The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Wolverine Pee w/Dan St Germain & Sean Donnelly

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

Sean Donnelly & Dan St. Germain are not only hilarious veteran comics, but are pillars in the U.F.O. community. The government dumped tons of files about alien encounters and the Burbs Bros can't get enough! Did you know that Steven Spielberg made E.T. as a documentary? Did you know that Neil Armstrong saw something on his moon landing that he could never talk about? Dan and Sean know and you would too if you listened to The Burbs Bros with Sean Donnelly & Dan St. Germain! | Before this segment, DJ Lou and Sean encountered a "Hugh" star in the men's room and were absolutely giddy about it. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Creson and Robert Kelly. You guys, listen to the Burbs Bros with Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly at patreon.com slash burbs bros. Lou and Sean just met somebody very famous in the bathroom. Well, but that's the second interaction with this person today. We had another interaction with Dan. Well, I went up to Hugh Jackman in the elevator. I was waiting because I knew he knows Mike Lawrence.

they were on that movie The Front Runner together. Oh, that never works out. It did not, especially because I called it the candidate, which wasn't a real movie. Remember the movie with my autistic friend who's an antisocial? You know that guy who smelled?

First, I will say, Hugh Jack was super nice, but his security guard goes, hey, why don't he use that elevator? And I'm like, but that one's not going at 36, and then it closed. And then he thought I was a fan. He went up there, and then he was like, oh, are you, what are you doing here? I'm like, I'm a fucking guest. I'm doing the shit.

Joe, I don't give a fuck about you, Jackman. I would just be nice. You say that now, but if he said hi to you. You want to read my script, Mr. Jenkins? Dan goes, just so you know, I'm in Hollywood as well. I wrote on Fuse for like three seasons. It's just like Independence Day, but better. What's the noise you're making a thing?

If you would have been like, Q-take D-L-L-Later later, I went. Snicked. One thing that when the claws come out, I just read the snicked. I don't know if that's the noise, but it is now. It's S-N-I-C-K. Oh, from the comic books. He maybe?

That's how they spell it? In the comic books, yeah. That's great. But you can get a guy like that. Wolverines Clause coming out in comic books. You mean a guy like that and you're like, okay, this is wild. Like, he's built to be famous. You know, like he's making every moment great.

Like, this is not a Gilbert Godfried interaction. Yeah. You know. Or Chris Catan. Or Chris Catan. Although it would take place near a urinal. Everybody apologies. Chris Katan.

Everybody apologize to me. It's Snick. Oh, no, I loved it. I believed it. We were all with you. Snicked. Yeah, nobody's against you, buddy. The new video game looks fucking badass.

We were all excited about snicked. Yeah, the new Wolverine video game does look fucking great. But what happened? So, where they turned on, Dan, DSG, made him to like a piece of shit in the hallway. Total piece of shit.

What happened? What did he do to you, Lou? We saw him in the bathroom. Me and Sean were going to the urinals. What did you talk about his musicals work? And to be... He knew DSG was coming in with some Wolverine talk. You guys, talk me about us.

You're a song and danceman, aren't you? You know I am, mate. We come and we go, Shaboopee, Shaboopee, Shaboopee, ta-da-da-da-da-da-da. I'll talk, man, the South Pacific. Hey, you know what's funny is there was a guard that was by the bathrooms, and she was kind of weird to us when we were walking in. And Lou was like, why was she policing us? I go, maybe Hughes was on his way to the bathroom. And I was kidding.

sure enough we're at the urinal the guy walks in and his pisses right next to me and Sean and then when I leave he turns around with his dick in his hand and smiles at me who does you fucking Jackman he's in you dude his smile was alluring

did you see his peepee no why don't you look there's just too many people around what it was right next to you I was on my way out he was peeing he turned around and just went he wanted you to look I know but he invited you Look.

It was inviting. And I probably said the worst thing you can say to him. I go, my mom's a huge fan. You said that when I left? Yeah, I said, I go, I know you get this all the time by my mom. She really is. She's a huge fan. My mom's a huge fan.

Do you like potatoes? Huge act of miscontemporary enough that a guy with a gray beard shouldn't tell you my mom's your biggest fan. That hurt him a lot. He's like, I'm still currently in things. I got him the ship captain Faye should not tell you his mom's a huge fan. He was very talented We were talking good about him As we were walking to the urinal

So if he heard us He would hear us saying how great he is But come on he doesn't At this point he's like I figured this thing out I'm okay But he was nice He was really nice

Skinny and slender And has a chiseled face And he walked in He did the everybody You hear those bathroom stories I was able to say hello Before he came over Took a piss

Went until he was done And then said the mom thing At the sinks Sure You know the move I think I think I'm a big fan I'm a big fan Why did you

your mom into it because my mom's like sight my mom has your stepfather like it's kind of like tongue and cheek you wanted to tell your mom you told him i hope you'll adopt me at some point my mom has a huge calendar in her house oh my god i just made that for christmas for my sister's got like a dildo like five dildas that come up on her hands and they go she goes when your mom's when your mom's masturbating she's eight two she's eight she's when your mom masturbating skink skink skink sorry sorry guess what guess what she's A nice Irish Catholic lady. You're going to hell, all of you. How about that? What are you going to do? She's going to hell too for jerking up with a Wolverine. Girl, you got that anamanium pussy.

What are you saying? Automanium. That's, uh... Fuck that up. I want to make sure we get to why we brought the guys here. Yes. Sorry. On the show.

It was a huge Jackman rant. You can't. You can't. I want to say this. Let me just put this out there. A lot of things, Jay, that you are probably not privy to. It's true. in the last couple months have gone down in the community, I'll call it, the community.

And even as close as this. Are you in the community? Yes, you're in the community now. We need numbers. I'm in the community. You're in the community. Welcome. But even this week, there was something happening in Massachusetts, and you said Ohio.

South Carolina. South Carolina. And this video of it, a sonic boom, which comes. you know, from a jet. Is this just trying to distract us from the UFC on the White House lawn? Because. And they just released a lot, not all, but a half, I believe, or a lot of. They did the second file drop.

Oh, they did the second file drop. They're doing it every two weeks. Apparently there's a new one drop in Friday. It's like Kanye. They're dropping all the stuff the government knows about UFOs. What do they call them now? I'm sorry. UAPs.

Sorry. I'm new to the community. Look, you're new in the community. Yeah, I just learned what skink is. What do you do you start? Snick. Shit. They got to, uh, but this stuff, why do they release, like, who's fighting the habit released

and who's holding on to it? Congress. And there's an argument constantly. So when these are released, they are released very, like, they're not happy they're releasing these. Some people aren't. They've been told. Some people aren't, because it will fuck up religion.

It will, it could mess up. Well, if you know, as they're Jewish, aliens. Everything should be fine. You know, Jews made up in aliens. The aliens don't need to APEC? That's why Ari left. He's like, Morse coding his friends in the sky right now.

He's got a tinfoil hat outside. We invented spaceships. Wouldn't Voss love that if the aliens were just agreed to be Jewish right away? We do need more Jews here. They do have Jew lasers. So, yeah, a lot of stuff has been released making it, and they're saying by next year, right? They're saying there's a few dates.

They say September 2026 is, date, they say 2027, they say 2028. It does feel like the posts are moving a little, but I think the biggest the thing about religion that's going to, the big divide right now is whether or not these things are aliens or demons.

With Jay, I really want to, I actually really want to convince Jay, so I really want to say, Department of Pete Hagseth, whatever you want to think about the politician. You're already not doing good. I just want to let you guys know. Before you get started, I want you to convince Jay but if you brought an alien egg in here

and it hatched in front of him, he still would believe it was like an ostrich. That's not true. If I saw an alien egg out, he was pretty, yeah, he goes, I know a character when I see a character. That was a fantastic character work, Mr. Katan.

Space mango. Yeah. No, here's the thing, the stuff that sounds very interesting to me. You hear, with sonic booms, the things that are like, there's some kind of visible evidence of the thing that makes sense

that is unexplainable. Yeah. I always felt that way about, like, not for all conspiracies, there's ones like, when they have a thing, like 2,000 birds fell out of the sky. That stuff freaks me out for sure.

I don't take that and just go like, it's explainable by just like, for sure, an airplane hit him or something. So what's unprecedented is that basically Department of Defense is the one who released hundreds of files and heat sensor videos and documents and things that were proven to be for real

that were rumored for 50 years. And this is not just off some random website. This is, the government doing it. Now, the way they're trying to kind of, the reason why you might not know about it is because they're not coming out and giving a speech in releasing,

they're just releasing. So they're leaving it up to everybody. You have to go back and forth. You have to go, you have to be into it to go get it. And there was, in the first week, it was 500 million views on this website. War.gov slash UFO? Yes. Wasn't there a website, though, where they said they released them,

but then they went there and it was something else? It was aliens. Yes, aliens.com. It was just illegal aliens. Yes. They actually had footage of illegal aliens? Didn't they have them running? That's really funny.

All these aliens are congregating at Home Depot. It's very bizarre. Fantastic fence climbers. What if Mexicans were the aliens? They could be. I mean, they call them Ant-Man down there. The Ant-Man. Latin America is a hotspot, you know, South America.

So the point being is that the biggest thing to happen is the Department of War slash defense. releasing these videos. There's multiple. If you want to think they're all just Photoshopped, you can because they are fuzzy. They're getting more and more kind of vulnerable and open with these releases, document-wise and video-wise. It's just a matter of being like, I think it's real, I don't. I like the angle you would take, though, that you should tell Jay that we always assume aliens are smarter than us or they're some other form of life that, you know, has the technology. They're just spying on us because we're not ready or whatever. But you

think that it might be it might be them some of them might be demons well i i did it for forever i was like oh tucker carlson's crazy but then you start seeing some of he's crazy and then he relapsed yeah that's more of a continuous bit for me that's like my thing but uh i i like some of them do look like the way that angels are described in the bible as far as like as far as like it having like kind of a hexagonal shape and they you know a lot of like what's the i'm blanking now on the passage in the bible sean ozekiel's wheel oh ezekiel's will so it's it there is a lot of correlation between whether or not now there are passages the bible where it's like they're gonna demons would appear in a form that you would be that would be palatable and what would be palatable

and what would be palatable right now would be aliens because now we're like okay we know what it is two aliens. And their whole point is to be like, well, yeah, Jesus or whatever, whatever religion you want to believe doesn't exist. We created it. That would be a demonic lie. So I think that's going to be the real problem. It's going to be people debating. And I don't know the answer, guys. I used to be like, oh, they're definitely not demons. And now I don't know. I'm not sure. I think there's a few different, I think there's a few different races. I think they all do different things. And I think they have different intentions. Now, Ziegles wheel, correct me if I'm wrong.

Made the song stuck in the middle with you? Jerry Rafferty, I believe, is a member before he broke off into a solo work. I think it's a different one, Jay. That's my Bible. There's constant testimony

that if you look at a gray's eyes, you start weeping and you pass out, which is exactly how they describe looking at an angel. You can't handle it. Yeah. So there's could be multiple sources. So this right here, that That last one, so one of the ones I sent Lou, there's, so, okay, so see that right there. That looks, stop, stop, real quick.

Does that or does that look like the thing that I had on video on the West Side Highway? I think you a bugosphere. I'm not asking you, Jay. No. I'm asking the, no, I thought you had a boot. I thought yours was like the, the, black dot. Mine, yours was the dot. Mine looks similar to that.

Like, it was like, uh, this looks a good guy. This looks a good guy. I'm not talking to you, Chris. I have it. Bring it up. I thought you saw a boogosphere. I did think you see all you, you know, you P-I-P. I saw a boogosphere. Just to give you the background on this photo, this is from 2018, Sequoia Park, somewhere in California.

This is evil caneval sun being human cannibald. It looks like someone being human cannibald, and we're looking at them in the middle of their... Honestly, a bunch of people filmed it. People thought it was a stormtrooper balloon, which it kind of looks like. I thought it was Michael Jackson going to heaven. Yes. All these are Captain Eo. And then they released one of the part of the release, if you go to the next slide, you'll see them side by side.

On the left of that Sequoia video, and then one of this is a heat sensor camera that the government released from just this past dump. Oh, wow. Where they look. Is that Bruce? Is he doing Kung Fu? It looks like a boomerang of a drunk person dancing. Maybe they're just filming a balloon, but I think they'd probably know better than to heat sensor a balloon. I think they know.

Yeah, it looks like it's dancing. Why is it so funky? You could create a new religion by having one of these things. I do think that our government knows how to make some of these. I do think there are people in our government who are flying these craft. I think they're psionic, but I don't think they're all government. And I think the technology they got was from this N.H.I. Non-human intelligence for any of you rube's listening at home.

Yeah, you're not part of the community. Yeah, you're not part of the community. By the way, the government's not after me. just New York State. I still have a boot on my fucking car. So it's not like a molder over here. That's the boot right there in the video. Yeah, that's the boot. That's just the guy from Port Authority going, excuse me, excuse me. So it's just a matter of being like, is it

real or not? And then I think once you get Congress and you get the Department of War involved, I think it gets to a point where there might be there. Now, what were they saying the Sonic Boom was in Massachusetts? Because there's a lot of videos of people's ring cams and hearing it. Comet was. apparently it blew up in the atmosphere. It was burning out. Now, the reason this is very disturbing is there's a guy named Carl Grimer, which you talked about on the show, who was connected with Wright-Patterson Air Force Base and a lot of UAP programs, Los Alamos. He was shot to death in

December. His specific job, one of his specific jobs anyway, was to monitor these comets coming in. And NASA has been full of shit forever, so we can't really fucking trust what they're saying. Yeah. So, like, what you're seeing now is the watchmen at the tower getting taken out one by one. So they're just killing. So people are dying that are supposed to be watching for this stuff, letting us know it's happening. And now these things are just coming to Earth. Or explaining what's happening.

Don't want you know, this news source we have here is Adam 22, who is not only a big-time astronomer and scientist. Oh, wait. And his wife also have sex with people. He's been messaging me recently. Sean, is that the link you sent through it? You couldn't have found the non-porn guy you posted it? Yep. That guy's the last.

This guy right here. Jay, this is not convinced them that they're wrong. It's convinced you that they're right. Did he message you about you APs? Guys, I think I went out of the community. Jay has a point. Can you believe this didn't work out, guys? Can you believe the guy who had some bull fuck his wife and then lose to him in a boxing match

couldn't hold on to her? No. That is weird. That is weird. Yeah, he's been reaching out to me. What does he say? I don't know, but I guess maybe he wants to do porn with me. Or maybe he wants to talk about this guy floating around in the sky.

Yeah. He's trying to try to fuck this guy in this guy. Yeah, he's pissed up. He wanted that guy to fuck his wife and now he doesn't have a wife. But what is the biggest evidence that came out? You must have went through it all. What's the most compelling evidence that came out of the government files? For me, one of them was, there was, for years have been rumored that there was audio.

of the astronauts on one of the Apollo missions talking about a bogey, seeing objects, and describing what they were seeing during one of the moon missions, and the audio came out in one of these, in one of these dumps. Oh, really?

Yeah. And it's completely for real. It's from NASA. It's completely 100% valid and genuine. So that kind of stuff, where it's like these things that kind of are kind of just fulfilling things that people have been rumored

and talking about for years. It was one, I think it might have been 70s. It was one of the later ones. It wasn't one of the first. The last Apollo mission, apparently. Is it the last one? The Japanese physicist who's on the Jesse Michael show, which is an awesome, awesome show. I'm sorry, I'm just, I know Jay's going to come up.

I just didn't know we're trusting Japs now. Oh. Ari comes in again. What did I tell you guys? What is this the aliens? Is it the alien's road schedule? The rumor is. Yeah, there are actually, guys, can you give me a favor?

When you talk one of these, Keith? Tell them about Punch Up their lives. Wait, did they talk about Roswell? Did they talk about Rossville? Well, there's, now at this point, it wasn't a weather balloon. There's been enough people to come out and said, yeah, there was a crash there. But what Sean's referring to is the last Apollo mission that we had, although we just went to the moon recently, but the last Apollo mission that we had, there's been all this debate, whether we landed on the moon or not.

My takeaway and my theory is that we did land on the moon, and then these fucking things told us, get the fuck off. They say fuck. They didn't say fuck. Yeah, yeah. And then I heard as you, when I looked in the rear of your mirror, as they were pulling away from the moon, the alien gave you got the super fingers. Dane cooked super fingers, dude. So they're learning.

Actually, they only could because they only had four fingers. Every finger is a super finger. Apparently they told them you should not be here. And that's why we didn't get any missions to the moon in the 80s, 90s, 2000s, can I just say something? No. When you say they, yeah. You say that, so they were on the moon, telepathic.

They came up. Oh, they didn't talk. No, apparently it was, apparently they just said, they said right to their head. Now, I think if you will get Neil Armstrong's life, it's very bizarre, guys.

You will get Neil Armstrong. Okay, this is the most famous man. Hang on one second. Jacob, you're not part of the community and I don't find it funny. You know, it's too gave a jacket to be making fun of me. I'm getting shit on my fucking security guards.

Now you. Also, Jacob's the size of a gray alien. That might explain his face. Jay, he doesn't know humor yet. He doesn't belong here. He's like Starman. It's not you. I'm not laughing at your pain.

I'm laughing at Luz Drop. That's a good drop. Is this we're talking about the fireflies? They would see the particles. There was that. But to finish what I'm saying about Neil Armstrong, you have the guy that's the most famous guy in the world. There's no one at that time who's more famous than Neil Armstrong, right?

But only fucked fat chicks. His wife is like, why aren't we going on talk shows? Why are we? He would refuse. He completely ducked out of the public eye. His wife divorced him. He ends up taking a small university job at the college town that he's in. He could have made millions and millions of dollars.

Wasn't Buzz Aldrin too? Both of them kind of just like... Buzz Aldrin. Yeah, but they picked him number two because he was a drunk and they knew he was going to talk. So they wanted the top guy to be somebody. No, I swear. That's that was like Jason Georgiani does like a whole thing about it. But apparently somebody came to Neil Armstrong's house.

He was fucking in darkness, in a corner, in a chair, just smoking a cigarette. And he said, I can't go out there. They can never know. There's a lot of stories like that. Never know what, though. And then we really didn't. You said we did go again, reset. I didn't know.

We didn't land. We went. Didn't land again. They just never have done it again, ever. And they canceled the landing part last minute. It's very weird that they say we land. That is true. They say we went to the moon.

We landed on the moon, planted the flag. and we never went back. Why would we never go back? What he's saying, could be, could really could be a reason. Because there was aliens given the Sufi?

No, I mean, I think there's a base. I think there's a base on the other side of the room. Landing on the moon is a vicious cycle. And if you know anything about the, and if you know anything about the Ananaki and the soul cycle.

It's funny if Dan got all his album names from aliens. You know what I find more believable of all things of a movie that got me where I was like, oh, that's a good take on it, which I'm sure it's been done before, but the fact that,

was like the first one no that made it like not like a biped kind of monster or insect thing was the uh what's it's the interstellar mac and me arrival is there's the one where it's like they basically it's like it's like it's like it's like a glop arrival that just like slaps in the wall maybe a rival yeah that was interesting yeah because i said it could be i don't know like everybody always that's what it to me when i see it's like oh they have a face and a nose and two eyes and ears and two arms i'm always just like i don't know well there's actually it's not i feel it would be they think octopists are next they're actually they say they're in arrivals they said uh It's different.

There's, I think, four or five different versions of aliens. It's not just one alien. These are four here that are less together. Yeah, these are the aliens, the four that they say, there's a cray. There's a, oh, is it, a NORRA? A gray? I can't believe you fuck that up. I don't know how they pronounce it a cray.

Guys, I'm new to the community. I'm sorry, right. I apologize. This isn't the cellar table. We have to be nice. No, you can be named. One of the aliens is the archer from Middle Earth. Yeah, well, the whole thing about Nordix is,

Well, if Nordics... Okay, I know we're all laughing here, guys. I'm just saying, stop for one second. No, I mean, we should give some fucking information on this thing. You brought us out for our expertise. You're absolutely right. You're right. You didn't bring us for a fucking comedy. You brought us for a fucking knowledge. I'm going to give you some fucking knowledge.

I'm just saying. I got to get this fucking boot off my car. And I'm trying to save the fucking world. Dan, you're absolutely right. But he does look like that elf from... He does look like him. He does look like him. I know.

I'm getting me. And he does have like some type of cape. I don't know. The point is that humans have been around for, humanoid, have been around for hundreds and hundreds of millions of years. Possibly billions. So that means that we're being seated. Because if the Nordics look that much like us,

that means that there is something bigger that's planning things that are like us all over the fucking galaxy. Asgard. Asgard. Can I say something really quick though? I'm having a problem breathing. Again, like the roast. There's not enough black aliens in this.

No, there's, well, we're, I mean, this is nuts. Really? There's not one black aliens. Sometimes gray's are black. You're right. It's not enough black aliens because they had to use what's the guy that was in Thor

is also in Masters of Universe. There's only one black aliens. Idris Elba? Edress Alba. Yeah. I think he does the same thing in both movies, by the way. Only black alien. I'm just saying right now, everybody made fucking out

Alex Jones for fucking years about the reptilian shit. And we have Eric Davis in Congress saying that reptilians are real. And then Pat McAfee being like, who would win in a one-on-one match between all the hells? This is a clearly controlled disclosure. Like, Pat McAfee doesn't want to talk about this shit. Jesse Waters, he doesn't fucking give a fuck about anything.

They do have video of people blinking sideways. Like, this video of like, I mean, they're in the... Head of Pfizer, Hennifizer, Golping, they're in the government. He's a Gulp. Tell me this isn't fucking weird. Can I ask... No.

As an alien, you're not involved. This is humans only. Comment on a question. Comment on a question. Comment on a question. YouTube video of him just of him swallowing. And tell me if you've ever seen anybody fucking swamble like this. What's your question, chicken?

Well, my comment is, I think, first of all, it offends me that my offspring would be the gray, which are all the way on the left. That's yours. I hate that feeling inside. They're the tiniest. But you said that there's audio of the last mission or whatever. What did they say? What do they say they heard?

They're here and they're big. And there's audio of them being like, they're right there and they're watching us. There's been the thing where we have a boge it at 11 o'clock, and it's a, they describe what it looks like, like orb-wise, light-wise. And you heard the audio of them saying this. It's on, in the dump of the files. Yeah. It's completely genuine.

Anybody can hear this audio of our astronauts saying they're watching us and they're big. Yes. Yes. And it's rumored for a while, and the actual file came out, and it's completely... That's the one from the 70s. And that's, I think, that's the last... And Disclosure Day, who Spielberg is now marketing this movie. He's like, this is not science fiction.

This is nonfiction. He's saying that. He's going out and saying this is a nonfiction movie. Spielberg's in the trailer for Disclosure Day being like, yeah, when close encounters came out, I was like, I hope this stuff's real. Guess what, guys? It's real. So even if he's like, even if it's all made up and he's a pawn, then he's a pawn.

What can I tell you? He's being fed information to release it to us. That's very possible. It's pretty coincidental that you came out with this. Have you guys heard of a publicist? I can't afford it, Bobby. I'm just saying. It might be promoting the movie.

That's true. That's true. Well, that's no, totally, but it just, I don't think this is... To say this stuff that he believes is real is a pretty bold statement. I mean, I think like, yeah, I don't know if he... When he made E.T. I don't think he was like this is real. That's just a guy who lost weight, dude. No, that's not.

Look at that. Who do you know that swallows like that, dude? Jim Norton, Jim Norton and Jim Norton. You can see him swallow fucking a steak? It goes down like a bullfrog. It's the same neck. I don't know if you know this, but I don't know if you remember, Adam Chorty to his wife. that lady from before also her throat gets like that when she puts you

make humongous penis so yes I had to see this alien human hybrid I never quite thought of that I thought maybe this guy was just a slut but maybe she's an alien but I saw a video of somebody when they blinked it was sideways there was this guy the South American leader guy yeah it was weird and they have people actually shape shifting I haven't seen that you haven't seen the shapeshifting I haven't seen the shape shipship I I haven't seen the shape, I've seen the eyes. True blood season three.

But have you seen the new Neuroink guy? That's fucking creepy. What is that? The guy who just got the first Neuroink, it's all over. He's like, he's like bulging his eyes out. And there's some videos of him changing his eyes color. Did you see skanks yesterday? There's a lot of people bulging their eyes out on that.

That's because it was a crime. Just from getting. Oh, just a little Zox. By the way, Elon, that Neurlink is doing their first test on making somebody see again. They're doing, it's called the blindside. and they're Sandra Bullock Yeah, it's about young black athletes

No So this guy has to Neurlink But he still has to sit in a swing All day in his room Yeah, this is an improvement I guess Oh, so he couldn't talk before? I have no

This is a black guy that I saw With the Neurolink that was on the streets Like he was on like 23rd and 6 Like two days ago Yeah, I got that Noorling That's the name of his album Yom Lankin

Yeah But he's a lengthed up But it's weird. There's something that seems like a half step off about him. Like, it's a little bizarre. That makes, that doesn't make sense for Norrelink. Yeah, he's got a fucking chip in his head. He's the first human trial, it's probably not perfected.

No, that's true. No, I'd be like, Bobby, you've probably been like you getting an iPhone 1 in your head. Man, they always get black guys the worst first. You're like, you're going to be the first Neurolink. Hey, you want to try airplanes? Hey, we have this idea that a parachute would stop you from plumbing. to the earth and dying. We got a few different models.

Give it a shot. Arrival's pretty great. Arrival's good. I'm more likely to say to believe, but again, it seems like they're saying there's only four kinds. They're all like two-legged. They're all by pedal, yeah. Why can't they have the girl with the three tits?

Well, we can. I'm sure they can make those. We haven't gotten that far out yet. That was on Mars. That's kind of like Noralink, total recall? A little Norrelank situation? Oh, yeah, without a doubt. But then you remember the...

were actually there and trying to bring an atmosphere too much. Can we bring up the three-tit picture just to, no. How hot was that? Oh, by the way, dude, you guys should have come in for the first hour of the show and just presented me things from movies that are, because this has all got declassified stuff right here. Three-titted woman. A cab driver who you think is normal, but he actually has a fucking insecticide arm.

That's one of the types. Well, this is like, I was talking to Sean about this. this is my favorite new UAP theory is that Bigfoot is actually an interdimensional Navy SEAL sent here to rescue crashed aliens and bring them back to their home planet

should have a cool outfit though I don't bring that one up a lot I don't like that one I like that one I think if that but I would like for his maybe to have like the Chewbacca thing across his chest so we know he's like a thing doing something instead of a monster my brain this why I love 80s movies is because they made those tits

perfect yeah if that was made today it would be just saggy tits. Well, that's what's so funny about, too, is like, she actually, her alien thing is that she has three fake tits. Not one of those or as a gnat at all. None of those are real, right? Nope.

No. Has they, have they, I bet she's a flat-chested chick. Have they, has this girl ever done any actual nudity? Because she's probably on Mr. Skin, and I'd say that's bullshit. Yeah. If this made Mr. Skin, I don't fucking like that. What I don't know what Fat Pell is. This is the first time Jay's been engaged with the,

phenomenon. That pillow tells me when I were talking about the kind of aliens I'm into three titted. We always wind up a tits on this show. Oh my god. Oh, they still have Mr. Skin. That's crazy. It's just all the total recall. Oh, is that no? Is that her? Maybe, but no. That's her. Mr. Skin was such a big deal. Remember back in the day, Mr. Skin was such a big deal? Yeah, well, that took over for

the celebrity sleuth and celebrity skin magazine. Oh, that's right. I love that you guys get the, you can really shake them out of this community with tits. Buddy, my favorite thing. That's where we know we're not alien or human? He was just screaming in the microphone. I gotta tell people! Years ago, Bobby, before we were on the show,

we went through a thing, a document, and that was the funnest thing to find. Anything that's a conspiracy? And that was when they made a really good, entertaining at least flat earth belief documentary on Netflix, I think it was on. You remember that, Jacob? and it's just all it takes is it's the same same with the guys who got behind

you know uh white guys of BLM are trying to cancel people and stuff like that when it was like these like schlubby fucking people doing it it's because like uh when there's one girl involved she becomes the star immediately there's one flat earth girl i bet if you look up the flat earth girl she comes up immediately that's why the new co-host Courtney McGinnis please check the podcast out yeah exactly we need to inject some fucking pheromones and on this fucking podcast. I'll tell you that fucking right now. Holy shit. It was either going to be Courtney or a gun in my mouth.

That was going to be the third fucking cause. That's so funny. Yeah, there she is. All right. I don't believe in flatter, but I do think hollow earth. I do think there's things under the earth. And I believe in Antarctica.

I believe in a version of ice wall. I do believe in Antarctica. Yeah, I think that there's something going on besides Antarctica. For instance, the ice caps re-grew. I mean, the global warming is still a thing. We're having flooding everywhere. But the stuff around the fucking ice caps actually replenished again.

So that's fucking weird. Thank you, Emperor Trump. Can we throw a little credit where credit is too sometimes? There's something going on up there, man. There's something going on. You think there's an ice wall that was built by something? Yes. I do.

I do. I'm not the only book. These people like Jolaine and fucking Jeffrey Epstein went, asked Castro to go through organises remains. I'm in the community. There's a lot of civilizations. You need to yell at me. I'm not yelling.

I'm just passionate. I just care a lot. Fox passed on me in Soder's cartoon. This galleon thing has to work out. I don't feel so bad. Soder quit this for that. I'm going to be living in the fucking ice wall. I do think that's, again, that would be an easy, not conspiracy, but the thing to get me to believe there's shit under there, frozen for sure that we will be confused by if we saw it.

Well, that's why they get worried about global warming because they're like, even if it's not alien, it's like, oh, there's like viruses under there that we can't lose that or from back in the dead. Yeah, absolutely. Protect ourselves against, which seems for real. We can't go down. Like, the average person can't go down there, right? Yeah, down to where? No, unless they're food for these things. Like, in Antarctica, you can't go down.

You can go there for a certain spot. No, you can't go past... You can't go past seven five. Wherever the chili peppers played. Every country like agrees on this too. There's like 55 countries and everybody's like, nope, you can't go past it. That's the one thing that makes me go like, maybe, it's something. The bird guy, Robert Byrd or whatever, said he saw a bunch of shit up there.

There's a bird guy named bird? B-Y-R-D, the explorer. Back in the day, it was like, this is... He studies B-I-R-D, he's B-Y-R-R-D. No, he's not even... He said he's... saw like this lush green

Richard Bird, sorry, wilderness beyond the ice wall. So beyond the ice wall is actually like a, I heard like maybe a city, right? Yeah. Like a whole,

like basically like the grassy Nolan Ward of the Rings. It's like just beautiful. Wow. But with these billionaires, they wouldn't have to buy stuff in New Zealand if they were able to get membership into this fucking thing.

Is there an age of consent there? I'm just going to get into the conspiracy. is there Everyone there's like 400 years old So it's like oh man You're dating a 50 year old That's creepy bro Ew man

Has anybody had sex with an alien Oh yeah a lot of them Well a lot of them Well reptilians apparently One of the You know They are fueled by both Trauma and sex magic

But then also Nordics fuck everybody So the reptilians when they get nervous They just shit They just become the red hot chili peppers Yeah I think I got some aliens On my hot rock outside I have blood sugar sex

So they had sex with aliens Do they have vaginas and penises or just holes in their stomach? I, you know, I heard that it's, you know, like the Norwiches have vaginas. Really? Can you just isolate that for me and make that the clip this week? No comedy. He's not even talking about aliens anymore. No, but I heard that they, you know,

the very beautiful red-headed like seven-foot women. So they're saying next year that the, that people won't even, it's not even going to be a thing. We're all going to be believed that there's aliens. There's totally some event that's going to happen that you won't be able to deny that it's for real. This is why they think this is orchestrated disclosure. To let us ease us in.

We go back and forth and we joke around about it's bullshit, this isn't, that is this. It's a slow way of making people go, but it happens, you're going to go, oh, okay, yeah. People told me. Just like AIDS. Is there any theory? Like AIDS.

Ace. Another myth. Technically. Oh, here we go. Another. What? Are the SD people reptiles? Is that the whole thing?

There is some... There's some smoke to that fire. You can say anything to Dan right now. I'd be like, I heard the critics to go. I spend a lot of time on YouTube, guys. A lot of times. Guys, is Louis J. Gomez an alien? He wishes.

He's confusing. He might be a demon. I'm trying to think out of comedians who would be, like, who looks the most, like, Nordic, you think, Sean, like alien-wise? Is there any theories at all? Caratop? Yeah, probably.

He looks crazy. Is there any theories that, because of that, with the Nordic theory at all, like the Nordic aliens, that Hitler was somehow influenced by that to make that be the thing? Yeah, that's had a feeling. I have a feeling that any question

you do ask, they go, yes. No. That's, that is. Yeah, we're like a great improv. You're right. Well, before we go, I got one more. So, you guys do think Hitler was doing the right thing.

Okay? Yes. I don't know if you knew this, Not on his Hitler is alive, he wrote on the Kevin Hartruss. All right, guys. Well, I don't know if Jay's convinced, but I think he's a little bit closer. I come with this in the Sonic booms. I think the people, the things about people dying confirmed, like, deaths of people being killed to hold information, is very interesting to me.

I just, the thing I always have a hard time is if you go somewhere, there's, like, a thing sitting there, like, dead with, like, a mouth and eyes, like, you know, that they found. I just hope someday the ships, when they're. they do come in, they look like gray balloons, like my picture. I hope that's confirmed. It has the Puerto Rican rattlesnake symbol on it. I hope they have little ropes down the bottom. I will tell

you this, the next time we're on, we're going to bring evidence. We're going to bring actual evidence. I think the important thing here is that we get to make the link here. I'll be happy to be the conduit for this. I say Burbs, bro's, new third mic, Adam 22. Adam 22.

The guy's going to be... All right, we're going to always right. to mingle you guys are going to be they're going to be fucking crushing ass in your studio guys it's crazy you guys listen to the Burbs Bros with Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly

at patreon.com slash Burbs Bros. Very fun I did it. Have you done it yet? No yet. He has to look at my texts. I even said after his rest I was great job Jay. Nothing bad. Don't worry about it. Happened to me too. I do a show with him four days a week he didn't say anything.

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Friday and Saturday night. Ben DeMarco with me. Can I do a date? I'm at Indianapolis this weekend. At Helium, the small room. Please come check me out. Hell yeah. Helium and Indianapolis.

Sorry to interrupt. No, do you dates, man. Crossroads of the universe. That corner that that club is on, I saw a guy get shot there before. It's the most powder keg situation. It's where the frat boys are walking one direction and the hood's walking this way

and they meet on the corner across the street from helium. And Sean's going to be outside eating potatoes. On the corner of Hack and Middle. I'm going to be there with a violin like gangs of New York. He's going to have a sandwich board saying they are amongst us. I went there once and there was a KKK rally going on downtown. I know, Jacob Biden. All right, we're going to wrap it.

I'll be at punchup.org.com. I'll be a governor's next weekend. Next weekend. We'll catch you. Enjoy the pre-record tomorrow, and we will be back Monday. Monday. Until that, everybody, crackle, crackle.