The Boyscast with Ryan Long - A Dude Arrested for Looking Gay, & Responding To Polyamory, Bam Margera & Barbie w/ IAN FIDANCE

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

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According to a study, out of 2,000 women experiencing a mental health crisis, 20% reported having been asked, are you on your period? As a physician, I personally know that it's never okay to ask a woman that question, as I know it can have damaging effects. Mental health is a very serious issue, so when she's having one of her episodes, what I personally recommend is that you hear her out, wait for her to finish, and simply say, hey, lady, lady, lady, calm down. No, take it easy. It's always something with

you, isn't it? And then put your hand gently over her head, holding her in place in case she wants to swing. This would be a good time to remind her she's acting like her mother, aka overreacting. And everyone's noticed it, including her sister, who I just chatted with on the phone without mentioning her period. Sometimes this situation can even lead to a crisis where she doesn't want to leave the bed. So instead of asking her if it's that time of month, what I recommend you do is open the door a crack around 5 p.m. and then say something along the lines of, oh, I guess you're not making dinner. Okay, no, honestly, yo, great. No, I would actually prefer to starve to death. Or maybe I'll just eat some cardboard. How about that? No, you stay there. Keep feeling sorry for yourself. Heaven forbid

you don't have a weekly episode where you make everything about you. While gently ducking any projectiles that might be hurled at you, Once again, not mentioning her period. This would be a good time to mention all the other times she's done this in the past. Perhaps as you're walking away from the room, yelling at a distance. Hey, if you lose your job again this time, I'm not supporting you. You're lucky I even put up with this stuff. You know what? I'm going to be home later. Don't wake up for me. And ideally you'll be done with your little pity party when I'm back. At that point, you want to give her some time to let the treatment settle in. So I suggest hitting up the boys and making plans to hit the town. In an ideal situation, come home at three or four proper tanked

and repeat some of the aforementioned treatment. And if you want to add some gravity to the situation once inebriated, make sure that when you come home, you give her one of those, who's the sad girl? Are you the sad girl? Oh, poor sad girl. And then you go passively aggressively sleep on the couch and allow her to marinate on that a little bit without mentioning her period. The bros. The homies. The dudes. The boys.

What were you saying about periods and girls? Well, it's an issue. He didn't even know what the intro was. He's coming in here. He's Jerry on brand. I'm jacked. I'm ready to hang out with the boys. We have a Philly legend, sort of outside of Philly,

but Philly comedy scene legend. And originally, which was, remember Louis C.K. said that you're the one guy that he wants to put in something recently. Yes. Because he saw sort of sketches that we did and sort of stole what I already said years ago. you know louis okay yes yes he's been very kind to me and uh copied my fucking casting choices he did he did but you know i um would kick you in the throat to be in something with him as we all would yeah right i'm like what louis a chance punch the legend ian fight and

you're sort of going through it today you said too yeah i mean look man it's uh it's tough being a human yeah you're having a hard one plus it's hot it's hot you bike everywhere i do and you know sometimes you get a pop off you get bike rage i used to i try to be more kind because especially like around where we are now there's just people literally will walk into the street not look at all oh it's so frustrating doesn't matter what what bothers me more is other bikers going the wrong way and some of them won't even look at you and they'll be like a dog when you catch them doing something bad they'll just have their head down riding and if we make eye contact that's when i pop off and i'm like wrong fucking way asshole

have you gotten fights oh dude i feel like you oh dude a couple weeks ago spikes on your like side of your dude this motherfucker a couple weeks ago he's coming the wrong way and he caught me on a on a on a bad one and i was like uh yo wrong way asshole and then i go make a left and he comes swinging back and he goes asshole who is that and he's like french and i'm like you're the fucking asshole you're going the wrong way and i had a coffee in my hand and he smacked it out come on shut up dude i hawked the biggest fucking smokers loogie fucking you're spitting on him right in his fucking frog face yeah dude and and i was like who's the asshole now you fucking dickhead and i peddled off and

then he came back and he took his phone out and goes, you spit on me? And I go, you fucking pussy. Put your fucking phone away, you tattletale piece of shit. And he's like, fuck you. And I took my bite chain. I go, you want to be fucking tough? Let's be fucking tough. You want to fucking go? And he's like, no, no.

And I was like, that's what I fucking thought, you fucking puss. And I scoot away and everybody's staring and i just go welcome to new york and i'm just fucking scooting away he called me on a hot one you know it's like most of the time i'm fucking peace and love and mr positivity but sometimes fucking life shows up you gotta doorstep kicks you in the fucking dick because you to pay the piper, pal. So you just got to fucking deal with it. Sorry. This is finance and streets. Yeah.

I mean, I've been taking the city bikes to work here, like to the office. And honest to God, my whole thing was I was the biggest, like these bikers are just trying to die. And then now that I started biking, I'm trying to keep my roots as a car guy. So I have to. It's impossible. You have to wear it. But I like, I bike, like toronto i'd bike and drive and like literally when i'm driving i'm like these

fucking bikers and when i'm biking like these fucking drivers respect us dude i'm like just one time i this woman look at this fucking douchebag in his suv this this one i was shirtless this woman tried to cut me off and then she gets up to the light, and I'm like, hey, watch it. And she rolls the window down, and she goes, fuck you. And she was like, old? I go, you need to learn how to respect the road. I don't know where it came from. And she was like, fuck you.

You were in the lane. I was like, you need to watch it. And I pounded on her door, and she goes, and also, those are bad tattoos. That's what she said to you go don't hate me because you ain't me and i wrote away i was like where did these phrases come from you're a 12 year old girl well dude sometimes i'm on one and i'm like ready to fucking like mosh your face in and then the other, I get the other times I cannot like turn away the gay and it just like comes out and I don't know where it comes from.

But the devil and God are raging inside me at all times. Oh, you picked the wrong day, girlfriend. Yeah, yeah. Ah, I don't think so, sister. Well, you actually might like this. There was, we are going to talk about this later, but there was a Reddit that someone sent us and it's called Fuck Cars.

And it's legitimately people that just go on Reddit and they they're just like freaking another asshole on the road today and just completely just there's one i'll read one of the things does anybody make fuck cars stickers would love to see them dotted so they're sort of like sourcing if they could find like where could they get anti-car propaganda oh wow it's like being fired up enough to get home and go on Reddit after. Oh, dude, yeah. I mean, I leave it all on the bike. Leave it in the streets, you know? But I will say I really do try to be understanding and whatever,

but sometimes I just pop off. And then I got kicked off Twitter because I popped off. When? Recently. Really? Yeah. Some guy responded like, just pop off and then like i got kicked off twitter uh because i popped off when recently really yeah some some guy responded oh thanks free speech elon musk you're off currently yeah what did you do some guy you do get you do get into it sometimes i just i i get so like agitated and i just gotta walk away and people are like i thought you were mr nice and i'm like, I thought you were Mr. Nice. And I'm like, you can't fucking kick a B-I. I mean, it's not to get stung. What am I going to do? Be like, oh, I'm a gay man.

Thank you. It's like, no, I say I'm gay, not you. So some guy goes, why don't you suck a tranny's cock? And I go, good one, faggot. And I got kicked off. What? But I'm allowed to say it. I literally had a guy in my mouth the other night.

What do you want, Elon? It's the internet. Everybody's allowed to say that I literally had a guy in my mouth the other night what do you want Elon it's the internet everybody's allowed to say it dude it's fucking nuts you have to spam Elon's message with you

banging dudes yeah just a picture of me being you know fucking that's crazy that they kick you off

did you appeal it like are you waiting for the no I just fucking took it what do you mean you're just like that's it for Twitter yeah

I mean I'm off for like a week oh oh oh you're in a time out you're not uh first time i don't i don't i don't fuck around like that on instagram because some i've gotten community guideline stuff and i'm very scared of like getting you want to lose it because if i lose instagram i'm completely fucked yeah and they're the ones that you're off the grid yeah they're the ones that are most likely to kick you off and then they fucking throttle you and like all this shit dude a friend of mine got uh like a timeout because she was like so crazy being an adult and getting timeouts yeah well dude she made a story that was like are you ready to fucking go bitch and then they were like this goes against guidelines you can't say that and it's like anyone that argues like free speech you should be able to say what you want you and then they

like say fuck but they put like asterisks and stuff it's like you're not even saying the fuck are we doing that's i'm telling you man awesome steve man let it all out elon needs to spend less time kicking ian off and more time getting i. Elon needs to spend less time kicking Ian off or more time getting Ian's profile back and less time changing the name of the platform. Yeah. What do you change it to?

X. What is he doing? We don't like it over here at the BoyzCast. What is he doing? Well, I'll tell you what he's actually doing is this guy's basically trying to turn Twitter into the financial banking system of America. He's trying to turn it.

If you know what WeChat is in China? That's's their uh they have this app that's like everything it's everything it's every app just in one app and it's like your banking and everything he's trying to do that with twitter twitter is gonna be every slash x no no you're gonna be you're not gonna be venmoing people money you're gonna be xing no no but can't you opt out of that and still use yeah good luck oh hey good luck good luck. Oh, hey. What? Good luck? What do you mean good luck? Oh, you're going to go to a show and they're going to be like, hey, you're 50 bucks.

We only pay during X. And you just be like, I'm the principal. I'm an X guy. Oh, yeah. What are they, fucking stand up New York? Where they're like, give us your banking info and we'll pay you a year later. I'm like, no, you fucking dickheads. You're paying me in cash.

All right? You fucking cashier from Gremlins fuck you i'm telling you x is you think that's bad it's gonna be basically a probably within five years you're just gonna have like an x implant in your eyes and that's the only thing you're only gonna be able to speak in 400 characters yeah well i'll be dead by then i fucking killed road rage incident all right bike race dude i'm i'm yo i either getting hit by a car aids or cancer i'm dead in five years let's go or just anger let's go yeah or else i'll have a fucking aneurysm and then i'll die like my favorite neurotic song well you had so you you went did you ever go to aa yes you've seen i was in a meeting on sunday okay so you do not help actually it's funny you

have to go to that don't say dude did you replace alcohol with rage oh sometimes but i sat dude the whole meeting i'm like this fucking i can't believe resentment let me tell you something brother resentment is like drinking poison to make someone else sick. Is that the kind of fucking shit you say to yourself? Fucking, I'm there. I'm like so resentful and like angry. And then we get up and do the serenity prayer. And I like listen to it. I'm like, oh, I just need to, this is, I gotta.

You need a serenity now. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. Courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom of the difference. I cannot change this. change the things I can and the wisdom of the difference. I cannot change this. I have to accept and the courage and wherewithal to know that there's a difference. And so I got to like do that over and over. And as you're doing that, some guy bumps you and you're like, you catch me in a hot one.

It's trouble. Yeah. I mean, I think by far like the craziest stuff when I'm on the bike. No question. Like when people do stuff. Especially too when some of you are like you're endangering me by like maybe like stepping and I'm like I might have to like swerve into traffic and I'm just like holy shit. It's just frustrating to see how. When I'm in cars, I hate bikes.

When I'm walking, I hate. You know what I mean? It's like. Yeah, but it's so frustrating to see how oblivious people are when they're walking. And I've been biking in the city since fucking like 2005 back when these fucking losers were wearing diapers yeah exactly these fucking you know before they even knew what a pronoun was i was fucking on these streets in finance they them biking around dude you know what's so funny in like 2006 i bought a huffy bike because i thought it was like funny i bought it

like a what's a huffy bike like a kmart for 50 it's like a kid like a huffy you know like a kid's bmx bike and dude i was riding it and i could i could finally bunny hop i could never bunny hop and dude i bunny hop and when i landed it it just broke and all these teens are laughing but uh i you think this is funny it's i'm such a hypocrite because i'm like i know how to ride in the city and after a while you kind of get this terminator vision of like you can tell when cars are coming you know where to look you know especially how to feel and everything i don't do so i zip the fuck around but i feel like you're only allowed to do that if you're like elite biker status because all these other people hop on city bikes like i don't know what to do and it's like i zip and go around i shave my handlebars down so i can go in between cars like really how to fucking rock and roll

see the problem so i'm like not elite but i'll like in that mindset but i do rip around on the bike but then the whole time in my head because i I don't wear a helmet either. Cause I'm like on city bikes. So I'm my whole, all I'm doing is envisioning how I might die. And that's like, I think that keeps me from just maybe not. Well, it keeps me centered.

I know I'm talking about being insane, but you think the biking helps the bike helps because you're in the moment. And if your mind wanders, you're not worrying. You gotta be so aware. And that dude, I play the music. And when it hits like at the perfect time and the aware and that dude i play the music and when it hits

like at the perfect time and the sun and the fucking bridge and the music it's just like nothing better okay nothing i do agree taking a rip on the williamsburg bridge oh right yeah of course he posts photos of it unreal okay so as a there's an added question yes well the first part is uh have you seen bam margera's new music video and what do you think of bam margera what okay so they so the addict thing you in your mind you're like i'm always an addict right yeah and it pisses me off because i am energetic and i do like i'm an adult with adhd and i have manic depression so some days i'm fucking hey hey all right and then other days as I told you before,

I cannot get out of bed and I am in such a depression. I feel like I know that with you because there is a few times where like maybe when I first met you, I was like, did I do something? And then you're just like, oh, he's like just grumpy today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's nothing personal, but I kind of know that. A lot of people see me and they're like, there's no way he's sober. He's a liar. And I'm like, no, you just can't envision being this way to know that a lot of people see me and they're like there's no way he's sober he's a liar and

i'm like no you just can't envision being this way without some sort of substance but i feel like the highest highs and the lowest lows and that's just the way my brain is and when i drank i drank to like dull all that so i could not be like such a fucking lunatic sure and uh i you know i i don't know why i brought all that i heard anthony wiener like recently he's like kind of out on the podcast he lives in our area too no but he it was weird to me because he was talking about being like an addict but he's talking about like addicted to like what child did a child so like they were like are you better and he was kind of like you know honestly i just for me it's like in aa we say we're never really cured

and it's like he's talking about like sending his dick sexting 15 year olds that is the most politician shit ever we go the only way that i can be forgiven of like these things is being like i was an addict like he's he's using i will say sex and love addiction is a legitimate thing but it's thrown around by people that get an eye roll. Doesn't everyone sort of have a sex addiction to some point? I'm not even saying that in a corny way. If you read the characteristics, it will either hit you so deep in your soul

that you need to go away for a while, or you may just be like, oh, no, that's not me. But if you read the characteristics, it can get pretty fucking gnarly yeah and i do think a lot of people have it but it's not the like oh why you have sex all the time it's like a deep dark no no no it's your it's your it's the destructive behavior yeah yeah but it's like you need some bit of destructive like right so you that's why you're placed that's why i ride a bike that's why i fucking smoke i'm a stan you know it's like i miss risk this is so he's been going through it

you've been following them obviously yes and we've been covered them we've been talking about a bit on this show but it's a music get better he has a new music video does he think it'll get his kid back okay well we'll rent two things, the first one is like, are you feeling the track? Yeah, his part's not great. And the second one's the content. His part's not great. I'm only going to play his part. Dude.

So I'll say it's not good. Is it the Family Fun Center. I'm on a slip and slide. So I'll say it's not good. He's at the Family Fun Center? On a slip and slide? What's he talking about? And then he starts taking shots at fucking Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O. So I'm out of the gate. It's not great. Not great.

Dude. I'm at the Family Function. I'm on a slip and slide. What is he talking about? It's like pretty bad. It's not great. Oh my God. He starts taking some shots though. I'm on the slip and slide. What is he talking about? It's pretty bad. That's not great. Oh, my God. He starts taking some shots, though.

Get his shit, and I'm sliding aside. Ten motherfuckers with a dick ten feet wide. Oh, yeah. Woo-dee-woo. Oh, no. Yeah, look what I can do. So drop the mittens in the ring. Double dare.

Knoxville, he's going to be there. So find out he has the stuff to find out when i'm gonna fuck you up whoa yeah in the ring johnny knoxville see if he has the stuff that's because i'm gonna fuck you up i'm rapping what the fuck is he talking about in any of that i mean that seems about right for him. Was that like the rough draft and he ran out of time? And they're like, bam, we're ready in the booth. He's like, oh, uh-oh, I only wrote one time.

That's why they call me One Take Charlie. They're like, we'd like to do another take if possible. It's not great. And the song is one of those very new songs where it's like a rap song. Super auto, too. It's kind of weird what they call rap now they'll be like this new rap song it's like when i'm in the place singing on the planet it's all just they all just sing yeah well then you go wait for the rap verse and it never comes and then when it does come it's bam margera yeah what if all his rapping was just his intros to

jackass it was like i'm bam margera i'm in the place this is this is this is waking up phil hitting him in the face he's like this is the dildo rocket he's just doing all the intros this is bam margera and this is me getting in another fight with steve oh yeah yeah this is bam margera and I'm getting pushed in a shopping cart. You call it shit, I call it art. Bam. Yeah, so then at one point, he starts going on Tremaine, all of them, right? He goes on Steve-O, he calls him a pussy. I think I want-

But it's his fault, Bam. Accountability. That's what I'm asking you. You're sort of, do you see, you're not happy with Bam's spiral or what are your thoughts on it? Well, I mean, the guy is fucked forever. Do you think he's in the right or the wrong what's your take i think he's right and everyone else needs to fucking recognize no but he's he's so mentally far gone that like yeah

he i think he's beyond the pale like yeah with how many times he's gone away and everything it's like jails institutions and death you're a man he's gonna die and it seems sad that he just wants his kid back kind of and you're like that's not happening no no maybe you can win him over with the power of rap or he when he's he's got he has the song in the car you know what you can have your son back but you can only talk to him in raps we got a biased judge we uh oh i'm jealous because i get so much poon i never met him but he took my buddies to court because we smashed his mailbox back in like 2002 what happened well we smashed his mailbox one night and where at his house in westchester he lives in westchester or i don't know where he lives now under a bridge somewhere but we fucking smash his mailbox right and then my idiot friends went back the next

week because they didn't smash it good enough the first time and scene of the crime you never know that dude they had a sledgehammer in the back seat and they're driving around and all of a sudden bam hops up on the hood of their car like you know and uh he's like what the are you doing they're like oh we're lost he's like what's that selection they're like we're building a fence leave us alone and dude he called the cops and like all this and the next day my buddy's dad took him to bam's house and was like hey so what did he get the license plate pay yeah yeah he's like i'll pay. So what, he gave the license plate? Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'll pay, whatever. I'm really sorry.

And Bam was such a dick. It was like, fuck you. Fuck you and your dumb son, you fat sack of shit. And this is while the guy's paying him. He wouldn't take money. He's like, I'm taking you to court. For what? He pressed charges.

He pressed charges, yeah. But what does he want in court? The money? No, no, no. He probably just wants a conviction. He wants to fuck them over. Oh, he wants a... Criminal.

He's taking him to criminal court. He took him to criminal court. My buddy had to do community service. He showed up in court with his little cape. And Bam won. Yeah, he showed up in court with his little top hat and cape and everything. And the judge was like... Bam showed up like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. That's a wild thing to do as that famous of a dude. And that's the peak of his fame, too. You're talking 2002? Well, he said that so many people, like, knew where he lived, and they would try to do pranks on him, and he was just tired of it, and they were the ones. It was, they were the ones that broke the, straw that broke the camel's back.

So Bam was setting a precedent. Yeah. But I'll never forget being at a party, and buddy calls me he's like dude you'll never guess i'm like what he's like so we went back to bam's and i'm like oh no why would you do this and they had asked me earlier that day they're like dude why don't you want to come back to bam's we're gonna get it again i was like no dude you're an idiot like do not do this what's the matter with you and i get a call later we went back and i'm like oh no and he said he hopped up on his car like he said he felt like it was like how like crouching tiger

hidden dragon he like lifted and landed like on the hood like slow motion you do always go back for one last score though i remember the mall that's what always fucks you over is that what happened well i was just we were we were banned from the mall like two times over and then we went back for one last score and then that's when the cops got involved oh yeah that's how i got kicked out of the county of fucking like um sussex county you got banned from a county yeah because i i got kicked out of this like they would drive you to the county line like well they were like look if we see you in this town again like you're going to jail and i was like well i guess i can't go to the beach for the rest of the summer and then when i had to go back to jail i fucking drank a six-pack on the way

or when i had to go back to court i like had to drive down i got a six-pack on the way this fucking bad news the night before i was at a party and there was like this divorced mom there and i was hitting on her and i was like i'm gonna bring you roses at work and she's like oh you're cute and then the next day i did and it was so the roses dude this woman's name was darlene she worked in a hair salon i showed up off my ass with roses i was like remember me and my friend that worked there was like let's let's go talk outside i was like hey and then i had to leave to be like i gotta get a court and i had to drive two hours down to fucking court in dewey beach delaware i got a fucking six pack in the car i'm like schmoozing with everyone yeah one last hit to darlene try to hit darlene in in the bathroom while someone's curlers are

drying before you get kicked out of town dude she's like curling someone's hair like doing the like hair wash and i'm like a rose for my lady did you have a single rose oh yeah dude i went to the flower shop what darlene is from a girl she was like flabbergasted just like could not believe how did you track me down uh well i knew where she worked she was at the party because our friend like worked at the salon okay and she came and was like the party trick of like oh dude there's this milf here it's crazy you thought you were gonna be king. Out of the way, fellas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, oh. Took a nail that day, my friends. Oh, boy. Getting turned down by Darlene right before you get caught.

Are you still banned? Are you still city drunk from the county? No, I'm allowed back. Okay. It was just like, you're not allowed here for like six months. Oh, nice. You got to pay a fine. I was like, I'll take it.

Why not? But it pissed me off because I got kicked out of this bar. So we're like, there's this band playing and I'm drunk and there's this girl next to me. And I'm like, these guys suck, huh? She's like, yeah. I was like, someone should throw a fucking drink at me. She's like, yeah, you should. So when the guy, it was so Delaware has like a huge cover band scene.

That's like, sounds like it was a thing. Like you go see Kristen in the noise at the rusty rudder. Are they tribute bands or cover band scene that's like sounds like it was the thing like you go see christen in the noise at the rusty rudder are they tribute bands or cover band cover cover so there was this i think the name of the band was like mr green jeans and i like hated them and the guy like puts his foot on the amp and was like yeah yeah yeah yeah and i took my beer like a fucking grenade and dude i throw it out oh but a cop like a cop right or a cup or a can can okay dude it exploded and i'm like and then he's like turn the lights up turn the lights up who did that and everybody cartoonishly like point at me and the girl point at me she's like what the fuck i'm getting dude like like a cartoon heave hoed out of the

place and i'm like but you said it was cool. I'm thinking, like, immediately this girl's going to be like, hey, do you want to eat my pussy right now? I get thrown on my ass. And my friends are like, what the fuck? I'm like, come on, guys. Kick me out. They're like, no, you do this.

Yeah, they stayed. I'm like, you pieces of shit. So I went down to another bar, got fucking wrecked. Came back, snuck in under a fence And like tried to like get in I'm halfway under the fence I get dragged out And they're like you're back?

And I'm like well I just thought you'd forgive me And then I got arrested And all these fucking asshole friends of mine Were like no you do it to yourself Deal with the consequences Blah blah blah And then cut to like It's a crappy friend in your 20s i mean 30s for sure bro cut to a year later you got to be on your boy's side yeah cut to a year later i'm sitting in rehab calling my

buddy from a fucking pay phone he's like dude you'll never guess we're at the beach and we had to bail our uh so-and-so out because he punched a cop i'm like what happened he's like he got kicked out of a bar and the cop threw him on the ground. So he threw sand in his face and hit him. Well, well, well. Wait, wait, wait. You're all fucking supporting him and calling your fucking dad lawyers. And then I'm the one trying to go back and party

and have a double standard here. Fuck you. And then we hear like, you have 30 seconds left on the phone call. I gotta go take a transit. I'm gonna get to bed. See you later, dickhead 30 seconds left on the phone call. I'm going to go take a transit. I'm going to get to bed. See you later, dickhead. Hell yeah.

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like guys like us man you know what i mean yeah yeah you have a couple your orbits he's like they're not orbits they're just using this like sleazy polyamory like are the girls hot in the mormon area that are the i think that probably the guy i'm sure that there's like a hierarchy of like wife number one once you get to wife number nine they probably start looking a little worse you know what i mean well that's the thing in Brooklyn. It's like the women that are like so into polyamory and the things you think would be hot and everything are never attractive. It's never like some fucking gorgeous girl. It's always some girl looking like Slimer from Ghostbusters.

It's like, I'm into it. And it's like, yeah, I bet you are. Take whatever you can get. Yeah, it really is like a life hack for dudes. Because the better option, if you're like a dude that's amazing with chicks, the move you have is like a girl that doesn't cheat, and then you kind of have some side things.

You know what I mean? Or you're just in a relationship with none of them. Yeah, but also on the other side of the coin, it's like the guy that's into polyamory is never like, you know, a handsome fellow, like the three of us. Sorry,

Johnny. And it's, it's always, it's always some guy that's wearing like, you know, an anime shirt with dirty fingernails. That's like got long hair, but it's like thinning in the front,

you know, or he looks like a chick. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. And they're basically five lesbians. Yeah.

Yeah. It's all just a fucking freak show in the forest you're never growing up and it's never like fucking regular people we had the one guy remember the one guy we covered he was like that black dude and he had like seven chicks seven wives and he was like kind of like this is cool black well he was just a hood dude yeah and he just had seven wives oh wow well that's his thing was he was doing the mormon thing yeah Yeah. The Mormon thing is pretty manly. The problem that you miss out on. Well, that's like a dude that has seven wives. Like they all have like their schedule of chores. Doesn't that seem exhausting?

I think there's three types. Like seven fucking yappity yaps all the time. Obviously. Reach into the choir, pal. Oh, he was deaf, actually. He was deaf. Yeah, that's how he did it. He was deaf.

I forgot the rest of mine. There's three types. There's deaf. Yeah, that's how he did it. He was deaf. I forgot the word. There's three types. There's the guy that's basically a gay dude. You know what I mean? And then he has a bunch of fat, gross chicks. And then there's the guy that has seven girls, but he's rich and he's got them in line. And then there's kind of the sleazeball, I think.

I think there's the guy that's like he likes the fact that his girl's cheating. You're basically like a cock, I think. A think there's the guy that's like, he likes what, like he likes the fact that his girl's cheating. Like you're basically like a cock, I think. Well, speaking of which, I've been fucking mind blown by the whole Adam 22 thing. Totally.

We actually, people were saying to us, they were saying we didn't cover it, but we talked about it on a bunch of our Patreon. Well, a little bit. We talked about it on our Patreon, but dude,

totally crazy. Yes. Well, what is it? What do you think is crazy yes well what is it what do you think is crazy and then let me say what i think is crazy well i'm all of it obviously yes but this is the thing i like know him and i talked to i was actually the time when that was happening we were doing shows with danny mullen who does the podcast with him and it was like he though there is you have to remember those guys are in porn so you like you're in a different

world you know i think one of his problems like one of the big controversies is it's like if you was just a porn guy no one would think anything of it would be like another porn freak doing weird stuff he's a hip-hop podcaster yeah like he does like streams where he's like drop your hip-hop album and we'll like review them and stuff he's a hip-hop podcaster so people are like yeah that's like the one thing you don't do is like you know what i mean that kind like that would be like think about what it was like notorious big and uh two was it two back like the the line that was like the kill shot was like again there's the kill shot but the was like yeah I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker or whatever

like the bang in a guy's girl that's like the you know but I guess that's not as much of a diss when you're like

yeah cause I wanted you to and I loved it loved watching it and because it's made me more money than I've ever had I want to say

the dust has probably settled on this whole thing and I still think the whole thing was a net you wouldn't couldn't get me to do it

but it's hard it is hard to I think the people thing was a net benefit. You couldn't get me to do it, but it is hard to... I think the people that are sort of saying that he didn't know what he was doing, whether you like it or not, I think he knew exactly how this plays out. If anything, he watched it play out with guys like Sneeko

and a few other guys, and then on top of that was like, oh, that's like... Everyone talks about it. Yeah, and he was in real news and stuff. I think it was a oh that's like everyone talks about it yeah he was in real news and stuff i think it was a bit of kayfabe too of like yeah play kayfabe is like in wrestling where you know that what you're doing is fake but you play it up as if it's like how the undertaker like if you ever saw him at like a grocery store like he would be like not talking and weird and stuff yeah because he's the undertaker he doesn't talk a lot so so kayfabe is like if if if like we're in a podcast and we play up our tropes of like what whatever and like it like but what's the trope that he's playing and i lewis and i have

kayfabe where i'm like real annoying to him and then like he hates me and then afterwards we're like let's go eat you know yeah that's that but i think he played into it of like like i saw he would comment on memes and be like what does this mean and like blah blah why are you saying that and then people comment on that and that would blow it up he knows how to play the game yeah but well there's also there's a lot of you know that started to interrupt you know how there's a lot of money in like the dirtiest jobs like if you're if you're gonna make a company it's like don't try to sell something cool it's like you know try to sell like garbage disposal units you know what i mean yeah where it's like that the most money to be made is the guy who's famous and let his wife get fucked yeah and also my my whole thing is how do people not see the hypocrisy of them

being like oh you fucking let someone fuck your wife when their whole thing is he fucks women while his wife wants i think it's different though but i think that's why his mentality yeah well i mean okay so you can argue you can make the argument of why it should or shouldn't be different but the fact of the matter is that didn't make her look stupid and for him he's getting clowned like whether you think that like it should be the same it isn't right right but it should well those are two different conversations your wife is letting you fuck other women and then you let your wife fuck another man what is the difference well okay so the the first conversation which i will okay i'll respond to the

first one first which i'm like it just is different so it's like if you're with a chick right that's like that's like being like why am i why do i not do this mom and then the mom goes just because you shouldn't it's like well give me a concrete how people view it i guess like that's the thing and you're saying why do people view it differently well yeah i think it's hypocritical to be like oh he's a fucking loser and it's like well that's like their thing yeah they're porn to be like, Oh, he's a fucking loser. And it's like, well, that's like their thing. Yeah. They're porn.

He's doing it. He's fucking other women in front of his wife. Why can't his wife fuck a man in front of him? Okay. So do you know, I mean, you're, I wouldn't allow it.

Right. Not a fact. Well, I think that's what it is is most guys are like, yeah, they're like, I wouldn't do that. Right.

I wouldn't do it, but I recognize that he's not some like cock beta whatever like she's doing the same thing but you know it is you don't know like okay for example like every girl having a threesome with another chick right that is way that is you don't think that's at all different from like you and like bringing one of your boys in to like double team your chick well that i know for you maybe it is i'm coming from a place of the fucking eyebrow raises and the fucking you know uh latent homophobia or bigotry i guess you could say people being like dude you're a fucking fag because you've been with men and then a chick hooks up with a girl

and they're like well it's just kind of what women do and it's like fuck you yeah but it's not though why because you don't carry that scarlet letter when you're a woman why just because of society well i'd say probably it's in my mind it has to be like the human chemical thing whereas like okay for example girls are not like repulsed by other girls. Like if you're like a straight dude, like the idea of like, for example, like I'll give you an example,

like touching a guy's like foot, touching a guy's like foot to me is like, maybe you want, like that would like throw my day off. You know what I mean? Damn. Ryan's so fucking straight. Ryan wants to know how straight he is. He he goes if i just glance another man's foot

graze your foot he goes i gotta go home johnny cancel the rest of my appointments just shed delouse himself that was me yesterday mentally i touched another guy's foot i was like i can't get out of bed that's so funny oh my god i throw my week off it's like i mean it's like hairy it's like it's just like it's so it's like there is um but what if it was in the ones going in feminine yeah like a nice smooth man what if it was like a twink's foot that if you put it up against a girl's foot, you couldn't tell the difference. Probably throw my day off less physically and then more mentally after.

Yeah, where you're thinking about like, why wasn't I so repulsed by that foot? Wait, why did I like it? Everything's crashing down. Lightning crashes my fucking live place. Lightning crashes in all my life. I'm trying to make myself puke. No, I swear it's coming. I need a second now.

It's different. I don't know. It's like, I mean, the biggest part is- Can we admit, yes, it's different and it's fucked up that it's different? No, I don't. I do not think that yeah on paper it's hypocritical but in practice it's not just because it's just i don't know the what depends i mean again that's how i feel about segregation what i think it's more of like who's more dominant in the thing you know what i mean

if you have like the guy that's kind of like running the show well is there if you have the girl if you have the girl was like totally that alpha in you have like the guy that's kind of like running the show. Well, is there, if you have the girl, if you had the girl was like totally that alpha in this relationship and the guy was like, just like a dominated. And then the girl like was banging other dudes. It wouldn't probably jar as much. But if you found out that like Mike Tyson's chick was like, just like cocking him nonstop,

it would be different. So it depends on like the dynamic. Cause like whenever there's a chick with multiple, it's like masculine, multiple husbands. It's always like a, they're like, it's it's like a weird poly it's never like a similar uh you know well yeah we look at the multiple husbands and the reasons and losers but then we look at the guy with multiple women exactly see there you go and but there's reasons there but

that is hypocritical go ahead go ahead well i was just gonna say even if you look at like at your standard guy the reason that they do it right so it's like any dude can like have a chick and like want to bang other girls and it doesn't like reflect on the girl that much right whereas when a girl they've done this study a million times it's like when guys are have a chick but they're banging other girls a lot of times has nothing to do with her you know what i mean whereas when girls uh like are like fucking around when they're like married or whatever it usually is because they're like unhappy with the dude and all this sort of stuff. So one of them, I mean, that's just one of the many things, but it like, because of the way that like men on aggregate actor, it's more indicative of how the guy is. But you're talking about cheating.

I'm talking about just the, no, no, no. I'm, I'm going back to the idea of, of uh it's okay for women to be with women and if and they're still like straight they're fun but if a guy's been with guy they're like tainted forever that correct that is that's what i'm going back to of the hypocrisy of that even there's that second there's so much hypocrisy during uh in i think guys think of all girls sexuality well i think guys think that like a girl having a threesome with a chick or making out with a chick, like they're like, you don't actually believe they're gay.

You know what I mean? Well, so it's, you're kind of like, in guy brain, he's like, I got a chance to get on this. That too.

I ain't getting any of that. But for, we, even for women, it's like girls. I've asked crowds of a girl. Have you ever hooked up with another girl and they're in a relationship? And they're like, yeah.

And I'm like, guy, do you think that's hot? And they're like, yeah, it's fucking cool. And I'm like, okay, girl, if your guy hooked up with another guy and you heard about it, what would you think? She's like, no. No, the relationship's over. Not okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The relationship's over. Do you think that some of it is because dudes are sicker, right? So if you're... Wait, what? So if you're... Cooler, you mean? Cooler. Funner to hang out with yeah whereas

like when you're a straight guy dating a girl she knows that there's no like you have like your best friends and stuff like that she's like yeah you'd probably rather be married to that guy but you're not gay so i'm your i bet you would be like i'm worried you would leave me because she's right or a trans woman has something i don't have which is a penis but they they're never like why i'd worry that you leave me for another girl and it's like well why why wouldn't you be worried that the girl would leave yeah shouldn't be worried about that's the best case scenario yeah legitimately if you break up oh dude nothing probably best case nothing will put a woman in therapy more than fucking you leaving them for a fucking dude or like a transfer that

will fucking crack that man holy shit that'll fucking break their little brain yeah i just don't understand they're only programmed to be left for another woman yeah yeah like they're programmed for nothing will create a bigot more than fucking that it is incredible that's You're going far right. It's like getting jumped by a group of black teens. You'll never be the same. Yeah, you're American history. I'm with Ted now.

We'd like to be left alone. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm leaving. I'm sorry. I have to tell you, I'm leaving. I fell in love with your friend. Which one?

Jake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and bill are running away together oh even that disgusts me yeah but i think i'm a homophobe too one of them self-loathing ones oh yes yeah there's just something different about it i don't know no there's something totally different but it's just interesting that that exists and we're supposed to be this like progressive like whatever society but it's like that's still the one thing you're allowed in the whole umbrella of like the gay community that's

still the one thing you're allowed to be like oh like a girl can be like i don't want to date a guy that's banging dudes right or or i'm saying that's a tall i'm saying from... Oh, yeah. You need a fucking stepladder to get to the top of that ass. No, I'm talking about everyone in the LGBT whatever looks at bi people as kind of a freak. And the straight community looks at them like that. Yes. And that

is the last bastion of okayed bigotry in a way to be like, yeah, no, you're weird. You're're weird we can all agree that's weird but see i think yes but if you're like you're clearly not a woman you're a gay dude that's fucking tricking yourself you say that out loud and everyone's like you're a monster but then everyone's like you fuck men and women you fucking you fucking gluttonous creep you see you know i would more

say because you're saying they uh are like bigoted against it where they go oh i don't know i'm big against but i just think they don't believe it they say you're gay i i don't know like they would just i think bigotry has a connotation of hate i don't think it's hate i think it's just okay to openly be weirded out by which is more i guess prejudice and there's like a hierarchy right like there is like a lgbt like basically they're trying to assert themselves as like the top of the pecking order essentially and when you're saying like they look down on like oh yeah buys are like at the bottom to be like you're down here we're up here buys are at the bottom gays are like honey you're gay you just don't know it you know and then straight people are like no you're good it's sort of our gluttonous

though because if you think of maybe you jj like there is a gluttony component to you i i push back on that because gluttonous is like i'm gonna fuck a guy tonight and then fuck a girl later blah blah it's it truly is like almost like a mood swing like i i can't tell when it's gonna come in disorder you're saying yeah yeah dude there's something wrong with gay people's brains okay Okay, for you to fucking go to a party and just have anyone fuck you, there's something wrong with you. And every time I've done it, I've never been on a good one.

I've never been having a great day and I'm like, let me suck a bunch of cocks. You know, I've never been leaving therapy. Like, things are good. Where can I fucking have anonymous gay sex? Yo, is that true that when you're... They should be studied! Is that true that when you're in a better mood,'s girls yeah when you're in messed up places oh yeah

that's like that's a that's your version of like when girls eat a tub of ice cream oh yeah yeah yeah so like when you're in a dark spa you're like let's get darker here yeah yeah yeah guys are my comfort food yeah yeah guys are a last resort like if i strike out with a girl i'm like i guess i gotta go back to the suck a dick factory you know whatever i'll try again tomorrow yeah yeah when i've gone to glorials it's never been like uh you know i'm feeling well you know have you been back in the day yeah interesting? Back in the day, yeah. Interesting. Yeah, back in the day. Did you know I was going to do it? And let me tell you something.

Do you think you're getting a boob? Bro. I wasn't going to the boob-only Gloria. I was going for a mouth with a fucking beard. I went to Gloria's, but I just thought there was going to be boobs there. I was just waiting for the boobs. Dude, I honestly— I'll do one more, but then there better be a boob coming.

The guys at glory holds i i would never trust them with anything none of them are there in a good place i saw so many guys and do you ever see you actually see them yeah yeah i saw guys in suits like they'd look at their phone and it's a picture of their fucking family like that was like oh god like do you leave at the same time like are you like like is there like for a glory are you like using the glory hole or you're is there an awkward moment where you guys are at the other side and then you walk and then you kind of see each other oh you know what you go first dude the awkward moment is when the indian sweeper's going not two people in the booth. Not two people in the booth. And he's just like mopping.

Just calm up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not two people in the booth. Like, is there ever like a kind of imbalance with the glory holes where there's too many people trying to get their dick sucked

and not get out? Yeah, there's a line. You gotta reject people. You get rejected. There's a line? People think that you're just... You're waiting in line with the line, dude?

Yes! Yes! It's like a fucking bread fucking it's like a bread line in 1932 you like making small talk? no there is no talking you are not

acting like these people are human so when you're in line you don't say anything to the other guys in line is everyone on their phones? dude will you look down at the ground

because if you make eye contact with someone they have just this rapist feel about them that they're like like you'll okay here ready you be me and i'll be some like sanitation worker from staten island ready okay and i just look at you oh no i'm probably good you have to be like no i told you one time i went i think you know this but when i was like in college one time after the bar me and like four dudes went to like a porno theater

like when we were fucking 19 i guess and then some like 65 year old man just walked up to us and started grabbing everyone's ah we're 19 and we're like no we're straight bros we thought this was hilarious we just we were like young enough're like no we're straight bros just watching support yeah we thought this was hilarious we just we were like young enough to just like not know that like you're right i guess this would be a gay thing like signaled as no hot gay man yeah we were like the boys go to a fucking movie and then we tried to leave and this guy was following us and then the like thing was uh well then uh they had turnstiles and we couldn't get and we were like yeah like let us out oh my god and it was actually a pretty funny thing though because when i was leaving uh, and then, uh, they had turnstiles and we couldn't get, and we were like, yo, like let us out.

Oh my God. And it was actually a pretty funny thing though, because when I was leaving, then we all ran out. Cause we're like, honestly felt like a horror movie where this guy's like walking slower, but still catching up to us. He's like a ghost. He couldn't leave the property.

Yeah. And then when I was running down the stairs, I jumped on, there was like a big railing and I slid down the railing and there was a screw that came out and then just like scratch down my ass and it was bleeding and we were saying it was final destination like one way or another final destination didn't like me leaving the theater without my without what I earned god damn anyways the glory hole life's a tough life dude yeah no i haven't

been i by the grace of god i am a seven god left this place a long time ago of glory holes one day at a time you know but yeah it's not you have a bad incident with a car on the road you have to go back to the hole somebody cuts me off on a ride on my bike i'm going to the blue room 23rd and 8th sometimes i'll go back just to see how the boys are doing anyways mickey's still here no aids oh okay fair yeah definitely adam 22 at the very least whatever anyone, like this was his plan. Yeah. And it worked. Dude. In my opinion. A million percent.

Totally. I can't imagine. Even to the point where he went and bought her the Lamborghini and then that was news in and of itself. He bought her a Lamborghini? Yeah. That was, he went in. So he had, there was like this clip that like was, you know, TMZ, it was on TMZ where it's

like Adam 22 goes and surprises his girl with a brand new Lamborghini Urus, $300,000 or $400,000 car. Isn't that just Pavlovianly awarding her behavior? It's awarding his. He's the brains behind the whole thing. Yeah, he's the brains behind it and they just got super rich off of it. They were the number one search on Pornhub. That's top 10 website in the world.

Yeah, and dude, everybody won. Jason Love, her, him. The only loser in this situation is their child. hub yeah like that's top 10 website in the world yeah and dude everybody won jason love her him the only loser in this situation is their child yeah yeah that's the fuck that for sure but like the kayfabe stuff you're talking about is like him like he started a beef with jason love yeah like which is obviously like pretty fake they milked every last drop just like lena yeah but the one thing is for a normal person i do think this is crazy and like wouldn't do it or any of that stuff but also when you're in that world you forsake being normal of course that's i think i think that that's the part that like if you

actually probably were like more tapped into this guy's life you'd realize you'd be like their whole life is like having sex in front of people. Yeah. It is like a little. Yeah. And also, I watch some videos. Probably gets a little more. He is like a flabby, flat ass. She's all blown out. His dick looks like Neapolitan ice cream. He's got different colors. It's like, oh, these people are kind of gross.

You know? Yeah. I think as far as porn. Yeah, I guess there was a while where porn stars were gross. Now they're kind of jacked more. Who? Porn stars. Like guys?

Yeah, now everyone's like in shape. Who's in clear now? I've noticed male porn stars are really good looking, but. Yeah, I don't like it. And I watch a lot to see what I don't like. So I stopped watching.

That's why I haven't watched in ages, man. I don't fucking give me a jack, dude. I want a fat Ron Jeremy. You know what's pissing me off about porn? Can't picture that I'm this guy with fucking abs. These fucking OnlyFans people, they get you to sub to their OnlyFans because you're like, oh my, I want to see this chick naked. Oh my God.

And then all their videos or pictures are just like bikini. I don't know. I don't do it't know kind of skinny stringy bikini and it's like i'm paying for fucking hole what do you do i like to go local i like to support women you know yeah i don't like to go find their internet channel i usually just like to find a girl in a bikini and throw 10 bucks no i'm i'm getting pissed i'm i'm thinking oh you have an only fans you're clearly gonna get fucked you got a scam show butthole and it's some girl that's in a bikini already on instagram i go to the only fans pay and then it's them in like a skimpier bikini you know what it sounds like there needs to be like a yelp for only fan it does sound like that yeah that's what's missing you should be able to review them so that you, like a restaurant,

you can go search this person. No nudes. Zero stars. Wow. Yes. That will even the fucking playing field. I mean, that being said, I'm sure there's forums for all that shit. Well, there's forums. There's probably Reddit, but there needs to be something simplified. But it's funny, before you make your $5 purchase or however much it costs for

the Girls OnlyFans, going on all the forums like, hey, just making a couple purchases here if i could wonder and i mean is there anything more pathetic than doing research before you beat off like what the you know yeah just like i have two sets of glasses on like oh okay oh so pathetic state college. Good for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Parents still in the picture. Okay, I like the parents to be a little angry about this. I like that.

I don't like a runaway. I don't want to be jacking off to an orphan here. Those are easy to come by. Jesus. Dude, a friend of mine. I like the dad who recently cut her off of allowance this money's really going far a friend of mine runs a bunch of only fan sites for porn stores so none of them run their own page oh i know but guys think they do i did a video about a reason oh did you dude it's so funny to see what the guys say thinking they're, they're real. And it's just like, so it sucks. Oh dude.

It sucks. But I've been tricked when I, he's like fucking losers. Also. I'm one of them. I have dude. When, and they,

when you sign up and they go, Hey babe, thank you so much. You're joining. Like, let me know how you're doing, blood, whatever.

I'm like, Alana, thank you. Maybe this is a start at something. I'm clearly theana thank you maybe this is the start of something I'm clearly the only one getting this message just fucking oh shit how do you find out though what he knows people that do it

no but have you ever specifically been like I think I'm talking to a dude right now no oh it's a woman that does it I don't think guys do it I do no for sure they yeah I knew this I knew this girl had a big fans some again you're talking to Mohammed some virtual assistant and like Pakistan or some Oh Kerbal I think you say Kirk Paul just like a friend of yours does it was

like a third Paul brother Jake Jake Logan and Kirk's not things aren't going as good for Kirk we're's more behind the scenes. He's kind of the guy that folds the clothes at the Abercrombie & Fitch. He's not really up front selling them. But no, I was on the thing was this dude got arrested in Turkey for up to 20 days because he looked gay for wearing a crop top. And I'll show you the photo. No way. Well, it's a pretty wild story.

So essentially what happened was it's like... Watch that. Watch out for that. Watch out for what? That thing right there. Sorry. I think you're fine. So it's illegal to be gay there.

And then they had a pride parade. And this guy like Mr. Bean style took a wrong turn into the parade. And then the police, they lock him up and so essentially the guy goes to jail for like 48 hours and it's pretty aggressive and then you know they said that it's like a terrible prison or whatever so would you i mean the guy does look a little bit gay he is gay that's the thing and he says he was wearing a uh crop top first off he's wearing a crop top he was gay i didn't know he was actually no he is gay he was wearing a crop top, by the way. First off, he's wearing a crop top. He was gay. I didn't know he was actually gay.

No, he is gay. He was wearing a crop top. He was walking near the Pride Parade. It just sounds like some good policing right there. I don't know. That sounds like some good old-fashioned policing. Well, he does. I mean, that is a gay look.

Yeah, because they look like they have work done. All the gay guys have their face sort of. Yeah, that's a gay man. Yeah, they look like they have the filler. No, he is gay. You remember Graham when we were in Toronto? Yeah yeah one of our bodies is gay he was at my show and then we were partying after and graham's rowdy he takes his shirt off and starts you know he's always like roughhousing so to speak and like he was being funny but he picked

the fucking gay dude up and then he accidentally dropped him on his face and the guy's face just like he starts flipping out he's like i just got face. And the guy's face just starts flipping out. He's like, I just got $20,000 of plastic surgery. He just met him that night. Grandson fucking blowed out. And he was just like, I'm so sorry. Did his face explode? He's trying to rough out with the boys. He's like, you know, it's like two guys just start fighting or whatever.

Yeah, totally straight. Accidentally did it to the gay guy. Wait, did his face explode? No, it ended up being like bruised or whatever but it wasn't a problem but the guy was everyone stopped being like yo is this guy like do we did a hate crime just like are we fine and the gay guy was like it's fine it's fine and we were like this was almost problematic jesus my brother because uh when he went to russia my one brother he even said he was like they went for russia for like work and he was like everyone was kind of like to the gay people like they were trying to say it like in a way that's not going to get them

in trouble with hr but they're like maybe tone down the gay yeah and then so basically they're like hey they kind of dress different my brother he's like i honestly i pulled it off like no one thought i was gay and then we went to the bar there's gay yeah and then we went to the bar after and he said they started playing some fucking britney spears and then he said one of his co-workers got the sweat going down he goes don't move your shoulders don't move your shoulders I gotta get out of here I gotta go he said one of his co-workers pulled him aside when he started dancing

and he was like next song is Springsteen you can let loose now yeah Portuguese man was arrested in Turkey and kept in disgusting conditions because he looked gay but it's funny just to be like the police,

it's like the gay patrol. It's like, wow. I guess they had gay patrol here back in the day. Turkey's like legitimately a Muslim country. Yeah. And yeah, they just, like they don't allow, it's not illegal to be gay there,

but they don't allow like open display. Like they don't allow a pride march. Like that is illegal to do a pride march. So there was this pride march, and they had, I think what the deal was, they had a quota of how many people they needed to arrest to just send a message to like,

not do this. And they're just like, yeah, wrong, wrong place. Wrong time. I guess, but he was gay,

but he was gay, but he wasn't there, but he wasn't there for that. He was just a gay guy walking around. Yeah. Walking around Istanbul or something with a crop top. I used to do that walking around the village to end up on Christopheropher street i'd be like oh i'm lost oh i ended up here maybe i have to go into this leather store to ask for directions oh you act like you know what i

mean you're just like i'm like you're like a damsel in distress essentially yeah looking to be swept i guarantee that guy was like what but I could go to the pride parade if I was lost. Yeah, exactly. But it'd be pretty funny if you're just a normal guy. You get arrested by the cops. Like it's hot there, he's wearing a tank top. Look, look, look, here's all the pussy I've got. Yeah, it's like some college bro,

like lacrosse bro wearing a tank top or a crop top or whatever just like football jersey hot or whatever and that's what I thought originally was that he wasn't gay me too

and then Mr. Bean walking into a gay library and then in the he's like in the paddy wagon and everybody's like because I was thinking like because everybody's

were like calling him gay and then I think he was saying like they were going to assault him and stuff but then all these people because in jail but then these people actually like stepped in and they're no, don't touch him.

Oh, that's good. Yeah. But he still spent 20 days in a 20 days in the slammer for that Turkish prison, which is not awful. Not good. That is wild. Yeah. He ain't going back to Turkey anytime soon.

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doing tearing down stuff no i just want them to fucking do it people are straight up going to like network yes that's the thing that's the thing it's like a big networking party it's like no you fucking pick it you pay your dues and that's it pay your dues to the union you're a teamster yes yes the uh it is interesting though like the amount that uh like we've talked a bit about like right now it's probably like you know when you the politicians get their polls if you said how much people like actors this was maybe like a really low point in how much people like actors for them to choose for their strike to get support you know what i mean well yeah also because they're like we need a livable wage and someone in waps is north

dakota is making like minimum wage to support their family is seven seeing this person get four grand a week making movies talking about how I'm the worst yeah yeah yeah like would meanwhile I'm a union carpenter you're a union actor and you would never be seen hanging out with me because there's a chance I may like Trump

yeah yeah yeah it's like so dumb and sanctimonious acting is like such a pyramid scheme like the whole thing well i i saw like there's a lot of people like you know the guy from adams ruins everything yeah like connor yeah he stinks that guy stinks yeah but like he posted like there i saw like lots of these but it was just like a guy and he'd be out there being like hey just want a message if you're an actor like you got to support us no scabs and like messages like that and you know two million views or whatever

every comment is like go fuck people are not on their team that's so funny like well that's because they're making about money and wages and they should be focusing on the ai thing because that is way more scary way more fucked up and way more unfair like the wage thing whatever i understand but the idea of the game on that ai and how the the studios are like no we're just gonna we don't need you we're just gonna have ai do it like we can if we use that is scan your likeness that's a hard sell though they would have more uh support from people if they made that their primary purpose and primary cause it might just put them out of business though like i mean look at cabs you know that's like a lot of times those unions that are like hey we're gonna like fight every technology it's like you just get replaced

like all it take for one studio to be like hey we'll make movies with ai with cabs are fucking expensive because they're competing yeah i don't know schultz made a good point he tweeted but he was basically saying because the main thing is thes suck because they won't tell you how many views anything gets on streaming. And he's also like, well, if they win and they show how many views you get, you're going to see nobody is watching literally 90% of this stuff. And that's why the studios don't want to raise anything because they don't care about the content. They just want to pump it out to keep you watching.

Well, they just want to keep you not, like they just don't want you canceling your membership or whatever yeah that's all they really care about is you just don't cancel so look at all these new titles look at all these new titles here's all these old like would they just keep adding new stuff you know otherwise you'll just go it is funny to see the scabs at the premieres and it's these nobody's fucking losers on the red carpet and you're like what the fuck is this you can get many people actually scabbing or they were because i saw for some indie movies they've given sag has given some um like exceptions if they're like really low budget movies that they can like i don't know if it's

promotion or like go to the stuff but like uh i i believe they've made some exceptions i have a movie coming out labor day that that i was in i was like so excited and um it's like uh i don't think we can promo it i don't think we can have a uh release there's not going to be like a big promo campaign which like really fucking sucks yeah it does you gotta you gotta drum up apparently did you see what's that chick uh ariana grande did you see like they were like, she's dating this guy on Broadway or whatever. Apparently, now the move to promote stuff is they have to drum up controversy. You have to be in a. Outside.

Basically drum up a controversy. So they have to talk about. So they have to talk about you, which that's allowed. Like TMZ can talk about you. Didn't even think of that. And then they'll be like, and he's also has this thing coming out. So now it's all. That's not. They're not intentionally of that and then they'll be like and he's also has this thing coming out so now yeah that's not they're not intentionally doing that are they that's what some people want imagine you like you have a movie coming out that you spent 10 million dollars start david you start dating pete davidson yeah yeah what what or the alternative is you're like okay

this is gonna be a total bomb people worked on this for three years countless millions of dollars or we go drum up some shit and start stirring the mud. Whoa. That's interesting. Yeah. And then you get people talking about that kind of stuff. Well, maybe that's the reason. One of the reasons I even brought this up was, and maybe that's what this is,

but basically Lana Del Rey and all these famous people, their new thing is that they just go work normal jobs. That was like the Andyy kaufman thing well the andy kaufman thing was to like troll like they're doing it and it's all different reasons but like the basically and then the photos will get leaked like oh a photo of like alana del rey working at starbucks and the idea is kind of like humbling themselves sort of thing it's like crazy like hollywood stuff where basically like you know you wouldn't see nick cage doing it but you know i'm not buying that well i'm not buying it for humbling i'm she has

some well that's what i'm saying maybe it's more what you're saying the reason they're doing this is to sort of or i was gonna say maybe she's trying to be an actor and she's gonna be a waffle waitress but there's a bunch of them that are doing this who else that's so funny david letterman david goggins does it by trying what does goggins do he's a firefighter he's probably doing that right now actually if they try to humble themselves they're putting other people out of work that's what i'm saying like wouldn't it be funny though i wonder if giving back i wonder if they walk in like yeah i want a job here and they just give it to them or they make them go through the interview process yeah i honestly probably the second one like they don't do anything and they're not really responsible

for that much like they're probably more of a hassle than they are uh it'd be funny if we had like some of our comedian friends you saw them working at a coffee shop he's like just trying to humble me yeah yeah yeah meanwhile they're out of work they can't get road gigs he's working out of bartenders honestly you just gotta humble yourself sometimes i like to stay in touch with the common my favorite thing with the strike is seeing how all these fucking losers like turn their back on stand-up or like i'm a writer now oh it's stand-up that's like road back now and now you see them release tours and then like the weekend of it's like free ticket giveaway and it's like ah you can't sell adam conover you fucking loser you annoying bitch you definitely see the sale prices pop up on the site

yeah it's great it's great yeah because you're like yeah the game is different right now i'm going on tour for the summer and i've never toured before and i've only nobody knows who i am to get a writing job that's fucking loser. Yeah, I've been... Coming into our world. I've been definitely getting a lot of the industry people calling me being like, you don't know the things that these people are calling. Really? Yeah, just like Joe Blow famous calling and being like,

just making these demands and you're like, buddy, don't work like that no more. Like, I don't know what you think. Things have changed in seven years while you've been a writer on... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, Rick and Morty or whatever i don't know yeah or like fucking um i don't know any yeah i don't know shows do we edit in a good riff what's a good old hey can we ai is just a total new riff that's how few comedy shows there are you can't think of one to reference i was talking to my

buddy the other night who saw the writer on barry i saw i was talking to my buddy the other night who saw the barbie i saw i was talking to a buddy the other night who saw the barbie movie he's like dude i thought it was like legit funny blah blah but i what are other like comedies that have come out recently and i was trying to rack my brain what are like literally the last comedy movies that have been out lately what we do the guy from workaholics has one every now and then. Yeah. Yeah, he does. Adam DeLayne has one. But what are they? The last big one, like Blockbuster, was like real,

real Blockbuster was Ted. Was like a real, like major Blockbuster. Dude, I'm going back to the classics. I was talking about it with someone recently.

There hasn't really been one. Yeah. Like what we do with the Shadows was 2014. Popstar was... I liked Popstar. Popstar was funny funny but i don't think it was like a box office right but there's been no no that's old school type comedy no no no that's that's gone yeah not for 10 years speaking of a movie controversy we went to i went to sound of freedom and the air condition was off and then

i was part of the conspiracy because i got tagged in all these videos they were on tiktok i kept getting tagged like wait for what i was like part of the story now why and i got tagged because he's confirming the conspiracy there's a conspiracy that they don't want you that they don't want you to see the movie and then the air condition was off and i went to the movie and they said same thing but first soon as i got there they said no air condition and i kept getting tagged and people oh were people videoing it no people like talk we talked about it here and people were taking that clip and then i was getting tagged and all this sort of thing like i was part of the story and everybody was like truth warrior ryan long soldiers through sound of freedom that was one of the best part where it said i soldiered through no that's so funny oh my god i soldiered through a video of you with a canteen like

we gotta do it for the kids and then i had a barbie joke because ben shapiro was going off on barbie and then i did a barbie joke and then i hit i got i got in the algorithm the wrong people and people were i felt like you know on twitter everyone every time new uh new person being like this fucking sucks oh yeah dude when these people came at me for like making fun of communists in brooklyn they were like this fucking blah everyone fucking hated me so i started being like hey guys just so you know i'm what was the joke again i i i even forget the joke about communists it was something along the lines of something something but then you were saying like they're like just lazy they don't want to work yeah they don't want to work and they're just boring or i i don't know so yeah okay it was some dumb throwaway riff line that

totally blew up everyone hated me and so i was like guys listen i'm not a comic i'm a landlord and so then everybody was like he's a landlord kill him fuck it like that's just i like double death anytime people pass my shit around and like leftist Twitter gets a hold of it, I'm like, guys, I'm not a comic. I'm a landlord. Just so that it'll like break their brains. Like, how dare a landlord? They all hate landlords.

It's my favorite. Campaigning for landlords is such a funny shit. That's a funny like position to like just have a Twitter account that's just like pro-landlord. You're not even a landlord like you want to be yeah you're not like the associate running the association you're just a love landlord it was i fucking love it and then it just like shifted the hate from like my my joke to like hating me as this landlord figure you know you get those you ever see those bumper stickers where it's like if you ate today thank

a farmer or it's just like make a bumper sticker where you're like, if you slept somewhere today, thank a landlord? Well, dude, I would even go further and be like, listen, guys, I'm a landlord, but I'm a cool landlord. I'll go over my jokes with the tenants. And if they're late, I'll bring them to a show. And they're just like hating. Yeah, you're like, I kind of give them a pass on their late payments as long as they come watch my show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I would be like,

well, you know, like, look, if families don't pay their rent, I got to kick them out on the street, you know? Just saying you show up a lot and like unannounced, just I'll show up unannounced just to make dinner for them, you know? Well, dude, I told,

I had one thing where I was like, look, I kicked out this family, but on the plus side, I turned it into a podcast. And they were like, fuck you. I hate you. Communists do not have a real sense of humor. No, and that was a whole point with my joke that these people aren't fun.

They don't have a sense of humor. And then it was just argument to thing. They were like, well, if you've ever read theory, you would understand. Then blah, blah. blah i'm like you're proving my point what the fuck now i gotta do homework to fucking argue with you you fucking nerd yeah they're very easily wound up they're throwing theory at you yeah yeah yeah yeah it was crazy it was fucking great just buzzing the time to pay the rent memes yeah well that's what i that's when i got kicked off that ska festival i made a trans joke online and i was supposed to emcee a three-day ska festival

and they were like this man is dangerous we don't feel safe it was so dumb it was like uh trans women are better or trans women are so much cooler trans women are the best i got you trans i was. Trans women are the best. I got you. I was like, trans women are the best because you can say shit to them that you can't say to regular women. Like, hey, honey, when are you getting your tits done? And boy, oh, boy, did they hate me. Pretty mild. And it's just for calling them regular. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But regular is such a funny word, such a funnier word than cis. And then you got a call. Oh, dude. funny word such a funnier word than sis and then you got a call oh dude it was like listen like we we love ian and we're still fans but we're getting such backlash we have to blah blah and i was like whatever and you go are we still gonna get that deposit you go yes you can come by and pick it up pick it up pick it up but now i get to go i gotta hang up my pork pie hat i got fired from my scar job you know but on the plus side in those guy in his checkers his bed yeah yeah giving you the bad news hey listen buddy you know listen you you we get a chance we get a chance with the check uh no but dude as it would as it would turn out i'm now

opening for the band th on those same dates. That's pretty cool. Which I'm so much happier about. Because dude, I love Ska. And it is always going to hold a place in my heart. But dude, it has been co-opted by the queer community in a very weird way. I thought you were going to say dorks. And I was just like, I got news for you.

Well, it's always been dorky and i was just like i got news for you well it's always been dorky stuff you know but they not like the cool scott punk dude somebody wrote an article about me and made me like such jewish propaganda like they made me with like such a big nose and you're like the grappler basically dude are you like rubbing your hands my hands and then the quote is like trans women aren't women probably from stand-up comic i'm just like you know but they did they paid me up front and then they paid the rest of my pay so it's like whatever yeah thanks that's fine you know yeah but it's so they're basically paying that money to appease the people that yeah yeah and and look i get every small little scene becomes you know taken over but i'm not like i get it man and and i think a lot of

this stuff is like people inherently come from a good place but they don't realize like how fucking insane that is you know some do there's kind of a lot of the normal people do but there's a lot of the like there's always people in these small little scenes that are grappling for power. Oh, yeah, yeah. Grabbling for power. Oh, dude. Because, wait, what? I don't get it. He doesn't like the word grappling.

Oh. That offends him. I don't even think that's a word. That's how you get kicked off a Danny's Festival. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sound of Freedom Festival. Yeah. But it was so funny. That's how you get kicked off a Cutie Fest.

Me and RFK are out. Well, everybody. Gary Glitter Cover Bed Fest. Oh, my Ataman, the fucking touchies. Sorry. Well, no, I was saying underneath these tweets, it was all like, well, you should hire me. I would do a better job.

I ba-da-ba-da. It's always the actual power game. Whatever, man. It's always some, yeah, they always just want to. I just love how I get to be like, yeah, get fired from my Ska job. You know? I can't say anything anymore. Cancel culture.

I become a cancel culture warrior. You can't even make jokes in the Ska community. What's happening? Get fired from the Ska gig is just so funny get fired from my ska job four guys four guys in suits show up like the selector suits they're just playing the sad trombone that stinks yeah well you know yeah i mean most most i feel like a pretty good quantity of guys and bands like they have like an underground railroad of text messages being like the shit

sucks oh dude that's the thing but and and i become friends with a lot of like hardcore bands and everything they love like shit dude when you're in a van you're like getting drunk and talking shit so long you have fucked up sense of humor. Of course. Because I got messages from bands that were like, dude, I'm sorry, but some of the bands that I thought I was friends with were like, that was really fucked up and you need to issue an apology. And I'm like, what?

To who? You? Dick. They said that to me. Yeah, yeah. As if I'm going to be like, attention, Scott community. You know, like like fuck you whatever yeah you can't apologize for a joke especially to the ska community like fucking and it was pro trans i've never was it you could say that that is such a minor infraction

all you did was just say right they're not regular women i apologize if that was the impression that you got. However, I apologize. If anything, I'm just a little rascal king. I mean, let's face it. Yeah, well, you know, I guess... Okay, we're gonna do one more thing. They won't be listening anymore because they turned the radio off.

I actually don't know any Scott Long. Yeah, you're a loser dude fucking loser he only knows bank references dude more grabbler okay so there's a there's a part of it for a guy and a part of it for a girl but there's a bunch of different articles they were kind of basically saying that um so uh when basically a girl was and they've done the the statistics or whatever when a girl put like feminist in her dating profile there was like less matches and like you know angry messages and sort of stuff like that and then there's sort of another part of it where they're saying every guy on his app is putting he that he's in therapy

because it basically girls were liking that shit and guys were gaming the system and then girls started to catch on so the first part was like do you specifically when you see feminists in a title on a tinder do you think that's like to me I would I would say my conclusion would be like probably easier to smash

I would kind of say I would say yeah I roll yeah I roll no it's just like you're gonna have a it's gonna be a fight no no you know it's gonna be of course yeah i'm gonna think all sorts of things pretend watch what you watch what you say around them you know it's easy to smash proverbs or some sort of christian thing yeah most likely poor they want to yeah yeah poor no dad which is why they had to go to God. Or rich dad. Yeah. But every girl that has like some sort of Bible, whatever, is like such a freak in the bedroom. It's like wild.

It's like they put that shield up to be like, I'm not that kind of girl. See, that's kind of what I was saying. I'm not that kind of girl. Yeah. But the feminist thing, I. But you don't. Feminists on dating profile is like they, them on like your resume. Yeah.

It's just like, that's going to be a problem. And a true feminist doesn't have to fucking whine about it. But also if you are one, if you were like a high powered, like executive, you know what I mean? You probably don't have that stuff. You know what I mean? That's more of like 20. Yeah.

I guess there may be all ages, but at the very least it's like a guy saying like, love the gym. Cause it's, it's kind of hypocritical. Cause they would be like, we shouldn't be like judged on that. But you're like, if any dude had a profile profile that's like my whole life is the gym like you can you know exactly who that guy is yeah and you know most of the time with the fucking yeah you know he's gonna get blah blah so yeah and also with the girl putting feminist she's probably gonna get a bunch of fucking brooklyn losers that are using feminism to get pussy to be like do you

want to come over and talk about theory it's like yeah here's a theory i'm gaming you to get pussy do you want to come over and talk about theory and it's like yeah here's a theory i'm gaming you to get pussy it's to a judith butler book club just the two of us so let's start after one is that okay yeah i don't what is that reference oh it's like an old judith butler that's like the like do you know when they had like feminist bookstore in portlandia no i've never watched portland oh really anyways that's like kind of like a the communist manifesto of fucking feminism i think you know what i mean like i think it's kind of like their main one totally but yeah just the you want to yeah let's have a feminist book club we'll meet up maybe like two three a.m in the morning after the bar you know i mean guy just reads the cold notes probably

in there chick you're just setting yourself up to get trolled a lot on uh dating apps well that girl so they're sort of mad about it there's like i don't understand dating apps dude i i can't i'm so i am so much better in real life and my intros are so bad where i'm like hey how are you i just want to feed you make you laugh you know or i'll like see one thing in their profile and be like tell me about the pasta you're cooking. It's like nothing. One girl goes for her thing. It was like, do you want pets?

And it was like, maybe one day. And I was like, why don't we hang out? I'll convince you to get a cat. She was like, why would I ever want a cat? And I go,

look, I'm going to be honest. I was just trying to start a conversation. I don't give a fuck if you get a cat or not. She was so fucking hot. Her name was like Coca.ca god damn it you're on high school flirting still still basically what not with high school girls oh like flirting the way that people do when they're not how do you flirt how are you supposed to flirt on a dating i usually just send them like my pin and i go you have 10 seconds to decide sort of thing like that what's a pin no i send them my location of a

hotel room oh and i go i go you have 20 minutes to arrive there i or i'm fucking i'm unmatching i have a picture of me with a puppy and a gun to attend you got 20 minutes or blowing this thing's brains out love me now yeah but yeah i mean being funny is obviously like the move that's all all it is is banter off the bat i don't know what to it's like do i make a job you create a scenario well i started the actual i started with the with the music emojis and then i go i can be your hero baby i just hope that the game works i mean i guess there's a lot of tests what's your day what's your game pie do you have any game oh fuck man it's been a minute i've got so much game in real life i mean i did pretty good on the apps yeah i

don't i don't remember you did do okay on there but your look was sort of in fashion for a second i don't really remember you're like dann Danny was cleaning up in the dad bod era? Oh, man. Dude, I got single. I basically got out of a relationship, and then Tinder started the week after. And those first couple years. And the week after that, dad bod became the hot mess. Wild west.

That first year of Tinder was wild. Yeah. Nobody knew what was going on. Nobody had their guard up at all you ever do the thing where you see where you see someone you know on tinder and screenshot and send it to him to be like there was actually a big thing and did you see that thing in toronto where this guy got absolutely like flamed because he was matching with girls on he would see their profile and then he would find their like facebook and he would dm them and this is like i not moved

a lot to be dude no so and he was like he was a cover band he just said he does that what are you talking about so this girl like i put him on blast and then like a thousand girls came out and they started there was spreadsheets and stuff of how often he used the same like openers and lines it was like he got fired from his job i never said that why did he get fired because he was just like in there like he's a creep like he got like the mob he was doing that during work hours no he was like a music like he was like literally um one of his things was he was just like in there like he's a creep like he got like the monster he was doing that during work hours no he was like a music like he was like literally um one of his things was he was a musician doing pussy no no no but not that cool kind he was did uh at old folks homes doing sing alongs and stuff right he was like doing old folks homes and he was like he played at like some bar

in guelph he had like a residency oh this is a guy that like was around our area no i don't know this is a right now this is happening like this happened very recently and uh and they just like they found him and they're getting him canceled from all his gigs and everything like they were wanted to really like a mob came and wanted to ruin this guy and he was sending oh a big thing was he would send tons of um voice notes and they were like the same voice notes that he was sending oh a big thing was he would send tons of um voice notes and they were like the same voice notes that he was sending to all these girls were like he's the tinder swindler he's basically the tinder swindler but he was just like you know passing a super wide

i think i saw this and he would do long voice notes and be like i i never do this but you know and then like some girls would be like turn on he's like you fucking ugly bitch like no he would like turn on some of them did he have that like as a voice note that was ready to go no no no that's like when he got rejected well someone just well you've just made a great piggy you've just made a grave mistake. Voice note 87, activate. Dude, but they went to ruin his life. They were straight up like, we got to ruin this guy's life.

Because the idea was that that's not allowed. You're not allowed to see someone on Tinder, on a dating app, and then go DM them on Instagram. So that's what they made. But don't they put their Instagram on there? No, he like found oh you don't I promise you

it's not that hard to find how do you find who's got the time type their name in probably this guy Mr. Song Time

at the old folks clinic really like that's so much fucking work legitimately this guy's like yeah I'd like to smash her

he types the name in Instagram adds it what you want him the time no but they only have first names on there yeah no no how do you like i guess you see their pitch no i guess either you see their like someone said like so you see their photo on or all their photos on say tinder and you know their

first name you know they're like the city they're in and he's going and searching and then finding that profile get a hooker what the fuck it's so much easier and faster and you're helping her out she's helping you maybe i'm thinking of the one that has the instagram attached yeah i i don't know but this is like legitimately everybody's like no like you know i didn't have anything attached he went there like so that's what they killed him on oh so they don't like they don't like like all these messages were like someone to work for them like they he would message these people and they're like sorry who are you and he's like oh i saw you on tinder we matched and he's like no i've heard every girl say that yeah tons of messages from every guy yeah i mean that shop works sometimes

i'm sure yeah for sure it does but what about the feminist thing well okay well the main thing is kind of interesting because there's sort of people being like i'm not happy about it but you're just like imagine a guy had like men's and then the whole thing is they of interesting because there's sort of people being like, I'm not happy about it, but you're just like, imagine a guy had like men's. And then the whole thing is they're kind of saying like in 2015, when she put it on her Tinder account, inspired nasty responses from overt misogyny, inappropriate, people all mad by saying blah, blah, right? And then she's kind of saying like their thing is like all that feminism means is that you think women are equal.

Why was this? And you're just like, okay, well, what if a guy had like a men's rights activist like in his title like which what chick would not be like yeah that's gonna be a certain type of guy and you'd be right it is also true it's like if a girl basically my point is you kind of know who you're gonna you know these women are playing dumb that's the reason that's the reason for the bios is it tells you which type of person this is exactly Exactly. And you know who you're getting. But then the other thing. I am separate but equal.

Is that bad? Is that? Equal. Equal. Equal. You have that in your handles. Me waving. Listen, obviously, I think you should be in the kitchen.

But. But. I'll be there too. Yes. Working on some apps. You cook. I meant you cook and i eat your ass exactly equality no no i go i think you should cook and clean but i also think i shouldn't work so i'm we're gonna need to get you paid for that cooking and cleaning so that you can support us. So I'm half and half.

But I also think you should work. But let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. I also think you should be the breadwinner. Well, apparently it's saying every guy is saying they're in therapy. And they're sort of not happy with that. The guys came in the system.

But I'm surprised that saying I'm on therapy was like working with chicks. Well, it the system but i'm surprised that like saying i'm on therapy was like working with chicks well it worked for a bit and then like anything it's it's you know they too many people like some guy figures out the little trick and then you know word spreads and then a million people do it and then all these women all of a sudden are like noticing like wait all these guys are in therapy and then they start to get wise and but you know the smart ones are on to the new thing already is that funny how dumb women are that they're like therapy he must be a good guy perfect yeah yeah it's like no why do you think he's in therapy he's fucked up well that's the jonah hill thing is he weaponized therapy and everybody all the women

were like he all the stuff he said was just therapy speak and then all the women you're like you can't use therapy like that that's not how you is that not the point of yes to then grow and like be able to communicate clearly and i think they're not according to the purpose of therapy is men who said it's important or i'm open to therapy received 494 percent more matches oh crazy that's that's because men have been so fucked up and mean for so long that women are like if there's a chance he's just not like every other asshole i'll take it i think you know okay i think that's what they think of like maybe this guy's not going to be a fucking prick i think that i i'm not sure because i'm like half and half yeah guys i don't really know

where therapy sits into that is that is it that they're like oh he's probably like soft and he works on himself like i mean soft and like what they would consider a positive way or is it the other where they're like oh a therapy guy i know he's probably like my values you know what i mean like is it or is it's therapy like an indicator like those other indicators yeah or maybe it's just a piece of shit and then they're like why are you such a piece of shit he's like yeah i said i I said I need therapy. Yeah. So I'm open to it. Although it's like, dude, therapy is such a weird, like when you're with someone that is in it, like, and you're talking, some of their therapy talk can just be like, like if you're like, God, and you're just vetting. Like girls having therapy talk?

And they're like, and they're like, no, like that's totally valid. What you're saying is totally, totally valid in your feelings. And it's like, but i know i'm trying to just fucking bitch and moan so crazy is my girl is a therapist and she doesn't talk like that really never ever you would never know it like never talks like that to me my ex she was also in school for therapy so maybe she was just dealing with yeah she's trying to become that person yeah but i don't know it's like a form of support but sometimes i i don't know like it's the whole jonathan hill thing what was so gross about that was her betraying his trust when he was being vulnerable and he's playing that

oh you went fucking hard on twitter you were that fucking you took it a task yeah did you i've never seen a bit of that too maybe that's the real reason they took your twitter away i don't know fuck them yeah see i gotta not pop off on twitter because i think no one's seeing it and then randomly people be like oh i saw you fucking no those were yeah no i don't think you were losing it in your mind you were kind of like in the void to people that don't matter here's the thing i'm in a hotel room taking a shit it's the place to myself laugh on twitter thinking i'm being funny, but people are changing it and making it like,

look how upset he is. I'm like, I'm not, I'm taking a shit, but also that's not upset. Why are you responding? And I'm like, well,

maybe you got a boy. It's taken a long time to pass this shit. I ate corn yesterday. Dude, the Jonah Hill thing fucking infuriated me that, that she's passing off, blowing up his spot, breaking his trust as some form of healing is such a snake fucking. Oh, that shit drives me nuts, dude. Anytime someone airs something out publicly, I'm grossed out.

I think it is so disgusting. Like, unless it's like you're like, yeah, he beat the shit out of me. Right. This guy is an actual threat. Hey. Sure. Like he's a rapist or whatever. i have fact like proof of it you go okay but but like this shit is yeah and him literally laying out like hey live your life but if this is how you feel you want to behave it's not for me i wish you the best it's like and then having all of her yes queen girls like be like yes girl do this and she's like your support means everything and it's like no no you're getting off on destroying this person

because he is a family now and you are fucking queefing on a surfboard you're you know a fucking bitch and the people don't recognize that is so insane and it makes you want to fucking jump off a building that's we've been talking about how there's an epidemic of that lately where it's like just the it's the final weaponizing your private conversation yeah it's so gross and scary dude i think if you're like dating someone it's like it has to be a while now before you even like you basically have to treat like talk to them like you're like doing press yeah you keep everything off the phone you know what i mean or you signal or you're just dating on the phone but then that you know how many people i've been like recorded you want to talk on the phone like i'm anxious on phone calls it's like

fuck you oh yeah anxious on phone calls i'm anxious on phone i guess i'm anxious on recorded text yeah yeah yeah i'm anxious when you can fucking take what I say and flip it up against me. Yeah, and that's not even like some change you're hanging with. Like, what are you going to say? You don't want to know. I can't tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you sound like a creep if you're like, why don't we just hop on a phone call?

I love phone calls. I love being a chatty Cathy. Talk of her hours. I can picture Ian have cat in one hand, the phone cord in the other hand. Dude, I am doing dishes. Tell me what it is, girl. I'm doing work in the kitchen.

The FaceTime is up on the cabinet. Ah, yes, let's kiki. You know, I love it. God, I love phone calls. Nobody likes them. Nah. But dude, the epidemic of people taking your vulnerable private conversations

and bringing them into the public sphere, the fact that people do not see that as complete psycho, hose beast, insane behavior is so disheartening. And it's really gross and scary. And also like the women who are championing all that stuff, the moment that that was reversed. Yeah, or men.

This is the most toxic behavior. Or men. It's so toxic. But the men being like, he is a bad man. Look at how it's like, dude, it's not going to get you pussy. I mean, those are the guys who probably swipe on the girls who say he's a feminist. And those are the guys that are like therapy.

Hey, mom. Yeah. Fucking get pussy the old way. Flexing your muscles and driving a cool car right in line at a glory hole yeah you get recognized yeah dude i love the pipes on you heard me sing yelling at that car on your bike dude you got you got a voice bro the bike the bike uh the bike confrontation groupies oh yeah there was a lot of them. One time I got recognized walking down the glory hole at 2 p.m. on a fucking music.

Shut the fuck up. I was like, how can you ever go back if you get recognized? Oh, man. You know what it is? It's a bit. It's a bit. Research and a joke. You know what?

Speaking of research, let's say that before we go. But on the Sound of Freedom, we were talking about this, and it was confirmed. Yeah, I said it. The motherfucker guy who's an actor in this movie basically watched. He said he watched 300 hours of child porn to prepare for the movie. And I didn't believe it. We were going back and forth.

And then Danny sent me all these articles on Twitter. And you sent me the materials, which I didn't want to open that one. Oh, I said you need to prepare for the episode. that's how i get up for an episode of the show he wanted to prepare for the he dropped me a hard drive i go you know what you handle this segment you go did you file off the serial numbers on this hard drive i go you fucking know it so this i just i still don't unreal get how it's legal unreal well i think he did it with someone who has like i think he did it as a supervised burn no there's like so fbi like an f you know the fbi like we we knew a guy in toronto who basically got arrested for distributing child pornography oh god so at some point they have to verify what they're about the crime they're about to charge you with so someone has to go like you

know load up this thing and start watching this shit yeah Yeah. So he, this is like a ride along. Like he literally goes like, I'm going to. That's the part that I don't get. Do they have to like deputize you? No. No. Like if you're not. Yeah, but also isn't the whole thing about acting, suspending your disbelief?

Like, aren't you supposed to step into the role of someone? Not like, I'm just going to be this guy. Well, that's how you prepare. That's like, that's what I think a lot of Del Reyes do. But he should be able to watch the guy like hey the screen's here yeah and then you watch his reaction you get to watch him and he's like just on a zoom call while you you get to watch what he does but you don't get to see them imagine you're watching him he's just got popcorn he's like oh my god goes, oh, it's burnt.

Wait, so why are some people mad about the sound of freedom? What is their magic? Because he's a QAnon. People didn't like Danny saying that, by the way. Well, that's why. What do you mean? He believes in adrenochrome. He's been on record as saying they harvest children's organs for adrenochrome or whatever,

all this stuff. And that's why they purely smeared the movie because it's a right-wing thing he's and it tells the truth yeah well i mean it's yeah for the most part i don't think it's actually but they're just like look they don't anything that's like q anon they gave a right wing that's bad if it gets any oxygen we don't want that yeah so we just want to silence this whatever and yeah and then there's lots of stuff with it which we whatever like everyone it it's kind of a little like three weeks ago but

the fact that this guy watches I just don't get what else could you like if you were playing Michael Vick in a movie you don't get to go torture animals like you know what I mean what else you get to do a super imagine what that guy that lucky man

had to do when he played Dahmer. Those fucking black guys drilling holes in their head. Woo! It's supervised, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if you're playing a necrophiliac, you don't get to go, like, have sex with bodies as long as the mortician is there.

And if you do, keep your fucking mouth shut. Why is this guy like, oh, pat me on the back for how good of a job method I did he thinks he's Jesus okay what if you're playing wouldn't that be a thing it's like hey I'm playing a new movie I'm playing a guy that has to stop snuff films it's like so do you think he comes back the next day he's like oh buddy you should ask him actually go to space what he was in Apollo 13 I know what the fuck and how do I audition for these salacious roles i would say no like legitimately if they were like hey only catch of doing this movie you have to watch 300 hours of

cp i'd be like guess what yeah i think i'm gonna pass that's the thing that wasn't the catch that was like he was like hey i need to do this hey guys i'll fall on the sword like you really don't have to he's like to get to where i need to be for this part he's like i need to do this and he's like the guy's like are you sure and he goes yeah i'm sure also i love how the movie's stoking all this controversy he's like you know what let me add a little gasoline to the fire i also want oh rolling stone you didn't like the movie i watched 400 hours do you guys you guys want to know how bad Child Born is? Look at his face. They're like, what?

I looked at tons of it. Don't I look fucking... Look at me. He's like, look, it took me about 385 to 190 hours, but it's still kind of bad. I'm still not sure how bad it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to do a little more research.

I know it's bad, but... Dude, are people like blowing back on that? Like, fuck you. Yeah, some... I mean, yeah. Some people are like... I mean, I think everyone is kind of reacting how I did, where they're like, wait, what?

Yeah. I think everyone's like, excuse me? Well, are they trying to shut the movie down now because this guy's like a connoisseur? No, I mean, it's like like a no i mean it's like it's like legitimately a top 10 it's like over 100 million at the box is it a good movie no it's cooking yeah that's pretty good movie yeah yeah yeah yeah and the crazy though i mean we talked about a little bit like is they made it five years ago it's not uh and then it was shelved for a

while okay we gotta wrap up here but this was fun yeah patreon.com slash the boys cast be an ian with jordan the podcast you guys are fucking your clips i mean i watched a few episodes too but like the pockets you guys are so wild i like the compilations too oh thanks man appreciate it hey can i plug a gig you can plug whatever you want i'm doing comedy bar in toronto oh yeah tons of tor boys. The Toronto boys are here. Yes. I'm doing Addison Improv August 4th, 5th, and 6th. And dude, I am fucking pleased

as punch to do Comedy Bar Toronto. Yeah, come out to Ian's Toronto show. Friday, August 18th, Saturday, August 19th. Sell that bitch out. Gonna be a fun time.

Do it. Go do it. Thank you. Definitely fucking sell that bitch out. I animal 69. Yeah. And yeah, I animal 69

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