The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Activist Group Caught Giving Money to the KKK, Fat Friendships End Over Wegovy & Dave Chappelle

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

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Woo, woo, woo, woo, the things have been going off the rails. This week, white supremacist, skittan activist money funneled to them. Stats show that women hate men. Lesbians are grossed out by women, fat people disown each other over Wagovi. Chappelle, Katie Perry, Grita Thurnberg, all into scope and witches used cheese to make their... Now we're talking.

And then another person just got fired as we speak from the government for getting honeypotted. Right, man. happens to the best of us. Dudes have to stop getting honey-potted. Dude, but they fucking love that honey, man. Tell that to Winnie the Pooh. Yeah, there's a guy who just, uh, it was a James O'Keefe thing.

He works for the Iran, uh, he works in the nuclear department. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's out there being like, listen, sometimes you got a bomb children. And by the way, America has no plans. I looked at the plans yesterday. We got no plans. And he goes, by the way, if you're a spy,

oh, I'm going to look so. It's funny nobody at the DMVs ever getting honeypotted. It's always, you know, it's always just like someone that's like, yeah, have, you know, national secrets that I... It is like the fourth time that I've watched one of those where the guys like, as he's talking to the girl, he's just like, well, I'm sure

spilling the beans right now. Yeah, I mean, a tough gig. How are you supposed to meet somebody? That would suck that like one of the kind of things of your job is like, yeah, all these people are going to try and infiltrate you. So, I mean, obviously don't. Don't give away trade... It's 90% of the job right now is when you're getting

pussy shut up about... Yeah, yeah, yeah, just lie about what you do. But most of these stuff feels like it's not as... impressive to women as they might want you to think. You know what I mean? Just like, yeah, we've, the nuclear codes aren't as much of a panty dropper. Well, that's the thing. If it is, then that should be a red flag immediately.

Oh, tell me more. Where is it located? What's the password? You know, really? If a woman takes any interest in your career whatsoever, whatsoever, other than how much you make. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all she cares. Right, right, right.

Do you make a lot of money? Do people think that's cool what you do? If she takes any other interest in like, and what's going on? with, you know, your boss. Have you seen anything interesting secret-wise? No, you got to give the taxi treatment or you're in a taxi and go, what do you do? And like, obviously, if you say comedian, nightmares, so you're just like, yeah, I work on

Wall Street. Unemployed. Unemployed. Professional pussy crusher, and then I try to get the high five while he's driving and I leave it up. I go, buddy, I'm waiting, still waiting. You're going through the plastic barrier. You're like slipping your hand under the plastic. Hit me. Hit me. Come on, a couple. Don't leave me hanging, pal.

A couple of guys. Sresh. I've been saying that You know how The Canadian government's always bragging Well a lot of governments I'm bragging But they'll just be like

You know We just did another study It's now 80% women Kind of thing Yeah yeah okay Of course You know they're always Laying it on thick about like

We just got another woman A government Come on But it always feels like They're bragging about How much like just pussy's at their party Yeah Because they'll use the word party

In the thing They'll be just like The party's 80% chicks Ratio's fucking crazy here. Every day the Canadian government comes out and does like another announcement that just being like, it's actually 80% Baves now. Well, Baves might be. Not Baves, but you don't have a stretch.

Babes is definitely a bit of a stretch. I thought this party was 80% Baves, you go. Right, but they can come out and they say it's 20% hammer. And you go, so there's hot chicks, 20% hammerbacks. Yes, 20% dudes. You go, there's literally no fucking hammer here. And you go, so you got hot bitches? Zero hammer.

Didn't say that. I can't confirm or deny the... You said that. You said that. What I can confirm is the hammer is... Minimal. You're not going to see any hammer. Put it that way.

Reverse Tim Horns. You don't see it. No lineup at the bathroom. So... Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, the biggest bust, which is not a... which was breaking news as of this morning.

Yesterday, yeah. Not, it's not a honeypot. No, it's not a honey pot. But Southern Poverty Law Center. Yeah, the Southern Poverty Law Center. So ADL's the one. Alex Jones was right again. Is ADL the one that started,

ADL is the one that started, like, defending, it was the Jewish people that were defending. Yeah, that's how it started. They started basically being like, we're defending the white supremacists that are doing their Nazi rally. Kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think, no, that was the ACLU.

The ACLU. was the one where they're like the white supremacists should be allowed to march through Skokie, Illinois. So that's ACLU. The ADL started as a Jewish thing, and then there wasn't a lot of bread. There wasn't a lot of bread in just straight Jews. So they go, well, you know, maybe a bigger net. Yeah, right.

You know, there's more money. Maybe women. Blacks? 50%? Blacks? Hispanics? Asians? Yeah, yeah.

So they, okay. Big money and blacks. The ADL basically went just like anything other than straight white men, which is 20% of the population. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, they start, I think the thing is a lot of these things started off good. And then they saw... What was Southern Poverty Law Center? What was their start? Their start was probably like, Ray, you know, there are too many burning crosses on lawns when like that was actually happening.

And then the racism kind of dried up and you go, I guess we got to make the racism. We have a business model. Yeah, I mean, how are we supposed to go meet our donors and say, hey, we won? There's not really that much racism. Everything's Antifa window repair right now. Kind of, yeah, but they're just like, hey, not that much racism. I go, okay, well, then I guess we don't have to give you money.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. We just, I meant we didn't find that much racism. It's there. It's just costlier to. It's actually harder to find. It's harder to find.

They're getting better at hiding it. They're getting so good at hiding it that we need more money. Do you know how much are expensive the fine? tools are. Oh, body. It's like ground penetrating radar. And then so essentially what they did end up doing was they they took it upon themselves to say we're going to have inside men in the proud ones, which is like, you know, similar to the, you know, because it's funny because everybody always called them feds and they were like, well, they might have been both. Like you might have had a organization where you have like 10 racist guys and it's like three feds, two people that are like the informers for the Southern Poverty Law Center. Geez. Oh, no, no, two ADL informers, two ACLU informers, and then just one. And then good old fashion races. No, he's the guy with the 60 IQ that the Southern Poverty Law Center basically made him join.

He's got like the fucking one wonky eye. He's just one retarded guy. One retarded guy. And then nine informants. One drooling retarded guy who's just like with a swatstick on his chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're convincing him to get the swastity tattoo on his chest. Maybe some people with jail ties. I don't know. None of you have it.

I don't get it. And then they go, look over here. And then they show him a pizza. Yeah. Pizza pizza. And he goes, okay. Yeah, I mean, there's some things. So this is Alex Jones from August.

By the way, can I just say, you might have noticed that I have a bump on my forehead? I thought it was from a hat. Walked into a glass wall. Oh. You know what? Because I did this photography thing when I was in Detroit. I think you're doing with this guy, Jesse. And I had a hat on it.

and I had like literally the exact same thing and it like wouldn't. Well, I was wearing a hat when it happened. Oh, yeah. So it was the combination. Bumped into a wall. It was a, it was in front of a chick too was one of the most embarrassing.

I was expecting it to kind of go away, to be honest. No, this is a permanent. Where was this? I think this is me now. Oh. In my house. You walk into a glass in your house? It was a revolving door.

Oh. Oh, what? It just stuck? Thought it was just an empty. So it was worse than that. Oh, like it was locked? So they had one door that wasn't working. Yeah.

and I started, I tried to open that door and it had a sign on it that said it's not working so I was flustered. There was a woman behind me and she was kind of, you know, looking at her watch. What? Your thing's beeping. Oh, God damn.

No, just muted. I think it's your computer. Oh, God, damn it. Oh, God. So I got this girl behind me. Yeah. I'm sort of flustered because she's like, you know,

hello, move it or lose it. And I'm just, you know, fiddling with the door. And then I go, oh, I guess it's not working here. So, and then I just gave up on the door. walked over to the revolving door. As I did that, she walks skirts right through there. So she's like, you just have to pull it.

She walks out. And I'm kind of looking at her being like, okay. And then I just smash, like, pretty far, pretty aggressively into a piece of, a fucking full yard sale? It wasn't a yard sale? It was one of the... I did have, like, stars over my head for a second where kind of like your body goes numb and you're just confused and I still try to play it off.

This is the life of Ryan Magoo. Ryan, Mr. Magoo, won't get glasses. so he's just walking in the walls fucking doors and shit they did too good of a job cleaning the glass oh yeah yeah that's so anyways as soon as I looked at the mirror

I was like Jesus Christ that was quite the debacle the little damage there anyways back to the reason it even what we were talking about jogged it is because I was thinking an antiva window repair the windows being but

so we're back to the white supremacist Alex Jones 2017 August 12th Alex Jones Charlottesville was a false flag run by SPLC operatives who hired actors to pose as Nazis. Right. But yeah, it's 10 people, 9 of them being paid,

one mentally challenged guy. You know what? It's funny because you know that famous photo from the United Right with the guy he's like yelling and he has kind of like blonde hair and he's holding the tiki torch? Actor? When you look at him, you go,

man, this looks just like an LA actor. He kind of doesn't fit the mold. Well, actors on both sides too because the other side, they see all the guys that are professional actors and professional parade protesters. Sure. So just like, is everyone an actor?

I guess. Are we in the activist? Are we in the activist German show? Look, in 2017, that was the height of like, let's find this guy and write an expose on him. The guy from the viral. And then never found him. Never found him. Convenience straight as central casting.

Central casting, but he also, yeah, he went out, took his goatee off. Right. And the nose with the glasses. Yeah, he took all the stuff off. That's cool. Yeah, he must have obviously been like a bet, because, you know, that probably precludes you from ever booking like a Duncan campaign. They had to pay him out.

They had to give him. If you're watching a Dunkerkerker, is that the guy for the Unite the Right rally? You need to give them fuck you money to get that gig. Fuck you. You might need to be the face of the Unite the Right rally. And a girl, a woman was killed in that too.

You're right. That guy's probably on retainer too because they know at any moment he can go blow up their spot, right? Right, yeah. So A, they took care of them. That's like a cash for life situation. It's a cash for life.

I think they have them on retainer. And someone died there. So if they're saying that like, this was organized by them, right? Like, when she was funny and you're like, and someone died and they're like, obviously the person who killed that woman

was arrested and, you know, went to jail, but you're like, you kind of set up the situation for this woman to die. Yes. So that's why this guy lives in Alaska right now

on a fortress that is being paid for by donors in the Upper West Side donating money. Yeah, donating money in the name of abolishing racism, which is really higher than it was back then.

They're, It seems like this really blew up in their face. Their take on it, I think, is kind of like, no, we're basically the cops. Yeah, yeah. They are the racism police. We're the racism police. And just like every other police, we have inside men. And that's going to cost you.

It's not free to have an inside man. Sure, we paid the grand wizard of the KKK. Who's your inside man, the grand wizard? $75,000. Yes. But he gave us very valuable information. information like the new slurs. Yeah,

he told us the new slurs. How do you think we update our slur database? Yeah, that's mainly what he was. Yeah, yeah. You go, what was this guy informing on? He was like mainly telling us new slurs. New slurs, you know, stuff like that. Just stuff along those lines.

Yeah, I mean, look, it does. I saw the response from the guy who runs the SPLC and he's just like, yeah, you know, there's been all this violence and they're kind of tipping us off about potential violence that's happened, even though what, I don't know what racial violence has happened in basically like I don't know He's tipping them off about like That's what he's saying like oh we're about to go like lynch some blacks Yeah maybe on a cop shows

Well that's what I'm saying In reality Sounds like what you see on FBI not real life And look maybe there'll be a trial And this will come out And they'll be like look These are all the things that we sworted I doubt it

I highly doubt it But you know they were kind of in the crosshairs He's gonna have to come out These crimes They're just like they're not If they were a private organization They'd actually be fine doing this The problem is that they're not for profit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's like different disclosure. They're getting money. They're really getting them on, you know, technicalities here. They're just getting them on wire fraud and stuff for essentially like, yeah, you never declared that you were given money to the KKK and you had all these like shell companies and you just, you had to do that. Yeah. It's going to come out where they're just like, you know, look at this big bust we made and you're just like, what was it? And you go, this guy was planning on writing a tweet about that people.

We caught him. He did the first line of a swastika. Right. And we caught him right at the first line. Yeah, yeah. How much of that cost? Eight million dollars. Eight million dollars.

Eight million. And you was like, this guy was planning to draw a swastika on his textbook. Yeah. He was planning on carving a swastika into his school desk. Into a tree in the forest. He thwarted it. I know. But the other side is like, they're saying like this guy, he could be rinsed them.

Where the guy's like, yeah, I need money for the information. And you're just like, every day he was. coming. He was like, we're burning another cross and like, listen, if you want, I could, I could tell them that I can't be part of it, but like, if you guys want the info, like the, I don't know if you see how much lumber is right now.

He's like, do you know how much my life is in danger for helping you? Yeah, so I'm going to need at least a mill if I'm going to get you the info on this cross burning. And they go, when's the cross burning company? He goes, that's the thing. I need another two mill. Fuck, I'm so, I don't know. So, you know how many informants I have to pay to find out? I got fucking bob at the lumber

store. This is an expensive operation. I'm so close to finding out when they're going to burn this cross. But God damn is my bank account just so dry right now. That is so funny that SPLC bought all those teaky torches. My white supremacists. Because that does seem like such a fucking

dork theater guy thing to do. Right? Like you think about it in hindsight and you go like yeah, it's like some fucking lesbian chick was like, uh, you know, like if you're literally casting a movie and you go like what do we get them? You go, ooh, teaky torches, that'll make them seem insidious.

It does feel like they were, like a comedy of errors where they showed up and they were going to have like pitchforks and then the new guy shows up and he's like, got the pitchforks and they go, what the fuck is this? Tiki torches. And they go, is that not what you say? Okay, well, that's sorry. I'm so. I fucked up.

It's like, do we have time to get back? He's like, put the rally in four minutes. I guess we're teaky torch guys now. I don't know. You know, like, yeah, you know, like some dork chick, like read some, you know, history book or some novel from like the 1800s. She's like, oh, the French used Tiki Torches. And that's like her inspiration. Yeah, look at this is, this is good, guys.

Yeah, yeah, this is good. This is like a historical little callback here. Meanwhile, the SPLC got a bill for the Tiki Torches. Crazy. They're 100K a pop. It's like, I mean, look, if you were, the thing, though, is if they did that after the United States or Rite rally, they were probably like money well spent. at the time, like the frenzy with all of that. But what did they get?

They go, hey, I found out. Okay, so thanks for the five mill. I found out they're doing a rally in Charlottesville. It's like, how'd you find that out? It's like public info. Yeah, yeah, what do they get? I don't know. They're just stirring.

Yeah, I don't know what the actual outcome is because obviously people are more racist than they were 10 years ago. And I think they, I get that from like a dating perspective. If you're on the market, you'd be out there being like, hey, I'm going to give you. It's like when you're at a bar and a guy being, like, hey, I'm going to give you $10 to come over here and say something racist and let me punch you. Right.

You negotiate a rate. He goes, I'm not doing it for 10, but like, you know, a thousand bucks. I'll take a punch. Do it for free. You have to get punched, though. That's what you get. The money's not for the slur. The money is for the pun.

Like, the money is for the punch. Yeah, right. So I'm paying you, you know, a thousand bucks. You come up and you're just like, I'll tell you what I don't like, Asians. And then you go, not on my watch. Not on my watch. And then you, you know, and then you go, I'm sorry you had to see that to the girl.

and then you know the $1,000 well spent, you look like a hero, right? Yeah, big time. Yeah. And then, but I, option two, which has always been my favorite thing, is because all the feds and all the,

I guess all these informers, you know, have to go undercover with the white supremacist. I don't think they go under cover. I think they just found people who were already in there. They found people that went undercover. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They found people who already. They turned them. They turned them. Yeah, yeah. But they like, I don't even know if they turn them is the right thing. They're just buying,

Because those guys are probably like, yeah, I don't know. These are public groups kind of. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you. It's like, if one of you wants to join. You're like, what's like, racketball? How do you guys think of it, black people? He's like, I'm not really like a big fan.

He goes, this is fucking great. Oh my God, good stuff. Keep it common. How much is that? It's like, yeah, you know about the Zionist occupied government? He goes, what? What? This is, explain it.

Because the Jews run out. Oh, this is. Keep going. keep going. Do not stop. Like a stripper. You're just like, do not stop.

Put one in the fucking waistband. That's what happens. He makes them, he gives them info and he makes them pay for a song. Yeah. And they put on like an old like, where did you come from? Where did you go?

Where did you come from? Got and I, Joe, he goes, oh, well, that was the end of the song. Like if you want it, we can do another one. Yeah. There's a hundred K of song.

But the whole song, I'm squealing about what groups we hate. Right. So I think. If you just went to our website, I'm just kind of saying stuff that's on the website. You have a website?

That's thank you. Posting costs are expensive. Here you go. Thank you. You have a website. Oh my God. Slow down. Slow down.

Yeah. But I like the guy that did go undercover and he loses himself a little bit. Oh, yeah. That's what happens is you get Donnie Brasco situation, right? You go undercover, shit, these guys make some fucking good points about stuff. The next thing you know, you're punching a guy, Mark Wahlberg style. you're fucking nailing a cross together. And you're,

and you're swistling while you're doing it. And your wife is like, what are you doing? And you're like off, you know, you're not even on the clock. And you're just fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, soaking of a cross and kerosene. Just like, what is it? Just nonstop watching American History X over and over again, just the first half being like, I'm doing my research.

Yeah, yeah. There has to be a couple of guys that went undercover and. Oh, yeah. Forgot who they were. And they come out. Yeah, I'd drop a couple of fucking N-bombs accidentally. Likes the way that felt? Just like at home with the wife.

He goes, oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. It works his way into the vocabulary. Yeah, yeah. Catches himself in the mirror, gives himself a little wing. Like, gets cut off in traffic or something. They all come out. Telling his buddy's like, I'm getting paid to do this.

Buddy, I found out a life hack to get paid how to drop N-wams. It's a dream, man, for some of these people. Dude, they give a million dollars to the, I don't know what the National Alliance is. the legit KKK members Got close to home Well I mean they always say when you're a kid Like the dream job is pie tester Yeah

They don't tell them that you can go Say slurs for a million bucks Yeah it's just basically a call of duty lobby And you're getting paid You're getting paid to just be unpaid From Xbox Live Every now and then you have to put together some lumber Barbecue to a barbecue with the boys

A lot of it's probably drinking beer And gotta be a lot of drinking beer Yeah a lot of drinking beer They say the US Justice Department indicted the SPLC on federal fraud charges. Prosecutors alleged the organization secretly paid more than $3 million to confidential sources inside

the group, neo-Nazi organizations. Yeah, so straight up, you know, it was. Again, which they're allowed to do, but they had to disclose it. Like, there is a part of this, you know, that does... It's more just funny

than anything. Yeah, it is funny, obviously, there is a part of it where, you know, they probably had a bullseye on their because he on them and it's kind of like find me the man I'll find you the crime a bit well I mean when you do okay so it is a crime you are right I'm not but when you say show me the non-profit I'll show you the fraud yeah um maybe that shouldn't be the case right yeah I mean I mean look like obviously they what they did was I'm sure in court the guys gonna be like yeah you know we need this to defend against whatever like he said and they're just going to be like yeah

it's still a crime yeah you know there's rules around nonprofits and you didn't disclose this stuff and by law you have to disclose it. And that's that wire fraud. I don't know who goes to jail though. That's like, is it the CEO? The race is probably. Oh, my dude. Imagine the fucking.

We got them. Because it's like the guy's like black who runs it. So you're like, you're going to put a black man in jail. This will drive the people who support that shit nuts. Yeah. Like increasing the black prison population by putting the head of the SPLC in jail. That doesn't seem likely. It's probably a lot.

Probably be of. They'll work out a deal, I think. Yeah, they'll work on a deal. He'll roll over on all those KKK handlers. But there's a lot of things that have been blowing minds lately. One of the biggest ones, which we've been saying versions up forever. And a bunch of studies have sort of proven that

this is the headline. Only a third of young women hold positive views of men, New Pole finds. Because every documentary, every article has been like, there's an epidemic of men hating women. And then all of all this combined, they actually

did all the stats and they're like, no, over the last, you know, 10 years it actually, the real stats is like there's 10% of men that if they're like, I hate women. Yeah. And then it's like 60% of women that are like hate men. You think those 60% just need a good dick and down?

I think that's the problem? Yes. They just haven't been satisfied. Yeah, I do think that. 100%. Just haven't got dig down proper in a while. I would like to see the Venn diagram between women that have negative views of men and women that haven't been ducked down properly. They didn't finish the study, you're right. They didn't finish the study, yeah, but yeah, they send someone in, you know?

It's a Venn diagram of women that turned me down and women that are lesbian, circle. Perfect overlap. Perfect circle. Women that have ever turned me down, women that are lesbians. Yeah. We got to dick these women down, boys. But it's funny because

for that. You have for us. Someone, hey, it's a dirty job. It's a dirty job. Especially with some of these. Oh, yeah. I've been like in saying alcohol's body positivity potion.

Had 12 body positivity potions last night. Got pretty into it last night. Had a full case of body positivity potions. 200 proof. What positivity?

Yeah, what positivity proof is it? Yeah, it's 200. You're going to need it. What percentage of body positivity potion is that? This is grain alcohol. Pure grain alcohol. Pure methyl alcohol. But yeah, it's funny because the idea that they can have,

the numbers get up to like 70% of women hating men and still be out there being like, we have a problem with men hating women. Of course. And that has been like, the dominant everyone's saying is there a song that says take a look in the mirror?

Sure, there is. Well, it's called Michael Jackson. Oh, sure. You are looking at the activist in the mirror. Yeah. I mean, again, this tracks completely. It's like the last decade. It's just like, no one's surprising.

Not or bad. No one's surprising. And then the women fucking, these are all 25 year old women. It's not only they're bad. They're out to get you. They're out to get you. They're all rapists,

all this stuff. And then, you know, women, they're 20, 25. This is the age, it's 25. Yeah, yeah. So they're like, they're literal formative years, 15 to 25. They're like, men are bad. And they're like, yeah, men are bad. You know what I watched, by the way, that's in the ball, and in that narrative?

Do you know Aline Wearnos? Yeah. So we've talked to Monster. Right. So we've talked about her. She's the biggest number one serial killer, proving that women can also be serial killers. Dude, again, this is such a myth that women can't be serial killers. The most active women serial killers are happening right now. You don't know who they are. They're nurses.

Dude, there was the nurse in fucking London, Ontario, I think, who she turned herself in because she had killed, like, 50 people. I think her name's Alice Wedderland or something. She turned herself in because she's like, nobody's ever going to catch me. And I want my credit. And no, I can't stop killing. Wow. Yeah.

She literally, she was like... I think I remember a story like that. I don't know if it was that one. No, not Alice. Something Wedderland, something like that. But it was like somewhere in, like, Southwestern Ontario. And she turned herself in because she's like, you'll never catch me she was she was just literally euthanizing senior citizens and like an old

folks home and she's like i'll never get caught how did she do it she would just like inject them with something you know it would be like some fucking 80 year old at a senior or like a hospital you're not going to find a needlehole on there no one does too much looking around dude not an 80 year old dies nothing and like it got to the point where she's like you'll never catch me it'll be it's impossible to catch me well that is you know and credit where credit is do you know you know men when they do like a murder, suicide, it is always like in a fit of rage. Of course.

Come in Chris Benoit, the family, whereas women know how to plan and read instructions. They do it at work. That's what I'm saying. They're getting paid for it. They're getting paid for it.

Nurses get paid well. But part of that is that they know how to read instructions of the arsenic and the things where the guy, the guy's going through the, okay, you put the cup of coffee in there. Get me my gun.

You know what I mean. Enough with this fucking bullshit. Yeah, directions are for pussies, you know. but the aline alien where knows is that her name alien or aline yeah yeah come on alien it was like a fluff piece about how she's a victim oh of course because it was

what because she got raped or something I guess it was made like six years ago yeah well her story was like she was killing Johns you know and she's like a lesbian and there was like a reporter at the time that was kind of saying that she was getting an unfair shake but because she had this story about how one of the guys was

assaulting her, right? Yeah. And she had a story which she later admitted was like a lot fabricated. However, even then you go, yeah, but there was like eight more of them. Yes. And then by the end, she eventually did,

did kind of admit like, yeah, the first couple I was assaulted, then I just started letting it fly. Letting it fly. And again, look. But still, that was available before they made this documentary. the narrative of the documentary I watched

was, because I didn't know all the details of it, the narrative of the documentary was like, this is what women have to go through kind of thing. And look, I don't want to be, you know, I couldn't believe what I was seeing it. Wind up on an SPLC list for what I'm about to say. But I feel like if you're a prostitute, there's like some, you know, there's hazard pay, right?

Like if you're a cop. Yeah, especially if Danny Polo shot it. But if you're like a cop, it's small, but it's a, angry. Like if you're a cop, you're like, yeah, sometimes I get assaulted. I don't get to go kill everybody. Okay.

Just because I'm working. Right. You're just like, you're at work. Part of your job description is sometimes you get assaulted like a cop. Listen, I'm actually... Like a pussy cop. I actually don't agree with that. I think if someone is...

I'm not saying they should do it. Sexually assaulting you in the violent manner, you are allowed to kill them. And I would imagine the law says that as well. Well, it depends how violent. Yeah, I don't think like... I don't think you can kill someone for raping. you. I mean, violently? I don't think you could get off. Well, I guess, yeah,

like obviously someone's threatening your life. There's some proportionality with self-defense. I mean, listen, if you were getting held down on a bed and a guy, and then you were able to, like, reach for a knife and stab the guy, you think that you're in the wrong there? Of course you're not. Uh, no. No, probably not. But I mean, dude, there's, I guess

depends where you live, but no. In this specific case, none of it matters because she's admitted already. Yeah, yeah. Like, she was like, yes, the first couple, I'm yes, but then by number nine it was a guy that I didn't like his smell. Sure.

That's, yeah, yeah, she just got a taste for blood. Yes, she was just like setting up. But she was she also going to taste for money. Yeah, how many did she kill? I can't remember exactly, seven to nine. Seven to nine. That they know of. You never know what these people, right?

Because when a serial killer is nine, like it could be 40, you know? Ladies, step up your game. If that's the most prolific serial killer for a woman, seven to nine. Again, she, that's how many you know, that's how many bodies they found. That's true. How many are you, they didn't find, you know? Yeah, yeah. But the moral of the story was I just couldn't believe that they were making that narrative, you know?

It would be like, you know, you might mention that part of it where it's like when you're doing a serial killer about a doc period, they generally like talk about their bad upbringing and stuff like that. But it's not like they don't say that essentially this person's getting like a raw deal by the courts. Like once you start killing all these people like, you know, unfortunately it doesn't matter how that your upbringing was bad. Well, if you don't like that movie, I highly recommend you do not watch. rope of the last battle because What's that? Oh, you don't know. You've never heard her you rope the last battle. It's like the 11 hour like Hitler was the good guy.

Really? Really? Yeah, yeah. No, who made that? It's like some guy, I don't know. Very popular on the internet out. Well, so women be hating men. And one of the funny parts is they were kind of pitching all this stuff. If you remember, they go, the rigid gender roles and all that sort of stuff, it's actually good for man. Uh-huh.

Which I always thought that was funny when women are just like, no, this stuff's actually good for you. Yeah. because you don't have to do like rigid gender role. You don't have to be a roofer and they go, no. Which also. I want to be a roofer. You don't want to be a roofer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But didn't it always kind of feel like them calling you gay also too? Where they're just like, no, no, no. Listen, I know when you're talking about feminism and all that sort of stuff. Yes. Does it mean that women are going to be like angrier and grumpier and all that sort of stuff? Yes. But you can wear those stilettos you always wanted to.

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so one of the big problems is that like white women. No, I think, you know, I'm not going to be that guy here. This is maybe almost a, I'm on their side bit. Oh. Every group has their sort of like atrocity that they get to complain about, right? And women like it's something they get to complain about, right? Yeah. Like if you're, you know, if you're black,

you have like a very good system of like, here are the grievances. Sure. You know, Jewish people. It's like the Holocaust. The Fed raising interest. Right.

Yeah. Every group sort of. We have our things. We have our things. Every group has like a good list of their grievances, right? Like we have,

if you're Muslim, you have Islamophobes or whatever. White women didn't really like hone in on one, right? Well, white women got the gender discriminating. It's really white women who got But that's what I mean.

So they were sort of bullied into that scenario. I mean, by their own doing to some degree. But if you think about it and you go, okay, just take and you go, well, why do they need one? You go, well, think about this. Imagine you were with like four women, right? You're sitting at a table, four women. You're just a fly on the wall. You're not actually watching, right?

Yeah. And then three women go, oh, I had the worst week. This and this happened. And another guy goes, another woman goes, ah, you think that's bad? My week was even worse. I had to do this. And then the third girl goes, oh, I'm having. having trouble at home with my kids.

They over there on me. And then the fourth woman goes, I had to, they go, no, you don't get one. Yeah, right,

of course. And then the, I mean, not only in that, like, social situation, it's, it was literally the system was set up

where in your workplace, where it's like there's promotions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's money on the table. Money on the table. But I'm saying, I can probably be in a scenario

where people are complaining and I don't complain. Yeah. Be in a scenario with a woman where you're just like, these are all the things, you know, talk about, like growing up and be like I had a really hard time growing up because of this and that and I've had the problem with this and then they go I've actually and I go no no no we're not doing

yours we're not doing yours yeah see if she see how that goes over sure so they were left in a situation where they didn't have one they didn't have one and to find it they had to jump through a lot of hoops and I think that those hoops led them to bad places well they just were like yeah I guess I'm a woman that's something that's what that's all they had that's all they had right I'm woman you know gender pay gap and all this stuff and obviously white guys just got the absolute shaft in this whole capitalist. You know,

I don't need victim status. You know, I was thinking, you know, by the way, think about this. Circumcision,

you're circumcised, I assume. Prove it. No. Johnny want me to? Blur it. Can you, what do you think

if women got circumcised? I don't know if you'd ever hear the end of it in America. Well, so when women came out of the womb,

they cut off a little bit of their boob. Oh, well, I was going to say, because they actually have a good

system in certain countries where they do circumcise women and then they don't let them talk legally. That's a different, different system. Well, I think it's kind of like, hey, if we're going to circumcise them, if we're doing this, we also have to not let them legally talk. Because if we don't, you're never going to hear the end of this. I don't think we'd have cars anymore because you wouldn't be able to walk down a street because there'd be so many signs being like, you know, skins a human right, whatever it is. Yeah, my

something about skin Well, it's not They take the clitoris Well, can you think of any good No one's illegal On stolen skin, I don't know Yeah, I don't know But, well, that's why I didn't even say that one

Because maybe it's more heinous Some reason they had to like cut a bit of their boob off Or something, yeah Just any, you know, you could even I don't think There would be a week that went by That that wasn't in like the front of consciousness Oh, of course

Oh man, it would be Until they stopped doing it until they stop that barbaric practice. Well, you're probably right. It would just probably be done. Yeah, it would probably be done. Yeah, yeah. They would just go,

should I never let them talk. They're so annoying. Let's just end this. I mean, society said, shave your armpits, and it's like 50,000 articles. Imagine it was like cut off a bit of your armpit. Oh, of course.

And then we don't ask you. We just do it. We just do it at birth. No consent from you. No. So I think, so you kind of, you know, they need something.

Right. And that led them in the situation. So that's where I'm taking, not taking the onus off completely, but it was inevitable. Yeah, that's fair. So they had to think of other things. Yeah, they had to come up with other stuff.

And again, yeah, there was just like this weird economic incentive. And there's economics. They were firing people if you didn't have a thing. You needed a thing. You were like legit getting your career of 30 years was just like, yeah, you're not needed anymore. And he goes, why? I'm so good at my job. You go, you don't have a thing.

Are you depressed? He goes, I'm about to be. Come. Yeah. Did you be depressed now? How? I don't know. Hit us up.

Well, that sounds, you know, sounds promising if you want to come back here. We're going to fire you. We're going to fire you. But it's an endless cycle because then much of your job back here. They're not depressed anymore. And then they're like, hey, you don't. Hey, uh,

John, uh, didn't see you moping in the cafeteria today is. Because we have you down here as depressed. Is everything not all right? Or what's going on, man? So it's led them to, you know,

have to find find it elsewhere, you know? And then you end up with situations, you know, like you said, I'm depressed, I'm gay or whatever. Someone. But then, you know, I think they're having trouble with that.

So we have right now, help, this is Slate and this is our girl, Stoya. Oh, yeah. Help, I'm a lesbian. But I find women gross sexually. Ooh, that's a tough one.

Good headline. Sounds like you maybe are not a lesbian. that's like kind of bare minimum i mean imagine a guy told you he goes i'm straight getting married women's vaginas make me puke i'm actually very grossed out by the naked female body but i'm the arrow my friends call me the arrow i'm so straight or it's like i'm gay he goes i also find men disgusting yeah gay but you find men disgusting exactly yeah but i like it i do still like it better. The guy, you know, he's going to kiss his wife and just, like an Indian dude getting

arranged marriage with a fat chick. Yeah. Yeah, no refunds. No refunds for dad. Yeah. But that's the kind of scenario as you end up and you go, I'm obviously gay. I've done the math. I've done the work. I've done the work. It's, you know, it's kind of my identity on the internet. This close to the finish line. Yeah. You're like, all my, all my coworkers think I'm gay. Change the profile. I was hired on the basis of being gay. Went to the parades. They literally had one last spot and it was specifically for a gay person.

Yeah. Boop. Boop. Oh, and when I go down to my girl, and especially since lesbian, sex is 90% going down on them. And I have a bucket

beside her. She doesn't want me to have the bucket in the room. What do you have the bucket? Should I try to puke beforehand to get all my puke out so I've no peak class? Dexter tarp situation or should we make it like a kill room or What are we doing here?

29, fallen for a close friend of mine. She's the first woman I've been attracted to. I think I might be a very romantic emotional attraction. I'm really having a hard time enjoying going down on her. I've done it four times now, and the smell and the taste kind of grosses me out. I just don't find the anatomy sexy in the way I do a man's. What do I do? I'm starting to dread hooking up with her.

What do you do if you're... What do you do if it's... disgusts you. Now listen, there's some men out there that have a scenario where they're dreading going down on their

sure. Are they dreading having sex? Jamaican men specifically. You're basically, you might be trans Jamaican. Yeah, you might be trans Jamaican. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might get some dreads and

maybe like one of those fucking drums. Steel drums. Steel drums. Steel drum? Yeah, I think, I had a different answer, but I think you actually had the nail on the head.

You go, you're trans-Jamaican. Yeah, you're trans-Jamican, and he go, I don't do... We got a solution, man. We don't go doing any of this batty stuff. And then you just, like, get a dilly and just peg her. Yeah, you do, me, but the Jamaican thing, they don't, not touch in a dilly. I like how you think there's these Jamaican men going down on a way, I'm holding a dilly.

She's a trans-german. Yeah, she's a trans-german. Yeah, so the dilly's okay. So, but you're just not into that botty stuff. No other batty. No one of the d'i. They can do it to you, though. It's not gay.

Yeah. They can do it to do it. you and then at some point you're like what is the point of any of this i don't like her that much that you're very right it's the girl being like uh having sex with the girl with the she makes she got the jamaican hat on with the dreads two wristbands bob marley's playing in the background spliff in his mouth spliff in her mouth at some point being like maybe it's easier just be straight yeah my like fucking monthly budget for black light posters.

Yeah, for just all this stuff is getting really up there. Is it possible that I should just go back to men? Eman, is it possible? Me no like to Poonari. Yeah, I mean, again, but the thing that we're not factoring in is the social credit and capital she loses if she's like, I'm straight now. Right. Like she's probably had quite the social glow up from being a lesbian.

From being a lesbian. Yes. You know what I mean? In her circles, yeah. This is actually her dilemma. She's trying to be like, oh, this disgusts me. That's not your problem, actually. We call that the Bateman's dilemma.

The Bateman's dilemma. I believe that's the clinical term. Yeah. Batty boy dilemma. Yeah, that's not your problem. Your problem is the other effects of coming out as straight. Yeah, so this puts you in a rock. I mean, she has to come out now.

No, she has to come out of street. She has to come back. She has to have a difficult conversation with her family, her friends, all the stuff, you know. Okay. I have to tell you guys something. I'm not straight. Our dad starts crying. Are you even Jamaican? Please don't tell me you're not Jamaican. Not not Jamaican. Not not Jamaican. So kill me. Oh, me mom and me pop. Me need to have a, me need to have a conversation. You're a Rosclot. Me need to have a Rossclad conversation.

So she stops being gay, but she still does the Jamaican. Yeah, all right. Well, does she like the hardest part. The hardest part about... The hardest part about... Losing the Patoa. What was the hardest part about stopping being gay? Losing the Bato... No longer doing the Pachua?

Can't even have fun at any Caribbean festivals anymore. I don't even go to them. Me, I'll smoke weed at the baptism without social repercussions. This is Dear Volfa anxiety. So this is Stoya says, Spend some time thinking about what you want and where the boundaries lie.

Both specifically with her and in the relationship. You don't have to have all the talks in a single setting. So the first talk is about being in Jamaica, the second talk is about what that entails, which is I'm not going to be going down on you. We're going to a trip to Kingston just for you to see my culture, you know,

like you really ease her into it. You let her learn about the culture. That's so funny. That's a guy bringing a girl to Jamaica to ease her into the fact that she's not going to be getting, you're not going to be eating them down. You know, you go hang out at local bars, talk to local people. See what they're sexually in?

Yeah, what kind of stuff do you like? How often do you go down? I go, Neverman. Interesting. Are you saying, is that a cultural thing? Do you know,

do you think black culture is ever wrong? Are we against black culture? Yeah, are we against black? I just can't, as you're going on, you go, I just can't help think this is racist. Yeah, yeah,

this is against my culture. It's like, it's not really who I am as a fake Jamaica. Yeah, so they kind of watch you become a rasta. Yeah, you got to easy. Nobody can,

you can't go rost over. night. It's a slow process. Well, just, first you have the hat with one dread. One dread, and then eventually it's all dreads. And maybe you don't even start with the hat. He started with a big belt buckle. You start with a big belt buckle. You have like a small Jamaican flag on your wall somewhere. And then the flag gets bigger and bigger.

Just you have a big, keep upgrading the flag. And then it slowly kind of starts like protruding over top of the pride flag. Yeah. And then you're painting your walls like green black and whatever the colors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and just kind of ease into it. And then before you know it, you're never going down on it. Never.

Yeah. So maybe you should get on the same page. One very important point to communicate, if you've tried eating vagina and isn't your thing, I would be very cautious with using the word gross though. Hey, hey. Good advice. I've also learned that the hard way, huh?

That's advice I could have used previously? I think instead of saying gross, what I recommend is as you're going down on them, you just go, bamba. What was that? Me say bomb, me say ba, me say bar, me say bye. Me go down and me want to come up. And me want to go home.

Me go down and we want go home. Geo. Me say gao. Me go down and me want to go. go home. I think that's what you say. Yeah, that's it. Don't forget.

You're forgetting you're wearing a Rastikaup at this point. Yeah, you got all the stuff. So it checks out. It's not, it's not as hard to know. Yes. You don't forget. You're in the beach, in Kingston, in your hotel room. Right.

You've been talking to Jamaican guys about how much they eat out all night. You have a couple black guys because a few of them didn't like that question. From a white chick. Well, that's part of it. It's like the guy punch, you ask him like, hey, how often do you go down on a woman? He punches you. And now you've got a black eye, which makes you a little more black. A little more black.

Yeah. Yeah, but he doesn't like that question. God's black face. He doesn't like that question coming from a white woman. Doesn't like that question coming from a white woman. He doesn't like that. No. So now you've got a couple black eyes.

So you got the rasta cap on. And now you're saying, me go down and me want to go home. Bomba. Roeboclot. There are a thousand ways to phrase this. And you'll want to come up with word. that it'll be easiest for her to hear and prepare yourself for the possibility

that if she wants more or less than you're interested in, I think you've got this, so she hyped her up. You do not have this. What, where should you use? This chick does not have this. She definitely does not have this.

No one's had anything last. No, the thing is the only thing you sexually are doing is eating each other out and you're like, I don't do that now. What do you do? I guess you do. What do you do here? I guess you go to like the just lesbian bed death

scenario. We just try and accelerate into the, yeah, we just don't really. We're just friends who live together. Like, what about putting cellophane over top of it first? Well, that's a dental dam. You could do a dental dam. You could, oh, you could start wearing a COVID mask. I'm a masker. I'm a masker. And then,

Jamaican COVID mask. Obviously, Jamaican flag COVID mask. And then you're like into, and I mean, you know what, maybe a dead, a thick dental dam, like a four ply. Yeah. Like a four-plied dental dam or just like four dental dams. on top of each other.

Me think you might not be a lesbian, man. That is actually crazy because I think like during the AIDS epidemic stuff, like in the 80s and 90s, like I think they were telling guys to use dental dams to eat chicks out, which would be like crazy. Has anyone ever actually used a dental?

Honestly, I feel like, yeah. It's a myth. I don't feel like it's a myth. I feel like it's a real thing. And I bet guys like, you know, at some point we're like, yeah, those like guys would use dental dams. This is from a.

dentist office. I was going to say this picture looks insane, but it's because it's like a dental dentist office. Dental dam. I'll send it to you, Johnny. Yeah, yeah, it's not great. But yeah, I mean, I think people were dental damning. Okay, I want to play this Anne Hathaway clip because it makes me laugh. I had noticed that we had beautiful models on set. A lot of them were maybe more traditionally modern model size. And I knew what the I knew what the context of the scene was and I thought the scene would be

so much more enjoyable for the audience if we had a wider range of bodies on display because all different shapes are beautiful. And so I just went to the producers and I asked that question, don't you think the scene would be stronger if we had a more inclusive approach to size and you know?

Listen, I'm standing here. Listen, I'm standing here with six hot chicks. Yeah. And I'm thinking to myself, what if five of these were disgusting?

Yeah, but it's scene dependent. I think the scene she's talking about, because I've seen an early release of this is a hot dog eating competition. Right? So it didn't make sense to have a bunch of mod, because it was like kind of America's next top model vibes where they were like running them through the ringer

doing all sorts of weird shit. So this was for a hot dog eating competition scene. She was like, it doesn't make sense for a bunch of like, you know, super skinny chicks to just be like nibbling. I didn't realize that they were doing the hot dog and competition and then they go do sumo after. Yeah, of course, yeah. Yeah, so she's standing there

and she's in front of a bunch of sumo wrestlers and she's looking around being like, could these sumo wrestlers be fat? Yeah. So in that context, what she sounds like, because what it appears to be, without the context of knowing that they're fat sumo wrestlers

and that actually makes sense, it appears to be a woman saying that, could we get uglier chicks around me? It does seem like, she's like, I'm getting kind of on an age. It's literally lost my fastball. Can we get some minor leaguers? Is that possible?

I mean, it's literally a woman walking in and being like, uh, yeah, really think it would be good for the movie if we could have sixes in below. Well, maybe it's a scene where they're doing like a, like a runway,

like a fashion show. Yeah. And then they go, we need like the, like to replace the runway just with people. It's like a person runway. It doesn't make sense to have a person runway. bunch of like 90 pounders. We need some big

girls. We need some big girls. Yeah. Yeah. You can't walk on them. This is me showing up and I'm like, hey, we're doing a reality show and I noticed that the other seven guys around me were jacked and rich. Don't you think it'd be better for society if they were

fat and poor? They're probably cheaper for the production. Yeah, I think the fact that the other guys on set right now have six packs is problematic. Problematic for society. Yeah, this isn't really indicative of society Isn't this like a movie about like high fashion?

I think society would really benefit If the chick to my right and left were fat Yeah, this also could be the type of thing Where she's doing, you know, we've said this a million times But she's doing like the presser for this now But she's like, yeah, we came up with this idea Four years ago, okay? It's like we shot this four years ago

This was, we were gonna get fucking torched four years ago for this So now she has to kind of like That's a bit true but but she doesn't have to explain why there was, like this is bragging. Like, if you have a scene in a movie and you go, oh, there's a couple of fat chicks, you don't need to explain that like, yeah, you know, they used to be hot chicks until I got rid of the hot chicks

and replaced them. Because, you know what I mean? No one would even think much of it. She's not explaining like a central thing to the plot. She was like, I just said no hot extras. Right. Yeah, yeah. Which isn't like I think I've seen... Also, don't make eye contact with me. I think I've seen the devil weird

probably, like the first one, like a long time ago. Isn't like Merrill Streep's whole thing of just like calling everyone? ugly and like everybody's gross and fat and ugly not no more yeah and now she's just like I guess she uh through time she's come to learn that you know what fat is better yeah and in that time mainly it has uh come to me in looking at uh daily pictures of me standing beside these younger hotter chicks yeah that too and then I go hey can you bring me in for a second could you uh photoshop her a little bigger. You go, yeah, I like that. Can you make her uglier? Hmm. Yeah, this is working for me more

cinematically. Yeah, yeah, this looks better. I like the scene. The look of the scene is better. I mean, what do they call it when you go to the bar with the ugly chicks to try to make yourself look hotter? Is there a name for that? We used to call it chumping. Chumping? We used to call that. It's like, you bring, you like a re... Yeah, yeah. If you have a few guys that never get girls. Yeah. And here you go, you're going chumping. Yeah, you see those friend groups where, like, the hottest girls, like a seven but and you know looking great she's looking looking looking nice looking real nice so yeah that was making me laugh but yeah if something has been feeling off in the bedroom you were not the only one because a lot of guys wait longer than they need to take action the difference now getting

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So basically, we haven't done it at the cut one for a while, but they came out with a real banger, losing my friends over Wagovi. She hid her semi-glutide use, knowing that I would spiral. She was right. We haven't spoken since. So it's Big Chick,

and she found out her friend was doing Wagovi. Yeah. Blew up the friendship, wrote a big article about it, and she talks about it like it's a horror, movie? Of course. Oh yeah, yeah. The worst thing she'd ever heard. When I saw the box of Wagovi, my first thought was, it's for the dog. It has to be for the dog. You think it was for the dog? So that's your first thought. She goes, it must be for the dog. I slammed my fridge shut as if I'd seen a

ghost or a picture of my ex with someone prettier than me. I opened it again. Leaning forward, Wagovi, TM, all lowercase, as if to say, I'm friendly, I'm approachable, seeing a weight loss drug in my dear friend's fridge felt like I had been cheated on a confounding betrayal yeah that's how I when I find out you're taking peptized that's what I say I go what

care to explain the contents of this mini fridge Danny sit down what's this what's this vile ah it's my heroin I can't stop I'm addicted

I just morphine Ryan of course I would never take fat laws of medication morphine. I'm a junkie. I'm hooked, Ryan. I can't get off the stuff. Can't get off the stuff. That is the worst nightmare though you got because you're forgetting that at some point in their relationship they put their hands down and they go fat for life. Fat for life. Fat besties for life. Here's never never getting skinny. Cheers in the cheesecake. Yeah. And then two years later you show up and you see some Wagovi in her fridge and yeah you have a right to care to explain we had a blood we had a gravy oath you took a gravy oath we had a packed to never eat less than 3,000 calories in a single

setting the hell here what is this lettuce yeah I literally I don't know what this is actually what is no seriously what is seriously what is this the fuck is this stuff what is this stuff what is stuff. It's gross. It's green. You eat this? This is food? What the fuck? I'm just learning all sorts of stuff today aren't I? You go the wrapping was okay. You ate the cellophane and give it the best part. It's the only thing that tasted like anything. What is this? Seriously what is this? It's a carrot. God damn. I considered saying nothing, leaving with with a light-lipped smile. And then what?

Ghosting her. Without thinking, I texted her. Wagovi, you're not in trouble. I just want to know what's going on. Getting you in trouble? Yeah, I know I'm not in trouble. Why don't I be in trouble from my acquaintance finding fucking Wagovi in my fridge?

My acquaintance. Yeah. Hey, you're not... Actually, you're in trouble. What are you doing in my place when I'm not there? Yeah, you're actually in trouble. So I'm fucking sifting through my... Yeah, why you're going through my fucking...

fucking fridge when I'm not home. That is funny that. That is funny though because you go, is that rhetorical? You asking me why I'm going through the fridge? Have you seen me?

We have a blood oath. Do you not remember? Yeah. We have a blood off to never stop eating. Oh, god damn. It felt like I'd been cheated on a countless betrayal. I can explain.

This literally reads like a fucking joke. Like you got cheated on. I can explain, she announced when she got home. the two of us sat opposite ends of the couch one of us three feet in the air is very bowed i'm saying the middle was very bowed i'm saying it's a hoe yeah like a seesaw one of us freshly off hitting their head on the ceiling i said i was seeing stars much smaller because of all this wagovi business i dented into the floor uh uh

So we sat on the couch, opposite ends, our feet tucked beneath us. So these are, it's very, very tense. It's very tense. I tried to listen, but it was hard to hear over the sound of the blood boiling in my head. We had a bad. I left in a days of disbelief. Someone almost call it a diabetic coma. Imagine writing this fucking article.

Yeah, I know. Imagine me in this dating this check Where she comes home And she goes You never fucking guess what happens You know my other fat friend Well get this

She is getting skinny Get this I was rummaging through her fridge Because the auxiliary fridge was empty Rummaging through a third fridge Clean hit one and two And look I find

She's got weight loss medication Can you believe her And the boyfriend has to be like Ugh Oh that's terrible You believe, yeah, where she's dead does. I left in a days of disbelief on my walk home. I had a brief but violent fantasy about breaking and entering her doctor's office.

And the reason is because her doctor... She blames the doctor. She said the doctor. Listen, it's not me, it's the doctor. The doctor told me to do this. I can't do anything about it. She thought about marching down to the doctor's office. She just got bad advice for her doctor.

Her doctor was just like, yeah, if you don't think this, you're going to die young. Which goes, okay, that's terrible advice. Imagine being a doctor prescribing like a 350-pound woman Wagovi and then having a second 300-7-50 woman marching into your office, busting down the door. Where's Dr. Patel? I want to talk to him right now. You got some fucking explaining to do. You got some fucking audacity, Mr. Patel.

What is this problem? Yeah. Yes, is she very fat? I can't fit through the door. Come here. I need doctor. You're going to, Dr. Patel's going to come over here. Go over here.

I get it through the door. So Dr. Patel's in fucking, she luckily she didn't go march down to Patel's office. No. Well, she's not marching down anywhere, is she? She did not march down anywhere. It's more like a rascal scooting room. She almost rascal scooted down to Patel. But they didn't have a ramp.

Patel got off. Patel got out here. There's no ramp. You're a doctor. You're ringing your bell? It's just a girl. outside of the doctor's office with the bell. Patel, get out there!

Who is that? I don't know. It's a fat woman on a rascal. I'm going to give you fucking two hours, Patel. Patel comes out of here. Walmart's there. It's just three blocks that way. Bring me a donut.

I don't have any donuts. I need energy to fucking dress you down. I'll be back. So Patel's in holly. water. She almost went and gave him a piece of his mind. And she says about her friends. I texted her. I'm really sorry, but I don't think I can come today to her event. I know this sucks, but the Wagovi of it all is just too triggering for me right now. So she gave her an ultimatum. She goes, it's me or the Wagovi. You can't have both. She was like, whoa, this trick's nuts.

Yeah, yeah. Wow. That's all it took to get rid of you? Yeah, yeah. It's just you finding my Wachovie pen? So funny telling people they got to choose. You can either get skinny or have me as a friend. I guess. I guess I'll do that. Patel, you cost me my best friend. You just made an enemy for the rest of my life. Eight months.

Danny's on fire. It's my wheelhouse. You just made an enemy for the rest of your life? For the rest of my life? Your life's going to be living, you're going to be hearing this in your dreams I miss her but of all my breakups this was been the least painful not because our love was platonic

but because it was an act of self-protection my boundaries are unforgiving because they have to be and her thing is that's unforgiving her fucking waistband she says the biggest problem is she used to have an eating disorder and that's why yeah yeah it's just that she can't even be around So this is her talking about her waist.

This is my last thing from this article. This is her talking about her eating disorder, and she says that those type of stuff she would do. My ex-boyfriend used to do a sweep for bathroom scales when we spent the night somewhere new. As silly as it sounds, scales are my version of Chekhov's gun. Shake off, Chekhov? The mere sight of one portends a violent end. no longer I'm in a room with a scale. The longer I'm in a room with a scale,

the higher the likelihood, I will step on it and self-flagelate. So before they go anywhere, she makes her, like, as if he's in the CIA. Secret Service. She has to do a secret service sweep to make sure that there's no weighing devices on the premises.

Can't be. So this is who you're dealing with. Yeah. And, I mean, the skills probably don't even go that high, but. So this is quite the, article. I actually want to show you a funny one on the topic of food. There was a, we're looking at a restaurant at some point and it was a, this vegan restaurant, but it was, it was on a vacation

and it said, you know, like sometimes the translations are bad. It says, awesome beef rib that didn't suffer too much, sauteed with three out of four, uh, uh, something cheese, but it says awesome beef rib that didn't suffer too much. much. But it's a vegan restaurant? No, sorry. Oh. I said it up wrong.

But you know what I mean? It's like, you know how they're just like grass fed or whatever? But they're just like, yeah. Like sometimes they're just like. Yeah, they're like it didn't suffer like crazy. It's still obviously suffered a bit. Yeah, it's all suffered. I mean, it was obviously terrified right before it was.

Yeah, but it is just so funny of explaining the, the, the cow didn't suffer too much. Too much. But it is, I do think that it is one of those things where it is like crazy that you have to make those decisions when you go to a restaurant where they're just like, or you can pay $4 more and we didn't like punch the cow. It's like, you know, I'm probably not supposed to tell you this,

but it's like the beef ribs where they suffer it a lot. Those are kind of the best ones. Right. It feels like, you know, it's like an adrenochrome situation, you know, or it's like the suffering kind of tenderizes to the meat.

It is a lot of pressure to put on a human when they come and they go, you can have the option for $100 or, you know, we have the option for $70 where we kick the shit. to the chicken first. Really abuse the animal. Yeah, it's like, I mean, it's kind of, wouldn't that cost more money? Yeah, you kind of, you'd think so.

It's a lot of pressure to put on a person. Yeah. They do it for free. They have a massacist down with it. It's like, hey, we have this jacket that's going to be $100 or we have the $70 version. No, we have the $70 version of jacket or you can buy the $100 version of the jacket where we let the kid making it eat lunch.

We let him see his family once a week. Yeah, or you can buy the $100 version where we let the kid making these shoes eat Lunch. We pay for the Uber's for the kid to go to see his family. We let him see his little more overhead. Yeah. It's a tough decision to have to make. You can sleep at night knowing that we let him see his family.

All right. Listen. So we have these AirPods. There's the $250 version and there is a $120 version where we molested the kid. Now, balls in your court. We have two options. If you're cost conscious, we have an option for you. Just to be on the menu.

you're looking and you go, here's the option one is you can buy chicken. Option two is chicken where it didn't suffer too much. That literally sounds like someone who works at PETA, like infiltrated like a fucking barbecue restaurant. I'm trying to bring it down from the inside. Can't get you anything? Oh,

these animals suffer a lot though. Yeah. The only, anything that didn't suffer? The collard greens? Collard greens. Collard greens, no suffering. But obviously any animals is we treat them quite poorly. You know what I was laughing about you know, Maddie Weiner. Yeah, super funny.

She writes at SNL, but we had a good one. We're saying that, you know, how people say a champagne socialist is, how would you describe champagne socialist? It's like, it's like, it's like, you're a socialist, you believe all the socialist stuff, you drive a Lamborghini. Yeah, you do none of this stuff. You do none of the stuff. You do it very opulent. Right. And then we're saying a seatbelt libertarian.

You're just like, I'm a libertarian, I'm for liberty. I am on welfare. I, every social service. You know what I mean? I actually work for the government. Yeah, so seatbelt libertarian is because also you're like, I don't think you should wear a seatbelt. I'm very important for mine on. But it's better the money thing.

Seabelt libertarian is just a good name. But you work for the government. You do you're on every social service. Everything. You never made a dollar in your life. System's a system, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm against it.

Seabelt libertarians. You get a lot of government services. You even, yeah, yeah. You're even scamming government services. You have five baby mamas. You don't live there so they can all get their money and you're taking half of that. Yep. So Dave Chappelle.

David Chappelle. Can you do a good Dave Chappelle? It sounds like you're doing Chris Rock there. I can only do Chris Rock. It's my only black. It's anything you don't do. Dave Chappelle. Yeah, I can't do Dave Chappelle.

Yeah, I can't do it. Dave Chappelle says, I resent the Republican Party because they weaponize transgender jokes, not what I was doing. So if you remember, Dave Chappelle had four or five specials where a lot of it. A lot of it was about trans people. 50% of them were about trans people. He's kind of doing interviews now and he is saying that he doesn't like that the Republican Party weaponized his trans jokes. I did resent that the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. You know, I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing.

So he's got now he's got both sides not happy with them, right? because this didn't work to get people back on. And also it's sort of pissed off Republicans. And he's kind of, I think, thinking he's, I guess, a little guilty because he's probably not happy with what's going on right now. And he's kind of thinking, I help them. I help them get elected. You see, in his mind. This is a complicated one.

So this is kind of my take on this. Is that from one side, I definitely know what he's talking about. Yeah. Where politics people definitely, they want to use your thing. to make like a political point, right? Of course, yeah. Where a lot of times with a joke, you're almost doing like,

you're almost picking a version of this that I think I could sell to my friend. You know what I mean? You're kind of doing, no, no, no, I'm actually like, is this not? Like, am I not kind of making sense right now? Right. Whereas a political version

is you're only using it to dunk on them, right? Yeah. So it's like a lot of times when you're making a point in comedy, you're like, I'm talking the way I would talk to my friends, not my enemies. Yeah. Right?

and then however so it does that is part of the game that people now take your things and use them that being said the idea of you explaining that after there is you don't that's just unfortunately you don't get to yeah you don't get to and also

and no one will ever buy it it's never gonna work yeah and you could have also put the transgender stuff to bed in like say I don't know 2020 and they wouldn't have any ammo for you but you kind of kept going and then well you know they went hard on him yeah and he

chose to, you know, I guess he could have ignored it. He dealt with it the way that he wanted to deal with it. Yeah. First of all, what he was saying is actually not that unpopular in terms of the black community or the average person. The average person. I mean, the thing is, I think his, because he got into the Leah Thomas stuff. Like he had a big piece about Leah Thomas, the transgender swimmer. And you're like, yeah, that was kind of like the Republican Party's fucking poster boy.

Mm-hmm. For all the transgender stuff. So you're like, yeah, there was a major overlap here. He's kind of like, you could say, what? So if something becomes like a talking point in politics, I can't touch it, yeah. I mean, you didn't need to go to Capitol Hill. I don't know what he was doing

there. Things do take on a mind of their own and whatever. So obviously, you know, there's a, it's the same in anything, you know? It's a, there's a complicated what was the reason why he was at Capitol Hill? Do we know? We don't know why he was there, but basically like the politicians would come up and... Yeah, they were just like Lauren Boehbert posted a photo of him and he was like,

oh, just two people that think there's two genders, right? Right, so she is like using his... Of course. That's what politicians do. That's what they do. However, you going and being

like, I don't like it, all you do is now both sides take you, because you're never going to get them back. No. So, the only thing the best thing you can do is you try to do what you want to do, and you go, you try not to let people to webinize you, but you also try not to get in your head about

like, changing too much of what you think and maybe there's a lesson there like yeah don't go hang out with politicians maybe lesson learned yeah I've learned some lessons like that where I'm just like you know there's certain I don't do a ton of different types of press

and I don't go on a certain type of bunch of different types of show because you're just like they're like pushing something they're like an activist of some sort and yeah I'm only here insofar as they feel like I'm useful to you yeah

Yeah. But what you don't get to do is do it and then complain because no one gives a shit. And nobody gives a shit. All you do is piss off everyone. You either don't do it. That is just the, all I'm saying is that's the game's shit. The game is the game. Yeah.

And you're like, I look forward to hearing his new 20 minutes on transgender. Yeah. So your kind of point you're making is like he did go. You went way too hard to back out on it. For sure. I mean, it wasn't like one thing. You're not like, oh, it was the thing I talked about in my 2017 special. It was like every year.

To the point where sometimes, like, I remember seeing him at the stand working his new hour. And I was just like, still? You're still doing this? With too much. Yeah. You're like, this is crazy. This is like becoming a theme. Yeah, it's like a brand.

All it does is when you come out like this. It makes it feel like you're kind of doing a rules for the not for me. Yeah. Like you're essentially saying, well, I should be able to do it, but they shouldn't. Yeah. And you might think that in terms of like as a comedian complaint. where you're just like, oh, like I've kind of made the joke where I'm like people like really, like anti-Semitism, ruined anti-Semitism.

Of course. In a way. But like, it is what it is. Yeah, of course. Like things are the way that they are. And complaining never is well received. No. All it does in this video.

I mean, he's trying to cover his ass a little bit. Well, it's the guy that, yeah, but when you apologize, they don't accept your apology. And now you just pissed off the original, the other people. So now you're kind of like both. sides hate you. Yeah. Which not to say both sides hate him, but... No, no, no, no.

I mean, the transgender's do, but... Yes, they do, but... But I think normal people might not give a shit about any of those. There is some element where he's trying to, you know, trying to be like, hey, I feel a little responsible that Donald Trump's the president, even though that might not even be the case. I would think it's a little bit more of he was somewhat of a liberal darling and that now he's a liberal enemy.

Yeah. And he's trying to bridge that divide. Yeah. And he also kind of went to, not like his ticket sales are struggling. No, but everyone also got mad about when he went on,

what was the Riyad? Oh, right. He's Muslim. That's one of the last people I would give a shit about doing it. He's literally Muslim. Some people weren't happy about it.

No, I know people were happy about it. I'm like, if I'm giving the pass to anybody, you're like, it's the Muslim guy. Sure. Yeah.

But we didn't, we kind of, we gave passes about anything. I'm not saying me personally. I'm saying figuratively if you're giving a pass to somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Muslim guy. Yeah.

But it is a very hot topic, right? And then, you know, it kind of puts Lauren Bobert in a position where she now, she, Lauren Bobits, again, never forget when my favorite thing ever was when she was at the movie theater getting fingered. No, she was jacking off a dude. Maybe you're getting fingered too. She probably had both. Yeah, probably both. Well, something for everybody. Which is what you want from, I like a Republican politician that's a little bit rudy to.

Dude, and like J.D. Vance, you think he would be fingered a chicken out. I got a hammered with Lauren Bober, and it was literally like, I might as well been under a fucking Legion in Sudbury. Just hanging out with some like local woman. And she was just like vaping and, you know, she was a mess. She likes vaping, getting fingered. Yeah. And drunk. She likes having a, I tell you, she likes having a good time.

Yeah. A woman likes having a good old time. If J.D. Vance was fingering a girl at a movie theater, he would be like, should I clean my fingers first? Should we buy out the theater to make sure Let me get this glove on Let me put my finger glove on Let's buy out the theater Of course

Turn the lights all the way off Doing it real romantic We have to wait You know wait till the movie The scene when it goes pitch black Maybe during the credits I can do it Yeah And he's got his head on a swivel the whole time

She's just a beetle juice Yeah she's out there She's listening to a song That's playing Sweet Home Alabama While she's getting fingered Country Roads or something So she goes Dave Chappelle can have his

little counseling session with NPR where she kind of apologies don't work very good you were at Capitol Hill I took a photo with you I don't know yeah

whatever I want with that but I think that when things start to feel like real I this is my point it's like on a there's certain things like with a girlfriend

where like on a personal level people like your complaint is sort of valid but good luck with that right do you know what I mean yeah of course yeah you're like

yeah you didn't like you you go I don't know yeah but you're like okay Okay, good luck, buddy. You got played, man. I don't know what to tell you. He showed up and took a bunch of, he's just like,

oh, I didn't like that they wanted photos with me. And go, what the hell are you doing on Capitol Hill? You don't think people are going to want photos with you? Yeah. And then you're like, what, a politician did something kind of sleazy? Wow. You almost do accept at a certain level of fame where you're just like, unfortunately, like people are going to be able to use you however they fucking feel like it.

Yeah, I mean, you still have some agency where you're like, you took the photo. You stopped and took a photo with her. You know what the craziest ones I've been seeing lately, though? is a ton of fake, completely fake, where they go, million likes, Adam Sandler in controversy for taking his kids out of public school because they were teaching them about LGBTQ sex.

And a million comments being like, never listening to fucking Sandler movies again. And then a million comments being like, good for him, blah, blah, completely made up out of thin air. I mean, there's absolutely. zero discernment on the... Dude, I told you

I was telling you the other day. I posted that fucking to promote my shows. The Trump one. The Trump true social post basically like coming after me for my comedy. Like what world would that ever happen?

Dude, it has four million views. Wow. Dude, I'm gonna have like people in pink pussy hats at my shows now because they're like, think I'm like the resistance. Like people have no idea what's going on on the internet.

Like none. Dude, my wife constantly sends me these things... Speaking of our show is maybe a good time to promote them. Yeah, it might be a good time. Because I just

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Yeah. And next weekend I'm going to be next Wednesday in Charlotte, Thursday, D.C., Ocalf, Florida, on the weekend. I got San Diego, Chandler, Arizona, Providence, Rhode Island, Brooklyn, I just announced Stanford, Connecticut, Atlantic, Cleveland, Portland, Tacoma, Spokane and Atlantic City, tannycom. You know what? We thought we'd mention this is the first time for next week.

We're going to do it. We might do it. Oh, and we're in Vegas, if anybody's around for. Yeah, I guess if anyone's here. If you're at the Bitcoin conference, come say what's up. We're doing our show at the Bitcoin Conference. We're doing our show on Tuesday at 1.30. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

At the Bitcoin Conference. And we have three guests. We're going to do a funny thing. Yeah, we're going to do a... We're kind of doing an intro. Actually, you know what? I'm going to address that because we took a little break from the intros, and a lot of people... A lot of people really like the intros, which I'm happy about.

It became a thing and people are pumped about it. And it's hard to even explain exactly what. But there was... Sometimes, like, my instincts... where I'm doing something a bunch and then I'm kind of like, you know what? Other things are like, it's kind of like a mix of where I'm just like, at this exact moment, I feel a little like tapped out on this specific creative thing. And I did one every week for three years.

And I was kind of like, there was like a mix of different things where I was like working on all these different projects. I wanted to like work a little harder on the actual podcast where sometimes I was like spending, I would spend all this time on the podcast and I would kind of spend like too much time on the intro. Yeah. And it would kind of, and then because I boxed into doing one every week at a time when there was like almost too much news was always about like war or Trump. It's the Jews.

It's just say it, right? It wasn't that though, because it was sometimes like, you know, it was lots of different wars. The Jew intros I actually like doing. I don't know how many I could do. No, no, I'm saying the Jews caused the war. It was just like, there was like a cycle of just like, it was things that really like sucked up all the energy. which made other things like underperform and do bad. And it was really just like ice Trump war, ice Trump war.

And I felt like we'd said a lot of things where I just wanted to like think a little bit more. And I wanted to have like broader thoughts without feeling like I was on like too much of a treadmill. Yeah. So there's it's one of those things where right now sometimes there's going to be like something, you know, as I've had some time to think about that and bigger projects. and I was thinking about movies and I was putting together some stuff like that and TV shows

and I'm doing my special coming up and also I've kind of been doing more stand-up. Whatever it was, it was kind of like, let me just temporarily shift things like around a little bit to refresh my brain which was feeling a little like bogged down.

And I think that eventually we'll have like a good effect. But all of this is to say it was more like an instinctual thing where you kind of feel like, you know, what, let's take a small break from this and kind of come back when I feel like refreshed and I feel like excited that I have like all this stuff to say. Sure. And that's more like how I felt like it.

It wasn't, it wasn't some specific like line in the sand. It was just like, you know, you want to try pause. Yeah, you pause. You want to like move. You want to like kind of be able to like follow your instincts and sometimes you set up so many things that you stop moving on instinct. And I felt like I was losing a little bit of what my instincts wanted. Yes, yes. So you feel a little bit of like, what do I think is the right thing to like make? And I think that to some degree,

or podcasts might have been a little funnier. And then you kind of think about all these broad things and then I'm able to like kind of come back. So that was, it's not like the perfect answer, but it was just like as simple as that. And then on top of that, we also had the thing that,

think because things were moving so fast, a lot of times we didn't want to record two days in advance. And then when we don't record two days in advance, we're not able to like, you know, the procedure was we would send them to people and they would edit them. And so a lot of times there'd be like this huge thing that happened in the news and we wouldn't be able to do it because we could. Yeah, because we'd have. We'd have. So it was just a combination of things that I wanted to like move into a area where there was like a little more flexibility of which I think ended up with like a better product.

And then you can kind of come back after you've moved things around. So it was like simple as that. But I just thought that maybe the. it might be worth like mentioning or something. But, okay, so going from the, when we talked about the Chappelle thing, which I think I don't have that much more to say about that. You got got, man.

Yeah, it is kind of, uh, uh, I will say, this is one point that I'll have to, I'll say. I thought it was interesting. You know, there was an issue like that where we've talked about like, you know, whether people should transition when they're super young or whether, you know, you should transition to be in sports. Those were like most people agree.

Yeah, there was an 80-20 minimum. So most of the issues he was saying like kind of most people agree. Yeah, most people agreed. It just was the kind of thing where at the time it was, you know, somewhat forbidden. It was like, yeah, you lose your job and stuff

for saying shit like this. But one thing that I thought was interesting. But he was saying this stuff when that was no longer the case as well. You're like, that's my thing with that is you're like, yeah, yeah, like at first when you were saying this, this was, yeah, this hot take.

and then the fifth time around. Some of the jokes felt like hack. They just, I mean, look, the fifth time, your fifth special in a row, you're like still on this after you're like, we've adjudicated that. You see, I'll give you with the Ricky Jervase, I feel this way a little bit.

But like, let me give an alternate is there's a scenario sometimes where you get $20 million to release a special every year. Of course. If you're in a huge controversy, you're like, 20, and it's done. Right. So a part,

like, Ricky Jervais has like every special, 10 minutes of it's about like, the backlash. Yeah, the last special. So a part of me is like,

you know, when comics have like a bunch of eight minute stories, you're like filling time. Right. There's a bit of, a bit of that where you're just like, the talking about like my personal controversies I was in is a good 15 minutes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a more, like, less about, like, I mean, this is the big thing that happened to me this year.

Right. And then, you know, you do it in Chappelle style where it's like the slow. You're 25 minutes. So slow. And you're like, that's half of it.

It's just, you guys getting mad about me saying the trend stuff the last time. He's kind of daisy chaining them together. Right. So a part of it is like, this is how I release specials to $20 million. Take your fucking $20 million. Just, I don't want to hear your fucking complaints about it. Yeah, that's fine. Like, you know, I don't.

But that was always been his complaint. Like even on his show, it was like the wrong people liked it. That's a bit of and you're just like, unfortunately, that's being an artist. Like, you know, you, if you make things. I mean, by the way. that you don't like like it like complaining about your audience is always comes across as like to me a bit of being like which i don't i mean with with comedy stuff especially like i think uh i fucking think our audience is sick and funny generally but like you know there's guys that are like let's say

a cool guy that has like a nerdy audience or something or like there's lots of guys that like develop these progressive audiences that feel like trapped by other like i can't fucking say anything or i get in trouble you know what i mean right yeah but when you come out and you complain about your audience, it always comes across as like, at worst, at best, rich people problems. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, oh, the people that are giving me all this money I don't like. Or at worst, it comes across

as like, we'll do something. But yet you cultivate that. Go over to BET. Take your fucking Chappelle show, moving from Comedy Central with BET. Yeah, and people never, it never worked. Yeah, but it's at the end of the day my point is that, like, you can come and be like, oh, the wrong people like my jokes.

It's like, good fucking luck with that. Just him like trying to save a little face, I think. Do you think it worked at all? I mean, again, I don't know. I'd have to go look at the comments because, like, again, he went on NPR. So he's kind of going back to the fucking liberal hive to say, hey, hey, I'm sorry. That's so funny. Yeah, well, he's trying to make some explanations for it.

And again, he was like, yeah, you know, this is comedy. And it's like, it's just comedy. Yeah, I don't like politics. And he's kind of like, right, but no one gives a shit. Yeah, no one gives a shit. He's trying to almost lump himself in with the people. people who I do agree with when you know the DHS was posting you know clips of fucking deporting people using like Theo Vaughn and you're like yeah that I get I wouldn't want that either

but he's trying to say oh this is like the same thing you're like not really no no you cast the check and then complained about where the check came from kind of right yeah you know it's an interesting one to me is I see a lot of like videos on let's say Instagram and TikTok stuff like that right, where they'll kind of say, an actor will come out and be like, you know, I'm not trying to get into politics. I don't want to talk about my politics.

And every comment is like, now we know he's Republican. Right, of course. And if... Which is mostly true. Well, I'll give an alternative. I felt like it was sort of more true a bit before.

But now, like, you know, if there's a lot of guys that like, let's say you run like a home renovation show or you have a show where your audience is like a mix of people. You coming out with like some fucking Brian Cranston and, you know, eight-year-old should transition stuff.

Yeah. Like, you become, you're getting just as much flack the other way. Yeah, yeah. And maybe you don't get in trouble, but you might lose a lot of your fucking viewers or whatever. So I don't think it's that crazy that there is people that, like, there's definitely dudes out there that are like, no, actually I'm, like, let's say a guy that worked at fucking is like a football announcer.

Yeah. And he's like, I don't want to talk too much about my politics. And you're like, why is that? He's like, because I'm a fucking communist. you know what I mean? Right, right. And it's, you know, I don't want to say that because my, like, there's lots of, there's, but it's, I do think it's funny where it's like, it is just the default that someone doesn't want

to talk about their politics is that. And you're like, I think there's tons of people that don't want to talk about their politics because there's just like. It's bad for business. Yeah, it's bad for business. And it's not just because, like, I'm afraid of liberals. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, you go, yeah, I have a lot of conservatives.

And I also think there's people that are just like, I guess this is where they go, yeah, if you say, I don't care about my politics. They're just like, well, yeah, if you're not caring is Republican, I guess if that's your opinion that you go, not caring is right wing, then I guess, I guess in that case, you're correct. But. Yes. And then Katie Perry also got hit with an allegation.

Yeah. Ruby Rose says, vomiting on Katie Perry made her get sober before assault accusations. Now, it was just funny because Katie Perry's in relationship with Justin Trudeau. And now, like, 90 people are coming out. Out of the word work. Man, like the allegations are just fucking so funny. I mean, crazy allegation. This is, I mean, this allegation.

They say there was allegations because it doesn't make any sense. They said they were out of bar. Yeah. And then Katie Perry comes up, lifts up her skirt and fucking puts her pussy in her face. Yeah. I guess is that a normal thing for Katie Perry today? Rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open. That's a hard thing.

And then I vomited. So like, again, like to rub your vagina on someone's face. You gotta like mount their head. Until they vomited. Until they vomited. 20 years ago, by the way. 20 years ago, yeah. But then, yeah, they come out

with all these other ones where they're like, here's kissing 14-year-old Justin Bieber and all this sort of stuff. But I agree with you. What is the purpose of this? They're saying Katie Perry is a pussy hound. Kissed a girl and couldn't stop.

I guess, yeah, she rubbed a pussy on her face and she liked it. Kissed a girl who denied it. Oh, let's see, Ruby Rose's. Oh, all right. The queer's kind of puttering out. so this seems about the time for this. No, I read all this stuff

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