The Boyscast with Ryan Long - A Cult of Men Cutting Their D*cks Off, Taliban Bans Women From Talking! & Election Astrologers

Episode Date: August 30, 2024

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When asked about the Taliban's new law banning women from speaking in public, former President Bill Clinton responded by saying, I couldn't even imagine a world where my wife Hillary didn't have the ability to speak her mind at any time. However, I also believe there are times where Westerners need to sit down and listen to what laws minorities around the world believe are a good idea, as uncomfortable as that may be. He continued, We should always strive to decolonize our minds

by resisting the urge to judge the wisdom of other cultures, even if I personally would loathe a scenario where women in my life, and Hillary, would not have the opportunity to say anything they want to say at any time with no restrictions outside the home. At this point, the reporter asked President Clinton if he's ever had verbal relations with the Supreme Leader of the Taliban, to which Bill paused for a second before muttering,

Have I had verbal relations with the Supreme Leader? Maybe a few dozen times, but that's only because I wanted to understand every step of how he was able to impose that law to make sure nothing like that could ever happen in America that might prevent Hillary from speaking. But it was when the reporter pointed out documents stating that Bill Clinton had made more than 30 trips to Afghanistan in recent months, he interrupted the reporter angrily yelling, I support Muslims, okay? And just because you in the global community have a narrow Western outlook doesn't mean that I have to as well. Now, if you'd excuse me, Hillary is speaking and I have been scheduled to stand beside her. Boys cast! The Boys Cast is the podcast where we're not eating our help in a slop.

You got the wrong fellas. No gatherer mentality. No slop eating. You got the wrong guys. Oh, thank you. Just hunting in protein just hunting protein and if there's any slop attached to that protein no thank you no slop free we got a few dates here i'm gonna be going on tour big tour coming up so we got fort wayne lewisville saratoga springs philly is going to be added but it's not there quite yet. But October 25th. Nashville, Chicago, Edmonton, Minneapolis, Phoenix, Portland, Tacoma.

That's going into February. Then there's some more after that. But Daniel Pulitzer. Yes, I'm going to be Baltimore on October 10th. Tampa, October 20th. Skankfest as well. Yes, the boys are going to be out there on the road. Yeah.

We actually have, this is not a friend of the podcast. This is someone on the internet that a friend of the podcast has sent us. Okay. Not to be confused. Yes, I'm already confused. We haven't had one in a while. So, my tulpa hates my girlfriend. So, we got a fellow bro out here who's in problems right now.

It's just like the title says. My tulpa, Janepa. Janepa, the tulpa? A dude that's got a tulpa namedva so it's a nap on the tulpa so a dude that's got a tulpa named geneva real bro move by him real problem of just having a tulpa geneva doesn't like my girlfriend of two years so they've been together for two years geneva's got a bit of a beef with the new girl a little jealous a little jealousy it's gotten to the point where geneva will lash out and call her names my my girlfriend doesn't believe in tulpas,

so they got a bit of an issue. Whenever she says that, it makes the problem worse because Janepa feels invalidated. Right. And it's not like your imaginary friend saying something. It's like the guy is just like, you're a fat bitch. You're a fat bitch. You go, what?

You go, no, no, no, that was Janepa. You don't fucking believe in me i'm sorry jennepa's up to her old tricks anymore this fucking meal is disgusting very good no as your cooking skills i mean i like it i love it i mean this is my favorite i would love to go to your mother's house i fucking hate going to your mother's house so much stop doing that i don't believe you have a tulpa. You don't believe it, man. Yeah, you don't believe I exist, huh? I'd rather fucking die

than spend another day with you. You don't understand. He goes, no, no, no, that was me. Sometimes he has to, sometimes he's gonna be like, no, no, no, actually that was me. Your fucking outfit disgusts me. I'm fucking grossed out

even looking at you. How do you live with yourself with that fat fucking face here? Oh, Janepa's up to her old tricks again i mean chicks love mental health stuff right they they eat the slop up so much on that where you kind of like be like what so i can't have a top i can't well so i don't have a problem yeah yeah so you have all these you have anxiety and all these mental health problems i'm not allowed to have one mental health thing you're invalidating jennepa yeah you are invalidating you're invalidating me you're invalidating me. You're invalidating Gineppa. Excuse me.

I'd like you to sit down. Me and Gineppa have something we'd like to say to you. So me and Gineppa have been chatting. Gineppa. Pretty funny gossiping with Gineppa in the corner. I know. Don't. You don't have to tell me.

Nothing worse than your guy having an imaginary friend. Is it a girlfriend? Don't. I just. Listen. I know, Gineppa. Believe me. I have to deal with a lot more than you do hey so hi how's it going over there i mean i can imagine a chick like in their uh just infinite craziness to be like so you have an imaginary female friend yeah so you don't have an imaginary guy friend that's kind of weird that's kind of fucking something else what do you guys talk about what do you what do you guys do you know it's kind of private it's none of your business man and

so you have a female friend best friend does jennepa like does jennepa like me oh she's like a huge fan i fucking hate you jennepa that name what's that thai so you're into thai girls i'm not thai yeah yeah so that's so you're not really so it's quite quite the debacle that person's got sending the best out to you now this is probably you're gonna be seeing a lot more of this going into 2025 i think that well potentially but i think either way you're gonna be seeing a lot more of this but this article is probably my favorite headline in a while sometimes you just have to ignore the economist more slop please just ignore the economy this is a this is a really good bucket of slop this is me but this is on the transition where it starts with like you know not every scientist know what they're

talking about to follow the science inflation could be a good thing this is their inflation could be a good thing i honestly think their inflation can be a good thing. I honestly think this is giving you sort of like a bit of a vibe of what they're gearing up to get into you. This is the they're

testing out this bucket of slop. Everything you know is wrong. Blind taste test. This is a blind taste test of the slop they're about to feed

you. They're sort of warming up the trough. They're putting they're just putting a little it's like when Coca-Cola originally took the Coke out. They're like, let's just test it out. See if it's any better without the Coke. This is like they're sort of warming up the trough they're putting they're just putting a little it's like when uh coca-cola originally took the coke out they're like let's just test it out see if it's any better without this is like they're focus grouping the slop right now focus grouping

a new brand of slop which is the economist and and they've already got a couple different pieces of it in here because they go kamala harris's proposed price gouging plan might irritate academics but it makes sense to everybody else. Sure. First of all, it's not the academics. Yeah. It's anybody historians. Right, but it's funny. The academics is probably... I guess that's an academic.

Right, but the academics is probably the most people that would be like fucking economists. Sure. The people that started the slop of like the economy, anything you know about the economy doesn't make sense. I know that you've seen it with your own two eyes, but that's incorrect. That's because of some other reason. To me, that is pure academia kind of stuff, right?

Yeah. So they're trying to say, they're saying the economists are the academics. Yeah. That is the smallest percentage of academics. For sure. The majority of academics are like communists. I mean, yes. And also, you're like, yeah.

Like I said last week, you're like, yeah, tell people, you're like, hey, your eggs go down in price and your milk costs less and don't worry about what repercussions might come. And probably most people are like, yeah, sounds great. Sure. Then I'm like, yeah, I don't know. I'm not an economist. I don't really care about that stuff.

I care about my boat. Well, the economists are saying things are Kassimor. The economists are incorrect. You go, the economists actually, you're like, the economists said that you don't have a job. And you're like, just ignore them, man. They'll go away eventually. You're like, okay, but I don't have a job. You know that guy Robert Reich?

You know that dude, Robert Reich or whatever? Yeah, I do know who that is. I think he was part of the Bush administration or something. I don't know who that guy is, but he's out there. He's out there yeah and he posted some big uh twitter thing where he goes like look at these like look at the gross profits of all these companies like you know kroger's gross profits walmart's gross but he was like specifically like see like they're price gouging and you're like those are gross profits though yeah that's not like their margins are still 1.6

percent or something danny's listening to the economist again he's getting but you're like this guy's supposed to like i i don't know if he is an economist yeah he was a former united states secretary of labor so you're like this guy should understand you know the difference between a profit and a gross you know the difference between net and gross okay you're not like some fucking out of fresh out of college communist who's like writing blogs for huff post you're like this guy worked in the united states secretary of labor and he goes like look at this price gouging you go those aren't profits though it is it is very interesting that this is the new angle that they're going with um and the funny part is that one of her big arguments are whoever

wrote this article's big arguments which is the atlantic they go forbidding or unwarranted price hikes for necessary goods during emergencies and one of their whole things is being like we always kind of had this during emergencies and you're like what's the emergency yeah yeah what's the what exactly is i mean i guess if you're saying food on affordability is the emergency sure but like again that's not yeah but that's not this isn't like some massive shock to the system the emergency they're like well well, what's the emergency? You go, president's old. The president's really old right now.

Decaying before our eyes. Well, we have to do all this stuff because of the emergency. You go, what's the emergency? Well, they're running the economy into the ground. Yeah. And then they reference, they go, yes, like someone, some supplier had a $100,000 penalty against them because during COVID, they jacked up the price of hand sanitizer. Emergency.

Okay. Like, maybe that's. And again, like, the FTC probably does have these rules in place where you're like, you can't do these certain things. Well, a lot of that thing is because they're kind of, they're saying, like, the emergency is going to be short enough that it won't be able to. For no company is going to make any changes anyway. So why don't we just not let them do it? Yeah, exactly. Like, they're not going to open, like, a new factory.

They're not going to have the time for that, but you're just like, when your emergency is, like, fucking guys old, eh? Yeah, so what about surge pricing on Ubers and stuff? What happens, like, literally, it happens in New York City all the time. It's just like, the skies open up, it starts raining out of nowhere. You're like, yeah, an Uber that was $20 is now $100. Should the FTC become involved? Well, they're saying that... Essentially, what they're saying is like, well, when that happens, they go,

well, only the rich people get stuff. So they're saying it should be first come, first serve. Yeah, and the rich people do take an Uber and poor people get wet. I was like, then another place would just start and be like, okay, we'll be an Uber that's more money and it's always coming. Yeah.

Because Uber is just like, well, they don't have any. Yeah, okay. You're not starting a new Uberber because it rained one day that's so funny it's probably the that that is the one criticism that i always think is funny if because there's a lot of uh anytime you're talking about stuff there'll be people being like you know you guys don't understand this or don't understand that right sure which is generally i feel like i have a pretty good record of cultural predictions where i go this is people are starting to move in this direction people are starting to think this you kind of say that but the one thing i will not tolerate is they go canadians talking about economy canadians talking about economics

yeesh stick to maple syrup and comedy uh first of all me and danny have both economics yeah we both have degrees in some might have be described me as a virtuoso sure in the thing economics virtuoso i think i'm 100 without studying yeah micro the second thing is everyone follows the american stuff because he gets shoved in your face so it's one thing being like you you might say okay people don't really understand exactly what's going on in saudi arabia it's like everyone everywhere knows the america stuff everybody like more people know like the speaker of the house in the united states and they know the fucking in their own country then they know like the president of australia like i actually but speaking of which some people are saying we don't have economics

that's how we originally probably the most knowledgeable on economics of any comedy podcast, maybe in the world. That's what I was about to say. It's very possible. That was the original thing our last podcast was looking at. Yes. Our original theory was that feminism was devaluing... The pussy. The pussy in the marketplace.

I actually had another one. Yeah. I'll tell you, I had a joke that was economic-based recently. Sure. Okay, so I was saying to Howard, New York's the only place in the marketplace. I actually had another one. I'll tell you, I had a joke that was economic-based recently. Sure. Okay, so I was saying how New York's the only place in the world that we're proud of the fact

that we get ripped off. Yeah. I'm sure there's a few others, but it's kind of like, so you go to someone's house, they're like, oh, this is my place. It's seven grand a month

and it's like the biggest, or two grand a month is the biggest mansion you've ever seen and we're just like, you fucking pussy. I live, you know,

your landlord's just shaking you upside down and you're just like, those pussies like oh yeah i can't open my dishwasher and my stove at the same time and i pay four times as much as you'd be crying if you were me right i live in my landlord's shoe currently and it's a rent stabilized shoe so i can never move this is actually a steal of a deal if you had the pussies in buffalo would probably be crying if they were me right but it's saying that basically like supply and demand obviously the adam smith thing is the prices are set by the invisible hand well in in america they're in new york the invisible hand is giving you a rectal exam at all times yeah just stick

in your fucking yeah in america in new york the the invisible fist in new york new york's the invisible fist in new york it's the invisible fist and they're right up there just grabbing on your intestines, being like, oh, you want a washer and dryer? That's going to be another three grand, pal. Oh, sorry, pal. You want to live like a normal human being? We're actually doing construction on your bed today.

And also, we're charging you for it. We're removing your walls just for the start of winter. We're not sure why. We just decided that. We're not sure why, but it's just someone upstairs kind of winter we're not sure why we just decided that but it's just someone uh but you know someone upstairs kind of made the call in new york the invisible hand is just like tea bag at all times just walking around and just grabbing you by the pussy is what it's doing oh oh also i had one more economic theory yeah that's making me laugh that uh you know how uh

feminism kind of uh convinced a lot people to basically, like a lot of women, it convinced them to essentially campaign for like millionaire actresses to get like 10 million instead of 8 million. That's their idea of trickle down feminism. Yeah, exactly. Because basically you take, okay. Well, think about all the Etsy shops that'll be profiting when that celebrity. Right.

They're saying, but it doesn't even work because you go, you basically campaign for a woman who's making 10 million to make 12 million right and then what happens is they're like you know if they're pressured into it enough they give her the 12 million fire 85 other women who are making 50 grand on the thing we fire 80 people gotta make it up somewhere and the trickle down is that you trickle a bunch of other key grips off the set you trickle one of those caterers off the set. Yeah, yeah. A bunch of key grips around the floor. You trickle one of those caterers off the set with your budget down $2 million now. Yep.

No food for extras. So that's trickle down. Yeah. I have one more theory if we're getting into theories. Sure. I mean, this is a- We happen to be, even though I brought him up. This is a quasi-economics podcast at this point.

The one more theory I said was, this is actually not economic as related probably not at all but um i was kind of thinking that there's a well maybe there's like there's always like a correlation between when you're being there you know i've kind of made the argument that like one of the my probably my least favorite characteristics of people is when they'll be like this person's amazing and it'll be like the most normal person yeah which i've described backpackers very much like that this guy's the fucking he's a legend just just a guy right just a guy you know nothing wrong with them nothing great about him just you know guy number five in the crew nothing wrong with that but she'll be like you don't he's such a fucking legendary guy right another one of those for me is whenever anyone is very very described as like they're the

nicest person it's always inversely correlated to how nice they are to the people around them and i'll give you examples for example you go this is the type of person that would let anyone stay at their house and you go that's actually the biggest dick to their wife or anyone else yeah yeah or whatever a girl yeah a girl she's like dude she's so nice she'll let anyone sleep she's so she's so hospitable she'll let anyone stay over if you ever need a place to stay it's like well you're actually being a dick to like the boyfriend who's like i don't stop making everyone at her house all the time sleeping here right yes well yeah if you're the nicest person too like if that's your top characteristic then there's a huge drop off to like the next thing.

Like nobody wants to be like, that's my top characteristic. Cause I'm the nicest. Am I good at anything? No, you're just really, you're going to be a nice. Yeah.

There was, it doesn't really require any skill. No, it doesn't. But you would might even say they're the nicest. Like this person gives away all their money and you go, that might've been the biggest dick move to your kids. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. It was like, you were, you might have been the biggest dick move to your kids. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

It was like, you're like, we had a comfortable life. And you're like, you gave all my money away to the needy. And you're just like, yeah, now your kids don't have any money. There's always sort of like, it's coming from somewhere, right? Yeah, I mean, that's the ultimate comedy thing where someone's like, oh, this guy's a killer. And they go, oh, this guy's a good dude. And you go, yeah, not a not a compliment it's a very

inverse correlation between you might even say uh it would be described as a dick if you were at a bar for example right and your buddy's going your buddy's kind of like out of control right and you might be described as nice if you go over to the other guys and you're like i'm sorry about him like i'll take him home and your your buddy might describe, like, what might actually, that actually might be a dick move to sort of, like, take everyone else's side over your friend. Yeah, for sure. So it's like kind of a, what can often be described as nice

really describes, like, where your loyalties sit. Sure. Like, do your loyalties sit with people that you know pretty well or do your loyalties sit with strangers? Yeah. I mean, niceness wants to be, you want that to be your fifth characteristic when people describe you nice is you never you don't want to be just nice that's just it also is a second point that is not what you want it was your primary characteristic definitely not primary characteristic is nice no there was a we had a there was um when i was

growing up they did uh it was like an evaluation when we were probably grade six or something, right? And they gave you characteristics like that where it was like nice, something, something, and everyone described everyone. And one of our buddies, his number one description, there was like words you could pick from. He was described by everyone as consistent. It was like forever we'd bring it up. He's the most consistent guy. Mr. Consistent. Just like not positive or negative.

What does that mean? Consistent with what? That's a compliment you get when you have no idea. Yeah, you got nothing. I mean, you're not even nice. Is he good at sex? Consistent. He's consistent.

It's the same every time. Good or bad. I tell you what. How does he do in school? Consistent. Consistent. Consistently F's or consistently A's? Consistent. Consistent. you what how does he do in school consistent consistently f's or consistently a's consistent consistent i mean that's old mr old reliable over there

no deviations you're just you're getting what you're getting every single time yes i remember us always bringing up the consistent we'd always describe as consistent after he got his evaluation now I'll tell you what. This girl's got a pretty hot tip. And some people out there might be looking for tips in the dating market. How would you have sex with a celebrity? He doesn't seem the easiest thing in the world. Guys, take note here.

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Okay, anyways. So... Yeah. Works for women. This women this is get blocked un i'll tell you who's not having this problem of the wood bangs the un taliban shout out to the taliban back and the un has denounced them it's fine the taliban ban on women obviously we had the podcast on brand we denounced them but you're right it is pretty on brand that's just i don't know if you see the new outfits they made them wear too

no full deal oh the women body yeah yeah yeah it's just the burka or it's like a it's the extra burka like the ninja oh it's like a double burka yeah they have a basically a double burka the eye slots blocked off too yeah it's the mesh eyes and that's what they have to wear in public so the taliban's been going like real real hard i wonder how hot they get it must be really hot under there even though they're probably like breathable but it's still black in like the desert no those are insane east i would say meet in the middle i know the taliban saying no woman's allowed to speak at any time in public we're saying yeah if all you want there might be a middle there might be some sort of middle ground i don't know maybe like obviously you're allowed to speak but maybe sometimes keep it down. Yeah, just sometimes, you know, pick your spots.

Pick your spots. Do you think the Taliban had one bad encounter with his woman that came back like one day he was just like enough and then he came back and he was like, new rule. New rule. He goes, I found this interpretation in the Quran and it actually says you're not allowed to speak ever. Yeah, I think he must have had like,

something must have tipped that off. You know what I mean? Yeah. A fucking yappy wife. No, but it was, yes, possibly a yappy wife. But it also is possible that she was out there being like, that's a good looking guy. And he was like, well, you just ruined it for all of you. Hope you're happy.

Hope you're happy. Nobody's speaking ever again. Zero women allowed to speak. But here's the problem. Because sometimes you might see that and be like oh yeah no taliban's mean to girls yeah they're kind of doing to the guys too because another taliban news taliban sacks over 280 men from security forces because they can't grow beards fucking pussies 300 low-t guys that can't grow a beard and you think you want to be in the taliban

and you don't realize you gotta be to be able to grow a beard. Do you think any dudes are cutting the pubes and gluing them to their face to stay in the Taliban? I mean, there's... What the hell is going on here? You go, look, a real beard. It's a real beard. You go, let me put...

No, don't pull on beard. Don't pull. It's very sensitive. He's just got the barbershop clippings. Yeah, just barbershop clippings. It's just glue. They do, like, the bob, and then they just kind of glue. And he has to go over the top.

They're like, anyone who doesn't have a beard's kicked out, he stands up like, where are they? He's got, if there's anyone here, I'll find them. Show me these beardless losers. I'll take them out. Self. He's just got drawn on with Mark. Hey, we should start a committee to find them. I'd like to be in charge of that committee

yeah a bunch of taliban dudes on rogaine unless it doesn't work on the beard i mean there's definitely got to be a few i mean that's that's extra for one that is extra uh crazy if like the arab man can't grow a beard yeah like you gotta have real low t if you're an arab man i wonder what if it's just a patchy beard like can you just have a patchy beard or like it's got to be they say it has to be a fist you're gonna have to probably comb it over i guess if you can't do it over beards tough that's a tough look well there probably was like a few guys that were when they were making these hearings the guy's like no women allowed to talk he's like hell yeah no beards they're in the taliban he goes whoa what what what do you mean beards? What do you say about the beard part?

I mean, we can't all grow beards, though. I go, sorry, bro. You know, he might have got in that, and it was probably his wife that was out in public being like, this guy doesn't have a beard. And he tried to shut it down, but it was too late. You think that's how, like, 280 guys got fired, dude. Imagine going home to your wife, and you go, I got fired from my job at the Taliban. You go, what happened?

Is that, like, the equivalent of, equivalent of like how American woman would be like, you small dick loser. You'd be like beardless loser. He goes, you really know what to hit me with. I can be in the fucking Taliban beardless plug. Your words are daggers that's funny

yeah damn well I mean that's a lot of guys too there's a lot of 300 men yeah there's a lot of guys who can't grow beards

in the Taliban dude they just got do you think they got they had to get escorted out of the building Taliban HQ because their beard's not good enough

that's real wild so a lot's going on at the taliban damn get a glue on beard or something you got to do some sort of thing but i i don't know the taliban have beard inspectors probably like they take it very seriously they probably give everyone a yang well i think it's one of those things where you know there was an old a lot of times in olden times they would make people fight um let's say you got caught stealing and you said you're innocent before they had like a lot of places that didn't have like court systems they would make them fight yeah like feudal and their idea was that like god will be on the side of who's not lying don't lie yeah and i think that they maybe there's some element where

they're like well it's not that you just don't have a beard. It's that God is punishing you with not beard because of something you've done. Sure, like God's telling us he doesn't want you fighting for the Taliban. Yeah, so it's like, we don't know what you did, but you did something. God just doesn't take your beard away for nothing, right? Damn, that sucks.

He's like, you're out there doing some funny business. We don't know what it is, but... I mean, every... Yeah, it's funny that's their caste system is out there doing some funny business. We don't know what it is, but... I mean, every... Yeah, it's funny. That's their caste system is beards and no beards. It's like some dude who just has the ZZ top. You go, head of the Taliban. Yeah, it does seem...

It's pretty wild, though. You just can't be in the Taliban if you don't have a beard. I have a beard, man. So they're getting pretty wacky over there, though. Yeah. I think they watch playoff hockey and they go that must be nice i think to be honest i think that is probably a part of it is that cricket playoff seasons were happening and they're just like yeah come on we're all growing our beards they're trying to grow the playoff beards and

this guy's he's like a bad luck charm walking around with his bare naked face. The Afghanistan team lost. That's probably what happened. The Afghanistan cricket team was taking a beating and they're just like, okay, who here doesn't have a beard? All right, we're doing beards for mandatory beards. No pussies. What is this? You cannot grow a beard?

I wonder if they, I wonder, can you do like, if you somehow like, will they let you back if you figure it out? Cause you know, you can do like micro needling or whatever, chicks do it for their faces but then good question i'm doing a joke about it and then some guy in the audience they're close to turkey that's the headquarters yeah some guy in the oh they could do the actual full just like yeah the turkish like that yeah you go get the turkish beard you come back you just bald on the top beard on the face you go you said nothing about i mean come on we can't all have hair on the head look at this beard though yes i do think so to answer your question so that's the manly so they're they're doing they're going it is always

funny to contrast sometimes we talk about china but it describes it kind of seems like that um compared to you know the west where it was like it's just you literally see like the those countries being like we're going as masculine as like humanly possible to the point where you're kicked out if you can't grow a beard and then over here it was just like just constant onslaught of like everything that a man does is you know incorrect yeah yeah that's a very middle eastern thing like they couldn't do that in china no beards not a chance five guys left i wonder why that's what if that's why like japan you know and those places are so against muslims they're not like we're not having them come here and force us to have beards will be

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well this was my second favorite article of the week because there's a guy and this was a big linkedin post my ceo yeah so this was a big linkedin post he posted this on twitter and went very viral it's kind of then he deleted it deleted it, but the article's still up. I think his sub stack's still up. It's behind the paywall, too. We've seen a few where guys have done like, I fired my first employee today. Here's what I learned. It comes across as tacky.

This guy wrote an article, my CEO seduced my wife. Here's what I learned. He deleted the Twitter, and then he put it behind a paywall so which is even funnier being like my ceo fucked my wife and stole her if you want the deets behind the pita like subscribe to my sub stack silicon valley gossip at this point but but he's he he's basically uh the the first funny part is people immediately like went into

his thing and four posts ago he's a a proud white dude for Harris, right? Yeah, of course. And he worked at Amazon so everyone assumed it was just Jeff Bezos. It would be hilarious if it was Zos. Yeah, but I don't think it was. Zos has entered the building. Miami Zos. Yeah, fucking all jack-teed up. Well, apparently the wife posted

because he's been going viral for all this stuff and apparently the wife posted because he's trying to get clout off of one asshole and snake the ceo is which may be true the wife was like just for the record like i kind of seduced him and the guy was like i still learned all these lessons i still learned all these lessons and i don't think a woman can seduce a man so uh that was like he well if he's a white dude for heroes he subscribes to the whole power structure thing where he goes well if someone's your boss like you can't seduce your boss. It's not possible.

Right? You can't seduce upwards. You can only seduce downwards. So he's like, no, that's not possible. It's actually not possible for you to seduce your boss. He took advantage of you. He took advantage of you. You think you seduced him, but in fact, he seduced you.

But he wrote a list of points that he's learned and you can learn too from this experience. So this is very common thing for people to have happen so this is really silicon valley really is split into two things uh where it's like real two camps hey and you are you're you're very right about that where the point of this he's extrapolating all the lessons you learned you're just like yeah this isn't really that common of a great apply not a lot of people's wives are getting stolen by the CEO of their tech company. The CEO of a startup I worked for seduced my wife in direct retaliation for my pushback in the office.

He's been taking the wife's agency away a little bit, right? Yeah, very much so. He's like, oh, because I pushed back on the CEO, so then he banged my wife. Bit of a cope, if you will. And the wife's like, that's not what happened. Me and this guy had a thing because i liked him i hate you again i don't know all the details this guy it's hard for me to take his side when he's airing it out in public

like this like take the allen private buddy what are you doing that's what i would do yeah you know it's one of those things where as a dude anything that you put out there to like get sympathy it's just like you can argue all you want that like you know people say like oh you know men should talk about their problems more and we need the the fact of the case is we don't and no one cares nobody cares so when you're a guy being like you know here's my sob story the truth is it's just like you're not getting sympathy people aren't interested nobody wants to hire you more because of this girls think you're icky yeah you got the ick but nobody wants to hire you like if you're trying to be like oh this is gonna get me some linkedin cloud get me a job you're like no

no maybe some all it might be that content at all costs maybe some all-girl startup might hire you or something out of sympathy you know what i was kind of thinking of it is uh to some degree i mean we've talked about the grandmother treatment before, but girls, the lowest, so even if you're getting some sympathy, women putting a guy in the friend zone is the lowest they could put them, right? Sure, yeah. And I think that-

They would kill you, but that's illegal. Yeah. They would put you down like a dog. It's true, right? Yeah. And I think the reason for why that's the lowest is girls see their love of their life as, you know, or someone that they're, you know, in a relationship with of any sort. They see that as higher than a friend, right?

Of course. Whereas a guy's probably in some ways see friend as the highest. Yeah. Not always, but you know what I mean? Not always, but yeah. It's definitely like that. Definitely a competition. Right.

So the lowest for a guy is the grandmother treatment where it's not sexual. Like a girl could be up to you and being like you know i'd masturbated today and you go speaking of sex uh hayley's pregnant you know that's how you would treat you know what i mean any politics thing she could you know she tells you the show she goes love island's the best show in the world you go it's very popular like that's how you yeah like there's i hear that's the women your age i actually know a friend that likes that like that's how you would it's water cooler talk water cooler no controversy that's the lowest that a guy can put as someone where it's just like you've removed any sexuality

whatsoever from this person that's the lowest a guy completely there's no potentiality lowest a girl will put you as in friend because it's like one below her dog yeah maybe not yeah yeah one below lower yeah yeah that's what i'm saying yeah you're below you're not even the hamster that's another thing i was sort of thinking is that uh it's almost harder for because i've even i was kind of asking this on stage before like years ago but like the question of who gets catfished more right yeah and uh it's like you could probably think it's there might be some arguments made for both right old people probably get catfished the most if we take away gender you're right old people get catfished a lot yeah

i think that didn't we cover that one thing where like some woman thought she was like meeting up with george clooney or something and she like a lot of those like sent him a hundred grand there's a lot of clunies like i'm in a jam oh chris brown fake chris browns are getting sent so much money dude fake chris browns are rolling in it right now they're rolling in the dough grandma is like oh i think chris brown's interested in me huge no it's not the real she's messaging her ex-husband like i bet you jealous now that i'm dating but it is guys for sure probably yeah but the reason i wanted to add to it is the reason why it's very difficult for

uh why girls get catfished less is because a guy sees what he believes to be a good-looking girl goes on said date with said good-looking girl yeah girl yet generally before she goes on said date with said good-looking girl. Girl, yet generally before she goes on a date with a guy, she's got the nine screens up, she's doing detective work. So I would say... And they build an emotional connection, like a stronger connection via just messaging. They got their friends involved. I mean, it's very rare that if you were on the apps,

you're going on a date with someone, that you're running it by all your friends, right? So I think that this screening process is just way high for women so that's probably one reason why they get catfish less yeah on top of the fact and guys like they're a little better with makeup guys are worse at faking it probably yeah guys will put on blinders too like they'll get excited if they think there's like some hot piece of ass waiting for them yeah start ignoring obvious signs like lisa ann posted something where she's only face photos 4 000 miles away i'm fucking in the jack like lisa ann posted something on twitter the other day where she's

like if you get a dm from me like if i'm sliding in your dms like that's not me sure but she has to say that because there's imposters and it's obviously becoming a problem where someone's like oh shit lisa ann messaged me out of the blue she's yeah loved what i loved my linkedin post yeah i love my or whatever you're like i fucking i'm like a plumber and just lisa ann just found me online and just wanted to smash and you're like it doesn't happen okay well go the only chick who ever messaged you wanting to smash happens to be lisa ann yeah yeah nobody else that's a good point you're like you've never good point. How many other girls have you messaged? If you're a guy that you're like, my DMs

are filled with sleuths. You're like, zero messages other than Lisa Ann. I still got it. Last message was your buddy from high school being like, how are you doing? How are things, pal? It's just three happy birthdays for family

members. Happy Easter. And then's in looking to suck you off damn thought I lost my game yeah so there's both but I think that a part of it is that women go through an extensive screening process dude they're detectives they are yeah every girl I don't know

we've talked about this but I don't know why every girl doesn't want to be a PI they have the skills they do it is weird there is that one i don't know if you ever seen on tiktok there is this one girl who is a pi and she just films herself just on her missions on a private investigative missions just finding guys cheating doesn't that seem like kind of like um i mean she's running her own little cheaters but like i would if i was hiring a pi i'd be like okay but don't live stream. No, she doesn't show the people. It's literally just her in her car.

Does she show the area? Maybe sometimes. Guys got to be sweating if they see that on TikTok and they see the house in the background. Women are just like, yes, be sweating. They don't want, well, I guess, but they sort of want you to slip up if a guy's a guy's buddy sends him like hey just so you know there's a pi outside your house she keeps posting about it oh yeah no it's not outside the house it's always in like parking lots and shit and stuff like that it'd be funny if she found out she was not doing anything like her her dad she lives with her parents and her dad's like you know she does believe that she's a pi

we're trying to make her see a psychologist she had to close a case or have a case or have a case yeah she just sits in her car fake pi she goes whoa oh my god it's like this guy's blowing eight dudes in front of a walmart crazy i mean it's not impossible no i mean probably the first rule of being a pi just don't be filming everything well that is the one thing where it's the least sneaky thing you can possibly do of all time well if, if you blow up and become super popular, your face, then you're like, well, then that's a problem because then people are like, oh, you're the PI. Sure. Hey, aren't you that PI?

Oh, it's like you're at a bar and if you're at a bar with a mistress and Greco shows up out of the blue. You know what I mean? You just read the newspaper, his face pops up, you're just like oh we're done here jigs up um well anyways this guy has a long list of things well it's not that long five but he has five things he's learned from this and you can take two so he goes when you have it when you when you have a good manager lean in and take advantage of it because some people you know for example if you do have a manager that's not banging your wife yeah you need to remember that like that's a positive yeah it's

a positive spot the snakes generally it doesn't take long to figure out who is a good person and who is only looking out for yourself some of the sure some people might say the guy who bangs your wife fells in the other category also if you have subtle signs if you have any work functions don't bring your wife don't bring your wife don't bring your wife say that make up an excuse that she's not feeling well and just go solo and network imagine like you're at a place and you know you're at like a comedy club and then um someone bangs your wife and then you do a post of how to spot snakes at a comedy club you go what's what's your main thing that you've, well, first of all, when they bang your wife, that's right there. That is stamp sealed snake.

So do you have any other ones? It's like, that's the main thing. That's the main one that I'm kind of working for. So you're going to want to watch out for when they bang your wife. Yeah, that's a big word. It's a telltale sign that this guy might be a snake. There are many ways to see through dishonest people. Every snake, even snakes need to

get things done so you can be valued for excellent work even by nasty dishonest people so he's saying even if the guy's banging your wife you don't want to completely take a time off good tips about terrible brutal tips just like be good at your job i guess the worst article it's like essentially just like do a good job regardless of who you work with yeah even if they're banging your wife yeah even if they have designs on your wife and family uh see if their actions match their words so if for example they're saying they're not banging your wife and then they are banging your wife that might be a clue that yeah you said you're not banging my wife but i came home and you were in bed with my wife yeah it's weird because you're saying you're not banging my wife but then i walked in on you banging my wife and you admitted

to banging my wife so i have a so i'm starting to think when you said you couldn't get those reports done but maybe you could get them done and you just chose not to the people uh that post this kind of stuff the lack of shame you have to have i i'm always curious to angle subscribers like yeah like what was like his uh does the most desired outcome from this i think subscribers i think because i imagine his well is going to run pretty dry after this whole banging your wife stuff like what's his next post about you go yeah we came here for the banging your wife's how to not get your wife stolen on the contrary now you're like excel shortcuts he might have many bang in his life stories he's like how to spot snakes at the grocery store how to spot snakes in your bowling league

how to not have your wife pass around your church how to spot someone that says they're religious but they're actually a snake at the church how to spot a gardener that can't be trusted how to spot family members that will not be trusted a lot of distrust material so it's possible he could be could be uh he could be thick with these stories all right but anyways i thought it was just uh probably the craziest thing in the world but to answer your question of what do you think he's going to get from this

I think it was dual purpose but obviously one of the purposes he thinks he's going to go viral but I also do think but he did go viral

he didn't like going viral as much as he thought he would he did go very viral he didn't love going viral as much as he thought he would this is what this is like but I do think there is a bit in this

where they expect that it's going to get them sympathy like I think people are going to be like i knew that there was a problem in silicon valley that no one's talking about these guys are snakes i'm sorry sorry that happened to you yeah you might have got a few of those but he got more of what are you doing buddy getting dunked on and he goes oh this is not the reaction i thought i was gonna get yeah so i think that i think that someone spends too much time around uh like women yeah they might not spend enough time around men they

start thinking that like oversharing is a good way to you know make friends i mean if he did a post about yeah but if you did a post about like oh i got fucked over in this deal in silicon valley probably then there would be like that would have accomplished that because a lot of people like yeah you got to watch out making deals and yeah you know like that does it's relatable i guess and people are like yeah i got fucked but nobody can relate to this yeah it really is like uh my wife leaving me and the lessons i learned about silicon valley because of that people are like you go i don't know if this is like a real silicon valley specific article well i mean yeah he worked at amazon i guess you just have to take his yeah and and the the cherry on top is his wife came out and she was

like not really what shook down like me and him top is his wife came out and she was like, not really what shook down. Like, me and him didn't have a good relationship. Yeah, this guy's a loser, obviously.

Yeah, not great. I mean, that's, I'll tell you what, this is definitely not going to get him the pussy that he thought it would.

No. Because that might have been the third dimension where he's like, he thought his DMs were going to fill up being like, you wouldn't have that for me.

No, tell us what co-parenting is like with the CEO that's here. Come cry in these. Thought he was going to get some of that yeah sorry bud so kurt told me about this uh inside the world of extreme body modification now there's a lot of uh there's a lot of cuck shit on today's episode there's a lot of a lot of it being pushed but this is actually from a year ago yeah and then they so there's the leader of this cult and they're called nolo we talked about this a long time

ago with the original japanese guy on the old pod original japanese guy yeah and the reason why it came out now is there's a guy that not even trans he's just like in a gay relationship with this guy who's like 30 years older than kurt sent me the picture and he was just like he goes finally got the surgery and it's just like, he goes, finally got the surgery and it was just like two dudes and the one guy was, the two in a gay relationship, the one guy's 70,

the guy's 70 years old, just cut off. Just make himself a eunuch. Yeah, they're making themselves eunuchs. They're making themselves eunuchs. Totally like smooth Ken doll. So,

they have this whole thing and apparently they said there's 10,000 to 15,000 dudes that call themselves nullos where they cut their dicks off. And why is that a problem? Because they're not trans? They're not even trans!

But I'm saying, if they were trans, we'd be celebrating them. Right. They're not trans and we're like, they're going to jail. Well,

you actually have a good point. I think that I should say the information that you're referring to is, so what happened was, in this specific case, this doesn't describe the 15,000. No. But in this specific case, there's this guy in Britain, and he essentially started like

a cult, where there's like 10 guys that are all cutting their dicks off. Then he basically started a paywall service, where he's going to stream himself getting his shit cut off. Okay. a paywall service where he's gonna stream himself getting his shit cut off okay and then basically the guy who cut his dick off on live stream live stream for viewers they they tried that guy because he was the guy that cut the dick off and then basically why can't you do that well i think that's that's where you're right but yes he's just like you're just unlicensed to cut dicks off yeah okay he's doing an unlike he's doing an unlicensed dick cutting off surgery seems to be some dissonance going on here in the world uh because it's pretty common you're right

there's a lot of crazy stuff that like when you look at it through any of the trans prism all of a sudden you're just like isn't that just like par for the course yeah what's the problem like they're just like not on the flag okay but if you yeah but like if nullo gets on the flag as they go on the trans the new gay pride flag you go okay we're it's fine now well i think probably if i was to guess big pharma's got to get their cut yeah i think what happens is they're going off reservation doing dick cutting off surgeries this guy's not taking the medication it's like if you want to pay your 80 grand a year

for all the stuff to you know one of these big companies then it's like be my guest we're going to support your every move it's like you cannot just go cut your dick off you can't just be out here off book see I mean I have no problem with people chopping like obviously if you're over 18 you want to chop your horn off go ahead I guess you're right

yeah you should be able to do it yourself though and you know what i think the little diy horn cut i think you're kind of right because i think the argument they made is they're kind of you know if you're this guy the lawyer like representing the state or whatever you're the prosecutor you're kind of saying you're like this guy was in like a cult-like state you're taking advantage of him he was not thinking straight and you cut his dick i would just be like he's trans why are you sending him to jail i mean that would have been the obvious they probably should have said that they did guys like oh no but i'm not trying to go shut up just put a fucking wig on we'll get through this well when this happened like a year ago it was kind of like okay there's

this weird like trend that's popping off look at this freak lizard man's watching these guys being like can you believe these psychopaths you know there's guys sitting here with the horns on their face being like what kind of freak cuts their the dick tattooed every inch of their body like these fucking jokers gauges on his eyelids you know the big lip piece being like what a fucking psycho over there yeah and and they're like they're actually getting jail time yes how do you pee with the i guess i assume it's a mess i guess i guess it'd be the same way as if you know because you yeah i guess if you have like a fake vagina put in i mean the type of guys that call that up well that's the thing though they didn't that what really wasn't that i'm thinking novelty size ribbon cutting scissors just one big fucking i mean imagine the sickos that are

brutus the barber beefcake just just bite down on this stick the kind of what they did yeah and that's illegal and then the crazy part is in the world i guess part of it's like a law of large numbers thing but you go this is since since this guy kind of became the big guy now the movement the movement is like expanding sure okay and now there's 15 000 of these guys they call themselves no it's funny calling a guy nullo because if i can nullo he's got no dick but culturally they're totally fine with they want the this to expand for trans people like they can't get enough trans people cutting off their dicks he also cut his nipple off which they didn't love what's wrong with that i don't know it's like dude i i mean again i don't know if there's some law in the

book somewhere but you should be able to be like to go to your buddy be like you know be hilarious if you cut my nipple off like are they mad that people are like using because it's like a drain on the nhs like the health service you go hey well you know taxpayers are paying for this stuff when you show up you are right though you can't you can't separate the two where you go like this guy is a criminal and then you go the one who decides that she's a girl and does it, you go, that's a hero. Yeah, it's like we're literally celebrating. You're in the same category.

You're cutting dicks off. Yeah, you go, either you can cut your dick off or not. If you're in the hog cutting off business, it's got to be, it's either hogs can get snipped or they can't, right? Yeah, or they can't. I don't know. It seems bizarre that that's kind of.

I guess there's, but I guess you would say there's probably a lot of things like that where. Maybe it's like the backroom element of it where you go like, yeah, you can get it done. Well, I mean, listen, you can get an abortion, but you can't get a backroom abortion. Yeah. So maybe that's what the criminal element of it is.

But I guess they don't get any thrill if they are like just under anesthetic and they just wake up and it's gone. They go, that doesn't really do much for me. The doctor wouldn't let me videotape it. Yeah. You can't live stream it. you can't live stream can't live stream it but the doctor probably could live stream it yeah probably i can probably yeah there's no shortage of surgery being like yeah you could probably live stream the surgery it's just that i bet i guess the government is like we're the dick choppers yeah yeah we do that

that's our you're kind of encroaching on our domain here i mean they do that with a lot of things right they're just like you know we run this yeah i mean the guy in japan i didn't realize went to jail for people don't know japan guy went to jail in 2012 it was an artist who was like into this eunuch business and then he cut off his business cut off his uh dick and balls and then he cut the balls too the whole thing yeah you want it perfectly smooth you know like and then uh i mean it would look ridiculous if you just had balls ryan if you just had balls hanging there with no piece pretty funny balls you go

funny look just a vagina and balls yeah just huge balls the reason he goes they've been calling it smooth the many op for the smoothie look smoothies smoothies but if you so i i agree with your synopsis and i think that's a good point but if you backtrack yourself 10 years these guys 15 000 guys are calling them nullo nullo smoothies and they they start a cult with their live stream and they're cutting their dicks off you go this is something else yeah i mean it's it's wild but i mean i guess you are probably right though that we're about you know four

months away from people supporting this and i think that's what is happening now it's there's these guys that are basically saying like you know i'm sure there's cases that have been tried in these different places where they're like you know i want to get the surgery it's covered by this or that and they're like well do you consider yourself trans you're like well i consider myself genderless and you go there and they're kind of testing it is like well can you is that is do you have to say that you're a girl like you know what i mean no i mean there's a thing in canada right now where the i think you just got to have the guy do it you're you got to you got to say that you're a girl? You know what I mean? No, I mean, there's a thing in Canada right now where the person... I think you just got to have the guy do it.

You got to have one of their dick cutters do it. Yeah, one of their dick cutters, otherwise something bad could happen. But there's the whole debate, and I think it's Ontario or British Columbia or something, where there's a person who has to go to America and the government's paying for it to go get a surgery

where they're getting a vagina. It's like a male to female getting a vagina put in, but they want to keep the dong. They want both. Like a real freak show situation. As opposed to... Well, a vagina and a penis. Yeah.

I remember that. It's happening right now in the government. Yeah, I remember talking about that. Debating. They're like, oh, do we let them keep the penis? I'd love to be in that parliament meeting. No, far like no no we're not paying for you to keep it you go you cut we're sending you i think it's there's got to be someone that's like a you know in the parliament being like boys what are we doing you know we have bridges that need to be

built all right god fucking shortage of housing immigrants immigrants, and all this stuff. All right, today we're going to be talking about whether we're going to be talking about the deficit. We're going to be talking about whether we're going to be installing the new, doing the repairs on the highway. Dan wants a dick and a vagina. Should we pay for this man to keep his penis While having a vagina installed In America It's one of those things Where they're going through the budget They have to scan by that one real quick They're just like

Okay we have a military We've spent 10 trillion dollars on the military 15k on Dan having a dick and ball Vagina Was that the last one? Was that the last one? Oh, the military thing? New Hockey Night in Canada theme song.

Just, you know, normal stuff that we care about. Yeah, anyways, the Japanese guy. We're doing some new commercials so you can get vaccines again. Another guy that wants two dicks and three vagis. Yeah, well, that's a good question what if you go yeah i want two vaginas and and keep the piece to go now we're getting crazy all right come on like there will be some line where they go all right i don't know we did the vagina and

the piece we're not doing two vaginas dan's looking for nine dicks on dan's looking for nine dicks four badges literally the fucking The doctor From the first season Of South Park Remember like This was supposed to be Marlon Brando Where he just puts like Four asses on something

Yeah I was like Saying a doctor That gets high on his own supply Gets carried away He's just giving himself Like so much surgery Yeah just like his arm

Just fucking You see that every now and then Like a plastic surgery That his face has got the full You know On a rollercoaster look Oh yeah Just getting high On his own supply man he's got fucking two tits on his back

dick on his shoulder he just can't stop giving himself surgery but i mean you should i remember like in there's on tvo in canada there's like a documentary about these guys like there's this whole documentary about people who are like wanted to be disabled and stuff because that's another thing in this article is this guy froze his leg. Yeah. They had to amputate the leg. Well, cause they were like,

we're not going to amputate it. And he was like, okay, I'll just freeze it off. And then you have no choice. It'll be like a dead leg and then you'll have to, and then they had to amputate it. But like,

yeah, there's a whole body modification and there is like a mental condition where people like, I identify as disabled. Like literally like I, my dream is to be like, missing a leg. The guy that you identify as a woman.

Yeah, exactly. But they're like, my dream is to like not have an arm. And then there was this one guy, I remember. We all have dreams. Yeah, there's one guy in the documentary was like,

they wouldn't take off his leg. They refused to because they're like, you have a perfectly working leg. And then what did he do? He went out into the woods. He walked out into the woods with a shotgun and his phone,

which was like a cordless, but like house phone. And then he took a shotgun and he blew off his leg. And then he went to go call the police, but he was out of range from his phone. He had gone too far. So then he had to like drag himself back into range. And then they just like, but then they interviewed him after. And he's just fucking so he lived happy

as a peach because you made me do this I didn't want to have to blow my leg off because I don't identify as someone with two legs you made me live this way you won't let me live my truth oh god yeah

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There's a new brand of masculinity in town. Possibly the smoothie Nolos. So there's a new brand of masculinity in town and this is, okay, if you're wondering who it is, his name is Tim Waltz. Real hands, man. Yeah, they're bending over backwards because there is a part of like... I mean, at least he was in the army for 20 years.

I get, yeah, he does look a little like someone that has sex with his shirt on. Yeah, just pulls it through the hole. But I, listen, I get the well played by women where they're just like, like someone that has sex with his shirt on yeah just pulls it through the hole but i listen i get the well played by women where they're just like my ideal man is someone else that i'm not someone else's husband that i would never have sex with or will have to yeah who's advocating for me for sure you know what i mean a guy who says all the stuff i want to say that's my type yeah you go what's your type someone else's husband that spends their time you know saying everything i would like them to say yeah so that's fine fair you know it's basically they want like uh i mean they want to win at all costs no they want uh they want like a reverse

pearl they want like a you know like a yeah yeah but there's a lot of that so the cnn uh anchor was on and she says uh the dnn the dnc appeals to the opposite of testosterone laden men and she was saying this it's kind of like a positive kind of a quiet part out loud thing a little bit where she goes she goes you know tim waltz is uh and doug emhoff she goes last night they're out here speaking and they're appealing to people who might not be some sort of testosterone ladladen men. So it's like... You know, I mean, you know, like the guy who fucked his nanny and got her pregnant. Yeah, he might have some more testosterone than you think, yeah.

He might have had something to do with that. He's playing the part a little bit. Yeah. Because I don't know if he's the biggest cock out there. Yeah. But it is hilarious that, yeah, she's out here basically being like you know these guys are real men's men they appeal to people with low t it's like okay i i like sort of said it the opposite way but it's funny like sure i mean the people probably big quiet part out loud i think they did uh studied

and they were like it literally like is like there is a correlation between testosterone and political preference there's a correlation between testosterone and a lot of things. A lot of things, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so, and I mean, again, these guys are old. Yeah, they probably don't have... Yeah, that's why men get, you know,

make a little less fearless as you get older. Yeah, for sure. You get a little wiser, a little... Yeah, that's the whole game. Less risk-taking. T-drops a little bit as you get older, and then you try to combat that by being smarter. That's the whole...

Yeah. That's the game you try to play as a human. Dude, I played fucking softball this weekend and I'm like, I could barely walk afterwards. Really? Crazy. From what happened in the showers? There was no showers.

I was quite angry about that, actually. Did you join a softball league? Yeah, with comics. Oh, really? Yeah, with Derek Drescher. I didn't know that. Yeah, a bunch of other comics. But literally, I'm like, great.

Did you like it? I mean, it's fun to play softball, but's like it's just crazy you're just like the older you get you're like yeah this used to be like like i was like this is like low that high intensity of a sport like low impact and i'm like you're feeling it like i fucking my hip flexor got strained because we were they made us play in like literally one of the diamonds literally the one of the diamonds in central park is like beach sand like it's like deep like you can't like fucking get your grip on your feet buddy you're one step above a nolo i'm gonna be a softball soon it's crazy dude i couldn't believe it but anyways yeah that's that's what happens that's

rough that softball is fucking doing you in like that i know i. I'm not pumped about it. Well, they say Doug Emhoff is a progressive sex symbol, modern female fantasy. So there... Four articles in a row. I mean, suited to be, I guess... What does that make him? The second...

Do you become the second most powerful person? No. He's the first gentleman. First gentleman. Right now, he's the second gentleman. But like,

because, you know, they say the leader of the free world is the president, but you're not the second most powerful person no spouse no technically it would be the vice president obviously i guess yeah i mean the first gentleman we haven't we haven't had a first gentleman yeah but i mean if you're eating the president's pussy on the rag like you got to say right you got you got her ear that's for sure down there and dirty

imhoff appears to be a genuine mensch. He's smitten with his wife, supports her ambition, and it's obvious from his convention speech and their sweet interactions on the campaign trail. So this guy was banging the nanny. Yeah. This guy, I don't know, he's probably fine, whatever.

But it's just like, one after another, they're just like, even in this article, she's like, people don't want a Ryan Gosling from Drive anymore. And it was just like, it's just like one after another, they're just like, even in this article, she's like, people don't want to Ryan Gosling from Drive anymore. And it was just like, it's just a funny angle for them to go when all the stuff that's happening right now, it's a funny angle to just be like, this is a real man. This is a real man. Yeah.

And we all want to fuck him. That's the weird part. To say like, maybe this is a model man for america if that's the angle to say we all want to fuck him it's funny it's like i'm just thinking of it the other way how many how many wood bangs do you think are in his dm sure like how many articles when like obama was running where they're just like we're all we all want to fuck michelle like it's just it's such a weird angle that they've got where they're just like, every liberal guy, it's like, it's almost telling where they're just like, every guy that's like super high in

the Democratic Party, they're like, we got to write a lot of articles about how it's like, we all can't wait to suck them off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The real sex symbol. Because they are sort of taking the opinion we were saying about the army thing, where it's like, if you want to get guys to join the army, you have to make it seem like, you know, you have to have... Status. Yeah, girls have to want to seem like uh you know you have to have status those yeah girls have to want to have sex with those guys yeah they're trying to skip the part where the girls

actually have sex with the guys i think they're just trying to skip right to like we all want to have sex with them it's like are you and you're just like we want to we want to yeah that's and they're picking a lot of guys with wives to be like what a fucking heart if that guy came on the market and you go yeah i mean it's a big and it's not and to be honest it's not a new thing i've seen this with even moms are big under like they love being like they'll take a guy that that's been with his wife for 20 years and then he goes on you know he goes on interviews and he goes i'm just so in love with my wife there's she's the best person in the world and every mom's just like that's the ideal man yeah so it's it is an okay technique to go out there and appear like you're you know you're the you just like the one the woman you're with yeah young women will eat

that slop up but i mean if you're like a reality show guy and you have a woman and you're just like you appear like i'm just so into her oh my god i just don't over hand and foot when you break up with her you're gonna get some snizz yeah yeah especially if it was like not your fault i think this one's a little harder sell because they're they're selling it in the context of essentially saying you know we the reason what what's hot about these guys is mainly that they spend their entire existence supporting women sure yeah they're trying to get like the soap opera moms, you know. Or now the TikTok moms. Do you think that, well that's a good question. Do you think

that this is convincing girls that we love that or do you think it's somehow trying to a little bit convince guys like a lot of pussy coming at you if you're like that? Probably the girls. Or it's just a Girls vote. That's the thing. It's like women do vote. They love voting. Women be vote. Women... Girls vote. That's the thing. It's like women do vote. They love voting.

Women be voting. Women do be voting. Once they repeal that... Well, not repeal, but once they let them vote. They can't stop. They can't stop. It's like with Lays. Once you pop...

Can't stop voting. I do know way more girls than guys that... Is that true? I do know more girls than guys that voting is a big part of their identity. I mean, I've been asking just anecdotally. is that true the stat i do know more girls than guys that like voting is a big part of their identity i mean i've been asking just is that true anecdotally comics we know guys and pretty much everyone is that a true fact more women than vote than guys i think so i don't know but i anecdotally i've been asking comics and they're like every guy's like i've never voted yeah even the political ones like robbie bernstein who you're like you do a politics podcast he's like i've never voted interesting and you're like i would expect him to be fucking

early voting he's like never voted well maybe he has never as a candidate he likes like that's his protest a little bit yeah i don't know women are consistently higher women do vote more they so they we are correct in our synopsis that they vote yeah women be voting for sure well they're they're really they're they're sort of pushing the idea that um you know the that a guy that sort of like plays the number two to a woman that's the hottest thing you could do of course that's their big thing yeah like not trying to usurp her for her power yeah they're they're kind of one step away from being like nothing hotter than a guy who goes to the gym and drops the weight and goes ah yeah i mean whoever I mean, whoever's gonna be fucking Caitlin Clark's next boyfriend. Oh, man. The guy's gonna be... Oh, my

God. That guy's gonna be such a bitch. He's gonna be drowning articles. He's gonna be drowning articles about how good he is. Yeah. He's the best guy. He's by your side. He returns all her three points, three-point shots when she's practicing. She helps him practice. You just automatically,

no matter what you do, like that Emhoff guy guy he could probably do almost anything if you're if you just are one of those women that are like they're trying to promote if you're just dating her married her in a relationship with her you are almost guaranteed to get art drip off articles about how you're the goat yeah for sure and i mean again women like who are just want a woman in power and they're like this is doesn't even matter really at this point like women just want the woman in power and they go yeah the guy's like he's fine well also they they just need to know that he's not a piece of shit there's an old thing where they say that even though he did do to a woman what would be considered like maybe the ultimate piece of shit move well they can they can move past almost it is interesting they can move past that because like women if you want to billy c's been getting it in too right yeah i mean if you

want to score on a woman that's the way to do it it's bang the nanny you ever see you know when uh you know when a girl's with like an abusive guy and the whole thing is she'll basically walk around she didn't see nothing she didn't see nothing like a mobster's wife yeah they kind of have that you know characteristic a bit where they didn't see nothing yeah you know they have their goal didn't see nothing you know she she could show up with two black eyes i mean women are very much cool with you know that was in the past and you go okay keep that energy for sure whatever you know but i was saying they there's that old saying where they go republicans are the dumb party and democrats are the evil party but there is a there's a little bit of where from the media perspective where the media is just putting out like article after article it's like they're

pretty good at like preying on women's empathy yeah cynically taking advantage of their natural i mean look if you're reading huffington post like you're probably you're open for prayer i was gonna say low iq but uh you know you're not not really the most open person in terms of differing viewpoints. Well, so someone has made a prediction on what will happen. We're election astrologers. Election astrologers is pretty good. We're election astrologers. Of course we see where the moon is

to find out who's going to be the president. Of course I have 50% of our predictions have been wrong. And they all are. Like, even in the thing, they're like half wrong. We're election astrologers. Here's who we predict. They had been telling their followers... This is HuffPost, by the way,

so I'm on brand for Denny's, what we were talking about. They had been telling their followers for This is HuffPost, by the way. So I'm on brand for Denny was what we were talking about. They had been telling their followers for years about how Harris was a rising star and Biden was falling. She ran for president in 2019. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's not like she didn't come out of nowhere. Also, imagine looking at 140-year-old man. Yeah.

And then a 50-year-old woman who's. Black and Indian. Yeah. And then looking at the the only thing she's not as gay in 2007 2000 i think it was 22 this prediction was made you go i'm getting a reading from the moon that the 180 year old guy his things going he like i think he may have some health consequences his best years might be behind him. And I'm picturing this 50-year-old woman who's kind of in the prime of her career. I kind of see her going up a little bit.

Yeah, and people liking that. Yeah, yeah. Just real good astrology. That's some real good astrology, looking at a 99-year-old man and being like, I think this guy might at some point be sloping downward. They specifically say he may have some health challenges in the future. You can say that about

any 80 year old. Any 80 year old you would nail being like you might have some health problems. This is the equivalent of like an astrologer predicting that CDs are going out of style in 2023. I have a feeling that CDs are going to continue to slope

less and less people are going to use them. Compact discs, ladies and gentlemen predicted the and she predicted uh correctly that and then she also said there'd be a dramatic event because of the full moon and that was uh the debate so she predicted uh the week of the debate there was going to be a dramatic event because of the full oh because the oh the biden actually missed the opportunity there to blame by the way pretty bold prediction in american politics all entire week where you go something's gonna happen this week you go something big happens every week yeah also anything about the assassination attempt which we still haven't learned i don't think she predicted that an assassination attempt okay but it took her till she goes, in June, her prediction of Biden's health was at risk.

So June of last year. June of 2024. June of 2024. You might have an inkling that Biden, who can barely speak, might have some health issues. The astrologer started noticing some, guy's been falling downstairs for like five years.

He's been falling upstairs. But the moon only gave her synopsis. It's kind of right when the media started thinking by the way now that i think about it but the media takes her cues from the astrologers in june after the debate she she had a she got this she goes in my defense i didn't watch the debate i was just staring at the moon the whole time well he doesn't need to watch he already knows yeah that's so crazy being like i have my magical powers have told me three months ago that this biden guy might not be in perfect health predictive astrologers use multiple techniques i'm sort of just standing out there looking at one of the techniques is watching him fall down

the stairs but a lot of their methods involve examining a subject's birthday for example if it's in 1845 that might be a big cue for you if you're born in 1845 there's some they were born during the civil war that's usually a big flag reading there might be some health problems coming at you in the future um so that's one of their big things is to use the birthday chart and they also track planetary and star movements across time and space and see how the story of a person's life will unfold including which moments of your career career will be especially auspicious generally they find fall between the 30 and 60 year old mark i want to know what astronomers think about this stuff.

Astronomer is one of their biggest things they hate is the words close to astrology. He's got a degree in astrology. NASA. The female astrologers that have been started to follow politics have made a prediction

of who they think is going to win the election. I'm going to give you three guesses. I guess Doug Emhoff and Kamala Harris. The astrologers are coming in hot with a Kamala prediction. Wow. Going really off reservation. Yeah, yeah. All the women think that Kamala Harris is going to win.

At the same time, Urban is predicting Trump will experience feeling crushed. So she thinks... Oh, the guy with the hugest ego in the world won't handle a loss, huh? Big prediction she's making. So Trump's not going to like it, too, on top of that. This astrology stuff's really bulletproof. She thinks Donald's going to win.

She also has a prediction that Trump's not going to love it. Trump's not going to bow out gracefully should he lose the election. But, yeah, she has one more prediction. She says that trump will feel a feeling of crushed but trump's influence will not immediately go away so she says trump's not going to just completely disappear immediately disappear that's what jupiter told her all right well thanks for the predictions. I know. Hey, so I'm sure that you've been following this.

Kremlin tries to calm fears over security of Telegram after arrest of the founder in France. And it's quite the debacle, which is going on. That's what happens when you don't play ball, Pavel. Exactly. So the interesting part, obviously, is like he was a Russian. Apparently, he was in Paris because he was...

This is, I think, a rumor. Actually, I don't know. Why was he in Paris? Yeah. This is unsubstantiated, but he was supposed to have dinner with the president, with Macron, because Macron's a big... Would they have macaroni, do you think? That would be funny.

Does he eat a lot of macaroni? I don't think macaroni's very... I don't think... Or more macarons. Macarons. Macarons. Macarons are specifically for him. So he must eat macarons. Yeah, macarons.

And he's got to probably say a quip every time he does it. Yeah, it was, oh, oh, oh, there's a boy with a macaron for a macaron. He must. He must. Just for some levity. So he was supposed to go there. They say that he was supposed to have basically a private meeting. Isn't Telegram where you're in your white supremacist groups yeah that's where i kind of

see what's going on in them i still don't like here's a lot of it has almost a billion users i still don't really get it some people have told me like how to use it i don't really get how to use it like it's because it's i get every day i get a new thing that someone added me on there but i've never really talked to anyone on there. But I think the big thing- But it's encrypted messaging. It's encrypted messaging. It allows you to do huge files. You can literally put super long, hour-long videos. But it's the-

And this has been- It's a channel. You know how Instagram added the channels? It's like that, where it's just a channel. So you can just- You can only- If you're the user, you can only- Yeah, a lot of people use it as a semi-mailing list.

Yeah, you can't really comment on it or stuff. But anyways, it's big like it's big in russia it's big like getting out information with the war but i that's kind of the biggest thing but they're saying oh there's like child pornography on there they won't well there's child pornography probably on every site in the world yeah there was a thing on facebook recently where facebook was people were like running ads for uh selling like hardcore drugs and stuff, like Coke. You could literally get an ad being like, buy Coke. Insane. Yeah.

And the comparison is essentially like, well, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg's not getting fucking arrested. Now, the difference is that Mark Zuckerberg, he just came out two days ago, and he's like, hey. He's playing ball. Well, he's playing ball, but he's also like, hey, we were basically told by the fbi regarding the uh covid to like censor even comedy he even said like satire and stuff like fbi was literally like giving us a hard time about like removing posts and so we did and then with the hunter biden laptop we restricted it because they told us it

was like a lie or whatever until we could and he's like i regret doing that or whatever but for the most part they have strong content moderation well now that he's like chet hanks yeah he's just like he literally put the gold lips dude he put the gold chain on and he goes what the fuck was that lip shit that i was doing yeah but so anyways but they will he won't buds and no jumper and now he's not fucking with that shit yeah but they won't they basically that dude's like i'm not no content moderation well also the whole thing is encrypted so he was like well that would defeat the whole purpose but the also a lot of the places where this is popular it was uh like so many things were banned it was kind of like the only way to get information out from wars and it was the number one place that essentially people were you know uh giving out videos from uh the the ukraine russia stuff they're not giving

israel palestine this is like the number one place for i mean a lot of people are drawing the conclusion that you know the reason why they're cracking down so much on this is because the palestine info is all coming from this side they're just they want back doors for this stuff you know and it's it is an interesting thing because like i wonder how this will affect x because x does have content moderation obviously some but less than anywhere else but you know they could use this as a precedent where they're like trying to come after elon yeah the countries are basically saying like you know countries have the ability to be like follow our rules at any moment elon could just be you know arrested by the government department of justice and i think the idea is like you know we'll charge someone for a crime and if you charge someone for a crime now it's like

evidence and i guess but do you still have to get a warrant or whatever and they're just like well we don't i guess they're saying like well we don't want to we just want to have access like unfettered yeah yeah we just want to have back channels or whatever which they probably have on everything but i imagine twitter doesn't give them stuff like that but twitter obviously we talk about all the time the amount of people that you go how did you go to how did this guy get caught going to jail it's like well he sent text messages about his crimes yeah yeah for sure and um anyways so that seems to be the the issue with them but yeah he's apparently the rumors he was like, Macron lured him to Paris under the pretenses of like, I just want to have dinner.

That I didn't get that part. Okay, now I understand. And then when they got him there, they arrested him. I didn't understand you're implying that it was a luring. Yeah, they lured him there. And then, because he is a French citizen. He's a French, Russian, and UAE citizen. Dude, imagine getting tricked by the French, how annoying that would

be. Dude, imagine you're like some French guy gets there and then you get there and he goes, arrest him. Arrest him. Arrest him. And then you're like, I got fucking outsmarted by a Frenchman. But again, I don't know what the recourse is. That's on you.

So we lured him there saying like we want to talk about this and it just like slapped but it wasn't even we want to talk about this it was like the president of France is like I'd like to meet with you for like a meeting and then in jail he lands and these guys and while the UAE he has a citizen he's a Russian citizen a UAE citizen and French and French right and then the UAE was going to do a deal with france to buy all this weaponry you know a bunch of planes i think it was or missiles and then essentially the uae's like backed out on the deal and the uae's like you know they're taking it they're like this is a citizen of our country and you're like arresting them for no reason essentially is what their you

know point is so it's interesting that i think the uae is trying really hard to essentially be like yo move here. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you what. Apparently, this guy's got 100 kids. Do you know that? He's a real breeder. Ah. Yeah, he's big into just knocking and...

I did not know that. But yeah, they always... I mean, it is one of those things where whenever... I can't imagine that's true. He's only 39. I don't know how he could have 100 kids unless he's doing the Will Chamberlain deal and he kind of pays every chick.

100's nuts. 100's crazy at 39. He's got that telegram money, though. Yeah. I mean, he sat on Tucker Carlson and he was like, I don't know how many dollars in the bank or something like hundreds of millions just like in a bank account. He doesn't own anything either. He doesn't even own a home or anything.

He's just like, I just fucking do what I want. That's an interesting scenario. How do you think that's going to play out? I think they have to charge him i think they like his detention's coming up uh because they have like 96 hours where they can detain him and then imagine they're gonna charge him i guess i mean they're gonna it's a real it's a jury you're going up against when you're going up against the whole government you're like yeah they have no problem fucking you over yeah and i'm sure that he won't play ball he's not giving them like yeah he's gonna be he'll be a political prisoner over it yeah he will he'll do like the ross albrecht kind of deal it seems like in the last little while there's been a enormous global uh crack

down to be like how do we like clean this shit up man we can't have people just like spreading information all around willy-nilly without us getting our little paws into it yeah they want they want to be the arbiters of truth i'll tell you uh on the topic of ukraine and russia russia urges citizens stay off dating apps ukraine might be spying on you so it just seems like pots it seems like a bad plan i guess if you're really high up you know there was a few you know wasn't there the american that ended up with the chinese spy yeah but like for a normal soldier it just seems i don't know there's probably not that much information for your average person but also it seems like it would be uh uh pretty easy to discern when you're like, oh, I'll go with the Ukrainian,

and immediately she's like, any war strategy? So what's going on on the front? Any plans you want to share with me? I'll tell you, it does seem a little bit like throwing stuff at the wall. It's probably just like a war-type measure where they're just like, hey, we are in an active war, so just be careful. I mean, if you join theian military and they're like okay and the guys you're gonna be out there fighting and it's like what am i doing it's like well so you're gonna go on these

tinder dates and report back any info i mean that is like you know the women can't fight so at least putting them to work as borderline prostitutes i think you're gonna be getting some pretty low low-end uh info yeah you're not gonna be getting a lot of it. From the average citizens. But speaking of boardrooms where crazy stuff has been going on, the King of England is black, gay, and disabled in My Lady Jane, and fans are having a hard time believing it's real. I'm actually starting to like this stuff.

It is funny because you're like... This is a coked-up boardroom, my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, woo! And you're like, cut his fucking legs off! I mean, like, I don't know. If someone wants to make some dumb ass shit and spend their own money on it i'm like i guess i agree this was like so

ridiculous like it's on amazon you're like i don't know i'd watch my lady jane to fucking see what they're up to probably a million period pieces of this king who was just all white guys show portrayed king edward as a gay black disabled i mean it's funny the memes are like they're literally just like taking their cues from memes from five years ago they go hey what's like some fucking boomer and a maga hat being like what's next the fucking king of england king of england's gay black and disabled they go that's a fucking sick idea actually have you patented that yeah can we buy that from you yeah you know you you signed a release technically when you posted it on here uh challenging traditional historical this love

their challenging stuff i actually watched uh randomly so do you ever hear that movie the people's joker it was like it was it was on like kind of went around twitter for a while uh maybe like six months or a year ago and uh it's this trans person and she basically made this uh like movie where it's and it uses all these like warner brothers copyrights and stuff because it's it's the joker and then it's like but it's a whole like trans thing around it but and so i have that like box where i just get every random movie and it was on there for some reason so i was like i'm gonna check this out watch it because it has good reviews but it's probably like all trans people being like this is the best and the only funny thing was because they like swear well basically it depends if it's the audience it was yeah yeah

the audience review is really high but obviously they would be but it was crappy i only watched like 20 minutes of it but the funniest thing was it goes back to a scene where it's supposed to be like uh you know the joker when as a kid yeah trans and then they're like seeing a doctor and they're like what's wrong with my son and and then just like it's like the son's like i'm a girl and then the mom's like crying or whatever but then whenever and like they say crazy shit but whenever the doctor says the kid's name they bleep it shit but whenever the doctor says the kid's name they bleep it i was like what the fuck they don't believe anything else like whatever name but they believe the dead name it's triggered and at first i was like did i i heard the first bleep and i go wait what did he swear yeah yeah i was like what was that and then like he kept saying the name and they kept bleeping it and i was like what the fuck then i turned it off don't worry this is this is the final form

right here significant departures apparently didn't do that good and i don't think they're renewing it significant departure from traditional depictions of historical figures particularly in a period known for its rigid social hierarchy and lack of representation he's fighting to keep it wasn't a period known for a lack of representation it was fucking 400 years ago in england nobody 400 that's what it's known for nobody 400 years ago in england was like you know a real uh lack of diversity here right it's the only thing it's known for what's the where's the diversity as opposed to every other place that's what it's known for it's the main thing that 14th century england was known for lack of diversity well not anymore featuring edward this is probably my favorite part fighting to keep his throne while also navigating his queerness. And disability. Well, yeah, so my lady Jane

explored the creative vision while also focusing on inclusivity. Do we know if the actual king, was he at least in a wheelchair? Or are they doing that too? I think he has like a chair and maybe people carry him around sort of thing. But was he disabled?

Bring me to the dicks! Which king was this? Oh, you're saying was King Edward gay? Or was King Edward at least in a wheelchair? I think they added that too. King Edward cannot be pumped about this. I mean, I would love if like, imagine you died and they did a bio

for a queer gig. Queer guy in a wheelchair. Just Danny Polachuk. The Danny Polachuk story. There's a guy being like just finished sucking some dicks now time to do some comedy you got a walker

the Danny Polachuk story is the story of the stand up biopic and you're on stage with a walker talking about sucking cock something your enemy would make i know it's almost not and almost you could say it's like people that are pro-america doing britain making their kings gay and retarded this is wild it's doing them dirt

so they go well the elements of inclusivity are indeed significant to the show, people's intense focus, particularly on them, is overshadowing the broader creative ambitious. So they're saying that people are focusing on that too much. And it's like, you made the King of England gay and retarded and black. And then they're like, can you fucking move on?

Yeah, it's like, we made a choice. Can you just watch the story and enjoy it? Yeah. No, anyways, the King's off into his dick sucking party doesn't look like he was uh this was him he didn't look i would like a golden dildo please bring me my dildo so he's in a wheelchair oh yeah that's that's hilarious though doing the that's great the story of Danny. You know, he actually went to school in Burlington, Ontario and then he just fucking sucking dicks in Burlington. Then he went to University of Guelph

and University of Guelph just sucking him off. At which point he moved to Toronto to start doing comedy. Just you fucking outside of Imperial Pub. The worst part about this is- Wheeling away? Just wheeling out of-

Just wheeling down an alley? Just wheeling out of a brothel with five black guys behind you from the scene, like from that porn scene. Yeah, yeah. Just wheeling down an alley. Crazy thing is,

there'll be no repercussions for the people who made this. Like normally- No, they'll get more jobs. Like, it used to be, like, you made such a crazy bomb. You don't work for a while. That they go, ever. You go, you're done working forever.

You had a good run. The executives get to make more stuff. Nobody's, like, they're like, yeah, I'm already on to my next project. Like, this didn't impact me at all. Oh, this guy is already making, you know, the, I'll tell you what he won't be making. The King of Africa, like a fucking surfer, bro. The King of Africa, he's got one leg, and he's like, all right, bros,

I'm fucking, who's ready to do some fucking surfing in Africa? Why don't they make everybody else black? I'd like to see this. I guess that's kind of Bridgerton. They make Cleopatra just fucking a canadian fat chick yeah fucking no it's cleopatra showed up on the scene here boys oh you know cleopatra loves playing some dip and chill yeah cleopatra just fucking cleopatra here just Just play some Chell here, eh? You want to play some mini sticks?

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