The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Worth The Wait

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

Jacob has been waiting eight years for a gift from Pennzoil. Will this be the day?

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. That's how you start a radio show. In prompt to Mosh Pit, everyone goes for it. Black Blue trashed his fucking office at home.

You guys can't see it but he just went ham in that place. Nothing wrong with me. Nothing wrong with me. Nothing wrong with me. Nothing wrong with me. Nothing wrong with me. Bobby. Yes. That's awesome. I don't mean to give you an immediate bone around the show. Make me hot.

I want that hot. Give me that hot all the time. I had to go super early today to get my beard trimmed, haircut. Yeah. Went to Isaiah. If this dreamboat wasn't, I'm telling him, there was, I got shot. Outside of the thing he's like, yeah, you know, I, Isaiah context is me and Bobby's beard guy. Well, me and Bobby's beard guy, but apparently you're cheating.

Well, we're going to Skank Festimara. Well, I mean, I would have came in early and went together. No, I went early early. I would have woke up at seven. That's how porn is the C Isaiah. I would have took a train in. He's our stunning beard. I would have slept over your house.

I'm gonna had you sleep over my house. I would have slept over train in. He's our stunning- I would have slept over your house. I'm gonna had you sleep over my house. I would have slept over. It's nothing. He's a gorgeous, gorgeous beard guy. Dominican. Dominican fellow. Stunning. I'm telling him my story. Saul got a shot.

He goes, you know, yeah, he's used to getting a lot of trouble. Guns, he's like, shunned like guns. Fighting, I fight, I had a bad trouble. Guns, he's like showing like guns, fighting, I fight, I had a bad attitude, yeah, that'll change now. And now I want to hurt people, you know, I'm a black belt. I'm like, of course you're a black belt. Is he a black belt? I'm probably not, dude, I just believed it.

In Krabmagerha or something like that, like something fancy. Right? In fairness to it being a lie, I said you're a black buddy goes, yeah, I go. And what? And what he goes, I'm a black bell. And I go and then I gave him the item. Karate. He went, yeah I don't know if he's a black buddy. I'm just gonna believe he is. But he just points down to a black sash. Yeah, he gave himself You tell me I didn't win this in a shalantorname. Get a mortal combat style door. Right, travel to another realm. How does listen to this? He just

rubs my head. How is his fingers? It was so great. He did a lot of coming across my body, like full head. Grat. It was really something. And then I don't never think, I never don't think of you. When he does the tattoo, the razor blade on my chest. Oh, I miss it. Get my little fuzzies off. I miss it. Get that.

I dislike, you know, my razor. Go go. I miss it. It go. Go go. I was thinking about I walked by a barber the other day and I was like, maybe I was like, I'll it. It go cool. I was thinking about I walked by a barber the other day and I was like maybe I was like I wait. I'm a wait. You don't put it in the man's hands on your face.

No, it's not the same. He's going to be holding you and you're going to look at him and you're ugly as shit dude. Even if you're not, you are compared to this guy. I feel like a troll when I look at it. I hate when he cuts my hair I like the beard because when he does my hair I got to stare in the mirror at the constant difference of this guy's perfect skin

Magical face and body and he just cutting this fucking potatoes face up He he didn't my head I know and I don't know you don't know cut your hairs one thing I did my head. And I don't know. You don't know. Cutting your hair is one thing. When he's on your scalp. Yeah.

And he's holding your head like a melon. Yeah. He's a certain intensity he has and the edges. He's actually, I heard him talking to me. Yeah. But he wasn't talking. Yeah. But I heard voice were just singing.

Does that make sense? I does Like at one point I went yes Because he's like Bobby you're safe with me now. You just heard that didn't happen. It didn't happen But I heard it yeah, and and I went yes, and he went excuse me Wouldn't my friend? What's that you go nothing? Render to him. Yeah, I give myself over to him for 40 minutes. You know what I bet? 30 minutes.

You know what I bet he would do great. What? Mm-hmm. Oh, that guy's definitely hitting a sexy lawn. You couldn't get him to say it not sexy. You'd be here, you're like, hey, Isaiah, you're selling gum. He's like, he's gum is delicious. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Every chew. You're selling gum. He's like, he's gum is delicious. Every chew another explosion of flavor in my mouth. We were talking about Steve yesterday not delivering the line and I was sticking up for it. But when I watch the video, I dig home and watch the video that I do have that we will release after skank fast yeah to the bonfire fans Whoo. Yeah, I mean whoof and Jacob I was giving you a hard time yesterday and I think I might have to apologize his frustration mounted You have to remember again He was invested the entire time where I came in very at the end because I'm like

Just the clock shift. I'm like is it this been 10 minutes and we're now in a crunch And that by that's what the time I'm looking up for the last two minutes going Christine, what do you I don't know if you're not getting? We should have had him we should bring the lines down to him and have him read it Yeah, and have him do all the Christine's lines Perhaps my friend you want me to God your hair Is that the pre-tap or the live show we discussed us? We've all shows. Yeah we haven't said talking. All seven shows. No I want to talk about it

forever. I just want to make sure we had we did talk about it. Yeah just when we come back. Well yeah if we didn't just the case we didn't uh Christine fell to pieces trying to read a line for a voice over. Uh, a singular line that she put off for two weeks and built up like she was doing a Neal Simon play on Broadway, which by the way is all she knows is Neal Simon. Maybe that's why she shakes me a little shake, but we did find out that Neal Simon never has any of his plays. Maybe that's why. And Shakespeare, little Shakespeare. But we did find out that Neil Simon never has. And any of his plays. Hey, does this mean that I can go to him, Solo? Yeah.

So if you walk by, say you want to get some snacks and you walk by and I was in there, in the chair. Yeah. I wouldn't be upset at all. And he was laughing and we were both laughing. I hope you guys hit it off. We were laughing and he's grabbing my cheeks and pinching them. And then he softly kisses the top of my head.

He goes, now we are amigos forever and you do like a forearm handshake with each other. We are now amigos and amigos never leave another amigur behind. We both get the same tribal tattoo from his village. Oh, my bad his tattoo looks sexy as shit. He probably doesn't have any. We both get the same tribal tattoo from his village I bet he has I bet he has one in its words Something is small on his ribs something his father told him as a boy Yes, don't need the punani. He could give you throat cancer

Just like Michael Douglas, dash, dad, dash with regards Padre, PS, never wear a condom, pull it off for me to stroke. And that's that. PSSS, put it in her mouth to keep quiet. Finish in her mouth and then you become part of them, that's that. That's that quote. It just keeps going down the stop. PSSS, yeah, I say what the fuck is all of this hey look I'm gonna read it my first case except I'm I'm super in but I don't get these little hymns you have over here

That says don't play pool with a man has the first name as a state That's dad. I think that was in Teen Wolf. Yes, but also my dad. They un-held Will's, Quicks the Loudest. DASHDAD. I think I should just say and he goes, yes, but it was told to me by DASHDAD. DASHDAD.

Um, what did we lose Jacob already? Where does that little fucking muskret go? Ha ha ha ha, he's got to go print something out. I just get work. Then we got these, what do you call these ceilings? The Laytile ceilings? I think it's up there. Hocoustic.

How do you get the drop ceiling? Drop ceiling. He goes up there and just watches the show for a couple minutes. How much does drop ceiling suck shit in the world? It sucks. Why? I've never liked it. Because I'll tell you, it's a very thin layer between you and probably some pretty gross shit going on

I don't understand the purpose of it. It's acoustics. No It's okay. I'll give you another one. It's aesthetics. Okay, that it's that for sure. It's aesthetic acoustics But people why is it not acoustics? It's not what it's for. My grandparents, their basement was that, and it wasn't for their basement acoustics. It's so you don't hear upstairs, that's what it is. And it's, it's a... If it's solid. It's to hide building infrastructure.

I was gonna say that next. It's to hide wiring and piping. Things that matter to get to, and look, you're right, it's easier to, exactly, that's why they do it. Cause they can get up there and fix shit here. Wires and all kinds of stuff. Oh, that shit, you see that camera?

They see that useless camera? There's a big hole in the ceiling for it. Before Google though, you could just say something and people were like, really? But now it's just a click, click, click. No, it's for hiding wires. It seems like every time you say a fake Bobby fact that you forget the internet exists yourself. You go, it's facts, look up and you're like when are they gonna get to it in cyclopetian X?

Bobby doesn't work like that. We have it right here in front of us. Well shit Bobby facts most of them are true 99% of Bobby facts are true and look it up But a hundred percent of them you sit back to find out yourself if it's true or not You said that you, I said it. Now I have to live with it. They're Googling it. I can't forget about that pesky Google thing. And then you just sit back and go,

please be right. Dude, I got a message from somebody. Dude, that's fucking, that's not true. You're lying. Lying's great. Oh God, please God. Lying's a great one. You're lying.

Plastic bags aren't made from other recycled plastic bags Okay, I just said it Well, dude, your town shit the bed last night Philly oh, yeah, oh man, I mean I was watching all the Eagles are safe though and the sixers are fine I did everybody's fine with money Don't the sixers needles are fine out of The rest of the city could burn I guess. It's so funny though because you know I think someone person's like people people need these things they don't have them. I'm like a MacBook Pro and Lulu lemons.

And Lulu lemons. Yeah. Nobody can see my ass cheeks through my pants. Yo man how am I going to lose this weight if I don't have the right pants on? Yo, I need exercise pants because I'm going to start walking. Do we know why they rioted? Because the Phillies won last night. It wasn't that. Yeah, nobody thinks it was that, right? It wasn't that.

That's police police. No, I don't know anything about the story. I do. My guess is the police We're doing their job I'm guessing murder to black person They there was a planned it was a planned attack It was a planned thing not attack it was a planned What do they call the flash mob flash mob and the police?

I don't think it's what it's called either. I think it's called flash mob.. It is I feel that it usually involves dancing and singing right in the 80s. Okay, in the arts. It's different My Googler has broken so continue. Oh, no. This here's the facts Well, now we just have to accept this. It was a planned attack wait Bobby before you say something crazy Should give a little bit of a warning to the people I think Bobby's getting ready to lay it down If you wouldn't mind warning the people i think bobby's getting laid down the few in mind rubbert kelly is about to say something parental discretion is advised

what right it's enough time uh... supposedly that the it was a planned uh... flash mob to hit a bunch of stores at the same time the police got wind of it at the last moment and they showed up. And you can see in the footage that a bunch of cops just showed up at that store. And a lot of bike cops too, which I don't get by the way.

I don't know why we have bike cops. It's the most tricks. There's sick tricks, but they, well, maybe you never saw the movie red when you were younger. I did see the movie red and they they They tried to get but it was too many and they actually pulled their bikes They put they left their bikes in the front so that so as they're running out their bikes are also getting stolen no They're tripping on there's guys a It was tripping over the bikes

There was you know the chubby people were the skinny athletic people were justpping over the bikes. The chubby people were at the skinny athletic people just flying over the bikes, but the chubby people were all getting stuck in the spokes and tripping and falling. Oh, the athletic ones took to the light posts. And, whoa. You escape above. And the cops, cops, cops, they did a liquor store, which, you know, that's a necessity.

Of course. You need rum to survive and uh... and they did an apple store they did a little lemons and uh... and they wouldn't have a type huh they were all over the place they were all over the dollar general louis vatain yeah uh... the end to mince factory well this is this is becoming a thing man where there but was that what I

swear I read a thing that it was because that was a reaction to It was cops getting off that either killed or did something to a black person I believe And if Jake was here, you could look it up. It was you know, it's past words, which any couldn't look it up at all Yeah, it was it was definitely a plan thing in in you know, but in reality. But was it because of a reaction to something? I read that. Was it just like an internet like, let's just go do this. I read that BML was part of it, but I don't know if that's a fact or not.

I don't know if that's true. That could just be internet trash. Because it's funny when you look at the stuff on the internet, was that a joke on purpose? Your gay. BML. Black matter lives. Oh, BLM, sorry. Yeah, BLM, sorry.

Yeah, you were thinking BBL. I was thinking. This is a reaction, I think this is a reaction to BBL's big fake fat asses. It was, you know, you get one feed, the thing that sucks about the algorithm. So when you get one thing of it, and if it's that side, if it's right, you know, conservatives, that's all you get one thing of it, and if it's that side of it, if it's right,

you know, conservatives, that's all you get is fucking these people. And if you get the other side, it's like, you know, this is, this is a, people need to get, you know, people need things that, you know, everybody has too much in blah, blah, blah. So it was, I go positive. I say black people got the computers and cops got to hurt some black people. I say hey, man. I bet the day flew for everybody. I think they should have waited for the computers because the new Macbooks are coming out in January. Now they're going to have the M2 chip instead of the M3 chip. You know, which is going to suck. Yeah, you're going to be running M2. That's going to suck when you steal a brand new Mac Pro and they come up with a brand new and they got a lot of iPhone 15s, the new ones.

Good luck trying to put together your PowerPoint presentation on that guy who looted a store. You can't steal an iPhone though because they track it. They know who has it. You can never, you can never, ever get it. You know what I mean? You can sell it to some idiot, but then they can't use it. Here we go.

Is this the thing? The looting comes in the same day. A Philadelphia judge dismissed charges against former police officer Mark Dyle in the shooting death of 27 year old Eddie Erisery. Stanford, however, said the looting and unrest has nothing to do with peaceful protests to rebuke the controversial decision. They said nothing to do with peaceful protests to rebuke the controversial decision

Is that nothing to do with the protests? What we had tonight is a bunch of criminal opportunities taking advantage of a situation to make an attempt to destroy our city So they are saying it's because of that. They're saying it because of that But it's not listen, you know, well no, I get to organize but I'm saying like I don't know if they're like Let's do this because of this. I think they were saying, if that happens, like today's the day we move, like they're looking for whatever the reason was gonna be. Well, they've kind of figured it out because there's not enough cops to cover that. You know what I mean? There's not enough cops to arrest 50 people

going into three different stores. So, you know, it's kind of something that's how are you gonna do that? Unless you get the army involved. Can you break off from the group with like a fucking 57 inch visio What do you mean?

Well like when you break off from the group a cop will see just you know I mean at some point you're gonna be just you yeah And you're gonna have like these crazy electronics with you I feel like you'll still get stopped like the odds of making it all the way home with your belongings are probably low Well, there's not a lot of belongings here stolen goods with this 30 people coming out of the store. You can't grab all of them Right, but they don't don't live right there. You got up your car was right there. You could throw your electronics in it No, get the hell out of there. Yeah, if it's just an on foot kind of smashing grab You just right if you don't live within blocks away

You're not gonna be able to get much. You said your iPhone's gonna get tracked. I don't think they're thinking like oh webcams These are great Oh XLR cables I need these for my mic home microphones Well most of the shit is in the back too. There's not like a bunch of headphones and stuff outside So you get the bus to window and get down to them beats? They take to jewelry. They took jewelry. I would they did a Rolex store They have done Rolex stores Louis Vuitton Here in your they did the mall where I am the Westchester. That's my mall. They did Louis Vuitton and Gucci after what happened?

Nothing they just go in flash mob running Five or six people people running grab as many pocketbooks as they can. There's actually a video online of the Westchester Mall running into Louis Vuitton and the security guard who is just standing there videotaping. Yeah, they can't do anything. Just give up. But that was the great they had the it was in a Kate spade or something here in New York. That's all the videos of like he's like thuggy like black dudes

walking out holding like five purses. He's ridiculous though. It's like, you know, there's a Louis Vuitton purse that's fucking $3,000. Listen, Gary Owen told us all, when Ari said the thing about Kobe, you see what happens when black people come together? Magical things could happen.

Now everyone in town's got a new computer. Everyone's got some new beats by Drays. Everybody's got Lulu Lemons. And now everyone's got great. That's gonna be hilarious if the newest hood style is Lulu Lemons. I got my Lulu's. I got my Lulu's. We're bringing them back.

Man, I bet black ass looks good in Lulu Lemons though, huh? It was funny too, too. Hey fat black butts. Come on, come on DJ-loo, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I do. I'm talking to you, DJ-loo. Not black-loo, who's only, he's been very familiar with Lulu Lemons, because he only looks at white butts.

White butts weren't meant for yoga pants. It was definitely black butts. Puerto Rican butts. But. Luz ass. But when a white butt peeks through Lula Lemons though, you know it's butt because the color change. Do you know what I mean?

There's a much more of a color change. You see that it lightens up a lot because of their pale white asses. Through the black. When black went straight, if they're not wearing colorful underwear, you don't even know if you're seeing through anything. I'm just telling you guys,

you could take this information and use it for what you will. It's SkankFest, we're leaving tomorrow. SkankFest week, you're gonna get it. We did a great pre-record this week for you. Enjoy that, we'll be off next week. But on our last live show, we should do something nice here because a little

birdie told me, are we going to do this now? Shall we Lou? Yeah, this is very exciting. I don't know what it is, my assumptions can only be high and I really hope because last time it was a joke that I was not setting you up for failure, but we did set you up for failure. And we were told that Jacob... Jacob?

Hmm? Hey buddy. The people from Penn's oil swung by. Where? And I heard they brought a little present, which I can only assume is one thing and one thing only. I know look how excited Black Lewis. Buddy look at you. Are you excited? I've been so I thought they really paid me no respect so then I just cut them out of my heart. Jacob sometimes in life you just have to be patient.

Jesus. I think I was actually. He was pretty patient. How long? Two or three years. Five or six. Yeah, two or three years. That's a long time.

So they heard us. I have to assume, like talk about this on the air, and they said, uh, I were going to send something along to make things right. So again, I haven't seen it yet. I know. But this has to be. I were going to send something along to make things right. So again, I haven't seen it yet. I know. But this has to get my heart broken. No, this is it. And ask

for this this time. No, you didn't ask for it. Put it out. It put it out in the world. It's this is it, dude. This is what you want it. Say it. Say it. This is it. The bag, the bag thought heavy, but I will say I didn't look in it because I want, if it's gonna be more hilarious,

if it's not, but it is. I didn't see it either, Jacob. I know you're looking at me like I saw it, but I know anything about this. I believe, I know about it, but I believe 100% this is gonna be it, because I believe in positivity. You were positive the last time. Yes, I was and I'm still positive.

You really were. I was but also I said it on the show. I was also positive. But this it was crazy what they did last time. It was that's my point almost. It's like it'll never happen like that again. Well, the presentation was messed up on the last one. That was too big of a boxy. It looked like it would should be it and it wasn't. Oh, no, this is, this

isn't a bag, but it's something, you know, I mean, it's substantial. I mean, now it's like, I've gotten over the girl and now you want, now you're telling me she likes me again. Yeah. Oh, this is, by the way this wasn't prompted by any of us This was penzoil reaching out and be like we'd like to give Jacob something. Yeah They were the black way seriously get that front upside down baby come on. I don't want to get my hopes up You need to man a few times. Yeah, I've been burned every time. Yeah, but you know what you get burned You get burned and then you just need one One time have you looked at do you know the answer already low?

No, but okay, I have a feeling We all have positive vibes in here. Let's get the vibes up. Come on Jacob say it. It's it say it Say it was my idea for nobody to look what's the expression? Hope for the best to assume the worst We're fool me once. We'll be once Come on me fool me five times shame on me Bobby Jacob's having ha ha ha ha hoes Come on Jake put that hand in the air. I don't want to do it. Jacob. We're all doing it

Come on Jacob get you get the We're all doing it Come on Jacob get you get the high-ho You get my heart. How about when you have high hopes so and it is the thing that's got to be something Come on hands me everybody All right here we go Okay blue yeah, let's do it Can't be it Jay is handing it to Jacob right now. It is back. It is jacket size. Oh my yeah, this is it buddy

You want me to do it now? Yes, yeah, of course. I take my jacket off to put on my new jacket. Yeah, sure take that jacket off That's you told me to be wishful. That's the move. That's it Yeah, I'm gonna take my job you're you come in with like here we go I mean I'm well you want a letter last time in fairness to you I mean you put you put your heart out there for sure with Penn's oil representatives in the room in the room So they know about it now now they've corrected that yeah, well, you know, take that jacket off and put the new one on and let's get this going because please God, you're right. Should I close my eyes? Please God. Let this be the jacket. And oh, it's not the same as ours. That's not the same as ones we have. It's a hoodie.

No, no, no, no, no. It's a hoodie. It's not a jacket. No, it's a hoodie. It's showing the gun out hoodie. Oh, that is cool. Damn it. I mean, it's cool.

Is it an official pit crew jacket? I mean, what size is it? I hope they got my size right. It's like a girlfriend that keeps giving you hand jobs. What size is it? I hope they got my size right it's like a girlfriend keeps giving you hand jobs Double X come on Are they Joe I mean come on Double XL They kidding what double XL

Lou Lou where you were you were in touch with them. They said we're gonna make it up They did yeah, they were very I'm making this up see if this is a joke Look at the size you tried on please just try it on maybe emailed them my size It and I've and they've been in a good like Just try it on. Maybe email them my size. And they've been in the room. Oh, that's like a good like, yeah.

I know. I know, Jacob, I know. You're right. J, I mean, Jacob, you might try it on. It might run small. Try it on. Double X might fit. Try it on.

Just try it on. Yeah, let's just see what it looks like on. It does look, this wouldn't fit me. It might look a little better on. It'll fit me. Take your headphones off first though. It will fit DJ Lou probably. What do I got to put it on for? I want to see what they gave it to you. Come on. Be gracious. Yeah. And defeat. It's not defeat. We did this again. We did this. You just you built me up again, Bobby. I believe you made me fist pump come

Buddy, I didn't you made me fist pump. I'm sorry buddy. I truly believe that this is the one Jacob I was over I was over him You have to put it on you put it on by the way, it's a good dig it pencil to put it on me Hey, thanks. Yeah, I mean that's crazy. Let's see what it looks like. Just try it on By the way, it's a good dig it pencil to put it on be like hey, thanks. Yeah, let's do I mean that's crazy Let's see what it looks like just try it on this is deja vu Penzoil oh Penzoil my god Sure Joe, I think we got on with nothing about this. I do it makes you a better. There's no way he's

No, I'm not playing he's fucking hilarious If he really knew about this then I would love him even more. He doesn't know a thing about this. Yeah. Wow. This is out of his, yeah. But he would be awesome if he knew. Let's see what this is.

I was printing on the front and back. It's not a cheap shirt. That's a very nice hoodie. Yeah. Four. Fuck. Oh, wow. It's sticking together.

I have a foot. No. I have a feeling it is going to fit. Fuck. Oh wow. It's sticking together. I have a no. I have a feeling it is gonna fit. Now it's gonna be it really is stuck together. They just print it today. And it's very loose. There's veins coming out of Jacobs forehead. That's why I agree. I didn't want to do this. I didn't want to do this. The tag is still in the... Where'd your glasses go? I took them off, too. An anger.

That's better than I thought, but... Oh, Jay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold your horses. Can you stack? Can you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's too big. Yeah.

Jiggy, you put your arms by your side, and make a little sad boy face. Yeah. They can't do this! How much of this comes out? I mean, Jacob, that's way too big. That's too big. It's a double X-bobby.

Yep. Don't get mad at me, dude. I'm not. Well, I kind of am because you told me to get my hopes up. I Feel terrible man Jacob I'm sorry. I'm a pencil. It's Joey LaGonna. Damn do your body rocks. Yeah He's pulled it up and I saw those he has those things the side yeah, the little little little little waves Well, I know now the ribs. Yeah, the rib the rib waves. Yeah, I've never seen that in person. It's nice.

I have. Whatever. J. Good. Fuck it all. All right. They sense, I know. It's hard to be gracious with things like so. You're stupid packaging.

Oh, my. I mean, we're all sad for you, bro. Everything's stupid. Well, we have other shit I'm a race car driver Well somebody sent something else into all of us and you got something to do you want that? Huh what what Bobby? Sorry, my man was else. We have other things and we all got something but there's something else do you want that? We have other things and we all got something but there's something else do you want that? Okay, something to take my mind off it would be good. Okay, so I've been burned again

No, yeah sure Jacob they said that honka shit sweatshirt for me! Hahaha Holy shit I was terrible to see you. I would have let that ride for 30 more minutes You can tell Bobby's got a 10-year-old Hey kid, did you think maybe you check under the bed for one more present? Did you look under the bed kid?

Oh, look at him. Look at him. Oh, look at him. That's the real deal. That's the real deal, baby. The real deal, baby. Jacob's opening up right for people at home. He's opening up the real penzoil jacket.

Oh, it is beautiful. He got it everybody. He's opening up the real penzoil jacket. Oh It is beautiful. He got it everybody Look at that there it is dude. We got video right now We'll put it up on the bonfire so Shlada, but you look fantastic And I just want to say Bobby to my good friends at penzoil Yeah, what a lovely gift Only take it eight years. Yeah, I mean a little late. So little late, inarguable. But I do look like I should change a tire right now. It doesn't look like that. You should be holding a wrench without a doubt. Yeah. Um, you can throw a little, a little tight hoodie

underneath that. Oh, wow. Yeah. It looks good. It doesn't look like it's swimming on you at all. If it's good. But I'm saying, but if you put like a hoodie on there, it looks cool enough for it. It looks good doesn't look he's swimming on you at all if it's good But I'm saying but if you put like a hoodie of their look cool, too. Yeah, I mean, maybe I could have gone small But this is I like this actually. It's good It's nice. How do you feel now about positive quality jacket? How do you feel now about believing? You know Bobby? Yeah, you know You got to believe that's how I live my life. Yeah look on the bright side my glass half full type of guy Just ask Jay hands up baby hands up Look at a tag. Yeah, let me do the 22 Yeah, do's do's

All right, man. Yeah, DJ Lou, do you want to take home this awful sweatshirt to throw out yourself for? Yeah, sure. You love it. Good. It'll keep you warm at a time you don't want to look good. Yeah. Hit it in a sport I don't give a shit about. And a sport you don't give a shit about.

And a side's a little too big. Wow, he was really upset. He was genuine. That was genuine. Oh yeah, that was real. Black-black-blue coordinated with Andy. Andy Fury. Andy Fury.

Why, what is it? The lady from Penzole stop by today and Anna Anna Yes, thank you Anna And they fucking hooked it up dude Yeah, I know where thank you Anna. I appreciate it. What good people? Yeah, Jacob. There's a genuine me and Bobby being the overlords of the show You have to wear it every that's the only way you can stay warm in studio now is full-pick crew jacket. Yeah, you're saying that like it's gonna hurt me.

No more blankets. No more blankets. No, no, no, no, no, I can't give you that promise. Well, that stays home. Yeah, that stays it or you and you have to wear if your head gets cold you have to wear a fireproof like hoodie thing that the drivers wear. Full, full regalia for a driver. I would wear it.

I know you would. If I got a fire suit, I'd wear it on the show. We should get him a helmet. We should definitely get him a fire suit in the helmet. We're gonna sit over there like fucking daft punk. No one knows what the hell's going on over there. It's Jacob Laffing, like I don't know. Is his shoulder's moving?

I see his helmet going up and down. I have no idea. Is this good or bad? He could be having a seizure or choking or maybe he's having a blast. How will I ever possible we know that? Looks good, man. It really, I like it.

Thank you. It looks good, right? It looks great. I mean, it's nice. Yeah, you know this is well made coat. This is a well made coat. We always would have fell in love with a driver who had cooler colors. Yeah, I mean, mellow yellow or something like that.

I mean, yeah, I'm going to look like, I put mine on. I think I've got the Ronald McDonald started a racing team. This is a shell pencil oil colors. What can I do? You're going to make cars stop on 6th Ave. This is a two time champions color. Okay. God damn right.

And I can't wait because there is going to be a day when a young black person's going to steal that jacket from you. And you're going to do nothing about it. That's gonna be pretty cool. It's gonna be a pretty good story for the day. Why did I wear that out late at night? That was a thing for a minute, right? Young black dudes were doing the racing jackets for a minute.

Kinda went away though. Yeah, it was early 2000s. Was it that long ago? Damn, I'm an old gentleman. Wait, 1990s what was the sneaker thing when there was stealing sneakers stealing yeah where kids with the way the steal the sneakers right what was that low I remember that being 95 when you can get robbed for your sneakers because

the air maxes just came out air maxes just came out I mean I never had to worry about that sort of a Jordan started by coming like the thing too. You know what I mean? You get nailed for your Jordan. No one's ever gonna steal my sketchers. Nope, you're right. Oh my hookas, yo, give me those hookas.

Somebody might run you for them hookas. An old time player. Give me those hookas, baby, those double E's. You get an old school player with maybe a jewel encrusted cane. Is your cane, cane Keith. Yeah, why don't you come up off them Hocus player. Why don't you get them finance water ass shoes over on these feets is feet is over on these touches. Um, those are terrible colors. I do have to say that. I'm not a fan of color, but you do stand out now. You are peacocking.

I have to say that. I'm not a fan of the color. But you do stand out now, you are peacocking. Well Jacob, you look great new. I look ridiculous. This is a champion's color. You know what I'm saying? I should get the jackets down here. We can all take a group photo.

You know jackets? Well, I can't. I know. I'm not gonna put on Dan's coat. I'm already sitting in his chair using his microphone. It's your coat. It's not my coat. It's the bonfire host coat.

I, Lizza, dude, I can't accept that. Your chair, Bob. It's the it's the bonfire host coach. I was a dude. I can't accept that your chair bobby. It's I'll take the chair. I'll take the mic. I'm leaving the coat. Yeah, Dan left the coat Yeah, he didn't what do you think it? It's who wants it? Boy, boy, boy friend didn't even take us coach the code chooses the man. Dan left the other way around. Dan left everything even take us coach the code uses the man. Dan left the other way around. Dan left everything. Yeah, he left a career, the job, the money, the success. They're right.

Dan, I think you have some important papers upstairs. Give it away. I'm out. I'm out. That's right. I see that you're doing your dad headphones. Yeah. Everyone got a little bit of it.

That's when someone leaves jail. Everyone did his stuff. You want some soups? I got some soups and some snack eggs. You want toothpaste? You want toothpaste from on? I love that kids so much. Dan. He's the sweetest. Oh, yeah. He's the dog. Yeah, we had lunch. We had lunch tonight. Yeah, I know you did We don't go that far. Yeah, we don't go that far. I mean, we like him. Yeah, he mentions you Yeah, we don't go that far. I mean, we like him. Yeah, he mentions you

Does he? Of course. I'd only speak to him daily. It's fine It's like it's it's X wife. Yeah, we're still in contact. We hang out. We're gonna be hanging all week and man I'm excited. It's great to have every at that's the Best thing is gang fest is like the all the hanging we don't get to me and you get to now. Yeah, which is awesome You know, I mean? But it's like, for those four days, you are just gonna see every, it's great. So much fun.

Skankfest is the best. And you know, my favorite part is late at night. Yeah. After the shows, there's usually some weird show trickling on, but when everybody's done and we all find a little spot, there's usually like three little pockets of people groups hanging out outside. There's an inside.

Three Monch streets covered and wacky all night. All night long. And, and, you know, you just chill and hang in and people are coming in and out. And then, and then you, then you kind of take off late at night and find a place to go. Like me and Voss went to a diner late at night and then everybody came, started dribbling in and we all sat together and it was great. I was going to the gym and you'll see like Aaron Berg and the gym we were working out together.

I gotta go to a strip club tomorrow night for the flugging hour afterwards. Cause they're one of the peppermint hippos and sponsor. Oh. The festival's doing parties there every night. They're like official. We have technically, if I don't know how many people are going to go from like comics, but like, you know, I committed to go for an hour tomorrow.

So what is the after party you just get in for free or something? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, and I love a few came tomorrow because it's more that we get a VIP service, like bottle service, and that matters, but it'll be like, we have our own section. Yeah, but you still have to pay for the girls. Yes. Right.

My friend manages that place, so I don't think we're going to have to pay for a lot of girls. I think they're just going to come on. Averineppo? Yeah, but oh, really? Oh, nice. I feel bad, though. I tip the guy at Starbucks. I'm not going to not, but oh really? Yeah. Oh nice. I feel bad though.

I tip the guy at Starbucks. I'm not going to not tip a girl show me or lunch meat. No, you can tip her, but they come over for free. Like you don't have to do that initial. Dumbled money. Really? Yeah. I'm not really good.

I don't really, I'm not going to say this because they're responding. You don't look at a girl. A girl's clam salad sandwich. I'm not a fan of strip clubs. I've never been a fan. I used to love I used to do those strip clubs with Patrice because you would hack all the strippers. That's funny to me because who you go with that's why I said if you went I'd be like like Dave Smith ain't going but like Lewis

me if you can that'd be a lot of fun. I'm always staying for an hour. We used to play closest to the pole. Yeah. We roll up the ones and you throw them at the pole? Yeah, and you see who gets closest. Just a game around pussy. Miss move. I'm move for a second. Batchy bowling this dollar. But you just got to fight with one in Boston at the naked eye because he was making fun of her stomach. It was making fun of his stomach and she goes, fuck you motherfucker.

And he's done big laugh, it's dumb big laugh Yeah, you loved it. You loved that he he put her on tilt you because she was he was she you know, they get into the music Yeah, and they just pretend you're not there. Mm-hmm. And he was just he was just he was reminded her she was there Hey, hey, hey Your stretch mark show up in the black light Hey, hey, hey, your stretch marks show up in the black light Hey, hey, yeah He's like what'd you get your spleen out or is that a C section? For it yeah, I'll go I'll go if you're going I might go

Yeah, I'm gonna give it an hour and come right back to the hotel. How far is it from the hotel close? Dude, I mean it's it's probably an Uber, but like, I'll go. I'll go tomorrow night. Yeah, I'll go tomorrow night. After the music guest. I can't believe they got kiss. Yeah. Am I not sure if you're too late everybody.

Kiss on their final tour. Kiss the end. It's the last one. It's the last show ever. It's many kiss. No, it's not kiss. And that does dial back who it is. But no, it's good. It's going to thump, dude. It'd be so great. I said, the best way to describe it is like they're not a favorite band of mine, the band playing, but I've seen this band play live a lot and they fucking rule. They rule. Home one of their songs. People know kidding. Yeah. I thought you just did it. It's weird that you got Dolly Parton for the first night. This is crazy with

it. It's got Dolly Parton to come in. Hey, y'all, what's up, skanks? Keep positive out there. All right, it's called Joleen. Joleen, working none of five. Oh, you big ol' fat fatties, working. Nine, two, five. Joleen, Joleen, Joleen. Do you remember this song? Please don't take my man. It really is like, does Joleen have quadruple K-tits or something?

How's someone, what is Jo-Leen pulling away from Young Dolly Parton? Especially down there. Let me see this Jo-Leen. By the way, she says, hey, Dolly Parton is like a super hot blonde with monster cans. Jo-Leen by all accounts, a ginger. I like ginger. I mean, Dolly and stolly part and well yeah you go with some ginger good you go suck off fury want banging out old

dolly part in the marnaight ready to women gorgeous redhead guys are I mean they're monsters I've seen them pretty red ugly redhead women remember Kathy Griffin yesterday I mean I, there's very few, that's true. There's very few good looking red-headed women. There are, absolutely. Oh, yeah, there are. There are, but.

Anne Margaret. Anne Margaret's not our true red-head. I believe she is 100%. She's not a fuck-up chick. Julian Moore. I think Julian Moore is gross. Julian Moore is disgusting. Marek is this yeah looks chilly with freckles

in the fugitive she is what all of the everything you're insane. Oh Julien Moore like looks like somebody cut in look like somebody cut a look like somebody cut an X in the top of her nipple like a fucking hot dog and yeah her lips are always dry like she's dehydrated. She's the least attractive thing in boogie nights. Oh, yeah, I mean, these roller girls.

No, but I'm talking when they show where like the back was dressed and she's all freckles look like fucking army fatigues. It's a camo. It looks like camo. Yeah. Now, you're less attractive than Luis Guzmán. You're saying. Huh? No, I mean woman in the movie. Oh, I'm not saying that all red head. No, there's gorgeous red and G ever heart. There's some. Yeah. Who thought? Yeah. I think Margot is a natural red head. You want to believe that? She's not. You want to believe that now? Okay. Look, his cock swinging in his new fancy picture.

I mean, you see my jacket. You know, we really want to go down this road. Let's go down this road. Yeah. So his fingers on that keyboard. Yeah, you want to play. Yeah, you want to play this game? Let's play this game right now. Let's play it. Roll the roll the roll the dice baby. Okay. You just give him Margaret to redhead. Is it is is an Margaret to redhead? No. I'm going down a list of beautiful redhead actresses and it's just all freckley. It's all crap. Jessica Chastain's fine.

Christina Hendrix people love, Amy Adams, whatever. Kidman's not a ginger if she is, but Eila Fisher's very hot. Kidman is not good looking. No, not anymore. No, none of these girls are really good looking. So if we turn her, Bella Thne's pretty hot, but she sucks. Jillian Anderson never cared.

Kate Marr, she has red hair really. Bryce Dallas Howard is like your dad with long hair. Opie, what's his name? He is. No. Yo, me a coke. Bryce, Ron Howard. Jill, me a coke. Bryce Marn Howard. Julian Mayor Yich.

It's not one. Debra Messing was hot in her time. Debra is the red. They have Florence from Florence in the machine who I would describe as actually unattractive. Oh, there's two on here that you would like a lot. Debra and Walls very hot. Debra and Madeline Petch.

Who's that? She was on Riverdale J. That's a CW show. Sorry, don't laugh at me. Lucille Ball. She could have got it back in the day. Lucille Ball was not. Lindsay Lohan has never been attractive. He's never been attractive.

She's always had those. Red has, they have those teeth. Emma Stone's like, it's like ivory. It's like, and. Red has, they have those teeth. Emma Stone, it's like ivory. It's like, and they're black around the gums. Yeah, freaks. Emma Stone figured her thing out because she is hot now. She's not. No, you don't think so. No, no, no, her teeth are massive. Oh, no, it's wrong. I think she has little teeth big gums is what they tend to have. I think she has huge teeth. You might be right. I think she has huge teeth. Jacob, could you please, could we get Santa Fexulu? Whenever Jacob's looking something up, we're here. Burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh, burh First of all, that's Madeline Pitch. Where?

Oh, she is hot for sure. She's all right, but though. Oh, no, she's flat out hot. Yeah, she's out. She's all right. Is that not a come on, Bobby? Buddy, I don't know. She's also said she's like young.

She's like a kid, so. Yeah. She's all right. No, she's very, very pretty. I'm not a fan. Bobby, you're right, your tree. That picture, particularly,'s all right. Yeah, she's very very pretty. I'm not I'm not a fan. Probably right ear tree that picture Particularly the one right that picture right there. She's stunning in that picture The rest of them she's hot that one she's stunning now now I don't like this one at all now I'm back Yeah, that's a redhead one day picture to picture one day. You're like yeah the next day like what did I do?

I don't disagree I fucked up. I feel like it rained outside and Kathy Griffin just became an old fucking weird skeleton of something One day It'll get that's just too much Now a better beaves great, too. I bet it's awful. I bet you can see the blood pumping into our vagina Oh, yeah, little see-through red thatch. Oh just the veins from a legs going into just oh absolutely you see everything Dude, there's no mystery I'm right about this. No, well no, no, no, I want one of you over that's enough no one her for sure But I'm saying Jacob. That's a low list of their saying celebrity of all celebrities. They could think of with natural red hair

There's three attractives on there like hot with natural red hair. There's three attractives on there, like hot. And Margaret, you still? You keep saying Margaret, I looked it up. She's not, she's a burnette. You have no idea how much that hurts me right now. She's not. Your whole argument?

Why, because she was a cornerstone of your entire argument. It was a cornerstone. It was a cornerstone. J.G. what's the problem that it was the complete cornerstone of your entire argument? Okay, okay. Go back to that list again. It really is picture to picture. Lou had that list of blue if you would. Lou's mashing again to Lady and Rich.

Isle Fisher are really cute. She's older now, but she was so hot. Bryce Dallas Howard, nope. They all think little chucky dolls, most of them. I can't see it, why is it so hot? Christina Hendrix people love, but go to Emma Stone. Emma Stone from Super Bad to Nal has really figured it out. Yeah, look at those teeth dude, they're massive.

Look at the teeth. Yeah, look at you guys, it's got some close-ups up here. All right dude, they're massive. Look at the teeth. Yeah, let's get some close-up suffer. Alright dude, you wanna see these big choppers. Hey Bobby. Yes sir. It's just you and me. Swirl on me. Ahem, no!

This beauty by my side. Yeah, dude, she's hot. Go to the teeth right there. Go up where she's smiling. Come on. I got a problem with that. That's a weird whole face she's making. They're frightening.

Zoom in on those teeth, Joe. Okay, she's hot. They're frightening. I'm a stunts hot. She's not hot. I don't watch any of. Zoom in on those teeth, J. Okay, she's on. They're frightening. I'm a stunts hot. She's not hot. I don't watch any of her work. She's hot though. Her elbows are up.

Now here's the thing, here's what I don't like. When a red head dies blonde, that looks freaky. That's not a good look almost ever. I like it when a red head goes brunette. Sure. I'm fine with that. Yeah. And I don't mind that.

What is that called? It's like a redhead blonde? Is this strawberry blonde strawberry blonde? I don't mind that you know what I gotta say this though You're right. There are pictures of her work and that nose looks too sharp. Oh, that's AI. That's AI Is it that's AI? I won't judge on that But I hope you know the other picture. She looks pretty great. I don't know. Yeah, I'm with you I think she's hot. I'm stone. She's put her in the hot category. Isn't she dating Ryan Goslett? Is she?

Yeah. I think they're a couple. They're a thing. Oh, my. Jacob so pissed off about that. He's taking all caps. I was black. Well, who's that? That's the girl from Mad Men, the other one people like, but I, I'm telling you, I get that she has monster tits. Her fate, I could pass her a hundred times in the streets and think she does nothing for me, facially.

She's not unattractive. What does that take? I mean, there's just not one real picture of her. One of them has a penis. No, no, no, no, no, her face. I don't know her face. I don't know what her face looks like. I know the girl's from Mad Men.

Yeah. Are these real photos of her boobs? No, no, no, these are all fake You just type in picture you her name and tits and it'll show you real pictures. Can you do that with you? Yeah, probably Don't be fake though I'm type in big J with tits big J tits type of big J with tits. See what comes up big J. Ogerson You're a real cutie for Tudy. Thank you. No, it's just your album cover. No, nothing. I've really done

well at hiding myself and hiding my terrible body from people. I got a joke called Big Titties though available on TikTok. Turns out Robert Kelly tits. It's gonna be our Kelly. I knew it. I knew it. I'm your Kelly and tits. Fucking, you know, I still get fans mail from our Kelly on Instagram. All this, like supporting me. Oh, that's really cool. I get it all the time. Well, this is my tits. Oh, there you go. Oh, there's my tits. Now there's my tits. Oh, there you go.

How about, what is that, AZ nude man? What the fuck? What is that? You made it, you made it, AZ, you know, it's like one of those, it's like a, oh God. It's like celebrity, what do you call it? Mr. Skin. What, I did, what's happening right now guys?

What do you mean you were naked on TV? Yeah, but I'm, I mean, this is the worst. Why did you agree to that? Can I tell you what happened this day? Your friend Louis dropped it on the last second. I had no time to think. I'm on a gay site. Well, you have to describe it.

Yeah, for sure. Okay, well, Jay, I don't even know what this is. What is this site? I'm not touching the computer. This is a gay site where they show guys, jacking dicks, grabbing dudes asses, while they pee and cartoons jerking off guys And right above it is me

Several pictures of you with the door calm is hanging out of a very small towel Well, it's a regular size towel. I was just not a regular size human being It was when you were a larger size human being and Louis Casting cuffs you this is how he got you in the show Louis Castincalch's you. This is what it is. Is this how he got you in the show? We're gonna roll in this rehearsal, but if you wouldn't mind, peeling down a little bit. I guess you go to AZNudes.com

and you can see these photos with the video. We were shooting Louis and he, we had a whole scene going on. And at the last minute, because he was the director, writer, produced everything and he did this a bunch of times. He was like, I don't wanna do that scene. And he had like a little keychain

C drive on his neck. And he put it in his computer and he brought up a script and he printed it out. And he goes, how long will it take you to learn this scene? To you. To me, and I was like, a couple minutes. So I was out in the other room reading it. I didn't read the action of the direction in it, like what I was supposed, a couple minutes. So I was out in the other room reading it. I didn't read the action of the direction in it,

like what I was supposed to be. And then I finally read it. And I was like, dude, is there any way he goes, no, he just took a shower. You're at my house. You took a shower, you're coming out. So they had to close pin that towel, shut. Cause I was, I was such a tub of shit at the time.

They didn't have a towel big enough. And at one point they were like, maybe we tied two towels together. It was like, no, no, no, that's gonna look stupid. It's gonna be funnier if it barely fits. I, yeah, man, I did it for the love of the art. I love my art. And I went into the thing and I, there was a so embarrassing. The prop the the wardrobe lady had to get a big

ass clothespin and clothespin my seal it. major to steal it. And then they had to wet me. I had to they had a hose me down like a baby elephant trying to keep a fucking seal. I like it. transporting it back to the ocean. And we shot that scene. Oh, that was uncomfortable. I must have taken forever to like in your mind

to probably feel like forever. I hate that so much. I looked out, I didn't get the turn. I would have said no to the role, or at least as if there was some kind of alternative, but there wouldn't be, because that's what the joke was. But I wasn't able to do it actually.

So when they ended up having me just say the end word on the show, like for the voiceover, was like, you know, I wanted to hook me up for something that season. Yeah. Because I couldn't do it, but I wouldn't have. I would have said it was hurricane episode, they said, and like a fat guy in underwear,

tell you what, he's like running down the street in the hurricane, I was like, yeah, I'm glad I couldn't do it because I was like, I would have said no. And I would have felt bad saying no, but like, they for some reason in TV, they always want the fat guy. Sure, sure. So I did Marin, they made me take my shirt off. End of the scene, I actually talked to him,

I was like, hey guys, is there any way that I could just have a like a wife Peter on like do I have to be and they went and had a meeting and they came back. No, we need you to take the shirt off I was like he goes it's fun here if you take I know it's funnier. I get it. It's funny a Fat dude taking a shirt off and walking down the street. It's funny at the end of cab and They want me to take my shirt off. I didn't end up not using it anyway. They didn't use you at all. You sure as that also, I'm not actually in it at all.

Yeah, so I mean you should have. There's one part where your leg is in the frame, I believe. My elbow when I was shooting. Yeah. When I was shooting guns. Yeah, there's one of those. And then Bert said my name, I think once, that was neat. He goes J and then the uncle answered J your thoughts what's that the uncle?

People of wonder what we're talking about we J was in the show cabin with Bert just for a little context Of the show allegedly a minute if you're tuning in for the first time on 95 Ah Yeah, dude that was that was epic. Well, you let you weren't in the show at all. Very little. But you were digitally cropped out. They zoomed in just to take you out of the frame. It would have been cheaper to digitally insert me

for the amount that I was in it. So rather than make moves like that, they should just digitally insert of me in like two things and it would have been the same deal. I think he's AI, you're facing it. So funny. He did the same thing to me when I did his cooking show at Michelle Wolf.

Something's burning. Michelle Wolf and some bald guy. Basically, he was just talking to her all the time. I actually took over the cooking. That's great. Bobby, would you mind wanting me and Michelle ketchup? Yeah. What's being richly? Yeah. I was like, it was You got Bobby, would you mind wanting me and Michelle catch up? Yeah. What's being richly?

Yeah, I was like, it was crazy. Bobby, make it something nice. I don't you. I'm actually, can I say something? I was a little whacked out about that being on that site. I'm actually honored. Oh yeah. I'm kind of honored that I'm on a, I made a,

buddy, you might be on Mr. Skin. That people, look up Mr. Skin. That gay guys, like gay guys were like, hey, let's put this on there. Skin that people look up Mr. Skin that gay guys like gay guys We're like, hey, let's put this on there like gay you're making that gay guys just it's a celebrities It's a celebrity that's not gay guys. No, that that's like the men's section of a Z celebs It was that called those the guys jerking off the guys right you just assume people looking for no I think women going looking for celebrity dudes and then gay guys of course But I think there will be some women looking for like Jason memo was like side-ass or ball bag by accident So it's not it's not a gay guy going all this guys. I like this type. No, I don't think so. I'm not a type

Oh, you're a type but not in the gay world on the gay sites for sure. No, no, you'd be an otter I believe But I'm not I think I'm a daddy. Well, my age wise, but I'd say a- I think now I'm a daddy. Maybe you're a daddy. I'm a definitely daddy. Me? You're a sloppy bottomer.

I'm a gr- I'm a pal- You're a gr- I'm a bad, I'm a power bottom, grisly. Ha-ha. Do you have Mr. Skinup? Is Bobby on that? Wait a minute. So you're saying that I'm not on a gay site?

Like, gay guys didn't put me up there? Well, I had no idea the sexuality of the person who uploaded your picture to it. But that's not a thing where gay guys go. I'm sure it's where gay guys go. It's not exclusively gay guys. It's not like a gay, it's not a site that drives gay people to it. All right, I found it.

It's people who are looking for nude celebrities. I thought I made the gay world. No, that sucks. Not that much fun. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Lou's got a vacation home out in far out and then it's just a nightmare. He has to sleep on his back so no one fucks his butt at night. They don't want to be targeted by that community. That desire will be that desirable BLM. He's got back there. Hey, that's what I think when I see Luzasca black lives matter.

He's gonna move all the furniture out on weekends and replace it with mattresses on the floor. Just to have his gay parties. Just for your fucking gay, your giz parties. People are just jumping down on the mattresses and then lying down and making out and sucking each other off. Jacob just cut off his tag with his knife. He felt so masculine when he did it. I wish he'd have seen the pride on his face. You look good man Look great We should take a break. We're gonna take a break man. It is it's Wednesday and

We're so close to Skankfest tomorrow Yes indeed our show is Friday at 4 p.m. Pacific and we catch me and Bobby and Lewis at the strip club tomorrow No, you know it's more than I might wait wait a minute wait a minute with you like the mafia at 4 p.m. Pacific. I mean, catch me and Bobby and Lewis at the strip club tomorrow, no eat. At Nooterize. Tomorrow, wait a minute, wait a minute. You like the mafia. You like the mob. I might go.

Bobby might go tomorrow, no. I mean Lewis will, but you're very subtle. I have to be there. Like what are you doing? And I'm like, I don't know. No, you're words where you said I'll go. Yep. But if it's,

I know, because you're so charismatic and your eyes are so in jail. You're like, do come. Here's the thing, it's like we go, and then when we come back, we have stories about it. All right, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. What happened to the true one, Louis did something crazy

or whatever. Also, Louis's chick's going to be coming too. I'll go if Joe DeRosa goes, because I know he'll flip out about something. He'll go. We get Joe to go. Is Joe coming into today? Text him. Is Joe coming in today? I because I know he'll flip out about something. He'll go. All right, let's get Joe coming in today. Text him.

Is Joe coming in today? I don't think he is. I heard no confirmation. He's on the list just in case, but we didn't get any. I didn't get an email. He's calm on the break while I do the read. Calm. Get him a ring.

Let's see if I can. Why don't you make some money for these? I'll make some money for this some bitch in the company. We'll be right back everybody. Robert Kelly live, Big J comedy live. It's the bonfire. We'll be right back everybody. Robert Kelly live, Big J comedy live, it's the Bonfire. Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show.

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