The Boyscast with Ryan Long - #73 NASCAR IS GAY TOO

Episode Date: July 2, 2021

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And what a week to do it. What a month to do it for football. Well, you can do it Gay Pride Month. Well, I'm just hoping that, you know, I don't know if you saw the commercial, but football is gay. Football is queer. Football is transgender. I can't wait for it. It's a trans sport. Football is also, because it's also soccer

in England. That's why. That's what they were referring to when they said it. But I think that... You know there's a lot of football players in the NFL too who watch that and they go... Yo, I'm not gay, dude. A lot of SMDH texts. I don't know if you read this, but figure skating came out as actually straight.

What? Yeah, male figure skating. They said, well, now that football said that, contrary to popular belief, figure skating is straight as fuck. We're trying to carve out a little section with the straight people. Well, they said they're the straightest sport in the world. And figure skating said they're the straightest sport in the world. They said they don't even touch their own dick.

Figure skating said they won't even change in a change room with another man. They just show up to the figure skating event fully ready to go. They wear their skates because they don't want another fucking perv in the room looking at their feet. That's like the hockey thing where really played but like the hockey thing where some kids just like show up fully like ready to go well they don't want fucking pervert coach the ultimate in pedophile jobs is a coach and even only one higher than that is a scout because your literal job as a scout me and gary james and we're talking about this back in the day but your job as a scout is you sit in the stands and watch kids and you go yeah that one's good he'll do oh yeah yeah yeah plus you can also

promise them you're like hey man you do this and yeah yeah we get that you'll be in the pros kid oh we need to get that guy in the mix yeah yeah talk to his parents i'd really like to see more of that kid yeah the ultimate in jobs i want to to see football start a trend. And I do, again, congratulate them, but I think that they haven't gone far enough. And more importantly, I'd like to see other sports, other companies take what football did and bring their company into the 2021 ethos. For example, I'd like to see maybe NASCAR come out

and say they're also gay. They're still working on just being like, NAS still like NASCAR thing will be like NASCAR. We're not racist. Like that's like they need to take baby steps. NASCAR. I just want to see how much if you are just like a fucking red blooded for the fucking red, blue and white. Yeah. And you have to you have to wake up and you say, oh, it's football today.

And then you have to see like just so you know oh, it's football today. And then you have to see, like, just so you know you're gay. Yeah, just the flags. The thing, too, is they're just, the people who are mad at the kneeling for the flag, this is such a slap in the face. And now you're kneeling to suck a dick. Yeah, literally. Yeah, like, it's just one thing after another. Oh, you thought kneeling for the flag was bad?

Guess what? And it's like, what's the most macho straight sport that existed? It was a bunch of dudes literally killing each other. They should have two guys in red, blue, and white bondage, kneeling, sucking a dick. If football really cared, that's what they'd do. Football says they care. They say they care. But then when it comes to sucking a dick in red, blue, and white bondage outfit,

while at the same time defecating on it and coming on it, where are they to be found? That's the new NFL. Well, that's where NASCAR could come through and say, NASCAR just wants to say, we're really fucking gay. NASCAR is trans. NASCAR is into bondage. NASCAR is bisexual. They're into everything.

Black and Decker. Fixing your shit is gay. It'll be like, remember the Tom Green, the slut mobile? That'll be someone's car. Yeah. The fucking dirty, the cum dumpster mobile. The cum dumpster mobile. NASCAR.

Just a dude's asshole spread wide open. Black and Decker. Drills are gay. Two by fours are trans. Drinking a Bud Light is bi. That's not. I'd like to see drinking a Bud Light is bi. I'd like to see football come out and say tailgate parties are two men having sex.

100% of the time, tailgate parties are two men having sex. You know there's a lot of people in the NFL organization who were just like, yeah, I don't know if we should do this. No, I don't. Yeah. Do you think that anyone had, do you think there,

there was one guy? I mean, you also had the guy come out too. So it's like, did you even need that? That was obviously prepared before that. I'm picturing more of the opposite where they're in the meetings. And then the one guy standing up and he says, you know,

we just decided that we're coming out as gay, blah, blah, blah. And then there's a couple, you know, a big farm boy, just a red blooded black guy, you know, we just decided that we're coming out as gay, blah, blah, blah. And then there's a couple, you know, a big farm boy, just a red blooded black guy, you know, a black guy from fucking, uh, you know, the South kind of thing. He's the type of guy that pushes the big machine. You know what I'm talking about?

The lawn plower machine, a lawnmower. No, no. What's that thing they call? That's me. That's how, that's my knowledge. That's how much of a liberal I am. The lawn. I go, what's that thing they call the've that's me that's how that's my knowledge that's how much of a liberal i am the lawn i go what's that thing they call the mow the lawn yeah no i'm saying the what's it called when they push the machine it's like a it's a metal that football practice oh the sled yeah the sled i've done that a bit when i played rugby a couple yeah yeah but uh before

they so they're in the thing. A couple of those guys are ex-players in the meeting, and they say, we're coming out as gay. And any objections, they go, whose idea was this? And I go, it could be anyone's. They look around. They see the farm boy. They see this.

Then they see one guy. Ball gag. Could be anybody's idea. No, this sounds like George. Who's this guy? This has George Soros' fingerprints all over oh george soros this is such a soros move to be like hey let's fuck with everybody say football's gay coming from the nfl that's like a fortune like literally like if you were like oh this is like

a fortune gagging you'd be like yeah that makes sense that sounds like something to do well did you see the george soros one before where he said being a Jewish comedian running a financial satire site is gay? He said investing. Soros! Yeah, Soros had his new campaign that said shorting Dodge Conan Margin is gay. Is gay. That's what he said. Male figure skating straight.

Jewish comedian running a financial satire site is trans. That's what he said his words not mine i don't know if you saw that but like it's funny i love it when there's a few accounts that post the side by side just the the show how stupid like how much of a bullshit this all is but there was one recently same day disney came out and it was like we celebrate diversity so much blah blah couldn't be more proud of our gay brothers and sisters and it was like we celebrate diversity so much blah blah couldn't be more proud of our gay brothers and sisters and it was the same day that they removed the lesbian kiss from the foreign release yeah it's the same day the guy in the editing suite like hey what are we

heading today uh we're gonna edit our pride um our disney supports pride and we're gonna edit out the gay scenes for China in the same day. And the execs apparently kept it for themselves. Apparently the execs are like, hey, edit out that lesbian scene. But like, you know, if you don't mind, send that footage over. They should have probably been like, take out that lesbian scene and then put it in the commercial. They like take it out. They take it from the movie and then they put it into the commercial.

That's repurposing it they do you think that uh when they when they went to china and they say good news guys we took out the lesbian scene the chinese people said no no we said no gay shit yeah lesbian's cool yeah what are you what are you doing you don't think they can just pixelate the faces like they do with like asian porn so you're not sure if it's a guy you know what's going on here and they just the whole thing is just pixelated the face every gay scene they you know it's just so that they don't have to like really in china they pixelate all the gay stuff so you're not sure it could be just sucking on a big clit in that i don't remember what this i guess yeah like when i was in china the being gay is like not really a big thing there we said no gay shit now

we give you one simple command. No dudes kissing. I feel like they're more... I gotta watch my favorite movie and all of a sudden now, the two knockers touching. Yeah, I feel like you can be more... Oh, we did not see ya. A lesbian removal. So, not the same accent, but

you know me with my accents. Yeah, it's you never know what you're gonna get. Quite the hodgepodge guys i just want to say the png is great the biden was by the way it's canada today it's canada day well it's not canada day all this is like honestly we have taken so many w's not living in canada right now canada day which is like usually a pretty big rager yeah it's a nice rage and and it's for danny he loves his country patriotic love the country uh everything's been closed for over a year everybody's like canada today that's

gonna be it and then they keep finding these mass graves and they're everybody's like they canceled the day they literally are basically canceling canada well apparently they're the main biggest street in north america i believe it is dundas street they're uh changing the name of it yeah or okay so dundas is the okay soas Street. They're changing the name of it. Young Street. Yeah. Okay. Dundas is the- Okay. So second biggest. But they're changing the name of that. Because that guy was a slave owner?

Yeah. But it was in relation to this, but it was sort of not even the same thing. You know what I mean? It wasn't the native thing. But anyways- They're just rewriting history. But know how much of a hassle that is if you live on Dundas Street and you're like, wait, so all my address just changed

you know what they changed it to? they haven't actually changed it yet it will be something like that it'll be like you went from living on Dundas Street to like Black Lives Indigenous Queer Trans Lives Matter or something Lane

it's not even a street anymore it's not gay enough I want Trudeau to come out and say this like i just really support a guy's taking another man's ass i do like though that trudeau literally goes you know who's really to blame for this the pope he needs to apologize for this shit he trudeau literally said he goes the pope needs to come to canada and issue like a formal in-person apology you're like what is he gonna quarantine for two weeks and go in the hotel and shit put him in the hotel charge him two grand for the hotel the pope the pope might get an exemption i would i wanted biden when he does his whispers

to come out with his whispers but also say uh kind of like some low-key... He comes out and he goes, I just want to say, John McAfee didn't kill himself. Listen, guys, I'm here to support women. If the deep state wouldn't start meddling in all of our lives... You know at some point he's going to fall asleep too. He's going to lull himself to sleep with the whispers.

That is kind of how you talk when you start going to sleep. You go, listen, we're not following Tucker Carlson. I know that a lot of rumors are going around he's got the nightcap definitely has the floppy nightcap have you heard the ouija max song hiding in the bushes no so that's what it sounds like it goes he goes it's this he's like a juggalo and the gist is he goes everyone i i committed a crime now i'm hiding in the bushes and it's this, he's like a juggalo. And the gist is he goes, everyone, I committed a crime. Now I'm hiding in the bushes. And it's a whisper song.

And the whole video is he's in the bushes going, we're hiding in the bushes. It's him and some other rapper. And the two of them are hiding in the bushes for the whole music video because they're wanted by the police. This is what happens when we're hiding in the bushes. Sounds very much like that. Can't wait for the Biden remix. Fauci's also been getting into the Whisper game What's Fauci been up to?

I haven't seen much from him The Delta variant It's coming Oh, it's coming The Delta variant It's in your house It's in your drawers It's in your garage

And it's in your wife's pussy Stay away from your wife's pussy That's the thing too with Canada It's like, even though it with Canada it's in your condoms they're just going to shut everything down again oh but the delta variant is what we predicted in the video that the variant is very so I don't know if you saw

they're saying it's more transmissible but nobody's really like dying from it I actually spoke with a comedian who I'll not name who said he's like I'm pretty sure I have it he's like I'm vaccinated I've been pretty sick. They had the Delta variant, and Danny had the Beta variant, and

I have the Alpha variant. This is what writer Wahajat Ali wrote about the Delta variant. He said, I see packed restaurants and people inside stores and malls with their kids not even wearing masks. I feel like I'm in a horror movie. The Delta variant.

Boom, boom, boom. Just admit you never want things to open again. We're still in a deadly pandemic, and the Delta strain is coming. Boom, boom, boom. But there's going to be- This summer. What's after Delta Epsilon? The Delta strain is coming to your house.

a strain is coming to your house. I also have another trailer for a movie, Mrs. Doubtfire 2, where a man dresses up like Miss Doubtfire to get a job in the entertainment industry. Hello, I'm here for the writing gig. Hello. Hello. I'm here for the job on the Lilly Singh show. He dresses up. That's the thing.

Coming this summer. That's the new. That would actually. Mrs. Don't fire too. Because if you somehow got that movie made and it was popular, like the powers that be in Hollywood would be not happy about. Getting a job. Oh, what?

You have to dress as a trans, be trans to get a job in Hollywood or something? He's not trans, Daniel. He's a woman. Oh, right. He is back as a woman. And this time he's getting a job in Hollywood. But that's the thing. It wouldn't even make sense to dress as a woman.

Here's my writing pocket. It would make more sense to lean into like, you know, do a sloppy job of it and be like, oh, no, I'm trans. I'm trans would help a little bit more. Well, maybe that's. The new Mrs. Doubtfire would be like, are you a woman? You go, yes. Miss Doubtfire is back to get a job in Hollywood.

And this time, he's transparent about his cross-dressing in more ways than one. Miss Doubtfire, too. Yeah, it's like instead of trying to hide like taking a piss at a urinal, it's like open and it's like at the urinal. Do not doubt how fire she looks if you doubt her ability to do a job as good as a man that's a good trans girls being like oh why we can't do a job as good as a

man and you're like i mean you probably could i mean also you're trying you're applying for like a cashier at staples i think i think you're good i think you do it miss delphi is back to get a job as a first ad in a hollywood film so that's what's going on with that uh cooked brains isn't happening. Prince Harry's here. Sort of a wacky episode. But also, in other news, if you're an audio listener, you won't be able to see the Prince Harry is actually in the studio. And Prince Harry is gone. Oh, hello. Full MGTOW. The suicide rates are higher because women beat us down.

He's got a black eye, too. Just because Meghan keeps hitting him. MGTOW Prince Harry has a black eye. MGTOW Prince, he has a black eye too just because megan keeps hitting him migtow prince harry has a migtow prince he has a black eye eye in a black hole whereas wallace used to be because men can be abused too divorce courts are anti-men i feel like my british accent's not as not too bad today i know it's your hair prince harry you don't need you don't need that baby anyway you got a bachelor pad the divorce courts are fucked, let me see my kids. She's still in love with her ex-boyfriend,

that Chad Trevor Inglison, that fucking alpha Chad. She whispers his Chad's name when she's in bed with me. Women be shopping nonstop. Hello, I'd like to rent a panel van. Imagine Prince Harry rents a panel van. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Women be shopping for a new country for us to live in to where they pull me away from our family. So MGTOW Prince Harry. Universities are biased towards women even though they graduate at a higher rate. Prince Harold, keep telling me. Harold? Merkel might be listening yes anyways his chick probably keeps

a fucking women are stupid oh come now you're just being on the nose that's not they're not as good as things he's running he's running a talking point now he's just yeah that's just you're not even going your own way at this point no bill cosby's an innocent man. Oh, that's true. That's, I mean. So, Daniel, you were celebrating that one of your childhood heroes got out of prison. William Cosby. A certain, a second William.

A certain William. Us Williams got to stick together. William Cosby of York. If I was knighted, I would, if I was still in my position, I would knight Mr. Bill Cosby. In a based move from Prince Harry, he will now announce Sir William Cosby. You think Cosby's going to be doing what?

Of Innocence. The podcast. Sir William Cosby of Innocence. You think he's going to be like the fucking doing Ruben and all that shit? Just a couple of comedians gapping it up. A couple of clean comedians he goes yeah it's the only ones

that will take me that's I would love for Cosby to go on the fucking yeah he's on Ruben did you see the thing with the wives what happened

with the wives the fake wives so the OG wife basically cause you know there were two wives on the Cosby show oh no no no

Cosby's wife from the show yeah well Cosby was from the show oh no maybe it wasn't basically someone on the Cosby show? Oh, no, no, no. Cosby's wife from the show. Yeah, well, Cosby's wife from the show. Oh, no, maybe it wasn't. Basically, someone on the show came out and was like, vindication, blah, blah, blah. I saw that. So, yes.

No, but you didn't have two wives. The mom on the show is what you're talking about. She came out. And someone was like, fucking, you're crazy. Someone? Who was the other one? Oh, I don't, okay. Let's just clear this up, what we're talking about.

was the other one oh i don't i don't okay let's just clear this up what we're talking about uh bill cosby was um vindicated of his crimes on essentially a technicality and then the mom from the cosby show came out and said yeah felicia rashad finally you stay strong king finally vindicated after uh you know the justice this is where she goes she goes finally a terrible wrong is being righted a miscarriage of justice is corrected correct yeah five exclamation marks and some likes on it a big ratio hollywood wasn't happy i noticed judd apatow quote tweeted and he said you should meet up with some of the victims um i suggest i urge you to do so very nice tone kind of a little different tone that he normally uses with other people but judd apatow keeps it a little on the level when he's talking

to his hollywood cronies uh if that was anyone else they'd be uh in quite the trouble with mr i didn't actually know this that he said that he goes he got three to ten years and he literally said that i'll serve all 10 years rather than like acknowledging any remorse over what I did because he's like, I didn't do anything. Prince Harry. The best. Likey likey.

The best is like the Tariq Nasheeds. I love. Dude, the black community is pretty split on it, I'd say. Well, you know, if you. I'll tell you who didn't quote tweet that positively. A single white person. White people are not happy. No, of course not.

Black people are probably 50 no of course not black people probably 50 50 well a lot of them feel like they're you know they're told in so many other things that they're getting fucked so then naturally logic is is it not possible that like all the race stuff and how we're getting fucked and everything else could this not potentially be an example of what did tarik nashad, so... The gist of it was like, hell yeah, brother. Let's see. He had a lot.

His whole thing was basically Cosby yesterday. Yeah, Cosby vowed to find the real... Oh, his whole thing was... He had a million fucking Cosby takes. I'm trying to find... Bill Cosby will finally be released

after that racist-ass wish-hunt sentence that never should have happened in the first place. The bogus conviction against Bill Cosby takes. I'm trying to find... Bill Cosby will finally be released after that racist-ass wish-hunt sentence that never should have happened in the first place. The bogus conviction against Bill Cosby was rightfully overturned because pulling illegal

and unconstitutional maneuvers within the court system to facilitate monetary shakedowns is mockery of the judicial system. And I mean, that is what happened. They basically just... He got released on a technicality

because they did... They used his... I mean, this is what they always do. Well, that would be the equivalent of them convicting OJ for the murder because in the civil suit. Yeah, no, I got it. Yeah. So it's like. And it does.

It is that thing where it's like, you know, because so right now there's like a ton of activist judges. Right. And it's like, basically, you need to make sure that the activist judges are going to be seeing this case on all lines because there's a you know legal precedents everything but you'll see so many judges that you know do cases uh they make their verdicts based on their political beliefs and stuff like that right yeah but that doesn't factor in the fact that you can appeal and go to another courts and all that sort of stuff so it it's like, yeah, one judge can kind of do their activist stuff, but you actually have to follow the laws. Yeah.

And again, who wanted to be the judge during the height of Me Too being like, Bill Cosby is innocent. Yeah, I see nothing wrong here. So, yeah, it was a rock and a hard place for whoever that was. This is another good tweet. Bill Cosby is being released because the white supremacist culture of white women falsely accusing black men of rape is a travesty of justice and it minimizes real cases. Stay strong, King. Yeah. There was.

How's your ass taste? Well. That was his song. Who's that one? Tariq Nasheed. Remember, there was like he had some raps. Oh, I didn't know he was a rapper. I honestly know him for being like a Twitter personality.

He had like a small period where he did some raps. Oh, I didn't know he was a rapper. I honestly know him for being like a Twitter personality. He had like a small period where he did some raps. Well, I want to say that I'm on the side of females, so I would like to celebrate the fifth female pilot entering the Israeli Air Force. So a lot of articles about this. Seems low, to be

honest. Yeah, well, for me, I would like, well, they have bad vision, right? All, right, right. All they can do is see in the past. Snap. How far do you think this goes? Are they going to be congratulating

and writing articles about the, 10th? The, yeah, yeah. Sixth? When does it end? When do,

you tell me, when do women start, stop patting themselves on the back? Is it at 11? I'll say the one thing about this is the fifth. Like, I don't think they've been kept out of this because in Israel going to the army is mandatory. Yeah, it's like and like I've met chicks before, Israeli girls or whatever, who like, yeah,

I was like, you know, literally break your dick off. But they were like, I was a soldier and I was like, you know, I shot people and like all that stuff. Like, they're not like, oh, I was like a fucking sweeping floors while like the men did like they're doing the shit yeah they're slamming your dick and i don't feel like it's i don't feel it's the kind of thing where they're being prevented from it well clearly not there's five of them out of a hundred daniel wait ever or currently currently i think i might be ever but it might be something that's not that uh but it was a big big news for women that there's fifth.

I was seeing these articles and these are my favorite when it's like the third gay person is like a regional congressman. And you go, honestly, the level of patting themselves on the back. It's like the equivalent of you coming home every night, your chick, and just being like, I did a 10-minute set today. I accomplished that. I did a second 10-minute set on stage. I overcame my fears to do stand-up comedy.

I am the 10,000th Fat Gage podcasting. They have five female fighter pilots ever. You know what's funny? Is that Danny gets more Jewish complaints than probably anyone. I actually got a tweet, too, from somebody the other day. So people aren't happy. So Danny does this joke. We'll just say the joke.

You say that your grandmother was in the Holocaust. She has a camp stamp, but it's a tramp stamp. On her lower back. But a lot of it is people are like, you know, there's a lot of like anti-Semitic. That's the thing. They go, there's a lot of like anti-Semitic. And you're like, first off, there's not really.

Like, you know, you see these odd instances. Oh, there is in my house behind closed doors. Like you see these instances on fucking, you know, CNN from like a month ago that they might be replaying. But it's like, you know, I don't know anybody like nobody I know knows anybody who has been like, oh, I was a victim of anti-Semitism. Like other than like tweets that are almost close to shit posting. Yeah. And they're like, have been going on since Twitter started. Well, this is maybe three weekends in a row where a person has had a fucking meltdown over danny's

jokes yeah people be melting we had uh way more than me because i you know i talk about that stuff a lot too and i almost get no flack but danny's like holocaust joke yeah people really flipped people off and it probably bought you he danny got in a fight at the stand with a guy that fucking not even Jewish. Yeah, I know. He was wasted, though. But yeah, he wanted to fight me. Yeah.

He like legit was like fucking waiting to fight me. He was like, you know, your culture really appropriating anti-Semites by doing those jokes. And that's my that's my thing. That's my thing. But we had we're at the fucking, like three weeks ago we were at the show. Lady like flips out, writes on the comment card, storms out. Then this weekend you had someone.

Yeah, Caroline's a woman came up to me and she was like with her Jewish friend. She's like, I'm Jewish. She was Southern for some reason. Okay. Not for some reason she was. And then yeah, she was not happy about it. She was basically saying, you know, you shouldn't do those jokes. They're rising in you know you shouldn't do those jokes arising in she goes people don't believe the holocaust some people don't believe the holocaust happened i'm like i don't think they're here like i literally said

i'm like i don't think they're here right yeah yeah and also like nothing about my joke is like you go oh that's kind of makes sense i believe that the holocaust didn't happen i'm gonna use that and i also believe that yeah his grandma cams yeah like in my argument of why i think the holocaust didn't happen i'm gonna use that comedian's joke well the funny i always the funniest part of that joke is me as you go is it better if i do those jokes if i'm jewish i'm not i just know i am it's all better now and it turns out it's not all better now it's not all better now no it's not to some people but but i had for every two you know those people 10 people come up to me and be like. But I had for every two, you know, those people, 10 people come up to me and be like, oh, that's just me.

Lies. No, for every two people he gets, he has. No, Danny's like, for every two people I get that don't like those jokes, I have 10 people that don't like the other jokes. All in all, it seems like a lot of people just don't like the jokes. Oh, no, no, I'm Jewish. They go, we don't care about care about yeah we're offended by how bad the jokes are yeah but we wanted to do a review because we wanted to support women in the wake

of all this stuff happening we're sick by the way dude you honestly took did you know i was gonna say that no you took the words out of my mouth that they're sick. This podcast is supported by The Real Real. Meet Christine. She loves shopping. And this is the sound of fashion overload. Too many fabulous things. Not enough space. So Christine started selling with The Real Real. I've always loved collecting designer

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I had no idea. Honestly, it's like you have a fucking invisible hand, Adam Smith style. You shoved down my throat, grabbed my vocal cords, and found the phrase that I was about to say, that women are sick. Women are sick. And as a tribute, what we're going to do, and I know this is normally the boys' cast, but we're going to do a tribute and go through the top

10 most successful and richest women in the world most of them self-made and we just want to go all of them self-made even if they're not self-made well I think they all are self-made so we're gonna go through and just literally top 10 and just give props to women who have made the world a better place while making themselves a fortune so number 10 Iris Fontbona so props to women who have made the world a better place while making themselves a fortune. So number 10, Iris Fontbona. So props to Iris. Let's see what she was up to. She is the widow of Andrew...

Okay, so that one made the money from a widow. He built a mining and beverage. Well, we're not talking about guys right now, Danny. He built a mining and beverage fortune which she then... You know what? We'll just skip her. Good for now, Danny. He built a mining and beverage fortune, which she then... We'll just skip her. Good for him, though. Good for him, but we're not here.

That's not the segment. We're not here to give props to men. We're here for girls. There's still nine more to go. Gina Reinhart. Congratulations. She's Australia's richest person, not even a richest woman. Again, that's why she's on the list, and that's why we are celebrating her. She's chair of the list and that's why we are celebrating her she's chair

of the mining and agricultural company hancock prospecting which was founded by her father and she inherited okay so that's another one that uh didn't do it or so okay yeah so you know good for her to for taking it and not wrecking it right yeah you know what i mean so she didn't make the money but she was able to keep the fortune intact so that's something that's something so yeah you know you know i'm sure there's some on this list that um top 10 so it's got to be a couple number eight is susan clatton so car sales recovered from a slump early in the pandemic and they got a $10.9 billion rise. And the BMW here is fortune. So, okay, inherited the money from her. But maybe BMW was started by a woman.

Uh, no. Unfortunately, the mother inherited it from the father. So, okay. So, again, Susan was able to keep the BMW legacy alive, though. Yeah, I mean, great car. Yeah, great car. And if anything, her dad probably post-mortemly learned from her.

If her dad was still alive, he would have probably made more money in her presence. Probably. Number seven, we have Yang Huang. So, great name. Yang Huang owns about 58% of a China-based real estate developer. Nice little chunk. Yeah, nice little piece of property.

So, what does Bezos own in Amazon? I don't think it's 58%. Who knows? Her father, its founder. Oh. Okay, well, that's the gods of men. Yeah, we've upset them. And this is a tape that someone gave me at the show.

I'm putting all the knickknacks people gave me, but that one was her father has been transferring her equity in the business since 2000. We're going to move on probably. So props again just for hanging in there with the money. Number six, we got Jacqueline Mars. So round of applause for Jacqueline. Jackie! Jackie! Jackie!

Jackie! Jackie! Hey, red-pilled Prince Harry sit down. This isn't a segment for you. We're trying to do props to women at their time of need. We don't need you to get involved. Jacqueline Mars. Maybe she invented Mars. I don't know what it is.

The planet? She may have invented the planet. And even if she was the size of a planet, I would still consider her beautiful because that's how I see women. Oh, so she has a net worth of $31 billion. So kind of look past the size. Look past the size at that net worth. And she has one-third of Mars Incorporated. So I think she runs half of space from the sounds of it.

The candy company and pet care. I didn't know that was started by a woman. That's amazing. one-third of mars incorporated so i think she runs half a space from the sounds of it uh the candy company and pet care i didn't know that was started by a woman that's amazing so women started the can the company was founded by jacqueline's grandfather to be honest um she's bringing awareness to the brand because i wouldn't even have known about yeah i mean you thought it was a planet i thought it was a planet stuff so she may have not made the money jacqueline mars but i to be completely honest and this is on the level right now i did not know and wouldn't have thought that mars was named after a guy named mars i actually lost a bet there's a company called wetzel's pretzels if you're familiar yeah Yeah. And I bet $100 to Waldo that the guy's name wasn't Wetzel.

I would have bet that it was. For some reason, I thought the name wasn't Wetzel. Well, I don't know. So your name is Wetzel, and you start a company that rhymes with your name? Oh, I'm sure he was trying to figure out, and he goes, Wetzel. He came up with the name first. That's what I'm saying. But would you start a pan company because your name is Dan and you go Dan's Pans?

Imagine I started a Brian company where I prostitute men named Brian. Not the worst idea. A male prostitute company called Ryan's Brian. Ryan's Brian's. Just because my name is Ryan. You're the pimp and they're the Brian's. Yeah, so I have a history of not thinking Mars. I didn't think Mars was based on anything.

Ron's John's. Well, again, Jacqueline. Yeah. So I have a history of not thinking Mars. I didn't think Mars was Ron's John's. Well, again, Jacqueline, we're going to have to move on to number five. We're in the top fucking stretch. So there's going to be some fucking heavy hitting women right here. And I do not mean weight once again. But even if I do, these are rich women, powerful women. I do not mean strength wise. They're beautiful, beautiful, rich, powerful. rich powerful and if anything those top five that haven't started the companies that just goes to

show you that we actually need more diversity in startup founders i agree so when we what they should do is once men start companies they should replace the founder around the five-year mark with the women i think that should be government mandated we have miriam adelson now controls 56 percent stake in in the casino operator in las vegas sands that was formerly owned by her husband all right guys we should have looked at this list before so okay so she took her casino good casino and i'm sure that and also this family is they uh they're the ones who, you know, like that birthright thing? Okay. That's like, they fund it.

They fund it? Yeah. Okay, so, you know... So they were sending Jews to Israel. Sending Jews to Israel. So that's something. So, props to her for... But it was still him.

Behind every man... But it was still him, though. I do, but at the same time, behind every great man, there's a woman in front of him taking the credit. Did I say that saying wrong? Number four, Julia Koch. And I'm sure she made the money in The Widow of David Koch. Well, you know what? I actually do, in this case, want to applaud her

for putting in the hard work of waiting for him to die yeah that's something that's something mackenzie scott uh from oh yeah it's amazon so number two i think self-made woman alice walton so daughter of sam walton lost to scott of the world's richest women well oprah's not on this list huh Well. Oprah's not on this list, huh? No, Oprah's not on this list. Oprah, she's kind of self-made, though. I think Oprah is self-made other than that guy.

What's that guy's name? Number one, Francois Bettencourt Myers and family. She inherited her fortune from her mother. So, the number one inherited her fortune from her mother whose father, Eugene Schwuler, founded L'Oreal. Okay.

So you know what? We'll come back next week with a better tribute to women. We got to do more research, I think. The problem is we didn't. I didn't look at the list. You think there's any players in the WNBA who might be on this list? Yeah. Maybe.

I think, you know what would be big? If a man... Yeah? Made all his money and then turned to trans and then you could have like... And that would be the world's... Like if Elon Musk just went trans for a day

to be world's richest woman and both world's richest woman and world's richest man. That would be... That would be fine. I think that would be acceptable. So I do want to apologize to women because we meant that we meant to do a tribute and it turned out to be women are sick

though still sick still sick so dope so fucking just in case there was any and before we move on with this episode do want to do a shout out to the sponsor of this week at ryan long comedy forbidden clothes who are now offering three shirts for 60 bucks plus free shipping and handling on orders for 100 bucks promo code ryan 10 and if you saw my video this week i went through some of the hate mail that guy gets yeah no i didn't see it so this guy fucking he gets like legitimately because his whole thing is yeah his whole thing he's a troublemaker he's a troublemaker he doesn't like the vaccines he doesn't like fauci he would hate you know he might make a base fauci shirt but he i i've gotten hate mail for like doing sponsors with them really yeah people will send me messages

and be like yo you shouldn't work with that company that guy's you know he's just like some dude who's it's funny you know i mean it used to be it's kind of like OG conspiracy shit too that he's into. And I guess just like nonconformist shit or whatever. But OG conspiracy shit really got like tied up as the worst thing you could be right now. You know what I mean? Because Alex Jones, like I remember when it was like coast to coast was like, this is just like a fun. It's almost like a wacky thing. Yeah, it was like a hobby almost.

You're into conspiracies. If you had a guy that was into conspiracy theories, it was a buddy. It wasn't like, oh, this guy is the devil. No, it was like, you almost. You're into conspiracies. If you had a guy that was into conspiracy theories, he was a buddy, it wasn't like, oh, this guy is the devil. No, it was like, you know, he'd say some things, you'd like entertain him, you'd be like, oh, that's kind of interesting. And they would be like the chemtrails and you'd be like, okay.

Well, you know what happened with this, like anything, is conspiracies flew too close to politics. Yeah. Wouldn't that probably be accurate? Kind of. And then also like, you know, they were trying to, like, you know, a lot of it had, I don't remember pre-trump anybody caring about conspiracy people and then trump was like in bed with alex jones and then alex jones all of a sudden like everybody's

like vilifying him for the sandy hook stuff and then they're like kind of throwing the baby out with the bathwater we're going anybody who's into conspiracies is basically like fine with you know going to sandy hook victims families and yeah saying their kids weren't killed and there were actors yeah that that set it off and then on top of that yeah just became like too specific and tied in with trump and all that sort of it was trump though it was like just like so many things it was just it was all trump it was those people were kind of like close enough to trump or they would go okay all conspiracy people are bad well the clothes are more forbidden than a ball gag and leather um which leads me into the next segment which i will be talking about because this was probably the most requested segment on the show

and there's a whole bunch of other stuff too but this one i'm gonna go through because this is the washington post who did an uh article that said the jeff bezos times yeah the jeff bezos times pretty well it's kind of that idea where everyone kind of talks about this uh you know they're like oh first things first you say no there's literally where we're gonna get dogs are marrying each other? Yeah, exactly. And then they're like, what's wrong with that? So the article is about Pride Month kink consent. And she says, yes, my kids should be at the kink.

Kink should be at Pride is the premise of her article. And it's a woman saying why kink, like which is ball gags. Danny, you elaborate. This is your domain. You know, it's like furry. You're dressed as a furry. Furry would be probably in the less aggressive sect.

The more aggressive sect is like, you know, wearing basically a thong. You're on a leash with another guy whipping you and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, just pretty normal stuff. Having your, you know, having people spit in your mouth. But she said, our family often took the train to Philadelphia when we were young. But as we rode across the bridge to attend the pride, my wife's leg bounced with nervous jitter.

She squeezed my hand, worried that she might run into a colleague or be harassed by a stranger. My wife is trans, but she wasn't out at the time. With our children, now we're at the parade and our children grew tired of marching. We plopped onto a nearby curb. Just as we got settled, our elementary school, our elementary schooler pointed in the direction of oncoming floats, raised an eyebrow at a bare-chested man in dark sunglasses

whose black leather suspenders clipped onto a leather thong. Nice. Pretty fucking hot. You didn't tell me you went to Pride. It's pretty fucking hot, dude. The man paused to be spanked playfully by a partner with a flog. thong nice pretty fucking hot you didn't tell me you went to pride pretty fucking hot dude the man paused to be spanked playfully by a partner with a flog what are they doing my curious kid asked as our toddler cheered them on i told you my my first memory of pride was we were in a car

going to the ontario place and we got stuck in the car in the pride parade and someone came in the window wearing like leather and he goes we're proud we're gay so get out of our way funniest thing ever the pair was on a few dozen kinksters who danced up and down the streets laughing together as they twirled their whips and batons some leading companions and leashes at the time my children were too young to understand the nuance of the situation i told them them the truth. These folks were a member of the community celebrating who they are and what they do. So it doesn't sound that crazy right now. No. But then they said, so respectability politics demand that queer people assimilate as much

as possible and assess cis and heteronormative, hewing to mainstream cultural standards, including kink and pride, open space for the families to have necessary and powerful conversations with young people about health, safety, consent, and most uniquely, pleasure. I love consent, by the way. I love consent, and I love talking to young kids

about how to be pleasured. How to pleasure themselves. We don't talk to our children enough about pursuing sex to fulfill carnal needs and the delight to captivate us in our moment what do you think definitely not enough do you think we talked to the kids enough of it no the dialogues need to open the dialogues

the seven-year-olds about how to fulfill them self-pleasure just like you know what children for sure yeah you know just different you know what uh like lgb like a lot of these activists turn into they turned into uh like a bad stepdad that's like showing your kid porn way too early.

Like they turned into a bad stepdad that's kind of like, kids, come here. I want to show you something. This right here, it's called a BBC. They're like fucking religious zealots. Just the other way. They're like, instead of God hates fags, they're God loves fags.

And they're like- God demands them. Yeah, God demands fags. And they're like, you know, they're like instead of god hates fags or god loves fags and they're like god demand yeah god demands fags and they're like you know they're protesting and outside of stuff and they're like dude i the telling you're teaching your fucking eight-year-old about like what's fucking how to get the most pleasure like you know yeah so your clit's gonna be stimulated you go i don't your clit gets engorged as does the and and you're like, what? That's a, you go, I get, it's one of those things where all the gay people that are just your average

person, but sexually they're gay. And this is what they said. They go, it turns it into a heteronormative. If you're making the pride parade, this it's like, yeah.

And 90% of gay people are that they're like, there are standards. You go, what's what places has standards where you teach your kids about sex other than maybe Rome, where the kids are treated like fucking objects for the wealthy?

In Hollywood. Or you're like, you know, just in pretty fucking vanilla sex ed class when you're 10 or 11. Well, yeah, but if my teacher was forced to show up, you'd show up in class. Like your teacher just shows up in a ball gag and go we're gonna learn some things today kids all right i'm gonna bring my partner jerome in okay this is called getting down on all four is like a cum slut that you are so the the funny it's it starts out where they're just like you know everyone should be included and they're like, we should teach our kids about sex.

It's like, have fun. Yep. You're allowed. But this is, but you go, it's also the give them an inch, take a mile thing where it's like, if you just said, you know, whatever, being engaged with this, it, uh, these people have a obsession with combining causes. So they can't just be like gay bride. They have to be like, and which it's like, we're for kink and freeing Palestine.

And you're like, cause what they want to say is if you're into kink, like you're the guy that goes, I need to go to the place where I fucking pay the money, have myself put in a harness. And I go, if you think that's weird, you're homophobic.

They want to piggyback off the fact that people don't care if you're gay. That's probably the best way to describe it. You know what I mean? So what they do is, basically, almost no one cares if you're gay, so they need to go,

well, people feel weird about teaching our kids about ball gags in our mouth, so we go, hey, can we use a bit of that gay clout? Please, sir. Can I have some clout? May I have some clout? May I use some of that gay clout capital for my kink shame?

I don't have a subscription to this Washington Post, the Jeff Bezos Times. But do they list specific kinks or just kink in general maybe uh yeah yeah no they were going into it yeah but it's you know it's they well the one that they're talking about is like a guy getting spanked by another man and whatever and you go I I can see if you go listen I'm not gonna bring my kids to pride if that's what it's gonna be and or I I can also see how people, and they go, it's kind of an adult parade. And that's what's going on there. And I can also see how other people say, that are in part of the gay community,

be like, hey, why don't we just not do that stuff because we want to make it pretty kid-friendly. Well, the thing is, imagine you're still on the fence about going to pride, and then you're like, wait, this is what it is now? You were on the fence about it going 10 years ago. It was pretty aggressive in Toronto back in the day. I guess it was always been pretty aggressive, yeah. I guess it's always been. And, you know, it is what it is.

If you want your kids to go to that, fine. But it's, like, the part where you're like, we need, like, they couldn't just stop at, like, yeah, yeah, we're going to teach our, we're going to fucking show our kids sex shit when they're seven they go and everyone should yeah yeah like it should be mandatory you're yeah you're homophobic if you don't it was like just do your fucking weird shit bring your kids to your weird shit but you have to they can't but they can't it's the it's the just girl shit you know what i mean yeah they can't just leave it at that um one thing that i was gonna say is uh they had they've had some fucking wild takes lately where there's an article that said parents being urged to ask their babies permission before they change

their nap nappy it's a british article and it came out and it was a video it's a video right yeah i remember this yeah yeah yeah no there's a No, there's a new one. Oh, there's a new one. There's a new one. And it kind of is going viral again. And basically, they go, before they change the baby, they go, you should ask their consent before you pick them up. And you go, the baby can't talk. No.

Basically, their premise is you need to treat the babies like they're kings. their their premise is you need to treat the babies like they're kings if you if any other like uh if aliens came down and they saw like these all the little people the babies and then all these adults hovered around being like may i feed you and may i pick you up may i change your shit please sire sir and but and then you go, why are they doing that? Do they worship the baby? And you're like, quite the contrary. This is for them. Yeah, it's for them.

It's the babies don't understand the concept of consent. Yeah, babies don't understand any of this, but they think adults should do this, so they're trying to set some bizarre example by, you know. Who is the example for? The internet that they made their viral video for. Because like imagine someone's doing that, but like nobody's watching. Like that's like, you know, like you're psychotically asking your baby for consent, but you're like,

there's nobody there to like learn from this example. Nobody's there to learn from your example. But then also when you're in the old age home, because Danny always breaks into the old age home just to check out the talent. And you're not going to just randomly change some lady's diaper without asking. No. So it bleeds into other lives. You start with asking your baby, but then when you broke into the facility to do your deeds.

Do you think that, here's a question. Yeah. Are white men to blame that white women got so out of control? Here's a question. Yeah. Are white men to blame that white women got so out of control? Are we at fault here that, you know, that a lot of dudes have let the flock run wild? They're just like white women are just like hecklers at a comedy show. They just think they're helping.

And I consider Indian women in the same category as white women. White women, yeah. I feel like culturally, Indian women have all the same same sort of especially ones that are here because most a lot of indian women here like they were kind of like rich when they were in india like their family came here so they're like upper class kind of liberals and then they came here and they have all like you know uh college kid white girl politics but they have the extra added thing where they're kind of not white so they can get a little extra a little little extra sassier whereas white girls have to a little bit beyond the defensive but it is uh i mean all this shit's like white girl shit and it's it's i think that all now other other people are all getting involved

in it but i did a uh mckayla peterson's podcast yeah and the day after i did it so i guess you know there's these people that just kind of like watch people on the internet and try to you know they like the reactions yeah the equivalent no no no so the equivalent of like when someone's canceled at like in comedy and then you go to a tour there's people that just like email every venue yeah yeah just being like just so you know this guy like this guy said some bad shit back in the day right yeah yeah so when i did mikaela peterson's thing i had some people message me being like just so you know the petersons bad news yeah so they just like watch jordan peterson and he sent me a message being like hey um i think you should be aware of this but jordan peterson's talking points are linked to Nazism.

And I wrote a whole book about it. Here's a link to the book. I think you should be disassociating with the Petersons. And he wrote a book. Just so you know, he is against compelled speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you go, okay, yeah. Yeah, Hitler also, like he'll say things like, Hitler also said like a country is important or whatever, you know what I mean? Yeah. So he'll say things like hitler also said like a country's important or whatever you know what i mean yeah so he he made a whole like list of uh things that jordan peterson said and why it's the same shit that hitler said and he wrote a whole book about this and he spends his time messaging people on on social media platforms but does he think it's a way to promote his book like is this a guy who's like books not like a self-published book that's not doing i can't imagine this book's so noshing but i'm

saying is he hoping that you read it and go oh shit and then you're like yo everybody check out this book i was wrong you know i was fucking wrong i can't believe i would go on this girl's podcast yeah yeah more like jordan himmler yeah i'm fucking tearing up my university of toronto diploma just because i don't want to be associated with a school that would hire him. Isn't that wild? Yeah. And then I saw this other one. These are like the takes where it's run wild

and probably everyone's involved with it, but it started out from white women and probably a little bit from white men being bitches. Yeah. Like you have to think that, you know what I mean? That's what our body was saying. We were talking about this earlier, but so there's this study that was super interesting and it was a scientific

journal. So, and basically it said, do we think so? Do you know how the idea is, uh, you know, being an activist,

it never ends, right? Because, so they did this study and they said, basically, if we're looking for they did this study and they said basically if we're looking for something and they and they remove the thing people start expanding their definitions of what it is and they did all these scientific studies and they said do we think the problem persists when it become less frequent when the signal the person is looking for becomes rare

the person naturally responds by broadening his or her definition of the signal the so they did the level participation of colors judgment of ethics that's what the two things so they did blue dots and when they started removing the blue dots people's brains started calling purple dots and other dots of other colors uh of uh blue so it's the same thing as when you're looking for when they said threatening faces, for example. So they go when they do threatening faces and then they started saying, OK, how many of these faces look threatening?

And then when they start removing the threatening faces, now that they have the word threatening faces in and they're looking for them, they would find more threatening faces and they would start calling very neutral faces threatening. But in in the opposite they wouldn't have called them neutral so i guess it's the crazy thing is with the dots because you're like here's a blue dot here's a red dot and then they're just like there's no more blue ones and then they're like well that's blue well our brains are easily trickable i mean how many times have you done those puzzles where do you know what i mean it'll be like what color is this and then it tricks your brain and then you go and then it goes put your hand over the other dot and you go no it was red the way that your brain like interfaces with certain colors and colors and chemicals so it

is easy to be able to hack but you can see i mean everyone's seen this but they just did a study that actually proved it which was kind of interesting but they so when you're looking for it everywhere and also the opposite of that is when you think that your thing can solve everything too. So they said queer and trans wisdom is the key to surviving the climate apocalypse. That's what I've been saying, actually. I wrote a blog about it.

So this is what they said. They have lived experience that can help us navigate the climate crisis. Queerness is a rejection of individualism and capitalism and competition. LGBTQ activists have been the front lines of popular resistance movements for collective liberalization,

and we must organize and fight against capitalism, colonialism, and white supremacy. We shall overcome. We shall. So again, it's jamming the causes in. But the climate change thing, i've been seeing some wild climate change takes where it's like clear the weirdest part to this and you go you know china and india the and they go wow that's white supremacy too i guess but yeah i want to see

a black comic too uh you know how that climate be changing like a woke bt comic from the 90s climate be changing it's kind of the answer to everything though that's what i was saying when Like a woke BET comic from the 90s? Climate be changed! It's kind of the answer to everything, though. That's what I was saying. When you find... It's also the solution for everything, where it's like, hey, how do I open this jar? Collective bargaining.

Queerness. What? What are you talking about? It's just kind of the catch-all answer for everything. Queerness? I know. Queerness helps everything. The NFL?

Queerness, yeah. Do you think there's an article somewhere about queerness and how queerness can fix climate change? It must be. That's what it is, yeah. It must be like. That's essentially what they're proposing. I saw some, but the other wild global warming takes,

they said fat shaming is like a huge contributor. And the reason they said, which is like, how do you not realize this is funny when you're reading it? guess guess what you think it is sorry fat say this again so fat phobia is like a contributing factor to climate change to climate change i'm trying to think because it wouldn't be it would be one thing if there wasn't fat phobia and then they'd be eating more and that would be like increasing yeah you'd think that a little bit. Yeah. The carbon footprint and stuff.

Cause there's more. Okay. So what the reason is, is because of fat phobia, all the models are skinny. Yeah. So when all the fat people buy clothes, they have to buy the wrong sizes and then they throw out their clothes.

So it's because of fast fashion, there's more clothes getting thrown out. They have to make more clothes. So they're making more clothes and then there's more because the models are too skinny and fat people order the wrong size and then also maybe the fat people are like because of the fat phobia they're eating even more yeah so there's like fat phobia makes them eat more and then another one i had good headline white people are bad for the environment i mean it is getting hot they are bad for the environment i mean it is getting hot they are bad for the environment well so because the activist stuff we were talking about the our buddy sent us this too but an interesting point is the

more people live at home than ever before in that wild? But does that count? That's not counting COVID. It's counting COVID. See, with that, I'll say, because they have all these in the stock market and the economy right now, they have all these things being like, you know,

inflation's crazy. And you're like, yes, if you shut everything down and then reopen it, yeah, you're going to have these crazy spikes. Well, inflation's because of just printing.

When a problem comes along, you must print it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying, like, also, you know. Print it printing. When a problem comes along, you must print it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying like also, you know. Print it. Print it good. Or whatever. Fucking airline travel is up a thousand percent.

You're like, yeah, because it was at zero. No, I understand that component. But anyways, that's all I'm asking is. But it is still up regardless. So it's highest ever right now since the Great Depression. But even without COVID, it was still at a like 50 rate and it went up the most in white dudes so that's the italian though because that doesn't count no well that's what i'm saying it almost like because uh if you make it a race thing it's

like it essentially covid essentially turned everyone filipino or italian yeah that's like the thing where you live at your home till you're 100 years old yeah in july 52 of young adults who resided with one or both parents up from 47 in february but if you when you and i'm not i actually don't take the i know there's a lot of uh you know okay boomer conservatives that their take on it is always and i i have people i know that are older that they're you know they're kind of always just like you know young people are kind of snowflake losers you know what i mean and they don't want to look at their participation in that like we have to evaluate our participation and not keeping the chicks the flock yeah yeah of course but there is you go well yeah because you fucking get worse jobs at a university house houses are a million

times more money you know you need to kind of be rich to live in new york and maybe you don't get to live in new york maybe you live in fucking somewhere else but the prospects aren't as good no especially if you're not one of the you know like when they're helping women more and so many people are saddled with fucking a big thing is like all these people were told go get a huge college education that's the key to prosperity and then it's actually the key to just like indentured servitude for the rest of your life right and it's actually worth jack shit exactly so i think it fucking irritates me when you see these kind of like 55 year olds they'll like pull yourself up from the bootstraps types that are talking about young people and they're like you know oh like they're just lazy and this and that and you're just like well why why do you think that is it's like they do the

same thing as fucking aoc where they think people don't move on incentives you know what i mean yeah you go oh like everyone's genetic makeup didn't just change sure there's some of this like fucking woke stuff that infected it but it's like well where does that stuff come from it comes from people don't you know when do people start being activists it's been they don't have as big a prospect and also people were lied to about how things work you know and they're not even that they were lied to it the like how things work changed like the fact is is like you know when we were in high school there'd be like the you know there'd be like the whatever the like two different classes and you know some kids would do like the trades classes and they would be seen as the dumber kids whereas all

those kids are guaranteed like on average doing better than all the kids no i'm just saying financially right guaranteed pussy but also i guarantee you they're doing better financially. Well, that's the old saying. And it was before everybody's like, no, you don't want to be like a plumber or an electrician. You want to go get some sick office job. And you're like, yeah, those people who went to get that sick office job don't have that job and have $200,000 in debt. That plumber or that electrician makes $140,000 a year and doesn't have any debt. Have you heard the saying, does the doctor ever catch up to the plumber or that electrician makes 140 grand a year and doesn't have any debt. Have you heard the saying, does the plumber, the doctor ever catch up to the plumber?

No. Well, the idea is that, so if you're a plumber and you're making like a hundred grand a year, let's say, I don't know what the exact figures are. Let's say you're a doctor making 300 grand a year, 250 grand a year. So you're a, uh, if you're a plumber, you do a paid apprenticeship when you're 18 and then by 21, you're making that money. Right? So let's say a plumber, you do a paid apprenticeship when you're 18. And then by 21, you're making that money, right? So let's say first year is 50 grand, 50 grand, 50 grand. Then let's put you at 100.

So by the time you're 30, starting from 18, you've made a million one, right? The doctor, they're in school for seven years. The doctor, they're in school for seven years. So they leave school at 26, 27 with, in a lot of cases, what? Half a million dollars worth of debt? Easy. Okay, so they paid a half a million. Some of them leave later. I had a friend who's an anesthesiologist.

He wasn't done until he was like 30 or 31. Right. Okay, so let's say you start at 30 with like 800 grand debt. And the plumber's starting at 30 with a million in the bank and not in the bank but they've made but they've made yeah hurting so i mean obviously like you know so the differential now is 150 a year and their differential is closing in on two mil so at 150 year catch up and that's you know these figures could be you know you could jig them a little either way maybe we go down just 80 for the plumber maybe we that's, you know, these figures could be, you know, you could jig them a little either way. Maybe we go down to 80 for the plumber.

Maybe we go up to, you know, 350 for the doctor. And we can make it 200 grand a year. So differential. So if we go 200 grand differential and we're catching up to $2 million, now it's still taking, you know, 11, 12 years. So it's still, the plumber is richer than the doctor until about 43. Yeah. And then for sure. Also factor in, like, wouldn't necessarily be a factor. 12 years so it's still the plumber is richer than the doctor until about 43 yeah and then for sure also factor in like wouldn't necessarily be a factor but like if you were the plumber and

you somehow got like a loan at the same interest rate that the doctor is getting and you invested that money we can yeah it would be huge yeah so if you get a low interest loan that you can like invest for that period like even in something fairly, it's like that would be huge. Yeah, I think so. If you include all that stuff. So there is like the incentive structure for people is lined up where you go. The not cynical view is, you know, you say that if you're sitting in your house, you go, no, this is just people that think they could help. And that's what you get involved.

The more cynical view is like, yeah, there is not a lot of possibilities. help and that's what you get involved the more cynical view is like yeah there's not a lot of possibilities and you don't want to deal with like the failure of basically not achieving these dreams in a in a world where you know you're looking at everyone that uh you know everyone that is rich or successful and all that sort of shit so then it's the same as like joining the army you go okay well if i this, it's not about me. And I can not be failing at what I decided I was going to do. And it's that idea of, you know, sorry. I guess all these people are in the Doge army now.

Sorry, I'm not moving out, mom. I'm fighting for my country and the culture war. Doing my part. But that's what he was sort of saying. It's like when you look at look for things aren't that aren't there and again so those things are there i think you know like that people fucking millennials were sold a bad dream that's why i'm always a little when everyone just like unabashedly shits on millennials you're like that's why the next generation will do better it's because

they saw it's like the same reason why if you saw your mom go to fucking university and take out a billion dollar loan and she's working at some bar you're not going to do that saw your mom go to fucking university and take out a billion dollar loan and she's working at some bar you're not going to do that your mom's gonna be like hey probably not a good idea but it takes a generation to correct absolutely and sometimes it's more of like it's not even between got screwed like any sort of malevolence it's just like the rules sometimes of how things work change on the fly and you just get like you kind of are just have bad timing yes but it's one of those things where it's like i'll sort of that's one thing that i kind of agree with the criticism of and

then people will be like well whatever you're doing fine like whatever and you're just like yeah because i'm fucking sick because i'm sick like women because just like women we're fucking sick no it was a bad deal, right? Yeah, of course. And again, you can even say- I mean, the fact that student debt somehow, I think it's not in Canada, but in America it is, where they set it up so even in bankruptcy, you don't discharge your student debt. So it's actual indentured servitude.

Yeah, it is. You have to work off this debt, and the only way out of it is death. To the fucking banks. Yeah. Literally. But his point originally that I kept almost saying was they'll find like things like toxic masculinity in a society that has the lowest testosterone of any country in history. I know.

Isn't that funny? Yeah. But it's true. It's like they go, oh, look at all this toxic masculinity. You go, this is the lowest testosterone country in probably the history of the world. Or maybe there's a few other fucking western countries that have a similar level of low t low t where we're the actually the highest testosterone of any podcast in history oh easily we literally have a guy coming here before every episode and just give us a testosterone

replacement yeah yeah it went to get the covet test and i just got fucking uh injected with yeah they gave you code testosterone and stuff they just give me a fucking tea i have i carry a card around that says i got three doses of fucking tea this week someone asked me they go hey can i see your covid test you also you're my fucking vax card i got vax from fucking being a cuck um speaking of cucks before we kind of wrap this up Danny had the fucking best thing ever um okay I don't know if you know what I'm gonna tell you I don't even know no Danny's little birthday gag oh my god this is so funny okay you tell us okay so basically I went I was before you even say it you this story happened and so the pieces got put together from other people and then i was in my house like working

on my computer on other stuff and i just kept like putting down my computer to chuckle to myself it was good it was honestly what fucking so basically i was out with my girl um we were at this restaurant. It was like this really weird. So it's in Williamsburg. Nothing like you expect. It's a Thai restaurant, but it's like huge. It's a huge restaurant.

Stays open really late. Like the restaurant, which is why the kitchen, which is why we went. But it's like all dinner. Like, yeah. But like all these like it's a really weird scene. It's like kind of like a club, but it's kind of like a bit ratchety like it's not like nice but the whole thing is bizarre so anyways we're in there we're fucking eating and you keep seeing people have these like they have this big like birthday celebration where they bring you this crazy sparkler and they have this like sign

and they come and and then people take photos or whatever so i saw i remember before i thinking i'm like man a lot of birthdays here tonight right like I kept thinking that so anyways then I'm uh we're eating my girl goes to the bathroom come back I'm just eating and then fucking they're at the table and they're like and I literally go like with the spark and I go to the guy go hey uh she's instagram I literally go it's not my birthday and then I turn to her and she's filming me I go all right you got punk I got punk I got literally punk so she's filming it big prankster Ashton Kutcher huge prankster huge prankster they're filming and I'm like okay whatever I just watch the thing and they bring you these two shitty shots right there you go and then she goes she goes and the funny thing is she goes I was

actually hoping that they would bring us dessert she wanted free dessert right this was her big scam she goes I thought she was gonna bring us hoping for dessert and i'm like whatever i'm like whatever jamie kenney experiment danny's life yeah that's my life right and i go okay whatever we had our two shots that was fine bill comes they charge us for the shots and the fireworks so and the thing is like i'm taking her out so then she plays this prank on me which i now have to pay for this shitty prank. And that's why I'm like, oh. And we're watching it because it's Instagram stories. Yeah, because we're on Instagram stories.

Group chats are lighting DPM. Oh, lighting it up. And the funny thing is, so I guess what happens is because, so people see that other people are doing it and they see it so much that they're like, oh, I want this too. So I think everybody's like,

hey, it's my friend's birthday. And then they get stuck with the bill so it's like a racket for this thai restaurant where they know that it's not everybody's birthday they saw a sucker white man but because they're getting charged they're charging for it they're like sure it's like this ain't your fucking uh western and then i was giving her shit because i was like man so i i gotta pay for this and the whole meal on my fake birthday danny's white rage was acting up i was like did you get white rage when that happened no i was fucking red in the face that's what my white rage people always talk about white rage my white rage acts up the most when i'm paying for something for a girl oh this was i'm like part of me would

be like okay like i'll pay for the meal, but this prank is on you. I'm like, can we split? Did you split it? No. No. He never got to cockpit. Can we split it? I go, just charge her for the birthday stuff.

Oh, my God. That's so. I should have. In hindsight. It's incredible. In hindsight, I should have been like, yeah, yeah, we're going to split it, but not actually splitting it down the middle. Just charge her for the birthday stuff.

If I was you, I very well might have told her to delete the story immediately, and I'm never telling anyone. We die with this information. No. If I was you, I very well might have told her to delete the story immediately. And I'm never telling anyone this. We die with this information. No. Actually, the fact that I had to pay for it, I had to get fin cucked for it. It was actually funny. I go, that's actually hilarious that I have to pay for this dumbass thing.

You got fin cucked. Yeah. I'm like, that was the part where I go, oh, this is actually pretty funny. Because before that, I was like, you know, we've all been to restaurants where someone goes. You got fin cuck goes like everybody's been to a restaurant with some friends and they go it's his birthday you know like remember like a fucking in in canada like shoeless joes or whatever like one of those shitty restaurants and they have like a helmet and they get a free piece of pie you get a free fucking whatever everybody's been there where they say their friend is it's their birthday and they do this big birthday celebration but the fact that I had to pay for it. It's incredible.

Amazing. Me and Danny were loving the idea of like, when girls are bugging you to pay for stuff, and you're just like, okay, you didn't even do the laundry. Or you didn't even make dinner today. It's just like, we just eventually go up to the girl, and you go, what do you do here? That's right, office space.

Yeah, office space. What do you do here? Do you mind out of office space. The office space. What do you do here? Do you mind if I talk to you for a second? We just said, me and the boys are talking, and what do you do here? You ever think anybody's broken up with a girl just as a funny goof, just that way? Just huge office space fan. Not really into the girl. No, I talk to the Uber Eats people so you don't have to with your credit card.

What do you do here classic film and fuck we have so much still to go through but we're going to go over to the Patreon but I have one more theory and again patreon.com slash the boys cash thank you to everyone

that's been supporting us appreciate it i gotta pay for these fucking dumb ass pranks yeah the dumb ass pranks and also danny uh is gonna be moderating the the discord we just started that yeah we're gonna be fucking in the discord yeah we got a lot of get on in there we're gonna set that up or it's set up but i thought i wanted to tell everyone my john mulaney theory because it's pretty good. It's not about him. I actually think John Mulaney's a pretty funny dude. But we were talking about, we were with a girl at the stand

with Silver and some other people. And the girl was like, she was like, oh, I really like John Mulaney because it's not like vulgar. It's kind of what her argument was. And I thought I had the bet i had a take i had a point that everyone was pretty happy with that i was happy with myself with basically this is the best way to describe like the different types of comedians so i'd say people like us kind

of on stage do comedy like how you hang out with your boys so comedy like you would joke around with your boys and john mulaney does comedy like you would do with your boys but your wives are there too oh yeah and your boys do improv like they're like theater like you know we're still having a fun time but like the chicks are here so yeah yeah we're not gonna say everything we yeah yeah yeah it's a very it's you know we're all having a good time but it's all it's a little it's above board yeah yeah totally you're not gonna it's, you know, we're all having a good time, but it's all, it's a little, it's above board. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. You're not going to, it's like if one of your boys got too graphic about a sex story, everyone would be like, what are you doing? Totally. Yeah.

Yeah. But that, that's what we were making fun of. Cause, and the one thing that I do is I don't really do cheating jokes. That's my one, like that I don't talk about that. I'm probably that maybe you would do those jokes with the boys, but cause I, cause it's tables and i feel like it is a disservice when to the guy yeah it always makes me feel weird maybe the guy's had a thing the girl yeah but we are joking we know a guy that's a comic and he'll do jokes he'll be

in the state he'll be on the stage and be like you know when you be cheating on your girl and everyone in the crowd's like what are you doing no he's the worst because he'll literally be like this guy knows what i'm talking about this guy knows that i'm talking about come on every dude here be cheating yeah girl how many times he'd be cheating you know when he says he's just running to the store for a minute he'd be cheating everyone's like what the fuck are you doing yeah he'll literally be like you don't believe me look let's give her your phone right now give her your phone right now give her your phone right now prove it prove everyone's in the front row like no no yeah but straight up he's like give her your phone right now unlock it let's right now prove it prove you're not cheating everyone's in the front row like no no no yeah but straight up he's like give me your phone right now

unlock it let's prove you're not cheating it's like just who's Melinda like he's like no no no no and you're like and then she's like

why wouldn't you give the comedian your phone where are you hiding it's ridiculous everyone leaves the comedy called like what the fuck because it's like

getting pussy comedy that's why he's kind of like yeah it's me fucking trying to fuck your girl comedy yeah yeah yeah totally like making her jealous like

revenge fucking me for implying that you're cheating it is the least for the boys comedy I have ever experienced in my life yeah that's not cool

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