The Boyscast with Ryan Long - A GODLY NEWSCYCLE

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

In today's Boyscast we go over Neil Young, M&M's new mascots, Fight Club's new ending in china and cops getting fired over OnlyFans accounts. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Support the sponsors at: fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Your Membership athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs expressvpn.com/boyscast - 3 Months Free LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can hide my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever I'm Phil Joe Rogan and the damage done And I hate Joe Rogue And I hate Rogan And I hate Rogan Old man, take a look at my life I don't like John Rogan I got a good one here.

Leave me Rogan-less, Rogan-less, Rogan-less, Rogan-less I do love Neil Young, by the way. I want a hero who is double boosted fuck Jock Wilkins keep on rocking if you're boosted does this instantly get us a COVID notification on YouTube?

you said the word boosted and just like their AI. Keep on rocking if you're boosted. Danny Booster, Chuck. Keep on rocking if you're boosted. Oh man, take a look at my life. I won't take your supplements. I don't like Ivermectin so neil young's had enough dude had enough of the rogans you know what the funny thing is he doesn't own his fucking music that's the best part he goes take my shit out no no you don't own it anymore there's like literally his fucking shit

is owned by like a venture it's like black rock or something owns all his masters and he sold it all yeah he sold all for like 400 million dollars and they're like yo take my shit off and they're like uh yeah no yeah i like the idea of us doing the same thing it's like listen spotify you can have the boys cast or call her daddy but both. Just going hard the other way. You go, listen, Spotify. How good would it be if Rogan did it the other way where he goes, you know what? I'm also thinking about it.

And you can have Joe Rogan's podcast on Spotify or Eve Six. Just pick some random band and give them an ultimatum. Evanescence. Make the decision. Yeah, yeah. You get Joe Rogan and you get Evanescence. You don't get both. Or you get lit. And I remember

when I was on Spotify. Sorry, buddy. It's either them or us. Yeah, Rogan just says it's ever clear. You get ever clear or you get fucking Diaz. You don't get both. You get Joey Diaz or you get ever clear don't get both

dude there's a can't have your cake and eat it too it was very much uh he is very grumpy man grumpy old man vibes neil young fuck yeah i told you i saw him in toronto you said you weren't happy with the concert it was nine hours no no no no no the first half of the concert he played a first off he's like 70 something he plays like a three and a half hour set seems long for a 70 year old yeah i was like a very impressive okay first first set it was two sets first set literally every song i could have possibly wanted to hear i was like some of the hits so i could parry to them right like everything he just you know helpless fucking everything he played every single like you know keep on rocking the free world everything he played like his best of first.

And you're like, this is incredible. And then the second one was he had this, he played with this promise of the real, which is like Willie Nelson's kid. They have their own band or whatever. And they were like his band. And then it was, he has this Monsanto album. That's against the Monsanto. I was thinking it was global warming. It was the Monsanto.

And so he was literally like plays his fucking thing. And then second set, he comes out and he goes yeah we're gonna play off the new album which everybody wants to hear neil young's new shit in fucking 2016 they're like new stuff it's weird because you should he should have mixed them in just like to keep everybody that's the oldest trick in the book you sort of yeah for sure okay i gave you one of the big hits now here's you know yeah nine reasons why monsanto is bad exactly and he just played the whole monsanto album remember it's like nobody knows one song and it's not even folky it's like they're they're weird pop it's like

mon santo yeah and it was like everyone's like okay i don't know they just were like we guess this is the chill part of the and it was like the you know it's 10 o'clock at night and he's playing then he starts getting he bought all at night, and he's playing. Then he starts getting... He bought all these cherries, and he's throwing cherries at people. What are the cherries about? He goes, I got some organic Ontario cherries.

That's his fago. Yeah, it is. And he goes, Monsanto didn't fuck these up, and he's throwing them out. Oh, so that's what his thing is. He's giving people cherries to say... Organic Ontario cherries.

You're not going to... This is one thing that Monsanto hasn't done. He goes, because he's like, if this was a Monsanto cherry, I'd throw it in. It would i'd throw it in you'd all be dead yeah it would just crush you because it'd be so big the weight of it would just destroy you so he doesn't like monsanto he doesn't like global warming he doesn't like joe rogan no not a big misinformation's a big uh apparently his thing was i saw something where he's uh because he had polio and he he almost died of polio

playing polio playing polio with the fucking horse. Yeah. Ralph Lauren. It was a rough game. And I guess that's his big deal because there was no vaccine for him at the time. It hadn't been invented yet. Oh, so that's his whole thing. He's, I did, almost died of polio from the vaccine.

So he's like a big vaccine guy. No, from not getting the vaccine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For not having one. So he's like real, real big into that. Why didn't he talk shit about meatloaf? I wonder. Well, I don't know if you saw this other meatloaf one that was actually just write it down but no i just with the the internet just having a it was honestly god a pretty fun day for the

internet in general yeah probably one of my probably one of my favorite weeks for the internet yeah but basically there's this um there's this place called weber's grill small yeah weber's like a ontario institution on the side of the road. I remember the first time I ever went... You were near the Weber's Grill. No, I remember the first time ever. It's like you go up to Cottage Country and there's like a lineup of, you know,

a two-hour lineup and they have the walkway. It was so much, so popular that they built a fucking walkway over the highway so that if you're going the other way... Real Corth and Eriva. Yeah, so you could get to it or whatever, right? and then i remember the first time i ever went there i was like this is it you weren't happy with it so foodie daniel paul you didn't like the big wait to get into line for a fucking trailer it's just like whatever it's a regular normal burger yeah i

probably would have liked it but anyways i liked it i'm not saying i'm saying it's like in and out danny you go in and out you go this is whatever you go to In-N-Out, you go, this is whatever. You go to, Danny goes to, he goes to restaurants with a pen and a paper. No. He puts a blindfold on

because he wants to just be able to get the taste just right. They go, oh shit, Danny Paul's just here. He's cleansing his palate before everything like he's a wine taster.

I am a fucking wine taster. Swishing the burger around in your mouth, doing the whole thing. Well, anyways, Weber's that you didn't like. It's overrated because of the weight. The burger's fine.

Now you have two reasons to get mad at them because basically when Meatloaf died, they had just that week released an article saying that they released their that day, like literally an hour after Meatloaf died, they released their recipe for barbecued meatloaf it was a controversy in the region poor taste are you hearing this from like your fucking no someone in the patreon sent it to me the outdoor grill maker apologized friday for sending a recipe recipe of the week email so they have a big mailing list and they send a recipe of the week for uh how to prepare barbecued meatloaf the day that he just got fried up how many when meatloaf died i would say i saw that i will do anything for love

except for getting the one thing that he wouldn't do was getting vaxxed yeah i would say that i saw that joke 12 trillion oh yeah yeah yeah that was what we like to call low-hanging fruit in the biz. And then what we like to call beside me is medium-sitting tutor, because he's always farting. Tutor. He's a little gassy boy. A little gasping. So the Neil Young thing, though, it was, you know what the interesting thing that I saw was,

because there's a bunch of parts of it, though. The first part is that yes obviously it's like that's how they sort of get in the news or whatever right yeah they sort of get back because i read uh basically what happened was you're right that a he didn't own his music but more importantly uh while mr young's uh warner music group owned his all of his music he also launched his own streaming service in 2018 called the neil young archives so in 2018 he released a new streaming service and they only have one person on it neil young which is pretty funny right yeah we go hey we're gonna be the new netflix but it's only gonna have ryan long catches on it it's a little true socially right so basically they he had this whole thing in 2018,

which I felt like I was getting to the bottom of what was going on here. You pay $9.99 a month, or you can do $99 a year to access all of his albums. So it's just the Neil Young thing, right? You can just buy them all for $100. Or subscribe to his service for less money. Well, assuming that he does the Taylor Swift thing

where he's like, I'm not on streamers. If you want to listen to that. Well, that's what he wants. He goes, if you want to listen to Neil. That was the original plan. He was saying Neil's music's only going to be behind this one specific paywall. Yeah.

And then not as many people he thought were subscribing to the paywall service, right? It wasn't the Spotify competitor that he thought it was going to be, right? And then, so in 2015 2015 he said his content he didn't want to be devalued by the worst quality in history and he's going on and on and on right so he's had a beef with spotify for a while and then uh he said he was pulling his music from res from the streaming services right but then the artist returned to spotify in 2016 And he told Rolling Stone when they said,

you made this big deal. I guess it was 2015 that he left. I said it 2018. So 2015, he left. And then when he returned to Spotify, Rolling Stone asked him why he abandoned his service and went to Spotify or whatever. And then he said that it turns out

that's just where people get music. He goes, yeah, I didn't realize that. Yeah, yeah. Like, there's an old man being like, people want my stuff. And then he goes, and then everyone's listening to music. It's the one guy being like, you know, we're boycotting that bar. And then, you know what I mean? Of course.

It's the guy trying to get his friend group to boycott McDonald's by him not eating there. Well, it's like, I mean, he's hoping that he's kind of going to become old and be like johnny cash versus like everybody else where you come old and you're just old and you know right not quite getting it not you're not getting better like so this is his like coming back to work just to quit again yeah you know what i mean it's like the girlfriend that broke up with him and then you get it you have a restraining order you're not even allowed here man so he's trying to get the girl back just so he can break up with her again funny yeah and who did he even release this to like where did he make this announcement it doesn't have social media like he just like carrier pigeon yeah just he sent well i think

it might have been a press release on the neil young archives if you signed up to neil young archives you also get access to his press releases against misinformation you go is it possible especially because a lot of people like new neil young is probably like fucking country boys and stuff like that too right i love neil young i think he's amazing i know he i like neil young too and he said that he goes uh he just comes out and he was like yeah yeah and then you get all my music the weekly newsletter about monsanto they go how about we just get the music but yeah how about the music and everything just everything before like 95 if possibly is that yeah it's kind of where yeah you only get the

new shit but the the other thing is with uh it's the same thing so howard stern sort of did the same thing right where that he was coming out and whatever. But the interesting thing about Stern is I was looking at, if you Google Howard Stern's name, which I do that daily, you know, weekly, I'm always checking.

But if you Google his name and pick news, there's not a single news article about Joe Rogan, or sorry, that about Howard Stern that isn't related to someone that he's getting mad at them for vaccine stuff. Right. I mean, that's his,

his cause at this point. No, but it's, no, sure. I'll say that's his cause, but I'm going more one step further. Like it's only in relation to another famous guy that,

Oh, like he basically has, he makes his whole thing is just drama with. Yeah. Yeah. You think he watches what's going on in the YouTube drama community? And then he goes, this is, there's something to this. That's, that's exactly kind of was, do you want to hear a theory that I have that I think

that I'm going to try to say it quickly because I think people aren't going to like it. So, cause you know how people, we all, there is the drama community, right? Yeah. So I decided, or not decided when i one night when i couldn't sleep i was getting really into the idea of what what's the difference between you know like controversial opinions and controversial people and because we kind of use these words interchangeably right yeah and i was thinking that if you think of it like uh like a uh what do you call this graph like a a graph a quadrants right okay so for audio

listeners think of quadrants and on the the uh the horizontal quadrant that is opinions how controversial your opinions are and then on the vertical quadrant is how controversial you are right so then and if you think of the boxes the bottom left box is safe you know paul rudd fallon something like that right the the top left box is basically controversial people without controversial opinions that would be for example like britney spears's sister you know what i mean like someone like that and then you know people that kind of have safe opinions but they're always getting in fights michael rapaport i might put in that category you know what i mean yeah and then so he's got like all these controversies but nothing he actually says is very you know i mean

on you're allowed to say everything he thinks right then in the top so the bottom left bottom right is now dissonant voices so this is not that controversial of a person but pretty pete davidson would be a controversial person but not a controversial of a person, but pretty Pete Davidson would be a controversial person, but not a controversial opinions. Right? Yeah. Bottom right is I would call dissonant voices. So you're not that controversial of a person, but your opinions are pretty controversial. I put a lot of comedians in this kind of category. Right? Can you be not a controversial opinion or a person while regularly having controversial opinions? Well, that's Dissonant Voices. Okay. But wouldn't that just make you controversial? That's the whole separation between controversial opinions and controversial personalities. Because you don't view yourself as controversial.

No. So a lot of people like Howard Stern have become controversial people, and they used to be controversial people, and they used to say controversial things, right? Oh, got it. So now he's just a controversial person. so now he's just in the category of uh of drama so the top left category britney spears's sister those people i call that drama so we have drama safe dissonant voices and the top category which is controversial person and controversial opinions i call that category loose cannons so that's the alex joneses of the world the potentially trumps of the world and then a lot of people that I would put sort of in,

they would, they're, they're in the middle. So they're at sort of in, they're in the loose cannon category, but they're not that far into the corner. So they're closer to the middle. And that would be like bar stool, Dana white, where they're saying controversial things, but not that controversial, but they're pretty controversial. but not that controversial but they're pretty controversial kanye west like nothing he says is that that crazy yeah but he's very like controversial person so he's a bit of a loose cannon a bit of a dissonant voice and he's sort of on the line you know so anyways i have a question this is the theory oh okay that's a theory okay i have a question yeah okay what do? Is this going to be on the test? Can you imagine me waking my chick? No, I feel like, yeah, wake up.

Yeah, wake up. You're going to crack something. And you tell her, she goes, what? I cracked it. You cracked what? The controversy rubric. This is me at 4 a.m. You're Charlie from fucking It's Always Sunny with the fucking strings.

And this is the controversy. So you don't like it no i like it i do you're telling me you don't like my spirit i guess the question is and now that we have this framework what do we do with said thing we know how to categorize people because people will be like oh he's controversial and you go no he's not a controversial that's drama but you could also do it by you know what you could do is you could have like um by year or by decade and then see how they move around and see like, look, this person is like a kind of a hypocrite. That's true. He used to be here and now he's here.

It used to be a controversial, dissonant voice. And now he's more of a, all of, I would say that, you know, a lot of YouTubers, their controversy was based around their opinions. And then they slowly, their controversy is just based around like fights with other people or, you know, or for example, um, um you know they're boycotting some product because they hate the people like they have all they have all these uh it's drama i would call it right their controversy where they're in a big public fight with their wife like it's drama yeah but nothing the opinion why all right yeah nothing opinion-wise. Anyways. Anyways, that's a lot of fancy jargon to say that Howard Stern's lame now.

No. Well, Howard Stern was part of why I was thinking about this. Because I actually, listen, when I rented a car and I drove to Canada, they had Sirius, and I was like, you know what? I'm going to flip on Howard Stern. What's Howard Stern up to? Sucked. Wasn't good.

Because my girl loves Howard Stern. Me too. She loves him. I used to love him too. But she's like, oh, I used to. Everybody's like, I used to love Howard Stern. She too. She loves him. I used to love him too. But she's like, she's like, oh, I used to, she's, everybody's like, I used to love Howard Stern.

She still likes him, yeah. No, she thought she still likes him. And I go, okay, let's see what he's up to. And we're listening to it for like, I don't know, half an hour. He's like interviewing fucking like,

I don't know, you know, hugely famous people. And then like, it's just nothing. And you're like, this sucks. And it's not funny.

He's cracking these like lame ass jokes. And you're like, this is just, I don't know. What is interesting if you think like, if Howard Stern interviewed Neil Young 20 years ago, he'd probably be talking about

all the heroin and groupies and stuff like that. Yeah, exactly. Tell me all the crazy. Now they're talking about how, you know, Joe Rogan's saying naughty things. Yeah, he goes,

when are you scheduled for your second booster? He's like, you want to go together? You want to get boosters together? You want to go together? Like, what are you? What are you, Pfizer?

You're Moderna man? Right. So anyways, Neil Young came back to work just to quit again but here's an interesting thing so tony produced the podcast he told me that in finland so they're kind of super uh they've locked everything down again as well right or you know a lot of stuff and that's where he lives right he's saying that they have the gyms are closed down but you're allowed to go to the gym for two hours a day if you're a professional athlete right okay so but everyone figured out that you can register for five dollars to be considered a professional athlete with some baseball league right i don't know i just asked my friend that because i was just talking to him my friend just moved to finland and i was like i was talking i'm like how is it

and he's like it's all right but he's like i don't know anybody he's like the only thing i do is go to the gym and then i'm like and so if they just well you didn't tell me your friend was a pro athlete no but i'm like if they just shut down the gym they did oh so i like but now i'm like oh shit because i'm like he was literally saying like yeah that's like the one highlight of my life right now besides he has a new baby but it's like i just solved it for him right i'll let him know because yeah they closed down all the gyms but you can and there's a it's a double dutch right because you're going to the gym getting jacked and also you're telling girls that you're a professional athlete and not lying which i just found out that by the way you can get a scholarship for being a mascot when i did gar you garbage

really they're technically considered considered d1 athletes the mascots i mean it is uh they're pretty athletic i guess it's not like it's not like the philly fan i guess it depends if you're like the raptor at the toronto raptors who's doing like the flips or are you like the philly fanatic who you're like this fat piece of shit who just like eats throws a hot dog in your thing and you're right there's definitely a run and fall and you're like some of them are doing back flips yeah the Raptors I mean remember the fucking

he tore his ACL one year as the mascot well apparently they have big contracts I was under the understanding that it was like a different

you know one guy one guy couldn't make it they go to the hot dog vendor and throw him in the suit no no I didn't realize the extent of it

I mean like you see the ones the basketball especially where they're like they regularly they get so good at it that they'll go at like half court

and they'll just do a behind the back like fucking half court shot and they get it in like all the time. Right. Like they can just fucking nail them.

They're doing t-shirt. In the suit. They can do a t-shirt gun with their ass just clenching their ass. They can do double t-shirt guns. That's the real big thing, yeah. Also,

I probably saw today, i was shooting earlier today and i saw maybe the worst uh subway dancer squad of all time so you know the subway yeah so subway dancers come on and they do their thing right and these guys basically what they do is they go okay everybody we're about to put on a show and then everyone just like in unison goes especially when it's cold no No one's in the mood. Oh, for sure. I mean, also everybody's getting pushed on the tracks and fucking getting assaulted right now.

Yes. People are just like, oh my God, like do not make the subway worse. And these guys do backflips and all this stuff. So basically it's like kids dicking around in a jungle. They kind of do like, you know, the girls who have the stripper poles in their like bedroom. They do a similar thing because they act like the pole is like a stripper pole. That's kind of what they do.

So these guys, two of them went up and they're doing their usual tricks, backflips. And then the third guy went up and his act was he takes his hat and he's able to throw the hat off his head and catches it on his foot. And then he throws the hat back on it and then he kicks the hat up and he tries to catch it in his head. Yeah. And he does that for about 30 seconds

then backs up and the other guy comes. That's pretty much fucking halftime shows at basketball games. But he did, he missed like two out of four of his like hat kick. Yeah, you can't imagine. So he kicks it up

and he kind of catches it backwards and falls out and then he acts like he did it on purpose. It was, I've never seen, it really had vibes of, they had to bring their little brother along to do their subway shows.

Yeah. That's probably the worst subway show I've ever seen. You ever see the Asian bull lady in person? She was a big, it's weird. Like halftime, like is like a circuit. There's like a halftime sports, like circuit, like people like work the circuit, you know? So you'll see this person for like, you know, around things or whatever, but there's this Asian woman. She probably has done america's got talent everything and she

fucking has bowls like porcelain whatever just like soup bowls and she kicks them up and like lands them on her head but she'll kick like eight bowls and she'll like rest them on her tip of her toe that's a pretty good bit oh no it's impressive because i've seen her live numerous times and never seen her fuck up yeah it's like pretty you're like oh wow she should hit the subways man oh she would clean i mean that's what happens like she was on the subways of fucking shanghai and then she worked her way up got her green card for extraordinary alien 100 and she's worked her way up she's like now fucking doing halftime at like the all-star game that's a dream your parents must be very proud of her but anyways if you're listening you're uh ryan's talking shit about you you're one of these people well you know what the worst is

you can get there the there's the worst is the ones that are really hard but they don't really uh translate that well to watching like the guys who just balance rocks and stuff you're like i know that's a super good skill but like walking by in a hurry during rush hour and watching a guy sort of fiddling around yeah you're like wait i gotta stop well yeah you go well i stop and watch for six minutes and then you go yeah you're able to balance a couple rocks on each other i will say one thing new york has that that toronto really needs to get is like there's so many like world-class musicians that just are in the subways and stuff but then there's also a lot of really shitty ones that's pretty mediocre ones too but there are some

real buckets yeah yeah they didn't even have like that's the best ones in toronto is the fucking guy at the sky don't no no no no here's the problem that that guy at the buckets he has like he has different buckets to make it look like real drums like he has a bass drum bucket he has a high but they're all the same this guy just had like 10 buckets and they were all the same bucket they don't even have different like tones right yeah they were legitimately he had 10 of the same buckets and he was just going they all sound the same it was maybe yeah this guy was a bad day for subway talent there was like a but yeah there was like an opera guy the other day at union square i was like man this guy is really good yeah do you think that uh do you think that there's going to be an influx of people

becoming subway entertainers now that the crypto market had a big hit there might be that was like that's the guy in the hat and hand. There was a, there was a lot of like funny McDonald's cause like forever, like the meme and crypto was like, you go where like you go apply to work at McDonald's once crypto crashes. And then McDonald's literally like two days, three days ago was like,

Hey crypto people, how y'all doing? Like the McDonald's Twitter account. And then like Michael Saylor, who's like the famous, like he has a micro strategy company. They not only put their entire balance sheet in bitcoin but they borrowed money to buy bitcoin like bonds and stuff and he's like posting memes of himself like as a fucking working at mcdonald's and like it's pretty funny that's pretty good they got a good sense of humor

about i know we got a good good crypto bit coming out actually recently. The truth is, and I'm not kidding, you know, the people talk about punching up and punching down. I was thinking about releasing that crypto video this week, but then the crypto was crashing too much that it felt like hitting them when they're down. I'm not kidding. I'm honestly, because Ian finances and he actually messaged me. He was like, when's that video coming out? And I was like, I was like, honestly, like the crypto guys have been through enough right

now. And he was like, what? And I'm just like, legitimately, I was like when's that video coming out and i was like i was like honestly like the crypto guys have been through enough right now and he was like what and i'm just like legitimately i was i mean it's so weird because it really just depends on which ones it's just the ones who like in hindsight we'll obviously look back on this like in years but like in hindsight last like 2021 was just like a massive bubble i don't think it's gonna be i don't think this is some crazy long-term thing necessarily it's just no one wants to laugh about yeah no crypto guy wants to make fun of himself when he just lost a million dollars a lot of them i'm telling you i'm like in the crypto twitter and i they a lot of them are but they're a lot of them are like they're like yeah the thing with the especially with them is they're like look they're like crypto goes down 50 every year it's just like this is an annual like thing

it's like christmas or something so a lot of them are just like, you know, people are like, we'll post a thing being like, oh, my, my portfolio is down 25%. And they're like, your portfolio is down 20% for now. Like, it's like, and they're all saying I'm, I'm a, the stock market's to everything's day. My point is, I feel like comedy is timing, timing and timing. So I felt like it wasn't the perfect time for it. This is Biden's America. Here's an update.

So I was talking to Van Dad because we talked on the podcast about the Muslims who get married so they can fuck the prostitutes. Yeah. He gave me sort of an update on it. Is he one of the prosties? Yeah. He goes, dude, I did that job forever. He goes, yeah.

Do you know how many guys i had to get married to i've been fucking divorced 80 000 times so they marry them temporarily and it's called shia clerks and basically it's not what we said they give them a they are allowed to give them a temporary marriage license that lasts for an hour oh okay so that'd be a how do they get the and it's also a temporary divorce there is no divorce the marriage only lasts for... And it's also a temporary divorce? There is no divorce. The marriage only lasts for an hour. It's like a ticking time bomb. But aren't you... Don't you have a wife that...

For that hour. But what happens to your old wife? Like your wife that you're going back to? You just have two wives for an hour. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not like a scenario. They're not like, oh, two wives unheard of.

Yeah, I mean, they're... Yeah, you have two wives sometimes. You have two wives. Yeah, you got a couple of wives for a second. That's cool. Or in some Danny's case, two boyfriends and husbands. But the Shia clerks, the temp marriage, it expires in an hour, which is, that's what they need here.

It's like, imagine you tricked your wife where it's like, you go, yeah, we're getting married and she doesn't want to sign the prenup. And then you bring her in and you go, who's this guy? Why are we getting a Shia clerk? You have a Shia clerk officiating your wedding but even better than that is what he told me he goes you think that's crazy the crazier one is when they execute that so girls that get sentenced to death yeah they basically say we um aren't allowed to uh sentence virgins to death. So they have like a job that's part of like the executioner system that you have to go smash the girls

so then they're not virgins anymore because it's like wrong for them to kill virgins. Yikes. Isn't that crazy? Like you're on death row about to get executed. This is like ISIS shit though. This is like in like Raqqa. Well, I'm sure this isn't just like run of the mill yeah yeah this isn't like or maybe it

was run of the mill at some points in time and somewhere i don't know how common this is i'm just maybe it is some crazy i was actually getting a haircut today and you know what i was getting with to go get a haircut i wore a fucking place that we thought i'm not gonna get a haircut no no a lot of place closed down and then uh literally wasn't happy with that either yeah and so i went to just like the place by your house and i'm like we'll see what this is i very much feel like jerry got a cuban cut jerry with the haircut yeah yeah they're all like fucking doing like salsa as they're kind of i hate the cuban barbers no they're these guys are russians actually they're all russians they're not the ones by your house are all russians no i've gone to them they're

cuban no they're russ trust me i understand russian they're speaking russian there's 10 barbers you went to all of them and you made sure they're all russian no i'm talking about the one by right by your house no they're not so they're talking about the fucking girl who got pushed in front of the subway tracks and this guy who's like getting his hair cut he's like they're talking about the cops who got murdered in harlem the other day by this like gunman or whatever and then the one guy was like they need like the guy who's cutting the hair and the one guy was like kind of defending the guy who shot the cops being like yeah you don't know whatever and then the guy's like what the hair. And the one guy was like kind of defending the guy who shot the cops being like, yeah, you don't know whatever.

And then the guy's like, what? And then he's like, no, he's like, we need like public executions. We need to bring back like the electric. I was like,

Holy shit. And I'm just like, and me and my guy, no, me and my guy, not talking at all. And then these two guys are like, like,

he's just like, how's that? I'm like, it's fine. And this guy's like, no, it's fucking bullshit. He's like,

the city is out of control. He's like, you need to bring back fucking the electric chair and like all this shit. It just like, how's that? I'm like, it's fine. And this guy's like, no, it's fucking bullshit. He's like, the city is out of control. He's like, they need to bring back fucking the electric chair and all this shit. He's like, we need to fucking execute these people. So he's like, prisons should not be fun. He's like, you go to prison. He's like, you know what prisons are like in Russia? Does he think prisons are fun?

Yeah, he goes, you know what prisons are like in Russia? He's like, you get bread and you get water. And that's it. He's like, you know what? He's like, I had a guy who I didn't see for three years. He was like, small guy, skinny guy. He comes back. He's gained 200 pounds. I'm like, what happened? He's like, I've been in jail.'t see for three years he was like small guy skinny guy he comes back he's gained 200 pounds I'm like what happened

he's like I've been in jail I'm like how'd you get so fat he's like they're giving us like McDonald's he's like they're giving McDonald's in prison he wasn't happy about that I'm like I don't think

they're giving you McDonald's I have had people say that prison's not as bad I mean prison is but if you go to jail like the small town I've had different people mention that it's like

kind of hanging with the boys a little bit and then on top of that everyone's the turnover is so quick that you come in and it's like you're the new guy blah blah within like two months you're like you're like an elder yeah you know what i mean your seniority quickly well because yeah because it turns over really quick you become an elder pretty quickly but anyway welcome to the podcast welcome to the podcast best way to support this podcast is on patreon.com slash the boys cast or go underneath our sponsors athletic greens express vpn fit bod right under use the promo

code if you buy products like that and the next best way to support the sponsors or support the podcast is to leave a review on itunes for us and get those fucking reviews up. So any one of those are fairly low effort. And the one other thing that I wanted to get into just to get it off your chest because I know you're pretty fumed up about this. Yeah. I know that a lot of people talk about this but you haven't. Danny probably sent me

30 texts about this. He called me in the middle of the night and he goes in another thing that fucking these fucking M&M's are not You know, you weren't you weren't happy there's only two kinds of m&ms yellow and red that's it yeah you were you were pretty fired up about that and uh you were we were supposed to hang out on saturday we were gonna go have a fun night with the whole squad and then danny was like i can't come out and i go why do you guys do you i don't you didn't fucking hear i'm surprised goddamn m&ms are queer he wasn't happy that there was one m&m

that was a pedophile and not a monster these fucking minor attractive m&ms killing me one pedophile's a map this is a tucker carlson wasn't happy about the eminem situation honestly i'll just say this i i maybe this is a you know been said or whatever but i'm honestly starting to feel like these giant corporations you're saying they don't care they only care about money you're starting to think no no this is such a like they go look we're gonna get the right fucking fuming about their thing we get the left fuming about their or like making fun of the right whatever and they like they're just like the amount of earned free advertising it's like 10 super bowls i know and honestly and nobody's nobody's not eating m&ms or now eating m&ms i i disagree and i i hate to fucking admit this but i was at the you're not you're a smarty guy and i don't really buy like chocolate like

that i'm just not very often. The odd time I buy fucking Maltesers if they have them. Do they even have those in America? Or a coconut bar here and there. Oh yeah, I forgot you were in the coconut bars. Yeah, big coconut bar. But I went the other day, and I swear I would never have seen this in three years.

I've never eaten an M&M. And they were staring at me, and I didn't buy them, but I was like, I could buy one. And I go, go fuck it got in my head well then i well sorry maybe i'm wrong the it's not that nobody's stopping eating m&ms it's only positive nobody's like i'm never there might be the craziest of the crazies like that's it we're a pepsi family and we eat fucking smarties i think some people are but you think

tucker carlson's eating another m&m net net t. Tucker Carlson's kids aren't eating M&M now anymore. I feel like net, net, it's a benefit, but also it's just like, they just know that it's so, like if you're a giant corporation, like these faceless corporations, it's so easy to whip people up with this stuff. Yeah, especially.

Dude, every podcast is like, this is like the biggest story. I know we're doing it. It's funny. It is hilarious. I love it. I'm telling you, this week was a great week a solid week how about this an eminem that's like a jewish stock trader they said that they're the jewish one what you didn't see that so the orange emma's yeah yeah oh yeah yeah dude this thing has really you're reading me i didn't send that to you dude

call your mother so this fucking Jewish blog goes the orange M&M which is the orange M&M that goes the one with anxiety now and then someone did a thing where there was

the orange M&M the Jewish M&M like secretly the Jewish M&M because basically they're being like it's Woody Allen right

that's what they're trying to say they're saying like the orange M&M is going to be Woody Allen therefore it's like the Jewish M&M well I think that they should they should just make sure one of the M&Ms is a total fucking slut.

That is the green one. No, they made them not a slut. No, they need a green M&M, but with a little bit of white drippings on her face. They put a little bit of white chocolate drippings coming down her face. Maybe give them an OnlyFans? Yeah, yeah. Is it just a fucking

sex worker that's so fucking fucking empowered she's so empowered yeah well they weren't happy but the tucker carlson uh and then a bunch of places uh were writing articles saying that like the tucker carlson's mad about the things or whatever but it's like and then he's like i'm not mad this was a huge i'm just the crumbling of american values this was a classic who's triggered or whatever yeah but it was like i just hate when fucking like the daily beast does like oh look at he was triggered and it's like your entire life has been being like having meltdowns over shit for fucking and now it kind of it's just making mad when people that like it's the guy like it's it's just the laughter like it's the venom laughter you know what i mean the venom laughter of like you're like you're freaking seething it's the it's the npc uh

they lift the mask off you know but it's like they're like can you believe tucker carlson's mad it's like you're always mad daily beast you're way less over way less way less you're like you're still bringing up fucking like something trump said four years ago yeah so it's like it's hard for you to now be like isn't tucker carlson being an idiot or by the way loving that when biden called that guy a stupid son of a bitch and then everybody's like yeah it's fine if yeah why why is that wrong or whatever and then they're like yeah i remember like the meltdown you had when trump called that guy an idiot or something like two years ago and they go no That is such a funny fucking.

I don't remember. I literally. No, that was. Everybody's so mad. I go, that's actually hilarious. Hilarious. Biden called him a stupid son of a bitch. I'm like, hilarious.

Stupid son of a bitch. Like, that should be like, we shouldn't be mad when any president says that. That's funny. Yeah, it's pretty funny. He goes, hey, is inflation going to be a problem for you? He goes, what do you think, you stupid son of a bitch? And you go, hilarious. But he didn't think the mic was on.

If he thought the mic was on, it was funny. guess it's funny i'm getting caught doing it yeah yeah but still it's just funny well okay so i'm gonna go through a couple more of these because they've all been sort of tickling my funny bone but probably eminem was just like obviously like that that is what it is it was like i don't think that there's any normal person that doesn't see exactly what's going on here colin was doing his uh i was taking a call the homosexual agenda yeah he had a pretty funny thing where he goes uh he was like no no no i they they turned mr potato head trans and i stayed silent and they did this and i stayed in this i no longer actually you know what i take back what's gone too i take back what i said there are going to be some families who are like we don't eat m&ms anymore and the best is going to be having to explain to their kids why they

don't get to eat because it's fucking homo food yeah you go out like a five-year-old goes i want my m&ms you go we don't eat m&ms anymore i go why why you go i'm not putting gay nuts in my mouth just like the explanation well so there's two my these are my two other favorites so probably i'll say this one was a little bit uh less of my favorite but fight club getting the the thing changed by the chinese government oh yeah basically they uh you know all the all the people that were outraged about the uyghurs uh the comments a week ago now China is changing all their propaganda so the end of the movie the fight club

instead of them blowing up the thing or whatever the hospital how does it end? basically what happens is the screen goes to black and then it says the government was able to track them down and justice is served such a convenient way to end a movie differently.

You just put a title card being like, and this is what happened. Use your imagination. This is what they said. They go, after the thing, they all quit the fight club, the bombs were returned,

and everyone who disobeyed the government spent 10 years in internment camps, and everyone who listened to the government got rinses by the hottest girls in China.

They all got nonstop rinses by the hottest girls in china they all got non-stop rinses they're still currently being sucked off by beautiful supermodels but that wasn't my favorite one the favorite one was dinklage so basically that disney came out and they were saying oh we're doing uh snow white and the seven dwarves right yeah and they're releasing you know article after article press release after press release patting themselves on the back that they got a Latino. And all they did was made the Latino, a light-skinned Latino. Which is like, again, if you didn't make a thing about it, it wouldn't be an issue. You'd be like, okay, why not?

Yeah, why not? Why does Snow White has to legitimately be white, germanic like just i mean white as it can be i mean i guess if you're going by the story like that is the reason that she's named snow white i think right yeah because she's so white but yeah i guess well isn't that true i mean does the black panther be fucking asian they can't know i don't know well i think i think that there is something to be said about like whatever I think they're patting you see what I'm saying

yeah yeah yeah but yeah I know what you mean but like also didn't they do this a million times didn't they make like Little Mermaid black and like

yeah but Little Mermaid's name isn't like my skin's pale white power mermaid yeah well anyways yeah whatever right they basically

they were they were patting themselves on the back like article after article of like look at us we're great right but the whole time they're making like a movie about dwarves right yeah so then dinklage seven of them yeah and dinklage came out and he was like really not happy about that but and well you think he doesn't want competition he doesn't want to fucking be like like, wait, there's all these other dwarf actors? Is that the thing? He says there's going to be seven guys getting their careers boosted. Yeah, he wants to be the one.

Well, he's grumpy. Yeah, he's grumpy. But he wants to be the one, and now you're just like, yeah, you're just one of eight, pal. That's the thing. You plus those seven. You think that that's the problem. He doesn't want any more actors like that on the scene.

Yeah, he wants to be the guy. If they were really fucking fun they would get we man to play one of those people how sick would that be also apparently bam margera is doing him back in jackass doing a bit of a part in it oh they put him in it i don't have the full information to comment but there's there's whispering i saw that there were all these new people in it like there's uh all these just like random people in the new jackass yeah well dinklage came out and he was like you know uh he goes basically said i was taken back uh and i was they were very proud to cast a latina actress um but you're still telling a story about snow white and the seven dwarves and to be honest i go you are live by the sword die by the sword as far as i'm concerned it was

like yeah you kind of don't get to be like uh you go guess what we're doing a show about 19 retards and we fucking casted them all in black like yeah like there is something to be said about that probably is if you're playing by this schema yeah if you're playing by a schema where i should be this is really really good stuff that this person's not white or whatever then it also is really really bad stuff that you're playing by a schema where I should be, this is really, really good stuff that this person's not white or whatever. Then it also is really, really bad stuff that you're doing a story about. I'm sure Disney too is like,

well, this intellectual property is so valuable. Like what are we going to do? Not do it. Right. And they have to like sneak it in there. Well, I think,

yeah, I don't know what they're going to come up with. I mean, they made some concessions too, though. Like they made the Latino and then they made the evil queen Gal Gadot. They literally they made the fucking Latino. And then they made the evil queen Gal Gadot. They literally made her a fucking Israeli lady. So they made the evil person Jewish.

So there you go. Yeah, they go, here's an Israeli colonizer. The evil queen is this Israeli colonizer. Like that's something. Yeah. That's something. No. They're living by the side and dying by the side.

But he's not even being like rewrite this. He's just saying this should just not exist. That's correct. He's like, let's burn this book. I mean, Peter Dinklage is just straight up like a, he's just, Peter Dinklage is all of the things though. Like once a week he's out there being like, I can't believe this and we need to hold this person accountable. This person. It's funny because Peter Dinklage is on it.

Game of Thrones had these like insanely violent rape scenes in them too. Where it's like my ex like literally said, she goes, I couldn't watch it. Yeah. I'm sure. Yeah. And I'm sure a lot of people have said that where they go.

Yeah. And he's like, well, that's fine. I mean, it doesn't impact me. I could not watch it, but yes.

But I'm saying I, she, that's what she said. She's like, I couldn't watch the show. No Dinklage member. Recently people go, Oh,

people weren't happy with the ending and he goes huh i guess people just wanted the white people to have it wrapped up in a neat little like he's fully drinking all the right he's like mr hollywood right now right and which which usually goes hand in hand with he's probably such an asshole to everyone he probably does sunglasses on set he's yelling at his driver you know what i mean his driver shows up one minute late. They show up at the coffee. He says, I said two milks. Splashing hot coffee in their face.

He's throwing hot coffee in the black intern's face because they didn't get him on time, you know what I mean? And then he's going on thing being like, you know, we as men need to just stand up for women. Then he goes back to catering. He just fucking kicks them. He's kicking caterers in the shin because they didn't have the fucking, you know,

there wasn't enough sesame seeds on his bagel. That's what, that's what I'm picturing. He's running through people's legs and then just fucking giving them a fucking two handed thump on the back as he runs by. And I go, what was that for? He goes, I told you that i wanted jello today it's extra disney too because they're like ah we got to write something new yeah i know dinklage is really putting a fork in their plans but do you

think he like buys up all copies of snow white like that on like just everything to throw it in turns just to burn no he just he buys those just to throw at interns when they're bothering him that's dinklage dinklage gonna take a quick second year to tell you about fit bod a couple jack dudes getting into fighting shape especially in the winter january resolution time getting out there It's the beginning of the new year. Never been a better time to get back in shape, but between work, life, family, me not being able to sleep that good if I'm not working out, it has been a hard time to make fitness a priority. You need a program that works for you, not against you. So FitBod's algorithm learns your goals and

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We've had a lot of cop drama recently, right? And to follow up our cop video um so which people were happy with you in the video by the way there's rave rave reviews in the comments about your uh dark dark web dark yeah i was watching another one okay one more cop thing yeah oh yeah let's go let's go with your fucking blue bloods i'll stop i'll stop saying one more because there's never enough i don't know i mean you're watching 12 episodes of blue bloods a week i'm like you gotta have one interesting clip you know justin silver was in blue blood no dude he showed me this weekend we were hanging out and justin silver he showed

me he's like in a scene and it's a pretty big scene you haven't got to that episode yeah fucking i was almost ready to pack it in with blue bloods and switch over to something else but then i found out justin was in it and i feel like i need to get you gotta get it i'll be so pumped dude i feel like i'll lose it i've seen a lot of new york comedians i've been watching fucking so i've been watching sopranos and i've actually been because the dude who was in filth city was in sopranos and i've been like waiting for that episode to come up fuck yeah because he's got a big scene where Tony Soprano slaps him in the face I love seeing the bodies in it

yeah where Tony slaps him in the face or he slaps Tony in the face I'm like man I don't care to see this yeah and I've never actually watched the episode

I've never seen it so I'm like love seeing the friends and things yeah but yeah the this was I was getting off it

and this was the this is the old you're getting off on it yeah I was getting off on it I go fucking yeah beat that terrorist take that terrorist down. You fucking blue bloods can be fucking white bloods.

No, the blue bloods are ridiculous, right? It's like, it's probably... It's a crappy show. I don't know a better way to describe it. Okay. The person in the comments also said this that I agreed with, and it was a top comment, was that one of the reasons why these shows are good

because around 2014-15 every show started being season arcs which for me i can't go to sleep after watching something when it's like it ends with the guy like gun to his head about to die and i go i'll check this out in a couple days i don't watch tv every night i watch it like every three nights so it drives me nuts and i only want to watch one thing i don't want to watch five things that's why my life is so good because it's just everything gets wrapped up but most they stop doing that on most series even as okay even as you they start doing all the the narrative arcs or whatever right i mean we worked in television you know what it was like pitching a show and the biggest conversation was is there not white people

yes and is there what's the season arc like that was a big huge part i mean i guess there is an element of you know keep them wanting more blah blah blah and you're like is the show bingeable yes that's what it was less bingeable on like a netflix or something was all about the bingeability but i don't want to show i don't want to binge a show i fucking have too much work to do so but the they did a plot line recently where the girl goes to college and so the girl goes to college and then there's an activist her friend's like a big activist who hates the police or whatever right and then there's a guy on the dark web that's been sending her threats there's a guy in the dark web that's been sending her misogynist threats or whatever and then you go to her room and they wrote on her room die commie

bastard or whatever whatever and i and i was like oh blue bloods is going the other way a little right and then it turns out that she did all the threats to herself and she wrote it on her own that's usually what happens that's usually what happens in real life too there is a lot of false flags in real life but i love the first episode where they were sort of getting into the maybe uh you know maybe there's some misogynist on the scene and then it turns out that it was a hoax the whole time there are no every misogynists. Every time in that show there's like a black guy fighting against the cops it turns out

he's embezzling money from his organization. The black activists are never not embezzling money. Yeah, they gotta be careful. And by the way, I'm only watching this

because I've watched all the other ones. I've watched every cop show in the world. Oh, you're saying it's just all the other ones. No,

no, I've seen all the other cop shows. This is my last choice. You might have to go to a different country. I didn't want to watch Blue the world. Oh, you're saying just all the other ones. No, no. I've seen all the other cop shows. This is my last choice. You might have to go to a different country. I didn't want to watch Blue Bloods. I might have to do subtitled cop shows. No, you just like... SVU is the best one.

There's like the... I think there's a big like New Zealand cop show. Criminal Minds, Law and Order. Those are all good. Yeah, yeah. Those ones. So this cop got paid 30K to leave after their colleagues discovered their OnlyFans account.

So it's basically this chick, Colorado lieutenant, she claims she was forced to quit her gig after colleagues discovered that she had a secret, her OnlyFans account. I was in shock and panicking because I never wanted these two parts of my life to collide. Melissa Williams, 46, said when she was resigning,

in which she reported she received $30,000, which isn't that much, but I was sort of of what was making me laugh about this i mean among other things yes the first bar is like the um girls getting fired for their and for their sex stuff and then starting only fans is the equivalent of the university professors that get fired and start podcasts yeah like like this is the fucking the girl version of like wine or the me too guys going to crypto yeah yeah yeah yeah this isn't all this is the girl version the guy version is getting

fired and going into crypto or podcasting and the girl version is getting fired showing your today yeah and then she didn't even get fired to start the she got fired because of the only fans she's like i started the only fans because it's like a little fucking well brett weinstein got fired because he didn't want to do no no white people day right and then he has a career of no white people day or whatever she had got fired because she didn't want to quit her only fans and then she's yeah i mean again she's old too yeah and it's so weird because she's just like oh i just you know i have such a stressful job i just use it to blow off some steam and make extra money or whatever and then you're like first off people do that kind of

stuff if they really are like want to be pornographers they post pornography of themselves which is not their face they're not trying to make like a money out of it huge yeah they do that but like for her to think like oh it's so crazy that this got found out you're like it's kind of like you had to have thought at some point like it's very possible that like you know someone you know is going to come across this. Yeah, no shit. The beginning thing is, it's just when you start a job contract, you go, are you allowed to do this or not? Yeah.

Because there's a million jobs where they go, hey, if you're going to work at this company, you're not allowed to be out there talking shit on the internet or whatever. It just depends on what the job contract is. Yeah, I'm sure there is something where you're like, hey, you can't fucking be a pornographer if you want to be a cop or a school teacher school teacher yeah that's like not that insane that would be steven seagal remember when steven seagal was getting uh busted when when steven seagal had his show lawman where he was he would always go into the new precincts and teach all like the

veteran cops have a better cop even though he's only done it on week he's been doing weekends of and he did one where he was teaching him how to shoot. And then he put him, I always talk about this, my favorite, but he put a match 200 yards away. And then he, he set up a match and they lit the match and they shot the, he shot the match out from 200 yards.

So they did 10 trillion. But that was, but the thing is every time people would be getting busted by them, they'd be like, Steven Seagal. That was like, she, a shack was like a deputy in florida for a minute too but shack yeah so you're like your door gets burst like broken down it's like shack shack's busting he's he's walking in your door he walks through it and like there's like the head imprint on the

door frame yeah nothing better though is ronnie coleman being a cop that's by far you know ronnie coleman the fucking mr olympia dude yeah and there's like when he was like he had already won he was a cop he had already won i think one or two mr olympias this is like one of the most he was like 300 pounds of like pure like juiced up muscle like just an insane human being he couldn't wear pants as a cop because he's like pants don't fit him him. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, I like being a cop. And for a couple of years after he had won Mr. Olympia, he was like still a cop. So he was like arresting people. And you're like, this is the most jacked guy on earth.

Yeah. And he's just like arresting you for that. Those Mr. Olympia guys weren't getting that much money. No, he was. I heard him on a podcast. He just did it for the love. On Rogan. He goes, he's like, honestly, I was a cop and then I was making all this money and I

just like doing it. But when Arnold was Mr. Olympics, he was still doing his landscaping company and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, yeah. And then he's like, eventually, he's like, it was too much. I was getting famous and I couldn't be a cop anymore. Well, that's this girl. You go, wait a second.

Is that fucking JigglyTitties42? Yeah, yeah. No, she puts the cuffs on you. You go, hey, tighter, please. Tighter. Tighter. Tighter. Oh. Ah.

Well, she, basically, she's kind of busted. Like, did you see her? Busted for what it is? It looks like a mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's got big, fake titties. Yes. Big, fake titties, but, like, not appealing.

I mean, she's appealing to somebody. No, put it this way. If you were at a bar with your bodies right now, like the same age we are exactly right now, or even younger, and this girl came up and she was like, hey, baby, I want to take one of you guys home, we'd be like, that'd be funny.

Yeah, she's like a cougar. It would be funny to do. Yeah, but she's like, yeah, looks like a cougar. No, yeah, not hot, no. Yeah. Well, do you find it weird to do the podcasting even though you have your ass gay fucking OnlyFans?

I have a butt plug in right now. How funny is that, though? The idea that she said that in her thing she was like, you know, and it's a strenuous job, so I like to come home and blow off steam. By making some pornography. But in what way? I imagine you go, you know, that was a tough day out there.

The bad guys almost got us. But in the end, the good guys won. Anyways, do you mind holding this webcam for me? You're blocking my titty light. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what she thought. Hey, there's nothing. You'd think for someone who deals with criminals all day, though,

she'd be like covering her tracks a little better. Well, she may be a low-level cop. She wasn't a detective. I guess. I don't know. There's only one thing

that's going to stand in the way of me and justice. These big old titties. She needs to do a cop voice when she does her porns. You think so? I don't even know if she did porns. I think she just did photos.

Did you ever decompress after a big day? Just come up and you go fuck you know what we shot then I fucking podcast and then I went

had like three meetings then I had to go do three sets I got home at 1am you know what and your chick's like hey do you want to watch TV you're like no I need something even more decompressing

I'm going to send a bunch of my dick pics to Reddit yeah can we just take some super high res photos of my asshole just super close up high res photos of my asshole? Just super close-up high-res photos of my asshole. After a big day of, you know, working the law, dealing with perps, the only thing that I can do is, you know, I want to just get the,

if you don't mind, rearranging lights so I can spread my labias. You know what I wonder looking at this photo, though, is like, because you see, you don't, she's got some huge cans, but you don't see it under the cop outfit. I guess it's because she has the vest on. Yeah so it's like it's almost like how the that bother you how trans men they do the binding or whatever okay so you know how like she binds them like she kind of does those are some tig old biddies they are they are they're fake little i know but i'm just saying when you see her photo of her in uniform, you're like, where are those things?

Yeah. Well, and the interesting part was, one, she has two kids, and two, the husband was running it, so all the pervs that thought they were dealing with the cop, it was sort of a, it's like she was doing sort of a police sting on these people, too, because the husband was out there dealing with it.

I mean, he was her pimp, I guess. Would you ever be able to run your girlfriend's OnlyFans? How would that work for you, pal? You'd have to make a lot of fucking money. You think you'd be... Imagine the guy who's running your girlfriend's OnlyFans and makes like $800 a month, and you're just like...

God. Yeah, she was making not that much. $3,000 a month. $80,000 a month, you could look the other way. You're like 800 and you're like oh god that's the thing with you there's almost like i know that you i know you well enough to know that i would hate you but i also know that well you well enough to know if the money was right you have no choice but it was like you would be reluctant reluctant. I would hate it regardless, but I'm just like, I would hate it less. You would have no choice. You would have no choice,

but to be messaging these guys. I love that. If you had a girlfriend, you're making too many notes. I'm like, I'm like literally just from texting guys being like, so what are you going to do to me? You're doing the podcast.

Oh man. What are you wearing? I'm on my knees right now you ever see that mr there's this mr show sketch so funny but fucking like it's uh they they like he's like he makes him some bet and he goes i'll bet you like an hour of phone sex or whatever and then he like loses the bet and he goes all right and then he goes all right i'm gonna get this phone site they're like in an office and he calls and like bob odenkirk like picks up and he goes horny slut hotline he goes no no i don't want to know he goes we had a bet and it's like he's like you said phone sex yeah it's like with me and he's like no no no it's like i thought it was gonna

be like no it's like what and then he's like that's a call back and like they do phone sex well that's you anyways when you're running your girlfriend's OnlyFans inevitably. I'm going to get in her ear and be like... She's also wearing a shirt and a thing that says my nipples offend you. There was an empowerment apparelman. Oh, she's got a nipple. They're pierced too, I see. Did they offend you though? No, it doesn't offend me.

Her insane hot dog tan offends me she literally looks like a hot dog tan mom dude tan mom could probably make bank if she came back with an only fans who's tan mom again so tan mom if you want to give anyone who wants to google her she was like an original see now when people get famous they kind of don't go anywhere because they all have big social like if this was 15 years ago you'd already never hear about the island you would already never hear about the island boys ever again right i kind of you kind of aren't even hearing about them that fizzled out like no no they're still around i know they're around they keep doing stuff with other rappers because

they have a big social media platform that they can still go viral again but back in the day someone would kind of get really popular and then that'd be sort of the end of it. Their 15 minutes of fame were up, right? Yep. So Tan Mom literally got famous for she gets really tanned. No, it says she got arrested for taking her five-year-old to a tanning salon in New Jersey. And she's crazy brown. Yeah. Browner than any...

It was the original Rachel Dolezal. Her fucking... If you Google her, it says Tan Mom patricia patricia krenzel musical artist that's how she's like mom's trying to be a rapper no but google that's how google like classifies her as a musical artist yeah i'm tan you're a pussy dan you know it's mainly diss tracks about daniel but yeah so the other thing she's you know by the way get finding nudes of a co-er would fucking rule. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Finding out that like a coworker that wasn't putting it out there at all. They were going around. I got to say, I'm actually kind of surprised that I've never come across someone I know on like a porn site. Yeah. Just based on the fact that there's so many different people on there and you're like, we actually know actual porn.

I know. And I've like never come across one. And then she said, uh, she told the press that she felt as if her fellow officers weren't actually seeking justice but rather they just wanted to see her naked especially if as if the alleged investigation the lieutenant saucy snaps were allegedly shared widely around the office because everyone said they were doing research yeah i'm doing my research investigation goes and you go to the the fucking like lieutenant's office it goes i need 20 grand in cash for a sting yeah yeah yeah and she's basically like i think that they just want to see me naked which is the ladies and gentlemen that's the boys cast duh of the week ridiculous but then so she

went for her empowerment angle too because she goes i loved my job but could i go back to a work in an environment like that said williams it was hard enough being a woman on the force right so she's already getting into it people have always been jealous of me because i'm successful attractive and confident so you think the guys that were looking at the news you think they were jealous of her everyone's jealous i mean this is probably gonna fucking this whole controversy is gonna up her uh her only fan subscriptions i'm sure of it so duh i guess she has it wasn't up that much though no no but she thinks she's a dime i mean there's that's a you know that's a thing that's a genre yeah it is sort of a job oh her instagram's private now interesting yeah your favorite wife

next door so that was the first one and then the second thing was uh there's this girl and we've i actually used to do a joke about when girls were saying this but there's this one that's like getting really popular and she's got all these articles or whatever and she says that she claims that drinking her menstrual blood boosts your health yeah and so she's got this if you go look at her instagram um i can't remember her name but she's got this whatever if you look up the article but she basically she's got this jasmine alicia carter and she's got 20 you know 30,000 followers and she does these all these fucking once a week all these articles about how she drinks

blood and she puts it in a cup and she actually just drinks it and she's giving all these things and basically all these doctors were like yeah no there's not really that's not true it doesn't help anything well how is that not misinformation

why does it feel young mad about this hey girl take a look at your life and stop drinking your period i mean i don't drinking menstruation i can't really talk to you or shit because i actually smear my own feces on my face and it's done a number on my skin it i don't know if you could tell my glow but it's from just smearing my own shit on my face. And it has two fun parts of it. You do that, and then you do your Bill Cosby impression. Doo-doo-doo.

And people are like, what are you doing? I go, it's skin care. Yeah. No, Danny does that, and he does him Notorious B.I.G. He goes, watch and take notes as I take smoke from the Marijuana smoke. Everyone's like, dude, get the fuck out of here. You smell like shit.

You smell like shit. And you go, you just can't handle me, I guess. Oh, I'm sorry that a man's body is problematic for you. I mean,

that's what we're saying about her right now. That's the idea where everything is natural. It's like, it's natural. You're like, yeah,

poisons in the forest is natural. And i mean again she clearly has like a mental health issue that no but like every answer to all this stuff is you have to skirt around that one thing like nobody is like maybe she has a mental health issue they're all have to be like oh well scientifically it's not proven that uh your period blood like they have to go like around the fact that she's insane and be like oh no actually you know the lab has not come back on that so i don't know about that but uh you know what if she's crazy i don't want to go there we don't want to go that far and she goes we are here because because of our vaginas and our blood and women don't take enough credit for that claimed

carter who feels that women have historically been taught to be ashamed but the idea is she goes women need to take more credit for the fact that we bleed as if like okay what does that possibly mean where you go you need to be out there yelling I am bleeding and you go listen if you're saying that it's not it's it's not a

secret when it's we know we know but I mean if anything it's more impressive that you're not bleeding this girl's kind of hot too the opposite of fucking gym mom but she's out there with the better part see that part was gross where you go she's really but the guy she's with oh boy that must be a fucking punishment oh it's his husband too i'm sure that guy's you think he got into the fuck... Yeah, but you think he... He got in before the blood game?

Oh, that would be a nightmare. You're married, and then one day she goes, you know what? He walks in, and he goes, what are you doing? What is this? What's going on? Did the blender explode?

Did you take the lid off the blender before you turned it off? She goes, what? This actually makes me queasy. She goes, no, I'm just smearing period blood on my face. Well, the blood on the face is the best one. Yeah, she goes, she does period blood face masks

and she claims it's great for the skin. When I put my, this actually does make me cringe, when I put my fresh menstruation on my face and felt so natural, Gus, the monthly recycler, the feeling is very refreshing and cooling. Oh yeah, so you belong in an insane asylum. If you come home and you're running around with period blood on your face like i am sparta seriously like she's going out for a hunt she's like yeah like rambo shit you know just like shut up this is that this is she paints with it too this is more old school old school crazy yeah that's her whole

thing is she paints them i remember a period piece god well you would you said you were doing that picture you you had your paintings that are up on your thing you call this thing el lago i call this the monologue isn't that like you hear that where it's like you know some like cop stories where they're like yeah we gotta call this person's apartment we came in there's like paintings everywhere and it's like he was painting with his own shit yeah leonardo the monologo was the other one and then you had uh leonardo the shit see i actually when i was 10 years old maybe probably like around 10 years old my dad bought me this poster and it was called the shit list nice and it was it was uh animated is i think it's probably like i don't know if it's a famous poster but i'm sure lots of people because i remember other people told

me they had it and it was just all the different types of shits on the wall it's pretty sick and then i remember my neighbor this kid i knew donnie and he goes yeah i had one it's called the fart chart there's different kinds of farts well this girl's got all these period blood paintings all over the place oh yeah she's belongs in insane what happens when she stops menstruating is that just it like nature's way of telling you you're done you're done with your art your art get a new medium lady yeah the art's done despite her connections dermatologist says there isn't any evidence to back up the notion the period blood is a medicine holy grail so is that think she's big on vax or anti-vax this lady i think that she might be

anti-vax this is the cross that's what i'm saying this is the crossover between like you know female empowerment garbage where it sort of is too much of this like weird holistic community she's probably old school anti-vax yeah she's like why would i get a vaccine when i already have a vaccine in my body my period yeah i make a vaccine every month for everything i make a natural yeah for everything i make a vaccine for everything in the world every single month you know he can't drink anything too that's like red that guy's gotta be careful he goes like he's like a fucking like you know like a like castro or whatever where he has like a food taster you guys can you eat this can you just make sure there's no fucking period

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and go to that website to learn more. Let's get back into it. And one thing that was really funny is the Trump's True true social which is sort of slated to come out apparently they released their you know big statement or whatever and trump's truth social developing content moderation practices to ensure family friendly community so how fucking funny is that if truth social comes out and that is the most censored platform like makes fucking it makes twitter look like 4chan yeah i mean he he kind of you know what this is one thing i actually didn't really consider when he came out with this but he has so many people who are so against him that they're gonna like to own trump be like yeah i'm just gonna post all this child

pornography oh that's what they try that's the that's what they're sort of saying is they think that people are going to do all that however um the if this is the thing that's already illegal yes so there's a big difference between places being like we're getting rid of illegal content and we're making family friendly because like it's already illegal to post child porn right so that excuse didn't really make that much sense that's true that's true so it's kind of like the thing is all the but he wants to legit make it family friendly like so well it's family friendly live boning yeah yeah so no nudity right yeah no swearing no swears but this is the thing right so you you think they won't they won't show biden calling that guy a dumb son of a bitch no they would have would have to bleep it out. Well, I don't know.

It sounds like they're going to go the TikTok route. Because this is what they argue, right? We're getting this in a couple of weeks too, right? They said you can pre-order it, which is fucking amazing. Pre-order an app? Pre-order a free app? You're at the point where you're pre-ordering Truth Social. The best is, you know people who fucking like on his email list or whatever he sends 30 emails a day that's what yeah

i heard that fucking crazy our buddy sent that yeah our buddy sent that but then our buddy johnny was also showing me the other day because he's on it and he's like he's like i'm on them both or whatever and he's like the dems are all like you know we need to like save the country and then trump's all like yeah it's like if you uh if you donate now it's like we'll do an eight times bonus it's like a gambling website or something like the way they like treat it we're like yeah it's like you know just in the next he's like do you not care about freedom and there's a lot of that and like really boomery yeah but the the even funnier part was to me when i saw those emails was that he's raising the amounts of money

was like trump who just did true social which was like you know has so much capital right now and he's always claiming he's rich it was it was these emails being like we're trying to raise 50 grand for something yeah it was like all these like pretty small i don't even really know what the money goes for i guess his rallies because i guess he's still doing the rallies and stuff like that but yeah pre-ordering truth social be insane but it's it's almost like uh trump uh isn't what he was saying he was you know but he goes uh he like a con dude he gets everyone to fucking pump money into truth social for a spack and then it comes out and he goes we're gonna be like the most censored site yeah you know what the and you know what it's almost like he goes, we're going to be like the most censored site. Yeah. You know what?

It's almost like he just wants to do the other way around where he goes, yeah, yeah. And Jack Dorsey's banned before it even started. It's all like this big, long Hollywood. It's a lot of revenge. Where he gets Jack Dorsey's handle and he just makes it a piece of shit. Dorsey's handle is owned by Trump and it's just like, you know what i mean um he's just not handling his banning very well yeah well i i sort of saw a few things that were so funny about this but the first one he was like he noon's doubled down on the point reminding the true social will be open for all ideas all political debate from the left and the right

so this is kind of what they say they're like no no no we basically we don't we're you can do we don't have misinformation policies but you know all the other stuff that's so it's only misinformation why do you think anybody on the left is gonna go on the truth exactly that's the funny part it's like what is your value proposition for anybody on the left that's what i Other than come over here and fight with us. Come fight. Who the fuck? They're like, we're fine fighting on Twitter.

Who the fuck on earth that is like super left wing, like Nancy Pelosi in her bio, like fucking is going over to Truth Social just to get your handle? That was my favorite part. So I personally have a feeling it's not Just to get your hand off. That was my favorite part. So I personally have a feeling it's not going to get back. It's not going to get a ton of people from the left. I mean, you can follow me at the Ninja Jokes.

It's not like, you know, they won't even live like in his hotels or whatever. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Maybe that's worse. So basically, they're just saying no misinformation. So it's like the left-wing people, the only thing, you know, their biggest thing is misinformation they're like yeah but if you come over here there's gonna be uh we don't care but we don't

care about misinformation so if you were a left-wing people person you'd be like so it's basically twitter but more information and all right-wing people yeah it's like yeah it's sounds like worse than twitter but again just starting any sort of new new app like this is really well this is what... The Gab guys having this problem. They all have this problem because they all go, you know, it's a free-for-all here. And then they all kind of realize

that if they want this business to be profitable, it's impossible to... Well, that's like Getter. Everybody's like with Getter. They're like, are they already kicking people off of Getter? Yes. They all do it immediately. Yeah.

Well, they all have this idea of what it's going to be and then they are faced the reality that every other one has been but they were also lying they the reason they're saying they want to be a free speech platform is because there's a market share that's that likes free speech yes like there's a bunch of people they go i don't want to be on fucking being censored and they go oh we can you know be the freedom site freedom.com get all these people but then when they get over there, they go, they do the same thing as the other people. They go, well, now that we have them here,

let's try to make money off them and we can make more money off them if people aren't yelling the N-word on our site or whatever it is. Yeah. I mean, there's not even an issue with the N-word though. It is really crazy though that like, especially in hindsight, now we're away from it with Twitter, how they just straight up were like, yeah, you can't talk about the Hunter Biden stuff. Nuts. Like when they made it, you can't talk about the Hunter Biden stuff. Nuts.

When they made it, you couldn't repost the article. Remember that? Where they're like, you couldn't even repost it. Right before the election. So on Truth Social, they're not going to be censoring that kind of stuff. Great. Well, it doesn't matter. Damage is done. Because Twitter doesn't even seem to be really...

So maybe things could go viral on there that are getting censored everywhere else. Yeah, like Robert Malone can have an account on... Well, that is true, though. If they censored... You know, if Twitter and Facebook and Google all got together and censored one, and then there was one big one,

at least the articles would be fucking going viral. Yeah, the person could have somewhere to go... So the Hive co-founder... It's not like Telegram or something. Yeah, this guy's working with them that built the AI model for True social to offer content moderation to post to ensure sexually explicit content was taken down and posted include violence bullying and hate speech and spam never make it to the platform so seems like it's back to square one for the patriots yep yep back to

square one gab no good getter no good one last thing is that so you know the curb your enthusiasm cheryl hines and her name's cheryl on the show too right yep okay so i always interesting when you know what the funniest one is well but he's larry davis i think they're yeah but she's not playing yeah oh yeah i don't know that's true which is funny especially in a show when a lot of people are playing themselves, right? Yeah, that is true. But it is also, I always love it when you see the person's name

and it was like the guy's name's Brian and then you see his real name was Ryan. They just give him a tiny name change for the show. But this was very, very interesting. And I feel like up your alley, too. I actually didn't know this about her husband. Neither did I. It's kind of the Mr. Show situation.

Yeah. So Cheryl Hines, who's probably pretty similar to her character in the show, big Hollywood. Are you saying David Cross with the Amber Tamlin thing? No. Well, that as well. But I was saying the guy, the Mr. Show guy that was at the thing, that was at the Capitol riot and all that sort of stuff.

But even more so, yes, it was the David Cross, Amber Tamlin thing. But basically what happened is her wife is like, her husband is like doing rallies and stuff. You know, like freedom rallies and anti-mandates like freedom rallies he's also and he's jfk's nephew and she's getting and she's getting beat up on hollywood and then she makes a big fucking stance being like yeah my husband's wrong i just i'm disgusted with kelly a con kellyanne conway and shit where they're like they're polar opposite politically where he's like literally like i've but again he's just like this freedom guy and she's just like i'm an actress i take the path of least resistance well the path sure you can call that the path of least resistance but the path of least resistance is not dating this guy this is the thing oh but that's he wasn't probably

he wasn't this guy he was like a fucking like you know uh like um a political elite like establishment elite until like the kind of stuff shifted recently like he was probably pretty normal well she could have also just not said anything but i'm saying pre-trump he was just like a kennedy she married into the i'm sure that this cheryl hynes girl's very outspoken about all her political issues as well my point is i was watching this guy and he was talking about this YouTube video of like celebrity couples that, that like work the best. Cause it is really interesting.

Like there's two types. There's like the one where one person's really famous and the other person sort of like supports them and is kind of, you know, in the shadow a little bit, but maybe they don't want to be in the limelight. And, but you know,

obviously the money and everything helps everything together. It's both their money or whatever right now or there's the there's the ones where they work in unison and they were kind of saying like you know a jay-z beyonce would probably be like a good version of that where it's like it seems like everything they do sort of boost the other's profile yeah they're a real power couple and then there's the one where the one everything the one person do does does is hurting the other person. And it seems like those couples are so funny because they both have public lives that are hurting each other.

And it was like, at that point, you break up. Well, it's not so easy. What do you mean it's not so easy? Well, I mean, she doesn't want to leave the Kennedys. They got some fucking sick compounds. You're saying that the reason she doesn't want to leave is because of... Well, the thing is, she only had to comment on this because she got called out on it. Because she's on Twitter.

Like, look, if she wasn't on Twitter, like, if she was like, look, I could live without being on Twitter, then she could straight up, they could just be like, yo, they can't ever ask her what her opinions are about this stuff. Well, I know you're... She makes herself available to have to, like... So you're downplaying what's happening right now i'm not downplaying i'm just saying she's putting herself in that position right but you're underestimating you think that her not going to every like hollywood party and fucking every person's like she you're living a double life right and okay we're in comedy right yeah very similar do you think like a super left-wing girl could have

a boy could have like a super fucking right wing like anti-vax boyfriend what do you think that how would she be treated in the scene oh i mean she'd be treated like a fucking turncoat so you understand what i'm saying yeah i understand okay so obviously this is a like a big issue for them right and she basically comes out. And then the second part is that is very much a big move. You didn't even say what the main issue was, is that he compared the vaccine stuff to Holocaust. Yeah.

By the way, let's ask Cheryl Hines, because I read this and the first thing I said was, remember when AOC was like the fucking detention facilities were like concentration camps two years ago the the facilities that are currently in operation like it's not like fucking aoc was like two years ago was like yo these are concentration camps and they've been closed since they're still open what does cheryl hines have to say about that what do you got to say about that oh sherry sherry well she goes he basically said even in hitler's Germany, you could cross the Alps to Switzerland.

You could hide in an attic like Anne Frank did. Kennedy said, the 68-year-old nephew of John F. Kennedy at the anti-vax rally in Washington, D.C. Then he goes, today, the mechanisms are being put in place so none of us can run and hide. Then Cheryl, Cheryl decided she's going to go public. Dude, if I'm dating a girl and I'm fucking, she's out there putting public statements about me.

I'm saying that's a pretty, yeah. But again, it's because she, people were tweeting at her being like, yo, what's your comment? I don't care.

Yeah. Well, I'd be like, as far as I'm concerned, you lose the Twitter. No, no, no. As far as I'm concerned, that's because people were tweeting at her being like, yo, what's your comment? I don't care. Yeah. Well, as far as I'm concerned. You lose the Twitter. No, no, no. As far as I'm concerned, that's like a deal breaker. Yeah. You don't see that as a deal breaker? No, I agree.

It's like your girlfriend publicly going against you. It's like the Amber Tamlin thing where you're just like, this is insane. I see that as a deal breaker. Yeah. I mean, it's not. Well, again, it is a deal breaker, but also. Probably my main deal breaker is like fucking talking shit about me publicly but the thing is they're so they're in a fucking like you know they're married for however many years it's like it's this is such a new thing for their relationship

i feel like she was not having pre-trump she was a fucking kennedy there was no denouncing anything nobody gave her shit for anything okay what's your point of that though i'm just saying yeah it is a deal breaker but it's harder when you're like 65 and you're like what i'm getting divorced because she's just like did a tweet about me he's probably just like whatever well this is i think so i i don't think either of us are right or wrong we're just showing how we see it whereas i not a bitch yeah if my fucking chicks out there i don't go oh i'm 65 if i'm 65 and a kennedy and fucking rich i go yeah i don't and i'm fucking my'm 65. If I'm 65 and a Kennedy and fucking rich, I go, yeah, I don't need, and I'm fucking my whole thing is freedom mandates

and all this stuff. Yeah, beat it, Hollywood bitch. I'm done. I mean, I'm sure she's out there tweeting about me. I mean, the worst was by far the fucking Kellyanne Conway thing with whatever her husband was. Whereas you, your girlfriend could be like,

oh, small dick Danny out there. I do not the the comments i would like to apologize i wouldn't be like my husband's comments and the fact that he went for seconds multiple times he even said in his thing where they had some party and the party was like that's what i was just no no let me read that that's probably the best part of the article so this is this was my favorite part of the whole thing then he goes during the holidays last year Heinz and her husband threw a party at their California home guests were allegedly told to be vaccinated in order to attend and to be tested for COVID-19 before showing up to celebrate with the couple this is Heinz and Kennedy Kennedy was like

Kennedy made a statement on the party prerequisite saying oh i guess i'm not the boss at my own house so we we show we know what kind of guy kennedy yeah yeah we just let's do his little fucking shit she lets him do his stuff on the weekends go do your little thing take it easy on the holocaust comparisons how funny is that though that because that really does show that this guy's you know he's going to rallies for uh the vax to stop the mandates in the country but then at his own house you have to be vaxed to get in his own house dude do you think she checks his vax status when he comes home you go come on because honey we're gonna do this again i you know i'm not

vaccinated that's the fucking that is bit you know again this was it. That's the fucking, that is, but again, this was, this is the same thing about this article though because this is a people article and they say this is an anti-vax thing or whatever, but like,

is he anti-vax or is he anti-mandate? Because that thing in Washington was an anti-mandate. He's anti-mandate. Well, because everybody says

like they call, like with Tucker Carlson for example, like, you know, I don't know for sure, but like, you know,

people kind of are speculating like he's definitely vaccinated. Like, you like you know fox you have to be vaccinated to work there like they have all these things where people put the pieces and you're like he has to be vaccinated but then and then people call him anti-vax and he's like no i'm anti-man no shit yeah yeah so anyways no they love to fucking put them all together into one yeah i mean it's easier and but the it's kind of the same thing as the gab thing or whatever it's like these people that are like you should be able to say it and then the minute it's their thing they go well not here though it's like it almost is this

it is a little bit like if you're gonna be out there telling the government uh oh you should do this and this and this but you can't even make that happen to your own house. Oh, yes. So I'm saying that this is just a crazy relationship all around. You're saying you should have hit the bricks. Well, also, maybe that's why, like, you go home

and you get bitched around so much, and then you go to your Hollywood parties and have a bitch around, and then you go, it really is, like, you go over and you, yes, honey, okay, whatever you want, honey,

and then you go to your, like, men's rights thing, and you're kind of like, them telling us what to do. Like you go over and you, yes, honey. Okay. Whatever you want, honey. And then you go to your like men's rights thing and you're kind of like, they're telling us what to do. We'll go home and we'll fucking tell them to bake fucking food. I mean, it's literally Al Bundy going into his garage and doing no ma'am. That's what it is. He goes, yes, Peg. And then he goes into the garage and he goes, no ma'am, it's in session. I love the idea of going to do a speech at the mandates and then you're coming home and you're

like hey one of my buddies is coming over uh you're imagine this you're legitimately giving a speech at the mandate rally being like the restaurants should not let the not letting people in because the restaurants it's blasphemy this is nazi germany and then you go come on boys let's have a beer at my place and you go get carded by your wife they can't come in for a brew yeah that's fucking kennedy's oh yeah but i imagine they did this friction in their relationship has only existed in the last five years so if i guess i would definitely guess that yeah like before that they were just like this cushy fucking maybe these minor disagreements but she was probably just like i'm a fucking kennedy yo like this is the best and then she probably and then she was like oh like yeah and then she's part of the resistance now he's part of the resistance now he's part of the

resistance with the new resistance yeah and like you know probably at first it was like these minor differences but i bet you they had like no differences five years ago and now they're like now this is the thing that divided them like a lot of people there's families who are straight up like falling apart because it turns out some of them are against this shit and some of them aren't, but nobody ever knew these positions until the thing happened. He got banned from Instagram for sharing misinformation and stuff. So he's getting like hit by all that stuff.

And then he still has to go to their stupid Hollywood parties and stuff like that. Oh yeah. This guy's living a crappy life, man. I wish I could fucking get him in my, I wish I could have this guy's ear for a little bit and be like, buddy, what are you doing? You've got more money than her. It's not like,

you know what I mean? He goes, my money is her money now. Yeah. Idiot. He goes, you know how expensive it is to divorce her? I'm a fucking Kennedy.

She's going to take the whole hyenas compound. What a fucking scam. Yeah. I mean, you got to watch out. That guy got, I mean, I will say that there's just like i mean it's only people on the right who get in trouble for this stuff but it's just like yeah it's the holocaust stuff like this isn't nazi germany it's like it's a very lazy comparison okay let's get these beers kicking okay yes hold on so there's a thing

danny said he's never been able to funnel a beer. I mean, I might make a huge mess right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so the funnel's in place. Hold on. So this is the trick. You get it in here. Yeah. You got to keep the thing above.

Yeah, yeah. I know the... Does he, though? I know the science of the funnel. And then what happened last time you tried to funnel a beer? Oh, I think it started going down, then I just made a huge mess. Right.

It just all came out. Shit yourself. Got kicked out of the party. Put it that way. We were outdoors. Was that the end of your pledge? They go, you can't pledge anymore. They go, we're just going to paddle you and see you out.

This isn't a long one, but okay. Here we go. So I can probably do three more of those Well it's a foam you don't drink the foam Yeah I don't want the foam Can you empty that out? Well I don't want to drink the foam Yeah so empty that out

And then So Danny This is the type of guy Well the type of guy that can't funnel a beer Is also the type of guy that would let his girl talk publicly about him She'd be out there, my fucking small dick boyfriend. This bitch can't even funnel a

beer. Then you come home, you go, I'm in my late 30s. What are you gonna do? Here we are. Also, I recommended that you take them out of the fridge for a little bit. I didn't like them so cold. Too cold? That's a little chilly on the throat. Alright, here we go. You want to pour it on the side, you know the technique for foams? Okay, there you go. I don't know what he knows, though. That's the little chilly on the throat. All right, here we go. You want to pour it on the side, you know, the technique for foams?

Okay, there you go. I don't know what he knows, though. That's the thing, right? This is going to be finally Danny becomes a man. I think after you— Bar mitzvah number two. I think once you funnel the beer, you're going to spend less time letting your girl talk shit to you online.

All right. Do you breathe out beforehand? Yeah, you might going to spend less time letting your girl talk shit to you online. Do you breathe out beforehand? Yeah, you might want to breathe out. Finally becomes a man. See you in Valhalla. Oh, that's not right. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ow. And now he is a man. Oh, that's not right. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh puke? No Alright If you want to puke it out

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At Ryan Long Comedy At Danny Jokes Next week I'm going to release the date of when my special's coming out oh very soon yeah dude that really i i'm telling you i underestimate how much it really just like hurts what is it the diaphragm right here i didn't i feel no pain no pain no fear no surrender yeah i'm a bitch obviously because uh but that was good we got it down so sternum for you was the problem. It was right here. It really, I don't know, it hurt.

The gas. I don't know what it was, but yeah, it wasn't. I think it's the gas. Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. Finally, the boys' gas has become the man's gas. What do you do?

Do you crush these on your head now? I think you crush it on your head. Take it back for five cents. Probably what you're going to be doing. There's a pretty sizable deposit on this. I want to crush the kind on the head. Actually, I'd like to take the can back for the cash refund. I'm fucking wasted right now.

Is this normal? Dude, I'm fucking tuned up right now. Dude, I'm fucking loaded. New episode on the Patreon every week. Oh, yeah. The BoyzCast. Peace. Also, oh, no.

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