The Boyscast with Ryan Long - A Dude Wins World Strongest Woman Competition The Hilarious Antisemitism Of The Year Poll

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A biological man has just won the world's strongest woman competition. And when asked to comment on how this oversight happened, the owner of the competition commented, come on, you're really asking me that? Gun to your mom's head, you really think you could tell me which of these broads is a man and which isn't. F***ing out of here. We start looking at every chick we suspect to being a man. We're going to be here for a while.
Starting point is 00:00:18 At this point, the head of PR for the World's Strongest Women Competition intervened to say, what he means is he believes trans women are. When Dave interrupted, I'm saying they all look like dudes. Is that clear enough for you? Do I got to spell it out for you? You got eyeballs, don't you? At which point the PR person intervened again to say, okay, well, she is technically a woman
Starting point is 00:00:35 when Dave interrupted, sure, bud, whatever you say. When asked to comment on the uncovered fact that the world's strongest woman was also a transgender porn star, the league president, said nasty work. The boys. The boys cast. The last. The boys cast.
Starting point is 00:00:52 The dudes. Prepare your son for boys' cast. The bro. The bro. The boys cast. The only... Just the voice boss The dudes
Starting point is 00:01:02 Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. And just like Charlie Sheen, Danny also experimented with a few people. Not gay dog. Not gay. World's strongest man's a woman. Yeah. By the way... Who'd have seen it.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Can you imagine being at a place in your life where you have to watch that and you go, nothing's funny there. You have to watch out with those jokes. Yeah, you're going to end up... Mark Barron podcast tour. Yeah, you're going to worry, you're going to be like, I'm like, what was that? I know.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Was that noise just came out of you? The fuck was that. What was that? World Strongest Woman was a man. I screwed that up. She's a man, man. Dude, every time I see, like,
Starting point is 00:01:53 clips of a lot of those Hollywood communities doing their podcast tour, it's just like, the way that they talk about Austin, they go, there's just like, every show in Austin
Starting point is 00:02:03 is someone sacrificing a trans baby on. on stage. Essentially. Like the way that they just be like every joke top to bottom
Starting point is 00:02:11 it's just a guy comes in and they bring a trans person on stage. He's stone cold stunners them. They bring another one Manable claw to a trans person on the stage. I don't know if that's happening.
Starting point is 00:02:20 They go every joke. Not quite what's going on. See I see so many I see so many clips on the internet where it's just like I went to Austin. I walked on stage and they're just,
Starting point is 00:02:31 you know what I mean? They just throw rocks at you if you're, you know? Oh yeah. And you're just like, okay. Bit hyperbolic. You know what I was kind of thinking about in terms of the different comedy types, period, where you go.
Starting point is 00:02:44 So if you think of like cliche Republican comedy, that's more like Larry Cable Guy sort of territory. Tim Allen was, you know what I mean? Bill Engval. Right. And if you think of, if you look at in terms of music, traditional Republican comedy is more like a nickelback creed kind of situation, right? And if you look at liberal comedy, it's more like radio head. And when it's, the bad part, the reason why, in my opinion, it's not like you would say the cliche Republican comedy is good, but what you might say is that it's less smug, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:18 And the problem with smugness is not that it's always inherently bad. It's, it's really gross when it's wrong. So if you're political, and if you're a political, if you're a partisan political person, right? Yeah. That goes through 15 years of changing. Usually they come on the scene when they kind of have a good point, so they're kind of right a little bit. But then if you go through 15 years of sort of political changes, at some point, you know, the probably perspective that you were pushing really hard gets kind of oversaturated and becomes kind of corny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And now you're smug and wrong. Smug and wrong. Yeah. So I mean, the smugness in Republican comedy used to just be like, we have jobs. No, they're not smug. But that's what the smug. And you go, that's not really that smug. No, no.
Starting point is 00:03:58 So I don't think there's that it's more dumb, right? It's more like at its cliche, it's more dumb. versus smug. Sure. You know, the cliche, like smug liberal versus the cliche
Starting point is 00:04:09 dumb trailer park guy. Yeah. Or NASCAR guy, you know what I mean? He's funner and dumber where the liberal, you could say, cliche version,
Starting point is 00:04:18 is smarter and smugger. Right. Like, he used to be like literally throwing a southern accent on an accent on any person who was... Yes, yes,
Starting point is 00:04:26 yes. You're just like, yeah, this is how a dumb guy talks. Yeah, I think neighbor guys, he was kind of saying that were,
Starting point is 00:04:33 when they were, you know, in the terms of, Hollywood where they kind of have a lot of, you know, conversations of like, oh, they only write the brown guys, the terrorist. He's like, you only write every person with my accent
Starting point is 00:04:44 as the dumbest racist. He's like, I'm auditioning for the role of like lyncher number four, you know? That's true. It's true. But yeah, there's, it's kind of, you know, if you think of a band like Radiohead and Chabella had that a little bit,
Starting point is 00:04:59 but Radiohead where it's kind of like, you just sort of accept that they're good, right? You go like, why is they good? there's that where you're like, it's just accepted that I'm right. Yeah. I don't have to explain it. They're popular enough where you don't need to explain it. You just go, they're popular.
Starting point is 00:05:12 You could say that about Nickelback, though, and the argument would be like, they do have to explain why they're good. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, because they ascribed all these negative characteristics to the audience. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, a Nickelback fan. Yeah, and so that's why the Nickelback fan, it's like, yeah, people just assume they're bad, which they kind of are. But not as bad as people say they are. No.
Starting point is 00:05:34 It's not as bad. You know, it's, like, listen, Nickelback's not good. They were, you're not as good as they say you are. You're not as a wise man. Couldn't cut it as a poor. That's all we can do on YouTube
Starting point is 00:05:46 without getting a strike. That's Danny, that's Danny jerking off in his house. Looking into the mirror. Yeah. And we all just want to be. I mean, we all knew that the hate was a little overblown on nickelback. Hate's always too overblown.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Yeah. But, uh, I think that's with, um, smug city comedy, it like, if you're on a moment where you're kind of, you know what, that stuff is out of control, right?
Starting point is 00:06:12 But then once it flips to where you're not really right anymore, being wrong and smug is like, now you're the comic bookstore guy. Right. And when the comic book, the Simpson's comic bookstore guy, and when the Simpson comic bookstores guy's wrong, that's the worst thing that you could be is super
Starting point is 00:06:28 smug and wrong. Would you go as far as to say that Israel is the nickel back of countries? They're not that bad. I think they're the smug and wrong of countries. They're radio head. Yeah, they're radio head. Radiohead loves Israel, too.
Starting point is 00:06:49 That's a radio head. Tom York does love Israel. Just don't question the ox. Performing in Israel. That is true. And it's like anyone who trashes radio head, you're like, oh, you don't get it. You go, no, I get it. They had one album that had bangers on it.
Starting point is 00:07:05 And then the guy just jacked off on 19 albums. in a row. Yeah, now you're having to do, boop, beep, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. He's jacking off for 19 albums. I have to take that jizz on my face, and then they want you to ask for more. More, please.
Starting point is 00:07:19 And then you go, no, they want you to take the jizz on your face, and you go, oh, by the way, that was $8,000 for the cheap seats of jizz. Yeah, it was the best juice you've ever had. Anyways. All right. Also, Louis C.K. has been on his tour, and he was talking about the punching down, punching up thing. And we can move on from comedy after this.
Starting point is 00:07:37 but I thought that he had a We've been sort of You know obviously most people that I'd say spent a lot of time thinking about Comedy for real Understand that the way that people are talking about punching down And punching up is like retarded Of course
Starting point is 00:07:51 But then he sort of said he was just like He had a good point where he was kind of like If you think of like a CEO Like a big CEO of the company Versus you know janitor at a company And he was like if janitor comes into the company And tells the boss like fuck you we've had enough you're kind of like, you're like, yeah, hell yeah, give it to him.
Starting point is 00:08:10 That's like the perfect thing. But if the CEO of the company just walked by and like pours his coffee on the janitor, you go, well, that's the funnier one. Yeah, of course. So it can be funny. Like that was, that was obviously, you know, and I've thought of like Toby from the office. Yeah. There's no real, like the power dynamic is Michael Scott's the big guy.
Starting point is 00:08:27 And then Toby is the guy who, human resources, for some, he just doesn't like him for no reason. Yeah. He's lower than him and he just, he walks in the room and it's like fucking, like, yeah, I just hates him. Yeah, and he's just, he's just a punching bag for no reason. And you go, well, that's funny. That's funny, yeah. So you go, so the answer is, yeah, both, and it could have also been funny in a scenario where
Starting point is 00:08:46 the boss is, everyone's laughing at. So, you know, Jim laughs at the boss, and that's a funny dynamic. Yeah, I mean, also the, anybody who even spoke about punching down in comedy was they were doing so to advance their own careers. I know. You make a good point where sometimes you get sucked into even defending stuff where you go, This is a power play. They didn't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:09:10 They were just like, yeah, these people punching down, if I complain about them enough, I can take their spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how their minds were. I can have their spot now. I know, you're right. I get sucked into a little bit. Like, it's arguing with a woman sometimes where it's not about that. No, it's not about that.
Starting point is 00:09:26 They're mad. They've picked a thing. And then you start being like, well, that doesn't even make, they don't, that's, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're going to be like, oh, yes. Good point. Yeah, you're arguing with a fucking wall. Yeah, they're not even listening to you
Starting point is 00:09:39 Because of the argument They're arguing two other people about you So it's not about getting to the bottom Of what the answer is here Yeah, and luckily we're somehow through this Because I mean, I'll even say with this This, you know, this trans Whatever person, the strong woman
Starting point is 00:09:54 Like two years ago We've been like, people would have been like Good for her holding that crown And we're not definitely not stripping her of this victory No, we are stripping her down And putting her on the internet Because she was a porn star Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're now all subscribing to her only fans and pretending like we like it.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Who is by watching that? Like a 350-pound weightlifter woman with a dick. Who is? A lot of freaks out there, man. There's too many freaks. A lot of freaks. That's the internet just allowed everybody to find their thing, you know? This was this used to be, dude, like, this existed in the 80s, but it was a classified ad in the back of some, like, weird magazine. You had to, like, send in, like, a self-adruff stamp envelope with 50 bucks and cash. and then a VHS came to your door. Yeah, and the VHS in an unmarked package and you watch it like the Hobbit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you have to like immediately like change the name
Starting point is 00:10:46 to like Bob and Barb's wedding like 1986 or something so nobody ever like thinks to look at it. Bob, yeah, Bob and Barb's wedding. You put a padlock on the inside of your door. You got the five. Yeah. What's Bob and Barb? And you gooned it to this video
Starting point is 00:11:04 for the rest of your life. it wasn't just like oh there's another one too there's a whole scene of this you know no there's this one video yeah yeah yeah it was like a snuff film you just go there's one of these remember when the china playboy came out uh china the wrestler oh china i thought so china the wrestler had famously huge clit thing was like a fucking thumb is what i've heard is what we've heard well that came out and if you think about it back in the day that you know huge this wrestler's like, I'm going to show my tits. And she kind of looked like a man.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Now, that's super normal. They're all doing that. And they look more like men. Yeah. They look more like men and it's more common. Real strong jaw on. Like, if you look back at this one and you compare that to China, you go, China's a dime.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Oh, in comparison. You know? She's 10 if she's a two. Oh, yeah. That looks like a Samoan dude and a wig. And barely a wig. It's like barely a wig. Like a little long hair
Starting point is 00:12:07 Yes So you know It's moved fast in a 20 years span Moved too fast I might say Yeah people remember China was you know This wrestler that you know Kind of looked like a man
Starting point is 00:12:17 Badass yeah Sort of dated Triple H for real Which is interesting Because triple H for how big of a star he was He sort of just ran through beat wrestlers And that ended up with Stephanie McMahon You fuck who's around Ryan That's what powerful people do
Starting point is 00:12:30 That's what busy powerful people do Is whoever's just kicking around Right but Triple H in the height of But there were some hot ones. It's like it's not like they're like, oh, there's no hot. No, there were plenty hot chicks. Sort of. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:42 But, well, I don't know what AAA. Stephanie McMahon's not that bad. Oh, when I was a young lad had a, oh, I liked the Stephanie McMahon. Really? That's an interesting fact about you. When I watched wrestling. So, I mean, this was 25. You liked the fact that she has money.
Starting point is 00:12:57 25 years ago. Money, money, money, money. No, I don't know those. I mean, I don't even, I don't even think I had a concept of that. that like, oh, her dad, like, owns the thing. I think you did. It was just intrinsic. It's just in you.
Starting point is 00:13:12 So Ellen DeGeneres has moved back. I think Rosie O'Donald's next. Ellen DeGeneres who... Yeah, well, they're learning what the fucking winter in the Cotswolds is like. Oh, good point. These are California people. She's literally like, I haven't seen the sun in six months.
Starting point is 00:13:25 What the hell? I can't eat even more potato meals. No, I can't. No more potatoes. And I like to see the sun occasionally. But I sort of had respect for the sun. them a little bit, that there were a few of these people that if Trump wins again, I'm out of here.
Starting point is 00:13:39 They actually left. And then they didn't even make it the full term. Like if he won again, if he lost the next one, if you lose it. Sure. If he lose the next one, then she could be like, all right. And you're kind of like respect. Respect. See, I disagree with that actually.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Okay. I'll respect a person who you go, yeah, I'm like a plumber. And I own like, you know, a $400,000 house. and I'm packing up my family and we're moving to a different country. This is just one of her other homes that she's going to. Took no effort. No.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Extended vacation. Like she's not like pack up the whole house. We're moving it to England. She's like, just buy new stuff and we're going to fill that house with different stuff. I still have my other house with all my other stuff. It's not a proper move. She hopped on a plane and went online.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Private plane. Furnished the shit of that place. You know, but it's not like she's like moving her couch and her fucking TV. No, she basically turned. and she's a passport, yeah,
Starting point is 00:14:36 exactly. She's just like, this is my vacation home and the cops of walls. Do you think there is any lesbian passport bros? Probably. Okay,
Starting point is 00:14:43 so what you were arguing with me is that not that you respected less, you're saying you didn't respect in the first place. I didn't respect in the first place. I was just like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:14:50 you're going to your vacation home. This is it, you didn't pack up and move. Yeah, there was no packing. There was no packing. There was no packing. You had like a little go bag.
Starting point is 00:14:59 You know, like you had a few items. You're probably one of your fluffy dogs and like a little cat. Yeah, You're right. Yeah, like movers were not involved in this.
Starting point is 00:15:07 No, you just, you made a phone call and you said, hey, furnish this house. Buy the house for me. Here's all my clothes. Buy duplicates of all of them. I need a room for my blood rituals. I need a room for my... Exactly, you know. Okay, we're going to need an adrenachrome layer, so I like that in the back because I don't
Starting point is 00:15:23 like it to be a long walk for my, if I want some adrenaline chrome in the middle of the night, I need to be able to go down there. Yeah, exactly. Alan's house is all rage rooms. This is what after another? I have my rage room, then my rage room shed, then my rage man cave. You got to keep all the stuff for the rage room and all the auxiliary items for the rage. Rage walking closet.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah, I never, I never bought it. Okay, good point. They had, they had this thing that went viral and it was flight attendants. They released, they sometimes, you know, they kind of did this with a few different things where they show you, you know, 30 years ago. This was, you know, the Hooters. Yeah. It's so funny how everything goes, hey, remember 30 years ago
Starting point is 00:16:04 how everything was so much better? Yeah, I know, right? Well, they basically released this thing and they're just like, look at this insane list of what it used to be to be a flight attendant. They're like,
Starting point is 00:16:14 they had to be hot, they couldn't be grumpy, and you're like, where the new list is they have to be grumpy and a gay dude. Yeah, exactly. They got to like sass you
Starting point is 00:16:22 when you order a fucking diet Pepsi on the, they got to like roll their eyes at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do I do? I just want to drink. Yeah, they are. like a Instagram model that you asked
Starting point is 00:16:33 to, you know, drywall a house. Yeah. Yeah, it seems it was pretty reasonable. They couldn't be more... Couldn't be more than a buck 20, which I think is kind of high, but that's fine. Times are different back then. You go in and you're just like, hey, can I have a second glass of water? She'll see a slap to you?
Starting point is 00:16:49 Yeah, it's like crazy. They just have to be hot and pleasant. Oh, the horror. 100% is... I'll read you the thing. They go, this is what the horror show that existed back in the day. So this flight attendants had to be... have slender legs, a good figure, whereas now they're fat old or a gay dude.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Yeah. Nice hands to restrictions on personal life, a rule that they had to be single, not engaged. That's an interesting one. That's an interesting one. But I think the reason for that was because they're gone all the time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:22 So they're like, if you're married and as soon as you have a kid, we're going to lose you. I think it's, no, but a lot of those working that way where they're just like, Yeah. They think it's, oh, so people, you know, for our high rollers to have sex with you, it's like, no, because you travel 200 days a year. And if we pick someone that's married, they're going to have a kid and they'll be quitting in six months, which maybe isn't that great. But that, the reason is that. Yeah. Times are different.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Height range of five feet, two inches to five feet five, five. That's an interesting one. That is pretty narrow. You are really like just, but this was, I mean, again, why can't they be five one? The way they talk about it is like being a flight of attended, it used to be this glamorous job. Yeah. Right? Like, it was, it was actually... Five-one, though. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure... They make exceptions if you're hot. I'm sure if you're a fucking smoke show. 5-6, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:10 5-6, 5-7. Pleasant. Sure, it's fine. 100 to 120 pounds. And you're right. Looking back now, that would seem insane. Yeah. They go, who is that? And you go, yeah. Yeah, that was everybody. Like, it probably, that isn't really a problem. That was, that wasn't a problem. No. No. I mean, it is, it would be, it would be, it would nice to be on a plane when you're in an aisle seat and not have a flight attendant and just
Starting point is 00:18:32 ass bang your elbow every time they walk by. And that does happen a lot where you get some big ones. Oh yeah. And every single time they're just like, dude, they're like fucking hitting every seat on both sides. It's like brr-r-as-they walk up the aisle. Like a guy just quitting guess who. Yeah. Yeah, that 100% does happen. ability to carry a lively conversation, the horror. Yeah. I don't know if I need any lively conversations. No, I don't want any live in a conversation.
Starting point is 00:19:06 No. But I'll tell you, I've definitely had a couple where you go, this guy is, he's bitchy. He's mean. He's mean. Or some ladies. I've got some mean ladies, too. For the most part, they're fine. I don't want to make it seem like this is a, you know, a problem across the board.
Starting point is 00:19:24 But, you know, you do definitely. No, no, no. I'll tell you what you get sometimes is you. don't know the rules, for example. Like, for example, they're coming down one way, and you're not sure which way they're going, and you're just like, hey, did you do my aisle already? Like, did you skip me and I wasn't paying attention,
Starting point is 00:19:41 or are you going the other way? And she goes, I'll be with you in a second. And you go, okay, I'm asking something that isn't that crazy. Yeah. Yeah. They have the, I think I've maybe only used the button once, but they have, like, the call button in the plane. Nobody uses them anymore.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I've never even known about that. Yeah, I don't know of more, like, newer airplanes have them, but, like, it is a thing. where you have a call button and you press the button and, huh, turns a light on it and goes, I'd like to, I need to help. Yeah, I guess I have seen that. I've never used it.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I think, I assumed it didn't work. I think I, maybe in the last year or two, used it once and didn't work. Like, they just ignore it. They do ignore. They, I think I was in a middle seat for some reason. I was like on a pack flight that I booked last minute, so I was in a middle seat.
Starting point is 00:20:17 So, like, you know, instead of inconveniencing the people beside me, I'll have them come to me and then I'm just like twiddling my thumbs and it doesn't do it. This doesn't do jack shit, I can imagine. Some, you know, sassy gay dude walks down the aisle. Fuck you want. Can I fucking help you? Cravy Joe. Just like a spright. The anti-Semite of the year is the funniest thing I've ever seen. This has to be causing some anti-Semitism. You think, Ryan? You think Miss Rachel being anti-Semite of the year?
Starting point is 00:20:50 Is this a troll? What is, okay, there's a website. It's called stop antisemitism.org. They have a huge Twitter account. I guess it's some sort of a nonprofit. Every year they do an anti-Semitism. It's a nonprofit. It's like fucking three Jewish yentas who are just figured out the internet. What's a yenta? Just like some fucking blabby old Jewish chick. And just, just they figured out Twitter and they got some, you know, they, I didn't even hear about them until they kind of came to, to fame or whatever with when everybody was tearing down the hostage posters. They were the, they were the ones who were like, showing all these videos of people tearing down all the hostage posters. I think they've existed. That's where they got their chops. They've existed before, before that. Oh, they have anti-Semite of the week and the year.
Starting point is 00:21:32 I didn't know they have Antisemit of the Week. What? Holy shit. This list is 10 pages. Dude, they have a list of hate groups. It's every group. Wendy's. Like, you name it, they're on there.
Starting point is 00:21:49 They go. Okay, so you want to know the very first anti-Semite of the week was? Oh, who is the OG? This is in 2019. Cana Sowns one last year. This is 2019. Very first anti-Semite of the week was. Lewis Farrakhan.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Okay, so they don't... And then it was AOC was the next one. AOC, interesting. Elon Omar, Ali Abunima. I'll tell you. David Duke, just like kind of,
Starting point is 00:22:10 you know, your normal, Richard Spencer, just kind of the normal character. Well, AOC's not the normal characters. No, AOC's not. No, Al Sharpton. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Oh, so they originally were kind of going in on the black guys. Yeah. It's funny, they have Roger Waters and the photo of the use from like the wall where he's dressed kind of like a knot
Starting point is 00:22:28 see, but he's like doing the thing. Am I on here? Yeah, Roger Wages was getting hit on that ship for a while. Yeah, he was getting it. Yeah, Danny Poloshuk, I'd like to see there. I hope so. I mean, there's Jews on the list, too. Well, they have my, I have an organization I'm part of,
Starting point is 00:22:46 I don't know if you know that, that they have on their extremist list, the Goyam Defense League. Yeah. I'm a card-carrying member of the Goyam Defense League. I mean, they make some good signs. Nation of Islam. They have a lot of Black, Black Israel's nation. of Islam.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Yeah. So I didn't even realize, originally their fight, they picked. They're not real Jews. Yes. So they were originally fighting with the black guys. Yeah. Now it's, they're looking every which way. I mean, if you're not on this thing, it's just like, do you even have a fucking pulse?
Starting point is 00:23:15 Palestine news networks on there? Oh, everybody's on here. This is Maclamour. Maclamour's on there. It was on here. Return of the Mac. Yes, again. I don't know most of it.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Do you remember? Okay. So Maclomer was. a Palestine guy, but he also did a thing where he dressed up like a Jew, and I think he said he wasn't dressing up like a Jew, but he did the big nose. Yeah, yeah, I remember it was the Halloween. He's like, it was a Halloween costume and it just looked like a fucking rabbi in Williamsburg, but
Starting point is 00:23:40 it was basically the grabler. So they have some random ones here. Students for Justice in Palestine. Active Club Network, the base within our lifetime. You can donate. How much to donate? I think they'll take whatever. I think they're not super. super picky. So they have a lot of press. Yeah. So 2024 was Candice Owens winner. 2023, Rashida Talib.
Starting point is 00:24:06 2022, Kanye West. 2021. Anurad de Mattal. I don't know who that is. 2020 nerdy and Kiswani. And Elon Omar was the very first installment. Right now they have Tucker Carlson, Miss Rachel. Yeah. Yeah, Miss Rachel. Did they pick her to win? No, you can vote. Guys, your vote matters. Get out and vote. It's only 50 cents to vote. And when money goes to a good place, which is more of these lists. Guy Christensen, who I don't know, Maria Cross, I don't know. Bracier Cross is for Desperate Housewives.
Starting point is 00:24:37 What did she do? I don't know. She probably was like, can we stop bombing kids? And they're like, anti-Semite of the week. Marsha Cross is a, she's a reality star. Yeah, Cynthia Nixon, who's from Sex in the City. Oh. And she ran for Congress.
Starting point is 00:24:51 I remember that one. Or maybe she went for mayor, Bryce Mitchell, the U.S. fighter, who said all the Hitler stuff. I remember him. Yeah. Then the young Turks. Yeah. Shank and Anakin.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Oh, they've doubled down. Like Stu Peters. You go, that guy's legit. That guy's, that guy's the only person on this list who I know of.
Starting point is 00:25:08 I go, yeah, that guy's like. Who's Kayla Walsh? No idea. She made the list. Based on her haircut. I guess that she's not actually. Like,
Starting point is 00:25:16 Stu Peters would be the only person on that list who I know would be like, yes, I am. Right. I hate Jews. I am an anti-Semite. I'm proud of it.
Starting point is 00:25:24 The rest of them are like, what? Says we're a grassroots watchdog organization dedicated to exposing groups and individuals that espouse hatred towards Jewish people or the state and engage in anti-Semitic behavior. They slipped in
Starting point is 00:25:36 towards Jewish people and the state. So they slipped that one in. Yeah, I think they're kind of opening it up for a... Yeah, Kayla Walls, she just like tweets about Gaza. She says she's... Well, whoever is donating to that, you should get your money back because they're not helping. They're not helping. It's a laughing stock.
Starting point is 00:25:52 It is quite the laughing stock. And Adolf Hitler is about to win a election. No, he won. He did no way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me the story with that. I don't get it. I don't know what country he's from. Somewhere in Nyemba. Nyemba. Dera is represented Ompunja. Yeah. In the Namibia, Oshana region since 2004.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yeah, so Namibia. I don't know if he won the president of Namibia, but something in Namibia, his name is Adolf Hitler. His middle, his, Hitler is his middle name. so his name's like Adolf Hitler something and who named him that himself did he change his name to that? No I think his parents named him that Maybe
Starting point is 00:26:34 maybe he renamed himself at some point which is you know an interesting tactic if you're wanting a career in politics generally you'd if your name was Adolf Hitler you'd change it to something Do you think it was a scenario where his parents were kind of getting westernized and then their parents were just like
Starting point is 00:26:49 okay we need you to give your son a you know traditional African name and they go mom I'm not And then she goes, So embarrassing. Or the opposite. We want you to give it. We want a Western name.
Starting point is 00:26:59 And the guy was like, I want a traditional African name. And she goes, fine. We'll give him a Western name. Adolf Hitler. How about that? You got your wish. Here, he has a Western name. Maybe something like that.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Maybe. I don't know. This is killing Adolf, regular Adolf Hitler's SEO, though. Killing it. Can't even find regular Hitler anymore. All I find is some guy named Adolf Hitler Unona. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Do you think that was a trick for Mandy's? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe Stop Anti-Semitism is putting him up to this. That way people search for Adolf Hitler and this is the only guy they find. Right. He's smart.
Starting point is 00:27:34 His parents named him that and you don't think he changed his name to that? I don't know. I don't think he has a Wikipedia. Oh, there's a his... Here we go. Adolf Hitler Unona. He says he's ditching the notorious Nazi leader's surname, so he's going to ditch it. He is a Namibian Swapo politician who served as counselor of Ompunja from 2004.
Starting point is 00:27:52 He served as the People Liberation Army. during the anti-apartheid struggle. He attracted international media attention due to his unusual name as he was named for the Nazi German leader Adolf Hitler. As were many other African children whose parents were aware of Hitler's power
Starting point is 00:28:08 in Europe. Oh, this is a normal thing? We're unaware of the name's negative connotations. Okay. You guys just missed that part? I mean, first off, he was... Stop it. I don't know how long,
Starting point is 00:28:19 I don't want to, you know, cast aspersions here. I don't know how long... long it takes for news to make it from Germany to Namibia? My guess is not 20 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he was born in 1965. It's not like, oh,
Starting point is 00:28:33 he was born in 46. Like, we really didn't hear about that. You know, like, Backstreet Boys or New Kids on the Block is the biggest band in Namibia right now kind of deal. So, just like, we didn't know. In 1966. You're kidding me. Yeah. What? He's bad? Yeah, I'm naming
Starting point is 00:28:49 Mike said John Charles Manson. Yeah, I didn't know idea. I just thought he was good for the economy What's the guy that I can do the impression of? What's his name? The serial killer, Ed Gaines. Oh, Ed Gaines? Danny Edgaines bullshit.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Yeah, I had no clue. I like that there's lots of Adolf Hitler's. Like, you know, you're doing roll call in a school in Namibia. He goes, Adolf Hitler, it's hilarious. Nine arms go up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here. Higher.
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Starting point is 00:32:42 It essentially tracks in all of these schools the amount that the administration goes up, right? Sure. And every time they give... Any bureaucracy. Every bureaucracy. But how a company works, in general, if you're running any sort of company, the idea is that if you get more money, you're kind of like, okay, well, we can put that into output and kind of stay our system. If you don't have more kids and you get more money, you're like, oh, now we can have another secretary. You go, why did you need another secretary?
Starting point is 00:33:11 You know, that money should go to books and stuff like that. So the teachers are only 30% of the money. I mean, I told you that. I think I've told the story before, but when I was living in Canada, my friend worked for the Peel District School Board as an administrator, and she told me that at the end of the year,
Starting point is 00:33:27 they had some, some of money left in their budget. It was like 10 or 20K. And the deal is you have to spend the money because if you don't spend the money the next year. Someone else just told me a similar thing with their organization. They don't give you, they won't increase your budget, right? They just, we go, well, you didn't need that money. So they bought, they spent,
Starting point is 00:33:44 I think it was like 20 grand, 10 grand, grand on chocolate business cards. for everybody at the Peel District School Board they go, we're gonna get chocolate business cards. And you know, you know their buddy ran a chocolate business card saying. Of course. But it's just, what's the most expensive way we could buy chocolate?
Starting point is 00:34:01 Because if you're like, oh, let's just go get some Ferreira Roches. You're like, that's a fucking truck worth. Like that's crazy. We need ones that are like these things cost $5 each. Five bucks a piece. $5 a card. So they got chocolate business cards so they could just end like just zero out their budget.
Starting point is 00:34:16 And no one is burning money more. teachers. Oh, buddy. And then they go, you know, they go, we'll spend way more per a student and you go, how did that work? You go, they're actually doing worse. Funny enough. So the one that I heard was a little less funny, but they're just like, we had like $20,000 at the end of, whatever the amount was left to the other thing. So we just go, oh, let's buy some sensitivity training. So they go, okay, we had to drop the 20, 20 grand on training for the teachers and they came in and they're just like, hey, don't punch your coworker in the face. Don't be racist. don't be sexist.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Yeah. No fake tits. What? No fake tits. So, okay. So that's what the, the situation they're in where these teachers are, the unions and the teachers and the teacher bureaucracy are kind of like the homeless people where there is a racket. Of course. Of course there is.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Anybody who's getting paid by the government, they are trying to extract. Yeah, they're extorting. Yeah, they're trying to extract. And again, you know, teachers, because it depends where, because I'm sure a lot of, like in this example, this teacher is like, yeah, I'm, I'm, I was making $120,000 a year. But for the most part, where you hear about teachers is they're actually severely underpaid. Well, they have to, you know, do you know how many secretaries they had? A lot.
Starting point is 00:35:26 And, you know, people. I'm trying to think of my high school. I mean, half your money is going for the union people to go lobby. Of course. Yeah, and I'm trying to, because, like, my high school is, you know, we had a regular principal, of vice president. I think there was one secretary. Yeah, I mean, there's probably two.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Yeah, like, I don't remember my high school being, having any sort of extraditional. No, we had one guidance counselor. Yeah, I have one guidance counselor who's also like a pervert. I was going to say gym teacher, but didn't provide any guidance, by the way. Well, the guidance counselors aren't there for that. They're there so they can tell you what you can't do
Starting point is 00:36:02 so you can rap about it later. He just goes, tell me how I don't end up like this. Which they did not appreciate. You go, just tell me how I don't end up as a fucking guidance counselor. That's you smoking a cigarette, 12 years old. Jokes on me, though. He goes, this is the easy. gig. He's like, I have summers off.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Get full benefits, full patron. I'm cooking. And he's like, all I got to tell you is like, yeah, just do stuff you like, I guess. We had a teacher that was also a firefighter, moonlit. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Nice. Working real hard for that buck 60. Yeah, well, that's... Probably more than that. Now. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I mean, that's the deal with firefighters always have a different gig. I've never heard of... Right. So then it started, we had the big titty shop teacher. And this one's a little funnier out of the game, but there's a couple more insane things. But, so for starters, we have a second, which was this is your favorite story. You had the fake tits and everything.
Starting point is 00:36:51 I know. I don't know where they're somewhere over there. And we have a second big titty shop teacher. You know what's interesting, by the way, is because culturally, you know, living in Canada, culturally everything moved south to north. Like we always got everything second from America, right? Like our culture was mostly like, you know,
Starting point is 00:37:11 it was America first and then we would get the stuff. And every other country. And every other country. But there's stuff that's trickling down to America from Canada. I'm going to disagree with you on that. This land acknowledgments is more recent here than they were in Canada. Right, but that's because the natives are a bigger deal
Starting point is 00:37:25 in, uh, um, natives are a bigger deal in Australia, Canada and places like that America. Natives are not a big deal. Black people are way more of a issue. No, I understand that. I'm just saying it's, okay, it has trickled down. It sounds like I'm being more argumentative than I am. What I'm proposing to you is not what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:37:42 So you're saying that, uh, Canada started doing stuff and then it's trickling down to America. What I will say actually happened is America started doing something and then Canada did it on overdrive. America changed course and Canada is still doing that. So some of that stuff trickling down. But America is the reason that original thing is happening. I mean, one of the land acknowledgments are because of George Floyd. Like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:38:03 Yeah. Well, no, they had later acknowledgment before. But there are lots of like George Floyd, all this stuff happened in Canada because of George Floyd. It's okay. There's an argument to be made that some of this stuff trickled down from France to the American universities. and there's a circular sort of situation. However, a more accurate thing is it came to America, it became an industry, and then other countries followed.
Starting point is 00:38:25 America, the industry sort of dried up, and the other countries don't stop doing stuff forever. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I am just surprised to see any land acknowledgments in America. Well, do you know what a land acknowledgement is when you land your plane and your girl wants you to call her? She goes, hey, can you call me to make sure you're safe when your plane's done? You go, I'm not doing a land acknowledgement.
Starting point is 00:38:44 My wife's so stupid, by the way. She is still on 2007 where we take off. And she goes, you have to put your phone in airplane mode. You think you have to put your phone in airplane mode? Do you really think that? Well, Danny, I'd really prefer if you did it just because this watching gay porn on the plane is problematic. Can you do me a favor and put it on airplanes? And Danny goes, why?
Starting point is 00:39:05 What's the reason I have to? You go, it's safety. And you go, how is it safe? You know, look, if they have a problem, they'll tell me, okay? You think the fucking big BBL gay fucking flight attendants can have an issue with this? I don't think so. Right. But my wife literally thinks that the plane will crash if I don't put my phone in there.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Hilarious. But that's the original land acknowledgement is your girl wanting you to call her when you land. Make sure you're safe and you go, okay. If my plane crashes, you'll hear. That's literally what I tell. It's going to be, by the way, if a, if a, a hundred and twenty-eight people crash at LaGuardia airport. I promise you you'll hear five minutes.
Starting point is 00:39:45 It'll take you five minutes. That is anytime my wife or like my mom or they go, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll know if I crash. If a passenger plane with 200 people crashes from LGA to fucking, what's the L-A-X, it's going to be in the news. It'll be in the news. There's one
Starting point is 00:40:01 commercial plane that, not even one that crashes a year in the United States. It'll be your entire social media feed. I promise you. Delta has a flight that crashes, you'll know. Yeah, so no, I will not. I always wave off the land acknowledgments. I go, no. Unfortunately, I understand that you want that.
Starting point is 00:40:18 It's not something that I can offer. I cannot be texting people to make sure I'm safe every time. No, no, no, no. And if I say yes to you, I've got to say yes to them. Just can't do it. Can't do it. Right. So the big-titty tech teacher was the original one, Burlington, Ontario, Danny's hometown.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Yeah, yeah. Now there's a second Baltimore big-titty tech. teacher. Yeah. And this is a double big titty though. Right. Because they have actual big fake tits. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Like from surgery. And then they put the big fake tits on top of the fake tits. So they're going double Dutch fake tits. Double dutch fake tits. Kind of crazy. Inception tit. Do they cancel each other out? That's a good thing.
Starting point is 00:40:58 No, no. It makes them even bigger. Mm. Yeah. Contrary to what you might think. Contrary to what you might think. Baltimore High School teacher under fire for kink posting and fake predancy belly and massive breasts.
Starting point is 00:41:08 So. So Like having a You know Your teacher It's not enough that it's clearly a dude Yeah Coming into work with like V-neck
Starting point is 00:41:20 Huge real fake tits From surgery They're like now It's like on the internet They go yeah I gotta pop this thing on With my big fake pregnancy belly English teacher by the way
Starting point is 00:41:29 She's being like Let's talk Shakespeare It's crazy A dude Not from a private account It doesn't even sound like this is a public Instagram. Well, you have to understand that, not you have to understand, but one might have to understand
Starting point is 00:41:45 the teachers are often the hub for retard think, right? Yeah. Oh, big time. You know, they live in a bubble of psychopaths, right? So then they get on the internet thinking, you know, kink posting, all this sort of stuff that's actually in line with how you should be acting. And normal. And normal.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Yeah, this is normal behavior. It's the kids who are wrong, to quote, principal skitter. I mean, I wish that I lived in an era going to high school where I had a teacher that was man with big fake tits. I mean, we would have bullied that guy to probably though. I mean, you say that. Yeah, I do say that and I would have been right. I know, but I guess you do it and you're like, yeah, it's like you're expelled now. No, you don't understand how we bullied.
Starting point is 00:42:29 We had a teacher named Miss Lyon and she got on my wrong side. She crossed right. I had a spare at the same time as one of my buddies. And for an entire semester, every single day, drama teacher, we would walk by your classroom, peek my head in and go, Lion! And I did that every single day. It was part of every spare. We'd meet up.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Obviously, we got to go yell lion. And never was caught. So that's the kind of thing. Yeah, but you didn't, when you went to school, it wasn't this pen opticon where there was, you know, cameras everywhere. I don't think it's, there's a, dude, they have fucking, dude, they have, they have. Have like Palantier and flock in every one of these schools running the dude. You aren't getting away with shit. I didn't expect.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I didn't, I didn't appreciate maybe the fact that Peter Thiel would be on my ass. Peter Thiel would be all over your ass, dude. I think I could have disguised it. I would have been like tities and Alex Carp's like, is there a problem? Or the loudspeaker. Ryan Long to the, to Alex Carp's office. Alex Carp is an office here? What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:43:37 To the carp then? What the hell To the carpet What you go what's that Alex That's where Alex Carp has You lie down The carpet
Starting point is 00:43:46 Yeah The carpet I think you get like To put Yeah I guess you're going A new school now Okay so I would have to get creative You'd have to get really
Starting point is 00:43:53 I would have found the big titty tech Teacher's number I would have been in his chats Well he was doing his live streams Yeah I would have been doing all Buddy Oh well that's
Starting point is 00:44:01 So this one I can get to I'm like the mafia I can get to you This one is a little different Because this one's like You know From a social media
Starting point is 00:44:08 so I wouldn't have all sorts of fake accounts. You're getting in there. Buddy, I would have had this tech teacher going to meet up people to suck them off for $1,000 and you would have been showing up to an empty bus station while we film them. Yeah, that's fair. You think I can't touch you?
Starting point is 00:44:24 It's a mob. Get you anywhere, dude. You think what you... They got Epstein. We're getting you, okay? You can get touched. Put it that way. Yeah, you can probably get touched by this kinky tech teacher.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Yeah. In a TikTok compilation, the non-binary ninth grade. English teacher, Don's an absurd pregnancy prosthetic, gently hold the fake belly. The fake belly's something else. So they're like, I'm a pregnant chick with big fake tits over my already fake tits. And then I just go into my job as an English teacher. Yes, and born a man.
Starting point is 00:44:55 You know, I used to have a joke back in the day. This was kind of like three years into comedy where one of the things I was saying was, it was kind of about Burning Man that I was saying that like, you know, a lot of times that stuff sounds fun until you're just like watching your. your wife get like, you know, tuned up by some guy with a shell necklace on and being like having a record scratch. Like, you know, how did I get here? Yeah. I'm like, what am I doing? I'm a teacher. Yeah. All this sort of stuff. And that is the reality now with these freaks. Yeah. Yeah. You know, freaks probably, it used to, it's probably a different version of freak that existed before,
Starting point is 00:45:29 but I mean, all my teachers were, you know, I went to school in late 90s, like early 90s, like early 2000s. It's like, they're just like sweet old ladies. Really, nine more not. Yeah. Yeah. Mine was just like, most of the teachers, you had some younger ones, and they were nice, and everyone was... No, mine was, you know, like, people that you know to be younger than us now. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I remember one time, Mr. Kramer, we caught him smoking a cigarette, and he didn't hear
Starting point is 00:45:52 the end of that. No, smoking's bad, Mr. Kramer, but you got me hooked. I don't know what to tell you. No, he never had... All my teachers were so normal. The most we had was my gym teacher who was, like, this roided out, dude. We had a couple of roided out dudes. Yeah, he was a gym team.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Real roided. And he ended up being the coach at my teacher. master of football team. We had a teacher who got reprimanded because he kept fighting students. Oh, no, I had the one. I had Mr. Somerset. I used to do a joke about him,
Starting point is 00:46:15 but he punched a kid out. He was the auto shop teacher and some kid deleted all his files for the year because he like didn't keep proper files and just wanted the kid just pressed a button on his like, what's his last name? Mr. Somerset? Somerset files.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Dude, he was lit, yeah, yeah, but he was like this, I can't even like he was this like wiry, skinny dude. He was auto mechanic by trade. Like that's what he did, but he taught one. like, you know, one class. Took this gig. Took this gig and he would just smoke.
Starting point is 00:46:44 And he was one of those dudes smoking like just full ash kind of deal. You know, like just like just smoke in the auto shop class or whatever. And then he just punched this one kid out. And then I guess that was the end of tenure. Mr. Somerset. Yeah. Back to his shop. Mr. SummerSlam.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Yeah. They'd probably drinking. I love Mr. Somerset. We used to have this one teacher, Mr. Rabjohn. And he was like, he got found out. to be an alky. And it was a big joke was that you open his briefcase,
Starting point is 00:47:11 just smaller briefcase, smaller briefcase, smaller briefcase, and then smaller briefcase, then like a little thing of vodka. Just a single set. Just a single... Hotel vodka. Airplane vodka.
Starting point is 00:47:22 A lot of... Suitcases. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. Stillpeck does not appear to wear the prosthetics in the classroom, but wears a low-cut shirt showing off cleavage
Starting point is 00:47:32 next to a school bulletin in one of his profile photos. So he's just sort of taunting them right now. Yeah. outraged TikTokers commented Libs of TikTok must have got him in the scope you don't want to be in that scope
Starting point is 00:47:46 his YouTube channel is JRS filled with videos of playing video games and cleavage amplifying so he's got this whole channel of him God teacher influencers oh no that's the thing we don't even consider is that you know now in school
Starting point is 00:48:02 and like you have to do TikToks with the like with your teacher because they're trying to be an influencer there was that a lesbian teacher and she came in and she was like a substitute teacher for one day and she had a student she kept calling him shorty and she was like me and shorty people were just like yeah you can't say that about the kids or whatever she got fired and she was only a substitute you for like one day it was like basically the the lesbian chick from the wire right she looks like here's an interesting fact about students male students show more tolerance
Starting point is 00:48:34 for political enemies than females show for their allies so they did a big study and And it's women get that in-group. Yeah. That in-group is... I think that was... They don't know how to float around. I think Kurt said this, but it was Kurt saying that someone else said this, but he's... The good thing about women is also the bad thing about women.
Starting point is 00:48:49 The good thing about women is the ride or die. The bad thing about women is the ride or die for someone else. Yeah. Accurate. Like, but once the ride or die, it's right. Yeah. It can be bad. That does make sense, though.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Guys are, you know, especially... This is what age is this? This is just students in general. Well, the problem with these students that are... they have no tolerance for their political enemies. They haven't been destroyed with facts and reason yet. Ben Shapiro hasn't showed up yet. So they need to be destroyed with facts and reason first and logic.
Starting point is 00:49:18 You know how they have like, they always have those cases where someone pretends like he's like, you know, 30 and he pretends to be 16 to go back to high school, but like to basically rape chicks. They need that, but you just pretend to go back to just destroy classmates. Like you're like a daily wire plant. Just like a 30-year-old.
Starting point is 00:49:37 you're just going back and just pretending to the class is just so you could just ideologically destroy your classmates. Or the opposite where, yeah, someone's coming in to destroy and you have to disguise yourself as a teacher and go through this long process so you could not get destroyed. Not get destroyed.
Starting point is 00:49:51 You can save them from getting destroyed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll answer this. You're saving the other, you're on a mission to save students from getting ideologically destroyed. Yeah. And then it turns out, yeah, you go and you just get destroyed too. Yeah, too good.
Starting point is 00:50:06 you guys do good I have four years down the drain okay so this was kind of my central theory of why this stuff's interesting to me so Canada and this is happening obviously other places as well
Starting point is 00:50:20 this conversation that all of the gym influencers are alt-right pipelines right we've talked about that in the past so London has a big bunch of this there's different school districts I think New York had one too where they're just like we need to
Starting point is 00:50:36 ban this sort of stuff. In Canada, the conversation's a little broader where they're kind of like, we need the government to step in and stop these fitness influencers, right? And this is something that's been going on for a while. But listen to how much testosterone on this guy has. This is the guy who's in charge of, like, stopping gym content. Just imagine you're this guy and you, you know, you finish a long day of trying to get the government to censor gym content for men and getting in shape content and then you walk into your wife like oh young men start to take on those those narratives they start to accept those those those ideologies those ways those narratives those those advices that are often disguised as as improving you know improving self-esteem
Starting point is 00:51:25 improving their own looks and physic, and so forth, but often incorporating deeply hateful, misogynistic attitudes, blaming women, blaming immigrants and newcomer communities for all the problems. They start working on their, they start working on their by-steps,
Starting point is 00:51:48 and working on a plan to save the white race. They need to, like, separate this ideological, like, working out. out from the rest of the stuff? Like, can you not compartmentalize me? Like, hey, working out's fine. No, they can't. And by the way, you know what else?
Starting point is 00:52:03 They can't, uh, they can't separate it. They also, uh, don't understand what a mail space looks like. No. And you go, yes, sometimes they get outrageous. And by the way, of course, sometimes they get outrageous. My argument is not so much that, yeah, you go, yeah, you're right. There's people on the internet that say stuff you don't like. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:52:20 But the other way around, you go, you can't have it both ways where you go, all of the girl blogs. What happened after five years of that? They ended up fat, depressed, single, with mental illness, fat. So you go, what's worse? Do you know what I mean? And they're docile when they're depressed, though,
Starting point is 00:52:38 because then you're like depressed, we get them on SSRIs, easy to control. You're a customer. Yeah, exactly. You know, there's a lot easier to manage that than some rambunctious high testosterone young man. Yeah, so this freak, umberto.
Starting point is 00:52:53 I mean, just, I think he's got a French accent, too. I just need to make sure that the men aren't working out too much. Because once they start working out, well, bad things can happen. I went to a gym once. Guys were grunting. Still think about that every day. Yeah, this guy's a big calisthenics guy only. First, you start working out with men, watching other men work out.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Next thing you know, you stop being gay. And if you stop being gay, then who are you? Happened to me. I'd start being gay again. I'm gay again. Gay again. I was happy to report him gig. I had to stop watching those things.
Starting point is 00:53:30 I got my testosterone down, luckily. Yeah, so, yeah. This guy is the global co-chair of the Men in Age Alliance. Global co-chair of Dix in his mouth. Member of the advancing gender equality standing commission. He's the co-chair of the Gloria. Dork. You're a dork, bud.
Starting point is 00:53:47 You're a fucking dork, man. Yeah, exactly. So, but then you go to him, you go, and what about this stuff? Here's an article. How about this? I virtually pegged a guy and it was the best sex of my life and the, you know, your ideology
Starting point is 00:54:00 you got your teachers with fucking tits on you got women deciding that you know, I want to be a depressed, mentally ill fatsoe that also puts a strap on on and has... Does a Zoom call with a guy
Starting point is 00:54:16 who's just fucking going to town with a dilly on his own ass If he went and he wanted to say, listen, there's some extremism on both sides and, you know, Seems pretty extreme. That's my point. And it's not like I even agree.
Starting point is 00:54:28 I still would say people are allowed to say what they want better. Yeah. But if you make that argument, I go, at least you're not, your brain's not broken. Where he goes, there's actually nothing wrong with something that statistically has made people's lives worse off and made them in a worse situation. But this man won, you go, if you took both of them and you go, men that started listening to workout content, which oftentimes it can lead to get rich content. And yes, it does talk. they talk about the Jews here and there. Yeah, it comes up.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Who owns the gym? It comes up. I'm not... You ever heard of Gold's gym? Yeah, exactly. Fresh and fits a little more fresh and a little less fit. I know that. But there's still majority of the gym, influencer,
Starting point is 00:55:09 and you go, yeah, that's going to happen. But this is worse. The thing that you're promoting is worse. For sure. It's not helping. What do you think is gayer, getting virtually pegged or pegged in real life? Are you done both? Which one felt gayer?
Starting point is 00:55:20 I don't know. I'm asking you. Virtually pegged, obviously less gay. Virtually pegged less gay. What do you mean? They're both, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think the one do you have a dildo actually in your ass is a little gayer. I think virtually pegged is you have a dildo in your ass, you're putting it in your ass.
Starting point is 00:55:35 All right, so then they're both pretty gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you thought, no, I assumed getting virtually pegged is he has the dildo and he's going to town on himself while she just watches wearing a strap on from a Zoom call. Hmm. Pretty tough one, actually. It's not that cut and dry. No, it's not cut and dry, but, Obviously, putting a dildo in your own ass is less gay than having a dildo put in your ass.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Although, if it was against your will, that's the least gay. Like, if someone is gay at all, this is a good, sure. Like, if you try to fight it off, then eventually. Yeah, you just have a knife to your throat and you're just like, fuck this girl. Depends on what your face looks like. That, you're the right. Because if you're just like, fine, that's less gay than being like, don't mind if I do. You're not going to fight this at all?
Starting point is 00:56:18 It's what it is. It's what it is. Yeah, yeah. If you have an is what it is attitude, like, okay, she wants this and I'm a, you know, I'm a dork and I'm a simp. And I can't say no to a. I can not say no to you. Yeah. So that you're right, it can go either way.
Starting point is 00:56:34 But in the most scenarios where you're enthusiastically consenting to this situation and both, pretty gay are having it put in your ass. And you know, this chick is busted. Because, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, context. I was a pansexual and I felt like I might be not.
Starting point is 00:56:52 binary for years, but because I was female bodied female body bodyed. That guy's female bodied man. The fucking the Canadian yeah the Canadian men engaged guy. Yeah that guy steal female bodied. I loved
Starting point is 00:57:08 wearing stilettos and fishnet stockings donning wigs playing with makeup. I just called myself queer and left it at that but inside I always felt like a boy girl. Boy girl okay I equated masculinity with predate So they didn't want to be masculine because she said I never wanted to be a predator
Starting point is 00:57:25 So I had my own masculinity I sported ties on occasion Ooh, you're out there Holy! We got a man on our hands Wow, really went through an Avrilavine phase, did you? Oh, I'm not masculine? What makes you masculine? Well, I hate men, but I wear a tie sometimes.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Explain this. Yeah, that must be a paradox where you go, I hate men. But I am one. But I hate them. But I am one. I have a tie. But I own a tie. A bow tie.
Starting point is 00:57:56 A bow tie. My wardrobe was vaguely androgynous. And my delos lay resting in my underwear jaw. She didn't have the guts to use them. The delos were just taunting us. If you're a real man, you'd take these deldos and pretend they're your dick. No. Oh, you gotta stick them in your vagina like a woman would?
Starting point is 00:58:16 Yeah, you got the tie on. You're halfway there. Pop us out. Come on. Let's have some fun. Let's have to find. They were just sitting there taunting her in her underwear and then how she got in touch with her masculinity
Starting point is 00:58:29 by virtually pegging a guy. Etienne, I hope it's the guy's real name and the guy's like, that was in confidence. He's a France boy. Most French thing you've ever heard, eh? Just pegging over Zoom. Getting yourself. Getting pegged over Zoom.
Starting point is 00:58:43 You ever heard anything more French than that? Guy is probably wearing the French flag. He's like, do you have a dildo? He's like, no, but they have this baguette. She can jam a baguette Is the next best thing? He's a French baguette He wanted me to dominate him
Starting point is 00:59:02 And wear my dildo I had two And with a harness I've never shared my whole self With a partner Blah blah blah Until Etienne requested I wear my dildo In that moment
Starting point is 00:59:11 I shed my years of shame So it was a big moment for her When he goes Put that dildo on And she goes But I can't But I must But I must
Starting point is 00:59:20 I must I'm a mess now. Life as a man. Yeah, it just turns into it. I got my work boots on and my tie on. Yeah. Getting virtually pegs tough.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Ooh, being a man. Ooh. Life is a man. This is what men do. They go on Zoom calls and watch Frenchmen stick billdos up their ass, right? This is a real manly activity. What's more manly than this? I'm testosterone, Phil.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Yeah, like, wouldn't, if you're really manly, you'd be watching some chick go to town with the dildo while you're wearing the strap on? Yeah, I'm picturing sort of a Stephen Cullen. Isn't that more manly? Unless she's like the height. No, that's what she does. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Wait, no. But she's with a guy. I'm saying, wouldn't she be doing it with a woman? I guess for her, the height of manliness is two dudes having sex. Just fucking dude shit. Two fucking peed up, bros. Phyllis, fellas, fellas. Go on to town on each other.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Yeah, there's nothing more dudely than that. the height of manliness, of course. Do you think she's naked with just the tie and the dildo? Yeah. Yeah. Just a earpiece. Like, all Jamaican men earpiece and a big belt buckle, alligator, uh, print shoes.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Tim's. She's got the Tims on for sure. Tim's on a tie, Bluetooth earpiece and then a strap on. Yeah. It's about right. Let's do this. They call me the tool man. The tool man.
Starting point is 01:00:50 I am the tool man now. Etienne's command of the French language definitely gave him the advantage Nothing manlier than a French language But I kept up as best as I could Improvising with a quick Google search When necessary So she was talking to him in French
Starting point is 01:01:08 And she's pretending to peg the guy on Zoom I guess you're just You're just standing there on Zoom He can't even see And then she speaks on French And then she's got Google Translating He had a multi-cam set up Because if he only has the one cam
Starting point is 01:01:19 Then he can't even see Yeah how does he see it I guess his ass is just face in the camera. Yeah, his ass is facing the camera and he's maybe like looking behind him. And she's kind of like fake thrusting. Like you're literally seeing his head
Starting point is 01:01:32 like poke between his legs. Becaboo. Becaboo. She's like, this is what I'm watching right now is so manly. Seeing his head, his eyes, just like his, just the tip of his nose and his eyes poke out as he's
Starting point is 01:01:46 fucking reaming himself out from behind. Dude stuff Dude shit Dude shit It's being a night Hey Cheers to being a dude Huh
Starting point is 01:01:59 Yeah It's just Just nothing Crack a couple Natty lights And there's nothing more dude Than you have your drill in your one hand Your fake dick
Starting point is 01:02:11 He's like wait What are you doing with that drill though Your fake dick Fake dick on your vagina Yeah As a Frenchman On the other side of a Zoom call peeks through his legs at you.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Yeah. Speaks to you in French and then you Google translate the French. Sure. It's the height of romance. Write a passage for a man, I believe. Maybe a French man. Yeah, that's right. Possible for a French man.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Hey, beg it to me? On our second date, Etienne revealed he wanted me to penetrate him with the dilly. I was ecstatic, though I had broached the topic before none of my cis male lovers wanted to try it. Oh. Well, he found a real man. found a real French man. Etienne wanted a video of me wearing the dilly.
Starting point is 01:02:53 I asked him to show me where he wanted to put it. Never answered a question so quickly, eh? Yeah, a fucking arrow drew on the small of his back. Here comes the airplane. I feel so empty. I need to be... I find it hard to believe this dude can't find a French woman who will just do this for Yeah, this seems like French women shit.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Like you can't find someone local who'll just kind of pet you? Just go down to the local protest, one of the girls that already has her tits out. Yeah, she already has... Hand her in the dilly. She'll know what to do. For sure. They'll happily do this. She'll take the call.
Starting point is 01:03:30 That'll be her call to action in her hero's journey. You're like, hey, I heard you hate the patriarchy. I have a great way to defeat the patriarchy. Stuff this dildo in my ass. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone wins. I don't know why he's got to go on the internet.
Starting point is 01:03:42 I guess it's during COVID. Listen, we all got a little... Yeah. We all got a little squirrely during COVID. I'm not going to judge. We did some weird shit during COVID. Let's just memory hole everything that happened during COVID. The ecstasy I felt anyway, enough of this bullshit.
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Starting point is 01:08:36 creators who are not exempt I was actually looking at this myself I was just like, you know, as a creator, like if you have, when sometimes people leave a tip on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, super chats and stuff. I was like, does that count? It does, yeah. Well, I read most likely no. Well, they were saying because this was apparently, this was like the Nelk boys and Aiden Ross and stuff because, you know, they're tight with Trump.
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Starting point is 01:09:10 this that it's unlikely, but who knows? Yeah, we'll see. The way it's structured is apparently not for that. It might be a loophole, but they're looking to close it. Who knows? Yeah. But this obviously article says they're thinking about it. Yeah. That being said, pretty sick to be an IRS.
Starting point is 01:09:26 What the fuck? The new fucking common phrase at IRS headquarters is working hard or hardly working out? See if these tips are valid or not? Are you leaving tips right now? You go, is that? Yeah. You got to get your hands dirty.
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Starting point is 01:10:01 Yeah. And CRTC removes Canadian content requirements for sexually explicit content. And I didn't even know. I didn't know this. Yeah. I didn't know this existed. It's a shame. You're never going to get to see any porn anymore
Starting point is 01:10:12 Which is like, oh, fucking muck my barn, bud You don't get to see any of that anymore It's gone. It's just gonna be Americans now No more mucking barn You want to smash pissers there, bud? Smashing pissers with Darlene Oh yeah, it's too bad Just the ice fishing
Starting point is 01:10:32 The guy, someone order a pizza To this ice fishing hut That's the thing, I've never seen a porn He goes, this is a very Canadian They sound very Canadian I've never... Take that beaver. Oh, fucking take it.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Well, the Porn Hub is in Canada. Yeah, I know. It's a Canadian company, but it's just the actual content. I've never been like, oh, this seems... But it's so funny that they had that where they're just saying, you know, oh, you need to put a bunch of a certain amount of Canadian porn. You go, you're kind of incentivizing people to be like porn stars by... Yeah, it's just ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:11:01 This is the kind of nonsense that they're getting up to over there is making sure that there's enough of your daughters doing porn. And now they, I guess now is not. Now they freed them from it. Now they just have to compete like everybody else. Right. Yeah. So the wacky stuff that's going on.
Starting point is 01:11:18 And this is my point when they have all this wacky stuff that's going on and they go, Jim influencers is the problem. You go, bud, screw right off, eh? Fuck yeah, bud. No, this is what happens we have a million bureaucrats when the government is the number one employer. Then go do lots of shit. I was kind of listening to that thing about the, the,
Starting point is 01:11:41 The guy, well, you know, the guy, it was one of the guys who wrote a book on MKLTRA, but they've, you know, there's 4,000 people talking about MKLTRA, obviously, in our world as well. But I didn't, it's interesting how the stripper shit, where they basically had people going to, like, meet prostitutes and stuff like that. And then they had the glass wall where people would watch. And these guys just had like free reign, where the government was, you know, not watching them. And essentially, they're just like, well, we can't tell you what's happening, so you can have plausible diomability and all this sort of stuff. and imagine, dude, imagine you went to get like a prosti and they put acid in your drink and then you're just tripping balls
Starting point is 01:12:19 and there's a two-way mirror watching. Dude, the things that, and then you come home from that and your life's ruined like your brains all fucked up because they OD'd you, which I know a guy who did acid, so to you that did too much acid and that guy's not home anymore. Yeah, I gave it to him.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Wow, I forgot about that. I was the one that started that. Oh, no, I was talking about the other one. Oh, okay. Remember you? Do you have two? Well, I'm the one we know. Our friend.
Starting point is 01:12:44 Didn't you have another one that did too many? Oh, no. So I had a buddy who, he's not a comic, who he was in India. And he had two vials of liquid acid. One of them was concentrate, and the other one was, like, diluted, I guess. So, like, one drop in one of them was 100 hits acid. And the other dropper was one hit of acid. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:09 He didn't label them for. some reason. And then he went to do acid with this girl. He's like, I'm not sure which one's which. He was in India at the time. He's, but he's like a white guy, but he's from India. But he took the wrong one. And so he took 200 hits of acid at once. And I hadn't seen him for like five years. And the next time I saw him, I was like, something off about this guy. And someone told you that for a mutual friend was like, yeah, this happened. And then he told me out. He's like, dude, I was like literally in the hospital, they like strapped into a gurney because he was like freaking out.
Starting point is 01:13:40 It took him like four days to get over it. I mean, it took him probably until now he's still not completely over it. Yeah, yeah, he was a bit of an odd, not oddball, but it was just like it was a... Guy in here high school, he broke into the high school and started stacking all the chairs in a row and the police came in and put him in the looney bin. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. There's lots of those stories, though, where people did too much and you go, that guy's gone. I have a couple friends that, yeah, drug-wise, were just...
Starting point is 01:14:05 The guy that I grew up with is not in there anymore. Yeah. His brain is fundamentally changed. That is a different person. I know somebody who I think is actually from weed, who a guy I went to summer camp with who basically is like... And again, it's hard to say, would have this happened otherwise?
Starting point is 01:14:20 Was he schizophrenic in the weed? Got to it. Yeah, exactly. Like what chicken and egg thing or whatever? But yeah, he was like, I remember seeing him because he did comedy for a little bit in Toronto. I remember he showed up to the corner and he was being all fucking weird and like, he didn't even recognize me.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Like, we knew each other pretty well. and he didn't even know who I was. He was the guy who I said on this podcast. We're on Facebook. I went to check on his Facebook. He was just jacking off on Facebook. He posted a video of himself jacking off on Facebook. That's why you don't smoke weed kids.
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Starting point is 01:15:05 Yeah. I mean, your brain has a very, sensitive chemistry that we kind of Some people's do, some people's don't. Some people's don't, but you take it for granted and you don't Again, you just you don't know until you do it Kind of thing, right? Well, yeah, like I said, it's multiple people in my life, but
Starting point is 01:15:20 You know, the government doing it to you Is something else and just Just these guys running this clown show Is nuts. Yeah, I mean, it was a different time back then. I wouldn't get into con artists too, reading about all the different con artists. Are you good ones? The guys who sold the bridges were the best.
Starting point is 01:15:37 Oh, the Brooklyn Bridge. Not the Brooklyn one's great. The London Bridge was better because he did it twice. But it's actually, it's like people joke about it, but it's actually a really good scam. It's essentially as you collect tolls, as you buy like a piece of the...
Starting point is 01:15:51 No, no, no. I think that was the Brooklyn Bridge. Basically all these new immigrants were like you can charge tolls. Like you invest in the bridge and then you'll get a share of all the toll revenue. Yeah, yeah. Such a busy bridge.
Starting point is 01:16:04 That was more complicated. This guy was more meat and potatoes. He said, He tricked everyone into thinking he's a government official, brought everyone to this room. What was this guy's name? Victor Lustig, something like that. He brought everyone to,
Starting point is 01:16:16 he basically went to five or six big, wealthy people, brought them in in a secret meeting that he was a government, sent them this thing on government overhead, and said, like, listen, the London Bridge is too expensive. We can't,
Starting point is 01:16:33 it doesn't really fit with the rest of the government. We can't really afford it. It's kind of, it's not making sense for us have, blah, blah, blah. We have this whole big reason. We need to raise money. So we're looking to sell it to someone.
Starting point is 01:16:43 This can't go public. So I'm just privatizing the bridge like they do with like the 407. Like it's just privatizing the bridge. We're going to take, we're going to take what would be when you make an offer. Like a bid? A bid, yeah. So we're taking bids from everyone. And then he goes, while we're doing this whole bidding process, I was, you know,
Starting point is 01:17:03 doing psychological profiles on who's the biggest mark, right? So you go to the guy who's the biggest mark. biggest mark, sell them the bridge, and then basically disappear. And because the guy's so embarrassed, he just takes the million dollar hit. And these guys have money. So he just takes the hit. So no one ever hears about it, and then you can do it again. Ah, that's kind of interesting.
Starting point is 01:17:25 Yeah. It's like the perfect scam. I mean, I definitely have less sympathy for some rich guy getting scams versus some poor immigrant. The people who steal money from poor people or old people is the lowest of the low human beings in the world. Yeah, by far. But yeah, you go scam some. Like an old lady that has spent her whole life, you know, putting together this pension or whatever it is. And she has, you know, $300,000 to her name and you clear it out. That happened to my grandma, by the way.
Starting point is 01:17:54 Oh, really? Sort of, not by a family member. But there was a coffee Zilla video this week, actually, about that, where this woman's mom was a quadriplegic, got in some accident. She was quadriplegic, and then she fell in love with like did some romance scam or whatever and gave all her money away thinking she was talking to this The romance scams Yeah, I know she's coming on.
Starting point is 01:18:16 So she thought she was talking to this guy Who was, he's like a, he's a Canadian actor He's like big in Hallmark movies. Yeah. So she had basically thought she fell in love. That's one of the oldest tricks in the book now. Yeah, and it was just ended up being this Nigerian guy. But they like tricked him.
Starting point is 01:18:30 It was him in his coffee zilla And then he got that guy Kit Boga to help him Because that's the guy who like gets all the scammers on his YouTube channel. And they, like, teamed up, and they, like, actually somehow found this dude. And then did what? They, like, reported him the place.
Starting point is 01:18:41 But they did, like, a pedophile hunting thing where they just, like, pour jelly on them? No, no, it was actually, like, really... Make him do an obstacle course. Impress him. And you learned a lesson. They essentially, because the woman was sending crypto, this quadriplegic woman was sending crypto
Starting point is 01:18:53 from her, like, hospital bed to this guy. God damn. And then they trick the guy into essentially being like, yeah, there's this crypto, because the woman died, but the guy didn't know she was dead. Her daughter went through her emails and stuff. and found out what was going on.
Starting point is 01:19:07 So then they started emailing as if this woman was still alive. And there's like, I sent you crypto. And then the crypto was like some offshore exchange. And so then they pretended to be the exchange. And we're like, when you do K-YC, so then the guy just exposed himself. He like turned on his camera. So they got a picture of his face.
Starting point is 01:19:23 And then they're like to release the crypto. We need a photo of your ID. And he just thought it was just like normal crypto stuff. And so he just like shared all this information. And they bust them. And then they go to the cops of that. They go to the Nigerian cops. I don't know what happens.
Starting point is 01:19:34 Huge. Yeah, it's pretty... Congratulations to those guys. Pretty sick, yeah. Odd that your grandma is so into crypto. Yeah, well, it's... It is odd. That is crazy.
Starting point is 01:19:44 Imagine you getting your grandma calling you being like, you know, Danny, this shit coin we can't lose. Dude, it's a, like a literal... Trump coin with some grandmas. Well, romance scams are specifically like this billion-dollar industry, and it's all these old women who think they're in love with, like, some big celebrity. Fuck. Like, you know, it's literally like, yeah, I'm...
Starting point is 01:20:05 Brad Pitt can't say anything, but him and are in love secretly on the internet. Don't tell anybody. You're like, you're, like, you're... I know. And you're like, money. Oh, that nurse doesn't want to change my bed pin? Okay, well, Leonardo DiCaprio wants to caress me. Yeah, and with AI now, they can send videos of, you know, these people talking and stuff.
Starting point is 01:20:23 You're screwed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, people are far. I know a person through a person, so I don't know this person, but they're confirmed. They got... They have twice. Romance came twice? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:35 fool you twice. The craziest part about this whole thing is I don't get how they figure, I get how they get tricked, I don't get how they figure out crypto. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. The bottleneck in this whole thing,
Starting point is 01:20:47 how did they figure out crypto? How did your mom buy, you know, a bunch of Bitcoin and figure out a wallet and send it off and all this stuff? I go, that's the one that... On an exchange that wasn't Coinbase, by the way. Yeah, that's the one I never... This wasn't a Robin Hood exchange.
Starting point is 01:20:59 This is Gemini or some random thing. I go, that's the one I never get, how these people figure it out crypto. How you got a 90-year-old woman doing leverage crypto options? How'd you figure that out? Like, if I could not a million years explain to one of my grandparents how to use Bitcoin. Okay. What it is even.
Starting point is 01:21:15 Someone in our Patreon, patreon.com slash the boy for it. Slash the boys cast, check it out. Just sent us this movie. It's called Heated Rivalry. I sent it. Did I not send that to you? No, someone else sent it. Oh, I thought I said it to you.
Starting point is 01:21:29 It's a TV show on Crave. It's a TV show on Crave. Well, I think it was, yeah, you're right. HBO Max in the U.S. In the States, but Crave, it's a crave production. This is, this is the kind of shit. They are up to in Canada. The government's paying for us.
Starting point is 01:21:44 This is what your tax dollars in Canada are at work. Heated rival. It's just a hockey TV show, right? Just who doesn't like a fucking little puck? Oh. Up your ass. Explain the show, Ryan. Oh, you know what, be good for Christmas.
Starting point is 01:22:02 We all like puck here? Yeah, well, Christmas, World Junior's doesn't start the boxing day. So Christmas Day we get a little early on the hockey action. Heated rivalry is a popular 2025 television series. Popular hasn't come out yet. Shut up. Shut up. But two rival professional hockey players, Shane Hollander and Aylia Razzinoff,
Starting point is 01:22:26 who have a secret romantic relationship. The series is based on a novel by Rachel Reed and premiered on Crave it follows the pair's years-long entanglement that evolves from a secret fling and a complex love story while they maintain a public rivalry on the ice so Sidney Crosby and he's just sucking off
Starting point is 01:22:47 Owveskin basically yeah yeah yeah this is like the Canada you don't like the Canada Cup or whatever series and what was the one with the Russians Trecciac and Paul Henderson sucking each other off for years yeah for years
Starting point is 01:23:01 But they could never tell His soul their Decadent Secret Just want to say that he Played a good game out there It looked really hot And I like the way that his ass was moving
Starting point is 01:23:15 When he made that final goal You know Hip check made me feel something down there You know We tried our best there We played a really good game It moved a little bit And yeah
Starting point is 01:23:28 It's tight in the corners Tider than his ass I mean it's everyone just you know getting hit from behind yeah see the show I want is those two guys gay and then everyone finding out and they're just like oh my god fucking gross hey by the announcer
Starting point is 01:23:44 or the Canadian announcer fucking gross something else that's yeah that's tax dollars hard at work that's I mean that's what no pun that's what Canadians want of course I mean if you did market research right now on what type of TV shows, your average fucking... You know what they did, Danny? Dude up in Sudbury wants to see?
Starting point is 01:24:04 I think this was their compromise. Listen, you guys like gay stuff. You guys like hockey. I mean, the pitch was literally... You ever heard a letter, Kenny? Gay. You know, everybody loves Letter Kenny, right? Imagine they're all bumming each other.
Starting point is 01:24:20 That's fucking amazing. How do you think of this? They're bumming. But, you know what I mean? It's the one white guy at see. They're just like, and you always wanted to, fine, you happy,
Starting point is 01:24:34 we're gonna throw in, and we're throwing in hockey for Todd. You know, you get, you're happy, you finally get what you want. You've been saying, we should do a hockey show.
Starting point is 01:24:43 The best is, you know, there's some fucking boomers who are, no, you're like, new hockey show, fuck right, see,
Starting point is 01:24:50 fucking finally getting some some mileage out of this one for the white man, eh? All they do is put on gay shit all the time. Finally, a hockey show
Starting point is 01:24:58 for the fucking white man. grab me a 50 let's fire this up turn it on and go what the hell what god and there's like I read an interview with the dude is Jacob Tierney who uh he's what show did he do he's like pretty big time
Starting point is 01:25:13 he's Canadian but I guess he's gay now which is how this came he uh I think oh no he I think he did a letter Kenny actually he's behind letter Kenny but apparently there's like sex scenes that are like seven minutes long in his hockey show because he was
Starting point is 01:25:29 Do they blow the whistle? Get the ref in on it. Two minutes for I dicking. Like, the idea that there's not enough gay content in Canada. Hockey gay show. Like, who wants this? Fuck right off. 90-year-old Don Cherry.
Starting point is 01:25:47 You go, Don, we want live React. Just put you on Twitch. Don Cherry, watching this fucking show. You know, while we're... I put them in order to the grave, to be honest. While we're on the topic, I'm just going to give a recommendation of the worst movie I've ever seen, which is the Colin Farrell Gambling movie called Ball. of a small player.
Starting point is 01:26:03 Okay. And I guess he got some weird financing to make a movie about him gambling in Hong Kong. I've, it was so bad. Yeah. He just, he goes into a casino.
Starting point is 01:26:15 Honestly, I can't even, just watch this movie. It is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Colin Farrell, he must need money or something. Well, I mean,
Starting point is 01:26:27 I hear this, this guy owes a lot of money to a casino. This is, this is kind of, has Bruno Mars written. all over it where you go you got pretty in debt and they go how do we can repay you he must yeah also there was a book uh Alex Byron's I mean this but it was a there's an Italian book and it's called your wife isn't always right marriage advice for men often comes wrapped in cliches compromises
Starting point is 01:26:49 and plate lies this book throws all that out the window so it's just a book and the title is your wife isn't always right and it said number one Italian Amazon bestseller it's like a chick with a black eye on the front cover. Isn't that funny? It's like not a hit book, but it's just number one Italian bestseller. How funny is that? It's like,
Starting point is 01:27:11 the Italian community liked. Your wife isn't always right? Yeah, they did. Yeah, can we get this translated into every language on earth, possibly? So there's a big push to say that Tupac was gay, right? Which, two pack, I've seen some of the footage and there was a little,
Starting point is 01:27:28 but the reason it's interesting to me, is this was the meeting of the minds of university city libs and the rap community and they both think everyone's gay yeah yeah they're wearing the dress for all the wrong right so if you think about like if the rap community made if the lib community made a movie
Starting point is 01:27:49 it might be that all these rappers are gay and a lot of people that are into any conspiracies they would make a movie that all the rappers are gay right and this is well this is like east coast libs and then West Coast Rapids were like Tupac's gay But this is from the The city live perspective
Starting point is 01:28:07 The Tupac was gay And they said For one thing is outlandish personality His look, his black nail varnish And he once wore a cheerleader outfit So they found people that were In the dress Well they found people that were kind of talking shit
Starting point is 01:28:22 About how he was in college But if you watch some of those old videos He was like a drama kid Yeah he's a drama kid He was a drama kid that turned into a A lot of these drama kids turned into, I'm like a hard, hard, hard rapper. Yeah. I mean, he's just a drama kid.
Starting point is 01:28:35 I don't know. But now a new book, Only God Can Judge Me, has revealed a remarkable hidden side of the gangster rap pioneer. His classmate, Seth Bloom, recounted how to a party. They were drinking tequila shots, and they were dared to kiss each other. And we kind of vamped it up. Our lips touched. I know I wasn't the only one, two-pack kissed. When we were alone, I always felt a thing.
Starting point is 01:28:54 You know, that sexual tension when you hold a glare for a second too long. When you touch someone, then it isn't normal. On graduating, he bought a house in Atlanta. Questionable. But drawn back on his native city of New York, breaking hearts wherever he went. His womanizing was legendary. So they have nothing.
Starting point is 01:29:09 Yeah, they have nothing. Legendary womanized wore a dress once. But it is this weird thing where kind of they're just like, you know, he once played truth or dare, and they dared him to kiss a guy. He was kind of doing it as a joke. Also, if you watch a video, he was into drama. It's kind of, if you think about it,
Starting point is 01:29:26 you might be the same thing where you're like, nah that's pretty gay that's they're doing it but positively like pretty gay yeah yeah yeah well this is the thing once you once you die people are everybody if you're famous enough and you die everybody's coming out of the woodworks to make the case that you were gay I know essentially can't even just let you die I have to just be like yeah you know he was probably gay yeah and they're doing it positively and then some people are doing it negatively the conspiracy theory world and then also the, you know, the lib world.
Starting point is 01:29:59 Well, everybody wants to claim it for the wrong reason or for their reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. There was a website called Learn Conversations, and someone sent this to us called Shatter the Male Ego. And they basically are giving women tutorials on how to shatter the male ego. Essentially how to neg guys.
Starting point is 01:30:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not even nagging. I don't really get this, to be honest, because it sounds like the type of thing where you're on like a date with a guy like just like you know you're on a first date and then this guy's like an asshole and you go what you're just gonna make this whole thing awkward
Starting point is 01:30:34 and then never see him again just get your free dinner and just fucking move on with your life well it's terrible advice and the lines are terrible too the lines are terrible the whole idea of it makes no sense yeah they're teaching women how to take men's ego down a peg yeah you're like oh if a guy has a big ego and you're on a date with him
Starting point is 01:30:50 and you're like okay well I don't like a guy like this so let's just get my free dinner and I'll like that'll be that. I'll read the title of this thing. So it says 100 things to say that you can shadow a male ego and regain your power. But you are right. That's your, if you're on a date with a guy, why is your goal to shatter his ego? Yeah, you're like, why'd you, you know, if you get to that date, you're like, oh, this guy's an asshole. This article explores 100 things to shatter the male ego. To empower you with words, challenge toxic masculinity, bravado, inflated self-worth, whether you're dealing with a condescending boss, a gastroats, a
Starting point is 01:31:23 Gaslighting X or an entitled stranger. These insights will help you reclaim control through confidence. Tell me if any of these think you'd help. So you tell someone, you're surprisingly articulate. So what it really says is I didn't expect intelligence from you. You remind me of someone less accomplished. That's a bold choice. I wouldn't dare do that.
Starting point is 01:31:45 I love how you're so confident in any setting. So you're basically telling the guy he's overconfident. It's cute how serious you take yourself. And if the guy says, I bench 30 pounds, you say, impressive, now lift your emotional baggage. Yeah, imagine you're talking about the gym. He goes, yeah, I bench 300 pounds. She goes, impressive. Now you should lift your emotional baggage.
Starting point is 01:32:05 He's like, what? Boom. Got him. Shattered. Check, please. I drive a luxury car. Must be compensating for something. I guess if you're joking.
Starting point is 01:32:15 Yeah, you're like, this is like, if you want to make a date from hell. Like, literally, if you want some guy to leave go, that was the worst date I've ever been on in my fucking life. She had everything I said. She had some like crazy response for. Then you go, sure, I guess. I've met girls like this too. And there's a very easy way to deal with it back. You go, all you do is call it out. You go, everything you're going to have a, you know, quip for. Yeah. I mean, to be, I guess we're splitting the bill. Lobster, please. I guess you look at, look at this sarcastic one. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 01:32:48 Look at this quirky little sarcasm factory here. Yeah, yeah. And then, but then it was what a nightmare. You're just like on a fight date, a fight first date where you're just arguing with each other. The man of, the women of many stock lines. Yeah. I would literally fucking. Have you called out things here. If I was on that date, I would like Instacart myself and make America great again hat. I go, can you get this before the end of this meal, please?
Starting point is 01:33:08 She's back. I go, I just got to use the bathroom. Come back. Just mag a hat on. Our girl's back with the fake line. Yeah, like, I don't, I don't know what this would, what the point of this is. Like, I get it. You're like, okay, I'm a woman who hates men.
Starting point is 01:33:22 You're like, so fucking go on a date with a woman. Yeah, be a les. What are you doing? Or just like vet them a little better. I know. In the online, like when you're talking to them online, but the idea that this is, and if you're in a relationship and this is what it's like,
Starting point is 01:33:35 that's a different set of hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, what are we even doing? I guess you hate me. Yeah. Okay, one last mystery review. On or glasses off. And I make some faces and they say glasses off and I'll say,
Starting point is 01:33:49 oh, that's good to know. And I'll put them back on. funny. It gets a laugh. So it's an opener that I can use, but I can only use it if I bring the prop. Got to have a prop. That's mystery 101.
Starting point is 01:34:04 Fucking carrot top trunk full of props. And that's usual. You have to always picture a hundred guys at a bar holding their glasses on or off. I'll leave them off then. Did you see Iran?
Starting point is 01:34:19 It's so crazy. Did you see Iran try to do a had the robot display and then you had humans pretending to be robots. Oh yeah. They're a bit behind on the tech race. Yeah. They're doing their best. But they had a bunch of guys
Starting point is 01:34:33 and they're like doing the robot. They're trying. Come on. God damn. Okay. Patreon.com slash the boys cast. New episode every week. We'll see you guys later.

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