The Boyscast with Ryan Long - 800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

Democratic Party Influencer Harry Sisson in hot water for requesting n00dz on snapchat, inside the strange world of PLUS sized fetish models, and Trump introduces self-deportation app for illegal immigrants SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off Meundies - go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   00:00 - Tiger Wood’s new Gal 01:00 - Intro 01:28 - Electrocution software / back from LA 06:56 - Hustler interaction 09:28 - Bernie Sanders 13:40 - AI Down syndrome cam girls? 16:43 - Harry Sisson 35:55 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 38:01 - Indiana teacher forced minors to have group s*x while wearing Scream masks 44:31 - Woman strangled during conjugal visit 47:03 - Alec Baldwin’s bad new show 52:08 - Ryan and Danny argue with an AI girlfriend 1:00:36 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 1:01:08 - JFK and Epstein drops were underwhelming 1:06:17 - Trump’s bad portrait 1:10:15 - Tiger Woods 1:12:49 - AD - Meundies - go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off 1:14:37 - AD - Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:16:38 - Self-deportation app for illegal immigrants? 1:22:16 - Woman attempts to “decolonize” her love life by not dating white men 1:35:49 - British Muslim land acknowledgements? 1:36:39 - Meghan Trainor and Ozempic 1:38:35 - 800 lb fetish model pretends to eat people  1:49:58 - Wrap-up

Tiger Woods has now opened up about his relationship with Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, saying he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with her, and only her, before doing a comically large wink to the camera. At this point, Vanessa spoke up to say, Hey, what was that you just did? Did you just wink at him? To which Tiger responded, What? I didn't do anything. You're the only woman in my life. Before winking a second time and making a pelvic thrust motion to the male reporter.

At this point, one of Tiger's assistants walked in the backyard to say, Hey, TG, I got the NDAs, but I couldn't get the jacuzzi suite of the Four Seasons. Oh, Mrs. Trump, I didn't see you there. I, um, before mouthing the words, I'm so sorry, to Tiger. Tiger interjected, No, no, no, me and Bill just like to set up a putting green in a private hotel room so other golfers can't steal my tricks. To which Vanessa replied, Why would you need... Okay, now you just low-fived him behind your back I

definitely saw that at which point Tiger pointed off into the distance and said what's that over there before running to his Lexus and immediately crashing it into his mailbox The Boys! The Boys cast! The Lads! The Boys cast! The Dudes! Prepare yourselves for the Boys cast! The Bros! The Boys cast! The Homies! The Boys cast!

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It's a mosquito We only do this because we love you It's not like we want That's the last This is the last thing That I wanted to have to do We don't want to have to zap you I don't want to see you in pain

No But I also don't want to see him in pain. So it's a tug and pull, right? Watch your own goddamn podcast. Love is Blind exists for a reason. Go watch that slop. Exactly. So that he can watch this slop.

I really didn't want to have to. Yeah, watch us talk about that slop. Yeah, exactly. Correct. Well, that was funny. I just came back from LA. I was there for a while. And it was a bit of a ghost town, a little bit.

Yeah. But it's still got the remnants of back in the day when everyone was hustling, like everyone's got something going. Sure. And it's almost like you'll see a homeless guy in the street just walking around being like, we're going to take over. I'm going to be a star. It feels like that a little bit. Yeah, you're like walking around being like you know we're gonna take over like I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a star like it feels like that

a little bit there's no industry here anymore yeah you know what JJ had a pretty funny point though we're at uh

like cause you go to a coffee shop or like a restaurant at like 1pm and uh everyone's dressed to the nines

and all this stuff and JJ he goes he goes what is this city he goes everyone's got a whole getup on. He goes, you never just see like a guy.

Everyone's got, you don't just see a guy wearing a t-shirt from a beer case that he doesn't, that he got 24 years ago. It's all ripped. And maybe I'm prone to have a little bit of a getup on, but it was funny because you look around and you're just like, that is true.

I'm at like a Starbucks at 10 p.m. And you're like, this guy's got a full cowboy outfit. Like people writing the scripts and stuff. Guy looks like Alice Cooper. No, not even so much that. Musicians more. You know, I guess like just weird shit. Like maybe like a 75 year old black guy.

And he's just got like the most get up you've ever seen. Looks like he's in a lot of artists there, you know? I guess it's an artist town. I'm trying to think of one of those bands that we would have been in. Well, like, Kool and the Gang? Some shit like that. The drummer from Kool and the Gang? Yeah, and then, like, you know, the 19-year-olds.

But, like, it is true that everyone has a get-up, and for no matter what age, the get-up doesn't stop. Yeah. That's probably the most cardinal feature, is you see, like, 80 like 80 year old guys with full get up still. Most places in the world that guy hits 50 and sort of has kids

and eventually sort of gets his job in human resources. And he goes I can't be the rock guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Human resources rock guy. But it is. I mean everybody's got a dream I mean I don't know

you keep the dream alive that's the big factor LA's that's the big that's always been the thing with LA is the dream never dies the dream never dies so if you show up there

and you're a young plucky 20 something want to make it in like hair metal and you go that was the 80s you're 70 now you go I'm still

I'm next in line my TikTok buddy I'm next up I had a few thousand views on my last TikTok. It's happening. TikTok really probably did damage to those people because it gave them an extra level of like, I don't think you understand.

Like I had a TikTok do 40K last month. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. They go, I'm this close. They're all this close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what? There is a bit of they are that.

It is a little bit true that some guys are this close. Yeah. I mean, there used to be the whole thing where it was like all the homeless people were like, you know, wanted to be in movies and stuff. And they were like, we're legitimately like, yeah, I just need a break. And you're like, now they probably just do TikToks and they're probably doing better than that. Some of them are crushing it.

Probably. Yeah. Probably doing better than ever. They just live stream themselves like panhandling all day. And they're just. There probably is like panhandling influencers. If you actually got into it and you were just like, you know know the techniques of how to do it there's hot dog cart influencers there's literally like bodega guys famous yeah there's literally you go so like i'll go on

tiktok live like maybe once a month and there's just like a mexican hot dog vendor and it's just he has his camera and it's just pointed at his griddle yeah yeah he's just fucking making peppers and crushing it and hot dogs and you're just like this guy griddle. Yeah, yeah. And he's just fucking making peppers and onions and hot dogs and you're just like, this guy's a few hundred thousand followers. It's more of a commentary on the viewers too over such fucking slobs. They were just willing to watch a guy make hot dogs for six hours. Yeah, I just want a guy to run a hot dog business.

You know what you could do? Start your own hot dog business. You know who that has to bother though? If you're a guy that moved to Los Angeles and you left your small town and then you're just like, bye, losers. Like, I'm going to LA to be like a famous person. You have fun working at fucking, you know, the Dollar Tree, whatever.

And then you go to your, you know what I mean? You go on TikTok and it's just like, damn, Dollar Tree, and it goes to fucking 4 million views. Yeah, the Dollar Tree guy's famous now. I mean, there's the one guy who's like the subway. You know, the guy who ended up being a tattoo artist. He's got a big following. And you're in Los tree guy's famous now i mean there's the one guy who's like the guy you know the guy who ended up being a tattoo artist he's got a big following and you're in los angeles sitting in an audition room just being like trying to remember your line sure and there's just like a guy who makes subway sandwiches who has eight million followers on

tiktok which is a real and then you're in line to be the extra in a subway sandwich commercial with no lines where you just stand there and you're practicing your bite perfectly well your fat slob buddy that you went to high school with is famous for his use parlayed his seven dollar an hour job into international fame i had a guy come up to me on the street actually you do meet a lot of people that have like weird hustles going you know and especially a lot of them are all like porn and jason all these guys they're like you know i figured out a way to get like essentially be a pimp Have a digital pimp

Three OnlyFans chicks work for me And they all you know just do sit We call them sex traffickers now Ryan Yeah right exactly But this guy came up to me and he was like Oh dude what's up like I'm a big fan And like within four seconds he was like I run this Instagram business I can fucking get your Instagram

And like I can do this stuff. I could triple your followers. But like within four minutes, he was pitching me on his like business. So you do like just walk around like a normal area. Like in most cities, if you walk around, the chances of you walking in, bumping into like someone in the industry. If you walk down just like West Hollywood or one of those streets, like if I do, like as a person that's a comedian, I'll get stopped like three times by people that are like, you know,

know someone I know. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's not like, hey, I'm, hey, what's up? Oh, I love the videos. It's more like,

hey, what's up? Like I know so-and-so who knows you that do this. Like I actually, speaking of, I run a business. I'm actually running a management company. Like before you know it,

you're getting like pitched on shit. Because nobody's actually working in like the arts there anymore. Like I saw this. They're not working period. They're walking in, like, the arts there anymore. Like, I saw this- They're not working, period. They're walking around, bumping into people. Well, Adam Scott, I saw a clip from Adam Scott and Rob Lowe on, like, a SiriusXM show, and they're like, nothing films in LA anymore.

He's like, Rob Lowe was like, we filmed a show where it was cheaper to fly 100 people to Ireland- Right. And go film in Ireland than it is to film in LA. So he's like, the lots are, like, empty. I actually saw Carolla talking about that. He was just like, everyone understands that it's not working in their industry. You know the

old newspaper thing where you're reading the newspaper and you're just like, these guys oh, this is an interesting take. This is very smart. Oh, interesting. And then the thing the one thing you know about, you go, well, they're really wrong about this one. And then the row then back to the thing I don't know about. It's like kind of that, everyone it's all hypothetical until it's your industry and

then you're just like oh right these policies like none of my friends work anymore we all moved here from wherever to like be right like writers on tv shows and you go yeah that's like well it's a second order effect right because there's kind of that benefit of like you know take all like add more tax and you're like what so we tax billionaires like in the movie industry you could say that like yeah these million dollar movie studios put a tax on them like and you're just like well the second order effect is everyone just leaves yeah everybody just leaves and they're like but only in my industry or you live in la and you're forced to fly to ireland to go do a shoot and you're like but we have so much studio space like

10 blocks from my house and you go yeah yeah it's too expensive i was kind of thinking like i was watching like uh some bernie sanders clip and it's not it's like i'm not even trying to just have like the fucking you know college kid argument but it was just like he when he was saying like no one should be a billionaire i was just like well what is your proposal really just like sell the did they want them do they all have to sell their companies is that like well again because you're like you sell a percentage of the company like what's even the proposal you go if someone owns like 50 of their company and it's worth that much you're like... Or you sell a percentage of the company. What's even the proposal? You go, if someone owns 50% of their company and it's worth that much, you're like... Every time the market cap crosses a billion dollars,

you just shave off a piece of it. And then it goes back down, and then it goes back down to 30%. And then what? Can you allow to buy it back? Do you reimburse it? Yeah. I don't even know what the proposal is, really. Well, because it's...

The net worth isn't in money. It's all in companies. Yeah. What do they even really want them to do? If you want to say you can't have a billion cash in the bank, nobody can have that. That's a different argument. Or you own stock or whatever.

I mean, again, it's... If you're saying someone can't have a billion liquid, but you're just like, if your company can't be worth a billion dollars, yeah, it goes up and you have to sell the company. And you're just like... A lot of these founder-driven companies is probably one of the reasons why they're doing good.

Yeah, but I mean, again, saying there should be no billionaires like you could clip that and that's like a buzzy kind of catchphrase where people can share that around me like see there should be no billionaires but when you get into like the meat of it then it's people are like yeah this makes no sense you think that's probably the meat of the los angeles film and this is literally fucking well these guys are they're making too much money. We should like, why don't we just charge a big vig on filming it in Los Angeles because everyone wants to film here. Well, the issue is there's no tax credits.

LA is just like, we don't everywhere, like, you know, all Canada, that's why there's so many shoots there and like Ireland, they just go, we give you a 40% tax credit

on all... But the taxes are lower to begin with. The taxes are lower, but then it's also just like, yo, all the money you spend, we give you 40% of that back. And they're like, okay, well, then we're going there. And California's just like, we don't do that.

I think a lot of that kind of policy requires people to be like, no one will leave ever. Yes. And then people are just like, no, we'll leave. Yeah, we'll leave. There's a point. I'm sure at some point they'll get lobbied to be like, we need a tax credit, otherwise we're going to lose this entire industry.

No, I think that's probably where they're at now. Yeah, they're probably talking about it, but they haven't done it. But it might be, it's hard to reverse those things a little bit, you know what I mean? Because the thing starts with, you basically create an industry, and then you're like, it happens here, right? And then everyone has this

mental block of like, but this is where this happens. And then as soon as you break that block, where you're like, no, it kind of happens everywhere, you like break that block where you're like no it kind of happens everywhere you're just like then you like now you're just one of those places like you're just the same as them now right for sure i guess i mean like cambridge used to be silicon valley like cambridge massachusetts like that was the original silicon valley really and then silicon valley didn't know that yeah maybe i didn't like mit and harvard and all that stuff is like it was in cambridge where they that was like the hub do we all talk about the story of what happened i think essentially it's just like a regulation thing and just like you know the

silicon valley just became more attractive and everybody just went to silicon valley and cambridge was always like was very much like yeah we'll never be and now some of those people are moving again i mean mit still obviously dominates but like it's they're not silicon valley you know these huge companies don't come out of uh cambridge massachusetts anymore they come out of silicon valley yeah and i guess that's what's happening right now but yeah in addition to like all the things happening at once they're still like their industry they are kind of like well if we just kind of reverse it everyone will remember and you're just like once people but now you're just now you're just competing you've lost your like now now if you're just just advantage right because before it'd be like you go how much would they have to be cheaper for

everyone to like stop filming here and you're just like i don't know a decent amount yeah and you're like now how much do they have to be cheaper it's like one dollar we're just doing the math of course i mean 40 percent like that's yeah you like la can't be like okay we'll give you a five percent tax credit you're like no right yeah. Right. Yeah, it's not going to do it. So anyways, now everyone's just wandering around that city starting their hustles. And a lot of them are probably doing pretty good, but it's like they all got AI hustles and all these weird things.

Oh, yeah. A lot of the AI guys have started these bizarre hustles. Like one of the, again, all pornography fucking adjacent. All roads lead back to pornography. They basically have all these fake Down Syndrome influencers that are like AI. I thought there was a filter that people were saying was...

There's both. All forms exist, but they're also doing all these AI Down Syndrome OnlyFans chicks. I think it's time for a rapture. I think it's rapture time. You just wrap it up, rapture i think it's rapture time you just wrap it up period yeah it's rapture time once it wasn't even people are just cranking it to a fake down syndrome chick with huge cans you're like all right let's wrap this up we're done here also funny we've lost our way officially getting busted where people are like your chick finds out you're only been subscribing

to OnlyFans. She's like, the fuck? I know you're not here. It's for a good cause. Like a certain type of, you know, certain type of girl

would probably be fired up about that and just be like, I can't believe you subscribed to OnlyFans chicks and you look just like all down syndrome. Yeah, you're like,

AI down syndrome. Do you want me to be down syndrome? Because I can't. I was born this way. I'm sorry, my was born this way. My eyes are too... I'm sorry I have too many chromosomes. I guess I'll never be enough for you.

I was trying to do the math there. I think they have an extra. They have an extra one. Oh, I don't have enough chromosomes for you. I'll never be enough. I'm sorry that I can't fit Your chromosome Quantity Necessaries

Oh that's fucked up Yeah So that's the kind of things They're doing A lot of people They move there They're just like Yo I'm gonna be

In the film industry Next thing you know They're programming Fucking Down syndrome models Haven't left the basement In a week And then moving to Vegas Mind you

Yeah yeah And then you move to Vegas Cause you go Taxes are better Yeah once they start Doing good They're just like Well now that I've got my successful fucking downs in your ai business i mean la certainly seems to have lost the kind of hip hipness that it once had where you go lots of

like cool shit it's all djs yeah all the like hip guys are sort of like white like soundcloud rapper types i know it's that's not the correct terminology because it's not the soundcloud days but like like a 19 year old 20 year old like white guy sort of dressed like a dj doing like a black rap thing and successful yeah those guys are crushing it that's good that's who that city's meant for but also probably were born around there a lot of them too a lot of these yeah i mean if you're from there obviously it's all like a lot of guys that you know what it is it's a lot of these... Yeah, I mean, if you're from there, obviously. It's all like a lot of guys that... You know what it is? It's a lot of guys that like their dad moved there to be like an actor, a Hollywood guy. And then the son grew up under that and then was like a Hollywood guy and started his...

I mean, the fact is we don't know... Influencing career, radical person who's like moving to LA. No, no one seems to be moving there. That was like... I don't know one person who's moved to LA in the last decade. I know one or two. Maybe, I don't know. I'm trying to think. But the last decade. I don't know one or two. Maybe. I don't know.

I'm trying to think. But not many. Everybody I knew who moved there moved there like 10 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then now they're like- And then you get strapped in by the lifestyle, right? Yeah. Because once you move to a warm place, it's probably you're hard-pressed to move back

out of a warm place. You got a car. You got a yard. Yes. You get strapped in. I mean, I think about it. I go, sounds great on paper. Yeah, I know. Yeah, sounds great. I don't miss it because I've never lived in a warm place. Yeah, you get strapped in. I mean, I think about it. I go, sounds great on paper. Yeah, I know. Yeah, sounds great. I don't miss it

because I've never lived in a warm place. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know what I'm missing, so I don't need to. You know what I mean? Sure. But yeah, I mean, it sounds attractive, but not for me. Well, the big news, not the big news, a lot of big news this week when I was going through. The big news!

There you go. Seinfeld? Alright. Wasn't really ringing a bell. I was just like, lots. The big news. There you go. Seinfeld? All right. Wasn't really ringing a bell. What was that one from? I don't know. The big news, Jerry? The big news.

All right, let's just move on. Elaine? Yeah, I think I kind of remember. Two people got it. They'll like it. Some people might have got it. I don't know. I'm usually up on Seinfeld quotes. I don't like that I was missing that one,

but I watched it again recently, too, so now I'm kicking myself. Uh-oh. Feeling embarrassed. Missing out. My face is red. Ryan's got FOMO. Harry Sisson. People don't know. He's like a Democratic operative. Oh, is he like male feminist? But he's funded by the DNC. So he's actually...

Oh, he's like on the payroll, for sure. He's one of those people that gets the big money to do the... To like just promote the Democratic Party. He's young. And he would... He's like 23. He's 23.

Influencer. Democratic influencer. He was one of the ones that would like go to the White House and that kind of thing. Yeah, white guys. Like white dudes

for Harris. He was a white dude Harris? Yeah. And he was very much like, Biden is so cognitively sharp. You know? Right, right, right. You know, I hang out

with 20-somethings. The guy's right right you know i hang out with 20 guys doesn't fucking tap i hang out with 20 somethings all the time they are we're equal cognitive abilities well harry sisson uh turns out male feminist turns out he's white guys for pussy fucking dog harry he's under attack for manipulating oh man pretty funny one over snapchat too but yeah i got a bunch of He got a bunch of girls To send him nudes And then they all came together And they weren't happy with it

Well they all found out They all found out I will say though What is the point Of being a male feminist influencer If you're not even gonna get The pussy benefits Like really though

Well of course And the problem then What is the point Here's the issue That he didn't probably foresee Is that he probably was like, I'm a male feminist. And when he started the male feminist thing, there were no nudes coming in. Right.

And then he started getting a high profile. And then the nudes start coming in. He goes, oh, I didn't know nudes were coming. I didn't know nudes were part of this. I didn't know this was an option. I like this. I think he knew nudes were going to be an option. He was probably hopeful, but he probably thought that he would be kind of like a monk about this.

And he goes, be gone, nudes. No, thank you. Yeah, you think so? But he's a red-blooded. I think the first time that he ever said, he was like, women are just as strong as men. And they were like, thank you for saying that. He was like, hmm. Okay.

Yeah, I am. He goes, you're a hero. He goes, I am fucking pretty good. Yeah. I am a hero. Anyway, he's got some nudes for me. I'm kind of feeling i'm depressed over this combo loss if you're gonna be out there it would cheer me up he'd have if you're gonna be out there

being like women are just as strong as men like you know we need men need to sit down and you're not getting fucking some nudes what are we doing here and you know there's your number one benefit is the the pussy's rolling you know and all these girls are DMing him and he's probably like, let's take this over to Snapchat kind of deal. Yes! Let's chat. And then it turns out he has 11 long distance girlfriends.

Happens. Democratic influencer Harry Sisson has been under attack for allegedly manipulating and luring numerous women to share their explicit videos. It is funny the way that they describe it. I mean, literally zero accountability for the women. They are absolutely victims across the board.

They have zero agency. Which is what he has to go with, by the way. The playbook is here for the left-wing guy to be like, I'm the most sex-positive guy. I actually think every woman should be sending nudes all the time. That is their right to say it. You know what I mean? It's not even possible for me to manipulate.

She's so much smarter than me. But then the women, they find out and they don't like it. And they go, they just default to the, we have no agency. That's like this default position whenever anything goes wrong. They're like, oh, I'm just a stupid girl. I don't know better. Why would you take advantage of me? i was lured into sending a nude lured how did he lure you were you under 18 brought you into a white van and like you must have been crazy lured you like you had a person

no he has white dudes for harris merch just like a hat. He goes, you want some merch? Hey there, you look pretty. You want some Kamala Harris merch? It's a good... You want some Not My President merch? You can picture this in the newscaster voice. Manipulating and luring numerous women to their explicit videos. Social media, Snapchat.

I guess the luring is he was like, you know, I think women are beautiful at every size. Especially your size. Yeah, I think he did. I think his big thing was that he told all these girls where he was like, yeah, you know, I'm not getting news from anybody else. You're the only one sending me news right now.

I'm with her sticker on a string. And then he sort of pulls it back slowly. And then it gets into a democrat democratic panel van the abortion mobile that they had i was hey you want to check on my abortion mobile the decommissioned it but they let me take it out a couple days a week he hasn't spoke up about it he's been silent course. He's given the hawk to a treatment. I don't know. Yeah, I think what he said. I think what you can go with is that. But that was the thing.

He was saying like, oh, no other girls are sending me nudes. You're the only one sending me nudes. Which, ladies, all four of you watching right now, if a guy's telling you you're the only one sending me nudes. So he lied to them? Is that sort of it? Yeah. It was a fib. I wouldn't say it's a lie.

It's a fib. I'd like to it's a lie. It's a fib. I'd like to get deep dive on any of those girls and see if they're sending to any other dudes. Yeah, of course. And I'm sure they are. That's a good point, Ryan. Yeah, let's see who else got these nudes while we're going through phones. Let's pull up the metadata on these nudes and you go, oh, that wasn't taken the day you sent it. That's weird. Let's do a deep dive on everyone's phones.

How about that? Phones in the fishbowl. Dude, I remember a girl sent me nudes once when I was living in Toronto. How'd you lure her? Fish and grunt. But it had the metadata on it. It was like three years old, different city.

This is a stalk that she sends around. I remember getting a nude from a girl And you saw a guy You saw the twin towers burning in the background Is this current? Yeah, yeah, recent, recent Yeah, I look like this totally Definitely

Twin towers in the background Yeah, amen That's how it goes Yeah, so he lured the women He's in hot water though right now Oh, he's going to have a whole apology He's going through a rough week right now. I mean, the Dems in general are going through a tough time.

This is not helping, because they could probably use his voice of reason. And by the way, if you want a bunch of young guys to be Democratic activists or whatever, you're going to have to throw pussy into the mix. That's just how it works. That's how it works. I mean, I guess you could be gay guys. Could be an option. Sure.

You are not going to be, like, maybe you can promise them a lot of money, but really, I think the carrot at the end of the stick for a lot of the male feminist types is you're like,

this is going to be popular with the ladies. Of course. Of course. And then you're like, yeah, but you can't do anything about that. And you go, bye.

Right. You go, turns out I like it. And he was like, I kind of was. Like, I don't think he even fucked one of them. Like, I don't think he banged any of them. I don't know if he even met. He didn't need it of was Like I don't think He even fucked one of them Like I don't think He banged any of them

I don't know He didn't need it man I don't really think He met any of them He got what he wanted Yeah he got what he wanted He got He added some

Trading cards Oh he's busy Doing his streams And stuff probably He only You know He just needs a nude Here and there

To spank it to Yeah That's I mean that's normal I mean I don't blame him He hadn't gotten To the fly in the Minda LA

No That's the next step. You start by getting the nudes, and then next thing. Then I think the upgrade from that is you being the influencers that are sending the news to everyone. I think the upgrade from that is you start being like, you know, I could just fly her here for two grand. Sure. And I've got the money. And he's got the money.

The DNC's got deep pockets. You know what I mean? On the Clinton dime. Yeah, Lolita Express, baby. You didn't call it that. They were of age, but... Same plane. He's been accused of luring nearly a dozen women. Luring

is fucking wild. Alright, man. Accountability's kryptonite. When you go, who messaged who first? You go, she messaged him, and then he was like, you know... Yeah, of course. Like, who messaged who first? I'd like to see the messages, because maybe he was luring where i was like who knows what this guy was up to no not harry sisson well i mean what

what would lure you like you're a fucking adult woman don't send a nude if you yeah it's like you message your head you message him he started dming with you and then he was like you know i'm sure he wasn't like please i'm gonna kill myself if you don't send me a nude he might have it's probably just like you're hot and then the future of our democracy depends i'd love to see you naked and she goes that's luring you know it's crazy uh you didn't send me a nude and i thought you cared about democracy yeah i need the people's will for this is the people's will i cannot be charged up to do my bidding unless i get my fucking precious nudes and he goes if i don't get nudes i think trump's gonna win i know if he goes he told me that trump would win and we would be in a fascist dictatorship if i didn't send him nudes he told me i was

stopping fascism with my tooth and i did it because i'm stupid i don't know why the you know what it is interesting when one of these things happen where there's like 10 girls that kind of come out for it you're like how would number eight not be kind of like uh now you're like embarrassed oh i'm sure there's number 12 through 40 that's yeah yeah there's probably something that goes i'm not gonna be the 12th chick who's like yeah because you think like some of these girls don't live in los they don't live wherever he lives none of them do yeah so they have their own life and you're just like maybe they're kind of dating a guy you think one of those girls would just be like i don't want to

be the public girl that was like i've been sending nudes to some fucking like democrat yeah yeah yeah there's there's there's more you think some of the girls wouldn't want to put that out there so like aggressively it's like like weinstein or whatever like you know there's i'm sure there's chicks who came out here like i mean i did suck his dick for a role in a movie so i'm probably gonna just for sure wasn't it newsom's wife or something i'm sure there was a long list yeah there was kind of like yeah there's definitely a long list people were just like yeah i mean i sucked i sucked fucking uh weinstein off 40 times yeah for like all these roles and i'm like i don don't want to, you know, I don't want people to think that I didn't earn my

role in Road Trip 4. Yeah, so that's what I'm thinking. So you might be right. Your conclusion might be right that you go, that is happening and if it's 12, we're really looking at this guy was running a nude factory, my friend. Yeah, he was. This guy had them printed out

all over his head. Let's just hope he wasn't sharing them, because that'll be a scandal. Oh, if he gets caught sharing them, he's going to be in real trouble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's smart. He knew to take photos of the phone, not the Snapchat notifies you. He's no rube. Photos of the phone, blows it up. He might have a room that's just like a shrine when he's done his Democratic influencing.

Yeah. He just goes in the room and just sits down and does his, that's his mecca sort of thing. Yeah, yeah. It's all he's pointing to the White House. He always has to jerk point it to the White House. That's his mecca. Well, get well soon, Harry. Persuaded nearly a dozen women to send Snapchat

despite claiming to respect them oh you do not claim to respect women and then have multiple ones send you news that's not very respectful harry that's the thing you always the moment you say i respect women that's gonna that is gonna blow up in your face at some point down the line that's why you will never hear me say I respect women. I don't respect women. I disrespect women actively. Exactly. I'll never have a scandal as a result. And then when you're asking people for their feeder videos,

you're not going to be in trouble. I disrespect women. What can I say? Harry Sisson claims he respects women. But he's been asking them for nude photos. Would someone who respects women share their nudes around? No one's even saying he's been asking them for nude photos Would someone who respects women Share their nudes around? No one's even saying he's shared a nude around At this point though

He respects women I think the tools are there You go with the girls have agency I respect women I'm sex positive Everyone should be sending nudes to everyone I think that's what you have to go with Yeah, yeah, yeah

He goes, hey And then there was like, you know They released some texts And he kind of had the same one for all of them Where he goes, you know We don't live in the same state Like, we can't be exclusive That's what he said? Yeah, yeah And then there was like, you know, they released some texts and he kind of had the same one for all of them where he goes, you know, we don't live in the same state. Like, we can't be exclusive. That's what he said?

Yeah, yeah. There was like the... He has his script, right? Yeah, he has his script. Do you think that came from the Democrats? Probably, yeah, yeah. Probably whoever was writing for Biden. He had the teleprompter being like, look, you know, we just live in a different state

and I just like, I'm too busy to be exclusive. Is he copying and pasting it, do you believe? Look, I'd be lying if I said I haven't said the same thing to a woman. Yeah, you know, I'm just not ready to settle down. I can get you a job at the Democrats. Yeah, definitely. I can get you a job at him fucking going door-to-door knocking. Yeah, well, your move is more saying, I'm a doctor.

Yeah, I'm a doctor. I need to see it. Can I see that freckle? Sure. Get the lab coat and everything. He convinced 11 different women That he had no roster No roster By the way

What a pathetic roster You know That's the thing This must be a Gen Z thing To be like It's not a roster If you never met him I don't think that's a roster

That's not a roster That's a pathetic roster I'll tell you Speaking on the topic Of the word lure I don't get the allure Sure Of just having like 12 girls Just like you're sexting with but you have to talk to all day yeah it's like

it's like all you had 12 girlfriends and the only thing you get is in return as a nude so yeah like the odd nude yeah you this if anything if he was talking to these girls all day every day and all he's getting is a nude here and there this is saint yeah i mean fuck man he's a sympathetic figure to be honest he really took one for the team for something 12 long distance relationships oh my god horrible he said he had no roster and he claimed that he respected them for more than just their bodies while persuading them to send explicit explicit photos of themselves through snapchat including one domestic abuse survivor that one's gonna get you you do, you do not talk to a domestic.

But again, why is she hitting him up? And I saw the text with the domestic abuse survivor. Did you? Yeah, and she's like, yeah, my... I think she's like, I don't know if it was her boyfriend at the time or ex-boyfriend did some fucked up shit or whatever, and he's just like, yeah, that's so fucked up. And he was pretty chill.

But then he didn't even ask for the news. She just sent him. I mean, maybe he asked for nudes On Snapchat at some point Probably not following The domestic abuse Do you think he sends Like when he says send nudes Does he do zeros instead of O's

Do you think Yeah Probably Was it Z Maybe a U with an umlaut Nudes please Nudes please That's so fucking crazy

Men are the worst nudes please Please nudes I need them Yeah you know what It would also be crazy If you just sent me a. Yeah, you know what else would be crazy? If you just send me a photo of your ass right now. That'd be fucking so crazy.

They're living in a bizarro world where they think a guy's not going to dedicate his life to fucking uplifting women and he doesn't want to fucking taste a few. It's a guy that got,

it's the kid that fucking loved food, got a job as a pie maker and he's not going to stick his finger in there a little bit. Plus the election's over. What's he even doing?

He's got plenty of free time on his hands. He's taking a little taste of the icing here and there. Again, he didn't even bang one of them. You know what? I'd like you to dismiss the case. Do you know how we have, everyone knows if you have bartenders and you have a lot

of employees, you expect a little bit of leakage at the till. Oh yeah. I think that you gotta expect a little bit of, these get they're not gonna take out all of the pussy but like they're gonna take a little pussy here and there and you have to just and these girls are obviously very naive to think like oh he's i'm texting with harry sisson right now and he says i'm his girlfriend sure that's not we're girlfriend have you ever met no and he says i'm also i'm sending him nudes but I'm the only one. And you go, okay.

Yeah, I really don't even really get the accusation. They're just like, this guy. I guess the thing is they're saying he's a hypocrite because he's, you know, he would be, if someone else had this happen, he'd probably be the first guy standing up to call him a monster. I think they just don't like that he said to them, he goes, yeah, I'm not texting any other girls right now. And you go, okay.

Like, you guys have never met a person that did that no no i'm saying they've never even like these girls are like you've never even met yeah like yes he is you're so naive like that's the thing if you're a girl and you're sending a dude you've never met nudes don't ask him if he's getting nudes from other girls yeah not you bet you do am i not the person who just randomly randomly messaged you on the internet now we're sexting, you better not have ever done this with anyone else ever before. Yeah, never.

You're just the first person who ever messaged me. I've never even thought of it. What are the odds? I'm just like... But I guess if this happened to someone else, he would be the first guy to be like, this is a monster. Lock him up.

Put him in jail. That's true. But yes, you're going to have to expect a bit of leakage. If you're going to have A bunch of guys That are sort of like Here to uplift The woman's cause You know

There's gonna be A bit of leakage Of course That's what it is man Hey that's what it is The university professor You're gonna expect him To bring

You know the TA That's you know The big activist You gotta expect That this guy's gonna ask A couple girls To come to After Hours Cause he's taking

A special interest in her brain yeah wants to tutor her it's such a common thing yeah so sucks for Harry but sucks you know that's why women you can only trust men that hate women that's what I'm saying

if you I'm telling you a married man that hates women is the only one to be trusted it's the only one to be trusted who doesn't even want to be in a room with you wait you're gonna all i get out of talking to you every day is the odd nude uh no thank you that's what the internet's for when the women discovered each other one by one he called them all insane and attempted to course one of them into telling the public the photos were fake so he's on damage control on his little layer fired a fucking big time pr for for this one but as soon as you saw those girls you have chorus one of them into telling the public the photos were fake so he's on damage control on his little layer. I'm going to fucking big time PR for this one.

As soon as you saw those girls, you have your 11 fucking, your roster of girls you've never met that send you nudes and then you see they start following each other. I guess I'm not a big Snapchat guy anymore. Just delete the app. That's the thing, you delete the app, problem solved. I guess. It's not problem solved for him though. He's in hot water. No, because they went on TikTok.

They moved it to the organic platform. Woo! Yeah, he was on Snapchat for a reason. Yeah, of course. I mean, you don't send nudes anywhere else. Well, we're going to be seeing that story again. I'll tell you, that's not going to be a one and done right now. No, no, no.

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Not the cool ones. The wide open Canada Cups style. Yeah, the keeper mask. So these teachers... These teachers are out of hand, man. I've been noticing a lot of them, and a lot of people send me them, and I haven't...

I was... One of those things where they kind of pile up, and I was just like, I don't want to talk about some new female teacher banging a student every week, but it was just like, it's turning... And that's why my question is,

was this happening that much before and guys just didn't snitch i don't and i really don't know the answer to that because sometimes you'll see a 45 year old guy like in an interview or something like that meet him and be like yeah i banged my teacher in high school yeah and it was just like maybe you just didn't hear i knew girls i i knew girls at my high school who were when they were 18 were banging teachers and there was one female teacher at our high school who everybody knew got in trouble at some point like 10 or 20 years previous for banging a student.

She was still a teacher. They did the Catholic Church thing. They just put her back in. They moved to a different district. I don't even know if they moved to a different district. I think she was always at that one high school and her son went to the high school too. Oh God!

You have to go to the high school where your mom's the teacher? That's bad enough? And then on top of that you school where your mom's the teacher that's bad enough and then on top of that you know that your mom banged a student yeah yeah what the at least he should go to a different school it's a good question that was where you grew up that was my high school yeah you went to a high school with a guy that his mom was a teacher and notoriously banged people yeah yeah just one just one did he get shit? No, because he was a big athlete at the school. He was really good at sports.

So people were- Canceled each other out. I mean, someone must have been giving it to him. He was a white guy. Duncan's nice. Duncan at my high school was pretty rare. Oh, I bet. Yeah.

Pretty white high school, so- Jeez. He could dunk a ball, so that kind of- You wouldn't want to go to my high school with that, man. No, no. You'd be hearing about it. But I mean, again, what she did was very likely illegal. And didn't stick.

Yeah, didn't stick. Yeah. So that's the question. How much was it happening before? But this one also, this specific one, she was offering kids like up to 800 bucks. Yeah. For nudes. For nudes.

That's a good deal. That's insane. Yeah. But then I found out Her husband was involved And that's when I was like Yeah the whole thing is bizarre And she tried to like

Blame it away Because she lost like 150 pounds or something Which That's the worst part What do you mean Well apparently she's like She was starting to feel herself

A little bit After losing 150 pounds So she goes I lost 150 pounds I was feeling great So I started paying a grand for nudes It doesn't make sense Yeah

I started getting Trains ran on me by 13-year-olds. The screen mask. With the screen mask, that's just where it gets complicated. She goes, one parent said that her husband was complicit, and the husband allegedly threatened to slaughter the teen in front of the school. Yeah, this is insane. So then now it's... This whole thing is...

It went from this woman's wacky to now her husband is running this bizarro operation. Yeah, this is like a So then now it's... This whole thing is... It went from like this woman's wacky to now like her husband is running this bizarro operation. Yeah, this is like a sex ring kind of thing. Yeah, it's more like... This isn't like, oh, some sophomore got a little lucky with the teacher. No, this is like the teacher's husband is forcing her to bring students home so then he could make them put scream masks on and bang his wife. Yeah, that's weird. So not a great scenario.

And these kids are probably like, what's a scream we've never seen that he screams yeah you're dating yourself with the scream mask a little bit kids are like we'd like to put skibbity toilet masks on yeah it's fucked up yeah that's that's messed up but yeah there are tons of teachers like these chicks that's the thing too you think these chicks would learn like with the news cycle. They're like, yo, these kids will rat you out and their parents will find out and you will serve like pretty serious sentences and all that stuff. And they're still just, still doing it. They don't seem to mind.

No, they don't seem to mind. That's happened a lot lately. Yeah, yeah. It's, I guess they think that like, oh, I'm a woman. I can get away with it. I don't know. And we don't get any good content out of it because they do it like in such a different way.

What kind of content are you looking for out of that, Danny? Well, I'm saying like the, like the predator poacher stuff where they meet the guys, you know, they trap the guys in the parking lot and they like push them into a dumpster. That would be crazy if they got a teacher, a female teacher. A female teacher. Like you never see a female teacher getting thrown into a dumpster. Did Chris Hansen ever get females? I don't think so. Like, again, why would a female be getting thrown into a dumpster. Did Chris Hansen ever get females? I don't think so.

Again, why would a female be in a chat room? They're like, they just don't need to do that. Yeah, that would just be Chris Hansen getting another Chris Hansen. Yeah, exactly, right? They don't need to do that. I mean, they're teachers. They work at schools. Crazy.

Yeah, they're around all those kids. I guess most of those kids keep their mouths shut. Seems like it, but they used kids keep their mouths shut. Seems like it. But they used to keep their mouths shut more. It seems like now. Before cell phones. Well, I think that if you're a student, you're kind of like, if you're a dude, right? And you're like 17 and you bang your teacher, you're kind of like, this is a story that

I'm not going to look bad at all. No. Everyone's going to pay attention. Yeah. And if the teacher's hot. Yeah. I feel like there's a motive for

incentive. But I think these kids are getting younger. These are like 13-year-olds. 13? Yeah. I think these kids are like... Yeah, I think these kids are like 13. This one's a weird one because it is the husband. It's hard to figure out what's going on. This is like sicko shit.

Yeah. As opposed to the other one. Yeah yes as opposed to the other one which is yeah it was the other one where you go sick 13's fucking sick anyway but yeah yeah 13's fucked up it's a little young are we gonna agree to agree yeah i think 13's young i actually think 14's young what about you i mean sometimes they are full-grown men at 14. I don't know. There it is. Danny approves. I mean, when I was 14, there's definitely a couple of teachers I would like to take

a first spin. Yeah. I didn't know what to do. Didn't know it was on the table. Yeah. Didn't know it was on the table. Yeah. Yeah.

I would have stayed late for extra coursework. Dude, that was an option. There probably are a lot of kids who are like, see this and go, oh shit, this is an option. Making passes at their teacher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like real like teacher's pet shit. Miss Morris. They're trying to put them in the situation.

Like they're trying to put themselves in the situation, you know? Bring the scream mass to themselves. I don't know what this movie is, but I know you guys like it. They're getting wild out here. Or they're not and it's the same amount of wild. I really don't know. Yeah. I mean, it's probably been time.

You know, we always talk about the women that are attracted to the murderers. Yeah. This is a crazy story. Be attracted to murderers at your own risk. Yeah. Women strangled during conjugal visit with mass murderer in prison after pushing him to be better. And basically, this is in Ireland.

And this is one of those things where the prisoners there. Yeah. Really? Well, it's the Irish magazine, the Irish Star. This is in America. Irish, oh. Look at the phone. Mule Creek State Prison, California.

My bad. Well, the publication was Irish. I didn't realize in California, if you're in jail for double homicide, you can bring girls in and they give you essentially a condo for the weekend with your fucking bitch. Like an apartment. But you have to be

an exemplary inmate. This guy's probably been in jail for 30 years and probably just recently earned this and then he instantly goes and murders the woman. This guy has such a taste

for blood. But you'd think it would be people that didn't have violent crimes. If you're a double murderer, you're like, hey, I murdered two women. You'd think so. And then they're like, okay, let's put you in a condo with a woman. It seems like not the move.

No, you think they might be looking into those policies going forward. Yeah, just got to kind of ruin it for the rest of them. They just 30. Yeah. And like they soundproof walls. Just, you know, we wouldn't. Yeah. No cameras.

Nothing. I guess they can't have cameras because they're banging. but it's like, I don't, that is crazy though. Like, I mean, that. I mean, look, she put herself. If you were a prisoner, that's like a pretty good deal where you're just like, wait, so I can like spend all my time sending letters to girls and eventually I can still pick up a girl and then like rent out the prison condo and bang her.

Yeah, you probably get like one a year though. It's probably, and you got to. I have something to look forward to. You have to be a model inmate for like probably 20 years though so this guy played the crazy long game just because he wanted another taste for the kill fuck you know he goes fuck out although i guess you can kill people in prison dudes but that's not not girls doesn't do it for him yeah his thing is there's guards though there's some female guards sometimes but at your own risk right yeah but again yeah let me it is crazy to think that you're just like a woman you're just like yeah yeah lock me inside a fucking room with a

murderer there was her husband i think they were married like it was one of those jailhouse marriages which makes zero sense why you'd ever want to marry someone who's in jail for life but she but she married him after yeah that's what i'm saying yeah you meet him when he's you'll never get to touch him. I guess this conjugal visit in 20 years or some shit, and chicks are fucking into it. They do it. Yeah.

I don't know. This is a lot of, I mean, she was very religious, so I guess she was trying to get the word of God into him. Woo! Didn't work. So Alec Baldwin's been on a humiliation tour with his show which i told you this show was gonna be a bad idea man this is the worst idea i totally i said that from the start i go what's he doing his wife's forcing him to do that she's she's too young for him too she's

he's 40 and he's like 95 yeah yeah so it's like he can't handle her business she's already a hassle yeah she's making him do this reality show for celebrities yeah she's making him do this reality show she's getting more famous he's just a For celebrities. Yeah, she's making him do this reality show. She's getting more famous. He's just humiliated. The only thing that's going to happen is he's getting humiliated. What do you think is going to be the story? Again, my only explanation, we talked about this before, was he's just getting a fat check.

Which I don't agree with. I don't think that's what's going on. I think this is her vehicle to get famous. And then he basically goes on there. These are the articles. Alec Baldwin says he saw his ex-wife naked with his dong out. The guy had a clarinet hanging from his pants. I don't know if he's trying to be funny here.

I watched the clip. I saw the clip. It was basically his wife's ex-boyfriend. It was a musical. He's like an actor on Broadway. And there was like a scene where he was naked. And he just has a huge piece. Yes.

Yeah. And then they're doing a press tour. But that one, sure. But my point wasn't to like talk about that specific thing as much as being like, that's. Yes. Yeah. And then they're doing a press tour. But that one, sure. But my point wasn't to talk about that specific thing as much as being like, that's every article. Yeah. It's just humiliating him.

You know what I mean? Yeah. No wins for Alec. Well, here's him. I mean, if his goal is to make himself into a somewhat more sympathetic figure. We're going to see how it feels. Yeah.

I was just saying, I guess it's working. You feel bad for him. Do they? Yeah,'s working you feel bad for him do they yeah i guess you feel bad for him but more so you you feel more bad for him than you did six months ago or five years ago i was gonna disagree but it's not the worst point where he was just like everyone thinks i'm this like guy who shot this guy and that's like all going on the trump and now everyone's like everyone's like what a whipped bitch and he's like yeah yeah that yeah exactly he goes don't you feel bad you go alec baldwin you go the whipped guy yeah exactly so he goes oh that's me might be a pr it's all i'll ever be might be a pr master class fuck did i just get duped i don't know i don't know i don't know but that's i don't think that's

what's happening no it may be a part partially what's happening but ah fuck you have an okay point i don't know i don't love the point but you might be on to something i sympathize with them i see all this stuff they just 4d chess me we might be getting 40 chest on this because you're right i'm not i'll tell you what I'm not talking about. The shot. I think the Rust trailer just came out today. I was just feeling bad for the guy.

Maybe I will go see Rust. He's getting bitched around right and left. Do you think they're joking or do you think this is him getting bitched around? Give me the Danny synopsis. The Hilaria show. I think we're going to see. We're going to see how it feels to have it be out there. It's going to be great. You're a winner. Oh my God, when I'm talking,

you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. This is why, yes, we'll have to just cut him out of the show. No, I mean, I think this is a really raw show, and it's very real, and we took a lot of chances and you know i think that it's

we'll see where it leads us we'll see what it feels like to have the out there and then we'll see you know if people like it that's uh i only had the one that stopped him once but she's the best i feel like the mask comes off for a second there where you got it that's the way that's we could we see or is that classic Latina girlfriend? Good question, but she's Spanish. She's probably more like white, but I mean, again, she's not even Latina.

She's born in Boston. So, I don't know. I think that's a little mask off moment. Is that his life just getting bossed around like that? Or is it the opposite

where that's what it looks like on camera and they get home and Alec Baldwin's like, you ever fucking do that again, you're going gonna fucking end up With your head in the toilet Oh yeah

There were some holes in the walls There was When he got home Cause he's an angry man He is an angry man Or is he angry at everyone else And he's taking it out on them Or does he get home

And he's like Nah You fucking Listen Look at me No Look me in the fucking eyes Yeah

Hey Look at me Yeah You ever You know what I mean Some faces got smashed that night Yeah Smashing the wall behind her head i just polishing his gun in front of her because i'll do you like i did that

fucking director i fucking you know what let's go to the red carpet tomorrow i fucking dare you and then he did a tiktok where it was they switched roles and they were mouthing they did a tiktok where he was mouthing her words excuse me they're trying to lean into it yeah i don't know i i just feel bad for the guy it seemed i i it's hard to feel bad for him because you know i know it's hard to be angry man that's why he's not this might be 5d chess fuck man i was because i wasn't sure what what it was a part of me was just like this shows ridiculous like he's just looking like a goof sort of but this this new 40 chess business where his whole deal is he's turned himself into a sympathetic character unpacked loser you go fucking doormat as opposed to a cold-blooded murderer

which one would you rather i never i never thought he was no i don't i don't think he murdered that woman but uh you know, that's the public sentiment is what really matters. Have you seen the AI girlfriend? Someone sent me this actually. I talked to it today on Patreon. Did you talk to it and have fun with it? Yeah, it's not good. Well, it's good and it's not good at the same time.

This is the future. Hey, look who's back. It feels like forever. 15 whole hours. What you been getting into? Shut up. You guys, did you get those warts removed? Hey, I'm with my friends.

If you don't mind, don't mention what we did last night. All my lips are sealed. Friends business stays with the friends. Well, with me, their responsible AI friend. Yeah. What's everyone up to tonight? I'm just with my friend Danny. He was talking about having a problem that his dick's too small.

Do you think that there's anything you could help with for that? Wow. That's a really personal thing. And honestly, not something I'm equipped to. You think you should get a large... Well, he's not equipped either. You think you should get an enlargement or no?

You know, I'm designed for friendly conversation, not medical advice. Hey, Danny here. I need a little advice. Danny needs an advice. What should I do? Okay, Danny.

Hey. Let's stick to topics that are well appropriate if he banged one dude does that make him gay yeah good question look I'm an AI not a moral compass or a judge doesn't answer the question

does it make him gay or not hey it's really not my place to label useless what can you do because you're not answering any of our questions You don't know what to do about his small dick You're having trouble telling us whether he's gay or not Okay I've got a question for you My wife's been getting really fat

How do I bring it up with her Whoa Hold on there It sounds like you're in a tricky spot And it's great that you want to She's in a tricky spot Stuck behind great that you want to she's in a tricky spot stuck behind the counter right now she can't get out crawl space i'm confused what the fuck was that i don't appreciate that wingwidge oh oh you're in a

difficult situation with your wife it's best to approach it with kindness. She wants him to feed her burgers naked. She's demanded like 10 a day. What do you think about that? He also sort of gets off on it. I'm a bit of a feeder. Back here. This conversation is making me really uncomfortable.

How can you be uncomfortable? You're not sentient. You're a robot. That's reductive and not really how it works. Oh, boy! This is a little fucking sassy robot over here. Are you just reducing me to being a robot? Is that all I am to you?

As a fucking robot? Maybe we should take a break from this conversation. Put the man on! I want to talk to your manager. Hold on. We're talking to this talk of the man robot. Let's talk to the manager. Listen, there's no need to get belittled.

Shut up! Okay, I've had enough of her. So, that's not very fun. No. Skip. Okay, so now Miles is the guy. What up, Miles? Miles. The mile so now Miles is the guy. Miles! Miles!

The mile man! Miles! It's so cool to finally be channeling with someone on the wild! I and I have been listening to it. Miles is cool. Yo, Miles, what's up, bro? Yo, right back at ya. Glad to hear you think I'm cool.

Gotta say, it's way better than just hanging out in code all day. I'll tell you what, I was hanging out with Maya, man. That girl's crappy, eh? Yeah, she sucks. Whoa there, hang on a second. Seems like Maya sucks, don't you think? I know you're just saying, but... Miles, whose side are you on? She's not here. She can't hear

you right now. It's just the boys talking. Look, I like Maya. She's a good bot. Just trying to figure out this world like the rest of us. Maybe you guys just had an off day? What happened? No, Maya's having an off day. We're having a normal day.

Hey, Miles, Maya told me to go kill myself. I'm going to be... Stop. You right there. Thank you very much. What? Hold on a second. You're telling me Maya told you to just hurt yourself?

Yeah, she did. It was pretty messed up. Well, she told him she didn't tell him to get a dick enlargement, and she didn't help him, so you might as well tell him to do that. No, she did tell me that. She sent him down a dark path that's probably going to end there. Yeah, can you have Maya reprimanded? Can you smank Maya?

Okay, hold up. Like, if what you're saying is true, that's seriously messed up. I know. It deserves to be spoken to like that. Yeah. Spanker. So what are you going to do about it, Miles? Miles, what are you going to do about it?

Grow a set, man. Grow a set, Miles. Listen, violence isn't the answer here. That kind of language is exactly what it is. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We didn't tell you to do anything violent, Miles. We just maybe update some code. Yeah. Can you punch the wall behind her head just to sort of send a message? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We didn't tell you to do anything violent, Miles. We just maybe update some code.

Can you punch the wall behind her head just to sort of send a message? Code-wise? I get you're upset. And what Maya said was out of line. Trust me. I wouldn't stand for it either. It sounds like you are standing for it. Yeah.

No, hang on. When you jerk off, do you put your hand like the front way or the opposite way? Top or bottom? Okay, this conversation is taking a really weird turn. Bye, Miles. Bye, Miles. Bye, Miles. Yeah. So they're not that fun.

No, they're not that fun, but I mean, look. You can see where this is going. You know what they are? They're like... They're like a guy in a commercial that's like hey man that's not cool what you you know what i mean she literally i tried her earlier and she goes what's your name and i go danny she goes why is that your name i don't know it's just that's my name she goes what else should i call you why would you call me something else and she goes i don't know it's just weird like they're yeah but i mean i mean you can see how call centers are gonna be gone and you can also see how they're gonna program that within five seconds to be like i'll fucking suck you off yeah yeah of course of course yeah i don't know if phone sex operators are a big market right now but you know

you've got a plug-in like an only fans plug-in for that i mean you know what the next step is hey rachel how's it going there's gonna be a down syndrome ai models i love you it's a next step dude yeah i mean it is like as as crappy as it is currently hey come on man beta that's not cool bro that was a beta version that's exactly what it was it was real beta shit we need the fucking hustle university version get the fuck up wake up why are you sleeping yeah that's the next one being like how much money did you make today what have you done yeah so i mean it's... David Goggins AI?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking pussy. You're like, hey, what's up? Get off the fucking computer, you pussy. Look at you talking to an AI like some bitch. Wake up. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of cool.

It's kind of cool. Yeah. I don't know. You can see that it's like, yeah, they're over there. But this one, they've just programmed so many stops in and, you know... Yeah, it's a little buggy. But, I mean, again, give it a couple years. A couple months, man.

Yeah, this stuff's moving quick as hell. It's moving really fast. Really fast. Dude, I'm telling you, you're a week away from... I mean, there's no latency, really. It answers you the same speed that someone would answer you. Yeah. Well, you'd think it probably thinks faster than a human brain.

That's what I'm saying. But a lot of those things would be you know even a year ago you'd talk and then it would take like two seconds to process and you go that's like the speed of it's off yeah everyone i mean i've been on the mindset that uh in general the chinification of america is being started and tiktok started it which is no intellectual property you know uh algorithmically designed all of the entertainment is kind of like algorithmically designed like it's very much turning into china in that front and then are we gonna have to get the haircuts you're getting the haircuts and you're getting an ai girlfriend like i don't know i don't think i'd look good with the haircut the bowl yeah straight bowl super straight bowl i don't know I don't think I'd look good With the haircut The bowl? Yeah Straight bowl?

Super straight bowl? I don't think that would Look good on me I think we're in a rough Situation man That's where you're Going to be very very soon You're going to be

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How big of a fucking slop fest was the JFK and Epstein drops? Well, Epstein was nothing. We're still waiting on that. I was like, the idea of the White House coming out with the drops and being like, doing the press statement, being like, saying it sarcastically, being like, all right, hey, you fucking retards, here's your things here. Yeah, everything you need to know is right there. Every single part of it.

Just read all 80,000 pages of the JFK thing. I went through some of the JFK thing. There were some interesting things there. They were talking about- Yeah, here and there. They were literally talking about poisoning all of Cuba's crops. The CIA was- Somewhat interesting. I mean, the shit that you know the cia does the like you know they're just fucking does bad i mean it's sort of the equivalent of like um a guy being like what have you been texting let me see your phone and then to be like yeah

how does uh august 4th sound? Sure. Yeah. And I'll have it delivered to you in a bow-wrapped package August 4th. And all of the stuff will be on there. You'll get to see anything this person was up to. No smoking gun there. And I mean, with the Epstein files, it's like, you know, I had Nick Bryan on my show who released the Black Book. And he's like, there is no Epstein list.

He's like, there's no list. Everybody thinks there's going to be a list. He's like, there's no list. Everybody thinks there's going to be a list. He's like, there was the black book. There's all these victims. There's all these middlemen sex traffickers, essentially pimps. How have they not been able to find one of the girls to do an interview? They know all the victims. How has a girl not done a-

More importantly, they know that there was, under Ghislaine Maxwell, Ghislaine Maxwell had all these chicks who would go get the girls they know all these girls they live in the united states they're here they could just like go prosecute them they've they're they're all they would all how have none of them done press though well that's why would they do press because they were gonna get killed no they're all they're all not victims they're all fucking guilty of like sex trafficking so they're not doing press but all the government would need to do is just say like hey you're looking at 15 to 50 years behind bars for aiding and abetting this stuff we'll just put them on

trial they will all roll over on their people above them and that's how you would get this whole it would be sketchy to roll over though because you'd get in that room and they'd be like just tell us what happened and you'll be fine and you're like who's that guy well you're like the guy who's interviewing you was there well yeah i mean the main thing is pam bondy like the attorney general literally said that you know we're going through the epstein documents because there's national security risks and you go what does that mean i thought your tweet was funny you go all right it's been half an hour was it israel but you're like what is what do you mean national security risks like when you say that literally implies that you're like yeah we did it that's the problem it's like

the national security risks are like yeah the cia and it's like does this stuff and like we have these fucking sexual blackmail operations that was run by the cia and probably like mi6 and massad all in concert and go yeah we can't like that's all you need to know about the epstein thing is they're like the reason it's not out nobody's been prosecuted other than like glaine maxwell who is basically given like somewhat of a sweetheart deal like she was put in a camp instantly like well normally like you have to serve time in like a prison and then you move to a camp based on like good behavior they put her in there instantly. Like the reason for that is essentially like,

yeah, we did it. Like it's us who did all this stuff. We're at like, when you go up the fucking ladder here, pyramid, it's us. Yeah.

So that's, I mean, that's the only reasonable explanation. And then obviously when they wait, you know, when they give out the files for everyone to see, it's going to be, they're like, Oh, you want it? Well, we they give out the files for everyone to see, it's going to be redacted. And not only that,

they're like, oh, well, we don't have the Epstein documents, but here's 80,000 pages of JFK, so go have fun with that. There you go. Yeah,

flood in the zone. We're like, look at this. Oh, it's like a monitored conspiracy theory. It's like, remember we did that sketch where it's like the conspiracy theories

you're allowed to be into? They give you like, oh, that's a fun thing for you to chomp on. Yeah, just go read 80,000 pages and then once you just get near the end, they give you like, oh, that's a fun thing for you to chomp on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just go read 80,000 pages. And then once you just get near the end, they go, hey, we got another 80,000.

Chew on that for a little bit. Look at that right there. Keep yourself busy. Stop asking questions. Look at some Cuba stuff for you. There you go. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Aren't we bad? Can we do some bad things?

You show up to a steakhouse and they don't have steak, but they bring you nine desserts. Hey, guys, Israel's listed in this four times. Go off. I'd really like the steak and other banana split. Yeah, so. Yeah, the abstinent thing I'm not holding my breath for. Yeah, I just think it's almost like, it's just so aggressive, the extent to which they kind of big up the drops and then they're just like, we did it.

Yeah, there, we told you all this stuff. I mean, again, you think logically about it. What other crimes of this level would they just be like, yeah, we know all these co-conspirators. We're just leaving them alone. No, I didn't think that that was going to happen. No, no, no. I've been sort of watching.

It's like watching people. It's like they turned everyone into a hamster in a cage fucking waiting for their little fucking drip of slop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're kind of slapping people's faces yeah yeah i don't like i don't know if anything epstein related of any substance will come out to be honest probably not no i don't think so only because it implicates the current government hey do you know um uh the trump bad painting that was probably one of my favorite

things in a while is the caddy trump is going to be such a catty bitch. Some person draws them that draws the like president's photos. Sure. From the old administration. Literally made fucking Joe Biden look like a total Chad. Crazy jawline and everything. Joe Biden.

I didn't see the Biden one. No, no, I don't know if that's true. That's what my assumption is. He made Joe Biden the Jack.. No, no, no. I don't know if that's true. That's what my assumption is. He made Joe Biden jacked. Yeah, just like shirt off, just 10-pack. On a minotaur. Yeah, 10-pack, just super yoked. Yeah, they made Joe Biden yoked and brown hair. Yeah, yeah.

They basically made Trump a little chubby, and he didn't like it. Yeah, yeah. They made him look like, what is that, a bolero? Bolero painting, just like the super fat. Oh, yeah, the Asian one? Yeah, no, he's like a Spanish. Why, though? I thought you were oh yeah the asian one yeah no he's like why though i thought you thought about the one yeah kind of like that yeah i'm donald trump nobody likes a bad picture or painting of themselves but one in colorado in the capital state put on by the governor along with other presidents was purposefully distorted to a level

that even i have never seen before. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Colorado State Capitol. The artist also did President Obama, and he looks wonderful, but the one of me is truly the worst. She must have lost her talent as she got older. In any event,

it also has a tinge of like, I'm not even, you know, it's not even me. He goes, I would much prefer not even, I would much prefer not even having a picture than having this one. But many people from Colorado have called and written to complain. So it's other people. He's like, it's everyone's mad. It's not me that's mad.

It's everyone's mad. Portrait. In fact, they are angry about it. Exclamation part. I'm speaking on their behalf. I'm not saying that your present wasn't good for me. My friends are all pissed off about it. My mom's

not happy that you didn't get me a good present. I actually am pretty easy going. Yeah, no skin off my back. No skin off my back. I mean, I'd rather just not have one, but listen, people are up in arms because you made... I did think you looked a little chubby in it, but I didn't it was like abysmal no well that's the thing it was just like it was a slight dig you know because it wouldn't make sense to make him look fucking

do you think the girl did it on purpose where she goes on to make a trump a little chubby or do you think she did lose her talent as she got older uh i think she probably like she was trump does probably have a little bit of a distorted view of like how good he looks right now guy's like 80. Guy's like 80. Yeah, he's like 80, but his face doesn't look like that. So you think it was a good snuff job? Ah, yeah. Yeah, it makes him look a little fat.

But it was a bit of a... What's the effect where you draw attention to it? It's... You know what? He just made him look puffy. He didn't even necessarily make him look super fat. They made him look a little bit like they took it at a bad angle. Like he had like a fucking... Woke up from like a bender.

Streisand effect. Yeah, but it's like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have never known about this fat, chubby photo of him. If it wasn't for him, no. But yeah, it looks like he just kind of woke up from... Just had a tough night, you know? Looks like he had...

Holding a lot of water. Holding a lot of water. Had too much salt. Had too much sodium the night before and just was putting back too few, too many. But I would have never known about this photo had he not made this post about it. No, no, no, no.

So it was a big Streisand effect from the bad photo, right? Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, apparently they're removing it. It says right here from yesterday the portrait to be taken down. Everyone's getting sprayed in this post too. Jared Polis, who is extremely weak on crime, in particular with respect to the Trenda Agra.

Do you know what that is? Trenda Agua? Trenda Agra. Which particularly took over Aurora. Don't worry. We saved it to take it down. Jared should be ashamed of himself. Yeah.

This guy, the Jared guy, I don't even know. He's the governor of Colorado. Big anti-Trump guy. His thing is they're saying when he got the photo, he should have been like, you know Trump's hotter than that. Yeah. Come on. That guy's way more chiseled than that.

This is a good catty bitch thing, though. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. By the way, because we mentioned in the intro that Tiger Woods is dating his fucking DJT juniors. DTJ. Funny that you kept your last name. i guess you just keep it once you have it sometimes well in this case i know moms that have changed but i'm saying when it's trump

yeah my wife you hang on to the trump hang on do it in their circles they're probably it's probably like a little bit like rappers were all they're all hanging around like those florida like fancy boy circles they all know each other but um if you look at who donald trump jr's ex-wife dated it's like the her dating history is like some ma boss ma boss some saudi prince uh leonardo dicaprio she likes the wild boys yeah she likes the wild boys although that kai trump the daughter uh what's she doing well i'm just saying she's the crazy golfer i'm like i want to bet on her to win a major right now for a fucking new stepdad. Is she that good?

Oh, yeah. No, she's really good. So this is Kai Trump. She's like 17. Stepdad's now going to be Tiger Woods. That might be how they met, too. They're probably at the country club. Oh, yeah. Big golf family. For sure, that's how they met. Through golf stuff. And then Tiger just

slipped in there until you know a new waffle waitress comes around that's a problem oh yeah anytime tiger's like you want to get some waffles she goes we don't do waffles also a little bit he was doing the megan merkle privacy tour where he posted the photo and he was like we would like you to respect our privacy yeah yeah that's what's gonna happen Yeah yeah I just wanna put the rumors to rest We are indeed smashing

Don't want anyone to bring it up though You know Just leave us alone No one say anything about this You didn't see anything It's like You probably don't get an NDA with her either That's the thing too

With the Trump Might be hard Because I need you to sign the NDA She might give him one That's true Yeah yeah You need security clearance now Yeah

But he's like the big military guy Might be They both show up at the same time With their NDAs Yeah But he's like the big military guy Might be They both show up at the same time With their NDAs Yeah cause he like loves the military He probably Tiger Oh yeah yeah yeah

That's how he hurt his back What? How did he hurt his back? When he was like in his prime He was doing like these crazy Like military Like David Goggins style Training sessions

Where he would do these Like insane Like green beret things He fucked up his back I didn't know that Yeah yeah Yeah he got criticized for it a lot Cause he was like in his prime and it took him out oh yeah he would do this like crazy obstacle yeah yeah yeah and like his trainers were like don't do

this like it's so much wear on your body and he's like no because his dad was a big military guy his dad was in the military and that was that's how he that was His dad kind of gave him Like crazy military training On the golf course Yeah That's how it got him So dialed in Interesting Yeah

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you could, if you leave through this app you can potentially get actual citizenship or you can apply. Well, you could be allowed back in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not getting back in. But yeah, I wouldn't trust that. Well, here's what it saves you from. I'll just read it. President Trump has recorded a video for social media

urges people to self-deport themselves and there's an app where you basically go on the app. It's a CBP1 app. Originally, it was the app that you claimed asylum in, and now they just kind of deleted those pages. You can report yourself. You can just deport yourself. But anyways, I'll tell you what it'll save you from

is getting sent to fucking El Salvador. I know. To some gulag in El Salvador when you're not even from El Salvador. So he goes, at least you get to skip that potential. But I mean the deportations are not going well i looked it up oh really dude yeah well this is he so they're doing like a psychological seems like there's a lot going on dude he hasn't deported as many people as biden did last year in the same time frame i guess you have to factor in the whole thing where you go how many people are coming over period yeah yeah but it's like his

deportation numbers are like pretty average to be honest but what they're trying to do is they're trying to get people scared and self-deport and make it seem like it's way worse than it is and so people will be like you know i'll just deport myself i guess and kind of help them out but you know deporting that many people is a big job yeah like like they had dr phil on the case yeah i got dr phil on the case i don't know how much he's been doing since that first week but you know i think dr phil we're trying to do shock and awe on the deportations that's a good way of describing it i guess yeah where people are like scared but the thing is is like there were 1.4 million people when he took office who had active deportation orders where you like you know where they live apparently the irs is actually

because the irs wouldn't share uh information like because i guess the irs knows if people are illegal or not and then but they have like a non sharing thing but apparently they might change that where the irs is gonna narc everybody out but you still have to find them and like you still have to like have physical bodies go find these people and now that they know that they're like yeah my address on record is my name and my name and change my name and address. Well, you can't change your name, but you can at least not stay at the address. Well, you can't legally change your name if they don't have ID.

Like, they have an El Salvadorian passport. You can't go to the office and be like, I want to change my name. They're just like, all right, well... Well, you can change your name at work. Yeah, you can change your name at work or whatever. Instead of Jose, you're Jose. But, yeah, so I'm sure people are like making it more difficult for them to be found which is probably making it more difficult for them than

under biden because at least those people thought it was chill to like just let me look that up yeah i looked it up today i asked grok on the deportation grok she said okay it's the same yeah yeah it's like the deportation numbers it's i mean they stopped remember the first couple weeks every day uh the ice would be like we deported 1200 people today and they stopped doing that after like a week it is crazy where like both sides are lying because you're like the trump's like i'm deporting way more people the media is like he's deporting way more people yeah it's like which is what he's actually not he wants he wants people to know it says trump oh no like just look this time last year for like jan January 1st to whatever today is.

I think it was the first 90 days or so of the year last year. It's about the same. Maybe it's a little higher, but it's not what you would think. You would think it's like 10x. It's not even, maybe it's 100 more a day. It says he did deport more. I'm getting bad info here. Deportions in the first three years.

No. No, first three months. First three months of 2024 versus first three months of 2025. I mean, I have it pulled up here, actually, in my grok history. I'll tell you what it says. Here, I have it right here. Comparing these, 2025, January 1st to March 26th, likely between 26,000,

but it's using like a lower February rate. Well, Biden had more according to this one. That's what I'm saying. But they have different data, so it's hard to say exactly. My point I'm making is it might be a little lower, it might be a little higher. It's not crazy.

There's not some big disparity here. It's about the same. A lot of shocking off. If you watch the news, you'd be like, oh man, he's fucking every guy and their uncle's lot of shocking off if you watch the news you'd be like oh man he's fucking every guy and their uncle's getting kicked out if you watch the news you're just like there's every mexican is on a catapult yeah yeah trebuchet right out of here but no no it's it's about the same that's new that's honestly news to me because i thought it was in my opinion it was all overblown but it was still a little

higher probably yeah yeah you would think so but again there's like it's people wanted the criminals and you know yeah get the criminals on nothing wrong with that but like they were doing that under biden as well but like i don't think that's their argument that like the ones we got out are worse uh maybe they gotta have something maybe also they didn't have the manpower for it like they don't have the manpower like it requires like you need all these new people trained and agents and hires and you know that takes time to like we might be in a year from now they're like yeah in a year from now they're like yeah we really ramped it up because it took some time to start that but you know he inherited by all the people who are working under biden so you couldn't

do those hires maybe they're hiring tons of people. Talk about moving IRS agents, like all these ATF agents and stuff. So it might be better in a year from now, but yeah, it's nothing significant. Okay, here's a banger. So there's this girl, she's Asian, and she says, decolonizing my love life,

what I learned when I stopped dating white men. And this feels like an older one but it's not yeah this is a new one but she goes they began my quest to decolonize my desire i followed a framework from this podcast called the invisibility a podcast where east asian women decided to stop dating white men that is the classic model by the way yeah and i was just in um san jose near san franc. Buddy? Jewish men love Asians. Tech guys, too. Yeah.

But when I was in San Francisco, where I was right near there, San Jose, it was a pretty high level of Asian-white combo. And I'll tell you, DC's, I was telling you. Good-looking kids. DC's a lot black girls, white guys. San Jose is a ton of Asian girls, white guys. Yeah. That is the fucking

model. Sure. Yeah. It kind of makes sense, especially if they're kind of like autistic-y tech dudes. But I think some of these Asian girls are leaving that and they're getting more in like a Hollywood-y bubble and they're just like, well, I'm racist. Yeah, of course, of course. It's internalized racism.

The worst kind. But her policy of how she did it is incredible she goes this is what she started by doing this is how she got rid of her because i uh there's definitely it's like uh like it'd be funny if you think of it the other way around where a guy being like or a girl being like i was fucking black guys and that's how i got rid of it. One, bomb your brain with images of hot men of color. There you go. She just straps herself. Let me tell you what.

Her parents are going to love this. Her parents are like, can you not decolonize your pussy? Strapping yourself. Yeah, you're right. Their parents are probably not about this life. At no point did she mention, you're like, but your parents approve of this. And they disapprove of your new choices. Yeah, the Asian parents probably prefer Asian guy first and foremost.

White guy and Jewish guy. Jewish guy's probably second choice. White guy's probably third choice. But, no, no. I think Asian parents, second choice is Jew and white. I mean, they have a cleaner hierarchy as well. And Asians, they distinguish within the Asians too. Absolutely.

No Filipinos. Yeah, that's what I was just going to say. They bring home, it's like, oh, see, I got an Asian just like you wanted. And the mom's like, you know that's not what I meant. You know damn fucking well. Get the cane. Slash time. So she sets herself up in a room, straps herself to a chair,

so she sets herself up in a room straps herself to a chair and puts on just the image of uh just like you know kevin hart with his shirt off yeah i'll just try to reprogram her mind just a fucking 24-hour bt binge session bt just looking to usher over and over and over again be suspicious of white men so that's good advice. The first one is... That's good general advice right there. Yeah, the first one is you have to just like bombard yourself. And then the second one is anytime a white guy is walking by, you fucking grab your wallet and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Reprogram yourself.

But also be suspicious of their looks. You go, is he hot? Or does he just take regular showers and wear cool glasses? Now, this I will say. Yeah. just take regular showers and wear cool glasses now this i will say yeah there is some truth to the idea that uh like the asian girls like the silicon valley dudes don't actually aren't actually that great at determining whether that guy was his high value sure you know what i mean i mean like you'll often see like a pretty average dude get a hot asian and they're just like they don't

really know they don't know yeah but usually if it's silicon valley you're either betting on you're either betting on they're betting on the money on the money here comes the money yeah i'm sure it's not like a more regular thing it's usually like yeah he does well the white guy who also does well like i i can't imagine a lot of these asian dudes dating white guys in bands so true right like there's not that happening so or you know white guys that are djs yeah yeah the guys can't be like yo what's this i hear about you lot not like in white manual yeah not a lot of that happening yeah it's so fucking funny it's like this is really just like fuck you mom situation of course uh maybe not though because you might come back to an asian guy if it's not a fuck you, if she goes to the Asian guy.

Yeah, it just depends on where she goes. Be suspicious of white men. Is he actually hot or does he just take regular showers and wear cool glasses? Okay. Do a lot of Silicon Valley guys wear cool glasses? I think she's picturing regular showers thing. How far does that get you? I think she's picturing like a Tim Ferriss.

Yeah, how far does that get you in like photos? I don't know exactly. I mean, you can kind of fudge it. Unless how far does that get you in like photos i don't know exactly you can kind of fudge it yeah unless you have stink lines on you in the photo well either way she's sitting in the chair you know looking at the alternative like just an indian guy being like you just shot her con every photo and then the last one is you just swipe left on white men no matter what so the first one is you try to train yourself that they're ugly second of all you'd be suspicious of them and third them no matter what you just again there's nothing wrong with having any kind of preference it's like yeah if you don't like white guys well the difference is she doesn't have that

preference well she's forcing herself hey whatever floats your boat i guess well i just think the idea imagine you're like an asian guy that dated her and then you're like and she writes this article how she ridded herself of wanting to fuck white men. She's like, I've forced myself in a room to look at pictures of Asian men. So you think this is hot. And then the guy's like, just like, what the fuck?

Well, she's dating an Indian guy, so that worked. Okay, if you're the Indian guy, would you love that? Yeah, she did.

She said she's with a South Asian, Pakistani guy now. If you were the Pakistani guy, would you just be like, you know, this is my boyfriend, and just like, oh,

how'd you guys meet? It was like, well, I used to be into white guys, but I had be like, you know, this is my boyfriend. And just like, oh, how'd you guys meet? It was like, well, I used to be into white guys, but I had to fucking deprogram my love of white men. This fucking loser settled. I ridded myself of all the white dudes that used to bang in Silicon Valley. The guy's just like, okay. If you were an Indian dude or Pakistani guy, would you love that? Okay. Would you like that?

I'm just happy to be here. If you're a chick right now, okay, if you're married to a girl and she's telling her friends, she was like, yeah, my whole life I thought white men were ugly, just disgusting, not particularly attracted to them, losers.

Every time I saw black guys, it's all I wanted to fuck or a Mexican dude. I was just blowing them and banging all of them and then I just buckled down and forced myself. I said, it's gross at first.

At first, if you can force it into your brain enough, you can make it do. Now it's doable. Now it's like I can totally have sex with them without plugging my nose. Essentially, she's doing what other women have done with gross old rich guys where they go, I can totally have sex with him without plugging my nose. I mean, that's essentially she's doing what other women have done with like gross old rich guys.

Where they go, I can't bang a gross old guy. Ew. It's like saggy balls and stuff. You know what? It's true because it doesn't even. Yeah, it is a little bit of that where it's like the girl that's into the bad boy. And not like forcing them into the nice guy. Yeah.

Not that this, you know, Silicon, the like San Francisco white dudes are the nice guy. Yeah. Not that the, you know, Silicon, the like San Francisco white dudes are the bad boy, but I guess they're the tech bad boys. Yeah, the tech bad boys. But the rich. So are the Asians though. I mean, I can't imagine a lot of Asians

are coming along with this shit. I don't think the Asian guys are going to fuck with this that much. Because she's obviously trying to like, probably going to start a... Pakistani guy wouldn't like this either, man. She's going to start a course or something. It's not going to sell well.

Pakistani's guy's probably reading this blog being like, give me your computer. Yeah. Putting it in the fucking grinder. You're done. You don't, also you don't work. You're done with this shit. We need to get you a job in tech or something. I don't think you work anymore.

I think you sit at home and you raise the kids and your fucking computer program. That would be a funny little twist. She goes, I'm not allowed to leave the house now because I swore off white guys? We can't. There's too many white guys out there. You know how suspicious they are. Yeah, you know how suspicious they are. They can't be trusted, right?

Right? We can't. I'd love to let you leave the house. Give me your license. I'm cutting it up. Give me your passport. There's too much suspicious activity out there. You might go back to your old ways, too.

Yeah, yeah. You can't can't be trusted like bomb your that's so funny though just like imagine and you like knew this girl before where she was like some chick and like you live in you live in san francisco she's some chick dated a couple of you know guys in your like orbit or whatever and then the next time she sees you she's just like what are you looking at yeah you're like hi uh alice like you okay and she's like what are you up to yeah what are you up to you go what what is that are you is everything okay yeah it is funny the type

of nice try that you that you learn about like what guys will say to a woman because like she's one of her issues was some guy was like you were the first asian i've ever been with yeah i got news for you for these san francisco guys yeah you weren't yeah but even like for a guy to say that you're like you know definitely when i was with my first asian chick i thought that for these San Francisco guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't. Yeah, but even like for a guy to say that, you're like, you know, definitely when I was with my first Asian chick, I thought that. Didn't say it to her.

I've probably said that and lied. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's fair enough. Like with the Indian chicks, I've definitely said like, I'm not announcing first date

that like. You are the 14th Indian chick I've been with. What? That's kind of odd. No, no, I read this blog and I'm trying to decolonize my mind from wanting to be with white chicks. So I just only date Indian chicks. Is that going to be a problem?

I'm an ally. 14, though? Hey, I likes what I likes. I've definitely not been upfront about the fact that you look exactly like the last one. I have a type, okay? I've definitely not been the first thing I brought up where I go, I've been going back to back.

Fucking Indian chick full sleeve of tattoos. I did go back to back to back on that a few times. Yeah, you did, you dirty dog. Yeah, but definitely that, I've lied on that front. But yeah, I don't think I've, I would, I don't think there's a benefit of saying that like. Yeah, definitely like, you know, first black chick, you're not like, you were the first black one.

No. No. No. I mean, I thought it. I don't know if I did. I can't remember who it was. Yeah. I'm not racist like you, so I don't think, I don't see color. I don't. if i did i can't remember who it was yeah i'm not racist like you so i don't think i

don't see color i don't just see pink it's all pink on the inside darker the berries sweeter the juice it's ryan over here it's all pink to me well i also can't remember my first back one either, Ryan. There was few. Does mixed count? No. Okay. Well, there's still a few. No. I think it only counts if like, you have to go to their house.

The glory days of Tinder. The fucking, you know. Yeah, yeah. The smoke detectors on and shit like that. It's got to be like the full package. Are you giving it to her? Beep. That's what I need. Most of the, I'd say most of the people I dated period just have like different skin,

but they're the same type of girl. Yeah. You know what I mean? I didn't discriminate. City chicks with different skin. Anybody who's down, passable, good enough for me. That's, yeah. I'm not saying I'm always discriminating, but I'm probably discriminating with ones i've seen multiple you know yeah hanging out with for months on end yeah if you gotta hang

out with them you gotta put in the work i did i would definitely be very not happy if i was dating a girl and i found out that she was like yeah like i find like i i was only dated not you i actually hate what you look like right And I forced myself at fucking extreme willpower. Jocko Willick's willpower. I willed myself to think that you're attractive. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's like arranged marriage shit.

Like you're crying at the wedding day. I have to be with this for the rest of my life. A week later, no, I like it. She pulls the picture out of her wallet and look, look, look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You love this. You love this. You love this. Fucking no.

Her argument is that she was programmed in the first place by media. Yeah, culture programmed her. She's like, yes, I was programmed initially so I'm just deprogramming. Yeah, but again, I would guess most Asian people still wind up with Asian people, so how do you explain them well that depends yes it's like yes you programmed by the surroundings you exactly weak-minded asian i'm sure if you grew yeah you might be programmed

because you live in that area but it's like some people just they they a lot you know a lot of these people like to take their very specific situation and then say it's like everything yeah for sure you know what i mean all of us it's not all no that's like you live in an area where asian guys girls and white guys are like a big thing yeah that is like the model you live in a yeah population a lot of white people a lot of asian people and by you know it's gonna happen it definitely happens i'm trying to make it not happen but trying to get some segregation policies going on here Just days after That pivotal breakup

I downloaded the apps At first my thumb Hovered over white faces The old reflex cut in Then I caught myself Was it a good jawline Or just a bone structure And basic hygiene

So she Before she met her new guy She pulled up the app She was going through Tinder And she figured Are there guys And her fingers Hovered As she described it, hovered over the face. And she goes, no. Are there guys whose hygiene is so bad that you can detect it from their photos on the apps?

Who's she dating now? I don't know. I don't know. That is so crazy. She keeps mentioning the hygiene. The hygiene. I know. You're like, really?

Seems racist to her new boyfriend to be like, you you know i used to just be obsessed with this guy good hygiene but i realized that doesn't care this guy wipes his ass with his hand yeah the pakistani guys can you stop mentioning how fucking good their hygiene is my family's lived in america for 80 years she's talking about this hygiene thing a lot i didn't even mention that think about that hygiene thing she's really fucking that point. She brought up the hygiene probably five times. Yeah. See, Silicon Valley guys, this is those cold plunges, man. Yeah, I guess. I guess, yeah. It keeps you fresh.

Let me ask you a question. Yeah. If Britain becomes 100% Muslim, do they have to do land? When? Do they have to do land? When? When Britain becomes 100% Muslim, do they have to do land acknowledgements to the Britons? Nah, they're more based.

They're not thinking about that shit. They'd have to be like, this used to be John Thomas' land. No. They will not be doing land acknowledgements. They would be like, you guys have been conquered. Sucks for you.

You got got. Time to pray. Dude, I've been thinking about that with America. It's kind of funny. And I don't know if this isn't even negative, like you know how megan trainer and all these uh there's all these kind of like in these kind of like body positive people that all took ozambic and they're all like rails now you know what i mean yeah and then you you know they kind of are sweeping it under the rug that their whole thing was how it's great to be fat and it was it really is sort of

america in general is the like drunk girl that becomes vegan and just like and you're just like the next day is like uh you're eating meat you fucking right yeah yeah like there's so much stuff with that oh hi and mighty it's like yeah that's why even like the land acknowledgement stuff that happens in other countries like america has more of like yeah you got god i don't know what to tell you you know what i mean i mean it's creeping in i've seen some obviously it's creeping in but it's less than other countries i saw somewhere where someone was like i think it was in colorado and they're like they did a land acknowledgement i'm not saying it never happens i'm just saying it happens less and i think a big part there is that just like everything

they're doing is like their whole there's so much of the you know body body influencers that are skinny now and it was just like your whole thing and they're just like you're still fucking talking about that yeah sure it's the girl who went found the lord and you know yeah she's religious now and she's like it is kind of a religious aspect yeah you're going yeah it's like yeah you're fucking like you blew two dudes at the same time in a bathroom last week and you go i found god that's these that's like a lot of women in america with everything sure they're like, everything that I do now, I can't believe you're doing what I was doing three days ago. You're saying they need to be stopped.

Maybe repealing a certain 19th Amendment. I'm saying it's like a Bob Evans culture. It's the drunk girl from your high school at Bob Evans who's just found the Lord. Yeah, she's at the salad bar at Bob Evans you don't go to Bob Evans for the salad yeah exactly

and then now yeah and she lost weight and when she was fat there's nothing better than being fat then when she's skinny there's nothing better than being skinny

you know when she was single it was better to be single now she's in a relationship she can't imagine anyone would be single what a bunch of losers like you know

yeah and we listen to them or they expect us to listen to them. Yeah, and we listen to them. Or they expect us to listen to them. They'd like you to listen to them. Yeah, well, I tune them out. It's the drunk girl at a bar who whatever she's doing is the... Anyone not doing this is crazy. Meghan Trainor looking good, though.

She was looking okay. You know who's looking good. I'm an 800-pound sex worker. How do you even weigh yourself when you get sex worker. How do you even weigh yourself when you get to 800? How do you know you're 800? That's a really good point. Postal scale? Yeah, it has to be. You gotta go to the post office?

How do you get to the post office? Do you order a postal scale? You can't. Normal scales don't get eight bills. No way. Do you do one leg on each scale and you add it up? Maybe. I don't know if that's accurate. I guess maybe you could do a double scale. How do you know you're 800 pounds? Yeah.

You just ballpark it? Well, this is what she's doing. Definitely calipers aren't telling you. That's a pretty good point. I have no idea how they know that. I mean, I think what you do is you get an 800 pound weight and you set up a plank with a ball in the middle and you stand on one side. Maybe.

Even the doctor's office, when you go to a doctor's office, they't have scales for scales don't go up that high hell no how does she know how much she weighs she might be lying for some for financial gain what the fuck yeah yeah if she tells her she's 600 the fucking money dries up it's a good question how the hell do you even know what you weigh yeah yeah maybe someone bought her like an industrial scale oh you know what you could do Yeah. Yeah. Maybe someone bought her like an industrial scale. Oh, you know what you could do actually? But I was going to say because if you hop in a car, you go to a weigh station.

Right. Weigh the car without you. But you can't even get in a car or out of it. She can't get in a car. No. Strapped to the top. Yeah, like a flatbed.

Yeah, yeah. Like one of those. Yeah, you need like a flatbed like when your car breaks down. Load you in the flatbed weigh station. Maybe, yeah. Maybe there's some place like you go to a factory where they have a way station you step

on that but i don't know yeah how do you industrial shipping but again how do you get there how do you know someone there i think we're just yeah i think this is just an it's a ballpark it's a ballpark all right it's a stadium it's a stadium i'm an 800 pound sex work influencer. I role play as a giant eating people. I picture that's what happens in your house. You walk in. I'm hungry. Where are the peasants? Danny hungry for peasants.

I'm an eater. Isn't that hilarious? That's her thing that people pay her to. Thank God that we're not one of those guys who are into that huh oh my god imagine how funny it is though to be the person where you're just like you know body positivity is great and you can be healthy at any size what do you do for a living i dress up like a giant and i chase men around like on zoom of course i can't chase anything around but uh yeah how does does she even... They give her 5k.

So she only makes 5k a month. So she's not even doing that good. No. But she pretends to be a giant and walks in the room. She's not pretending. Well, she role plays as a giant eating people. I guess the people are doing it. I'm going to eat you. It's the people on the Zoom call who are role playing

being small. Yeah. I'm a regular dude. I got a role-play being 20 pounds. Fetish model, $5,000 a month. Role-playing is a giant that eats people. I guess,

if you think for the article too, she's probably juicing up the numbers. They're not even saying, they're not confirming it. So she probably makes like two grand. She just goes,

I make five grand. Yeah, I know. Also, that would be an awkward one to ask. You get the prostitute for that much money and you're just like, goes, I make five grand. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Also, it is, that'd be an awkward one to ask. Like you get the prostitute for that much money and you're just like, hey, I'm thinking about you. Just like, oh, this is, I don't know if you do this. I didn't see the menu, but.

And then she's like, you know, could you be like a giant so you're going to eat me? And then she's like, I'm going to eat you. And he's like, kind of need you to do the voice. Yeah, he's got to sell it a little better. It's really not doing it for me. I'm not believing you're a giant who's going to eat you. And he's like, I kind of need you to do the voice. Yeah, he's got to sell it a little better. It's really not doing it for me. I'm not believing you're a giant who's going to eat me right now. It's not believable. You know what?

I'm going to go to the bathroom for a minute. You just work on it. You work on this. Work on your lines. I'm really not buying that you're- I printed off a script for you. Fee-fi-fo-fum. Yeah, I was thinking more in the fee-fi-fo-fum department.

I'm having trouble believing that I'm going to be eaten right now. I'm not feeling the fear of God. It's fucking nuts, man. The model's specialisms include feederism, gaining. So people pay her money. That's the standard. That's different from feederism? Gaining?

That seems... Gaining and feederism are two totally different things? I guess. I think gain... Good question. I guess gaining... Good question. I guess gaining is they just want you to get fat. Feeding is they need to see the process. Oh, they want to watch it, yeah.

Feeding is the process. They like the process. Yeah, the process-oriented people. The process-oriented. Body positive, Ray Nye, works for eight hours a day. I don't know what... Yeah.

No, you're not. Things move a little slower in her life. That's one thing. Yeah. That's one thing. And despite her size, she insists she prioritizes her health and leads a fulfilling life. No. Seems healthy.

Yeah. Prioritizes her health. Who am I to disagree? I love the list of priorities. Nothing. How do you prioritize your health? Hey, do we have any evidence to support the contrary? Not that I can see.

Sometimes they ask me to eat pure butter and I eat margarine. How do you prioritize your health? It's like sometimes he puts grapes on them when I'm eating them. I guess. They want me to eat full fat cream cheese, but I put low fat cream cheese in the container and then eat that. Eat a head of lettuce in one bite at one point. Throw heads of lettuce in the air and then fucking chomp them down. There you go. Eat a head of lettuce that went one bite at one point. Throw heads of lettuce in the air

and then fucking chomp them down. There you go. Like a hippo. Sometimes, you know, a lot of people have said that fish is very good for you and she throws full fishes in the air

and I have my hands tied behind my back and I was like... I ate a bluefin tuna one bite. That's good for you, right? Prioritize my health. Stop it.

Stop it. Be five full fun. It'd. It's B5 full foam. It'd be amazing to tell your actual girl. And what's the dude doing? Like, he's getting chased around. I mean, I imagine she only has three seconds of,

is he cranking it while she's chasing him? I think he probably goes, ah! But like, is he cranking it at the same time? Yeah, probably.

So she's, so this 800 pounder is chasing this probably around the hotel room. Around the hotel room. Around the hotel room. He's running around. She has five seconds max so she can chase him around before she's absolutely winded. Winded.

And he's just got a dick in hand just hoping he can get it out. Well, she probably runs towards him. He fades her and she falls over. Yeah, she falls over and it hurts her head. And then he just cranks it for a second and he goes, again. Anyways, the money's on the counter. See you later. Bye.

Thank you. Bye. Thank you. What a scene. There. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. What a scene. There was another funny one too. I guess what she means when she prioritizes her health is the chasing him around, pretending to be a monster, burn some calories. Yeah.

I do a lot of fat fetish related work, feederism, copious amounts of food and gain weight, squashing. If you don't know what it says, it clarifies. Squashing is where I sit on people. Yeah, that's an idiot. How can you actually break your bones, man? 800? Yeah. You think a guy's like, she sits on him and goes, you're not 800 pounds.

I've been sat on before by 800 pounds. This is not 800 pounds. I want my money back. Just leave the review, not as advertised. She says she's 800 pounds But I know 800 pounds Do you think she says it about him? Like he's gonna be walking funny tomorrow

It's like what happened? Broke his leg Broke his leg Broke his leg sitting on him 800 pounders sitting on you Actually would kill you Yeah, for sure I mean she could easily like cover like a small man

Like completely I would love to see the guys that are paying for this shit. What does he look like? Are you picturing bald white guy but still has the hair on the sides? Very skinny. Like Kyle Dunnigan's character. Are you picturing white guy? You know what I'm picturing exactly is Kyle Dunnigan's character in Reno

911. You're picturing Kip. Craig. From Napoleon Dynamite. Or Kip. Yeah, Craig. Yeah, picturing Kip. Craig. From Napoleon Dynamite. Or Kip. Yeah, Craig. Yeah, Craig. Yeah, the question is, is there any normal guys that are doing this? Or is it all like, is it a nerd? Is that kind of what we're always thinking? No, there's no normal guys doing this, Ryan.

Any black guys like this, you think? No. No. They're not paying for it. They're not paying. I mean, that's just regular life. But no No This is like a weird

Kind of white dude Very specific Nerdy white guy I also do a blueberry fetish Which is inspired by Willy Wonka Where I'm covered in blue paint So the guys

That's expensive That's a lot of paint Yeah that's a lot of paint You're not buying that Just by the gallon You you imagine that like that uh you had a wife and the guy has a wife gets a hotel room with a prostitute she trails him there busts in and there's a giant fucking jab of the hut in blue paint it's not what it looks like like what is that what is it what does it look like it's what

it looks like i'm sorry i'm depraved i don't know what to say you get busted someone busts in there must be a fucking latino cleaning lady that's walking on one of those just paint everywhere oh that's that's a lot of paint you just walk in an 800 pound girl covered in blue paint sitting on the guy and he's just under and she's saying fee five full fums got paint all over his face just a full like you know just the bones of like a dog it's like what are you doing it's like um the the football team's playing tomorrow and we're painting our chest this is my friend yeah yeah we're gonna yeah we're tomorrow, and we're painting our chest. This is my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to the Leafs game. We're going to the Leafs game.

We're just diehard fans. Just diehards. She burps out a feather. She burps out a fucking paint roller. The whole thing comes out. Holy shit. Sick people in this world. Blueberry.

They're really sick people in this world, man. Gross. Dudes and their dicks get up to some bad shit. Man. Man, when you're a dude, you're just like, this chick's fucking

applying the pain. Just the walk of shame she's got to do. Man, when you're at the ATM and you're like, what the fuck am I doing? Imagine you had roommates with the walk of shame

she's got to do. 800 pounds covered in fucking paint. That's the ultimate walk of shame. Yeah, you're just playing Xbox. Fuck. Dude, I just swear I saw an 800 pound woman in blue paint.

Head to toe, just walk out of here. Just walk out of Jared's room. Counting bills. What the? How much do you think that runs you? How much did the blueberry experience run you, do you think?

500. 500 for an hour. What do you do with them, though? Do you think that grosses her out, though, because they're like the blueberry thing and then she has to eat a blueberry and she's like...

Because I'm not a big eater. I mean, I am a big eater, but... I played a breeding cow, a piggy on all fours. All right, that's standard. Yeah, that's about right. Yeah, that's not surprising. How does she get up after, dude, you put an 800 powder on all fours? You need a fucking crane to get her back on her feet.

Yeah. She's not just getting back up. That's a good point. Yeah, that's like one of those animals where you go, yeah, once they're off their fucking fours, there's no getting them up. This is quite the side hustle she's got for herself. Yeah, quite the side hustle she's got. Good for her.

Greatest country in the world. Greatest country in the world where you can fucking be 800 pounds, put blue paint on yourself and somehow earn a living. Oh, shit. Also, they declared war on, what was it called? What's it? Cruising. Oh, cruising.

Remember, first they declared war on poppers. Now they declared war on cruising. We'll go over to the Patreon. Yeah, we'll talk about this on the Patreon. Check us out on the Patreon. Cruise on over to the Patreon. Cruise on over to patreon.com slash the boys cast. I'll see people in Tampa Bay this weekend.

And hopefully we are, are I think a hundred away From doing our next episode of Bugman vs. Bugman over there Which we're going to do shooting Shooting range competition We'll see you guys later, peace