The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Actress Demands We 'Normalize Farting', A Subreddit about eating bugs, & Call Her Daddy DRAMMMAAA

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:38 others have said this is just another instance of a white woman trying to take credit for something Eddie Murphy and the black community have done for years in their numerous fat suit franchises. Eddie Murphy commented saying, as a Hollywood guy myself, I get that she's running out of things to normalize, but as a black OG fart normalizer, Demi Moore needs to sit down and listen to the dinner table scene where the clumps are putting on a f***ing symphony back when she was walking around in a buzz cut. We started this fart normalizing sh** and if you want to get involved, you got to pay homage to the goats. Martin Lawrence also chimed in to say,
Starting point is 00:01:11 I'm sure Demi lets a few stinkers rip here and there, but has anyone even seen her ask them to pull her finger, gas chambered a spouse, crop dusted a set, or ripped ass for hours straight while dressed as Big Mama? I doubt it. And this isn't even a race thing for me, because Mike Myers normalized farting in a way that was respectful to the craft, and not just talking to the press for clicks. Finally, the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan chimed in to say,
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Starting point is 00:02:54 views, 100 bucks. Of AI Ryan videos and if you do a million views, I'll give you $110. $109! $109. Now we're talking. Also, it was fucking killing me. Farrakhan saying safety safety here the Farrakhan voice is never enough funny to do
Starting point is 00:03:10 also the Jews are termites what did he say they're not what did he say he said that termites I'm an anti-termite but I know we already talked about it, obviously,
Starting point is 00:03:27 but the Demi Moore farting thing, there's pretty good parts of the article, but also, it was just making me laugh, being like, if you were, because he was Ashton Kutcher, I believe it was Bruce Willis, right? Can you imagine being like... Isn't she married to Bruce Willis right now, or no?
Starting point is 00:03:41 No, that was even before Ashton, I think. Maybe not Bruce Willis. It's the other guy that looks like Bruce Willis. Okay. Former husband. What's his name? It's not Bruce Willis. You're going to... Mel Gibson? More ex-husband. It is Bruce Willis. Yeah, I thought it was Bruce Willis. I thought that was... Well, I was right still. A guy that looks like Bruce Willis. Yeah, because she's helping him because he's got dementia and stuff now. Well, it was making me laugh, though, the idea of dating a girl
Starting point is 00:04:06 and then years later, you haven't seen her in a while and then she's like, what's that girl been up to? You go check on the thing, your whole thing's like, I'm the fart queen. Just like, you go,
Starting point is 00:04:14 well, probably me. You definitely aren't looking at that being like, did I fuck up? Was that the one that got away? You look at her page. You go, I probably made the right decision there. Yeah, I mean,
Starting point is 00:04:24 maybe it's just a coping mechanism Because likely Bruce Willis is probably starting to soil himself a bit And you think that she They dated 20 years ago They have like 5 kids Well I'm sure she's around He's baby mama but yeah Bruce Willis has been in rough shape No no he's really
Starting point is 00:04:39 Dude remember the last time when they go there was that one movie Because he like They needed him to like make money and he could still make money. And he had an earpiece for his lines. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. He had an earpiece for his lines for his last movie. And they're like, this is literally abuse.
Starting point is 00:04:52 It does kind of feel a little like it. Yeah, there's like, did you see Jimmy Carter? When they had Jimmy Carter? The old guy, yeah. Dude, Jimmy Carter, literally 100 years old. They had him a birthday party a week before his 100th year or 100th birthday because they're like like he literally looks like a corpse and they're like wheel him out being like this guy's his last dying wish is to make it to vote for kamala dude it's like honestly crazy like it's like when you see one of those videos where you're like
Starting point is 00:05:16 it was some like fucking prostitute and she's like take remember the one where she's like taking the dead guy to the atm yeah whatever that's what it looked like he's just like this guy was the president he's not like some guy it is on the topic of taking the dead guy to the atm there's that one girl that she's she was like ran through like 40 fucking 100 year olds she had pacino she had some other guy mick jagger yeah now she's got bill maher she spotted it's funny being a 70 year old guy or the last 30 year old girl her last three boyfriends were fucking 80 year old multi-millionaires she likes me for me she's got a type she's got and she is the truth is right now she might be fucking loaded too so she actually got 30k a month from pacino so this actually might be her type now i mean this is just a business
Starting point is 00:06:01 move oh obviously she's doing okay but it also might be a business move for Bill Maher because he might not pay it out that much. I don't think he's been married. I mean, again, Bill Maher's smart enough to know. He knows what the deal is. He's probably like, you know. I'm paying for everything, but that's the extent. He might be buying her here and there, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:19 He's got to be snipped. Oh, that's another thing. He could be snipped. He must have a fucking vasectomy. Well, I'll tell you, there's some big news here. It's a prediction that I made, but rapper Lil Scrappy announced... Lil Scrappy? I told you there was going to be a lot of weird Diddy articles. Rapper Lil Scrappy alleges that drinks at Diddy's free cough parties
Starting point is 00:06:40 may be spiked with baby oil containing memory-erasing substances. Greekov parties may be spiked with baby oil containing memory erasing substances. Wait, he's putting the memory erasing substances in the baby oil? He says the lube is memory erasing. And then he's spiking the drinks with the baby oil? You're missing the point. Everyone's been saying, what does this little scrappy think about this? Yeah, what's a little scrappy's take? Cat Williams liked my Abe Lincoln video.
Starting point is 00:07:05 There you go. Yeah, I saw those. Cat. But yeah, so I told you there's going to be a string of articles that are just like little fucking bozos. This and this. Yeah, he made me drink the oil. Yeah, anyways.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Is that better or worse that he's making them drink the oil? Because baby oil is not for consumption. No, I think he rubs it on their temples. Oh, is this like Barry Bonds with the clear or whatever where he was like the steroids
Starting point is 00:07:28 that all the baseball players were taking and it was called the clear and they just like it was a topical ointment it was like a topical roofie where you like literally shake P. Diddy's hand
Starting point is 00:07:36 and you're like what's on my hand I think that's what they're saying they're saying you get into the room you're slipping sliding around on the lube and then when you leave the room it's men in black to you
Starting point is 00:07:43 what happened last thing I remember this is a little scrappy's words not mine memory is just dabbing up fucking pee diddy and it was all wet and then i don't remember anything men in black lube i i i saw the movie joker and i'm gonna talk about it for a second here you know i'd like I like to do my reviews when I go to see a movie. Should have fucking called it Turkey too. You know what the thing is?
Starting point is 00:08:10 You know, and there's a lot of people that watch these movies and have these big YouTube channels doing reviews. And obviously there's a whole, you know, boutique industry on TikTok and everything. I don't see myself as these high, you know, highbrow reviewers. I'm the every man.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I like, and I like a jail movie, too. It's probably my favorite thing. If you give me an action movie in a jail, I can't think of a scenario where you can screw it up for me. It's very, very difficult. Sure.
Starting point is 00:08:37 The moment you just put them in a jail, you go, You put them in a jail, you have all the pieces. You have a couple fights, you have some dirty guards. How many ditties out of ten do you give the gang rape scene? Is it ten ditties out of 10 do you give the gang rape scene is it 10 ditties they didn't really show it they
Starting point is 00:08:49 just they implied it yeah there was an implication well a lot of people were saying that with the joker that uh because the first one was such an incel classic that you know all they were you know it was kind of the there's this inc incel, everyone's bullying him, and then he gets his revenge. And they were saying that this, you know, all the articles weren't happy with Todd Phillips for doing that. No. And the conspiracy is that he had to atone for that by making a new Joker movie where
Starting point is 00:09:15 he's kind of a bitch and he just gets yelled at by Lady Gaga the whole time. So he just gets sort of bullied around by Lady Gaga. And then at the end of it, he breaks out of the jail and then she leaves him. And I don't care about spoiling it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know what was going on here it's a musical i would have for sure seen this movie i was saying until like just every person was like this sucks i was looking at what todd phillips made the guy made every every banger what do you make like wedding
Starting point is 00:09:36 crashes like honestly he might be on the diddy list it's the only explanation for joker 2 todd tim dylan was in he was posting all the bad reviews which is kind of funny it was cool that he was in it but it's one of these things where it's you know you whenever every fucking article and rotten tomatoes everything is like this movie's bad you're like it's probably sick yeah it is funny they hate something so much they're usually wrong but it was just like i mean okay the number one way for me to like a movie is it's for me to jail movie number one made for reason for me to not like a movie is make it a musical. Yeah, yeah, in jail. Music.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I don't know if this is Lady Gaga. They're like, hey, we're going to get Lady Gaga to be the star of the movie that's kind of about the incel. It's like, well, this incel business is done. Yeah, it's crazy, too, because the first one was so good. This guy made The Hangover, Road Trip, War Dogs, Old School. Man. And he's kind of a comedy guy too right that's why he always puts comedians in his thing like i think he was kind of around the new york comedy scene
Starting point is 00:10:30 yeah dude he just made everything right he was making comedy movies when like comedy movies were actually a thing yeah and then he kind of made you know he made his way up the chain to be in the big action movie director that's the coup de gras right that's what you want to get to if you're you know you get to do a marvel movie that's like the big move for the director and the first one you know i think he was getting some blowback for the conspiracy is he was like listen we're gonna we're gonna make a music someone said they're trying to make a musical for straight guys that was kind of the thing but i don't think straight guys are gonna you know musicals yeah i don't i didn't with a gang rape scene in it the the game i guess it was just a joker
Starting point is 00:11:05 honestly i guess if you were to say there was a moral it's that it doesn't pay to be an incel sure sure it doesn't pay it doesn't pay and then you kind of realize at the end but there was no realization and then he he gets killed at the end and then there's a new uh then there's a new guy and they're setting up for a sequel they want a sequel to this dog shit they like setting them up for the they always set them up for a sequel what but the musical to this dog shit they like setting them up for the always set them up for a sequel what but the musical component i'm like this is like if i want if lady gaga had a movie i didn't realize lady gaga was in it or that might have been a turn off that's what they've been talking about forever well i'm not really not on the same sites as you oh that's a funny
Starting point is 00:11:38 that's a funny thing is because all the like people who are guess, pro this shit are like, could Lady Gaga's performance earn her an Oscar? Yes, I know. That was the other side of this story, I suppose. Well, sure. But when I watched this thing, I was like, if you told me, hey, do you want to go watch a musical with Lady Gaga in it? If I was thinking that walking in, I'm thinking Todd Phillips, new Joker movie. Right. If I was thinking Lady Gaga made a musical, which is what this was, I would have been like,
Starting point is 00:12:09 you can't pay me enough. Any good numbers. I don't, to be honest, the numbers were all like kind of ironic a little bit where he was like singing bad on purpose sort of thing. Yeah. Like there's,
Starting point is 00:12:18 there's no, it's like, there's not going to be anybody driving around just listening to the soundtrack. I don't, I think there was just covers or something. Oh yeah. It was one of those things where I left being like, I don't have much to say. Not going to be anybody driving around just listening to the soundtrack? I think there was just covers or something. Oh. Yeah, it was one of those things where I left being like, I don't have much to say.
Starting point is 00:12:28 It was like everyone kind of nailed it. That was not good. Yeah, that was a stinker. I mean, sequels are notoriously hard to do. Listen, as far as jail movies go, I think Big Stan has this beat. People don't know the plot line of big stan this is schneider classic but he's going to jail and then he has he only has like 30 days before he goes to jail so he has to he has to learn karate so he can go kick everyone's ass in jail this is 30 years and he has 30 days
Starting point is 00:12:58 to learn karate he learns karate right yes the most the most lethal of martial arts. One of the martial arts. Karate. So he learns karate, then he gets to jail, and then there's one scene where he's in the yard, and basically the gang's coming up to him, and he one-by-one just pummels, just flattens 100 gang members one-by-one.
Starting point is 00:13:21 It's like cartoonish where he's swinging the guy above his head, basically. Big Stan's something else. I haven't seen it, but honestly I'd be more inclined to watch that right now than the Joker 2. Big Stan probably has Joker 2. The problem with Joker 2 is if you watch it
Starting point is 00:13:37 it also kind of, like oftentimes with sequels, is it sullies the original one. It takes a kind of you go, ah. It wasn't the best movie in kind of you go original was all right it wasn't the best movie in the world original i don't know original was pretty fucking good well i was watching this beside a black guy and i'm telling you this guy was not a happy camper oh no i swear this guy kept looking around being like he's sitting he's slunking in
Starting point is 00:13:59 his chair being like what he had a do-rag on this guy what fuck? He might have been in a gay porn theater. Well, yeah, because he was like, what the fuck is this shit? I thought I was seeing a superhero movie. These are the type of incels that need to be defeated by Todd Phillips. Black dudes in fucking do-rags. Yeah, I guess
Starting point is 00:14:19 I would give Todd Phillips the benefit of the doubt because I think he's probably a cool guy and I doubt that he's like, they slapped him with you're going to atone by making this movie. I think it's more likely that he thought he was being ahead of his time. Yeah, he goes, I'm going to do something so crazy. I thought, yeah, I think that I think that he probably was like, this is my coup de grace. I'm going to be ahead of the time. But yeah, because I mean, I imagine they probably are like, hey, banger of a movie.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Let's get another one. Write the script. And then that probably is just like the script he wrote. But has he ever done any musicals? That's so weird so weird you know it's not like it was what's her face the chick from barbie and you're like yeah the musicals are my thing like it's not like musicals are his fucking jam now this was something else i i left that being like the fuck man you got me nothing's safe anymore yeah it was more like i just felt like i got got i don't think i've been inside a movie theater in like literally years really it's the only it's
Starting point is 00:15:11 the only thing i do yeah you like traveling around you like seeing sights you like looking at art no i like movies but honestly there hasn't like you don't know you're a fake fucking no the wife the wife doesn't like movie theaters for some reason and And then also... I know, it's bizarre. And then... But there haven't been any really... Like, this was the one where I go, I'm coming back. Yeah. I'm back in a movie theater.
Starting point is 00:15:32 It's the only thing I do. Yeah, and then... I'd say once every month at least. Stinker. On tour, I'll do it by myself, too. I go solo dolo, my friend. Yeah, I remember I saw... What was the Mr. Bean movie where he was the...
Starting point is 00:15:44 This was like 20 years ago, but when he was like the fucking spy. Remember that? I saw the spy movie, Bean movie. Yeah, the Bean spy movie. Saw that by myself. Solid. I fucking miss seeing myself.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Literally, Rowan Atkinson can't miss. That's a hilarious movie to be seeing by yourself. Bean spy movie. I just absolutely cannot miss. If you fucking make Rowan Atkinson do Joker 2. Uh-huh. That's a hilarious movie to be seeing by yourself. The guy just absolutely cannot miss. That guy can... If you fucking made Rowan Atkinson do Joker 2? Uh-huh. That would be a funny choice.
Starting point is 00:16:10 No complaints over here. 100% tomato score. 100% credit score. I mean, if he played... I tell you what he should have played is Lady Gaga. So we're going to give those, yeah, zero P. Diddy's. And I honestly... It just...
Starting point is 00:16:23 I actually wanted it to be good too and i honestly why wouldn't you the fact that all these reviewers are talking about how bad it is i wish they were wrong i want to be like shut up reviewers i know right because you're normally like it's one of those things where it's like the critic score is low and then the audience score yeah and you go no the critics and audience are in concert i know it has to be like huffington post nailed it everybody's piece of shit. The worst people you all know just have fucking perfect review. I wonder if this hurts Todd Phillips in any way.
Starting point is 00:16:51 I don't know. Because you know, like Hollywood notoriously is like, you kind of get two bombs. It used to be like that. Now it seems like you, you know, if you play ball, you seem like you bureaucratically fail into a longer career. It's still though, this is going to be probably like, you got to think. It might be back to comedy. They might kick him back down to comedy. But there is no comedy. That's the thing. There is nothing to be probably like, you got to think. He might be back to comedy. They might kick him back down to comedy.
Starting point is 00:17:05 But there is no comedy. That's the thing. There is nothing to get kicked back down to. Maybe he goes and makes an HBO comedy show. Maybe. That is such a drop off.
Starting point is 00:17:12 You go, you went from Joker to fucking HBO series. I think you just retire at that point. I don't even know what the move is. But like,
Starting point is 00:17:20 they're going to lose like $500 million. I really wasn't happy, Camper. Honestly, it pains me to give this bad review. I didn't want to do it. I mean, you and everybody. I don't think anybody's pumped about this
Starting point is 00:17:31 other than the fucking anti-incel lobby. Well, there's a lot of pretty funny politics news this week, actually, of a string of real bangers. Naked Donald Trump statue shows him in a swing state. So, actually, you know what? That was actually why I wanted to mention the article. Not a New York Post. The USA Today article on Demi Moore said,
Starting point is 00:17:49 Demi Moore wants to normalize fartings. What's the big stink about? I meant to mention that. Someone came over from the New York Post. They got hired from the New York Post. Hey, I'm telling you. I have a style. Let me write this headline. I'm telling you. Just let me write this. I'm telling you just let me write this
Starting point is 00:18:05 i know that i'm at the new york post and you guys you know think that this will lowly rag trust me just trust me so naked donald trump statue they got a 43 foot tall statue of donald trump uh appeared outside las vegas this weekend uh drawing the ire of the Nevada Republican Party, the organization called the marionette-like foam effigy deplorable. So some people, but the thing that makes me laugh is it's probably, okay, when you get into, you know, I'm going to start caring about politics, I'm going to start posting my opinions online, you know, I'm going to start arguing with my family members, whatever it may be, whether you're Democrat, Republican.
Starting point is 00:18:45 When you find yourself sitting in your basement, sculpting Trump's dick out of paper mache. Listen, if you want to make a paper mache Trump statue, go be my guest. But when you find yourself sculpting a dick, I think that's when you go, I might be into you. Yeah, I might be terminally too into politics.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Also, you're probably like, there's how many versions of the piece, right? Like you make the piece and you go, oh, that's kind of too big. Because it's like you really have to make a statement with the piece. Like it can't be like too small because then you're like, oh, you're biased. I mean, obviously you're biased, but you're like, if it's too small, then you're like, oh, come on. All right, patriots, get your sculpting clay. It's time to make the piece. You're not a true patriot until you're down there sculpting the dick.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Sculpting a fucking paper. Depicting Trump in the nude is intentional. It's a bold statement on transparency, vulnerability, and the public persona of political figures. Okay, cool. Do one of Kamala Harris. Well, that's the only way for them to. Huge bush.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Well, they're saying she's not transparent like Trump. That's why they're... I tell you, you can't be there in this sculpting President Sticks. There's got to be a point in your mind where you say, am I in too deep right now? And I'm trying to keep my head up above instead of going under. I mean, they already did this. Remember the first time he got elected and they had the giant
Starting point is 00:20:00 Trump nudes somewhere. I think it was in Washington or New York. There was a giant nude statue. I think that was the people that hated him, wasn't it? Oh, this is the people that like him? I thought they were saying he's vulnerable. Oh, okay. Yeah, this is people that like him making a statue. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:20:14 This is very off-brand for the magas. Well, that's what I'm saying. You're a patriot fucking sculpting a dick. But yes, if they were going to make one the other way, if they're going to do a Kamala one, yes, that would be hilarious if they were yes, if they were going to make one the other way, if they're going to do a Kamala one, yes, that would be hilarious. They were like, well, we'll fucking make one. And then the Democrats are sculpting
Starting point is 00:20:29 just fucking big, huge tits on Kamala. Big old milkers on her. It's a big ass fucking box. Just meaty. Nothing in the imagination. No. All right. Well, that is patriotic shit right there.
Starting point is 00:20:42 So Daniel Poloschuk, who is part of the resistance with Jake Tapper, did the video, because Harris did on Call Her Daddy, and it was so funny, because Danny, you did that video. Legitimately, I was thinking about intros, and I was thinking of the stuff for the podcast. That was the first thing that I thought. I was making me laugh, the idea of, obviously, Kamala Harris just being on Call Her Daddy.
Starting point is 00:21:04 I'm sure other people said it, too being on call and he was talking about you know and i was like it's probably too graphic for the intro and blah blah and then like as i was thinking this i saw you post it and i was like it's literally probably your ai videos are probably my favorite thing on the internet right now not even just because like we're friends yeah but legitimately i was like all the things i would have just saying she was the throat goat all of it the worst part too is i had i like when i found out she was it was coming out i was like fuck i gotta get a video out and so like i was like green screening and all this stuff and like having because like obviously none of the video existed but the easiest way to make them is if you have the source video so then i like had all the audio files i had it almost done and
Starting point is 00:21:43 then they released it and like so in my version she's like it's obviously looks different and i'm like fuck and so i had to do it again just do it back to the drawing board i said you got to put her on plug talk next that's that to me that i could do that because that'll never come out hawk too uh i was maybe put her on the fucking uh aj and uh the the fucking cost Costco guys podcast. Yeah, put her on something super random. How many booms do you give the economy? Five booms, AJ. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:22:17 But so her going and call her daddy. And you said after that happened, apparently the fucking markets went haywire. Yeah, the betting markets. I think it was yesterday or two days ago at like 6 a.m or whatever they like trump just spiked i i honestly not to be a conspiracy theory guy even though i am a bit but i think someone is trying to like influence rig them rig them yeah because we i have this one group chat with all these like not ours but we were talking about ours but like there is some weird arbitrage opportunity because it was such a spread between the betting markets like he's up six percent right now although the one thing i
Starting point is 00:22:53 can maybe speculate is she did like six interviews like she's she's coming out with like she's doing stern today or tomorrow uh she did call her daddy she did 60 minutes and they're all disasters and people are pranking on the interviews not going well. The 60 Minutes one is like a disaster. What are some highlights of the disasters? She's just kind of like... He grilled her. I can't remember the guy's name on 60 Minutes,
Starting point is 00:23:15 but he really grilled her about like, do you think it was democratic to just kind of fucking kick Joe Biden to the side and just take over? And she's like, well, you know, history will look fondly upon him for making putting the country first over over himself and all this stuff and like i don't know she's just like she's not a good interviewer like she does she's not obama you know like obama could fucking run circles around anybody right like
Starting point is 00:23:39 politician oh dude you have no chance with obama you think she'd be okay at bullshit being a lawyer though right you would like a court lawyer like that's a lot of fucking baloney and yeah you'd Oh, dude, you have no chance with Obama. You think she'd be okay at bullshit being a lawyer, though, right? You would think so. And like a court lawyer. Like, that's a lot of fucking baloney. Yeah, you'd think so. By the way, that was a scene in The Joker where he was in court, and then he sits down, and he was like, there is no Joker. Honestly, it's just me.
Starting point is 00:23:57 That's just little old me. And then basically that's what happens, and he gives up, and then the girl leaves him. And then they break him out of prison, and then he goes to the girl, and the girl... And whoopee cushions uh you would think zero like see i thought you were gonna say he was gonna sit down and then they're just like no he's like oh what's this he's done with his jokes oh they just broke him this is this is about the system breaking a man into just like doing musicals this is kind of what happened yeah god damn it anyways back to kamala you're saying yeah anyways
Starting point is 00:24:25 the only but there was this huge spike i was thinking maybe like someone's manipulating the betting markets you know you throw a hundred million in there on trump and uh you could probably make it like dislocate if you're willing to just blow a hundred million and then you'd be like look the betting markets are saying trump's gonna win so trump seems like a lot of money to make that point i mean if you're fucking elon mus Musk, who is dude, Elon Musk is now giving interviews where literally like, I'm fucked. If I saw him say that, he's basically like if Kamala Harris loses, like I'm going to win.
Starting point is 00:24:55 He's kind of kidding, but yeah, it's a little bit true. Yeah. But he's, I mean, he'll definitely be like public enemy number one for her. And he's basically like, know and he has 100 million to burn he could like dude that's nothing like he could go fucking throw 100 million in the betting market would it really help that much well i guess the idea is you go you throw 100 million on trump and then people see it and they go huh look it's like maybe it's uh for all these undecided barbershop guys you know what i had a theory about i was looking at like just a lot of like
Starting point is 00:25:22 internet commentators and i always think of it in terms of uh you know there's that there's that old saying where they say that you know a small percentage of people do the thinking and then a lot of people do the regurgitating or whatever yeah and there's kind of a time right now where there's there's times in culture where it's important to you know kind of it's hard for people to say things or you know be bold and then there's times where everything's been said it's who can yell at the loudest sure so i kind of had a theory where i was saying that a lot of the internet right now and it's not just music it's probably fashion and it's a little bit america but um it's it's people following from the front so if you think of like a mob moving around a lot of times with you know on the left if you were whatever uh the new causes they're all
Starting point is 00:26:05 like i'm you know i'm this right and these are sort of organisms that have a life of their own being you know kind of moving obviously the media is trying to move them and commentators trying to move them trump is obviously like we like this guy then we don't like this guy like mega sort of moves in terms of here is our issue we care about this now you know what i mean sure yeah and i feel like a lot of people that are kind of like thinkers or commentators and you know kind of works the same way in other cultures too fashion whatever but they're basically if you think of that moving around like a you know like a cyclist pack or something like that right or like geese or something yeah yeah so the organism's sort of moving around and then basically
Starting point is 00:26:38 it's people that are in the pack trying to run to the front act like they're leading the pack so it's like a lot of commentators, they kind of look the thing moves around and they're like, we care about this now. And then you run to the front and you act like you're leading. Yeah, you're like, I've been saying that forever. Yeah, so a lot of what I see on discourse right now is people, what I would describe as following
Starting point is 00:26:57 from the front. Interesting. Yeah, that's an interesting theory. Yeah, I mean I guess. I thought it was a good way to describe kind of what I've been seeing. They're really all following, but they're acting like they're leading. So they run in front of the pack and then be like, whatever you guys think, I'm a little bit more than that.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Yeah, they're jockeying for position too, because especially if Trump wins, and then they can go be like, see, I'm like the authority. I've been saying this. Yeah, I've been saying this forever. You can look, I've been saying this from, you know, since a week after everyone started saying that
Starting point is 00:27:26 Yeah kind of almost like predicting Like seeing it bubble up and being like Oh yeah this is going to be the thing Because there is like a virality and like an organicness To what goes what gets popular you know what I mean Like you know an issue kind of take hold They're kind of spitting all these things out there And then something kind of takes hold and then really becomes
Starting point is 00:27:42 The central thing right and then you Run in front and then act like you're the one that sure you know that was you that you're kind of the in charge of that movement oh yeah whether that be you know on the on the other side you see people that was the race and now they're obviously like palestine people's their predominant issue and they're all kind of yeah jockeying jockeying for position well i mean it's profitable from the front you could be the face of any one of these things you know and then your your guy or girl gets elected
Starting point is 00:28:07 yeah you got four years of juice on that but it does describe the fact that you know a lot of these people that are following
Starting point is 00:28:13 from the front they're not doing a ton of thinking they're doing a lot of talking you know yeah I think it
Starting point is 00:28:18 but it describes I've always kind of said that in the concept of like you know rappers that stayed you know popular forever
Starting point is 00:28:23 like the Kanye West or Drake's or you know kind of the some of the criticisms drakes it's like they kind of do if you watch kanye west it was like autotune was happening then he runs up to autotune he's like i'm an autotune guy now and this happened so it's like a lot of these people that are involved in any like youthful culture where like youth has some sort of sway on the org or very internet organic most of it where you see you see a trend like almost starting to form and you can kind of like pick it out early yeah you i guess but i'm actually not saying that i'm saying that would be like a little more organic i'm saying once the trends are fully formed people
Starting point is 00:28:57 run in front of them and they go hey i've been doing this yeah so what you're saying whereas you describe like hey there's kind of this new thing bubbling over and no one really cares about but it's really interesting yeah i guess i guess kanye was like t-pain was already huge right so if you if you saw a culture like bubbling over like a new fashion or whatever right and it was kind of new and no one cared about it and you got really involved and then it became popular i i see that as be in fact being somewhat innovative you know yeah that is actually somewhat leading i'm describing like things become popular and then you run in front of them and act like you were you know kind of you're the leader of that movement that you
Starting point is 00:29:29 actually kind of didn't start and then you start selling courses and you start selling courses but yeah i feel like that's a lot of what you know kind of goes on on in media right now yeah i mean it's you know politicians are probably the but politicians you could make the argument that they're supposed to do that yeah politicians are actually yeah for sure politicians are probably the... Politicians, you could make the argument that they're supposed to do that. Yeah, politicians are actually... Yeah, for sure. Politicians are like, oh, we got a new opinion people might like? Yeah. I like that.
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Starting point is 00:33:13 Head to tryfume.com, that is T-R-Y-F-U-M, and use the code BOYSCAST to get a free gift with your order today. Dude, the Jake Tabber thing that you were in was making me laugh so much. Just the fact that he has the video and it goes, you can see how this AI could be used for mischief. And it was like, that's the only thing you've been using this for,
Starting point is 00:33:33 is mischief. Dude, I'm on his list. There's something so fucking mind fuck about you making the video for Jake Tapper to talk about how your videos are problematic. It's like fucking crazy. Well, he's worried about politics and stuff. Dude, he texts me like every day.
Starting point is 00:33:48 What? Yeah. What does he say? He's just like, I'm at the piece. He goes, I think this could be a really good piece. He goes, thanks again. He's talking about your piece? The piece, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:58 He loves the piece. He loves the piece. I'm thinking about your piece. I'm thinking about your piece, Danny. I can't forget you. Salivating. I can't get you out of my mind. I can't get you out of my mind i can't get you out of my mind danny yeah good guy though jake topper it is funny though i was saying fucking crazy he's like this could be used for mischief by you the guy yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:34:17 by me and he said in the piece i didn't really appreciate it but i think he had to because uh because here's a little inside under the here's a little inside little thing that I haven't actually told anybody. So he gave me the text. He goes, like, this is the text. Can you just make this video for me? And in it, Danny Polishuk, gay comedian. Is he making this? You go, do we have to?
Starting point is 00:34:37 No, but listen. So he gave me, like, he goes, can you just, like, make this video for me? Here's, like, the text I want to use for, like, the intro to the thing on CNN. And then in it, it said said brilliant comedian danny paulist chucks and i kind of like eye rolled but i was like whatever i just used his text and i just like made it right and then i sent it and i had a group i had a i have like a text thread with him i have a text where you flattered when you saw it i was like whatever kind of cool or whatever and then i had a text thread with uh his producer and him right and then the day before they were gonna air it the producer messages me by herself and she goes she goes
Starting point is 00:35:13 can you remove brilliant please and i'm like i didn't add that okay that wasn't my addition like i kind of didn't even feel comfortable with that because I don't think, you know. That is so funny. And then she just was like, hey, can you just make one edit and just remove Brilliant? And I'm like, it wasn't even my idea to put that in there. That was Jake's word. Like, I didn't. That wasn't.
Starting point is 00:35:40 That's so fucking funny. And I think it was because they, like cnn needs to have some like arm's length distance from me because i keep putting out cnn videos and they're probably like can't call the guy who like is fucking you remember really holy fuck can you remember and then in the piece he said he's like he later in his thing he's like yeah the comedian to make the videos which i didn't really care for like he didn't say that something like to that effect where he's like i didn't really like them or something like that because I think they have to,
Starting point is 00:36:06 they have to, you know. But who does? I'm not alone in that. Actually, everyone I've talked to said something similar about this guy. Yeah, not a big fan. He's literally
Starting point is 00:36:14 destroying the fabric of a democracy and all this stuff. It's so funny, dude. Yeah. This whole experiment bottomed up. Dude, I got another,
Starting point is 00:36:24 not a Snopes fact check but on the kamala harris one i have some article came out from the daily dot basically what does the daily dot say about you basically being like this is fake and people believed it local not brilliant comedian not brilliant comedian whatever the opposite of brilliant is a dumb dumb comedian yeah it was funny because he literally she was like in the side she didn't even want to be in the one with him she's like hey get rid of She didn't even want to be in the one with him. She was like, hey, can you just get rid of the bristles? Well, there's another prankster on the loose, too. You're not the only one because Data Dem speed dating event in NYC
Starting point is 00:36:51 has been sabotaged by an unhinged Trump supporter, allegedly. This is a post article. Also, I saw this and I'm like, it sounds like you might have done them a favor. I 100% did them a favor because when you hear you go, sabotage a speed dating event event What are we thinking? Mega coasters? Yeah right
Starting point is 00:37:07 You might not Slipped Kid Rock Onto the playlist? Well anyways What he did was He bought all the tickets Yeah he bought all the tickets And then
Starting point is 00:37:18 He bought all the girl tickets So when the guys got there It was just three guys And then ten girls Yeah So you kind of All the dudes were like you bastards! Yeah the big
Starting point is 00:37:27 the big prank was you hooked these guys up. These guys are fucking snizz factory over there. It's not a great prank. The Trump supporters sabotaged a Manhattan dating event for Democrats by buying a bunch of tickets. Leaving love-seeking lefties out of luck. Also this is kind of like I mean
Starting point is 00:37:44 probably people have never thought of this before, but you're like, if you're trying to go to a speed dating thing. Buy some tickets for the girls? Buy a bunch of the chick tickets and kind of skew the odds here. Show up and then you're looking good, right? Yeah, he goes, where are all the guys? It's just me sitting here with my fucking I'm with her shirt. You with your pink pussy hat shirt, hat on, being like, just me, huh, ladies?
Starting point is 00:38:03 I guess a formal line, line ladies we'll make this quick the facilitator of the speed dating event got a phone call from a blocked number shortly before the event this is the gist of what was said by the individual was f your snowflake event we're not coming we're all at the trump rally yeah so this wasn't as much of an evil villain it is funny though that they like then they all instead of continuing with the dating thing because it was skewed they just all sat around talking about fucking politics this guy wasn't the guys did get screwed in the end yeah because the guys they were probably all you know they're all probably just like i'm not
Starting point is 00:38:39 really democrat i just don't care i just want fucking some ass and then and then the chicks are like we are not going on with this as and he goes no no ladies ladies ladies we can still do the speed dating event yeah we can still do this we'll have to you know obviously take some turns but it's fine we can all meet each other and if we don't we're letting them win exactly and then the women are like no no we have to just discuss abortion policy yeah do you see uh as uh i guess it was the october 7th um anniversary so a lot of people have been brother and my dad's birthday oh really yeah yeah on october 7th so they celebrate twice yeah and they're both jews that's a lot of celebrating coincidence you decide what i didn't have a crazy amount to say about it but the one thing that was making
Starting point is 00:39:27 me laugh was they posted uh there's a lot of protests right so they did a toronto protest and six buzz posted this where they were trying to burn the canada flag yeah and then basically they were holding the flag up and four of them had lighters and they couldn't get it to light because it just wasn't like i guess their flags aren't that flammable so they all they were there for like they were come on everyone's screaming fuck can it and then they was like the they were standing there for a good 30 seconds all just like anticlimactically trying to get the lighter and then they gave up and just ripped it god damn these burn proof flags yeah it's flame retardant i'm telling you the news was killing me this week man biden privately grumbling that that Kamala Harris isn't mentioning him enough in the speeches.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Yeah, well, she's kind of distancing. This is NBC, what they're up to. Biden's grumbling. Yeah, well, I mean, he's not happy. Well, yeah, apparently they're not giving him his props, you know? Think any chance he just says at some point in this month, he goes, you know, I changed my mind. I'm going to run. He had something that was actually kind of funny when people are going something about the election.
Starting point is 00:40:28 He turns, he goes, I'm back in. Oh, yeah. Okay. Maybe he's not totally. Well, it wasn't. It was kind of funny. Yeah, I agree. Kamala Harris blasted for staging hurricane briefing photos.
Starting point is 00:40:41 And she posted a photo basically where she has her phone and the headphones are in, but the headphones aren't plugged into the phone. Obviously, Trump wasn't happy about that. He took to Truth Social. A couple truths coming out. Fake and staged for someone who has no clue what she is doing. You have to plug the cord into the phone for it to
Starting point is 00:41:00 work, Trump wrote. And then new article, Donald Trump's a tech expert all of a sudden. Yeah. That's new the only reason i that one was making me laugh so much is like politicians do 100 just have to be influencers now yeah and obviously there was some that that's their whole thing you know aoc there's a few you know there's a few guys you see vivek ramswamy when he got tiktok he was out there you doing his thing. But he basically was doing Dixie D'Amelio shit with Jake Paul. Yeah. But it's funny.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Like, they all do have to straight up, like, they're doing the same thing LA influencers are doing when they basically rent a plane and go take photos on the plane, you know, looking somber. Yeah. You've seen that thing where all the influencers. Living in a politics house. Politics high pass. All these, like, yeah, all these Congress people are just like, they politics all these like yeah all these
Starting point is 00:41:45 congress people are just like fucking politics hype house politics hype house i'm drafting this bill but that's what they're doing i don't know all the la guys like they always you know people have done exposés on it now and by expose i just mean showing the you know because there's but basically you there's these places you go you You rent a plane for $100 an hour. You just go sit there for a while and post your videos being like, you know, the alpha life is tough. Yeah, yeah. It's not even a plane.
Starting point is 00:42:11 The first million is the hardest. It's just like a set. It's like you go, yeah, yeah. It's just like a soundstage. Oh, it's in like La Brea or some shit. It's like in a warehouse, and it just looks like you're trying to play. And there's multiple of them, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Yeah, you just go to a set, and you post all your airplane selfies like you're on a private jet. And there's tons of this, right? But now politicians have to do the same shit that fucking influencers are doing. Yeah. They have to be influencers. I mean, they're trying to influence a lot.
Starting point is 00:42:33 I mean, they're trying to influence fucking going to the White House. And then also they're saying Kamala Harris's husband was beating women. I saw that. Oh, that was... Doug Emhoff denies allegations that he hit his ex-girlfriend
Starting point is 00:42:45 that would be a good one if you're gonna do some ai shit have kamala harris come out with two black eyes being like honestly i should not have been flirting with gg ping so aggressively that was kind of on me yeah i gotta be careful with this shit i'm like they did put douglas mackie in jail for seven years for one yeah i'm kind of an enabler right now. I'm like, literally seven years for a single meme. Well, he's getting hit hard on his ex-wife, basically. Ex-wife's coming up. He's not the only one getting hit hard. Oh!
Starting point is 00:43:15 Oh! Actually, I did Fox on Saturday night, and they go, don't talk about that. They said don't talk about what? Hitting. Why? Because they go, it's like 50-50 that it's real or not. And they're like, they don't want to get sued oh they're worried about sued from the minion eh yeah well just suits in general but they're like don't i didn't realize that they had uh well there's no
Starting point is 00:43:34 proof of it really other than hearsay which would be it's funny because that would be totally enough for any other news but when a rumor is in politics i know it's like it's it you just talk about it but that's what you could say this may not be true yeah yeah but uh still it's still the the whether or not it's true it is a story it is a story and you know someone said it happened and her friends corroborated and obviously all left-wing news would be like yeah fucking someone said it and someone corroborated it it's a story i mean dude eugene carroll like uh what was the fucking the supreme court guy with the beer like likes drinking the beer and the chick was like he pushed me on a bed 40 years ago yeah and they go yeah he she she told her friend that night that he did that
Starting point is 00:44:14 that was the biggest story in the world yeah it was like literally they're fucking it was like congressional testimony every day to see if you get to be on the supreme court well it would be funny if she came out with two black eyes. That's all I'm saying. That's my point on the matter. Did he say two black eyes or two black guys? Can I address the nation here? As some of you can see, I don't listen.
Starting point is 00:44:37 You know, the classic. What do you tell a president? Yeah, I'd be like, remember saudi arabian news clip that went viral about how to like cover up your makeup like how to do your makeup when you have black eyes and stuff no never seen that it was like it's actually real it's like women doing their make it was like a women's makeup tutorial on like the news in saudi arabia about like women with black eyes and like really how to conceal a kamala sketch where your kamala's makeup guy i mean one thing that always just does make me laugh because i haven't had it before i guess they had it with bill clinton but he was the president so
Starting point is 00:45:17 it's different but they were talking they go the second gentleman doug emhoff and it's just like the second gentleman is the funniest fucking term in the world. Yeah. Second vice gentleman right now. Soon to be. No, I think the first gentleman is the...
Starting point is 00:45:29 Oh, right, right. Second gentleman. So the vice president's husband is the second gentleman. Rough. It is. I can't decide whether it's rough or not
Starting point is 00:45:38 because it is not bad being like, I'm the second gentleman in the world. Yeah, you don't have to do anything either. Second gentleman's probably an easy breezy life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when you're the first lady, you got work, you got anything either second gentleman's probably have easy breezy life
Starting point is 00:45:45 yeah yeah yeah because when you're the first lady you got work you got to cut ribbons and go to disaster sites second gentleman probably doesn't do
Starting point is 00:45:50 a whole lot nah first gentleman you obviously want to be the first gentleman second gentleman you're literally a gentleman yeah you have your
Starting point is 00:45:56 fucking xbox headset on you're just gaming all day you're at the second gentleman's club is where you are that he slapped his ex-girlfriend in 2012 per the report emhoff slapped his then
Starting point is 00:46:08 partner was flirting i don't know if you saw this but oh you did because i sent it to you some 41 yeah the guy did a uh derrick from some 41 from home from ajax ontario local boys did a he released a documentary and the guy who produced all those albums he's like you know produced some 41 a lot of you know these huge albums at the time i think it might have been some alvar levine i think some madley some other all these people but he basically did an article being like uh this guy you know always was trying to like make out with me and make me fuck him he's like pretty like renowned like producer yeah he released it we're just saying that and it was basically greg nori and they're saying greg nori did that and it was just like that's a crappy day
Starting point is 00:46:47 and that guy's house i think he's married it's just like a biography being like you kept trying to make out with dudes no one is safe from gay accusations right now no yeah that's tough i didn't realize i thought it was straight and if anyone remembers he had a big song american psycho no no no freak show american oh that's go. Oh, that's Greg Norton? Yeah, that's Greg Norton. Treble Charger. Oh, he's the guy from Treble Charger. He's the guy from Treble Charger.
Starting point is 00:47:09 He went on to produce every famous album. Yeah. And then this book comes out basically saying the guy called him... He said he was calling the guy from Sum 41 homophobic because he wouldn't fuck him and stuff like that. He's just like... Very progressive, actually. To say this was like 20 years ago.
Starting point is 00:47:26 This was happening 20 years ago. Like, that was like a fucking 90 chest movement. That's a rough night in the Norrie household, man, when the fucking doc biography comes out, basically being saying you've been trying to have gay sex with the 19-year-old boys the entire time.
Starting point is 00:47:38 It was, honey, it was just a different era. Honey! It was punk. You don't know, you don't know how hard it is to make these great albums. Yeah. You think this, it's punk, though. it's just like a wacky punk thing to do to try and suck derrick's
Starting point is 00:47:49 dick uh that was a rough one though that was a not a fun day in the household him coming out man every single person when you look at it you're just like you know the rappers every band you go is there any dude that was in the music industry that wasn't getting boned am i the only one yeah yeah am i the only guy that didn't get boned? I mean, you might have just repressed all the memories. Once a lube goes on your head, you don't have a choice. Once you have one of those fucking sloppy handshakes. Once you get the memory lube, it's like, I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:48:16 All I know is that I was in a room with fucking little shay steams. And all of a sudden, we're on much music every day. And I don't know what happened in between those two things. All I know is we were on the top 30 mtv that's and then there was a little bit of a blur before that it was just all blacked out but it was blacked out from all the fun i remember spending a night with little shy's d i thought my marriage was perfect but after my husband died i discovered his depraved secret life i felt so mad with rage that I ate his ashes in revenge. Got him. There you go.
Starting point is 00:48:49 I feel bad for the kid, man. Payday. Honestly. Me too. There's a photo. This woman posted. This is so fucked. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:56 You seen the photo? Yeah. She does this article. She's writing a whole book. Her whole career is this guy's a perv. Yeah. Literally, she's just like her husband fucking was a piece of shit, I guess. She found out
Starting point is 00:49:06 that he was getting escorts. Escorts after the fact because she was like... She typed in something on the computer. Houston escorts came up and then, you know, apparently somehow
Starting point is 00:49:14 hacked into his thing post-mortem and found all his escorts. By the way, not what I was expecting because she typed in H-O. I know. She was going for home
Starting point is 00:49:21 but I was like, she typed in ho and then goes, oh, what is this? Houston escorts popped up. So this guy was apparently on trips fucking getting escorts or whatever, right? Yeah. He dies.
Starting point is 00:49:30 She's made it her entire identity. The kid's like 11, and she's doing photos everywhere. This ain't like an anonymous story. This is public story. Her out front, me, the husband, the kid. The kid's whole deal is now my dad's this like fucking piece of shit my mom's a psycho who ate his ashes real sticking it and like the most important thing in my opinion is she maybe sold a hundred copies of this book well maybe now that the articles are getting out
Starting point is 00:49:58 here nobody's fucking she sold a hundred copies of this she's burying the lead so she's already or what do you call it? Yeah, she's muddying the waters. No, I'm saying when it's like, well, there's no point to read the book. I already know the- Yeah, exactly. You know the deal. And then you're like,
Starting point is 00:50:11 I guess if you really want to know how she felt about it. But like, she sold a hundred copies of this book. 30 were bought by friends and family as like sympathy purchases, right? For sure. Just to bump it up. So like, there's maybe 70 organic sales.
Starting point is 00:50:24 And you're like like your kid's life is ruined every your whole kid's life entire deal is your dad's the fucking uh prosti man yeah and your mom's eating his ashes eating his ashes and as a psycho and she's proud of it she's like you know that'll show she's doing a press tour about doing a press tour about she ate the ashes the industrial scale of sean's infidelity that That's funny. Funny having your infidelity be called industrial scale. An obsession perpetrated so many years. Also, the big thing is she goes, she was a porn addict and all this.
Starting point is 00:50:54 You wouldn't want to go to my school if your dad was fucking outed by your mom as a fucking porn fiend. I know. He had autistic levels of files where he had all these folders and it was categories by age, race. You would not want to be at my school ladies and gentlemen if your dad was outed for being the porn fiend
Starting point is 00:51:10 well unless unless yeah people would be like yo you got a backup his dad's yeah well that would be the thing if we found the playboy collection that's one thing there's some culpable deniability puts another thing being like your dad is life is just occupied by jerking off non-stop like yeah that's tough man uh so perpetrated over many years and her jessica's extraordinary a book the widow's guide to dead bastards she was so she really stuck it to him by you know you ever seen that scene in the simpsons where homer has the pet lobster and then he's eating the lobster he's crying over that's how i picture her eating the ashes. Just like spoonfuls of it. It's all over her mouth and shit.
Starting point is 00:51:50 She reflects, but then in despair, guilt took more of his ashes and ate them. The remains feel dry against the fingertips, coarser than baking powder, grainier than salt. So she's a bit of a wordsmith,
Starting point is 00:52:02 considers herself. She says, in one of the strangest set of texting notes you're likely to ever read, they mix with the teary water, a mineral mud on the back of my tongue. I swallow. It's true. It's really true. There's no fury like a woman's
Starting point is 00:52:15 scorn. That's a fucking 500 year old quote and it just rings true every day. You fuck a woman over, she's eating your ashes and writing a book about it. You really mess with the wrong person in that sense. Crazy. And she's taken down everyone else, including their kids
Starting point is 00:52:31 despite it. Yeah, she's ruining her kid's life. Again. And probably the money she paid the publicist to get this article done covered any profits from those 70 books sold. She's in the fucking red. She's in the red because this publicist wasn't cheap either. Yeah, the publicist wasn't cheap. She's in the red because this publicist wasn't cheap either. Yeah, the publicist
Starting point is 00:52:45 wasn't cheap. She's in for probably five grand, six grand a month. She's probably doing a two, three month run. She's probably out 16, 17K. She probably spent
Starting point is 00:52:53 five months making the book. She's probably out 20K in the hole. Easy. She's sitting on a clean 600 profit. Dude, the garage is just boxes of these books.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Just literally just atrophying waiting to get sent to goodwill she's right now in some local community center trying to do a book signing and there's no one in line and it's kind of sad ball she's at the local mall she's got the table outside like with a little like fucking you know the little fold-up thing where it's just like her graphic and she's just sitting there and people are just walking by going to the fucking dollar store and she's just waiting tubs of edible ashes being sold for 10 bucks a piece no takers the lockets like the little she goes you can buy a little chain you're selling your husband's ashes these aren't the real ones she's these are his possessions that i burned yeah so definitely not great you know it's funny in our uh in our we were talking about this but um
Starting point is 00:53:47 they did a study where they were said that when they were talking about nuclear fuel and you know different places and the the difference is uh legitimately uh more so than many other issues it's just women versus men where it's like women are on aggregate against it and men are on aggregate against it and men are on aggregate for it yeah and you know we've talked a lot about how you know uh when we're talking about the climate stuff where it's like you know women love that until it comes to having to you know use less washing or you know not have the ac on as much or buy less stuff right buy less fast fashion but i was loving the idea that women are allowed to have their way.
Starting point is 00:54:26 They're like, all right, women, you win nuclear powers. However, for every ounce of power that we remove, you have to make up by being on a bike that's attached. So every guy's wife is just on a fucking exercise bike powering the TV and the things. Hey, man, that's not the worst idea. You put their appliances like washers, hair dryers. You put all those appliances attached to a bike that's not the worst idea. You put their appliances like washers, hair dryers, you put all those appliances attached to a bike that's in the thing. They have to churn their own power.
Starting point is 00:54:49 It can even be a recumbent bike. It can be recumbent, you can just be sitting. So they have to churn their whole power. Any anti-energy sentiment you get on the bike to prove it. I like that. So there's a German version of that which was kind of the vegan, which obviously there's crossover from the vegans to the energy people, right?
Starting point is 00:55:07 And this was translated from German, but he's a big German guy, nutritional sociologist. He said, men eating meat symbolically subjugates the woman. And so... Because women don't like meat. This guy's trying to get some pussy.
Starting point is 00:55:20 You know what I mean? He's looking for that German pussy. Yeah, this guy's getting his fucking head shit on. This 100% is a German guy that's looking to get some pussy. You know what I mean? He's looking for that German pussy. Yeah, this guy's getting his fucking head shit on. This 100% is a German guy that's looking to get shit on and he's looking to get some university play. He's looking for some,
Starting point is 00:55:32 yeah, TA pussy. Meat is strongly associated with masculinity. Only men's work was considered physically demanding, not women's. Men were factory workers and soldiers
Starting point is 00:55:41 whose bodies needed meat. If the construction worker only gets meat once the construction worker only gets meat once a week and only salad he'll fall off the scaffolding on the third day but but care work this is uh the woman he's talking to says but care work also requires physical strength at home and in jobs they're still predominantly done by women such as nursing or care for the elderly so this is a very this is a whimsical this is a very whimsical conversation. Look, building a building, doing some laundry, same thing.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Babysitting's as hard as scaffolding, I think, is the argument that's being made here. Yeah, of course. I mean, we've all seen that famous photo of the woman up on the 90th floor of that fucking beam doing some laundry, you know? Well, yeah, their argument is that they they they try to they try to make meat appeal to men because they're doing harder work but they're incorrect because women are just doing
Starting point is 00:56:31 as much physically demanding work and that's why no one should eat it i guess they were marketing meat 200 years ago there wasn't like a big meat push people were just like that animal you eat it it's delicious and we can make more of. There's an advertisement that shows three pieces of meat with the text stomach, legs, bottom for men. Several things coming together here. Meat is food for men. Well, women are supposed to shape their bodies for the male gaze through their stomach and legs. One could even go as far as to say that men symbolically consume women's bodies when they're eating meat. Yeah, they do.
Starting point is 00:57:03 You know how they be tasting. I think it's like one of those things where you do your four-year degree. It might not wreck your brain totally. You get into the master's program sometimes it starts to go a little hard. PhDs, you probably split into two camps. One's where your brain's totally fucking mashed potatoes
Starting point is 00:57:20 at this point. Or people that kind of find that they probably look at the system being like, this thing's a little wacky or you go full mashed potato soldier right if you get to the point where you go listen i've been spending seven years on this every time you take a bite of meat the reason men like meat is because symbolically you're eating a woman who you consider less than because they uh do a lot of work around the house which which is actually, people don't know this, but just as hard as doing scaffolding. Just as hard.
Starting point is 00:57:47 And they need meat too. And you go, they can have meat. And at no point does anyone in that room say, what are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing with our lives? Well, the moment you say that, you kind of go, what are we doing?
Starting point is 00:57:58 I mean, you have, there's got to be some of these people that have had a brain flash where they just fucking come to in a pile of pages written about how, you know, essentially every time you take a bite of a hamburger, you're eating your wife. You're eating your wife. And yeah, they go, I'm sure a lot of guys are like, yeah, my wife also eats the meat. She prepares it actually.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Well, she's also eating women because she hates them too. And you go, what are we doing here? That's a real stretch. Just say... What's the funding for this? How much does the university get a year? You don't want to know. Shut it down.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Shut it down. That's enough science, everybody. It's enough social science. That's for damn sure. It's the worst of the sciences. That's by far the worst of the sciences. Shut it down. Yeah, so this is a bit of a stretch.
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Starting point is 01:00:57 value folks for free if you go to drinkag1.com slash boyscast to check it out. There's a real tongue twister coming at you right now. Transgender Muslim wannabe fighter requests court to allow him to be euthanized after charged with making terroristic threats. So this is the full package. This is a lot of things happening. This is on the outside. The institutional version is you use a lot of fancy words to describe all your mumbo jumbo.
Starting point is 01:01:24 institutional aversion is you're using a lot of fancy words to describe all your mumbo jumbo this person's on the street becoming trans becoming a muslim demanding to be euthanized the best is he said uh when he was getting like patted like in the prison or whatever like when i think they said when they were cuffing him and he's like the guard had a boner the guard did not have a boner the guard was not patting you you fucking fine piece of transgender muslim ass and was like cuffing you up well they went full in because they were a girl for a month and a half and they're already making sex assault clips i know and he goes oh these fucking freaks yeah he's freaks i'm a boner when they're trying to put the cuffs on me. That is something else though, being trans for a month and a half and then saying that
Starting point is 01:02:07 you got arrested and then saying all the cops are patting you down with a boner. I'll tell you what, it is weird. I've done a few drunk tank nights and it is not great having to fucking be naked there. No. I hated it, man. It's not great having to be naked and the cop shows up and he goes, yo, why are you
Starting point is 01:02:24 naked? This is not mandatory. He goes, no, rules great having to be naked. And the cop shows up and he goes, yo, why are you naked? This is not mandatory. And he goes, no, rules are rules. It was actually the complete opposite of that. I used to talk about this on stage a little bit. But if you remember, me and my friends, there was a big fight. And then we went into the paddy wagon. They brought us to the paddy wagon. I was causing trouble when I was in the thing.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Because I was causing a bit of a ruckus. So they made me wait in the paddy wagon by myself while they processed everyone else. Then they bring you in, they strip search you, make you touch your toes or whatever. All the cops got boners. No, I'm just kidding. But they make me strip search and then they sent me the cell. So we all had our own cells because they're all just like these little holding cells. It wasn't one of those
Starting point is 01:02:58 big holding cells you see in the movie. But my friend was beside me so we were still kind of revved up at this point. So we're joking around and having fun, right? And then after So we were still kind of revved up at this point. So we're joking around and having fun. Right. And then after I'm like kind of soaked because I was like sweating and then, and then it started to get cold. So I'm like freezing. Cause my clothes are wet and I'm just wearing boxers.
Starting point is 01:03:13 And then I'm being like fucking nuts. They didn't give us our pants. And my buddy who's in the cell beside, we can hear each other. He goes, I have my pants. And then the other guy's like, I got pants.
Starting point is 01:03:21 It was like, I'm the only person. They didn't give my pants back. Oh, your shirt. I think I had a shirt. Yeah, shirt and boxers. I think I had a shirt and boxers, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:29 You're trying to penalize me. I think I had a shirt, boxers, and socks, yeah. And then my other stuff was in my little bin or whatever. All right, well, and then you were soaking wet. So then you popped the top just to not get too cold. I don't remember that. I don't remember the ins and outs of what I did for the coldness. But you were naked. I'll tell you what. I don't remember the ins and outs of what I did for the coldness. But you were naked.
Starting point is 01:03:45 I'll tell you what. I was naked. The other time I went with Anthony Engelbrecht. We were in the Saga Beach Comedy Festival. Oh, yeah. We had a big fight with these guys. I remember it was like, this guy's a monster, right? He just fucking took down 19 dudes in one punch.
Starting point is 01:03:58 He got his fist the size of a... Dude, I literally remember outside of fucking Vapor Central, the weed lounge. They brought him back to his old life because he was a jail guy back in the day. Oh, yeah. Outside of Vapor Central, someone said, literally, someone said, this is the type of guy, you say one word that's disrespectful. Not to me. He doesn't have that energy with me.
Starting point is 01:04:15 No, no, no. With us. I'm saying if you're a stranger and you think you're just going to say fucking- Bump him. Bump him. Say one off-color thing. You bring him back to his old life. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Dude, he beat the shit out of four guys in front of a weed lounge where everybody's pretty chill. Yeah, that's what he did in Wasega Beach. And then we went to the drunk tank. Okay, happens. Nicest guy. Hilarious. These people that used to be about that life, you don't want to bring it back out of them. This guy, literally, you shake his hand and your hand is raw after shaking his hand it's like just the most manly hands like he's just fucking the guy like
Starting point is 01:04:50 strips bark off a tree he's just manly he just stands a tree with his hand yeah shout out love him um but anyways when i went there i'll tell you what so i don't want to go full out here on the side of the cops because they do do some funny business. I think it is unlikely. And that man was pretty hot for the boner. I do think it's unlikely that the cops are the boner. But the funny part is on that side, it's like this guy went Muslim and then he tried to
Starting point is 01:05:16 be a firefighter. So this guy, he transitioned or he first he's transitioned into a woman and then he transitioned into Muslim. Right. Yeah. So he goes from like a dude looking like you to a woman in a hijab. Just me in a hijab. To Danny in a hijab.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Yeah, minus the beard though. And then he goes, he wouldn't, he didn't get into the firefighters and he said it was because of his discrimination because he's Muslim.
Starting point is 01:05:36 So he made several 911 calls that culminated him threatening to open fire on multiple county and city buildings. Morgan was arrested and taken to the jail.
Starting point is 01:05:44 So that's why he got taken to the jail. This guy was Muslim for one day. He starts making terrorist threats. Yeah, the actual Muslims are like, can you not, please? Yeah, he's calling the Muslims being like sick, right? Yeah. I'm one of you. They go, no, no. Basically
Starting point is 01:05:59 what he did. We're trying to not do this shit. This guy goes Muslim for a fucking day and a half. He's calling bomb threats. Hot dog strapped to his fucking chest goes i gotta do it yeah he's like be a muslim fucking sick they're like we don't this is what we do right this is what we're doing yeah kind of right wow and then he goes to the jail and he was like you know i'm being sexually assaulted he's every guard has a fucking boner all the time? Guards can't stop having boners around me. So this guy, basically, by the end of it, he was, you know when they have those videos,
Starting point is 01:06:33 one day being a woman, like two days being a woman? This guy is three days being a Muslim transgender woman, and he's calling in bomb threats, saying everyone's trying to sexually harass him, and also he wants to commit suicide. Yeah, not a suicide bombing yeah he was requesting to be transferred to the countries that have euthanasia yeah he was literally transferred out of country he goes can you transfer me to canada to just put me down and they go we don't do that i don't know what you think this is because i'm muslim is it because i'm muslim that you won't send me to canada to
Starting point is 01:07:04 be euthanized huh because i'm a transgender muslim you just refuse to have me euthanized you know that is you're looking at like a fine and maybe some community service we're not transferring you to another country trudeau had a fucking banger recently i know we always go back to it but it's like the guy's so funny people are missing out they don't see the things he does he had a thing like i don't remember a thing he does. I know. He had a thing, like, I don't know if you remember, a thing a year ago, right? So he basically goes, because of all the airlines, a lot of times cancel flights. So he goes, he has this big thing. He stands up and he makes like this whole thing of like, I'm going to stop this now.
Starting point is 01:07:33 I'm fighting the big airlines, right? So then. Both of them. Fights a couple of big airlines. But so he starts this system where he goes, there's this complaint system. So if you want to if the if your flight gets canceled you uh go to this system complain right the system costs 1200 bucks a complaint yeah so 1200 bucks a complaint like you have to pay what do you mean no no this is how inefficient
Starting point is 01:07:58 it is so all said and done it costs 1200 bucks per person for how much bureaucracy and stuff they have they are currently two and a half years behind oh yeah so if you have a flight that can't gets canceled you basically uh you go to this website you go put in your complaint two and a half years later 1200 bucks later they look into it and then most of 90 of the complaints you don't win because the idea is like you're not it's fine if they cancel that for weather right or uh any bullshit technical problems any bullshit that they always say sure because no airline just says like oh we're canceling flight because we're still they always give you some excuse like there's a technical problem right they never just say you know the pilot's tired they never just say we cancel it
Starting point is 01:08:41 because we're fucking i had one i had one uh flight actually canceled i remember because they go we don't have uh uh stewardesses or whatever like flight attendants yeah that happens yeah hey they're like this the flight attendants that were supposed to work here like they've worked too many hours too tired yeah they worked too many hours this week no i know but legally they're too tired yeah yeah they're too tired okay thanks yeah so i don't. Okay. Thanks. Yeah, so I don't think that. I think they're allowed to have things like that. But anyways, the moral of the story is they're like, I'm going to solve this problem. $1,200 a person.
Starting point is 01:09:14 The system doesn't work. And then also, I think the airline pays half it, so prices of tickets are all up by like $200 a pop. And in Canada, there's like zero competition. And he goes, you're welcome. It was the ultimate of the old uh saying that uh never nothing so scarier as i'm from the government i'm here to help yeah so danny has been talking about you know very probably one of your main things you talk about is to try to make you eat bugs so you call me late at night
Starting point is 01:09:41 3 a.m you go try to make me eat the bugs. I just get a text from Danny at 4 a.m. I'm sorry to DoorDash. I think there was a bug in it. I'm not doing it. Not a mistake. Not going to eat it. That's what happens. You order Chinese food.
Starting point is 01:09:53 There's a bug in there. They go, that was on purpose. That was not an accidental bug. They're weaning you into the bugs. Yeah, yeah, exactly, right? Yeah, there's a bug in my meal. They go, yeah, we know. Yeah, we know.
Starting point is 01:10:01 What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like it? And? And? did you like it so there's an entire reddit uh message board it's kind of gross me out reading it it was gross i bet i could imagine you reading this being like when i send it to you i actually i think i deleted a couple of the gross i honestly felt like you were like gagging having to read these i was gagging and there was one of them that uh i don't know if you saw, but in the Reddit thread, it's a whole bunch of people and their whole deal's eating bugs
Starting point is 01:10:26 and they're all weirdos, right? And one of the things they said was one of the posts was saying, are you not sick of people demeaning us by making a joke about it saying, oh, they're trying to make you eat bugs. There's actually nothing wrong with eating bugs. Yeah, I fucking wish they'd make me eat bugs.
Starting point is 01:10:39 So it's all these people that want to get into this bug eating life. First one, I just got fired from my job and it's been a real wake up. I'm looking for ways to become fully self-sufficient as soon as possible. This seems like a step in the right direction. And she says, food's a rarity right now. And I'm honestly opening my mind to eating bugs long-term while planning on growing foods, such as carrots and lettuce as well. Is there a fast way to be self-sufficient on bugs? Really cheap? Any tips or ideas?
Starting point is 01:11:08 I would say, in my opinion, this one made me laugh because it felt like the ultimate overly overdramatic girlfriend that gets fired from their job. Yeah, he goes, I guess we're eating bugs now, huh? He goes, did they give you a severance?
Starting point is 01:11:20 Yeah, but that's not the point. Things are so bad. Here's your dinner, mealworms yeah thanks this is yeah literally give the mom gets fired from her job comes home and it gives the cooks dinner for the husband it's just a bunch of bugs and you go well i guess we can't even afford food because we have tons of food in the freezer well we're gonna need it well we're gonna need it because i just found some crickets in the fucking backyard and we're eating that now and you go it's yeah we're probably going to be fine. We have enough money.
Starting point is 01:11:46 The food bank is plenty stocked. You have six months. Yeah, worse comes to worse. We can go to the food bank. No! No, we're eating bugs. I'm eating a cup of ladybugs. Until I find a new job.
Starting point is 01:11:56 You go, I don't want to eat bugs. So outside the work, eating bugs, being like, this is what you made me do. Yeah, and it turns out you can't just eat bugs from the, like, outside. That's the big thing that I learned from this is you can't just go like oh hey there's like a bug i can eat that apparently they're not good for you because the problem is those bugs are like because these people want like organic bugs fancy bugs people want like heirloom organic bugs they're like no
Starting point is 01:12:19 these bugs have been eating trash and mcdonald's and stuff there's a that's they're literally like i'm not eating a bug this bug's full of poo yeah true. They're literally like, I'm not eating a bug. This bug's full of poo. Yeah, but they're like, I'm not eating a bug that's been eating McDonald's. Like, this bug is bad for me. I want grass-fed bugs. Yeah, so then they're like. Eating only the finest of grains. So then they're like, you have to, they were like, yeah, you have to have like a 20th generation bug.
Starting point is 01:12:37 Yeah. Like, basically, like, you get the bug and then you start breeding them and feeding them. And then, like, once they hit, like, the 20th generation, you go, that's a clean bug right there. That's very gross. Yeah, an un-toxic bug. Eating pet store mealworms for reptiles. How to make it as safe as possible. Dude, that's fucking dark.
Starting point is 01:12:55 That is literally worse than the... I don't even think they were doing that in the Depression, where you're showing up to the pet store and you're like, I'd like some bugs for my... It's something else. Gecko. And they go, you're like i'd like some bugs for my something else uh gecko and they go you're not eating these are you yeah please don't and it's like you have the shame of being like yes they're for my family it's the only way i can feed them i'm thinking about simply buying live ones at the pet store uh feed them veggies and oats and generally okay stuff for a period of time and then boil and cook them.
Starting point is 01:13:25 I'm aware there might be some microplastics, but I'm okay with it this one time. So she's wondering if there's microplastics in the mealworms for lizards. You don't want any microplastics. When you're eating lizard food. These are like health-conscious people. It seems like it.
Starting point is 01:13:40 He's coming from a very health-conscious angle. They're not like destitute. This is one of the biggest freak shows on Reddit right now. This is a bug eating group. Is taste going to be affected even a week after a week of good feed? So he's wondering. He doesn't want his bugs to taste bad. Apparently someone said if you feed your bugs broccoli, they go, they taste like broccoli.
Starting point is 01:14:00 But then if you feed them like that, someone's like, you feed them apples and stuff and they'll taste sweeter. That can't possibly be true. They fucking taste like broccoli if you feed them broccoli. I like you feed them apples and stuff and they'll taste sweeter i can't possibly be sure that they fucking taste like broccoli if you feed them broccoli that's what they're saying could i eat them raw fried without boiling first or is boiling a must for pet grade insects so they definitely don't want their fucking worms for the lizards to taste weird or anything like that yeah i mean here's here's a crazy thing if you live near any body of water is you take the bug you put it on a hook and then you catch a fish because fish love bugs see you're assuming that that but they might not want to eat fish that's only the one person that's like i'm so poor i'm eating bugs so i've you know that's the one person
Starting point is 01:14:40 throwing a tantrum getting in the community the rest of the community is like this is almost ideological yeah yeah they're like i'm not eating an animal i'm not eating a fish i'm not eating a and throwing a tantrum and getting into the community. The rest of the community is like, this is almost ideological. Yeah, yeah. They're like, I'm not eating an animal. I'm not eating a fish. I'm not eating a fish. I'm a bug man.
Starting point is 01:14:49 Yeah, I'm a bug man. I'm an official. Yeah, like a proper bug man. Is it safe to eat city bugs? So this is more of a country folk. They're not. The city bugs versus country bugs. You know, the country bugs
Starting point is 01:15:01 are a little more laid back. The city bugs have their nine to five. They're on their way to somewhere. You do not want to eat a New York City cockroach. They're hardened. They're a little grosser. They've been...
Starting point is 01:15:10 They got crack on them and stuff. Yeah, they... Fentanyl. Yeah, yeah. Fentanyl overdoses and... City bugs are all, you know, just chock full of fentanyl. But that's, you know,
Starting point is 01:15:22 people always have that conversation. City bugs versus country bugs, you know? Yeah, know yeah of course oh here's a good one extremely insecty tasting critic critic crickets yeah so little unhappy that the crickets tasted insecty recently bought a bag of crickets first time buying them from a store for myself as opposed to eating them at a restaurant i've found them to have way more distinct taste than others i've had any suggestions for flavoring or uh how to compliment them i mean you probably compliment them by having real food then just throw out the bugs throw out the bugs i mean i know that was like a big thing where at one point someone was like you can eat chocolate covered crickets and that was like a people are like chocolate covered crickets i guess if you put enough chocolate on them that you know yeah
Starting point is 01:16:08 just taste like cure them enough you won't taste the bug tastes like a peanut m&m this is so funny being into bug eating you don't want to taste like bugs i mean we're all gonna be eating bugs here right i don't you just get used to it the mods they want the mods to do this hey mods can you please post a sticky to inform people that eating wild caught insects is risky so this is probably like an og bug eater and they're like these new guys are you know getting a little willy willy nilly about their bug eating yeah i ate a worm and now i have a worm i mean these yeah these people are living like wild animals the crazy thing is they don't they think we're living like wild animals right because we're like oh you oh
Starting point is 01:16:44 what you just like do you think that's what they think they think we're living like wild animals, right? Because we're like, oh, you just like... Do you think that's what it is? Do you think they think they're fancy? Yeah, these are fucking futuristic pod people. Okay, you think in their mind, they're like, I'm so above this. I'm a high-volume guy. Yeah, they're like, this is the galaxy brain shit. This is galaxy brain diet right here.
Starting point is 01:16:58 You guys are eating animals that you feed and raise and butcher. They're like, no, this is the next level above and like it really is like our consciousness expanding as we just eat the bugs i i you'd have to give me a lot of money to eat one bug it's like really gross to me it was fine yeah but you'll eat anything you're a fucking i won't eat anything no i won't eat anything i told you when i was in fucking i want to say it was in vietnam or laos or cambodia or something and then we stopped we were doing on a bus and we stopped at We were on a bus. And we stopped at this rest stop.
Starting point is 01:17:26 And this woman had this. I'll never forget this. She had this plate on her head. There was this circular plate. And it was covered in deep fried or roasted tarantulas. And they were huge. They were the size of my fist. And so on the bus we were on, there were like locals who also took the bus.
Starting point is 01:17:46 And the locals got off and they just like beeline for this tarantula lady. And then she like she takes the plate off her head. And they're all like they're like picking through them for like the choice ones. You know, like they're like kind of like they can tell the difference. They're just shaking them like it's kind of they're like, oh, that's the good one. And they just like got a bag of roasted tarantulas. And they're just eating them. That's one of the grossest things Other countries do insane things
Starting point is 01:18:09 Well they have to Nah they do not have to eat tarantulas Those are expensive probably That was way more expensive than the alternative That was a delicacy for them It probably is a delicacy I'm not even a hypocrite on this Because I think eating fucking lobsters is kind of gross too
Starting point is 01:18:24 Yeah I wonder what the exchange rate is For like how many like twix bars you could get because you could get that rest up like you buy oreos like it wasn't like you're like oh man we're in the middle of i'm telling you that you are in the middle of nowhere but you can still get all these things yeah but this is like this is like a little piece of lobster for them it's like a high high brow thing i think oh this was in vietnam actually now i remember because i got a soup because they have pho is like the big soup and then i got a chicken pho i go nothing wrong with this and then there's a full chicken leg in it the foot oh chicken foot soup jamaicans all do that yeah and then and then people i was like i like literally like picked it up and do this yeah and they're and they're
Starting point is 01:18:56 all just they're all sucking the fucking meat off the toes on the foot of the chicken shit's gross man yeah but does no one ever tell them this is gross like has no one ever told them dude they think you're an idiot for thinking it's gross they're like are you i'm not no it's objective it's objectively gross to eat a fucking tarantula it's not though it's just that they're like you're missing out their whole thing is like you are missing out yeah well i'll continue to miss out you will are fire ants safe to eat someone's looking to expand their palate I was thinking about collecting some red imported fire ants And making them into bug lollipops Or other dishes
Starting point is 01:19:30 Is there any risk to doing this? I mean, it's going to be a risk that people walk out of your party And call you a freak Yeah, I mean, maybe some Halloween This is some Halloween shit The response has said no, by the way They don't think fire ants is good to eat Yeah
Starting point is 01:19:41 In the bug community They got, obviously, whatever bites you And then gives you, like, hurts you Or whatever you're ingesting fire ants is good to eat yeah in the bug community they got obviously whatever bites you and then gives you like hurts you and whatever you're ingesting baby steps into eating bugs see this i don't even get though like if you don't eat bugs why are like what i i really do think it's the propaganda where they're like people are like they're trying to make us eat bugs and they're just like they see that posted on enough republican sites you're used to eating bugs well i think it's the other way where they're like oh republicans don't want you to eat bugs i'm a bug eater now
Starting point is 01:20:08 i'll show them i actually love bugs there's nothing wrong with i has to be that what's the other reason that would be like let me get on the reddit thread and start fucking doing some research of how i could become a bug eater and i'm not they're probably like worried about sustainability you know like they're having the last laugh here because one day we're just going to go to a straight bug eating society and ryan's gonna be like fuck i wish i weaned myself i'll kill myself well you're gonna have to because you're they're gonna be like here's your bowl of bugs i won't i'll blow my brains out that's the end for me yeah well there's not gonna be any guns well i'll have hoarded a lot of food i would imagine if i see if i can see any inkling that this is going to move
Starting point is 01:20:40 towards bugs yeah i mean you can still eat plants though right or you're saying it's apocalyptic and there's no plants no plants there's just these fucking i'd rather eat grass like a cow i don't know if you can get enough nutrition from grass well then i won't get enough nutrition then i guess i'll be a little short on nutrition then i was thinking that specifically i go could you just eat grass i don't know if you could this is not going to be for me there's no scenario where i would do it i would move to the one country where you don't have to do this. Yeah, yeah. One country. Yeah, I'd like to come to the country that doesn't. We're full, pal.
Starting point is 01:21:10 Thanks. I would tell them. I'm like, you don't even understand. We don't need bug eaters in our country. No, thanks. No, I'm not a bug eater. I'm a refugee. I'm one of you.
Starting point is 01:21:17 I'm escaping the bug eater. Nice try, you freak. Baby steps into eating bugs. I really want to start eating bugs but i don't think that i could just eat a whole one right away what are some baby steps to start with could i make a bug burger seems like a tasty idea if you don't think you could eat bugs well i don't get this is the part that i don't get you're like i want to be a bug eater but i think they're gross then you're not a bug eater you're not a bug eater you think it's gross why are you doing it you don't have to do
Starting point is 01:21:42 this have you ever seen that uh i think it's gross Why are you doing it You don't have to do this Have you ever seen that I think it's in Africa Where they They collect They have all these Like little like They look like fruit flies Almost And then they collect them And they make these
Starting point is 01:21:51 Like fruit fly Like burgers It's like a patty Of all fruit flies Like it's like a puck This is a fruit fly right Showed him a picture of himself Classic
Starting point is 01:22:01 Got him Too bad the video Wasn't on for me look surprised i was like what i can't get the video you're right um yeah but there's like a literal like patty of just compressed fruit flies and these but this is for them is like you're eating dirt the next option is you're like i'm just eating i would rather eat dirt it's less gross to me handful of sand like maybe it's in haiti or something dirt's's less gross to me. A handful of sand. Like, maybe it was in Haiti or something. Dirt's way less gross to me than that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:29 That's fucking... But you got protein in these. Yeah, that one's making me gag right there. That fucking thought of a fucking burger of fruit flies. Oh, man. And you got to pretend like it's over. If I burped right now, that'd be over. That's fucking nasty
Starting point is 01:22:45 It's not a bit by the way Yeah That's the grossest thing I've ever heard What happens if you have A fruit fly on your fruit fly burger No there's no scenario If you shoo away a fruit fly
Starting point is 01:22:53 That's on your fruit fly burger Or you just go like Catch it in the bun And you're just more A fruit fly burger This is the grossest shit In the world Yeah man
Starting point is 01:23:01 You should be fucking Be thankful that you don't Have to live like this How do I ask my classmate for their excess roaches without freaking them out? Now we're getting into real grody territory.
Starting point is 01:23:12 Roaches. That's real grody and asking your friend and being like, I'll take a couple of those off your hand. What for? Call me the exterminator.
Starting point is 01:23:19 Like the scene where Newman shows up with the milk to eat the fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just fucking hate them so much. Oh my God. They have a colony. The shows up with the milk to eat the fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just fucking hate them so much. Oh my god, they have a colony. The classmate with the colony says there's
Starting point is 01:23:29 a lot of excess adults and they need to get rid of them. So this guy wants to say, I'll take care of them, but I don't want to... Care of them? I don't want you to know that I'm going to eat them. Oh my god. Someone said the roaches are good, too. The way they're prepared. Dude, if I had... I mean, I wouldn't be in either of these positions
Starting point is 01:23:45 Because there's no way I'm going to have a fucking colony of this gross shit But if I did and someone showed up And was like do you mind if I eat a couple of those I'd be like get out He goes no I'm going to kill them With my fucking shoe No please leave I'd call the fucking police
Starting point is 01:24:01 Yeah the one thing is Yeah I'm actually grossed out But in this scenario I knew you would be But in this scenario Of like eating bugs You can kind of deep fry anything And it'll probably just taste
Starting point is 01:24:10 Like chips It's not only about the taste man It's a mental thing Yeah yeah for sure Like the antenna and stuff Dude you go to these night markets In Asia In like Southeast Asia
Starting point is 01:24:18 And like they'll have Like how you go to like a candy shop And they'll have like every bin Of like candies They have like every bug Like they'll have every bin of candies. They have every bug. They'll have 50 different bugs. That's the world they want you to live in, folks. That's the funny thing.
Starting point is 01:24:31 It's probably people in Thailand are like, what do you mean? They want to eat bugs? Yeah, we do. We've been doing that since fucking ever. Yeah, well, not here, my friends. This is fucking America. You're going to put those bugs into my cold dead mouth mouth yeah and by the way reverse of that is it safety dead insects now you've gone too far so this person's got a bunch of dead bugs kicking around and they don't just
Starting point is 01:24:54 eat them what they just like keep them and then this is the one that i was talking about doesn't it get tiresome to see this same old stigma on reddit they're getting mad. Stigma, bug stigma. They're eating the bugs and everybody's kind of cool with it. So you got the wrong guy. I mean, New York City, I guarantee you.
Starting point is 01:25:11 Not much. It'll make me go to war, but I will. I'll pick up arms. New York City, I guarantee you has like a bug eating meetup. Where people just go
Starting point is 01:25:21 and they just, yeah, here we go. Brooklyn bugs. We are edible insect. First thing that comes up go. Brooklyn Bugs. We are edible insect. First thing that comes up right here. Brooklyn Bugs.
Starting point is 01:25:28 We are edible insect ambassadors. Chef Joseph Yu. I thought you just started dating a girl and you find out she's one of the Brooklyn Bugs. An edible insect ambassador, world-renowned chef
Starting point is 01:25:38 and thought leader. That's how they start. They go, I'm a thought leader. So you are right. This is how they see themselves as intellectuals Yeah
Starting point is 01:25:45 Tours around the world To share the delicious potential Of edible insects And the burgeoning innovation Of insect agriculture So she basically thinks She's like an evangelist Like showing up to these places
Starting point is 01:25:54 Being like You know Are you going to tell me about Christ I have a better book It's just like You know One of those books It's like a sticky book
Starting point is 01:26:00 With different insects in it Exactly And it's impact I have a better book It's called a menu Yeah Too bad Menu of bugs And it's impact i have a better book it's called a menu yeah too bad menu of bugs and it's a impact on the united nations 17 sustainable development goals so this is like a sustainability thing they're they're these are thought leaders
Starting point is 01:26:13 so these people you're a fucking troglodyte so that you're right steak i'll tell you what i missed you're right because we were talking about intellectuals i don't know yeah i get maybe you said it but i wasn't really connecting the dots on really the huge part of it is that i'm an environmental guy yeah this is like i'm saving the planet by eating these bugs yeah yeah it says right here to address the challenges of food security climate change health and nutrition workforce activation environmentalism and sustainability so this is the kind of uh non university professor of the how did we get here. Just like you find yourself just at a restaurant just mowing down a fucking fruit fly burger being like, I'm helping.
Starting point is 01:26:52 Yeah. Yeah. Let me see if I can. This is what your plate would look like there, Ryan. I'll send it to Johnny. Fuck off. Johnny, I'll send that over to you. If you brought that out to me, I'd fucking flip the plate.
Starting point is 01:27:03 It would be a fighting word. There's a full tarantula on there too. That'd be fighting words for me. It's like literally, dude, this is like, like nobody would pass this on Fear Factor.
Starting point is 01:27:11 Like if you were on Fear Factor and this came your way. I can do any of the Fear Factor stuff. No, but this is the one where. I can do the pain stuff. There's no way I could do the gross stuff. That's why I couldn't do Fear Factor.
Starting point is 01:27:19 There's no way I could do the gross stuff. I just sent this to you. You can put this up for people. Did I ever tell you that I was on a reality show? Yeah, I remember with the coffin. It was Andy's show. Yeah, Andy's show.
Starting point is 01:27:27 Yeah, boy, Andy. So I was on, people we knew had this show. It was called Scare Tactics. Scare Tactics. It was hosted by Tracy Morgan. Yeah. And then me and my buddy Jarek went, I forgot all the fucking about that. I haven't mentioned that.
Starting point is 01:27:41 I forgot that I was on a fucking, because I was on multiple reality shows, but I was on that reality show as a contestant because they were looking for contestants and they're like oh you guys would be good on it fuck i want you to get that foot basically i've seen there was one but they put us in a thing it wasn't scary to me though because i kind of knew it was fake yeah well i knew the guys right but anyways they put us in like something with like uh spiders and stuff like that but I wasn't really good at it. Jarek was pretty good at it. He had to go through the thing and find the hole and get out and whatever.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Yeah, yeah. I don't remember what it was. But basically, we were in some obstacle course. But we didn't have to eat anything. Yeah, I remember there was some channel that I used to watch when I still lived in Toronto. It was scary, though. And they used to play scare tactics all the time. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:22 Well, anyways, I was on it. You could find that, for sure. Probably right track that down. It's somewhere around. But that was gross. Yeah, well, anyways, I was on it. You can find that for sure. Probably right track that down. It's somewhere around. But that was gross. Yeah, that was gross. But I didn't have to eat him. Didn't you guys have to be like stuck in a coffin or something?
Starting point is 01:28:32 Yes, but I was, it was, he was, he's not grossed out by that stuff. So I was kind of like the wingman and he was doing all the stuff and I was just sort of along for the ride. I was like the bitchy girlfriend. Someone jumps out. We won though. we won a trip we won like a trip to cancun uh what uh oh yeah you did win the trip i remember i think we sold it to someone i remember i was like two grown men we're like we're gonna fucking trip to mexico together so what what bug man versus bug man tier Would you do A fucking Brooklyn Bugs Eat off
Starting point is 01:29:05 Zero No there's no scenario Not even like 50k Or something How much would I Eat some bugs No no no How many
Starting point is 01:29:12 Patreon subscribers Would we need For you to go eat Well I'm thinking Money wise To eat a bug Bug eat off Between you and I
Starting point is 01:29:19 So I would do it too I don't think I'd eat bugs for a while Like would this be The culmination of Bugman versus bugman Like the last episode Would just be Us eating bugs It would be a bad Bugman versus bugman Because you would Just destroy me I'd eat bugs for a while. Like, would this be the culmination of Bugman vs. Bugman? Like, the last episode would just be us eating bugs?
Starting point is 01:29:26 It would be a bad Bugman vs. Bugman, because you would just destroy me. I would eat zero and be like, oh, Danny won. And I would eat just, like, the one mealworm that's deep-fried and go... No, the problem is, what you're not realizing, it's not... I couldn't.
Starting point is 01:29:38 Yeah. Like, if I had one... If it touched my tongue, I would fucking puke. Right, this guy's super serious about bugs. You don't understand, my brain is... I know. I'm not even, like, some guy where, again there was like very like i couldn't go after that trend dude like i couldn't go after that tarantula man like no way yuck dude look at this salad it's like a fucking planet friendly food solutions also you were right because
Starting point is 01:30:06 fucking i knew you have two week of a gag reflex to be covering this i do a week of a gag reflex i think i fucked my own gag reflex because for comedy i used to always make myself puke and i could use a few like kind of like you know when jack has his big all that stuff i used to because when you're doing videos it used to be like so climactic when yeah it's such a good way to like if you're like messing with someone or doing. It's such a good way to, if you're messing with someone or doing something, it's such a good thing to have on video to puke. So I was kind of able to make myself puke really easy. But then it became a problem where every time I drank, I would puke.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Dude, I remember legitimately being like, fucking Waldo was like this too, but I remember also being at a bar and just quickly going to the bathroom, having a quick puke, coming right back out? That used to be on the regular. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that recently. You're getting out of the cab, walking to the bar, fucking walk beside, quick puke back in.
Starting point is 01:30:52 Yeah, yeah. That used to be pretty regular for me. And you feel like a million bucks. It does. Obviously, you're spending money. And you're drinking gross shit when you're young, too, like 40s and shit, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:03 OE 40s. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this looks kind of like the puke juice so the cicada kimchi that he makes like it looks kind of like shrimp but okay enough bugs enough bugs fucking too gross for me diagnose you know the girl that we've been following that's a psychopath right you're gonna have to narrow that down please i literally don't well we've been following this one girl that's posting that she's like the psychopath community i'm a narcissist so she's got this tiktok channel being like i'm a i'm a psychopathic narcissist right who wrote the book she wrote a book she has a channel her whole thing
Starting point is 01:31:38 and she's kind of like normalizing psychopath but there's a new rendition that she finally got here she goes diagnosed psychopath reveals why she why she was a massive childhood bully who main who mainly targeted boys and we've been wondering why you know when she's going to get to you realizing it was for feminism but she finally she finally made the connection between being like i was you know this psychopath for feminism she finally made the connection being like, I'm a psychopath for feminism. There you go.
Starting point is 01:32:07 But obviously being the psychopath for causes is hilarious, like psychopaths for Palestine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you got to normalize it. Her literal thing is, I'm a psychopath, and I'm doing this for feminism. Nothing wrong with it. And there's nothing wrong with it.
Starting point is 01:32:19 Nothing wrong with it. It's just another mental illness. And also she realizes that the reason she used to torment people wasn't just because she's a psychopath. She realized it was because another mental illness. And also she realizes that the reason she used to torment people wasn't just because she's a psychopath. She realized it was because of sexism. Man, women love normalizing mental illnesses, huh? It's their new thing for sure. They've definitely really jumped on it recently.
Starting point is 01:32:34 Yep. She knew how to manipulate others from a young age and she used this to her advantage to successfully, on various occasions, still, there was a certain gender microaggression that she couldn't wrap her head around, causing her to adopt misandrist views.
Starting point is 01:32:51 I was such a big hater of men. I ruthlessly bullied boys in class. While she wasn't aware of her reasoning doing this as a kid, in hindsight, she recognized that it likely stemmed from her hatred of sexism. Oh, she hated sexism as a six-year-old girl. Well, she didn't know it at the time, but now 30 as a psychopath influencer,
Starting point is 01:33:11 she's looking back and realizing that the reason she was doing that was likely because of it. It's funny that she found a reason for it that is actually okay. She goes, oh, I was actually doing a good thing. I thought I was a bad person. Which I still am. Which I still am, but I'm not. But I'm not. I'm not, it's complicated.
Starting point is 01:33:31 Yeah, it was like altruistic bullying back then. That was a good person. Which we did the sketch a while ago. But she's realizing that now, in hindsight, that the reason she was bullying these guys is for justice. For justice and for good. It's probably why. So the new reason just dropped 15 years later of reason she was bullying these guys is for justice. For justice and for good. That's probably why. So the new reason just dropped 15 years later of why she was bullying.
Starting point is 01:33:50 Vic's experience of being constantly dismissed just because she was a girl is a valid reason to feel resentful towards other boys. And it's an experience many girls can relate to. Rather than conforming to the silent role she and many other girls have been pushed into, she adopted hyper-masculine characteristics and defiantly acted out against other boys.
Starting point is 01:34:09 So, I like that it's... This is being... It's funny, too, because it's being taken at face value. You go... And they realize they do this. You go, aren't you a psychopath, though? She goes... Yeah, but this one thing I'm not being a psychopath about.
Starting point is 01:34:21 Yeah, I'd like to hear the boy's take on what happened, too. Well, basically, she's like... Actually, I'll just read this one thing I'm not being a psychopath about. Yeah, I'd like to hear the boy's take on what happened, too. Well, basically, she's like, well, actually, I'll just read this one thing. She goes, Vic may have projected her hatred for sexism onto other boys, so they're doing a bit of a diagnosis here. Oh, this is like the internalized misogyny shit, where you go, I think women are bad at sports because of internalized misogyny. This is the biggest rationalization I've ever seen in my life. This is crazy. I mean, they're nuts.
Starting point is 01:34:43 I used to have a joke where I said they could rationalize anything. Oh, man. I got in a car accident. That was probably for the best. Yeah. But harsh and unfair ways. But this doesn't compare to the unfairness young girls and women experience in their daily lives just for being women.
Starting point is 01:34:57 So it's basically, to what you said, it's a guy having his face swirled in the toilet and she's now realizing that 15 years later that this was actually she was fighting. But I want to see those guys the guys are like that didn't happen they're like she was a bitch and we kicked the shit out of her. We used to throw mud on her. A third hypothesis you're saying she wasn't bullying people. Yeah I think in her mind she was like
Starting point is 01:35:18 literally like you know she was thinking of bullying guys. Well in her mind she was walking around stiff arming every guy in the classroom you ever heard ever of a girl bullying like proper bullying boys yeah i have yeah well picture this picture like picture uh being like 11 years old yeah and picture like a girl who's 11 who basically matured really quick to she looks like she's fucking 15 and then also she's like a gangster okay you know what i mean i went to jewish school when i was 11 we didn't have that picture like a fucking you know like a 17 year old woman but she's actually 12 okay and she's
Starting point is 01:35:55 got like a fucking baby blue bandana on lesbian her boyfriend's 25 yeah yeah oh not lesbian she's strapped up because yeah i didn't go to school she's low-key affiliated with a Latino gang. Okay. She's dealing drugs. Yeah. And then... There's a real backstory here, I suppose, yeah. I don't have a specific one.
Starting point is 01:36:17 I'm just saying that this is... I can picture a scenario. Yeah, yeah. And she's telling some boy that's five years younger than her, give me your fucking lunch money. And she's saying it in a gangster accent, yeah. And she's, you know, telling some, you know, boy that's five years younger than her. Sure. You know, give me your fucking lunch money. Oh, yeah, yeah. And she's saying it in like a gangster accent, too.
Starting point is 01:36:29 She's like, you know, she's got like the Toronto accent being like, yo, dog, yo, for real, fucking give me your lunch money, fam. And she's 13, but she looks like she's 19. Sure. And she's bullying like an eight-year-old. She's bullying an eight-year-old, you know? She's got like a real gangster flair to her. I guess that's possible.
Starting point is 01:36:44 Yo, dog, honestly, yo, you fucking give me's got like a real gangster flair to her. I guess that's possible. Y'all, dog, honestly? Y'all, you fucking give me your fries for real still. She ain't got my fries. I was thinking more of like a 12-year-old girl bullying a 12-year-old boy. You know, like that ain't happening. Do you know the rapper Top 5? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:57 Our producer rapper guy. He did some interview and there was a girl interviewing. She was asking about Drake. And she was like, what do you think about Kendrick Lamar? And he goes, interview and uh there was a girl interviewing she was asking about drake and she was like uh what do you think about uh you know kendrick lamar's and he goes yo kendrick lamar yo why you ask me about that yo yo that's disrespectful yo kendrick lamar came to toronto yo get sprayed
Starting point is 01:37:19 up eh and he's doing this whole speech and then she goes well it did become like a big viral hit and she goes yo honestly i got a girl right there you don't think she can fucking touch you like she's like telling the interviewer like my female friend's gonna kick the shit out of you if you keep kendrick lamar yo why you fucking bring that name up your man's come to toronto get i was fucking dying oh i love that i watched that video probably four times i love that accent but it is objectively the worst accent that's insane fucking insane accent but anyways i'm picturing a girl that's obviously that's toronto but could be anywhere but you picture you know like a fucking latino gang member yeah that you know
Starting point is 01:38:03 her brother's in the fucking like in the crips or something yeah yeah yeah her brother's in ms-13 and she's at school bullying a guy three years younger than him for his fries so that's possible i'm just saying i that was my take on you know what i'm picturing this girl you know real butch with like a bandana on yeah yeah like but this wasn't this she She got a tattoo probably already. This chick was not an MS-13. You're right. She's a fucking psycho influencer.
Starting point is 01:38:31 Yeah, exactly. This is the psycho influencer who's making this all up. Well, that's possible too is that none of this happened. None of this happened. Hey, I'm not ruling out none of this happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when you ask kids, you go, who's the biggest bully in your school? Because this chick says it was her.
Starting point is 01:38:44 And they go, really? Well, then you're adding a second level of craziness you ask kids, you go, who's the biggest bully in your school? Because this chick says it was her. And they go, really? Well, then you're adding a second level of craziness where you go, I bullied all these people, and I realized I did it for sexism. You go, you didn't bully anyone. You go, well, if I did, it was for sexism. Yeah, yeah, I explore it. She goes, I had fantasies about bullying boys. And that was for sexism.
Starting point is 01:38:58 And I still fantasize about bullying boys, young ones. That's how much I hate the patriarchy. I hate the patriarchy. If anything, Vicick and whoever wrote this article is fucking really just as just belongs in the psycho community also she goes if anything she exhibited an astounding level of emotional intelligence through her understanding of the disparity and refusal to conform to societal gender norms this is uh the therapist you know that where we say the therapist that that just tells them whatever they do is amazing.
Starting point is 01:39:25 Yep. Literally, someone goes, yeah, I used to, like, kick the shit out of people when I was in high school. And you go, if anything, that was very emotional intelligent of you to realize that sexism is so bad and you should be beating up little boys to prepare them to not, you know. Because of the disparities. Also, emotional intelligence is a funny claim to make from someone who's a clinical whole deal is I'm a psychopath.
Starting point is 01:39:50 Yeah. Yeah, she had this the emotionally intelligent psychopath is pretty good. This chick who writes this too has a lot of stuff on the psychopath. She's the number one
Starting point is 01:39:59 psychopath correspondent. Yeah, she covers it mostly. She has Diagnose Psychopath reveals what she was like. She's been a Stockholm Syndrome. I think she kind of fell in love withose psychopath reveals what she was like. She's a bit of Stockholm syndrome. I think she kind of fell in love with this psychopath. I think so, yeah. Francesca Duarte.
Starting point is 01:40:10 Vic the Path. I think for... What's her name again? Vic the Path is the TikTok of the psychopath. She'd suck to find out that you were a dude that got bullied by Vic the Path. 270K followers. I told you Vic the Path is okay.
Starting point is 01:40:24 And of course, number one pin thing, you can now book me for advice. Turn your passion into a profession. Your passion of psychology. You know, it's hard to hate
Starting point is 01:40:33 on Vic the Path because Vic the Path is doing okay. Vic the Path is fucking putting in work. And Vic, I think Vic the Path knows who to talk to.
Starting point is 01:40:40 They know if I'm talking to this person, you know, related to sexism, I'm talking to this person related to mental illness. Of course. I think Vic the Path knows what she's doing yep she's doing okay at fucking turning you know the fact that she's a psychopath into a career it's almost the i'd honestly is a classic narcissist move yeah so i actually respect her
Starting point is 01:40:57 and my beef is not with vick the path top comment this is cool af and brilliant monetization on your part so they agree with me yeah they go way to monetize being a psychopath yeah i can't hate on the path yeah all right we'll vic the path go everybody go check out vic the past she has like some videos of fucking four million views vic the path is you know nothing to shake a stick at man she's i mean i'm not gonna shake a stick at her because she's gonna grab the stick and beat the shit out of me. So I will not be shaking anything. Crack it in front of your eyes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:27 She's literally fucking one up the fucking. Nick the Path is going to grab my hair, put me into a fucking tray of bugs. Just fucking eat up. Yeah. She's going to turn me into a fucking popsicle stick with that stick. Force you to eat worms. Okay. I got a whole bunch of other pretty good ones here.
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