The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

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Half of America thinks ICE is making U.S. cities less, and this is a CNN poll. Less safe. Less safe. Split down the middle. Yeah. Some people might thought it was 80-20. Some people might think. Lo and behold, half of the people are for it and half the people are against. Yeah.

Yeah, it's one of those coin flips, I guess. And that is where it's at right now, probably more than ever. Like, I feel like the center is completely disintegrated. Right. We're on a fucking split. there, pal. I mean, that is, the whole ice thing is a weird one because literally ICE's complaint is essentially like with Minneapolis, they go, yeah, if you just don't, like, when you arrest these people, just like, don't let them back in the community, we don't

have to go in the community and find them. Okay. They're like, just, uh, if you just want to, like, let us pick them up from the jail. Danny's taking his side. Well, I'm just saying that this is this. Yeah, I know. I don't know. I understand your point. But that I think that, because right now they just did an autistic Barbie, right? Yeah. which you obviously can't make eye contact can't make eye contact uh i think so basically can can do a tip on a bill in their head yeah yeah really into world war two not really classic barbie if you know what i mean classic barby is just like uh a hundred it's uh yeah yeah it but i was saying that it's very very deep into world war two statistics sure i could tell you any race you you just go

Mexican, it goes 13%. It notes every statistic immediately. It's based autistic Barbie. It just went that way. It could have gone either way. Like, Barbie could have been really into trains. It did end up the other way where it's got pretty deep into statistics.

And that's just what, it's really the algorithm's fault. Yeah, it's the algorithm. Barbie's been trapped by the algorithm. So autistic Barbie, essentially, you have to sign for different algorithms. Like, you know how you get expansion packs and games? Yeah. What happens is you can pay extra if you wanted to have the train algorithm.

Barbie could have been into women's sports if you buy the women's sports algorithm. But you didn't pay the extra, so she got the algorithm she got. She just didn't, you know, just straight autistic stuff. Yeah, now she has a few things to say about what percentages of what

people. Makes you very uncomfortable when you're talking to autistic Barbie at a party. But that's why I was thinking, like, it is at the point where, because right now you go Barbie was sort of for everyone or whatever, and they're like, okay, so Barbie's a left-wing thing. You go, that's that.

So it's like, right-wing just needs their Barbie, which is, I don't know, maybe a Karen. Anti-Fax Patriot Barbie? That's what I'm saying. Yes, thank you. You need a page. That's the, what else is the option in this world when it's like, it's like an arrest-fouchy sign?

Arrest-Fouchy sign. Ken's an ice agent. With his boys. With his, Ken and his boys are an ice agent. They're all ice agents. I was liking the idea of a girl being like, you know, this guy, you know, oh, I mean, you. You don't buy me enough stuff

You know something like that The guy coming home It's like I know you really wanted to go on that trip I found a way and he pulls off a shirt Oh so you want me to make money But you have all these ways You got a little part-time job I got a part-time job

I got a part-time job Forever Yeah And there I got it And I'm cleaning up this country But don't you think that at this point Where you're just like Okay you're gonna have to just have like

Two of everything That's the it's two siblings That can't get along You just like, you have yours and you have yours. And then, by the way, I think that would be fighting less. Like, if Barbie was the left wing one, I don't think anyone be mad like, oh, look it. They're making her of this now. And you go, someone made probably there must be like some really shitty right wing Barbie that's like made by some.

You know, like, remember they came out with the beer, the like right wing beer? They have freedom air. Yeah, I remember that shit? They're like, this is right wing beer. It's $28 for a six pack. That's kind of high. Well, yes. Freedom made free beer.

Freedom A-Free, proud to be on American. Freedom A-Free is a really solid slogan for Freedom Water. Freedom A-Free. So, yeah, autistic Barbie would just be the left-wing one, and I can read you about it. The doll's eyes glazed to one side. The question is, do autistic little girls like Barbies? Interesting, because I don't know that that's for sure. You're saying autistic little Barbie.

just like a calculator. Yeah. You know, they're like, Barbie, it's like what, so I play with this replica human? Well, I'm reading this,

and it sounds more retarded than autistic. Reflecting on how autistic people avoid eye contact so it doesn't avoid eye contact. Bendable elbows and wrists. Like,

doesn't that, like, you know, that feels like Kiltony, Barbie. Danny's bringing his propaganda over here.

I just got back from Austin. I'm an Austin Patriot right now. Yeah, It has the arms like this, bendable, enabling repetitive physical moments such as stimming. Do you know what stimming is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like where they're like doing this stuff. And it has a fidget spinner, which is like, nobody uses a fidget spinner. People are not using fidget spinners right now.

Yeah, but I'm saying the right wing want fidget spinner is a taser. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just a Glock or something. You get people out of this country you don't belong. Yeah. Some people with autism use this to process sensory information. and express excitement. She has a fidget spinner.

She wears a noise-canceling headphones. Okay. Doesn't that sound more of... I remember when we used to have... There's an area of the cafeteria where they'd put the special needs people. A lot of headphones there. Yeah, they don't like the loud noises.

Yeah, they have the headphones. And you guessed it. A tablet was symbol-based augmentative and alternative communications buttons. So it's got the... Oh, this is like non-verbal autistic part of me? I'm saying. Oh, I didn't realize that.

But don't... And if I was like a mom in the Midwest, I might be like, fuck. But if you can think, if you go, yeah, yeah, that's the, yeah, that's the liberal. Libby's the liberal one. And we have the, I think you just need to split everything up down the middle, like a divorce. You can still stay in the same thing. But it's like, you have to just be, you know, you have your things. We have ours.

And that's the whole thing. I think so, yeah. It makes more sense to just have, here's like, here's the base Barbie. And then you can just buy your skins based on your, like, political affiliations. Like, you know, you put stuff on them. See, I know what you're going with that, but I don't think that would work because I don't think the liberal Barbies, the liberal Barbie people would want, I can buy you. So Barbie's selling a nice vest now. Right.

You have to say, for everything like this, you know, the liberals have one, Republicans have one. And that's just how it is. Because you'd be less mad if yours is getting changed. Right. You know what I mean? You go, oh, like, okay, right now, if let's say who's like a super liberal band or something, you know, communist college band is doing noise music and a thing.

If they come out and they're just like, yeah, we're doing an autistic thing, like no one would give a shit. They go, that's not our thing. Yeah, that's not our thing. The problem is everyone's treading on each other. A lot of treading on each other in this country right now.

Right. So I think you could solve a lot of problems by just saying, okay, we're going to divvy up the things half and half. Yeah. So Barbie is liberal. That's just that. And maybe Mr. Potato Head goes back to the Republicans.

No, that's the homosexuals get Mr. Potato Head. Homosexuals get Mr. Potato Head. He's an icon. Yeah, yeah. And it's also... No, no. I think Republicans get Mr. Potato Head. The gays get Mr. Gerbil.

Yeah. And whatever... None of our... None of our business. What you do with Mr. Gerbil? Just try and feed him twice a day. However you want to feed him. And sometimes he feeds you.

It's all we're saying... Mr. Gerbil... Mr. Gerbil is none of our business. No, yeah. Then you split everything down the center. Yeah. Republicans have two bathrooms, men and women's, and then liberals have one bathroom.

They have one bathroom. Yeah, that makes more sense. If you want a third bathroom, it should be men, women, liberals. See? Yeah. Doesn't this solve? Instead of a trans one, you just go, stop. Liberal free-for-all bathroom.

Really? Because it feels to me like so many of the problems come from, people are, you know, and then you have, the cities are a problem because you would want to say city-wise, you know, you got the, these cities. But then as long as they can go from city to city, you have problems there. So you maybe

have to still come together on those things. But in terms of products. Yeah, in terms of products, we'll just split it up. I think it's a good idea. Yeah, so that is, half the country's ICE agents, and then half the country is... It is weird to me that this is like a nonverbal with the pad thing, though, because then you're like, because you're assuming that it's

the Barbie supposed to match up with the person like enjoying the Barbie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seems like they're probably not going to like this. It feels offensive if you give like if I gave you a retarded gay Barbie retarded gay barbie. What the hell? Quick interruption because I just came off seven sold out shows

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No. But I don't know if anyone saw. He's in a little hot water. He's in a lot of hot water. He went to a church and he's demanding that they be gay. Yeah. So, like on the spot. On the spot. He was literally like, fucking prove it. I'm not like, it's not this kind of service, sir.

He's trying to do his Nick Shirley thing, right? Yeah. Because that is. Which again, he's not built for this life. He's like a 50 year old, like, former, like, top CNN anchor. That's a good point. He was now slumming it as a YouTuber. Yeah.

Essentially. But he's rich still. He's rich. We'll see how long that lasts. But he's rich. and he just is like needs attention. That is correct. His addiction's attention.

Yes, absolutely. Like the idea of him walking down the street and people don't stop him. It's like probably makes him just glitch out. I'm fucking Don Lemon. Fucking Don Lemon. So they had a whole parade of people and they went to this church and I guess the whole thing was they wanted the church to be gay. No, it was.

Oh, it wasn't that. No, it wasn't that. The past. My bad. The pastor. The pastor's a nice. Is a nice. Which is pretty.

That's funny. Yeah, that's funny. I mean, hey man, pastor's not a full-time job. It's just kind of a Sunday thing. Is that not? I think it depends. Which one's the side gig?

Is the pastor the side gig? I think the pastor's the song gig. I deport and illegals pays the bills. What the fuck? Yeah. Why is pastors? So when you go to church, the pastor's a side gig?

I thought some of these guys are crushing it. I think sometimes they're crushing it. And I mean, I thought there was like some whole like, you know, vow of like poverty kind of whatever. you know, like, whatever it's called. But like, I don't think they're... Really?

I don't think pastor... I don't think that's true. I don't see a church pastor. I go, that guy is driving a fucking lambing. A lot of them are. Sometimes. Not like, obviously, the megat church. Well, just like anything, you know?

Yeah, some, like, dude, there's like some rabbis at synagogues who, like, in New York City who, like, legitimately they're like the rabbi of, like, some fucking, you know, upper-easide. They make, like, 300 grand a year. Yeah. Yeah. And some of them make way more than that. Yeah. Or even more.

Yeah. They're getting paid. They're driving on private jets. but I didn't think that if you go to a church and this was a pretty big church the guy who's doing the headliner of the Sunday sermon Big star Big star

And then he has to go Collect illegals for some spare change on the weekend It might be like a firefighter you know Where they're like yeah it's like I have so much time off Right It's just like you know I'm just going If he's doing a new hour a week That takes that is hard that is hard

Don't they also do chat GPT in it? Is it Catholic? Is they do confessionals? No no he wasn't that kind He was like more, you know, he wasn't wearing any, he was just wearing a, you know, a button down shirt. He didn't have any of the garb. Okay. So, you know, it is what it is. Maybe I'm not understanding that.

But in my mind, I was just like this past, it's like if you told me like, you know, this pasture also like works at McDonald's on the way. Right. Yeah. Just like, yeah, it doesn't. Yeah. Maybe he's just trying to fucking grind, you know. Maybe he's on that grind set. It has to be a passion project.

Yeah, it might be. He's just like, yeah, you know, it works three days a week, just deporting legal. Seems bizarre. fucking cracking heads. Going to do the sermon about just like, you know, obviously you got to love your neighbor. Love your neighbor. Unless they're from Somalia and then let's get them the hell out of here. Then finishing the sermon, good sermon, good sermon, sign some tits.

You know, I don't know how exactly how it works. He signed a few tits, you know, take a few pictures with the fans after your sermon. And then you take off your like pastor outfit. I toss the gator on. Toss the gator on. What the fuck? Yeah. It is.

It is odd. But, uh, everyone's influence. Now are sassy gays too. Nick Shirley's a bit of a sassy gay himself. I think he might be retarded. I've been watching some interviews with him and I go, he has like some sort of like, and it's impressive what he's done.

Big star. Like big star. He was like, I saw him on Congress, but like you hear him talk and you're like, I feel like there's some sort of underlying cognitive. Well, his mom does it with him, which is funny.

Yeah, that is funny too. But there's like, sometimes he talks and goes, whereas Don Lemon's daddy his leather daddy comes along with him. I'd make sure that he does his journalism with his mom and Don Levin does his journalism with his daddy. Yeah. It's a lot of daddy. Yeah.

But there is a, there is all, it's all sassy influencer. Both side has their sassy influencers that are going undercover. And by the way, I guess he's in trouble because his argument is like, I'm a journalist. You are a YouTuber, my friend. January 6th. January 6th put those people in their place pretty handily, actually. we actually have the precedent for this kind of thing where there was all these people on January 6th

who are like, I'm a journalist. I'm a journalist. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no. You're a YouTuber. You're going to jail. You are a YouTuber. Yeah, and he goes, what? I know Chris Cuomo.

He goes, he's basically a YouTuber too. I don't know if you've been following. I don't know if you've been following what's going on in the media landscape. You know, it's very similar to the people that are out here and then they get in trouble for something they said. And then they go, I'm a comedian. And you go, oh, what clubs do you were. And they go, I've really been on the stage lately.

Taking some time off to focus on my, you know, just per mental health. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm a, but how many times? I mean, even sometimes where it is, you're just like, I'm a comedian. You're just like, okay, but that was activism, not comedy. Yeah, yeah, for that too. You go, but where you try to, you go, that was a, you, you, you like protesting a thing as not being a comedian.

No. And then you go, they're arresting comedians. And you're like, well, no, yeah, except that's not what you were doing. Yeah, thankfully that's not you. So, he's like shooting a guy. I mean, like, ah, comedian. Indians fucking getting... Oh, nobody can take a joke, huh?

Oh, everybody's snowflakes are so triggered. Right. So, is that not fair to say that the journalism thing's the same thing? You go, there are people that are doing journalism. Yep. A YouTuber with a very partisan political... I don't know. I mean... The thing is, he could have waited on the sidewalk for the congregation to leave,

and he would have been totally fine. Like, if he wanted to confront that guy on the way out on, you know, the public property, nothing, but there's like, it is it is illegal, dude, he's being charged. I don't know about these laws. They're gonna charge him under the Klan Act. I saw that, yeah, that's obviously trolling. No? No, no, there's an actual,

I mean, that's not, that's not a troll. There's an actual, like, clan law. It feels like that. And it had to do with, like, basically, I imagine it's from the Klan, like, bursting in a black churches. You don't think that they were just like, that'd be funny? Like, that seems that is funny, but that is also,

from what I understand, like the statute with which they could charge him under. Sure. That in this thing, like, the face-on-or- maybe. To me, that felt like they were... I mean, this is the funniest administration to date. That's right.

They literally hit you with the fucking the flower with the spritzer in it. Yeah, they do. They're a wacky... It's a hand-buzzering administration right now. It's 100% a wacky administration. Dude, we're like this close to literally Trump at fucking Davos being like, put her there. Yeah, Trump hand-buzzering world leaders.

this close arm wrestle you for greenland we're close yeah definitely offering a piece of pie and then putting the head down in it but yeah i don't know about all these wrong i mean it is uh just there is so much of kind of uh which is the thing that always i don't know if it might be annoys me maybe I just like always find it to be notable is that even right now there's so many people that would kind of be like oh the people that were about freedom it was like now they're kind of like in cops and you're just like yeah and you were the opposite like you so many it just I feel like a lot of

people will say their point and they go can you believe they were this and then now they're this and you go and then you were the opposite of that yeah like you were just like now you're kind of saying hey oh the government's clamping down on this and this and then five years ago you were begging for it you go, yeah. He was probably the biggest cheerleader for like the January 6th. Everybody who was there on site is like. Yeah, there's so many people that are pointing out hypocrisy without being like,

yeah, and you were the opposite. I don't know. Well, for them, they go, well, when I was the opposite, it was a moral argument. No. But I feel like even the moral arguments I've seen every single time. It was just like, okay, we can all agree? No one seems to actually care when the other side's people dies. Okay?

Moving on. Moving on. They don't care about Charlie Kirk and they don't care about the ice lady. Like, yeah. Okay? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is that, but anyways.

They don't care about, yeah, they care about Don Lemon going to a church. You'd really care if someone went into a mosque. Right. Yeah. And your bosses would really care if someone went into a synagogue. Your bosses would really care. I like it, yeah. It's also interesting that if you think about, like a big percentage of black people are religious, right?

Like where I grew up, when I grew up, like, I knew very few white people are religious. All my religious friends were black. or black adjacent. Yep. And by that, I mean, Eminem. Right. Army,

the real slim shodies. A lot of real slim shodies in my school. A lot of those in the early 2000s. Yeah. A lot of those poking around. And some of the real slim shadies got pretty religious. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, again, they're kind of just posers. They were, they're just emulating the black people. They go, oh, they're in a religion now. I guess that's my idea. Yeah, rap is about religion, so I'm religious. Sure.

but it is interesting if you think about like your average black guy being like so that's like my party is the sassy gay dude interrupt in churches right like you have to admit there's probably some of those dudes like jail guys are all fucking they love the lord they love the lord you know so that is an interesting dichotomy yeah yeah i mean i think i don't know if they're gonna like try and make an example out of him but like that from from the sounds of it like even you know i saw many like left-wing legal pundits where like, yeah, that is a crime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just like, I hate to say it for my former CNN colleague, but like, he did commit a crime. And he's trying to be like, you know, I didn't do it. They did it. And I was just going along.

And they go like, yeah, well, we have our January 6th precedent where many people. And the crime is interrupting a church? You just can't, yeah, like a church is basically, you can't just like, you can't protest inside of a church, essentially. What about pranking? If I went into a church and did a prank, would I be in trouble? What kind of prank are we talking about? about.

Like if you want to go in. I think with a break could be yelling in people's ear. Probably if you're like an individual, you can do that. I think it's like when you have a mob doing it. There's like more of a gravity to that. But like if you want to kind of just like go solo with like those like meta

glasses in a church and just like for some content and just like rip ass the whole time, like I think you can do that. They might ask you to leave. If I went to a mosque and I demanded my virgins. Right. I said quit hogging all the virgins. Quit hog and all the virgins. Probably that's not a crime.

They just might kick you out because you're one person. But I think it's when... Or if I went and I said, I'm a virgin and I'm looking for a woman who's a martyr that's going to get me in the afterlife. Yeah, yeah. Like if you go to a... Yeah, they'll probably think you're just like... They just think you're a Fed, really at that point. They go, no, no, not again.

Not doing this again. No, thank you. Yeah, they would think of that. Guys glowing. But anyways We'll see if Don LeMond faces the wrath of the Department of Justice You're making a good point though

In his mind he's a journalist And you're just like, no, no, you're a YouTuber like me, pal You were a journalist At some point in the past you were a journalist I guess that'll be like the big Probably go to the Supreme Court You go if you were a journalist at one point Do you remain a journalist your whole life

Is it like a guy doing something? But Glenn Greenwald like he's a journalist He's not okay But then he's here's the thing They write for They write for stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah So do you

But then again like How does that work? So Glenn Greenwald writes like Is your own substack Make you a journalist? I don't know, I don't know It's one of those I'm a journal like what is the definition?

I don't know at this point But I mean they specifically for J6 Because everyone has a camera Elon Musk says You're the media You're the media Yeah, yeah yeah But does that hold up in court

Elon Musk said I'm the media Does that hold up in court That I'm the media now? Well he said that after J6 So maybe you know, they'll update it. Like for example, if you were the getaway driver for a crime and you were

filming the whole thing and you're just like, I'm documenting it. Yeah, yeah, I'm documenting it. Is that a life hack to get out of things? I don't think so. Do not do that. I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Like, maybe it's the type of thing where it's just like, you know, once you do a gay thing, you're just like gay for life where he goes, I did some journalism, so I'm a journalist

for life. Right. And there's places where they go, we consider this journalism if you wrote for here. Yeah. Like if I wrote one, Huffington Post article saying like, you know. Like if Anderson Cooper followed them in, he'd be fine. You think so? Yeah. Because he's like, this is for...

I'm documenting this. For a news organization. I can show you the mandate that I've been given. Correct. And everybody would agree that, like, yes, he's a journalist. But Don Lemon's dicey territory. YouTube or territory. Yeah.

Like, what is he going to pull up his street interviews and be like, I'm a journalist? I just asked 10 people what their body count was. earlier this morning. I was asking all these people, was it? Thought her gay son? Yeah, thought daughter gay son. Don Lemon wants both.

Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Fucking turn of events, man. The war is being full, the war is full blown right now. I think that's fair to say. I saw a Trump video, by the way.

He does a press conference talking about the girl that got shot by ice. You know her name? Renee Good. René Good. More like Renee Bad. Yeah. There we go.

For her. finish on the face. René Bad News. Take that how you want it. So Trump does this interview. It was like, you know, because he came out out of the gate and he was kind of like, you know, ice agent doing his job.

Yep. You know, these Looney leftists. Professional protesters. Professional protesters. JD Vance was kind of the same thing. Like, this is what the man's supposed to do. This is you guys all need to back off. So coach defending his players. Trump

since then found out that the girl's dad was a big Trump guy, right? I believe it was her ex-stepdad, but he's referring to him as her father because there was a guy who was like doing press being like, you know, I love Trump, but I believe it was her ex-stepfather. Well, Trump says in the interview his dad. Yeah, yeah. So Trump's like, and her dad was a big Trump fan.

Talks for about 30 seconds about like big fan of the kid, loved me, said my skin smooth, you know, firm his tan chick. Not orange, you know, and that's, it's really a tragedy. And sometimes ice agents are going to make mistakes. Sure. Full 180, basically. Yeah. Being like, you know, the ice agent's doing his best, but like you're going to mess up sometimes.

And in this specific case where her dad loves me, this. And it was pretty wild. I mean, obviously people say that. The man is flattered. Yeah, he loves being flattered. But Trump's out here as like, if Trump was a judge, it would literally be like, you know, I'm going to get you for murder. Are those Trump shoes?

Yeah. You probably weren't even there. Ah, yeah, you're fucking. Yeah, so he... Not a Trump robe? He switched, but also he's sort of throwing everyone else under the bus because J.D. Vince and all these people came out and they're just like perfect shooting.

And then he's like, you know, it was a bit of a mistake. And then they're kind of like, yo, you're kind of fucking this over here. Yeah, a little bit. Dude, he's about to be out here being like Rob Reiner's son. I just found out did buy Melania coin. So I just want to say the man is a hero now. National treasure. Yeah, I was wrong to say that about him.

Yeah, Robbie. He found out that the dad, what now you're telling me is not even the ex-step dad. Ex-step dad, the dad that stepped up. Yeah, and then step down. Well, a part of it, too, you go, this guy fucking love Trump. You go, probably a factor. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, again, the guy loves father. If you see a woman that's like all in protesting and you're just like, dad loves Trump, you go, be crazy to not spin that a little together. Sure. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. A real tragedy, but yeah, a mess. That was so funny to me that just like finds out the guy. Oh, he finds one.

Oh, he finds one. Oh, yeah. I mean, that is a good kind of little nugget of information for any world leaders trying. I'm sure a lot of them know this, but you're like, you know, Greenland and all that stuff. Just be like, just hit them with every flattery you can get them with. Show up. It softens them up. Just downing Trump's steak.

They don't you make them like that. Best steak on earth Sending all my kids to Trump University Just sitting on my kids Get him a proper education You know UFC at the White House

How do you do it done How do you do it? You know what I'm not gonna say Greenland I don't need it He changed his mind on whether it was a good shoot or not Yeah Because the stepdad Who by the way

For sure they hate each other Yeah Oh yeah oh yeah Liked him Oh she fucking hated that guy That ex step dad She probably had a lot of disdain for that man He probably called the

cops to get her kids taken away. Yeah, probably. Probably. He was, he does not speak well of her in private. Yeah, so that was blowing my mind. Danny did an ICE video. You did a satire fake news video. That's old. I did. Yeah, it's like old, but I just keep, it keeps going viral. But yeah, this guy who like basically keeps kidnapping Uber drivers for the $750 award from ICE, which is like, because I remember like last year, a year and a half ago, there was this. rumor that you can get $750. And this chick, like, made this video with her husband. She's like, their husband's like, I just saw it on the news. There's this guy. It's like, it was on Fox News.

And they're like, he's like, he has kidnapped seven guys and it has it in his bedroom. And he's just like, there's like, they're head hunting these people. Dude, I get that sketch. I'm like legitimately right now getting five death threats a day from. What do they say? Like, if I catch you out in the street, you're fucking dead. You fucking snitch.

What are you right back? If not if I catch you first. and arrest you. I'm not trying to amp up the hatred, so I kind of just let him go. But, dude, I got, like, DMs, like, the comments. Or, like, half the comments are really, like, if I catch you outside, like, I'm, you're fucking dead, man.

You have the most insane, like, combination of things because you have, like, half the people that just, like, hate Jews from those videos, half the people that want to kill you. Yeah. Yeah, you have a... Yeah, my, like, then diagram is, like, that, that, and then, like, the overlap, the slight overlap is, like, people who will buy tickets to my shows.

people who like me amazing I made this heated rival people who like me a Jewish comedian do you know what's crazy I made this heated rivalry sketch about this guy from North Bay who's like hates heated basically it's all gay shit and I wore my Gretzky jersey in it

and like obviously like a lot of people didn't realize it was fake but I wore my like Canada Cup Gretzky jersey I had no idea people fucking hate Wayne in Canada right now what they hate him because he's friends with Trump. I knew that a little bit. But like the extent. No, I did not know that. I did not realize the extent until I'm reading the comments and everybody's like, yeah, of course, fucking guy in a fucking Gretzky jersey. Grisky jersey tells me all I need to know. Like,

dude, Gretcke jersey tells me all I need to know. Yeah, you're like, I'm just satirizing like a North Bay, Ontario. That wasn't even a, that was just a jersey you had. Yeah, yeah. That's just like, I have two hockey jerseys or Gretzky jersey and this Maple Leafs jersey. This is the only ones I have. So I just like, more than both. And people are like hate Gretzky in Canada. I remember that But what you just said is correct I knew that yeah It was a little thing

And people don't actually care And move on you know They like hate there's like They hate it Like obviously not everybody But like there is like a large portion Of the Canadian population Like over 20%

Maybe even higher What percentage of hockey fans do you think Probably still even Depends what they're like Political leanings are Right like they're probably just like Fucking Mary Lemieux Was actually the goat

Fuck that guy Interesting Well, yeah, you've... Because all the Canada stuff with the 51st state and everybody's like, yo, Gretzky, like, you're boys with Trump.

Go say something about this. Tell them knocking off. Yeah, yeah. Well, AI, period, is putting people on the insane aside. I saw you know KFC. Yeah. He just posted,

he did a video about how there was this big Russian snowstorm and they had this big photo of like this crazy... He had a guy jumping out of his fucking... Did like 8 million views and then it was fake and he had to... Oh, that ended up being fake?

You got got... Well, I saw it. I saw it. You got God! I saw it. I saw it. I saw it and I was like, the catcher becomes the cot.

Oh, dude, I mean, I'm not, uh, there was one other thing. Yeah, but that's how you put people in an insane asylum. Yeah. Is you are constantly telling them their world's not real. Like if someone has mental problems and you're just,

everyone says the number one thing you don't do is tell them like everything you think is a lie is a lie is a lie. Is a lot. Because their brain can't like handle that, right? Yeah. Everyone all the time is being told everything you know to be true was actually just fucking you're being fucked with.

You go, and I made this in 45 seconds. Like, it wasn't even like some grand, like, you know, it wasn't like, you know, the conspiracy where it's like 50 guys in a sound stage. Yeah. Like, like the moon landing style where it's like you got Stanley Kubrick and all this shit. It's like, no, no, it's like some kid.

Yes. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't, that video I saw once. I didn't see the KFC thing, but I just saw it. Oh, that's crazy. They had a big snowstorm. Yeah, yes, move on. Chachka.

Maybe go tell someone else. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe go tell someone else. I mean, I will. say I've never heard of like 60 feet of snow falling ate it up hook line and sinker

I did I remember I actually did Nom nom nom nom I did see that video go Snowfall as high as an apartment building huh but I guess the smart thing is they go they do it in Russia and you go I'm you know I guess it's in Russia I guess that's a possible thing This is me scrolling Crazy dudes have lizard heads now

Oh that's a while there's a baby with three heads fuck, it's crazy. Yeah, that's scrolling. Yeah. I guess I don't know. And then you go, and then you think it, you tell someone, then someone goes, it's fake, and you go, and your brain goes, and then you end up in a padded wall streaming. Basically.

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speed and coverage varies. See mintmobile.com. There's a TikTokers have figured out how to fight back against ice ice ice. Oh, okay. The army of lemons, the lemon army. What they should do is they should dress like ice agent. So then it's like, who's who. It's a real like the spider band meme. That's not a bad idea. it's a crime oh it is you can't impersonate a federal agent oh what about for a sketch um we'll give it a pass i mean you are right i wanted to make everyone did a if they did a thing if you were trying to do the ultimate protest like you know the protest where you get everyone out where you have like you know yeah 200 000 people no king style uh-huh or maybe more i don't know how many people came out to that as you ask and you did the whole thing was everyone wears an ice agent and then you

show up to the ice thing and just every single person's wearing an ice agent and then no one knows. That would show a lot of chaos. That would. It's not my worst idea ever besides the crime of impersonating a federal agent. Okay, but, okay, so remove the crime one. That is a pretty good protest period where you do a counter protest where you wear their things. Like, for example, if there was like, I mean, they do that. Those are like the fucking agit, they always call them the agitator.

Yeah, but I think you need. I mean, like the federal government does do. that. But you've never had 500,000 people at the same time. No, no, no, no, no. No. Show up. Like, that is, I guess I see what you're saying, where this is, that is called a technique that countries use. Yeah. But I'm saying on

a micro level, or a, you know, if you were trying to protest something, show up wearing their thing and subvert it. That's never been done grassroots on a mass level. Yeah, yeah. And that would be good. But they, that's not their idea. They say, TikTokers, users on dating apps like Grindr, Tinder,

to expose Doc's ice agents get those dick picks. So they decided they're going to know gay ice agents, not dog. Well, they're also on Tinder. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, not a single. It won't work because none of us are gay.

Nice try. All straight. Nice try, yeah. Double straight over here. You think there's any gay ice agents? Like puke if you send me yours. There has to be some gay ice agents. Yeah, of course.

That must be. Do you think they just keep it secret from their like gay community? community or are they like fucking kind of like gay going at church super republicans i thought you were saying keep it secret from the ice agents i don't think the ice agents would give a shit but can it depends where they live i mean there's probably people who are ice agents who are like what do you do again for work and you're like i just i work uh classified by work of federal government yeah but it depends on where you live yeah there's a lot of places that they're probably just like sick well so i've

just the same way that like being an abortion doctor might not be popular but the thing is so i've looked at the ice like recruiting website and a lot yeah yeah yeah A lot, comedies, those tickets aren't selling, huh? Really? No, just out of curiosity. And a lot of it is like, you got to go move to New York. Like, they want you to like relocate. And that's why they're willing to pay the big bucks.

Yeah. And they're like, because a lot of it, because probably you're like, yeah, I'd like to be an ice agent in an El Paso. And you're like, we got in line. Yeah, get in line. We're good. But if you want to go fucking move up to New York City, we can get you in tomorrow. Right. Yeah.

It's like being an Asian firefighter in the middle of nowhere where they're need diversity. Right. And you go, yeah, so. So that, yeah, the books are full in San Antonio. Yeah, exactly. Like, like, there were probably people who see those, those ads down there. And they go, oh, fuck, yeah, be ice age with the boys. And we're like, yeah, there's a huge, yeah, you're on a hundred thousand people waiting on. Yeah, there's a massive way. Right. So if you live in Los Angeles or New York or Chicago or Boston. Los Angeles, maybe less, just because it's super liberal, but like, yeah, those Texas plays. No, no, no, no, I'm saying the opposite. I'm saying Los Angeles, New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

places like that, the question is, is there gay guys that are like at the gay bar, being gay, and then they have to... Like they got the leather daddy outfits on, like the whole just being super gay and then the next day they got their ice age. Well, probably ones that are like outward facing.

Yeah. Like if you're a gay commentator and then I'm doing this thing, maybe. Maybe. You know, you have a... You're not making money, but you have a 5,000 person TikTok channel where you're like a Republican gay, maybe.

Yeah, maybe. But I can't imagine like, a crazy amount. No. But then... There are a lot of Hispanic ice agents. You see that a lot. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you go... Kind of closing the door behind them. I mean, I was just in Texas. Like, if you're there, you know, the cowboys are... It's not just white people that are cowboys.

No. Tons of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not... There's a lot of Mexican cowboys. I mean, it used to be Mexico. Yeah. Yeah.

You expect to be... But a lot of those guys are like, these colors don't run. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. There's plenty of... like classic conservative Mexicans over there. Oh yeah, everything. So I mean a lot of the plans seem to just be kind of illegal that we've been coming up with and also that they've been coming

up with. Yeah. It's hard to come up with legal schemes. Yeah, because their whole scheme is essentially they're like, we're going to get all these dick picks and then put them online and you know, then show the dicks of the ice agents and you go, so you're talking about the website is anyone up dot com, 100 more? Sure. Yeah, he did seven years in prison. Yeah, yeah, I believe. believe that's called revenge porn and that's a crime that you all agree with should be a crime. Right. So it's hard to come up with legal schemes. But I think it's the same thing. You get carried away these people, you know? Yeah, by any means necessary. Same as storming into the Capitol. You're like, woo. That's,

that's what's going on here. They're just like, let's get their fucking dick pics and we'll show them to ever. And now you're doing nine years in prison. A group of women to chase dick pics. Also, is it also, could we back up a little bit and say, when you're online asking guys for dick pics, is this the activism you signed up? Yeah, it is. I know you do that as activists. They're just like, we're like, you know,

a Soviet honeypot where they're like anything for the fucking, honey, I'm doing activism. I'm doing this for the country. I guess that's what, what's his name does? The right wing guy. James O'Keefe. He's not actually getting the dickpicks, but he might be getting someone before. Yeah.

If he's meeting these guys on Grindr. I saw a recent one where the chick was, she trapped J.D. Vance is like member of his Secret Service. Honeypot? Yeah. And it's a, they got chicks. I think they must have like hot chicks now.

And what did they get them doing? Admitting like literally giving away, like when J.D. Vance's plane was leaving and stuff. Oh, God. Crazy security risk, like to know where J.D. Vance is specifically what time is plane is. You know, I like to think that that wouldn't be me, but I also say no harm, no foul. Like, yeah.

Not there is harm and there is foul. I mean, what did you look like? If you get got like that where you work for there, you have a couple beers, you're with some chick. you've hung out a few times. I mean, guys saying he like hates ice. You're kind of bragging, right?

Of course. It's like probably, you know, you'd be a secret service agent. Like part of it is like, yeah, this is how me get some snizz for sure. Yeah. There's like some,

you could also lie, though. You could lie, but. See, if you want to brag and you're like a high up secret service and you have some information, just lie. Yeah, but chicks probably also like an element to go, yeah, it's like classified them in the secretes.

Yeah, and then lie. Yeah, exactly. I can't tell you word J.D. Vance is right now. Yeah, but you could lie. Yeah, you lie, for sure. But anyways, that guy's probably a deep shit. Fuck. Oh, yeah.

And he was like, I voted for Biden. I hate Trump. I don't know if he said I hate Trump, but he was like, I hate ICE. Voted for Biden. Hate this shit going on. Who is the Honey Potter? Who's she working for? She works for James O'Keefe.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. He basically is on from the gay stuff. And he goes, trying to get more high value assets. So he brought in some tens. Yeah, I got in some tens. So they're trying to do a micro version of this where they're crowdfunding it and they have a bunch of women

and by the way, also if you have a chick that you're dating that's getting into activism, like you're dating some girl, she hates Trump, the whole thing, and then she was like we're taking him down and you go, what are you doing? It's like, I just fucking got 20 dickmicking guys, you go, this is

well, the polychule, the polycule will love it. If you are Yeah, if you're in one of those things, which is probably more of what is like. You're just all at your different stations demand. I got another one. Everybody runs over. Yeah. Every runs over. Let me see, let me see.

You put it on the wall? I mean, probably ICE has to go, like, send out a memo being like, hey, don't send dick pics. They're on to us. That is so funny. The dick pit counter. It's like Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, yeah. What a day, folks.

That is also, I guess almost like cliche where you're just like, you go, you sign up to be a, like, like. a Brooklyn activist and before you know you're just out of computer getting looking at dicks. Yeah. All right. You know, all right. That's, I'm part of a group of about 20 or so women.

We have a private Facebook group around 100, so it's a thousand people in their private Facebook group. Some of us go on dates. Others help on the back end with background checks finding info. In one viral post, TikToker, by the way, this is an article by the

okay this is by the post but a few other people have covered it can you imagine the uproar not to state the obvious but if a group of a thousand men were like we're getting a bunch of girls tits that you know support the opposite candidate and release and doxing them

it'll be the number one story in America I'd be here sure if I'd be on the line titigate I'd be on that website just hit and refresh all day angrily yeah angry I can't believe they did this this is a A crime. Just fucking refresh, refresh, refresh.

This is awful. Oh, those are awful. Oh. Waiting for a good set. TikToker, Healthy Policy Princess, asked her fellow Carolinians on Tinder, Bumble, Grindr, other dating apps to screenshot and share any profiles

of suspected ICE agents for a folder. She was making of every agent in the state which she planned to make public. Get those dickpicks and selfie. share them widely, she urged. So, and like, does this... Suspected, it's literally just dudes holding the fucking trout being like... Dude, you imagine everyone.

Must be an ice agent. You're on the fucking ice agent dickmig site, just lean back and like, you know, half chub, you didn't even go high on it. You didn't go. You couldn't get it full. Yeah, you go, this isn't reducing deportation. You suspect... Yeah, you go, you think deportations is...

I'm not in ice. Yeah, I'm not in ice. And even if I was, they're not like, I get... I guess we'll stop deporting people because my dick's on the internet. I mean, you could say possibly if there actually was a big leak of ICE agents getting their dick picks, some guys might be like, yeah, maybe ICE is getting a little hot right now. I don't want to join me.

Yeah, I mean, there is a reason that they cover their faces. Like, you couldn't live your life normally if it's out that you were an ice agent in a lot of places. Probably almost anywhere, to be honest. That would be pretty tough to like, if you lived anywhere liberal and like, You live in an apartment building, New York City. Your neighbors find out you fucking work for ice. You're not going to be happy. You're moving out.

Like, they're going to make your life fucking miserable. Yeah. You can't go eat at restaurants. She's like, I wouldn't, I'd be the most paranoid person on Earth. I'd be paranoid as well. Ah, it would be insane. Not even past, like, just making your life miserable. I'd be like, someone is going to kill me.

Like, someone is going to just, like, fucking run up on me and, like, kill me. Yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't be able to live. And now your dick picks are on the internet on top of it. And you weren't even an ice? Yeah, I'm not an ice. I mean, that's crazy.

The suspected, kind of folder your dick picks. That's, this. Do you think any guys are doing fucking I Stolen Valor on apps right now? I'm an ice. No, just to get some fucking tang. No, I think the opposite. DHS agent secretary, Trisha McLaughlin, blasted the docks and campaign, promised anyone would be prosecuted.

Yeah, this is a felony. She says, Yeah, pretty straightforward felony, so I guess keep going. They've convinced women crimes are TikTok trends. New TikTok trend, robbing a fucking convenience store. Kind of, yeah, they're TikTok trend. You get, collect dickpicks and then release them on the internet. Now, I wonder, because I was just thinking this would be hilarious just for the comments

you would get if I made a fake Tinder profile in New York City and just like me as an ice agent. but like i wonder like tinder tinder cake kick you off probably get mass reporter just make a person that just like a fake just like a guy just like a guy goes love what i do and see keeping this country safe just like bushwick this is what you get in responses would be you get so many matches for chicks just like fucking heads exploding god damn that would be funny might have to do that have you heard the new term they have it's uh you said awful So after Renegu'd killing, derisive term for white women spreads to the far right. And the term is awful, which stands for affluent white female urban liberal.

They're really trying to get like a term for the liberal white chick. Really? It's a good, it's a good acronym. It doesn't like roll, like calling them awful. Not good. I feel like, Broomery. I'll tell you what she really is. It's fucking awful.

She's a fucking awful. That doesn't have a ring to it if you ask me. You need to start your acronyms with consonants. Yeah. I'd be calling more like the other awful, like, O-F. What? It's like pet organ meat. It's because of what they look like.

These women. Yeah, I mean, I could, here's the test, right? If your buddy was banging like one of those chicks, like, you know, activist chick, would you be like, buddy went home with an awful last night? No, no. Right? That doesn't have a ring to it. No. This is boomer Republican moms.

Yeah. You know what the problem? Yeah. they got to start with the good word and then find reverse engineer the acronym versus the other way around yeah this isn't working and you got to you got to find when the clicks i'd say you're back to the pen and the pad yeah you didn't put enough time in no no no and by way this is you're competing with these people are out here with binders full of dick pics binders full of dickens was that guy who said that was it mike penns no i wasn't mike pence it was the mitt romney mit romney

binders full of women yeah yeah these women have binders full of dick picks and you're out here awful the, you know, you're trying to compete with the first term that came to mind. Not even close. You're losing. You're losing if that's all you got. These fucking offals. No. I was kind of ring to it.

And to talk more about my theory of, which is not a hot take, it's something we've been saying for a million years, just the, the dead split down the middle that is, you know, more hyped up. It is interesting. the extent to, I've even kind of said when I was in Texas, right? So much of it is where you live, like your politics, obviously.

But when you're in Texas and you're kind of like, oh, I want to put something on my house and the guy's like, you know, the government's getting involved and you're like, don't tread on me. And then you're in New York and you see a guy in the subway with a shoe on his head

and like trying to kill you and you're like, all right, the government can tread on him a little bit of that. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if there was a bit of tread on that guy, right? I saw last week in like one, day I got on one subway and there's this like woman. She was like smoking a cigarette like just on the train. And then I got on train later that day. This is a first for sure because I've seen a woman

smoking a cigarette. This is at one in the morning. There was this woman with she had two kids. Crank and a dart on the subway. Yeah. Oh, that I've seen before like some crazy homeless person. There was this woman with two kids and then she starts and this is one in the morning. She starts changing her kids diaper. Like as close like literally as close to Johnny is. from me. I'm like sitting and it was like pretty busy train. She just starts literally fucking pops her kids pants. I'm just like what is going?

You can't wait like 20 minutes. Like I don't have kids. Maybe like a diaper is like an emergency thing. I don't know. But like she just starts literally full changing a kid's fucking stinky diaper. You think that was a pedophile honey pot? No. I was dude.

I was just like oh my god. And then I got on the next train and wreaked a piss. I'm just like, what a city. the pits Yeah so a little tread right It's a little much But then you go the other way And you know so much of

I even I have some friends That kind of grew up in like places like San Jose And stuff like that And kind of were just like You know this shit's insane And then now they live in Texas And kind of mostly

What they complain about is Texas shit Yeah You know what I mean Because that's what you're around And you're just like You know The other is far away I'll tell you one thing

so they have no regulation on zoning for example in Dallas right okay all of the and I don't know exactly they might have some regulation on Roan but apparently they don't have like zoning laws or something I'm probably getting it wrong but regardless of what it is they have less and the roads all feel like they were designed by a cowboy like every road is on top of each other it feels like oh yeah there's tons of people there but yeah there's like yeah you have the like have you ever heard of the alley do you remember the Ali G sketch where he says you should pay for they should have bills with the exact amount of money where it's like, you know, $9.37 bill. And he goes, well, the reason that it wouldn't work is what if you had a $9.37 bill and your thing comes to $8.45?

He goes, pay for it with your $8.45 bill, right? But it feels a little bit like that where they have all these roads and they're just like, what if a guy wants to go over there? Put a fucking other road over there. And you're like, what about there? Another road. And you go, okay, what about people make a wrong turn? U turns everywhere.

Right. And then you go. And so because of that, every road in fucking San Antonio, Houston, Dallas is there's nine lanes and every four seconds you have to make a split decision of which of these eight lanes to go and if you miss it you have to do winding

in for nine more you're going around you have to, it looks like a theme park these roads I don't know that's a lot of people out there yeah make everybody happy I guess yeah I don't know it's uh... I want to quickly mention that I'm going to be the CEO of Ryanair I saw that that's fucking big thank you I don't know what's going to

You didn't message me. Congratulations. I don't know what it's going to mean for the future of the podcast. I can do both. Don't forget, I've access to an airline now. Right. Like if I'm somewhere... But it's like the shittiest airline. Although I will say, do you know where their headquarters?

Not for the CEO. You know where their headquarters are? Where? Your homeland. Ireland. Ireland. Oh, headquarters of Ryan Air and Ireland. Yeah.

Okay. So you can go back and forth, obviously. Yeah. Elon's liking it. Elon must started saying that he wants to buy Ryan Air and put a Ryan in charge. And a part of it was, I think he got it. got, I now know it's because he got in a fight with them of silver something or other. Something about Wi-Fi or, I don't know exactly what it was. I think it was because they're

like, we don't want Wi-Fi on our planes or something. What? Well, because the cheap one, right? Right-N-R is like literally a flight is 10 pounds. Like, I don't, it doesn't even, I don't even understand how it works? Crapy Air Lines. Like, either we're getting fucked here. Like, we're getting super fucked or like, because you're just like, how could a flight be 10 pounds and then still make money? Like, there is something. But basically he's like, yeah, all their flights are like an hour and I saw an interview with him. People are less fat over there. Did you see that recently?

They said because of OZemic drugs, flights are less. Oh, flights are cheaper? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they had an okay point where they're just like, most of the people taking flights have some cash. Like you're not flying all over the place all the time if you're broke. Yeah.

So majority of people on flights have some cash. And people that are fat that have some cash are taking OZMPIC. Right. And the weight loss is less drag. Less drag. And they've actually changed some of the prices. due to less fat people. That's some more money in our pockets, I guess.

It's just funny to say that when you see a fat person, you're like, you literally cost me five bucks. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm subsidizing you right now. Yeah. Fuel costs. You are, though. It's true.

When you see a guy on a flight and he's like 300 pounds, you just like, I just gave you a dollar. Like you're a panhandler. Yeah, you should be allowed to just be like when they walk by. You're welcome. Yeah, thank you. Welcome fucking socialism, I guess. But the, yeah, the CEO of Ryanair did the current

CEO, not named Ryan, did a, like some press conference today and basically been like, yeah, Elon Musk called me a retarded twat. This is the CEO. He goes, he called me a retarded twat, which, yeah, I got four kids. They called me that all the time. And, but basically he's like, yeah, he wants us to put Starlink on our thing. And he's like, it costs like $300 million a year. That's what the fight was about.

Because, like, I guess, which is crazy, like these tiny things can add up so much. But he's like, you have to put two Starlink terminal. on the outside of the plane. And he's like the extra drag that that creates will literally our fuel bills will go up like $250 million a year. Okay. And so he's like, and most, he's like maybe five or 10 percent of people would ever pay for the Wi-Fi on Ryanair because it's like the cheapest airline.

Cheap, cheap customers. Yeah, cheap customers. He's like, nobody's going to pay for it. So anyways. But he's like, also he's like, thank you Elon Musk because our bookings are up. Oh, really? Yeah, he's like a few percent bookings are up. Well, they're going to be up even more.

So I posted a photo of me with the pilot outfit in front of a plane, Ryanair, saying that, you know, I mean, I'm listening to the proposal. And then kind of started going viral. And then Elon Musk was, he posted it and he commented, agreed. Yep. I don't know if that's a formal job offer or not. That sounds like a job offer. I think you could sue him if he doesn't give you the job. Yeah, he does have to buy it first, though.

Only dude pilots. We're going to start right there. Yeah, what else we got? Hot, hot. That was my only one. Hot strewudis is? Hot Yes, none of this

Yeah, hot stewardess None of this mean gays No yeah yeah No mean gays, no gays at all Well, lipstick lesbians are fine Some of the mean gays aren't actually mean There was a gay the other day On the plane

And I actually, he killed me with kindness And I actually felt embarrassed Oh really Well, okay He was just good at his job, I guess No, he walked by And I'm with him, no, it's not, it didn't start like that,

I'm nice to people He walked by And you know how they just kept scurrying by and bumping everyone. You know that? Like, where they come by and they just keep hitting everyone. Yeah, well, that's normally the heavyset ladies with their big ass. Right. Well, this guy was doing that and he just kept, he

bumped me like five times, right? And then he was like, there was like a baby crying or something like that and he like ran pretty fast and elbowed me into the face and I was just like and then just kept going.

Like elbowed me in the face. And I was there and I was just like pretty crazy that guy did and I was talking the person next to me I'm like pretty wild to not apologize for that and then so and I'm kind of grumbling a little bit I just got elbowed in the face like pretty fast and then he came by and he heard me grumbling and then after he was doing whatever he was doing he came by and he was like hey I just I'm really really sorry that was like my bad like honestly there was just like an emergency and I just I wasn't really thinking and I honestly I'm like so sorry I did not mean to do that and I really really

apologize. No, just like, alright, not that. I guess, yeah, maybe I overreacted a little. Well,

something was about to be the CEO of an airline. That's smart move. No, he, he apologized in a way that made me feel, because I kind of said it

loudly so he would hear it, like crazy to not apologize. Uh-huh. Something like that. But, uh, at least you got your apology? No,

it was the opposite. I was, I actually would have rather him been a dick because I kind of was mean. Like, after that, I mean,

I don't want to get elbow in the head. Yes, I agree to, he should. shouldn't have done it. It's crazy he didn't realize he just came back and he was so nice to me and made me feel like a dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is crazy that he didn't realize he elbowed you. Oh.

Yeah, that's why I was mad. He realized? How do you not realize you elbow someone in the head? I mean, I would just be like apologies, you don't accept it. You elbow me in the fucking head. It's like I had to make a stink to get you my ball. I poured it on a little thick like a soccer player. He elbow me a yes. I took a bit of a dive. I go

you're like in the fucking aisle. Oh! Ah! I'm suing. Ryan gets off the fucking plane like wheelchair, full neck brace. He elbowed in the head.

You'll be hearing from my lawyer. I said loudly pretty crazy to not apologize for that. Sorted to the person next to me, but I was really talking to everyone. You grab the intercom. You're just like, fucking guy elbows me in the head.

Just full. Everyone in the plane was rolling down the bed. And I was Yeah I'd be pissed You know what I mean You ever been in a situation With a woman

Where you're in the right And then you go too far And then it feels Now you're in trouble Now she's mad at you For your reaction And you're like Like it's like I fucked up

Like I had a case to be Very Like I don't even know What the right word was I was the victim here You were the victim And then yeah

I kind of turned on He was so nice And he wasn't pouring it on He was a nice guy. Yeah. It's like a comedian heckler interaction where like the comedians too mean and then

the whole crowd turns on the comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basically. Should have done to see if you were. This guy can't get any pussy ever, man. He's like, yeah, my wife just left me. My wife died and miss her every day.

Fucking probably dig her up and fuck her. I do actually go to her grave every day and cry. cry and deliver flowers cheap flowers you're poor it's been very tough on the kids

yeah no we are having trouble we are struggling financially oh they're really tough on the kids probably get a DNA test on those bad boys because your wife has been like a clock she gets around yeah we know one of the kids she actually had with my brother

and it was one of the biggest problems but through the Lord we got through that. All right, guys. Bring your host back up. Yeah. So, yeah, it's going to be nice, nice stewardesses. No grumpiness. No grumpy stewardesses.

No elbowing customers in the head. Dude pilots, no fats. And you're not subsidizing the fat. The minute you get on the plane, oh, scales. You step on a scale. It's carnival-style barker at the front of, every plan and he's got to have the voice too that's part of the job just like if you if you want to

be an auctioneer you got to have the hey buddy buddy buddy but to bring the carnival thing in which would be fun actually because you know the airport's not the finest place if he guesses you if he has to guess your weight and like if he's way off like you get some sort of discount on the flight I'll consider it but what I'm thinking is not that because we're not going to be giving free tickets for people that we're fat what you just get a good weight guesser and that's not a problem you get them straight from the carnival. We might do weight guessing Fridays. Yeah.

So I'm not saying it's a never. That might be like a promotion. There's not going to be some generally you get your weight guessing and you get a prize. But what we will have is if you're over 250 where now that's going to cost more in fuel, it triggers a do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Well, you walk to the thing. So it triggers a boom, bo do do do do do do. And then you have to walk over it with that music. weight drag like uniform

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Tell them the Boyscast sent you. We're coming up with some good ideas here. And this is starting in Davos right now, World Economic Forum. Danny obviously performed there one year. People seen the video. But the divide between, you know, America versus, you know, Canada, Europe and all this stuff.

The midpowers. The mid powers, which the midpowers are doing funny moves a little bit where they're just like... Carney had a good speech, actually. No, but just to quickly, they said that Europe was like, we're sending troops to Greenland. They sent three? Three? Yeah.

What was it? Greenland sent one... UK sent one soldier, Finland sent two, Norway sent two, but they kind of announced for sending people. But then they were like, oh, it's just for recon or whatever. But like, hilarious. Yeah, they get there? Yeah, still here. Still here.

Can we go down? This sucks. Freezing. UK sent one military officer. The Netherlands is matching that number. Oh, Trump's trembling. Finland and Sweden sent in two apiece. This does seem like, uh,

You didn't want to make an announcement about that. No, no. Another dog sled. Six guys get sent total, right? Yeah. But sorry, what were you saying? You like Kearney speech. Do you see it at all?

Yeah. You see it at all? Yeah. It was pretty good. It definitely, you're like, this is better than Trudeau, who. If Trudeau gave that speech, you're like, you don't even know what you're saying right now. Right.

Like, someone wrote this for you. You have no clue. But Carney is really smart. But he very much was, was, which I think is a good. as long as he actually follows through on this because there is certainly a potential where he says all the shit and then does nothing right explain what he said he was essentially just like the world order as we know it is over he's like it's done he's like people can pretend like you know you want the way there's like you can accept the world for how it is or how you want it to be but like we're

accepting the world for like how it is essentially and you know all these middle powers need to make deals and you know like essentially essentially that but he's trying to be like yeah this is the world of the past is over. Like there was this notion of you know, the rules-based international order and he's like... Which was kind of a fake truce. Yeah, he's basically, that was fake the whole time

because the fact was is that like the strong can do whatever the fuck they want and we just have to tolerate it and we all kind of knew it and went along with it, but it was kind of bullshit. Paraphrasing him, he didn't swear that much. But it was a good speech, but I guess we'll see what it does.

Yeah, so that is better than wallowing in activism, just being like, hey, this is what we're going to do. We're making the moves and continues. Yeah, like 10 billion more for climate change initiatives. Like he very much is like, yeah, yeah, we're not, not that gay shit anymore. We're not doing any of that stuff. We don't, yeah, we can't have time. The question is, is it too little too late. I think it would be very bad. Steve Bannon has been going on this whole thing, which, you know, Steve Bannon probably has Trump's ear, you would think at least at this point. But essentially, because, you know, Canada made this trade deal with China, which is literally interfered in Canadian

elections as recently as five years ago or less. But they made this deal with China. And then Steve Vanden's like, you know, if they get Greenland, Canada is literally surrounded by the United States, what like south, southwest and east, not obviously the north. But like, he's like, yeah, if they're making deals with China, like, we're going to treat them like Ukraine. Essentially, we're like China's on our border now. And if NATO somehow like gets dissolved, which possibly.

Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And Canada's just like a sit and die. They're just like, you can. be making deals with our enemies on the border. From Canada standpoint, you're like, well, what are we supposed to do?

Like, and there is some element, like, the 4D chess. And I don't know if this is their plan all along where they're like, yeah, we're going to force them into a force them to go make trade deals with China as for the pretext. So we can get mad at them. Further pretext to be like, yeah, now we're like under attack from Canada via China. And then like, you know, it gives them more kind of pretext to do some shit. So not good. They need to clean up their other stuff too. They need to fucking respect Wayne Gretzky in that country is what they need to do.

We need to fucking turn shit around. There needs to be memorials to Wayne Gretzky all over the goddamn country until people fall in line. Yeah, because there's some wacky stuff that's been going on in there. Yeah. I have a video. This is the land acknowledgement. I'll play it because I got my office computer here. Yeah, Toronto City.

I put them all on my computer and forgot my new computer thing. Oh, you saw it? The land acknowledgement? The Toronto City Council? Yeah. The tax one? Or the real one? Budget committee.

Oh, okay. I still don't know which one this is. I saw two different ones. Okay. Let's start the meeting in a good way by acknowledging first that the land we are meeting on is the traditional territory of many nations, including the Mississauga's of the credit, the Anishinaabe, the Chippewa, the Haudenoshone, the. and the Wendat peoples, and is now home to many diverse First Nations, Inuit and Méti peoples.

We also acknowledge that Toronto was covered by Treaty 13 with the Mississaugas of the credit. I'm also going to make our African ancestral acknowledgement, and that is that the City of Toronto acknowledges all treaty peoples, including those who came here as settlers as migrants, either in this generation or in generations past. and those of us who came here involuntarily, particularly those brought to these lands as a result of the transatlantic slave trade and slavery.

We pay tribute to those ancestors of African origin and descent. Anyways, we're raising your property taxes. Anyways, we're doing tampons in the men's back. This is the one I thought you might be referencing. This one was pretty funny. Isn't that? So they every once every time, yeah. That's, I mean, again.

minute before every meeting? Every meeting. Yeah. We're paying for it. And Wayne Gretzky's bad? And Wayne Gretzky's bad. This was great. This was a guy who went to like some Toronto City Hall like where, you know,

people get to talk or whatever to this guy. This was fucking. We'll put it on the screen. You can just play it on there and I'll listen. Okay. This guy was legitimately a celebrity with the boys. By acknowledging the people who fund this municipal enterprise, the Toronto taxpayer.

Let's reflect and remember that every word spoke in this chamber, every light bulb and every salary paid, including those of city councillors, is funded almost entirely by the hard work and earnings of taxpayers and property owners. Shout out to taxpayers. The city's $18.9 billion budget comes directly from them. We acknowledge that while taxpayers and property owners have endured an almost 20% increase in the last three years, only a small and insulated group decides how much of their income is expropriated to sustain a burgeoning municipal bureaucracy that continues to.

to grow regardless of outcomes and results. We pay respect to those taxpayers because without them, this institution could not indulge in ideological excesses like renaming streets and public The other way. Yeah, he's doing his taxpayer. He's basically doing a taxing. He's like, your stupid land acknowledgments, let's acknowledge. Let's acknowledge that's the taxpayer who funds this nonsense.

That guy probably got back to the fucking burbs with his boys. He goes, you're a legend. And they keep going to like the counselors and they're just like, what the fuck? like what is this? Taxpayer landing knowledge was pretty funny. Yeah, taxpayer landing was solid. I saw that today. Yeah, it was funny.

Yeah, it was funny. Yeah, he definitely went back to it. A legend. Wolf of Wall Street style came back. Yeah, yeah. Fireworks going off. They're like, I can't believe you did that, man. Yeah, such balls.

Canadian woman tells cities she can't mow her grass because it's violence and violates her religion. Okay. Oh, this is Burlington, too, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. my hometown. Do it. And that is the equivalent

to being like, I don't wipe for religion. Yeah. Yeah, she goes, this is my religion. She goes all like bunny rabbits. Yeah, so it just has this like insane garden

and they're, you know, they don't know what to do about it. Police arrest, Canadian police arrest. There was a robbery. Four people were charged. Patel, Patel, Patel,

Patel and Patel. Five. Sounds like a law firm. Five individuals located at the scene were placed on arrest. It's just a couple brothers fucking doing some crime? I don't think they were all brother.

No, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then just a little funny thing is that... That's the top cast. It is fun. I was thinking about that when I read that where I go, because that's like the top cast and then it is funny because like Indians, you know,

complain about like, obviously like the, you know, the racism towards them or whatever. Because, like, you guys love a cast system. You just happen to be the lowest cast when you come. It's bizarre a world. Yeah, it is kind of bizarre. They're like, well, no, we're the top of the cast. That must be inferior.

Yeah, but people are just like, oh, yeah, yeah, thinking somehow low, and you're just like, we're the top dog. Yeah, there, but they're like, don't complain about the caste system here. You're like, you guys love a caste system. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. We were wrong. In hindsight, we were wrong.

We shouldn't have done that. But they're not, that's not really what's happening. They're taking over cities. They're flourishing. Yeah, but I mean, in these instances with the Patels, you know. And then also. the Patel name. When they turned off the internet in Iran, there was like a ton of accounts that were promoting

different things that got shut down. Like there was all these random ones, like a pro-Scottish account, like pro-Scottish independence account that was like really big. They got shut down. It was interesting because of the thing where they go, you know, all these accounts were in India and Scotland are India and different places. But Iran had all these, you know, drumming up controversy accounts that all got shut down. Everybody's doing shit.

Did you see the Desi Banks thing? No, I actually did not. What is that? So Desi Banks, he's like a big comedian, has a nice. Netflix special. So this is from Grazo News. It's like,

I think, what's his face? Who were just talking about? Brazilian guy? I can't remember anybody's names anymore. The journalist.

Yeah, we have a show. Oh, Greenwald. Greenwald. Right, right. I think he writes for them. And so, Desi Banks has like an LLC in Atlanta

that was used to put Google ads out that they're like, and I don't know if they're taught. to the Mossad. This is like their editorializing, I guess. But there was one, essentially being like,

from Desi Banks's company. Maybe got hacked. But maybe, Desi Banks. That's what they do. They hack people's Facebooks. And that's like literally. Yeah, yeah. And maybe that's what it was.

But so because Desi Banks is right now, like, people are like turning on them on Twitter. All these people being like, yo, you like support. What's he said. He's like, I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. Well, then he probably got hacked. Yeah. Like I'm looking into this. But essentially all these like pro-Iran.

ads were getting posted from Desi Banks. I don't know if it's from his account, but it was from his Google AdSense or his AdWords account basically being like, are you an Iranian, do you have Iranian family? Like come join us to like take down the regime. And they were being served in like 20 different countries. But they were

originating from his account. So then Google shut his account down. So he can't run ads anymore. And he's trying to be like, yeah, I don't know what's going on. And all these people are like, you fucking Zionist shill. Just like, there's not enough money for you, blah, blah, blah, like turning on them. It's pretty crazy. By the way, us talking about the Iran thing, I've had a lot of, you know, because

Toronto's got a bunch of Iranian people, right? The Persians. I got, I've dated probably like three Iranian checks, like fairly. Yeah. It wasn't, no, it was more Indian was my type. Sometimes they match up. Obviously. Sometimes they match up on the color wheel.

I know. For sure. But it's not like, I think it's unfair to say the, the Middle East. chicks were my type because they were less, you know what I mean? Yeah. But I did, yes. There was probably three that broke the four month mark of like, you know, kind of. Okay.

So, and obviously tons of our friends were that. I got messages this long from multiple different people saying the opposite thing. Of what? Well, one of the things and very hyped up being like, you know, I'm trying to inform you of what's happening. One side is this regime is the worst in the world. You don't understand how bad they are. They need to be taken down anything that happens to take down. They're the worst. They're liars. Like every time you see something being like, it's actually more modern now. No, that's all propaganda. They're anyone, you know, they put people in jail for anything. It's a nightmare.

And then the other side, same thing, multiple of these. Just being like, hey, just so you know, like, this is Western propaganda and Mossad propaganda that Iran. They, well, they say, well, what if in America, like, protesters killed 300 cops? Like, what the fuck do you think would happen to those protesters? And, you know, that regime is bad, but this is all, you know, all of this stuff's bullshit. And it's just to get the guy out. and these protesters are all kind of Israel plants

Yeah, yeah, of course. We've all heard these arguments, but I'm saying like, hyped up, aggressive, complete opposite sides I was given both. And these were Persian people who were sending you that,

the Mossad one? Well, Persian, what do you mean by that? Well, because generally, like, people who are, you know, actual Iranians, I haven't heard any Iranians. Persian is how they, just the term they used to sound sexy. Oh, I guess, or whatever.

But like, Iranians. Persian is straight up. I say I'm Persian because it sounds sexist. And also because people are like, you're Arab and they go No, no, no, no, no, no. Sort of. We're Persian. Yeah, Persian has like a sexy connotation, like the way Brazilians do, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, Persians, like, ooh. Because any of the Iranian, you know, anything I know, like Canadian Americans, they're all the first one. Being like, this is a repressive regime. It's worse than you think. And then I've seen a lot of, like, pro-Palestine people who are like, yeah, yeah, this is all like massad propaganda.

Right, but there's some Iranian. people that are that. That's what I'm asking. Are they Iranian? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You know him. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. Okay. Don't want their name said. No, we don't need to get that smoke. Yeah, it's people you know. Okay. But like, anyways, yeah. It's just interesting to, you know, that like the complete opposite is, you know, just like anything else. Yeah. It's hard. It's hard to tell what's what. But you're right. It's the Palestine thing has a big play. Like the Venn diagram of people that are the Iranian, I know it's

Iranian, I say Iranian, is it, whatever. But like, you're in America now, that's what we say here. Yeah, I mean, exactly. It's Iran. The, the, um, the, the, the, the, the, the diagram of the people that were like, no, it's all propaganda, it's not that bad, and the vend diagram of people that are

pretty into supporting Palestine is a circle. Big, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's circle. Yeah, for sure. For sure. In Spain, they did a Stephen Hawking's festival. this. Love this. It's all funny. Yeah, just all fucking rolling. They see me roll. Someone's got to put that

song over this. They see me rolling. I'll put it. I'll just put it on. We'll just put it on the screen for a second so people could see. But they were caught, it was kind of doing like a stunt. Yeah. And they kind of said it was satire, but at the end of the day, they were raising money for ALS. And everyone dressed up like Stephen Hawking's and did a Stephen Hawking's wheel wheelchair. And then they went, so some people didn't love it. And he got a bit of pushbacked. Do they know that he went to Epstein Island? Kind of bad look. I don't think, I, no, this, no, they did not. They were not factoring that in. This was all, he's ALS, let's all dress up

as ALS, raise money or whatever. And it's in Spain, but like, it's funny doing like, I, you can imagine if me and you were trying to raise money for Parkinson's and we all dressed up like Michael J. Fox and back to the future and we're shaking. People would be like, What the fuck? Raising money for Down syndrome, we're all gonna... You're wearing a helmet. Yeah.

Yeah, come on. But hilarious. The imagery is wild. hilarious. Yeah, it is wild. And then quickly, I do want to get to these articles where we do the hardest part

of having large breasts in the... But the Australia anti-Semitism thing was one of the craziest things of all time. You know that one was this one? You don't know. There's so many going on. I'm sure I know it just... Australian woman.

Pocket dial. Oh, pocket dialed. Yeah, yeah, that one's fucking crazy. She pocket dialed somewhere. And they're trying to be like, she's like some kind of autistic or whatever thing. So they were trying to say like, she doesn't, she has something. And then they're like, yeah, she's just like pocket dialed this woman and heard gunshots. And then this woman took it as a Jewish woman took it as a death threat.

Yeah, the Jewish woman heard a thing. And it was just like in the background. She thought she heard gunshots went and reported to the police. So basically. Crazy that you went to report to the police. And then they're like, yeah, a crime definitely happened here. Yeah. How are the police not...

Like, this is getting past so many late, like checks and balances here. Yeah. It should be like, yeah, this is and goes, no, it wasn't. Get a real country, Australia. What are you doing? Get your shit and check. Same with...

Hey, man. They're doing it fucking... In Miami Beach, there was... There was this woman who, like, basically said that this... The mayor of Miami Beach is, like, you know, pro-genocide, basically, like, in a Facebook post, and then they just, like, showed up at her door.

Cops showed up at her door. Basically being, like, like, Canada-style. and like, what's this? And she's like, is this a crime? And they're like, no, no, no. They were very much like, it was very much like that Canada during COVID where they're like, no, no, no, no, not a crime. We just, we would hate if, you know, something bad were to happen from someone reading this.

And she's like, get the fuck out of here. Interesting. Well, I don't think Miami is the perfect example because Tate and Snego and all those guys were playing Hale Hitler in the club. Yeah. And I'm sure there was. They got banned from every restaurant in America. How do you get banned from every restaurant?

They're not all owned by the same person. Are they? Is that, I don't get it. I saw, I saw Snego Post that and he was just like, oh, the guy told him he's like banned from all these places, but you're just like, they're not all one restaurant. No, well, he was like your band from like Dave Gretman's, like, all his restaurants and I guess a few guys and they're all boys probably too. Yeah, and, you know, there are some guys who are like, yeah, I have like a restaurant empire

of all these, like, hot restaurants. You're like, obviously you can go to a fucking, you know, Denny's. You're not banned from Denny's. But you're banned. Yeah, I guess Miami, like, club scene is probably tight-knit. Yeah, and they're just like, oh, but again. But I'm just saying, okay, that's just like people. That's different.

This is the government. The government did. Yeah, like that actually. Australia, you pocket dial a guy and you're in crime. Yeah, you're in jail for anti-semitism. Yeah, the idea that they, but again, she provided the, you know, the here's the voicemail. And they listen to it. They go, that's a crime.

Yeah, yeah. You're right. Nobody talking. Like they listen to her voice, and they go, yeah, that's definitely a crime. Yeah, they just have the procedures set that they're like, we got to bring her in and do this. And you're just like, grow a brain. Crazy. Crazy.

I'm like, do you think this is helping? Rule followers. Do you think this is helping, though? It's really the question. You go, is it got it. Less anti-Semitism. Solved it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So Hoffington Post did this one where they women share the most annoying and irritating parts of having large breasts. but later after that they also tried

like this is you know how CBS and some of these places are like oh we want to be more less partisan I guess I don't know if an operative came down but they go we're also going to do one of the guys and why it's hard to have a big dick finally an article about us finally an article about the boys one for the boys one for the boys they both sound like humble brags

yeah women share the most annoying and irritating parts of having large breasts which all of it sounds like humble brags. I just have a few here. No matter what I wear, I always get your boobs are so huge. I'm currently 19 years old, triple D cups.

A-oh. No matter what I wore, it was, your boobs are so huge. Eventually, the phrase became redundant and I got tired of hearing it and wearing things that exposed my chest drawed too much attention to it. I had this one female coworker

who would always say my breasts are so big and how she wished she had mine. So it's like, basically everywhere I go, I have to hear a woo. Yeah, wow. Some of them is literally was like because they're like all the bad All the complaints and frustrations

There's a couple women are like Yeah bras are kind of expensive Bras are a little more expensive Yeah I think your bras are kind of pay for themselves Let's let's just do the accounting At me pal Let's do the accounting at the end of the year And just see if that's maybe

That was a net negative Positive or negative here Laying down It feels like you have a small elephant On your chest keeping you from breathing Having hard trouble breathing Again, I'd love to see the size of these women Because, you know, people, there's some of them

Where they're just like, I can't breathe or walk upstairs Because of my breasts, you're like, also the other 300 pounds of the body Yeah, exactly, you go, what's the waist to, like, your ratio? What's the ratio that we're working with here? Yeah, yeah, you go, oh, you know, I can't buy close to my breast And also the rest of my body. Yeah, like, are you a 40, 40, 40? It's a tough ratio.

Just like a fucking refrigerator at that point. They keep me from golfing. That one I've said fair. That's the only one I was like fair. But there's that fucking chick page, whatever her name is. She's got big ones she golf. Big influencer, he's got big melons.

Interesting. She figures it out. I think the golfers fuck with me because I always have golfers ad me. Yeah, yeah. She figures it out. I got to do a meeting with my cousin. Second cousin. Oh, he's the golfer?

Taylor Pendrith. Oh, right? Oh, I know Taylor Pendrith. Hey, he's on the PGA tour. But he's second cousin. Oh, that's good. Like, you know Pete who is in Walk Off of the Earth? Yeah, yeah.

That's like his cousin, I'm pretty sure. Oh, okay. Like that's my. Let's fucking get us tickets to a PGA. Yeah, my dad's mom's side. Yeah, he's a good golfer. Ken's got a lot of good golfers.

I've never met the guy. Ah, well, fucking you got an intro. Well, yeah. Maybe do some content. Golf content's a big man. A lot of money in the golf content. We're thinking. Dude, I live golfing.

But I'm just saying if there's golf in my extended jeans. Not in your jeans. And I also think the golfers fuck with me. It's UFC players and golfers at me a lot. Yeah, I have a lot of fighters who follow me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I got that a lot.

But they keep me from golfing and blah, blah, blah. So that was their standard, right? They didn't have really any good one. They keep me from golfing. Do you want to golf? Not really, but. Yeah, exactly. But now, I just think they thought it was so funny that now they're doing the male one to be even.

Right. And they said, what people with big penises bring up most in therapy? I don't talk about mine in therapy. There, go to fucking therapy for your fucking hog. It's crazy. What are you in therapy for? guy, I just have to talk through my big piece. You know, it's just

tough. Yeah, F right off. Yeah. No thank you, Huffpo. Research even suggests in some sports environments, players with large penises are idolized by their teammates as symbols of masculinity, becoming a focal point for camaraderie and team bonding. Now, I want to see if this

is written by a guy or a woman. Yeah, this is probably a fun. This is written by a woman? Is this not a woman watching men like animals? Yeah. Like, she's, it's like studying men like you don't understand. them like it appears that as as per my research some men are idolized as like because the guy walked in and they're like fucking this guy's packing heat eh packing her yeah and they're just like he appears it appears that a social pecking order no pun intended has been it's like the least understanding

of men ever yeah it becomes a focal point for camaraderie and team bonding like the guy's bonding over the guy's big fucking dick what are you talking about? Dick, dick, dick, dick, dig. He's like up on the chair. We're being brought together because his piece is so big. What are you talking about? He's got the wrench of all wrenches.

Dude, they're literally watching men like animals being like, that's a stick and dull sticks, yeah. Penetration is an issue, many clients raise. The average vaginal canal only about two to four inches in length, so Danny's halfway there. So the penis is much

longer, it can bump against the cervic, which can be uncomfortable or painful. Oral sex comes from its own set of challenges, such as choking or triggering the gag that sucks. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, all of it just sounds like, terrible. Terrible. You go to a, you know, it's fucking, if you have a, if it has a female therapist, it sounds like you're trying to pick her up. Yeah. Or you're just like, what do you want to talk about? I see the piece is just too fucking big. Mascarra was running. Also, I've been having trouble, I've been having trouble sitting down because I have too much money in my wallet. So I'm just getting back.

back problems. I have a lot of issues right now. A lot of issues, yeah. Yeah. Transmission went out in the Lambo. It's tough. Talking to a, yeah, so if you're talking to a female and you're just like, yeah, I've been having a really rough day because every time I get head, the girl's choking.

It's fucking crazy. You feel bad. I just hate seeing them with that. And if you're talking to a guy, you're rubbing it in. Yeah, of course. Just like, yeah, I just hate seeing them like that. Yeah, I'm a feminist. I don't like to see them in pain. Fucking struggling on that thing, you know? It's just,

they're making all these noises. You probably haven't even heard noises like that. Honestly, I just wish I could have sex with you, man. Just peaceful. The fuck. Yeah, every time I pull it out, they're always just like, whoa. And, you know, again, you've never had to deal with that, but it's worse than you think.

Yeah, that sticks with me. I'm more than that. Yeah, I'm more than that. On the one hand, they feel pressure to live up to the societal expectations of impressive sexual performances on the, Yeah, they're worried about hurting their partner. Sure. Yeah, a really big worry.

Yeah, big worry. Oh, I'm so worried about hurting you. Chris Robinson had a great joke about that because it's a comment from Toronto black guy. And he'd be like, whenever I'd be with a girl, she's like, oh, you're going to fucking destroy me. And he's like, I'll try. Yeah. So pretty savage. She goes, I guess I'll try.

Give it a shot. I just say, and then be like, oh, what do you want me to do to you? It's like, whatever he did the last guy's kind of fine. Whatever you do your three things Whatever you normally do Yes I do not need You hang in from the lamp shit I call it an empathetic injury

Every time your partner winces or says wait that hurts You're absorbing a micro trauma You're absorbing the mic She's like ah How you're like yeah It hurts me I have fucking micro trauma Micro trauma

Yeah your girl being like my boss yelled at me She think that's bad I have micro trauma because every time I've ever had sex in my life A girl says that hurts Size queens exist Yeah exactly

Yeah maybe you need a special dating app For size queens and big pieces Cise Queen dating at Magner Yeah man Just spitball in it Impressive sexual On the other hand

They're worried about hurting their partner These men carry around the weight Of having hurt someone they've loved Over and over with their own body Shut the fuck I would be shocked if that guy exists at all. This is, I think I need some sad music for this one. Yeah.

The men carry around the traumatic experience of having it hurt a partner they love. My piece is just so big and I just love her so much. Just to see her wince every time I just stick the tip in. It's just makes me so upset. It just makes me so sad. I take a look in the mirror. Just wanted to have sex. Wanted to pleasure her.

Want to see her happy. She's making noises. I can't even heard. The neighbors think there's a problem in here because she's screaming so loud. And I'm going to carry that the rest of my life. At a funeral, I give this speech. I say, I also know what it's like to experience pain.

Joe was a good guy, and I do want to say that we're all sad to see him. But that's not the only pain I'm experiencing. My piece is so big that I'm experiencing Hey hey hey Hey hey now get off again Stop doing this Stop eulogizing guys

I'm not done I'm not done I'm not done Get your fucking hands off me okay I'm not done my speech It's 12 inches if it's an inch Peace Pecker

Hammer All names that I've been called To describe my massive Anaconda I just wish I didn't hurt these women I know some of them like it but she's in pain. That hurts me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That hurts me too. Yeah. Constantly her. They're a performative joy. I know that. Some of them pretend they like it, but I know they're in pain. Yeah, they're just trying to be nice to me.

I'm just constantly just walking around like Ben Affleck, micro-trauma's all over the place. Micro-trauma. Micrmental trauma is crazy. Micromental trauma as a dude because your fucking hammer's too big. Those add up, Brian. Yeah, yeah, they do add up.

makes a full trauma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At some point, you're experiencing a full pie of trauma. That's whole trauma. It's like, it's so weird. I keep traumatizing her, but she keeps calling me back. I don't get it. It's like, I've been traumatizing you so much. The woman has stockholme syndrome. Yeah, she's like, literally fucking cock home syndrome. Call me back. I can't even do every position. What position you can't do? I'd like to stand up while I put her legs down and then sort of pile driver from the top. Is you talking to your therapist? loved a pile driver from the top but last time I did it she kind of said

you know don't go all the way in she drinks a little so I mean she asked me to do it but she did wince yes and I can't even do my favorite position which is me hanging from a bar I put a sex bar in my house and then I push it down and then I do one arm chin up's also really strong

and I do one arm chin ups and just sort of down into her and I go all the way in and that is traumatic for you that is dramatic for you Mitchell explained what might look like performance anxiety is actually a trauma response. Well, this is crazy where he's saying he's bad at sex because he... Yeah, I can't get it up.

This is fucking too big. Well, that's not, you just be like, I don't have enough blood, right? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you can do the blood thing, but he's trying to be like, no, it's a mental thing. I know I'm going to hurt you. My body will put blood in there to prevent you from getting hurt. Their nervous systems trying to prevent harm. Guilt rewires your brain to see intimacy as danger.

and anxiety kicks in before sex even starts triggering a stress response that redirects blood away from your general. So he's kind of saying that. Yeah, he's kind of saying that. My body knows. Yeah. But in like a chickway saying it. Yeah.

It's not like a protecting you thing. It's more like a mental trauma. He's saying it's the equivalent of we're going to get in an argument and I'm going to take the bullets out of my gun because I can't trust myself. That's what my brain is doing with the blood. It's like, listen, buddy, I can send that blood over there, but you know. I'm saving you from yourself right now. saving you from hurting her

sure bud this guy's fucking I don't know if they put his email in here but he's like oh it's weird I did this whole thing about my dick's too big and my email the fucking box

full of chicks yeah yeah I actually have some literature I want to send you what is it massive hammered Dan at 454 if anybody just wants

to reach out with them similar problems and yeah yeah yeah yeah and condolences solve chicks fucking subject line destroy me daddy

also this is the best part of it others might finish in seconds because their bodies are trying to escape the threat that's what I say that's what I said too my fucking bodies are trying to escape the threat you know imagine after you finish you pull this article out

and you go look it I'm telling you this is what I have this is like a biological response here my body is looking out for you by finishing in Tuesday seconds, you're welcome. So if you can just look out for me and go make me a snack. I've done, now I've done something for you.

Now, if you like to repay the favor, I'm a little peckish. I came in four seconds in order to prevent you going to the hospital. Now, I am hungry. What is for dinner? The threat. Either way, Mitchell. Mitchell is pretty funny because Mitchell, he's being quoted in this article being like, I can't get it up, I can't come quick,

and it's all because my brain knows that I'm hurting the girl. He definitely read the article. He's like, where the fuck is my last name in here? Yeah. What the fuck? The shame of having a big penis. Everyone tells them they're lucky.

Everyone tells them they're lucky. They should feel confident, says Mitchell. But then what actually shows up in the session is loneliness. You can't talk about being scared of hurting the person you love because it sounds absurd to most people So they internalize it And that shame ends up being a real barrier There's no one I can talk to

I'm solo alone in this big Python journey I was having a conversation with another man He said he had similar problems And I said how big zero piece? He said 10 I said you don't even You don't even fucking know the half of what I'm dealing with This fucking 10 inch micro Peter thinks he understands the trauma

that I'm going out of at a 12 inch piece. He doesn't even know when to start. I've seen a therapist eight times a week. What ends up happening, says Mitchell, is that often their partner senses something is wrong, but then they wrongly assume it's about them or attraction or commitment, never realizing it's about fear. The fear of my fucking 12-inch python.

The real problem stays invisible and it gets worse. I don't know about invisible. baby it's not the year 400 pounds i'm just too hung it's too young i don't know what to sell you tortured artist yeah not buying it yeah so that's something else that's the kind of slap they like to make for uh this is when they start doing it for men what it looks like men have problems too like this guy with the biggest piece in you know in the west uh yeah a lot of comments on this what is some of the comments said yeah me too bro this is michael peterson diddo The greatest problem I have is preventing my partners from fainting.

The magnificence of my architecture has a most profound effect. The word worship jumps to mind. And that reverie, that trance-like detachment, is apparently too much for the conscious mind. Anyway, here's my email. Yeah, it's true. I don't think this is going to any more comments either. That was just the top comment. Yeah.

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