The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Who's Bad?

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

Jay watches a new documentary about the Michael Jackson trials and has all new insights into the King Of Pop. Like a real sleuth, he digs into a different MJ doc to cross-reference the facts. Jay wonders what Neverland Ranch being used for today and can also hear predatory language is some of Michael's songs. | Bobby and Jay are going to the Yungblud concert right after the show and Bob is strangely nervous about going. They have time to kill so Jay wants to visit Sunglasses Hut like they are on a real date. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I met some smoking chicks last night at my show. Ooh, and? And? I took a photo and said, hey, guys. What a story? Thank you. What am I going to do, Jay?

I don't know. I guess you just haven't stopped thinking about it since you saw them. Oh, I stopped. As soon as Dawn went to the bank today. I stopped five minutes. Five minutes after she left, I stopped thinking about it. You thought about it for a few and then finished. I got so excited.

She came out of the room with her hair. your ponytail and a little sling bag. I was like, oh, you're going somewhere? She goes, I got to go to the bank and I got to go to the post office. I was like, that is the perfect amount of time. You go, that's good. I got to make the posse too. See it a little bit. You winked at her. I literally stood by the window and watched her car leave the driveway. Wow. With my my underwear on.

That's a bummer. As soon as she left, I was like a wagga, wagga wagga wagga way. I don't know why that picture makes me sad. Didn't make me sad. You're waiting for your wife. As soon as she left. Yeah. I can make sure doodles.

Doodles. I just pick you launched and like you get so excited that you jump and like fall back on the bed and like let it bounce a little bit and then start slapping your wang. Close. Okay. I do have to get the perfect amount of toilet paper, two parts. One for the first part and then the second one is for the cleanup. What's the first part? What's the first part?

First part is the original explosion. I want to take care of that. Might you just catch that in the fucking... No, I don't like to catch it. I want it to free. I like to free come. You want to hit a little. all over your body. I like to free come, Jay. I don't want to catch it.

All right. Listen, you're a free comer, I understand. That defeats the purpose of catching it. Okay. I want it to just go where it goes. And then I dab it. And then the rest is the master cleanup. And then I take a shower. I wanted to bring up to you because I started to watch or did watch in its entirety. The Michael Jackson documentary. The new one about the trial. Yeah, it's not that I thought you were talking about the thing on Netflix. The biopic, where they ended... It's on prom.

But they ended that without him doing any pedophilia. It was just the best, right? It's the good part of his life. They said it's supposed to be a second part, but no... Once I saw the person playing Michael Jackson was his nephew, I'm like, well, they're not going to dig into, like, heavy controversy. He's just going to be like his... This is how he made this album.

It's what he made this album. This is the Grammys, whatever. Motown 25. So it's pretty good. Yeah, the verdict, that's what it's called. It's... I tell you, I don't know what happens in between, like, and again, maybe speaking for myself, but the way our group mind just moves in a place, like, we were all pretty certain Michael Jackson

was a pedophile. Yeah. It got out that he paid off people years before, and then he got arrested this time and went through the whole thing with this trial, and I think we all were just kind of like, yeah, I guess, like, you know, it's come full circle. Like, sometimes you got eventually got to pay the piper. We've all known this for a long time. you got to fucking pay the Piper.

And then he got away with it again. And then was like, you know, he got away with it here. If he didn't do it because he got away with it and then he was getting ready to do that, this is it, which did end up coming out in theaters. You know, it's basically the him rehearsing for the tour he was going to do. And it was all, it did huge numbers. It's very cool to watch, actually, watching him go through it. But it seemed like the world had moved on and they were just going to go on with it like completely.

This documentary has no new footage. Nothing that we haven't seen already, except for interviewing with, like, you know, jurors and shit, but no new information. And we just forget it somehow. It's crazy how dead the rights they have this guy on pedophilia, that you're almost like, wait, how did I forget that it was so bad? I'll tell you how? Listen to thriller. You're not wrong. And then you'll be like, eh.

Can I tell you something? That's the fun. So that's one of the fun things I wanted to say about the documentary was interesting. The prosecutor, I think it was, was talking about the day. Two things that were really funny. The day in court that they show some of the Martin Bashir documentary that exposed Michael Jackson, that's the first thing with like he's got the kid hugging his arm and laying his head on his arm. He's like, we share a bit.

It's beautiful. Yeah, the Martin Bashir thing. But they're showing it, and it's the part where he, yeah, by the way, Michael Jackson dancing by himself in a room doesn't look much better than Corey Feldman on the idea of what he's doing. It's like that batch of an idea. Like, you want to see it? Look at it. I do it. I do it dances for you.

It's here. But they play beat it in the, or Billy Jean in the background while he's showing him how to do a moonwalk in this documentary, in the Martin Bashir one. He shows him how to moonwalk and they're playing Billy G. Behind it. He said, the entire jury, the judge. And even the prosecuting attorney is like, they couldn't help,

but everyone just got to go like, boom, boom, pump, like bobbing their heads. And he said the prosecutor, I think, said under the table, he goes, his assistant or whatever, like, banged him with a knee and be like, hey, stop. We're prosecuting this guy. And the jurors they have are just kind of like, it was pretty cool looking at him and seeing Billy Jean being played at the same. So they were so clouded by that shit.

They were looking for any reason. And his lawyer was just me, his lawyer just like went at the kid and went at the mom. Like, you guys were flim flam grifter, pieces of shit. And he started crying and he's like, told you. And that just worked. But he shows Martin Bashir. He explains step by step, he tries to explain to him how to moonwalk.

Right? This is a very funny thing of this documentary. in that documentary, there's a big thing. He shows him. It's like, you lift your foot up here. He was taught. He was taught by somebody, Michael Jackson, by Turbo from Breaking. And then he's showing Martin Bichir.

He's telling him how to do it. Later in the documentary, there's a guy, again, one of like the hangar-ons who was, like his driver or something, who's happy to be in the documentary and tell, like, we were close. We were real close. And he goes, Michael, that last day, he walked in there. He was like, in that trial, he was like, what do I do? What do I do when I go in there? He was asking me.

comes to his driver to be like, what do I do? I don't know how to act. And he goes, how do you moonwalk, Michael? How do you moonwalk? And he goes, what do you mean? He said, I said, how do you moonwalk? And he said, I don't know, what do you mean? What do you do it?

You just do it. Is Michael Jackson black in this too? Yeah. But he goes, how do you? No, but he's telling the story. Right. His black guys on a story. He goes, you don't do anything.

You just do it. And it's like, yeah, that's what you do. Just go in the court and just be you. Just do it. You're going to be fine. And it's like, what a terrible fake story because it turns out if you ask him how to moonwalk, he will show you step by step exactly how you do it. He's like, you don't even just think about it, man.

It just happens the moonwalk. He goes, no, no, it's a very counted out dance move that's very... Very similar to the advice I gave you in that Netflix party. How do you do it, Jay? Just be you. Jay, how do you moonwalk? I can't moonwalk. Then get out of there.

Get out of there before you see Eddie Murphy and don't know how to moonwalk, you idiot. So, because I, you do go back and forth. At the beginning it was like, maybe he didn't do it. Then you watch that documentary, you're like, oh, shit, he did it. And then you see something else. I saw something else where I'm like, maybe he didn't do. Maybe these guys are flim, flim. Maybe they are trying to get his mind.

And then we watched the one with the kid, the adult kids saying when they're, you know, hey, he'd make me up my asshole. And you're like, oh, my God, he molested kids. And then I watched something else. I think I just listened to more Michael Jackson songs. Yes. That'll take you out of it. I was like, yeah, maybe he didn't do it.

He said one of our favorite Greg Stone lines, he said in here. Remember that? But Michael Jackson, he goes, we afford our kings. We allow. We allow our kings some certain amenities. But get to it, no, bring up the interview with him and that Gavin kid. I forgot. I don't know how this was blocked out of my mind.

But that Martin Bashir, I remember where I watched that documentary. I was at the motel, Bobby, that's attached to you when you did the Sunni Delhi gig. that fucking snowy just motel right there me and I think Justin Silver were staying there and we watched this this documentary on TV and it's um

it's not in this part I'll find it but what should grow we watched this whole document I forgot like there's like a kid sitting there do you remember it all he's like hugging he's like holding hands with Michael Jackson and just laying his head he looks like he's like almost like autistic he's like

and he's just like he's like what he's said we share a bed together it's beautiful and then the family started they show Polaroid pictures of like he's got a fat little he's got a fat brother the cancer kid that they didn't get to share the bed? Oh, we did blowhole Michael Jackson named him blowhole He named the fat kid blowhole and and that guy and that kid had to call him daddy Michael It's like a whole thing's fucked up and crazy. I don't know how we we got a waif I don't know how there's like anyone going like this is bullshit How did they did they did they reorganize this documentary to to? To make it more intense

Pence? You know what I mean? No, no, they just go pretty much in order, but it's just the most basic things. The kids, multiple kids were like, he brings you in and he talks to you about like sex and stuff and then he shows you porn. He keeps his porn. There's gay porn and like regular porn and he keeps it in a black briefcase. And they found his house and they found the weird closet and they found the black briefcase and they found all the porn in it. There's audio recordings of him talking to the kids about sexual stuff. It's audio recordings. They found a briefcase with porn in it. Not porn of him made with some, just like porn magazines. But here's how they just got rid of all that. Because he had a great lawyer do it. And the kid was up there. And one of the things he said there was a barely legal magazine in there, like the hustler, barely legal magazine. And I think every issue is probably just like a girl on the cover.

It's not a naked picture or whatever. It's a girl in a, you know, it's a cover of a porn magazine. And they held up that magazine, a magazine barely in the thing, in the court for the kid. And they were like, is this the magazine you saw? He's like, yeah, that's it. That's the one I saw. And he go, this is dated after you left.

Yes, it was dated after you couldn't have seen this magazine there. It didn't come out until you left. And it's like, it's like shit like that. And then it shows the juror, this juror lady who was in love with them who was just like, that blew that kid's story up. You're not going to flim, flam, flam Michael Jackson, you little piece of shit. Like, Jesus lady.

They didn't give a fuck. I mean, the settlements he gave, it was like, wasn't like $2 million? Multiple $20 million. Multiple $20 million settlements he was given in the 90s. I would literally send Max to Neverland tomorrow Of course 20 million? What are you crazy?

I go just keep it all hand and mouth stuff Yeah, don't kiss him Yeah, you'll be able to come back from hand and mouth stuff He's going to want you to spread your butthole Just do it. Do it, Max. You know what you're looking at his butthole And this is where it gets into it.

Also, every family that he had Like the relationships with the time When somebody else would come at him And he'd get accused of something he would have them almost make like insurance videos where the family would just sit in a room and have to sit there and go like he's great he's like family we love him so much he's like a member of our family he's like a father to the children and like a blah blah blah and a brother like all this stuff

it's like they have to say and then they're the same ones who like came the court against him I mean he looks a great idea he actually looks like he disfigured himself to look like a kid's toy so kids would feel comfortable around him. You think he did that to himself so he would be hotter to kids? Mm-hmm. So I think he'd be less threatening. Like he looks like a permanent clown.

Because kids are threatened by older black guys. Like grown men that want to hang out with him. They kept bringing it back up. That was the joke. I used to have a stage joke about the, after this documentary came out when his whole thing was like he's Peter Pan. But my argument was like, I watched my introduction documentary. He goes, I don't think he did it.

He said he's Peter Pan and I just believe him. But I think it's just because of the way he talks. and who he is. I go, I couldn't see going to some auto body shop and be like, hey Rusty, did my fucking kids sleep in bed with you last night?

Huh? Oh, yeah, man. I'm Peter Pan. Turn around and start, brim. I said, though, with him, every family, too, is like the abducted in plain sight

where he, like, gets in, with, like, he gets in with a mom. He gets in with everybody. Yeah, yeah, he's, like, abducted in plain sight, exactly. Do all the families have the same story? Like, is he have the same grooming techniques with all. A lot of them have the same

story. He would go to the mom's house, wherever this mom lived with the son's, and sleep with the kid in bed at her house. My mom would love that. If Michael Jackson came off. Well, dude, that was one of my favorite things. Yeah, that was the thing. He'd go stay at this people with their humble house and sleep in bed with the kid.

But that did take me right back. That made me laugh all over again. I forgot about it. Dukted in plain sight. When the mom and dad were at home one day and the nine-year-old girl was upstairs in bed. And the guy The neighbor just came in. He goes, he starts taking off his clothes already in the kitchen.

He's like, hey, guys. Doctor says, I got to sleep with your daughter. It's fucking crazy. I know. Anyway, I'll see you guys in the morning. I like my eggs over easy if you don't mind. But I'll take sunny side up is okay. Anyway, I'll catch you guys in the morning.

Is she up? Do you know? Should I be quiet? This guy coming in and be like, hey guys, sorry. Here's no. Doc says, I got to sleep with your daughter for the next couple months. And they were just like, well, if the doctor says,

I get, like, the dumbest. people ever. Does Michael let you enjoy the whole premises? There was one night I stood in and he asked him if I could stay in the bedroom and he let me stay in the bedroom and I was like Michael he could sleep on the bed and he was like no no no you sleep on the bed sleep on the bed and then he finally said okay if you love me to sleep on a bed I was like oh man that laughs almost like I got caught laugh I'm kind of like okay okay shut up you little cancer idiot Yeah, those kids are rat. Oh, absolutely.

Well, he's the one who ultimately said he molested him. Yeah. But watch them, watch how weird they get. It was fun that night. I sat up on the floor. I wasn't a sleeping bag? No, you packed the whole vest of blankets on the floor. Mike has a sleeping bag.

He goes camping all the time. I wasn't sleeping bag? No, you packed the whole vest of blankets on the floor. But Michael, you know, you're a 44-year-old. old man. What do you get out of this? What do you get out of this? Young dick.

A hairless asshole. What do you think I get out of this? Boy butt. I love... I feel... I think what they get from me, I get from them. I've said it many times.

My greatest inspiration comes from kids. What I get from you get from them? 69. Jacob overreact to that. It's insane. I forgot all about it. I forgot all about this. I said, this is like, like this is enough.

It's like it's already weird right here. But it's like they're trying to tell us something weird's not going on or watching a weird thing. Here's a problem with it. He did do so he loved children. He did a song for children. He did so much charity for kids. He did all this. I'm not saying he didn't do it.

Yeah, you are. He did all that so he could rape a few of them? Well, it's like when you think. think of somebody that like their main thing is kids. Yeah, usually raping them. And you think, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know, like Jimmy Sayville guy? Yeah. He was a rapist.

How about that child star? Ew. Remember the Mr. Rogers movie came out and no one can believe he was just a good person? It was just a positive movie about a great guy. I'm like, well, when does he fucking start fisting kids? And they're like, never did. God was actually a great guy. Impossible.

And fucking possible. There's bodies under there. But like, when you watch it, you're like, oh, this is great. because you want, that's so nice that he's so cool to kids. Buddy, Elmo was fucking jerking off kids. Wasn't the guy in Elmo getting trouble for being with kids? Why you'd throw Elmo around? Yeah, why would you throw Elmo under the bus?

What do you do to you? Am I wrong? No, it's true to that. It's not Elmo. I said the guy inside Elmo. You'll say that. Don't just say Elmo. We all love Elmo.

Every time I hear Elmo, I'm like something happened. Yeah. Be funny of all the Sesame Street characters, fucked kids. Elmo says, if you tell, we both get in trouble. Yeah, cookie monster like oaky cookie monster. Elmo say if you tell your parents, they won't love you anymore. You did sign teacher.

Former Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash. Yep, engaged in sexual relationships with a... This is underage. Yeah, when they were underage. Yeah. I mean, buddy, you don't want to do... It's the same thing I say. Stop letting...

Oh, charges thrown out. So what? He did it. No. For sure. No. You can't just accuse people, man. Buddy, you just want to believe that guy loved you.

Most people don't know. That's the reason why Dan left the bonfire. Molested? Yeah, he was being brought up on charges of molestation. He did some. He did some. It's because you did some. Damn.

Who out of our friends would be a molester? Dan puts in a fucking macho man costume and goes to hospitals and touches kids. All the voices? Yeah, fucking patch Adams. Yeah. Take your little bottle. Yeah. I've always said, don't stop letting.

it ever worked out has there ever just been a completely in the clear no problem russian or otherwise male gymnastics teacher that hasn't been shuffled around the globe to coach other people because a girl eventually says he starts smelling our asshole or something i mean like it so just don't let him how about just no male coaches for female gymnastics what does a guy have to teach you more than a woman can teach you about gymnastics i don't know apparently something because yeah it's not quarterbacking it's not quarterbacking or critical thinking well anything or getting out of problems or explaining anything or telling a story or looking at directions well anything with kids is always that's where those people gravitate to you know that's where they go because they want to

this i got the best of both worlds one might call it you keep writing this saturday morning cartoon quietly i know you're trying to do you piece of shit i know you're trying to get that fucking melblank pussy i don't know like 20 year olds i think 20 20-year-old annoy me, never mind a fucking 10-year-old. Trying to get that anima-maniac snatch. When are we getting ice cream? Shut up. Shut up.

Stop. This gets better, by the way. Nice. This is the juicy part. This is the, now this is the interview Michael Jackson had. First of all, his house is just stupid. It's the dumbest fucking house ever. I hate his ornate horseshit house.

He's an antique room. He's got a room that's just like a bunch of things. It's like, oh, here's candle holders and giant lions and vases that make sense for nothing. It looks like one of the stores on Park Avenue. Yeah. I think it's like in one of the, this actual with this guy he went into a store and just bought two of everything yeah of the most like like eight foot vase and we're looking at the same it's in his house now it looks like it's a store

but it's actually in his house yeah it looks like one of those florida stores oh this might be the store this might be him in the store that's the store i hate but he's got a room in his house that just is full of these things i wonder what happened to all that shit oh i bet you could get i bet you get one of those fucking corny vases but nothing um From him? Yeah, what if all of... From his estate? What if an all of...

His estate probably exists still, right? I think they totally... I think they tore down Neverland. Oh, no single Michael Jackson states. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. He's got a bunch of family. Mm-hmm. But Neverland, they tore down, right?

Because there's nothing that they re... Did they? I believe they, like... No, it's overgrown. No, recently they just tore it down. I think they took it. They specifically meant they didn't want that molester house up. No, it was not torn down.

The amusement park and ride. Somebody would have bought it. Yeah. Lewis should have bought it. It made it Lewisland. You should have meet a Lewis land. Or Jared's going to get it eventually. Jared from Subway Land?

Is he back? I think Jared's back. I'll tell you what. Nate should have saved his money. Probably could have got a nice deal on fucking just turn Neverland into Nate Land. You barely got to change the letters. So what does it look like now that Neverland ranch? You can keep the same furniture too.

Just the ghost of boy butts. Yeah. They changed the name back. Yeah. There's never been a naked woman on the premise. premises where they change the name back to what Sycamore Valley Ranch

billionaire investor Ron Berkel bought it in December 20th And what's current status It's a private residence It's not open to public It's undergoing extensive repairs And renovations over the years

And this article Is from a couple months ago Well I don't think they're going to talk About the child rape Well they should It's the bigger thing It's the biggest thing Yeah what are you going to do

With the little kid rape room What are you going to make that into? My question, you bought the house. You know, like, multiple kids were molested in there. It was years ago. You make that room like an arcade, like honoring all the kids. Honor the children by doing childlike things in there. The ghosts of boy butts are everywhere.

Right, but you get them back to a childlike sense of wonder with real childlike behavior. Yeah. And then you put photos of all the kids that have been molested up on the wall. And for the first time, penetrate a woman's vagina inside that building. It should see. If you have a child, you want him like in the, like, is there a room? Like, you stay in this room where the boys were. It's funny.

If the kid did stay in there and he was getting molested by dead Michael Jackson's ghost every night. He goes, is it just windy or is that the screams of fucking raped boy? It's weird. This isn't now. Wow, what a pretty. That's great. I mean, it's. They gutted it and changed all of it, I'm sure.

I mean, they left, it looks like they left the sign that says Neverland Ranch. That's cool. They should have left the black briefcase with the porn. And the gift. The little Disneyland thing that he had done, that looks just like Disney. That's still there. Man, what a fucking property. And there's so many places to fuck a kid.

Yeah, why would you fuck him in the house? The Milo Station nook. Why would you? I'm sure you did some stuff on some rides. The boy fingering grotto? Yeah, you should have some like little fuck hut out in the woods. Exactly. Absolutely. Yeah.

The Overlook Suck Platform. Come on, dude. Who cares if he did it when this song comes on? Reaching out. It's such a good song. It's so many good songs. You know he never played tennis. That was just to get more fucking boy ass. I have whatever you would possibly like.

I just ask at the end of it. You let me suck your butt. Oh yeah, that's renovated Oh yeah He took all the toys out of the room Yeah Yeah All the extra

All the extra small butt plugs But it is still the master Molestation bedroom God I hope so You don't want to get rid of those memories Dude It's crazy What are you talking about, dude

Are you kidding me? He probably fucked the boy in there While he was writing the girl is mine You can let that history die Just because the boy got butt fucked Get out of here. It wasn't the girl, too. It was the boy as mine.

He had a change. Yeah, he had the champ. That's him post. Yeah, all his songs, if you listen to them, their molestation songs. Dude, that's one of my favorite. Beat it. B.J. Novak? It was a B.J. Novak.

The five seconds he did stand-up comedy before he went and got famous. The thing used to have that joke. He said, you know, Michael Jackson, I think it was when he was on trial, too, this time. He goes, I don't know. He goes, they're not using the right evidence here. I mean, I think he kind of tells you if he just listen to the music. It's kind of all right there. He's like, I'll take you to a song lyrics.

If you really read between the lines, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really, really bad. You know it, you know it, you know I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad. You know, you know, you know, come on it. And the whole world always tells you right back when you ask them once again, who's bad? That's a great. No, what else was there? Oh, it's the song Human Nature.

If you put it, yeah, it's human nature. That sounds like some of your, that song, if you put it in that context, sounds like he's trying to convince a boy to let him play with Wieners with him. Let me hear it. Go ahead, please, yeah. And putting the lyrics up. I'll read them to you. Don't forget about pretty young thing.

I mean, every song is about fucking a kid. Yeah. The renovations are spectacular. Yeah, you said the song was actually, the working tell was. It might really make you forget about boy, The working title was pretty young Tim. What childhood? Go put on a little human nature.

Oh, me, you do it? Yeah, and I'm going to change it. I'm going to change her to his and think of it as a young boy who's about to get, I mean, popped in the shitter. What age range are we looking at? 10? We're looking at, I think, about it, an 11, yeah, an 11-year-old.

He's got to be able to play video games. He's got to be able to lot of his parents right. Huh? I think they were younger. No, you wish. He's right. He's got to be able to be able to, he's got a, he's got a, be able to lie correctly.

Looking out across the nighttime, the city winks a sleepless eye. A little guy. Hear his voice. Shakes my window. Sweet seducing sight. Yeah. You see that little boy through the window. Wade Robson says seven years old it started.

Nice. The boys that... Four walls won't hold me tonight. If this town is just an apple, and he means of this boy's butt is an apple ass. What are you going to do? Let me take a bite. Why?

Why? Human fucking nature, dog. That is human nature. It's human nature. Skibapapapu, Bing bang, Bing, bang. Shillum Bapu, ski-baping, bang. Why? Do they interview the kids as adults now in this documentary?

No, that was the findings? Finding Neverland was that. Because that was when they came, that's Wade Robbs. Wade Robson in the 2006 trial was one of his best, like, yeah, he stood behind him still. Well, it was one of the best defense people. When he got up on the stand, they all, they say, when they did that fighting in the

land, they were, you guys both lied on the stand, and he was like, yeah, we lie on the stand, yeah, for sure. They thought they had something, like, special with him. They didn't think of it as abuse. So the other kids that were, I don't remember the trial, like, who accused him. In 1996 and several other years, he'd paid people off. And are they in this documentary as adults saying what happened? No, they stay away because they were paid. So they thought they don't.

But the one mom, the one mom he did pay off the 20 windows did come into court and testify her thing. But I think. The son won't come near. Remember they were like tracking the son and they didn't know? Yeah. Yeah, he wouldn't go. But I mean, like they so.

So they all got, they all got paid millions of dollars to keep them all shut. Yeah. So the parents knew about it, found out about it. And they were, he was like, all right, I'm just going to pay you guys off. In 2006, though, it went to the trial, went to the jury, and they found him not guilty. I mean, two different fathers killed themselves because of this. Oh, yeah.

That was in the Final Neverland. Two of the families had a father that committed suicide because he was like, my boy just got, my boy just got fucked and I just kind of watched it happen while I was taking a camel ride on the fucking Grand Canyon. Are you sure it wasn't that he ruined Michael Jackson's music for him? It's very possible. That's probably, yeah, I'm bummed out, dude. You dumb slut boy. Now I know human nature means you were trying to suck my son's asshole.

Yeah, I'm out of here. this thing, let's play suck. Shigit, bop, bing, bang, boom, bam. Bobby, in 10 minutes, dude, we're gonna be making our way over for you to fucking see your boy toy. I know. When does he go on?

What time's he hit the stage? I don't want to sit in there all night. Do we have to see, who's on before him? Bobby's got to smoke a cigar and shit. I don't want to see, like, the band before him because that's going to be too, too. Gay?

You can only handle so much boy in one night? I can only handle so much silliness in one night. Bobby, you can only handle so much boy, dude. He went on at 9. 915 This night. Ah, fuck.

We got to kill a good fucking two hours out there. Oh, can we go to sunglasses, HUD? You guys should get dinner. We could go to Carnegie Hall,

the cigar lounge that has food, they have food, you can smoke. You can smoke. I don't need any food. But... We could smoke.

Smoke, get a couple drinks. Yeah. Kind of classy joint. Yeah, wasted. You want to fucking get tuned up. They usually have a jazz playing there so we could get manned. up a little bit, a little jazz.

You just upset him. You don't like a quintet. Tell all your cigar buddies you're excited to see young men. Is there a sunglasses that are on here? Nobody knows. Where's there a sunglasses hot? I need a sunglasses hot. Go to Anthony Aiden.

For what? I need a pair of sunglasses that aren't red. Sunglasses hut rules. No, they're not. It's all one company that makes every single one of those pairs. Luxottica. Luxottica makes every. pair of glass.

All them. They own the stores and they make every pair glasses. They set the price for everything. It's all garbage. Well, they've made good ones. Okay.

But you go to Anthony A and you'll get a unique pair. Sure. This pair right here? They're called my young blood? Your young bloods? YBs? They only made 200 pairs of these.

Nice. Or you could go to Fifth Avenue between 47th and 48th. Thank you. You guys like to welcome me? Of course. I have no choice. You're going to young...

What are they open until? They're open until 8. Nine. Yeah, they're open late. Nice. All right, we'll go there. Flashhip store. Who is the opening band?

Maybe you want to see him. I don't. Wait a second now. Let's see who it is. What if it's the foo fighters? Probably not. Sawyer Hill and Return to Dust. There you go.

All right, let's see who Return to Dust is. Let's see who Sawyer Hill is. Is that the one band? Is it Sawyer Hill and Return to Dust? Or Sawyer Hill then return to us. It says they serve as the main special guests. Oh, it's a special guest. They're on the North American tour. Okay. Who are they? Let me see some Sawyer Hill. Let's see how cute they are before you just miss him, Bobby. What if I like Sawyer Hill more? Then we can't watch the video in here. He's the next. What if I want to leave after Sawyer Hill? Oh, there's another ugly person. He's really ugly. Whoa, what a voice. Kind of cool.

Geez, he's got fat lips like Youngblood. It's a fat-lip tour. Do you think they met at a kissing booth? Yeah. Yeah, you have a type, Bobby. All right, we can go just go to Sunglaces and then go in so you don't have to miss this guy. Is this guy first or just before Youngblood? I don't know if they're both on the bill or if it's one of the other.

We could ask, we could walk right over. It's across the street. Yeah. I mean, we could just go. Let's go to Sunglass Hut. Let's hit the hug. He's not going on before nine. Yeah, I just want to see him.

I don't really want to fucking see. I mean, if you're going at eight, you still have an hour. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do two hours. We both want to smoke until the last minute. And I love going in when people think those chairs are free. I know. And ruining their night.

And so he goes, well, hey, oh, looks like the two tiny little girls who we're going to sit here aren't sitting here. Yeah. Oh, wait, it was two fat guys. Damn, dude, I'm going to ruin someone's nice standing up. Oh, it's going to be great. And we're right in the middle. I'm standing here. about chicks to get lost.

I'm never sitting down. Yeah. We're going to have you. Hey, can you take your purse off my chair? Beat it. Bimbo. Yeah, excuse me. These are ours.

And then I'm going to go. But I'm going to do the thing, even though I'm going to do the thing where I stare at my ticket over and over again, I'm pretty, yeah, I think these are, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. That almost got me into a fight with a black couple in a movie theater once. Yeah? Even though they were wrong completely. Remember that? Fucking crazy. Oh, the movie, yeah.

I was like, hey, you guys are in our city. I wasn't sure. shitty at all. You guys aren't a seat. And then the girl just started going like, motherfucker can't sit somewhere else and fucking... I go, what? Excuse me? And then it said something to Christine. She said, this bitch is going to cause a problem. Yeah. She wasn't to Jay? And then it became a real problem. And I said, that was always the thing. I threw a fuck it. I mean, I threw a thing. I mean, I threw a thing. And then we ended up leaving. And then I was leaving. It sure isn't Jay and Jay. No, it wasn't me.

I know. When I went to, uh, when I went to, uh, I was like leaving. I go, I'm getting my money back. I go, I want my money back from everything. I go the concessions, everything and we went over to the concession and the guy took took my not eating popcorn back and was and while he was dumping the soda out and the thing he goes I'm really a big fan man and I went ooh this is so embarrassing now this went from me being irate to just wanting to get the fuck out of there I'm like oh god you just saw me into things I'm like this place sucks your management is for shit and I don't care get it on camera I don't care and the guy goes I think you're hilarious man I go oh yeah hey I'm doing a secret camera thing

right now this sucks the routine I'm doing I'm like I'm I'm like fucking, I'm Oli Ging it right now. You guys know practical jokes, right? I'm impractical joking. Guys don't ruin the bit. Sal's over there right now. They're gonna fucking ruin the bit. Is this the other band?

Yeah. What are they called? Burning the torch? Return to dust. Return to dust. I don't mind that. It's not bad. It sounds like 90s rock.

Yeah. Sounds like rock and roll. Good openers. Yeah. Well, I don't know about the other guy. I don't believe it. What do you think he's made? I don't know what the fuck he is.

Look at these. A lot of old people in the crowd. Maybe it's going to change the audience in our direction. Yeah. We need sword or hilt out there to fucking get some of the older folks moving. We should be going to see him. He's got literally Mick Jagger's face. It's a big night for you.

You're going to see Mick Jagger's face and then Mick Jagger's body all over fucking Youngblood. Mick Jagger wish he was built a Youngblood. Youngblood is pretty in shape, actually. Yeah. He's not like Jacked or anything, but he's like, fit he's like the right yeah he's got a chest and a fuck he's not like a pecker chest it's got a rock and roll body man yeah dude you can't wait to fucking run your tongue down it dude this is not about what what's it not about bobby you know it's about

dude we're going to enjoy our friend's band yeah yeah it's our friend young blood young blood he didn't say in yorkshire tea it's not everything you drank his shit 200 bags didn't even respond to my DM no he's not into a load of bollocks That's all bullocks. What? What, Jacob? I mean, what? You direct messaged him like he was going to...

Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. I direct message it to Stephen Wilson, Jr. He got back to me. He gave me his phone number. Now I can text him. Well, you could text him. Now you can because he's done stern. Yeah, he did Howard.

So... He really, I texted him. We went to the show and he texted me like two hours after. Oh, dude, I missed you. He said, ah, shit, man. I know you were coming. I do that to people I don't want to see. I go, fuck, I saw this.

I'm already back at the hotel. Jay, we're friends with you. We know. Oh. Have I done that to you? I may have done it to you. You do it to everybody with Mike Fanoia. Shit, dude, I'm back at the hotel.

You're the worst fucking phone friend on the planet. I'm not a good phone friend. You're the worst. I'm on my phone a lot, though, but it's mostly just playing my favorite games. I know. We know you're just on your phone, too. And then, by the way, a lot of people don't respond to stuff because I'm in the middle of a game, and, like, the thing comes on the top, and I just,

shoo it away so I keep playing my game. Yeah, the only thing you write help in capital letters with five exclamation points. I wouldn't even know if I swipe it away. Oh, all right. All right, let's do some plugs. I'm going to change my name to help. I need you. In my phone? Help I need you.

Help I need you. Your name is Emergency 9-1-1? Emergency. Something's wrong with Dawkins. Laura, are you going to this show? Contact didn't come through? No, you did not. Mother fuck. Bobby. Now I have to suck his dick while you hold his foreskin back I made a promise now

We can't leave Listen, me and Bobby aren't gonna send You come to our city We're not sending you home with the dry dick my man That's a problem is young blood You come on the show We owe you Yeah you're gonna want to send me to

Look at Christine's getting bummed out She can't go now Did you want to taste of sweat? No, I was just transferring you to the tickets Fuck you That makes me so happy that you have to scan the tickets Fuck you I was gonna say sorry for saying fuck you

But then you looked up me again I wanted to say, fuck you again. I get it. Sometimes you walk in the room, I'm just like, ugh. Yeah. Yeah. How do you think I felt today when he came in and then Lauren came in? The energy in this room, I felt like I was going to have a heart attack.

Well, maybe she smiled more if you called her by her name. Oh, sorry. What's your name again? Laura. Laura, sorry, Laura. It was close. Thanks. That's not bad for a guy I can't read.

I can read. Go on. Big Jokison is going to be at Pantagius. That took two weeks. No, this is not a way to fucking be, Jay. This is why you're a bad person. Christine told you. At heart.

I accepted Pantage. I don't know why you thought it was by his letter to be. Don't try to be the victim now. Where are the victim of you? What? You're a bad teacher. I'm about to walk you into the night of your life. Yeah, and you can call me a fag the whole.

Oh, sorry. Take that right now, no, no. No, it's going to be a sign I draw. You're going to call me gay. You're going to call me silly, zesty. You're going to be laughing when I get into a song. I don't call people's dusty, it's not my style Huh?

You're not gonna get into anything in front of him You're out of your mind If you don't think I'm enjoying this concept You have Muppet eyebrows next to me frowning I'm doing it's a strong shot that you get Bobby might pump when he pumps Like when he's pumping the mic thing on stage You might pump too

I might actually put my hands down the front of my pants And grab my junk when he does it Dude I might do it to you I'm gonna do random hard checks on you When his shirt comes off I'm gonna hard check you I'm gonna hard check you If he starts doing anything like that

You have to film it Of course Yeah of course He's a good influencer. He's not going to do it. He's not going to get anybody. I know. Tell him to film you.

My instincts are just to observe and then tell. Can we buy you the Rayban meta glasses so you can just have it record from your eyes? Over the thing. Maybe. Yeah, just get those, put them on, and then you don't have to think about it. All you have to go is meta record. Just look at you. Yeah.

No, you have to go meta. Just touch the side and it does it. Big Jay Ocerson will be at the Pantages Theater in Minneapolis this weekend, June 12th, and then the Egyptian theater in Boise. Idaho the very next night. June 13th. After that, he's going to be in Buffalo, Harrisburg, PA, and Winnipeg. For tickets and tour dates, go to big jcom. And YouTube.com slash at big J. Okerson. Can I say, Adam called me today. Thank you, everybody. We're doing pretty good.

Boise, I think only has like 20-some tickets left. Oh, that must feel great, yeah. And most of them are just like single tickets. They released 20 new, it was only single tickets left, and they released 20 tickets today. And I think Minneapolis is looking pretty good, too. Thank you guys. Keep coming. I mean, let's sell it the fuck out. That's the way to promote. Keep coming. Hey, guys. Keep coming. Come all over the place. Bobby's going to be a governor's in Levittown, New York, June 19th and 20th, and the comedy mothership in Austin, July 3rd to the 5th. After that, Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

It's actually July 25th. July 25th. July 25th. Oh, it's up there. Oh, okay. I just want to make sure. Portsmouth, New Hampshire is going to be July 25th, then Saratoga Springs in Brooklyn, New York for tickets and all their tour dates. Go to Punchup.com.com. And make sure you check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy. And of course, every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. at the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge at the Comedy Seller. Let's go watch Youngblood. And we'll be back tomorrow, live on a live Thursday, a rare live Thursday.

I'm nervous. Why? I don't know. Dude, you're going to be beautiful. I would have rather went through with Christine. She could still go? We would have had a blast. I just want to go to sunglasses.

Cheeky little con.