The Bossticks - #114: Scotty Cunha - Celebrity Hairstylist, Relationship Dynamics, & Dating

Episode Date: May 15, 2018

On this episode we sit down with Scotty Cunha and Taylor O'Connor aka The Bare Naked Cucumber. Scotty is a celebrity hairstylists who's clients include the Kardashian & Jenner Clan, Lucy Hale, Kristi...n Cavalari, Emma Roberts & Nicole Richie. On this episode we discuss haircare, dating, relationship dynamics, expertise, and how to get ahead in a competitive field.  To learn more about Scotty Cunha click HERE To connect with Lauryn Evarts click HERE To connect with Michael Bosstick click HERE Read More on The Skinny Confidential HERE This episode is brought to you by Casper.    Capser offers the most comfortable and affordable mattress's on the market in our opinion. With over 30,000 five star reviews and over a million satisfied customers you can trust that Casper does what they say and thats providing better sleep which leads to better everything. Casper mattresses are built with zoned support memory foam and breathable open cell foam to keep you cool while you sleep. Michael and I recently got rid of our overpriced mattress which was killing Michael's hips and got the casper mattress. We love it and can't say enough good things.   Go to www.casper.com/skinny and enter promo code SKINNY to receive $50 off select Casper mattress's with a 100 day money back guarantee trial and free shipping. Terms and Conditions apply.    This episode is brought to you by WOO FOR PLAY  Even Better Sex. Imagine That. WOO FOR PLAY is the all natural and organic coconut love oil that is changing the way we have sex. With only 4 all natural ingredients WOO is the perfect personal lubricant to spice up your sex life.  All Him & Her Listeners will receive 20% off your entire order plus free shipping when using promo code HIMANDHER at checkout. Go to www.wooforplay.com to try WOO FOR PLAY.   

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The following podcast is a dear media production. This episode has a lot to do with the bedroom. A lot. And we go to a lot of wild places. And speaking of the bedroom, before we dive into it, let's talk about our mattresses. Mattresses, because we have two, one in LA, one in San Diego. And they are Casper mattresses.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Many of the people we interview on this show use them as well. You know, if you heard the episode with Rich Roll, he actually used them. He puts it in his tent outside. And if you heard that episode, we learned that he actually has a tent outside. Currently getting Michael at Casper mattress for outside with a tent. Listen, might be kind of nice once in a while.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Yeah, so he has a Casper mattress he puts outside. We have Casper mattresses. And if they're good enough for Rich Roll, who's one of the highest performing athletes in the world, they are good enough for us. With over 20,000 reviews and an average of 4.8 stars across the board, Casper is quickly becoming one of the Internet's favorite mattresses. We both have back and neck issues and needed to find a mattress
Starting point is 00:00:57 that was built to contrary to the curves of our bodies. and Casper answered our call. This mattress is so comfortable. It's not too hard. It's not too soft. It's just right. I feel like we spend a third of our lives in bed, so not having a good mattress doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:01:11 I'm huge on sleep. Michael knows this. I know a lot of people have been talking about Casper mattress, but with over a million customers, there's a reason. I mean, if you think about it, a million people have bought and used this mattress. Each mattress is built with what they called zone support,
Starting point is 00:01:27 which sounds really great, but when you break it down, that just means that different areas of the mattress satisfy different areas on your body. So, for example, it's firmer under the hips, which Michael needs. No offense, babe. And softer under the shoulders to keep you aligned, which I need. Michael's hips have a huge problem, and I feel like they're getting better and better with this mattress. It's kind of insane.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Yeah, it has pressure relief memory foam, which adds to the comfort. And they use open cell foams, which allows for hot air to escape. It's actually, I would just listen to Joe Rogan recently. and he had a sleep expert on and it's good to sleep in cold for whatever reason. A lot of people think it's good to sleep in hot, but it's better to sleep in cold, Lawrence. We're going to have to pump that AC. Michael, don't be a midfield. Listen, Joe Rogan and the sleep expert said so.
Starting point is 00:02:10 We were both really surprised at how comfortable this mattress is. It shifts directly to your house in a small box. Literally the box was the size of a large suitcase. I really don't even know how they got it in that box, considering we have a king-sized bed. It's crazy. It comes in this box. It comes in like you said about the size of a suitcase. case. And when you unwrap it, it's very simple. I thought when you were going to unwrap it.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Remember those old cartoons where you opened a small box and like the giant thing flies out? Like a jack in the box? Like the boat or whatever and it like smashes you against a wall. That's what I fix it. But don't worry, guys, it's not like that. And you can be sure of your purchase with Casper's 100 night risk free sleep on it trial. If I'm sure you guys will want to keep it. But if you don't, they will actually come and pick it up for free. Every order offers free shipping and free returns. So there's no risk trying it. So to try Casper and get $50 towards the like, mattresses, go to casper.com slash skinny and use code skinny at checkout again, guys, that's casper.com slash skinny. And don't forget to also use the promo code Skinny for $50 towards
Starting point is 00:03:08 select mattresses. Terms and conditions do apply. I know my whole family's going to use this code. She's a lifestyle blogger extraordinaire. Fantastic. And he's a serial entrepreneur. A very smart cookie. And now Lauren Everts and Michael Bostic are bringing you alone for the ride. Get ready. some major realness. Welcome to the skinny confidential, him and her. Guys, if you have kids in the car, maybe wait and listen to this episode a little later. We're doing the responsible thing. And listen, if you're a kid and you're not supposed to be listening to this, turn it off.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Yeah, turn it off. We actually got in trouble because your dad had one of his friends play this with their kid, and it was one of those episodes that got a little aggressive. So listen, we've done our part now. We've done the disclaimer. kids if you're underage, turn it off or don't tell your parents you're listening. And parents, if you have kids in the car, you're with them, just know that we warned you ahead of time.
Starting point is 00:04:06 This episode is X-rated and I even learned things that I didn't know. With that, welcome back to the skinny confidential him and her show. If you are new to the show, hi. Today we have Scotty Chuna and Taylor O'Connor, aka the bare naked cucumber. For those of you who are veterans to the show, you know who Taylor is. Yes. And if you aren't familiar with Taylor, maybe check out episodes. 42 and 74. Again, 42 and 74, but be forewarned, they are a lot to take in. Don't say I didn't
Starting point is 00:04:35 warn you here. They involve strippers, peeing your pants. A lot. How he called me a beast at my wedding. A lot. Told me to suck down. A lot. So on this episode, we discussed how Scotty went from Starbucks, Brisa, to celebrity hairstylist to the Kardashians. We dive into relationship dynamics, hair care, and dating. I'm Lauren Everett. I'm the creator of the Skinny Confidential, which is a blog, a brand, a book, and obviously a podcast. The Skinny Confidential has become a resource for women all over the world, and it's turned into this incredible community with hundreds of thousands of women. A lot of you guys are connecting in the Skinny Confidential Secret Facebook group, which is just so cool to see. And I'm Michael Bostic. I'm an entrepreneur and business operator. I like to say operator
Starting point is 00:05:17 along with entrepreneur because I think it's important to operate businesses if you're going to throw the entrepreneur word around. Most recently, I am operating to your media. As soon, CEO, our new podcast production network, which puts an emphasis on female hosts and voices. Hot. Yeah. That's what's going on, Lauren. Nothing much. Tell us about your new office window space in L.A.
Starting point is 00:05:41 I'm officially an office guy. I'm officially in the office in L.A. My business partner, Raina, who has been on this show. I can't remember which episode off the top of my head, but if you just search Raina Pansanski, she has been on this show. She's amazing. She's a badass. Yeah, she's a badass.
Starting point is 00:05:58 And she's been trying to get me to plant my flag in the office for the last couple of months, and it's finally official. Plant your flag. Yeah, she wanted me in the office. I was like, you know, I was bouncing around. I was like that guy in office space for a while that was kind of like moving to different areas. But no, I have an office now. It's official.
Starting point is 00:06:14 So Dear Media shares a space with digital brand architects, which is our partner in Dear Media. And now that's where you can find me most days in the office. With a Jones salad or a Jones BLT. Listen, there's a lot of women working. in there. I'm picking up some good habits. I'm learning to eat salads at lunch, right? Ice teas. Unweetened. Uh, but listen, I still think I need like a meat fridge in there and like some candy. A meat fridge. Yeah, something like grill or something like, you know. No, you guys need a rose gold refrigerator stocked with waters that have the skinny confidential label on them. And then I'd like a
Starting point is 00:06:49 pop of color on the wall. Maybe some flowers, candles, a diffuser, a little ambiance, Michael. My first step is I need to get a little bit of black in my office, right? A little bit of black chairs. It's pretty bright in there, right? There's a lot of... I love bright, though. Don't ruin the brightness. Listen, I just need to like, you know, put my stamp on it.
Starting point is 00:07:06 And then I'll feel, I feel better. Keep it masked. I feel great already, but I feel better. So, happy belated Mother's Day to everyone. All the moms out there. And, you know, we, this episode here that we did, where do I start here? So the reason we love doing this podcast is because it's an opportunity to have conversations that have not been had before on a wide variety of subjects. I think that's,
Starting point is 00:07:30 you know, we started to connect with an audience on a deeper level, but we also started it because both of us like to have really interesting and engaging conversations. And I think we don't take anything too seriously. Like at the end of the day, it's all funny. And if we can use this platform to educate, to entertain, to inspire, that's what we want to do. So you're, you can expect a medley from our podcast. It's kind of like a plot twist. You never know what you're going to get. Yeah, I mean, listen, we talk about branding and marketing and entrepreneurship and skincare and diet and fitness and mindset and, you know, businesses. But we also talk about relationships and medicinal drugs and open relationships, gay, straight relationships. We talk about everything. And I think
Starting point is 00:08:13 if this podcast ever got to the point, at least for me, and I'm not, I can't speak for Lauren, but I think this is true. If it ever got to the point where it became predictable or it became, no, No, we can't do predictable. That would be a yawn. What a yawn. Or if it ever became the same thing or the same topics over and over again, I think that both of us would lose interest in this. With everything we have going on, it would just, it would get boring.
Starting point is 00:08:34 If our podcast had a zodiac sign, it would for sure be a Gemini. Like, I love the fact that maybe somebody came here today and was like, you know, I really need a wellness episode. I'm trying to get my wellness on and then, bam. No, we want to make you guys laugh too. Like, let's have some fun, loosen up. It's not serious. I like that it's, I like that it could be different each week and you don't, and there's, and you can't really pin down a genre, right? It's interesting too when I, when I talk to to advertisers and people that sponsor the show and they're like, what's the topics? And I was like, well, it's, it's a medley. It's a medley. It's like me in the morning. You never know what you're going to get. You know?
Starting point is 00:09:10 Yes. All right. Speaking of never knowing what you're going to get, have you guys tried Woo? Well, in that case, you know what you're going to get. You're going to get better sex, buddy. So there's been a lot of talk in the secret Facebook group about Wu for play. It's Michael and his business partner's product. And it's this all natural coconut sex oil. Yeah. And it is amazing. And here's why I think it's amazing. Use it last night with you.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Okay, Michael. Everyone does. TMI. TMI. Okay. Every single detail of everything. I like it because I used to get UTIs, which is probably more TMI every second. And I have not gotten one since I've.
Starting point is 00:09:51 used woofer play. And that's because of the coconut oil in it, it does something with the bacteria and I just don't get them anymore. I also like it because it smells and tastes like a cupcake, which is just really ideal when you're having sex. And it gives you just better sex overall. I can definitely speak from experience because I'm the tester. Yeah, we're both the testers at this point. And listen, like any good entrepreneur, I'm doing as much testing as I possibly can with learn. I'm in the lab and I'm I'm tested. Okay, Michael, we got it. So how Wu sort of came to fruition is Michael and I were using coconut oil. So we would go to Trader Joe's or Whole Foods and get like those glass coconut oil jars and we would have to dig our hands in the jar and use it. But it was,
Starting point is 00:10:41 it just made sex better. It's not it's not like we're saying everyone needs loop. We're just saying it enhances the sexual experience. So I told our friend, Weston, I was like, you have to try coconut oil. It's insane. This is probably like five years ago. And I told the skinny confidential community, of course, I did a blog post on it telling you guys how we used it. Anyway, Weston came to us and he's like, you know, it's kind of gross how I have to dig my entire hand in there. And I looked down at his nails and they were super dirty. And I was like, yeah, that is really, really gross. Sorry, Wes. Anyway, so Weston and Michael put their heads together and created this product. And I've been lucky enough to test it. And now they're super
Starting point is 00:11:18 excited to share it with you guys. It's something that is definitely on the skinny confidential master list. And I promise you, your boyfriends, your girlfriends, your husbands, your wives, let me just read you this. This came in the DMs. Here it is. Slid in your DMs. No, it's slid in the Wu DMs. This is true. It says, my husband and I were walking today at the Melrose markets and saw Michael and Lorne. I had to hold him back. He wanted to yell, used Wu this morning, exclamation. Can't thank you enough, exclamation. For the sake of not completely scaring you too, I stopped him. but thought you should know you have some very happy customers. Well, you know what, guys?
Starting point is 00:11:52 I'm happy too. And guys, we want you to try it too. So Woo4Play is giving all TSC him and her listeners 20% off and free shipping when using promo code him and her at checkout. So go to www.w4Play.com and use code him and her at checkout. Again, that's wooforplay.com and use code him and her at checkout. We all know the Kardashians and the genders don't just let anyone touch their hair. But celebrity hairstylist Scotty Chuna is one of the chosen ones.
Starting point is 00:12:21 He's sassy, fiery, hysterical, and just a real hoot. Oh, and he went from working at Starbucks, so you know he's a real hustler to doing celebrity hair. His first major job was going on tour with Miley Cyrus, and some of his clients include Lucy Hale, Kristen Cavalieri, Emma Roberts, Nicole Richie, and the Kardashian Jenner clan. He's known for styling gorgeous hair that's voluminous and effortlessly chic without looking too done. He's been a featured stylist in both the Los Angeles Times,
Starting point is 00:12:50 Allure Magazine, Russian Vogue, German Vogue, Spanish Vogue, Towning Country Magazine, Maxim Complex, and Condé Nast Traveler. Hide your kids, though, because Scotty gets very real and very candid on today's podcast. With that, welcome to the show, Scotty and Taylor. This is the skinny confidential, him and her. So wait, we have, we have, he's off suspension. He's been on suspension for a very long time for those that have listened to the show for a while.
Starting point is 00:13:19 The bare naked cucumber, Taylor O'Connor, is back on the show. He's off probation. We have the best guest with him. The reason I wanted to, the reason I want him on is because Scotty, who we have here now. Hi. Was just giving, what was the advice you were giving him? Because I had to.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Well, he just told me that he fully shaves, like, with a razor, his pubic area. And so I, instead of, like, getting my ass waxed or shaving my ass because you get ingrones and, like, sometimes you can't help it. I use nair for women in the sense. sensitive area. So the nair that women use on their like vagina and like vagina area, I use on my ass and it really works. Like coarse hard hair and it's so amazing. Okay, what's the exact brand? I know it's Nair, but is it pink? Is it like what's the bottle? It's in a little mini white bottle by Nair and it's it's called for sensitive areas with ala. Interesting. It's funny because he's a hair stylist and I'm trying to get rid of my hair down there. So you can't it's couldn't have better. I don't understand like for me since I I'm such a bottom, like my ass, I like my ass to be like smooth and gorgeous, but like for a straight male to like actually shave his pubes.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Really? It's so weird. Like, I don't even fully shave my frontal pub. Sorry. I feel like it's something. I've always thought that that was normal. No. I remember okay.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Like, it's really not. It's really not. I'm going to take this. When I was younger, I remember when I first started to get pubs. And this is going to get a little weird. When I was first younger, I remember when I first started to get pubs, I was confused. what was happening. I'm going, oh, because it came in strong because I grow beard. To be honest, I don't need your life story
Starting point is 00:14:52 about your pubic hair. What's your ethnicity? Irish, more or less, with like a dash of Mexican. Oh, okay. It's probably from that. This show really runs the gambit of topics, doesn't it? I still think it's something that most, there's a lot of men that probably do it and they probably don't like
Starting point is 00:15:07 to discuss it air it openly, but I think there's a lot of women that prefer it. There's a definitely there's definitely like a lot of muscle queens that are like on steroids and like are fully nude and like shave their full body plus pub like hair But like that's like such a gay we ho thing. I've never heard of a straight male who like dates girls. You fully are straight, right?
Starting point is 00:15:26 Absolutely 100%. I just, I don't know. But anyway. Well, there is one at least. For the ignorant at the table. For the ignorant at the table, what is a muscle queen? A muscle queen is like steroids oiled up at the gym 24 hours a day. Like onlyfans.com.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Do you guys know about that? No. Oh my God. It's a, it's like a cam shop, a cam place. Yeah. So like basically on people's. Instagrams now, they're basically making their own porn sites and you can sign up for only fans. It's like 799 to 99 and like the people who think they're really cool charge about
Starting point is 00:15:57 1599 and they basically like, you know, work out show their cock like do muscle like muscle workout like their muscle routine. If I could get paid to do that and I would do it. How did you know about this site? Because it's not just, no, it's not just for that. Women do it too. Sorry. Yeah, totally totally. You have to preface it. It's not like You're a subscriber. No, no, but I just, I'm a man and I've watched porn. Yeah, yeah. I'm familiar with the ads.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Okay. Enough about Taylor's pubs and porn. I want to hear about actually hair that matters, like Courtney Kardashian's haircut at Coachella. Yes. Can we talk about that because you're giving me it? Wait, first, can you give us, okay, let's give us the, we've drove in real quick here. Let's go back, Loba. Can you give, give you some background here?
Starting point is 00:16:39 Like, what's the boilerplate introduction at this point? Okay, so I'm Scotty Kuna. I live in West Hollywood, California. I'm 34 years old and I am a celebrity hairstylist. I've been doing it for about 15 years now, which is such a long time. And I work with the Kardashians, Lucy Hill, Kristen Kav, who we both love. Her body. Oh, her body.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Jake Cutler. I love him. So, yeah, I mean, I've just been working in the hair industry for a really long time. And, yeah, basically, mostly I do Courtney the most. But I've worked with every single girl. I've Carr Jenner and Chris Jenner. I've been working with them for about 10 years now. I started working with them on the TV show, keeping up with the Kardashians.
Starting point is 00:17:21 And that's how I kind of like... Wait, which TV show? I know. Never heard of it. Let me ask you this. How did you start getting this clientele? My first, first major celebrity after I was an assistant for four years was Miley Cyrus. And I went on tour with her for a year.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I was with her every single day for a year. And then when we came back and she did movies, I didn't really want to be in TV or film. So I got an agent. and then that's how I kind of met Kim and Courtney. And I did photo shoots with them. And then they asked me to do the TV show, which was like Monday through Friday. I don't do it that much now. And before all of this, how did you even get started in the hairstyling business?
Starting point is 00:17:59 I went to be, I dropped out of high school. I hated school. I was not academic at all. I was so bad. I went to summer school every single year of my life. And I just decided that I was totally over it. And I went to beauty school when I was 17, got my GED, finished when I was 18. and moved to California straight away.
Starting point is 00:18:15 And I just knew I wanted to be like in sunny, palm tree, California. I wanted to be famous and do famous people. And so I just kind of was over the East Coast since I grew up there. And then that was it. Has your career exploded too with social media? Because I feel like you have tons of followers and everyone's obsessed with you. There's never enough followers. I was going to say the first time I'm...
Starting point is 00:18:37 Oh, follow me at the Scotty C-C-C-O-T-C-Y-T-Y-C-U-N as a name. Oh, follow me at the Scotty-C-O-T-N as a name. T-H-E-S-C-O-T-T-Y, C-U-N as in Nancy, H-A. He has a very energetic personality, because the first time I met him, this is actually the first time I met him, but you were on Lauren's Snapchat, I believe her was it, Instagram stories for,
Starting point is 00:18:54 you were doing her hair, and this was over... You mean the first time you saw him. Yeah, first time I saw him, and it was the first time, I saw him then, and when I just met him in person for the first time, immediately, I thought you looked familiar, and it is, it's the energetic personality,
Starting point is 00:19:05 because immediately when I saw it, it's the smile. So you meet someone for the first time and you ask him, raise his burn tips? No, so I don't know how. how this came up. No, you brought it up and it just, he jumped in and said, wait a second, I've got a solution for that. Yeah, PFB, PFB vanish roller stick. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:19:19 I use it on my face. I'm going to. I use it on my face when I shave, and I'm obsessed with shaving my face. Yeah, your skin is looking so glowing. Thank you. I shave today. I love it. I can't even do it.
Starting point is 00:19:28 I shave for you. I actually shaved last night and I shave in the shower and I forgot to shave the neck beard. So I had this weird long thing right here. And I thought, okay, I have to remember before I go to L.A. to shave that, which I didn't. So when I was driving up here, I had to do a detour to go into a 7-Eleven to buy a razor to shave this because... Oh, did you do it in the car? Yeah, I did.
Starting point is 00:19:47 This is, you're a weird, you're a... Savage, your poor skin. Right. Like, listen, every time I think... I do like a full steam. I do like a full scrub. Then I shower. Then I naturally let my face dry.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Then I do my shaving cream. Which is not even a shaving cream. It's actually called mint suflay, which is, it works as like a face wash and a shaving cream. And I, like, lather it on. Really? I'm running, I'm running gun. There is nothing at this point that Taylor could say on this show that would surprise me. Not one thing.
Starting point is 00:20:16 In case anyone was wondering about Taylor's full shave history, there you go. You literally just like broke it down from when you like started puberty to now to now you're in 7-11 getting a razor shaming your neck. It's literally full circle. When was the last time you're on this show? I literally gave you like a 50 show suspension after the last time. That was probably six months ago, I think. It was the episode called Minute Man.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Yeah, that was six months ago. It's a good one. That's the first one. that the girl that I'm currently dating listen to. And it was not the good one. It was not a good one for her to listen to. Yeah. It was rough.
Starting point is 00:20:49 I'm so sorry. Okay. Okay, so I want to know, like, being a celebrity hairstylist, you're with Miley Cyrus, you're with the Kardashians. Like, do you love every second? Like, oh my God, I love every second. I think I'm a Kardashian. Like, I, like, go through security.
Starting point is 00:21:07 I have my sunglasses on. I'm like bitchy. I like if someone's not helping me, I don't understand. Like I'm just like I think like I think that I'm a celebrity. Like you know, it's like you just like are like. What are some of the perks that come along with doing some Kardashian hair? I mean, everything. There's a million.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Chris Jenner. Oh, she's the best. She is literally like the best person, boss, mom friend to have ever. And when she loves you, she loves you and she will take care of you. she will do anything. And the whole family is like that, which is really why I think I've worked with them for so long, because they are so amazing and they, like, love the people that we work with. And, you know, we've worked with each other for so long that they, you know, they automatically
Starting point is 00:21:53 have, you know, include you in their family events and they're in their family. They consider you a family, you know, they're with, they get glam every day if they're working, if the show is filming, you know, so they really only let a certain number of people in, you know. So I think that's kind of really great, just being so close with the client where you, you know, it's still work, but you know, you feel close and, you know, you like doing your job every single day. Have you met Ariel, the makeup, makeup? Oh, yeah. So do you want to hear a crazy story about him? Yeah, I love him.
Starting point is 00:22:26 So the first time we met him was, what, three or four years ago in New York? It was four years ago. I found him on Instagram. He had 2,000 followers. And I said, there's something about you. Can you come do my makeup here? He took the subway to meet me. I swear to God, I would be a talent scout if I wasn't a blogger.
Starting point is 00:22:43 He took the subway to meet me, and he did my makeup for four hours, which was very different because you're used to getting it done in like one hour. He took four hours. He was so meticulous. The makeup looked like my face was face tuned. I know. He not only did that. He was only commissioned to stay for an hour.
Starting point is 00:22:59 He stayed through the entire shoot. He perfected everything. And I told Michael afterwards, I said, that kid's going to be famous. But that's interesting about him? I'm taking credit. He told me, and this is before he had anything, he told me point blank, and I believed him. He's like, I'm going to move to California and I'm going to do the Kardashians make him. I said, okay, and now he is doing that, which is rare to see him.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Every day. You see he was 14 years old. Yeah, he's so talented. He's 19 now. So he was probably 15 or 16 when you met him. I remember first meeting him being like, oh my God, I can't believe you're 18. I felt bad because I was like, oh, you're still like are so excited about work. And I'm just like, blow drying hair.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Like, oh, here we go again. I'm not the fucking blow die. And I like, when I see these kids, I'm like, oh, they're so excited. They like love it. They're so happy. And they're like, so, you know, it's just, it's so it's good that there is younger people that like, like, you can see how excited they are about life because you're like, oh, okay. Like, I, like, my life is pretty amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:55 My job's pretty great. I need to, I need to dive into your, your history now. I'd like to go pretty deep on the show. I need to know how this. Love it deep. You set yourself up for that one. I could not. That's good.
Starting point is 00:24:06 That's a bit. That's good. I need to know how this came about, this huge personality, loud, out there. Like, how did you grow up? Where did you grow up? What's the story here? My both, I'm an only child, so that's number one. I always needed attention, and I was showboating up and downtown, dancing in restaurants
Starting point is 00:24:28 with my parents. Like, I loved attention always because I was an only child. But my parents took me out everywhere. I went out with my parents every single night. And they're right off the boat from Portugal. they're immigrants. They moved here when they were 18 and 19. To California?
Starting point is 00:24:41 No, to Rhode Island. To East Coast. They're still in Rhode Island. And they moved. My mom moved here first and then she went back because all of my family is still in Portugal. And she shipped my, she went back to Portugal, met my dad, shipped him into the States. They like have love letters and everything. It's so obnoxious.
Starting point is 00:24:59 And they moved to this. She shipped him to the states. They stayed together. Then they had me. And we were like this little family. the three of us and they took me out every single night. I went out with them every single night. I was a full adult.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Like I had all adult friends and I just think that's how I kind of like became so outgoing and so personalable because all I did was talk to people all the time. And everyone's like, you're so cute. You're like, I know, I know. And I'm like, like, I know. And I'd like, like, dance around and like, you know what I mean? Because I was like this like five year old dancing at a restaurant on a bench. Like, you know, like when there was like music.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Because my parents would always go out with Portuguese people like Portuguese restaurants. There's always music and live music and all this stuff. I was a backup dancer for this random Portuguese singer, which I loved. I was the only boy, so that gave me even more attention. And my dad made me play soccer, which I hated, but he also let me take dance class because he's so amazing. And so I would play soccer and I was miserable, but then he let me go to dance class on Saturdays. Then I wanted to be a model. So my poor parents paid for me to fucking be a model.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Like that's how spoiled I am. Like my parents literally had to pay this school, modeling school. Carbazon? Casablanca. Oh, similar. Yeah. Do you still have any of these photos? Do they exist?
Starting point is 00:26:06 I can't. I literally, when it was old headshot day, I was so fucking pissed because I called my mom and she was like working and I'm like, I need this headshot. And she was like, I can't get it. I'm like, what do you mean you can get it? I was like screaming at her. The things that are lost the time. Like I was so upset. But don't think when I go home, I'm going home.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I'm working for the Metball and then I'm going to go home for two days and then go to the Hamptons and then I'll come back to L.A. But I'm going to find that photo. Anyway, modeling school, backup dancer. And then when I got to high school, of course, I wanted to be a cheque. leader so I was on the cheerleader spot and yeah at this time are you openly gay I need to know this I I want to hear what's going on here oh my god I am so gay so single look me up on hit me up in the DM all I get is like girls like can you show this to Kendall or Kylie like I don't get any dick picks I don't get anyone hitting on me like Taylor send you one tonight I'm gonna say it's is this is it working
Starting point is 00:27:04 you can go yes it's it's it's it's this is it working you can go yes it's it's Just like, coach him through. So, yeah, he needs some help, you know. I just don't, it doesn't go down on the DM for me ever. So disappointing. I feel like there'd be a line out the door. No. Maybe they're intimidated.
Starting point is 00:27:16 No, no. All like 17 to like 24 year old girls. Okay, guys, he's single. I don't mind. But it's cute. No, he's single. I feel like you need a line. I'm so single.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I don't know if I have a guy in L.A. for me. I think I'm more of like a New York financier person. Do you know what I mean? Financy air. I like it. Yeah. Like, I'm arts and leisure. I need business.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Yeah, sophisticated. I can see that. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely. The yin to your gang, more or less. A dichotomy of two opposites. Yes, 100%. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Makes sense. So I want to hear about, I know this is switching. Michael's going to get mad, but I want to hear about Erica Jane. Oh, I'm obsessed with her. She's everything. I know. Isn't she amazing? It's expensive to be me.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Hello. I say that every day. So how do you start with Erica Jane? Because you've been doing her hair for a long time too. Yeah, so it's so funny because I, how did I start Erica Jane? Oh, my friend Jack, who does Kristen's publicity. My friend Jack, who I've known forever, is Kristen. Yeah, he's amazing.
Starting point is 00:28:18 He's a doll. I've known him since. I think he's going to come on the show, yeah. Yeah, his book is amazing. So I met, he was like, please, will you do Erica Jane before Housewives? And I was like, of course, I love her. He's like, you know, she's so fun. She's so cool.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Like, you will love her. I'm like, yeah, no worries. Whatever you say, I love Jack. You know, it was, I knew who she was, but it wasn't like, I mean, she was always who she was, but it was before housewives, you know, and I was like, yeah. And we walked up on the plane and I'm like, I love this fucking job. I love Erica Jane. Pretty mess. Hello.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Pretty mess crew. Hashtag. Like, I am in. And I went on tour with her and all her hot dancers. I mean, she does not give a fuck. It's like, host, best hotel, plane, cars. Like, like, I mean, life. She is life.
Starting point is 00:29:08 And she is also so amazing and so fun. And she lets me do whatever I want. She's like, oh, what do you want to do? Beachwave? Sure. Like, she's so amazing and so like, you do you, boo, you know, which is great for like to have a client to let you do what you want to do or say, hey, can we try this? Can we do this?
Starting point is 00:29:22 And she's so down. I'm so obsessed with her. Okay. So if someone's at home and they want to do something out of the box, like something crazy with their hair, what's a product that you could recommend that you're using on Erica Jane or Kim Kardashian. What's something that like a, like maybe like a secret that's not too expensive that that kind of anyone can pick up?
Starting point is 00:29:43 I would, what's a good secret? I don't know. Like, do you mean like styling like ponytail? Anything that you, like, what's your like secret juice that you use on these girls? I like to purchase this. I like to approach this way. Listen, I never thought I'd be asking hair questions. But here we are and we're going to dive into it.
Starting point is 00:29:59 What does the biggest mistakes people make with their hair? Overwashing. I hate when people wash their hair. They're like, what do you mean? I'm like, don't wash your hair. It doesn't need to be washed that much. Like, your hair is better when it's greasy. Your hair looks better at the second day.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I almost never washed my hair. Thank God. Good job. Plus 10 points. That's a lucky one though. Yeah. That was just by default. I mean, you're greasy as fuck.
Starting point is 00:30:20 No, I know. I just say just by default that I got that point. Yeah, I do not wash your hair. I honestly, like, if you can figure out a way, because I know some people are like, I feel greasy. I feel greasy. If you can extend your shampoo and, like, you can train your hair to not. not get so greasy. If you let, if you, you know, like, it's like if you're washing your hair
Starting point is 00:30:38 every single day, your hair, it's like your skin. When you don't moisturize and you're dry, your skin produces more oil. When you're drying out your hair with shampoos and sulfates, whatever, I don't care what anyone says. Like, oh, I use blah, blah, blah from Whole Foods. Like, that shampoo fucking sucks. Do you know what I mean? Like, you're still stripping your hair of its natural oils. And then, like, that makes your hair look good when you style it. So what shampoo should we use? What's your fave? My fave, fave, fave is because it's so decadent and you don't have to use it all the time. conditioner as well is the Aurbae signature shampoo and conditioner.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Love Orbe. It's the best signature, though. Just like the original black bottles. It's the best. And the shampoo is really cleansing. And then the conditioner is really conditioning. So like if you just want to like, if you feel like your hair is oily, just use the shampoo. Really get it like dry and then use styling products.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Do you have Orbe in your hair right now? Because it looks amazing. Yeah. Yeah, Michael, you need Arbeye. Do you see this hairline? It's amazing. It's next level. Have you ever seen anything like it?
Starting point is 00:31:31 No. It's going to be fucking devastated if you're like, yeah. No, it's perfect. What do you mean? It's in your eyebrows. It's hanging over your eyes. Scotty, we'll have to get together sometime and I'll have to get the,
Starting point is 00:31:40 we'll have to figure it out. No, I'm loving your hair right now. Are you trying to grow it out? No, that's the problem. I got to get it. Yeah, he needs some help. No, he doesn't like the cut I can tell. No, I just didn't know if you were,
Starting point is 00:31:49 you're in transition right now for sure. Yeah, he needs to go to get a haircut. The guy that cuts his hair is amazing, but you need to go get a haircut. He went to Japan for a while and then I've been here, so I got to reconnected. He's in San Diego. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Okay, what I love about you is your brand is so niched. Like, I asked if you would color my hair and you don't even do that. You just do cuts. Cotton style. But why do you do that? I mean, I love that. I think it's genius that you just focus on your strength. Why did you decide to do that?
Starting point is 00:32:16 I think it's important to concentrate on one thing. I know that, like, right now, there's a lot of people who do hair and makeup and can do one. And honestly, like, some, and I will tell this to their face. I will tell this to their face. you're better at one or the other. It's just like that's how it is. And if you concentrate on one skill, you're going to be amazing at it.
Starting point is 00:32:37 If you want to do both, great. Honestly, in my 15 years of working, I haven't seen someone that does like, actually no, fuck. I just contradicted myself.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Who? My friend Rob Sheppie can do the best makeup and the best ponytail of all time. Those are just outliers. Why does that sound so familiar? Rob Sheppie. He literally did the girls like,
Starting point is 00:32:55 back in the day in Miami. He used to live in my name. Miami and they would go to like, you know, like swim week or whatever. And he was like the Miami hair and makeup guy and he would do their hair and makeup. And he actually is the one person that I can do both. Okay. So if you were to recommend a colorist, who's your colorist? If we're in L.A., who would you recommend?
Starting point is 00:33:14 My best friend, Vanessa, at Andy LaComp Salon, but I told you she's a mom. And so, like, it's hard to get an appointment with her. But also the best blonde who does Kristen is Justin John Anderson. He does D.P. Hugh, like, he really is the best blonde ever. And then if you like Baliage, George Papua Nicholas, who's like amazing. He does all the girls in Dubai. He gets that hair from black to blonde and it's still on your head. I want to ask you this.
Starting point is 00:33:33 I want to ask you this. Which is really hard to do. So you talk to women all day long. They're in the chair. It's a vulnerable space. They're telling you all their darkest secrets. Oh, I have them off. A guy like Taylor looking to date, trying to get him to put in.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Like what can he do? What would you say to position himself for him to lock down a woman, give them what they want? Pay for dinner. But no, but really like what this guy, you know, struggling a little bit. You are? I thought you were dating someone. No, I am, but still,
Starting point is 00:34:02 we're just talking general, I would say. What's a general advice? Pain for dinner. What's the biggest easy? The first tip is let's not shave your face with a razor from 7-Eleven on the way to L.A. I'm surprised. And that moisturized.
Starting point is 00:34:13 What's the biggest complaint you hear women making about men? They're cheap. Really? Really? Yeah. I think I paid for every dinner. When it's down to the real rich guys, they get so nitty-gritty.
Starting point is 00:34:26 I mean, I'm talking about pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-nups. Okay, like shit gets real. Pre pre pre-pre-prenumps. So they're not married yet. They're dating. Who signs that, though? I don't care about a melon and brachito play yet. Like, you got to do more.
Starting point is 00:34:40 But like, I feel like some people like are so like, you know, they want like the ring and the baby and the house that they're like, okay. Like if I just like I show that I'm not, you know, this like gold digger. Like, I mean, I get it. I understand. It's really hard for women. It really is hard for women. And I think when it comes to. to women who are actually the ones that are making the money,
Starting point is 00:35:03 it's even fucking harder for them. Because they're the ones that are making their guys dicks off because they're so powerful. And that gets really hard. That's my one and only boyfriend. Honestly, the biggest thing was that I made more money than him. And he was like, you have to save money. You have to save money.
Starting point is 00:35:17 And I'm like, no, I don't. I work every fucking day. Like, don't worry, I'll pay for you. And it literally killed his boner. You know, like, I pushed him into a corner of like, I got this, I got this. I got this. But really, I'm like, the girl.
Starting point is 00:35:28 So it's hard, you know. That, Michael, what do you have to say about that? Because I'm pretty... I think it comes down to a confidence thing, right? Like, you got to... Yeah. And he had such a great penis. Like, it wasn't like he could be...
Starting point is 00:35:39 And he was so hot and tall and handsome and blue eyes. Perfect hair, perfect body. And I'm like, what are you insecure about? Money? Really? That's it? Was it killed by the bush? No. He didn't even... He had like the most perfect moderate body hair ever.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Like, he didn't even have to trim his hair. He was like hairless in the right spots and hairy. in the right spots. Like he was perfect. Is there a term for someone that doesn't have any body hair? Smooth? I mean, just in general. I don't, I think-
Starting point is 00:36:06 Your term would be bumpy. Someone whose hair is considered bear, right? Or is it like- Oh, are you getting into gay terms with me right now? No, no, because I'm familiar. No, I'm familiar. Yeah, technically, yeah, because I know there's a term. Yeah, the twink.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Otter is like moderately air, skinny. But I knew. You would be an otter in the gay world. Okay. I guess, I mean, otters are friendly animals. What would Taylor be in the gay world? Otter. What is an otter?
Starting point is 00:36:27 A cute nerd. A cute nerd. Okay. I like that. That's a good description myself. Is that bad? No. Not would Michael be? I want to say daddy, but he's like young. Like you'd be like a young dad. Oh, my. Is that bad? I love dads. So me and the gate, I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Me and my friend. No, no, no. Me and my friends. Like if we see someone really hot, we go dad. Like dad. And then we're like, hey dad. And then sometimes like at Coachella, I was like, oh, that dad is so hot. And it was a real dad. Like with his daughter. And I was like, oh, fuck. So dad's a good thing. I'll take it. Oh, no, dad is like dad. Like, it's all about the dad. One of the things that I love about you so much is you're so outgoing. When you see someone, you're open, you look them in the eye.
Starting point is 00:37:06 You have these great, like, I don't even want to call it networking skills because I don't love networking. But how for someone that maybe doesn't have as much confidence as you? Well, like, what are some tips that they could apply? Have a glass of rosé before you go out. Okay. Yeah. Like, have a drink. Don't be shy.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Like, if you need to loosen up and you can't, like, if you don't feel like social, like, have a, like, have, like, like, what? whatever it is, tequila maybe. But I mean, I always say like have a glass of wine before. Like, I mean, I have a glass of wine before events and things like that. And I was, it was so funny because I know, I don't mean to bring it to this because I feel bad. But the YouTubers, I was doing, like, I was sitting on like a cute little, like, table with this girl. And we were commenting on a show that I was on. And she was like, she couldn't say follow at the social station.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Like, how can you not say that? You know, and she was so stressed. I'm like, babe, have a glass of wine. She's like, oh, really? I'm like, yeah. Like, I gave her my rosé. She was like, oh, wow. And then she like, I still took a lot for her to say the line.
Starting point is 00:38:04 But like, I was like, babe, get it together. Like, calm down. So, Taylor, next time you're on a date with someone, have a glass of rosé. Well, this is my first glass of, no, I actually, I'm not usually too much of a nervous person. Okay. Drinking, I mean, rosé, this is my first. I was more nervous to think it was bad because you were so excited about it. But it was delicious.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Well, Taylor, I told you had 12 shots of tequila at our wedding and ended up going to a strip club pissing himself and getting a lap dance. Yeah, see, tequila, I would say one tequila. Yeah, I was just going to say when you said, have some tequila, I go, well, one leads to two, two leads to three. Let's try a margarita, not like shots. Okay, so I have like kind of like three quick questions. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Say someone's at home and they want Courtney's blunt hairstyle. What do they ask their hairstylists for? Just blunt? It depends on their hair texture because then if it's too thick, it could be too blunt and not look good and flip out in certain, like, certain areas that you don't love and you could feel like your hair is not, like, like sexy or you might not like it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:57 So it depends on your hair structure. If you're a person that gets like keratin treatments and your, your hair is on the straighter side, then yes, you can be like, I want this blunt cut. Blunt cut. Blunt cut. Not cunt. Then fine. If your hair is on the finer side and you're blonde, yes, blunt all the way.
Starting point is 00:39:20 But if your hair is thicker on the curlier side, you might have to have a few layers. I would say like I call them invisible layers, which is kind of hard to describe. But there is some people that I achieve the look of a blunt cut. Like if I'm going towards like, you know, shorter to longer, then, you know, I layer the back, but it still looks like it's one length, you know. Okay. And what about Kristen Cavaleri, which is a very different look? She's like the collarbone sexy beach wave, which is great.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Anyone can do that. If your hair is like colored blonde and you kind of have a little bit of root, I would just say like one of my best references and you can google it is rosy hunting and willie um lob and it like it comes up like the first photo it's just like perfect great cut anyone can do it who do you think has the best cut in hollywood but you didn't do at you know who i like margaret robbie uh obsessed with margaret robbie's hair she literally was my 10 for award season i talked about it on talking shit my youtube show with my friend raxana literally she killed this award season I mean, she killed it.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Every single dress, every single hairstyle. I know her hairstyle is Bryce, like, so cool in cheek and from New York and, like, skinny and blonde, too. But so she killed it. Like, I mean, her hair was amazing. And that cut is amazing on her. She's also a fucking supermodel. Like, so, you know, that's hard. I want to go back a little bit.
Starting point is 00:40:42 You touched on something. You said you've only had one boyfriend. Is that true? Yeah. What's so hard about dating here in Hollywood? I feel like it's easy. The other day, I had some guys help me carry some groceries up to my condo. I was like, they like, they came out to me like, hey, you knew in the building.
Starting point is 00:40:54 I'm like, yeah, man. And then they help me carry the groceries. What's the problem here? I don't know. I really don't know. I don't know if I'm close. I feel like I'm not closed off. I feel like I am like, hi, how are you?
Starting point is 00:41:03 I think you're the opposite of closed off. I am saying hello to everyone on the street. I have a smile on my face. I'm like, I walk everywhere. I'm like the only person that doesn't have a car here. I Uber left. We ran into you on the street the other day. I walk everywhere.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Like I love L.A. It's warm out. You can always walk everywhere. I walk everywhere. So what's the problem? You're putting your signs out, basically. Oh, my signs are out. smiling, eye contact.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Let's do a little therapy session here. What's the problem? I don't know. What are you looking for? I think people are intimidated. No, no, what are you looking for? Intimidated is a good point. You're very outgoing and charismatic.
Starting point is 00:41:38 I think some people go, ooh. Well, I will say this. With my one boyfriend, I always said, I always said I wanted the hand in the photograph because I was the star. So like in the picture of a paparazzi photo, like they're just the hand and the pictures of me. But dating someone, dating.
Starting point is 00:41:53 dating that's me dating someone that was the hand in the photograph he sat in the corner and then I was concerned like babe are you okay no one's talking to me well why don't you talk to them well because you're talking to everyone why can't they why can't they share so now I think I need a star why can't they share the light a little bit I need a picture of me on daily mail with my boyfriend like on the red card you know what I mean like I think I need like the same level as me but I didn't know that before but now I know you're Kim and you need a conjean what I want to know I'm going to dive into this what goes wrong like what in your relationship what goes wrong well um The one relationship that I was in was my fault because I had this thing called hashtag Project Get Wifed. So I shaved my head. I didn't speak. I only wore T-shirts and jeans and vans. And I was like, hey, what's up? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I was like, I was being butch to, like, get a man, you know?
Starting point is 00:42:40 Because the gays are obsessed with like, man. So am I. I'm obsessed with, like, Chris Hemsworth, who isn't? You know what I mean? Like big, huge guys. And so I was always, like, you know, gays like more masculine men. So I was pretending to be masculine. And so that's when I met my 42-year-old in the closet,
Starting point is 00:42:55 trust fund baby, who was so buff and manly. And, you know, I started, once we started to get to know each other, like, the gay started to come out. And then I was wearing my leopard backpack. Then I was wearing my hat. Then I was wearing my skinny jeans. Then I was like, let's go to Chikonis. Like, I was like, me.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Like, you know, I started being like, extra, extra, extra, extra. Then I brought him to my best friend's wedding at the Solage where, like, it was so fabulous. Like, you know what I mean? It was just like this whole unravel of, like, the gig. that is me and then I was like fuck I fucked it up so he thinks that he's getting so I should really go into a relationship being myself and I also think it was that bait and switch I think that's another issue where now I'm so like myself I'm like hey how are you what's up like was he the muscle queen type he
Starting point is 00:43:36 muscle queen underneath a suit he yes he wanted to be the muscle queen so bad but anyway I just talked him on Instagram because um this guy found out that he was one of my exes and I like found out like he still has the same issues and so he's not as hot he's like skinny and kind of like a loner and he still but you want to be in a committed relationship or you just yes oh my god I want to have a wedding I know children but I want to like for sure like being a kid of me I'm so like with the dating scene my parents like I like love my parents and like I love the relationship they have and so I mean it fucks me up and I've had therapy about it because they are so perfect and I realize like it not every relationship can be like that they've been together 42 years like but also
Starting point is 00:44:18 So like I love that too. Do you know what I mean? Like, I love the like love and like happiness and partnership. Like I love that. I think you'll attract that. We went to a, when we were in Miami with Steve, Lauren's really good friend. I mean, this is so, this is. No, this is relevant.
Starting point is 00:44:31 This is completely right. This is you're relevant. And so we went to a gay club in Miami. I think we went to two. Twist. There's only two, baby. It was. He took him to the dungeon.
Starting point is 00:44:41 There's one that's a dungeon. Yeah, it was dark. I never even meant to the dungeon. No, I think it was that place. Yeah. Twist has four. On like a skill from 1 to 10, it was like a 20 for like being thrown in. Were the strippers in?
Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah. There were strippers. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's like, I loved it. I was like, I love the stripper room. So do I.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Okay. So everybody was. I lived in Miami for three months with Kardashian. We filmed Corr and Kim take Miami. I bet that was a trip. I bet that was epic. I bet that was epic. We were like suitable for TV.
Starting point is 00:45:08 It's the first time in my life that I really identified with like what it's like to be a petite woman and get groped. Because I went in there. And I, yeah. Yeah, he was going to Google. gay type. He was getting oogled by everybody. Dad. But I wasn't. Hey, Dad. I'm going to call you that when we have sexed night. Thanks, Dad. Taylor was so,
Starting point is 00:45:26 he was so pissed that he wasn't getting groped. Yeah, you're more like a bar person. You're not a club. Everybody was Googling him. Yeah. Someone was coming to go, here's someone finally. Someone's going to come up and hit on me. And they would go like right by me.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Like, excuse me, I'm just going by. There was actually like a jukebox. I think it might have been a cigarette machine. And I even did that. I walked up to it and kind of like leaned up against and kind of put my ass out like, okay, someone's gonna see this and think, okay, this guy's ready.
Starting point is 00:45:50 And nothing, nobody. Not a single person. More of like a top vibe. So like if you were sticking out your butt, they'd be like, who's this weird bottom? See, that's probably what it was. To me, you're supposed to be like, more like, you know, I was like maybe like dancing going like,
Starting point is 00:46:02 okay, like dance by myself. You were like, I don't know, maybe you are a bottom. I don't know. You went to the jukebox and you were sticking out your ass. Well, I was trying to, I don't know, accentuate what would have been considered like, you know. So you're a bottom. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:15 I was just trying to, I was trying to, I was trying to be attracted to man. I'm not really familiar to do that. His whole evening was literally fucked up. He's like, nobody approached me. Because everyone was, he had a line. There was basically a cue to talk to him. And for me, there was nobody.
Starting point is 00:46:31 I felt like at the, you know, Star Trek convention, there's the stars. And they've got the line. And then you've got the B cast and they're just standing there. It's like, do you want my signature? Nope. It's nice to feel appreciated, you know? Honey. It's nice to feel wanted.
Starting point is 00:46:44 West Hollywood. Hello. It's Ellie love it. Okay. Wait, but I want to go, I still want to get into this. Like, I want to know why you're, like, why you're struggling to find somebody here. Like, I feel like you have. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:52 I, maybe I kind of, like, have cut off L.A. And I always focus, like, when I'm traveling, like, in Europe. Like, I'm in Europe all summer. I'm in New York half the time. And I just feel like I kind of, like, maybe it is my fault where I'm just, like, done with L.A. And I focus more on, like, my New York boys and, like, my European guys. Tell me about the Metball. Yeah, I want to know every detail.
Starting point is 00:47:12 So I'm actually doing, like, my crate. I'm not even doing, like, a famous. person. I'm doing like my random really rich client who's flying me out and she's obsessed with me. And so her and her husband are going and that's what I'm doing. That's amazing. I know. So you're not. Sometimes it's all about the non famous rich people because they like hook it up. Yeah, I can imagine that. Sometimes I feel like you got to go for like the quieter ones. Yeah. No, they're like super fab and they were like, hey, are you super busy for the metball? And I was like, actually I'm not. Like I wasn't planning on going. And then the Hamptons.
Starting point is 00:47:42 And then I'm doing the Hamptons. Yes, I'm going to visit my parents in Rhode Island. Okay. So I'll be in New York for the Met. I'll go out, rage that night because it's such a fun night. Even if you're not going to the Met, like being out in New York that night is so fucking fabulous. Everyone's out. You run into everyone. We're getting ready at the mark, which is like where everyone gets ready.
Starting point is 00:47:59 So like after I'm done, working, I'll literally sit in the lobby and watch every single person like walk through, which is going to be so major. The theme this year is heavenly bodies, which is going to be so fucking sick. It's like going to be like all cathedral and like sexy popes and like hair and crown. It's going to be really major. The Pope is sexy. Yes. The Pope can be sexy. Have you seen the young Pope with Jude Law?
Starting point is 00:48:19 No, but some people say I look like Jude Law. Right. Some people... I've heard that. I'm taking it out. Scotty's choking because he doesn't... You're so cute, but not Jew La. People always go, hey, you know you look like that actor?
Starting point is 00:48:34 I'm like, who? They're like, Jude Law. I'm like, I don't know. I don't see it, but I'm just saying I've heard that. If there was someone that said that I look on this... I feel like you look like Shredder from Teenage Newton into Turner. That's awesome. Are you kidding me Shredder?
Starting point is 00:48:44 Scott, he's going to weigh in. I think you look like, I would say like a character on the family guy. I was going to say like Java the hut. But like the cute one, like a skinny one. I don't think there are cute one. Are you talking about quagmire? No, no, no, no. Not is not like as skinny and like, I don't think there's any cute characters on that show.
Starting point is 00:49:05 No, but like if you were to like, if you're at Bitmoji, it would be on the family guy. Like it's not Jude Law. So I'm a live bit moji from Family Guy. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Michael, if someone told you you looked like a character on the family guy, what would you say? You look like, what's his face? Christian Bail.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Christian Bail for sure and a little bit of Justin Thoreau. A little, oh, I love a Justin Thoreau moment. If he cut his hair off, Justin's throw out for sure. Little Scott Dissekey sometimes. He's so cute. Okay, tell us about your YouTube channel. Okay. Like, tell me everything.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Okay, so all I want in life is to have a TV show, obviously. And I've been trying so hard and, you know, people have and like, you're amazing, you're funny, you're smart, you're so great, blah, blah, blah. But I'm like, okay, yeah, so fucking pay me to be on TV. So that hasn't happened yet. And so me and my friend, Roxy, we're like, you know what? Let's just fucking do it ourselves. Like, we're just going to, like, start our YouTube show talking shit.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Me and Roxy, all we do is talk shit about everyone. We scroll through Instagram and then we, like, comment and send each other pictures. And we like, we should do this on YouTube. So we did, like, all the red carpet season, which was, like, a hit. And it's really fucking hard, though. It's so hard because we have real jobs and, like, doing YouTube and keeping up. Like having content, it's so much work. And it's so hard to like, you know, like she's like, she just bought a house.
Starting point is 00:50:21 So she's redoing her house and she's redoing another house. Like she's actually like a person that works. And I'm. Roxy from Rich Kids. Yes, Roxie from Rich Kids. She's the only one that had a job from that show, by the way. And, you know, she works. And it's like, it's really hard to know to keep up with the content.
Starting point is 00:50:36 But we're trying and people are really loving it. So that gives us more motivation to like kind of keep doing it. How do you manage having a full time job you're working for all these celebrities, you're traveling everywhere. How are you managing to grow your Instagram following your social media? You know, we've talked about this before. I'm so obsessed with Instagram and followers and all that stuff. And I just kind of like, it's even even hard to like get my friend's portrait mode and take a photo of me. Like I need to be like, oh, my outfit's really cute today. Can you like come over and take a photo of me? Really hard. Also, like if I'm not,
Starting point is 00:51:06 you know, if I'm doing low on content, I just always like throw up a picture of Kardashian or Jenner and everyone's obsessed. So I'm very lucky with that. You are lucky with that. I would love to do like a filler, the filler photo, like, Kylie at the Metball. You know what I mean? It's like great filler photo. I only post photos of hair that I've done on them, but like, it's still a great, like, throwback or like if I'm really struggling or like I feel like my numbers are low that week.
Starting point is 00:51:28 I'm like, put in a card ass Jenner, you're good to go. I love it. Okay. Where can everyone find you? Pimp yourself out. You're amazing. Make sure everyone follows his Instagram. Can we get him a fucking date, like a good, we got to get a strong?
Starting point is 00:51:41 What are we looking for here? Let's put it out there in the ether. I don't know. Someone, who do I want to date? Not that like, obviously like. Chris Thamesworthy. That sounded bad. Let's find, like, what do you want here?
Starting point is 00:51:53 We got to find. Let's, let's like. They have to have a job. Okay. Okay. You don't ask for much. Nope. Job.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Nice. Trustworthy. All right. Well, that's everybody. And, well, like, not really. No, not a lot of people are trustworthy. Yeah, you're right. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:52:08 I know. Oh, wait a second. You aren't trustworthy when you just said that. Well, I like to think the better. Um, well, my. I'll start with my ultimate dream man and then we can go down from there. Because before my age range was like 40, now I'm up to 60. So like it's always changing.
Starting point is 00:52:23 60's fun. Honey. I actually, you know what? I don't have a type. Anybody who's interested in dating a 34 year old gay, they have to be a top. That's my number one. That's it. No, that's it.
Starting point is 00:52:34 One thing. Done. That's all you guys. That's all you got to be. I feel like you should do a podcast just on the gay environment because I don't. Let's say, can you do, is it possible to have a bottom personality but be a top? Yeah, it's called a blouse. A blouse.
Starting point is 00:52:51 A feminine top. I mean, I'm learning things. I otter, blouse, and dad. Yeah. Oh my God. I'm following you on Instagram. Expect a DM of, hey, what is. There's a lot of curiosity going on.
Starting point is 00:53:02 No, no, I'm just in general. I like to learn. Yeah. Learning is key. Knowledge is power. Exactly. You guys, follow Scotty on Instagram because he's cool as shit and he needs more followers. even though he doesn't need them. He wants them.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Yeah, I want them. What's your Instagram handle? Pimp yourself out. At the Scotty C-C-E-C-O-T-Y-C-U-N as in Nancy A-J. And if you can, please subscribe to my YouTube. Hashtag Talking Shit at Roxy Sawwati's YouTube. And we're going to link everything in the show next. Oh, my God, fabulous. Thank you. And where do you cut hair just in case someone wants to book with you?
Starting point is 00:53:37 I work out. Oh, be careful. I know, right? I'm like, I'm so busy today. Maybe someone else can cut their hair. No, I have a million. Everyone there is really good. But I will say I work at Andy LaComp Salon in West Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:53:48 It's amazing. It's on Almont Drive. It's so cute and so chic and everyone is amazing there. So if I'm not available, I'll totally hook people up. I love it. And guess what? We're going to go get my hair cut. I know I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:53:59 We're doing a Courtney Kardashian blunt cut with my clip and extensions just like she had at Coachella. I text him a picture of it, not knowing you did that cut. I can't believe you to know I did that. I posted it. I didn't see it. When are you two going to do something again? screenshoted it from Daily Mail. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:54:14 No, we need to do like a hosted television show. Yeah. We don't expect much. We'd love like E, like maybe Bravo. Let's put it out there into the ether. TLC even, VH1. I mean, honey. Yeah, together.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Like yin-yang. We are not prejudiced. We will do any network. We're like Taylor with the jukebox. We'll stick our ass out. Thanks for coming on. Thank you for having me. This is so fun.
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