The Bossticks - Good Moms Bad Choices - Sex, Parenting Advice For New Mothers, & How To Disregard The Judgements Of Others

Episode Date: October 21, 2021

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I mean, I've actually made bad choices as well. You know, I think like the whole process of like the podcast and just that word is like, You make bad choices that you can learn from them, right? Like, this podcast has made me have to be accountable for my actions because I'm talking about them on a weekly basis. I think it's just about promoting that whatever is typically maybe publicly a bad choice and people are like hesitant to talk about like smoking weed or whatever you do. Like that's your choice and you have to evaluate if it's bad or good. Hello, cats and kittens. What's up?

Cats and kittens. Cats and kittens. Isn't that what the Tiger King one? Is that a hello cool? I don't know. I'm going to fuck it off. I don't know. Your muscles are so big. I don't even know what to look at. Well, my muscles, I guess. They're popping out of your shirt. 70 days no drinking. Yes, we talk about that in this episode. 70 days no drinking. I think we're on day 50 today. Yeah. I mean, I don't even think about it now anymore. I'm just living my best life. Your muscles are popping, pop and popping. Michael's one of those people that works out once and he's just right back to being puffed up like a puffin.

It's all about consistency, learn. Okay. Whatever you want to say, today will be fun, especially if you're a mom, because we have Erica and Mila, two uncensored and outspoken sex and cannabis positive parents who are redefining what modern motherhood looks like. I love these two women. They are so inspiring. They're breaking barriers.

I love people who have avant-garde, fresh opinions, and that is Erica and Mila. You guys are going to love them. They have this podcast called Good Mom's Bad Choices. I was actually on it. I think it is up right now. It's so much fun. And personally, I struggled so bad with postpartum depression and a little bit of postpartum anxiety that to have moms on that open up like them was really, really helpful.

It was very relatable and I felt like I could talk to them about anything. Sometimes the mom's space can be a little judgy, if you know what I mean, Michael. It could be a little too much for me. me. You know what I mean? Like the mom group thing was overwhelming. I felt like it was like everyone was comparing which docketot they were using. And I just, I couldn't give a fuck about that, you know? So to talk to two moms who really laid it on the table and opened up about everything was very, very fucking refreshing. With that, if Oprah and Howard Stern had a baby, it would be good moms, bad choices. Let's meet Erica and Mila. This is the skinny confidential, him and her.

Okay, I have to ask you guys this. Because you created this podcast out of necessity to make people feel like they're not alone, when's a time that you can remember that you each felt alone when you were a mom. Because you each have six-year-olds. So I'm sure there's been many times. I would say I still feel alone sometimes. I don't think that there's this super cure for not feeling alone. I mean, I think with our community, we've built a tribe.

but motherhood is, and especially single motherhood, can feel very lonely even when you're alone in those moments and no one can help you. Like when your daughter's having a fit for no goddamn reason and no one can help you except God and just patience. But I would say like the biggest moment of me really feeling alone was before the podcast. And that's kind of why we created it is because I didn't have any mom friends, not one single one. I was the first of all my friends to have kids. And I didn't know how I was going to manage and how I was going to do it. And so when I found Jamila, I was just like, I was so desperate. Like our love story and how we met was out of pure desperation.

This podcast kind of started out of pure desperation, to be honest. So, yeah. Yeah, I would have to say the loneliest I felt in motherhood is, I think, the adjustment period. Like right after you give birth and like those first couple of months, you're like, oh my God, what have I done? You know, like, oh no, like it's cute, but it's forever. And like having to navigate, like, feeling like, I'm a mother now, so I'm not who I used to be and I can't do the things I used to do. And like, who am I supposed to be now and who am I supposed to hang out with?

And I guess just like the daunting feeling of like having to do everything alone. Like there are times, I mean, obviously, Erica is my wife. We're platonic wives and business partners just like you guys, but we don't have sex. But I think it's just like those times when you're like, damn, like, I have to wash clothes. Do you should be the bed again? I have to wash the comfort her again? I have to make dinner. I have to do this.

I have to do that. And like, that feels lonely sometimes as a single mom. But like, since we've started the podcast, I do, I don't really feel lonely. I feel like, especially we're lucky. We have kids the same age. So when things come up, I'm like, is this going on over there? Like, you know what I mean? We can like kind of hit milestones together at the same time.

But for sure, our friendship and this. podcast stemmed out of like the shock factor of giving birth and being like, oh shit, we're the only people in our circle that don't have kids. We stalked each other on the internet first unknowingly. And then Erica stalked me at a club, cornered me in the bathroom and was like, hey, don't you have a daughter? I'm a Nisha's friend. Shout out to Nisha. And I was like, yeah, even though I knew who she was because I'd stalked her on Instagram. And she was like, let's get the girls together on Monday, which is obviously. a.k.a. for Let's get together because the kids were like six months old and they didn't care.

So, I mean, I think there's always moments of loneliness. I have to hand it to both of you to be able to do this alone. It's a lot. I mean, he is, Michael is, does 50%. He does. He's an incredible father. And I can't imagine having to do it all alone. That's a lot of work. How do you guys navigate that? And maybe someone's listening who's a single mom that needs tips or tricks. I think that community is so important. Like having, whether that's your family, whether that's your friends, we have both. I mean, my family, they're kind of intertwined.

I consider my friends my family. And not to say that her father isn't, her father's in the picture, but I take on most of the responsibility. So whenever I can, I lean on him for assistance. But for the most part, it's really about the tribe. And the tribe is, are my friends. The tribe is Jamila. The tribe is my mom, my dad.

So I think leading on them and not being afraid to ask for help has been my superpower in motherhood. And even in building this business with Jamila, not being afraid to ask for help is the only way that I feel like I've been able to manage motherhood and life and work. I agree with all those things. I would also say tribe and also detaching from this like fairy tale. this fairy tale family, you know, like little, like women are given spoon fed like this fairy tale from a very young age,

like Disney princesses and shit, Prince Charming's going to come find you, you're going to get a picket fence, everything's going to work out perfectly. My daughter's father is my high school sweetheart. So we, this was like our plan for a very long time. So I think a part of coming into stepping into single motherhood has really been detaching and letting go that like my, family will look different than your family and it's still okay and it's still good and strong and like I do call Erica my wife because like we go on family vacations together we consult about camp together like these are things that probably you do that you guys do together but when I finally detach that like it didn't work out and that's best for me and actually I could be a better person and a better

human and like be a better parent because of it it's actually really made this journey much smoother and like it never goes away there's always going to scroll Instagram and be like damn she has they stayed together. God, I just looked at someone today, I'm one of our friends who's like, for now. Right, right. And I'm just like, God, I wish I would, I wish I could have got it together with him and we wish could have worked out. But like the wish, the wishing doesn't really get you far because like you have to stand and like where you are present and like be good in it. And that's really made a huge difference for me too. How do you navigate it with your kids and like having time with your ex? Like, what does that look like? Was it really hard in the beginning and now it's

gotten easier? Is it something that you can just drop them off? How does that work? Thankfully, my daughter doesn't remember us together. I mean, me and him were together for a very long time, like, I think close to seven years. And then we broke up around the time she was at two and a half. And I think this was like last summer. I was showing her picture of us together, like me, him and her. And I was in our house, like in the house that we currently live in. And she was like, Daddy lived in our house. And I was like, yeah, you don't remember. And like, I have so many vivid memories of her being so present with us that it was kind of shocking that she didn't.

It was kind of like went through a range of emotions. Like, I was kind of sad that like she didn't. But also like maybe it's for the best that she didn't. So she didn't really have to experience like this, I guess, heartbreak that maybe some kids do. I know that she's had to navigate now being six and seeing like she's understanding certain what certain family structures look like and going over to people's houses and, you know, seeing that they have two parents in the house and, like, having to be, having to, like, kind of almost defend herself in ways because, like, kids are, like, kids don't know. Like, so I had, like, a little girl come over

and ask in front of her, like, why doesn't your daddy live here? And, you know, I came back with, I already has two houses. Like, she's, she's killing it. She has two houses. So, what about you? So, and then I felt like she got a little defense. like he's still my dad. That's what she said. And, you know, we had a conversation after that. And she was fine. But I think with my co-parenting situation is very transactional. It's just like this pick her up. This is the time. This is it. Maybe one day we'll have a friendship. But right now that's like the healthiest thing for us. I think in the beginning, you really want to have like this family unit. For me, I was just like we're still going to do things as a family. You know, like even being a black woman, I think there's like a stigma being a single black. mom. Like, it's like your worst nightmare come true. But, and I was just like, I was gung ho on still, like going to the movies, going to Disneyland, like, we're going to go to Disney World. And then when I realized, like, that was giving both of us really like not clear boundaries, I stopped doing that. And it's actually, it's been much better that way. And actually, she's not affected at all.

My kid is so great. And we broke up and she was two. So now she's six. And she's used to it. this is what's normal for her. And she sees me happy. You know, that's one thing I noticed immediately. Like, no matter how old she is, like, she feels my energy. She knows if, like, even if I'm faking it, even if I'm trying to pretend, she's like, what's wrong? And I would much rather, if it has to be separate for us to be happier and, like, in a good mood

and genuinely, I'd do that a hundred times over than going to fucking Disneyland together. Yeah, this may hit a nerve. And I was hesitant to ever say it before I had a child of my own because, like, you never, I don't think you can relate to parents until you become a parent, right? Like it's on many levels. But I've always kind of in the back of my mind thought like if you're a couple that's not in a healthy place, you're not maybe not doing a child of service by staying together, fighting, being miserable together, all that.

Because the child's going to feel that energy and see all that. It might be actually healthier in a lot of ways to say, hey, like we're better as just like co-parents, not as partners together because it can be, if it becomes a chaotic household, you think you're doing a service by staying together. but it's maybe worse for the child. Whenever you're rude to me, I'm going to play this clip. Whenever you're rude in front of Zaza, I'm going to play this clip to remind you that you said this. Taylor, cut it.

I'm going to play it. I'm going to sit there and smile and play it on loud. It plays into what you're talking about this like fairy tale image that like I think so many of us grow up seeing. It's like you think you have to do this certain thing. And I think it makes people maybe in some cases hold on to unhealthy relationships and unhealthy situations because like this is what we were told is the norm. Right. But it may not be the norm for everybody.

I also think that like even in relationships, because relationships go through ups and downs, period. Like, you know, and it doesn't mean it's that you should break up. It just means you got to work through it. I think you don't want to show your kids everything, but I think it's important for your kids to see that too, though. So they don't, so they really understand like what relationships are like that mommy and daddy never argued. They just never argued. And then suddenly they're getting a divorce. It like makes no sense to them. They're just like, what the fuck is happening? I just feel like, I do feel like, yes, I agree that. There's a lot of people. We get hit up by so many women like, I don't, I want to leave my partner, but I'm worried that I'm going to like rule my kids life. And, you know, we've been together for 10 years.

My daughter's 15. She's going to high school. I'm worried it's going to like affect her education and this and that. And listen, like I have a six year old. I only know as much as I know. But being myself, like I was raised by a single mother. My mom was a single parent. And I know that like being in a house that. is toxic and not healthy would affect me more than maybe my parents breaking up and then finally saying my parent happy. Someone asked me the other day on Instagram what the best drugstore finds are. And as you can imagine, I have very specific ones. A lot of them I've used since high school. But there's one that I've been using lately that's new that I have to tell you guys about. And that is versed. You've heard me talk about it on the podcast. Basically, it's the cleanest

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you turn on like the Hallmark Channel and that's just like this picture perfect family. So we all think we have to stay in this family structure all the time. And not, you know, I'm not saying you shouldn't. But I think you got to really analyze a relationship. But like, is this, is it better separate or better together? And like, we use this thing. Like, you can all, if you're, if you separate, it's actually harming the child. But nobody ever says, like, maybe staying together is harming them more.

Right. I actually came from a household where my parents had been together for like similar amount of years that I was with my ex, like, through high school since my mom is like 14. And I remember having vivid conversations with my mom when I was like seven. Like, I think you should. should get a divorce. And she was like, but our family and like 30 years later, I'm like, I told you. It's not that I had like a terrible childhood, but it was, it's trauma, you know, you see a

relationship going through turmoil your whole life and you're like, hey, this doesn't seem smart, you know? So like a lot of times children, no matter what age, are much more intelligent, especially much more emotionally mature than you think because they're going off their intuition. They haven't been seasoned by like what's supposed to be. They're actually just in their feelings, which is such a more true indication of like what you're supposed to be doing. But we move away from that in adulthood. So I think like it's much more healthy to make a decision.

Like am I happier here? Am I more myself this way than living, coexisting with someone that I don't feel at my best? I'm a much happier parent and human being like single than I was in that relationship. and like that was probably the best decision that I made for my kid and for myself. Your podcast is called Good Mom's Bad Choices. What are some bad choices? Tell me all the bad choices. We'd love to talk about bad choices on this podcast.

Well, I think it's a play on that word because I think a lot of times, you know, for example, I smoke weed. I'm a cannabis advocate. Me and Jamila have a cannabis line coming out at the beginning of next year. Congratulations. Thank you. That's exciting. Thank you. It is.

Entrepreneur, just like your mom. Oh, it doesn't stop. Her mom's been on the podcast, the founder of Beauty Blender. Just had to shout her out. Shout out to Mommy. Hi, Mom. I think that a lot of parents would say that that's a bad choice or people. Maybe people that aren't parents would say, that's a bad choice.

You smoke weed? Oh, my gosh. Your kid knows you smoke weed? Yeah, she does. I don't hide it from her because that shit was hidden from me as a kid. And it intrigued me. I was just like, what are they doing back there? I was a very curious child.

And I think that we reserve a lot of things for kids. Like, we talk about this at this age. We talk about this at that age. My daughter has like literally, I go smoke. She's like, ugh, I'm going inside. Whatever. It's not a great mystery to her. It's not a mystery.

It's like so unimpressive. She doesn't care at all. I think that maybe like talking, bad choices, talking about sex on the internet. I don't know. I'm a mom that talks about my dating life. You know, I have fun and I enjoy being single. I mean, right now I'm in the stage of my singleness now where I feel like I'm ready for a relationship.

But, you know, I've aired out my dirty laundry. But in so many ways, it's been healing for me and also healing for other people. I've built a whole community based on just sharing who I am authentically myself. Another bad choice. I mean, I mean, I've actually made bad choices as well. You know, I think like the whole process of like the podcast and just that word is like you make bad choices that you can learn from them, right? Like, this podcast has made me have to be accountable for my actions because I'm talking about them on a weekly basis. What are your bad choices? I mean, we also got some bad

tattoos. We got bad choices, tattoos. We got bad choices. I've made a lot of bad choices. I would just say, like, it's a play on words. Just a simple fact, like, just we talked about the motherhood thing. And I think it's just about promoting that whatever is typically, maybe publicly, a bad choice and people are like hesitant to talk about like smoking weed or whatever you do like that's your choice and you have to evaluate if it's bad or good one of the reasons like this podcast was born is because when erika first got single right before we started we decided we're going to do the podcast she was like i met i'm on dating i'm on tender i'm like perfect that's cool she's like i've met a couple they're really fine as how i've been hanging out with them and i was like we had been

surface friends for years, like a couple years. So I was like, oh, you're spicier than I thought. Like, you're more my tribe than I ever knew because we were just like mommy friends. And so right after that, she asked me if I wanted to start a podcast. And I was like, cool. But are you going to talk about the couple? Are we going to talk about this? Because I can't do it if it was just going to be just mommy shit because we're so much more than that. And I just think the, us talking about our bad choices and playing on those words is that every individual. has to navigate what that means. You know, for us discussing cannabis saying,

hey, this is a flower. Look at mommy's flower and look how it's grown. It's from the garden and be roll it. And this for adults is for me a good choice because there's no curiosity because there's honesty. And obviously there's honesty in an age-appropriate way. But it's more about fuck society. And just because your mom doesn't mean that you staying out past 11

or dating or whatever humans do doesn't make it necessarily a bad choice. And it's up to you to be like, okay, I went a little too far that night. Let me, let me bring it back, you know. And we have. We found so much, like, support and tribe in discussing those quote unquote bad choices because women have reached out from so many places like, oh my God, thank God. I've been smoking weed in my car for years because I'm embarrassed or because my husband's family shames me or, you know, like, I've been dating and I didn't know that this was okay. But like, hey, you guys, moms have sex too. Duh. That's how we became moms. So just more about being honest about the choices and not being ashamed or feeling shame about it. You guys did an episode on threesomes. That was like one of your first episodes. She's going to get these bad choices out of us. Right. It's the last thing she does.

I'm going to get the bad choices out of you. What is the trick to a successful threesome? There are a couple things. And this was, we're experts. We did it from a couple's perspective. We also did it from the single person's perspective. if you're joining as the third party. I think one of the top ones that I remember is

you can't have a threesome to fix your relationship. That's like number one. Like do not have a threesome if your relationship is struggling. It's not going to cure it. In fact, it'll probably make it worse. Meaning like the couple comes as, okay, we're in a rocky spot. And like we got to spice it.

We know this is good. Let's bring another third party. Normally that's a therapist, but like maybe. Yeah, I think let's go therapy first. Yeah. And then maybe bring the unicorn in. And how do you discover that that? not work out? Is this from personal experience? Or did you, or is just like research and how do you figure out?

It's research. I, this is not from personal experience. It's from research experiences from talking to other couples that have done that and are no longer together. And I feel like it's common sense. What's the main thing that goes wrong though? It's just like. Well, I think that they find that either the man becomes more intrigued by this new exciting person or that they become, they rely on this person to constantly validate and spice up their relationship. the woman might start feeling insecure because now the man seems more excited about, you know, this new woman coming in. Well, that could happen on either side.

Yeah, on either side. I just feel like it's just a recipe for divorce or breakup. So when does it work out? When you're in a healthy place and then you decide to open up your relationship, if you guys have both discussed it and you've both agreed upon it, you've agreed upon the person. Another thing you should not do is the man should not choose the person without the woman. It's a like a group thing.

We do it together. I don't think like, oh, I have this chick. Like, that's never going to go over well. Who's at that? Didn't you told me a story about like somebody that like that happened with the guy where he was like the guy like went. They started doing, they started having threesomes. And then the guy thought it was like carte blanche for him to go out and like start

identifying other women to bring in and it became a mess. That was not a story. I told you. That was Bronwyn on real housewives of Orange County. Bitch, you just got caught. That was fucking Bronwyn and her husband. Well, maybe you told me that story. Because Bronwyn, if you guys watch that show.

No, but you do. Michael loves that. No, no, I watch. Bronwyn's on O.C. and her and her husband were in a relationship where they had threesomes and they were married and they have seven kids. This is a great series if you want to watch her.

Now I'm like, I have to go watch this. But what ended up happening was he started finding girls. Okay, so you told me that's what happened. I don't know if I told you. I saw the show, but I didn't realize behind the scenes this is like what ended up. up killing them. But what ended up happening was they ended up getting a divorce and Bronwyn actually

found out after she got sober that she's a lesbian. So after 20 years of marriage and threesomes and all of this, she actually discovered in the end it wasn't that she wanted to have threesome. She actually was attracted to women. I've heard that a lot before. And I think that's another thing. Like that goes with like the fairy tale image. Right. If I'm a lesbian, I can't have my husband and my like white picket fence. And so women or men like push down these real true feelings and like sprinkle some threysms on top and think it's going to be fine. And it's like, no, if you are a lesbian, you're a lesbian and you need to like take out the penis. So I, yeah, that see, we're right. And we are experts. See, we nailed. We are expert. We are expert. We are expert. I love how you just admit that you watch.

No, I always admit. I watch it, but I didn't really, I forgot. What's your favorite? What's your favorite out of all of them? I already told you. I like the New York one. Because I just feel like they're out there. This is a side note for everyone. Don't sleep on Real Housewives of Potomac. Quick break to talk about one of our partners, Coinbase. So it turns out that finance, personal finance, financial literacy is a big topic on this show. We've been touching on it recently.

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Potomac. I started watching that. I'm not really into reality TV. I started watching it and the drama was high. Really? Because there's so much dynamic and they're not friends in real life. They're actually real dynamic. Yeah. It's good. Karen Hugar's might. So when does the three some workout?

Most importantly. When you're in a healthy space and you bring a person that you guys both agree on and that person's cool and respects the boundaries of your relationship and you respect the boundaries of your relationship. I think it could be like beautiful and platonic and fun and healthy and loving. And also highly recommend the group text and never straying from the group text. Yes, that's true. Just stay on the group text. And there should never be a time where you are texting separately than the group text. You know what I've always thought about, though?

And we had a gentleman and his then girlfriend come on the show and talk about being in open relationships. They both would date other people and bring other people. And ultimately, like, it ended up not working. I think what I've always wondered is, say Lauren and I were exploring that. Like, how do you mitigate against somebody else, the third person, catching feelings? Right. And it's like, because that eventually can happen, right? I think you can't.

Yeah. I think it's kind of like the risk that you take. I mean, I think when you open your relationship, you also open, you have to be open to the idea that that person might open up to someone else and find connection elsewhere. I mean, that's kind of the risk that you take. Hopefully you are, you feel like you've built a strong structure and foundation with your partner. But that's life. Yeah, like even if you didn't open your relationship up, like how often do we hear about like Bob running off with the secretary? You know, like, I think we have this.

Bob's a dirty dog. No, Bob is a dirty dog. I just, I feel like you have, we have this expectation that if we're in a marriage or in a partnership, if I keep tabs on you all the time, then you'll never leave me. And if I don't allow you to go hang out with your secretary after work, then you'll never leave me. And there's no potential for that to happen. But I think in open relationships, the hope is that whatever happens, we're friends enough

and respect each other enough and trust each other enough that like, whatever comes up, look, I'm developing feelings for this person. I don't know why. I don't know if it's something like not going well in our relationship right now, but like I want to explore it. And then just like not being afraid that someone's going to turn the corner and leave you essentially, right? Because nobody really wants to be in a relationship like that anyway.

We had Sophia with an F, that's her podcast on. And she talked about how she was doing a three-sum. We had like this whole episode on threesome. And she said that she was like totally down with it with her boyfriend. Everything was great until one morning she woke up. That's the story I'm talking about. But go on. Oh, that's, oh, okay.

He was wrapping his brain to make sure, but you still do watch Real HouseWax. Listen, guilty. Caught me. But she said that she woke up one morning and she saw her boyfriend cuddling the other girl without her. And then she said where it was done, it was she said they got in the car and the girl went and sat in the front seat. You know what?

Don't sit in the front seat place, bitch. I was okay with the cuddling. The cuddling I could deal with the front seat and I'm here. You can't do the front seat. Taylor, you have to pull that reaction of the front seat. Like, I want that on a clip. You cannot do the front seat. That is absolute.

That's fuckery. Wait, it's so funny. It reminds me of we have a friend. And she was out of town. So she, like, offered that her boyfriend would take us out on the town, which was really kind of her. But they're also, like, in an open space. So it's, like, very platonic and loving.

And, like, so she's like, he's going to take you guys out, whatever. So he came and picked a. up, such a gentleman, and he puts us both in the back seat. And we're like, one of us will get in the front seat. It's fine. Like, we don't want you to show for us. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, I really want you guys to show in the back seat. He had like a cooler. He like, he did it on purpose. Not I'm thinking about it. No, he did. She told me. Oh. So then he later told me, I was laughing. I was like, whatever. This is really great. Fine. And later she told us, she was like, yeah, because he was all in his mind. He was like, who's going to get the front seat? Like,

who's more important? Oh, yeah. And I was like, wow. He really overthought. I was totally fine in the back. We had a cooler. We had a cooler. We had. we had alcohol. It was great. You know what? I just think that if you're going to do a threesome and you're the guest, never sit in the front seat. Never. That's the unicorn. You got to know your place. That's another thing. I feel like I'm like the best unicorn option ever because I just, I just don't believe in overstepping. Like, I don't, even if I feel like there's some insecurity or jealousy, like I don't even want to hang out because it doesn't feel good. Like if I feel like your wife is kind of maybe giving me a dirty eye or feeling away, it just doesn't feel good.

Like, I've never, I never want to be a third person and be like, can't wait to get him alone. I'm going to tick him from his wife. Like, you got, also, women have intuition. You know if a chick, even know if a friend is being shady. I don't do shady friends. I don't do shady third person's unicorns, you know. Like, I have to know, I'm the type of friend.

I'm like, if you need any help with that guy, you just let me know because I volunteer. But if you're like, you have to be able to use your womenly intuition to know if a girl is sneaky little bitch. I think that as women, we need to trust our energy and intuition more. Amen. Yeah, I think that when you feel like something's weird, there's probably something there that's weird. I want to talk about beauty secrets. Let's give us your mom. What a transition.

Three times to beauty secrets. That's called the skinny confidential. Lauren, you are a pro. Thank you very much. It's a bag of checks next. You never know what you're going to get. Beauty secrets. So as a mom, you don't have a lot of time, but you both look at.

beautiful right now. What are some quick, efficient hacks for moms when it comes to beauty? Curl your eyelashes. Do your eyebrows. Do your eyebrows. Use a beauty blender. I mean, honestly, I mean, this, you know, it is my brand beauty blender. But it's not a secret. It's very widely known. But honestly, it's my best, it's my secret weapon for everything. Like, I literally can put my face on in under 30 seconds. And I don't have a lot of time. My daughter does not give a fuck about my beauty routine at all. Although, now she kind of wants to be involved in it at six, which is kind of scary. Good luck, guys. I would say also, like, try to sleep, try to get rest. Drink water. Drink water and rest.

Mind your motherfucking business. Moms are so, all of our needs are last. Today I was like, can't eat, brushing. Who cares about food? I always leave a beauty blender in the car, and it always comes in handy because I always find, like, that one bottle of hot-ass water, and you will see me, on the freeway or at a stoplight, wetting the beauty blender in the street with the one bottle that I found. I've reached over to the passenger seat to find and to apply makeup.

Beauty blender is my favorite thing ever. And I hate that Erica says eyelash curlers because I just feel like that doesn't do shit. What do you mean? I just, you always like, look at my eyelashes. Look at that. I feel like they're from the 90.

Her eyelashes do look good. They do. I'm an esthetician. I'm a licensed esthetician. So I do agree that brows. and lashes are the most impeccable thing you could do. And most mom, I mean, if you have time to sit down for an hour and a half and get lash extensions, it's life changing. And yeah, just, I use Beauty Bunder Foundation, which gives me full coverage and that's my thing. It's bouncy and it's called

bounce, which makes total sense. So you're an esthetician. So maybe is there like a tip that we can do like a mini at home mom facial in two minutes? It has been all over my Instagram stories. You have it on my Instagram, on the blog, on the podcast, and that is Array. I could not be more excited to talk about this brand. First of all, if you get bloated easily like I do, this is your thing, okay? So basically it's this herbal supplement. It's all natural. There's no added shit. I actually first found out about it through Melissa Wood Health. And I noticed it specifically when I was traveling. So I would use the bloat capsules whenever I would travel and get bloated, especially in my stomach area. I mean, accompanied with the ice roller, it was like a game changer.

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subscription. I'm telling you, check this out, get the bloat capsules. You will not be sorry. A mini at-home mom facial. I mean, if you could just take a shower, I try to do masks in the shower. I'm like, lock the door and just do all my shit while I'm in the shower. That's my time. You know, if you could just do a quick mask

while you wash your body. Sometimes I take an extra long shower because I'm just like, I need a little bit of a break. The shower's a great hack. I used to think I'd be able to go to the bathroom a little longer, but now she wants to come in the bathroom with it. Oh, yeah, they don't care.

Because they don't hear water running. They're like, what are you doing in there? My daughter is so invasive. They open the door. I'm taking your shit. She's like, I don't care. I'm like, what? No, they want to be,

they want to be right in wherever you are. I get like the fingers under the door. I'm like, if you don't leave me alone, wow. It's a lot. One and a half year old, that's kind of the age where I was like, wow, one and a half is like, it gets tricky because they're walking and moving.

We were so arrogant about it. We're like, man, this is like a lot easier than we thought it was. She's a newborn laying there. I'm like, this is so easy. She just sleeps all day. What is everybody talking about? We can get her on the plane.

Now, then she started moving around and then she started being able to swing her arms and legs and have tantrums and we're like, oh damn, this is... Wait till two. I was going to say just wait till two. Actually, two actually was not that bad. It was three.

The whole two was a lot of talking. The whole two, I'm like, you didn't even used to say that. How do you know that word? That year two is intense. Three is just extreme tantrums. When does it get easier? I mean, right now is not so bad for me. Six.

I mean, there's a lot that... You can kind of reason with them. You can reason with them. You can make them do shit for you. Like, go get the remote. This is like what I remember, like, my whole childhood, my mom, being like, Erica! And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm in trouble. And then I come in and she's like, can you pass me the remote?

And it's literally at the end of the bed. I'm like, are you kidding me? That's me now. I'm like, this is the best part of parenthood. It's like, you must do what I say. Although my daughter now recently, like, is saying no to me a lot. Like, I'll be like, go do this. She's like, no.

I'm like, excuse me? What? And that is... The mimicking of your own attitude is really intense. I was going to say, I wonder where she learned that from. Yeah. I'm like, wow, I don't appreciate this attitude, but you got it for me. So I want to know a little bit more how you guys have built your podcast in your community.

You've done a really incredible job. I think you have merch. You have these beautiful jewelry pieces. They got me this little earrings that say baby mama. And I can see you have bad choice necklace. You have one in there too. Oh, thank you. Guys, you're so cute.

What is the trick? Because you guys seem like your hustlers, you're going full in. I don't know if there's a trick. I think, I mean. Never sleep. Yeah, I think there's no really trick. It's just been a lot of just bootstrapping and asking for help and taking chances. Taking chances.

And, you know, having a little team. We have a little team that really helps us and believes in us and finding those people that really believe in you, having those ambassadors essentially that believe in you and, you know, paying them. And I think one of the things that, I mean, I think helped our podcast was just our authenticity helped grow us rather quickly. And then, you know, just utilizing different things. Like we have, we have Patreon, which, you know, we utilize and we have a lot of different secret episodes there. We have secret journal entries. We do share a lot in the podcast. but there's certain things that I like reserve just for my community that, you know,

you know, wants to buy into to us and support us. We actually like really engage with our community. We talk to them every day. We have a Slack group where hundreds of moms are there talking and interacting on their own, which is so cool. Like I think as a mom, like I know you got you guys recently moved, right? You live in. And I think sometimes it can be really difficult to find your tribe, especially when you move

somewhere else, like finding moms that you like can relate to in your city. And our community, like, can meet up. They meet up on their own and they, you know, hang out. And we do meetups whenever we travel. We just had one in New York City. We had a dinner with some of our listeners. So I think just really, if your podcast is community-based, then really be about the community.

Like, you can't fake it. Yeah, it hasn't just been all about you guys. I think our superpower has really been being honest. I don't recommend everybody be honest on the internet. But for us, I think just coming and being vulnerable. vulnerable really like was like a back call for our people you know because I think moms really don't have a space that they can do that and so when they they can identify and when they do and they come to the slack they know immediately like it's a safe space to come as you are I mean even for me

I go drop my kid off to school or go to like the PTA meeting I'm like oh this is really not my cup of tea these women I hope they don't discover my podcast even though I told a mom yesterday which I don't know if I should have done that. But I think that's the thing. Because we are still vulnerable to our community, they know that they can come to the Slack or they can come to our space. They can come DM us.

And there's no judgment. And it's a space where they could just be like, guess what I did last night? Or I'm really struggling with this. And there's no space for like, you know, like there's really no judgment. And I think that's really helped us grow a lot. If you could tell our audience one piece of advice

if they're a single mom, what would it be? because we do have a lot of single moms that are probably listening. I would detach from that fairy tale bullshit. Your power is in you, period. Find your tribe. Make that your priority. Stop trying to do everything alone. It's not cute.

It's not going to work. You're going to be sad. You're going to be overwhelmed. Ask for help. And find your tribe. Okay. So I'm going to do a whole podcast on this. But basically, Michael and

I are doing 70 days no alcohol, daily meditation, and daily movement. Michael's muscles are popping. Let me tell you, I'm feeling energetic. I'm jacked. Okay. I'm ready to go. And I feel like what has helped me sort of get away from my glass of wine was CBD. I feel like one thing that's really helped to replace my glass of wine is gummies, specifically CBD gummies. There are these sex gummies, okay? and they're by House of Wise. And they have horny goat weed in them, Macarood, Ashwongana, and a little bit of CBD.

And they are magical to wind down. Magical. Absolutely magical. Not only do I not have a glass of wine, I get to wind down some sex and some CBD gummies. It's heaven for me. No hangover, but you still get laid, still feel good, still feel calm. Yeah, it's everything you need to de-stress. We put the baby to bed, we pop a sex gun,

me and you know, we just wind down. See where it takes us. To give you a little background on House of Wise, it was launched last year in a pandemic by a single mom looking to help her friends drink less, sleep better, and have better sex. Who doesn't want to do all of these things? I mean, this is absolutely amazing. To wind down at night, CBD is it. The CBD world is confusing. It can be overwhelming. So you really want to do your research whenever you are ingesting CBD. House of Wise is 100% organic, vegan, gluten-free, their gummies taste amazing. Like I said, if you're going to start with one of them, they have all different kinds. I think they have one for sleep, sex, stress, even strength. I personally would go for the sex one. It's fun. It's relaxing. It's all the

things. Check it out. They taste delicious. As our partner, House of Wise, wants to give you all 20% off your first purchase. Simply go to Houseofwise.com and use promo code Skinny to redeem your discount. That is 20% off your first sleep, sex, stress, or strength product when you go to housewise.co and use promo code skinny. Enjoy. Even if you have to drop your baby off, sneak into the club and corner someone in the bathroom like Erica did me, go do it. If you have to slide in a DM, like be vulnerable. Like, hey, hi, I need a friend. And I think as women, like, it's such a strange thing to think about making an adult friend. You know, like in the school yard it's easy but we lose that in adulthood but like sometimes that's what you need to do

actually most of the time you have to make take the initiative just like you would do to go find a date or find a lover you would take the initiative to put in the work to like maintain friendships and I think that's really important so if I was chasing Lauren just corner in the bathroom the club yep yep you'll get a date basically what you did basically what I did that doesn't work in 2021 anymore but it worked It kind of worked. It took a while. Before you go, if you could each share your morning routine, I would love it. And I know that your morning routine is going to look different than someone who doesn't have kids.

That's why I'm so intrigued by it. I love morning routines, but I want to hear as a single mom if you have one. Okay, so it changes. But recently, because I'm trying to be healthy. I wake up at 6 a.m. I do my jail workout in my garage. I love that. I can see her in the garage.

You know it. I said that one time too and people didn't like it. What is that? Like push-ups? It's like using your own body. It's the best. I have some weights, but you know, whatever. I also like sometimes lean on YouTube and look up hit workouts.

So depending on how late or early I've woken up, I search like 30 minutes or 20 minutes. I work out. I meditate and I pour myself a cup of coffee. I wake up my daughter who, you know, has a. attitude. Well, first she's like happy and kisses me and then she gets pissed. She takes a shower while I make her breakfast. She eats. Lately, we've been trying, I'm really trying to get her to read on her own. So we've been like practicing while reading while she's eating. Literally, probably like 40 minutes after I wake up, I'm already talking to Jamila. Probably like four

minutes. Because we have like, our emails are out of control. So, and we have an assistant, but it's still, it's just a lot. So, and then I get in the car. Lately, it's still summer. So I'm dropping my daughter off at camp and that's my morning routine. Or yeah, I'm not my skin, I guess my skincare routine. I do wash my face and brush my teeth. I've been putting a lot of like vitamin C serum on my face in the morning because I'm 33 and I'm starting to see fine lines on my face and I'm freaking out. Your skin looks really pretty.

Well, I have makeup on, but thank you. Yeah, but you just look really pretty. Thank you. Yeah. I can tell that you used a beauty blender. Yeah. I did. But under this, I have dark circles.

Oh, shut up. I do. My skin is pretty... She's beautiful. She's flawless and she's photogenic. Shut up. But that's like my morning routine. And I'm usually late.

Everywhere I go. So there's that part too. You have an excuse. It's the best excuse. But one day, like, she's going to be out of my home and I have no excuse. Can you imagine if I was a single mom how late I would be? I'm already late. Can you imagine?

I'd be like, I'd be there the next day. People just start lying. to you and telling you it's an hour before. Our friends lied to us. They like, we'll be like, we have to be there at 12 o'clock and like we'll get there like 12, 45. That's exactly what I do. Why doesn't everyone lie? It's been like 500 years and he still doesn't lie. I pepper him out because I can't lie every time else you'll figure that out too. Right, right. That's the thing. That's what our friends said. They're like, we can't do it all the time. We're going to like switch it up. Do it on the important ones. Do you have a morning routine? I am 12 and I'm still working on having a routine.

That's okay. I like the honesty. My routines are not a routine yet. But this new moon, I did ask Spirit to let me be more committed to myself. So hopefully my routine is starting. But we do, I light incense. We do dance parties naked while I make ego waffles. And, you know, we brush our teeth. And I always, I realize one thing I do ask, like, how did you dream? What did you dream about?

I'm always asking about the dreams because I'm a dream interpreter, which I try to chant, Buddhist chant, Namioho, Rengeki. I like to just kind of like try to instill some normalcy, like not normalcy, just some routine for her because I didn't really get that as a child and I'm 33 still trying to figure out my routine. But we do brush her teeth, I feed her, and we dance. That's a constant. And I email, I mean, I'm talking to Erica probably like, I'm shocked if I don't have a text

from Erica by the time I wake up. Do you have to be a mom to listen to your podcast? Absolutely not. So it's for anyone. Anyone can listen. Pimp yourself out. Tell your audience or tell us. our audience where they can find you, Instagram handles, where they can get your merch. You guys have to

look at these earrings. They say baby mama and they're gold. They are so cute. Baby goes on one ear and mama goes on the other. That's what designs by us. They're really cute. Thank you. Yes, no, you do not have to be mom to listen to our podcast. In fact, it's just, you can be a man or a woman or non-binary, whatever you identify us. You can find us on all podcast platforms at Good Mom's Bad Choices. On Instagram, you can find us at Good Mom's underscore Bad Choices. We actually have a retreat coming up in 2022. We're taking the tribe to Costa Rica. So if you're interested in that, make sure you go to our website at goodmoms, bad choices.com

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I am going to go do your podcast. We're doing a swap. Hi. I know you're all running to listen to the threesome episode. but afterwards listen to us on you guys' podcast, Good Mom's Bad Choices. Thank you both. Thank you.

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