The Boyscast with Ryan Long - #78 DE-FUND AIRLINES

Episode Date: August 6, 2021

A Nightmare Trip Back to Canada, Olympics Drama Right and Left, Da Baby is getting yelled at, The Boys Hit the Horsetracks, and CNN is writing tigerbeat style articles about Trump. SUPPORT THE SPONSOR AT: http://fitbod.me/boyscast  Extra Episode as always at patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we're gonna live forever, but we're gonna live forever And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys Boys! Back from Canada Fuck yeah, Air Canada could not keep me away from the boys cast Yeah, Danny slid in like Indiana Jones after a weekend of just getting polluted.

Oh, dude. Just getting tuned. Fucking just filling the body up with filth, eh? Oh, yeah. That was a fun little rip. So me and Danny went back to Canada. And the airport was one of the worst experiences I've ever had in my entire life. Yeah.

And then Danny on the way back well dude so it's like the funniest thing is so just to fill people in so you land in pearson airport right now this is the thing you go through your customs they make you show them your negative test even though you showed them a different the negative test like head of pfizer john pfizer puts a dildo in your ass personally then pulls it out makes you taste it. He goes, you like the taste of that? Yeah, that's the taste of socialism. And then go to customs.

They let you in. Then you have to go. They like herd you like cattle, essentially, make you do all this stuff, get a COVID test. They let you go. And anyway, so then I go to leave yesterday to come back to the freest nation on Earth, America. And literally, i'm handing like the fucking border guard or whatever the u.s border guard he's like literally typing my shit in right and he goes i need your your uh boarding pass or whatever so i pull out my phone and taxes says your flight's been canceled i go uh the flight's been canceled he goes oh okay well uh

he's like i can't i can't process you if you don't have a flight not ever so he goes he goes i gotta and that's the whole thing because they say you're in america at that point like when i'm at that guy's booth he's like for all intents and purposes in america brother no literally he goes i'm in america he's like oh okay he goes i gotta take you back to canada i go all right like literally says that he goes i gotta take you back to canada i go okay so then i go to like the gate lady and she was trying to get me on your flight there was a dude who was a pilot trying to get on your flight and like he couldn't get on and i was like packed flight yeah so i was like ah this isn't looking good so then she's like no technically actually wasn't in canada i was still in america even though i was clearly in

downtown toronto or whatever miss saga and then she's like okay i'm gonna take you back to canada but so then they spit you out where we came into canada for the whole like going back into customs so you gotta do the whole fucking the whole thing and i was at that point i was like if they make me get tests right now i'm gonna go full kevin soldo you're gonna peak like our buddy you're moving out into the middle of nowhere literally i was like give me a twenty thousand dollar fine a day i'm not getting you're gonna be only going into town to bat anyone wearing a mask basically i was like in my mind i was full like gonna grab like handcuffs from like a cop cuff myself to a radiator being like i'm not leaving just let me go home like i was dude i was fucking and then the craziest thing is so now they don't do the tests anymore it It's just a take-home test.

All that in a weekend. And none of it makes sense in the first place. So the whole thing is you need to have a test, and then you need to test 24 hours before, and then you get to the airport, and then they make you test again, but they don't make you wait for the results, so you just go home. And so all of this, it's all they just have the most dangerous people that are all making rules and none of them make sense because you go okay well if i just got tested yeah and then they send you in quarantine so on the way back so if you're i get tested to

come in then i get tested at the airport then you're supposed to be in quarantine why when i got to the airport would i need a second test so if you go to and you go to places to get the test like shoppers drug mart and you get there and they go oh well uh so Danny goes to the first place and they go have you been out of the country in 15 days and he goes yeah we can't do the test and you go well I'm supposed to get a test well I told them so I say hey I'm like I need this test also I'm like my trip is for less than 14 days. And they go, well, it isn't anymore. Yeah, well, they go, we're sorry. We can't give you a test. Like, in my mind, I'm like, like in Canada, it's like CVS. There's a Shoppers Drug Mart on every corner.

So I go, like, I'm just going to go to a different Shoppers Drug Mart, and they're going to do it for me. Yeah, and you did. Like, whatever. And I did. And I'm like, whatever you think you're doing here. No, they all, like, everyone everyone there all the people that work at that place is they've all got like strong hall monitor energy right so they can't wait like when you when

you leave he's gonna call his girlfriend and be like i just shut this fucking fat podcaster down so hard dude should have seen his face guy's trying to fucking spread covid all over the world and i yeah yeah i stopped him i did my stopped him I actually had a really annoying one the first one that I went to so I for so I've got a flight at two and I've got to get this test the whole thing is nuts right so I go to the first the shoppers drug mart and they're like oh we don't take tests and I was like well could you tell me which ones I can go to and he's like well maybe these ones I don't know and I go well they were no none of them are answering my calls and he goes I go I've been calling all morning and no one's answering my calls and my flights in two hours.

So I need a test or whatever. And he goes, yeah, I mean, if you probably, if you keep calling, they'll probably answer eventually. I go, yeah, that's your advice. He goes, they'll probably, they'll probably answer eventually. If you keep calling. I was like, I was about to be like, listen, pal, I'll tell you what's going to fucking turkey.

You're going to walk over to that fucking computer. You're going to get me those. No, no, no. Look at me. Look at my eyes. When I talk to you, look at to be a fucking turkey. You're going to walk over to that fucking computer. You're going to get me those. No, no, no. Look at me. Look at my eyes when I talk to you. Look at me. You're going to walk over there. No, no, no.

Don't look at her. You look at me. I was so fed up. And everything in there is like a movie, right? Everyone's got hazmat suits on. So you get out of the thing. Oh, at the airport. Honestly, yeah.

It was like literally. We're coming from Miami where it's over. And I go go everyone's wearing a hazmat suit no one you know you look at someone and they're like hey i i heard the the new uh canada post said that you know i i uh contact can give you a new strain it's an old reference but have you ever seen the movie uh i think congo the michael crichton movie where it's like with the ebola scare it's basically like how it was in Congo. Yeah. The Ebola where you're like every, you know, you're, you're, you're essentially to them,

you have a disease that if they touch you will kill them. That's how they act. That's how they act. Yeah. It really is. It's the, it's the standard government thing where they probably just have five different people making rules and this is what they do with everything.

Right. And they're like, okay, well, why don't we do this? And be like, okay, why don't we do this and be like okay why don't we do this and they're like i just do it all and you go well they call they they you if you just get a test and you're in quarantine why would you need another test and they go ah stop asking me not to mention stop throwing all this ah stop up with all these words the test that we go you never could be too safe and you go that doesn't make sense yeah it's like saying that you need to put your seatbelt on and you need to have a helmet on even if your car is parked. And you go, well, if my car is parked, why would I do it? And they go, ah!

They're literally like, you want a ticket or not? Yeah, that's the whole thing. And then on top of it, it really reminds me of. Also, the test that they make you get at Shoppers to get into America, they do not accept to get into Canada. They will literally turn you away with i know i'm uh i have to do a layover in montreal and i had to fucking put in here no i had to hear all these french guys talking that insult to injury i'm already sort of peeved i mean not as peeved as danny because danny was like i gotta fucking they wouldn't let danny in lubed up reminds me me of when I was thinking about when you couldn't get in.

It's like the video we did that came out a couple days ago about how girls can rationalize everything. When I was first moving to New York, I kept getting flights canceled. And it was so easy for you to be like, either you could be like, this is a sign that America doesn't want me to come, or you could be like, this is the world testing me to make sure I really want to come. You could spin it. You could spin anything that happens.

My girl was literally, she's like, why are you freaking out? And I'm like, do you think freaking out? I'm being tested right now. But I'm like, do you think freaking out is the reasonable response to this like minimal adversity is like losing your mind?

Dude, I was on the phone for three hours and 40 minutes. They tried to send me to Montreal. That was the thing too. So they go, the only flight you have, we have available for you after three hours and 40 minutes they tried to send me to montreal that was the thing too so they go the only flight you have we have available for you after three hours on the phones ago we're gonna send you to mont first off the woman goes how do you feel about going to philly she goes we get you to philly tomorrow i go yeah i'm not going to philly you should have gone to philly and then you could have taken a train home they were gonna land me at philly tonight at 9 p.m yeah oh tonight at night no no not yesterday no no literally they go yeah the border's closed we could get you to a different city tomorrow night

i'm not even kidding they go best we could do dude i'm not even kidding you i was at the airport yesterday looking at trains because i wonder if i should hop on a train and yeah because i was like you know we got we got well is there any if you think about it there's not probably the airport's the worst service in probably history the government's the worst service in probably history. The government's the worst at organizing anything. You put those two together where you go, you know what? You know the normal airport, how much of a nightmare it is already? Let's get a government body in there doing a bunch of shit. Yeah, and not to mention Air Canada is essentially backstopped by the government.

So they're like, whatever the fuck we want. It was a mess. French dudes all have short guy syndrome too. You know when you're at Carabana? Have you ever been when Carabana used to come to Toronto? And it was like everyone's kind of looking to fight. You have to walk around and just look at the floor. Because you look at them and say, why are you looking at me?

I go, I got to look somewhere. That's what French guys are all like that with their girlfriends. Because they're all like four foot four. All just direct descendants of Napoleon. All fucking tiny people. You're sitting in your chair. And the guy's there with his like, and the French girls are kind of hot too, right?

So you take a peek and the French guy's like, is there a problem? They're all like looking at you, air smoking because they can't get cigarettes. The one thing it was kind of making me think of is, you know the government, like it's like they screw everything up and then they blame it on you.

Like even, you know, the residential school stuff, right right like all of the shit where they basically like had these schools made everyone go there murdered them all and molested all these kids and stuff like that yeah and the ones that got molested were the lucky ones right right and then the government's now come out and they'll be like can you believe white people did this and it was like you mean it was you the government it was literally you guys well they tried this? And it was like, you mean it was you, the government, it was literally you guys. Well, they tried to be a private citizen. Like,

and there was a Pope and that was before church and state got separated. They go, the Pope needs to come to Canada, but the church and state being together as two dangerous organizations was the same as like, I honestly think it was still better than air Canada and state coming together. It's another crazy thing that I saw? All the molesting they did? No, another deflection of it, though, is that I was actually reading, like, I think on my way into Canada or, like, just around there last week.

So I guess the residential school system started in the U.S. Yeah. And, like, they just don't talk about it here because they just can't. There's so many other things that have more, like, power right now and more that are, like, more important. Well, they're not a voting bloc here block here well they're just not trying to get yeah but they like had the same thing where like tons of kids like hundreds of thousands of kids taken from the family yeah i'm sure they have the mass graves the whole thing but so now they're trying to be like well you know we only learned about these things even the the idea of them because they went on like a fact

finding mission to america they're still trying to be like blame everybody else to be like other than the government they're like well we went to amer. Other than the government. They're like, well, we went to America. America did it, so that's where we got the idea. Then there's the Catholic Church. Who's they? Who's doing that? The Canadian government. He's literally doing that. Have you ever seen that sketch? This was like an old maybe a Mad TV or SNL, but this

was like 40 years ago. It wasn't 40 years ago. It was whenever OJ trial was happening. OJ's lawyer goes on and he goes, point to the guy that you think did it. And then he ducks. Yeah. That's what Justin Trudeau is doing. That's what Matt TV is doing.

Justin Trudeau is going, he's going up there and he goes, listen, point to the guy that you think, you know, caused this, you know, point to the organization you think caused the residential schools.

And then he points to the government, and he ducks and he goes, the Pope, huh? Cause there's like an Italian guy, Guido there. Or he puts on a Pope mask and he goes the pope huh because there's like an italian guy guido there or he puts on a cross on puts on a pope mask and he goes this guy yeah he jets over there he puts on a pope mat and he goes got it white people and they're like the guy it was you guys the canadian government but dude yeah they're fucking i'm not happy with

it okay well okay listen these people suck and pfizer they're trying to say listen we want to give you a third dose. And I'm like, listen, you guys can have a third dose of my cock. I don't know. I was texting you today, too. So back home, I wanted to get a little taste of what's going on. Yeah, but besides that, just what's happening on TV and the radio. First off, I was in my hotel.

So they gave me a hotel. Thank you, Air Canada. Literally, the worst part, too, part too is i go yeah you guys need to like put me up i'm not going back to wherever they gave him a motel and they gave him a schedule they're like two we got two guys coming through the craziest thing is one guy wants the one lady the boyfriend experience the one lady literally says she goes yeah like we can't give you a hotel we only provide that if uh your flight's delayed by weather and i'm like no that should be the only reason why you wouldn't because weather's not your fault i'm like this literally the reason they gave is to go hey we like couldn't get a crew together so yeah i can't apply you it's like yeah you've staffed it wrong or something but um so i

turned on the tv literally an this is like yesterday an episode of comedy at club 54 from 1995 was on TV. And you're like, yeah, no wonder a comedy is not doing great in Canada. You're literally showing like two open micers who were doing like a set in Burlington in 95 and you're still airing it. There is my favorite there where the guy, he was, he was, he was a guy whose whole thing was he did crowd work and he was like famous back in the day. And I, there was this competition there and it was, was they give you 200 bucks to win it and it was one of those things where i

would just treat it like a gig where you get 200 bucks because like three or four times and it was audience vote yeah so three or four times i just drove out to burlington did this competition and like walked home with 200 bucks to the point where they're like you have to stop coming but the guy used to make me laugh because this whole thing was crowd work, right? And he would say, but all of it was stock crowd work. So he would say things like this. Impression guy? Yeah, yeah.

I don't want to. It was one of the Club 54 guys, but he would go like this. He'd go, hey, where are you guys from? And they'd be like, you know, Hamilton. And he goes, you know, we got running water now. Like Hamilton's the equivalent of like someone saying oh i'm from manhattan the guy being like i'm from brooklyn he goes you know i got right he had it in the can the guy could have said new york city like yeah i know i could have been like i'm from chicago he goes oh you know

he got running water he had it in he had it queued up in the queue coming out yeah and then his other one but then i saw he flubbed on one and i'll never forget this one he was talking to this couple there and the guys there right and he goes guys some you know drink let's like uh you know got blue on it or something right the kind of place that would serve like a slushy drink yeah yeah of course he goes uh what's that drink there and he goes oh it's like uh uh whatever like a cosmopolitan, whatever. And he goes, how many have you been? How many have you drank? And the guy goes, four, I think we had. And he goes,

what are you, gay? That's what he came up with. This is after asking three. He was prying to ask three questions. None of those really give me an answer to one of my go-to things yeah yeah none of his go-to dip into the go-to i mean funny the other one there and our other buddy this guy he does comedy out west right like it's just a real like our west boy right and he's he's like a road dog 50 years old and he goes he he goes he's doing a motorcycle joke right and he, anyone here got a motorcycle? And one guy goes, yeah, I got one.

He goes, what kind of, what are you riding? What are you riding? And the guy goes, I'm riding like a Yamaha, something, something, something. And he goes, sweet ride, sweet ride. So anyways. Yeah, he's like, he's literally just trying to find a friend. He just stopped talking. Yeah, he's just trying to find a buddy.

How long, how long you been riding that? Ah, you know, I've been riding it for a while. Ah, you got to ride, got to ride. So anyways, Uber is very fucking wild. The best part is I went and looked at their website because I was like, are they still doing comedy? And then you look at their roster and it's like, a couple of people we know, but then literally like, just the people who are doing it in, you know, 95

and they're just like still kicking around. I was loving the idea of me and Paul were talking so much this weekend about um when you're doing crowd work there's nothing more condescending than calling someone little man like we you go to someone you go in the crowd you go uh you know uh anyone drinking tonight a little man are you having any drinks tonight that was the uh little man that was with tucker carlson with that guy in montana like all the conservative people were like do you see how he owned him when he called him son? The guy was like 100 pounds heavier than him and like six inches taller.

He goes, listen up, son. And everybody's like, oh, Tucker. They put on the glasses. Cool guy glasses or whatever. And they're like, he called him son. That's a loving little man. But oh, you know what? Before we even talk about that stuff,

one thing that I should mention is me and Danny, we've made the decision that in an act of bravery, we will both be quitting the podcast in solidarity with Simone Bile. Is it Biles? Biles. Just to focus on our mental health. To focus on our mental health.

Are we going to replace them with women or just empty chairs? Empty chairs and just like a women's fist. A women's fist. Fisting some fucking male athlete who showed up. They're going to be fisting the patriarchy. It'll be a guy. It'll be Al Bundy and he'll have a shirt on that says the patriarchy and just a fist up his ass. Making him say stuff he doesn't want to say.

Like, yes, I will eat you out, peg. Yes, pig. Yeah, yes, I will eat you out, Peg. Yes, Peg. Yeah, yes, Peg. Also, you know, I just want to give a shout out to other people who did the same thing, like a guy who quit high school. I mean, look, if you ask me, it's about, it goes Obama, then her,

and then I think that's it. Yeah. The whole thing is, with Simone Biles, everybody has been trying to make this narrative for a long time. Everyone's pushing it. But where they go, mental health is the same as physical health. They keep saying that.

They go, yeah, you know, it's like you have a problem with your shoulder. Like, it's the same as if you have a problem with your brain. It's another thing. And then you go, okay, well, if someone backs out of the Olympics because their shoulder hurts, you don't, like, applaud them. You go, that sucks, and you move on with your life. But now they're trying to switch it back to being like, this is different it's so funny because it's just one of those things we're like i don't even know what she thinks she may just be going with the flow on this it's like girls are more likely to pull out of things they pull it they're more likely to put

on comedy shows they're more likely to pull things that's just this situation yeah everyone knows that but it's like the narrative where this bravery and it's almost like you watch on the internet you're like, what is this world where half the people are like, this girl's brave, and half the people are like, actually, she's not. And you go, how did we get here?

I'm like, yeah. How did we get here as a society? Who gives a shit? She couldn't finish. Who gives a fucking shit? I'm literally like, if she can't compete for whatever reason, she just can't do it.

I don't know. It's like, sports are hard. Yeah. Imagine you had like a big speech that you were going to give her with something. And the day before you like dropped out and just be like, OK, do you know how many people have like, you know, the different misfired in a major moment in sports because like the pressure was so great, which is a real thing. Of course.

You know, and they go, yeah, the pressure was you couldn't handle the pressure. It's like you don't quit because of it. You just say like, yeah, I couldn't. I did feel like with the bravery bravery it was one of those things where you know when you make they make you care about women's words you always say but like it really is like you're trying to goat me right like you're trying to goad us into something where you're like isn't she so good for that doesn't she rule isn't that even better than if she did win and you're like what are you doing right now what is this what are you up to yeah like if you're it's like if your girlfriend if you it's like if your

girlfriend came home and there was like a dude that like she worked with or something and you were all hanging out and she came home and she goes wasn't uh wasn't uh tommy like super funny you know like oh he was okay you go he's just such a smart guy. So funny. What is this? What's going on here? What the fuck are you up to? Yeah. Are you mad? What is this? You know, that's what it feels like with this shit.

I don't buy. I don't buy that. You think that. What are you doing? The funniest is every time a Stanley Cup. Trying to get those rage clicks. Every time a Stanley Cup final ends, there's like, there's always once the Stanley Cup finals over, there's always like a thing.

He goes, yeah, this guy was playing with a broken leg.. He goes, yeah, this guy was playing with a broken leg. Literally every year they go, this guy was playing with a broken leg. Or like a broken foot blocking a shot or like whatever. And then you're like, and he played through it and we're all like, great. But imagine he's like, yeah, Shea Weber, he couldn't play, he was sad.

Stressed. Yeah, he goes, he couldn't finish the stanley cup finals he just just wasn't feeling feeling a little sad all right well it's like the blue i mean like totally like if that's the case like fine i don't know it's just like you you had the blues well i remember when we were doing when we were doing ryan long as challenge, it was Max's grandmother died or whatever, right? Which sucks. But if that was a girl's grandmother that died, I would be like, fuck, we're going to have to cancel this shoot. You know what I mean?

Yeah, of course. I would literally be like, okay, what are our options? Call in the place. But with him, I was just like, oh, shit, that sucks, dude. And I'm just like, so? And he's like, yeah, obviously, I'm coming. Okay, fucking. oh shit that sucks dude and i'm just like so and he's like yeah obviously i'm coming okay okay fucking like oh phew like i was like for a second there i was like okay you're not gonna be a bitch about this right like we can't have to cancel a twenty thousand dollar shoot because

your grandma died goldfish died you were probably like you are we gonna have to cancel fucking cancellation insurance or goldfish i was watching there was some funny, like, it is funny to watch the sort of articles that they're putting out there with the Olympics. I got a few funny ones. That was pretty funny. The one thing was I got a few funny ones. I got a few funny ones. Pretty funny, funny, funny, funny stuff. But the point, the first one that's making me laugh is, you know,

when people get caught doing the back to backs that are hypoc are hypocritical that's probably one of my favorite things but one of the big ones there was uh i've been calling this out forever it kind of relates to what we were saying about the blowjob stuff last week but basically they had a they had a whole big article being like men sexualizing olympians and why it's so misogynistic and then someone just posted like a three things of like why the asian rowing team is so hot to try like a dude with his shirt off you know what i mean and all this stuff and it was just like yeah you fucking liars and then um i saw one where it was just like out of all the articles it was just such a weird thing to pick it said this was vice bro this goes, this woman boxer just brought home a historic silver for the Philippines.

And it was just like, hey, here's this. This girl won silver for Philippines. Like a different country. Yeah, it's like there's a whole female thing. Like it's like there's how's that? Why? Just because they've never had that. I don't know.

But it's like that's a different country. It's not even America. It's like the first Filipinoipino to win silver silver and then well that what was the other one um was that there there was another one where it said why winning uh bronze is actually why bronze and silver are actually just as good and we need to stop focusing on gold medals it was like a nice thing and it was like well yeah that's how they they count it for one and obviously the gold is but it was like a bunch of girls won bronzes and silvers and we're all like pretty good and they're like actually is equally as good i mean like they literally make a point of saying like yeah first second third and

then also they make it out of metals in corresponding value. Like, it's not like they go, let's make the bronze metal out of platinum. And you go, well, that doesn't work because that doesn't make sense because that's more valuable. So weird. Someone's like, oh, if I come in third, I get all this money from this. It's like, yeah, it makes zero sense. It makes zero sense. It's like literally the point of the Olympics is like, who's the best?

Well, do you really have to? That is so funny because, you know, the truth, places like that would never be covering Olympics, right? Like, all these blogs. I bet you if you go back six years ago, a lot of these people wouldn't watch the Olympics. The only reason they started watching the Olympics is the same reason they got involved in, you know, anything. Like, you know, gaming or anything else. They're like, I think we could make this about an agenda. Yeah, we could pick it apart and kind of see, like,

what's wrong with the Olympics. Yeah, they looked at comedy. Like, you know, the same reason Robin DiAngelo is talking about comedy. It's like, she probably has never watched anything. She just goes, I think I could make this about my thing. You know what I mean? So they're looking at the Olympics like a piece of red meat, being like, we could, you know, use this for agendas.

So that's the first time they ever got involved in history and that's why they have to they they kind of give they're like why do they even rank them yeah why don't they just make it all equal yeah it's like they're literally saying why don't we just give them participation medals at the olympics you know well then why do we want to do this that was a bummer though that uh our our girl lost, eh? The trans one? Yeah. And you know what happened is the trans woman weightlifter just took being a girl so seriously that she decided to suck at weightlifting.

You know what's interesting? A lot of conspiracy theories floating around. I'm not a crazy conspiracy guy, but I am a partial to this one. So one, so two years ago, so she failed at the 123 kilogram snatch, I believe, or 125. Nice piece of snatch. Nice piece of snatch. 125 kilos. Not nice.

125 kilos of snatch. Not nice. It's a nice piece of snatch. She had lifted that before in competitions. So some people are like, hmm, weird. You couldn't get it one time. Couldn't get it up. You've done it.

Unless, I guess, maybe more of the hormone stuff or whatever but a lot of people are basically saying you know if you're if you're a real activist the move is not to win because winning is the most damaging thing and it's also the funnier option yeah but the you know the best thing for the trans cause is to be like i agree throw it and then say see yeah i couldn't even lift it yeah case study of one case closed but i mean that's what everybody's saying of course obviously and then not anyone normal like that's the thing about going back to toronto and hanging out with all our like normal buddies and we had a fucking squad 20 people coming through and it was just like you know i was talking to my buddy that's like a construction worker and they're just so uh he's a garbage man and it was just like every normal person like no one like no normal person you you would say oh you know how there's

like a trans person the olympics they're just like that's an yeah but that's an advantage right like none of them are just like no problem with that like no normal person thinks this so this is just on the internet this kind of you know talk well my so i went golfing on sunday with my two one of my friends owns a scrap metal business and the other one works at the bank and yeah at the bank he goes yeah they're starting to do the pronoun stuff and he had never even like i'm telling you this is how out of the loop my buddy who works in garbage he said he doesn't know what the me too movement was we were fucking killing him we i think he was lying yeah he goes i don't know i just i'm off

the grid we go shut up dude but my friend my friend at the bank straight up he goes yeah they're like like i he had never the term pronouns had never even been on his radar until probably six months ago yeah and now he's got to do it he must be like well he goes he goes he goes people start doing the pro and we were just like joking like especially our buddy at the scrapyard being like everybody's like i was like my friend simon who works as i was like simon i'm like how much we got to give you to change all your business cards to have fucking he him pronouns at the scrapyard you call it up you go hey what's the spot price on uh copper right now who am i speaking with simon he him pronouns you're like what the fuck we were having and his dad's like this old school scrap dude he's like yeah jerry uh he him pronouns

that is my favorite one of all the when the girl when uh when people are switching their like genders and all that stuff probably my favorite one is the when girls go trans man, but then they say they're still attracted to men. So it's like I was a girl. Now I'm a gay dude. Well, that's what I was saying today to you, too, because I guess the Canadian, I've never heard of this until today, but the Canadian women's soccer team has a trans man on it. Okay.

But I guess like you just get no coverage for that like nobody cares really why well i i don't know why oh has a trans man a trans man but how are they well i guess the whole thing is they're going to be the first because canada beat the u.s which is another thing we can talk about because that was so funny but uh so they're going to be the first trans person to ever receive a medal at the olympics okay because they're guaranteed to get at least a silver medal now uh so but they're but they play with women they play with their biological sex they're not crossing over because obviously there's no way they could compete how come they're allowed to not cross over because they couldn't there's no way obviously they couldn't but like why you know why is it

why would they i don't know yeah like why you're saying, okay, yeah, ouch. Ouchie. I got a brain ouchie. But that's a good segue into fucking, so Canada beat the US soccer team, the US soccer team, who has been so vocal about how they're underpaid, even though they got beaten by like,

what was it? Like a 15 year old? Yeah, shredded by the Canucks. 15 year old man or whatever. And then they were like, we deserve to be overpaid. Everybody hates that Megan Rapinoe chick Cause she's like

She's so vocal She's a bit of a handful You know They're kind of Think she'd be a fun To be your girlfriend She's a lesbian Boom boom boom

We have the The obvious Captain obvious Of the week She could be My girlfriend Dude if that girl Imagine coming home to that

after you're working hard all day and then you sit in your bed. You see that fucking red hair. She goes, honey, you know where my hair dye is? I'm going to fucking change the tint again. Oh, God. Going to go down to the man cave. But the best was like, you know,

the Olympics is historically everybody. Like, even if you're not like into, you know, nationalism or whatever, the Olympics is at least the one time where everybody kind of becomes that. Yeah. But the soccer team, everybody like you'd see the comments being like the Canadian team beat. And every all these American people were like, good. Should spend more time practicing. Oh, yeah. Activism. Yeah.

Like but like the amount the sheer amount of comments like it wasn't like the odd comment you know what i was finding funny was there was people that it's uh they don't know that canada is the same because canada is very like copies america we're like we're racist hey you know yeah but i saw that uh like a lot of people posting they go yeah well that's what happens because they actually respect their flag. And you're like, no, they don't. No. They just canceled the game today. No, no, no.

They're bugging this shit on crack, you know? Yeah. That was another thing I was saying. I was listening to the CBC radio. You're liking the commercials, though, you said, right? So the commercials were, there was, I was watching TV for 10 minutes. There was one commercial was like a bank commercial and it was all just like gay couples. Yeah.

Which was like, okay. Well, do you think that it's possible that they target who's watching kind of thing? They just know. Yeah. They have a box of them. There was like a super straight commercial that was just queued up. Like you go to the next room over, and you're like, can you believe this? He's like, I got a hot chick and a fucking dude.

Just scan my face. They're like, C.I.B. this CIBC thinks I'm gonna like this one but then there was one where it's like a straight up like I forget what it was even for but it was like an Asian woman who was like a construction worker in this commercial yeah come on like I get what you're doing you're trying to be diverse but you're like there's zero examples of this right like there's not the auditions are funny too because you had to bring in like a hundred Asian women that like never picked up a hammer in their life.

It's going to be like a construction worker. But think about those auditions like when they were handling the tools and stuff. Like everyone's fumbling all over it. Yeah, that one was like, they're pushing it so much harder than America. Like America is like, you know, pushing it a little. But in Canada, it's like the full court press

And then I turned on CBC radio When I was driving to the golf course And within a minute They were talking about privilege And they were talking about the Olympics And it was like privilege and toxic masculinity They hit all the buzzwords in like 15 seconds And then they were talking

Because this reminded me They were talking about nationalism About the Olympics. And the guy goes, nationalism, you know, which could be problematic. You know, you're talking about the Olympics. Cheering for your country in the Olympics. Yeah, like cheering for your country. So he goes, you know, that could be problematic too.

And I go, oh, shut the fuck up. Those guys must hate their life if they don't fucking, if they just have to do that stuff. You know what I mean? Oh my God. No, this was a guy, they believe it they just have to do that stuff You know what I mean No this was a guy They believe it They have to at this point We had some friends that were pretty brainwashed I went back to

I was sort of talking about something with this There is that idea of I know a lot of girls That think this People that are kind of soft people people, if that makes sense. They kind of have this attitude of like, well, who does it hurt? You know? And so I get why people think this.

They would say, well, okay, listen, if you have to call everyone by their pronouns and stuff like that at your work, right? Who does that hurt? You know, it takes you two seconds and it makes these people feel more comfortable. That's kind of what they see it and and like i get why you know you could think that but you're just like well i'll tell you who it hurts everyone that was fired for not getting in line ideologically half the country you know that is a fucking garbage man for example that now if you say the wrong thing you lose your job that it hurts the concept that people are allowed to think out things. Anytime you say, hey, we have all of the things figured out,

it hurts university professors who have to, you know, start approaching these subjects knowing that they already have the answers figured out. It hurts researchers. It hurts anyone that speaks for a living, anyone that wants to open their mouth at work i mean i was talking i have so many people this weekend that we're talking to that have normal jobs and all of them are like yeah dude on my days are numbered like we know

what it is my friend straight up said i go so how long until you put your pronouns he goes i don't know but he's like it's really catching on at the bank so it's like you know like it sounds of it he's like i'm not given in yet but it's a matter of time before he's just gonna have his pronouns my body who's uh he knows abby he's fucking his dad's uh first generation uh from communism right one generation from communism hungarian and he came through and he was like he got the vaccine and his dad like he was so disappointed in him he said he said he didn't want to tell his dad and he got sick and then he came home and his dad he was talking to his neighbor and he was like i'm sick because he got the vaccine he said his dad

just overheard him and he goes you did huh he fucking said his dad just mainlining fucking you know the talk yeah yeah or whatever i don't know i don't even know if those guys are anti-vax i don't know or whatever who he is yeah he might he's not anti-vax whatever whatever it is his dad whatever whoever his dad's mainline, and he's like, he's just, he said it. And, you know, my buddy, he doesn't give a shit. He just, he wanted to travel or whatever, right? But he said his dad was disappointed.

Part of me, though, actually, after hearing that from my friends, like my scrap metal friend or whatever, where he's like with the pronoun stuff, I'm like, kind of do on it because I just love the idea of all these just like super out of touch guys just like you know fucking dads from woodbridge being like hey uh my name's tony he him pronouns like they're forced to do it just like at the mob like construction workers being like i think yeah as an elder like a woke mob thing was but yeah there's was kind of snl does woke mob things being like well they actually should be doing this though yeah yeah fucking the thugs we were we were laughing the idea of uh you

know how every um like all our like we were kind of saying our hood friends everyone has made this observation but like every dude that's kind of hood they're all whenever they talk to their um parents it's always back to their normal voice yo what's up guan yo but you boy you know oh hello mother yes mother oh hi mother yes mother and we're saying our buddy was kissing the teeth and everybody else but their parents yeah yeah i was talking my brother he was his buddy was filipino we're joking because he he's he talks to his parents in in filipino right but we're saying he's like yeah up? Yeah, you know what it is. Yo, you need a digo? You need an ounce?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Just got to take a quick call. Yo, what's up? Yeah, so, so, so. Oh! Oh, hello, mother. I love how that's your version of Filipino.

But yeah, he just, what he calls his mom, he talks to his mom in a racist Asian accent. Yeah, yeah, racist. He goes, sounds like we're not Japanese. I don't know. Why are you talking like that? Yeah, you know, what he calls his mom, he talks to his mom in a racist Asian accent. Yeah, yeah, racist. He goes, sounds like we're not Japanese. I don't know.

Why are you talking like that? Yeah, you know. Asshole. Yeah, yeah. Well, so, well, so, it's all good. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Yo, you want a Digo?

You want a fucking, you know, a pound? Yeah, yeah. Yo, cut that, cut that. Yeah, yeah. It's true, true. Oh, I got to take a quick call. You know what it is. Oh, yes, mother.

That's so funny. Yes, mother. Hello, mother. They talk like a British schoolboy. Yes, mother. That's so funny. Yes, mother. Hello, mother. They talk like a British schoolboy. Yes, mama. Dude, I'm telling you. Hello, papa. My fucking half Jamaican friends, like black dad, white mom, hard British schoolboy with the parents.

Yeah. Oh, hello, mother. Oh, yes, I will be home for dinner, mother. That's funny. will be home for dinner mother so speaking of rap dudes one thing uh that was like pretty wild but one to go through is did the da baby stuff and this was we were talking about da baby last week and on the patreon i believe it was but one of my gripes with the baby and i already said boomery great cucking you in the gym The pro Yeah so I said that I was listening to him in gym

And I couldn't listen to him too much Cause I was It was hard to work out Every single song Is about fucking your girlfriend So every song is like Then I had her in the You know

She's sucking my dick While you're working the barbells You're at the gym And she's sucking my balls And I'm messaging her right now She's meeting I'm meeting her parents And I'm fucking her on your bed.

And you're like, yeah, I don't know about all this, but it's too much. Yeah. I'm like, can I have one song about us doing something together? How about we fuck someone else's girl? But he went on a rant. Yeah. Do you see this? I did.

He got kicked off of a, what? Oh, he was losing everything. What was the Lollapalooza He was supposed to headline it Same reason I say that Indian dudes are white dudes White girls on crack Indian girls are white girls on crack They're like gangster dudes

And especially the same way You're some construction worker in the sticks You're not paying attention to this stuff that much Although I bet you a lot of them in the last three years Were getting into the Fox game pretty hard Some of them aren't paying too much attention to this stuff that much. Although I bet you a lot of them in the last three years were like getting into the Fox game pretty hard. You know what I mean? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. But some of them aren't paying

too much attention to this, right? And with these guys, they were never getting in trouble for much. So they just did this normal stuff they did. And basically DaBaby, he apologized for being, for a big homophobic rant. And then Vice says,

DaBaby's apology for being homophobic definitely has nothing to do with him losing tons of money. So they're basically saying he only apologized because it's like we're mad at him. And it's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no shit. But it's like the baby stuff's funny because like, man, do they hate the fact that they have to be mad at like a black guy? But also he was like what he said was like laughable. Like you literally said he goes, what do you say? He goes, you get hiv it'll make you die in two to three weeks literally like this is like mid-80s hiv kind of like uh information like that's like kind of what they thought in

the 80s yeah remember fucking uh eddie murphy was like get that aids on your lips and you go home and you kiss your wife and then you're both dead yeah it was a very old school i wasn't like understanding of like what hiv yeah yeah totally like that's why i found so funny you're like it's almost like oh what a child would think about it yeah and so you got a bunch of people sitting at vice and huffington post and all these places and now they gotta like write a write a bit the number one cool rapper being like this guy's bad it's like well now it's like they've really they're getting all the you all the top cool guys out because those guys love this shit, right?

But they've literally come full circle where they're saying rappers are bad. It's like you can almost do like old conservative religious people, like new woke people, rap lyrics are problematic. Remember when I even did the male Karen video, it was like they kind of stayed away from the rap lyric.

They're more concerned about like comedy and stuff like that whereas now it's come full circle where like you know your your buzzfeed like millennials have to be like rap lyrics were problematic yeah i would love to see like a vice person like the first day advice be like hey so i have an article about uh why uh black rappers talk shit about homosexuals and they go whoa easy easy there buddy no no no let's reframe this yeah I don't know

white supremacy causes homophobia in the rap community did you see that the pastor Talbert Swan guy where he goes black

literally goes if a black person assaults an Asian person it's because of white supremacy yeah there you go well that's why

our sketch had to come out late this week because of white supremacy it's because of white supremacy yeah there you go well that's why our sketch had to come out late this week because of white supremacy it's because of white supremacy because I fucking hate white supremacy I want to also agree to agree and I'm just glad

the two of us are in agreement on the agreed upon issue I don't even know if I could honestly just saying those two words I don't even know if I could finish this podcast I might have to take a mental health like I might have to bow out

for mental health is that cool? yeah yeah I'm having a mental health thing having a mental health, like I might have to bow out for mental health. Is that cool? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm having a mental health thing. Having a mental health minute. And they said, the Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago, the Governor's Ball in New York City,

and the Vegas Festival all dropped the rapper from the lineups. And he basically came out with an apology. He said, I want to apologize to the LGBTQ community for the hurtful and triggering comments made to Baby Road on Instagram. Again, I apologize for my misinformed comments about HIV and AIDS.

And I know education on this is important. Love to all. And then he kind of had a few apologies. But the first one was like, I know that I'm saying this the second time this episode, but it is such a weird place where you're like, you have a guy that he raps. It's like, I'm sure that probably some people are going to make this point the same way the fucking left is going to say the bits about the right and the right's going to say the left but it's literally a guy it's like every song is like i fucked your wife i'm putting fentanyl on the streets i'll fucking murder people yeah he gets like i do drive-bys yeah people are

like i don't like your take on hiv then he gotta to go, I'm so sorry that I fucking said HIV is bad to have. Yeah. But it also seemed a little bit like that who protests so much. Like when you are at the club and he's like, put your hands, you know, put your light up if you're not gay. And then people are like, yeah, that's right. It's a bunch of not gays. Not the best.

It's the guy who wasn't paying attention. Everybody's got their light up. What are you guys doing? He goes, you don't know your phone up dude yo what are you gay that's like a prank it's like literally like a joke you do it's like everybody like you put your phone up if you're not gay but you're not gay and so it's like what was that everybody's got their phone up oh shit like literally he said put your phone up if you're not gay last moment their phone in the year is gay yeah like he's like maybe he is a child yeah so well you know what we all learned today the baby that's what happens when you try to fuck all our girls everyone gets mad at you funny thing is have you noticed the i don't you don't have cables you

probably don't watch tv very much there's like a lot of advertisements on like i'm not even talking on some weird channel like you watch sports center like espn constantly ads for uh hiv medication yeah prep and stuff but like all but all the time yeah it's like to the point you go is it that big of a market yeah that's what i'm thinking i go like man this is like and they always have black people in them too because it's diversity interesting yeah i don't know yeah i guess yeah it's one of those things where diversity just seems kind of racist you know what i mean like you have 10 guys and it's all like black guys yeah in an hiv commercial you go it seems a bit racist yeah but no most but you know there's tons of people that have hiv and they live a you know all of them at this point yeah it's basically just

like having you know it's annoying diabetes, it's a pain in the ass. And it was a pain in the ass to get. And they said it urged men who don't give he said it urged men who don't give blowjobs to other men to put their cell phones on. But your phone number, you've never blown a dude. And then literally some guy's like, what?

He goes, whoa! What'd he say? Everybody's like filming him now being like yeah he doesn't have his phone up he tried to say that his comments

and he said his comments weren't homophobic because even my fans even my gay fans don't have AIDS but the funny part is then afterwards

he kind of came out a pop star that was against him said I'm surprised and horrified at DaBaby's comments I really don't recognize this is the person to work with um i don't recognize this is the person that i worked with i only recognize him as the guy that comes and talks about fucking everyone's women well after performing a drive-by shooting on the local gang adversaries i see

i've never i just know the baby has a man who has guns and fucks all your girls i don't know him as this this guy who says mean things to the gay community elton john came out and he was mad about it um but he came out with another apology and he goes anybody who's affected by uh this y'all be got the right to be upset but what i said was insensitive and i have no intentions but then then he came out afterwards, the last part, and this is what I was trying to find. And he said, he goes, but the LGB community, I ain't tripping on you because y'all business is y'all business.

And so it was almost like way better than a white apology. It was kind of like not a pussy apology. He goes, yo, y'allall gotta do what y'all gotta do and then he said it's fucked up that no one wanted to educate me he goes because uh knowing that what i needed was education on these topics and guidance and none of you wanted to give it to me so he kind of was like you know yeah listen y'all want to do what you want to do and that's kind of your fault for like i never finished high school and that's sort of your fault for not telling he's basically playing school. And that's sort of your fault for not telling me. He's basically playing like the systemic racism, like all that card.

He goes, he's like, look, I slipped through the cracks. I was in the gutter. I made it out. But you know, I missed some things. Yeah. So you should be educating me. He said social media moves so fast that people want to demolish you before. I mean, he's right about all this stuff.

And like, yeah, he basically, but it's, he first apologized normal. And then he came out and he goes, but like low key, this is because of oppression. You have to play with your car. You have to do what you can. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's why Kevin Spacey and Kevin Spacey got accused of stuff.

He comes out and says, I'm gay. When you're racist, you say you're gay. When you're homophobic, you say you're other people are racist. You know, I'm super gay.

It is the good play, but it is funny that, uh, that he kind of comes through with a more like hood apology where white people it's all the like how like we said we know people that have been given the apology that they have to do and the baby's like listen y'all gonna do what y'all gotta do listen if y'all gotta suck a man's dick and he probably doesn't say man that would be so funny if his you hear like Shane on Rogan he said he's like

they gave him an apology and he's seen that exact apology like since of other people like word for word I've heard him say that or whatever

I didn't know that but imagine like this is the stock apology from his record label like this is the stock he uses like 12 people or straight up just being like

anybody who done ever been affected by AIDS HIV y'all got the right to be upset what I said was insensitive even though I have no intention of on offending anybody. So my, like, it's like with, with affected spelled wrong and everything like the misspellings and you're like, yeah, that's like the official apology for homophobia.

Yeah. For fucking the baby records. That's the, the, their publicist. Give them that with affected spelled wrong and everything matt damon had that too where he was like they got matt matt damon was like yeah i was saying like the f slur yeah i was calling stuff fags or whatever back in the day and i retired that like two months ago and everyone's like wait what yeah you're like why have you come out for this he's like doing like a fucking press junket for his new movie about amanda knox or whatever and then they're like yeah nobody asked

you about this i stopped calling you a fucking a week ago that's he goes i switched to cock solid word he goes i'm more of a homo guy now yeah but i mean whatever it just goes to show it's like literally how many people have like lost their jobs for that, whereas Matt Damon, he's going to be fine. I wonder if he was purposely getting out in front of it. He thought it was coming out, so he goes, hey, just so you know, you used to say fag a lot. A lot. A lot.

A lot. But I don't anymore because my daughter told me. Because of my daughter. She's so great. He's also like, he's from Boston. Oh, he killed a guy. Oh I don't anymore because my daughter told me. Because of my daughter. She's so great. He's also like, he's from Boston. Oh, he killed a guy. Oh, no, that's Marky Mark. Marky Mark.

And he didn't kill him. He just almost killed him. Very similar type of guy, though. Oh, yeah, for sure. And just on that note, take a quick, just a quick smooth, just a smooth transition into the new. Hold on, actually. Let me find this better. That was not a smooth transition. That was the opposite of a smooth transition into the new... Hold on, actually, let me find this better.

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When did you realize you were white, Ryan? Um, you're about that age. When did you realize you were white, Ryan? You're about that age. When I hit the dance floor at a Jamaican wedding, I said, wow. When you heard Bati Boy about 4,000 times ago. Bati Boy was cranking, 95 people doing the worm with their big dicks out. And I looked down and I said, wow. Yeah.

Yeah, this person was interviewing you and it says, the first time you realized and she literally recounts the first time she realized she was white and you go, this person has a mental illness.

There was this guy that Kurt was talking about that he went on, he was a writer at Comedy Central and those places and he goes, I realized I was white

when I was at Sinbad show and they were all saying, you know how it is to be black and I didn't get the references and I realized, wow, this you know how it is to be black? And I didn't get the references. And I realized, wow, this is what it's like to be black. That's what he's saying. This fucking heartfelt thing. And I was like, holy shit, dude.

That's someone who's just never been around any sort of culture in their life. Well, we were sort of talking about that this weekend. Where it's like, the truth is, poor people, whether they're all different colors, a lot of poor people agree more with poor people than they do about rich people. But they, that's why they always, the reason why they claim to like, you know, Muslims and groups like that is because they don't know them. When in reality, when you know a group, you like some parts of them and you don't like some parts of cultures. Right. a group you like some parts of them and you don't like some parts of cultures right so it's like it's so easy for them to just be like

I hate white people but I know I but I love Muslims and I love Mexicans because you really don't know any for sure and again it's the it's nobody's challenge when you go I hate white people well culture it's cultures are romantic when you're not when you don't experience them when you're in things

it's like a job might be romantic or a girl like a girl that you don't know that well you're like i'd fucking love to marry her then once it's your fucking dumb ass wife it's like me and ernie went out last night for uh because i was stuck at the hotel yeah and we went out for uh near the hotel for just like some a drink and some food or whatever and then we ended up in like just like a very Muslim area and there was a store there called I Love Modesty yeah it was a women's clothing store called I Love Modesty

it's like a Muslim store it's like a Muslim women's clothing store dude that's hilarious literally called I Love Modesty I love it Dixie Road

free free free plug so you buy like the burgers and stuff like that they sell all the modesty it's like it's like you just

the modesty collection yeah the modesty collection you go I fucking love modesty dude I the modesty collection you go I fucking love dude I'm gonna get get your chick a fucking a gives or don't give that would be so funny it's like just

if your girlfriend's like gross but you're not Muslim and it's kind of your joke but you're trying to like you're trying to like just kind of get it in there you go hey

I got you a gives or don't give I love modesty yeah like they got a if that was a white guy made that for his wife, they'd have to be like, oh, because they don't know anyone that wears that stuff or whatever, right? But it was a crew. We had a fucking squad together.

And I went to the racetracks. Danny had the funnest thing. When we were getting polluted at the park, Danny showed up late. And he showed up with his new gay boyfriend. He probably listens to No Immersion. Danny shows up, right? Because everyone was coming in with big entrances, like our boys. And everyone showed up.

Our one buddy, because we had 20 people. This guy loves the party bees. He was at the weekend away with his girlfriend. And then halfway through the weekend, he's poking around being like, you guys rocking out today? Oh, you going to the park? And you going to Trax? He's like, who's all there?

And I'm like, I'm messaging too many people. No poking around. You're where I'm going to be, come or don't. And he goes, I'm coming. And he said his girlfriend's sitting in the car the whole time being like, really? They were at a cottage weekend. They went to the cottage Friday.

He gets her back in the fucking car ships her back to the dot to rock on the saturday of a long weekend of a long weekend he ships her back to toronto she's there being like because fucking ryan long's in town i gotta fuck you the only thing i can say is there was a rainy weekend so they probably didn't miss too rainy weekend helped a little bit danny shows up we everyone so everyone when people like that were coming in he was like okay everyone's doing the vince mcgree into the crew but danny shows up late and he's got this like dude with him who he's got like a big dangly earring he's got like a belly top on basically yeah he's like no he's like queen street fuck boy like to the max like if you had to add a central and we're all like who you know what

danny fucking you look what he's wearing a basketball shirt that he found in a lost and found right so we see danny shows up with this guy and no one and we're like what is danny's new buddy we're like oh danny bro's boyfriend and then this guy starts talking everyone like what's up we're like oh hey what's up i'm ryan this and that everyone's talking and danny's like no no don't talk to that guy he just followed me here no little dude I was fucking walking on Queen Street to go meet you guys and he crosses the street he goes hey I was like hey what's up he goes he's like you're from the videos I was like yeah how's it going he goes oh like uh cool he's like what are you doing in town I'm like oh I'm like from here I'm just came back for the weekend and he's walking with me I guess

I thought he was walking and then he's like can I get a photo he's like i'm like yeah if you want to sure and he's like man he's like i like i love your ryan's videos and i was like at the gates of trinity i go ryan's right there i'm like if you want to get a photo right so then he goes oh yeah yeah and so he starts walking and he didn't even get a photo dude it literally was like he was up and danny's like i don't know i don't know this guy everyone was like i thought it was your buddy i'm, this guy was saying hi to the extended butt friends. He's in the mix, right? He's like dapping up everybody. He's dapping up everybody.

I was like, I don't know this guy. I'll tell you, in Toronto, the recognizations were out there. I was in the LCBO. The guy goes, it's an honor to meet you. I was with my mom because a lot of people don't know it's popping like that, right? So I was with my mom. We went to three different places. My mom's tuned up. She's polluted more than me dude my my stepdad brian ultimate

stepdad he's got the stepdad he's trying to get her home right he wants to go back to they stayed in the hotel back in toronto and she's like i'm not going he's ready to drag her out right and uh and we went to three different places every place we went people were like sending shots the bar to the bartender comes over everyone's like oh i'm big and my mom's like well i didn't know it's like my boy went to new york you know but the funny thing is like does anybody there because that was like the one thing is like everybody's like oh you're canadian now they didn't know nobody knows they go they just what are you doing here yeah what are you doing here and you go classic classic canada well hayden Our buddy Hayden He's got this beer

Called Island Diaz We were killing him I show up at my old Me and Danny Used to have an office In Toronto So our boys are still there So I go back to the office

To like say hi to everyone And like I had All my mail there And stuff like that right So he shows up I'm not even in a group chat With Hayden I'm in a group chat

With like Corey and Pease And those guys right So he messages I guess all Ryan's At the office He shows up with his new, he's got an alcohol line. He comes up.

He's like, all right, what's up? He goes, yo, this is the bottle, right? He takes a picture immediately.

And he's like, I gotta get back to work, but good seeing you immediately. Just to get like Ryan long, new sponsor. He goes, Ryan long endorses. This guy just finds out I'm at the office,

swings by, gets me to hold his product, starts pop. We're just saying like, I'm look up, the fucking bus drives by with my photo on it. We're all like, well played, dude. Then he got us to his bar. We dropped like a fucking G at his fucking...

Yeah, he's got a cool bar. He runs Mannequent in Toronto. You should check that out. Then we went to the horse tracks. Horse tracks is incredible I haven't been in a I've been not for a long time Well

It's very like Jamaican guys love the tracks man It's a very like old Jamaican guy With pointy shoes kind of activity You know what I mean It's a weird scene But I saw some people that were That was another one like

It's all we were killing You know we always kill Jarek On being short But he's like you know 5'11 Yeah yeah We were saying We were going We kept saying that we kept saying all the people were coming up to him

and being like, hey, your race is about to start. Yeah, yeah. Little man, your race is about to start. What are you doing in your civilian clothes still? His girl started working at his company because he runs a big company and we're saying that she's going up to him like, she's sitting in her bed

complaining about her boss. How funny is that? Your girl starts working with you, and then she's sitting next to you. She goes, how was your day at work? You go, my fucking boss, this motherfucker. Can't see over the counter. Tell me what to do. Can't tell me what to do.

Can't see over the counter. Can't see over the counter. Tell me what to do. Gotta fucking sit on phone books when he drives the car. Your fucking chick's complaining about her boss but it's you in the bed we saw some people though

one guy there's this horse call me Larry right this guy's flipping out he's got his pro you know he's got the dad thing where he's smashing the program come on Larry come on Larry like it's like the kids college money he's flipping out come on Larry come on Larry eventually and Come on, Larry.

Eventually, and then call me Larry Lost. He throws his fucking program. He was flipping out. He was short, too, so he was in the game. You know, he was probably a horse racer. Horse racing is the number one thing where everybody's like, oh, you know, like I know the ponies. And then you're like, yeah, it's just everybody. If you keep doing this, you lose money more than probably anything.

Probably more than anything. Because there's no way. But there are people who think they're like, because we know a million guys with sports, right? You want to know something fucking wild. Who say like, oh, I know sports betting. And then you're like, they have to quit. So this is our body. I won't say which one.

His fucking girlfriend is known for dumb comments, right? fucking girlfriend as is known for dumb comments. Right. This is the girl who, when the onion did an article that said, uh, uh, they introduced in New York, the new stop and kiss policy.

And it was a video being like, you know, if someone's doing something suspicious, you reserve the right to just stop them and give them a little smooch on the lips. And she posted this being like, this is crazy. I hope they don't do this in Toronto.

But so this is true. This woman and, and Waldo confirmed it, she went to the casino and she said, if you put money on red and black equally as much, you can win every time. And she was sitting there betting for an hour, putting like five bucks on red, five bucks on black. And then at's just like,

and then at the end of it, she was like down a little bit because of the greens. Yes. It's insane. And she was, while I was there, she's telling people

and they go, you're kidding, right? Yeah. And she goes, no, it's like the perfect scam. It's like, holy shit. That's so funny.

Fucking insane. But we saw another guy. So this guy, me and Paul, he sees this guy. He's in the back. He's with his kid and he was stressed.

He's got the family there. He had a big, he had a big vig on. I don't know if that's the right terminology, but yeah, yeah, big bed on. He's got,

and he's looking, he's, oh, come on. He's sitting on the fence. He's, he's stressed. And then he won. I've never seen a bigger sigh of relief in my life. He's, oh, come on. He's sitting on the fence. He's straight. And then he won.

I've never seen a bigger sigh of relief in my life. He goes, oh. He goes, he looks down. He just breathes heavy. He looks at his son. Him and his son just shook hands. He shakes his son's hand. Your son?

He hugs his wife. Mortgage is getting paid this month. Literally, he shakes the son's hand, hugs his wife. Like, you know, I told you your dad's not a loser. Dude, I know a lot of degenerate gamblers and it's like the horse track. And then above that is like the dog track is when it gets even more degenerate when you're racing dogs. Oh, body. Then you're like basically a cockfighting.

You know, you're like that's where the next thing is like cockfighting. But it's like that is fucking degenerate shit. So funny, dude. like that's where the next thing is like cockfighting but it's like that is fucking degenerate shit so funny dude i was like me and daniel i was laughing we're saying that because we're talking about uh this this company that was once as to like do a movie another one and we had this idea for a script we're saying like because they were talking about buddy movies and we're saying uh ernest storms the capital what about harold and kumar storm the capital what do you think i think it's good the other thing that i was thinking was too is you know what the problem with like losing weight is we were talking about this in the airport but it's the only thing and i will eat trash people

that were too fat because it is what it is you gotta you know lose weight but it's the only addiction in the whole world where you have to quit but you have to constantly be doing it's literally like you want to quit smoking but you have to constantly be doing it. It's literally like, you want to quit smoking, but you have to do three a day. Like, I'm trying to not eat so much. I'm at the airport, and you just look, and you go, I have to have the crappier one. It would be easier for me to just be like, I don't do that anymore. I don't eat food anymore. It's not an option.

That would be the best. I mean, I guess you could be one of those real psychos who go out and do a two-week water fast. Imagine trying to crit heroin where they go, yeah, but you've got to do a little bit a day to survive. I mean, they kind of give you the fucking other shit. Oh, it's fucking nuts. But I wanted to... It's crazy to think, though,

with everything that science comes up with, they still haven't cracked this. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah. There was one thing I wanted to talk about before... So, you know how i love uh men the um the cnn it's almost like it's it's almost like a sickness where cnn can't stop with their their trump articles and they had some fucking dingers. Yeah. I guess I'm just as bad because I see them and I'm just like sick.

But CNN had some dingers that this is some of the articles that I saw a couple of, cause I collect them and when I have enough, I bring them to the podcast. But I had like four that were really fucking funny. So this is CNN. They're basically tiger beat. Now it goes the dirty little secret about donald trump's endorsement

and then he goes his record is more dirty than he would like his party to believe how good is that it's basically like some other people endorse trump that you you know you wouldn't like yeah so yeah how good is that though can you not picture that headline with like donald trump and he's got like stars behind him and it's like his dirty little secret some girl is like some fucking maga girl in florida she's like 12 she's like putting it up on her yeah yeah at their wall that's funny and then number two biden has a better handle on economics than trump but there's still some risks the other one so there's like you know buying this you know buying they can't

just say like there's a few risks with biden they have to go biden way better than trump okay now that we said that yeah yeah few biden like why would you even still be comparing it to him well gets clicks number three uh this is a huff post one that's making me laugh president joe biden may have just trolled Donald Trump, and he did it with a simple three-word tweet. So it's like, they just basically, Biden's such a fucking sick troll. Yeah, he's like, he's fucking,

he's owning him from the grave, basically. He's owning him from the grave, and his tweet was, it's infrastructure week. Because Donald Trump, basically, when infrastructure, so they made some infrastructure things, and he retweeted being like, it's infrastructure infrastructure week because apparently last time it was infrastructure week. Donald Trump, he got in fights with everyone and they didn't get any of the infrastructure done. Yeah, it's because like literally he was Trump was like trying to do an infrastructure bill.

And then they're like, how about four billion dollars for the gay Muslim troops? And he's like, yeah, I don't know. Can we just build some bridges? And they're like, nope. for the gay Muslim troops. And he's like, yeah, I don't know. Can we just build some bridges? And they're like, nope.

But the phrasing of his tweet referred to a running joke in Washington from the former guy's era. Trump held an infrastructure week in 2017 and he spent all his time attacking the mayor of London. But the funny part is then they go, Twitter users couldn't help but enjoy the presidential trolling. So then some of the Twitters, the tweets that they pulled out.

Twitter users. Some of the Twitter users users here's like a monolith all twitter users were really enjoying by these tweets this is what one twitter user said danny nothing feels as good on a hot summer day as a little cool shade so that's a one that's a one twitter user had his trump's in the scope trump is in the body he must have felt that one yeah he's not even on twitter he's not gonna chill no you know what it was is he was he he was uh about to hit a drive yeah at the golf course and he just like that tweets and he just shanked it just shanked it in the water he goes yeah you're fucking hitting three off the t there trump one another what he goes what was that he goes i don't know wow another twitter user said solar eclipse levels of shade here so and then a third one said whoever hit send on that tweet

must have felt the most satisfaction. Well, you know it wasn't Biden. That's so funny. You can't use Twitter. That's so fucking funny. You know what else? Someone was saying that kind of was making me laugh, the idea that when the election happened,

they said they were all figuring out what to do at the Daily Show and the people at the Daily Show were crying. So the guy who runs the Daily Show was like, listen, I can't deal with this right now. I have a staff full of people crying. Can't deal with what? I can't remember the context. Yeah, yeah, but it was like...

Someone was calling him being like, oh, we might have to change this and this. He's like, listen, I can't... Crying for joy. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, 16. Oh. That makes sense, to be honest.

I would expect this Daily show to be literally in tears Yeah they were And not like a joking thing You go okay No they were in tears So that was making me laugh That's usually what you want from your comedy Thought leaders in America

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The least for the boys move of all time. Turdo, I feel like he gets a lot of people were liking the Turdo. And all I can say is he tried to keep me off this because dude you think it's a coincidence last week i start calling him turdo and then all of a sudden i almost i don't he tries to he tries to keep the boys away he is trying to keep the boys away well it didn't work did it did not work so the pod happened the boys cast no sleep straight from the port and if you want an extra episode every week patreon.com slash the boys cast oh and i guess this is coming out with friday where are

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