The Boyscast with Ryan Long - A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US!

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by their husbands.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Danny's spicy tweet 13:27 - Blogs moralizing 20:12 - Drawn-on freckles 21:16 - Campaign promises vs. reality 24:06 - Cenk 28:01 - Erika Kirk 30:13 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase 31:52 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 32:25 - Pastor virgin vs. Hoe 47:38 - Jesus was a pimp 52:43 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 54:17 - Midlife women are disgusted by their disgusting husbands 1:08:10 - UK disability fraud 1:13:04 - Bloggers vs. Norris 1:18:47 - Woman marries river 1:20:01 - Help my wife won't let me sniff her panties 1:25:10 - Wrap up

Fellas! Before we get into the meat of this podcast, for which I have lots to talk about, I want to give a shout out to a man. His name is Adam Pearson. So this is a man. Is something funny? A brave man.

So some people might not know he has a facial deformity. And he overcame that. He's walking the Oscars. He's walking the Oscar, red carpet, standing up to bullying. Yeah. And, you know, so I'm, I've just, this guy's an inspiration.

to me. He's an inspiration to everyone around me. So I'm reading about this guy. I'm looking him out, but this is a few days. This is about a week I've been on this guy. I go, if that guy can accomplish that. Imagine what me can do. Yeah, imagine what me can do. Imagine what anyone can do when you have people like out.

You know, and this guy's life has not been easy. I think we can all agree on that. He has a terrible facial deformity. It's a condition. So actor Adam Pearson, this is an article about him because obviously he's getting a lot of press. It says, this is from news.com. it says actor Adam Pearson hits back

at comedian's cruel tweet about him. Now, yeah, I just want to say kudos to you because who's this piece of shit comedian who would cruelly tweet about him. He has an appearance at the Oscars. He's on the red carpet. Yeah. That made him the target of a comedian's cruel jibes.

That comedian, someone that I thought I knew, comedian I've even called a friend. Not any longer. Comedians name is Daniel Polishok. Yeah. Now, I don't want to say that him being Jewish has something. Trying to bring down people. Bring people down.

Trying to dim people's inner light. Danny Polishok has found himself at the center of a controversy. Multiple publications. Multiple publications. So here's the thing. I thought it was a funny joke. Do you want me to read the joke? Sure.

So a different man star, Pearson, who has several facial disfigurements due to his condition, neurofibromosis, was in attendance at the Oscars. Comedian and podcaster Daniel Poleshuk shared a photo of Pearson at the red carpet to his 100,000 plus followers on X this week, accompanied with a nasty caption, nasty. Me and the boys after taking Chinese peptides for five years. Hey, man, I thought it was funny. Turns out a lot of people didn't, well, a lot of people did find it funny.

This is the thing is because obviously it went viral because people liked it. Right. But then it hit a point where he, I guess, came across. That's the part you weren't expecting is for him to get involved. You thought he was some guy that you could just push around. I mean, everybody's like, you're punching down. I'm like, he's at the Oscars. He's a movie star.

He's a movie star. You're saying he's a movie star. And they're like, you're punching down. You're a podcast. That's like saying like, you know, Peter Dinklage jokes are just like off limits. Right. And you're like, this guy's like a big successful movie star. Yeah, basically what happened is this was, I don't know what night it was, but I was about

to go to bed, I was on Twitter, and then I was like, you know, I'm going to tweet this. I think enough time is because I, because I, I had my idea. You're in a fight with your wife. You say, well, I can't hit her, but someone's got to get it. Someone's got to take my wrath. But like the night of the Oscars, I was like, you know what? People might get mad about this because it was so fresh, but then it was a few days later. So I kind of tweeted it.

It was, you know, doing whatever. And then I went to bed. And then I woke up and I opened Twitter. Classic. Yeah, the classic. Like remember the woman on the flight who like she said something and she like was on the plane for 10 hours. And that's you just sleeping do. Yeah.

And he's like, do, do do do do. To do. Woke up in the morning and I opened Twitter and I go, oh boy. People are mad. And then I just muted the conversation. By the way, greatest feature ever is if everybody's mad at you about something, you just mute it. You do have a pretty high tolerance for not giving a shit about what people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it was kind of really clogging on my feed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then my notification. So I just hit the old mute button. And then I was like, well, that's that. And was it that?

No, because then it became news. Dude, my wife, her mom was like, my sister just called me. She's like, Daniel. She read something in the news. What is this? What happened? I go, it was just a joke I made on Twitter. So this is your wife's mother aunt.

Yeah, yeah. It's just reading the news. She's on Facebook. Who is this piece of shit? And then she's like, what, what? What? No. not my Daniel

and then yeah yeah so and she's like what's going on I'm like it's nothing I'm like just give it two days it'll be gone if you listen

that's why I didn't if you're gonna be in my life you're gonna have to deal with shit like this I was literally the not your first time on the news guy oh James Franco

did you did anyone write you for comment uh no but I got a lot of messages from angry people from the disabled community or just normal? Mostly British people. So I guess he's like a real

bigger celebrity. He's a big deal. I've seen the picture, I don't know. So I'd never heard of him. I guess he's a big deal in England. So it was a lot of like, oh, I'm mate. I guess that's Australian.

But it was a lot of angry British people. Yeah, bruv. Hey, bruff. A lot of angry British people mostly. I mean, my favorite thing was people being like, Is he Chinese? No. I think he's just a white guy. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, no, he's not Chinese.

No, no, no, no. That would have been worse. Not great if that was the case. Because he's Chinese. How would it be, yeah, you, have no idea. Yeah, yeah, I had no clue. But yeah, a lot of people like, yeah, it's disgusting to make fun of someone's, you know, face, you ugly, disgusting piece of shit. Oh, so they're calling you ugly.

Yeah, yeah, I got a lot of that. Take a look in the mirror, pal. I got a lot of that. Anyone calling you fat? I got a lot. Because they were to me. I got a lot of different things. But then I had a lot of people who were being like, yeah, that was pretty funny.

Like everybody. So this didn't bother you at all? Was there a point where you're just like, oh, could this get worse or something? There was like a minute where, you know, because you don't want the thing. And, you know, not that I want to kind of tell people how to run their do things. But you don't want like people calling venues, obviously. But they don't know how to call. This doesn't seem like it's in the territory.

These shithole countries don't even know how to dial in America. a number so I'm not too worried. They're going, what is it plus 4-4? They don't even know how to do it. Of the things that you can get in trouble for, you're just like, oh, you made fun of a guy. I mean, that was essentially what Mike Ward went to the human. If you were in Canada, you could be in the human rights tribunal.

I'd be in the fucking human rights tribunal. I mean, that's essentially what Mike Ward's, you know, case was about, something like this. Luckily, we live in the USA. Right, you can make fun of all the disabled people's faces you want if that's how you choose to live your life. I thought it was a funny jokes. Look, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, all right?

Polish, Chuck. When Danny was picking on this guy, he wasn't expecting this guy to have a platform and a voice and to stand up for himself. I think already had Twitter. I didn't, look, the thing is, it does seem like I do get the idea of someone like that. It wasn't just thought out as. I've had, I'll tell you, I had one time that I, I did a, I did a, someone it was I can't remember where

I don't think it was vice but it was like it might have been like New York Times or something and I was this was like peak articles being crazy right and I quote tweeted him was something like I don't even remember but like something along the lines of what a shitty article

right like imagine you go to journalism school and this is what it come up with I literally can't remember and the guy commented underneath it, I worked really hard on it. He didn't even come at me with like, fuck you, you, you know. He came at me and he goes, just so you know, I worked really hard on this article and something, something. Yeah.

And it was just, you know, I just like, I deleted my tweet. I go, you know what? Well, that's the way. So that's the thing. Another thing. Because when I woke up. It was too real at that point. Yeah.

When I woke up on the next morning and it was kind of like popping off and I was just like, I don't want to delete it because it seems like kind of like a bitch move. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then I was just like, whatever, I'll just let this play out. And then the news article started. It's a tough one. And I was like, hope Jake Tapper doesn't find out about this.

When you get killed with kindness, it does hurt you more. Yeah. Like if you're just like, your fucking fat mom and you're like, yeah, she's very morbidly obese. The doctors have given her five months. She's on the breathalyzer right now. I'm going to visit her. And we're staying the night there. Yeah, and you're just like, sorry.

Not to this. Like, I would never be like, I would never be like, I would never, quote tweet that guy being like, look at this disgusting, disfigured man. And you're like, what was the joke? Yeah. I'm just like, hate this guy. Pretty mild for what you got for getting canceled. Yeah. And there was, you know, there's no cancellation. No, no, no. I know. It's more like, the more, the part that stressed me out was when the family was like, are you going to be okay to me? Like they're like, is everything? Yeah, yeah. Like my in-law, is everything okay? And I'm like, yeah, it's fine. I'm like, this isn't the first time this has happened to me.

Like literally two days and it'll be over. And it is. Just like exactly as predicted. And because someone was like, why don't you like respond? That's the nature of the thing though. Like I had this,

you know, tell that to Michael Richards. Two days. Yeah. It's not two days for everybody. Not two days for everybody. Depends on what it is. It depends on what it is.

But I knew this thing. Like it's getting, you know, getting picked up by like page six because like they just need something to fucking fill the space or whatever. A lot of people picked it up. You know, yeah, it was in some Australian thing or whatever and like some random like blogs.

You know what I know it's so funny. So somehow this didn't hit my algorithm and I haven't, we haven't seen each other for a couple days. Yeah. I saw you yesterday, but we didn't talk about this. I had a bunch of boys cast people. Well, someone on the Patreon sent me this article. Yeah, yeah. And I didn't realize.

Isn't that crazy? That's funny. I was reading this article and I was kind of like, I don't know, I guess. like I don't see what the big deal like yeah and then it's and then I read Polish Shuck who was referred to the growing largely unregulated market for buying synthetic peptides on explaining it explained your joke primarily from when I saw your name though I was like whoa whoa what I was like a bunch of boys guys listeners basically said me this being like funny joke primarily from Chinese suppliers for purposes like weight loss and muscle gain yeah it was a funny

joke, what he perhaps hadn't realized, you can tell me if you hadn't realized. I hadn't realized that they were correct. This is real journalism right here because what I hadn't realized that they were correct about. What Poloshaq hadn't realized is that Pearson was also active

on X. Yeah, I had not realized that. He had never come across my feed before. And was among the 3 million plus people who've seen the tweet. Pearson reposted it with a caption of his own. He said, I was today years old When I learned the taking peptides for five years

Made you an Academy member Award winning actor An Oscar attendee Clap back Adam Pearson claps back Yeah Good for him At this point

Poloshuck whimpered into the club No there were some people who were like Yo you should really like fucking lead into this I'm like nah No you know that would be mean I'm not leaning into this Yeah you were trying to be funny on me.

Yeah, it was trying to be funny not me and I'm like, I'm not like trying to milk this that is the worst person to be in a

like a spat with yeah. It's the most sympathetic character in the history of the world. Literally the real life elephant man. I'm just like,

all right. You win Adam Pearson. You can tell a lot about a person's character by looking at who they're willing to punch down doors even in the name of comedy.

Pearson's followers applauded him for sticking it to the bully. I didn't add him. Like, yo Adam Pearson. Check this out. Nice face. I think it's not enough to be not against this.

You have to be actively against deformity bigot. I was hoping that you would start getting some emails being like, you need to kick Danny off the podcast from some British person. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I didn't. But that would be funny if, yeah, when they start. reporting to like your workplaces but like all your workplace are worse. Yeah.

I mean a lot of comedy clubs are like that. Yeah. Can you believe the guy said that? And guys like, there's a guy we're saying something worse for right. Yeah, as I'm answering this email, someone's talking to doing a really rough rape joke. Yeah. So I see you a lot more than that. So I think you should make a donation.

I'll make a donation. I'll donate my $12 in Twitter revenue from that. tweet. Yeah, you do it. That is funny. Donate the Twitter revenue from the tweet, the $12 I got. Yeah. You know what was kind of funny?

I was even thinking about in the concept, like even in this, it's the blog's moralizing, right? Yeah, of kind of a part. And you know, they like some drama. Yeah. Like page six is just like, here's a fucking piece of celebrity drama. Right. Me being also a celebrity, obviously.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, that's, that is true. It does solidify you as a slab. but it is funny that nowadays you're right this is more drama happening involving a famous person but there was obviously times where

and still does happen where the blogs and the places are moralizing but it was kind of making me laugh that we got to a point in society where TMZ was moralizing like TMZ was like can you believe this racist thing we go we're getting lectured by paparazzi the literal

ambulance chasers from every way you can think about it that is known as the scum of the earth. Yep. And the scum of the earth is lecturing you

about morality. Yeah, trying to be like, can you believe this guy? The people who won't leave you alone when you're eating with your,

you know, you're eating with your family and they're coming up, camera in your face. Like taking upskirts of chicks. Taking upskirts. The actual scum of the earth, TMZ,

was lecturing people about like racial, you know, racial prejudice and bigotry and you go, they're the, as bad as it gets. Yeah.

It's also kind of thinking it's funny when people we're saying that you know, because they're like it's not enough to not take stances. You have to take stances. When someone says,

you have to tell me your politics, like when someone's like, you need to stand up and say who you voted for or you'll be, that's kind of like someone asking you, I need you to tell me how hot you think my wife is. When we, they want,

there's one right answer to this question. Correct. Yes. But TM's immoralizing. So this guy, has he tried to do surgeries? because he's got a rough he's got a rough go

well I mean he's the problem is is like it's he I think he's stuck in the fat character actor zone now right like you know the thing where you guys get fat and then they lose weight and then you're like well we have no work for you now because you were the fat guy I think if he kind of he's just a regular guy

so I don't I think his his meal ticket is the face at this point well how many of those are they gonna make like they already that he was the perfect guy for that movie well he's been in many movies, I believe. Oh, okay. One movie.

So in Britain, this guy is like crushing it. I think so, yeah. He's not playing the funny bone in Des Moines like you. No, no, no, no. He's not a funny bone. No, this guy's a real... He has way more money than us, put it that way. Yeah, he's doing way better than us.

Which, again, I would like... Punching up, yeah. If there was just like some random person came across my feet, I would obviously not do a tweet like that. He was in a movie, a different man with... I think he was in a movie with what's her face? Scarlett Johansson, who you met? Um, um, Scojo

Scojo. Friend of the pod. Yeah, friend of the pod. And, yeah, I don't know. He's, he's been in a movie. Yeah, different man.

I think he's like the star of the movie. It was like a movie star. Yeah, he's a big movie star. Yeah. You're punching at Hollywood movie stars. Yeah, that's kind of Hollywood. British Hollywood. But that's kind of how I was,

uh, thinking about it. But yeah, if I search his name, there's a big Reddit thread about me. I mean, I've dated some girls that when their makeup came off in the morning, they looked about like that.

Yeah, we have the stones to tweet about them? I'm not a tweeter, really. I've just never been a tweeting guy. Yeah, that's true. Probably tweeted like five funny things in the last 20 years. I just post my videos on Twitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're more a design for Twitter.

Yeah, I'm more of a Twitter guy. I like Twitter. You know how girls? Not slightly less, no. I honestly think, too, because my Twitter, after Elon Musk retweeted one of my videos. videos. He didn't retweet that one? No, no. But then my, I think honestly, that was a factor because then, like, my Twitter was, like, cooking after he retweeted my video. Yeah. Like, I was just, like,

just tweets that were doing, like, two million views. Wow. So I think that might have, like, I don't know if that contributed to how it went so viral. Also, Screlli retweeted it. And I go, that's probably not good. Oh, he retweeted that one. That one, I go, that's how it started. Because he's a peptide guy. He's an anti-peptide guy, actually. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, but I saw that guy. I'm just going to bed. You do have an interesting temperament that you can be part of a shit storm and just fucking turn it off.

Yeah, well, once you turn it off. I mean, that's the thing. People are like, oh, this is horrible. Yeah, you just turn it off. I mean, obviously, like, they were finding me literally, like I was getting comments on every platform. Really?

Yeah, yeah, I was getting, being like, what a piece of shit and all this stuff, you know? It's a game. But you're right, though. They won't. A lot of those people could see your, a joke with, like,

your feed six months later and we'll put it together. It was the same guy. No idea. No idea. It is interesting. The internet has like a memory of a goldfish unless you like kill somebody. Yeah, but it is interesting the way that people operate where you could be that person where you read an article and then you're just like, I'm going to go find him on every platform and

get mad. Yeah. It's a wild way to live your life. It's crazy way to live your life. I would never do such a thing. Yeah, who lives like that? But I mean, that's some people's thing is, you know, like my, I was having to explain to my wife.

She's like, are you upset? I'm like, I get messages like this unrelated to this tweet all the time. Right. This isn't like new. So it's just like games a game, you know? I'm the man in the arena. You know what people say like some version of like, oh, you think you haven't heard? I'm a black woman detective.

You know what I have been through or whatever? Then you go, I am a Jewish comedian. You think that that is the worst that I've seen? Yeah, yeah. It's not even close. Not even close. But people were mad. People were quite mad.

But they weren't as mad as like the cuties thing. My cuties tweet from like, what was your cuties tweet? Remember when the there was everybody was mad about the movie cuties? And then I was like, I posted a fake t-shirt saying that I was selling cuties merch and it was like I watched cuties and all I got was this lousy erection. People were like pretty out about that one.

But that one, yeah, yeah, that was like straight trolling. That was straight trolling. Like you weren't. But again, I was getting. fucking I was getting it. I forgot about the cuties. You know. I mean, look, my main

thing is these are all just in the service of jokes. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. So I'm just like, hey. Well, those ones specifically are because they're not even anything political. Yeah, it's just a joke. I'm thinking on the topic of makeup, I don't know if you've seen there's a new thing that women are drawing on

freckles. Yeah. They give themselves fake freckles. The wife does that. She puts on fake freckles. Yeah. And then I literally walk around my apartment. I go like this, I go, like I fucking rub them off her face. She hates it.

If your chick is doing fake freckles, do that. Just walk after her. Well, no, you need to come with a fake scar where you, you know what I mean? Like you. Yeah, just like the fucking. You put it, yeah, the guy from the wire. Yeah, yeah.

Like, yeah. Like, you need to come with fake cauliflower ears and a fake scar. Like I just have like a like a Hollywood makeup artist. Yeah, come in. dude like just do me a scar I mean that is no different the girls doing fake freckles as the guy doing like a fake cauliflower year basically yeah

yeah it's great which is our old invention which was clipping clip on cauliflower ears yeah yeah stupid but anyways if your trick does that just go wipe them off with you yeah that's funny just like you go oh you got something in your face so I was on the topic back to

the political element I was watching it's funny because I keep getting hit with compilations of, you ever watch compilations of, like, presidents before, when they were campaigning, talking about war versus when they're in office talking about war? Yeah, yeah. It is really hilarious.

You know, I kind of want to do a video about that, but it is, there's, Trump's getting hit with some pretty hard ones where it's like, he's out here being like, this moron Joe Biden is probably going to go into war in Iraq because he doesn't have the fucking, he can't negotiate all this stuff. This guy, this stupid idiot is going to be, if you vote this woman into power, I promise you were going to be in a war in Iran.

Because his IQ is so small. He's going after Obama for the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they all have a little bit of it. They come in, I mean, campaigning, you're just like, you know, I'm going to avoid every war. When you're in there, you're just like, yeah. I mean, look, yeah, in this country, you're getting war. They bring you into the room.

And they go, you know, they show you the pictures. and what was the old Bill Hicks joke? They'd shoot the other guy. Zeprooter film from a different angle. Any questions? Right. Yeah. Yeah.

As soon as they're done campaigning and they're out there out here, being like, bye, bye, Arabs. See, if anything, I almost think that Trump saying that stuff was him was the lie. Because he has, there was like an article and an interview of him from like the 80s that came out. He was back in. No, yeah, from the 80s that came out where he's like, man, like with Iran. He's like, we need to take that. Island, Karg Island or whatever.

This was, like, he had a hard-on from Iran for, like, since the 80s. Interesting, because he was talking about Joe Biden. But I think that was more, Ron's going to get you into a war. Yeah, I think that was more politics where he's just kind of saying the stuff he thinks to get elected. And then this, this is, feels like this is actually the real him just because, you know, historically he was, like, very anti-Iran. He did not like Iran since literally 80s.

You know what else is funny is that, uh, the video when he was talking about, um, how he, like he's, I don't get credit for the wars I stopped. Uh-huh. It's like, uh, the equivalent of telling your girl you want credit for all the women you didn't fuck. Basically. And you're just like, I mean, the barista at the Starbucks, she wanted it. She was giving me eyes.

She was giving me eyes. Could have fucked her. Then I took an Uber home, like the female Uber driver, she wanted to suck it, told her not to. Yeah, yeah, my, uh, Uber pool passenger was for sure would have hopped on it. You want to give me a hand easily. I think your mom even was fucking, looking at the kid. and I put yeah, waved it up.

You're kind of, yeah, you're asking for just all the credit for stuff you didn't do. And you go, I don't know if it was on the table. He go, it was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guaranteed. Yeah, that was a done deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a done fucking deal.

Also, so there is one of the things that, uh, I would think most fried people's brains was Charlie Kirk a little bit when I've been watching. Chink Unger, uh, is that his name? Yeah, Jank Uyghur. He makes, he makes, he, he makes, he, he makes, he, he makes, he is. makes me laugh because this guy has the wildest takes on everything, right?

So Charlie Kirk had a he had a, this guy died, right? 75 year old man, he died playing pickleball. Oh, the pickleball, yeah, yeah. And first of all, like, he's not, it's funny, all the articles are like, mentor to Charlie Kirk dies, but it was just some guy, right? Some guy, yeah.

Yeah, but he goes, this is Shang Gunger, he goes, Charlie Kirk's mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident. That's an incredibly strange coincidence. if you're going to say that's not weird, then there's tons of pickleball fatalities. You sound nuts. I don't know what happened, but I don't think it's perfectly normal.

And you notice that the minute I ask a simple question, you get labeled a conspiracy theorist. And you're just like, most 75-year-old men die from falling. Yeah. Yeah, that's the OG one. But more importantly, just... And then he had, like,

he's like, there's someone community noted, him and there's like there's 19, I think there's like 19,000 pickleball injuries a year in the United States because mostly old people playing. But you're just such a one-track mind that someone dies, you're just like, he's Facebook friends with Charlie Kirk. So it's like, what do you think happened? Like Mossad came and dumped a bucket of grease on the pickleball court? Oh, yeah, for sure.

Like, yeah, someone hit like a shot too hard and then like just hit him in the head. What an operation? Yeah, yeah, you know. Then we'll get him on the pickleball court. And then, you know, nobody would suspect a pickleball death. Yeah, it's like, they'll just mark that as an accident and another win for Massad. Yeah, it's like the COVID. It's getting very silly out there.

Yeah, it's like the COVID to, like, Epstein, to Charlie Kirk, to Israel, like, kind of pipeline. It's just making people nutty. But this is, I feel like the Charlie Kirk one has been making me laugh at the most. And obviously, there's some funny things and there's some stuff, this and that. But the extremes to which like people that kind of runs like big businesses are taking it to, Oh, yeah. And then you're crazy. If I'm like, little interesting that a guy that knew Charlie Kirk at 75 fell over playing pickleball and hit his head, little interesting.

I'm just saying it doesn't really add up. And you go, that's actually not that unplausible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's not, that's, you know, if you have something else, like if that should start with you being like, I have some information that will. Like he met with, you know, like, someone saw him with like an Israeli guy having like a blowout at a restaurant. He's starting from the place of like, and I guess the argument they make is everyone lies so much that I can't believe anything. Yeah. But you go, I feel like you need to bring me more than really.

Well, I guess you truly aren't a Twitter guy, Ryan, because Twitter eats that shit up. They're just like, what? Yeah, I guess it's fun for them. Yeah, well, it's fun for them. It's, you know, there's so many people whose priors are just, you know, they have these priors and they're like, yeah, of course. Like, there's so many people who are like Israel killed Charlie Kirk. They see this stuff and they're just like, aha, another data point. When you're talking about that, people were at least coming at you with like a plausible theory of like, you know, this thing doesn't make sense.

This thing doesn't make sense. His, he doesn't have one thing that doesn't make sense yet. Correct. Yeah, yeah. Like if your buddy comes up to you and you go, this is a little weird, this is a little weird. They go, what are the things that are a little weird? He goes, 75 year old guy, falling over playing pickleball. Yeah, you don't have any questions about that?

You go, what is the part that's weird? You go, I think you need to bring me a... Well, you're... At least the conspiracies a lot of times that my friends bring me have like a few things that seem more crazy. Sure, sure. Well, I think we're just in this era

where, yeah, they don't... They don't care. Erica Kirk is fucking getting it, by the way. Oh, she's getting it. It's big business. Dude, the Erica Kirk Traction business? Is it big business? It's so funny that it started out,

like, day one. It was just like, anyone who says anything bad about this and lost their job. And then fucking day... 17, it was just like this fucking bitch. Literally a whole industry of memes.

So they have a thing, he goes, this article, it goes, did Erica Kirk go on a shopping spree the day after Charlie Kirk was assassinated? Did she? And then you read the article and they said, no. So I'm telling you, this is, did it. Turns out the assistant had the card and she had.

I mean, honestly, I will say that even... What a fun time. I read that article and I go, even still, I'm like, that's weird that like her assistant was, you know, the day after Charlie was assassinated. She's like, I'm going shopping. That is even, I go, that's going. Hey, that one, I wasn't, if that people are looking into that one, I'm not saying.

It was more the ones where people bring you, that starts with a weird thing. Like, how do we find this out? You know, like, is someone at aloe being like, yo, you won't believe this? Like someone's like, you know, some informer at aloe. I think there's fucking, like an all-a-baller at turning point, USA. Oh, yeah, it must be, yeah, must be someone at- I think if you are an attorney for in USA, you don't know who to trust. You're not going to believe this the day after fucking, uh,

who the fuck is TC that you're, uh, it's like Erica showed up wearing new aloe pants. Yeah. I'm not saying anything, but just make of that way you will. But you can understand what I'm saying where I go, if she was shopping, that is weird. Of course. I would look into that. Yeah, yeah. That is a little strange.

Uh-huh. What isn't strange is 75-year-old guy slip into his head. Sure. I mean, most 80-year-old guys playing pickleball are playing with death. I mean, literally probably number one cause of death for the elderly is falling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what was that? The chick who was the CEO of Facebook, her husband was on a treadmill,

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Go to Danycompan.com for tickets. So there's this Christian. He's a pastor. He has this business where he kind of, I think he sells something to churches. He runs a company that helps Christian ministries grow their social media and stuff like that. Yeah. You know, like, all streaming comes from churches? Like, all the streaming technology, like, remember...

What you're talking about? Dude, like, churches were, like, the first ones who, like, pie... Like, they were the first adopters of, like, live streaming. Like, really, like, early, early adopters of live streaming. So, like, a lot of, like... I've heard, like, when we were trying to figure out that board, they were, like, you want to ask someone who ran a church because, like, they know how to use all this stuff.

They've been doing it, like, forever. I'm sure a lot of things came from churches, architecture stuff. Yeah. came from churches yeah um very i'll tell you what whenever you see uh super chats they're probably like yo we need some digital tie things amazing black keyboard players in the new york jazz scene where do you think they got they came from yeah yeah tons i know or just in general when you see like a lot of the really good drummers in the new york scene you go this guy i grew up in new york you didn't have a drum set in his house that's a church guy yeah yeah robert randolph this guy who i like

he's like a plays a pedal steel and he's a big church guy so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah A lot of the big organ players, all church guys. So you're right, there's tons of stuff that comes from church. Yeah, yeah. But also, a lot of these church guys, like, you know, when you think of the, when I think of the ones, and I didn't grow up somewhere religious. So certain people grew up a different place where people were more religious and they knew that was more normal. So it was more varieties and cool guys. Where I grew up, it was a lot of Ned, like, when you knew a guy that was super religious, his dad was Ned Flannes.

His dad was Ned Flanders. Right. You know, very much buttoned down. Hey, neighborino. A neighborino, but mean. Right. Do you know the type? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, very, like get off my lawn. Very surface level nice. But I was, one of them, his, he, I was banned from hanging out with him by his church dad. Oh, that. Because he said I was a bad influence. And you were. And I was. But my point was the way that I irritated this guy, he couldn't hold it in.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you really knew how to push the old guys' buttons. I wasn't even trying. I would just be at this guy's house. Your existence just... My existence would be flustering him. Yeah, yeah. The things I would...

Sure. Clog the toilet again. It's like third time today, Ryan. Ryan, I think it might be time you go to your own house. You can tell this guy was like losing it. Yeah, so I finished the toilet roll. Do I just flush the toilet roll cardboard as well? Because I did.

No, you don't do that. Please leave our own. home. Me and your son were just getting head from some bras. Yeah, so, but it was a very specific type, right? And they were passive, very passive aggressive. Yeah. Now I know

some people that were religious that are it's almost the white guy American religious almost remind me more of the black guy Canadian religious where there was a lot of black guy religious where you're like, it's just a normal guy that's religious, doesn't do none of the stuff. Right, yeah, yeah. That's like most people. Right, right, right. But in where I grew up, the ones that did it.

And even the pastors, you know, because I had to get baptized and go to this church and with Pastor Milton Berry. Milton Berries, yeah. But he was, they all seem very closeted. They all have like a fucking, um, so I think there's other people online

that'll say like some of these like super Christian guys end up being simps and they bang these girls that's like bang a ton of guys and they become religious and sims get walked all over. Change them, you know. Well, a lot of these guys they're trying to, they're trying to, do right by the Lord, but they end up kind of getting walked all over because of it, right? Yeah.

Yeah. So this guy, his name is Trevor Sheets, and he's done a whole fucking article about how his wife used to be a hoe and she found God and everything. 34 million views. 34 million views. It kind of reminds me of when the guys used to do the videos where they go, you know, I just want to say, my wife's fat and I don't care, who knows, I think she's beautiful. And if you're the wife, you'd think like, you know, not the, yeah, that is right.

I did marry a foul woman. And there's nothing. And it's kind of like, I'm a hero a little bit. And if you were the wife, you'd be like, what the fuck? I'm in a mixed-way relationship and there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, but this is, again, he has some business. So he's got, you know. His business is social media.

Yeah, content for the business. On the Mount Inc., we help sound Christian ministries grow their social media 50% in three months. so yeah but there's a right way and a wrong way to grow it he's going viral before everyone being like you're a bit well i wonder you know 34 million views maybe a lot of women yeah but maybe like half a million or one million of them are like you know christian people who are like good for this well i think there's different churches there's the you know obviously yeah but there's certain people say there's i think it's the one i am anglican that the anglican pastor is like pander to the women right because they have all these

like single women come and the pastor acts like their boyfriend you know and somebody's banging some of them i'm talking shit but yeah these are things i've heard Sure. But this one was especially funny. It's like, I'm getting married, and yes, my wife fucked everyone in the town. She was a real ho. Oh, even though, and this woman right here, I just want to say I love her, even though she had banged Tom and she banged Dan and she banned.

But this is the perfect woman for me, and I want to take her home. And you love that woman. You cherish that woman. Even though you had to wash the come off her shirt yourself. Yeah. Yeah, I guess how many people thinking, oh, your wife, you say she's a hoe, how many men she's he been with? Probably, surely it couldn't be more than 20. You say, surely, it couldn't be more than 20.

Ah, this woman has been with 25 women last week, and I love her too. Yeah, and I guess they just go back to like, Jesus' mom was a prostitute or whatever, right? Right. Well, Jesus didn't marry her. Sure, but they love going back to the idea where they're just like, you know, prostitutes can be redeemed. As long as they're not, they don't remain prostitutes. It's almost like, you know, fucking getting like a, you know, a big buck. I'd say the equivalent of like, you know, these people are not to be discarded by society.

You should forgive them and you should treat them with respect. And he's like, got it, married her and we're having twins. You go, not what I said. Not exactly. Well, there is that big idea if you should never judge a woman's past. I've been saying, hey, I don't also think you should judge my past of the fact that I did start a Ponzi scheme that was stealing old people's pensions. Hey. Listen, we can all turn a new leaf

Maybe I got a couple restraining orders on me From some past relationships Happens Did I have a domestic or two? Can I not go within 50 feet of any school? Sure A few dewey's under my belt

That did relate In a death of a child. Now, hey, the past is the past. That was me then. This is me now. That was me then. This is me in the fall. That's Winter Ryan.

Once I kind of sort this out, that's going to be me. Listen, we're all going to call the past the past. The fact that I stole some old people's pensions, I got a couple of domestics under my belt. We're not going to bring up. We're not going to bring up the fact that you got banged out by two basketball players. When you were 19, you know, we've all fucked up. I just want to say, I love my slutty wife. and you should grab your

slutty wife and you hold your slutty wife and you tell her I forgive you for those men that you have penetrated. Yeah. She has been penetrated by not one, not two, not three. Airtight. That's how she tells it. And that pussy is reborn.

And that is a fresh vagina. The Lord has say I am banging a virgin. You think if he baptize her, he has to baptize the pussy too. He goes, could just get a little down there? He just got some extra. He just got like a little extra. He comes in.

Some holy water. just he's got the mother load they're bringing the truck of holy water and she's dragged just a dunk tanker just full dunk tank you're gonna be a dunk tank baptism

yeah yeah it's a lot like that I love my fat wife uh kind of my wife was formerly promiscuous I was a virgin oh

fucking virgin loser dork dated for four months engaged for a year or two and a half and we did sin sexually with one another. First time she has waited in her

entire life. It's very difficult for her. She waited more with me than all the other men combined and I say the Lord wanted it that way. Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin. Man, that is the

ultimate. He was like, what's your grief like? What's your grief of your past sexual sins like? He probably wanted to hear it, eh? Yeah, he wants to hear you guys. We got to get it all out. Got it all out. Tell me about the sins slower. Yeah, slower.

Tell me all about the sins. Were there any black sins? Johnny sins. Johnny sins. Johnny sins. Yeah, he's in the, yeah, he almost likes it. You know what I mean? He's getting off on this.

Good for the brand. I know. It's probably like, what other than the fucked up shit have you done? This post went so viral. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like anything you could think of. That is not what you want where she's banged all the other guys in the first night. Today she's turning over the new leaf for the first time with you.

Being the new leaf. It'd be funny if he's like does this whole post to go super vio. My wife's formerly promiscuous. She's like, I fucked four guys. Why are you doing this? Like to him that's like, you know, the biggest hoe. She's like, yeah, I've been with four guys, all my boyfriends. And he's like, my wife was a whore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She comes down. What the fuck is this? I told you I've had sex with three people. She's like, this has 30 million views. How to deal with having a ran through wife. She's like, I'm not. 27 years old, she had four partners.

She's like, I'm not ran through. You are to me. To me and the Lord. And I forgive you. I already told you. I forgive you. What's the issue? Yeah, exactly.

What's a problem? He's like, we're doing... I'm not a slut. Exactly. Since you've been baptized, you're not. I wasn't then either. We don't talk about what you did before. He's like, we're doing numbers.

We're doing numbers on the slut article. How many leads I got for our fucking social media business? That's crazy being like, Like a virgin wait until marriage, though, on dating a girl that just got banged out, Ryan through. Yeah, I mean, again, I guess we need to actually see the body count to have a real... You're right. We don't have the body count. He doesn't want to mention the body count. I would like to know the body count. We got to know each other very well over that year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half.

We've been married for over five years now. She's been the most wonderful, godly wife of our mother and three children, homemaker. Ooh, she's got kids. Kids having to see the article about how my mom was a hoe. doesn't seem very godly to write an article about all the men your wife banged Doesn't like Yeah like there should be some element of you know Keep it like a modesty

Yeah like a modesty thing You're not supposed to be writing articles About all the men your wife Yeah I wonder how that I wonder how that kind of squares with everything Yeah you're doing a Lou Bega article about your wife But yeah I mean I guess A little bit of Charlie in her life

He's just like this is business I'd like to see if he did the same post on I think you like to make money more than God, I think. Yeah, of course, you know. Yeah, she's like wanting to have sex, and this guy's like, yeah, I just came. You know, many views this article came? She's been more pure than most virgins. I mean, that's not bragging if she wasn't before.

If you're just like, with me, the wife sex once a year, she's such a, she's so pure. Yeah. She doesn't even. I almost grossed out about it. That's not as flex. I have the most pure wife. She doesn't want to do anything out of the ordinary. She's very pure.

with me specifically with every other guy. She was total fucking ho. Yeah. I mean, this is his most recent tweet. Virginity should not be the number one factor Christians look for when considering who to marry. Yeah, you would say that, pal. Yeah, I bet. Getting some fucking heat on the internet.

Yeah. Talking his book. Not ideal. An experienced woman? You actually don't even want it very sure. It's better. Talking his book. And by the way, I don't want one, but you do.

Yeah. And you're lying about it. Yeah. And it might be a little better. That's crappy, though, banging. If you're a verge and you're having sex for the first time and the girls are just paying like tons of guys, you know what I mean? You know you're not laying down performances.

Well, yeah. Fucking hockey team that took her up to the fucking... Yeah, I mean, I imagine it's probably 30 seconds to a minute on the first time around for the rest of your age, unless you're like 50. So I'm saying. Yeah. Just that alone, I wouldn't like. No, that wouldn't be.

It's great. But, I mean, hey. You know, so. what the deal is. As a biblical purity, she's more pure than most virgins. As a biblical purity has less to do with the sins, though they certainly matter.

That's a funny way. They certainly matter. Brackets, though they certainly matter. Not everything, though. Less to do with the past sins bracket, though they certainly matter. His voice is trembling with the though they certainly matter. And more to do with one's current posture of the heart

and daily decisions to honor the Lord. Matt 5-8, also a guy she banging name. Matt 5-8. It was a guy named Matt that's 5-8. Who's your bang? They called them the tripod, though. They called him the tripod, though. They called him the trial.

He was packing. And Matt had her walking funny. Let's just say that. Matt 5-8. Yeah. And she follows Matt 5-8, also. Dave, 6-3, also. Also, Frank, 6-1.

Also, Jamal 7-2. Also, Muhammad, 5-7. Also, Kerbal, 9. Six-4. She's a strict follower of Matt 5-8. Also, Dave by Dan. Then another Dave. He was 6-1.

Second Dave. Wendy's Dave. It's like Charles 4-4. What the fuck? Charles 4.4. Peter 3.5. Pearson. This is really good.

That's really good. That's me if he got zero leads from this, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this viral. $30 million. He goes, he's just refreshing the inbox. He goes, literally nothing. Not to get one sign up for my Bible Christian social media.

We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled known as sinner, likely a prostitute, in Luke 73650, who was washing Jesus' feet with his tears and kissing them too. Basically my... Yeah, he's like, basically my wife. And you don't...

Like, the Pope washes people's feet, but he doesn't marry them after. No, he doesn't marry. You don't have to... He's like, thou shall... You forgot commandment number 11, thou shalt make the hoe the house wife. He did it.

And by the way, he's like, you know, Jesus did it? you think you're Jesus now? I think... Comparing himself to Jesus a lot here. Isn't that like a big thing where they're just like they live like Jesus? But Jesus was Jesus banging all the prostis? Dude, Jesus was fucking getting it in there.

Greed. Question, did he marry them? No, I don't know. Did he wife it up? No, he's more like an Andrew Tate character. He's just fucking hitting. Jesus is more of a hit and quitter guy. There is zero chances that if he was walking around with his cult that he wasn't getting a taste. Dude, think about everything about everything.

every cult member you've ever known. With long hair hippie style. Long hair hippie style. Like, Jewish. Jewish, starting the new religion. His dad just happens to be God.

He probably was chicks for like, so what are we? He's like, my dad doesn't, pulling wine out at the party. Yeah, like literally, dude, he's a magician.

He does fucking cool party trade. He's the OG pickup artist. Yeah, he's basically mystery. He always pulls, yeah, he always pulls out wine. He's always doing,

he has a little, you know, crown of thorns instead of the big hat. That was him peacocking. Yeah, the crown of thorns was in peacocking. They go, that's crazy. That looks pretty painful. He goes, yeah, I know. Anyways, what's your name?

He had the thorn hand buzzer. It's like I'm bleeding. Yeah, we haven't quite worked that one out yet. Yeah, I think that for sure. Yeah. The tablets was his game. Yeah. Also, or more so, he gave that to everyone else,

so he was more pussy for him. Yeah. else married. More pussy for the kid. For the kid. My wife knows the depths of Jesus forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for our Savior. So Jesus has been working overtime, forgiving her. Yeah, I mean, he's a busy guy. Now she spends all her time dedicated to the Lord, not so much time in the bedroom as she used to. She's a little more passionate with him than me. She's a little more passionate with the Lord than she is with all... I don't know how to feel about that. Old Trevor.

Trevor Trevor Cheats It is from him That you are Jesus Christ Who became wisdom from God for us That is so funny You're coming up to your friend And you're just like yo Like I didn't want to be off the one to tell you this

But like that girl you're dating She fucked like everyone and you go So you're telling me I'm Jesus So I'm basically Jesus If I forgive her If I can kind of do this then I'm Jesus I'm Godlike

I'm basically God Like dude I'm just telling you like half the people at our work fucking hit it. You think he was looking for a ran through chick? Like maybe met some and then she's like, I'm a virgin. And he's like, nah, this doesn't really. Yeah, yeah.

Not good for the brand. Do you think, he might be a creep where he does stuff like he wants her in the bath and he's like, I still need to like, we're puritying you, like a serial killer. You know what I mean? Sure. It's like, tell me more. Yeah. And then he's like, he's fucking rubbing like rubbing, rubbing alcohol all over and pouring

carcine on her to cleanse her sin. The cleanser, the oil. Yeah. Dinner with the anointing oil? therefore if anyone in Christ he is a new creation the old passed away and see the new has come

so this is all him being like she is a virgin she's a virgin no your friend being like she bang fucking fucking Dave dude the whole fucking junior midget hockey team she's bang the whole junior mission hawk at time and you go no

I don't know what you've heard about that was a different person who did that that was a different person who did that she is a virgin him. No more questions. Whatever you got to tell yourself, Trevor. Explaining to your friends

that he's a new creation. And in his wedding photo that he uses doing the full soy face of him like. Is he? Yeah, of course. Oh, God. So he's, oh, he might be a little light in the loaves.

He might be. I'm telling you, he might have some other demons. A lot of these guys are, man. Yeah. They're both dealing with demons. Yeah, they got the one. He's like, that's why. he wants to hear about all the guys she bang, man, is vicarious.

That's a good quote, yeah. That's like the closest you can get to, like, a touch in the D. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like a ran through check. Hey, between me and you, God wouldn't mind if we didn't cleanse every last day. You don't have to shower every day. It seems like a waste of water, which the Lord hates. Yeah, the God wants you to leave a little taste.

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and the telltale signs your marriage could be about to die. And it says, inside the epidemic. Now, this article, by the digital, by the Daily Mail and reposted by a few other places. Yeah. Is arguing that men are getting fat and letting themselves go, which is a problem for these women. Whereas when a woman does it, no problem.

Completely no. Sure, of course. A little bit of an uno reverse card here. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like in articles like this, at least for the next few years, they should have to,

any place that's written an article about how, you know, it is rude to talk to your woman about what she can eat, or, you know, caring about your woman's weight is problematic. Any article, any place that has written about something like that should be required to disclose that. Sure. In the article where they go, these women's husbands are going to imagine a man, imagine a man writing an article being like, what to do when your wife is disgusting?

What about it? They use the word disgusting. What if this was like a, the news turns into more of like a choose-your-adventure, and then they literally write the opposite article. Yeah. Like they write just the- They should have to. It's just like an op-ed, essentially.

And so you just choose, which. one you go I'm a guy and then it goes these women are getting fat they should have to select you're a woman then you get these men are getting fat you know what would be a hilarious thing to do is take this article bring it to one of the editors of that paper just straight up gender reverse it yeah bring it to her and you go can you believe someone wrote this and watch here be like oh what the fuck and you go yeah are they we're going to write an article about them yeah you go that person works next to your cubicle and I just switch the genders well then that's fine well that's fine yeah but We're in a rest. I agree if you're, you know, six years old. But also if they were like, they probably have an article where they're like, dudes are working out too much. Husbands are working out too much. This toxic trait, this toxic trait they've been.

My husband goes and lifts weights five days a week. Yeah. Think he might be into the red pill. Yeah. I don't care what Pearson says about you. That was a great point. Sorry, Adam. They've probably written exactly that.

an article that says men are taking too many peptides. Yeah, too many men are working out too much. And now they have the audacity to come out here and say, this fucking, can you believe this woman's husband is letting himself go? Yeah. A.k.a. feeling comfortable in his body. And how much are we talking about letting himself go? That's a good question.

Because I agree. You know, you see some dudes and you're just like, whoa. No, I agree. My beef is exclusively the double standard. Yeah, exactly. I have no beef. Yeah. Like, you can't be some dudes just like, yeah, I've been married. I put on 250 pounds.

I have absolutely zero problem with a woman marrying a guy and then 30 years later being like he's getting really fat and I don't like it. Sure. Zero like completely rational. I love how none of this is just like I'm worried he's going to die. Yeah, yeah. He's got so fat that I'm worried about his health. It's more just like, ugh. He gives me the ick now.

They just announced all the things. They're like he stopped shaving. It's like, find 50 articles about arm but hair's not a problem. Of course. Of course. What, women are liking beards now? Yeah, exactly. So I have my exclusively, my beef with

was a double standard. To which this is brought to me in the context of. Sure, sure. Suddenly, he changed. The youngest of their two children, now 27 and 29, gone off to university. Simon, then aged 50, started behaving like an unkept student himself.

Stop shaving, letting his hair grow into an unruly gray mask, says Carol 59, who's head of marketing in a finance company. Okay. So she's doing okay. So, listen, ladies we're willing to come to the negotiating table. Yeah.

Everyone's was like, yeah, we could say as the man union, if you were willing to get the female union together and be like, bring it to the table and you go, here's our demands. We don't like it when a guy stop shaving becomes a big fat, gross, gray mess. And you go, granted, we got some, they go, no, no, gray mess it is. We also have some demands. They go, no, no, no, no. There's a one way negotiation.

You go, okay. Then he's empowering himself. It appears that we agree he's empowering himself. Yeah. Yeah, you know, there seems to be, uh, like an age where dudes really do stop giving a shit. So he just might be in his not give a shit era. Yeah. He's just like, you know.

Also, you might not have, might be stop, stop smashing. Stop smashing. Like if a guy's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, yeah, I had sex once in the last year. Yeah, you know, maybe he's just like, yeah, I have to shave for my job every day. I'm retired now. I'm just going to let him see what a beard's like. Regardless of a wife, regardless of a spouse, don't get fucking a mess. It's not good for you.

Yeah, for sure. Mentally. But to say that, just growing a beard is like, what's going on here? It's like, yeah, he just wants to see what it's like, you know? You know, obviously, I'm not gay, so you can comment on this. Sure. But, like, when I do see, like, a Jack Black type and they've got this, like, huge, like, you know, the big Carl Mark's fucking beard. Yeah.

I do think, like, man, that'd be so gross to fucking have sex with. Yeah. But it's the first thing I think anytime I see a gross beard. Not fucking them. Yeah. I do not want to fuck that guy, even though I kind of, you know. It would be nasty, though. I mean like gunned to your mom's head and you had to bang a dude like yeah like but some chicks are into it

they have to be of course like chicks are like rubein's probably been swimming in it exactly like i wouldn't want the rick i mean it seems like a lot of work to maintain it doesn't matter i couldn't grow it but uh you know it'll never be yet never be me but i mean some chicks are into it yeah i know some chicks like the hipster beard but here's the thing the hipster beard i when i used to have like really long hair i used always kind of say like when i'm looking grubby i look homeless yeah but i've but it's like there's certain like hair-dews and styles Big beard is one of them. You almost need to look put together

because if you have anything else be slightly slubby, then you look homeless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you're like wearing a nice suit but you're wearing a suit with a beard, you're like, then you go, that's like a thing. Yeah, yeah, it's a style now.

It's a style, yeah. Yeah, I agree. So you got to pair. Yeah, we need more information on this guy. What else is going on other than just having a beard? Well, you know, I'm, listen, if you're with a woman for 30 years

and she says, listen, you've been dressing like a slob and I don't like it sure as far as I'm concerned my verdict is fair yeah yeah like if she's like hey we're going out for dinner and you're wearing like the clothes that you cut the grass with yeah she goes yeah this is this is a level of kind of not giving a fuck that's kind of i'm not loving i have made the argument that when women say they want a man who's really secure that's what it looks like that's a very secure man your friend who don't give a shit about nobody that is a secure man yeah that's true yeah i'm sure yeah i'm Sure, there's more to this.

Stopped exercising, piled on weight. He'll even wear his pajamas when he's walking around the street with the dog. One thing I will ask, and this will be a factor, if this guy's crazy rich, you can, you know. Yeah, well, now if you're crazy rich, you go, that's an eccentric. But then she has her marketing job. He's probably not, she's her marketing job at 60s. He's probably not crazy rich. You're not crazy rich.

Because if you're crazy rich, you go, that's just an eccentric man. Worst of all, poor personal hygiene, including not always using deodorant, brushing his teeth. Yeah. Listen, sounds like he might be depressed. Depressed. I think he's depressed. Or fighting fire with fire. Yeah, yeah, but I think he's depressed and probably just doesn't want to say anything.

Yeah. So he's just silently, which is probably how most men do it. Is it just kind of silently or... You just walk around looking at the floor. Like, what's the fingernail situation looking like? You know, like, are his fingers getting all long and curly? I think this guy might just be depressed. You know, sometimes I try to do walks because everyone says how good it is for things.

for thinking and stuff like that. Yeah. And I sometimes during the day just aimlessly like walk around like Manhattan. Yeah. And I will think to myself like this feels like a guide being depressed. Like I'm

like I'm just like, you know what I mean? You're just like out on the water kind of just like staring at the water. Yeah. Just like fucking. Yeah. The moment you decide you go,

do we have any stale bread for me to feed the ducks? That's like a different thing. Once you're starting feeding the ducks. Yeah. really in my head I'm thinking of wacky comedy premises. Yeah. But it feels like I'm living the life of a depressed guy where I'm just walking around kicking stone.

2 p.m. on a Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Just. Bo do do do, do, waving at the other old, retired old ladies. Yeah, you go to the guy on the pier. Catch anything today? How's the fishing?

Guys, doesn't speak English, Chinese guy. Yeah, I don't know a Chinese guy cast a fucking a rod into the East River. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, I'm working on my bits, brother. Thinking. You don't even, do you haven't understand how many ideas are going on in here? But it very much does feel like what you would do if you were suicidal.

Yeah, yeah, just go for a walk. Cruising around, knowing the homeless guy is by name. You see something, oh, maybe I'll buy a muffin. Yeah, this is like a dude. Yeah, you're unemployed. just don't yeah that's the highlight of your day is the muffin yeah I does feel there's lots of times when I'm writing or working on uh comedy in general that I feel very this is silly like working from the outside end uh yeah and it feels extra silly when you're when you're when you're like it's like

when you're like stressed out about it like sure you get my you know jokes done come on you're like hitting yourself in the head let's go you're like this is so stupid So what happened to men After what happened to men getting better with age Maturing like a fine whiskey like George Clooney A little bit of a high standard for you Sure Fucking want Clooney

Yeah she's at 60 being like Finding out that she didn't marry Hey Clooney Yeah I think the Clooney ship sailed on you And to me the whole part about this article That makes it so funny is just imagine In a fucking article where a guy's being like Can you believe this? I thought I married

Pam Anderson That's a bad one She kind of got weird looking, but I don't know who's an old broad that looks good. You know, I don't know. There's got to be one. There's got to be one. They exist. Jen Lopez looks all right.

Yeah, Jennifer Lopez. They're always right an article. Oh, who is, uh, oh, what's the, uh, Elizabeth Hurley? Oh, she looks good for a 60-year-old. I saw some photos of her. Liz Hurley. Yeah, saw some photos of hers. She looks pretty.

Hurley from, uh, lost on the other hand. Dead. Diabetes. No, I think he lost some. Yeah, I think he lost some. Yeah. He must have. I think he did.

Yeah, I think that was... And then back to what I said earlier. Didn't work again. You're so right. Haven't seen him in a while. Yeah, let's see. Is he skinny now? Until about two...

He still put on a couple. Oh, no, I think he lost a few, but... Jonah Hill is one of the only guys that's been able to be a big movie star after he lost a lot of way. Yeah, he's... He knows some secrets. Mike and Molly guy's not working too much. He's doing podcasts now?

Yeah, he's doing... Yeah, yeah, he's back. He's on Bob. Bob loves Obishola. Take it back. He's killing it. Yeah, he's killing it. It's like he's on one of those shows where you go, who watches this is like biggest show?

Yeah, everyone does. Huge. Don't worry about who watches it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this dude. Is he still fat? I can't tell.

Yeah, he's still chunky. He's still chunky boy. Yeah, he's got some cartoon gigs, but yeah, not working a ton. I can't get past the lack of hygiene. The fact that he doesn't care. Some of my girlfriends have confessed. to not fancying their husbands either and have lost all interest in sex

because their men don't take pride in their appearance anymore. Now listen, at some point, you got to take a look in the mirror and say, we women as a unit have been pushing the idea that that's good.

Yeah. Also, all of you, all of your husbands are all doing the same thing. Yeah. Like there's like some slob contagion happening. That's weird. Like none of them are fucking keeping it together.

Here's it. Are you saying that maybe their standards are too high? What conclusion are you driving? Well, I don't know. I don't know if it's, they're all kind of like it just seems. Are you saying the guys are forming a pact? Like, maybe, let's get fat. Maybe you're all these bitches.

Kind of like similarly annoying or difficult or I don't know. It's their fault somehow. I haven't figured out how I either. I'm trying to try and how. How do we blame the women? In some way, shape, or form something they're doing this. It's like, what are you guys doing? I don't know.

It just seems weird that all of them. Exactly. Yeah, you know, it's not just like, oh, this one guy's. If you meet it, I'll tell you what, if I'm at a group of five guys and they go, all our wives are beast. Yeah. And you guys are all keeping it together. I'm just like, what's going on? What's going on over there?

What's in the water? Yeah, it's like a horror movie. Fudge? Fudge? It's like a horror movie. That is. It's like some of, some of some of the water. Would you have the guts to make that movie?

Write me a check. Write me on check. I'll fucking, we'll start production six months. Would you have to, would you have the guts to make your peptide movie? My peptide movie? Yeah. The men, the taking the Chinese. Dude, full circle.

Higher Adam Pearson. Yes. Yeah. You take it. You know. That busy. Now he's getting paid. Yeah.

Full circle. Everyone wins. Yeah. We fucking ding the Chinese for their gray market peptides. Yes. It's just like, it's almost like a patriotic film. Everyone wins. Everybody wins.

But would you have guts to write a film? There's something in the water. I'll play the before. I'll play the before. Yeah. And he's like the after. And we'll make it like a funny movie. It'll be a comedy.

You can't, he's gonna, his agent would send you a fucking note saying you can't afford him, pal. Hey, buddy. Everybody's got a price. Everybody does have a price. Everyone's got a price. Come on. No, that's the wrong one.

Explosion of Sick Fluencers online, fueling culture of worklessness in Britain by coaching people how to lay it on thick. 99% of people in Britain are on fucking disability. And it is out of control. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, legitimately, they're just like 90% of our country's retarded. Yeah.

And you know I'm an anti-A-D advocate. I know. And since I've been saying that, people have been sending me literature being like, you're right, pal. Yeah, yeah. There's a, there's a famous book called ADHD's a lie. Yeah, I mean, look, giving kids speed doesn't seem like. And the craziest part about it is they love telling, there's this whole thing where

they want to tell you, I'm not normal, but also I want you to treat it like normal. Right. Until, well, I'm sure there's a lot of chicks who are like, no, no, no. would like to be catered to. Yes, and, well, I want to be treated, like, I want it to be normalized in the sense that, like, it's catered to however normal people have everything. I need you to do all the things to make my life as easy as that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I want all the benefits of being considered disabled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, like that. I want the benefits, but I want there also to be no hardship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no stigma, nothing. Like, I want every workplace to have someone that carries me upstairs. Because I have ADHD. Yeah, I would like to be able to miss every meeting in Texas. because I have time blindness.

Right. A friend of mine said that was an epidemic at the universities. Time blindness or just... Just all of them. Oh, yeah, yeah, just all the stuff. Like half the class has got some fucking special thing where they, you know, they don't have a time limit for their tests. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense.

Britain's like the hub for it, though. Yeah. They produce walkthrough guides on how to ace the process, detailed products and services people can demand to lure people into the suggestion and you can get up to 62K and ADHD support. 62K. Fuck!

right off 62K you get 60K first because you fucking your mind works too quick what why that's that's so much money huge that's a 62K for disability

economic health care costs $212 billion each year they're paying on fucking people with fake mental illnesses yeah that's serious I was talking to this guy on my calling show and he was in Utah and he said his wife

got removed she had epilepsy and got removed from disability Well, that's a real thing. But she was only making, yeah, that's a real thing. And she was only getting 500 bucks a month. And then on his, he did his taxes. And he was like, he reported that because she was babysitting and making $100 a month. And then because of that, they're like, you're not eligible for disability. So they tell you, even though you are allowed to do that, you're allowed to make like a certain amount of money doing like whatever odd job.

So he's like, yeah, I reported it whatever. And then they, and he's saying like all over the U.S. right now, basically kicking people off a disability. It's a big thing here. Well, epilepsy sounds like a real one. Yeah. I'm sure she has a doctor. He's like, yeah, she has epilepsy. She takes medicine.

Time blindness, however. No, fake bullshit. Do you know what? Okay, once you guess, what percentage of 16 to 24-year-olds are on disability? Are getting disability stuff? In the UK? Yeah. I'm going to go with 24%.

18. Okay. And it went from 8 to 18 in a decade. So they've doubled, more than doubled the amount of disabled people. What percentage of them are? non-binary or something. Yeah, that's a disability probably too. There's probably nothing doesn't count.

Nothing, yeah. Timeblindness is probably the best one of all time where you can't do time. It's the equivalent. It's like, it's just a girl that didn't show up for something and told her boyfriend that's because she has a disability, he had to stick with it. And the best part is you've probably never heard a black person be like I'm time blind. I've never heard anyone say in real life. No, I don't know.

But you know, you know that's just like a strictly like white chick thing. That's some white chick bullshit. But I think you're wrong that you don't see black chicks doing that shit. Yeah, maybe so on TikTok. Come on. Yeah, they got the time blindness. That's, well, they probably know, like, because university black checks.

I know, but they probably know that if you make a TikTok about it, like they're going to get killed for the stereotype of black people being late. So they probably have to just be like, fuck, okay, no, I got to find something else. They're going to be like, I'm timeblind. People that act. Yeah, no shit. Like the comments are like, yeah, yeah, all of you are.

Yes. You know, so they probably know that. And they're like, fuck, I can't talk about my disability. You do have to have a set of balls to be a black guy. and saying that you can't show up on time because you're disability. Because your disability of time blindness. It's like some hood dude being like, I'm timeblind. That was, I mean, things have calmed down,

but if things went at the same pace, you would see a comment where time blindness is overrepresented in the black community, unironically. Yeah, he goes, yeah, you know the stereotype? It's true. Here's the reason for it. And we need money. Yeah, and we need to treat them with more respect.

This is actually a condition they have. the representation of timeblindness Jewish women too yeah Jewish women definitely have timeliness women have more time blindness yeah women are sure huge time line community

so you're not the only one that's been the chopping block because Chuck Norris post-mortem they've been trying to cancel a little bit Chuck Norris dead at 86 history of the controversial actors anti-IGBQ comments

dude when I die that I'm going to get one of those New York Times fucking oh my God you will assuming I like reach some sort of level that's what they're going to hit me with. Danny Polshok known for his bigoted comments against the disabled and deformed.

Dice. Anti-disabled advocate. Anti-disabled punching down bigot. Comedian known for punching down. Died with belt on his neck. Died in freak jacking off accident. Comedian known for making fun of the disabled. Died with belt around his neck.

Isn't that so funny, though? They're trying to go, because apparently Chuck Norris was not about that gay shit. Yeah. He's a big Republican. Yeah. I mean, that is funny because it almost would hurt his lore more if you're like, Chuck Norris was like some progressive pussy. Right. Like, you know what I mean?

Yeah. It'd be more like. Just wouldn't add up. A blogger tried to cancel Chuck Norris. That blogger lost his job that night. Yeah. Yeah. He's Walker, Texas Ranger.

Yeah, exactly. Trying to tell me he's like an ally of the homosexuals. they tried to cancel Chuck Norris and the the blog disappeared that afternoon got DDoS attacked

immediately yeah yeah he was a staunch conservative and Republican so when they say anti-LGBQ they just mean like

standard meat and potatoes meat and potatoes conservative yeah he just goes American man Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

yeah Christian guy just you know and I think they're even they're hidden them on like being against

this stuff just because he donated to a, you know, a politician who's against this stuff where you generally have like, yeah, I have four options of politicians. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, I like 95% of his stuff. There's a couple things, but it's still better option. A gay man tried to have anal sex with Chuck Norris and he turned into a woman. Now gay shit for Chuck. Mid-sex, they turn into it. The minute it inserts, they turns the woman into a... His asshole turned to do a vagina immediately. Chuck Norris' DNA. refuses to have any botty man shit. No gay shit.

And also they're trying to get the prices right guy. Bob Barker? What about Barker do? Trying to get the Barker. What did Bob Barker do? Claudia Jordan and Kathleen Brady speak out on racism and sexism behind the prices right. Basically they're saying that Barker was sexist.

And then the one girl's... It's these two women that do a documentary. Yeah, the models who just are like doing this. I know. To furniture or like we're... underpaid? You're like, I think you're quite overpaid, actually. They probably got enough.

They're saying they're making $100 grand a year to do this. Yeah. To a fucking drawer or like a refrigerator. I think the argument that, not the argument, the real thing that they're up to is they're making a documentary. They're trying to do their Hugh Hefner expose, right? Basically,

every woman that worked at any place in the last 20 years is realizing there's money to be made and being like, my boss sucked. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I was like discriminated against and all this stuff. There is a lot of documentaries to be made and money to be made in work sucks. I know. Yeah.

I think they were pretty. And this is, price is right. We're talking 100 grand a year like 20 years ago. The price is wrong, bitch. Yeah, but like you're like, you're making 100 grand in the 90s. I know. To do that thing.

That's a lot. Yeah. I think you were pretty well compensated. Probably work two hours a day. The problem with models, though, is there, they're, they, have this mentality where they're like, I'm the only person who could do this.

Oh, I know. Like, I'm not replaceable. And you're like, you are so replaceable. Well, more importantly,

they go, why is he making that much and I make this much? His job's not that much harder than mine. Right. He reads some stuff, but I'm here. We're working the same amount of hours.

Like, I have to work out and maintain this body. Yeah. If anything, my job's harder than Bob Barker. Yeah. And you go, well.

And you go, but if they're a place you, you know, nobody would notice. And they go, that's not true. equally as important. Literally the ratings would plummet.

And you know, I don't, it's hard to even have the ideological argument because really there's just cash grabs to be have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's documentaries to be made. Yeah, this is, again, we talked about this last week with just everybody suing each other in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is more like this where they go, we just want some stuff.

This is the actor suing. It's suing and then the network or the studio is like, here's 50 grand to make this go away. There's money to be made and my boss was a piece of shit. Yeah. Dirty rotten scandals. And then also the black girl says that whenever there was something that was like black adjacent, I don't know what that would be, but like a prize, like rims? Yeah, I guess.

I don't know what it would be. Speakers? Speakers, maybe. They brought the black girl. They'd have the black girl do it. Yeah. Okay. Maybe like a hip hop thing.

I don't know what it would be tickets to see a Wooten? No, they didn't really do. I don't think the price is right to tickets. What would be the black adjacent things then? Girls still looking okay, by the way. Yeah. I mean, they're still models. Black, I don't know what a black adjacent thing would be.

anything that had a black connotation I was assigned to model that prize what would be a black connotation du rags like a lifetime supply of du rags the prize is right if you get the plinkgo right you get the flingo you've won it's like you have to pick the box and it's like a hundred thousand dollars or

a lifetime supply of du rags Kelly tell her what he won all right let's talk about this woman who married a river you Danny seven I said to do this this is old school eating potatoes.

Yeah, this is a good shit right here. Woman who marries a river shares how she keeps romance alive on the wedding anniversary. I am committed. Daniel Polshuck said me this. I didn't read it. If you had any favorite part, okay, okay. I just said it to you. Yeah, basically this chick, Miss Meg Avon, was blessed with in holy matrimony with the river Avon.

So she took the river's last name. Pah! In the southwest of England. She's a researcher, writer, activist. Yeah, she's just basically married a river and she looks like kind of like she looks like an activist. She swims in the river and basically, yeah, she just loves. Kind of looks like Greta Thurnberg a little. A little bit.

Yeah. And she's, you know, she's just loves the river. And, you know, obviously this is totally normal to her to marry a river. You think she's like, you think that guy's like trying to hit on her at a bar and she's like, I'm taking. I'm in a relationship. I'm spoken for. Yeah. I go, who's the lucky guy?

A river. Yeah. A river. Oh, Rivers Cuomo? No. no a literal river oh i love weezer no do you think it's like when she swims in it it's kind of like fucking the river yeah like is that kind of like what that's like i do think she's like flicking the bean in the river and then we got a man who's got a problem on his hands help my wife won't let me

sniff her panties and these are funny because whenever these blogs do it like the the blog can't say uh yeah i mean yeah like what disgusting perverted behavior listen buddy you know you have your idea that you need to be sniffing panties all the time. You're like 50 years old. Get a hold of yourself a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah. I need it.

They have to sort of take his side. Like is it to the point in the house too where like the wife just, you know, she has like a hamper with a lock on it? Yeah. She knows he knows he's going to get into it. Yeah. I love the, he goes, I love this feminine smell of my wife's private parts growing up in my teenage years.

I would have access to women's underwear. Your access. Family? Your mom and your sisters. Is that what you mean by access? You fucking freak? I used to have access. Ew.

My wife firmly says no, she thinks it's unhygienic. She goes to extra length to buy pH soaps to clean herself, which I hate. Which I hate. I tried explaining to her, but she thinks I'm weird and dirty. We otherwise have a decent sex life, but lately I'm resentful of her behavior. Nowadays, I have to buy knickers online secretly. What do I do? I tried quitting the habit, but I can't.

I can't quit. I'm up to four underwears a day. It was like, wasn't there that show, the TLC show of, you know, like my crazy, my strange addiction. This woman who's addicted to sniffing her dad's underwear. Literally she's just, it's like she's chloroforming herself constantly. Oh. She's taking a hit of it like a smoker. She's just like, grossing me out.

Yeah, that's not cool. But yeah, so what did they say? Dear Love it, before you consider the available course of actions, you need to decide what's more important, your kink or your wife. You may be wondering if there's a way you can have both. That might be possible. Talking openly with a couples' counsel. Now, I suggest we go to...

I mean, it's cheaper to just buy the underwear, probably. I don't think the couples counselor is going to take your side. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, maybe you want to buy, like, underwear off of Amazon and just hope you get a used one. Imagine the couples counselor is just like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go to Goodwill. Goodwill do it for?

Goodwill cleans them first. That's what you need to do. God damn it. Go get a job. Well, we're trying to keep the cost low here. Go get a job at goodwill. And then when you're the cleaner. Yeah.

Or go bribe the cleaner and just be like to set aside some underwear for me. Just don't clean these. He gets paid. He gets a little side gig. Everyone wins. Less work. He's been buying them online and I got news for the guys who buy them online. You're probably not even getting what you're paid for.

You know, you buy these OnlyFans, Chick's panties. bet you're just buying some panties or worn some dude just walking around wearing all the drop shipping them from India it's just like some very long thick pubic hairs If your kink is more of a priority than preserving your marriage

You'll probably be more comfortable making a firm push for counseling But if your wife is more significant Then it mightly take You might you want to explore the options For quitting your habit He already told you we can't quit Yeah you can't quit

Get a sense of what you're willing to give up or risk losing before. Couples counseling is a really funny option for this. Yeah, you can't stop sniffing underwear. There's got to be a way around this. There must be. There must be something you can do. Well,

brainstorm on your behalf. Because my initial instinct is you need to get a hold of this once of a year, maybe you want to be a person. Yeah, like how many underwear does he need? You can't be, you can't let your panties sniffing addiction run your life. No, no, no, no.

Yeah, you might be rehab legitimately. But you know, you try and convince her wife we go for long walks and then maybe. want him. She's out. She won't even go for a long walk because she knows what he's up to. He knows he's going to. I know what you're up to. She's, panties go right in the wash. This guy's fucked up. This guy fucked

up. He should have done this secretly the whole time. Yeah, he fucked up, pal. Yeah. Well, what if he replaced? Oh, I got a good one. I'm listening. Uh, go find her pH when she's on home, her soap, and just replace it with like something. Fake soap, yeah. Yeah, like fake soap. So she thinks she's kind of soaping herself up. Yeah. But she's not. You give her fake soap.

Fake soap. She thinks she's soaping herself up. None the wiser. She's stinking her up. Is there like a reverse pH soap? Or you're like, like, is there a soap that elevates? There must be like a soap that like elevates the pH. Imagine getting busted changing her.

It's like, what are you doing? It's like, what? Are you replacing my pH soap? I'll tell you what, man. Women living in the river. Women married to the river and guy who needs to constantly be sniffing panties need to live together. that's a that's a that's a gruesome tosum that is yeah or I guess you just have this kind of secret

yeah you just keep it on the deal and you're just ordering panties it's the life you're living I wonder you got an PO box I wonder what like this you got a P-U box I wonder what the shelf life is on on a smelly panties he probably have to keep re-upping yeah probably like it's you know you get a week out of them tops well good luck there pal good luck bud I'm gonna see everyone in Madison this weekend I'll be in Pittsburgh and Chicago and Detroit Yeah, so we will see you guys soon, Madison and Vancouver. And patreon.com slash the boyscast. We have a premium episode every week.

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