The Boyscast with Ryan Long - #43 Boobs Out to Fight 'Modesty Culture' (THE BOYSCAST)

Episode Date: December 4, 2020

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I had to leave the state or whatever, which I've done a couple of times. But then I guess now they're really strict about it. So it's pretty funny because you hear so much about, you know, all the lockdowns and all this stuff. And, and at the end of the day, they're not doing shit. So I've decided I'm going back to Canada for Christmas. I'm going to do a week, but even this, so the New York thing, they get your number and you know, all your information and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And a lot of people are like, you can just lie, but they're right there. And it's like four cops. So it's like, if you handed them a thing and I think they asked some people for IDs, so it probably isn't the move, give a

fake ID. John Doe. But they, they just sent, they sent me like, you know, a text message every day. And then after the 15th day, I read it and it says this big thing, um, you know, just make sure you're quarantining. You can't leave your house, not even to get food. You know, if, uh, if you need toilet paper, for example, I, we do recommend that you shit in your pants. We recommend that you wipe with the boxers and then you throw the boxers out the windows. These are the recommendations that we're making. And then, so I respond. So I see the thing and it says you have to respond with a letter. And I'm like, this is the 15th one I've gotten. So I haven't responded to any of them. Nothing's happened. And now the quarantine is over. So it's like, literally, they're like

the honor system that we need you to respond to this immediately. But if you don't, guess whatever, what are we going to gonna do come to your house with a bunch of cops bust down the door they go well just come check make sure you're at home it's like yeah okay well i live in a new york walk-up and which is in the center of an insane asylum in the east village so i don't really know exactly how you would get in do the cops have keys amazon doesn't even have keys they can barely deliver packages i have to put my phone number on the thing so literally the cops should have to take a battering ram walk up to your unit knock on the door be like hey uh are you here and then if you are here you just be like uh yeah and then they go okay good anyways you should probably clean that glass we shattered downstairs and then if you're not here

they like what are they gonna do they call you and be like oh we came to your house and you weren't here. You go, oh yeah, I was here. I was just sleeping. So I didn't hear you knocking on the door. What are the possibly the options? There's almost no way for anyone to prove any of this stuff. So I've decided that I'm going back to Canada. I'm going to record a podcast there too, I believe, uh, in a studio. I'm going to get some of the Toronto boys. It's going to be a Christmas there too, I believe, in a studio. I'm going to get some of the Toronto boys. It's going to be a Christmas edition. But the best part, well, not the best part for me, is that I have a condo in Toronto.

And the great tenant leaving rush, I've also, mine left because they're poor now, I guess. So I've got this empty unit. So what I'm going to do is be back for like probably a week. And then I'm going to do full boys condo. It's completely empty. One mattress on the floor. Seven lawn chairs. I'm buying a keg.

I'm going to do a kegger with my dudes in fucking Toronto. One keg. Seven lawn chairs. Mattress on the floor. It's going to be a crack den. Very excited about this. Boys condo. Lots of things planned.

Last week, big censorship, big tech censorship strikes again. Some people saw the video. White women say that you should hate white men again or whatever. The funny part is, so this got censored. No one really knows why. My guess would be maybe the Muslim stuff or potentially, you know, just because you said hate a group. But the funny part is, so what you are allowed to do, this is why they're so fucking, you know, imagine them being in these censorship meetings where you're like at Twitter and they're like, oh, this is what, you know, someone comes in, they're like, oh my God, you know, there's someone literally getting ass fucked on our platform. You know, legitimately

someone's having sex. Here's a video of a guy getting murdered and they're like, good to go. Don't see any problems here. And you're like, oh, this guy made a parody video. Get it off. here and you're like oh this guy made a parody video get it off get this thing off the get the thing off the platform oh someone is uh seeing them potentially we should question some of the covid narratives get this guy off the platform find him put a bag around his head get him in put him in a dark van get him out of here so legitimately, all of the articles in the video, which are essentially, you know, we need white men to die. More death for white men. Is it time to start talking about more death for white guy? So all these articles, I would imagine, have not been censored because they're, you know, in plain view on the internet. So essentially you're allowed to, you know, do a big hit campaign on men. But what you're not allowed to do is make

a video making fun of that hit campaign. Thanks, Instagram. Thank you, TikTok. These guys just come when they censor people. They get off. And, you know, we posted the video, took it, they took it down, then posted it up again, and they took it down again. And both of them were going viral too. So eat a dick censorship. I'm not really sure what the answer is. This is a legitimate problem. I know that, you know, Trump in his last, uh, he's, he's coming out there and he was sort of saying that there's the platform publisher debate, which is accurate. And he said, okay, we're going to not give all these places essentially. I'm sure a lot of people know this, but they say, oh, we're a platform, not a publisher. So then they get these tax breaks

and incentives and they also can't be sued. You know, the way Gawker was sued for Hulk Hogan, you know, sex tape, whereas that stuff can come out on Twitter and they're not liable at all. And then they say, okay, well, you're not acting like a platform anymore because you're making editorial decisions that clearly have a slant. If you go, well, you just, by any, you know, any person can look at these, you can look at the two sides or whatever. And they go, okay, so this has not been censored and this is being censored all the time of what people think. So you are making editorial decisions on what you can do. And then, you know, whenever they go into Congress, they try to like justify them and they always have some answer, but it's like, it's so obvious that they're making

editorial decisions of what can be on their platform. However, I have, there is some degree that you happy that that battles gets fought, but I can't imagine a scenario where anything changes. I'm not, I'm not positive. I'm not my, I'm not positive on this. I think the government and anyone who's fighting that, I think it's purely ceremonial and I think nothing's going to happen. The only probably solution is people keep complaining about it. You know, you keep put the pressure on the leg on the neck. And then maybe one of these other platforms will take off like a new YouTube or a new Instagram that is, you know, impartial and is doesn't have a slant. They just say, we'll just let you do whatever you want. And it actually kind of pops off and becomes like a real thing.

We'll just let you do whatever you want. And it actually kind of pops off and becomes like a real thing. Because even with, you know, I get, you know, I get probably, and I'm not kidding, for a week of new YouTube, you know, places messaging me being like, hey, if you're willing to like put your whole library of stuff on there, we'll give you money to start. And we have these monetization sharing and can I call? And then I get the follow-ups. I get like another follow-up of, you know,

these guys have messaged me three, four times. They're pests. And every single one you go, I don't know, dude. Like sometimes you look at it and they're like top video has 300 plays. And you go, listen, if your thing starts taking off, then I'll be part of it. But it's like, okay, do you know how hard it is to transfer, you know, your followers from like Instagram be like, go follow me on Twitter. It's that is hard as is for people to get people to go

to their website or get people to go to whatever other platform it is. People don't like, you know, people have one that they like and they don't like transferring around. So when you have like these places and they all want you to do all this stuff, you're like, yeah, I mean, it's going to be a lot of money. If you want me to, you know, be essentially a spokesperson to your company, I don't know, give me revenue sharing. Why would I do this? It's like, yeah, I don't care. There's 10,000 of these. If one of them starts doing good good then I'll pop up but I'm not like gonna spend 20 minutes every morning putting my stuff however long it takes uploading my entire library to another platform you know so in a year and they all I've

talked to a few of them on the phone because they're like trying to make offers and then you talk to them and they're all like okay we're like youtube but the difference is this and you can uh post your stuff from here to twitter and you're like who would do that and you're like so you're youtube but you're saying that your free speech is like yeah there's a thousand of these hopefully one of them takes off but it's not going to be because because ryan long is out there beating the. Like you have to be on frigging new tube. You got, oh, you got to be out there. It's like, okay, so I get my four followers on there. It makes no sense.

I think that one of these places is going to have to independently, you know, get popular like any other app. MySpace, for example, is an app that got popular. And then I guess, I don't know. It's kind of like same thing with uh where a lot of them they all have a hook and you can't figure it out it was kind of like when I remember when I was talking to managers there's all these YouTube the whole industry is based on

you know trying to steal your money and then all these managers were talking to me and I literally had to get off the phone with them and then the next guy's like can we talk again I talked to him again I was just like I don't understand what you do. He's like, we represent this guy, this guy. And they're all these big guys. And I'm just like, tell me in English what you do. And they're like, you know, we have strategies to help grow people's channels. And we, you know, we have, we work with artists, you know, to collaborate with.

And you're like, what are you talking about? So what, what do you do? I don't know. Strategies. He's going to call me. And then he's, they say things like, I talked to the one big one. They go, we, you know, for example, we think the video should be 10 minutes instead of three minutes because it does better. And I'm like, yeah, well, I don't do that. My sketches are three minutes and I'm not making them 10 minutes. Like Kate, next suggestion, hot suggestion. It's like, they all have this thing you do. You go, I guess, yeah, if I made 10 minutes.

So if you're better at operating with that format, then maybe if I did that, we might be able to have a match. But he's like, yeah, all of their suggestions are like ridiculous. And they go, oh, you know, you should, uh, one of the guys told me he's like, you should make sure you have less like swearing in your video because then if it's less offensive, we can actually get better ads. And I'm like, yeah, no shit. I go, Oh, Oh my God. I actually thought I was helping by having like aggressive content and swearing. Thank you for clearing that up.

This is the thing. They can censor all they want. The industry, the people, the fucking agencies can, you know, I get it if the agency's like, yeah, we're good at, if you have your, you know, blog channel where you do unboxing videos,

we're good at monetizing that and getting scotch tape sponsorships. And we don't necessarily know how to work with someone like Ryan. I, okay, fine. And that's why the industry is going to have to pick. And that's why the people's pick

is Ryan Long. The boys are the people's pick so these guys can you know suck it suck it you can fucking suck an egg we've talked about the idea that our people are going to be ramping up the craziness if you know trump loses or ramping it down. Man, I think at this point, it's fair to say ramping up is, the cancellations have jumped. There's like, you know, female leftist podcasts that are getting like in crazy trouble because of shirt designs.

And there's like hit pieces right and left. I'm watching cancellations. Cancellations are up. This is Ryan Long just giving the report on the, well,ations of cancellations are uh this is ryan long just giving the report on the uh cancellations are up crazy articles are up about 150 and that's where we're at one of the funniest things was in portland so the people that were campaigning for joe biden they were calling people and they and then were. So this is like a lot of people reported this. And then I know someone that lives in Portland that was kind of telling me exactly what was happening.

But and then people that kind of whistle blew the work to the places. So essentially, the campaigners for Joe Biden were calling people and they were saying, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Biden or not. That's what, you know, that's up, yo, what's good? They go, yo, yo, you fuck with Biden or not, dog? That's how they do it. They're very cool, the Biden guys. They were calling and saying, do you support Biden?

And a lot of people were like, no, because my house is currently getting torn down. I'm at the time of this call. I actually, I don't want to talk about this, but if you wouldn't mind sending police officers, because at the time of this call, there was someone scaling my wall with a blackjack ready to fucking, ready to tear me out and make mincemeat out of me. So they would say that and then they'd be like, well, if you don't support the Black Lives Matter movement, if you don't support these protests, you're actually supporting white supremacy. And that's what the campaigners were saying. They said that they told people they're going to support white supremacy if they don't vote for Biden. This is not a good strategy. And then so, you know, as it turns out, Portland voted, you know,

way more for Trump than people thought they would, you know, would have, which we thought had been zero. It's like, hmm. The things that people will do when they're constantly having their properties destroyed and being called a white supremacist, you know, it's one of those things where you go, huh, interesting. Wouldn't have thought. There was, right now, yo, are you going to vote for Biden, or are you one of those racist exes fucks? Are you a racist fuck,

or are you going to vote for my man JB? In Canada, for example, right now, with the COVID lockdowns, there's this guy, Adamson's Barbecue, kind of a kooky dude, into QAnon. Like one of those guys that, you know, I'm sure to some degree knows what There's this guy, Adamson's barbecue, kind of a kooky dude into QAnon, like one of those guys that, you know, I'm sure to some degree knows what he's talking about, but definitely like mainlining QAnon, just fucking into his veins. And he opened his barbecue shop. And I have a personal relationship to this story because, so this guy, pretty big story in Canada. He has a barbecue shop and they said in Canada that the restaurants have to close and they're making in.

You know, if you think that some of these places are fumbling it, you've got to you've got to take a peek at some of the things they Justin Trudeau or Doug Ford administrations are putting out there. It's bonkers. So basically, for one, they said that all stores have to, they're going to close most stores except for Walmart and big box office stores. And we're closing half of the malls. So if you believe, you know, that being in stores and stuff like that is a big deal, and this is going to stop, you know, start spreading everything. For example, do, would you buy in any, in any stretch of the imagination, would your plan be like, you know, what we need to do is cut the amount of stores in half and then cram people into there. We need to shut down half

the bar. All the nightclubs are causing COVID. Okay. Well, and they're all half full. Okay. Well, why don't we cram everyone into one nightclub? It's just like, what are you talking about? And obviously there's way more people at these big stores. So it's just like a mess. They don't know what they're doing, but then they said, okay, so restaurants have to be closed. And again, a lot of these restaurants have like four tables. You're basically distance. So this guy, he's fighting the power. You know, he says, no, no, not on my watch. I'm keeping my store open.

So this is what he says. And it turns out it's like a big, he made it kind of like, you know, come have some ribs if you want to say fuck you to the government. You know, he really, he's getting the movement going on as far as, you know, I don't know even what he sells, but the barbecue pork of, you know, rebellion. Yeah, he's attaching the barbecue to the rebellion, which respectable move. I'm sure when this thing's all said and done, I'm sure this spot's going to have a big fan base of, you know, people drinking liberal tears. But my friend, J.J. Lieberman, has a show where he does this, like, cooking show, Buffet Buds, or as we call it, Not Buff Gay Duds. And they did an episode of this barbecue place. And then so since that happened, everyone was like people in their personal lives were messaging them being like, you support white supremacy for posting this for posting this

episode of this guy. This is the face of white supremacy. And you go, white supremacy, what? And so as it turns out, in this big protest of 5,000 people, there was a guy there that is like, you know, they call a white nationalist that went to get barbecue. As I said before, does McDonald's have to apologize if Daniel Carver of the KKK enjoyed some nuggets? Should everyone apologize for people that, and also whenever you make an opinion completely, you know, not okay to have, like if a guy says restaurants should be open, this is like some insane opinion. The nerve of this guy,

the audacity to think his restaurant should be open. Whether you agree or not, this should not be a contentious argument to make. So he says that the barbecue place should be open. And when everyone pushes that opinion to the corner, lo and behold, you also get people supporting him that you've also pushed to the corners. And this is the problem with all of these kinds of people. If you say, Hey, everyone's in jail. And then you go, we're putting you in jail. And then six months a year, you go, look at this guy. All his friends are in jail. All his friends are criminals. And you go, well, yeah, well, that's the only

people that you've allowed him to talk to. That's the only people that are allowed to engage with him. If normal, I know millions of normal people that are like, yeah, restaurants should be probably open. They are in tons of places. It's literally, you know, on a state to state basis, they've made different decisions. And are those governors now white supremacists? And it's like, no, obviously not. Only the good ones. So obviously, it's not a big deal.

But when you put these people in the corners, this is what you get. You get the only people that are allowed to like them. Yeah, you end up with some undesirables, as they might call it. When normal people who actually believe in this guy's thing they're like yeah restaurants should be open most people with a restaurant probably are like yeah restaurants should be open and they're like whoa support white supremacy much so these guys legitimately posted their thing where they're like yeah pretty good wings and then everyone's like wow why don't you lynch a guy you might as well and then they and then they do the other thing where there was a they arrest so the cops did arrest him the guy's going to jail now it's a pretty

pretty funny like the whole scenario is pretty funny and then all of you know all of Toronto and all these people are posting like you know the classic like if this was a black guy he'd be dead you know if this was a minority that opened his restaurant, he'd be dead. And you go, sorry, he's not dead. You know, apologize. Like, would you be happier if he's dead? He got arrested. And you're like, well, the cops, if it was a black guy,

the cops would have roughed him up more. It's like, is that, what are you proposing exactly? So it sounds like, according to you, the cops did their job. Is the issue that they didn't do it bad enough? You're like, well, if you're going to be bad at it, didn't you do a lot of protests to say that cops should stop being too aggressive? And now the cops are not being aggressive. You're like, well, if it's fair, it's fair.

If it's fair, if you're going to it to george floyd you do it to the barbecue guy that's that's it on the neck so this is like a lot of people and mainstream publications so this is what this is what they're putting out there they're like mad that he's not dead i guess and then also his like co-worker who supports him or whatever is a black guy who also not dead and they go in there so the whole thing's like a mess but and then he has a go fund me and raise like a you know a gazillion dollars because he came the poster boy of the thing but more so you know i don't care about so much that um i think i'm less engaged with like the fight of you know him versus um the government government or whatever. I do agree that he should

be open, but it's like, you know, at the end of the day, it's kind of like whenever I see a big publicity stunt, it's like, I respect the move. Like I always see that stuff and I kind of respect the move, but it's like when someone has ulterior motives, you don't want to champion them too much. someone has ulterior motives. You don't want to champion, you don't want to champion them too much, but this guy is, you know, somewhat unhinged. So whenever, whenever you go, this guy represents me. I know there's a lot of people like this in the comedy community that they are, you know, they're kind of like edgy and fighting the power and people that I like, but they're psychopaths. So you never know. You don't want to be like, this is like, this is the guy that represents me

because they always, you know, a lot of these people, you want, these guys go off the rails, especially, you know, a lot of people aren't able to like stay stable in that type of place. But you see a lot of these, these kinds of things. And if you're going to make a publicity stunt, yeah, probably now's the time to do it. I'm down. The Star, for example, is another one that was writing all these articles, you know, about this guy being the worst. And then another one they wrote is there's a murder show that came out, right? And in the murder show, this is in a real article written in a major publication that in the murder show, there were like murder victims

and not enough of the murder victims were native. And they go, this is like whitewashing of murder because you know, native people actually get murdered a lot. And if you're going to have murder victims, more of them should be murdered. Whitewashing murder. them should be murdered. Whitewashing murder. We need more diversity in murder. And you go, you read this and you go, come on, man, shut the fuck up. You more diversity in murder. It's like you could easily see it go the other way, where you go, you know, imagine, imagine it was like, you just picked a race and that was all getting murdered. Every, everyone was like an Asian dude. You have 10 murder victims. They're all an Asian dude. And you never mention it. Just that's it.

You just never mentioned it. There's just like all Asian dudes. That's just who gets murdered. Always getting tortured. Love the guy. Didn't want to murder natives enough and you go all right okay vice the pilgrims were queer these are the kind of things these are the kind of things that people are sending me so fucking sick dude my movie's coming along nicely which is kind of my vice character so it's actually this is gonna be that going to be the big thing that people see coming up in the next little while, the 2021, but the pilgrims are queer and you go,

dude, all these gay people that didn't think they could be pilgrims, dude, you could have been a fucking pilgrim. Like, who's this making feel better? Do you think there's a gay guy right now? That's just like, man, there's no representation of pilgrims man i want to be a fucking pilgrim

well you can't be pilgrims you fucking homo and they go don't listen to him tons of queer pilgrims dude there's so many fucking queer pilgrims dude pilgrims are gay as fuck dude you could spin such you would have been like the sickest pilgrim. There's a couple of Vikings that were gay. Yeah. What you've known about the Vikings is that they, you know, all the rape and you know that some of these people,

you know, all the boats. You remember the Vikings from their boats? History never talks about all the dudes they blowed, did it? I've read all these boats. You remember the Vikings from their boats? History never talks about all the dudes they blow did it. I've read all these textbooks. Not a single textbook mentions the dudes dicks that all the Vikings and pilgrims sucked. It's fucking bullshit, dude. As far as I'm concerned, it's some bullshit, dude. Did you guys see the guy that in one of those like anti-gay countries, the, um, one of the, I think it was a Middle Eastern country, but he was the, he was the, I don't know. He was like an anti-gay politician or whatever that he was campaigning to make it illegal and stuff like that. And then he got caught in a 30 dude orgy.

30 dudes. Those guys don't mess around over there, man. Guy's almost as gay as the fucking pilgrims 30 dude and then they caught him and he had to be like i'm just making i'm just i was just about to yell at them he's he's in a human centipede i was just about to i was about to give these guys the gears dude i was just making sure this wasn't happening i was you know making sure they were a condom i said listen if you're gonna do it i don't want you to do it but you're gonna do it under my supervision like smoking prefer if you're not I'm actually just

making him this guy caught him doing gay stuff so I made him blow 30 dudes and hopefully cure him okay I saw this tweet storm that I want to talk about tweet storms are always funny because whenever they happen, like, these things that, it's always just, like, 30 tweets of, like, general consensus. You know, and this is 90% of, you know, a big portion of Twitter. 90% of a big portion. Do the math on that. Is that, is, like, people legitimately tweeting, you know, stuff like, hey, here's an idea. Respect women. Hey, just a thought. Just a thought. Gay people are people too. And you go,

sweet dude. Like city. Likes. Retweetsets dog. So sick. So this guy, it's a, he does a big tweet on modesty culture. And it was just like the, the least understanding of stuff ever. And it was a gay dude too. So it's in, in line with our,

you know, I got a theme. It's gay stuff. They lead into other stuff. We call that transitions. Like the girl from Juno, she said she's transgendered and non-binary. And you go, well, which is it? Can't decide anything this one. So this guy tweets this tweet storm. He goes, I am a gay man

raised in a heteronormative world. And I've always been baffled by modesty culture. He's baffled that a woman should need to dress in any way that doesn't provoke sexual response in men, which is insane. So this guy's, you know, that's how they go. It's like, I just can't believe how sexist everyone is. Am I the crazy one and everyone's sexist? Am I wild for thinking women are equal? And you go, there there's almost a you have to try hard to like not understand like the men female dynamics in like this idealistic world where reality doesn't exist and you go out of the gate you're talking about the reason that society thinks that, for example, women should maybe not have their tits out at work, for example, or maybe dress less sexually is 100% so the guys don't get boners.

That's the whole thing. Obviously, there is some of that in some other countries. thing that's obviously there is some of that in some other countries and you know historically that is a part of what a complicated you know web of things that involves one one tiny component of it being that and most likely it's like you know if you're a guy you're kind of like hey i don't want my wife uh you know in a lot of those other countries there's also like guys being like yeah i don't want my wife like turning on other guys and other wives being like i don't want my wife, you know, in a lot of those other countries, there's also like guys being like, yeah, I don't want my wife like turning on other guys and other wives being like, I don't want my husband out there fucking seeing Kazuma's everywhere. I think everyone, there's obviously a little bit under that. But it's like, you go to a girl, it's like, why don't you why wouldn't you wear a bikini to work? Is the reason that you wouldn't wear a bikini to work 100% because you know what, I just don't want to,

I don't want to get all these guys all too revved up. And it's like, no, there's a million reasons why. And one is that girls who dress way sluttier are generally trying to attract men for some degree. So you go, I don't want to, I don't want to arouse them. It's like, no, you don't want men to think of you a certain way. The same reason why, and you go, okay, so what does it work the other way? Like if I showed up, why do I have to wear a shirt? Why do I not have, you know, a Speedo on walking around? Is it because I don't want the women to be aroused? I'm like, listen, I would wear a Speedo to a wedding. I would, I would be the best man at a wedding, not wear a suit, not have a Speedo on. But I don't want the bride to get all horny. It's like, yeah, that's all that's going on there.

You don't wear a bikini to work because society doesn't want you to get them too turned on. It's like there's so much other things going on here. You look and say, I'm aroused. The arousal is strong and haven't learned how to manage it. So please change your clothes, is what he thinks I'm saying to women. If I was running a business and a girl showed up and huge gazoomas, tits out. Here's the first part. Men don't really care about that. It's more so that we just think of you a certain way. The same way that anyone thinks of anyone a certain way, based on how they dress. But most people don't want maybe their chick, like, you know, completely like showing up to work with it,

with their fucking tits out. Or if you're a certain type of organization, you might have a dress code. Cause you're like, Hey, we're McDonald's. Like we're not, we're trying to be, I mean, McDonald's is probably not the best example, but you're like, Hey, we're some like high class waiting establishment. And we don't really want to fucking like have like complete titties out. Like, I don't want to see your fucking like, I don't want you to be wearing lingerie on the floor. The same way men have to wear a suit. Like you got to fucking, I'm looking at your nipples cause you're wearing a see-through. You're wearing saran, you're wearing a saran wrap dress and it's just not going to be working for the image that we're trying to put out there. It's just such a multifaceted thing. And these guys and people in their pursuit

to glorify anyone that's not a man or whatever it is, whatever invoke group of the day that they're in love with and trying to smooch. They always remove any agency from a woman. Like, is there any Christian women who don't want to, you know, show their gazooms? And maybe that's because their relationship with the Lord, Rob Lowe, as I said in the video, and you go, no, no, no, no, no. That's ingrained in them. That's just like, that's just society's ingrained in them. They'd love to fucking pop the puppies out.

Puppy era. But they have no choice because, honestly, guys are going to be walking around with bones. Because they're going to be at the church and every single guy is going to be walking around with a boner just bopping into each other. Oh, sorry, hit you with my boner. Oh, sorry, my boner. Oh, that was my boner. Oh, shit, I got my boner caught in the door again. This damn girl with her gazoombas.

Also, probably one of the biggest components is that men, you know, women and men want the other sex to think of them a certain way. Maybe you are trying to meet someone and then your values are conservative or your values are religious. And then your values are conservative or your values are religious, or you just want them to think you're not like, you know, uh, a floozy because you got a bikini on at work. And I personally don't mind the Instagram whole floozy's got the boobs out, but if someone else doesn't, that's their prerogative. And you go, Oh, just cause you were going to get a boner. You don't like that thing. And you go, no, it's because of value system. And I probably know what else that means. And you go, oh, just because she's dressing, she's going to be a certain way.

Yes. If I see someone that's a nun, I know that they're going to be a certain way. If I see someone wearing a bikini top walking around, I know that they're probably not, you know, some super fucking had sex with one person virgin. Probably be right about that. But, you know, heaven forbid we use like statistics analysis based on data that we've seen in our lives. A war on noticing things.

This all boils down to the war on noticing. And he says, this is bonkers. He's flabbergasted. This is bonkers. He's flabbergasted. This is bonkers. Especially when men start to claim this is a, that a woman is worth more when she dresses a certain way. This is a gazillion likes, by the way. Why can't I have food on my shirt? You know, yes, the dating market is determined by the opposite sex. It all, you know, this is all boils down to the like, you know, we don't want any competition. Women and feminine people just like all competition is bad. Why a woman's worth less because decisions she makes about what she dresses like or anything

like or anything. And you go, well, depends. That depends on what you decide worth is. Is it worth on the dating market? Well, then you don't get, girls don't get to decide that. Guys get to decide that. Is it worth in the job market? Maybe.

How you dress will have something to do with whether you get that fucking, whether you get that like fucking job or whether you make that sale or whether someone tips you more. Maybe you're worth more when you're got your boobs out at the coffee shop and people want to fucking throw a little extra for the Kazoomba show. This podcast is supported by The RealReal. Meet Christine. She loves shopping. And this is the sound of fashion overload. Too many fabulous things, not enough space.

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right now you can get an extra 100 site credit when you sell for the first time go to the real real.com to get your extra hundred dollars the real real.com that's the real real.com but like when you when you say that you're worthless, you go, okay, what do you think a woman's worth is defined by? And I think that or a man's worth is defined by, because I'll tell you for a guy on the dating market or on any market, I think that how successful that they are would be a part of that. any market, I think that how successful that they are would be a part of that for a woman,

you know, how hot she is, is going to be a part of that. How she fucking good she dresses is going to be a part of that. So when we're talking about a homeless person versus someone who looks, dresses like inexpensive, you know, a 10,000 gazillion dollar pearl necklace, like the Queen of England. And you go, they are worth the exact same. You go, well, define worth. Is worth, is everyone's worth the same? What does change it? And this guy, I would imagine this person might say, I don't know how smart they are. Okay, so if some girl's dumber,

then she's worth less to you. And they'd go, well, I don't know about worth less. And you go, so you just don't, everyone's equal. Got it. This is all goes back to that thing. And it's probably my least favorite type of girl. And it's more of a girl trait than guys, but there are guys like this,

is where they can't admit that some people are better than others. You know, when there's more of a girl create than guys, but there are guys like this is where they can't admit that some people are better Than others, you know when there's someone that's annoying and you're like that guy is a bit much and they go I don't know. I mean he's just and you go. Okay Fine, he got it Everyone's the same We're all equal to the same and then in the same breath these same like people that everyone's equal will be like I don't like This you know, I don't like this person.

I really like this person. It's like, well, you're not allowed to like or dislike because everyone's equal. Remember? And you go, no, you just don't like other people doing it. I'm sure this guy who's a gay guy, by the way, I mentioned. When you're deciding who you like better, when you're having your sex with dudes, how do you decide? You go, and when you pick a guy versus another guy,

would you say, hmm, that one had more worth to me? Not based on his dressing, though. Everything else but that. Guy could be covered in ranch dressing. At least he thought it was ranch dressing. Just pizza sauce. Flopping down his face.

I don't see any worth different. Oh, just because you're dressed different. Gazillion likes. It's like people are on the internet. People go nailed it. You know, cause I saw this in an article and in the article, they like posted all the tweets. Someone goes, I teared up reading this because it was so brilliant. And you go, it's just factually incorrect. Everyone's amazing and you can't have a preference. They want to choose your preference for everything. You go, I actually like it better personally. And this is not me, but it's someone saying, I like it personally when a girl's not wearing, you know, completely revealing things like tiny mini skirt, uh, you know, tank top, even though she's 60. I actually like a girl that dresses a little more modest and I myself

dress a little more modest and that's the life that I like to live. So that's what I prefer. And they go, no, you don't. No, actually. Oh, that's just because every time she, the mini skirt walks by and you can't control yourself. See, that's just because every time the miniskirt walks by, and you can't control yourself. See, now you tell her what to do. You freaking fucking piece of shit. Be ashamed of yourself. They want you to pick for everything. This is the same, same with art, same with movies, all of it. comedy. They go, this is what you like now. And you go, no, it's not. This movie's actually better.

There's actually articles like that where they're like, it's time to talk about how people don't like these movies and they're great. Newsflash, a woman's worth is static. Doesn't change. Zero changes. Nothing changes it. It is invaluable. Okay. So now you don't even have, you can't say someone's worth. Okay. So doesn't change with sex or what she wears. Well, to some people it doesn't. You know, why do you think people say play hard to get, for example? Why you, why when you're negotiating a deal with someone, you don't show it, you don't show up and be like, I'll do whatever you want, whatever you have. And the same principle with some girls where it's like, yeah, to some men,

if the girl like bones them immediately, that will say something. And when you go, it doesn't change with sex. Okay. Nothing changes. If a girl's had sex with a thousand guys, it's like, Hmm, well, I'll tell you what any guy that's been alive has realized, okay, here's a chick that's had sex with 10 or, you know, chicks, 10 guys or whatever. And here's a check that's had a chick that's had sex with every guy she knows and a thousand people and she's bones to do today and you go yeah spoiler alert most of that time most of the time that girl's got some other stuff going on you never meet her it's like completely reasonable it's like uh what were you up to today just blew a guy in the alley actually so blew a guy in the alley um just you know just here for this business meeting about

banking and then you know walk home probably suck a dick on the way home and then at home i'm gonna call four guys over and blow them anyways that makes me worthless to you oh i'm sorry that makes me worth and you go your tits out and you go just because my boobs are out. You know, so why, if nothing that anyone does changes anything about anyone's opinion, then why do anything? You know, why lose weight if it doesn't change anything you're worth?

Having sex with a thousand guys, walking around with your top off, and if you think that like, you know, actually I'm kind of not interested in that personally. You're like, not only are you a bigot, the only reason you even wanted to change has nothing to do with your preference. It has to do with can't control the bone. You got to own your own bone. Everyone makes choices. And one of those choices, one of those reasons people make choices

Is like because of either the person they're dating Or the person they're trying to get And some of that Is because you want people to You want to look more desirable Or you want to present yourself a certain way Like you know more modest Or the other

Is you're trying to fucking make them horny Maybe you got the guns out Because you want that type of dude that wants the guns out. Big, fake, tootie, boom. Fake, fake, tootie, boom. So, I also, the funny part to me is it's like, you know, it all kind of comes down to that thing where these people aren't comfortable just doing their thing. They need to do their thing and have everyone, like like feel amazing about it. You know what I mean? I can't just, I always use the tattoo example. Like I can't just get a full like sleeve and neck stuff of tattoos. I need to write a hundred articles about how I shouldn't be discriminated about tattoos, even though I did

it to look different in the first place. I want to be able to have sex with a thousand guys and like, you know, you're wrong. I want to be able to, you know, show up with the guns out, even though clearly it's a conscious decision. If you show up with the guns out and then people go, all right, like guns are a little out. You want to, you don't want to have to say, you don't want to have to like answer to anyone for anything. You know what I mean? You want to be able to show up to the family gathering in a bikini and you go, whoa, just cause I'm making grandpa horny. Grandpa's like, come on. Like really? You're showing up to the baptism like that. Whoa. Wow. Grandpa, just cause you're fucking dicks hard. Don't get mad at me.

But I always think it's like, it's funny with the sex stuff specifically. It always makes me laugh because when they go, listen, this is the issue here is if I'm dressing like, you know, some certain type of ways, and then there's a certain type of guy that's like, oh, put those away. You don't want to date that guy anyway. So who cares? And in the workplace, you know, if he's not your boss, then who cares? But if it is your boss, they are allowed to make a dress code of how they want their workplace to look. And if it's not your boss, it's none of their

business. I mean, they, they can not like it and you can not care what they don't like. You know, their wife might not like it too. Their wife might not be like, yeah, I don't love the fact that you're like work partner has the nips out. She literally is a fucking yoga pants camel toe at the desk job at the, you know, home hardware head office. I assume that's where she works because she's getting her tools to build a device to break down the patriarchy. But I go, you don't want those guys. Who cares? They go, oh, guys should like this. What do you care? you don't want those guys. Who cares? They go, oh, guys should like this. What do you care? You don't want to date that guy. That's the same thing with the

abortions. I'm always a little bit where they go. I was thinking that's pretty kind of fun. The other day is like, you know, conservative people are always like, you know, abortions are bad or whatever. Right. And you go, hey, look at the bright side. They're only aborting lip future liberals, right? If you're super conservative, they're aborting liberals. You should be happy about that. It's just all lip tarts. It's all lip tarts getting aborted. There's never any hardcore Christian conservatives getting aborted. All the abortions are lip tarts. You should be pumped. You should be like, hallelujah. all the abortions are lived out you should be pumped you should be like hallelujah they're eradicating themselves so that's what i kind of feel like with the slut thing too when they're like you should like guys they're sluts like what do you care you don't want to date that guy

and he says to finish off he goes want to know how i know this i have never told a man how to dress even though a man's body arouses me. You know what I would like is for this guy. First of all, most women have never just like told a woman how to dress either. Unless they were literally their employee. And your wife, you might be like, all right, what are you doing? I've had that where I've dated some pretty like Instagram hoey girls. And we're like going out with my friends.

And you've got this shirt with no bra where like you kind of look down the nipples. You're like, all right. I don't know if my friends can just see your nipples. And I'm not saying it because they're going to get boners. I'm saying it because they're going to make fun of me and talk about me behind my back. And it's like, come on. If I show up and my girl's got the gazumas and everyone's seeing them i'm gonna be like the minute i leave all the boys are gonna be like yo you guys saw ryan's tits ryan's chick's tits and so i'm just like all right like i don't know

this is for sure the outfit we need to go with we're fucking things up i'm gonna make fun of it's not like yo it's gonna be boner city and i don't know if we fucking i don't know everyone's gonna get knocked over all the plates are gonna get knocked over at this thing but this guy says he's never told the girl what to do so okay if you're dating a guy you know if you're gay dating a guy so you're gay dating a guy and you bring him home to visit your family and you go hey this is my gay boyfriend you go this is my gay boyfriend what is he wearing he's got ball gag in you know he's got the just the like torture mask the gimp he's got the gimp mask ball gag mesh shirt nipple nipple clamps the nipple clamps are actually attached to wires that they go to a electrocution machine

that he's holding the execution machine in the world. Every once in a while gives himself a zap. You know, just to get the juices flowing because that's how he lives. Open toe sandals. It's a funeral. Open toe sandals. Thong. Also dick print thong.

The thong where you actually have the imprint of your dick and then there's two eyes on the head, you know, where the print of your dick and then there's two eyes on the head, you know, where the print of the head is. There's two googly eyes. So it's made, it's made a fun little, you know, fun little anteater fucking imprint with googly eyes on it. Kids are around. Open toe sandals, funeral, nipple clams. Would you tell him what to wear and if so is it because you're too horny anyways viral congrats mad viral guy hit the nail on the head girl cried reading it she couldn't believe how great it was finally someone said it you know these people live in a dream world. I'm actually fine with the tits out. You know me. Still same old G. Pop them out.

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That's 20% off free shipping at manscaped.com, and the promo code is BOYSCAST. Now, back to the episode. I have a boy's questions. I get a lot of boy's questions these these days and I think I like it so um also this week there will be an episode of the patreon patreon.com slash the boys cast now one thing that we should talk about is I think you guys everyone I'm a little sassy today everyone needs to cool I think we need to cool it with the sketch

ideas I'm getting like 10 a day and I gotta be honest with you guys not good everyone's sketch ideas it's very much like your uncle giving you comedy advice because they never it's like people don't realize that there's kind of like a a second like you know usually meaning or a level of humor in like uh sketches but a lot of them are like hey you know what if you did a sketch about a guy who like wants to have sex with you if unless you're woke you know how about you do a sketch about you know a job interview who's firing you because you don't like black lives matter and you go yeah it doesn't sound that funny and they go that's where you make it funny that's what the uncle do they go you should do a joke about cars and you go what's what about them and you go that's where you come in i actually had

a guy recently messaged me and he goes um and also people like send you the sketch ideas and the the gist is like you're welcome right it's like hey if if you are you i'm willing to give this to you for free you know if you do use it that would be nice if you could send me a little kickback i was like this is the balls on these people one guy told me he goes when you make the sketch one guy did it the other way but he goes when you make the sketch i'll send you 50 bucks i go 50 buck call the camera crew I'm dropping dollars on these sketches I just uh I'm doing my taxes right now I was looking at my peer space fucking receipts of all the places I rented I've been like Osama bin spending now this boys question

is kind of a funny one because I was usually the they're pretty reasonable and i respect all the boys guys listeners but this one i was a little like i thought that uh i i need to address that so you're gonna want to pipe your ears up because there's a lot going on here this guy says i got four of the women in my wife's family mad at me this Thanksgiving when I interrupted their conversation with one of their cousins, a 12 year old girl. We got four women. This is where we're at right now. We got four women at the family gathering talking to a girl interrupts. They're mad at him. It's all the information we have right now. Hear me out. They were telling her lies and setting her up for disappointment by giving her the wrong tools to look at the world with. Okay, so this is a niece of his, not his daughter.

Mad that she's getting the wrong tools. This specific tool was a subjective look at the aspect of assortative mating seen in people. They were telling this poor girl not to worry about the fact that she was abnormally tall. That there are dudes that are into tall women. I just couldn't in good conscience let this happen to this poor girl. I told her in front of all the broads that this wasn't true, that men mostly want shorter women

and most women want taller men. How is there always an exception? How there always is an exception, but that generally isn't true. I told her that she should look for taller guys and typically rule out shorter guys as the odds aren't in her favor naturally all the women gave me a look of disgust the way i see it i did this sweet young girl a favor by giving her the bitter truth so that now she wouldn't get a rude awakening later in life why is it okay to lie to someone to avoid hurting their feelings when the consequences

are much greater to hurt down the line anyways those chicks hate me now but what do you think did i was i in the wrong uh yeah are you fucking out of your mind this guy is like you're just reading i'm just reading this being like yeah that is crazy you go to a 12 year old girl and they're all like no don't worry that you're so tall like there's tons of tall guys um naturally according to assorted debating like this is crazy of course you're in the wrong they're telling a 20 year old a 12 year old girl it's like fucking they go don't worry there's gonna be lots of people there right you bust down the door no there won't you will die alone listen your choices are between five men you date a basketball player you die alone okay first of all rule one it's never be the bearer of bad news if you have to if you don't. Like, what do you ever get out of that?

Unless it's your business. Second of all, stay out of anything that you don't have to. I get if you say right now in your thing, you're like pissed everyone off and my point was to kind of be an annoying troll. And you go, okay. But if you go, wasn't I helping? If you're this guy, if your girlfriend shows up and she has a new haircut and she says, how do I look?

Do you go, that looks disgusting. You know, at the very least out of the gate, you go, yeah, you all made it. It looks so hot. And then next time she gets another haircut, you go, by the way, like this haircut better than the last haircut she goes you said you like that one you go yeah that was fine or at the very most you go love this haircut great haircut but my favorite haircut was the other one still still great this is a nine that's a ten this is crazy but more importantly not your problem in good conscience there's a 12 year old girl and they go listen

you know just so you know uh you're gonna have you're gonna be fine you're gonna find someone to mate and by the way you haven't mentioned how hot she is i guess she's 12 but you can tell if you know a 12 year old gonna be pretty or whatever but it's like yeah if she's disgusting and 12 tall it's like yeah the height's the least of her problems but yeah if she's disgusting and tall, it's like, yeah, the height's the least of her problems. But yeah, if she's hot, like, fucking, if she ends up being, like, a hot chick, like, yeah, she'll be fine. Or maybe she won't. I don't know. There's lots going on there.

Moral of the story, not your problem. That is the most important thing. You know, it's like, even with your friend, like, you never want to tell anyone bad news. Even if, like, it's the worst, like you never want to tell anyone bad news. Even if like, it's the worst. You don't want to tell someone like sometimes you morally have to, this isn't one of those times clearly, but sometimes, and it's not to help them. It's because you have an obligation. I'll give you an example.

If you have a friend and you like a good friend, someone that's like actually, you know, in your fucking top five kind of thing. And you find out for a fact that their girlfriend's cheating on them. You have like an obligation to tell your friend that even though you're it's, and you still, even then you should be very careful about it and be, you know, and you shouldn't enjoy doing it. You should hate that you should have to do that. If someone's talking shit about your friend, even, and you go, they don't really like that guy. And they, and you go, yeah, you probably shouldn't have told me that. Cause you didn't know I was friends with them. You like, you don't necessarily need to rat them out. Like it was an honest mistake. People are not allowed to like each other. But like, if your friend was

ever in a compromising position where he was like, Oh like that guy so much i'm gonna work with them and blah blah you might yes there might be a time where you go okay i'll fucking just so you know like for i'd first you'd be like that guy sucks trust me like he's talking shit but like the at some point yes there might be a moral obligation to be like listen like i don't want to fucking tell you this but like that guy was kind of like trashing you fucking before. No, whatever. Either way, it just makes everyone hate you. So if it's your four friends, you have to take the hit. There is like a moral obligation. But in the most part, telling anyone anything bad just makes them not like you.

As a rule, there is never a benefit unless you're arguing or trying to piss them off. There is never a benefit unless you're arguing or trying to piss them off. If you hate that, you're that girl's mom and you're just fucking trying to ruin her life. That's your prerogative. But why would you ever? And you know, there is some degree of like, they'll find out. You're like, you know, someone's like daughter is like 500 pounds and disgusting. And she's like, I want to be a model. And her dad's like, yeah, maybe you could be a model.

Not, not, you do no business being interjecting. Oh, according to weight theory in the modeling universe, you ain't being shit. You fat bitch. Someone's got to break it to her. Someone's got to break it to her. I'll tell you what, the world will gradually break it to her. That being said, if you're, I know plenty of tall girls that are doing fine. You know, not particularly my bag. I've dated some tall chicks, but it's more of a Danny DeVito thing. Love with Danny DeVito. Fucking the confidence. Four foot three, just walking around with six footers like a boss. For me, I'm pretty tall.

So when I have a tall girl, everyone just thinks I only got her because I'm tall. So I feel like it loses points. Whereas if I got a hot chick, you know, people were like, people might say some version of, oh shit, Ryan I got a hot chick you know people were like the people might say some version of oh shit Ryan's got a hot chick when she's super tall they go oh that tall chick only likes Ryan because he's taller than her not because he's so fucking dirty whereas if Danny DeVito's got a tall chick everyone goes Danny DeVito's so fucking sick he's got a tall chick so that's one of the reasons in the back of my mind i feel like

i'm not getting my social props if i've got some model that's super tall it's not mean i wouldn't it's a factor sometimes i've seen a tall couple too where you see a guy that's like you know six three or something like that and you see a girl that's six one and you're like a lot of person a lot of legs bopping around in the bedroom. It's a lot of limbs going everywhere. Not my favorite. Limb city. So, yeah, that is crazy. So, journalism's dead.

It is over, ladies and germs. This is a wrap on journalism. And I think that I actually have a different perspective, and this comes from Matt Sancom. Who runs the hard times. Because we've done a lot of stuff together. And I remember. You know there's a very.

There's a lot of people that say. Oh we don't have journalists anymore. We have you know. The comedians and all these people on the internet. Those are the real journalists. And it's easy to kind of think like. Oh yeah. It's just they got replaced. You know,

I listened to fucking these YouTube people and they give me my news and he kind of, and, and, and comedians. And I kind of, one thing that we talked about is it's almost like, not really because actually it's an ecosystem and you have, you know, comedians are the top layer. When you look at the bottom layer, that's people that are actually going out there like finding news. And instead of finding news, they are just finding victims. You know, so when you look at a lot of these places and all of their things are just, you know, we found out that there's not enough, you know, black hockey players. you know, black hockey players. There's not enough women scientists. And you go, so the layer that used to be like, you know, really finding stories, the like Glenn Greenwald's of the world where you go, these people are actually, you know, meeting with people and that is eroding, which means everyone's like, why would I do that when I could just be the sort of person ingesting and I think comedians have always been more we're not like finding out information as much as like

making observations and sort of ingesting that and uh being a part in how to interface with that information okay that was a bad one I've got a way better way of describing that what comedians a lot of times do is process things and make conclusions about it you know so you might process uh the way different races are the way girls are the information that's here's the stats and you might process that and draw conclusions about that and make them funny and stuff like that but you're not out there like actually doing studies. So you're not doing studies of like, you know, how many girls crashed their car versus guys, how many government officials take, you know, corruption bribes, you know, what it looked, what wiretapping looks like. So we're not doing any of that stuff. You're making your own personal studies, but because everyone has focused all of their energy on a bunch of bullshit,

it's really eroded the under level. That's why you have a lot of people giving you news and probably not that people actually finding out any real things in the journalist community. Obviously, you know, there's some people still doing science. There's people out there with their two beacons. But I don't think it's a good thing. So I used to think and I'm like, yeah, so those people got replaced. And you're like, no, you're the person like putting the car together. And all these people are, you know, putting the car together and selling the car. And they're like, yeah, they're not mining for ore anymore. And you're like, oh, whatever,

man, everyone will just be a car maker. And you're like, no, you don't get it. Like someone needs to do that part for there to be news and you're like and they and their answer is like no they actually don't all we need is to find the next victim victim off uh yeah we actually don't need people out there like digging through fucking stories and getting to the bottom of things when we can watch a television show and notice to the bottom of things. When we can watch a television show and notice that the victims were white, and that's a problem. Guys, sign up for patreon.com slash the boys cast.

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