The Boyscast with Ryan Long - A Woman Marries Herself, Trump In Jail, And We Get Called Betas

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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Great news, everybody. Jim Cramer is just out with a hot new call on the banks. He said there's nothing to be worried about and everything's going to be fine. Jim Cramer, the man who predicted that Facebook would have a really hot year this year, also predicted, I'm reading right now, that I will be receiving my money back from Danny for the meal I purchased him yesterday because he conveniently forgot his wallet. So Cramer is pretty certain I'm getting that money back. I did forget my wallet. Here's another Jim Cramer prediction. He says that your hair looks good and that everybody's going to like you. Oh, that's kind of interesting because I'm on JimCramer.com right now and he's really bullish on the fact that your body

won't continue to be slightly overweight even though you work out constantly. So this is the man that said Silicon Valley Banks, a good buy. He's very bullish

on this body getting in good shape. Oh yeah, Jim Kramer, the guy who said to buy Bear Stearns, he definitely predicted that your arms will not continue

looking like twigs even though you're working out all the time and they won't be used as Tinder in some sort of apocalypse because they're twigs. Jimmy! I actually jim cramer on the phone right now funny you should mention it and jim cramer is making a prediction that you do actually satisfy a woman

in the next 10 years and on top of that he predicts that there's zero group chats of women talking about you referring to you as danny polish chuck taylor because they can barely get their shoes off before you finish oh crazy that's weird because I'm just on Jim's Twitter right now, and he predicted that you will definitely not get caught at a men's bathhouse with zero men in it. The man who said to sell Coinbase, and then it went up 50%. Jimmy, I actually got him on the line right now. What's that? Oh, he says that you're actually the one that won't get caught with multiple men.

That's a prediction from Jim Cramer. He also says that what won't happen is that you enjoy the company of one of those men so much that you start a domestic partnership in which you live together and start a TikTok channel and start your new life as gay influencers. Says that's all going to happen

from Jim Cramer's man. Well, that's good news for you because he sees you not getting indicted in a Trump-style scheme paying hush money to Johnny Sins. He actually is talking to me right now that said it's you

that won't get indicted by Johnny Sins. And on top of that, he said what won't happen is that you didn't even pay him for fornication. You paid him to cuddle, which is maybe worse. His words not mine. Well, funny enough you say that because Mr. Never Wrong Jimmy Chill actually has you going back into a straight relationship. Well, that's good if he sees me going back into a straight relationship. I'd prefer if he predicted that. Oh, I know.

He actually doesn't see you going back into a straight relationship. He sees you adding a third man to the equation and then starting a thruple blog with titles for your blog like Why I Sleep on the Couch and I Like It. I'm actually on the phone with him right now, but he's still texting me, and Jim Kamer definitely doesn't predict that after you're done your gay phase,

which is a pretty long gay phase, you move back in with a girl and then have a third and a fourth man move in, and then the third and fourth men go on a trip to Ibiza with your wife on your dime and they call you once a week to make sure you're doing your chores on FaceTime.

He doesn't break that. Yeah, well he's not always right, okay? And this is the man that said 2008 was gonna be a hot year. The Boys Cast. We are 10 patrons away at patreon.com slash theboyscast from the Bugman versus Bugman Spectacular. The Bugathlon. The first round of the Bugathlon. So you want to get over there.

And on top of that, I'm going to be in Boston this weekend, so I'm already there. Then Vegas, Atlanta. And Danny's going to be in New Jersey next Wednesday. And Morris Plains, New Jersey next Wednesday and Morris Plains New Jersey on April 22nd also so

last week we had a clip where we were saying with Adam Rowe where we were saying the crazier a girl is the more she gives beiges in a relationship yeah

and then this is we got some hate mail on that that one actually sort of went viral a couple different places I was getting tagged in it

clips go viral too if you look at fucking jazz one where i said where i was like you're never gonna see your family again a lot of people didn't like that one what what was that the clip where i'm like you only have one percent left with all your hanging out with all your friends that was really triggering i got a lot of messages and i was like well part of that was also like if you don't live in obviously the same town or city yeah yeah some people's like my dad actually lives in my attic so it's fine I fucking kiss my dad on the

lips every day so how about that and I go okay wasn't for you okay this is what when we said that the crazier you are the more beaches you give and if you have a more peaceful home life if you're not planning on getting more beaches which is like half joking But this is what this guy said. All of these beta male

dudes, low muscle mass, low testosterone, two are obese and one's underweight. The guy's just out. Not one regular weight person. The gist of it was he gets tons of BGs. Yeah, and his wife's not at all a psycho.

This is what he says. Exactly kind of what he's saying, right? They act like children, and their emotions are all over the place. I have peak physical form. This guy says he has peak. First of all, I checked his profile photo, and it's his motorcycle collection. Yeah. Which is two motorcycles.

I don't know if there is collection or if him and his buddy's motorcycle. It's the start of a collection. He goes, I have peak physical form i cater to my woman's needs when i have a long day and she appreciates that i take her out and show her a good time and i never ask for sex or bjs guess what i ain't no once a week dude that's for sure people are just so well and then he goes laughing face laughing face losers i don't to me always just ever like this always bragging about like sex with your like wife or girlfriend she's always so funny to me like just the idea of period just every ever ever being like i freaking got blown again by my wife yeah yeah it's always funny someone's a little

swing of their step it's like got a little action from the old wife. Well, you're that guy, right? He's like, when I'm in the garage fixing my hog, my wife just comes in and blows me. But he's also sort of bragging about him doing stuff. He goes, I always take care of my wife's needs. And after I have a long day and she appreciates that, he's like, and I'm a pretty good husband.

Because I'm actually a pretty good husband whenever she asks for something. She's like, and I'm a pretty good husband. Because I'm actually a pretty good husband whenever she asks for something. And then also, whenever she wants me to hang out with her parents, I always drive her and go with her

and make the time for her needs. And I eat her out all the time too. Just care about her needs, you know? And you're like, that'd be a good comedy routine though. Just going on stage. Where the fellas at? We all know.

You ever just have your girl girl you ever just have a good relationship with your wife were you taking care of her needs and then she's also taking care of your needs sexually and she's not crazy you know how it be you know how it be when you have a perfectly sane when you are dating a woman that is perfectly sane nothing wrong with that she is a 100 just on the money, perfect girl. And when she needs something, I do that for her. I come home and rub her feet after a long day. And in return for that, I receive blowjobs on a scale that is a very reasonable amount.

And not transactional ones either. It's not actually transactional. It just sort of works out that way. And you ever been in a situation where you are such an alpha male that you are muscular? Some people also you know when you are you do you know y'all know when you a muscular man with high testosterone not beta at all that your wife blows you and you also do things for her when you asked i like people sometimes take these things to go like yeah i'm not saying this applies to every person on earth

you weren't even saying it applies to you no i don't know no it does apply to me that i know no but you weren't even saying like in that specific thing you weren't even saying it applies to you. No, I don't even apply... No, it does apply to me. I know, I know, but you weren't even saying in that specific thing, you weren't even making a commentary on your current life. You didn't mention how many beeches you get or don't get.

You were just saying over the course of women, the more likely they are to give... Over the course of my experience and what I've spoken with other men. The more likely they are to give beeches,

you're saying it's more of like a... Yeah, a red flag. Yeah, I was just saying... It's a trap. I think the more probably real thing to say is that nothing ain't free. You know what I mean? Even this guy in his thing,

he was like, and in return for that, I take care of all of her needs. He'd be like, yeah, well, pal, I don't want to take care of her needs. I don't want to be taking care of no needs. Exactly, man. You're proving us right.

You're proving us right, but that's just because you're overweight. I was like, two are overweight and one's under calling me underweight such a compliment to me so thank you very much i appreciate it actually appreciate that as heroin chic body everybody knows that this is a very very sought out look in the 90s i feel like the laughy emotions too because it's you know whenever people are like yelling but they

put laughy emojis where it's like they're not really laughing it's like and also you're a weak idiot hahaha yeah I mean the guy's 60 probably he probably is a bit probably is because he has got a hog in the yeah yeah to two motorcycles is your profile photo your Andrew Tate's got people hyped up Andrew Tate does no I say Andrew Tate's got guys hyped up Just in general yeah Ah shit Yeah Losers Fat

Fat idiot Fucking beta losers You're a beta loser dude Probably can't even Freaking get blown And you probably also Don't take your wife on trips Four times a year

When she demands it No he's probably like Probably don't get blown And your wife's a crazy one How about that huh? How about you got a crazy wife That doesn't blow you Like that?

Take that My wife's the most sane She's the only single sane woman That ever wife that doesn't blow you. Like that? Take that. My wife's the most sane. She's the only single sane woman that ever exists. She doesn't cry ever for any reason. She's so sane. She gives me a cannibal blowjob. She goes, sit down. All right, go about your day.

And here is your sandwich. I will leave you alone while you're in the garage working on your hog. Yes, obviously a lot of things can... I'm sorry, are you triggered, sir? I think we're... Did I trigger him? You actually did trigger him with the fact of how overweight you are.

That's what triggered him. That guy would be mad, though, if you go, are you triggered? He goes, what? He was looking at your weight, and he was just, like, punching the wall. He's just, like, hate that a guy looks like that. And he's also... And then he just like Punching the wall He's just like I hate that a guy Looks like that And he's also And then he's punching

The other wall He's punching The funny part too Is like He's punching the wall That you're overweight And then he's also Punching the wall

That I'm underweight He wants to watch a podcast With two guys That have the perfect weight Yeah he just wants Two jack dudes Who have perfect weight In his eyes

Alphas Two alpha jack dudes I'm not listening To a comedy podcast of two guys that aren't perfectly weighted yeah i'm sorry man ah so is trump going to jail what do you think no yeah probably not i don't know i feel like no seems like that's not how he goes to jail for paying off the thing seems like a big like over thing but yeah i don't know i don't think so okay i don't think we'll see who knows i was, because my instinct is to be like, no fucking way this happens.

Whereas you see the Keith Olbermanns and his crew who are all just jacking off to this. Literally. Keith Olbermann's happy camera. Keith Olbermann has been flicking the bean to this one. Major. Just the thought of him and Brooklyn Dad defiant. Brooklyn Dad's so pumped right now. The Krasenstein brothers, they're just flicking their beans.

He's watching jail shows with his wife being like, that's going to be Trump. Yeah, that's going to be Trump, see? Jose, if he drops the soap, you know that's going to be Trump. They're definitely making him so drunk. The crazy thing is people are just so, like, look. Obviously, there's less corruption probably in America than like third world, like whatever banana. But like he's not going to jail.

The last president in the United States is not going to be like in gen pop. And so that for that, like that's not happening. Come on. He's definitely watching the jail show. And he's like, shit, probably Schillinger is going to get it. Yeah. I wonder who's going to fucking burn a swastika into Trump's ass. Adebisi is going to freaking give it to Trump.

That's for damn sure. He's not going to jail. Honestly. If anything, maybe. Let's see how tough Trump is. The most I'll give it to him is that he gets, he has to, there's a trial that he wins. He'd probably be the king in jail too. He's the fucking last president. he's the most recent president it's like crazy but uh yeah i'll say maybe it goes to a trial that he wins but no no uh john's like basically the even people

that are all like rapes not funny and then you'll their next thing will be like that guy better not drop the soap, like the same people. Of course, yeah. It kind of reminds me of all, he's like, because you know how there's like 80 podcasts that discuss like body care?

Also, every fucking like prison person, they're like, yeah, that's the one thing that like really does not happen. What? Like the dropping the soap. We're not dropping the soap. I don't need to wait for you to drop the soap. Or like rape in prison.

They're like, that does not happen. That definitely happens dude ask all the I'm telling you in maximum security especially in maximum in Africa it happens remember there was

that big African guy that was in the documentary and they go wouldn't that make you gay he goes no it makes them a woman yeah yeah but that guy was like

in the army he was in one of the liberation armies but all the people we know you think it definitely doesn't happen all the jail people we know and all the jail stuff

that's you going to jail and they're like yeah we're gonna all the jails like tiktoks everything they're like that is the number one i think it's a don't ask don't tell no they know like there is gay sex that happens between consenting people but like the rape in the showers thing does not happen i've seen oz dude you're saying it was fake you tell me oz was fake oz was the wire fake too oz was perpetrating dangerous stereotypes dude i think you're completely wrong on this. That there's no sexual assault to men happening in jails?

Like Derek and all the people we know who have served time. They weren't in prison, though. They was. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure... You should do a poll. I'm sure it's happened or it rarely happens,

but it's not like anybody drops the soap and you're now getting raped. Okay, I'm just looking. Are men getting raped in jail? According to the Bureau of Statistics, around 80,000 women and men get sexually assaulted in correctional facilities. Take that. I don't know.

Maybe all the people who go to jail, they're like, yeah, it doesn't happen because they don't want that stink on them. I'm saying that. A lot of them do. Yeah, no one will admit it. I wouldn't admit it, I don't think. Like if I went to jail and it happened to me, I think I'd come out and be like, Oh, no, no, if it happened to you, I don't think that stink on them. I'm saying that. A lot of them do. Yeah, no one will admit it. I wouldn't admit it, I don't think. Like, if I went to jail and it happened to me, I think I'd come out and be like, no,

Oh, no, no. If it happened to you, I don't think it happened to them. I'm saying, they're just saying it doesn't happen at all. They're definitely not saying it happened to them. They're lying. The stereotype. Okay. And yeah, all stereotypes are false.

Danny Polichuk, heard it here, Mr. PC Polichuk. Mr. PC Utopia Polichuk. Well, you're a sort of a denialist is what's going on. I don't know. I just, I watch all these Prison TikToks Oh as if Anyone's getting Assaulted in prison

All they do Is make burritos No they definitely Get the shit Kicked out of them They're getting Tuned up the other way Pal

But anyways The moral of the story I was kind of saying Is like Basically you know They're like Obviously anyone With like a brain

Knows why it's different From a guy having sex With a hundred girls From a girl having sex With a hundred guys like yeah do you know i mean everyone obviously knows the reason why that's different but the truth is it's like if you think about it you go but if you had a girlfriend that was been with like 80 women or whatever it wouldn't bug you as much the same way it doesn't bug as much with a girl with a guy but if you a girl wouldn't want to date a guy that's been with like 80 men. And the bottom line is no one wants someone that's with 80 men.

Yeah, that's true. Or whatever the amount is. Nobody wants any person or thing that's had 80 dicks inside of them. People don't want, it's the dicks that's the issue. Which is why. A fleshlight,

like I don't want to use fleshlight that's had 80 dicks in it. Just anything in general. I think that applies to, I don't want to buy a car that's had 80 dicks in the gas tank. None general. Well, this is... I think that applies to... I don't want to buy a car that's had 80 dicks in the gas tank. None of it.

Even if it was for... Yeah, even if they just rubbed it on him. So moral of the story is it's not about the woman's body count. It's about a body count of men. Yeah, of men, yeah.

Men are... And you'd think that people where they're like, men are the worst. It's like, so you wouldn't want someone that's been with a ton of them. Yeah.

But also, if you think about it, and this is some jail logic. Yeah. Okay. So, kissing a dude. Okay. I'm listening. Okay.

There's an argument to be made that kissing a dude is straighter than kissing a girl because a dude's mouth's touch less dicks. Interesting. I'll have to see the So if you're He reviewed journals Okay if you're kissing a girl You're kissing

Okay let's just say this You're kissing every dick That's ever been in her mouth Right So let's just say this Yeah Let's just say there was like a doll Right

And you're like One of the dolls Has touched 80 dicks And one of the dolls Has touched zero dicks And you're like I'm gonna touch The one that touched 80 dicks

I mean by that logic kind of there's almost like a you know the six degrees of kevin bacon like probably everybody's kind of kevin bacon's cock in their mouth like probably everybody because like think about all the chicks that you've kissed and then i can't even imagine all the dudes and chicks i don't have that much ram in my brain that's what i'm saying and all the dudes and chicks they've kissed and then all eventually someone blew kevin bacon you're seven degrees six degrees of kevin bacon's dick in your mouth but i like the idea of a guy arguing that it's actually less it's actually less gay to kiss dudes because they've had no dick i'm touching a surface my lips are touching a surface that

hasn't had dicks touching yeah yeah i mean I could see that logic but decline you're just gonna decline on the fire so you're choosing the gay option the gay option of women the gayest option which happens to be the gayest option is did no kisses no because they've got a guy's lips you're kissing a guy and a girl's lips you're you're kissing a guy secondary so I guess the only non gay optionay option is a virgin. Just be a virgin. Just go to a commune. Or have a virgin.

That's what Muslims figured out. There's the least gay amount. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Also, I saw this. Okay, so this article is probably my favorite one this week. I got married to myself. Here's what a wedding for one looks like.

And it's this woman that basically she did a whole wedding ceremony to herself mental case it is sort of a mental case i saw um i said but i saw this uh article too which it wasn't much to talk about but it was three women that were in a thruple and they're doing a whole expose and they got a channel and all this stuff yeah and it was just like you just know the amount of fighting that's going on in that thruple. It's a three-woman throuple? Yeah, three women. And you notice all that nonstop fighting.

Yeah, yeah. Because everyone knows that lesbian couples fight like cats and dogs. Yeah, that's just like three roommates, really. Three roommates that do stuff every now and then, but they probably have so much drama. But they probably barely have... I mean, that's the whole thing with lesbian couples, I thought. They just barely have any sex.

They have this term, lesbian bed death. I honestly think if you went in, if you walked in, you'd see their TikTok channel where they're talking about how great everything is and you walked in,

it was just three girls going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like right before they filmed that scene or right after. Like that scene ended with like their TikTok of them blow up. But the girl who got married

to herself's really good. So she goes, I married myself so basically what happened is she um divorced her husband yeah she goes i married myself on top of a picturesque mountain a man i met that day he was intrigued by my plan walked me down the aisle so a guy that she just met that day walked her down the aisle i said my vows there were tears of love and joy so the funny part is that he Ladies, what the kids like to say, drunk on copium,

is what they would say. Well, I like the idea of me making all my friends come to my wedding. Just like sending the invitations out. Be like, hey, we're going to need you and we're going to be doing Amsterdam wedding. So I'm going to need you there in three weeks. You're like, who's the girl?

It's like, it's just me. I'm marrying myself. And I'm going to need you to cover your own plane fare and stuff like that. Yeah, you know, we're going gonna go on the top of a mountain while my husband is having a different wedding that my kids are all at calling your parents and telling them they're gonna have to fly into mount everest that's a you know this to be extra crazy was like so she calls the kids up so it's like so it's pretty awkward but yes i

am getting married the same weekend as your father have you decided which one you're going to be attending and he's like well uh dad's marrying a person yeah yeah probably go to dad and uh you're marrying yourself on the top of a mountain this person the amount of like the amount of uh talking behind her back all the the three friends that did it to make sure she doesn't kill herself oh yeah for sure like and at the dad's wedding, the whole family's like, Mom's not handling this well, huh? They're partying it up. There's a band. The dad's so happy. He's marrying this hot blonde chick.

And everybody's like, Fuck them. Commenting on the Facebook statuses. Mom's not marrying herself right now. Yeah, that is one of those things where it's the most... A lot of times, it's always just funny

to picture it the other way around. But if you legitimately... Imagine mom was getting married and like you always picture like Milhouse's dad doing. Dude, it's like honestly. And he has the wedding band playing. Keep on rocking in the free world. It's him and his two bodies. He's got the beer in the air and the kids there being like, yo, dad's losing it.

Dude, honestly. Keep on rocking in the free world. Man, that's, she almost, I think, did this just to kind of ruin the wedding for, like, the dad and the kids. That's the only sane component. If you're the kids, you're just like, how can we enjoy this when mom's marrying herself right now? That's the only way that it's possibly sane.

Yeah, is that if it's just like, just a shitty move. But I don't think it is. But it worked out to that effect. Just you on the dance floor? Two of your friends are at the side on the bar trying to just talk into the staff while you're like... Why do you have to do it the same weekend? And she's buying a stayway to her home.

Honestly, if you're the dad, I guess they're obviously probably having some sort of bitter thing, but the guy's probably like, you have to get married to yourself on the weekend i happen to be getting married like remarried what are you doing like what are you doing you can't wait one week do it next weekend it's like all you're doing is going on a hike to a top of a mountain that same weekend my ex-husband who had been with for 25 years married a tall blonde fitness instructor so with a fabulous figure so it's getting sadder and sadder you know what what I mean? Yeah. Milhouse's dad, the new ones with the fake Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Simpsons.

It's tough. Very, very tough. She was everything I'm not. While my adult children traveled from other cities to attend their father's wedding, so they made their choice, I gathered some of my best friends to be with me to recite my vows to myself across the country. So doing the vows is tough, too.

The whole thing. The friends should be like, listen, we can go on a trip,ows is tough too. The whole thing. The friend should be like, listen, we can go on a trip, but we can't do this marriage thing. I'm telling you this is sad. Let's not. And then she's like, not only am I doing it,

I'm documenting the whole thing and I'm posting it on the internet and I'm making articles about it. I vow to be with you forever. And she goes, well, maybe not don't do forever because ideally this doesn't go on forever. Yeah.

Theory, by the way, I do have a theory. This chick gives mean beagers and a lot of them if you catch my drift a lot of them it's the the when she gets a human partner like not herself but the next guy do you think when she that guy is gonna be fucking it's gonna be smoke coming out of that thing it's like a like a level of crazy like an indian making a fire that level of crazy is gonna be Guys not gonna know what hit them Just yeah

Girl takes a string out Do you think when she does that She goes just wanna say That you are the most beautiful person I wanna be with you forever And then she moves Yeah she moves to the other side Like this

She goes Thank you for saying that. You are also a beautiful person. God, that's fucking dark. If you're her friends having to like watch that. Super dark. Watch the ceremony. And you all, and they all know, obviously they, cause they're just like, yeah, her husband's

getting married, remarried this weekend. She's obviously not taking this well. Not taking it well at all. That's the only, like that's all anybody's thinking. She goes, she's really not taking this well. that her husband's getting remarried right as we speak well that's where the friends had to go because they're like obviously we don't want to do this thing but at the same time like you need to be on suicide watch with this whole thing oh the but the vows was killing me two friends traveled from the west coast and two of us came from the east so there's

five of them together there's all the bunch of clucking heads. Screw that. Or the Vows is really angry. Like, you know, you're the best person rather than that last guy that you were with who's a total fucking piece of work and honesty that you girls are bitch. And then the friends are just like, okay, let's just wrap up this Vow. It's getting dark.

And another, she's yelling. And another thing. If the sun sets, we're not going to be able to make our way back to the car, so. And he didn't even know what he had. And he left it. And you're way better off without him. He's nothing.

He's a nobody. Okay, let's just stick to you. And you're beautiful. You can't see that. Very unhinged. Okay, the friends poking each other. All right. Yeah, he goes Whoa

My wedding guest came With wedding gifts In a Oh she wore a floral tiara So that's Extra sane behavior Extra sane behavior For a woman in her 50s

When she's marrying herself Floral tiara I did not share my plans With my adult children Who already knew That I was That their mom Was a bit out there

So she's admitting at least That she's sort of a wild one It sort of has more of a vibe of a 16 year old that like demanded a party throne yeah so she's got the four friends that come and she's sort of you know my you got a 16 party and I get a 16 party he's like well yeah but you're not turning 16 I don't care yeah I don't care that I'm 14 like a guy that's telling his telling his Saudi Arabian oil dad that she wants a sweet 16 even though she's 14 years old and she really wants the Jonas Brothers to play at it. And he goes, that's a little, that costs a little bit. Dad, if you don't get Joe Jonas, I'm going to kill myself.

Dude, the photos too, they're taking, there's like a few photos, which are like not even good photos. They're kind of blurry, but they all have like the Harold, you know, the Harold from the meme look. Like the guy have like the the herald you know the herald from the look like the the guy like the old man you know from the meme i can't remember what the name is called the herald you know exactly what i don't you do it's the most fame one of the most famous memes i can't hear the herald meme oh yeah i know herald how'd you go that guy's name because that's his name is a fame one of the most famous memes i know the meme i didn't know he was herald what's it called something herald yeah okay he's an name. It's one of the most famous memes on Earth. I know the meme. I didn't know it was Harold. What's it called?

Something Harold. Yeah, okay. He's an old man. He's like just trying to put on a fake smile. Other friends in attendance that weren't in attendance supported my decision. So a couple of friends were like super on board. As long as I don't have to come to this, congrats. I'm at your husband's wedding actually.

Love this for you. Yeah, I love this for you yeah i love this for you as long as you don't kill yourself this weekend we're very supportive oh i don't think i'm gonna be able to make it to that bad boy but really good idea i wish you all the best probably i'm gonna send you a card oh yeah send a lot of fucking a lot of check-ins i knew the weekend would be emotionally challenging one for me uh do you think she didn't want to see yourself before the marriage? You know, I mean, look in the mirror. Yeah, yeah. Kind of just doing lipstick, just freehand. You can't look in the mirror.

Just to make her extra on hinge too. She looks super crazy. Just freehand the lipstick on there. That's a good visual. Yeah. Her with the really wild lipstick all over the face. Yeah, just doing this. He doesn't even know what he's got. I look beautiful. I also wrote myself a song.

It's not unusual to be loved by yourself. I knew the weekend would be emotionally challenging, although I no longer wanted to be married to my ex-husband. I grieve the loss of our marriage. It's also a good way to lose custody, by the way. Well, they're adult children. Okay. But if they weren't adults, this would be a good way.

I mean, you get institutionalized. She goes, I actually be a good mom. You're like, she just did a marriage ceremony where she married herself and the judge is like, courted her. Yeah, and the kids are probably like, she wanted to marry the dog, but we said that was kind of... She's trying to marry the dog, but we didn't want to. We said that was kind of...

She's trying to marry the dog right now, so why don't we just... Is that fair enough to say? Yeah, so it's just going to be a little bit wild. Solid to be the ex-husband, though, because he was just like,

oh, hopefully she doesn't marry anyone I hate. You know, good news, she's marrying herself. Or he's just like... Like, if there was any kind of... People were trying to pick sides on the divorce, and they're like, maybe he's's marrying herself. Or he's just like, if there was any kind of people who were trying to pick sides on the divorce and they're like, maybe he's at fault,

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saying that Bitcoin, like he bet a million dollars on Bitcoin, I think going to a million dollars or something. Something like weird, but in a short amount of time, like three months or something. I know. I don't know if it was going to a million dollars.

That wasn't what it was. Yeah, that wasn't what it was. But basically he's saying- No, he made a bet that the economy is crashing. That there will be hyperinflation. That's what economy is crashing. That there will be hyperinflation. That's what the bet was. That there will be hyperinflation, like Weimar style. Which does have a technical point where it becomes hyperinflation.

Yeah, I don't think there's going to be hyperinflation. But then the points that some people were making was like, listen, a Super Bowl commercial is like $10 million or whatever. Him to spend a million dollars on this highly publicized bet at a time when if Bitcoin keeps going down, he has so much Bitcoin, he's losing millions by the day. Yeah. If he cranks it up, he makes his million back in like a day. Yeah.

I'll say, I don't think he has the power to move the Bitcoin. He might already be moving it a little bit. I don't think so. He's gotten, I'll tell you what. It's too big of a, I don't make that many moves Period Based on like Stuff that's happening Yeah But I feel inclined to After reading his stuff

Dude I I mean I'm just like He doesn't have the power To move Bitcoin Like not in any sort of This thing's been Like such a big deal

And he was like If you don't buy Bitcoin You're the dumbest person In the world Like that's the whole thing That makes people be like Dude I actually Sure

I need to He's like creating a FOMO I understand that But I'm just saying In general He's not influential enough or has enough money he's not influential enough he would have to start makes like an extra million dollars with how much bitcoin he has well doesn't have to move that much million dollars yes well that's how much his bet is that's the whole point he has a ton but he could i mean that that million that he makes could like be gone which is why the bet is yeah yeah negligible for him his bet is, he's saying specifically

that there's going to be hyperinflation, which I don't think that's happening. Yeah, so interesting to watch him. Good follow right now. Yeah, he's... Me and Danny really liked him. Yeah, I like him. He's a man.

But we don't know what's going on. It's hard to predict this, because it's like, does he actually think the world's just ending and all this stuff? I don't think he's doing this... I mean, as far as I understand, he is a billionaire or close to it. I don't think he's doing this just for some small monetary gain

like i think he does believe this yeah or he or he's like has some theory where it's like i need to keep pumping bitcoin just in general like i'm just like a spokesperson for like cryptocurrencies it's not necessarily like i'm gonna make more money right now it's like i just need to get the word out that like this is the future and I'm helping move that along. I mean, I've been following him for a few years. He's been saying this since I followed him. This is just an inflection point

where I think he's like, see? He's sort of... He's talking his book though. He's not like making some sort of like turn here where he's like, yeah, I wasn't saying this. Like he's kind of been saying this for a while. I think he's like this is...

He's like the Peter Schiff of Bitcoin. He's like this is just like the inflection point that's going to cause this hyperinflation to really gear up like basically saving all these banks all these bailouts and so uh but hyperinflation in three months i don't know maybe i mean i guess we have to check back in three months so you know um larsa pippen right yeah so this whole story i mean i do now so basically scotty pippen the whole thing is pretty wild right yeah so basically scotty pippen right yeah so this whole story i mean i do now so basically scotty pippen the whole thing is pretty wild right yeah so basically scotty pippen his wife is it is dating michael jordan's son yeah and the whole thing's like pretty crazy especially with the

history of like you know when they did the michael jordan documentary the last dance yeah like there was a big problem that some of these guys had it's like they made it seem like jordan was the whole team and we are nothing without him where it was like you know even he was like scotty pippen was very like it was condescending the way that they described i mean yeah their only point for they have their only like he got 10 million dollars and he got like they all got nothing yeah they all got nothing. Their only data point that serves that narrative is that the year that he retired, they made it to the Eastern Conference Finals or something. So they're like, we don't need him.

But I mean, the year that he was not there, they didn't win. They didn't even make it to the finals. But they made it far enough where you're like, oh, we weren't some bunch of scrubs without him. Well, it's like you could say that about any player that had a great legacy. It was like if they were Jordan's teammate, that legacy would get overshadowed a little

bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. But so the crazy part is that after all of that, her dating Michael Jordan's son is like such a slap in the face. And the guy's like 35 and she's like 50, right? Yeah. So it's a huge rude move.

And she says that if they get married, she'll take his last name. Oh, man. Yeah. Scotty Pippen's going through it though, dude. And she says that If they get married She'll take his last name Oh man Yeah I guess she's trying To be through it though dude She's trying to be She's a No she's a reality star Of like a

She's like a basketball wife Yeah she's like a basketball So that's sort of his fault For letting her be a basketball Real housewives of Miami He's Yeah it's sort of his fault For letting his wife be a

You should have thought That every step of the way Your wife being like a Basketball reality wife Yeah Cause the only She has to make, basically,

you're this like ex-legend where you, what you want to do is every now and then you come out and you go, it's me. And everyone goes, you're the greatest.

And you go, thank you. Anyone want a signature? And you go, you're the greatest. What you don't want is your wife being like drumming up controversy

with you to get her What do you think Scottie Pippen would rather? That his ex-wife dates Michael Jordan's son or dates herself? Dates herself 100%. But he's still a celebrity, so he's probably like,

oh my God, like, if you hear Scottie, we'd be talking about that. He'd go, Scottie Pippen's wife is dating herself. You think this is even a question? Yeah. Which one would you rather have? Well, because he probably is like,

I'm glad to be out of this relationship. Probably. Yeah. That's a good question with michael i don't think so i think he feels clowned a little bit by this whole scenario yeah and whether you feel clowned or not he's getting dunked on and all that sort of stuff getting dunked on no pun intended laughing well i sympathize with him i would never i'm not dunking on him i'm on his team i mean that is messed up that yeah the j Jordan thing that's just like you know Danny it's just rude

yeah that's just jilted ex-wife it's a jilted ex-wife and I just see it as rude there's a million people in the world you can't you can't date someone

that I have after we've been together for all these years you don't have the respect to not date the son of someone that I have like

a very long standing public rivalry with where I'm sort of the under one. Yeah, for sure. Come on. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that they had any beef before the last dance, but still. It is sort of a little bit of a beef.

The whole thing is. Well, he's a bit of a jilted lover to Jordan. Yeah, he is. But that whole thing is. Well, then anyway, she's going on like the press tour or whatever, right? And this clip went viral where she's talking about how they had sex four times a night when she was at Pippin every day for 20 years so she's the worst to begin with because for starters you wouldn't want to be the the new guy the new guy jordan's son imagine your girl right now is

on a podcast tour talking about how her her and her ex-boyfriend used to bone four times a night yeah he's probably like what maybe he's into that too i don't know who into what i'm boning also four times he's like well i'll do Maybe he's into that too. I don't know. Who into what? Are boning also four times a night? He's like, well, I'll do it five times a night. How does that sound? Anytime someone says they're boning four times a night, I always think it's like you bone once or twice with some breaks. Like what does that even mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like four different times a day. When does night start? Well, if you go the whole day maybe. If you're counting like the morning and then you caught it at noon or then you come home, it's like whatever but like if you're like end of the day

you come home at 8 and then you then what like you just every hour do you take a break in between and then bone again

maybe your whole life's just boning this is a high T man sure but it still feels like yeah I agree unless you're up

until 4 in the morning or something if you went home with a girl and you like boned a bunch that night would you come home and you'd be like just bone seven times no no you're just boned one like if it was the next morning you might say again in the morning but even then it's like those are separate yeah no i understand what you're saying completely but it's like a guy it's like it seems like she's making it sound like it's like one like morning noon like basically, but she says a night though.

Oh, every meal and a snack is what it seems like. She's not even including the day. Oh, that's insane. I just frigging bones. Fucking 25 times. Four times a night. This is this. It's one, two, three, four, five.

She's literally saying they had sex. What's a 1400 times a year. Also is Scotty Pips, man. That's interesting that you, like, after banging your wife three times, you're just like, I need another serving of my wife. Yeah, also on year 20. Year 20. You're married for 20 years, and he's still like,

time to get world number four in. Just need desperately another helping of my wife so people just wired different i guess i just think it's a lie tim candy was saying that when he was on this podcast i just think it's a lie i don't think tim kenny uh when he was on this podcast he was talking about banging his wife and then my brother messaged me and he was like i've heard him on a couple podcasts and he goes he talks about that a lot for him. He's always saying that he's putting it down with his wife. Good for him, man. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

But yeah, I'm going to just say I don't believe this four times a night. This is from someone who's so unhinged that she's now fucking dating. Super unhinged. She might marry Michael Jordan's son. I know. So I think she's a little suspect. I guess what's happening is if you must, you consider that a time. I mean, yeah, but still, I don't think that that was happening.

Seems like a lot. I don't think so. It's crappy, too. Whole thing is bad news, though. That sucks. I'd hate to be him. That's why you got to get the fucking NDAs. Tiger Woods has it right.

Tiger Woods, he can rest assured that his ex-girlfriend is not going to be on some fucking stupid housewife show talking shit about him for the next 10 years he can rest assured yes the goat head i had head hats off goat no cap tiger to goat no cap no cap so speaking of goats speaking of goats um okay so there's two things the first so they're kind of related but the first one is that uh tinder basically has this new thing where they're letting daters define their relationship type by adding their pronouns to the profile so every which goes kind of this thing is uh you know we know people in the industry they're like i don't want to put my pronouns in my bio because you're basically making me announce who I voted for. Yeah.

Which is like a funny thing. But it's like, it kind of adds two things where it's like, one, it was like when you see a girl with the pronouns in a bio, it's like, it really does just like further devalue girls. And like, you know, like Tinder and all that stuff is why girls have to be like oh i'm going on the first date now yeah well it's like it's just a radical feminism essentially that said like women can do everything that men can do and so then they were like women have the same sex drives as men and women are just like sluts like men and then they're just like so they have to prove it exactly yeah and then they do this stuff yes and then men the whole time are like well that's the thing for it's like it really is the stuff we always talk about where it's like the progressive stuff always just like ends up

helping dudes at the end of the day of course we're like oh i should start at only fans yeah old men and you go all right yeah go do whatever you want and then they sort of have this thing where basically they're doing all they're gonna basically do all this stuff right but they're doing all the relationship types so it's basically they're putting like all the stuff that guys wanted to do like you how many dudes are like dating and what they want to put is that like i'm not looking for a really relationship but maybe i'd be open to one at some point see i think that's going to cause a new form of lying though i think a lot of guys like the because i think what's going to happen is any guy who's like not in the

top 10 of guys is going to be like oh just looking for hookups and you're like yeah see how that works out for you pal literally nothing it's screwing over everyone yeah but yeah but then except for that like maybe whatever the top 10 and then so all these guys are gonna be like fuck i gotta put in like that i want a relationship but even though i don't don't want that and then i'm gonna have to but it sort of works the other way around a little bit too because if you're like on the fence dude where the girl's like is this like a badass dude or is like kind of a nerd and he's like looking for a relationship she's like okay you know what i mean yeah but it might be better for like normal people but there is a big part of it where it's like with the girls no i'm saying the girls if

you're like a girl that's like you you said it for guys but the other way around you go if you're a girl that's just like your average six or whatever and you're trying to be on the dating market and you're like oh i'm only looking for guys in relationships all it takes is for another six to be like open to anything of course of course yeah that's a tough i mean i would still like i think if you see a girl like open to anything you're like well she's getting hit up every guy the lie is you just go i'm looking for short term which but open to the possibility of course which is the actual truth that's yeah open to the because that's why i always did bug me about that stuff because girls would be like why don't you just be honest about what you're looking for it's like honestly what

you're looking for for the most parts i would say most guys is like you're looking for just date people especially if you're under 30. And then you go, yes, if it, if this was like turned out to be the sickest girl, I would be open to it. I would be open to expanding the contract. Well, cause you, yeah. And a lot of also totally fine with just sort of dating you for four months as well. Exactly.

And totally on the table. Yeah. Which as it should be. But I mean, a lot of women who are getting kind of getting on there and then they're like, yeah, I want a relationship and kids You know, like where they're like We're having this conversation, date one Like, oh, do you want kids?

But that's what I mean In the next two years But you do solve that by just saying like Hey, I'm open to that option Yes, agreed But that's not the only option that we're doing over here Man, this is definitely not the good old days of Tinder This seems like hell

Well, the good old days of Tinder was what you were doing, what the other people do. Danny was the original hack because right now they just had another one. Dude, the first year of Tinder, man, that was... I always say this. I got out of like a long-term relationship and then Tinder started like a week later. Well, this guy did what you did. It said, is this ethical? I made a dating app bot to get dates and it actually works.

Dating apps have always favored women. So I decided to tip the scales. I got tired of filtering through all the flakes, attention seekers. So this guy basically made an AI bot that just works a dating app, which is what Danny originally did. No, I didn't have an AI bot. Not AI. There was just an app you could download that was,

I can't remember what it was called. Bonfire. Bonfire, right? Yeah, that's what it was called. So this is before tinder allowed you to because tinder added a feature where you can swipe in locations you're going to but you have to pay for it but this look this one was straight up like and it allowed you to swipe every girl in the city in the city that you're going to go to like if you're not in it yet which was like revolution it was like before you even got on the

plane you'd swiped right every girl every single girl in the city every single girl in the city and then i'll figure out once i land in ottawa it's great it worked out great it actually was working that was awesome and then you were sort of swimming in it for a second yeah and then they plugged that loophole but for like i remember that was like when yeah that was maybe six months that that was available. Well, so it kind of relates to this article. So this basically, this woman did, I told my husband of 15 years that now I use they, them pronouns. We're both learning how to not misgender me, right? And I think that this is what I was saying.

Probably one of the misconceptions about the whole pronoun thing. It was like, if you had like a smoking hot girl and she was like i'm doing this whole non-binary thing it's like that isn't so much the part that bothers you the part is the growth the her getting grosser that's almost guaranteed to come with it yeah yeah yeah yeah like the bad short haircut like if you're gonna absolutely change absolutely nothing then it's like, yes, I guess you added an extra annoyance of how I have to refer to you while you're there. Yeah, yeah, which is fine.

The best is she's misgendering herself. Also, you know that she's into annoying stuff and she's into this period. Okay, my girlfriend's suffering some sort of mental health crisis now. Great. But the problem is when your girl's like, hey, I've decided

that I'm not a girl or a boy anymore. You can pretty much guarantee that within the next six months she's going to be getting a lot grosser. Yeah. Also, like,

you're in your 40s and you're just figuring out you're bisexual now. It's almost worse. It's different than bisexual. That was a part of it. That was a part of it. So this whole thing is,

she goes, I was, okay, so at first it was difficult to reconcile the fact that i'm not bisexual and because she was in a group chat and in the group chat they said you know we're all bisexual here and she started thinking about whether i'm not bisexual at 40 it felt like i was co-opting a label designed for younger generations but then it felt right they weren't labels they were my identity i started blushing before i even started

the conversation with my partner of 15 years we talk about everything but this was new territory i began telling him but that what i was gonna say wasn't gonna change anything that this is about me and what i'd realized about myself but this is the funny part is like if you go this isn't gonna change anything you go i feel like it will yeah i feel like we're gonna be living in different parts of the house this is your yeah this is your parents coming and they're like listen we're getting divorced isn't gonna change anything we are gonna be living and you're gonna be going back to school okay so it's gonna change a lot it's quite a bit i just don't care you're gonna be getting mad at me for not getting on you know for not like intervening on your behalf when other

people say it wrong how the fuck does a 40 whatever year old 40 years old just in 2023 be like you know what she listened to i just finally figured out that i'm non-binary because she got on the blogs that's why what do you the answer to that question is obvious but she got on the blogs and they infected her but i'm like if you've always been non-binary so say like say you're saying it's not true yeah well i'm just saying okay so you're saying You're non-binary You've always been non-binary You don't become non-binary You're only now just figuring out That there's a label

For your identity That you can say I'm this label But I've always been this person Always this whole time So where were you Four years ago This has been pretty

Popping off for a bit That's a good point Like why are you Only figuring this out now She's pretty late To the like Party of this stuff, right? Yeah, like, she has your haircut.

Like, why the fuck is she, like, how is she only figuring this out now? It's the girl saying she's, like, bisexual now. And you're just like, I mean, yeah, in 2015 that might have been interesting. Exactly, you know? But you're like, why it took you so long to get there? Yeah, and also I like the idea of, if you if it is just a normal guy because you don't really know if the guy's into all the stuff or not if it is just a normal guy the girl uh telling coming in and being like i'm non-binary and this isn't gonna affect you and then she

leaves and the guy just like turns on tucker for the first time all of a sudden tucker's speaking to him he goes you know and they're trying to ruin they're trying to get into your bedrooms and they're ruining your lives and this this guy's like, preach, Tucker. Grabs his MAGA hat. Locks the door, puts the MAGA hat on, Tucker. This is the kind of stuff that could sort of radicalize a man. You know what I mean? Like you go, because imagine you were like, imagine you were just sort of like removed from it.

And you're like, yeah, everyone's kind of being crazy, but whatever. It doesn't affect me that much other than the fact that movies have like these annoying plot lines that's the most that affects you like i gotta hear i gotta hear like lesbian night and hockey night in canada you know what i'm saying yeah like every now and then it's like something's an eye roll but it's like now they're making your wife ugly oh yeah it's in your house oh and you know this isn't the last thing from her like if she goes i'm bisexual i'm non-binary and you know this isn't the last thing from her. She's getting sexier. Like if she goes, I'm bisexual, I'm non-binary, and you go, okay, that's good, I support you. You're like, there's going to be a new thing coming.

She's going to be demisexual and polyamorous real soon. A lot of new stuff coming. A lot of new stuff. You're right. This is the training wheels for, I'm... Yeah, like she's feeling you out for what kind of shit she can pull, and you're like, yeah, okay.

You know that old thing where it was like how they really, if they can get you to admit like the sky is the different color that's when they've yeah that's when they own you yes

like the Kim Jong wears no clothes the emperor wears no clothes if they can get you to admit something that's not true it is sort of true if I can get my husband

of 15 years to admit that he agrees that I'm neither a boy nor a girl it's like then the sky's the limit of course yeah

then we can just fucking really turn the tables around her i could definitely see this guy though like some of the this the like right wing stuff speaking to you a little more once your girl comes in the girl comes in with her shaved head huh and then all of a sudden rush limbaugh starts to go fucking you know old school rush limbaugh tapes yeah yeah everything you go to now she has has to come out. Because her whole thing is, I have to keep coming out now. Because I'm bisexual and non-binary.

But nobody knows. So then every time you go to anything. Oh, literally, you're at a hotel. And you go, okay, Mr. and Mrs. Cooper. And then she looks at you like you're not going to. It's actually Zier. Yeah, it's actually Mr. and. What are you doing now?

No, it's actually Mr. and. It's like M-X. I don't know. M-X, Koops. I don't know how to pronounce that, but it's M-X. Also, she goes, when I finally came out, the first question my husband asked was,

if nothing is changing, why does it matter? The husband's sort of onto the scam a little bit. Yeah, he goes, uh? Okay, so then why are you telling me if nothing's changing whatsoever? And she's like, a few things are going to be changing. A few things are going to be changing. Did I say nothing's changing?

Oh, I. So I was being hyperbolic when I said nothing's changing. I meant we're still going to be living together and married. Yeah, yeah, but you know. Probably. Pretty separate lives. I'll tell you what's going to be. There's going to be a few things changing, and I'm going to have some wackier friends.

You can pretty much guarantee that. There's going to be some, you know, there's going to be some like 20 year old like, you know, dude that looks like a girl that's got a lot of piercings. Yeah, a lot of weird people

are going to be hanging around the house during Sunday football. So, I just want you to know. The man cave is going to be turned into an art den moving forward. It's almost a guarantee

there's going to be a couple changes being made Yeah Let's follow up with the guy I told him it mattered because it's who I am Then it clicked for him He has been incredibly supportive And he's still working to understand the complexity of my identity It's very complex

She's a very special person I mean she's wearing like a blazer with like the elbow patches It looks like Yeah that's what she's going with. Yeah, it's going to be tough sledding for the rest of your life for this guy. You have two options. You either just have to become like Rachel Maddow, but a man. Yeah.

Or you just check out entirely. Check out entirely, yeah. So this is where she came to the realization in her WhatsApp group. One of my friends sent a message about changing the group's name because we're all bisexual. And I thought, I'm not bisexual I'm married to a man and we have two kids the experience I had in grade school was just kids being kids, right? Those high school rumors that I was a lesbian were wrong, right? My porn searches were just out of curiosity, right?

But then my friend was right. I'm bisexual and that wasn't all but that's not all that's not all Johnny Tell him what he's won tell him that she goes i have something to tell you i'm bisexual he goes okay that's fine most girls are figured it wasn't that bad we had a threesome that one time so that'll be funny but that's not all, Johnny. Tell him what else he's got, because this is the full suite, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, you won everything. You're neither a man nor a woman. They, them pronouns, the whole shebang.

This right here is the full package, ladies and gentlemen. This is going to include, and tell him what that package will include. That is going to include an increasingly shorter haircut, which will be dyed a wacky color at some point. There are going to be petty arguments with pedestrians at all hours of the day. State-of-the-art pronouns. Got it all.

Nightmare. This guy's probably like, all no more huff post for you the hop he just goes cancels you know you have like kid filters you should be able to have like that like filters like political filters that you put on your wife's like you can yeah she starts being like i think i'm like's goddamn yeah my friend yeah you also that's the same thing as you need the filters for like the same thing you need facebook filters for your like 90 year old dad so he doesn't get into q anon you know what i mean exactly you need this for your do you think q anon's being like well actually trump is getting arrested that's part

of the plan because he's going to prison and And then when Trump's in prison, that's where he's going to get one of his army together. Oh, I don't even know the extent of it. I don't know. QAnon must still be thinking about it. I think some of them are probably pretty over it now. I doubt. I mean, I guarantee there's still people. But that would be good if there was someone still thinking that if he gets arrested, that's

actually even more part of the plan. I'm just waiting for JFK Jr. Although there is an argument to be made that if they try to arrest him and if they did arrest him and it like doesn't take like you're saying that does sort of get him back in the news and build a lot of controversy

around him. And everybody thinks they're like, oh, they're persecuting him because they want to like rig the election. So then you're going to get a lot of people

kind of back on his side. That's one of the arguments, one of the conspiracy, I don't know, whatever, one of the theories is that this is like left-wing people

want Trump to be the guy because they think he's less likely to win. That just, yeah, that's a risky bet right there. You see that DeSantis

is calling Trump gay? Or no, the vice versa. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going in on it. Yeah. That's that good old Trump where he's just like,

DeSantis with a woman or a man. He said about Biden, Trump on Truth Social said all Biden does is eat, sleep, and shit. to sand is with a woman or a man he can he called he he said about biden trump on true social said all biden does is eat sleep and shit that's all he does very funny you definitely need pronoun controls for your wife for you get you need to cut her off of these how about a chrome attachment that just turns they them to the right pronoun he him or she her that would be such a imagine how mad like ai an ai chrome extension where it looks at the

whoever's writing it like whoever's reference as the pronoun and then guesses if that's a man or a woman and then changes the pronouns holy shit how pissed off would they be if they found out that you've been changing their pronouns of their articles this whole time based on what an ai thinks which would probably be pretty accurate like yeah determining their biological sex months later i discovered another part of my identity i'm non-binary uh after telling everyone in my life about my preferred pronouns and she by and she means everybody everybody yeah she goes the call centers she had a big problem though she goes after telling everyone about my preferred pronouns i accidentally misgendered myself

my horror set in quickly whoops she's this is and she goes how could i misgender myself after making sure everyone in my life referred to me properly i worried that maybe i wasn't even really non-binary so she called herself a girl once once, and the whole thing was shattering down all around her. The house of cards is crumbling. How could I be a they-them if I can't even remember my own pronouns? So for 40 years, she goes, I'm a girl. And then for eight years, she's telling everyone who will listen how she's not a girl anymore.

And then she goes, as a woman, she goes, whoops. It's basically her kryptonite sort of thing. You know what I mean? It's the she goes, as a woman, she goes, whoops. It's basically her kryptonite sort of thing. You know what I mean? Like the fact that she is a woman. If you can coax her into saying she's a woman, that's like her whole ideology melts.

And the husband, that's the whole husband's whole deal. If he can get her to call herself that once, the whole thing's going to. But then she gets it back because she's like at a Home Depot

and then someone goes, excuse me, sir, but they were talking to someone else, but she turns around. Do you know what I actually think would get them back? Like if I can think of a certain type of girl that's really into this stuff what would really get them back because if you had a

girl world war three that's true if the non-minors get drafted right or just enough turmoil where we're like this is not important no I think that they'd still stick to it to that because there's no real stakes for them not to I'm more saying if you can do something like this like you do a woman's day thing and there's a big thing like you if you know how like those identities are really hot right now if being a woman gets really hot right now and it's like it is so hard to be a woman and being a woman's the hardest thing and then she's like i know and you And you go, you wouldn't actually know. She doesn't get to participate. Well, we need the woman hierarchy, like on the hierarchy of victimhood.

I don't think it would be higher. I think just more like visible. Do you know what I mean? Like she's trying to celebrate Women's Day and you're just like, well, you don't get to do that anymore. Like you need to sort of take away her like things that she likes to do. She's like, as a man,

you don't know what it's like to be a woman. And you're like, well, either do you. So I guess that makes two of us. You know what I mean? She's like, as a man, you don't know what it's like to be a woman and you're like, well, either do you. So I guess that makes two of us. You know what I mean? It's like, it's a wonderful life where it's like,

what would happen if I was never a woman at all? And then you like, the ghost of Christmas takes you around or whatever, you know, to show you, you're not a woman anymore.

But if you were, these are the things that you'd be enjoying. And it's all good things. And they go, oh, I wish it wasn't a non-binary. So I think that's what,

the only way to do it is they have to be like missing out on their like fun things. And I think that's what the only way to do it is they have to be like missing out on their like fun things. And I think that's sort of the way to do that is like a girl that says all those things. You don't let them participate in the woman deals anymore. No. Like, you know, you're at the bar and she was like, oh, you know, obviously woman getting free. And you go, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not.

No, make her pay half. That's the only. She's at least half. She's at least half. She's at least half of something. You need to start taking away any of their women benefits. They can't have it both ways. No, no. I think that's the solution.

Even though they're kind of doing it because they want it both ways. And she goes, I also have the privilege of passing, of living without daily threats or abuse, but also this means I'm forced to come out of the closet over and over. It's far less harrowing. I was like, the daily threats thing is super funny because basically what they mean is that

if you become a super aggressive LGBT influencer, people will get in fights with you, but that's kind of the nature of being anything on the internet right now of course like you if you're gonna be like a republican pundit which is half the country republican like you're getting hate mail and death threats or super you know democrat or whatever yeah like if you're online it's the difference is like if you're online promoting anything that has remotely like yeah and the question is is this extending to your actual life?

Like, you can't walk around the mall because you're non-binary? No, she means she probably gets some flack online. Yeah. If you're trying to... Welcome to the fucking club, lady. Not lady. Oh. Wow, daddy.

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at getsunday.com slash boyscast. That was a good Elon Musk one. So there was like this girl that wrote this big thing. Elon Musk tweets have unleashed a wave of hate. Yeah. And it's like kind of my favorite thing because she goes, I just finished my investigation into whether Twitter can protect users under Elon Musk's ownership.

When to my surprise, the man tweeted about it. So basically Elon Musk retweeted her study about how Twitter is bad. Yeah. And then people were like talking shit to her and she's like, look at Elon Musk is causing all this hate or whatever. It was like craz shit to her and she's like look at elon musk is causing all this hate or whatever but it's like the craziness to be like all i did was write a hit piece on this guy and his company yeah then he commented on yeah and you're just like you're like all this hate i got

from writing a hate article about a guy and it's like i'm not even saying any of you shouldn't be allowed to write a hate article or whatever but it's like you enter the political arena. It's kind of the game a little bit. I'm on Twitter, whatever we get it to. It stinks. Obviously it's not like the ideal thing, but it's like,

there's a simple, like the truth is like, if you want to enter the octagon of being a public figure and writing a hit piece on people, it's like, you know, all he's doing is the same thing you're doing. So he dropped 44 billion on this. Like, I, you know, all he's doing is the same thing you're doing. I mean, also, he dropped $44 billion on this.

I mean, if you were coming, if I dropped $44 billion and you were coming over to Twitter and slagging me off, I'd make sure to let you know about it. Exactly, right? That's kind of the gist of that story.

Yeah. Next, we have a little bit of a whodunit. A whodun-diddy. Whodun-diddly-did it. Diddly-diddly. So basically, this is kind of like a ask me anything sort of situation.

Yeah. But basically, my unemployed husband stole my dead mother's heirloom to buy video games. That's kind of fucked up. And she's not sure what to do because she suspects it a little bit, right? So basically, this guy's unemployed and he's been unemployed for two years and his wife works a retail job, can barely afford to pay the bills. Yeah. And then she goes days ago it just went missing out of the blue I looked for it I cried and then I gave up looking for it the other day I came home and I found out that my husband bought a

new gaming console it sounds like he stole it so it's like he took your thing it does it's what I had after the guys don't live in the whole thing's really funny because you the odd ass there's just a whole funny part the audacity of the guy where basically if you do steal the things and pawn them and then then you come home the next day with a new gaming console yeah when she knows you're broke and you're unemployed i can't imagine she loves it like you're she works and you don't and then you're like hey i got a new ps5 you go with what yeah and she goes a lot i mean even if you could afford it she probably wouldn't be probably not a good idea anyway and then she goes i wasn't expecting that i asked him where he got the money and he said he

borrowed it from a friend but so yeah yeah you're gonna be like well don't borrow a thousand bucks i mean we have a like an electricity bill that we could use that money for but as far as i know he only has two friends, and both of them swore they won't lend him a dime, so he never pays them back. So basically, it's from a friend that she hasn't heard from. Got some fucking cojones on. The bottom line is, they ask me anything,

you'd be like, how big do you think the cojones actually are? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gauge on a scale of one to ten. Are my husband's balls huge or super huge? They swore uh two friends and both of them swore they didn't lend him a dime since he never pays them back so the boys didn't have his back really either when i reminded him of that he just gave me a look and says that if i was hinting that he took the bracelet uh ponded it, and then bought the console, he shamed me for it and said,

I'm just upset that he's managing his current financial situation and should still be able to buy himself nice stuff unlike me. We kept arguing until he took the console and left to his friend's apartment. Was he 10? This guy just kicks ass all around.

Yeah. It sucks that you're married to this dude who fucking stole your bracelet but also the guy being like i'm sorry that i can hand just because i'm broke i can't i'm sorry apologize to you that i know how to handle my financial situation and then takes i'm going over to terry's house we're gonna play ps5 and you're not gonna ruin this for me taking your playstation to a different room when you're married to play PS5 and you're not going to ruin this for me. Taking your PlayStation to a different room is so funny. Married to your friends, please. I'd say the most I've done is taken my computer into a different room. Stormed off with my computer.

Not stormed off, but just like, okay, enough of this. Yeah, I'll do that. This girl. I went on a girl's holiday for my 40th and realized that i didn't miss my husband so i divorced him and married myself it's not a married myself but it might be the same type of girl and she goes now i've uh and now she's met a new man and i've lost a bunch of pounds five stone she said she's lost right yeah but i just like the article so it's a woman the gist of the article she wrote was she's like i went away on

vacation didn't miss my husband and then now i lost a bunch of weight and i've got a hotter guy right yeah she lost five stone five stone 90 pounds but yeah exactly right but the funnier part is to be like the the i'd like the dude version of this article where a guy being like yeah i'm like 90 pounds overweight. I went on vacation with the boys. Super fun. Wasn't really thinking about my wife at all. So then I broke up with her, lost all the weight and got a hotter, hotter girl.

Like what an idiot. Yeah. Everybody in the media, please praise me for this shrewd move I made. And can I receive my praise, please? I am the best man ever. Yeah. Got really fat. Went on an eight-day vacation with the boys.

Quite a bender. Went to the whores. I mean, she's looking good now. Didn't miss the wife at all, turns out. But the part of me was like, the whole thing is based on, like, she realized she wasn't missing him, and it was just like, going on a vacation for seven days with like all your friends.

And like, imagine like not missing your wife's like, yeah. Okay. Pretty normal. I guess. Yeah. All right. If you went away with the boys for like four days, are you, are you the whole time being like, I can't even enjoy myself.

I just miss her too much. How are you guys enjoying yourselves? And it's a mom too, so the kids have to read about this smut. She realized on the holiday she didn't even miss him. She's from Liverpool. She went to Greece with her friends

and then she made a life-changing decision. She informed her husband of 10 years she was leaving him. Six months later, she'd lost five stone and met David Baldwin, 43. The now mom says she couldn't be happier.

But the whole story is just like, me and my husband got fat, me and my wife got fat, and then I went on vacation with my boys, and I was like having the time of my life,

realized I could, you know, get in shape and then lose this dead weight. I mean, if a guy did that, he wouldn't be like gloating about this on TikTok or some shit. Gloating about it?

You'd be public enemy number one. Yeah, but she's a woman. That's, if a guy did that, he wouldn't be gloating about this on TikTok or some shit. Gloating about it? You'd be public enemy number one. Yeah, but she's a woman. Ryan, there's such things as double standards. Stephanie and her new boyfriend, who met David shortly after breaking up with her husband of 10 years, and also gloating like five months later being like, and now I met

this hunk. Nuts. Literally nuts. So while relaxing by the pool, chatting with her friends, Stephanie came to the conclusion that she no longer loves her husband, so she made the difficult decision to end her 10-year marriage.

But it really is... That must be a bummer for that dude, too, like she comes home. And, I mean, I guess he was really weighing her down, though, because she just had to ditch him. I mean, her whole weight was weighing her down. Yeah, that, too. he was really weighing her down, though, because she just had to ditch him. I'm not sure her whole weight was weighing her down. Yeah, that too. Her gut was weighing her down.

Yeah, I'm sure he was not too pumped about that. Well, maybe he was writing his own article being like, well, guess what? When you were on your eight-day vacation, I realized that I also didn't miss you at all. I lost 10 stone. Scientists say that even ethical porn is bad for anyone who wants a healthy relationship and to ditch it completely and so they're this is a big topic that people are talking about ethical porn

yeah i don't even necessarily mean the ethical thing just that it's bad for you yeah it's for sure bad for you this is a big like it's almost a little bit of like right wing and some left wing people agree because there's like all that whole like original feminist that like the anti-porn activists. You know what I mean? Of course. Yeah. And then there's obviously the new one is just like every girl should be a slut. Yeah.

You know what also is kind of an interesting one because like you, I feel like you've talked about a bit more than me or you've made some videos about it with like the Taylor Swift stuff or whatever. It's like the, one of the most hypocritical things is being like 20 year old girls you know dating like a 30 year old man's like grooming or whatever but it's like they're perfectly fine with like an 18 year old being like actual prostitute of course of course well that's because she has all the agency she's in power there there's no like dynamic power dynamic even though there is because she needs money there's or the power dynamic the idea is like it's powerful they're like rinse a bunch of men by using your sexuality well how is it not powerful to date some

you know rich 30 year old by using your sexuality gets something out of it well how does the john not get too much out of it not something yeah he gets too much out of it he's liking a little too much he's getting too much out of this like there's no way to properly compensate an 18 year old woman for being in a relationship with a 30 year old. But you can properly compensating from smashing them for cash. Yes. Like there is enough compensation that could be provided for an hour of her time, but not for like. There's no amount that's enough.

I guess that's the thought process. It doesn't make any sense. No, no. Definitely makes zero sense. But so they basically were. So this is they're releasing a lot of studies kind of saying that it's like super bad for you and i kind of i do know a little bit what they mean but i think a lot of it does sort of depend on your personality you know what

i mean like obviously well i mean okay i've said this before but if i feel like if you're someone that completely is just spanking it all day every day and that's kind of your whole life and you're not like i'm sure there is a whole lot of versions of that where it is bad for people yeah but in some ways if you're if you actually are like a focused person on productivity it's like if you're just strictly from a productivity standpoint and then you could also make the argument that like a lot of guys are in happier relationships when their life's in a better place if you are spending less time on women yeah you're gonna be doing better right like so this is i think the whole thing um is this is where it falls apart a little bit for me all the porn stuff's bad or whatever yeah because you go they're assuming

that there isn't a lot of guys that like, are like wasting all their time on women. Well, you're saying in general. Well, that's, it's all an addiction too. Yeah, of course. Yeah, and it can be a giant time suck. Huge time suck, right?

So they're saying that like, it's kind of comparing apples to oranges because they're saying like, you shouldn't be spanking it so much, right? However, they're assuming that you're replacing spanking it with just doing nothing. Yeah. But it's like, you might be be spanking it so much right however they're assuming that you're replacing spanking it with just doing nothing yeah but it's like you might be replacing spanking it with like meeting up with girls and dating every single night right which is gonna take a lot of your

time see what they don't talk about the version where you're like oh i'm gonna like go meet up with this chick and you're just like spanking you're just like yeah we're probably good on that whole deal yeah they're saying porn's really bad for relationships which is why i only watch gay porn because it's like the opposite, right? It's like watching heterosexual porn is bad, therefore watching gay porn

is good for a relationship. It probably is true. Yeah, that if you really care about this relationship, you'd watch gay porn. That's why I do it. And also their studies are a little bit like fake

because they go researchers at young university quiz 3500 people in the relationships regardless of the category those who watch porn are more likely to say they are not satisfied with their relationship but it's a bit of a causation correlation situation going on right because they're saying that of the people that like were super into porn those people were less happy with their relationship, right? Yeah. Also, there's no scenario where a girl is going to start dating a guy who's never watched,

because you're always going to watch porn before you get in your first relationship at this point in the game. Yeah. Right? You'll always have watched porn going into any relationship. So I think it might be true that, okay, so if we go back, for single, maybe not so much always always but then there is a bit of if you were in a relationship i think i do see like if you get if you're watching porn too much

you're like you start being like i should be boning one of these girls in real life not my stupid yeah for sure so maybe i get that part of it but i think that this study doesn't prove it because you can't just say, are you unsatisfied? Are you watching porn? It would go the other way around. You go, maybe he's unsatisfied so he's doing that.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like all your study proves is the dudes that aren't happy with their wives are more likely to watch porn, potentially. Yeah,

but it's safe to say a lot of porn watching us. So what do you, if you're one of those psychos who just watches porn and you don't even crank it, you just watch it, that can't be good.

So, this is the cardinal dilemma of men and I actually don't think that there's a perfect answer a lot of it depends on where you're at in your life and a lot of it depends on like like your personality so it depends on what type of guy you are but there's a certain probably type of guy that it's like you're unleashing

the beast when you're and there's a certain type of guy that like there's a certain type of person that'd be like oh i got that over with for the week and then there's another certain type of person where it's like fired up and that's sort of a spectrum of which type you are you know what i mean yeah yeah for sure you got to know yourself like for some people it'll you know i'm sure porn ruins their entire relationships and some people it's for some people, it'll, you know, I'm sure porn ruins their entire relationships and some people it's manageable. Some people, but okay,

so here's the question. Do you think that for some people it makes it better? Maybe if like it's one of their- Like you get a little bit of the buzz from the good old days. Maybe a little, yeah. It's just like what,

how little I suppose. I mean, if you stop having sex with your girlfriend because all you do is watch porn, that's probably not good. I think everyone remembers like in the pandemic if anyone was in like

a relationship or even just talking to one girl in like pandemic like it was a simpler time you know what I mean so there is something to be said about that whole thing

yeah yeah we should just go back to we should all live in but I think that that's it's unfair because I'm like you know what I think a lot of these arguments like forget that there is a lot of like

really unhappy people that just sort of like, I think men are pretty good at just like tuning it out. You know, when you see that guy, like, I mean, Bill Burr had that joke about a guy that just like sort of in his sixties and just,

he's just like beaten down. Yeah. And I know people like that. You know what I mean? So you're like, it's kind of like you're happier, but you have a lobotomy a little bit. Cause there is that bit of like,

do you, I think that all men can sort of agree that you need. Okay. So the testosterone level that you have when you're 18, right? Like it benefits you in some way, but the older you get, like it also has its negative consequences.

Right. So it's, you're all, as a man, you're sort of always doing this like constant balance between like keeping yourself that's like aggressive and like a real person and then also being able to be like calm and like yeah you don't want to the point of destructive like you're so cranked up all the time yeah so you're trying to find that balance because

it's easy to go one way and i've seen a lot of my friends go one way and you go, you know, it's just essentially the happy wife, happy life where you've almost like lobotomized the like part of yourself that like wants anything. You lose your edge. You lose your,

and you lose your edge and it makes those people less funny. Like I know a few people where you see them and they're like less funny. They're like less smart. They're less ambitious. Yeah.

But they might argue they're like happier, right? And you go, well, that depends on how you define happiness. Like if, is happiness like, does winning involved in happiness? Like, is it, you know what I mean? Is happiness the only thing you're achieving or looking for? Are you kind of looking for like, you know, to move forward and have drive? Or like, what is the real purpose of a human?

So it all kind of goes back to that. Some people are just like, yeah, I just, whatever I'm doing now allows me to not argue with my girlfriend exactly but if you think of yourself as like a slave you know what i mean like think of your people when jewish people were sure you know what i mean and you go not hard to think of that so you're obviously happier if you're the slave that just accepts it and you know what i mean yeah and you're like well you know it is what it is at least we got her you know we oh things could be worse things could be worse right you you you are sort of right that guy's a bit happier but the guy who like you know you still don't own me and that guy's always getting beat up and he's trying to escape in his life's hell and you go but he's sticking to his principles he's sticking to

his principles and then also you're still like alive more so it's like it's like you're still maybe but the outcome might not be the the inevitable outcome might not be well those are the extremes right that's why i'm saying like this idea that it could ever be like one and done that you ever just find the sweet spot it's like being in shape a little bit you know what i mean you could you always are sort of it's never just like well i got in shape now i'm in shape now i'm in shape that you kind of are trying to figure out forever of course yeah yeah it never ends you know yep so i think that's kind of what this question is too it's like it's sort of can be like solving this sort of problem that's just like an ongoing

thing that never ends you know what i mean yeah you can go off the deep end one way but the fact that you even like want to might might mean that there's a little of your old self still in there a little dog so what do you think of that synopsis i think it's a very fairly good synopsis but then the theories folder a little bit yeah so okay so i'm gonna do uh this one question yep that before we um and there was actually two questions that people from the patreon had and this is relates to this right questions for the following life advice kind of episode with ari so he listened to the episode where we had with ari and we were talking about boys in their early 20s maybe some tips on how to find your life passion career path especially nowadays with all the crazy AI stuff

and unpredictable market, not knowing whether entire industries will still exist in a few years. So if you're in your 20s and you're kind of having essentially a conversation we're just talking about with girls, but you're all having that with like career where you're like, what's even the point?

You know what I mean? So what do you think are like some overarching tips? Doing anything's better than doing nothing like if you're in that kind of thing like if you're kind of like paralyzed by like you know all the potential decisions to the point where you make no decision i would say you just go do something to be honest i was going to actually say the same thing yeah that's my i was literally thinking something very similar where i think that the biggest mistake that like people in their 20s make it's thinking that like time's more valuable than it is yeah

do you know what i mean you can sit around thinking like oh i'm trying to predict what the world's going to be like in 10 years to pick my career and you're like yeah you're not you're in your 20s why the fuck are you going to be able to figure that out and do something but even yeah so the like more most important part that the reason for that and that's like a classic like life advice thing is that whatever you do you're developing skills yeah exactly i really do think the 20s is like developing skills thing so yeah because you're kind of like how do i predict what industries are i mean you start you try to do it and then you get it wrong and then you get closer the next time yeah it's a kind of like even in relationships where it's like you don't always know what you want but you know what you don't want for sure yeah and like I mean yeah

so you know yeah you don't always know where the world's gonna go but you kind of know okay this ain't it and you're not gonna be able to predict it like the odds that you as a 22 year old who doesn't know what you want to do with your life is gonna be also the person who predicts what the world's gonna be like no exactly but you might if you spend two years for something as long as you're like building skills you might get closer yeah to knowing on your next round and if you do that four times so what yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't do your job yeah i wouldn't be too worried about the thing you're getting into it was like your concern is that that thing's gonna become obsolete like it might but i'm sure you'll learn a lot of stuff along the way doing stuff you learn stuff yeah exactly action uh i wouldn't be worried about that that's like

we're that's like almost being worried about like if our alien is going to come and kill everybody like do you know what uh i remembered a good quote from it yeah action produces information so that's probably the best way to describe it whether it's negative information like or positive or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So always be the action. So if you're asking a question, you go,

well, action will produce information. So it's like, how many people, I think that's one of the problems probably with some of the red pill dude kind of stuff is it's a lot of people philosophically debating

what type of girl they want when it was like, really, if you date three or four girls, it becomes pretty clear to you what type of girl they want when it was like really if you date three or four girls it becomes pretty clear to you what type of girl you want as opposed to like hypothetically debating like in your mind or like online but you don't actually really know of course yeah you're same with career you go i think i want this like the amount of people that are like i want to be an entrepreneur and they sort of work a new job living their life thinking in their mind that what i really want to be do

is like to start my own company. When if you went and tried to start your company for two years, you'd realize I hate this. Exactly. But you might need to do that to realize you hate it.

Or you like it. Or you like it, exactly. But you still just got to do it. So action produces information. Yeah. So that was one. And then the other one was listening to the Patreon

and Danny said that his ex-girlfriend loves playing Dungeons and Dragons I have to ask does she though oh speaking of this someone got us our ETH handle and thank you for that

yeah our ENS yes that was appreciated one of the dudes just said he got the ETH handle and reserved it for us yeah I'm gonna get it sent over does she though

did she develop this love on her own independently from childhood like boys do? Or did she get a job in the gaming industry and suddenly develop? So the question is... The second one. She got a job in the gaming industry. Okay.

I think the people she hung out with were really into it. But she was really into gaming. Yeah, but so I guess that's the question is like, is it real when girls sort of like get those hobbies? Like, do you actually though? No, no, she is. Like, she's like literally would spend 10 hours playing computer games. So then there is that part of like, yeah, you're saying that they might not naturally do it, but they still do like it once they do it.

Yeah, yeah, no, she's like, yeah, she's into it for sure. So to extrapolate that, some girls can be into that stuff generally, obviously. Yeah. Yeah, it's just, I think the question he's asking is he's just generalizing really what your point is is that like, yeah, it's probably

most girls are less into like things and you know, they're free people but like there is a percentage and you're right, you're like, yeah, as a girl

you might be less likely to find out about that until later until some reason because your friends weren't into it and all that sort of stuff. Exactly, yeah.

The people you're hanging around with weren't into that stuff too much. Okay stuff. Exactly, yeah. The people you were hanging around with weren't into that stuff too much. Okay, one more good story here. Okay. My husband's ex-girlfriend is dying. Her last wish is to be with my husband. I've had this one on the docket

for a second. You got some nerve on you, lady. You got some real nerve. Well, this is the question. Is the nerve of the lady saying that, or is this the boyfriend saying she's dying? It's crazy. She was in Australia or some shit, and she's going to fucking

the husband's going to Canada to spend the last days with this woman. He's trying to be like, it's just like my best friend. So the husband basically, after finding out that her husband's ex-girlfriend has been diagnosed with late stage breast cancer a woman was feeling awful about her reluctance to allow her husband to fulfill the woman's dying wish now that's a good catch she's not gonna she doesn't she's feeling bad that she won't let you go smash his ex and they became best friends this is this is what you know when people are like you

can't be best friends with your ex or whatever and you go why and you go they just send them this article i'll be like well when she's here's an example here's a good reason why i mean i would be more cool i guess if my ex was best friends with someone who lived like half the world away versus like in the same city maybe you could be like that's less i'd be less cool if they're best friends yeah maybe yeah i don't know i guess you're just like she just not worried about the things you would be worried about, but yeah. I would be fine with the ex being the best friend

if the ex is gay now. Sure. Even then, it's still a little strange. The whole thing is bizarre. But, yeah, but girls,

I think a lot of girls are in a scenario where they believe all the stuff, so then how can I go back to not believing all the stuff? Yep. So they go,

they were together for five years and needless to say, they remained in contact even before he met me. Two weeks ago, my husband received a call from her about the sad news. My husband cried with her and told her everything is going to be okay. This is, do you remember when Pete Davidson

was with Ariana Grande and then Mac Miller died and then Ariana Grande and then Mac Miller died and then Ariana Grande was just like every post was about how like Mac Miller so amazing and all this stuff and I guess they'd remain friends and be like that I always think of that it'd be like such a nightmare like dating a girl and

then her friend her ex dies to a friend and then she's just posting everywhere it's like he was the most beautiful soul ever lived yeah and you're just like I honestly to me I honestly don't know if I would be like okay with it on like a actual level yeah like in the

sense that I'd be like listen you could do all this stuff and they'd be like oh you're cold and heartless or whatever and I'd be like listen like do whatever you want and you get to do I feel like I have some version of like you're allowed to do whatever you want but if you're gonna be like posting all these photos about how great your ex-boyfriend was like just know that i won't be here waiting for you after that and then she'd be like you're an

asshole and i'd be like yeah like you get one you could be like a one photo post you get one but like a whole making montage the best dick that ever. Yeah. Yo, whoa, whoa. You're really taking advantage of my kindness. This, he was so great. No one knew how to fulfill me. He was such a generous man and lover. This is not really what I meant by one, but. All right. I'd love that if that happened to you, though.

If your girl was posting that. Because you probably would you probably a fucking cuck bitch would like uh just a simple rest in peace will do i think no one knew how to tune me up and believe you me my new boyfriend's pretty good at tuning up but it's still paled in comparison he's way behind this guy honestly the only positive is our downstairs neighbors of our old house will have to know that they'll never again hear the rocket anyone living underneath they'll never have the dust falling on them after our one of our legendary sex sessions me and my friends fondly referred to his sex as legendary. Although I'm with a new man right now,

I will never ever forget about him. I will think of him daily, even while I'm having sex with the current. Perfect body, chiseled. Chiseled, all the stuff. That'd stink. Oh, big time. Two weeks ago, my husband received a call.

And then she goes, he's been going over to Canada so he could hang out with her and hold her hand on the bed and stuff like that. I think it's so obvious. Anyone with any sort of like... I mean, I guess if he's not been making trips to Canada, maybe it is the kind of thing where he's just like this loser dude who's like, she really is my best friend and there's nothing sexual, but're still just like it's still fucking weird right like even if he's not gonna go have sex with her when she's about to die from cancer you're like still i think that's sort of the argument it was like the and that's the arguments that like everyone has where you go well it's fine blah

blah blah blah blah and you go yeah i don't care i mean it's the same reason you could like rationalize to me like what do you care if I put on 10 pounds? And it'd be like, I do. So, do you know what I mean? The same thing where you're like, what do you care? It's like, to be honest, you're like, I'm allowed to not like things. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

You taking a plane trip? How was your trip? It's like, oh, you know, he's doing okay, blah, blah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. This guy, they just moved to Australia, and now they're going back to Canadaada just you have to move there with him i don't think she wants her to move he's just like peace i'll see you when she's dead yeah i like it two months or something anyway the reason that i was even funny to me more so was the idea that that's not really what's happening though it's just the guy's going to his wife and he was like how is

she it's like she's doing fine she has one crazy last request to smash me like she didn't really say it you know what i mean there was one thing actually funny that you mentioned it is there anything we can do to help her i mean actually yeah i'm on the first uh flight out to edmonton tomorrow morning it's so crazy but the main thing that she wants right now as a woman is my D she said that it's her last dying wish who am I

to say no who am I to say no to her one last dying wish for my D this has been the boys

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