The Bossticks - Caroline Stanbury Pt. 2 - Pregnancy Sex, Porn, & Babies - Yes You Read That Right

Episode Date: January 24, 2020

#243: On this episode we sit down for a second time with our friend Caroline Stanbury. Many of you are familiar with Caroline from her years on the show Ladies Of London. Caroline is an entrepreneur, mother, and media personality. On this episode we discuss pregnancy sex, porn, sex positions, and how this all relates to having a baby for the first time! To connect with Caroline Stanbury click HERE To connect with Lauryn Evarts click HERE To connect with Michael Bosstick click HERE Read More on The Skinny Confidential HERE For Detailed Show Notes visit TSCPODCAST.COM To Call the Him & Her Hotline call: 1-833-SKINNYS (754-6697) This episode is brought to you by Sephora Stress can affect your skin. It can cause dryness, signs of aging, and redness. The good news is that Sephora's got your solves. Keep your skin in check with Sephora's skin-saving line up. Have a stress free skin 2020.  Just head to any Sephora store or visit www.sephora.com to shop skincare. This episode is brought to you by Ancient Nutrition Did you know that your skin, hair, nails and connective tissues are all made from collagen? And, generally speaking, once you turn thirty, your body naturally slows in its production of collagen. That's WHY collagen supplementation is so popular in the wellness and beauty community AND why Ancient Nutrition created Multi Collagen Protein. Get $10 off your order now by using promo code SKINNY10 at www.ancientnutrition.com WOO MORE PLAY is the all natural and organic coconut love oil that is changing the way we have sex. With only 4 all natural ingredients WOO is the perfect personal lubricant to spice up your sex life. That's just the pre-party.  All Him & Her Listeners will receive 20% off your entire order plus free shipping when when visiting www.woomoreplay.com & using promo code HIMANDHER at checkout. Produced by Dear Media

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Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back. That clip was from our guests of the show today. Second appearance on the skinny confidential, him and her, Caroline, Stanberry audience favorite. On this episode, like always with Caroline, we're going all over the place. For those of you that are new to the show, my name is Michael Bostic. I am an entrepreneur and brand builder, most recently, the CEO of the Dear Media Podcast Network. And across from me, Lauren Everett. Bostick or Lauren Everts today? Bostick, because you rushed home, which we can get into.

I am about to give birth, like I'm crowning, I'm about to be in labor. I'm rolling around. Things are bleak. I am very, very, very fucking pregnant. I am Lauren Everett's Bostick, the creator of the skinny confidential. This kid's already kind of given me a run for my money here. You know, as everyone knows, I'm a little bit of a planner, right? And we're in a weird limbo here where this thing can start going at any time.

Married the wrong girl if you're a little bit of a planner. I know. I know. Don't you tell me. Like what did you? What were you thinking? So yeah, sitting here in the office, dear media, and then I get a call. You acted like you were paralyzed.

You called and said your leg was not working that you couldn't stand up and you couldn't feel it. And I was literally on a call with a bunch of lawyers and a bunch of people going through contract stuff. And I just hung up on them and ran out of the building. Taylor was there. Taylor probably thought I was a psycho. But I don't know what to do in these situations.

Never had the kid. I thought the water was breaking. I thought you were paralyzed. I'm just on edge now. This is what happened. I was laying on the couch and I tried to get up to go pee because I have to pee every second and I could not stand up. Like my left leg would not support my body.

It was the weirdest thing ever. I couldn't stand. So I started to crawl to the bathroom because I had to go pee so bad. And then I just figured I need Michael to come over here and help me to stand up. I made it halfway to the bathroom by the time you got home. I could not stand up. I think I pinched a nerve. I don't want anybody in my life.

me any kind of bad news. You know what someone's like, call ASAP? I literally think someone's dead. When you say, I'm paralyzed, I can't walk. I think, like, literally your legs don't work anymore and you're done. This is, like, a really good subject to talk about because I feel like texting etiquette is like really, it's something people need to work on. You need to do this.

Hey, everything is okay. That's the first thing and say, but I just had this and can you come help me. That would be much better than just saying, don't work. Can't feel legs. Like, baby, like, I don't know what to do. I'm going to panic. I said, I can't stand up. I'm going to need you to come home.

and literally pick me up off the floor. That is not how you texted it. And you texted it line by line. You basically, come on. I love a little drama. It's a little sprinkle here. I hope this little girl gives you a taste of your own medicine. If she's anything,

if she's half like you, she's going to give you a taste of it. You're going to see the suffering you put me through. Well, she's already late like me. So that's on brand. It's true. All right. Let's get into part two of Caroline Stanberry.

Caroline is one of my favorite people. She is fucking chic. She's cool. She's down to earth. She's funny. She's witty. She's self-deprecating. She was on Ladies of London.

And now she's just crushing it. She's like working in LA. She's working in Dubai. She's a mom. I mean, she's got it going on. Yep. And like I said earlier, guys, this is her second appearance on the show.

So for those who that are new to the show and have not been listening and caught up on every episode, I don't know what you're doing. You should go back and listen to literally every single one. But if you haven't heard her first appearance, that was episode 202 back in July, I believe, of 2019. So check that one out or check this one out. They don't have to be.

listen in order. But with that, welcoming back one of our favorite guests, one of our favorite people, Caroline Stanberry. Welcome back to the show. This is the skinny confidential, him and her. Okay, we're here. We're alive with my kinkles. Apparently that's not the way to introduce yourself. He wants you right up in there. Oh, further. This is why I put this, I put the guard on here so that it's not as far out. How did you do this three times? What, the podcast? The pregnancy. Oh, I didn't. I did it twice, my love. I had two babies at once. Oh, you had two babies at once. At once.

It still kind of counts three times. No? No, it doesn't. I wish it did, but it doesn't because you only get two push presents. So you had twins. So that means double the fun everywhere? Double the boobs fun. Are the boobs bigger?

Double the fun. It was awful. It means that you like blow up like a balloon. What is fun? I mean, you may find this fun. But yes, I had double the, I mean, your boobs are indecent. I actually have never liked a woman's boobs ever, but I do want to put my head in the middle of those right now.

They are huge. They're ridiculous. They're huge. They're huge. You know what's annoying too is like before I got pregnant, my nipples were like tiny and small. Oh my God. They're like ariola heaven. Like they take up half the breast space.

It's insane. Does it go back to normal? It does. Do you have that horrible line down your tummy? Not yet. I didn't get that at all. Thank God. Michael inspects every day.

I mean normally you get like women, they get this like line and it could be hairy. Really hairy. I have a few hairs popping up in places I didn't know I had hair. Mm-hmm. It's bad. Yeah. It's like, oh, shit, what is on my mustache? You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. And, like, you can possibly get a mustache. Yeah. Oh, I have a mustache. And I feel like I have a few, like, hairs by the belly button. By the button. Yeah, get rid of those.

I mean, I can't see anything when I'm shaving. I, I shaved in the most unique creative way yesterday. I had to, like, take a mirror and look down there. Wait, so I want to, I want to ask you a couple questions about being pregnant. Right. No, there was nothing beautiful about it for me. You didn't like it. No. Nothing. I mean, I did the first one, when it was one, I really enjoyed it. I was like, okay, this is amazing. I put, like, music headphones on the babies, on my tummy. You know, I could feel it moving, everything.

But two is two, and it was horrendous. And you had twins. Yeah, twins. The first time. The first time was nice, but at the end, I still didn't love it. At the end, you're just like over it. The beginning, you're like, oh, you know, it's amazing. You feel great.

You get beautiful skin. You're kind of glowing. She's about two months away. Two months away. Yeah. Am I in the homestress? No, it'll be the longest two months of your life. But you know what?

It does. It really does. I mean, as much as it's so you get scared, it will drop off. It really will. You're a tiny person. Normal. Enjoy every minute of it. Eat everything.

Is that what you did? You ate everything? I really did. And then how long does it take to fall off? I walked out my normal jeans. I have a couple questions. Yeah. So you gained a bunch of weight because you ate whatever you wanted, like everyone likes to do when they're

pregnant. And then you walked out in your normal jeans with both. Yeah. With twins. With twins. When you had twins was everything bigger than the first time? Oh, it's horrendous. I literally my own doctor didn't recognize me. Because my whole face, my nose actually, what's happened to your cancals, happened to my nose.

What do you mean? It opened to your nose. Like my nose blew up and flat into my face because I had something called preeclampsia, so I almost died in childbirth twice. So your nose blows up, your arms, your ankles, everything blows up. You don't look like you at all. My doctor came into my room and I was like, it's me, Caroline. And it's like a helium balloon when they come out. Literally, they just, they pop out and you deflate.

Did you have a C-section or vaginal? C-section for both. Because the first one, my daughter moved after, I think it was 16 hours of labor. And she turned around. So they had to. And then once you've already done that, there's just no point having opening both places. And did you like a C-section? Did I like it?

I mean, honestly, if you can do one, I would do vaginal. You do vaginal? Because I'll tell you why. I mean, obviously all my friends that actually had vaginal births, they were up and about literally 10 minutes after having the baby. Whereas you're flawed for at least 10 to 15 days after having a C-section because they cut through so much. I mean, my husband was down the other end.

I mean, if I was going to have vaginal, I was like, there's no way in hell you're going that end. But when I had, you know, C-section, there's a curtain. and he went around the other side of the curtain. They take your intestines out and they put them on your tummy. And he was like, holy shit, this is like a Quentin Tarantino movie. Did he like it? Michael would faint.

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I don't know if I could look at your guts hanging out. No, he didn't. I mean, it's not like he liked it, but he was fascinated, I think. Fascinated. And so when you look at yourself in the mirror, Do you still see the scar? I have a lot of questions about this. Yeah, I do have the scar.

Is it a big scar? Yeah, it's bigger than your vagina. It's like just above your vagina. It's like about three inches, I suppose. But not bad. No. And it's like you can call it your war wound. Yeah.

I also feel like with the C section, though. Why are you planning a C section? I'm not. I'm not doing. I haven't, I'm not attached to either. I think I'm just going to see what happens. Yeah, see what happens. And then everyone is so has such a.

All I can give you is number one is just take that. that epidural the moment they will get it to you. Fuck yeah I'm taking an epidural yeah the moment and then it's you're going to disappoint anyone out there that thought I was going to do everything naturally I'm not no one's going to give you a medal at the end of it I'm not I'm trying to be a hero I'm getting an epidural no heroes yeah no no no no so everyone has such an opinion on breastfeeding and I actually can't believe it I'm shocked that people think it's okay to comment on what someone else does with their body but I'm I'm noticing there's this culture of people that are like very very judgy about breastfeeding. I feel like that's very LA. It wasn't where are you or from. I mean,

I breastfed fed for about five and a half minutes. I hated it. It was the truth. You know what? I'm going to go with your energy. I'm going to see how I feel. I'm not committing to anyone. As long as they have the clostory, which is the bit at the beginning, like it's like the thick stuff that comes out. The rest is golden. What's the clustering? Colostomy. What is that? It comes out first. it's the first thing that comes out of your boob, it's like it's a thick, pasty thing. Anyway, it's not important. I don't want to put you off right now. But it's like in the first day, I think.

I did it ages ago. I can't even remember. But as long as they get that, that is the only bit they need. The rest of it, there are, I mean, someone, I'm going to get shot and killed for this probably. But the rest of it, all the formulas, the good formulas today are just as good as what you produce. And I really wouldn't worry about it. There's one in Germany that everyone keeps telling you about called HIPAA.

I don't know. I don't know. That's what I mean. When did you start to feel like yourself after birth? Because right now, like you look, I mean, you look like a 21-year-old. Your body, your personality. No, you're like, yeah, you're like, I mean, he's like, he's not looking my way right now. You know what I mean?

I got eyes for everybody. I'm looking around. I think he's got enough to go around my love. I can concur with everything you just said. You can concur? You do look like a 21-year-old. No, it's because I told him he was too good for this job. Look at him now.

He's got a dictionary back there. Look at Mr. Ego-driven. No, you're running around south of France. You have a young energy. Like, there's something about you that is just useful. So when did you start to feel like yourself again after you? I got younger. I think I lived a very old life in my 20s.

And I did everything that was expected of me. And I think I got to my 40s and I was like, you know, the whole YOLO thing I told you about. Like, I think that I got to the stage where I was like, I only have to live for me. I really do. And maybe that sounds selfish. But, I mean, it's time for me to be selfish. And I got younger. I mean, I have all the responsibilities, but I'm holding that together.

My children are well-fed. They're not shaking in the corner. They, you know, the most happy, go-lucky, beautiful children. And I hold the older I get, the younger I get mentally. And I'm having the time of my life. I drove here in a convertible Porsche. I'm having the best time ever. Like, literally.

What have you been doing since the last time we saw you? There's been a lot going on. And I don't know how we missed you when we were both in here. We did miss each other. I mean, literally by minute. But let's plan this year to be in the same place at the same time. Well, I was just telling him, Michael, that I'm going to... Where am I going?

You're going to go see cannibals? Well, no, I'm going to Peru. I'm going to Peru first now. Oh, you're going to come, Machu Picchu? I'm doing Machu Picchu. So I leave here on Thursday, the 14th. So I'm doing Machu Picchu, so if anyone sees me up the mountain, don't push me off it. I'm going with a girlfriend of mine.

And then I've come back. I'm going to Mexico for a few days. Then to the Fairmont. in the new one. I don't know. It's going to be fabulous. In Cabo? Yeah.

Looking after me. It's very sweet. Can't make me. Then I go back for Formula One in Abu Dhabi. Then I was with Gaga this weekend for her concert. So I went down. I see you with Gaga all the time. All the time.

You see me twice. But I mean, it's all over your Instagram feed. Like you guys are like... Of course. I'm going to like post the shit out of that. She's amazing. She's like amazing. So her manager was a good friend of mine. So I went down and I met him and he's amazing.

So sweet, they took care of us. So they very sweetly, he invited me to this show, and I took like seven people, and we flew from Dubai. So I came here with my big boss from the NMC that I'm the ambassador for, the brand ambassador for. And I'm here with him. And halfway through, it goes, someone sends us this thing going, Garga's got bronchitis. Now, mind you, we're on first class, Emirates. We've got Beverly Hills Hotel. We've got a helicopter going to the Grand Canyon.

the win and we're like this is the most expensive canceled concert of our lives right we're coming here we are ballers right we're like ballers and he goes we're like we're with hood of beauty she was on the plane too and we're like laughing we're like we're just going to drink through this because we're not unhappy and if garga's not playing with donna is and selene dion is and we're like but of course we're like I can't believe it there's nine of us flying in for this anyway she played she was fabulous it was incredible we're the best best time How do you maintain like your weight and everything when you're traveling and eating all these different places and drinking? Well, I mean, basically I go on a liquid diet, which is alcohol only.

Love your honesty. Well, I'll tell you. Amazing. Because in Dubai, I live like a nun. So like, you know, I work, you know, here. It's not alcohol only. But, you know, I'm so busy. I literally hit the ground running and it's so exciting.

Like I get over-excited. I'm like a toddler. I hit here and I want to see everyone and doing everything. you all and I want to go out for dinner with you all and I just get the energy and then I'm like, okay, I have very limited time. So I'm like, let's just, you know, I've got time to sleep when I'm dead. So you live like a nun in Dubai. What do you mean? Like you have like, I go to the gym. I run, you know, I'm the face of like now four multi-billion companies. You know, it's like, it's a lot of work. Like, and I have three kids and, you know, I go to the gym every day. So I live not then,

you know, it's just super busy and I'm super focused. So here is my fun time. So. So, So what people think and you see is me being crazy all the time. It's like a minute of my time when, you know, I want to see everybody. It's so excited to see even, you know, you guys. Like I'm so happy to be here and to be, see my friends tonight. Well, we're very exciting. You know, that's why I can understand. I'm not exciting without my wine, though.

I need my wine. I know. But once that baby comes out, don't worry about it. I mean, I'm like, I'm counting down the seconds. I was like, once it's at this, the way I met this woman, Sam, Sasha, she was a news sort of, anchor presenter anyway. It was her. I met her and she interviewed me for three or four different shows, totally randomly, a news show as well, which was hilarious, by the way, this is the best story. So CNN or Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew's story. And this baby, someone, a man had left the baby in the back

of the car and killed it by mistake, which is terrible, obviously. And they were asking me what I thought about the news story and how, how, what would I think about this and how could you ever forget a baby in the back of your car. It was very hot. It flashes up on TV that I had saved the baby, you know, that I was there and saved the baby. By mistake. It's the most random story. So I meet this woman. Passerby broke the window and saved the baby. But when the picture came up, it goes Caroline Stamberry baby saved. So I thought that it was you. So everyone thought that I had saved the child. You should have just gone with it. Well, I did for a bit, of course. I was a national hero for two minutes. I was like, yes, in between everything else.

I did, I saved the freaking baby. I mean, hilarious. So anyway, meet her. We've become really good friends. She gets pregnant just like you. End up going for all these dinners with her and her husband. I absolutely love them. They've just been with me in New York. Her baby shower, I arrive. And it's just like a tornado always comes. I end up wearing the baby's nappies, taking the dummy out of the baby's mouth, as you do with a newborn baby. What's a dummy? A little pass-fire. I suggest you don't start with those if you don't have to. Okay. Why? Because getting them off them is much harder than you think having said that you know oh the best thing you could do is get one of these electric rocking i'll send you it it's it called the snoo do you have it we don't we i think i have people are raving about

this thing the snoo it moves the baby back and forth you strap him right you need it more than you need him at this point in your life really i'm becoming less and less important to this story you really are yeah you really do need this okay so you're running around with the with the pacifier in my mouth and with parsing james who sings with kai go we're singing to the baby she's and we've got i've got the pacifier in my mouth and I'm wearing the baby's nappies. And she's like, she looks at me. She goes, anyone else on the planet did this? Like when she goes, you just, people bring flowers. She goes, they bring flowers. You brought a bottle of 1942 tequila, which we drank. And she's like, you took my baby's pacifier out of its mouth and put it in yours. And you're wearing its diapers. She's like, anyone else

I'd have thrown out. You do have a good Instagram story that's like very spontaneous. Yes. It's a good one. Thanks. Like, I can see how you would get away with it. What do you do? What do you do? Wait, okay, so you're going to Machupeachia and then you're going to Mexico. But tell me, when we're walking in here. Oh, January.

I want to know about you're going to see the last cannibal tribe. Yeah. So anyway, I met a guy called Johann Ernest, who is probably the number one explorer today. He's like incredible. He's the only person to have a helicopter license to be able to land at Everest. He's like, he's just been with Adrian Brody, like Leonardo DiCaprio. Everybody travels with him. It's insane. So anyway, he and I become friends and he's like, okay, I want to do some trips with you. So he has, is taking me in January to meet the last

ever pygmy cannibal tribes in Papua New Guinea. I think that's right. And I can't wait. And there's only one boat that gets there and we're going on it together. You know, this is not one of those tribes. You know, like there was that one island. The ones that actually eat you. Yeah, but you know the one, there was that island that the surfer went to and they try to go and they're super hostile and they've killed him right away. Yes. I mean, I come in peace. You don't want to be speared.

Well, I don't know if it's the same place. I'm considering that he's done this before and he's out alive. But I've also decided that, you know, when am I going to do that ever again? Before we get into that, let's talk about collagen, specifically ancient nutrition. So ancient nutrition has this multi-collagen protein that supports healthy skin, joint health, a healthy gut and healthy nails. So what's cool about ancient nutrition? multi-cologen protein is that it has five types of collagen and most brands have one or two.

I found that really interesting. So what this is is a flavorless powder. You can have it in water, you could have it in coffee, you could have it in tea, you could have it in macha. I personally am a huge fan of macha. And just so you're aware, the four food sources that are in this collagen are beef, chicken, fish, and an eggshell membrane. And they're all non-GMO, pasture-raised, cage-free, and cruelty-free resources. If you're sitting there wondering, is collagen for me? Let me put a little fear into you. If you're approaching 30 like so many of our listeners are and you're thinking, am I going to have collagen production forever? No, you're not. Your body slows production in collagen as you start to age, which means that healthy plump skin we all have right now. That starts to diminish. You don't

want that. Nobody wants that. I don't want that. Yeah, Michael, drink your collagen. So you need collagen. Nine grams of protein and zero grams of carbs are fat. Amazing. I'm obsessed. You get $10 dollars off right now at ancient nutrition.com using promo code skinny 10. That's a special offer for all TSC, him and her listeners, and a simple way to support the show. Get $10 off at ancient nutrition.com. Just use promo code skinny 10. That's ancient nutrition.com promo code skinny 10. And with that, let's get back to the show. And also you went with Paris. I saw on your Instagram story. Have I not seen you since then? No, that's the, we saw you right before then. See, this is what us men do. We convinced that we know what we're doing. And we

take you on this trip to see cannibals. Next thing you know... I know, I would not follow you there, blind you. No, no. You'd push me there first. I'm not going to go in there because I feel... Look how skinny you are. They're not going to want you. They don't want me.

Yeah, they don't want any of this. I feel like that... They might want your balls. Yeah. You could bring Taylor. Taylor would, well, Taylor if someone's going... Taylor would fight for me. Michael would push me in.

Taylor would sacrifice myself. Taylor would fight for you. Yeah, that would last about two seconds. Yeah, you get real funny. I'm here for you. Taylor's popping his piss. Taylor knew you were coming on today. He's a press. I know. I'd say, what was that?

Where's his balls? I know. That's a million-dollar question right there. No, Taylor, his hair is like all slicked back and ready for you today. I think he shaved today. He did down below. I have a little bit of cologne on to him. Oh, you don't know the story about it down below.

No, what's he done? He's known for his perpetual razor burn. No, he's known for his perpetual barreness down there, which I don't think he's so good as a man. I think that's, that's aggressive. I kind of feel that's a young thing person's thing to do. I don't know about shaving every last thing like you do that. He doesn't have any hair. What about you?

Me? No, I'm bear. I see, I don't get that. You don't do bear? No, I have the landing strip. Oh, that's interesting. I feel like anyone that wants the bear thing, like... Well, that falls into the category of...

That's like the next... It's like the brother. You like the bear, so don't even get nervous right now. He likes the bear. Was it a choice? Yeah, I think he's a choice at this point. Are you bare? No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want him bear.

We don't want him... So you don't want him to look prepute person, but you want to look prepubescent. Oh, that's what I think. Listen, I don't want a lot. I got to be careful what I got to navigate. I don't want a whole thing I got to deal with down there. It's got to be cleaned up. No, no jungle.

There's the whole thing that you have to deal with down there right now. There's so much going on. I don't even know where to start. Well, the lips are a lot bigger. Explain this, Dan. So basically the blood flow goes. Well, there's been an increase in blood flow. Yeah, I've understood this.

I know. Everything is a lot bigger. He doesn't need a map. It's like you're a lot bigger. He needs something to get down there. It took me a second to navigate everything. But now I think I got the. the hang of it. You know which bits which? I still don't think that you know what's happening.

Well, listen, in the beginning as a man, you don't know, like, you don't want to go too much. No, that's never, I know. She actually asked me this story. So for anyone listening, this is what I love about him. He actually asked if his ding-dong could hurt the baby. Well, I didn't know. And I can assure you how hard to go. You can go quite hard. It's not going to ever affect the baby. I learned it now. There are no brain cells that are going to be knocked out by your giant penis. But you don't want to like, as a, it's weird because now I know where the head is, right? Because it's We're far along. Oh, well done, do you?

And I see it. I don't want to like grab and be holding my daughter's head. Do you actually like, do you actually like move your body around? Because I saw this ultrasound. I'm like, there it is. And if I grabbed there. Is he turning so that he can miss your daughter's head? For him to think that his penis tip is hitting the head of our baby is so.

I don't think that. No, you did think that. There was a period of time where I could. Oh, my God. Bless him. Does he think this this is three inches? There was this one moment when we were. having sex and you I had just found out I was pregnant and the way you were having sex with me was

so unique. Gently. It was like a little touch of a similar. And I was like, can you go, I literally turned around to you. I go, what are you doing? To be fair, I didn't know what I was doing. I was just like thought that this would like, like I, like it was like, it was like a curtain just like came like through the window.

Like he just brushed it through and then. Let me tell you as a man, they don't prepare you for these scenarios. Like you don't know until you get it. that's I've never I mean everybody's had babies and no one's lost a brain cell through no but I'm saying like I have not had sex with a lot of pregnant woman in my life are you have no let's change that yeah and so I had to navigate what that is like anyone listening that's pregnant he's available and then this asshole looks at my boobs and goes wow your boobs look different is that going to go back to normal that's what you said yeah no I said it more eloquently that's not that was a canckel yeah

I would just like wow these are different yeah well yeah yeah yeah We didn't sign up. I mean, they looked different. No one complained about bigger breasts. No. I'm not complaining about bigger breath, but it was just like, you know, I got the baby there and then I got these huge tits and then I got like I didn't know what to get. Yeah, but I had to figure this out. I didn't know what to do.

Why don't you just do it from behind? Well, I do. Now I got it now I got a down pat. There's no choice. Close your fucking eyes and put your hands behind your back and just figure it the fuck out. Is that what you say? Do you know what she does though? She does this weird thing where she says it's like a hug for the baby.

Oh. I say that's not how I want to sex. An orgasm is like a hug for the baby. I don't want to describe this. I don't want to describe this. Because it's endorphins for the mother. It seems like a very creepily for her. I think you should be down there most of the time.

Yeah, you should get down there a little bit more. But just don't describe it as a hug. Like, I don't want to hear the, I don't want to be like this. I'm hugging the baby with my penis. She's right, the muscles. You know what? I think that you need to get down there more. More off.

Okay. Yeah. At least. Tomorrow's my anniversary. I'm going to make him do some really fucked up shit. Oh my God. Oh my God. My God, this is not good for me.

Taylor, when your potential wife gets pregnant. Life, wife, you mean. Wife, wife. Are you going to have sex with her every single day? I mean, that's kind of hard to tell that far into the future. It's not that hard. I don't know. I mean, of course, why would I not?

Are you complaining? I mean, of course, every girl's probably going to be like, do me, you know? Like, I'm ready. That's what they're saying to you? No, well, I just mean, when the dinner bell needs to get rang, who's going to ring it? What? I didn't understand me that. I didn't understand.

It was just the best. The dinner bell? how you're describing your dinner bill? I think Taylor you just lost whatever job of pay rise that we got you has just gone straight back down. This is exactly why you're here. Taylor has a lot of interesting stories with women. Like he has different kind like he's been with all different types of women. He doesn't discriminate against anything. Anyone pregnant Taylor? No, I again, there's been the one rare time that like a pregnant porno video like popped on. I was like, whoa, what is this? A pregnant porno video popped on. What? Like no one ever. No, are you kidding me? No one.

Hold on. This is not how porn works more. It doesn't just pop on. Yeah, you have to actually go there, select it and buy it. Prego porn is the thing. And then it accidentally put your room number in it, got your credit card details. No, it wasn't rented on in like a hotel, but it just mean in general, like browsing around the internet, there's a lot of things you don't want to say.

In my 32 years of life, pregnant porno has never just accidentally popped on. It just doesn't happen. Okay, I want to know this is taking a tangent, but I just want to know because I know everyone wants to know. Beauty and skin and makeup and all the stuff that you bring when you're traveling. We had this. I know, but we need. I know that I'm terrible. I know you do glam squad, but like, is there anything that you're bringing that's like you're bringing from London? Well, I mean, I love MZ skincare. This friend of mine. It's amazing. Her creams and things like this. But I told you, I'm really like a basic person. I use this stupid wipes and like I just I'm, I should have the worst

skin on the planet. But remember I'm the face. She has really glowie. skin? Well, I'm the face of cosmetic company and I work with Dr. Casabian and I work with Cosmosage and you know, I'm the face of all these brands. Their job is to freeze me in time and to make my skin okay. So when I behave like a lunatic, which they love and I do terrible things and I don't take my makeup off and I go straight to bed, they make me, they make me fresh as a daisy. What are the things they do? Oh, so many. We use filler, Botox. Did you bleach your hair when you were pregnant? Did I bleach my hair? Because I'm just letting my roots grow and it's looking bleak.

I didn't do anything. But I mean, bleach is a little strong. You should use just natural. You can have like ones without chemicals in. I use just, I mean, pregnancy is not a pretty thing. But you look amazing. By the way, you do really do. I'm teasing you about your cancles.

You look gorgeous. Oh, my cancels. You do. No, I do feel like I have a lot of water weight. The water weight. I mean, that's normal. It'll come off. But water weight, thank God.

Well, eat spicy food. You'll get your baby out faster. Okay. Is that true? Yeah. Don't we have to have a lot of sex before the baby comes? Lots of sex the night. Two or three.

Last week, why are you laughing is he's clearly not giving it to you. What do you do? I got to induce the labor. You really do. And it's really important, by the way. Girls, like, she's horny as hell in this state. And you do. How have we gone back from my skin care to your penis again?

I don't understand. It's a story of my life. It was like there. So, okay. So I got to induce the labor. That's, I don't know. Not right now. You're going to act like you're the hero that's inducing the labor now?

It sounds like I'm a critical component to this. Okay, so any lasers? For you? No, no, no. For you. Like, what is the hot thing that we should be doing? New era is my obsession. New era.

New era is my obsession. It lifts everything. As soon as you come out, go do it. And it just tightens your skin. And I love it. And what are the lasers? I mean, I do peels. I'll do whatever.

I mean, I don't even take the name. I just say, give me what you've got. anything glow, anything to take the top layer of your skin. Your skin looks so smooth. I don't know. You're half my age. How old are you? A 33.

Exactly. You don't need it. I heard a lot of people I just have been talking to because I have like, don't become LA. I'm listening to LA because I'm from San Diego. Yeah. So I'm listening and I'm hearing all these people talk about how they go to Columbia. And I'm like, what?

You live in LA. Why are you going to Colombia? I'm not going to Colombia. What do you mean? I can even get my hair dyed. I, I mean. Who the hell are you talking to? Yeah, I know.

I was talking to this guy. I live in a, you live. You live in the center, the epicenter of every doctor and you want to go to Columbia. This guy went to Columbia, okay? We're not going to Columbia. No, and he got this thing done and he showed me and it's it's liposculpt and it sculpts his abs one by one. You can get that down the road. I have the best doctor on the planet here.

You'll die when you see what he does. I'll show you afterwards. Can we test it on Taylor? Why, he needs, he needs, show me your six-pack date. Taylor, Taylor shows. I don't have a six-pack right now. No, six-pack? No, I did, though.

Can you just show us it? This is the most sexy stuff I'm going to see today. Come on Taylor. It's fine. A little embarrassing. You're going to come over here? Yeah, please. We got to snap this.

I'm not looking too good. I'm going to try. Oh. Wait, Taylor, come over here. It's not bad, Taylor. It's not bad. I'm kind of horny right now. Taylor, get that out of my face.

Wow. Taylor, get that back in my face. Did you see his razor burn? Did you see his razor burn? Yes, I did see the razor burn. Has Taylor learned how to do this? He doesn't know how to do this. use 10 skin yet. Have you heard of 10? I don't even know what that is. No. Oh my god, you guys got to get 10 skin.

10 skin is this stuff that takes away razor burn. Like it literally put it on the razor burn and it's gone. So that's what you use down below? That's what I mean, not, no, not a lot's going down, like, down below isn't happening right now. That's why he's not sleeping. You got to use it. You got to use like one of those jail time mirrors, right? You know, you're like, you're like looking through the thing and you can do the shave. She needs to be able to do starfish. Starfish. What's starfish? What the hell starfish? You want starfishes? No. Well, maybe we'd do it.

Yeah, but hold on. Hold on. If I'm doing starfish and I mean... And he's just down. And I'm... Oh, you mean like he's on his knees eating me out. Yeah. Okay, okay, that's different.

I thought you're talking about... I don't want him on top of me right now. Oh, God, no. No, I don't... Because what position can you do besides doggy style? Nothing. There's no. The side.

I guess you could bend off the bed. The side one. You could bend off the bed. He could actually do it on his knees. We tried on top and that was... And you elevate your bottom. him with pillows and he's on his knees the other end. How long have you been married?

What? I want to know how she keeps it spicy. How long have you been married? 15 years. 15 years? And 17 together, yeah. Oh my God. So how do you guys keep it spicy?

I'm super open about everything in my life. Like I love all this stuff. I just don't bring my family into what I do. That's smart. Which is hard to talk about my sex life if I'm not bringing my family into it. But I think that's good that you have boundaries. I have boundaries, yes, for them. I have young kids.

And also just it's just a different. I think if you live this life where we're public and we enjoy, you know, doing what we do, it's really fun. But like they don't, they didn't choose that life. So when you were on ladies of London and everyone would come up to you all the time probably in London, is he like annoyed that people are coming in? He doesn't like it. Doesn't like it.

He wasn't on it. He doesn't enjoy it. He doesn't want to be in a public life. And I respect, I have to respect that. And I do respect that. Yeah. It's very difficult because, you know, remember like you say, well, you married her. Well, no, he didn't.

He married me at 20. So without the cameras Without way before the cameras And never saw them coming So you know he's like he's maneuvered It but it wasn't his dream life So you know that's not I will say though your husband's very cute

You guys are a very cute couple Thank you He sometimes makes an appearance on Instagram He does very rarely I get asked a lot You where is your husband on me? He's here See what happened with me

People think if I don't see everything on Instagram Then it doesn't happen She just started sharing all this shit about me And I realized that I had no say in any of it Are you here under duress? No, no, no, in the beginning. So I said, you know what, I'm going to get on here and be able to say my... I'm going to be in it.

Yeah, I'm going to be in it. But I love that too. I completely love that. I mean, you guys are my favorite, like, married sort of couple. Like, you work together, you live together. It's so cute. And you built this together and you're very vocal about that. And I think that's amazing.

It's a different life, you know, like if you chose someone now and how the dynamic it would be, you know, I'm already in this kind of life. And, you know, maybe it would be a different kind of man who would like my kind of crazy. But, you know, when you meet that long ago, you can't possibly know the direction you're going to end up or how it's going to be. But you guys have, you know, you started this together and, you know, it's so cute. You're having a little, you know, what is it, skinny confidential baby, dear media baby. And it's, you know, it's super cute. And you'll probably document every part of that child's life. I don't document my kids, again, until they, if they want to later, that's a choice for them. But they, you know. Are they into it or do they not want to be on social media?

My daughter hates it. She will not be on it. That's why, you know, everyone's like, oh, you like your boys and you don't like your daughter. I love my daughter. She doesn't want to be in it. She's like, I'm 13. She goes to school. You know, it's embarrassing, mummy. And I get that.

So that's her choice and I respect that. I mean, once in a while, I'll make a, you know, a really big sort of deal with her. Like, I'll take you shopping if you just take one picture with mommy and smile. And so I get the odd one where I'm like, you're not, you know, you are here. And the boys, they're pretty easy. They kind of, they're like, how many views did that yet? It's funny. So the boys are more relaxed, you know, because they grew up with it.

And Yasmin just doesn't want it. What's the age differences? So my sons are nine and my daughter's 13. Okay. So I think with when we have a baby, I actually don't want to slap the baby everywhere. Sometimes I think influencers use the baby to get like likes and attention. I want to be careful of that. I think that there's a way to do it that's sort of a finesse.

Because you don't, you, you are right. They didn't ask for that. So it's like a fine line. They didn't ask for that. They didn't ask her, but at the same time, like in our case, we're not raising blanket. You know what I mean? Like, the baby's going to be with us. People are going to see it.

He means Michael Jackson. Remember, like, the kid was always in the blankets. It's true. I mean, the thing is, it's a fine line. Your whole life is on social media and, you know, your show. And that's like, you guys enjoy it. You love it together. And, you know, that's how you've become as powerful and successful as you guys are.

And then people know you and they love it. So, you know, hiding the baby is also ridiculous. It's like totally hiding the baby. And putting an emoji over the thing. I mean like honestly it's just let enjoy it but yes do you need to document my baby had a burp and then I've just changed its first thing no you don't but I mean I do think it's you can't ask the half of a job it's hard you have to it's it's a finesse I think yeah it's without going overboard yeah absolutely but I mean you know you'll probably end up bringing the baby here in the day

can you do that of course my babies came to work with me all the time so we got a night nurse do you recommend a night nurse yes 100 but the funny thing is the most expensive the thing you'll ever have is a maternity nurse. And I'm going to get shot for this too. What's that? The night nurse. It puts them into the routine and does everything for me the moment that you come out of the hospital. No, be honest.

This shows, to be honest. It's non-judgmental. Yeah. But you pay so much for them. It's so funny because at the beginning, it's a nugget. It does nothing. It sleeps all day anyway. So literally, in the moment, six weeks, you normally people hire a maternity nurse from, you know,

birth till six or seven weeks. and you spend ridiculous amounts of money. And then literally the baby wakes up one day with a personality in a bit. And then a nurse goes, goodbye. So do you think it's more strategic to wait until the baby's six weeks? I love maternity nurses too, by the way. I think you're all fabulous, but I would have waited a little longer because I actually think you could do,

I had a 60-year-old wonderful Filipino that lived with me for five, six years. And she was a grandmother. So frankly, she could have come from the beginning for a fraction of what. I was paying for the night nurses to put me into every end to a routine that, you know, when you have someone who loves your baby like you do, because she was a grandmother and she lived with me the whole time, she brought up all my children with me. Was it really helpful? Oh, 100% you can't do this on your own.

Don't be stupid. So they put the baby in a routine. Yes. So when they leave, the baby's in a sleeping routine. Well, as much as it can be because it's not a machine. So, you know, you can get colic, you can get coughs, you can go out. you can't plan for that. That's my point. So you can pray that it's in the routine, but then, you know, it takes two.

It's like a puppy. You know, remember when you get a puppy and you send them off and the dog trainer comes and it sits and it does high fives the dog trainer. It does everything. It pees exactly on the pad you want it to. The moment the dog trainer leaves, it pisses all over the house, eats your favorite shoe and never hives you for the rest of its life. How long are we not going to be getting sleep for? Oh, until it's 18. You're in trouble.

I can kind of function. I don't do well without sleep. No. I need sleep. Well, that's why if you have a, you know, lovely, lovely help that stays with you for quite a long time, then when I came home and I was, I was about to say diagnosed with twins. Oops.

Whoops. You're going to get some DMs. I'm going to get a lot of DMs. I went home. Obviously. that's not how I feel. I went home to my housekeeper hugged her and said, congratulations, you're having twins.

And then she took over. I can't, I don't know what I would do in a twin situation. I mean, I know we would have the twins, but I just don't know what I, like, that is so intense because you think you're getting a baby and then it's, there's two. Yeah. And then you have to adjust. Yeah.

How do you, you only have so many arms. I mean, and boobs. Yeah. Like, I was literally like, it was like cattle. One was put on my breast and then as one finished, then I'd have two. And you have no personal space, no dignity. If I had one more person put their arm up my nunny or walk into the room, I'm English, so I don't really like people seeing my boobs.

And it's not even people. It's like your whole entire family. Like I would never, sunbathe topless ever, ever, ever. But suddenly it's all right that, you know, my father-in-law is in the hospital room watching my breast out or like, you know, literally, I mean, anyone, my parents, my dad, my brothers, like, and there isn't anyone that hasn't seen my nunny or my boobs at this point. I just gave up. I actually gave up, you know, as people would just come through the door, I'd be like,

okay, just, I don't even know which end you want to see, but just have a look. Oh, Twins is huge commitment. I mean, honestly, I can't even imagine that. Actually, if you have them, like my girlfriend had them first, and I think if you are, if you have them first, it's not such a huge... Because you don't know any other way. Right. And actually, you can be lazy because with my first one,

I wanted to take her to all those playgroups, mommy and me, the music things. When I got two, I was like, okay, I'm sorry. Play with each other. By the time I thought I was going to take them out, pack them to napes, pack the bottles, pack the everything, got the double stroller, the joy had gone... I was like, that's it. I got to the front door and I was like, I'm exhausted.

I don't think I'm a mommy and me person. No. So I used to put on with one, you just put on the little papoos and you jump out. And it's kind of like, you know, you're all happy again with two. You've got that whole thing. But mommy and me thinks, no, I mean, I, it wasn't for me. It depends. Look, you might, you might surprise yourself. I thought it would make me a nice, a better person. It didn't. It made me, I was like, I didn't want to speak to any of these mothers. I've never felt like one of, you know, like one of those mothers. A lot of DMs on this. If you've accomplished one thing, if we can't, if we can't get honest, like, I mean,

if we can't get honest, this isn't the place people don't hear honesty. No, that's been established. Yeah. It's all right. What are you next?

Where are you going? Right from this dinner? I'm going to dinner with you in a minute. But I'm, okay, you're going to go to Machia Picchu, then you're going. Pygnees.

And then. South Africa for New Year. He wants to hear all your travel plans because he's addicted to travel. Well, here's the thing. I'm in lockdown mode now. I can't.

You're not in lockdown mode. We're in lockdown mode for two months. How long's he got? Well, we've got two months. Do you want to come on holiday with me? Yeah. Do you want to come climb Machu Picchu next year? He's ready to go.

Listen, I can use a Machu Picchu. I can use a Machu Picchu. I can use a Machu Picchu. I never done that. Take Taylor too. Take him both. Oh, God. Taylor, will you carry my bags?

I'll be your churba. Actually, we did a company hike one time, like a group hike. And he brought his girlfriend at the time. He brought his, like, bag. And by the end, he was sweating and perspiring so bad. His girlfriend this bag? No, he made her carry all the bags. Like, so I was thinking he's probably not the best guy to carry bags.

You were really, really, really bad on that hike. In fact, I've never seen worse. You bitched and complained and it was really embarrassing. I will introduce you. She just had massive jaw surgery, Taylor, at the time. You were just a normal human being. Yeah. Taylor was bad.

It was hard. Yeah, I think you like laid down. Potato chip rock. It sucked. Oh, my God. Okay. All right. We're going to dinner.

Well, we're going to dinner, but also really quick, just so much. Michael can continue out his dream. When can you travel with a baby? Oh, like straight away. Like one month, two months. Okay, so you're going to be really mellow about that. I'm not sure you really want to go to Matropeachia or see the last Pygmy tribe. No, we can go somewhere.

I need to get out of L.A. soon. Yeah, why you just go on a holiday? Yeah, I can only stay here for so long. Go on holiday. I'll introduce you to Johan and you should come up with something. You guys need to have a bucket list. And it's okay to go away. By the way, this is the most important thing to reconnect.

Like, you can leave your baby with your in-laws and go away just the two of you. And I would suggest you do that. And don't listen to anyone else. Go have some fabulous sex weekend somewhere and come home. Is the pregnancy police going to come for me? I mean, no, because I have, well, I'm going to be the one that's dead after this. Like, have you heard myself on this podcast. No, I think it's good to have a dose of reality.

I mean, I think there's so many people are so worried about what other mothers are doing that they just need to get busy. Well, I've learned just don't listen to anybody else. Everyone has an opinion. Yes. Everybody. And it's got to be, it's not their pregnancy. It's yours. If you want to do it, you might surprise yourself. You might want to breastfeed for the next 10 years of your life. That's the way you feel, do it. If you know, at the time, you might shock yourself. If you hate it, stop. It's no big deal. You know what's weird, though? I really have never looked at another mother and judged her on what she decides to do. Yeah, so what kind of person does that? I don't get it either. I don't understand who cares. Like, who cares? Why? Exactly. It's not my child. No, one of my best friends in the whole world. She had her baby and she went to Paris for. two weeks. And when she got, like when she got there, it was like a month after she had her baby. She started bawling crying to her mom. And her mom looked at her and goes, you know, don't worry. The baby's not going to remember anything. Well, that's the truth. And it's, do you remember?

Do you remember who changed your diaper? Do you remember anything? The harder time, and this is the God's honest truth, the hardest time. So everything you give up now as a couple and you two should go and do and you feel guilty to leave the baby or whatever, do you remember it. But when there's seven or eight, it's so much harder to leave and go and be you than it is now because they really do miss you. Like my kids miss me when I travel and I speak to them every day and it's getting harder and harder and harder and harder to do it. So whatever you need to do, I suggest you go do it now. And as you said, oh, I said. Yeah. That's true. And I don't hate it either way. Yeah, but you can remember it's seven years old if people are going.

100%. I just think every pregnancy and every motherhood journey is different. And instead of judging, I think that people should put the energy towards being more productive. Yeah, and people should be able to say, you know what, I didn't feel this way or I didn't get that immediate connection. But I did later and things, every woman is different because then you don't feel like you aren't a normal person or a normal woman. Everyone is normal. What your journey is your journey. And you may, as I said, you may really surprise yourself. I agree.

Can you leave our audience with a hack, like a Caroline hack? What's a hack? Like a, it could be a podcast that you listen to. It could be a beauty tip that you live by. Obviously, I want you to listen to Chris and Caroline. Yeah, well, you're going to listen to Chris and Caroline. Where can everybody send their letters? They're going to send a lot of letters to you.

Thanks. Send it to the skinny confidential. Yeah, send it to me. There is no, there is going to be no. Send it to at Tales You Die. At Tales, you die. That's Taylor's social media handle. Why do I feel like it's, I'm really glad I'm leaving America very quickly?

Ooh, Taylor. I can't wait for your return. Yeah, I'm coming back for you, Taylor. You have an open invitation to come on the podcast whenever you want, because we have a couple of people that we just want to keep having on. But is there any hack that you can leave us with? Like what you take your coffee with, like, is there a margarita that you like swear by, like a skinny margarita, a travel tip?

My hack for life is just, you know, live for the moment. Because honestly, I was a girlfriend of mine, she taught at Yale. And she told me that I have basically, and if I'm not incapacitated, I have 10,000 days left on this planet. And that's pretty freaking scary. Wow. Like that's really scary. It put the wind up me.

And she's like, now you know you've got 10,000 days. What would you do? And I was like, okay, now everything changed for me. So that's my hat. Go fucking live. You are really, really, you can, I mean, you can just tell by your social media. You are like fly by the seat of your pants, spontaneous, fun. It's a, it's a youthful energy.

I think you got more than 10,000. I'd say like 15,000. Human life expectancy is going. Oh. Yeah. He doesn't want me to go yet. 15,000. Look, you want more sexual positions from her.

You want her tips. Yeah, why not? I probably die through half of those. Have, um, I want you to, I want you to let me know how everything goes with the cannibals. Okay, thanks, my life. Be careful, don't get eaten. I'll try not. And Taylor wants you to follow him on Instagram.

Oh, I will, Taylor, I will. At Tails, you die. And now pimp yourself out. Tell everyone where they can find you, your podcast. And what episode should they start with? Oh, my God. Well, I mean, I'm learning. So probably not the first one.

Go to 21. I've just got there. I'm terrible at this. But I'm getting so much better, by the way. So it's Chris and Caroline, Chris with a K. And Caroline Stambry is my Instagram handle. Great Instagram stories, guys. Great Instagram stories. Thank you.

And that's it. You never know who's going to pop into your Instagram story. It's like Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton. It's like another celebrity every minute. I mean, it is. It's fun to watch. Thank you. Taylor, don't pop your push too early. Okay.

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