The Bossticks - Jackie Schimmel & Scotty Cunha - Roundtable, Dating Advice, Wild Stories, & A Lot Of Adult Content

Episode Date: March 26, 2019

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Get ready for some major realness. Welcome to the skinny confidential, him and her. Aha! Coming in live. Coming in hot. WBCT. I was pretending we had a radio show. We don't want a radio show.

We're just a podcast, just a everyday podcast, everybody. Lauren, what do you think? I think that this episode requires a lot of caution. Oh, that's what you told me to say. Yes, Michael. Yeah, lately, a lot of our episodes are requiring caution. Like, if you're in the car with kids, maybe don't listen to this episode. This isn't the one.

Put on Baby Shark or something. Yeah, definitely don't put this one. I think this interview opens up with doughy balls. Yeah, and that's like PG compared to this. where it goes. Yeah, this one gets weird. When Michael was editing this episode, he was literally laughing out loud, crying with tears down his eyes. No, well, Taylor was editing it and I was, I was asking him like, he was literally like just dying laughing in the middle of the episode. So this is another roundtable episode.

You know, we did the first one back with Jillian Michaels and Justin Anderson. I hope you guys like that format. We're going to start peppering them in here and now every once in a while. this one is with our good friend Jackie Schimel of the bitch Bible and our other good friend Scotty Coonja. We're going to pepper in some of these roundtables like the pepper in Michael's tooth. They got rid of that. Still there. Take it easy, lispy.

Okay, guys, I have a lisp because I had jaw surgery again, which is so annoying. I decided to remove the plates and the screws from my jaw because it was giving me trouble. I felt like I was always swollen and ultimately I think that it was blocking and maybe I'm crazy my lymphatic pathways in my face so I was constantly like the swollen mess so that's why I have a lisp it's not hot it's not good um so I'm not going to do a lot of the talking today Michael can do that well don't have to ask me twice you know what though Michael I will do a solo episode maybe in like two weeks when I'm feeling better let's get that lisp under the control before we before we do those so yeah like I was saying this episode another roundtable format

last week since Lauren was in the middle of surgery I did a follow-up to her 73 questions. Did my 73 questions with Mimi, those are fun. So we're going to do a little bit more solo stuff as well. But listen, guys, we love when you send in ideas, give us feedback, let us know what you want to hear, see, what you want us to do, because it's fun to involve you guys. And we're having fun with all the feedback, especially when we do those episodes that are a little bit off the cuff, like that 73 questions that we both did.

Lauren did one, I did one. We got to keep it evolving. We can't keep it boring. It's kind of like my job. You never know what you're going to get. Well, that's true. Listen, I think I found my next tattoo. Maybe next tattoo will be a jawbone.

That's actually really fucking cool. I never knew. I never knew this much about jaws. I never knew there was this much to know about jaws. If you guys want to read about my double jaw surgery experience, I wrote like 20 blog posts on the skinny confidential. It's been such a ride, but hopefully it's done after this. But I am fucking swollen, which is annoying. Oh, my God.

It's just been enough. All right. Let's name our firstborn jaw. Anyways, guys. With that, let's get into this. roundtable episode. Many of you know our guests, the first Jackie Schimel of the wildly popular podcast.

The Bitch Bible. Jackie is one of the best people. She was fucking hilarious. Lauren and I. She's on Dear Media. She's on Dear Media. She was one of the first signs. I knew right when we were doing this business, I had to get her involved. I love working with her. She's the best. And her, I love

her husband, Andrew, too. So Andrew, if you're listening. Okay, Michael. This isn't bromance time. Introduce Scotty. Oh, and Scotty. We talk about bromance. Scotty Cunia. He's been on this show before as well. Many of you have heard him and know him. He is a celebrity hairstylist. I don't know what to fucking call it. He's a celebrity hairstylist. And guys, if you haven't listened to the previous episodes with both of these characters, you have to go back after this episode and listen because like you got to do a deep dive. I'm telling you. They're fucking funny. This episode just honestly,

you'll hear it in the beginning of this episode. I just look at everywhere. I say I don't even know how we got here, but we're here. Okay, we're cock teasing the audience. Michael, let's get into it. But before we get into the interview with Scotty and Jackie, I want to tell you guys something that has been life-changing. So since I've been down and out all week, I've made damn sure to stay on my vitamins. You know what I mean? Can't be screwing around with that. So I'm so serious right now about my health. Like I'm not joking around with it.

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I'm going to have about as much chance of wrangling this podcast and it's like hurting cats. So I'm just going to sit back and let you guys. My first question is, do you have any BJ tips? Oh, yeah. And we're here. Hi, everyone. Where do you want to start? From the balls to the shaft?

Or do you want to start from shaft to balls? Because I have different. Where do you start? I have different. Yeah, like, what's your vibe? Like, are you more of like a head person, or do you, like, start with the balls and then go up? I'm really focused on the balls. Okay.

You're a ball girl. Yes. Really? Wow. You can't keep a straight face. I didn't know you were a ball. I mean, they've never been neglected, but I didn't think, I didn't know you were like a ball girl. I always go straight for the balls.

I can do without the ball. You're a ball girl. This is really important. Okay. So I'm more of a head person, but I love balls if they're great and doughy and like big. How do we get here? How did I get it? How did my life turn into this?

Like, they're just like so like, like, so like, yummy. This is an HR nightmare for you, Michael. This is an HR nightmare. I need to bring someone in immediately. You know what I mean? Doey balls? You are a sick little fuck. And they're just like thick.

Ew. The sack is actually, the skin is thick around the ball. I love. I'm so perplexed by balls. They're like webbed and weird. And I feel like you can like, like, you can like move them into the sack. You have to get into that. Like a crispy cream.

Yes. Yes. But like donut holes. Yeah. And sometimes they're sweet. Sometimes they're like, you know. Salty. What's like a bad ball?

Just like small or no ball. Like a prolapsed ball. Yeah, like what's pro la? No, that's a prolapse. A prolapse is a different thing. It's a, not inverted, but a... I think you have a dilated anus. Thank you, Taylor.

Taylor, way to chime in. How do you know, Taylor? I frequented the porn circuit. Oh. See, and this is why it's an HR nightmare. Taylor, I'm going to have to have you. rain it in over there. Dial it down, Taylor.

We're here, we're live. We're with Jackie Schimel of the Bitch Bible and Scotty Chuna of... Coonia. We don't know yet. I think you should have the audience vote. Oh, okay. Instagram. Yeah.

Like, what are your three running up names? The Scotty show. Okay. Straight to the point. Like it. Wait what. Okay. Which is like, wait, what?

Yeah. Got it. And then, hey, Rose, it's me, Scotty. I like three. I like three, too. Yeah, I think three, but I still... Or donut balls. But I...

You know? No, because my, did you want to hear about my photo shoot that I already have planned? Yeah, tell us all that. Okay, so I'm going to be like... Is there a fan involved? No. Okay. I'm going to have, like, I'm going to need to borrow one of these mics.

I'm going to have a mic, headphones, taking a selfie, drinking wine. If you don't talk closer to that mic, you won't be doing shit. You'll get backhanded by Michael. Balls deep in the mic. Oh, balls deep. Hey, balls deep with Scotty isn't bad either, by the way. Will we get a rose sponsor with balls deep, though? I think you'll, I don't think you have a problem.

I think they're going to be just throwing bottles at you. Okay, fine. So I want to be holding a glass of rosé, taking a selfie with the mic, with the headphones, in my white button up, all my beauty products, a ring light with like shake shack. And then like the photo of me is like doing everything. It'll be really easy. And then one option I'm going to do like in a white button up with my tidy white ease and be like on the desk. Like straddling the microphone or something, something sexy on all fours?

Like a knee on the table. I don't know. Like sells, Scotty. I don't know if this was a. originally pitched in the original pitch meeting. Well, that's why I didn't tell you until today. Wait, you also need a header. It's going to be really good.

It's going to be super glam. Can we talk about the person you're trying to set me up with to get my haircut and the conversations you're having around these? Angela, why haven't you called him yet? Because I don't know what you got me into. You were sending Lauren all these weird messages. No, I just, like, every gay asks, like, is the person hot or not? And, like, are they rich?

Are they, what do they do? I just want to, I just want a fucking haircut. But I just told, I was saying. Sending it to them to be like, oh my God, how funny is this? Like, because I was like, hi, I'm sending you my favorite male ever. And literally the response was, is he gay? No. What does he do?

Strike one. Exactly. What does he do? Manager. Is he hot? Yes. Okay. Like, literally, like, those are the questions.

Those are the prerequisites? Let me tell you something. I like that. When I used to get my hair, usually the prerequisite, it was like, do you have hair? Yes. Do you need it cut? Yes. Cool.

Do you have a little bit of cash. Your hair line. It's good. I know. Strong. Hairline, Michael. How's Andrew's hairline? It's beautiful.

He's a beautiful head of hair. Andrew's a beautiful, man. A hair line's important. You don't want a coltisack. You know, I was looking at Michael. I'm always inspecting it. Yeah. There's a couple grays in there now.

Well, you wonder why. Why? Yeah, why, Michael? Maybe because you talked to me before 11 a.m. this morning. It's a big contributor. I don't think that's too much to ask to have your husband not talk to you before 11. I have an 11 to 6 p.m. rule where we just don't communicate. I'm like, why are you?

He's like, hey, how are you? I'm like, how the fuck are you? Like, I'm fucking fine. What the, like, really? Really? See, I have it rough, but I am legitimately scared for Andrew's life. Me too. By the way, I have instilled that from day one.

I want him to be, like, a little bit uneasy around me. Is he actually uneasy around you? Sometimes. I like that. I lead with fear, though. You know why? Because you're unpredictable. You're a little unpredictable.

I, a hundred percent, and he knows that, and sometimes I'll just look at him. I'm like, you don't even know what the fuck I'm capable of. You have no idea. Lauren's somewhat predictable. She's a little scary, but she's predicted. Like, you, I'd be a little bit like, like, Like, something could come out of nowhere here. I don't know.

Totally. I glaze. Hard. How can we set you up with someone? Like, what's the requirements? Yeah. Give your list. Tall.

Tall. Breathing. Michael's out. Homosexual. Gay, tall, and breathing. They could be bisexual. I think nowadays, like, you could be anything. Trans, non-gender conforming.

Who knows? Cool. Whatever. Yeah. Okay, so they just have to be tall. That's the only requirement. Taller than me, which isn't like that hard. I'm 5'3.

What about more successful than you? you? I'm down with that because always I'm the successful person and like it kills their no I mean I would assume you'd be down for that but like would you be okay with the opposite too? You're okay with being the more successful one? I'm totally down with being the daddy but in my like experience with dating older guys or like people that aren't as successful I'm or like are in like transition of like what they want to do in life it's a real boner killer when you're like working and famous and like being like fabulous and like they just like go into a corner It's true.

So I always used to say. Rolling in money and so famous, the paparazzi are stalking you, so it kills the boner. Yeah. Okay, okay. But I'm, see, this is the thing. I'm okay with being in the back of the paparazzi photo. Like, I like to be the star of the show, but I'm also okay. There's only one Beyonce in Destiny's Child.

You know that? Exactly. So I don't mind taking one step back. You'll be Michelle. Kelly. She's so silly. No, Michelle. Who cares about Kelly?

You'd rather be Michelle than Kelly? Yeah. You don't want to be Beyonce? No, I am Beyonce. That's my issue. That's what I'm saying. It's like when I'm dating someone and I'm saying like, hey, like, you know, I always thought I wanted just the hand in the photograph, like, in the paparachi shot, like, just the hand. Like you're like, mystery man.

But then dating someone like that, I realize I almost need like a little bit of a star too, so they like won't. No, the most genius collab is Kim and Kanye because they're like both such powerhouses that they. Yeah, of course. To me that's like, yeah. Like we can't do Chris Humphreys. Oye, yikes. I have a question. If you saw the most attractive guy,

like just on Santa Monica Boulevard, hot, gorgeous, stunning, but he happened to be a homeless person. Would you fuck him? Yes. Cool. There is zero. Absolutely.

I've had sex with a homeless person in New York. I didn't know until after. He was taking a shower, and I was like, oh, wait, that backback's really big. I'm like, oh, my God, this person is homeless. when I was staying in a hotel for work. He was so hot, and, like, I didn't realize until after the moment. I saw the hottest homeless guy today.

That's why I was asking. No, the newest. Off receipt of motherfuckers. Doey balls? Everything. Doey balls. Built. Like, how are you so...

Like, how are you so fit? Like, how are you so fit? And homeless. Like, tall, handsome. Like, what's shower? But, like, I think because he, like, came over from another person. Yeah. There has never been a quicker answer in the history of this podcast.

Yes, immediately. How did you... Okay, this was a homeless person that you ended up having an interview. Oh, you're still on that. How did you, how did you meet this person? What was the, what were the circumstances? What?

Grindr, so he had a cell phone. Oh, so he, okay. Okay, that doesn't count as much. I'm talking about like a fucking cardboard box, a dog with one leg, and a fucking, just like a box of checks from 1947. Is he like a 12?

Yeah. Yeah, done. But crunchy. Everywhere. Who's like the weirdest, most eclectic person that you've had sex with? An Uber driver. Whoa. Is it a black car or is it a... It was next.

Cool. Was it pool? No. How did that happen? He just, like, asked you how your day was and all of a sudden you're in his doughy ball. Well, now I would never, ever, ever, because of, like, cameras and, like, me too. Like, I would never, like, three years ago when Uber first, like, I'm actually two. years ago when Uber first came.

A week ago. No, no, no, no, it's been a while since I've hooked up with like an Uber lift driver because I'm so like everyone. This is having a couple times. Cool. More than once. Okay. All right, let's take a step back for a second.

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Learn what you know what I'm talking about. Totally. And I do know yoga is really important. And, you know, Justin Anderson was on this show. Just tell him how I caught you the other day. So she caught me. I got a new program on the Open Fit app. It's called Yoga 52.

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All you have to do is text Skinny to 30, 30, 30. You guys will get full access to OpenFit all the workouts. and nutrition information totally free. Again, all you have to do is text Skinny to 30, 30, 30. He was just giving me eyes in the rearview mirror and I was like, okay, those are eyes. Like, I'm down. Like, if you're down, I'm down. And he was like, like, a wink?

It was more just like, oh, where are you going? And I was like, I was going home. In you. Yes, and he's like, where are you going? And I'm like, well, I'm going home, but like, I don't have any plans. And then he was like, okay, well, we can't do this in my car. And I was like, okay, come to mine. And so he, like, parked the car and we, like, hooked up in my house.

When you're, when there's two guys, is it like a transaction every single time? Like, there's no feelings. No. It's like, bam, bam, thank you, ma'am, bye. Yeah, unless it's multiple times, like, I've had fuck buddies that I, like, actually like. Do you talk the whole time? No. Like other Uber drivers?

No. He was very, like, he knew what he was like, I'm going to get this one. I know it. he looked in the rearview mirror and was like, it's on. It wasn't like a, like. I can't tell if this is going to get us an Uber sponsorship or not. I think yes. I think yes.

He's going to get some unique sponsors. I'm talking about that. I can't tell if this is like if they're going to be like, yes, we're pumped on this. Like we're full service or if they're going to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think you need a niche down on everything. Like Jackie needs a blue cheese olive sponsor. I need postmate sponsor. I need Rose.

Yeah. And Uber and lives. Come on. It happens. God. Michael. I am not the only person that's hooked up with an Uber lift driver. I would do it. It happens all

the time. I don't feel like you were like a dirty little hoar. Yeah, I don't think so. No, I was for a hot second. Are you actually? I had a moment in time. It was a great time in my life. Like how many guys are we talking? Like you know, are we having like 10 text messages going on at once? I was like actively dating like four people at the same time. And let me tell you, I was made

for this. Made for it. I had like all the text messages staggered, I had my days staggered, I had my meal staggered, girl was hungry, I knew someone was going to, like, cough up the appetizer and the entree, and then someone would only pay for drinks, then somebody would pay for, like, you know, activities. So I had my activity guy, had my activity guy, had my appetizer guy, had my drink guy, had my entree guy, maybe a double entree guy. I am dying. Can I text you the next time I have a crush on someone for text messages?

That's a good idea. So good idea. Okay, okay. That is a good idea. Oh, I am so going to hit you up. She's so witty. Just text her what to say. But I'm a mind fucker.

Like I can send you screen grabs and you'll tell me what to respond? 1,000%. You know what you can't do in 2019? Like this is a public service announcement to everyone. You cannot open the Instagram and have it show scene. Oh. It says scene to the other person. You have to like open it up the next day.

If I was dating in like this era, like I think about this sometimes because you never know. Totally. The statistics are not on our side, Lauren. I remind you Andrew of that every single day. Statistics. Who are you going to date that's better than me? That's exactly what I say. Whatever you got to tell yourself.

No, I say every day like over and over. It's like condition. You can't open the Instagram. I always open it. No. No. No. No, Scotty, no.

That is the worst thing you can do. I will wait like two days to open it. Uh-huh. It's cool. A DM? Uh-huh. If it's someone I'm trying to like, no. Like, I won't open it.

it for two days. What do I mean if it's someone you're trying to like, I mean, Instagram came out after we started dating. Listen, Michael. A lady should keep her options open. Yeah. Oh, God. Two days for the DM? There's nothing that kills a boner more than a seen Instagram because it's like you're so hungry that you have to open it. It's too dehydrated. Yeah. Like you're busy. Who knows what you're fucking doing. Okay. Okay. Also, you like have to be careful if you're watching someone's Instagram story. Like if you like them. I don't think, I don't think guys play these games. Yeah, they do. I don't think you have to deal with these games. Everyone plays these games. Guys love a challenge. This is like a mathematical equation around his head. You just said it was transactional. Do you need like a burner Instagram account?

I have. Oh, great. Oh, great. Good. Hello. I was wondering who L2128-5-1-6-R Scotty forever. No, it's actually. It's so bad.

It's so bad. I only follow myself and I like all my photos, so like everyone knows it's me. That is amazing. But like I don't like, I'm not going to add fake pictures like I just want to like follow porn stars and like hot guys who's a hot porn star guy to follow oh my god this guy Alex Stein he like has an only fans he's so buff and hot and dirty in Australian wait why can't you date him because he's straight he's married with kids they're always

straight till they're not Scotty he has it's accepted he hasn't been filmed on camera having sex with a guy he just is like jerks off on camera do you know what I mean but he's still hot and like Talks dirty. How did we go, how did this show get to this point? Well, there was something that wrote in and was concerned about the F word. They said that the continued they were done. The F word's going to happen. This is a, like, who said that?

No, I'm saying it. I mean, this is probably just blown their fucking muffin top right off their head. Yeah. Just a random. You can't please everyone. There was, Jackie posted a photo. This is like two weeks ago and the stupid troll wrote something fucked up. And like there's always one.

Oh, fuck them up. There's always one person that has something negative to say. On my Instagram, too, there's always just that one person that, like... I love it. Me too. I love it. Keeps me young. I finally had one paparazzi shot and I posted it.

And a person wrote, who are you? Do you clean the Kardashians' houses? I'm like, bitch, if you said Kardashian, you know who I am because you're like are just coming for me. You're connecting the dots. So I like... Stay in your fucking lane. I liked it and just put an angel. Was that picture?

Was that a picture of you in all black with the beanie? Yeah. You look good there. Thank you. What's the paparazzi shot? El Paso. You don't follow me on Instagram? Are you kidding?

I comment on every single thing you do. I know. I know. I love us. Wait, so you went to El Paso knowing you were going to get a paparazzi shot? Yeah, because that's like the main spot to get photographed in. I didn't know that I thought it was the Ivy.

No. Oh, I know. Can you give us the downtown of Lestowne Lash? I literally sitting right there. Artichoke salad, no arugula. Oh, I get the vegetariania with shrimp. No onion. Got to try that.

It's really good. It's like grilled vegetables, but they chill them after, so it's like yummy. Ooh. Do you know Mossimo? I don't know anyone's name, but I'm good with faces. The bartender? Is he the hot one that has, like, the beard? He's a little older.

I want to know what your gauge of hot is. I'm starting to wonder. Tall. Tall. Has a face. So my ugly hot would be, who is like an ugly hot guy? I don't know. Oh, you know who I, ugly hot?

Who? Tony Soprano. Okay. Totally. No. That is so not at all what I thought you were going to say. I think Tony Soprano is so hot. Yeah.

I can kind of get that. Like he's just like, I don't know, there's something about him. He's got a very manly quality about him. Very masculine. Yeah, with his big fat, like cigar. Yeah. In his pool with his huge gut hanging out, like on his, like, floated. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just like fucking bitches. I like fat men. Yeah. There's something like safe about it. I would have sex with Al Pacino now. Oh, yeah. From like, even from Scarface. Michael, he's your ugly hot.

Let me ask you this guy. This is probably a better question to ask you. Let's change this on to Michael. Who would you not have sex with? I think the list is a lot smaller. Women. There you go. Would you ever?

I haven't. I kissed a girl in seventh grade and I was like, this isn't for me. Really? How do you know? You've never tried it. My friend showed me her like pussy piercing. And I was like, okay. You would never.

No. No. No. No. You could have closed your eyes. No. I'm the bottom. Like, I'm the girl.

So, like, I could scissor. I could be a lesbian. You can't try it once? If there was, like, a really... Do it for your podcast. If there was, like, a masculine, like... Do it for your podcast. Then, like, if she wanted to cuddle, I guess I could.

I don't know. Huh. Yeah, I definitely need the dick. Taylor or a girl? What? Taylor or a girl? Taylor. Behind us.

Oh. Magmire. Right here. Oh, my God. Taylor. Two rosays in. And it's fine. Taylor.

Michael, who's your type? Yeah, Michael? Well, tall. They have a face. Okay. No, I don't know. I don't know if I have a type? Who's your ugly hot, like, celebrity?

Hmm. Ugly hot celebrity. I don't know. You're like, don't objectify women. Get over yourself. What's an ugly hot celebrity? Like Tony Soprano. Oh, shut, I don't know.

I don't put a lot. You know, I don't really put a lot of thought in that. I've kind of closed that part of my mind up. Okay, let's talk about this. Michael is turned in to an 85-year-old man. Like, he is in bed at 9 o'clock. Yeah. He's asleep by 9.30.

Sounds like me. He wakes up at 5. Yeah. He works on at 5.30. And then by 6.30, he's counted his calories, and he feeds the dogs. And he goes off to work with his briefcase at 9. Yeah, well, you got you type of personalities. I got to, like, make sure shit's going on here.

He's got a wrangle the herd. That's true. God. I'm down with a herd wrangler. You know what? No, I feel like I've done what I need to do in terms of, like, the late nights. Don't be once in a while. Really?

I don't, you know, I mean, listen, if I go somewhere, but I mean, what am I doing, running around? You guys are actually similar like that. You guys do. But I mean, you're in bed, yeah. Oh. Jackie's, you know what, Jackie's always up early. I know she's posting up super early and things are going on.

I'm up at six. Yeah. Always. I was up at six today. If I woke up at six, I would look like a pig. Okay, so you and Andrew are the same because Andrew cannot wait. I mean, to wake up at like 10.30, he needs, like, 12 alarm. It's disgusting.

10.30 in the... Oh, yeah. Yeah, in the morning. Okay, but in Andrew's defense, he is such a creative, so his brain's probably going until late. He works really late. He starts late, he works late, but yes, I mean, he wakes up at 10. Like, he's like, 6 a.m.

He's never seen the light. Why do you want to wake up at 6 a.m.? Like, give me the reasons. It's dark out. Some people are morning people. I'm a morning person. I'm on the decline from 6 a.m. I'm just on a downward decline.

But what is the appeal? Like, I don't give. It's like, what are you doing at 6 a.m.? Like, moving around. Andrew's asleep, so there's that. Okay, so he's comatose, which is fucking fantastic. Do I have to stop saying the F word? No.

I mean, you're on our show. He's like, we've said the F word forever. Okay, I just. Confidential fucking him and her. Okay, good. You should change the name. I love that. Yeah, I'm just a morning person.

I go to sleep at 9. Yeah. You guys aren't answering my question of what you guys do at 6 and 5. Yes. I don't want you to know. What are you doing? You watch TV. It's so.

It's similar to what she just said. I have basically I come in here. I'm here at nine. So I have four hours before I see or have to talk to anyone. Private time. Yeah. That's what Nicole Richie said. But listen, here's what I do.

Honestly, if you really want to know, I'm up, I can work out, I can do my shit. Nobody's bothering me for four hours. And also, I don't see anything productive that I'm like, listen, if I start sending everybody I work with messages at midnight or one, they're like, what is this for you doing? Well, I have sad. True. Okay. I have seasonal depression.

So I don't like to wake up when it's dark out because it makes me depressed. I get that. Yeah. It feels like, it feels like, how you motivated? I didn't work out for a week in the rain. No, I feel that. You know what I had to do, though, Scotty, because I go to the Equinox right now, I had to get up a little bit earlier, it wasn't so popular.

That place is like, the place gets a little intense in there. Michael gets hit on a lot there. Can you talk about that? I learned about the headphone rules. What's the headphone roll? I don't go to the gym. I only do classes. Well, someone told me that like, listen, if you wear the headphones and they'll be

left alone, if you don't, then it's like people come in. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You're totally gym type. What the fuckers that me? It's like, it doesn't matter, straight, gay, whatever. If they're hot and at the gym, you just, like, talk to them and how much. Michael does get a lot of looks.

Yeah, 100%. Really? Yes. Oh, he loves this conversation. Michael's glowing. No, here's the thing. I actually think it would be, sometimes I wish that I was into men because I wouldn't have to, like, women are difficult.

I swear to God. What are you talking about? I just don't have. I just don't have it. I don't know what you're talking about. I just don't have it. You know? Yeah.

I would love for this to work, but it's just don't have it. He says that to my friend Steve, all the way. the time he like really sincerely wishes that he was. Steve, who? You have another gay? Yeah. Who? He's a daddy.

Who? Here, I'll show you a picture of it. I thought, no, you were going to send him up. But no, seriously, women are hard. He's a salt and pepper. Salt and pepper from San Diego. No. Oh.

I know I'm from San Diego, yes. Oh, okay, okay. He's pretty cute. He's smart. He's older, though. I'm down. Older's great. I've seen his dick.

Why are you whispering? Listen. I accidentally. I accidentally. Yeah, sure, Lauren. Talk his phone to you. use it for a text and open grinder and looked at all the messages. You can never take a gay man's phone and open the, this.

That's the, like, girls love to open the grinder. Oh, it's so fun. I know. It's really fun. The veins? That's why a grinder is so successful. By the way, we're in the grinder building. Is this the grinder building?

Yes. They have the office here. How do you grind if one wants to grind? Okay. This is getting absurd. So before we get into that fun plot twist, let's talk about Fab Fit Fun. So it's so funny because the other day I was working out and I heard a bunch of these haughties and their sassy workout gear talking about their favorite package to get in the mail and it was actually Fat Fit Fun. I was being so nosy and eavesdropping.

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Zero feet away. What are you doing? What's happening? What's going on? Is it your face in it or is it just your penis? Of course. No. Some people just do your penis.

No, I do full face and body. Like what am I having? Can I have like a one peek into the? Grinders situation. Oh my God. Please, please, please. A.K., give me your phone and I have to go to the bathroom. I just met. I just met. And so do I. I just met a really cute guy that was staying at the hotel right next door to me. I want to see what you think is really cute.

Oh, my God. This is so shady. So I have a second phone that's like my dirty phone with porn and grinder and it's not on this phone. So I can't show it to you. You don't have one penis pick for me if anyone? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just show us something. Is that kid Harrington on the back of your phone? Yeah, I'm obsessed with him. Who's that? It's the guy from Game of throwing out. Game of Thrones. Oh, he got a little shady. Did you see that Daily Mail article? What happened?

He's cheating on his wife? No. Wait, didn't they just get married? Yes. You know what I do when I see a cheery article like this? It works so well. Give it to me. I love this.

I forward it to Michael and I said, Look what happens when you're in the public eye and you cheat. He's all right. You know what's not hot when you don't talk close to the mic. Oh, God. I'm sorry. Okay, hold on. Sorry, I was too busy looking for dick picks.

Can you have a sip or Jose? No, I'm going to watch. No, you haven't. I'll have a sip. Let's watch him. And put it down, can we talk about it? Let's watch it. And it's down.

God. Don't do the fake call. Okay, this is my dad friend, but it's not a dick pick, but he's so hot. Oh. Oh, my. Oh, we're going all over the place of the type. She is sunburned. Hold on is that your type?

Runyon, Runyon. Oh, Runyon. Can I see you a little closer? No. Hold. Is that your type just so I can get a... Yeah, he's tall and has a face. Yeah.

No, he's really hot. I'm fit. I mean, it could be a little bigger. Michael's is bigger than that. No, it's perfect. We don't have to get into this. You can marry it. It's like, you can marry it.

Wait, what is you can marry it? Like, if it's the perfect dick, you can marry it. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you marry the dick if it's so perfect. No, you can't be married. Like, it's too little. I had a micro one, so I can't do a micro.

Me too. You're trying to whisper with 50 mics around? I can't say this one thing on there. But a micro is like a pinky. Like an actual micro. Oh, no, no. I had an, yes, yes. It was like a baby carrot chopped in half.

Like, I left. A baby carrot. A baby carrot. Oh. Okay. Like, not like, oh, that's cute. You know what? This is my type.

This kid Harrington, yeah. And then I googled it because I'm like, I'm my crazy and there's 20 articles on it. He looks fragile to me emotionally. But I like a little bit shorter. I don't like super tall. I like a little shorter. Why are you looking directly at me? God damn it.

I like a like a buff. I'm not that, I'm not tall, but I'm like, what's what? Five ten is not too short. The bar is five, ten. Is that normal? That's not tall. Best ass I've ever seen in my life. How do you keep having a side conversation?

His ass is like, oh your husband? Yeah. This is getting. This is the thing. I delete all my dick picks because my clients go through my phone and so I can't have my asshole pick on it or my dick pick. Like, I can't. Yeah.

Do people do that? Yes. Really? How does one, like, I know how to take a selfie I can tell you about my divalais, like what angle to go at. How does one take an asshole pick? Literally I'm clenching as you're talking about this. Yeah.

You know, selfie. I've made it through 32 years of life. Maybe that should be your podcast picture with like an emoji covering the butt. Like your face. No, I want it to be glam. You want it to be glam. Yeah. So we can't do an asshole pick.

I've gone through 32 years with not knowing how. how to do that, and I think we're just gonna keep it that way. You would be an ass model, though. Like, if you needed to be a model, you would. You could totally get tough. Yeah. Well, thank you. He walks down after he works out.

This is a fun fact about him. No, we don't need to turn this into me. After he works out, he will walk downstairs without a shirt on, and, like, it's a slight flex. Like, that's the slightest little slightest. And I'll be like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm working out like I do every single morning. I'm wondering if there's an opportunity there, you know?

No, you're not. You're just trying to, like, show off that you just worked out. It's the after-pump horniness. I know, and then what about his late night? He's been going on our rug and doing push-ups. Right in front of the TV? Yeah, 100%. Well, no, I'll tell you why.

That's because we have only hard floors all over the place, and so I have to do my sit-ups, you know? Get a towel. Get a mat. Go to go to the gym. I do the gym. It's my second part, you know. You do two a days. That's dedication.

Wow. He does have dedication. Like, tell us about your morning routine. No, we're not talking about me. Yeah, tell us. Come on. I like to just work out a little bit here and there. No, you don't. You have a whole routine. I love how type A you are, Michael. I am type A and that's for sure. Yes, you are. What's your sign? Aries. When's your birthday? March 28th? Oh, I'm April 13th, but I'm still, you're like the beginning of Aries. I'm the middle, which is like the worst part of Aries. But you're like beginning and Q. Almost Pisces, right? Which is like a little more chill. I feel like you're so chill for an Aries.

I like to not chill. You just put this on? Well, I have to be... No, but I think my dealings aren't pretty chill, but I have to do things to make myself chill. Does that make sense? Like, if I don't do things, then I'll be a little bit ballistic.

I'm like that. I like that. Check the box. The reason, like, you should thank me that I do these things in the morning because if not, I'd be way too turbo. Does that make sense? So, like, four hours, five to... You know what he says?

Always to make everyone feel bad around him? He says, I just can't help it, that my brain thinks faster than everyone else's. No, I never say that. I say the same exact thing to Andrew all the time. Your brain does think faster than everyone else. That's definitely not true, but if you keep telling people that, they believe it. I'm not saying it's not true for you, Michael, but for me, it's a thing.

No, it's not that I don't think that. I talk fast sometimes, so I get in trouble. Hi, have we met? We've met. And yeah, so I just say, listen, you got to keep up, you know? Yeah, exactly. I'm not going to slow down. No, no.

No, never. Why? Buck up, buttercup. You guys want him to not slow down because of Dear Media, but I need him to slow down when he gets home. I get that. You should have a minute for unwinding. I'm doing one. Let's do an intervention all three of us on him right now.

You definitely have to. It doesn't have to be meditation. I'm sweating here now. Oh my gosh, shirt off. I guess shirt off, shirt off. He took off his leather jacket. Let's see the ass. Queer the divalite.

Taylor, get my divalite from my asshole pick. American Idol assholes. I've actually heard from multiple girls that my ass is one of my best features. Okay. Oh, hey, Taylor. Scotty, let's get a ruling. I've never been checked you out. I'm just more concerned about your horrible man buns.

I call him Rooney Mara because you know Rooney Mara? Like there's this one photo of her on a red carpet. I don't know if it was the sad or can when she was like the low pony. Straight up. I love you, Taylor. I said this to your face. Rooney Mara vibes. I'm only calling him Rooney from now.

Thank you. Roones. Show your ass, Rooney. Rooney, give it to us. Do you like sex toys? Is there any that you love? Any. Tell us some ones that we don't know about.

Cock rings. Do you know about cock rings? Yeah. Okay, fine. I mean, there's like, I mean, there's this like, okay. Oh, uh-oh. Do you want to know? No, 100%.

Okay. So there's this thing called like the prostate healer. So it's like, hold on. Let me. Amazon on that. It's really great. It's like ceramic, so it's like easy to wash and like super cute. You can get lube off of it.

It's not like, you know, like sometimes I feel with like plastic, like I feel dirty so I always have to like throw them away. Like I hate like sometimes with like dildos you like have to throw them away. Like they're just like I don't feel like they're clean. So this is actually ceramic. Where do you have to put the dildo because you already have two in the mix? Like where you only have so many holes? Yeah, explain this to people.

Oh, I was just talking about by myself. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, okay. Gotcha. How did I, how did we, again, I don't know how we got here. We never left. Me and Michael have, like, a 40-inch dildo that's pink that we hide in each other's stuff. It's a really cute game to play. Like, it's romantic.

I actually don't know where the hell that is. Ah, that's because I hid it. You hid it, and, like, I want to hide in his briefcase. So you're like, oh. She tries to put it in my bag. That is so funny. Before I go to the airport, she drives up in my bag. That is.

She ain't, though, about it. Literally. Literally, too, en-o. I have a suction cup dildo that I got from. my Bachelorette that is this big humongous black dick that sit like you can just stick it on a wall so you stick it and then you like put your grind on it I mean I would never but I have it and it's like the sisterhood of the traveling big black dildo so it's been regifted like 84 times to all of my friends and cousins and whatever I bet you one of them is used it no you never know you never know I don't

think so you never know I would not put it past anyone I'm I'm the I'm the holder of it right now so I'm really skillful about who I give it to, but like my housekeeper found it. And it's been this like really awkward, silent tension that we have because like I just put it like under the bed because I was like, what the fuck. And then she found it and then she like put it in my closet. She like put it in like a Gucci shoebox. So awkward because like she thinks that that's like just a recreational thing I have. She doesn't know the backstory. And we have a language barrier. I can't explain it to her. So we just like have this silent acknowledgement that I have a huge big black dick that sticks to a fucking wall.

in my closet. If it's the sisterhood of the traveling doldo, you should give it to Scotty. I'm sure someone's used it. I'm going to give it to you. Someone has definitely used it. Let's do it right under Dear Media. I don't think anybody's, I really don't think. I'm sure.

Because just the way that it's presented to everybody, it's very, like, it's not like, oh, here you go. It's like, you know, it's been all around the world, you know, but not inside of anybody. I'm going to give it to you. It's a welcome gift to Dear Media. Taylor, have you ever used? used any sex toys? I mean, I haven't, but I had an ex-girlfriend that loved him. Oh, Did she use them on you or did she use them on her? No, his ex-girlfriend, which one was her favorite?

It was the one that looks like it's like a potato masher. I'll show you. Ew. No, it actually wasn't a sex toy. It's high-powered. It's something that you would see if you're going to one of those. It's one of those neck massages. It's a much neck massage. Oh. That's not that. A potato masher. I'm thinking something like an electrical like a catapod like a butter turner. I thought it was like a fuck machine that was like dude dude dude do you know like a potato

masher is like what the fuck? Okay let's switch the subject. Here hold on I'm gonna bring up an image of it. I can't think of Taylor with a potato masher anymore. No Taylor wasn't using the potato masher his ex-girlfriend was.

On you? No, she was using it on herself. That's it. Oh, that is that looks like a that is a massager. No, what's the sex toy that you just gave me the other day, Michael, that's pink that looks like that. I think it's actually called a wand.

Yeah, it's called a wand. Yeah. You know what? I love. The more you know, guys. The more you know. Cue the rainbow. It's like a whole new world. Oh, my God. I think that, like. It's only $54? Wow. It's got one star. Oh, bad.

They haven't used it for the right thing. Google ceramic prostate healer. That's horrible. It's heaven. Okay, so you were on to changing the subject? What were you going to change it to? I know. Now that I didn't know we had entertainment.

Like, now I'm obsessed with Googling everything. Okay, so here's a question that we always get asked from our audience, and this is a question for Scotty and Jackie, and Michael, feel free to add anything. I don't think I'm, I don't know if I'm. You don't know what to do. I'm pretty traumatized right now. How do couples that have been together for such a long time keep it spicy? Wow.

And not just sexual. I'm talking about like it could be anything from like adding a date night like anything. I have a lot. I'm single. So don't say. I usually, um, I'm with the couple. So. Oh.

Are you pitching yourself to be added in? Is that what, does that was just? No, you always the guest star. Like never like, you know, like. Well, I mean, as a married woman. So I'm always on the other end. Like I'm the cup, like when the couple's like looking for fun, I'm the one that's involved. So me and Andrew will call you in like a couple years.

I think you have to do date nights. I think you have to like look good, feel good. I think you should be advancing in your life all the time together and separately. I think there should be your lives together and your relationship should be on an incline where you're trying to do things together and separately to expand what you're able to do. I think you should travel together. I think you should have activities that you do together. I think you should have great friends that you can travel with, that you can go out with.

Don't be a boring fuck of a human. Stay interesting. Have hobbies. Get your shit together. Be cool. Don't be a nightmare. Put some fucking lip gloss on when your husband comes home. Vice versa.

Michael, you know, slick the hair back like you're doing on a regular basis. This will stay. One of my best girlfriends who's married for like 10 years fucked him in the bathroom at a restaurant. So like, fuck in the bathroom. Do weird shit. Do weird shit. And you're still together. Yeah.

Jackie just added so much. value. I think that you have to, you can exist together, but independently. Yes, it's very attractive. Yes. It's really attractive when you're doing well separately and together as a couple and you're able to do things together that are fun and exciting and you're on the up and up and you know, just don't, don't let it go. So when you say that you are added to a couple, is this a girl and boy couple or a boy? No, like gay couples. Got it. Okay. Yeah, I would never share my partner, but I don't mind being the guest star. What does the guest star role entail?

Just like, like for fun, like a threesome. Like the guest star, like. No, we need specifics. I don't know. Like, you can't just glaze over the guest star. Like, I would stab my husband if he asked her. I would literally stabbing.

I know, that's the thing. I'm, I'm the same way because I'm so like an only child, Ari is like crazy. I would die. I'm so obsessed. Like I would never let anyone. I mean, I say that now,

but like when it comes down to it, we're all guys. Right. Listen. So like, you'd fuck a homeless man. Okay. We'd establish that 45.

minutes to go. Yeah, and if they're, like, have a big dick, it's like, okay. Oh, no. Sorry, husband. Oh, my God. No, you're my husband. You just were just so hard on, like, a certain point, and you just got, you talked yourself off of that point so quickly. It's Jackie's fault.

I do this. She literally came from me and was like, mm, and I was like, you're right. If you had to have sex with a girl. Yes. What does she look like? Blonde? Blonde, big boobs. She has a podcast.

I'm sorry. Have I had no sex? Hello. What should look like? Like, if you have, like, right now, gunned your head, you have to. Is it like more Kardashian? No.

I think it's a masculine woman. I think it's like, like, hell go. Wait, who's the girl in Matilda? No. Ew. It's a, principal trunch. What's her name?

What's her name? What's her name? She was in Fifth Element. I can't. Oh, my God. What's her name? She was in Fifth Element. No, we don't know her name.

I don't know. You lost me on that reference. But like very strong jaw. Helga who cuts the wood. Home team. I'm talking about Mia Jovovich. Yes. Yes.

Whoa. She's like a supermodic. Oh, she's like a supermodel. Yes. She gave me my first erection in the movies. Oh, God. You're done. Cut yourself off.

Cut the mic. Cut the feed. I'm glad you got an erection. Okay. Okay. Before we go, give our audience both of you a sexy tip. It doesn't have to be...

Another one? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm fucking flam out. Wax your butt hole. Oh, by the way, laser your butt hole. Do you laser your butt hole? I have lasered my butthole. I've lasered everything.

I can't do the laser. That's why I wax or like, neared. Michael said I need to laser because I have like a mustache sometimes. Do I need to laser? Laser is less painful than waxing. Hold on. Who's the girl you go to? Do I have to drive to Calabasas?

Yes. Like, what's the situation with that? Oh, it's great. It's five minutes in and out. How much is it? It's, like, not that expensive. Michael's paying for it because it's his problem. No, it's not that expensive.

Wait, your mustache or your butthole? My mustache. I'll pay for all of it. My bed hole's good. No, you can leave it. Should I bleach my butthole? I've done that, too. Just take a little fucking, what is it, Chlorox?

Jolene. No, what Michael? Jolene. This has been interesting. Jolene, remember the mustache bleacher? No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that I'm so old.

Jolene, it's like the mustache bleacher. I'm like, Dolly Parton. Jolene, Miley Cyrus cover, what are you talking about? Okay. Guys, thank you so much for tuning into our super valuable, informative, intellectual. And if any of you homeless people out there are listening to this show, Scotty is available. Hit him up. I'll be on Samis-N-A outside of PDC.

Cruising PDC. Cruising PDC. I'm cruising PDC at night. Thanks for coming on. Oh, put your Instagram handle on all the stuff and all the podcasts. Pimp yourself out. Go ahead, Scott. You first.

At the Scotty C-H-E-H-E-S-C-O-T-Y-N-A-J. Thank you. Okay. I'm doing this for you, Michael. At Jackie Schimmel, S-C-H-I-M-M-M-M-R-E-L. And also I have a podcast that comes out on Tuesdays with Dear Media called The Bitch Bible. Which is epic. I was on it.

Go listen to them, too. That was a really good episode. I loved it. Just follow her on Instagram, you guys. All right. Thank you. Bye. Bye.

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