The Boyscast with Ryan Long - #86 PHALLIC NECK TIES (THE BOYSCAST)

Episode Date: October 1, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't let it go, we don't let it go And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead I don't wanna wait for the wars to be over For girls to join the Taliban and be free I can't wait for Chucky to get a Taliban I thought we were doing the original one Well that's my...

So we did a new The Feminist Band and we did a tribute for girls that joined the Taliban and I've had that song stuck in my head. Dude, that's one of my

favorite sketches doing the guys, the Ryan and the Suffragettes. The Suffragettes. I don't want to wait for the wars to be over for girls to join the Taliban

and be free. That one kicked me out. They do need more female representation in the Taliban. Those songs get to your head. I know, they do. I have ones from the first sketch we did. Sometimes just pop them out randomly. Yeah, that one's tough for that.

We are now entering the boy zone. The boy zone. Pull your dick out. You want a beer in hand. Getting tuned up. Fucking call some of the dogs over. Maybe share a headphone. Nothing your dick out. You want a beer in hand. Getting tuned up. Fucking call some of the dogs over. Maybe share a headphone. Nothing gay about that.

Or pull your dicks out if it's like a listening party. Dicks out. Just a bunch of boys. Dicks out. Nothing gay. Two fucking or five, maybe 12 straight guys jacking dicks off. Just the fucking boys. You know, maybe play it in the locker room after a little hockey game.

After some fucking puck. For a couple bucks. And also, good news. So, the tour dates have been fucking sick. And it's been cool to hang out with everyone. Because it's one of the things that I find is, like, awesome. But the people that listen to the boys' cast and the sketches and stuff. Everyone comes out and they're like, dude, I've been sending my shit to every one of my friends.

You're my favorite. So, it's like, there's a lot of people that die hard. I get stopped a lot. I went to this band at Brooklyn Mirage on Sunday night. This guy came up to me. He was so fucked up. You're that guy from the bathhouse. I actually went to a bathhouse the next day.

Yeah, you did. He was like, hey, what's up, man? He's so fucked up. then he was talking to me he goes and then he had a full drink and he just goes all right and he put it down and just walked away like he was like so fucked up and so flustered he's like he's flustered about it yeah it was weird yeah so it's been badass because i always say that's kind of like with my people that i'm like get fucking pumped up about. Yeah. Like even when I see new comedians or like a new band or whatever that I get fucking

like stoked about. Yeah. It is one of those things where you tell everyone. Well, it's because you want to be that guy. Yeah. You want to be the plug. You want to. And then someone else becomes like a big fan.

Yeah. And then forever. You're like, yeah. I fuck my recommendations recommendations do i ever steer you wrong yeah i was that guy with wesley snipes when i was a kid really no you telling everyone dude having this guy fuck your wife would be the best and then he says never bet on black and then he kills everybody but always bet on black my point was ah my point was that because i you know i've been talking a lot about the the vaccine thing

or whatever but the and people were and I've sort of said I'm like you can't not do stand-up in New York it's just not an option no but the Chicago thing what I didn't realize where I guess I was wrong is I didn't realize that Chicago wasn't like that so it was actually certain places doing it it's just the venue's choice that's correct and so i didn't realize that i thought i go well yeah it's like what there's no places that are going to break the law that's the situation there yeah yeah it sucks but so i when i realized that uh i i there's no other venues available but i went to i talked to my like agent managers and everything and we kind of made a stink and then basically we got the venue to agree just for my show that if you have, that if

you can do a COVID test and that's fine. Nice. So for Chicago Zanies. No, that's Rosemont. Is that Chicago? No, Chicago. Okay. For Chicago, Rosemont, we might, we might roll it all into Chicago for that reason.

Got it. Got it. So Chicago, basically if you're in Chicago and you don't want to, if you're not getting the vaccine or whatever, you can do a test and they're making an exception because of my kicking in. It's not even a COVID test. It's just a skill testing question. Like when you win

a fucking donut. It's just an easy skill testing question. Yeah. So yeah, that's what with New York. And by the way, New York almost sold out. There's only like 10 tickets left or whatever For the 11 o'clock But the fucking For the Chicago

If you want to come You can come with a test Or whatever So anyways That got sorted out But before And also I just want to say Because we did the show

In Minneapolis Just because it was so funny Is the The couple who was dressed Oh yeah That ruled They were like Literally the hat

By the way One of my biggest fears Is that that blows up To the point where I have to go do stand up As the character We're going were like literally the hat by the way one of my biggest fears is that that blows up to the point where i have to go do stand-up as the character we're gonna put the hat on and you go yeah it's like everybody fucking uh who was like doing he was toronto batman and then he had to do like it blew up and then he was doing gigs as batman and then he didn't want to wear the suit and the promoter was yeah they go put the suit on and he goes danny saw them yelling at each other it was it was crazy they're like put the suit on and he them yelling at each other It was crazy

They're like put the suit on He's like I just want to do my act Yeah fine in the suit Speaking of stories The Ari Spears story You reminded me of this This weekend is probably one of the funniest things ever So Ari Spears

Aries Spears Our body was supposed to open for him in buffalo right black dude and he so buffalo from where we live is about a two-hour commute or something yeah and he took a bus down took a bus down he's supposed to open him for him for the weekend and he gets there and he does one show correct no no no zero he was in the green room ari spears walks in he goes hey man who are you and he goes i'm on the show he goes oh and then he comes and he leaves and then the fucking like manager comes back he goes yeah so he has like a rule where he can only be the only black guy on the show so you gotta go home ari spears you gotta go back to canada sent him back to canada

and wouldn't let him open for him because he wants to be the only black guy on the show so he probably has five minutes of material up front where he comes out and he goes these motherfucking honky comics yeah he trashed you know how it be being the only black guy on a stand-up comedy show he has nine minutes material of being the only black guy in comedy that's so funny he sent the guy home there's so much material about being the only he probably goes he goes you know it's hard for black guys in this business that's why i'm the only motherfucking black guy in this show and five minutes later he sent the guy back to canada that is fucking wild i know and he was doing like a seven minute spot you know it wasn't

like the feature act where it's like 25 minutes or whatever beforehand. Do you ever have that where you're like, I should be the only fat guy? You send a guy home and then you go, I guess the stage isn't big enough for a comic like me. Let me move the mic out of the way so you can see me. The classic. Whose joke was that? John Panay.

John Panay, right. Let me move the mic out of the way so you can see me that's that story i was like literally went back to my hotel room and i was chuckling about it crazy but that's like a real fucking you gotta be like a real dick to do that you have to be such a dick because you have to be so out of touch to think like anybody will like see ari spears when he's the headliner and you bought tickets to see him you go ha another black guy oh i just didn't have okay here we go second black guy second black guy. Oh, I just. Oh, OK. Here we go. Second black guy.

Second black guy. I didn't know I was at Urban Night. And you're like, what? No, you're the fucking headliner. You're in Buffalo to watch Ari Spears. He comes on and you go another. Another one. That's so wild.

So I had I didn't tell you this this but right when i because i always forget something we're filming and i have to get it ubered over so we're doing the podcast i will and i'm i'm loopy loopiest guy in the world you're basically kramer i'm basically kramer with you know i just before when so i went to get the cards from the uber and i took the elevator up to the wrong floor yeah and then opened the door and a guy was on his computer he was sitting backwards he goes oh oh my god oh okay and i go oh sorry i went to the wrong thing and he goes and i just closed the door and he goes what the fuck and i ran over to the stairs because i didn't want him to come out so i walked in on this guy fucking spanking it i'm pretty sure and. And then on top of that, I went to the wrong floor a second time.

And then I was jiggling the key forever. And I was like, I thought I left the door open. I'm jiggling the key forever. And then I look at the door and I go, round three. Oh, my God. And then when you finally came in, I was fucking jacking off. And then when I finally came in, T.B. jacked off. And I was like, what the hell?

I thought you were going to be gone longer in that fucking wild yeah because you know you're going to see this guy in like the lobbies yeah I felt pretty fucking dumb about that but okay so there's like tons of funny stuff this week but the new Canada thing they have

Daniel's just telling me about this but they're doing an all children matter today is which would be technically yesterday if you're listening but it's like a truth and reconcility basically we just fucked over all the native people and then we're like gonna have a day for it now going forward in canada and so then they're like but the slogan for it is all children matter even though we're only killing native kids like it's only like the native kids we're not like so it's a real like all lives matter vibe it's a lot of that i go because it should have really been like native

children matter but it's so specific all of them have been getting a little close to all children i've said when they were doing the asian square the black square and then the jewish square came out the jewish square was the best you basically had 80 percent of people 80 percent of people had a square yeah like, my fucking that day, my Instagram was just black square after black square. Yeah, it's... And then, like, when people were... The best were, like, my real, like, you know,

Jewish friends who were, like, really into Israel and all that stuff, and they were like, like, if you care about Jews and everything... People told you to post it? No, no, no, not to me. That was their post, though, would be like, if you care about Jews and you think everybody should, you know nobody deserves this post the blue square and you're like yeah nobody not jewish is posting the blue square there's zero non-jews posting the blue

that's a wild thing to post also it was like the exact for blue balls the exact blue color of the israeli flag like oh yeah you're like i don't think you get how this is gonna go the uh I feel like that should be a solidarity for boys when you got blue balled like you post the blue square and other boys know like your fucking chick

oh dude he's in pain you got cock blocked all night and you post the blue square and the boy every guy just posts underneath solidarity brother and uh

oh with Israel blue square with a fist yeah blue square with a fist? Yeah. Blue square with a fist, but it's like a bit of an open fist. The blue square where you got blue balls is a fist, but it's like slightly open. Unclenched. No, it's just for your dick to go inside. Do you know what else?

Just before I move on, the race stuff. I obviously follow all these punk sites and i always used to do all the videos and own some of the hard times and stuff like that right uh hilarious side that our buddy matt sank on started and so because i guess also because i was into punk and stuff i follow just all the things right yeah and a lot of these places are you know obviously punk is very very uh i don't know what the best way to describe like woke or whatever right yeah super woke yeah so but all of them so when they do photos of things and even when they're advertising shows and stuff they always

do big diversity right yeah so it'll be like a punk thing and it'll be like three black guys three white guys but that's not who's into punk, right? No, punk is pretty white. Yeah. And it's sort of fun. To me, it was making me laugh the idea that it's like in trying to be inclusive, really it comes across like you trying to use like, see black guys like our thing. It's like, imagine you do Dungeons and Dragons night, right?

And you do like 10 cool black guys wearing like full back caps like come to the dungeons of dragons night and you have a guy that looks like dmx and sitting there like six nines at the table and all these like cool looking black guys yeah and you're just like yeah dungeons and dragons like no we're being inclusive it's like well it feels to me like you're trying to pretend that it's the same as the vaccine thing pandering ryan yeah but yeah exactly right they're literally like they're trying to essentially remake well imagine you do like cuck night right you're like hey cuck night where all the cucks get together and guys who have each other fight your way but cuck night we're very uh inclusive at cuck night so cuck night the flyer is like nine black guys and you and black guys are like we're not cocks yeah the

same way that we're not we're not cooks but isn't it funny the idea of something that's i mean they're not into yeah for sure i mean they have it with everything it'll be like i mean canada was the worst we talked about when it's like when i went back and i'm watching a fucking commercial and it's like a asian woman construction worker. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. You're like, you don't have to do this. Girls do that with crying, and they'll be like, you know, emotion night.

Emotion night. They'll be like, you know, people should be more emotional, and it's like, and they'll have like guys. And it's all construction workers. Yeah, it's all construction workers. It'll be shit that, and you go, they don't think that. No. But it's so funny to me watching you do some shit that they

aren't into and for inclusivity purposes you put them in the vaccine i was saying that they are doing that too where it's the billboards i was just in times square and all the billboards are um black guys right because i guess they're trying to appeal to them but it's like you know me and my friends got vax but it's like that's not the situation the situation is in the black community the vax rate's really low yeah well that's the thing they're trying to trick them by the thing is is like they don't they don't think much of them like those articles they're like they think they're dumb yeah it does come across they go like they're like and they're not and then they see that like they don't like they're not like fucking confused as to what's going on.

They'd be like, look, we don't want to take your stupid ass. Well, yeah, any black guys I know that are like that. They're like, we don't care. We don't want to take it. We don't care. Whatever. And then they see these things and they're like, yeah, that's not going to work. Just because you have two black guys doing a cool handshake on a fucking billboard in

Times Square. They know when they're being pandered to. Right. But yeah, it is funny it's like if we did boys cast listeners we're like hey the boys cast listeners and we did like a photo this could be you and it's like 19 black guys with do-regs and we go no no no we just wanted to pick inclusive uh we want to be inclusive and diverse for our photo shoot yeah but it's like okay but you're painting like a fake picture of what their community does yeah which i don't know to me that was just like it's like a weird form of social engineering

yeah and it was but it's weird when you like it happens in like a punk thing because you're like that's not like so relevant to the well especially when it's like emo or something you know like it's like an emo emo guy or whatever and here's the flyer and it's like a bunch of black guys and it's like yeah that's not really who's into emo no no but i i yeah i think i've made my point i'm drilling at home over and over again but it just that fucking i wish they would do it the other way like an advertising for like a do-rag commercial and it's all just like white and asian guys yeah exactly you know yeah we need more diverse we need to sell more do rags how do we open up this market chicks with bald chicks with cancer just open up the market you know i went to i was in times square because i was filming and i was doing like a brian landry thing which i'm going to talk about in a second but the that that i was doing uh brian landry uh should he be

canceled but i kept going up to cops I went up to four separate sets of cops and I kept being like, hey, just wondering if you have any updates on the case, if you could tell me the inside scoop. And they're all just like, leave me alone. One girl cop was like, get the fuck out of my face basically, which is pretty funny.

But I got one cop to take my email address down and he was like, I just have the same info. I go, well, yeah, but you might be able to get info. Do you mind taking my email address down? He goes, yeah, sure. And I go, okay, do you want to pull your phone out? How do you want to do it? I got the cop to take my email address down.

Just to keep you updated. In case he gets any extra info on Brian Landry, just send it to me. I left that cop. I was probably just like, what a fucking psychopath. Yeah. The one thing I've noticed with New York and like I've learned is it's like pretty easy

to become a police officer here. It's not a thing that like a lot of people want to do. There's like pretty easy to become a police officer here. It's not a thing that like a lot of people want to do. There's like a lot of them. And it seems like the barriers to entry are just, you just got to want to like remember in Canada, like we had all these friends in high school. They get paid less here too. They get paid way less.

And in Canada they make a hundred K. But remember like, it was like, you'd be like, Oh man, I want to be a cop, but it's so hard. You got to do all this stuff.

And it's like, you got to have like, it was like the hardest thing ever. Like I had all these friends who like wanted to be cops and like most of them didn't because they just like couldn't it wasn't because they weren't qualified it was just like it was so competitive yeah also if it's there is like the hard diversity stuff like my this was pre that though oh even this is i'm talking about when i was 20 this is before that yeah and they like couldn't get in it was just hard now it's probably if you're a white guy even

harder well firefighters specifically because firefighter was like ultimate white guy profession and if it's like if you're if you want to be a firefighter and you're just like standard fucking white danny yeah yeah they you got your work cut out for you pal oh yeah um but i was in times square and this is we've gotten this before everyone in who lives in new york has but this time was specifically aggressive a group of like fucking guys with selling the cds came up to me i was with johnny filming and the guys came up and they go they do the trick where they put the cd they go it's free free free free free free free and then once they get in your hand they go five dollars which i would i think prostitutes should come up and do that they go

free free if you know i'm just letting jerk you off it's free free free and they go five dollars five dollars but when i i go no no no i go and they're go come on come on come on and then they're surrounding me basically right and i go i don't even have a cd player right yeah nobody does and then the guy goes i bet your fucking boyfriend does he gets he gets a he starts calling me gay and he gets super aggressive because and he goes well you may be fucking putting your boyfriend cd come yeah well and but they're still trying to make the sale they're still in this as if i was gonna be like no no i'll show you i'm not gay i'm i'll take two it's like they like they just read some watch some youtube video about like now how to overcome

people's objections where you go you know call them gay where your sales it goes well i don't have a cd player and you go well instead of being like you get one they're just like what are you gay he goes he goes your foot but he's a great he's yelling at me and i'm just like okay 99 percent of people don't want your cds not more than 99 you cannot be getting this mad at every person who doesn't want your disc worst part too than 99 you cannot be getting this mad at every person who doesn't want your disc worst part too is like they think they're all the next drake like they think they're like 12 cd sales away from being the next drake we were talking about that and i don't know if that's if it's that or they this is straight up like a money hustle

yeah you know what i mean i don know if, maybe there's one guy in the crew that's along for the ride that's like, this is good to get our name out there. Yeah. But I bet you 90% of them

are like, no one's listening to this CD. It's not about that. Yeah. It's about scamming tourists. Yeah, yeah. That makes totally more sense. Like, I wonder what year

those CDs were printed. If they're just the batch from like, the overlap of when CDs went out, but they just like, just still have a warehouse full of these things. You know, and they're just fucking batch from like like the overlap of when cds went out but they just like just still have a warehouse full of these things you know and they're just fucking they get them for a nickel and they go sell them for five bucks yeah so on the topic of brian

landry laundry or landry i think it's laundry so there's these guys and this i'm gonna play this like clip and this is insane so there are people right now that are outside of his house and they're just protesting non-stop so this is how it started and it started with this protest these are the people outside of the guy's house murderers you guys are murderous son what were you thinking helping your son what were you thinking huh you're gonna stop holding your hand okay so these people they have megaphones and they go outside of the guy's house and they've been there eight hours a day this is their whole thing shifts like so they're there 24 hours yeah this is their new hobby and to be starters i was thinking that this is what psychopaths should be doing yeah not being

involved in politics no to be honest you know if you have these people out there being like hey i want to fucking you know i have this opinion on what congress people should be and they're talking about bills and stuff like that you that if you're a fucking a crazy psychopath this is a better thing for you to be uh obsessed about yeah these are the type of people who like like if i had to classify a person like this is the type of people who buy like like those tabloid magazines i got the grocery store checkout like they're like into that and like the horoscope scrolls remember those like scroll things they were like they sold them at the store like the weird just like it was like anyways they're fucking lunatics for like what do they think they're gonna accomplish that's the biggest thing you go

what do you think your goal is that the parents go yeah you're right uh arrest us or or more or they're like all right fuck i'm trying to sleep all right we know where he is here's the address yeah yeah yeah just leave us alone. So there's zero that they're going to accomplish. And I saw the same thing with, so Demi Lovato has this new show called Unidentified, right? Yeah. And she looks for UFOs.

Yeah, someone tagged me. So basically she goes, I'm Demi Lovato. I'm a singer, activist, and I'm going to crack the world's mysteries or whatever. Right. And so she's going to, you know, small towns to people who saw UFOs,

you know, basically she thinks she's Skelly from X files now. Right. And again, that is a good thing for a psychopath to be focused on. She was before she's telling you who company's gotta hire and who needs to be the president and what policy how to handle like a complicated immigration situation and you go this is and it's like you know when you point like the the kid to the wrong direction

they point her and they go i think there might be aliens over there and then she's she's got a microscope like a magnifying glass and she's looking for alien clues that's what these fucking people should be doing they're literally like hey i think i saw tom delong she's like where yeah that's exactly what a psychopath should be occupying their time with and these people with the type of people that are megaphones instead of being outside of congress yeah they're outside of Brian Landry's parents' house. But here's what the problem is, is the neighbor. Yeah, because you're fucking with the neighbor.

The neighbor's just like, I just live here. Can you imagine? Yeah. And this is like in Florida, too. People are like not. I mean, basically, this is what outside of my house is. Yeah. Except with more stuff for sale outside of your house. Outside of my house. You think people are setting up merch outside of my house is. Yeah. Except with more stuff for sale outside of your house.

Outside of my house. You think people are setting up merch outside of their house? There's a little fucking... Someone's like... I think these guys are the type that were selling merch. Is there going to be a little mini economy happening where all these people start showing up and they go, we're hungry.

And then someone's like, oh, you know what? We should start feeding these people. The hot dog truck. Hot dog truck shows up. Fucking like a porta potty. It is quite the scene that they're creating over there. It's a little bit of a festival.

Yeah, it's turning into, it's kind of like in South Park when you see, you know, the two or three people outside. And then by the end of it, everyone's out there with their signs and stuff like that. Yeah. It really is. They're trying to, they're basically trying to start a cult of like Branch Brian Riddians. Brian, Branch, get rid of, get rid of. All right. We couldn't come up with that that's a tough one i think it's a tough one for me to come up with but so they're outside of this thing and

if you and they're there eight hours a day yelling through a megaphone yeah you're eating breakfast brian's a murderer his parents the whole thing right You know who's probably loving this though These women's husbands Why Because they fucking get them out of their hair all day They're just like No no no no no Or they drag the husbands

No no no Dragging the husbands The husband and the wife are a team Rough The husband and the wife are a team out there And I don't know who started who I mean generally Well this is what generally happened

I think girls get a little more carried away With the murder stuff So either I can't go I'm 50-50 but one of them Was into it and the other one got Really carried away The wife dragged the guy

But I think the guys The wife dragged the guy. But I think the guys, that's what I was going to say. The wife dragged the guy, but I think the guys really get into it now. Does he have his own bullhorn or do they switch? I think they actually do switch. I think they only have one megaphone. He goes, I thought of a good one. Give it to me. And she goes, murder!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You are complicit. But they're being, it almost feels like someone hired him where he's you know as a someone that's into it you know i'll give you guys 10 bucks an hour to go cause shit yeah they're almost like protest actors yeah yeah it does feel like a soros type hired these people to go bug this guy but the neighbor flips out and i i was kind of getting the updates on this and then i i was thinking I was like this is how are people not more pissed off and then

lo and behold someone had enough so this is the husband this is what he said the neighbor comes out and says this you gonna hit a woman is that what you're about to do I'm telling you you ain't no

sleuth you can sit here all you. I'm going to tell you, mother f***er. You ain't no f***ing sleuth. You can sit here all you want on the microphone. I don't care. But you come on my f***ing property again. I'm going to f***ing beat you. You're going to prison, buddy.

Okay? You're going to prison. Call 911. You're going to prison. Call 911. You're going to prison. This ain't you. You're going to prison.

Anyway, so he pushes the guy. Oh, he pushes the guy. Yeah. But he goes, funny that he thinks you're going're going to prison. Anyway, and so he pushes the guy. Oh, he pushes the guy. Yeah, but he goes, Funny that he thinks you're going to go to prison. You pushed me. You're going to prison. I was loving the guy go,

You ain't no fucking sleuth. Huge line. They aren't any fucking sleuths. That's a total bummer, too. Sleuths are fucked. First, I don't know if you've, So the sleuths are out of control. The same thing with the Alyssa Lam.

The sleuths now, by the way, so the sleuths on the case have decided that this girl was in a photo from Sandy Hook. Oh, that's not true? That wasn't actually her? I don't know. No, it's not a photo from Sandy Hook. She made a video. She made a, no, no.

Yeah, I'm not saying that's not true right I'm my point is that so they've they started being like Sandy Hook was fake and she's in on this and he's sick and it's funny because there's a whole genre of like TikTok that they're all saying this stuff and a part of me is like this is why Alex Jones can't use a bank. Yeah. For like exactly. So shouldn't all these people be banned from using a PayPal? Fair. Or you have to say that now that Alex Jones. But is it all like chicks who are saying this? Yeah.

Mostly. Most of the sleuths are chicks. Basically when this is over too. And fucking dirty, dorky queers. Yeah. This is going to be one of those things here where like these probably like these chicks are going to finish once they find this kid or whatever.

And then they're going to probably get into Alex Jones because they're going to have like the taste. They're going to have the taste. For the taste of the conspiracy. They go, I've never felt more alive. That's what I mean. These people, that's what started them. And now they're going to go full blown into it.

But the guy, he comes up and he goes, get off my fucking property or whatever. Because I guess they were taking a break. You know, he was taking a breather. And then he goes on that guy's property. Does a bit of yelling over there. He's trying out some new vantage points. Yeah. He goes, you're the neighbor of a monster.

And he goes, I just live here. I don't. And then, yeah, he goes up to the guy. And then the guys, they go, you're going to hit a woman. Then he goes, you're going to prison. And then he pushes the the guys, they go, you're going to hit a woman? Then he goes, you're going to prison, and then he pushes the guy, and he goes, you're going to prison for the push. So these guys are bootlickers, sort of,

if you think about it. Is there any law, like, you can just go do this to anybody? Like, is this because, like, we have... Well, they're on the person's property. I mean, I guess technically shouldn't Brian Laundrie's parents be able to be... Who are those two people that came out with their guns?

The St. Louis and St. Louis. Yeah. What's the name? I don't know. Fuck. I don't remember the name. The Kaplinsky's or whatever. The Kaplinsky's?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Kaplunksky's. The Kaplunksky's. The Klumps. The Klumps. But they came out and that was their whole thing. They were like, you're on our property. So you think that, but I guess Brian Landry's parents wouldn't be as good luck for them to come out right now with a rifle.

But also that was like a hundred people on their property. That was like, they felt more threatened. But it's either allowed or it's not. Yeah, it's either allowed or it's not. But like, can the, like the parents like call the police and go, Hey, um, you have an issue? Oh, now you want to call us? Exactly. But anyways, that scene's been fun to watch.

I mean, really though, at the end of the day, like a good set of earplugs just takes care of this whole thing. Not anyways, that scene's been fun to watch. I mean, really, though, at the end of the day, a good set of earplugs just takes care of this whole thing. Not really, dude. I've been trying all the different things. It's tough. You're trying to work. You don't want to put... Yeah, that's true.

I don't think they're doing much work. It's weird. I saw a thing actually... No, the neighbors! Oh, the neighbors. Yeah, I was talking about the parents. But I saw something where the parents were like, when there's something where, oh, they got back from shopping i'm like they're just like going out

shopping what did they get i don't know you have to eat yeah i know that what should they be doing sulking uber eats i guess they have to live their life yeah but okay and the next thing was danny paul is chuck yeah went back to his roots and he's causing trouble. So people don't know this. We talked about this briefly last week. No, what you said last week is you posted this tweet and your chick got mad at you.

What we didn't talk about is it caused quite the stir on the internet. And I don't think, yeah, people don't realize I've mentioned it. But Danny was, you know, Dennis the Menace when we were in Toronto. Oh, yeah. Now you see him and you go, you know, gay Jew.

He doesn't cause much trouble. Sort of sticks to himself. He's worried about finance. Worried about finance. What they don't realize is you were persona non grata in Toronto for a minute. Bit of a rabble rouser. Yeah. Well, he was the original guy that everyone said he's transphobic because he wouldn't cut off his dick

yep and then you did the free speech show and antifa was protesting danny yeah the rob ford movie comics were denouncing him then he did this big movie and doug ford was saying that the basically the premier of ontario was posting that he would run danny over yep so he's there ain't a car big enough pal he's a big rabble rouser before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the cuties. The cuties shirt. Yeah, that was a bit back to your roots.

Yeah, that was a good one. But now, Danny, so what he posted was... I'll read your tweet. Yeah, read the tweet. Gabby Petito reached one million on Instagram. There are a lot of influencers who could learn a thing or two. Honestly, I think a pretty benign tweet, to be honest.

It's more like I'm joking about influencers than her. Well, you found yourself in the center of a feminist Reddit group and he's the center of controversy. So the comments on this and people were screenshotting it and posting in Reddit groups

being like, can you believe this motherfucker? Yeah. Also, Danny's feet were on wiki feet, which is hilarious. That's the best fucking... And they got a 2 out of 10. 2 out of 5? No, a 4 out of 10, Ryan. Don't fucking... Don't touch your own wiki feet.

They put Danny's feet on wiki feet. Wiki feet, man. Because he always insists on being a grown man who wears sandals, which I don't condone of personally. They're croc sandals. I'm not a fan of grown men walking walking around in sandals i think he put shoes on you're at the beach yeah but you're also a pants always guy too yeah an adult man danny's on fucking stage his feet are out no i've never worn sandals on fucking stage ever so the fucking i'm a casual man dude there was a comic uh what what's her name there's this

comic that wrote entire essay to danny remember when you woke up and you had 85 deleted uh comments on your facebook the girl uh was just having a oh yeah yeah because i invited her to be on the show and then she thought i duped her i invited her to do the free speech show and then she was like and she she asked me and i go sure you could do the show why not and like because i wasn't trying to like i was just like yeah whatever if you really want to do the show i didn't even like like her i thought she sucks yeah she's she really sucks and then she's like a basically like a make a wish comedian kind of deal and then fucking and then she was like i can't believe and she was like i just had a mental breakdown she fucking about me trick she's like you tricked me i didn't know the proud boys were gonna be that i'm like i don't know either i don't

know like yeah fucking free country i don't know i can't prevent who buys tickets to a comedy show and then the best part oh that best part about that girl is she's pretty unhinged but she did a show at a weed room with paul and she goes to paul uh before she's headlining and he's like it's his show and he goes hey could you tell the comics not to do like weed material because I'm going to do like a bunch of stuff on weed she's at a weed room can you not touch

it was like an ongoing joke going up to comics before the show like hey I'm going to do relationships tonight if you don't mind like the most benign hey do like the urban show and be like hey do you guys do relationships tonight if you don't mind like the most benign hey doing like the urban show and be like hey do you guys mind not talking about race i'm gonna do like a black people white people thing yeah she also had the thing not do oh can you not do any weed jokes at the weed show she also had a thing too where she was headlining uh yuck yucks and was like

on the weekend and so it was like on the wednesday show you know which is like the pro-am like kind of like or whatever it's like it's like you do a shorter set like preparing for your weekend of headlining and this fucking dude in toronto who's like a comedy reviewer who i can't remember glenn sumi was there and so she went she ate a dick and then she saw him she like really ate it hard and she saw him and she was like hey uh don't write about this yeah he goes she went up to him and she goes in like some like fucking tiny magazine whatever now magazine she goes like don't uh could you be a favor like don't write about this and like made a whole thing where she's like being like you can't write about this and then he's like all right i'm writing about

this did he write it was bad yeah he goes you like bonds to me kind of rule yeah yeah but everyone got mad at him because he would cover the bad boys. Yeah, yeah. Well, he gave JJ top comedian. He gave your friend JJ top comedian, which was also a controversy. People did not like that. And then JJ made the shirt. Yeah.

So I'm going to give Danny a chance to respond, but this is what they said in the feminist Reddit. They go, I'm wary of men who make dark jokes or dark humor. They go, I'm wary of men who make dark jokes or dark humor. Like, tell me you're a sociopath without telling me you're a sociopath, which I walked in on you torturing cats. Yeah. I mean, that's the progression. They go, they're doing an impression of you at this point.

They say, yeah, it's dark humor girls don't get. I'm sure this dark humor gets men crying every time when someone jokes about their ugly penis. Boom! In the scope. So I'm going to give you a chance to defend yourself. Do you cry when girls make fun of your ugly penis? Yes, every single time. It's not that ugly.

It's a two out of five. Your ugly penis. It's got like a bunch of upvotes i know we're like he probably fucking does cry by the way it's what's the reddit the subreddit called i can't remember it's a female dating strategy r slash which is basically female incels check it out yeah solid solid i don't have twitter so i can't report it there but the replies make me scared to go outside so you caught a break there that's the best because you're like this just it hurts all people like all women when you go like i'm literally

like this joke makes me fear for my life that you said that influencers could learn from capitino and like the literally like the joke is you go yeah they can learn because you're like what are they supposed to do get murdered by their boyfriend yeah like the thing is obviously absurd i'm not like sick she got murdered and the joke is about like influencers doing anything to be famous well you caught a break because she was going to report you but she's gonna report me to the authorities he goes tell me you're an abusive rapist without telling me you're an abusive rapist so they like that format yeah they do yeah they like that format they like the tell me or something they're telling me something that's a big format for these guys so i'm gonna let you respond again do you can are you an abusive rapist i am not an abusive rapist and they said yeah these are not jokes

this is actually how men like this feel deep inside but like feel like what i would love to sit down and go how feel what do i feel that you want women to die so you watch you watch influencers like i'd love to see her fucking dead six feet under well that was that one woman i want to wear her skin that was that one woman actually um tweeted about it where her thing on twitter was uh like humorless feminist was her like handle yeah i saw that and. And I was like, this has got to be a setup. But she goes,

wait, so what do you want? You just want women to be killed by their boyfriends? Is that what I'm reading here? And you're like, yes, that's what I want. One person asked you a question again. So if they're listening here.

Are you telling influencers to go dive in? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is what I am actually saying to do. Yes. For the people who are fucking like have no discernible talent. You're fucking so lucky she didn't have a Twitter, dude.

For the people who have no discernible talent, who are hawking like skinny tees and just all sorts of different scams and cryptocurrencies, I'm fine with those people going to die. Yes, correct. And then another person says that this is a red flag for pathological misogyny, that joke that you just made. You're pathological.

You just can't stop. You should fucking be in the kitchen. Even when you're just having dinner with your girl, you know, you're making the dinner, and you just be like, you should have fucking made this. I'm sorry, I'm pathological. Just so misogynist. Yeah, when you order food, and there's like a woman and you're

like shouldn't you be at home raising kids she's like would you like fries with that it's like would you like a fucking real life would you you're a fucking woman in the workplace i don't approve of that i'm danny poloshock let me show you my path so yeah they call me a lot of things too psychopath the sociopath a pathological misogynist yeah a lot i'm a lot of things you're in the scope with these people you know an interesting thing i saw on tiktok that was kind of uh not good i added someone and then i found out that this happens with me too is that when you add someone like me on Tik TOK, it gives you a notification that says,

uh, just before you add this person, just an FYI, they've had misogyny. Yeah. They said he's had a lot of content violations. Oh really? So because I've been reported for my,

you know, logical misogyny for my pathological misogyny. So when I, pathological misogyny, hypocrisy, a lot of people in the comments of uh this podcast got a lot of good you're the one that the one that everyone's doing the lyrical we were the lyrical miracle everyone's miracle spiritual pathological misogyny pathological psychological sociological anthropological yeah so yeah so every everyone's saying i'm a spiritual lyrical miracle but basically if you add someone they go hey just so you know this is a bad boy i'd be like sick yeah i know but doesn't that seem weird that is weird but again it's a like they

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hot dogs in your first box. Dude, I love butcher box. Well, eating so much fucking meat. I have also been in a Twitter controversy this week. So there was one that, you know, I got Chris Williamson. Pretty sick dude, but I did his podcast and stuff.

But he posted a quote of mine that I agree with. And I got messages from people being like, you're a fucking asshole. And I know it's not, and I wouldn't normally just say, you know, obviously I have a, you know, big social media presence. So everyone's yelling at you nonstop and blah, blah, blah. But when something specifically touched a nerve with someone

and everyone gets mad that I really think they're stupid, I think it's worth noting. Cause you go, okay, a lot of other people say that and this is why they're wrong, which stupid. I think it's worth noting because you go, okay, a lot of other people say that and this is why they're wrong, which is why I think it's worth bringing up. But basically, I said, and this was posted as, you know when people take people's tweets and post it as like a quote?

Yeah, yeah. So someone posted a quote of mine and the idea was I said, I'm not interested in getting people from 30 to 50%. I'm interested in getting people from 95 to 97%. So that's something that I talk about a lot, right? And I said, interested in getting people from 30 to 50%. I'm interested in getting people from 95 to 97%. So that's something that I talk about a lot, right? And I said, surround yourself with people who want the same thing. Okay.

And the quote, so people, you know, we're like, you're a fucking asshole. Like blah, blah, blah. That seems pretty benign quote. Like it's. Well, yeah. But for someone to be like, is this a shot at me? Yeah. And it says it's, but the reason why this shit

makes people mad says so much about people and for me it was actually a little bit like tell me you're a loser without telling me you're a loser that shit would have been your next quote well i was actually referencing the what i've said about Jordan Peterson. So I said, I think Jordan Peterson is one of the best, biggest thinkers of our time or whatever. But what I've said was his books and a lot of what he talks to, I don't find that interesting. Because he's very focused on, as a psychiatrist or or whatever about people that are kind of their life's a mess he's very interested in like if your life's a mess how do you get to you know guys that can't find a girlfriend you know maybe you're a drug addict or maybe you know it's all like okay make your bed start so whereas i'm kind of more interested in like people that are doing

well how do you do better yeah he's like getting yourself get you out of the gutter yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly the massive changes not the incremental changes so this person you know the one of the main people that posted like 9 000 times goes so what it's no struggling people in my life i only associate with those who have it all together what a shit way of showing up to the world would you want that attitude shown up in your hour of need so this is you know the first part of what they said and it just shows that people it's kind of what one of the reasons why people are always having the wrong arguments too because they aren't able to address what their goals are so you know when two people are arguing about even like some politics thing you go well what are your goals what are you trying

to get and with this person when you're saying hey what i'm interested in and if you're trying to accomplish something really great obviously surround yourself with those people if you don't think that goal is important you know so many times you have this conversation with like comics that are like well you know i want to have a good work-life balance i want to have like a life that's fun i want to travel it's like well then those are your goals and you're right surrounding yourself with whoever might not hurt or help your goal if your goal is to be the best at something if you're a company and your goal is to be the best company obviously home hiring a homeless guy yeah won't help that goal yeah it might be a nice thing to do and if your goal is to be the nicest person if your goal is to you know

so daily be like oh i helped someone but again you might actually even if your goal is to help someone you actually might do a better job of helping if you're able to put yourself in a position where you can where you can help people at scale instead of being at scales that's the best way to put it yeah you can help a lot of people yeah versus if you know but you have to you know figure your thing out i mean sports is like the best thing all of this but the reason this stuff bothers people so much it's it's the same thing with like covid and everything so the same reason why you know how when when people are really scared about covid they need the government to like enforce that you can't go out either where you go if you're vaccinated and you're like kind of staying in your house and you're wearing a mask

everywhere really it shouldn't matter that much what someone else does but they they have fomo yeah for sure so it's it's kind of this issue of like... It's just like taking the ball and going home. It's 100%. We just don't want anybody to play and therefore we feel better about... You're the guy at the company. It is FOMO.

So imagine you're someone working at a company and it's like the construction site where if everyone's like, hey, we're going to take a break and the guy goes, I'm just going to keep working and you go, no, we're taking a break. Yeah, we're all... No, no, and the guy goes, I'm just going to keep working. And you go, no, we're taking a break.

Yeah, we're all. No, no, no, no, no. You don't keep working. It's break time. And there has to be some solidarity. Because otherwise, then the boss can be like, well, this guy's working harder. Well, in situations where there is no boss, essentially, they want the baseline accepted level of work to be this so when someone starts even with like your comics you see all the time where it's kind of like they want it to be you know we just kind of mess around and you

know you write a bit and then when someone else is showing up every day and they've written two hours a day there is a bit of i get why the people like that are like you'll fuck off totally well they want making us look bad they want like you know almost like justification for their they want justification and when when people are when they feel moral in their you know laziness or you know mediocrity which again there's nothing wrong with that but when someone points out that that's what they're doing like they go you're just like yeah that's fine with being like medium or whatever. Like, and they're like, well, I'm actually, uh, it's not fine. It's the way you should do it. Totally.

Well, yeah, it's again, it's like, it's the equivalent of someone hearing like a Gary V quote or something and being like, he says, be great. And you're like, Oh, be great. You want me to be great? What about not everybody can be great, Gary? And he's like, okay, well I'm a fucking motivational speaker. Like, I don't, what do you want me to be? Like be average and just be content with that.

But it is even practical. I mean, any, it's these people, if you actually broke it down, the principles of, if you were a hiring company, would you hire someone who's currently a heroin addict? And you go, no, it's like, why not? Okay. Well now extrapolate that principle of like, you've been doing uh if you've been working in finance for 10 years would you surround yourself with people who've been working in finance for four months or would you surround yourself with people that are at your level trying to level up one more yeah so obviously that's what you would do but the other part that

they're not understanding is when you say, Oh, so you're not going to help people if they're, if they're in a, so you're not going to have any people in your life that are struggling. It's like, no, you don't add people like that. Yeah.

So again, also imagine you took the opposite of that quote. You go, I don't want people who are going from 95 to 97. I want people who are going from 30 to 50. And you're like, what? Yeah. Yeah. Why? Why? Why? want people who are going from 95 to 97 i want people who are going from 30 to 50 and you're like what yeah yeah why why why just to make you feel better about yourself yeah you know what i'm gonna say and people do that they people purposely will surround themselves with people who are like

to make them feel better you'll be correct you'll be like oh i have like a fucking pill problem i'm gonna surround myself with actual crackheads and that'll make me feel better never see like outside of your house actually yeah so you like you have all these like drug addicts and it's like a whole scene and you'll see there's a real hot scene it is a real hot scene but you'll see there is a bit of like a pecking order hierarchy where like there is the guy who's like you can tell is like at the top of the food chain but in the regular food chain he's still at the bottom but in that little circle he's the man and he probably is like look i surround myself with these people i'm the guy yeah but like in the real world which isn't so bad being

the guy in your little world not at all and he but you don't get to now say that someone who's the guy in a higher world like it's actually worse yeah but he's doing the opposite of what you're doing he's straight up surrounding himself with people to make him feel better about himself if he really wanted to improve himself, what he would do was hang around the other people that were the guys

of their homeless circles and then be like, how do you keep the hoes in check? You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, you know what? This guy has a policy

that if someone pisses on the thing, this is how I deal with it. Yeah. You know what I mean? But you're not going to get any tips from them. You're all just winging it

on your own world. Yeah. Imagine they find out that fucking you live a second away from them oh boy oh boy you'll be fucking ryan's not gonna be you're gonna be like jesus to them you're not even gonna be able to leave your oh boy oh my god he's here the bodega guys all like the youtube stuff they're very like these guys pay me she goes when you give me money when you give me money he loves talking about when i'm giving him money i go for sure checks in the mail buddy but the but the the biggest point that i was saying is so if you're talking about for for example don't add people to your life it's it's don't like if you got cancer right now if you're dating someone and they like are going through a rough patch obviously that's something that i don't think morally you would do.

And that, but again, it may help you, but I don't think in the long run being that type of person will fucking affect your reputation. It'll affect, um, your,

like if you run your life with no honor. Yeah. But that doesn't, yeah. Like it's just like no, no, if you run your life with no integrity, that's not a good way to run it but if you're meeting if so if your girlfriend's like going through fucking something huge but if you meet a girl on a first date and she's like i

just got fired from my job my i'm getting evicted you go good luck with all that don't bring that nonsense into your life unless she's super hot unless she's super hot but you do get you do get conned because i've been with so many people that you start dating you know a little bit and they put on the front and then two weeks you're kind of like two three weeks in and it's like i got fired from my job i'm having this big problem at home and it's kind of like fuck that sucks and then you start dating them and you're like oh that's just this bad timing and then three months later they have another one and then four months later the other one you go oh you just always have this is who you are i caught you every every month you have an insane life crisis and i caught

you like the two weeks right before you had your next one. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with wanting to like fucking be achieve shit. Yeah. And they go, you advocate cutting off unhealthy people. I guess I'll take a page out of your book and unfollow you. Boom. That's a good phrase. What did you do? How'd you do that?

Oh, nevermind. I thought you were doing differently. Back that up. Delete that. I thought you had a new way of doing the. You're just just you're just like the struggling people in the world you just don't see it so i don't i do advocate if you have someone in your life there's a drug addict that keeps stealing from you yeah you're gonna come again this is like an interpretation by this person right like they're internalizing like stuff in their own life yeah and so many people are like but this person represents

everyone they're all like this yeah they go you um you you're just like the struggling people in the world you just don't see it yeah everyone's struggling however i'm not struggling with being a drug addict sure i'm not struggling with like being able to get a relationship. I'm not struggling with what to do with my life on a mass scale and I'm not struggling with, you know,

how to get out of jail, for example. So yeah, everyone has their own struggles and you want to be around people who theirs are similar. Also, I feel like this quote,

maybe correct me if I'm wrong, felt like more from a professional stance. Like, was this a straight, just like all, like it feels like you're talking about like you know the comedy like like it's not like you're like hey just cut out all dead weight in your life you don't like like as a wholesale thing there's obviously a different standard i mean your parents would have to do a lot for you to be like i gotta cut to cut these people out. You go to your parents, you sit them down and go, look, so you guys are more like a 30 right now. I'm looking for more 95.

So this isn't going to really work. If you want to cut off your parents, they have to do something really bad, like vote for Trump. Vote for Trump. Become real 20s, you know? Yeah. I don't have any room for you. I mean, it's so many people.

They have all these philosophies right philosophies hypocrisy sorry I can never Socrates dropping these you just dropped these your crown

but the but they they never understand the goals so many people have so many things they think where they go

this is how you should do this this is how you should do this you go what's your goal and they're going I mean most people have none most people have no goals. Yeah.

So if you don't have goals, then you're all, you're just talking. Even with society, they're like, Oh, I think that people should, uh,

you know, they should have UBI or whatever, whatever you think. Right. Well, what's the goal? If you go and if you say, Oh,

the goal is for people to make more money and the goal, then maybe that won't help. The goal is innovation. I want this. But if you say the goal is to like flatten it all out and you know what? I'm fine with less, everyone making a little bit less money, but it's more even. Then you go, you know what? Maybe that would help your goal.

Yeah. And not to steal from Jordan Peterson, but his whole thing is like, don't try and change society if your life's a fucking mess. That is probably one of his better things yeah you're like look don't try and like change these crazy things if you don't have your own shit yeah greatness is contagious but also greatness is

contagious Uranus we're just bleeding followers contagious hear me saying this girls are from Mars and men are from uranus all right all right we're done we're done we got that out of our system sorry but so anyways this is uh it was kind of making me laugh too the fucking the thing i was saying that it sort of relates to everyone and you see this in the reason why this stuff makes people so

mad is because they want to just do stuff like how many like kind of when we talk about people they're like i'm writing a movie and you're like there's no point and they're like i want to do this and i need to think it's a purpose where people go oh you know what i'm gonna uh start this podcast i'm gonna go to la uh networking it's like i'm gonna go no i i need to go to these events because they're good for networking and then you go who's there that's not gonna help anything like what do you you're they don't even work in the same industry like why would meeting that person help and they go i want to go to this thing and i need to pretend that i'm doing something productive yeah i mean it's like you

know you're doing you're in motion you're at least like in motion towards your goal regardless of that's what they need to feel like they're in motion but they're all full of garbage yeah exactly well uh i had an idea that was making me laugh as a sketch that uh you know they're not my president's shirt so they keep switching back and forth yeah a company that curates uh like getting all the shirts from uh liberals and then switching them to republicans and. So like, they recycle them. Yeah. It's like after it's after an election.

And then basically they go to all the liberal States and round up the, not my president shirts and sell them at a, yeah. Cause everybody's like, I don't need this anymore. Oh yeah. Cause now he is my president. There's go to thrift shops and they get all the,

not my, yeah. Replace Trump's face with Biden's face. Yeah. So i like the i like a not my president swap shop but like it's basically like an app and then you find like a like a liberal gets to match over the republican and kind of like when i was uh young um glenn healy lived beside my house the uh hockey the goalie and he's an announcer. And Ken Baumgardner lived in New York, but one played for New York and one played for Toronto.

So during the season, they would switch and live in each other's houses. Yeah, yeah. That's a very common thing, actually. Yeah, so it's like a swap shop that basically matches liberals and Republicans, Democrats and Republicans, and then every four to to eight years they meet up

with their body and swap the not my president gear. All their baubles and gear. All the not my president gear. They just like pop the fucking head off of like the bobble head. You don't even need, the body stays the same, just pop a new head on. Well,

so this is what happened recently. Is a fucking loss for the boys oh no oh no so la times labeled traditional masculinity is now officially labeled harmful by the american psychological association so i agree basically they started by saying the american psychological association i agree basically they started by saying the american psychological association has issued its first official warning against toxic masculinity so if you're listening toxic masculinity you're on warning they should have fucking sent them out over like the emergency response system on like you know you get a text every person in america being like it's like a tsunami's coming. Toxic masculinity warning.

Toxic masculinity warning. The levels are high. The toxic masculinity levels. The levels are high. Oh, shit. Pollution levels. Yeah. So they basically, yeah, they said that they've issued

their first official warning. Guys, you've been warned. It's on site when they see traditional masculinity traditional masculinity is on notice from the association and then when they see you it's fucking on site you think there's like a traditional masculinity inspector now that's gonna go around to like fucking you know like construction sites and just like as you're about to hammer they pull the hammer out of your hand and they like replace it with a fucking flower. You know, what the fuck? Who are you?

The American psychological social masculinity inspector. We're the American blast. We're the American psychological, the ontological, prophetological. Lyrical, empirical miracle. lyrical empirical miracle but so but it so we're gonna go through the article but it was you know one of the things that they're kind of premises is they always try to say things that they want are bad for you yeah even though it isn't so they're basically one of the things they're kind of getting into is that traditional masculinity and you know men not being open and having to pick masculine jobs and live in masculine roles is uh by the way uh i was uh helping kurt metzger write a few uh roast jokes

because they're doing him and uh doing kurt and kyle are doing a battle off but they're like a reverse battle like i got like all like yeah i won't say the joke no no no like calling the guy he's like not even a good feminist like you know what i mean yeah so yeah if you guys got to check that out especially if you're in la but it's going to be fucking funny we're gonna die yeah but um so basically they they're they're saying that like it makes you more depressed or whatever and it's it's just so funny to look at a society where you go okay most feminine society in the history of the world, feminism levels are, and then they look at that and they go, toxic masculinity is through the roof.

So it's in the history of all of the experiments you could do, this is probably the most feminine society like the Western world right now. And they're looking at that and they go, it's not even close. Like the biggest problem there is toxic masculinity is making the men depressed. And you go, well, then why are men more depressed now?

That's a good point. Huh? Why are suicide rates higher? And you go, well, because of toxic masculinity. And you go, but would you not say it's more toxically masculine in Saudi Arabia? No, because they're POC. Why are the least toxic societies you know

japan not specifically masculine society masculinity rates through the or you know suicide rates through the roof yeah and their things have no purpose in life it's you ever there was a movie there was a fucking netflix documentary i watched about no not documentary it was a show. And basically, there was these guys that would kill people. It was like a cult sort of situation. And how they would kill them

is they would get them sick by a pill. And then they would give them medicine and the medicine makes them more sick. So the person would be like, when you're better, you can leave our hotel, right? Because we'll take care of you. They made friends with the person. And then they'd be like, take you're better, you can leave our hotel, right? Because we'll take care of you.

They made friends with the person. And then they'd be like, take the medicine, and they couldn't get better, so they'd give them more medicine, but the medicine was making them more sick, and that was the scam. And then they would die eventually?

Well, eventually, yeah, they'd die or they'd kill them and all sorts of, no, no, no. Eventually, they would steal their passports and all this sort of stuff. But the point of it is that this is what they do.

The medicine is like being more feminine and then it makes you worse off. And they go, you need more of our sweet, sweet medicine of feminism, some femininity. You need more femininity. And then when guys do, you know,

do all this femininity part and you go, you know what? Maybe there's a certain type of person that that helps. But for most people, you know what maybe there's a certain type of person that that helps but for most people you know completely going against their biological nature in every way generally finds people less self-actualized yeah so then it makes you know in a lot of ways they don't find that they fit in and it makes them more depressed because they're they don't feel like their place makes sense i mean also some of the things are literally like evolutionary biological things.

Like, well, that's on notice. Evolution's on notice as well. Evolution's on, like, it's literally like Darwin shit where they go like, Oh,

you know, it's toxic masculinity, competitiveness. Yeah. And you're like, what? What do you like? It's like your G,

like your like sperm literally competes like, right. With one another. Like, this is like on the most like basic fucking atomic level like on the you know it really is it's like you're you're trying to say like oh competitiveness is bad and you're okay well let's see what a society without competitiveness looks like i mean it wouldn't exist but yeah yeah it's well it would it would only it's innate it's innate

you're like if it was so socially stigmatized that you essentially go to jail for fucking trying to be competitive. It's like, are you trying to be competitive right now? Like you two guys are talking to a girl and they both like her and they both have to be like, I hate you.

And then they walk away. Yeah. And you go, I'm not, I've never competed over anything. Yeah. It's like, Hey,

we're playing basketball. Why did you not show up to work? Where's the hoop? There's no hoop anywhere. Why did you not show up to work? Where's the hoop? There's no hoop anywhere. Why'd you not show up to work? Why do I want people to think I'm trying to do a good job to compete? I hate to make people think I'm care. They said, particular constellation, the particular constellation of standards that has held sway

over large segments of the population, including anti-femininity, achievement, achievement, achievement, as shrewd and of the appearance of weakness, so not liking the appearance of weakness, and adventure, risk, and violence. It's like literally go ask fucking any chick who's looking for a partner, go, how much do you like a weak man?

You looking for a particularly weak, uncompetitive underachiever make that your fucking profile on tinder you go well i'm a weak bitch who doesn't like to achieve and i'm not particularly competitive and see how that works out for you not competitive weak weak i don't i and i'm not afraid of the appearance of weakness either yeah they they would they not one of those they just want every guy to look like olive oil from fucking pop. Just like stick arms, not adventurous, low risk tolerance,

just a fucking, just going to be swinging bat, taking girls home right and left. Oh yeah. Women love that. I would describe myself as not afraid to appear weak. I don't value achievement. I mean, the craziest thing is

for them to not acknowledge that guys are like this as a reaction from demands of women. These two things do not live independently. That's true. Guys are like this because women like this and they're trying

to get women. To say this is toxic masculinity where this is toxic femininity are like this because women like this and they're trying to get women. So it's like to say like, this is toxic masculinity where like, this is toxic femininity. Again, it's the same as like, remember the internalized misogyny stuff where it was like, they're like,

Oh no, no, no, this isn't toxic femininity. This is just internalized misogyny. And then we'll try and take the other side where you go. Look, it's like,

it's a, it's a counterbalance. You just hit the nail on the head because a lot of people that are espousing this bullshit one of the big things that they don't understand is balance so they look at it's kind of like imagine you see a guy that works 80 hours a day and and then a guy works then there's a guy who works 24 or sorry a week but a guy works 24 hours a day doesn't sleep works 24 or sorry a week but a guy works 24 hours a day doesn't sleep doesn't eat and then he dies and then they look at that and they go working's bad yeah so it's like you see a guy that is in jail because he murdered everyone and they go masculinity is bad because that's what it is but they're unable to understand that you need a balance of things as a human being.

And that women are part of this equation. So what they say is they go, traditional masculinity, ideology, has been shown to limit males' psychological development, constrain their behavior, result in gender role strain. Hey, gender role strain. And you know what a gender role strainer is? Is when your girl's fucking making spaghetti with a fucking strainer and you know what gender roll strainer is is when your girl's fucking making spaghetti with a fucking strainer and cooking you up a roll what do you think of

that you can cut that out i think and uh what's the what's the baking roll a rolling pin yeah that's that's gender straining rolls if i can you make me past it me pass this fucking strainer and you get a fucking baking roll on my pies. Philosophies of poverty. They result in gender role strain and the gender role conflict and negativity influence mental health

and physical health. So that's what they're saying. You know, all this masculinity is making you less physically and uh and mentally unhealthy i can't imagine ways it's making you physically physically i know you're seriously they're like yeah all these guys in the gym are just getting less healthy every day it's but this is the fucking american psychological association this isn't like some wacky ass kook you know what i mean

this isn't this is how embedded this nonsense is but the problem is with them i think they go they're saying that you know they'll see a depressed person and they're they're looking at it like if only he would let his girlfriend peg him he'd finally be happy they go well that's what happens when you the things that would make you happy like taking a fucking 12 or 12 or that's traditional masculinity for you that's it right there just not getting pegged oh it's like the end there and they're sort of saying the things like the gender role strain right but they're reverse engineering it where they go well like you danny you know he picked this like masculine job where he's scamming uh his friends out of money

by convincing them to bet by uh mudsuit the day he sells it right convincing his friends to make bad stock picks while he buys their shares it's like a man right like a million but what they're but they're saying like but you'd rather work in a flower shop right and you go yeah there might be the odd bitch that he's like all i ever wanted to do was sell flowers but my dad forced me to work in the hammer business the hammer mines but most that is a more of a guy characteristic too than girls that you don't really go with the flow as much. Like that idea of your parents telling you to do something and you being like kind of getting in line with what your parents told you,

everyone has a bit of that. But girls have it more. Yeah. The like, I don't want to make people mad. Also, certain genders, or not certain genders, genders, they innately like certain things. Yeah, so both of those things are combined. The fact that there is only a small percentage of people

that didn't want to enter the things that more suit that gender. And then on top of that, if you are this idea that society's pushed you into that, that's actually even less relevant for dudes too because they don't listen as much yeah they're a little more rebellious so there are two things there but they're saying confronting the norms of this masculine ideology can result in suppressing emotions and masking distress in young boys as well as more risk-taking and aggressive behaviors

and a lack of willingness to seek help. I mean, testosterone literally makes you take more risks and... Yeah, yeah, in your body. And be more aggressive. Like, it's a literal hormone that is, if you give that to a woman who's transitioning or whatever, they will start doing that. And also, to these people-

Just cut off our balls already, fucking psychological association. That's literally their solution. You know what? If we just fucking castrated every man in America, we'd solve our problems. And writing a fucking tweet is risk-taking behavior these days.

It is when you're me. When you're dangerous, dangerous, heinous, talking, heinous in the anus, in the anus, in the anus, but we, I know plenty of dudes

that are like emotional. Are they the happiest ones? Like, are your friends, they're always crying. I mean, on the surface, they're the least happy ones.

They're literally just crying nonstop. I don't know if that makes them feel better after all the crying's done well the report additionally contends that this can lead to traits like homophobia and there we have it so the american psychological association says that if you fucking are a man it's gonna make you less happy it's's going to make you have gender strain. You're going to be more physically weak, which I don't know why that's even bad to them. It's ideal. It's the ideal body.

But more importantly, on top of that whole thing, it's going to make you homophobic. Yep. Yep. Yep. And then they said, do they provide any sort of solutions well yeah their solution is cry more and work at the flower shop and that's it they just want to maybe it's like you know how they have that like uh well they

actually are providing one solution actually right here they said uh guidelines for psychological practice for boys and men additionally calls on those treating male patients to recognize their own bias and urges them to address how power privilege and sexism works by both conferring benefits to men and by trapping them in their narrow roles so they sort of have a solution and that solution is addressing your power privilege. It's like a bunch of gobbledygook. What does that even mean? Well, you're saying that as a guy who never addresses how sexism works, and that's why you're depressed.

Yeah, that's why I'm depressed and I don't work at a fucking flower shop. Because you're afraid to recognize your own bias. I could have been this whole time. Can you imagine, though, some fucking 20-year-old depressed, having a bad time finished college he doesn't feel like he can get a job and then you go have you tried addressing your privilege yeah just look in the mirror and just call yourself a piece of have you tried that this is imagine this is your fucking psychologist it's a joke crazy if you're paying this person. Like you're like 150 an hour to be like, so maybe have you considered that you're a piece of shit

and that's why everything's bad? Have you tried to address your power privilege? Think that would help Los Angeles Times and the Psychologically Association? Your son comes home. He's having a bad day at school? Oh, I see what's happening here. You haven't been looking in the mirror

and addressing your power problem. Privilege is acting up. These people are fucking nuts, dude. The APA also invokes a series of sobering statistics. Getting ready to be fucking sober, dude. They emphasize the traditional masculinity marked by stoicism. Now Danny's in the scope.

Competitiveness, dominance, and aggression is on the whole harmful this is depends on what your goal is for sure you know i was having this argument too when because i was you know i was talking about i was kind of ranting this in my own life before i go to the podcast i often rant about it on the streets ryan's out there fucking selling stuff he found in the garbage with everybody else just but I was saying that it depends on what your goal is right like what I was kind of saying uh 10 minutes ago or whatever the idea that you uh need to pick make decisions depending on what your goal is and then they're like well what about when you uh like okay so let's say you're deciding whether or not

to go to university or not. Cause we were talking about, there's this other article we might go through, but he was talking about like whether or not to go to university, there is a point where, well, a lot of goals that might help. You don't have to have one goal necessarily. So even when you're talking about how to design a structure, a city or whatever, right? So if you're saying like, Hey, we should put like a park here, that doesn't really hurt anyone,

but a lot of people's goals of different societies, it actually kind of would be in line with multiple goals. So a lot of things you find that are in line with multiple goals and a lot of things you propose that are in line with only one narrow goal that you need to think of. It's kind of an

abstract thing maybe i shouldn't say that but um they said uh also over the course of your life sometimes you always need different medicine you know yeah if you some people you look at them you go dude you actually kind of do need to fucking be a man right now like blah blah and then the other guy that's just like walking into bars every day getting in fights you might be like you need a good pegging you need a the doctor's orders solid pegging what the fucking what'd you call it a 12 or are you fucking 12 12 i n for example being for example this is another reason why stoicism which dann Danny likes stoicism. So I like was stoicism before I ever even heard of it. Yeah. I'm just like fucking not like a victim.

I'm not like a slave to my emotions where they went when they won that, when they were saying it's like, you know, stoicism, like for example, when the guy, what's the guy's name? The big stoic,

stoic guy that he wrote the letter, Seneca, Seneca, Seneca wrote that, uh, you know, his own kid and parents died and he didn't even he didn't even let it affect him

Danny's like I'm fucking in because every person you know died of the plague and he was just going that sucks Danny broke up with his long term girlfriend showed up to the comedy club anything interesting today he goes I bought a gumball

a gumball yeah nothing notable other than that though Anything interesting today? He goes, I bought a gumball. I got a gumball. Yeah, nothing notable other than that, though. Yeah, it's because of my toxic masculinity. Ryan thinks I should have just been fucking weeping like a bitch. Dude, that's so funny when dudes show up. That's like narcissism when you show up to places fucking crying as a dude. Oh, crazy, I know. I'm more of a...

I just aggressively hump the air until people ask me what I'm so happy about. Oh, what, me? Happy about... Do you think I'm happy? I was like, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. What are you happy about?

Oh, nothing. Yeah, nothing. Except I'm on the market. All the single dannies. all the single danny's oh oh oh that's how danny shows up he shows up on a seg danny breaks up with his girlfriend he shows up on a segue all the single danny's all the black leotard if she liked it then she put a ring on it if she liked it then she should put a ring on it. If she liked it, then she should have put a ring on it. Oh, oh, oh. I'm kind of regretting that I didn't do that. What? Show up like that. With the segue.

With the segue and the fucking, all the single dannies. Oh, Traniel in the building. And they said, though many men, oh no, this is the two more things. For example, despite being four times more likely

to die of suicide than women, men are significantly less likely to die of suicide than women, men are significantly less likely to be diagnosed with internalizing disorders because they don't conform to the traditional stereotypes of men's emotionality. Okay. They're saying you're less likely to like

go get help. And this kind of goes back to this privilege thing where you go because you don't help these people don't help like they all can you imagine like right now online being kind of like a fucking you know white fucking rich like trump supporter and posting online that you're like hey i'm feeling like depressed i can't find a job and have anyone not like you would get half the people responding to you would be like dunking on you dunking on you like good kill yourself you know this isn't the idea people the 90 of the world is for for a

lot of dudes is people telling you how good you have it which probably yeah that doesn't help if you're like it's hard to get over your problems when everyone's just like, you fucking have it so good. Yeah, you privileged piece of shit. Yeah, you go, in your American Psychological Association paper, they're like, have you decided to recognize how good everything is for you? Yeah, you go, I did, and I still want to kill myself. And then they go, well, we're out of options.

The only bullet we had here was just you checking your privilege and hoping that would sort things out. I kind of see it the other way too where there is i've always argued where a lot of people like to argue that the idea of oh uh you think you're like depressed or you're bad you think things are bad right now well just so you know this is the highest wealth of any society in history or whatever and they go well look at people over in china this and this and go yeah well obviously that doesn't like relative wealth like does matter absolutely but that doesn't make people that's not the solution to like you can't be like oh my god i was some gross years i was raped you go oh you know some

people were raped and murdered exactly yeah that's not making me feel so i don't think this is a good thing in any case no when someone has a problem and you just tell them how great everyone else is it's just kind of like stupid yeah how good you have it and you're going okay well well listen i'm going to talk about my next sponsor which is keeps hair loss fucking prevention and we got jj's on board with this now we got uh we're gonna turn jj into old homer simpson we're gonna turn him into the goddamn wolf man we're gonna turn him into the motherfucking wolf man up top yeah and uh it's convenient virtual doctor consultations which is a good thing because you don't have to go to the doctor and have your doctor with his john stamos hair

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get we like to tackle the issues in the middle one of my main like traditionally masculine harmful uh traits is i like fun yeah yeah i want to say that the boys, the National Boys Association, declares fucking femininity on notice. Hey, ladies, you're on notice. Just so you know, girls, it's on site. We're fucking dropping the mitts the minute I see you. Dude, if you're listening and you're at the National Association and you want to fucking go buckets and gloves with the boys, if you want to just fucking drop them. Just drop them.

Just for fun. You spit the chew out. You go fucking buckets and gloves. Be my fucking guest. You know where to find me. You know where we're at. You know where we're at.

Come to my fucking sold out show in New York. Actually, there's 40 tickets left on the 11th. Come through the fucking sold out show October 21 york actually there's a 40 tickets left on the 11th come through the fucking sold out show october 21st just fucking drop them with me la times writers you're fucking on uh yeah i'm trying not to just do i'm trying i need my own one because that's

yannis made on notice his thing oh you're on site but it's my new thing it's on site but i love on site is so funny though when like uh it's more of like a hip-hop thing when you're in a fight with someone you just always say like the idea is like do i see that guy on it's on site oh yeah like you just immediately drop the buckets and gloves i watched that hockey documentary but the mobster fucking thrashers rules so good it was so sick yeah it was crazy i remember reading about that a few years ago and then they turned into a documentary he tried to make it slap shot and then dude all of the guys on the ice they knew the minute the puck drops they dropped the fucking gloves dude the guy broke his leg it was like facing the other way oh that guy was awesome the whole thing was crazy the guy broke his leg. It was like facing the other way. Oh, that guy was awesome. The whole thing was crazy.

What a film. And then they had their sniper, only had one eye. Incredible. The whole thing was insane. Yeah, incredible. But this is The Guardian, who's been coming up with some wild stuff. This is, I just want to say, if we're living in a world where toxic masculinity is like the number one problem right which it is and then we have articles like this it says

the phallic necktie is an outdated symbol of white male rule in new zealand's parliament so if you if you came from a different you know a different era something you go what should i know about uh 2021 you go uh trump was president that was kind of crazy um oh toxic masculinity is completely out of control um we're oh uh we've gotten to the point where we're banning ties because they're too masculine yep you go i mean it's funny that they say wait a second yeah i thought you just said toxic masculinity is out of control be like well this is how we're trying to get a handle on it banning ties if you if you look at society they go men aren't allowed to wear men shouldn't have to wear ties anymore no more ties for men because they're too phallic and you go yeah this masculinity is

what's fucking gone wild it's true it's weird too because they say specifically they make the point that it's in new zealand's parliament you're like but they wear ties everywhere but it's like is this an issue in gay land of the fucking case this is an issue everywhere or just in new zealand because they wear ties everywhere gay lordland gay lordland yeah hypocrisy socrates philosophies that's the number one issue right now with articles don't make us wear a tie professor claire robinson so i am you you always like it when i tell you what the author is i love it it gives you it gives you a little bit of color pro professor

claire robinson is a pro vice chancellor of the college of creative arts. Pro vice like the magazine. Yeah. She's a pro vice. She's pro vice. He's the chancellor of the college of creative arts at Madison university, which is the pro vice. Yep. But like, think about this.

So again, we're going to do an article about, uh, so we're going to talk about this also on the patron, but the idea that men aren't going to college at as much rates or whatever, right? And then when you look at universities and cause I've been talking about this in the past, but I'm going to go through a bigger thing and to not cover it again, kind of here. But if you look at universities and you go, men aren't going to universities as much.

And then you go, this is what the professors think if you're a professor of university and you're writing articles about why ties are sexist yeah and then you go why aren't men wanting to participate in this it's so crazy how far because it's stupid yeah also like you would have you thought there would have been like not that long ago where you'd come in all shabby and they're like put a tie on now you come in like all fucking proper and they're like take that tie masculine much whoa calm down just wear a fucking garbage bag that's what they want so yeah but you go

this is what university professors are up to. Taking her free time to research to write a fucking expose on ties. Ties and how they're... There's only one tie that the boys need to worry about and that's Domi because he's about to drop the fucking gloves when he sees the Guardian.

Imagine he shows up to her office he goes i heard you had a problem with ties lady she goes what he fucking just beats the shit out of her he goes you don't like ties you want to get me bad i took that fucking personal came all the way down here from fucking london ontario you fucking think a lot of people were upset with me for fucking saying that by the way it was exported greens and they go man yeah i know you have to pick sadbury some people like the sadbury shout out some people are like with me for fucking saying that. By the way, it was Export Aid Greens. And they go, man, why'd you have to pick Sudbury? Some people like the Sudbury shout out. Some people are like, we're not all like that in Sudbury. Yeah, okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Sudbury is fucking smoking the green death swell dip and chew. Yeah, I know. This is university. That's what's going on. Now, let me ask you a question before we move on

is the piano tie still sexist question that's a good question uh yes yes i'm gonna go with yes a piece of clothing that echoes the cod piece is designed to promulgate white male power should be optional. So, the Guardian's going hard this week with ties are racist. And they said, if there was ever a year to change New Zealand's anarchist, anachronistic,

she likes her big word. This is her using her university fucking professorness. Yeah, you just gotta put that shit together. Anachronistic parliamentary tie code it should be 2021 and why are men women policing our outfits is kind of another question that i'm having our bodies let's fuck down policing our bodies policing our piano tie wearing policing my ability to do that fun joke where you pretend the ties your tongue to impress chicks at

the bar you know that when you roll up your tie oh yeah then you go what's up ladies it's a very uncle at a wedding trick and you go and then the ladies generally just beg to suck it after yeah so we're gonna go your place or mine yeah just go to the bathroom also in this in this era these things are always specifically so funny where the situation right now for the last two years has been they shut down every business people weren't allowed to leave their houses the stock market crashed so many people aren't in the workforce and then someone comes in and they go good news we got great news you go what is it we're almost getting ties man it is amazing what some people kind of make their thing you know that where they like

the way the lens they look at the world where there's so much going on they go you know where my beef is ties they're just looking at the guy in parliament being like you fucking pig you know what her probably answer is she goes goes, you know what the real answer to this is? Everybody just across the board has to wear female pantsuits. That's what future does look like sometimes. Hillary Clinton's female pantsuits for everybody. No ties, shoulder pads.

Yeah. Even if you're a dude. She goes, white male MPs, the most likely demographic to wear a tie. I was kind of looking into this again. And yeah, you're right. Like in the Middle East, they don't wear this kind of stuff.

Like China wears ties. Like their parliament wears ties. Of course. Every country, even if you go to Africa, I'm sure... Yeah, they all wear suits. Yeah, they all wear...

I mean, not all of them, but like... Well, I guess because they ponying up for the white man. Yeah, it's because the white... It's colonialism shing sang zu in china doesn't realize that he's fucking supporting imperialism and white supremacy and white supremacy with his piano tie you know what i didn't realize i don't know if you're gonna get to it but actually just go on the demographic most likely to wear a necktie are now a minority so the white people are now a minority but they're still enforcing their white ties on that's why the chinese uh the president of china the chancellor whatever you call him china

the reason why he wears a tie is because this white minority in england is telling them they have to she's like you this it's almost uh it shows they're always racism where they're like the chinese people don't want to show up to congress in a tie they would like to wear a rice outfit those conical hats yeah that's what they think they're like i'm fighting for the right to chinese people to wear a raiden hat to parliament and they're like yeah this tie is like fucking from chanel this thing was like nine hundred dollars i don't wear a raiden hat i think that middle eastern people should be able to show up to parliament in their dresses and they go listen i didn't grow up there i don't really need to i grew up in like the uk i went to school in london i don't think i need to wear a my native garb the african hats and the

beat like i i guess that would be a flex if you're like a black guy that grew up in london you're in london parliament and you're you show up every day in the dashiki the dashiki and uh whatever and you're just like and you're literally like just fucking tell me yeah yeah i dare you to tell me i can't wear this and they go and they're like oh we have a tie rule sir just more ridiculous every single day says we need to wear a tie they have to show up will smith style where they do the tie around their head you know when they go they said we couldn't wear a tie they said we had to wear a tie but they didn't say how we had to wear a tie he shows wears it on his head yeah Big move from WCS.

Big Willie Styles. Big Willie Styles. Also a fucking lyrical miracle. Lyrical miracle. So they go, the white male MPs. And he asked, they go, for some, Millard, who has previously said he personally loathes wearing a tie. Apparently he's made a decision to stick with the tie rule. So there's a guy in parliament.

Because of white supremacy? Yeah. Well, he doesn't even like- He goes, I hate ties, but I love white supremacy. He's in a pickle. Got to meet in the middle. He's in a pickle. Yeah. He does.

He really hates ties, but he loves white supremacy. Because that's what they said. They go, basically, this guy's in charge of parliament. And then they said, they did a vote. then they said what do you think personally he says i don't like wearing a tie that much yeah but the vote you know everyone voted and they still made a tie so a significant majority of members who still responded and opposed any change to the dress standards for debating chamber they must after they had that vote though you have to imagine some people were first brexit and now the tie law got shut down there were some probably tie shops near their

parliament building who were like they were watching that really carefully you know this is this might be the end for us boys it is one of those things where you think the tie lobby got to the middle the tie big tie, big Thai. You think the Thai lobby in New Zealand was being like back alley deals, meeting in the back of a bar, just like fucking envelope full of New Zealand dollars. Envelope full of Thai gifts. Be like real house of cards shit where he goes,

tomorrow you're going to make sure that this fucking doesn't pass. We're wearing Thais. I'll tell you what, we're going to be allowing Thai food in the meetings. Thai Domi is going to be all all parliament meetings in the new zealand imagine it's a total inept thing and they go and then i'm gonna put it forth they're all the food and the parliament is thai food they go no no wrong thing we gave you a million dollars under the table oh we're idiots so they're they're policing our outfits i will say one thing that

i did not know i so mostly we like do these articles and most of the time i'm like this is nonsense i learned nothing from this this is just nonsense right but one thing i did not know is because it says in the article it says the necktie echoes the shape of the cod piece which is i think the dick thing or whatever uh and it says that did you see the shape of the cod piece, which is, I think, the dick thing or whatever. And it says that... Did you see the correction at the end of the article? No. Oh, is it not true?

Oh, fuck off! I'm not kidding. Because it literally goes... Dude, I'm not kidding. Oh, my God. So it goes, designed 500 years ago to emphasize a European nobleman's importance

through his large phallic size. It is arrow-shaped and directs the eyes of an onlooker down towards a man's groin i was like there's i didn't know that the tie was an arrow pointing to your cock there is a correction at the end of that article that says she was mistaken that's not what it's for i was like i read that i go no shit i go because it is like an arrow pointing at your cock. She had to correct that part of the article. I'm so happy you brought that up. That is so funny.

She fucking said, she goes, the reason for the tie is for dudes. They made up, they put a. It's the opposite of woman. It's a guy talking to a woman 200 years ago. He goes, my cock's down here. It was the original, the man, the legend. The tie was supposed to be the original, the man, the cock's down here. No, it was the original The Man, The Legend. The tie was supposed to be the original The Man, The Legend T-shirt. So it was a big fucking hog pointed down.

And then it's like, the look girl's like, oh, I like your tie. And you go, there's another one down there. You go, look where the hair was pointed to. You like a big fucking piece of sausage on my neck? How would you like my second piece of sausage on your neck? Down your neck. That's fucking nuts. That sucks.

That was like, I would go, I actually learned something. And then. No, you learned wrong. Yeah. They corrected that. They had to fucking do a correction in their article that said, oh yeah, they didn't make ties to fucking tell girls that they have fucking massive pipes. Yeah. Yeah.

Because that's what they were concerned with, you know, 400 years ago when they invented the tie. I know. You know what? We need to figure out a way for women to look. The one guy with a big hog in the city needed to let the girls know? Like literally before there was any sort of laws on consent or rape or anything. They go, hey,, we gotta get ties. It's not,

there's a university professor. This is what she's up to. She must've been so pissed when that vote didn't go through. Yeah. Brexit, Trump, and the tie law got fucking shut down. She must've been.

Big tie wins again, man. Big tie will always prevail. You can't be big tie. A fabric flapper pouch designed 500 years ago uh to emphasize the nobleman's importance yeah that's the one that they had to strike down if that was the case for me if that was the case though everyone you remember long shirts everyone should be walking around with a tie down to the ground

you fucking you know what i mean yeah just like rolling just like dragging it it's like a fucking wedding dress like the train it's like 40 feet behind you yeah every every single guy is just walking around with his tie dragging like 20 feet back literally if nine guys carry in your tie into the club if that was true every floor on earth would be fucking spotless from all the tie dragging all the tie dragging so they today the tie remains an enduring symbol of white male supremacy serving to maintain white male values and standards as the norm well if that's the case do you think the Grand Wizard is watching this being like, all I had to wear was a tie?

I got this stupid ass hat on. I know. I'm wearing a fucking wizard gown when all I needed was a fucking necktie to let everyone know that I'm a white supremacist. Maybe they could add a tie. They should definitely put a tie. They should have two ties. What about a bow tie?

I don't know if bow tie is why. Bow tie is not because it's not pointing at the package. Bow tie seems like the, well, the bow tie is actually not that way because the fucking nation of Islam took the bow tie. Yeah. My hockey coach made us wear ties, which I now know is fucked up, but. Why? Well, because of the white supremacy.

Yeah. Well, now I know that it's fucked up and he's probably a pedophile. He goes. It's interesting too, because I read today that in the NHL, because the nhl is the only league that still makes the players do like the whole suit and tie thing it's like mandatory yeah and they're they're now talking about relaxing it so they can all dress cool like basketball players and stuff probably cooler showing up to the game cool but that's an old tradition in hockey but they're getting rid of it an old white male tradition it is an old white male tradition and they're getting rid of it it's going by the wayside

i hate it having to wear it i mean all the players say straight up they're like yeah it was fun you know you like wearing the tie once i mean this is one of those things where i think these people are morons and if you go to if i was in any sort of this working in any sort of uh proximity to these people and a girl comes in and she's like hey i'm organizing a vote and we're trying to get rid of the tie i'll be like like, don't you have stuff to do? No. Do you not have anything to do? That all being said,

if I was, you know, going to private school, working in parliament, and they said, hey, guys can wear whatever they want now, I would be like, sweet. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Me too.

I'm like, I hate that shit. Yeah, no one wants to wear this stuff. Yeah. But they're still morons. Yeah. Girls get to wear whatever this stuff. Yeah. But they're still morons. Yeah. Girls get to wear whatever they want. Although there is something nice about the simplicity of not having to worry, you know, and not having to worry about what you work.

It's the, you know, the Steve Jobs thing. Yeah, you pick one tie and... You just wear the same thing every day has some simplicity. I do get that. But it's not because people then they have like my dad wore a suit and tie to work every day and he has like fucking 90 suits right but they're all that you're just picking i have 90 black shirts but i still just go pick a black shirt that's true so there is something if they go if they say like the hockey players right now they

don't have to think about what they're wearing to the game right they just put the suit on whereas now they switch it they go you gotta wear uh got to wear a certain you can wear whatever you want now they're like oh do i have dressed cool do i dress like a nerd do i wear you have to think about it that's true it is another thing to well i think when they're rich though they they all do have tons of suits they're just they're trying to figure out how to like gussy up the suit you know it's like oh do i do a weird hat it's all you can really add to it is do we wear a vest yeah right not a lot of options well they said in december 2020 newly elected uh party co-leader rawawa wellatiti on his given on giving his maiden so the the they call one of the things in uh parliament a maiden speech in, which they did a brackets and they said another anachronistic term that requires interrogation.

So she's in her article and she goes, she has other problems. The tie. She started on the tie, but she's about to branch off to the other terms. She has a lot of issues. Removed his neck tie after speaking out about Tip Tipuna who was wrongly convicted of a crime so big protest from this guy he took his tie off imagine you're in fucking New Zealand

you're like yeah we um every time we have one new case of COVID we lock down the entire country and then you flip on fucking parliament and they're like ties are bad this is what's important to deal with right now and they're like hey we have like a real crisis with our country with like covid and they're like ties ties and the last sentence is forms of clothing and body adornment allow people the ability to project how the world sees them and

how they see themselves in their place in the world so this is girls uh a girl thing obviously it's like you know you get to um show the world who you are it's it really is um you should be able to it's the boss in uh office space you need to be able to show your flair yeah and imagine you think she goes we ban ties and you show up with a tie and she'll go well we said you didn't have to wear the tie but you're still wearing it you know well i thought it was my choice though okay a lot of things that these people say is their choice. They really don't think it's your choice. 2021 should be a time when our democracy is enabling, not preventing members of parliament with other worldviews, genders, and values.

Girls can already wear whatever they want and values to express and respect and their political ideals and values through other non-Western, non-male forms of clothing, attire, and decoration. So every society does have their thing. Like in Arab politics, they still do have a dress code. It's just their other dress code. Yeah, it's their dress code. But anyways, the moral of the story is- Their dress code is literally a dress. Their dress code is a dress.

It's a very literal dress code the code is the dress fellas fellas fellas make sure to buy the last few tickets to my 11 o'clock show in new york city uh chicago the things we do to get uh the fucking unvaxxed boys in the unvaxxed and also plano and uh austin texas austin texas for sure we're gonna have like a week in texas yeah if you if you're a cowboy hats we yeah you gotta get cowboy hats if you're a fire editor uh hit me up too i've been talking to people but if you are in new york and you're a uh fucking a sick editor always looking to add new people to the team and those are the hardest thing to find is like a really really sick comedy editor

so always looking for new ones and this has been always looking for fresh meat and if you're fine with working in the news only one thing though is if you fucking wear a tie get the fuck out of here this has been the boys cast patreon.com slash the boys cast for an extra bonus episode every week.

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