The Bossticks - Heather Gay - RHOSLC On Growing Up Mormon, Raw Truths, Life After Divorce, & How To Persevere When Life Throws You Curveballs

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

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She's a lifestyle blogger extraordinaire. Fantastic. And he's a serial entrepreneur. A very smart cookie. And now Lauren Everts and Michael Bostic are bringing you alone for the ride. Get ready for some major realness. Welcome to the skinny confidential, him and her. It happens a lot.

I feel like that's been most rewarding for me and that I've really connected with are just marginalized Mormons. Like a lot of women who are divorced Mormons and that story just like they feel it. I talk about like that I never really considered having a career. I didn't even consider it. Like I never considered anything other than being a mom and having kids. And so that's why like when that option of a nuclear family is taken away from you, I didn't have any other path to plot.

Back again with a lot of energy, Lauren just dropped the ball on this intro and said, Michael, you got to pick it up because she's low energy and I came in with the thunder. That clip was from our guests with the show today, Heather Gay. In this episode, we go all over the place. Heather goes all over the place. She is so real and raw and cool. I got all the juice now on the Housewives of Salt Lake City.

You love Juice on Housewives. I had Meredith first, now I have Heather. Who else wants to take a run at this show? Take a gander. Who else wants to pop on here? Honestly, Michael's one of those guys that when I'm watching Housewives because it's like my experience to just be mindless and not think about anything, your peripheral is on the television. I got a new favorite thing that I like to do. I like to jump into the reunion before I watch the season.

We just watched Potomac and he was trying to be like, oh, I don't know about Potomac. And I said, Andy Cohen said, don't sleep on Potomac. And little did I know in five seconds he would be hooked. You were eating popcorn drinking tea. No, I didn't know about it because I started with the reunion and I couldn't decipher what the hell was going on and who was talking about what. Now you're obsessed. Then I went back and now I get it. What's your favorite housewives? Well, I got to say Salt Lake City because I've had the most interactions, right? And also, you know, we've had the most fun.

And I have a special place in my heart because, you know, we went out to dinner with Meredith and Seth and that was fun. And Heather came in. We had a lot of good times out there. And it's just, you know, got to know, those are my girls. Heather's a cool chick. Meredith's a cool chick. They're both amazing. I have always said I'm a huge housewives fan and Salt Lake City is a banger.

Like I said, though, the other housewives, they can take a run at this show if they want. Maybe they'll move up in my book. I think we should go to Potomac because... Not that they care. It's not a competition for my approval, obviously. Honestly, though, I think you've watched Housewives more this year than any other show. Well, yeah, and you know it's so funny, Lauren has this whole idea that we're not going to have a TV in our bedroom, but we have it in there temporarily as we're like getting the house together. And you watch the TV way more.

Like, you're the culprit, not me. I don't really even watch TV. Here's the update on the house. So we obviously have moved to Austin and our house is. basically empty because furniture takes so long. So we're living on like blowup couches. I can't believe these furniture companies didn't make us the center of the universe. I know. And so the bed's on the floor. And what I told Michael is I want to make sure our room is really feng shuied. Like I want the room to be so peaceful. I'm sleeping on the wrong side of the bed if you want a feng shui

because I'm supposed to sleep on the other side. But that's just you can do that tonight. But the point is, is that I don't want a TV in the room. I don't want any electronics. I don't want your big headphones. Says the person who turns on the TV full brightness with housewives every single night. Only to watch Housewives, but I'm not going to watch it anymore when we remove the TV. I can't wait to see it. I'm going to watch it downstairs, but not in our room. Anyways, with that, let's introduce Heather. Who is Heather Gay?

Heather Gay was a devout Mormon from birth. She was married to Mormon royalty for 11 years, but she distanced herself from the church after her divorce. A self-proclaimed good Mormon gone bad. Love that. She now considers herself Mormon-ish. as she plays by her own rules. A devoted mom to three daughters,

she also owns an amazing med spa. It's called Beauty Lab and Laser, where the ladies often frequent on the show. I'm sure you've seen them there. And as she embarks on her next chapter of her life, Heather is on the journey of self-discovery as she finds her voice and looks for love again. I can tell you, meeting her in person,

she is so, so cool. She's down to earth, she's real. She shares her story about the Mormon church in such an authentic open way. She's beautiful. Her skin was glowing. And next time I go there, I kind of want to go get Botox at Beauty Lab and Laser. Let's welcome Heather Gay to the skinny confidential, him and her show.

This is the skinny confidential, him and her. So I want to go back way, way, way before Housewives. Okay. Before all of this came up. Like, I want to go back to your childhood. Oh, awesome. Like way back. Just crack it wide over.

Yeah. Did you grow up, Mormon? Did you grow up in Utah? or is this something that happened after you got married? No, I didn't grow up in Utah, but I grew up very, very, I don't want to say fundamentalist, but just very Mormon, uber Mormon in Colorado. Like when you say very Mormon, what does that mean? Very Mormon.

I don't, it means you can't drink, you can't have coffee, what does that mean? Yeah, so very Mormon means my mom and dad were married in the temple. They wore sacred religious garments that represented their fidelity to the faith. They did not drink coffee, tea. It was not in our home. They did not drink alcohol. We went to church every Sunday for three hours, sometimes a meeting. And then we had like a weekly youth meeting. We stayed home on Monday nights as a family, didn't have any activities. We just Monday nights were like sacred family home evenings, which is like kind of a Mormon thing. And then, you know, we were all baptized. We all attended church. How many kids? Six kids. Wow. And I'm the middle daughter of three girls and three boys. So I'm like a middle, middle is what I like to say. So when you, when you were young, did you ever have a moment where you were like, this is, this is, there's something weird with this? Or were you always like loving it?

Always loving it. All in. Committed. Like, and are you committed today? No. No. No. So that's kind of what.

I'm a non-practicing Mormon. That's my new. And what does that mean? That means it's kind of a new term because Mormonism is based on behavior. And so in order to be Mormon, you have to be Mormon. practice it. But for me, my whole identity was so steeped in the faith and in the culture of it that just because I'm not practicing doesn't really remove it from me. 100%. And by the way, how could it? Because it's your whole, basically your whole life.

Who's like to find all this? Why can't you define yourself? There's not really a category for non-practicing Mormons. It would be like, this is an extreme, but sometimes extremes. Polarizing examples can help that like DM me your complaints act of Mormon. So more Someone's hear me talking. They're just like, she's crazy, you know, but I'm trying to break it down simply. It would be like saying I'm a non-practicing Quaker or Mennonite or Amish person. So like I have electricity and I don't wear the clothes and I don't drive a car and I don't do those things, but I'm Amish. Okay, but would you live in the Amish town or are you not in the Amish town? I mean, isn't it kind of hard to live in the Amish town? I think that would work. You just got like your music blaring and. your ring light, you know, and everybody else is just like, get her out. Wait, so here's my question. When you're young and you don't have tea and coffee and alcohol in your home, do you go seek that out when you're young? Or were you not into that until a certain

age? I wasn't into that until a certain age. I mean, I had curiosities for sure, but like we felt superior. Like, we felt like we had the truth. We were what every family wanted to be. We were, we were the only true church on the face of the earth that we were blessed and like a chosen people and you're really steeped in the superiority of it. And so you feel a strong allegiance to toe the line and represent the faith, but also it's even strong for allegiance to respect and your parents and their wishes, you know, and their expectations of you. So when did that like facade crack for you? Like when did you start to see things that you weren't liking. I'm going to say like totally honestly, I never really considered if I liked it or not because

I was just like a blind Fidel, you know what I mean? Like just total like loyalty. I could do the mental gymnastics to work around anything. Well, it makes sense because that's all you know. If you're born into it, that's and that's all you know, that's the norm. Right. So from us, we're like, this is crazy. I mean, I would last one second. They would kick me. They would kick me right the fuck out. I would, no chance. But, but I think if you're born into it and then it's normal, right? Like, because that's all you know. Yeah. And it's. and it's good. Right.

You know what I mean? Yeah. You have to keep that in mind. Like it works. You know, we have this beautiful family and love at home. And my dad is engaged in a provider and a patriarch. And my mom is a nurturer and a caretaker and a homemaker. And they have healthy children and money.

So, you know. The principles do work. It sounds like there's a lot of, I mean, there's a lot of obviously good things that come with it. Right. Family. I think mostly good. Yeah. Huh, that's interesting. You are right, though. There is a lot of good things that come with it.

I think it probably just starts to fall off the rails once you get, you know, if you get into other communities that aren't practicing and you start to be like, oh, these people are doing this and they seem to be okay. And then you start tampering. And then it's like, you're almost excommunicated in a way, right? Yeah. I mean, the process for me was much more different. The reason I paused for so long saying like, when did I start to like fracture from it is because I, it wasn't until I got divorced. So your whole marriage, you were fully practicing Mormon. I really want to talk about that because it sounds like on the show from what you've told us that you were doing all the things you thought you were supposed to be doing. And then like maybe you kind of felt like when you got out of the marriage, your eyes became more open. It sounds like. Yes, that's actually a scripture. But yes, my eyes became open and I could see. It's, I think, I don't know. So did you meet your husband in the Mormon church?

Yeah, fully. And what I was going to point out, just to bring it back to what Michael was saying about, like, different communities, you start to see different ways of life. We always saw different ways of life because we were, you know, living amongst normal people. And I was in Colorado even. So it was even less homogenously Mormon. Yeah. And I think you don't even start to consider other ways of life until the perfect image breaks. So when it, when it's working, you don't question it. When you're successful, your children are healthy. happy and safe. There's no aberration in the plan. And you've seen generation after generation kind of churn out, you know, young future presence of America. You don't question it because it works. And then you get divorced. You have a gay child. You have a transgender child. Your husband cheats on you. You lose a spouse. Like there's so many ways that the plan can get fractured. And then it's almost unresolvable within the confines of the faith. That makes total sense. I've never heard anyone it that way. It sounds like there's pros and there's cons, which there's pros and cons of everything, though. Yeah, but you have to consider what the cons are. And I think that for a long time,

we always tried to kind of look the other way with a lot of the, like, really polarizing issues at, like, abortion, gay rights, gay marriage. Like, we're a very, like, evangelical Christian church. And so they have a hard line on all of those principles, much harder line than other face because we have like, we have to like answer questions and like meet certain standards in order to. There's no gray area. There's no gray area. Yeah, it's black or white.

You have to answer a set of questions from two different men, local leaders in your community every two years in order to attend the temple, which is where active Mormons truly worship. Do you think looking back that there was a lot of people in the church that were doing things that they weren't quote unquote supposed to be doing? Like, for instance, maybe there's someone that. was a higher up in the church that was gay or maybe there's someone that's drinking coffee and alcohol at night and taking pills. Like, do you look back and see that? Yeah, because I became one of them. What do you mean? I mean, I became someone that was like actively Mormon, but then it was

like going out and partying with my friends once I got separated and divorced. So how was that like, it's messed up. Yeah. And that's what kind of forced me to like take a hard line because I was doing that game of there's more good than bad. There's so many wonderful things. But I was My kids were getting older. I was starting to have to like flub around and like kind of PR everything with the church. Like what do you mean Fred and Shane can't get married? You know, because they know they're Mormon. They know they're returned missionaries, but they also know they're gay.

You know what I mean? Like kind of that kind of concept. And like you have to be like, Heavenly Father will work it out. He loves all this. You know what I mean? But we know fundamentally they can't go to the temple and they can't be Mormon. That's the wild thing to me. I don't, that's what I don't understand. If you're born into a Mormon family and you're gay,

you can't go work it out with the church because you're gay. It's almost like a catch 22. It's a catch 22. So what do you do? You can, recently, we've tried to kind of evolve our social guidelines, our principles with the church. And like we say, we love you, we accept you. We don't believe that God made you this way, but we understand that you're dealing with it on earth. Got it. So the challenge, a struggle. But if you, you can be gay and be loved and embraced and you can be open about being gay. But you cannot have gay sex and you cannot be in a committed relationship with the same sex partner. Wow.

So it's just like, to say it bluntly, it's just not a, it's not a realistic expectation in a modern world because if you're gay and you're with a partner, you're going to have sex, you're going to want to get married. Yeah. And that's normal. And it shouldn't be. But. And why would you ask a lay person, not a priest, not a clergyman, not someone that's like to assume, a life of celibacy and self-denial for an institution or for, like, that's like the biggest part of life, you know, like who you fall in love with and how you, I think, I mean, I'm going to

cry because I'm like a huge romantic. It's crazy. You wouldn't want to ever say to someone like, this is what God wanted you to live like within these confines with kind of obviously like shame and doubt. And because if there's no way to be who you are and be Mormon, it's a catch 22. Let's talk about a woman's journey from pregnancy to postpartum. Mine was difficult. I'm not going to lie. I had a lot of postpartum depression and anxiety. But one thing I did have right was my vitamin. Of course, I took ritual, and I truly think it helped the postpartum process. I was not feeling very good. And about month four, I really stepped up my health, my nutrition, my vitamins, and into rituals. So mothers are pulled in every direction. We all know this. I mean, it's hard to prioritize yourself when you have a baby.

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You think your dad would have been cool? He's saying your dick come out of your way. I don't know. I'm just trying to. I want to party with your parents. My parents are fun. My parents are fun. My dad's fun. You'd like my dad. Brat is fun. But what I mean is it's like an extreme example like you were saying earlier. Like I'm giving an extreme example. So when I look at at Mormon culture, it's kind of like suppressing who you are as a person. It's like don't do or be anything that steps outside of the square. 100%. One thing that Lauren and I talk about a lot, and honestly the benefit of doing this show, it's like we've had so many conversations with so many different kinds of people with so many different sets of backgrounds. It's like what we work on all the time now is trying to see

the world from not just our perspective, but from somebody else's. And I think this is hard for us to relate to because we're both so outspoken and we've done a bunch of wild things. We just would never be able to, I guess, suppress ourselves. But speaking to you, understanding, like, if you're born into that culture and that way of life, you can understand why somebody would be, I don't say caught up because that's the wrong word, but would be ingrained in that culture and not think of strange. Like, programs a bad word too because it has cultish overtones, but I cannot even, I cannot deprogram myself enough.

You know what I mean? Like, I am so steeped in it. And that's why it was fun with Schwartsey and Katie, because I, like literally was like putting him on like I just am misogyny's bread in me I like deify men like a guy can do something and a girl can do something and be like he's amazing so amazing you know like I just I'm all messed up and like I did some stupid thing just works you like oh you get the first chip because I don't know you know I was just like kissing his ass I was totally in love with him and Katie like I was like presenting him the first trip and Katie just like reached over like

grabbed one I was just like and I couldn't even even like he was just like I couldn't even believe it. Like, I was so enamored with, like, an equal, emotionally intimate, balanced, fair relationship. Yeah. I do not have a lot of great examples of those in my life. Well, because the men in Mormon culture

are put on a pedestal, right? Like, they're the patriarchs. Absolutely. What a different experience that would be for you. Lauren, we're becoming Mormon, actually. It works. It works for the men. I mean... Actually, Lauren, now that I'm thinking about it, this... Have I ever in our whole entire 800 years of knowing you giving you the first chip?

Do you know what she said today? She's like, because today happens to be my birthday, which is no big deal. But it is. Oh, you're, you're, you're, it's a lot of you mentioned it. The reason I bring it up. It's my birthday. No big deal moving on. Listen, I mean, we don't know.

Thank you. Thank you. The reason I bring it up, though, is because Lauren looked at me and she goes, today you can do whatever you want. And I was like, I was like, well, that's like, what happened here? I was like, oh. Yeah, that's a plot twist. One day to year.

I guarantee there's going to be some chores thrown at me. Ineventively, whatever you want to do will be what. she wants to do because happy wife, happy life. I understand what you're saying in a way because so another thing, my grandma is full Japanese. You wouldn't know that about me just if you see me. But I grew up and two younger sisters.

And in the house, me and my dad could do no wrong in her eyes. Like, we do whatever we want. If I, you know, left clothes on the floor, made a mess or gotten a fight.

Like, it was never my fault. My sisters could like move a pencil in the wrong area of their, their place. I'd be like, what are you guys doing? Yeah. You're out of line.

Yeah. And I think it's, In Japanese culture, too, they put them in on a pedestal. You understand it intimately. I mean, that's really what it is. And it's not something you really want to blow up. Yeah. Because it works.

Yeah. I was trying to convince Lauren to spend a lot more time with my grandma. Or become Mormon. Because there's a lot of, like, nobility in it and martyrdom. And that really, I think, I just think it's a perfect storm. I think it's a perfect, you know what I mean, way to. Because basically, if you want, if you're feeling suppressed or you're feeling like, you want to do things that are not within the confines of the faith, that that, because it's

religious, that comes from the devil. You know what I mean? So it's just like, well, of course, like whatever strains I'm feeling in my heart aren't like my own self-divination. It's the devil trying to lead me astray from this perfect life of happiness and eternal joy. I think that you're so smart, though, because a lot of people would have gotten out of Mormonism and talked so much shit and said all these negative things. And why I think you're so smart is because there's this stoic quote. I forgot who it's by, but it's like nothing is good or bad. And I think we've gotten to this point in our culture where we have to label things as good

or bad. But what you've done is you've looked at this and you've said, well, there's good things in it and I'm going to take the good things and still use the good things. I think it doesn't have to be all bad. Yeah. But it does kind of feel like a throw the baby out with the bathwater. type of deal. Yeah. Yeah. And then that's totally understandable. I can see that. It must be like, but I could tell during that we watched that reunion show. And there's a point

when I think Whitney and her husband were talking about how they were, I don't think they kept out. And I'm just like crying. Yeah. And I could see like it was a painful thing. Probably because you get so ingrained in this community. And then all of a sudden you're like almost in a way can't be part of the community. Right. Like that's got to be difficult. Exactly what it is. Because I was ingrained in this community and then I got divorced. And there are divorced more. every day, but you have to like ideally live a life of celibacy or get remarried. Those are your two options. If you're a divorced Mormon. Wait, you can't go fuck whoever you want. No, well, you can. And then you can either lie and lie about it and no, it'll know, or you can. And if you tell people,

you will be excommunicated. So does that come with shame? Yeah. Yeah. Like a lot. And also kind of this overwhelming, like, burden, you have three babies, you're divorced, you're like, I have to meet a man, date him, not have sex with him, then marry him, have sex with him, and move him in at that point into my home with my children and build a life if I want to be a Mormon. I mean, I got to see the penis and what I'm working with and like, is, like, what are, what are the, I mean, I got to look at the whole thing. That's what I was facing. I mean, it's, it was astonishing me. And I, I got married as a virgin. No way.

Well, yeah, you're not allowed to have sex either. I mean, it's not like they say no coffee, no tea, no booze. Fuck anybody you want. It's this new faith. Be a lot cooler if they did. Yeah, it's called straight edge and, you know, be a lot. I mean, this is really surprising for me because when I was 12, I gave Michael a blowjob on the tennis court over high school.

I mean, this is a little surprising. Blow jobs are fine. Oh, blow jobs are fine. Yeah, blow jobs are fine. We called it the green belt in our neighborhood, but yes. Blowjaws are okay. They're not technically. But you know what I mean?

It's just that purity culture of like the boys can mess around or whatever. But they have the same standards, but we just look the other way because it's the culture. And the girls, you know, you don't want to be like a licked Reese's peanut butter cup or you don't want to be a used shoe or a stretched out sock. Like literally. I was a licked peanut butter cup. I was worked out. I was probably a used shoe for myself. I want to go back and I want to talk about how you met your husband.

said you were a version and sort of. A version of a virgin. A version of a virgin. She can't even say the word. A virgin. I've mispronounce words a lot. I get in trouble. I want it. She just goes up in flames. I know. She's just like like a virgin. Like air quotes. I can't even like say it. A burr. That's what I want my daughters to be like. I want them to have that type of healthy, normal, shame-free attitude about their sex life. Tell me hang out with me for a few days. I'm going to. You can totally hang out with me for a few days. When you meet your husband, is this at school, is at the church? And then how did sort of your marriage go? Was it a healthy, happy marriage before you guys got divorced? Like looking back, what was that journey like?

I mean, I think if it was a healthy, happy marriage, it wouldn't have ended in divorce. Yeah. But was it ever at a point healthy and happy? I would say definitely happy. I think healthy. I have a different version of what healthy is now. And what was the version before? So basically I went to BYU, which is a Mormon university. Okay. There's no drinking on campus. There's no sleeping with anyone on campus. There's not anywhere. You can't drink anywhere.

You know, you can go off campus and drink. You just can't. And so it was a pretty tame college experience. And then I went on a mission as a Mormon missionary to like do charitable missionary work and proselytize like to the people of France. And I did that for a year and a half and then I came home. I'm out of breath. Hold on.

It's such an emotional story. What it? So you go away for a year. and a half away from your family. And from my standpoint, it seems that you pass out brochures to everyone. Is that what? That's the Jehovah's witnesses. You're a half away from family. Mormon, I'm thinking maybe this doesn't sound as bad as you're just kidding. You get two years because you're a man. I'm just kidding, dad. Yeah. Love you mom. Love you, dad. This is something Michael and I are so passionate about and that is Skillshare. There is time right now.

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Yeah, I'm a two-by-two. You know, we didn't have doors really, but we'd like sonar in the like apartments, you know, knock on doors. Say, Bonjour, we're some missionaire of the church. Wow, you speak amazing French. We're going to the south of France. Here we go, baby.

Wait, so then you would, what if they said, well, I want to invite you in my house to know more. So you go in their house. And we were of the era where we had a very specific protocol. And so me, with all my social anxieties and who I am, like this is really like pretty me stripped raw, but me trying really hard to be a great Mormon. So I'm still like socially aware, but I'm also like militant. Does that make sense?

Yeah. So what we would do is if they let us in within the first 30 seconds of being in their home, we would kneel down and offer a prayer to challenge them to listen. to what we have to say and pray to know if it's true. Wow. And like I still get full cringe goosebumps because it was like it made me understand like blind obedience in a way because I had to overcome like every single thing about me. Like every single social anxiety. Yes, in order to kneel down with like sometimes they're my age. And I wanted to be cool. You know what I mean? Like I didn't. But I was. I was.

so steeped in it. I thought like it was cool. Yeah, that makes sense. But what are the reactions of the majority of people that you're doing that to? I mean, let's be fair. The people that are letting us in are into stuff like that. You know what I mean? Have you ever invited in a random missionary? Are you alone? No, it's two by two, two women together. What if you're locking on a man's door and he says, come in and you kneel down and he's like, you're not allowed to go in. We mostly, we were only allowed to teach women. Okay. And families, but the wife always had to be there.

That makes sense. Okay. Because that nowadays, I feel like with a man kneeling down two women. I mean, it sounds like a segment of porn hub that needs to be explored. This is a new. Mormon porn. Mormon porn does exist. It does?

Wow. Okay. I'm sure. Something else were you Google tonight. We just had Sophia Franklin from, and she was one of the duo of it, but she was part of her daddy. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. She's got her own brand, but she was telling us this thing about sounding where men stick needles up there. Yeah, this is the new thing. And hit. I'm like, I'm this. Wait, a needle in the urethra? Yeah. She was telling us how guys love it.

I'm like, I'm too busy. We don't need to sound you tonight. We don't need to go down this. Just the precision would require like, it's like 2 a.m. You're like, babe, come here. Let's try it. I can do it. I had to end the interview.

I was like, Lauren, don't get any fucking ideas. I mentioned this because I'm learning. that my view of what I thought was porn there's a lot of other things out there. There's a huge thing. So you go on your mission and then do you come back and you meet your husband? Basically.

And like you have to understand the context is like I went to BYU. I went to college to get married. We kind of like pretended like the Trojan horse was like getting an education but that was really not the objective. And none of us were like there to get an education.

We're there to find a husband, a Mormon husband and get married and have babies and populate the earth. So I failed because I graduated from college without a boyfriend or without a boyfriend and without a husband. So it's a devil whammy. And so I was kind of like, what do I do now? And basically unmarried single women went on missions if they had it in them. And it was kind of like a feminist nod. But it really, really all it was is a way to like bide my time because I wasn't married and I needed to be. So when you come back, you immediately meet your husband. I met him. Yeah. Let me ask you this. Looking back, because my main thing on this podcast,

I always talk about if you're in a relationship, don't settle for anything less than like what you think you deserve. I don't think people should settle just because society tells you to. When you meet your husband is your brain thinking, I just got to get married, I just got to check this box. I, yeah, but much more so than that. It was saying, find somebody and like, marry the first guy that asks, like, as long as they like you, I was, I could have liked anyone. You know what I mean? Like, it, I was so committed to the idea of Mormonism and the idea of marriage and my role in that marriage. It was irrelevant to my marriage. You could have taken, just any person. If he was into me, I, I, done. What if he's like the most boring fucking person you've

ever met. Doesn't matter. I mean, I think there has to be an initial thing. I mean, he wouldn't be into me if he was. Right. Right. Yeah. He's, there has to be like that. But if I were completely honest, like, with myself, I never would have said that out loud back then. I would have been like, oh, I want to, I want him to love me and know me and want to build empires with, but I was just like, listen, if he's interested, I'll make it happen. So do you guys get married? The water will rise to the level. How quickly is it like a month? He proposed. I met him. I had moved to Huntington Beach. And I was working because Huntington Beach was this huge singles community. In California.

Yeah. The Huntington Beach Singles Ward. I never knew that. Yeah. And we grew up there. I lived in Huntington Beach for like seven years. I didn't know there was a big Mormon community there. You're going to die.

Well, because you guys are pretty self-absor. What can I say? I don't know. I mean, you are so fucking self-absor. I don't know what it is. I think that we just,

nobody invited us into the community. No one, why has no one invited us into the community? Well, because they were, They were dry Harry Potter parties that you guys probably weren't interested in attending. What's a dry party? Exactly.

Mormons are famous for them. So how quickly after you got married did you have kids? Two years. And you have three beautiful children. Yeah, I have good kids. My kids are the reason that I like blew up my whole life and I'm doing everything I'm doing. Well, your life seems like it's going pretty damn good now. I mean, you would think.

But you just more money, more problems, more TV, more problems. So I feel truly grateful. Like my life is completely transformed from what it was. So were there points in your marriage that stood out that you were like, I can't do this anymore? Like was there weird things that weren't working? Yeah. From like day four.

But it just doesn't matter. Like he's telling you what to do. Like what do you mean? It's not like that. Like it's much more sinister and much more subtle. It's just like here's an example. And it's on me. It's on him a little bit, but like Michael said, like, this is working for him.

And I fed into it. So I love sushi. I don't think in 14 years of marriage, we ever got sushi, not one time, not ever. Oh, my God. Just because he didn't like it? Because I knew he didn't like it. So I never was like, oh, well, you're going to just take one for the team. I never would even offer it.

So, like, guess what my favorite Dave's barbecue? I love the tap up we go to Dave's Barbecue. We'll get your special number four. We'll see an action movie. So you just always were doing like. I became that person. Yeah. That makes sense that you were.

I wanted to be that person. I deeply, I did love Dave's barbecue. But I forgot that I really didn't because you just lose yourself. Wow. It's like you tell yourself the same lie over and over and over that eventually it like becomes your truth. Yeah. Whoever fucking dates you better take you to fucking sushi every Friday night. It would make me uncomfortable.

What? Because like I just, I, I, I would feel. like selfish unless you really like it. If you really like it, then we'll go. But if you don't really like it, I don't want you to just do it for me. Like, I don't know. I have compersion. You know what's weird. As a viewer of your show, you see you on the show evolve like that. Like in the beginning, you see you kind of not sticking up for yourself. And then you start to find your voice. And then by the reunion, I was like, go. Heather. I was in bed. Rabid. No, I was like, good for you. But I think that's why people identify with you so much and like you so much on the show. It's because you can

see this evolution of someone like kind of like owning their power. Right. Yeah. I mean, that absolutely happened. And it, I watch it too. And like even just my like, I physically kind of change, like just the, my vibe, my energy. And that was filmed over the course of like, I mean, almost a full calendar year. I'm going to say a full calendar year. Yeah. When Meredith was on here, like I was surprised at how often you guys film and how much. It's like a full-time thing. Yeah. I don't think people realize how much filming actually takes place.

A lot of filming. I mean, hours and hours. And it's like, I love the process. Like, I love the process. But it is the same vibe as like sex addiction, drug addiction. Why? Because you get addicted to the cameras? You get addicted to the experience, the endorphin rush.

It's like fight or flight. And like, because it kicks in. Like, you're still exactly who you are, but it's hyper-realized. I think that's really interesting. Because I think a lot of people... No one's ever said that. And that's so honest. Drugs is like hyperrealization, right?

Yeah. Yeah. It's the same bucket. That's why Housewives are always DTF. But I think people that look at House... I think this is refreshing to hear because a lot of people that watch the Housewives franchise, you know, people come in other Housewives. I'm like, oh, it's just like they act like it's this normal, natural thing.

And as a viewer, everyone's like, how can this be normal when all of a sudden in your entire life is put on for the entire world to see? A lot of the controls taken away from you. You're maybe a lesser known person and all of a sudden now the world knows you. Yeah. Like, that's got to be a fucking trip, but nobody ever addresses that and talks about the adrenaline rush and all the way you change as a person that you have to. You have to. There's no way you can. I mean, unless you're, I don't know.

Associate. Yeah. I don't see how you can't change from all of a sudden you go from somebody who's not a public person, private, and all of a sudden you're fully out there. Fully out there. Quick break because I need to discuss birth control. I've recently had so many DMs from women all over the world asking for more resources. and information and discussion around birth control. So I learned recently that there are more than 21 million women

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sex and only use it when you need it. But you have to apply it again before each act of vaginal sex. So when you try it, remember, one dose, one hour, one act. And I have to tell you guys how it works because it's insane really. Like I kind of geeked out when I learned this. And you know me, I had to overshare. We're going to go there. Normally, without Fexi, when a guy comes and semen enters the vagina, it causes the pH of your vagina to increase, which allows sperm to keep swimming and make their way up there to fertilize your egg.

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I've had a different experience than I anticipated having. In a good or bad way? I'm going to say, good. Mostly because I thought I would feel uber vulnerable, like, that every, like, barb and slang would just, like, kill me. because people would be critical, they'd be openly critical, and I feared that. Like, I was terrified of, like, reading something that would just, like, never leave my mind.

One of my best friends went on The Bachelor. She's going to hate me for – she's going to love me for telling this story. She went on The Bachelor, and she was, like, a single mom, and she got sent home week two, which is devastating to me, and I've never forgiven her. How could she do that to you? I was just like, what did you first? I mean, why would you say that to him? Did you not know how to, like, cater to him?

Could you not pick up on what he needed? Like, so pissed. And somebody tweeted to her when she got kicked off, Goodbye, older-looking long-faced mom. Oh, my God. And she's stunning. She's, you know, she's over the moon stunning. And so it's funny to me because she's not an older-looking long-faced mom.

The Internet's the fucking worst. The worst. And, like, we still laugh about it. 10 years later, I'll just be like, goodbye, older looking long-faced mom. It's been so fun spending time with me. It's so absurd that things people pay attention to. And that's never left me. So I feared that.

Like, I feared having that and that being just like my mantra. And I feared that like, that's what I was afraid of. But in fact, what happened is I don't. What people say. It's the exact opposite. But you come off as a very self-assured, strong woman. So I think that's why it doesn't. But people like don't.

believe that I can be. Does that make sense? I mean, I don't know why, but like they just don't believe that I should be. So they're always just like, you should like yourself. And I'm like, I do, man. I'm just also aware that I hate myself. You know what I mean? Which is, by the way, I feel like every person. I know that. I think that's all, but that's, I think, I think, I think why people love you so much is that you're just brutally honest. And the way you feel is probably how the majority of people, like, we all love and hate ourselves. Right. You're just very vocal about it, where everyone else is putting this mask on saying, like, I love myself. Everything's perfect. Maybe that's deflection on their part.

Yeah, but women do it all the time. Just like, I think a little humility could do us all well. I think a little community, a little less competition, a little more support. How quickly after your divorce? Did you join housewives? And how did that transpire? Like, how did you get on housewives? Lisa Barlow.

So I separated from my husband in like 10 years, nine years ago. Oh, so it was a while ago. Yeah. That's why everyone's just like, why are you so wounded? I'm like, that's how wounded I was. Yeah. Not because of heartbreak. Heartbreak would have been a walk in the park.

It was life implosion and no palatable future, no sense of how to even put the pieces back together. Because the only reason I got married was to be married and have a family. And it's probably hard to not have a lot. You can't almost talk to people outside of your community because they don't understand. And if you talk to people in your community, you're not going to get the answers you're seeking. Yeah, exactly. There's just, there's not a lot of people that have navigated it in a way that was going to work for me. There are a lot of people that get divorced and get remarried and are blissful, happy Mormons, active Mormons. You know, it's a small bump. And I admire that,

but it was not going to work for me. I didn't want to blend a family. I didn't want to raise someone else's kids. I did not want to be the type of wife and mother I had been in my marriage to someone else's kids and a new man. So what did you do when you're going against the grain like that? How did that feel? Like what I didn't tell anyone. I just was kind of in limbo. I just was absolutely dead inside because if you have no hope and no, the only reason I was still alive was like, I didn't want to mess my kids up anymore than I already had by like being from a broken family and being divorced from their dad. So I was, I was like your kids seem very well adjusted though. Maybe that there's, I feel like there's a silver lining. They've seen someone step into their own power.

I mean, that's the hope, right? But like that was really. my only, it sounds so dark, but it, but it was dark. You know, no one would have seen me as dark. I was still showing up. I was still doing the birthday parties like mom of the year, you know, like high energy cracking jokes, clean house, but I was just totally dead inside. That is so honest. I think you need to write a book. Sorry, add it to the bathtub. Dead inside, but still the life of the party. Yeah, no. I think my first tagline that it got rejected. I bet that's so relatable. Because I don't think you're probably not the only person who's gone through life that way. Well, don't you think parenthood requires that in a way?

You have to just like kind of shut down everything you want to do all of your instincts and just do what you have to do. Yeah, like today I was so hungover. I'm so hungover and I got to change a diaper and I got to put my game face on. Yeah. It's like you can be dating a guy that won't wake up for anything. And then like 2 a.m. Like you hear a bit. You know what I mean?

It forces you. It's like a hard stop. on personal indulgence. And I think that's what you do, what I did. Like, I just did that same, just shut down what I wanted or needed to be a good wife, to be a good mother, to be a good Mormon. So how long after did you join the housewives nine years later? Three years. And so, no, I got divorced. It took us like three years to get divorced just because I basically wouldn't do anything. It wasn't litigious and it wasn't, what's it called like violent? I don't know. It wasn't a big deal. I just, I didn't do anything and he didn't do anything. And I assumed he was going to come back, but he didn't. So I was, had been officially divorced for three years and Lisa Barlow called me or texted me and said, you know, I'm working on a show for businesswoman in Utah. I think you'd be great. Would you be interested? Is she the recruiter or producer of the show? I feel like it's Lisa Barlow's show for sure. Like she's like, she's started it. She's kind of takes on a motherly producer like role.

So she sort of handpicked the characters. Joan Crawford. She was handpicking who she thought was going to get the viewers. So did she know it was housewives? Mm-mm. None of us did. I didn't even suspect. When you found out it was housewives, what did you do?

You know when I started to think it might be housewives is when Jen Shaw joined the cast? It took on it. It just shifted because she's such a housewife. It didn't become like, you know, it's not going to be about business women in Utah. You know what I mean? Yeah. You have 40 pieces of luggage. and nine assistants.

Like that's, we're not, we're not doing like fiscal, you know, like reports. That it's housewives. Who told you? Our production team.

Like, and do you find that out after you filmed everything? Yeah, we'd filmed everything. They shopped the show. We thought it was going to be more like a, like a Southern Charmed or a,

you know, we just didn't know, summer house. Like we just, we had no, I mean, I'm assuming these things, but we didn't even know

if Bravo was going to pick it up. So I really just never thought anything was going to come of it. I thought it was a great experience. I love. it. I was, I desperately wanted it, but I didn't even think it was possible. So when you hear that, were you like freaking the fuck out that you already filmed all the stuff? Yeah. Like I, I, I started to think and they, so they sold the show like immediately. We filmed in June. They sold it the first

week of July. I mean, you could see why. I mean, I, right? But I didn't know. I had no concept. And I didn't know how they, I didn't know how it was all going to work. The editing is, I told Meredith. The geniuses. The editing. is very different than the other housewives. Whoever editing that is very, very creative. It's the same production team as Housewives of New York. Yeah. It's different though than O.C. Beverly Hills.

There's something that I do. I feel like there's a totally different rhythm. Yeah. Like the church bells and the fast forward and then they wind it back. And then post-Milone. I'm just like, I die. And like when they did like the absolutely with me with the thumbs up, like they just they cut it.

I die. I think they're so funny and genius. And they always find things that I never even consider to be funny. Like, I crack jokes constantly. Like, I literally am like, walka, walka. Like, I can't not be in the room and just be like the court jester. So I'm just, they probably are just like sifting through a lot of my shit that I think's really funny. And then I'll say something like flapper with kinkles and it'll make it. You know, it's always the one-offs. Like, never what I anticipate. Never. What I find interesting after talking to, we was talking to Meredith the other day. we were talking about do you go back and watch the stuff after it's filming and

I think to your point like a lot of this stuff it's transpired a year ago and then you see it a year later and even if it's something that pisses you off it's kind of like well it's been a year. Yeah and you've like healed from it so then you're just like oh my gosh am I like weeping in a hot pot like pull yourself together

it's just like it felt it was but it was so hyper realized. So if you when you watch that and you see it like a year later and you see something you don't like are you do you go and like stir it up all over again and get angry? You're like, fuck, it just happened a year ago and I'm over it now. It doesn't stir up any of the feelings. I mostly watch it and like laugh and remember or think, wow, you were hurting. If only you knew that like it wasn't going to

get better. So it's therapeutic in a way. It is. It's totally cathartic and therapeutic. And for me, it's as basic as I have a reason to live aside from my children. Because the business, I was just doing the business to because you got to do. You know what I mean? Because what else you're going to do, right? I was just kind of plotting along like whatever is going to happen. I never thought I'd be on a television show. I never thought it would become anything. They told us like maybe in October that they were going to call it housewives. And then Andy announced it at BravoCon in November. As a business owner, you've created a massive business. I mean, it's crazy. Can you talk to us about that journey and how you're now intertwining housewives with it? Yeah, I think that I was always entrepreneurial

and always just kind of, you know, like what we're doing right now. Like, I'm never going to do that business. Let's go into business, you know, like a new segment of porn. Like, I just do that constantly. I think that's a nature of our culture, too. Like, Mormons are like multitaskers. We're creative. We are, we show up. We're industrious. Like, we're always active. It's use it up, wear it up, wear it out. It's a very productive community. Yeah, we're productive. Like the beehive is our emblem. So we try to like always be active in mind, body. spirit, basically. So I was always doing like little shtick stuff, you know, like I had a social media company and I was doing like Instagram for small businesses, just, I mean like five or six.

I'm very just cottage industry, just like me feeling useful. And I was doing it for a med spot for free Botox. And I had a divorce settlement and the guy's business was failing and I'm out of breath again. It's so exciting. Such an exciting time of me. new awarenesses. He was running a shitty company. I had like a lot of personal issues with the medical industry. I hated it. I hated the medspa experience.

I hated the blend of retail and medicine. It didn't make sense. And I just started kind of like advising them. I mean, I was just a mom. I was a, I was just a divorced mom that was good at Instagram. It sounds like you have a creative side. Yeah, I think I'm creative, but I just, I think I just, had like, I don't know. I don't know why I thought what I was saying was important or he listened,

but he just did. But it is like the number one beauty hotspot to go to separate from you. It's through the roof. Yeah. It's like, can you tell, like, tell the audience and Michael exactly all the things you can do. Because I've seen as a viewer, like, tell me how you can completely fix me up here. You could use a little Botox on the person. If you do me, I'd be like, you don't need anything. You're perfect. No. Lauren, let's start with some Botox. And we're going to get you on a cleanse. I can use a little chlorophyll. You want to be like, you. You want to be like, you. You want to be crying. You want you to rough it around. I love it. What we can start with is a full facial chemical peel. He could use a little Botox brawlift. I could use, yeah, I can use some help,

especially after the week I've just had. Yeah, it's your birthday, you know. He mentioned some birthday boaths. He's mentioned it four times. Happy birthday. I was waiting for, I thought there was a whole parade starting for hours. Nothing's happening yet. No. And let the confetti drop now. Where is everyone? This isn't everybody, is it? Come on, guys. Let's walk into this studio. Hello. No, no, but with an anticipatory smile. Just, just Lauren again. So explain, beauty lab, all the like little things that you can get there, the big things, the procedures, what's the whole concept?

Okay, so the whole concept of beauty lab is we're not a med spa. We are a lab and we value your time, your money, and your ability to dictate how you want to look and what you want us to do to your face. Love it. Yeah. You value my time? Like, where do I set up? Number one, value your time and money. So important.

So we have, in concept, we have transparent pricing. Our prices are, you know, clear. There's no upsell. There's no commission. There's no tipping. You just, it's like Target. Like, you know what you're going to buy. You put it in your cart and you get it.

So that takes away like a lot of variables. No tipping. All the things. No, no. I get what you're saying. Because no tipping. So you can't even if you want a tip, you can't tip. If you leave $20 on a pillow, we assume you want a hand job.

Good to know, good to know. And we will credit that money to your account. It's like our card. For your birthday. I thought and you said, and we will. And I was like, oh.

And then we said, credit your card. Yeah, we'll credit the money to your account. They're going to pull that one clip and they're going to put it. We think it's for a hand job and we will cut. And we will execute. See,

if this was like Bravo editing, that's, I would be like, that's how you cut right. Right. Right. It says credit card. They have never changed what's happening.

They just put it together geniusly. You know what I mean? They just split the context. They never trunk. Like, yet, nor anybody I've seen, but it is a fear. Because you'll, like, I kind of felt like when I said, I don't want you to educate me, when I was really saying, I don't think it's your responsibility to educate me. I know it's my job. But it came off as me just being like, I don't want to learn

anything, you know? It's just like, it's the timing of stuff. I would have to be real careful. I think you guys are in an interesting time because viewers have gotten used to seeing the franchise of housewives. So they kind of know now, like, the way that the editing, like, I don't think people hold you to the same account as they would have in the past. Like they understand, okay, like maybe this was moved around, maybe the edit. But also Utah has experienced stretched as a housewife fan because now I'm going to need every single franchise to step at the fuck up. You know what I mean?

So that's experience stretched for me. I get to. I feel that. I do. I can't believe I'm a part of it. So it's still so surreal. But yeah. I want to know how your life has changed in Utah.

When you walk down the street are people coming up to you or no because it's COVID. People are coming up to me. Like, you know, Costco, Target. Mostly nice? All nice. I've never had a mean. I haven't had a mean one yet. So they come up to you.

They want a selfie. Like you're my favorite. I love you. Can I take a picture? I love your shoes. You know. Well, I think that's interaction. I love it.

Is that pressure though? Do you have to like dress up every single day? No, I don't. I mean, I don't. I don't. Okay. Here's another business idea. I'm going to need you to make some meat sticks that are available in Costco.

I know. I haven't gotten a meatball sponsorship yet, but Baby Bell cheese did send me like a crate. Baby Bell sponsor Heather. Yes. But give a stick with the cheese. If I was running a meat stick company, I'd fire every social media manager. How do you not have a sponsorship? How do they not just like, I will eat it with, you know, I will eat it. I will eat it's endless. Maybe I'm not marketable. I don't know. sticks of Utah. So you say when you go out, you like it when people come up to you. Everyone's been nice. There's been no negative experience. What about social media? Yeah, I had, I mean, I started out so low that like the best way for me to describe it is like when social, when we got announced as housewives, I was not a typical housewife candidate. You know what I mean? I think about people are like, what's going on yet? I didn't feel like that at all. I feel like you, for some reason in the I saw you on screen at the beauty lab.

And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so excited for this. You're kind. But people, like, just ripped me, ripped me before they saw it air at all. So they didn't really know anything about me. There's a lot of BS going on with the cast and Instagram accounts that were, like, targeting me and, you know, targeting Whitney and pretty cruel. They, like, they would never use my face. They would just use a Shrek icon. And, I mean, it was endless and it was continual.

I'm going to say this. You are so beautiful. And you really have such good energy. For anyone to use that icon needs to go fuck themselves. Listen, Shrek's the anti-hero, man. Shrek's cool. And Shrek's skin is pretty amazing. A lot of people would kill to be Shrek.

What's something we've been talking about a lot on this show? That is just like so gross. So that people on the internet are sitting in their basement saying things like that. That really makes me happy to hear people. Like, here's what I think. It makes me happy to hear people in real life are nice because I firmly believe, and I talk about this a lot, but like 80 to 90% of people are actually good, nice people. this small like 5, 10% of miserable trolley people are the most vocal people, right? Because like if you're a normal, nice, good person, you're not going to be vocal.

And you're not attacking random strangers on the internet or being rude because you're a normal, nice, good person. That's like not a fucking wacko. Right. But if you're like part of this small 5, 10% of trolley miserable people, you're just super loud. And I think the problem with social media is it rewards those people, right? It rewards the loud trolley voices. And that's sensational. Right. So it gets shared more. So we get to this place. where people think that's the majority of the world. But I refuse to believe that. I think most of the people we all interact with are not crazy people. Yeah, we're just not putting it out there like that faction of people are. Yeah, because I've never in my life seen something on the internet where I felt the need to be. You know what? Now I got to take to the internet. I got to write something. I got to attack this person because this is really disrupting my life. Google's clip art of Shrek. You know what I mean? Like think about the person that that has to be, right? That's a broken person.

It's like cut it out and like fit it in the tiles. Show your perfection. If you're going to call someone that, show your perfection. This is the thing. And I don't, I know that people think it's just like me compensating. Like I really don't care that I'm called Shrek because I don't lead with what I look like. Of course, I don't want to offend people. I don't want to, I don't want to turn people off. But like, I don't lead with that. And I don't want people.

I don't esteem it is that important with people I love in my life. So like, the fact that people are so devastated for me is also kind of patronizing. That makes sense. That makes sense. Because, like, I have a good, great life. I'm on TV, man. You don't need what you look like, but you are beautiful. I totally appreciate that.

And I believe I'm beautiful. I really do. Yeah. And you also have a beautiful personality. So I guess, I don't know, it just rubs me the wrong way that people are in their, like in their basements, not being nice. Well, to your point, when that was happening, I had a private Instagram account. There was no footage.

There was no counterpoint to it. So it just felt like cyanide. And it was like, it would be like cyanide in this little cap. And so it was, it was like so toxic and like deadly. And then the show aired, Bravo kind of started to promote me. Whereas before it was all self-promotion and I wasn't self-promoting. So, you know, Jen was doing like photoshoots at the salt flats with like caravan of like Broadway props. Pink red carpets.

And I was just like taking a selfie in my car like, me. You know, he was just like, I just was trying to like live organically, you know. So I was not, I wasn't playing the game enough on social media and I got trolled for it. So that was cyanide in this, but then the show aired and people loved me. And now it's like five drops of cyanide in an ocean of good. Good. That's good to hear. So it's still there, but it's not loud anymore because the good people.

And good people, like nobody, I mean, we all remember what it's like being in school and like nobody likes a bully, right? And people see these people as bullies. And I think the pendulum is really swinging, especially when you start to get into like the culture we're in. And people are not happy with people tearing other people down anymore. Like it's not in vogue anymore. And it was for a minute, which was kind of scary. But people are now like, hey, you're going to rip people down and be a bully.

Like, go fuck yourself, right? Like, get out of here. I think that's the majority of people that are sick of it. So, yeah. Now when you hear any hate on the internet, you just let it fall off your back doesn't even bother you anymore because you've heard it all. Yeah. Yeah. You've experienced stretch that.

I used to like apologize and reply and say, I'm so sorry. you misinterpreted that night. I'm just like, now I'm just like, yeah, honestly, if they don't like you, they're probably watching more. I mean, they say the best, most successful housewives are 50% loved and 50% hated. Of course, I'm just like, well, that's not going to be. I want to be pleasing to everybody. No, I think this, I think this is like amazing therapy for everything that you've gone through to be able to put yourself out there and be like, I don't give a shit if you like me or hate me. Well, I grew up watching professional wrestling, like that. Yeah. And it, entertaining. There's always the character that the audience fucking hates and there's one they love. And

like they have to have those people to keep people engage. And what's funny is over time, like look at someone like The Rock as an extreme example. But he was the most hated person in wrestling when I was watching as a kid. And then he was the most loved. And now obviously he's, he's the Rock. He's who he is. But people, you know, they go in these journeys with with these characters. And so. And there's like an arc for it all. And I, I feel that. And I get scared because it was such an upward trajectory for me, honestly, because it was so low. And then people liked me. So like I'm, now I have something to lose. Before I was just like, I don't, you know.

I think you're going to be around. If it happens, it doesn't, it doesn't. And I want to stay there. Like, I want to go back to just like ground level because I'm comfortable there. Being dead inside is actually very safe and comforting. But I imagine. Hello, darkness, my old friend. I love that song.

I imagine you probably get a ton of messages from people in the Mormon community that have led similar lives to you that look at you as someone's like, oh, I don't know. necessarily have to be so ashamed of changing my lifestyle. So I imagine like that happens, that has to happen to you all the time now. It happens a lot. I feel like that's kind of like the audience I've, that's been most rewarding for me and that I've really connected with are just marginalized Mormons. Like a lot of women who got our divorced Mormons and that, that story just like they feel it. And a lot of kind of the things I talk about like that I never really considered having a career. I didn't even consider it. Like I never considered.

considered anything other than being a mom and having kids. And so that's why like when that option of a nuclear family is taken away from you, it, I didn't, I didn't have any other path to plot. I was screwed. What do your kids say now? Are they so proud of you? They're so glad I'm divorced because I got to finally be the mother that I, I'm a different person, like I'm a different person when I'm a wife, obviously, you know? What do you mean? What's the difference? Like, I didn't like sushi and I loved dumb movies. And if he didn't like the movie, I got up and left, even though I was dying inside. If he told me to ask for our money back, I did it. Like, he wasn't mean or commanding. I just, my version of marriage was he's the head of the family and you're the

neck and you just make it work. It sounds like you almost suppressed your personality so he could fully, fully suppressed my personality. I mean, parts of it. Like, and then there are parts where I would like explore it. But to be a divest, Vought religious person, you have to suppress a lot of your personality, you know, and your instincts, I think. Think of, like, Orthodox Jews. Like, think of the Amish. Think of Mennonites.

Like, it's not, you don't wake up and, like, want to milk a cow and not have light after 5 p.m. But you do it because you believe it's a better life. And if you stop doing it, the life you know will end. Yeah. Whoa. Well, this may get me in some truck, it's a flock. but like the Catholic, there's obviously problems in that church and the community that's been

brought to light. And I think whenever you're suppressing someone to an extreme degree, the worst of humans are going to come out because it's so suppressed. So by the time it gets out, it's like it takes the most like aggressive form. Yeah, it's like the most sinister because it's secretive, right? Yeah, it's like in the dark you can do it secretively like when you're deceiving, then the darkness knows no bounds, you know, like lights and antiseptic. You know, I mean. Like if you're talking about it, like, I'm going to be gay, then you're not going to like tend to be celibate and like molest young boys. You know what I mean? Like you're going to find a healthy way to explore your sexuality. Does that make sense? Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

And I think that that's something that people should think about when it comes to suppression is it breeds the darkest stuff because people, like, same as holding a deep secret. Like it, it comes out in terrible ways. Yeah. Or if you're like, if you're, if you're me and I don't feel like, I don't, and this is just me personally, I don't have to suppress anything. Like, I'm not that interesting to anyone anymore. It's like, okay, like, he went on a bender and, like, had too many drain. Like, who cares? It's my, if somebody who's so suppressed is, they're going to go to an extreme because they never get to do it. Yeah. And that's like why there's, I think, a lot of addiction or like the highest opioid addicted state. We have a lot of highest suicide. You know,

we have a lot of high expectations for congregants. And then also, but no avenue to successfully be who you are. It's a little bit like, prison reform, what we were talking about earlier, how they put the prisoner in jail, but there's no outlet for rehabilitation. And you said you were passionate about that. Can you speak on that a little bit? Yeah, well, I mostly because I'm attracted to criminals. I love bad boys and I love criminals. And I've dated a guy that went to prison. And I'm dated a guy that is currently in prison. And I think prison is awful. Yeah, it's really not really how they treat people. And I think, our justice system is totally messed up.

And I think that drugs should be legalized and that everyone should be expunged from prison that's in for nonviolent crimes. And I think that policemen should not police humanity, you know? I hope that they can do. I think there's probably a lot of police that agree with you. Yeah. And they don't want to police certain things. They've come on the show. Not they've come on the show.

They've come on reality shows and said that there's a 60 days in. And the policemen say that. Yeah. I mean, a lot of these laws are not set up for long-term success, right? Like, I mean, the fact that there's people doing long-term prison stints right now for marijuana, where it's, and it's legal in many states now. It's kind of crazy to me. It's like something that is completely legal.

You know, like even when the lockdowns happen, like a lot of dispensaries in California were considered essential businesses, right? And they kept them open. And I thought to myself, there are people in California and all sorts of other states. They're in prison, 20, 30, 40 years for something that people are just showing. up with a little card and buying like they're buying a cart and whatever they want to need. That's unfair. And we recognize the need to self-medicate and to have medical marijuana or recreational marijuana

in a quarantine sequestered situation. And what is more quarantine than prison? Like all of those guys should be on weed 24-7. You know what I mean? Let's do a campaign to get some weight. If you don't want them smoking, just edible and like a little trit mints. Like we should be dispensing cannabis in the prisons for sure. And we should also like, I mean, there's basically what I love about prisoners is, well, I don't even, I mean, it's so, there's so many things. I love drug dealers. I think they're like true entrepreneurs. Yeah. Smartest men on, you know what I mean, men. Smartest people. I mean, I would 100% be a drug dealer if I grew up in a situation where that was the only way to make money. And if it was legal. I mean, and if it was legal. Well, you know, I mean, no, but I would, I would be illegal. You guys both would be really great drug dealers. You'd be a great drug dealer.

Well, it's all business, baby. Yeah, it's business. And I love it. And, like, I admire it. It is a hustle. It's a hustle. And I think, like, most criminals, they're just creative problem solvers and they're hustlers. And they just got caught.

Also. They're a bit for the grace of God, go I, for real. And I, I just think it's a devastating thing. And, like, these guys I know, they're in prison. They watch housewives. They send me letters or call with, like, assessments of it. And they are smarter and wiser. and like better men.

I'm speaking of one specifically. I'm just using collective. But he's like a better man than... Most. Most. It's interesting because they're big readers too. Well, you had nothing else to fucking do. But the distinction is...

But no, they are a lot of known ability there. But I think the distinction is, though... Big masturbators, too. Yeah. Aren't we all? But the distinction, I think that the problem with some of the prisons, there's the violent people. There's sex offenders that are messing with.

with kids. There's people hurting other people, if you're a violent offender, like, yeah, then you're going to have to go with God on that. Something you're going to have to deal with whatever consequences coming away. But they put people that maybe got addicts or maybe they got selling a bag of weed or selling jeans. Selling jeans. And they're putting the extort of murderers. It's bullshit. That is such bullshit. And then all of a sudden people that aren't necessarily violent offenders are thrown in with a lot of violent people and they have to kind of adapt to that society. So you get caught up in the say it's like, you're going to have to defend yourself. you're gonna have like we had he passed but our friend of ours johnny he grew up he was an addict and he

basically grew up in the pro chinos and quentin like all like since he was a kid and like he got caught up in the gangs in prisons because he didn't have a choice he was a young kid he needed protection like all of a sudden this guy's in there for 20 30 years of his life just going through all started because he was an addict it's like i find it interesting though that you're life completely wasted that your your point of view on prison and prison reform because if you look at the parallels, you grew up in in Mormonism and you grew up in that and that's what you thought you should do with a drug addict or a drug dealer, they grew up maybe in a broken home surrounded by drugs and gangs. It's very similar parallels. And so the reform is important

when you, that's all you've experienced your whole life. And it's working bad or good. Like you are comfortable in chaos. You're comfortable in what you recognize it. It feels like a homing pigeon. Yeah, I can totally see how you can have so much compassion and empathy for that. Because when you grow, and that's all you know, that's all you know. And there's a part of me too that knows I just hate like the amount of deceit and kind of lack of integrity it takes to, I don't know how to say it. I've just grown up with like a lot of white businessmen and they just, they think as long as it's not illegal, it's cunning and business. Oh, that's interesting. And just kind of cutthroat. And we essentially. esteem that is just like masculine and successful. And I think like those are the guys that should be in prison because they are, they're not morals. They have zero morals. Huh. That's interesting. And like they just, and they feel entitled and they think they're smarter than the guy next to him. Like all the, you know, well, I don't pay that margin taxes because I'm smarter than you. You know, it's pure privilege and it's just done like they commit the same crime. Nothing happens. This guy commits that crime and he doesn't

have money for an attorney. You know what I mean? It's like you get away with it and they go to prison and they are committing to the same crimes, sometimes much worse crimes, but they're just not exposed. Yeah. I think the conversation is, I think with social media, this conversation will be able to take a mind of its own. And I think it's so amazing someone like Kim Kardashian, what she's doing. I love it. I mean, it's truly whenever someone says, oh, what does she do? I'm like, she's one of the most influential women in the world and for her to take that on when she really doesn't have to. She could sit back and count her money, but she's decided to come speak out about something that maybe has controversy around. I think it's amazing. It's amazing. Like, I mean, granting someone,

getting someone out of prison, like, none of us could be that. I mean, that's phenomenal. Yeah, the, the experience she had where she couldn't do something before. Get clemency for the death. Yeah, that was, that was, that was hard to stomach. Yeah. Like, I'm sure it was horrible for her. And I just think that's cool, which she does. It brings awareness. It does. My last question is how has your life?

I know we could talk for hours. Well, I mean, next time we come here, we're coming to Beauty Lab. For sure. Like a little nip-tuck. You can come have the Hot Pots Season 2, Season 1 experience. With a meat stick, please. And also we'll have a meat stick car. And the face.

Facial manipulation in the back and the detox. I don't ask for much. And who wants chlorophyll and charcoal, please. You should serve chlorophyll water, though, at the same. spawn, I'll tell you why. Okay, tell me. It literally cures altitude sickness. Well, then why aren't, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. An Aspen, every single hotel has buckets of chlorophyal water. And I got here and I went down to the hospital. Don't start the Aspen. No, no, no. I started to be. I went down to the front desk here and I said,

can I have chlorophyll water? And they looked at me like I was an alien. It cures altitude sickness. Well, we are just rednecks up here, up here in the Utah. Never know, no heard of that bad. I love a beauty lab water that it's like charcoal, chlorophyll and lemon infused. I love this, but see, we're not a med spot. There is no fluff. Excuse me. Not a med spot. We are an injection factory. Okay, while I'm getting my injection, can I drink my chlorophyll? Sure, if you bring it yourself, you can drink whatever you want. You just have to bring it. I think you can corner the chlorophyll market here. If nobody's got it. And I see, and I don't know if I want to. I think I could also corner the hot pots. You can market. The meat stick. The meat stick market.

But it's not the business I really want to be in. I'd rather just like, we just churned out Botox, lips, cheeks, chisels. Maritith said her favorite is your vampire facial. She's obsessed with that. Because that's like the fanciest we have. Like everything is just pretty much like come get your face wash, your wrinkles relaxed and your lips full and go about your business. I'll take that. Live your best life, you know. Next time I come here, I'm 100% coming. Yeah. Anything you want. Oh my God, relaxed. My whole face relaxed. My wrinkles relaxed. Well, anything that moves, we will inject the Botox. I would say. I can guarantee you.

It's your birthday. So I'll do what you want to do. Listen, don't you want to do that for your birthday? Yeah. We're not open on Sunday. No wrinkles for your birthday. So to finish it off. Yeah, sorry.

No, no, no. What is your, or how has your life changed since everything you've been through and housewives? Like, how is it different? Are you like dating, having fun, going out, partying? Like, are you like, I don't give a shit of whatever I want? What's the difference is? I kind of feel like I don't give a shit I'm doing whatever I want.

Good. I feel like a little bit. I love that for you. You know, like, I'm just, like, partying, like, I'm 22, and my kids are, I'm sorry. My kids are, like, testing me because they're like, oh, mom has no, you know, like pushing curfew and dropping the F bomb. And I'm just like, stop. They're like, we should be wild. And I'm like, shut up.

Go to bed. Like, stop. So I feel like my life has fully changed because I'm having the time of my life. Like, I'm really, I'm having the time of my life. and I feel grateful. I feel lucky. And I also feel like, I don't know, like obligated to like show up for like everybody that's been so great and cool. What does it require? I know I said that was my last question. But I have one more to date you. Like what are your like? Just like me. Just like me. I mean, if you like me, you're cool, right? Yeah. That's how I see it. Let you be you. Like like me first and I will

like you back. I promise. I'm not dating at all. What? I feel like you'd have a line out the door. No, I know everyone says that. I'm like, no, not in this community, really at all. How about you? I have better luck outside the States. I love Austin. Yeah, cool. We built our business off based off of Hopdotties restaurant. Really? I know that sounds like it's a little bit loosely based, but like I went to HopDotty. I called my business partner and I was like, I wanted, these are the five things I love about it. We're doing them at Beauty Lab. You could probably go to HopDotties, get a burger and then see how we do it at Beauty Lab. And we've never been there. What is it? Is it a burger place? Burger place. Have you been there? No, I know what it is, though. Oh, I probably never gone there because there's usually a line like around the block and it looks like Disneyland.

I didn't know this even existed. It's franchise now, too. I think there's like 383 locations. You come, open invitation to come to Austin or L.A. and we'll go out and get drunk and you can just be you, whatever that looks like. And see, and then like, that's all it requires today. I mean, just show up in Austin and like, come up May. Let's get a line.

Showing up in L.A. It's going to line like hop dotties. Exactly. Or does Tom Schwartz have any friends? Does Tom Schwartz have any friends? He's just younger than me, but like, I'm sure he does. But I mean, that was the first time we'd hung out with him. So I didn't hit him up. I don't try to, I try to like not be too desperate, you know. Do you have any friends? Do you have any friends? Yeah, I got some friends. Yeah. Come to Austin. You are absolutely amazing. I cannot wait to watch season two. Where can everyone find you, pimp yourself out? Tell us all about how we can follow Beauty Lab and Laser. You can follow at beauty.com. Lab.Lasar on Instagram, and I'm just at Heather Gay. And what can we expect from your Instagram? Like, what are you posting on there? I'm posting pictures with fans, pictures with my kids. I'm going to need you to do like a rolled out carpet, like a Jen shop photo shoot. My goal is to be a housewife for as cheap as possible because then it's like a hidden

paycheck. You know what I mean? I'm into it. And also I should say that you are wearing indie blues. Oh, yeah. That's a lonely ghost. I love you. Say it back. I think Indy Blue is like the voice of the next generation. She's like who I want my daughters to model their lives after. She's beat to the tune of her own drum. I love it. Yeah. She gets it. She gets me too because she grew up in the same conservative community, you know. Yeah, she's really a great example. I would, I want Zaza. She's one of the greats. Hi, Indy. I hope you're doing well. I love you, Mindy. Say it back. Heather, thank you for coming on. Come back anytime you want. Wait, don't go. Do you want to win? Do you want to win?

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