The Bossticks - The Morning Toast w Jackie & Claudia Oshry - Controversy, Beauty Procedures, Sparking Joy, & Staying Real

Episode Date: May 28, 2019

#191: On this episode we are joined by the ladies from The Morning Toast. This is their second appearance on the show as they were formerly The Morning Breath (check episode 88). On their return we discuss the controversy around their name change, beauty procedures, wedding planning, how to keep it real, and the little things in life that spark joy. To learn more about The Morning Toast click HERE To connect with Claudia Oshry click HERE To connect with Jackie Oshry click HERE To connect with Lauryn Evarts click HERE To connect with Michael Bosstick click HERE Read More on The Skinny Confidential HERE For Detailed Show Notes visit TSCPODCAST.COM To Call the Him & Her Hotline call: 1-833-SKINNYS (754-6697) This episode is brought to you by the Peleton Tread Discover the immersive and challenging total body training you can get from Peloton Tread. Peloton is offering listeners a limited-time offer. Go to www.onepeleton.com, use the code "SKINNY", to get $100 off accessories with the purchase of a Tread. WOO MORE PLAY is the all natural and organic coconut love oil that is changing the way we have sex. With only 4 all natural ingredients WOO is the perfect personal lubricant to spice up your sex life. That's just the pre-party.  Now Get ready for the after party with WOO FRESHIES! All Him & Her Listeners will receive 20% off your entire order plus free shipping when when visiting www.woomoreplay.com & using promo code skinny20 at checkout. This episode is brought to you by ROTHY'S. Rothy's shoes are stylish, sustainable, and comfortable enough for every day wear, anywhere. Rothy's will blow your mind that they're made from recycled plastic water bottles, because they're the softest shoe you'll put on your feet. You can feel good about wearing them.To try ROTHY's go to ROTHYS.COM and enter PROMO code "SKINNY" at checkout Produced by Dear Media

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promo code Skinny 20. She's a lifestyle blogger extraordinaire. Fantastic. And he's a serial entrepreneur. A very smart cookie. And now Lauren Everts and Michael Bostic are bringing you along for the ride. Get ready for some major realness. Welcome to the Skin. any confidential, him and her. As a society, we're all sort of trying to figure out where we are going to shake out on this politically correct discussion. So many people are so PC, so many people are like anti-PC and, you know, say things just to say them. And so I think a big lesson for us has been like, we always want to be irreverent and unfiltered and speak our troops, but like where do we draw the line?

The point of our show is only to be positive. We're only trying to make people laugh, get through the day, work days are long, it's terrible, all that stuff. if at any point anything we ever say upset someone, like that's not the goal. So we're going to own the fact that like we said something that upsets you and we're going to try and not do it again. I hate when people like upset people and refuse to acknowledge just that someone's upset. It's okay if you meant it or not, but like just acknowledge I see that you're hurt, whatever. Happy Tuesday, guys. Welcome back to the skinny confidential him and her show. That clip was from our guests of the show today, Claudia and Jackie. So we had the best time recording with

Claudia and Jackie. And I feel like we have a little bit to discuss before we. we get into the show though, Michael. Maybe let's talk about what happened this week. Well, it would happen. It was, we're recording this right now, this intro. Last night was Lauren's birthday. And we thought it'd be fun to do a little, to do something a little bit different. Lauren, maybe I'll let you explain it to that because I'm going to blunder this.

I'm going to fuck it up. Just like I fucked last night. Okay. Fucked last night. Okay. You could call it that. Okay. So sex with Emily came on our podcast.

The episode hasn't aired yet. and we committed to playing this game to spice things up. We're always looking to spice things up. You have to do in a relationship called sexy stranger. If you don't know what it is, it's basically role-playing mixed with... I guess it's role-playing. It's role-playing.

It's not mixed with anything. It's role-playing. So basically, you dress up as a character, you get into full character, and then you go separately to whatever bar or restaurant that you're meeting at, and you casually bump into each other. The idea is that you're too sexy,

strangers that have never met before and typically the guy or the girl or guy and guy and girl or girl you go and you pick up your significant partner as if you've never met them before it's really hot it's it's hot you're supposed to develop like these backstories i had a weird my name was ian dunross hold on we're not there yet we're not there okay we're not there okay we're not there again don't even know like yeah keep keep going keep going okay so yesterday on my birthday i said i wanted to go through with our commitment and do sexy strangers so i like i always have to have to do everything like over the top. I need intense. Give me anything. Don't give me boring. So I went out and I asked my friend Alexi, who works at the D.P. Hugh House to do a wig. We got this black, shiny human hair wig. And then

he cut it into this blunt bob. And then my friend Kelsey did my makeup and it was super smoky-eyed, like with a nude lip. We did a big overline. So I had these luscious lips. And then I pushed my tits up to my chin. They were basically in your neck. They were so up. Okay, so then I did like all black. I did a leather glove. Like I was, it was going. Now, my character's name, Michael, was Tatiana.

And she was a Russian working girl. And she was major. And she lived in L.A., New York, and sometimes Santropay. Well, okay, this is my problem. You had a whole team that helped you this. You had a hair person. You had a makeup. You had a costume person.

I didn't realize how hard you were committing. And I should, listen, I've known you for a long time. I should have known. Yeah, what do you mean? Do you think I'm going to dip my toe in and, like, show up with, like, some eye shadow? So I'll just take full accountability and saying, I didn't realize the full commitment. Now that I know, we're going to do a round two because for multiple reasons. One, we learned a few things on this sexy stranger. One, Lauren fully committed and I didn't. I was in like a weird leather pants. I had a cowboy hat. Tell us about Ian. I had a bowl of tie. Listen, I couldn't figure out if my backstory was like I was an oil guy from Texas or I was a commodities trader from Hong Kong. I couldn't figure out if I was cheating on my wife or if I was, you know, out exploring the new.

world. I didn't know what, I didn't know what was. You didn't get your story straight, which is so annoying. My story was completely not straight. But then here's the part where we really fucked up, Lauren. We booked an intimate dinner at a restaurant that we really like. It's our favorite restaurant in the whole world. It's this hole in the wall, Italian place. Yeah, and the problem was that there's no vibe in this restaurant. There's no music. It's quiet. You're sitting, literally, you can bump elbows with the people next to you. And so Lauren shows up looking like an aggressive working girl with a bought with a wig and like a trench coat. And I'm in leather pants and a bolow tie. And the people next doors were like, what the hell is going on? They're like in a nice blazer and relaxed.

It wasn't the right venue. The venue that we needed to do, Lauren, we needed to show up to like a random hotel. You or I are sitting at the bar and then you get to actually pick up the person. You don't, you don't end up in an actual intimate dinner. Yeah. So I think this is important to talk about before we get in the show. If you're going to do sexy stranger, we really, we really want you to use this as a resource because there are things we would do differently. We have to do it over again, for sure. We're going to do it again, and we're going to talk about it the second time, and it'll probably be after the episode that airs with Emily. I am tapping our audience right now.

I need some feedback. I need some backstory. I need some costume advice, because I don't have a whole team like you. Please give him some help. But there's so many things you could have done. I walked in, and I was, like, expecting you to do something really creative. And you're sitting with your hat that I've seen a hundred times, which is like a cowboy hat with a bow low on. Listen, I get the vibe now.

I didn't realize how hard you're committed. I was like, what are you doing? And then we sit down at this table, which was the wrong table. We needed to be at the bar. There wasn't a bar in a restaurant. So I could, like, show leg and drink a martini, no vermouth. You know what I mean? What do you think the people next to us were thinking?

Oh, the couple next to us had an earhorn to our conversation because they're like, what is happening. And so Michael starts stuttering when I walk in because my tits are so pushed up. My nipples are basically in my salad, artichoke to be specific. And he doesn't know what to do. So he starts. I didn't know what to do. Listen, I was at a loss for words. I was like, do I pretend I don't know you?

Do I, what do I? I didn't know how to go. Yeah. I think you have, listen, you have to have the bar sitting and you have to have the opportunity as the man or the woman to go and pick up. Like, you know, that was the whole goal. It was like I was going to show up as a stranger and pick you up somewhere. And then, you know, one thing leads to another.

Maybe there's a dinner. Maybe it's just straight to the hotel room and sex. Who knows? No, I like option two because I could take or leave the food. But, you know, I didn't have that opportunity. Tuny. First, next thing I knew, we're just sitting at an intimate dinner with two random people. Next time we do it, which we are doing it again, and I'm setting a date so you commit to it. And you can get a whole crew to do whatever you need. I need you to really step it up 100 notches.

We're going to do it at a bar. We're going to have a hotel room booked, and it's really going to be sexy stranger. I'm bringing in a team this time. Do you remember back in the day when Ashton Coochard did that show pranked? Is that what the call? And he had like the earpiece and there was the guys in the van waiting outside with like the monitors and they were like feeding him with stuff through his earpiece. That's what I want. What a letdown. I need a whole, Taylor, I need a whole team. I want everybody involved. I need to, like, be coached through it.

I just need more of a setup, that's all. We got it. We got it. So next time we're going to dial it in. And so we ate dinner in our sexy stranger outfits. I was full costume. I'll post it on my Instagram so you can see what Tatiana looked like. She had a blunt bang.

It was fun. And then we went home and we used woo. Yeah, I still broke off a piece of that ass last night. So that's good. Yeah, and it was fun. And you still, though, you told me you're like, I love my wife. Yeah, listen, I'll get a little sweet from it. I think a lot, like, I get the sexy stranger.

I get the idea behind doing something different, shaking it up, and, you know, having something, some flare into the relationship. But for me, like, I like my wife. I like the way my wife looks. I like, I like who I chose. I'm turned on already. So it was okay, but I would take you the way you are. Anyways, now, the way you look.

That's so sweet that you think that about me. I guess I'm not trying to escape my life from a relationship. I like to mix it up, though, sometimes. Remember when you grew a long beard and I said it felt like I was cheating on you. That was hot. I can do that again. Listen, if you're giving me green light to grow the beard again, I could be into that. Okay, but you can grow the beard again. But we got to have like a lot of sex if you grow the beard because that was fun. That was spicy. All right. You got it. With that guys, we have the ladies

from the morning toast on the show today. If you guys haven't heard of the morning toast, it is a morning show for millennials. Their secret Facebook group is lit. I'm in it. And what I love about them is their community is insane. They are so good at bringing people together. They have this thing called Camp Toast where everyone goes to camp and they get to meet each other and do all these different activities, little rosé. It sounds fun. I feel like we need that for the skinny confidential. But anyways, if you guys haven't checked out the Morning Toast, it's a morning show, like I said. You can find it on YouTube and you can also find it on the podcast app. It's so funny and very relevant. Lots of celebrity news and the girls together are just the best team.

And let me just say from the perspective of Dear Media and kind of being on the other side of a network, those two ladies are doing it right. They've built a hell of a show, a hell of audience, hell of a community, and they're just getting started. So check them out. We love collaborating with them. Jackie is at Jackie O Problems on Instagram and Claudia is at Girl with No Job. I'm sure you've heard of them. Without further ado, welcome to the show, Claudia and Jackie. Before we get into it with Jackie and Claude, we want to tell you guys about Peloton. All right. If you're like me, you don't like leaving your home to work out.

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Did I tell you that I told... Oh, yes, with Olivia. Did you see her? You spoke to her, but I'm going to see her on Thursday. Oh, where? She's doing this with a new company, DTX, and I'm going to one of the events over there with them. Is there?

Is there? Because she's not here now. You're very excited. You keep talking about this. Well, I'm just so I'm excited. We know. It's been a while. And I'm excited to do this.

Michael does this thing when he's in New York where he's like so busy and he has so many meetings. You know what I mean? It's like all day long. I wore this vest today because there's this whole thing going on, this whole controversy. You know, Paddy going to makes like the Wall Street vest. All the tech guys wear the vests.

Yeah, I didn't know that. And in the Wall Street today, they're saying that they can customize them so like say your company or whatever. But what's happening is now they're pushing back and saying they're only going to customize for like consciously responsible companies. And so all the guys are freaking out because they're going to lose their custom vests. So they're all up there.

They're all on eBay. Okay, well, taking away from your vest, okay, everyone wants to know. Wait, are we recording? We did recording. Oh, okay. Oh my god, okay. You never know, you know.

Everyone wants to know you guys' beauty, skin, and wellness secrets. And my audience, and I know your audience is the same way, like specifics. Yeah, which is tough because I just pretty much, like, forget to wash my face, and I wake up and everything's fine. And I'm really blessed.

And every now and then when I'm feeling like really dirty, I'll like wash my face and stuff with just whatever I find at the drugstore. But there's no like regimen that I could do a swipe up for. It's honestly, just knock on what, it's gene, genetic. We just have fine skin. Like obviously I got my problems. But for the most part, it's just cross my fingers and hoping everything works out. You just wake up like this with even textured glowy skin.

Well, not like this, but a little uglier than this. Okay, well, what foundation are you wearing right now? Oh, I do it cosmetics. I love it cosmetics. Best. Yeah, it must be feel okay about wearing things. foundation. Yes, totally. Because people my age like to say foundations for old people. But it's not. It's God's gift. It's God's gift. Once you discover foundation, it's a whole new world.

And people who think they're too good for foundation. Yeah, they're like, I don't need foundation yet. I don't want to look cakey. I'm like, cakey? Don't you want to look human? Cakey just don't get a cakey one. Yeah, right. Do you like the illuminator or the regular one? Illuminator. So do I. I hate feeling like crunchy face. You know what I mean? I hate... Like how I look right now? Like, I hate feeling like mattified products. That's why I'm a sweater, and I feel like it's okay because it just looks like I'm glowing. I like the look of sweat.

Me too, better than like a crunchy, maddy look. I don't like that. I relate to this because yesterday I was wearing makeup. Yeah, he was. I'll back up a little bit. I had to go on this show on Yahoo right after we saw you. Uh-huh. They put makeup on it.

Yeah, because they said I was gonna look like a glowie disco ball, if not. You did look better with the makeup one. And then after it was all like crunching everywhere. Krusty. And I got a little weird out. I'm like, whose face is this brush bin on. Yeah, like the makeup that they use

and like hair and makeup departments on TV is like not sanitary at all. Yeah. The guy looked at me. He's like, you need something under those eyes. I don't think so. He's like, no, you. Did they comb out your hair?

You could have lice. He doesn't let anyone touch that hair. Are you fucking kidding? No one's getting through that fucking hair. Have you seen this hair? It's like a fucking helmet. You know, it's not moving.

It's a rough paste. If somebody, like, threw a baseball out me, I'd be fine. Right. Is that, like a,

what is that? A gel? It's a rough paste by Redkin. Get this. He doesn't like to shout it out because he doesn't want people to go run and buy it. I feel that out. I feel that out.

I totally feel that. No, you should buy stock and then give it a shout out. Yes. Oh, you mean like the huge package that arrived at our door the other day that had 40 rough pace in them? I order in bulk at one time. It's like Costco of rough paste. That's what my husband does with Cologne.

Oh, Cologne. I don't know why. What kind? I think he's worried Prada, Luna, Rosa. I think he's worried it's going to be discontinued. But like, it's not going anywhere. But like, you can also get it on eBay if it gets just. Continue.

But that's a luxury people who live in L.A. have, like, we don't have that here. You can't just stockpile. You can't just have cologne in the kitchen. I just, I barely can fit all the toilet paper in my apartment. Wait, hold on. Your apartments look so cute on stories. They aren't cute.

They're just not large. They're cute. I like that, though, because minimalism. Yeah, but it's also like where do you put your stuff? That's an issue. And I'm not a minimalist. Me neither. I like stuff.

I don't. I've decided, and we talked about this yesterday. By the way, talking about sparking joy, literally I texted Zach right after I was like, we need to clean the apartment. and if something doesn't spark joy for you, please get rid of it. And he was like, we'll talk about it when we get home. I was like, does it spark joy?

I find the sparking joy to be problematic. And I know that's not a popular opinion. Why? But here's the thing. I am like nuts. Like there's nothing in my house that doesn't need to be there. Like I really am so clean. Like I am a hoarder to the gods.

Like Ben loves to keep every tissue from middle school. And he's like, it's spark straight. And I'm like, get out. Get it out. Ben is always looking for memorabilia. I'm like, sorry, it's in the trash. Like I don't keep anything. And I still have things in my house that don't spark joy,

but I fucking need them. Right. Like what? A vacuum? Yeah, a broom doesn't spark joy. Also, like, I have this beautiful closet now that, like, has these beautiful, like, shoe walls. And I literally buy shoes that I'm never going to wear,

but that I like to see on the wall, it just, like, fills out the wall and makes the wall look like I have, like, this great collection of shoes, even though I wear the same shoes every day. So that doesn't necessarily spark joy, but it makes a place look good, you know? Okay. Okay, but can't we get, like, a broom

with, like, a white mat handle that's sparking joy or, or, like, a vacuum that's the best vacuum. I actually just spending money on things that I hate, and that does not spark joy. I have a vacuum that sparks joy. It's a little shark. Yeah, actually, my dustbuster also sparks joy. I fucking love that thing.

Yeah. I have been in a bit of conundrum with this sparking joy thing because there are things that spark joy to me that piss off my wife. Like what? It's all relative. And so then she has to throw it away and that's how she's sparking joy. And so I mean, I'm in a weird place here where if I'm not, you know, maybe it's sparking joy for me but pissing her off in which case it's like what?

Where does a sparking joy fall when you have a roommate? Right. He got this thing from Doc Johnson that you masturbate with that's like, I don't even know how to describe this. Remember those things we used to play with that are like the weenies, yeah, of course, the jelly weanies. So you jack off with this. We should give some context here before. Yeah, I don't want that on my bedside. Yeah, I'm with you.

We interviewed the Doc Johnson founders, and they brought in a giant case of sex toys into my office with, like, the opposite is full of. I don't need the lightsaber. That's like, it's just like, that's not sparking joy for me. No, so that wasn't sparking joy. Nothing up my ass is sparking joy for me personally. Oh, but it's spark joy for you. It could spark joy for me. But this is the conundrum that I am in.

You know what else doesn't spark joy for on the subject? I don't think it's about sparking joy. I had this ring is not sparking joy for me in general. Tell them about the ring. No, no, no, this ring, it's not, I don't like it aesthetically, but it keeps your heart raid and your sleep pattern and all the stuff.

Oh, so it doesn't work. It's... No, it's like a Fitbit, but it's jewelry. I've heard of it. I don't like the watch, right? Because this is less. It's not, it doesn't look the best, but it's less. But it looks better than the other things I've seen.

Like the bracelets. Yeah, or like a heart rate strap monitor. I'm not doing that. This is like the most... You know what the worst is though? I have to hear every fucking stat from him. It's like, oh, I slept 7.5 hours today and my heart rate's a little low. I'm like, I don't care.

I know in like a month there's going to be some study about how those things give you cancer and all the stats are wrong. A hundred percent. That always happens. I'm fucking stealing that ring. It's like a mood ring. Yeah, it's got to go. I think it's cool.

The mood ring. I would do that. I like knowing where I'm at. That's why I have my planner. I like seeing like everything. I started tracking my food. That was really hard. But if I had something that did it for me, I'd be into it.

What did you track your food with? Let me look at my phone. Yeah, we need to know, like, you guys, like the wedding. My Fitness pal. Oh my God. wedding. I want to ask you guys something because the first time we did this, it was the morning breath. Yes. Right? That's like, oh, gee. That was like over a year and a half ago, I think. And I use you guys, obviously, the running dear media. I use you as an example all the time.

Thank you. What are we examples of? Well, we got to get there. You're examples of what not to do. No. I use you as examples of how to, like when I talk to other podcasts, I said, like, this is exactly how you build community and I point to a lot of time to you guys. So I think you guys have done amazing job, but I want to talk about what that transition looked like, because we live in a time where people are so quick to jump down people's throats and blame and, you know, say, there's no room for, basically, there's not a room for redemption.

Yeah, for error. No one can make a mistake and learn and grow. Like, you made a mistake and you're dead. Exactly. And, like, you see it more and more, like, that's happened with you guys, having with James Gunn, they got them off. Now they're bringing him back on the garden of the guts. You see it all the time. Kevin Hart with the art. All this stuff, and I wanted to kind of get your opinions on it because I feel like you guys came back even stronger.

Like, it was like, back with a vengeance. And with pink. So, you know, I'm into it. It was all for the best. For the pink. And I like the name better. Yeah, the name is so much better. And now in hindsight, like, everything happens for a reason.

I'm really, like, happy the way that things turned out. But, like, we now have such a unique perspective. Like, our job is to talk about things that happen in the media. And when things go on with Kevin Hart, everyone's so quick to judge. And sometimes we say stuff that's not the most popular opinion, but it's like, just hold on a second second. Like, we went through something similar where everyone thought something of us, but that wasn't the case. So, like, maybe that's not the case with Kevin Hart. Like, let's take a second look.

So I feel like we're better off. human beings, but also commentators because of what happened. And we have like a more unique life experience that allows us to, you know, comment on what happens in the world in a more like knowledgeable way. And I think that if you talk to anyone, like entrepreneurs, people in business, they always say the biggest lessons they learned came from their biggest failures. So you can't have growth without learning from past mistakes. And now like everyone wants to hold everyone accountable, which I think is really great. And in certain instances is very, very important. But at the end of the day, we're all human beings and as humans we are inherently flawed so part of being a human being you're

going to mess up your favorite celebrity is going to say something that you don't agree with right can you forgive them can you move forward and like the way that people move forward or the way that we've moved forward what you're made of will determine your career your future like if you this is a tough industry to be in if you want to talk all the time if you want to for us we talk seven hours a week in those seven hours we're going to say something that's going to offend someone And live unedited. Right. I mean, that's unique.

We don't have the luxury of cropping things out, and there are many things I would have loved to crop out these days. Face tune your podcast. Totally. But that holds us accountable, too. You know, it's like we learn, and I think that what the toasters really like about the morning toast is like how we picked up from like a very public, awful, like, mess, and made do with it.

And it wasn't ideal, but now the way in which you handle yourself and, like, in tough times. Like, that says a lot about you, I think. Can I ask you personally what it, like, what it was. going through your minds, what it felt like when that was all going on? I felt like I wanted to die. And for me, it was like the world was over. And I really, like, I couldn't handle, like, what was being said about me online. And I couldn't put my phone away either.

It's like, I read everything, every comment. And it was so hard. And I literally just wanted to die. And I was like, this industry is not for me. Like, I'm going to figure it out, just, like, do something else with my life. Like, it is too tough out there. I thought I had thick skin. I obviously don't.

I don't want to work in this industry anymore. People are mean. I thought I could handle it. This is my time. Goodbye, everyone. I'm gonna go become a CPA. And then what are you telling this to Jackie and what's Jackie saying? It was, I actually kept a lot of it in like I just, I couldn't talk without just screaming.

Yeah. Yeah. For me, we both are very like insular, but for me, I always just think and feel like this two shall pass. And I know that at the time everyone said who was like in our corner trying to make us feel better, they were like, this is for the best. Everything happens for reason. And it's like, it's easy to say when something is terrible is happening, but it's so hard to see. past the cloud of doom. But for me, all I kept thinking of was like,

okay, what's the next step? Like, just one step at a time. Like, what are we going to do in the first week out? We're just, we're going to heal. You know? Right. We're going to apologize. We're going to heal.

We're going to learn from this, et cetera. Then the next week. The next week. Okay, now how are we going to come back? You know, you just take everything one step at a time. You shouldn't look. Today is actually the one year anniversary of our new show. Yeah.

Congrats. You shouldn't be looking to a year from now. Just like every day is a step. step forward and like patience. I can't say it enough. Like this time heals so much and in order for it to do that, you have to be patient. But like who hasn't made a mistake in life too?

I mean, you know, what I personally like about my community, and I feel like your community is very similar, is there's a non-judgmental situation. Like everyone just do you. Everyone has different life experiences. Like the people that listen to, I'm sure you're shown ours, like they live on all different sides of the world, have completely different life experiences.

If you threw like a hot topic and they wouldn't agree on anything, But they just come together in this nice, unifying way, to talk about things that common ground, like, the Kardashians. Well, I love that subject. We can, I think we try to. Michael's more serious. I'm like, did you see Chris's new haircut? Where it's like, you may not agree.

Like, for example, we just had that, we were talking about all the sex stories that came in Knox Johnson. Like, someone may listen to that episode, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is a lot. But at least it's interesting, these audiences are receptive to like, okay, I'll look at that. I'll look at that perspective.

Right, it's like an openness. It's very 2019. Yeah, I mean, we had to do the, I had to do this show yesterday, this live show, and it was just like so format and structures. Like, you can't say this, can't say that. I was like, this sucks, I don't want to do it. Yeah, no, we're definitely made for digital.

And I think as a society, we're all sort of trying to figure out where we are gonna shake out on this like politically correct discussion. So many people are so PC, so many people are like anti-PC and, you know, say things just to say them. And so I think a big lesson for us has been like, we always wanna be irreverent and unfiltered and speak our truths, but like where do we draw the line?

Right, like we, and I think every personality, every podcaster has to figure. that out for themselves, and I think that this has forced us to do. Right, like the point of our show is only to be positive. We're only trying to make people laugh, get through the day, work days are long, it's terrible, all that stuff. So if at any point anything we ever say upset someone, like, that's not the goal. So we're going to own the fact that we said something that upsets you, and we're going to try and not do it again.

I hate when people like upset people and refuse to acknowledge just that someone's upset. It's okay if you meant it or not, but like just acknowledge, I see that you're hurt, whatever. The point of our show is always to be positive. So if we're ever saying something that upsets a certain group of people or whatever, like, the antithesis of why we get up every morning, so we're gonna totally own and understand that we upset you and we'll apologize for it, you know? As someone who does a lot of digital stuff, but also does a lot of comedy, it's tough because comedians are so like, the point is to offend you, we're never going to apologize,

fuck, fuck, fuck, or whatever. Whereas, like, digital, it's a total opposite. Like the second you say something out of line, it's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. And filled. Yeah, right. So it's a tough spot being in the middle because I see both sides, and I don't think either one of them are right. The comedy thing is difficult, especially for what you do.

Because I was listening to a comedian speak the other day. He's like, listen, nobody starts formulating jokes out of bad intention. They start to formulate because they think it will be funny. And it's okay to make fun of things that make you sad. Yeah. It helps. Well, I think it's the best cure. Yeah.

But there's a line. People aren't setting out to offend them and they think this could be a funny joke. Right. And it doesn't always land on me. I think you have to look at the intention too. What I think is kind of cool with what happened, like looking at the silver lining here, is that I feel like with what happened with you guys is it kind of, cut the fat. Like it made like your die hard community stay strong with you guys and sort of go through it with you.

That's really true. Rally around you. And then it got rid of anyone who was maybe not. Doubtor. Yeah. Like it just, it cut them off. Yeah. So I always use that as an example because it really like I mean I'm watching your community and your Facebook group. I told you guys this earlier. It's such a cool community. It's the best. It like cut it off the fat, you know. Yeah. It was with Yahoo before yo. Yes. Yahoo. You fucked up. Yahoo. No, totally. We are not missing. With their 15 live viewers on Twitter. They are just, I mean, we miss the resources provided. The hair and makeup you speak on. It was so stifling creatively. I mean, we couldn't launch merch because collecting people's data is against Yahoo's data policy.

And the legal department has to come and talk to us. Because they had major leaks. Yeah, the legal department had to come and talk to us every time we said something true. Like Dan Schneider is a child predator. So just having the creative shackles being taken off, that has been a wonderful thing for us. I love your merch. Did Jackie tell you I have the... She has to start.

You do? Why don't you tell us we give it to you for free, Lauren? No, no, no, no, no. I want to support. We just bought also. I bought the gray sweater. Oh, the Surtae sweater. Really, I also bought it because it looks cute on my feed.

You know, like the gray with like the pink tone. Is that the mindset that you think of, like when you just purchased stuff? Sometimes, like, I'm wearing red right now and I'm like, not taking a picture. Yeah, but this studio is also very dark, so it's like not very Lauren Everts. No, the studio is way too dark for me. I have to be outside in natural light. Got it. Or I just discovered this thing.

It's like an aperture. I have to send you guys the link. It's, okay, so I was at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and do you guys know who Desi Perkins is? Yes. Okay, her husband was like, do you want a picture? Because I didn't have anyone to take pictures of me. Like everyone else.

That's honestly so nice. It's so relatable. It was so hard. No, like that is hard, and that was really nice of him to offer. I know. I was like crying about it. So anyways, he goes, okay, I'll take a picture of you, and he pulls out this contraption.

It's like this little light box. It, I don't, it filled in every, line, wrinkle, and he held it above my eye phone. Before we post this. I have to, I swear to. Is it heavy? It's a little heavy, but who cares? No, it's so worth it.

It's worth it. Good light. I mean, nothing's better. Totally. I would take good light over good sex. Well, in that case, let's get some fucking lights. This little aperture. You got to get it for nighttime.

I'll send you the link. I'll put the link in the show notes too. Oh, you need it for Coachella. That desert lighting. Oh, God, I need that. Yeah, in the stage coach lighting, I'm sure you're going to need the aperture. Totally. What do I think made the Toaster's such investigative, like? I don't fucking know. Inpector gadget. I don't know because honestly it's the scariest thing.

We have, of the many groups, there's another group called the Toaster's Intelligence Agency, and their job is to, yeah, they solve cases. And if you ever find you or someone you know in a case, like, it is the worst thing to ever happen to you. It is so scary. I'm going to them if you ever do anything shady, so watch the fuck out. They actually taught me about Mr. Numbers. Do you have Mr. Number? No, what's that? I pay $25 a year for it. And it's an app where, because I get so many fucking phone calls and I've only recently decided to not answer any phone calls of numbers that I don't have saved. And so what it'll do is you could just type the number and to tell you who it's registered to. I'm getting that. Mr. Number. Yeah. You know, people bring in like what we

interview people, you interview people and they bring in like their PR teams. I'm sure you've seen this. And the PR team like sits there and they stare at you like like, like, like, better not ask this. Listen, you can sit there. But I'm still going to ask what I've got to ask here. It's just going to make it awkward because you're going to be looking at me when I do it. But with you guys, I'm scared. I'm like if I step out line, the toasters are going to get me. Big time. We don't need any publicist. You don't need anybody.

You just got that whole investigative group. Wait, back to Mr. Number. I just want to tell a hilarious story about it because I love it so much. And I literally do it for everything, and I got a two-and-two number. And I didn't pick it up, and I searched it and it said, Guy Fierry agent. And I was like, what the fuck?

And I called it back and it was our agency, but that's what they come up as. Flavortown, USA. Yeah. How funny is that? Guy Fierry. I need to get Mr. Number. I know. Like immediately.

I don't get exciting calls like this. Well, so, no, it's also just like one time, oh my God, I'll never forget. The reason why I got this app is I was getting my eyebrows done and I got a number, phone call from a 212 number. And like, obviously, I pick it up. 212 is New York. It was New York Post. Oh my God, I never hung up so fast in my life.

I was so afraid. I didn't even know what the girl wanted, but it was just scared. I'm like, how the fuck did you get my number? That's the last time I ever picked up the phone from a number I didn't have saved. I don't do. I don't do numbers. I don't know. No.

It's usually an Uber or like sometimes glam squad calls. Yeah, but I've been getting like calls from Siberia. Anyone else? Like every night I wake up with three calls from like Afghanistan. No. Yeah, I get the craziest Serbia, like everywhere. They're all spam. I guess.

I'm downloading Mr. Number. Your numbers in a database somewhere. Somewhere and it's so fucking annoying. Like all the time. It's like, Provence is calling. Let's take a quick break to talk about one of my obsessions, white shoes. Anyone that knows me knows I am always wearing white shoes.

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That's kind of what Rothies look like. But they're so comfortable, you guys. I can't even tell you. You know, when you wear a pair of shoes for the first time and they're uncomfortable, Rothies immediately will form to your foot. I'm always running late, so there's nothing better than a slide. I like to slide on a shoe when I'm running out the door with my oatmeal and a bowl and like 500 bags.

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Okay, I have a question because I was looking at. I think it was your Instagram. It might have been Girl with No Job, one of them. And there was a picture of the concert hall. It looks like an opera hall that you're doing your show in. Yeah, where? It was the most recent one. And it looks.

Oh, I posted a picture from Dallas. Okay. There's like the whole entire opera hall is filled with people. Oh, yeah. That was for my Dallas show. How do you know? shit yourself when you're on stage. Honestly, I live for it.

I crave attention. Like, it's my dream. I like attention too. Always when I go out, I'm like a little nervous and like I'm always a little shaky, but it's like I have the privilege of performing for people who already know who I am, like as a relatively new comic, to be selling out to just people who love me.

It's so easy. Like, we're all just happy to be there, you know? So even if I just farted on stage, I feel like everyone would like it, I hope. So do you plan your jokes when you go out or is it just- Yeah, so it's like a, a 75 to 90 minute stand-up show, and I've been writing it for like... Yeah, I've been writing it for like a little over a year, and it's finally gotten good.

And Jackie, you've obviously seen it. Yes, I've seen the beginning of it, like the first show, I've seen middle shows, and I've seen most recently, like, two weeks ago in Connecticut. And that's really, like, I don't think it's changed much in the last... Well, you know, us comedians. So do you, like, go to regular small comedy clubs and work on your material? No, I really should do that, and that's what people are always telling me, because the best practice is, like, just fucking up.

flopping. But I can't. Like, I would rather die. Like, it's so scary. And I don't know how you do that. I can't. That is the gnarliest job to me. I know.

For me, too. Me too. I look at her, and I'm just like, I could never. It's so brave. But by the way, that's what I always said. But you do it once, and you, like, get hooked on the fact that, like, you say something that you created and that people laugh. And, like, that's... What if people don't laugh, though?

Oh, I mean, that happens, and it's horrifying. Don't get me wrong. But you always just got to pick it back up. Yeah. I find if I just do like a weird dancer say fuck a lot, like people, like you get to know your audience. And if I make any toast jokes, like that's a great way for people just to start screaming. So I've learned to my audiences and like how to, and I know what jokes land, what jokes don't land. And if a joke doesn't land, I know what to do to kind of pick it back up and just make it more exciting.

If I sing, people love it because I have like perfect pitch. So I know what works, you know, but there's definitely a learning character. Can you sing us like a little something? Yeah, I mean, I do have strep throat, but I don't feel like it'll hinder me. I'll take requests if you want. Shallow, okay. I'm just gonna start from like, you know, the a's. Of course, the chorus.

This is, I sing this at my show too. It's just like actually my favorite song. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ha. Ha. Watches at the ground.

Yeah, the strip is like, got to me a little. Wow. Yeah, it's like shocking. Like, people think I'm joking. I'm all the time. I'm like, no, my voice is amazing. They're like, oh, is so funny. I'm like, no, my voice is amazing.

I think that my voice is amazing. Oh, please. I love hearing other people sing. I only have one song that I do, and I feel like it annoys up. We sing last time. The Little Mermaid. It always comes down to us.

It's a sing-off. It's always a sing-off, yeah. Please, please, please do it. Lippin your fins, you don't get too far. Legs are required for jumping, dancing. Strolling along on those. What do you call it? Street.

Oh. Oh, I thought it was feet. Street. Shirling along on your feet. How dumb is she? Like, duh. Street. Is it street or feet?

Because wasn't she a mermaid? Oh, sure. Oh, true, but she's also in the sea. So she's not... Yeah, no. I don't know. Easy lyrics. Totally.

You should know that. If you want to be married to me, you should really know that. Because I already got you. Okay, can we talk about the royal wedding? Like, which one? Both. Like, let's...

I feel like you got... Three are married? Out of four. Oh, I thought you were talking about the actual royal wedding. I was like, Megan's dress was ugly. I think that Jackie's wedding broke the internet. Truly. No, it did.

I could not believe her inst- I was like, God damn it, I missed out on my wedding. I got married in February. Where? The Pierre in New York. Okay, so it was here. Tell us about like the whole thing. The planning, like were you stressed?

Unbelievably stressed. I don't know that there was that there's a bride who was more stress than I was. I don't know if there is a bride who enjoyed the planning process less than I did or who was less equipped than I was. Totally. When we started planning a wedding,

I didn't even know how to get like my head, my hands around. it, size, venues. New York is so crazy to have a wedding here, but also having a destination wedding is crazy too. Right, and half your people were coming from out of town, which just adds a whole other layer. So I picked the devil I knew better than the devil I didn't. I totally agree. So New York was the devil. We had so many guests that there are only so many venues in New York that can accommodate those guests, which actually made the choice really easy. We wound up ending up like 375. Oh my God. It didn't feel like that many people.

No, honest. And the whole time I was so nervous, it was going to be too many people. And I didn't even care. People are like, I don't want to see anyone. I don't know. I mean, I don't care. If anyone wants to come celebrate me, you're so welcome. But it was just like, it was becoming just so overwhelming. Like, 375 people need to eat.

Like, this is fire festival. I need cheese sandwiches, you know? And you did so many outfit changes, which is stressful. That didn't stress me out because I didn't make that decision until the week before. And the decision made me because we were, I got my dress back in August. And I, like, felt so great about it. I never wanted to change a lot of times because as much as I'm so actually. Like I'm not trying to be, you know?

So I always knew I would change into something comfortable for the after-after party, but it wouldn't even matter what it was. Then the week before my wedding, we were going to the Amphar Gala. And so I was online looking for dresses. And I ordered a bunch of dresses online. I found this one dress that was a beautiful white dress. I was like, you know what? I'm getting married in a week. Like I could wear a bridal type dress.

Like if anyone can wear a wedding dress before the wedding, it's a bride. It's a bride. So like, you know, and I was like, I'll get my picture taken in this dress. So I ordered it. It didn't come in time because I ordered it two days before. So it came like three days after the event. And I tried it on just because I had a ball gown in my apartment. And I put it on and it fit like a glove.

Didn't need a hem. Like it had a hoop skirt so it went out. So it didn't matter how tall you were because the hoop skirt just ended where you ended. Everything pit perfectly. It didn't need a stitch hem, nothing. And I was like, this is a wedding dress and I have to wear it. I can't send this dress back. I felt like Cinderella, like a very godmother just delivered a dress on my doorstep.

So I decided that I would change midwetting. and when I realized that, I was like, you know what, that's actually, like, very me. Yeah. I was shocked that you hadn't brought it up sooner. Okay, but hold on. I just didn't want to give myself more work. How on earth, my question was this. When I was dealing with my wedding, I only had 50 people.

There's so much happening. How did you, like, this feed? She literally designed her whole wedding around Flo. But how do you have time to, like, post it? Well, so. The captions, actually, once the captions... This was posted in, like, real time? No, that was, like, the week.

Over the course of the next week, I posted 30 photos, because my... My wedding photographer Anthony Vasquez is unbelievably in tune with what's necessary. Yeah. And I told him. I agree. I did a pretty goddamn good job. Yes, I did procure his talent at my wedding and then all my sisters sold him for me, but I just want credit because I got him first. Okay.

He, like, knew exactly what I wanted. And I said to him, I wanted to be the first person to post a picture. That was really important to me because obviously, like, I was planning my wedding in real life and I was planning it on Instagram too. I didn't even know what was to come on Instagram, but just from my own feed, I didn't want anyone to post their picture of me in my wedding dress before me. Mostly because I'm thirsty and I didn't want people going to that person. Getting the likes. I wanted them to come to my page. I wanted to get followers out of my wedding.

Like this was an expensive endeavor. The least I can do is get some followers. Maybe write it off. Totally. Just kidding. I haven't done that yet, but it's not a terrible idea. It's not. This was a business endeavor.

And so I told Anthony I was like, I want to post a photo right before I walked down the aisle. Like as bridesmaids are walking, I will post on Instagram because my guests won't be on Instagram, but everyone else will be. So when my guest Instagram me, like mine will have come first. So they were ready. Like, I chose a picture like 20 minutes before my aisle walk. They edited it. They sent it to me. And so I was able to post that right before I walked down the aisle.

And then I had peace of mind all night. I never checked my phone once again. I was like, I have the picture. I'm racking in the likes. And I wasn't on my phone at all. And I told my wedding planner and my wedding planner, like, they could story there. I found them, like, they do a lot of work on Instagram. So it's like, you know, they get the game.

And I had no clue what they were posting throughout the night. I was just, like, smiling for everything. and I was just so in it. I didn't really know what it looked like from the outside. And then the next day I was able to watch all these stories. I had no clue like that this was really so there was so much content on the internet. But for me it was like I got to relive it over and over again. And I loved it.

Like I feel like so many people you would think you want your privacy, blah, blah, blah. But I had my privacy. Like in the moment I didn't know all of this stuff was going on. You want to share it with your community. Right. And now I didn't plan for it to be like so exposed or whatever. I mean, it was bigger than the royal wedding. I've never seen anyone, and this is a truly a compliment.

Like, I've never seen anyone get married and think so far, like, like, everything was planned so right for Instagram. Thank you. I was like, I was like, going back to my feed and I was like, wow. Totally. There's a lot of thought. I mean, I think at our wedding, Lauren made everyone, like, check their cell phones and then also had the person make an announcement saying no phone.

No, too. I did the same thing because I was like, I want no. no photos during the ceremony. I want no sounds. I don't want, I want you to be able to hear a pin drop. I want it to be dead serious. And I told my rabbi like when you get to the podium, make sure everyone put no photos or photography,

or videography, whatever. And so when I did my walk down the aisle, I'm walking, I'm just like in and I'm just looking at like Zach down the aisle. When I get to the front, he was like, I haven't been able to make the announcement yet. And I was like, okay, just make it now. And I'm also like, if there's a problem,

I'm not gonna trust about it. Make the announcement now, not a problem. But now in hindsight, I'm like, I'm so glad that, many people took videos of me down the aisle and I did this like silhouette with my wedding dress and like this little wave and I turned out people I made people laugh. Oh my god it was so funny I was dying. Okay so she when she went before she walked down the aisle like right where she was standing at the beginning of the aisle it wasn't her there was like a white silk screen and you saw her silhouette and it was like this actual just like moment of silence and then all of a sudden

Jackie just waves to everyone in the silhouette and it was so funny because it was like this serious sheep moment it was fucking iconic it was so funny we're dying I'm so you're right I'm so glad People got it on camera. I want to get married again. Yeah. God. But it's like if I could do it all over again, like I really would highly, like I still would have loved to have like what you had. A small like destination wedding that caused you no stress because the six months before planning it like were unbelievable.

I mean it caused me stress. I blocked out the night before and. From alcohol or from pain. Punched Michael in the face. But also also pain because when you're like you're like trying to be real skinny for your wedding and you're fucking hungry. And it's one drink and you're dead. That's a hard ride to walk. Being skinny, being drunk, not being too drunk, eating some because you need energy and you don't want to.

Being personable, some charisma? Do you guys remember that movie Congo? Eating enough so that your breath isn't deadly. We don't want a deadly breath. Such a good call. I had mince at my wedding and I was, like, they were for the guest and I was in all night because my breath was like keto. You got to throw a lime in there. That's the trick to bad breath when you're talking to someone you eat a lime.

She came to me and said, okay, I'm going to sleep for the night, like enjoy the rest of the evening. with your friends. I'm like, cool. Have fun. You have fun with my friends. And she left. It's a trick. It's a fucking trick.

It was a trap. It was like, it was like, I'm like, hang out. I love traps by the way. Me too. And the reason I bring up that movie you're a trap queen. Toasty traps.

You know, well, if you didn't see Congo, there's like these things where these silverback gorillas are attacking these guys that are in the jungle and the leaves and the bushes are shaking and that means the gorillas are there and they're jumping in. I look over and I kid you not, it was like, Lauren in the bushes, like, and I was wearing a gold dress with the tight ponytail,

so it was very Sharon's Stone Casino. Also, a ponytail fucks with your head. It pulls too tight. It rejiggers your organs. What's that girl, Jojo? Siwa. Yeah, she has headaches, for sure. It's such a headache.

There was so much happening. She ran up to me dead seriously and said, I can't believe you fucking left me. And I was like, you are the one that just left me, told me to stay here and leave. It was really bad shit. Yeah, you know it's a good sign when you're fighting on your wedding weekend.

Yeah, it was great. And then I decided, because the light wasn't right for our pictures, that we needed to reshoot the entire wedding. So when we got back, I made my entire feeling. Honestly, that doesn't make me feel bad because I am now reshooting my wedding pictures because I got my neck done and I just feel like

like I look so much better now than I did in my wedding. What do you mean about your neck done? Is Kaibela? Okay, so fuck Kaibela. It is not, doesn't work and it's extremely painful. Don't do Kaibela guys. I was going back and forth. Like, I want Kaibela, I want Kaibela.

Like, for as long as I've been alive, I've had a double chin. And at any weight, I really love the way that I look. I'm extremely confident and I love myself. But my fucking chin bothers me. Like, it does. and I don't want to accept that flaw. I don't know why I have to.

Like society tells me to love your flaws. I don't love it. So I got, I went. It's not sparking joy. My chin was not sparking joy. Exactly, Michael. So I was like, I heard about Kaibela. I asked a bunch of people, a couple of my friends got it.

I heard like mixed reviews. But as far as I knew, it was like the only thing on the market for a double chin surgery removal. So I went to my doctor, our doctor, Dr. Sharon Geese, because Jackie and I were like going to get Botox and we were like, okay, who is a person in New York that looks amazing? Let's find their doctor. So we found Ramona Singer's doctor. And we fucking love her.

I just like, I'm obsessed with her. She changed our lives. She changed our lives. So I went in, I was telling her, I'm like, I want to do Kaibela. My friend got it. I heard it's really painful. I have a very, very, very low tolerance for pain. She was like, do not do Kybella. I do not recommend it. I'm like, okay. She has this surgery called the natural necklift that she patented. It's basically like outpatient liposuction, so you don't have to get anesthesia. They just give you like a shot of valium and they take a needle in through your earlobe and literally suck all the fat out of your chin, but then also out of your jowls, because when you gain weight, your face gets fat and then like saggs your face down. But once

you remove the fat from your jowls, the elasticity in your skin. will bring your face back up. So I was like, sign me up, and it was very expensive, but I didn't care. It was like, truly the best. I'll tell you later. I'm actually embarrassed, yeah. It's a lot of money.

It's your face. It's your face. Yeah. It's my face. So I went and I was like, it's your life. It was right before I started my tour and she was like, didn't have any availability. I'm like, Sharon, you have got to get me in. So literally I went the next day.

And I am like very, very, very low tolerance for pain. Like, I can't even take baths too hot. and like massages, like I literally start crying. Like, I have a very weird body. And so I told her, and I also have like a weird thing with drugs. Like I don't smoke weed. I'm very paranoid. Like, I always have an adverse reaction to drugs.

Like, if a drug is supposed to calm you down, I will have a panic attack. And I was having a lot of anxiety about the Valium. I've never taken Valium. And I'm like, Sharon, like I'm telling you, like, I can't take this drug. She was like, oh, please. Everyone probably says that. So she gave it to me. And I remember sitting in the chair before going into the room and I was like being drunk,

like Olivia was taking funny videos of me. And the second I lay down, like I came back to life and I felt everything. and I was screaming at the top of my lungs. And if you, Jackie, were you there? No. Oh, I think Olivia was there, and she heard me, like, literally screaming from the surgery room. But what was crazy was, like, I was completely numb, so I didn't feel anything. I just heard everything.

And I guess, like, with the drugs, I got, like, so paranoid that I was literally just screaming out the top of my lungs, like that I was in pain, even though I wasn't. How long did it take? The surgery took, like, 30 minutes. And then, like, hold on. And then I had the chin strap and everything. I have a hundred questions. Yeah.

You're laying there, or your eyes open? Were my eyes open? They were, I feel like they were open and close, because I remember seeing Dr. She was talking about her dogs. I remember hearing what she was saying. But then also just closing my eyes, like, for my own. So it takes 30 minutes you're laying there. Yeah.

And you said it doesn't hurt. You can just hear. So, I mean, when she numbed me, that's what hurt. Like, when they shoot you with the Novi King. I don't know. Did you notice the difference the second you got up? So I was so swollen that it looked the same. And I was like, what the fuck?

I was so pissed. I'm like, Sharon, I looked the same. And then I wore that chin strap thing for like two weeks. And then when I went in for my, what's it called, like first checkup, I noticed a huge difference. And then I just started to like, it just started to become my life. And then when I went in for my three month checkup, she took pictures. And that's when I was like, oh my God.

And I have the before picture. And it's such a great, like, side by side that I've been wanting to post on Instagram. But like, I just hate the before picture so much that like I literally can't get myself to post the after picture. Please post it. I mean, I'll show you. But I just like, I hate that picture so much. I was also just looking so ugly that day.

So you notice a huge difference. Huge. If you look at old pictures of her, it's like she has really a new face. It looks like she got major work done. Yeah. Let me find me the picture. Because. And the Botox.

Well, you know what? What it does too, I feel like is when you have like a bigger area down here because, you know, my whole jaw drama. It takes the eye down instead of up. So when you're looking at someone and they're swollen here, they're looking down as opposed to up. So it drags your face down. And I don't want anyone looking down on me. Yeah. Michael knows he's getting Botox on Friday.

Where? Yeah. Don't act. Don't act. I don't act. Dr. Dennis Gross. Have you gotten it yet? I've done it twice.

Oh, okay. Where do you do it? But I only do like, um... He does five units. Five, I'm not a big... What is five units? Like, when we do it, we split one. Then you probably do, I would say, 15 or 20 units each.

Hey, look at us. Where do you get it? Dr. Dennis Gross. No, like on your face. Oh, he just hits my forehead. Oh. Yeah. Because if not I could use this thing as a sleep mask, it just falls down.

Yeah, a little brow lift. You know what I mean? Okay. All right, so I want to talk about Camp Toast. Oh, yes. You have to come. Tell me all about it. It sounds like it's like better than Coachella for me.

Oh, for sure. Well, Jackie and I always used to talk about on the podcast how much camp like affected us as women, as human beings. We loved camp. We went to camp our whole lives. And then it dawned on us that a lot of our listeners, like, didn't go to camp. And I guess it's like a Jewish thing that people go to camp. I didn't really go to camp. You did it.

Kind of. It's a northeast thing, yeah. So when people were like, what is camp, what is camp? We were like, we need to show everyone what camp is, but make it better. because there's so many things about camp that are so fun, but when you're a kid being governed by counselors who think that they have too much power, it's not that fun, but if you're getting to do it as an adult

where there's like a bar but also going jet skiing, that's so fun. Is it men and women or women? It's both. Yeah, it depends on the situation. We have a lot of different bunks so we can switch. People could have their own bunks if they wanted them. But it kind of started as a joke,

and then we were like, okay, what if we actually did it? And we looked into it. We rented our old campgrounds, So we were working with the people that we used to, like, go to camp with us. Counselor us at camp. Totally. And we realized, like, it was very much a possibility. Like, this is what we would need.

We put out feelers in the Toasters group. Like, if we really were to put this on, like, would you guys be interested? And we got a lot of positive feedback. We're like, fuck it, we're going to camp. Yeah. No. And we threw it together last year, like, in a matter of two months. We only, we did it with 75 girls and they were, like, pioneers.

Like, they paid for the ticket. They did not know what they were getting into. And it ended up being, like, the most lit, fun, amazing weekend. inspiring, empowering. Totally. I heard a rumor. If this is true, I'm going to die. I wonder what rumors are.

I don't know where I read this. It might have been in the group, but it was somewhere. Okay. That you guys do, that the camp is where heavy weights was filmed. No. But you have the, it's a fat camp. Why did I think that? Did I dream that?

No, because when we were kids, we went to weight loss camp. No, you did. Yes, we did. Yes. And this was the camp that we went to as kids, and these are the grounds where it. So it wasn't filmed. And they filmed MTV's Fat Camp at this. camp. Oh yeah. Okay, but didn't you guys do the heavyweights, what's that thing called?

The blob. No, there's no blob. No, I wish. We need a blob. Wait, you need a pink blob. Blobs are expensive, but we need to get one. I feel like we should up the tickets one dollar. Totally. To contribute for a blob. Yeah. Go fund me for a blob. And you could like get an Instagram handle called like Toasty blob. The blob. Yeah. Yeah. I think you need a blob. Okay, so it's not heavy weights. No. Okay. It's inspired by What was fat camp like? Amazing. It was so amazing. You would actually love it.

You would love it. We should go this summer like for one week. It's like what I imagine rehab is. Right. What do you do? So we went. It's regular summer camp. For people who have been to camp, you wouldn't really know a huge difference.

Really the main difference is like a lot of people are overweight. All of the meals are portioned out so you don't serve yourself. They serve you. And honestly, for girls, it's like a 1,600 calorie a day diet, which is really a lot because you're doing so active. activity. There's like one workout every morning, but it's like Zumba aerobics, boo camp. Like it's, now you would appreciate it so much. It's just like wellness camp. No wine, though. No. But at Camp toast, there's wine. Yeah, lots of it. It's for kids, Lauren. Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Camp counselors might be getting a little trouble serving all the little kids. Totally. Well, there is like, there is like, I don't want to call it fat camp because I don't know if that's what it's called, but in L.A. they have like wellness like retreat. Weight loss camps. I want to do, I want to try Teddy Mellon camps all in. Oh my God, yes. Because Tanya Rad does it, and she looks so good. Everyone says that. I know.

When they do it, it's, like, amazing. I love Teddy Malikant, but I also heard you get, like, 100 calories a day. Are you serious? No, not like 100, but, like, none. Oh, I can't do that. But I don't know if that's true. It seems restrictive. If I can't do 100 calories a day, Michael would kill me.

I would be the biggest bitch in the history of the universe. I know. I love to eat, too. I love, like, a good piece of sourdough with, like, a carry gold butter. I also just love, like, a pasta. Oh, so do I, if I lived here, well, I don't know because it's the walking. Have you guys ever had the pasta at Scalinatelli? Yes.

Of course. Oh, so I invented Scalinitella, okay? Oh, I said the wrong name. Yeah. Warren says it with such authority every time she says it wrong. No, you made it like even more Italian. Scalini Tali. Wait, have you tried the truffle pasta?

No, every time I'm there, I get the Panayolabod's fucking crack. I've never had that one. Oh my God, you have to go back and they cook it. They cook it at the side of the table. Okay, what are three other restaurants that we need to go to? Oh, for pasta? No, for, well, I like, I love Italian. Gemma is so good in the Bowery Hotel, and it's, it's Italian, but it's also, like, a little

healthier, like, you could be healthy there if you wanted to, but you by no means have to be. What about, Mammo? Have you heard of Mama? No. No. But we're not, like, huge foodies. Like, we go where we like, and, like, we don't need to try new things off the time. Right.

I go to the same five restaurants. Scarpetta. Okay. We're going there Friday for lunch? No, that's good. Oh, for lunch. Bond Street sushi is fantastic. Oh, no, I went there last week, and it was so sad, and the only redeeming quality was that Nina Agdahl was there, but the food was bad, and it wasn't even bad food.

It was like the way that they were making. Like, I had tuna tartar, which is my favorite thing. Obsessed. They're going to be devastated when they tune in. Totally. I could not like a tuna tartar as if the fish is bad. But it was like the fish was fresh, and it was so weird. I couldn't have more than two bites.

It was like waxy and was leaving a really weird after taste of my mouth. That's all I'm saying. But there was nothing wrong with it other than what they make the... Have we said sushi secchi? Siki. Siki. No. Siki.

It's Michelin Star. It's fantastic. Very expensive. Serafina. Okay. You guys have Serafina in L.A.? No. You don't?

No. The restaurants here are better. Oh my God, but I thought Seraphina. Seraphina has now become like a popular chain. Yes. But I thought they had one in L.A. A lot of influencers shoot there. It's the best fucking restaurant.

I hope they eat while we were young. And they don't eat there. I hope they eat while they're there. So what do you guys think? You think the toasters are going to accept me? Into the group? No, maybe. Into their hearts.

Into their hearts. I think so. No, they're very open. Until you cross them, they will like you. Guilty. I've crossed a lot of people in my time. I don't think I'm going to cross them. No, I think it would be a very wise decision not to.

Okay, I can't, we can't leave until you guys give us some beauty and skin. I'm sorry. People. Some beauty and skin because, you know, we're definitely genetically blessed because, like, acne is something that we don't really knock on wood struggle with,

but, like, I do get a pimple, series of pimples. My skin gets better or it gets worse. I don't see pimples. For me, the two things that I just, adhere to are hydration and cleanliness. Like I keep my skin clean as much as I can when I'm not wearing makeup. The minute I get home, I take my makeup off and I wash my face or a shower in general.

When I feel my skin getting bad, like it's annoying as hell, but I drink a bottle of water. I clean my face and I just, I lather up on moisturizer. I try to like change up my moisturizers every six months because I start to feel like my skin and body get immune to certain things. Like they expect a lotion to come on, so I'm going to hit them with a harder lotion. or they expect the hard lotion, and I'm going to hit them with like a light serum. Okay.

So some of my favorite products or beauty lines are Kopari. We talked about this yesterday on the toast. I fucking love Kopari. Love kifurgyz. Skin suiticles. Obsess the CE that smells like hot dogs. Does it? Yeah.

I love a sheet mask, but I don't, I'm not brand specific. It's basically like whatever I get free or whatever. Sometimes I sell them at CVS. I just like put something on my face. But the one mask that I love that I actually, go out and buy is the L'Oreal clay mask in the green color. I don't know what it's like I like. I like, I try to do it when I really, like, after a long trip, when I feel like shit,

like I put it on 15 minutes before I shower and then I wash it off in the shower. And I really feel a difference. Smart to wash it off in the shower. I like that. Because I hate washing my face in the sink. You make such a mess in the sink. I would rather take a shower, even if I showered right before I went out and I get home, I have to take my makeup off.

I'd rather just shower again instead of having to splash that new jeetia. Yeah, because then it gets all of the coming. For you to use that strategy, you have to actually shower. I'm not the biggest shower. Me neither. You know what? I shower, like, probably, you know, I don't wash my hair. No, me neither.

I'm now on, like, a once-a-week hair thing and, like, a four times a week body shower. Yeah, I would love if I could, like, just have someone shower me. We talked about this one. I couldn't even anymore. I find showering to be, like, the most annoying thing ever. Like, I have a very busy life.

I do not have time to shower. Next time you're in L.A., tell me, because there's this Korean bathhouse that you go and you lay on the table naked, and they scrub every crevices up your butthole. While you're here, while you're here. Okay, I don't get the butthole thing, but at Oasis spa, they do a salt scrub, and it's like a really like a bath, like you laid there. Your whole spray tan will come off.

Yeah, well, so that's what I do at the end of a spray tan to exfoliate. It is heaven. It's kind of like a shower, right? And they shower for you. And I sometimes tell her, I'm like, yeah, do my hair. Yeah. When you're living life with a spray tan, you can't shower as much. No one gets it. Right. So when I don't have a spray tan, which is most of the time, like, I shower all the time. I remember Margo and I were talking either this weekend or last weekend where she was like, I haven't showered since Thursday night. And I was Like, in the time that since you last showered, I've showered five times. No.

See? I can't shower. When I was in high school, I used to shower and wash my hair every single night. Michael showers twice a day. I wash my hair twice a week, though. Right, because then it's like I don't shower once. I miss one shower.

My hair is greasy grilled cheese. So now I've kind of like taught my hair. My hair could go like a month now. I won't get oily. That's the trick. You got to teach the hair. Yeah. You shower way too much, man.

You're in there with your, that weird. Boys do that and I think it's okay. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I like, whenever Ben showers, I'm like, you're so hot. Like, I just love when he showers. Michael showers 80 times.

You are a little bit weird. That's how you should be talking about me, Rowland. Yeah. It's so hot when you shower, it turns me on. Okay, so just so you know, I found out a couple people DM'd me that it's the microbeads in the St. Ives are not plastic. They were plastic until 2014. Ew.

And now they've switched to walnut flakes, which is still really bad for your skin. Oh, really? Yes. So it's still really bad. I saw on the twister. It's not plastic anymore. I said, you feel like... Oh, my God.

No, I love a microbead. No, you don't, because it's rough on the skin. I don't know why. I thought it was just like a bubble. And it's bad for the ocean. It's bad for the environment. The ocean. Why, it's like fish swallowing microbeats?

Everything is bad for the ocean. Ariel. Ariel. Ariel. Ariel. Ariel. How you just feel about straws. You know what?

I really like... No. Controversially. I really like a silicone straw just because I like. Like, I like, I feel like I'm doing good, and I also just like it on my teeth. I don't like the plastic on my teeth. I'll tell you what I don't like. I don't like those little paper straw.

Paper, terrible. Trash. No, but here's my thing with this. Okay. I get that everyone wants to switch out the straws to paper or silicone. I'm so for that. Like, I'm about it. But then everyone's drinking coffee out of a plastic cup and with a plastic lid.

The thing is, is that we use plastic so much. and we definitely need to start using less plastic. And I just wish as a society, we could start with something less useful. Like, straws are a big part of my life, and I am not ready to give them up yet. But you know what I am ready to give up? Those little plastic holders for beer cans.

Yeah, I'm ready to give us up. And even fucking water bottles. Like, there are so many other plastic items that take up more space and that use more plastic that I'm ready to get rid of. I would like straws to be the very last thing we get rid of. I want everyone on this show to know that if someone hands me a straw in a restaurant, I am using the straw.

I don't, I'm not, I'm fine, I'm part of the problem right now. Me too. I can't saw. I'm one person. I'm not using a straw. I'm not using a straw. I'm not using a straw. Someone will DM me, they're like, oh, do you using a straw?

I don't need the straw. By the way, it's like, now a straw on your Instagram is like, she uses straws. No, it's, it's, I get DMs about things. The other day someone DMs me about having a water bottle at the airport, but I said, how can I bring my water, my hydroflask through the airport? You don't have to explain yourself. On the plane, I was sitting on the plane, and this lady behind me starts yelling at the flight attendant, flight attendant because in Delta, first class, they give you all many Desani waters.

And she was like, who can I talk to? Because they have like a big Desani. And if they just poured it into cups, like, I guess that would be more useful than giving everyone their own individual. And it was like, this poor flight attendant, like, she doesn't make the decisions. Like, it was so terrible. And then if you think about it, okay, you're using the big plastic to put in little plastic cups.

It's the same shit. They need to go to the source here because, listen, if it's already been made and it's already there and it's already in front of me, I'm going to use it. If they find a better way to do it, I'm all for doing that. Okay. I have a controversial statement. Because when people started hating plastic, I was like, oh my god, yeah, I hate plastic too. Like, everyone hates plastic.

And I'm thinking, I'm like, plastic is evil. Plastic is dangerous. Plastic has toxic chemicals that ruin our body. And then I'm like, okay, wait, what's the problem with plastic? And everyone's like it ends up in the ocean. Okay, that's the problem that everyone has and that's why we want to stop using it. I'm like, okay. So, wait, how is it ending up in the ocean?

Humans. We are the problem. So plastic itself isn't inherently evil. It's the fact that it's ending up in the oceans by human error is. So we're the problem. Why don't we find a better way to dispose of plastic? instead of just getting rid of plastic altogether. That's interesting.

I never thought about that. Right, because you just think, like, Adrian Grigny has taught us, like, plastic is evil. It's not evil. It's just the way it ends up and ends up killing turtles in the ocean. That's sad. But why don't we figure out a way to not get it in the ocean? That makes a lot of sense.

I mean, I have read studies, and I don't know if this is true, and I'm sure people will DM me if this is true or not. No, that it disrupts your hormones. Oh. So when you're drinking out of a straw in a plastic cup, it's disrupting your hormones. And that's another reason why I,

I like the straws. The straws I like, the brand that's great is softy straws. Right, but if I'm drinking out of a straw and I know that it's fucking with my hormones, that's my decision. And if I want that, that's fine. But it's not the turtle's decision to die from a straw through the nose so that I understand. But I feel like we should be putting our efforts more towards figuring out how to get plastic out of the ocean. That seems like a more realistic feat than just getting rid of plastic altogether because people rely on plastic. Totally. People rely on straws. I mean, for me, it's a luxury, but a lot of people who are disabled, they need straws. Old people need straws. I don't want to call you guys out,

but on this table, there are three plastic bottles of water, and I do not own any of them. It is not mine. Listen, if there's one thing for certain, we're definitely going to need the toasters to get our back stuff. Totally, totally. Guys, we're going to need to rally around us, make sure that...

Yeah, protect us. Plastic is very controversial. I do have to say, your chin looks really good. Thank you. Like, honestly, it was a long journey, and I feel really proud of it, so thank you. Michael is so sick of hearing the word chin and jaw. He's going to blow his head off.

No, but it's an important feature. It's an important feature, Michael. Maybe that'll be my next tattoo, a little jawbone or something. Yeah, that'd be cute. You need to get my face on you. Like, you don't have anything that's of me on your body. You know, if Ben got tattoos, I would make him get my name on his forehead.

Yeah. What should I get? What do you, what do you? Get Lauren down the bridge of your nose. Yeah. Or why don't you get your guys's logo or something like that? Because it changes. You change your logos.

Or like that sweetheart hot as hell. Like, that's cute. Look at this. Lauren did a picture here and she looks great and she photoshop. Lauren, you look so bum. Look at that. I'm cross-side. I just want to put it out there that when there is a photo.

of you and I, I don't even look at you. Wait, no, I totally, I am so with you. I will post a picture and Ben will be like, my eyes are closed. I'm like, they are? I didn't even notice. I don't even look at anyone in a picture besides me. Like, if there's a group photo,

sorry, I'm just being honest. In a group photo, I'll look at everyone else because I don't want to be the person that didn't look at other people, but if it's the two of you, like man and woman, like I really, I only looked at you. Of course. My eyes are cross-eyed.

I don't think that's the same thing. It so doesn't matter. And I put him against pink. Yeah, you know, You guys look so cute. You look really pretty there. I always tell everyone when I was growing up, this is what I always dreamed of, just have a show with a bright pink background. You're living the dream, man. Okay, well, beauty products.

Oh, well, because I travel so much, the only really problem I have with my skin is dry, dryness, and it's probably because I don't drink enough water. So I'm obsessed with the summer Friday's mask. Every time I get onto a plane, I take my makeup off, and I put it on. And I don't even know if it works, but it makes me feel so much better, and I love the way that it smells. And people just think I'm crazy on the plane, but I don't care because I love it. Then these one-pack NutriGina makeup wipes have changed my life. Now we've heard that using a wipe to take off your makeup is not good because it can creoles wrinkles and you pulling at your face.

Did you say that? Yeah. I don't care. It is the only efficient way to take off your makeup. And it is the only way to not wake up with mascara on your pillow and under your eyes. And I'm sorry. Ew. I don't have olive oil.

Why? I don't fuck with olive oil because ever since when I was a child, we had lice. And the treatment. The treatment for lice is to sleep with oil in your hair for two weeks. Can we do a grape seed moment? What does it smell like? I have to know. It smells good.

Can we do avocado oil? I just think like putting it on like a little cotton pad. Like it's so much work. Like, it's so much work a little bit. There's no cotton pad. This is what it is. You put in your hands? This is what it is.

You put it in your hands. You rub it together and you rub it all over your face. But then how do you get it off? So if you're removing your makeup, you just wash your face after you do that. And then put more oil on and go to bed. It's easy to take off face makeup. I could do it with my hand. I do it all the time accidentally.

It's the eye makeup. I promise you if oil, I'm going to do it on stories. Once a couple swipes and it's off. I know that there are downsides. these wipes, but I have to say the upside. The upside totally outweighs the negative. If you're at Coachella and you need a wipe. And these little one-pack ones have changed my life. You have like a hundred in my purse at all times. And I always take my makeup off before the plane and then I just whatever moisturized are I can get my hands on. I put it on. Nutri Gino wipes. The Nishu. And the one,

the little one packs are fucking genius. Yeah, that is genius. That's really, really smart. Yeah, you want one? Sure. Also, one product that I love that when I do have pimples, Mario Bodescu, drying lotion is the only thing I'll put on. Very Kylie Jenner. Very Did she use that? Yeah. Very Kylie Jenner. That's a hot one. I need to get that.

I feel like nothing works. No, it really works. When you have a pimple. Zach loves it too. There is a clay called Larisat that's from Sweden that has three ingredients. It's water and clay, actually two ingredients, water and clay. And you put it on a pimple. It says to leave it on for 10 minutes.

If you sleep in it, the pimple will be gone the next day. Really? Yeah. It's like the drying motion. Do you ever get pimples in your scalp? No, but I like sometimes when I get nervous, I like itched my scalp and play with my hair. So when I was in L.A., like I went for like an all-time record of not washing my hair, and I'm pretty sure I got a pimple in my hair.

Okay, so what did you do? I made Ben take a picture of it. Because I was like, what is this thing in the back of my head? It's bothering me so much. And it took a picture, and he took, like, the worst, blurious picture, and my hair was all over it, so, like, I couldn't really tell, but I'm pretty sure it's pimple. Oh, you should Instagram it. Oh, totally.

No, so did it Instagram it? She should have a preset on it. Doctors. Is it pink? Is it fitting my feet? It's actually, it has, like, a reddish tone, so it might be good. It might be good. Guys, I've had a lot of fun here today.

The pimple, let's end up the pimple on the scalp. Where can everyone find you guys, pimp yourself out? Well, the morning toast goes live Monday through Friday, 10.30, I am Eastern Time on YouTube. So if you are, have a life that is conducive to watching something live at 1030, you should definitely tune in. But if you don't. But if you don't, we're available on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, all the places where podcasts can be listened to, public radio. I don't know. Wherever you're listening to this podcast.

Instagram handles. Girl with no job, Claude with no job, pub with no job. At Jackie O Problems. Guys, follow them. Their accounts are amazing. Jackie does the Instagram. for my dog and it's truly premium. If you're going to follow anyone out of this whole

interview, pup with no job. He has better flow than I do because he's more beautiful and easy to work with. Do I need to follow him? You're always like you can, yes. Oh my God, you would love his flow. It's blue, white, and orange. Is he single? He's gay and single, yes. Okay. All right. He should meet Boone, Michael. If you have any dogs in the New York area,

Pup with no job. Feel like's a bigger man. Oh, oh, Boone's a little small. Oh, this is his flow. Yeah. Okay. All right, guys. Dogs have better flow than me? And how can they join the three? Facebook group because it's hysterical. Yes, it's the morning toasters. It's a little bit of a wait time, but it's worth it. It's a wait time to get in. Yeah, it's a really long time. The easiest way to get in is to become a member of our Patreon and then you get into the Patreon group and then if you're a member

of the Patreon group, you automatically get into the main group. Okay. There's just a lot of people. It's my favorite Facebook group besides my own. I love the skinny confidential and we need a skinny Toasters page. There's a course of investigative journalism before you get in there. I am going to, what is it toast? What did you say? The investigative one? Toasters intelligence agency.

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