The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Young and the Restless

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

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I like this move. Now that every time we take an uber to work together, just play the hit that we heard from the guy. Yeah. What are this guy of the balls to play in front of other people. This is what he started with. And he was, he wasn't not bobbing his head. He loved it. I was riding shotgun. We were having a little fucking ride. But you got to really be an, uh, another level of an asshole to think that

anybody who gets in your car probably wants to hear club music. Club music right now on an afternoon when someone just has like run of the mill soft jazz on or something like that or I Get it Do you know I mean even like orchestra music? I'm not into it But putting on club music like someone could really not be in the mood for that or me and Chris D Around me and Kristi Where was he from? Oh, I know You know, then he thought you wanted to hear it. Yeah, yes, hey guys great news disco

With your big awkward friend Yeah, Dan is the front next though. Hey, mister is this thing got airbags? Bob sing Clara. Hey, it is this spot at Duke pronouncing Claire Sinclair? If he was a brother, then it was for you. Yeah, we had to listen to the weekend song. Very sexy duet with Pete's ex Ariana Grande. He's for another day.

Ariana Grande. And then get lucky by Dave Punky him on which I will straight up I would have danced in the back of the car Christine knows that I think you would have loved that he turned it off he hit the he hit radio went off of his own Bluetooth and went to shitty club music again he's one I mean get lucky's club music but that's good shit he just wanted a party that was it he saw you're having fun and immediately changed it. We're up all night to get lucky.

What if I changed it? What if that's the heel turn? We're up all night to get. We're up all night to get. We're up all night to get. When I was coming back from Moon Tower, this was a couple of years ago. No stories worse with this song playing behind it, Louis.

It's okay. I got picked up on a new brand. The girl was playing the jammed. A Hamilton soundtrack and singing it word for word the entire trick. Oh my god. You don't mind if I do this. It was like it was eight in the morning. Was she rapping at you?

Like the parts where she's like, and the constitution came and playing like all the other social studies are happy. You could tell this. This musical was everything to her. She had every word, no. The entire trip from the hotel to the airport. Oh my God. No one likes watching people rip show tunes, Acapella, unless you can really sing.

Especially vibing out on a, vibing out on, yeah, like hip hop, mystery hip hop. That's not a pill. What was I gonna say? No? Yeah, you can be like I'm sorry. It makes me violently car sick No, I thought there was gonna be a I'm gonna make a state and it's gonna start today Take it hey, so is there a lot of traffic right now on the B Q and she's like oh I know is that George Washington is just taken over Hey, uh, ways of saying it's a little faster if we turn left on great

And then the amiss of peace and proclamation of a devastation of the nation Jacob being bullied with hip-hop history Just trying to get home and she's like in fact, when Lafayette left to understand he had to fight the English Okay In fact, when Lafayette left to understand he had to fight the English Put on your Philly shirt and your longest coat dude, that's fucking brutal. I had a plane to catch a controller No, you know, they got Hamilton on the screen here. I gotta tell you. I didn't know there's so many gays back then Would I want to have any gays back then. They're just out there, you know? One of them... They were having a gays there were back in the... Alexander Hamilton days.

One of the worst ones I had was coming back from JFK on like a Sunday so the traffic was just awful. And it was pretty quiet. I don't really remember music being played. But then we were in a cab and this guy went by, forgive the name of, I don't know what the acronym was, it was like the taxi police or whatever. And the guy drove by and he was just quiet most of the time. TLC police, TLC police, that's what it was. And we're like, buy the tunnel and he just goes, TLC police, these motherfuckers, it's like a quiet ride into him, just uncorking as we're going into a tunnel of traffic. And I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, see police these motherfuckers. It's like a quiet ride into him just

Uncorking as we're going into a tunnel of traffic and I was like what the fuck is No joke an hour of silence. He just was like D. L. C police Fuck you you he's like like, DLC police fuck you. You sound like Iron cheek. I fuck you. They got my brother on Trump's up. I would find revenge on them. I was like, yeah, yeah. Slow traffic on Sunday. My ear was acting it out. That's worse. That is worse. History. I'm above. You're a weirdo in the back. You probably want to hear this show tune You should have at the end of the Cartrip giving her like a should pegged her with roses. Yeah, I mean like I told her that was glorious. That was amazing

Yeah Dude someone she was so into it. You could tell Hamilton was her. She's mentally ill I don't have to see Hamilton to know it bites ass to think a stranger will enjoy watching you do musical theater Is a mental illness Being like hey, I'm giving you a ride watch this You're starting to ride I'd be like get the fuck yeah, there's gonna be an inner city school It's gonna do a production of this. It's gonna blow this one out of the water. Yeah, I bet I bet it's already happening. Where are you saying Christine? Nice. Yeah, that is did you give her five stars? I did

Was she black? Yeah, so I couldn't I couldn't say no Was she black? Yes, so I couldn't say no. She's white, you're walking home. You go, pardon me, bitch. I didn't want to hear this nonsense. I didn't want an incident. Can you put it on the 10-10s? I didn't want to be perceived as all I wanted to do was not hear Hamilton, but I didn't want

her to say anything else. You should have just started propaganda. You know this is a bad take on the story, right? You know this isn't the real story of Alexander Hill. It's not how it happened. You know it raved about your chicks. You know there wasn't that many gays back then. Yeah, it's, well, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye history.

Big weekend. It was a big well. Black loos over there in the corner. Dude, I think he's made peace with it. I think black blue seeing him today, it's you immediately knew what the problem was. It was like last year when the Niners lost the Rams, I was like, it's a me, Jean it.

And that's a yeah, you were just like, it's Dac. It's Dac, it's been Dac. He's a full blonde. Right when he threw that first pick, I was like, uh, boy, I mean, no, I wasn't. I was like, yeah, but then I was like, oh, boy, there's D no, I wasn't. I was like, yeah. But then I was like, oh, boy. And then he's in full denial. It's comfortable.

It's uncomfortable. Dude, you guys didn't even have a ball game. You guys beat the shit out of the giants. We practice, though. What? It's still a good practice for real game situations. Can I tell you what I'm learning in this off season with the Eagles being clearly the number one seed.

Yeah. Niners are the underdog on Sunday. It's a bonfire bowl Sunday. Taking over to Philly. You know those ninnies don't like it out in Philly. It's cold. They don't have organic foods. Yeah, because all the guys are from San Francisco and Super Liberal.

Hey, to Ashbury from what I understand. Yeah. You guys, I mean, right in the middle of Gaveville. You guys, we had to break up a human center. You get about on the field. We let him circle jerk Monday Tuesday. Then back to work on Wednesday. We threw a ring of life on Tuesday.

Yeah, zero comes to each other's mouth. We elephant walk to start practice off. And then a light jog. At the end, they do some snowballs to cool down. And then a little afternoon felch keeps proteins up. It is it's a pawn fireball. Niners Eagles, NFC championship game right now the line is at two and a half. Pretty cool that uh yeah. Oh, take the Eagles. I uh, no, not you Dan. You should take you should take the Niners. I let me tell you something I've learned

about the Eagles being the number one seed and having a lot of power in the NFC Go birds filly stinks when it's a number one seed you guys are better as underdogs You guys are way more like a bull is underdogs. Oh, yeah, when you guys are like the the villain when you're the Ivan drag goes They're not nice. Yeah, you guys like how? They're fans are a passion anymore. They're fucking animals When you guys when you guys made the run to one, the world won the Super Bowl again. With the backup quarter, but with Nick Folls against the Patriots, I remember being like, good for you Philadelphia. And then now you guys, now you guys are the looming

shadow in the 49ers way. And I'm like, I don't like this. These guys are fucking mean. Black Lewis said he's flat out not rooting for the, he's rooting for the 49ers. It's a division thing. I wouldn't, I like when the Rams went to the Super Bowl last year, it was like automatic. I was going for the bangles. I was I mean, I would never cheer for the Cardinals. Seahawks or Ram either want to be a hard or be a fun or a bonfire story, but I was have but I was half rooting for the Cowboys last night a little bit, just because I think that story line and Philly like beating the Cowboys Three times. Yeah, no, we didn't beat in the second time. They beat us second time. Oh, it is. Yeah, but that was with Gardner Minchu

Yeah, but I mean big difference still had every other weapon though. I mean or now I guess no God or whatever But it was just not how scouts played as fucking ass off too. Is that, do I love, he's one of those, I love those tight ends that throw people down. Dude, the, uh, can I just say they beat us with Cooper Rush? I just wanna make sure. Oh, okay, Cooper, that might have been better now than I watched that game yesterday. Hey, Dan, Hey, Lou, Dallas's kicker was more reliable

than Dak Prescott yesterday. Absolutely. Jacob had that one just,ath didn't ready to go. Nice dude. They, uh, dude, I thought you just earned your way into the big J watch party next Sunday. Come on over for the J watch party. Dan is not coming over.

I will. I'll be watching it at home. Comfortably being a pacing psychopath. Because I told Jay, I would love to watch the game of J. If it was a silo and it was this Jay and I watching The NFC championship game, but what's gonna fucking make me lose my mind is Justin or Josh being like, hey man, that's great. I wrote this song. It goes like this This is seven days of touch now for me. I'm just like if the Niners are down by 10 I'll punch a hole in one of your walls. I just know I will or We're just like, you know, dongs can actually smell when a team's going to live.

Is it tight end? Also on blocker. Yeah. I'll do it. It would be a question like, you'd be an earnest sweet question out of Justin. That would make me snap. He goes, well, I'm Christian McCaffrey. He's pretty high.

And you're like, he's good. You know, I'm going to go get what? Maybe it's even when I'll pick up my good buddy Jacob over here I'm running out to oh sandwich king You get to give your tell for the sandwich if you're in a story. You're going to South crit was it sound Chris's Chris Charlie Chris's out in Charlie's yeah, just cuz I left the neighborhood. I didn't forget like some people Who? Boom because I had fucking bZ last month you piece you

Do sandwich King rules it does rule it's got tuna There's a place to hold up you can come over and get some tuna if you get away from that mean woman who won't leave Toon in the house, dude, I get it. She actually has a nose So funny she's you're not allowed to have to do that I have so hard. She will do it., Katie's like, it smells like shit. I don't think she's an overbearing lady. I don't think she lays a wrap on you of thinking you're not allowed to do.

But you're desperate. Look for tuna outside the house. I do one of the funniest things in the world. Tuna like Heathcliff. It's like you're cheating. That's your cheat. That's your cheating on her. She goes, hey, listen, I'm gonna have tuna.

She goes, don't tell Katie, they're gonna go to the home after work. And like, she's getting, she's getting, no. You got anything hey, listen, I'm gonna have tuna sandwich goes, don't tell Katie, there's a question at home after work. And like, she's getting breathments. You got anything you could knock this thing off my tongue? Did you get for breeze? I, there's a sandwich, I was gonna tell you, there's a sandwich place in Hoboken called Fuorys, which is fucking reliable.

And they have a tuna sandwich. And it was the special of tuna, and I was like, to Katie, I was like, it's the tuna specialty today, and I would really like to get it. And she was like, just eat it in the living room. I just don't fucking move around with it. Because she has such a sensitive, that's what's so funny about her and I. It's not about having a sensitive nose.

She really doesn't like the smell of tuna. She's like, it's not having a sensitive nose. She's just like, I would rather you fart in front of me than fucking have tuna. She's disgusted. Disgusting. What a weird, I find out that tuna. What a weird relationship though if I feel if I feel like it's not a wall No, I'm saying what a we you know what I mean That's a weird like barrier of all things like everything's so perfect

Can I tell you right now though? except like your favorite sandwich Filling is her least favorite thing to smell what I would tell you is it was one of those things where I didn't take it seriously at first. Mm-hmm. Where I was like, sick, whatever. Oh. Yeah.

Seriously, she was like, I mean, stop, please, I hate it. No, no, no, she wasn't like bitchy like that at all, but she was like, yeah, I don't fuck with tuna. And I was like, oh, that's hilarious, because I love tuna. And she was like, that's great. I find it fucking disgusting.

And it hit where he was like the pandemic, and we were at the grocery store, I was like pick up a couple cans She was like honestly like deeper for dark and oil, but she doesn't mind it. It's I don't know what it is It's just a smell she's like to the smells fucking all hilarious. Yeah But I think I don't it's there no tuna in the house. I can have to when you all be eating tuna watching the Eagles trounce Trounce the 40 diners if it's even close. I know that you'll be sweating. Oh my god. Yeah Yeah, if you guys do not blow us out Which you have two of the best receivers in the NFL and I fucking quarterback that probably will win MVP

No, they're saying he got no chance at it. Really? Who are they saying my homes again? Is that who it is? I don't know who it is exactly, but like they were like My bebar. They said some of the two games he missed like that big of a deal that like dude Can I tell you something? I felt for my side chick a.k.a. The Miami dolphins Watching those bills get beat by the Bengals It reminded me of the guy that I sat next to in Buffalo Could be very very cocky and I was just talking shit to him in a very matter of fact away. I know it next week the Cincinnati Bengals are gonna come in here and beat the shit out of you guys. And he was like, yeah, nice try. We're playing the Chiefs in the Ace of Championship game.

I want you to listen to me. The Cincinnati Bengals are gonna beat the shit out of you guys next week. And I just did it into the point where he started getting like, okay, all right, I go. I don't, you're not listening to me. They're a very good team. And he was like, okay, dude. All right. And I just wonder if he was at home yesterday like, that motherfucker, you know how shit talking is?

If you get it, if you can stick it, right? Howard Stern today said that, what the fuck? They're saying, oh, Dev Devon ham one the bro then hurts is in the running Devon Devon ham one the kid who had the heart attack basically on the field at half time of that bills Bengals game he went down they said and gave like the most biggest motivational speech but he's like do it we're all die and they went out there and scored only like a field goal for the rest of the game like they go play terribly

Games you guys know that the Cincinnati Bengals. We're gonna let us do that They went out there and just fuck it got. Yeah, that was um So with the way those games were like lopsided it looks like it would prime to be a Bengals Eagles Super Bowl Which I'll accept I'm fine with that. Are you okay with that? What if it's a Niners Bengals, little rematch 88? I'll be rooting for you. Here's the thing. I can, if it was the Cowboys, and I'm going to be honest with you, Black Lou, with our rivalry, if the Cowboys were to one yesterday and somehow gone and upset the Eagles, there's

zero chance I would cheer for the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. However, because of our friendship and my love of the city of Philadelphia, I would... it'd give me like four days to mourn, but then by Sunday, by the time, or the two weeks or whatever, you get two weeks. So by the time the Super Bowl will come around, if it's the Chiefs, I'm absolutely cheering for the Eagles. I root for the 49ers, purely for you.

Yeah. That city is a weird homeless shit-covered, I'm absolutely cheering for the Eagles. I root for the 49ers, purely for you. Yeah. That city is a weird, homeless shit covered tech hub. It's called flavor. Expensive horse shit. It's called flavor. It's called culture. It's called flavor culture.

And if you don't like it, why don't you take a long walk off short pier right down over there. Why don't you have a seal bite off your fucking head. Yeah, you know what I'll go to the top of the city and roll down their stupid hilly streets. Well, maybe sourdough Samble. Say that. I see crazy stuff that the show, like people keep their cars open.

The doors open. What's sign saying, there's nothing in here for you to steal because they just bash the windows. Yeah, in the San Fran. Yeah, really? The roving car thieves, they'll break into my heart and say People have taken to leaving the hood The trunk and the doors wide open

See I'm telling there's not an assigned saying please don't steal there's nothing to take because you know It's not break the windows. Yeah, what's better than a good defense a great offense. I don't know how that saying goes, but I mean it's nuts. Win, I don't know how. Win you got shit on your driveway. A lot of duty everywhere on the street. I just do. That's what I heard about.

Christine sits with her snatch out down by the docks and says, please don't rape me. Yep, she's showing you. Everybody can smell my dirty pussy. Does car owners and sanitary Francisco are leaving their trunks open to avoid having windows smash by thieves as crime runs rampant City by the bay what won't you do? Oh, I don't think it's saying they have nothing in there I think they're saying like if you're gonna break into the car like To try to take stuff like just go in no they empty out their car

They I think it's some of them removes the radio and say please don't break the windows like to try to take stuff like just go in. No, they empty out their car. They, I think the similar removes the radio and say, please don't break the windows. There's nothing to take. That's hilarious. They're advising against this saying it's an open invitation for more crime, which I do believe is true. If the car is open, take the car.

I think there's a little thing needed code vengeance. Oh, I think I say a key people to know how to smash a window Don't know how to steal a car. So I actually I don't know how much how you can steal a car. It's all computers now Do you think you know one of those John one of those John Connor things like when you ripped off the ATM Like you just get no car and you like plugging in and go and you gotta go. Where's the credit card slot? It doesn't have it. It goes it's a touch. I only have a thing where's the credit card slot? And then it doesn't have it, it doesn't have it, it goes. It's a touch. I only have a thing that works for credit card slots. Touch key ignition. Did you dream when you were a kid of going on ATM one day?

I'm gonna think of this slot and then it's just shitting out 60 grand for you. Yes, 1,000% and going out and buying out Toys R Us and KB, going to a back to back. Then I dreamed, then you dreamed about listening to a safe on a stethoscope What you're trying to open cracking it cracking a safe or fooling anyone with a talk boy from home alone too Because there's zero chance you could fool people he fooled a lot of adults with that thing

Do you think you have to Ferris viewers day off anybody tried that elaborate of a I bet that yeah I bet there were copycats that's why I actually got got caught cutting school was because like I just cut and went home. I certainly didn't put a dummy on a pulley system in my room that when my mom came I turned around sort of. My mom goes, Dan you and your high jinks. I thought you died. I cashed in your life insurance policy. Turns out you were just having a wicked day. Looks.

You were go-carning and water sliding also. It's funny as the laziness of actually skipping school He went downtown Chicago. You're like I'm gonna I'll sleep in mid I'm gonna watch fucking judge Judy I'm much prices right. Yeah, I'm gonna watch Her name was Haley, but what's the name from Kelly Rippah? Oh in a soap operas. Young Kelly Ripa, when she had crimped hair and shit, I thought she was hot. Now I look back, she was a little chub, but I thought she was hot. Well now she's toned, hot, old, or lady.

Oh, I bet she looks like weird in real life. I bet it's all like her skin's really like tight and... Yeah, coming at you. Yeah, you know what I mean, but like that weird tight But young ripple was a hottie That's her husband damn That's a hot couple Yeah, what's his name? I feel like a cologne that mark and swallows. Yeah Right, yeah, they're a cologne. I think their kids are all grown up now. I think he married

Howard and Beth I think he was like the person who did the ceremony. Oh, and they met on the soap opera. Damn, if you're a hot person and you get put on a soap opera, you're banging. You are constantly banging. That dude that was the old bartender at a stand up New York. Yeah, Matt is a, no, no, not policy. Sean, is that his name Christine? It was a he's a huge soap opera star now. Sean. Yeah. Oh, Sean. Super handsome black dude. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He's like a decent. He's a huge soap opera star. Wait. What's so opera? Yeah. Sean doesn't catch you. He's got that brother. What? Sean would give me booze in a way where I was like Sean was like the cool hot guy that was being nice to me. Yeah, I was like hey man Black fellow because that that said didn't go that bad and I'd be like kind of another James Sean ruled yeah, he's like a popular fucking I mean I'm trying to find a day time Emmy winning. That's awesome dude bring him up Sean fucking ruled stand up New York bartenders when I first moved to New York were my favorite people on He's got a little blue check

Damn good for Sean now. He's got 4.7 thousand friends. It's not a lot, but so far the world these ladies are older This is Facebook, so oh This is like older. Do you remember them now and you see this face? No, absolutely, you know, we go to his pictures Don't look at my down. Don't look at all face photos. Look him up like Google on what he yeah, yeah, you channels the man Yeah, look at a day time Emmys That's crazy. Look at that. So basically bartenders at comedy clubs have to become babysitters at points. Because you're just drunk and you're like, I don't know, like, I want to go home. He would want to go out so many times and

it would be like me in some like Lewis, a couple of people just drinking at Stano, New York, and you're talking about guys. Gotta get the fuck out of here. Please. Yeah. That's awesome. Good for him, dude. Yeah. I'm not finding what show it is when I Google him. I think he's on a few. Damn. That's soap operas. You can bounce around on the soap operas. NFL for hot people. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the young in the restless. Damn. You go on. Yeah, you get on a if you're

dating an actress and she gets put on a soap opera, you're done. Why? Because I mean, there's so many abs. She's just around so many abs. Yeah, she's right. They are around gorgeous dudes, but I mean what a fucking it's an abitak. Man soap opera acting dog shit. It just has to be you just told me what do you mean Jason? What are you telling you told me he's cool? No, no, he's cool. It's gonna do with that. I'm saying that I think how unrewarding the acting must be How dare you you know exactly how rewarding it is I've tried with you Dan I've tried hold on I have to turn around You have Jay but not hard enough. I just want you to look at me the way you looked The way you looked at her

Dude, let's get into it. Let's do a side So pop apart podcast. Yeah, we'll just follow young and the restless bring up a soap opera scene script Christie and me and Daniel Bang it out right now done boom You want to be the guy or the girl? I'll be whatever whatever I feel You guys let me look at the names Let me see what I'm working with I can't read that this is two girls. I want to talk to Victor oh Victor in Victoria. Oh, there is okay. Let me Jacob. You have to be one of these Jacob get in here. Wait. What do you mean?

You're Nikki Jacob. I'll be Victoria. Jay. You're Victor. Okay. Ready and Scene welcome home everyone Thank you. Is it too late to wish you a happy new year? Never It's so late to wish you a happy new year? Never! It's so good to see you. So, how is the trip? Ah, unforgettable. Lifetime of memories.

Which is good because that's how long it'll be before I can convince him to go on a vacation again. That's nonsense! I'll go with you anywhere, sweetheart. Ah, I'll hold you to that. Yes? Now, this is for you and the kids. Aw. Open it when you're all together, okay?

Thank you so much. So what's been going on, anything new? Oh, I... I guess you haven't heard the news. What news? Chelsea's in the hospital. What happened? She had an aneurysm that ruptured and they they rushed her to the hospital for emergency

surgery. Oh my god. Oh this is serious business. How is she now? the rupture costs the stroke. Uh, DJ Lou, that's you. DJ Lou? No, no, wait. Sit down. We're gonna get our own Black soap star. Show them how it works, Adam. Mm-hmm. Listen. Do not put me on hold again.

This is an emergency. I need to check on Chelsea Lawson's condition. It's Adam Newman. Again. Still you. No change. All right. I need to see her because I have every right to be there.

Yes, I understand. But I'm not going to keep putting up with this forever. She needs me there. And I will take whatever safety protocol is required. But if you do not let me see her today, there is going to be hell to pay. All right. DJ, DJ Lou, you're lily. I mean, where's the scene going, dude? We're bringing in people. Whose billy. Christy, this wasn't a good choice. Get an argument, soap opera argument script. Okay. My music helping her.

Your music is helping a lot. Are you kidding me? It's making it. We need an argument. It's making us not around. Um, Christina's gave us a set up scene while we're, while she's finding that, black blue, you got to see while you were avoiding the end of watching the 49ers defeat the Dallas Cowboys and the division around at the NFL playoffs.

Remember, uh, Mike Parsons, I did body slam that guy. McGlinchee. Yeah, he really made the kind of a bitch that's probably lost a lot of the conference for next week. It's pretty crazy that you just, yeah, we were going to take our starters out in the fourth quarter though, which was nice. That was nice. You know, it could happen though.

You guys get too comfortable. start thinking you can't shit. I'm gonna go get one of those sandwiches that's meat and cheese together. But then it's not our style because it's a filly thing. Hashtag. Nick Bosa is gonna punish trailing her. I'm never touching him. I said that's about Lou. He's such a Cowboys fan that he was, he was, this was the biggest internal struggle about going to punish trailing. I'm never touching. I said that's about Lou. He's such a Cowboys fan that he was, he was,

this was the biggest internal struggle about going to see Drake or staying home and watching the game. One of collision, the Cowboys who you think are going to tank at the beginning of season with Dakot's injured, they go on to do well enough in the playoffs to beat Tom Brady in the box. And then of course on the day that you have tickets to see Drake at the Apollo at the exact same time.

It's not like you didn't even get the Saturday games. It does, I'll tell you what though, which is a little bit, I know takes the sting off a bit, is when they lost and you found out that Drake concert, you're like, well enjoy this for sure, that would have been a bummer of an ending. Absolutely. So that's, but yeah, good choice. You made the right choice. You made the right choice.

Yeah, you made, good choice. You made the right home and they made the right choice You made if you would have missed the concert to watch that final play where Ezekiel Elliott snapped the ball and then just got man-handled How was the Drake concert? It was awesome. It was really at the Apollo at the Apollo. He did two nights, right? Two nights Saturday and Sunday. Yep, and I just feel the Apollo. Did you wear the shaky? I would have No, I had my cowboy skier on I wouldn wouldn't want to want to I wouldn't want to want their black as all hell. Um, it is it's not a big venue, right? No, it was it felt small and intimate. It was really nice. I want to see one of those Apollo shows me too. How is Pearl Jam there? It was great. You've seen Pearl Jam everywhere. Is that an intimate setting? Yeah. Why is it on my working? I don't know dude. Check check check. Nope.

It's probably unplugged into the back. It's probably unplugged in the back. The old standard oh flip the order on switch. You're flicking on. Christine Genees. That's yours. I don't much to say. Sorry, we can just move on. Yes, give me. It's not work. Wait, didn't that just work? What time did you? Sanlega was starting to work. Sanlega worked.

Check, check, check, check. I think it was through your mic. Why didn't I know how to work this and all the? I don't know. How many years you got to be here? When did you lose your lightning? Did you lose? When did your wings melt?

Spruce fall out every day. The world's in a perfect place. I love it. Dude, we should just do a philosophy book of blue quotes. What time in the game was it like third quarter that the Drake concert started? Yeah, it was definitely third quarter. Foxy, you're still very much in the game. Yep.

I didn't know this. When I actually texted Paul who was lose date lose date and I said tell Lou not to check his phone because Jan Dan Are giving updates on the game. Oh, yeah, so and then he said he texted me back. He's watching it And then he showed me a picture of Lou watching on his little phone from the Drake In the sea that's a great Drake concert was Drake started yet. Oh, yeah, and you got the game Yeah, did you watch the whole thing the whole game? Yeah, absolutely you went to the end Can I say how annoying that would be if I'm I gotta say it's so if I'm sitting next to you making me mental Yeah, I'm so innocent. I was I was I wouldn't have if I'm an NFL fan if I would have saw that I'd be like was a score

security guard did ask for the score. Yeah, yeah a few times But where I was standing was there was a railing in front of me. Mm-hmm So no and I'm sure so no one can really see the phone. I have the phone right here Yeah, I'm just kind of watching it the whole time But speaking of your front row of your section from what front row of my section That's pretty cool. That's right. That's why I kept seeing like so the section in front of me have like all the big people And like Aaron judge was there who's huge to see him from a while away I can't get up KD was in there with a hoodie and a hat on like in the disguise like we wouldn't know

Yeah, he's on his own because you probably wouldn't have seen those size 73 feet coming down like the incline Yeah, the sideshow bobs for her walking down to the sea are looking to feed those pecker legs. I'm gonna hit him OBJ was there. Jay was hanging out. Yeah nice. Oh, Del Beckham. All right. He likes girls to take shits for him That was the best She was like he asked me to shit for him And then he would fly me to wherever and like What did you do? And he said what'd you do? She's like I shit it That was like the note that was the no jumper podcast, right? Yeah, I shit it. Oh my god Dude if you're just sitting in a locker room someone goes hey a podcast is game I like about what?

They say this you want to go sit a picture your shit goes. Oh, yeah, that's like oh, it's a man. No, we have a term for that Were they into the concert sometimes when you see celebrities at stuff? They don't give they don't give in to the show they like celebrity They don't give they don't give in to the show they like celebrity So like oh, yeah, that's good. Let's go back to talking where they into the Drake show. They were absolutely into it Yeah, yeah, they weren't too cool for the room. Okay, did they throw the run to run the stage? I guess I didn't love it that much. It happens to Wayne Newton God my ass is getting wet. I got a toss these boxer briefs at all, man. Well, I'm getting sapping down there.

We zing these on over. I got some humidity. You go, ring them or don't ring them first. I'll probably want to smell them. I'm saying this, Lou, you didn't experience the show. Not fully. You were watching the game. You didn't give Drake your full attention.

He couldn't. He got a lot of my attention, especially towards the end. I mean, there was still like a lot of hours left to the show. Yeah, still never left. How long did you do two hours? He did two, probably got pushed to two and a half because of the fall. Now, that was crazy. Yeah.

Was there opening X or was it just him and he brought people out? Just Drake and he brought people out. What was the intro like? Was it awesome? I love when they first come out. What did he do? He just appeared on a remake of his childhood bed. Yeah.

And he's talking about this is where he kind of wrote all of the songs that he's about to perform in that room, growing up in his mom's basement. Fucking pussy. I don't like it. Oh, Jake, I like it. I like dramatic intros, but just not was that it goes Yeah, be down to sec ma. I don't you know that I was writing one of my biggest hits in the world

The neighborhood looked a little different then Toronto's tough place to go No, he won man's shoes before it will hold the poutine. I'll be up in a second That's my mayor Dude the Apollo's like what the fuck they're re-samming out there. Yeah, Aubrey you got an audition for the grassy get ready He goes I didn't want to be an actor my heart was in music. I guess I just rolled into it Then I was on TV and everything was different. But I still never stop. Right. And then he, so he opens on a scene of his bedroom.

Is that the scene the whole? Cause I saw one clip of Dipset coming out. Dipset was out there. It looked like they were in front of a bodega yeah that's a cool fucking stage look yeah it was awesome that was awesome when dipset came out there they had like the whole Harlem Street corner look going on yeah and I saw drinkers in the pink the pink fire using camera on's pink yeah it was awesome did the both of that good boys out? Did they reunite for this? Go over and shake hands like

You son of a bitch. What's your name's Desus and Merrill. Oh, yeah, they susan narrow Desus and a little oozie vert Yeah, he came in for a couple songs People pop. Did you rip the Jolett of his forehead? It's not there anymore. I don't think some someone already ripped that out right I think he took it out No, I got ripped out while he was on like stage diving or something No, I'm gonna wrap it out. Yeah, like a fucking mortal combat fatality Finish him Yeah, for sure he definitely

They film it. Do they film the show? Yeah, and it was streamed I believe oh really Is this do they film it do they film the show yeah, and it was streamed I believe oh really I got to say though. I haven't been to a concert in a long time. I mean 90% of the crowd how their phones out the entire show no shit. Yeah, just recording the whole show So whenever was the guy falling dudes in there were fucking iPads Recording the show it sucks. I hate it. I do actually hate that about concerts. Do you think they're just gonna go home and put together a nice cut of it and do a director's cut?

By the way, I'm not a whole thing. I'm not an idiot. I'm not an idiot. There's times that I like video something for some reason. When we were like Roger Waters, I took a few videos for my dad was a huge fan. So I took a few like, but I mean mean minute long or

last video that shot him like hey check and set but I then put my phone away it's like some people do they sit there the whole show and then also man the one we want to see profits a rage oh that was the Chuck D with radio and radio and machine and it was they it mostly rage against the machine songs and this guy this bro in front of us with a shirt off Dude he filmed the whole concert but also most of it was filming himself singing along to it like but like really like looking like What a dill doe dude, I but I fucking hate that guy still. I just got me all worked up again Oh dude, I bet though if you had that video, you'd get so hyped. I'd watch it before I go on stage.

I'm like, show me that back. What was the little Lucy vert thing? A.J.A. you got ripped out by fans in Miami. But I don't think it was like stolen. I think it got ripped out. Oh my God. You got returned? Didn't that happen to one of the Avengers? Doesn't that help in the fucking Ultron?

Yeah, I tell you take him out You didn't give it back to the Thanos didn't give a bag. He goes is not the thing that powers Iron Man. Yeah He got that's crazy to rip that out of someone's forehead Yeah, I think the I think the super hero movies are hurting bad because Yeah, I think the I think the super hero movies are hurt and bad because But I don't even that maybe it's even good at man, but Christine's right at this point. She's watching a computer program It's like it's like EDM is like EDM of movies now. It's just the movies are a hundred percent computers There's no real

I'm all in a sleep during most of them for the last, you know, of the viewers. But even that, that movie, I mean, the Marvel movies are big and they spend a lot of money on them. I can't believe they're making the push, trailer push, like less than a month before. I just found that it was coming out of you. What, Ant-Man? The new Ant-Man movie.

I don't give a fuck. I'm saying I wasn't my point. I don't even know the aim of this. I don't give a fuck. I don't The New Ant-Man movie. I don't give a fuck. I'm saying I wasn't my- I don't even know the aim of this. I don't give a fuck in it. I don't know this was the third one. I don't give a fuck either. I'm just saying like usually you see a lot of promotion for a while, like it's coming out in like this summer

or something, it's just like, I'll be out in a week or two. Growing up, loving comic books and being like, maybe so fucking cool if they made this comic into a movie or whatever like Batman vs Superman Frank Miller first did that everyone was like that would be fucking unbelievable and then it got made and you're like oh It's like oh they make they make all these movies and they're most of the time like really a letdown because I don't know They just it worked too many times for them not to just go to the well non-stop

We've had like four different Batman's, you know what I mean? And they're gonna keep making it. They're gonna keep changing that shit. I thought that- I say start over again. I bet Rocky. I bet that happens to Rocky. I bet someone in like-

Still on would really have to give that. He doesn't have the rights. None? He doesn't own the rights. He own zero of the rights to Rocky. That's why he was mad at Ivan Drago. Oh, look at. Yeah, dude, they're doing a Draun movie and he got mad and was like,

can you believe this? And then it was like, also Dolph Lungrens involved. He's like, and Dolph Lungrens? No! And then it became a thing. Dude, it became a thing if you look it up. He's fucking furious. He gave away the rights to the producers. And now the guys who originally owned it, their kids on it they're like yeah we're doing drag on movies now happy birthday

poly yeah that's why he's not involved in the third creed he's like I thought I'd be great if we could tell the story a little more Michael like I'll be drawing like your face weirds me out Yeah, so that's just a loan slams rocky spin-off accuses Dolph Linger and have gone behind his back They they made peace like pretty quickly people say Tulsa King's good. Yeah, we had that was like when the member When a Jensen Eccles announced he was like we're gonna be doing this new show with the parents Oh, yeah super natural parents of the supernatural boys and I'm gonna be narrating it. And it's gonna be about John and Mary Winchester

meeting up. And then the first thing was the other guy. Yeah. I forget his name even now. Jared Petalek. Jared Petalek, yeah, he was just like, what was nice to hear about this from you and now I'm Twitter.

Yeah. And then he was kinda like, you went off to go wake Walker Texas range. Sorry You know, but I could like still like here stuff truck Norris is a very nice house Let me stand it for a little bit. Yeah, they're gonna do a draw a drogo movie They try to give him that with a Russian accent where he's like an accent where he's like, he does, he does. Jacob, when you come over, you should check out Christine Gummy for Christmas, the big old,

rocky, huge coffee table book and production notes. Oh, nice. Pretty neat. The production notes thing, it's like a replica, like a, his notebook, I guess, for the thing. And it's like, you see the scenes like written out and pen. Oh, that's cool.

And they kind of cool like move this year and move that there. You saved all that pretty cool. That's pretty sweet. Yeah. So back to the Drake show, someone fell off the balcony while you were there. Or were they pushed? That's what I wanted to bring up. And I'm glad you said something. Well, I sent there's another video angle that I sent to Christine through email.

But that kid was leaning over the balcony like an asshole. Oh really absolutely Ask him for it. The second who starts to go, you know, he's like Did he hurt somebody look like he landed on people everyone seemed okay? It's that top one this top one and it was right before rich flex Hey, he was gonna Envite 21 Savage out they were gonna do rich flex, which is off their recent yeah album and Dude fell like right before and then they had to stop. Yeah, did they do the song? They did they know they stopped. Yeah, but then did they they waited like 15 20 minutes and then they came back into the song

You got to get pissed refresh your drink So Drake saw did they came back into the song. Absolutely. You're gonna take a piss, refresh your drink. So drink salt, did they? Look at all the phones. Look at all the phones. That's awful. I'm surprised they didn't lock up phones for them. Whoa. I can't believe they're going to hate.

Oh. That guy's down there. Do you wonder if they would do yonder bags or something for an event like this? Like it seems. Look how lame this is. Everyone's holding a phone that's really cool about the tool concert that they'd like actually the coolest person was the guy who

fell sorry I was actually taking it in the show stop using phones everyone ring rejoicing and you know what yeah what fuck is there a reverse angle of him there should be an angle on this article from behind where he was sitting Yeah, that's what I want to see. I want to see him tumble for you. I'll tumble for you Hey, drank Oh, you're busy at the stop So funny. No, they're talking. Is that, you see that guy fall? He's like that.

It's always funny to be wearing like a marshmallow puffy coat. Oh, stage clothes. Talking shit being like, yeah, you thought that was it? We about to, oh my god. That was the funniest when Marilyn Manson got upset. Oh, fuck. When Marilyn Manson yelled at the audience for getting hit with a bottle. Yeah, and he's like,

Stolato's? No, he's wearing like a bodysuit. You can see his dinger all mushed up in it and like a, and feathers coming off his shorts. It was like, we even did glam, like the mechanical animal thing. The glam's on he has to go, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't throw things.

That's not cool. You know what Satan would think is awesome? Didn't throw things. That's not cool. You know what Satan would think is awesome. He didn't throw things. That's what God wants. Even Satan draws a lie. Rules. Satan had to have rules. Hey, hey, don't do that for real. Hey, Guy, I'll pop this contact out there and I'll be a big problem. He came out of evil character.

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Oh, is that the thing they were all doing pressed together for? Yeah, they start tingling in their fucking, in their hysterectomy. Bring up the trailer for that immediately after this. I wanna see these goobry old ladies have to be like, Lily Tomlin gassing up for Grant Kowski. Oh, geez.

It's their old, it's their old hogs. A wild hogs. Wild hogs, yeah. But geez, they're going over. Yeah, they all went to some on some talk show wearing like their actual favorite player jerseys. Jane Fonda, right? Yep. Jane Fonda right?

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That's what you say. Yeah. What do you mean? You know what's get out of it? You got it down good. Did you have a lift? You've climbed a fence drunk, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That one, and I'll just not area this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, you've kind of defense drunk, right? That one, and I'll just not hear you. Yeah, of course. Multitudinalism. I had to get there. But you know what I mean when you're drunk and you're like climbing a fence and all of a sudden you fall wrong? Because your body goes forward and you're like, yep. That's what it looks like with this drink guy.

Should we take a break and come back with that old bitty thing? Yeah, that's what it looks like with a straight guy should we Take a break and come back with that old bitty thing. Yeah, dude. I'll come back and watch that I think we should go see that movie as a family Relations the bitty's at 50 well, thank god another angle show you pushing him little You did all right. Hey, do you want to get lunch in the next two weeks? Alright, hey, do you want to get lunch in the next two weeks at At Margaritaville sure as a show sure like on a Wednesday Wednesday is like a Monday. I'll do a Monday. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Let's get lunch at Margaritaville

Yeah, we'll do a six top dude. We'll get wasted away again. Yeah, I mean a little crush on Margarita Oh my god, I'd love for you guys to be show drunk Because you come in from Margaritaville you think they have crushing margarita. Oh my god, I'd love for you guys to be show drunk. Cause you'd come in from margaritaville. You think they have virgin margaritas? Yeah. Do I think? I think they do. You know, it's $27.

Yeah, you know Jimmy dances in the dark arts. He wants us to be there and I'm called. Oh, just have a good time. I don't care if you drink it. Oh, hey, it's just me, the mayor of all fuck you up. If you fucking wrong me business wise. Um, we'll be right back everybody. It's the bonfire Thanks for listening don't forget that the bonfire is a radio show a full show

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