The Boyscast with Ryan Long - ADIDAS SHOWS BOOBS! w/ Chris from Brooklyn

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

In today's Boyscast we are joined by our friend Chris from Brooklyn - we cover Joe Rogan and the Spotify situation, the new Adidas ad, emoji skin colors, new women's sports ideas and much more. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Chris @chrisfrombklyn https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: buyraycon.com/boyscast - 15% Off Your Order mybookie.ag - Promocode: RYANLONG - Match Your Initial Deposit Up to $1000 LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. But we don't end forever. But we don't end forever. The BoyzCast. We are here and in solidarity with the godfather, Joe Rogan, we brought in Chris Faga, Chris from Brooklyn, onto the podcast, who is going to be for the next hour and a half... Just saying the N-word. Just saying the n-word just

saying the n-word 200 000 times in solidarity for the boys cast to show us in trouble daddy we we have an hour and a half take it away not today junior it's it's the boys cast n-word spectacular just in time for black history month yeah that's oh yeah chris if chris vegas said listen they're gonna do this to my boy rogue and i'll give him something to be mad about he said take this bloggers all these hard r's the r stands for rogers. All these hard R's, the R stands for Rogan. I'll tell you, he's taking the biggest L and all of this stuff is by far Spotify.

They for a second were like not doing so bad. It's not affecting the numbers though. That's the thing. You know what? I thought so that it's not affecting the numbers too and then I'm starting to just,

you know, Twitter, like anecdotal stuff where people on every side are kind of like, fuck Spotify. Neil Young fans are fucking Spotify. Danny Young.

No, I'm just saying as spotify has like a pr do we got a scab in our midst no i mean i use spotify no did you see the thing uh saga put out the whole thing where he was just like here's all the people who have a vested interest in spotify failing and it's all the people who have shorts they're running these stories then he's like also like amazon music saw the most increase because neil young signed an exclusive deal with them and it's just like oh yeah it's clear like you know my stance i stand in in solidarity with amazon as well i'm sort of playing both sides yeah i just bought extra stuff on you know what i buy on amazon pens and paper to write the n-word with that's that's how i that's how i sit in the middle yeah that's how I stray the fence. You know what was really making me laugh last night when I was trying to sleep?

Couldn't. The idea of doing prank calls and then calling pawn shops and then saying that you want to sell an old N-word pass. Say one of my boys gave me an N-word pass, but you know what? Honestly, I'm sort of N-worded out. Yeah, what do you think that goes for? What do you think that's worth?

Yeah, so if I could pawn it. But I do do want to get it back though right i'm able to come get it back afterwards yeah i mean you're just taking a loan essentially against the n-word pass that is sort of a good idea though to giving out fake n-word passes on the street to everyone it's like an old ticket stub from a like a like a jack johnson prize fight or something like well i'm gonna have to frame this inward pass. You know, it's not really worth much. You know, it was also, I think, making me think with all this stuff.

And we're not going to go too into the fucking nitty gritty of the Rogan because probably fair to say it's been addressed. Yeah, it's been addressed. Did you see Portnoy did his little live stream? I've seen Portnoy. He's up to his little tricks. No, he went in with those Midas touches.

Oh, that I actually saw, which was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. And he was like going in and then he literally, if you haven't seen it, they're like- He fucking hijacked or ambushed them. He ambushed. So there's basically a thing where this guy, Wocal Distancing on Twitter was saying they were behind this whole Rogan thing and because of the vaccine stuff and they're just like the higher ups are trying to basically just like get rid of him because he's become like

an inconvenience and the N-word thing- Point's been made. Convenient, right? And then a pornoid goes in because he's become like an inconvenience and the n-word thing points been made convenient right and then a poor noise goes in because he's like yeah it seems like you guys were the same people who were doing this to me with the business insider stuff he goes and does a live stream with these three fucking weasels absolute weasels these guys and then at one point he goes yeah you know what i actually have a text message of one of you saying the n-word and they're like and they're like no yeah well no you don't like they're and then he's like his one it was the name he was like is one of your uh wife's like scott and they just like ignore and he goes is one of your wives names they go yeah well his is he goes well and then people

like release the text hey yeah they're like linda's gonna be hearing for about it when you get down to right and they're like really because they're like there's no context when that should ever be said yeah yeah pretty funny that was good and uh there's plenty of context of when that should be said anytime you stub your toe after a mugging dude i had a fucking epic toe stubbing last week two times in 10 minutes at my girlfriend's place where like literally like my my pinky toe is currently like turned inwards like this and i fred flintstone dude i was holy shit i i was laughing because it was the point where like it was a comical it was crazy like sideshow bob stepping on the rakes it honestly was laugh so you don't cry you know literally dude i was like and my foot

is like fucked there you go from a toe stubbing a dual toe stubbing i was thinking that uh the media to you know uh in like minority neighborhoods, you know, where you grew up, the hood, you go, they say that it's very like, you know, against the cops, right? It's fair to say that that's happened in the last little bit. There's a bit of a disdain for the cops. A bit of a disdain, yeah. But so basically bloggers to comedians and podcasters is like the cops to people in minority neighborhoods where you go.

If any time one of them gets involved in your life, you're like, yeah, this could help, but also pretty good chance it ruins my life. Any time, you know, it's the same reason why if you're fucking in the projects and like a bunch of cops are poking around, there is a chance that this helps. But there's also a very good chance that after they leave that your life's never going to be the same also there's another thing with um you know the rock um is sort of my last point or whatever but the rock was um you know came on to rogan's thing and then he said oh he's actually you you got a brother and then he turned around and he was like oh sorry i didn't know his past and I hate that. It's a Don Winslow.

Exactly. Samoan giver. But basically, basically the moral of the story is, is that this is why you don't want these kind of like actor celebrities in your life. The same thing. Even if you get clout from these people for a second,

like, oh, cool, The Rock likes me. You go, it's not that all, a lot of times that ends with them denouncing you for their own career and you're worse off that's why i used to always say to managers and agents when i'd be like talking to them i'd be like that would be my main question is like hey how do you handle it if one of your clients get in trouble because then they make their big statement and then it makes it worse so all the a lot of these people you better you're better off to just fucking not be in there oh did you also see immediately people found a tweet of the truck the rock calling somebody a tranny but not only that like he's got all these wrestling promos where he's like

he's like let me say it in chinese not even that and like people like wrestling is scripted i'm like well it's pretty well like if you know about wrestling like the rock is the one guy they don't script yeah he's so he really just really believed that ching chong bing yeah also the guy that was a personal yeah that was personal yeah that was like from the heart of the yeah they actually asked him not to but like the thing with the don but like the don winslow guy was the was who the rock replied to he's being like sorry i didn't know rogan's past or whatever that's the dad from family matters no yes he's like some author i never heard of him or whatever but i don't know why the rock has his attention but then they were like this guy wrote all these novels and he's the

n-word like a thousand times stop yeah he's the guy who's basically like chastising rogan and then his defense is like well it's in a book so the character is saying that was what we've been talking about method acting if you're a method actor playing a racist that could be a fun time that was one thing we never touched on. Like when Leonardo DiCaprio, if he was method acting, the slave guy. Django? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Edward Norton. Edward Norton. Edward Norton walking around the Lower East Side preparing for fucking... Trying to play basketball. He goes up to fucking Rucker Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or whatever. Just gets stomped to death. Speaking of the canceled, actually, I think we were at the stand. Me and Chris were at a stand me and chris were at a few different uh comedy clubs this this week but uh uh fucking louis ck is a fan of the videos and stuff oh fuck yeah yeah yeah yeah and he was um talked to him for a bit and it was a very weird conversation because like it was sort of because he kept being like he ryan i make youtube

videos too and then just showing him a video of his dick he's like here here's me jerking off do not be smirks the name of my new friend. No, basically, it was like eight people at a table and then he came up and he was kind of like, oh, it's you, whatever. Oh, I like the videos, whatever. But then immediately, obviously, it's fucking Louis C.K. So every single person sitting there

is like watching this interaction. Right, yeah. So it was just like such an awkward scenario. But then one thing he said was that, he was like, oh, I found out about it in the woke racist video. And he was like, yeah, it was kind of when that video came out,

it was like, oh, okay. We don't have to be mad about that anymore, which is kind of what we, a lot of times say here, where it's like a lot of the things you're trying to make for people that are all fired up.

And then you go, it's just that someone said it and you're like, okay, so now people see what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Yeah.

Enough people kind of just like agree on it. Actually, when we were at Brooklyn, uh, last week, we was um chris came in and i was like mid argument with some random person that i just met some girl that was at the show i thought you knew those people about a joke they saw it was the weirdest thing because i was like there's these chicks there and i was just like who are these hot chicks ryan so there's like one dude with a chick on his lap and he i walk over he's like this guy owns a sex company or something what i was like i gotta go do a spot i'll see you later i was getting into it with this girl

and then she well she was sort of she was getting into about like oh yeah what you really need is meditation and this or that but she was angry flirting with you and right like she well that i know because her uh guy was there or something maybe the other ones were but this one i mean if they were flirting with me uh immediately i was fucking pretty fighty so then and the guy actually had a pretty good point because we were saying and she was going meditation this and that and she's like you need to get in touch with yourself and this and i'm like i go i promise you i don't like this is such and i go was it in relation to like did they watch your set or no they liked the set set. Oh, okay. But it wasn't. Okay.

They just wanted to talk. Well, they were just getting into this and that. And they were telling me, it was one of those things where they go, you know, and everyone needs this. And what you need is, you know, to expand your mind. And that's how you get actualized in this bullshit that I'm just like. They misread the nose ring so much. I go, I don't need any of this stuff.

Right. But then what the guy said, which was actually a pretty good point, he goes, this is sort of the classic East Coast, West Coast debate. And it really was because it was, if you break it down, it was that it was just like Hollywood bullshit of like, if every time you go to Hollywood, everyone's like, well, I couldn't possibly not go to the beach at least once a week. That's how I stay myself. And I need that and you

go no you don't whereas new york people are like almost maybe if you were to say if you were to be charitable to their hollywood bullshit is that they're too much like i don't fucking need anything or whatever yeah i mean we with the amount of people we know who moved to la to like do stand-up to never do stand-up ever again because they're just like yes what an amazing lifestyle out here and everything is you need that you go well you know why don't you go this day it's like well i go to lunch with my friends that day and you go well don't go to lunch with your friends you go well that's something that i need yeah i need they all they have all the things that they need do it a different time they can't though they have so many

things that they need crammed into their life you're talking about people who are like aspiring socialites like they're legitimately like aspire to do nothing there's so many of them though on there they have these just insane regiments of all the fucking stuff they need or else they're you know i'm gonna fall off the rails if i don't hit my routines of i need to hang out with this person for 45 minutes. I mean, maybe they do. Isn't that just a dry drunk? Isn't that what you call that? Dry drunk.

I don't. Also, so Adidas came out with a pretty For the Boys ad. I don't even know if it was For the Boys. Danny sent this. Was it For the Boys? No, maybe not. Did you see the Adidas ad? No.

Can you show it to them? You have it on your thing, right? the Adidas ad? No Can you show it to them? I don't Yeah like You have it on your thing right? Yeah I'll pull up on my phone So Adidas came out with this new ad Did they finally embrace The all day I dream about sex thing?

I guess kind of Yeah Honestly that's like A lot of people Were kind of going with that All I can say is They were just like Basically they released

Check out these racks Yeah they just released an ad With 43 different pairs of fucking boobies i think they deleted i think they deleted it oh wait i did i i didn't send me your messages to me yeah it's for a sports bra right yeah this is it right here yeah yeah yeah i saw it not a lot of great tits in there a lot of tits in there though that's their whole thing and that well that's the funny part so their whole thing was look there's all these types of gross tits but they

didn't say gross they replied gross some of them were fine some of them were fine but like yeah they go explore some of them are like some you know 90 year old ladies fucking this is what it says we believe women's breasts in all shapes and sizes deserve support and comfort which is why our new sports bra range for contains 43 styles so everyone can find the right fit for them and then they have 45 uh 25 different jerking off 45 different times 25 sorry do your tits look like a wet sock maybe they look like a pair of flapjacks that's exactly what those are both on there yeah but the thing is is like there's not one just good one there's like not as well do you know what it reminded me of okay do you remember the ali g sketch where he's talking to the girl about money and he goes well why do we have a hundred dollar bills and

fifty dollar bills because something might cost 73 45 why don't we have a 73 45 dollar bill and then they go well obviously what if you bought something for 73 45 and then you only had that bill and it came to 45 57 he goes pay for my 45 57 bill and that's what it was there's like well we have a we literally every single shape can you like you go to the thing imagine you had to buy condoms and they had 85 different sizes like obviously the idea is yeah kind of it's not ideal to have uh well you're gonna sell one of them like what store is carrying 43 different bra sizes all right what's more importantly is the the of the 25 more importantly haba haba more of the 25 racks they're showing there like i was saying this but i'm like they went from like these big companies

went from you know supermodels only supermodels and then they went from like you know what not everybody's a supermodel here Here's like some eights. And now four years later, they're like, hey, every woman's gross. Like, I don't know if they're like,

hey, we can't put like, if you don't like these gross titties, it's your fault. Like we can't put like, like one of the 25 can't be like Emily Ratajkowski or whatever. Cause we can't have guys jacking off to like the square three down and four over. But there are nice tits.

That's what I'm saying. Not according to Adidas. Not according to Adidas. They're saying one out of 43 is like half decent. square three down and four over but there are nice tits that's what i'm saying not according to adidas not according to adidas they're saying one out of 43 is like half decent just cottage cheese in a sock it's just reverse ageism is what it is that is kind of what it is but the idea is the idea of having like a briefs company and was like you know here's fucking 43 just mangled dogs i know seriously like i'm like. This one has herpes. Do you need a syphilis pair of underwear? Yeah, yeah.

It's anti-scratching because your bumps hurt sometimes. They run the cocks through one of those things that mangles the pennies at the souvenir stand? It was. Does your cock have the Statue of Liberty on it? The only one, I'd say the best rack of the 25 was the girl with the spot girl with the winnie harlow like she had like the what's that called where like michael jackson had it where like you're vitiligo vitiligo yeah ability to dance everybody else was like fucking sevens and two legit ones on there oh there's yeah the one girl

is 75 years old it's like i mean and again you don't expect a 75 year old to have but whatever also 75 year old has a bra that works for at this point you'd like to think right. It's like, I mean, and again, you don't expect a 75 year old to have, but whatever. Also 75 year old has a bra that works for her at this point. You'd like to think, right. Or she's like given up on like, she's like, it's an old school bra. It looks like one of those fucking scuba suits with a big helmet.

Also probably five of those 25 don't wear bras. Yeah. Especially the small ones. Yeah. Well, they sort of put it out there and they said the supporter of the ad tweeted as a father of two daughters that played sports this is way overdue thank you a lot of girls give up sports because they can't find the right way to stay

comfortable so that's the person who did the ad no they were uh in the article they're really listing people's comments but i like the idea of the dad being like bullshit also it's such a pervert comment for your dad being out there on the fucking titty things like oh yeah fucking i i'm a girl look at all those fucking she's gonna she's gonna drop out in a couple months they drop out because they got fat tits and they get free things what are you fucking talking about i'm a girl's soccer coach you know this is good this is real good as a father of two fucking girls yeah you're gonna i think we need more of this That's basically what he's saying right

That was fucking insane One of the girls I knew Two girls I knew with huge tits One still does gymnastics Is old And the other one played rugby through college Like huge tits It's like you can just

You could have always found something for your tits Yeah yeah You can find something for your tits Me and Danny's mouth Just you guys getting dragged down a fucking field just getting destroyed by a bunch of women i uh you go up to amazon how funny would be doing this he's having some like all hands on deck meeting be like how do we respond to this that is they're also gross 25 mangled vaginas i'd like to show up to the shoot where they're doing, they got the 10 girls, or the 43 girls

getting ready to do their photo shoot. And you show up, you go, hey, ladies, who wants mustache rides? I'll be at the back. And then just disappear. Do they do like a formal casting call for that? Or is this just like? Yeah, of course. You mean to say the casting agent's a solid job?

Yeah, the casting agent. All right. You think the casting agent just kept all the good ones for the for the dome he's just swiping we'll just put all the crappy ones on the ad he's just got like a just fucking hard drives right now he's just sitting in the back of the room with a pillow on his lap the girls comes out he goes all right and uh take it off you want some popcorn just reach in deep and proceed and then uh

but he's he's getting bored by the end of it he goes but he still has to say his noises okay a ooga

uh hobba hobba all right hold on hold on real quick honk honk yeah you're good you're good

thanks you'll hear from us thanks just gonna give that just gonna give those a honk there and now all right don't forget to sign

out at the end of your don't forget to sign your casting sheet on the way out steam coming out of your ears some of those tits are so far apart that they're not

even motorboatable yeah every time yeah well once we get the he has the fake tie with the tongue okay just give me a second

I gotta roll up this tongue for a second and if the tongue comes out that means you got the job once Adidas gets to write bras for them they will be around okay we're doing

the 60 and olders I'm gonna have my my assistant stand in for me here to do the 60 and overcasting I wonder if they had a representative of all races in there I'm sure My assistants stand in for me here to do the 16 overcasting. I wonder if they had a representative of all races in there. I'm sure.

Yeah. You think they overlooked that? I don't know. I can't tell because there's no faces. You can't. Other than the black ones. So you can only see faces. That's the only way that you can tell a race. Well, black and then.

You can only look at the eyes. The rest are tough. Eyes. You look at their eyes to see how much pain they've been through. And that's how you know a race they are. From not being able to find a bra and fix them properly

and I go I think I know Auga I watched the so I have a terrible movie review so this is legitimately the worst

movie I've ever seen in the world this is a documentary on Netflix the woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window it's called

it's a terrible name are they both just finger blasting to each other dude it's about a girl and then she moves across the street from the girl in the window it's called it's a terrible name are they both just finger blasting to each other dude it's about a girl and then she moves across the street from this guy who's like a serial killer and it's got this very you know dexter vibe and what's he up to and it's a big mystery and then at the end of the thing which i will ruin it turns out the guy's uh seven-year-old daughter was the one killing everybody and then this grown woman in the last scene she the she shows up the girl has a gun they get in a fist fight and the seven-year-old girl's kicking the shit out of this grown woman and then drops the gun then they legit go they

have a fucking they go what buckets and gloves her and the seven-year-old the seven-year-old kicks her ass and she's on the ground while the seven year old's three stooges style she's getting is this like a sci-fi it's in this is episode eight two by the end so this is how it ends oh this is who can it be and then they just go it might be the janitor right well it's a series and they go it might be the janitor right and then the janitor shows up and it turns out the girl killed the seven year old beat up the janitor, too. Dude, that's just who shot Mr. Burns. I know. But, like, is there a sci-fi angle or whatever? Maggie. Like, she has, like, seven powers?

You'd think there might be, but there was not. She's just a regular seven-year-old. She just goes, yeah, and I told you to stay away from my papa. Wait, this is a crime documentary? No, it's a scripted show. No, it's a series, yeah. But it was, you know, it's one of the ones everyone's talking about girls especially so i'm just saying if your girl tries to trick you into watching this

avoid at all costs that is some stupid like that's the stupid girl shit of just like i can fight any man no you can't it's my hand is the size of your whole face yeah they literally took the thing of telling like a seven-year-old girl that she can be anything she wants into like the psycho murder like a movie and then like the season two is she's the president now she's eight and she's the president of the united states yeah so she's gonna go through all it's just ax cop but it's a little girl exactly she one-on-one kicks the shit out of this girl it's out of control and then that sucks as a payoff after having watched eight i was furious because you're like this is the payoff of these? Maybe six.

Jesus, you love your girlfriend. No, I skip episodes, by the way. That's a thing you don't realize about me. I have no problem watching a six-episode series, and I go, I'm working. I go through three, and then I usually watch first two. I'll pop in seven or eight. I have no problem skipping episodes.

For a bad show, that's fine. If I'm watching stuff by myself, I fast forward a lot. Like I do a lot of fast forwarding. So anyways, and then also a shout out to our boy, the Tinder swindler. I haven't seen it, but I really want to. I don't know if I'm going to watch it, but he's the true salt daddy. Yeah, that's what I hear. So apparently he was swindling girls out of money on Tinder.

And they also have an app where girls are swindling men out of money on Tinder. And they call that Tinder. Okay. They call that Venmo. Ladies and gentlemen, they call that life. I do want to check the Tindler Swindler.

It annoys me sometimes when stuff gets so big and then like where everybody's talking about it and then I actually Except for titties. Except for titties. And then I actually went last night

when I got home and I was like, you know what, maybe I'll, because I thought it was a series and then it was like a two-hour movie. I'm like, I can't watch this right now. I'm probably skipping it,

but shout out to a man handling his business efficiently. Okay. There's been sort of a debacle on the internet that just happened that I'm sure everyone will address, so we have to get to the bottom of this. What did Rogan say now? Since the beginning of the show. Which skin color emoji

should you use and npr came out and they said the answer can be more complex than you think i know so what does that feel to you knowing that you might have been doing it wrong out of the gate well i've been using the yellow one i've been using the pregnant black man okay i've been using the yellow one and uh apparently that's not acceptable because I'm Jewish. I should be using the green one. Also – I mean, I literally tweeted that yesterday because of the Whoopi Goldberg thing, and they go, so which one should you use? And I go, okay, which one do Jews use then? Do Jews use white?

And then they're like, but then Whoopi Goldberg – Well, why would Jews use white? Why would Jews use white when apparently not white? Which is it? A lot of people in the comments on last week's episode, YouTube, Jews aren't white. Yeah, so which is it? Yeah, what do you use? I don't know. You're right. I guess we're just excluded from this. The it? A lot of people in the comments on last week's episode, YouTube, Jews aren't white. Yeah, so which is it? Yeah, what do you use? I don't know.

You're right. I guess we're just excluded from this. The blue one for Israel, I guess. I guess. There isn't a blue one. Do we, I don't know, black? Just in solidarity with our black friends? Are we in solidarity with the true Israelites?

The original Jews were black. Plus we were the first slaves, and so, you know. That would be good if Whoopi Goldberg right now went full black Israelite. Oh my God. She's calling everybody on The View crackers.

She goes, you're going to tell me what I can say about my people? Cracker. The View is just broadcasting from a street corner in Times Square now. She's handing out pamphlets. She goes, brother man, brother man. Whoopi Goldberg's calling you brother man as you walk by well this is the conundrum of the millennial for millennials i mean i've never even given it a moment of thought yeah that's your

they've said that about that that's your privilege they noted that that is privileged of you to not have to give this thought yeah they say like black people only use the black fist they use if i use the fist i use the black fist. They use yellow for the thumbs up. If I use the fist, I use the black fist. You've gone black fist? If I have to use a fist. I know a lot of white people that go black fist. No, I mean, I very rarely ever use the fist, period.

But if I'm going to use the fist, it's the black fist. You only do it when you're talking to the hookers. It's like a switch hitter. You call one in when your girlfriend needs that extra fill. No, it's just like those guys in the Olympics. I like those guys with the black Panther gloves on. Well, they've gone through and they said this girl heath rossella identifies as three quarters white and one quarter filipino filipino filipino so he can use the yellow it's the one drop policy and that's what you'd think but this guy's having a conundrum

he's in his basement being like what do i do he said when texting he chooses a yellow emoji instead of a skin tone option because he feels like it doesn't represent his any specifically ethnicity or color but he says i present as very pale very light skinned and when i use the white emoji i feel like i'm betraying the part of myself that's filipino so imagine having enough time to think about that like imagine like legitimately maybe you should go to the beach and do yoga buddy that might be a better use yeah like but but that happens when you do go to the beach too much and do yoga i think is that's how you get into thinking about yeah for sure you start meditating and then you start thinking about skin color and but do you think that emoji use

the i want to you know apologize to the people in the filipino filipino community who feel like they've been betrayed especially because like the people as an Filipino community who feel like they've been betrayed. Especially because like- First of all, as an Italian, I feel betrayed by Filipinos putting hot dogs in spaghetti. So fuck them, all right? Hot dogs in spaghetti sounds good. Yeah, and then they put sugar on it too. Sugar on it, I don't really agree with.

But the Filipinos where we grew up are kind of like hood dudes. In Jersey City too, they are. Yeah, and well, that's the thing. You don't want them betrayed or else they show up. got this guy in a garage like you betray the race you're supposed to be a proud filipino and here i find out that your emoji is yellow yeah so this guy's tortured by the way it is funny thinking about this kind of nonsense and then uh in the context of like you know hood filipinos or whatever but do you guys see that do you know who crip mac is no i just saw this on the guy who's on no jumper yeah he's well he and he did channel five and stuff too right that fact it has like 55 on it yeah so he's this like

crip yeah and he's a crip and then they found out that uh they found out that he posted a video when he was like 10 years old or whatever age being like you know i represent the bloods or some other gang and then they had this thing where in the gang community they say you get go to get dp'd do you know what that is uh i thought you're gonna know that yeah it's not they have a new dp okay so which is i haven't hung out with a lot of gang members since i was 18 well after spending about 20 minutes on youtube i'd consider myself an expert okay so they go if what happens is it's disciplinary uh procedure okay so they bait yeah that doesn't sound good no you don't want to get disciplinary procedure if you're in the crypts right so what

happens is you have to go back to your hood and then they all beat you up and then he got so he shows up and then they fucking kick the shit out of him he's like you know bloody black and blue and then they now he's back in the good books with the gang and he's posting because he's repping the blue yeah and that's his whole identity yeah he was black and now he's black and blue so he's like all right i'm flagging all the time he just made a video when he was 10 because back in the day before he was you know official card carrying member of the crips yeah he was saying he was auditioning for the Bloods. He was auditioning for, he was sort of putting it around. He was auditioning for multiple gangs. But that's so crazy that he had to basically show up back to the fucking hood.

They just beat the shit out of him, blah, blah. And like. It's probably way better than not going back and taking that asshole. Well, apparently, according to my sources on the dark web, a lot of the people don't want to take their DP, so they just sort of skip town. Yeah, they just go start a new life. They should have known that that word was taken in the gang community, though,

when they were saying, oh... Yeah, they are the people who do it the most. I mean, come on. Yeah, exactly, right? Lil Wayne was DPing people when he was like 14. It's hockey players and rappers. Oh, hockey players are big on the DP? Oh, fuck yeah.

Does it help with the balance for skating? Just like fucking fr two people that, you know, just hockey players, big on the DP. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Does it help with the balance for skating? Just like fucking frat bros, you know? Yeah. I mean, any fucking super like guy centric thing. That's like a fun thing to do. I think,

you know, but, uh, pounding claws, pounded puss, whatever. Yeah. And they go,

I, so the other person says, I use the Brown one that matches me. Uh, said an opera singer in Germany. Um, so that's one way to go what do you think about this why can't why can't apple solve this and because you know how you use your face to scan make one that looks like your face just like no they just instantly when they scan your phone they scan your pigment and then that's your thing that's your emoji and you don't even get the other it's not the worst idea it's like the paint sample thing at thing at Home Depot. Although it wouldn't work for this guy because once he got scanned,

he would feel like he's betraying his community. Tough pal. Tough, tough. Get a tan. Wow. Easy for you to say, white man, that you don't have to deal with things like that. You'd have people putting shoe polish on their face.

People would be black. Tan mom. Yeah. Oh my God, dude. That's the one I got. In fucking Miami, I saw a literal tan mom. It was god dude that's the one i got in fucking miami i saw a literal tan mom it was a woman who was like darker than the darkest hot dog you've seen but she was this french canadian lady

and she just obviously goes she goes to the beach every day like nine like a shift like 9 a.m to 5 p.m every day just like putting in a shift and she was i've never seen a color like, darker than tan mom. How'd she look? Gross. No, aside from the gross pigment. No, she was like 70 or something. Okay. Yeah, yeah. She was like a 70-year-old lady. Well, maybe a job at Adidas coming up for her.

Some of our titties are tanned to a burnt crisp leather. They look like saddlebags. Yeah. She has cancer. Well, they said, i use the default emoji the yellow tone for professional settings and then i use the dark brown emoji for family and friends so that's one way to go if you're listening she says i just don't have the emotional capacity to unpack race relations in the professional setting so she doesn't want to use the the uh black emoji

at work because someone might go what the fuck is is this? Was she using emojis at work? I still can't use emojis unironically. Emojis at work is nuts. Yeah. Yeah, that's not like a professional thing to use emojis. Yeah, but I have girls do it. But she thinks that if she does use the one that does her skin color, people will be confused. They go, wait a second.

Why is everyone using the yellow? And then she's going to have to be like, okay, so let me start. So it started in Africa. And she's's gonna have to be like okay so i'll let me start so it started in africa and she's gonna have to kind of explain racial relationships and she's gonna have to how many times does she use the word exhausted that's my favorite one they like saying everyone's goes i'm so exhausted by this stuff are you really exhausted by the white the white bloggers are especially exhausted because they've been fighting for their people's rights. The thing is, they don't even have a conclusion at the end of this.

Because at the end of this, they're kind of like, and, you know, that's a decision that people have to make as to what emoji. They just want to say, just so you know, whatever decision you make as a white person, we're watching you. We're watching you. And you better stay away from that pregnant man emoji. We know that you want to get in there the pregnant man which is obviously everyone's like dunking on or whatever is a pretty fun like i'm full emoji yeah like isn't that a good emoji for being like body i ate so much today baby i got a shit so bad but i can't pregnant man emoji so constipated so that's that's the benefit of the pregnant emoji for it'll be good for i just

ate too much who how many people are not are using the pregnant man emoji not in a making fun of like way you are right though because if you're like who's using i guess the odd trans like dude or whatever who's also pregnant and then they're yeah they're sending like is there any capacity where you're like not a pregnant trans man that you're using that to not make fun of it? Yeah, well, that's what it's for. All 20 of them? Yeah. You see, Daniel, the idea here is about normalizing wacky things.

Yeah, I know. But then, well, I mean, I'm sure this point's been made, but like, why isn't there a high five hand with missing one finger and then missing another finger? saying stuff like that like they'd be like yeah you're right it's a little crazy you'd say that and you'd be like fuck you're right yeah somebody missing their ring finger is significantly more common than a pregnant man exactly like someone missing a finger is way more someone missing every finger but the shocker yeah but the shocker or whatever you have just the one i mean do you have to do literally every permutation of... Well, but if you were saying this in the meeting, they would be like,

you know what? I think we need to put a pin in this meeting and then let's think about that and come back. You're right. That's how they keep themselves busy. Yeah, that's how they keep themselves busy.

And then they sort of say that some, you know, they go, some white people stick with the yellow emoji because they don't want to assert their privilege. So that's some white people.

And what they mean by that is them. So these people are kind of like, you know, well, I use the, I use the white emoji just cause I don't want to assert my, um, because I don't want to assert my privilege of having an extra white emoji

into this trat. And it's cause almost like you're rubbing it in their face. Like, yeah, that's me. I'm white. Yeah. That's sorry.

What about it? Yeah. Yeah. You can't be white. Right. Um, so they're saying they don't do that because they think it'll make the black person feel comfortable so there's sort of like a big year welcome to the minority community tough for the asians in this one too because you're like do we use the yellow well that's that's the it immediately gets that's not for us technically but then it's like i guess i'm white but then that's triggering

for other people well everyone says yeah it's because the simpsons were yellow it's like well yes but they were white because they had black people on the Simpsons and brown people. So it's like yellow was just white because our skin is sort of yellow. All of the pale white people were Asian on the Simpsons. Right. Yes, that's true. And then they said, one friend who is white told me that it is because he felt that white people were overrepresented in the space and he was using the emoji.

So he didn't want to kind of – so he wanted to try to even the playing field. He wanted to decolonize the group chat. Yeah, yeah. So in the group chat, he wanted to decolonize it by sort of using the yellow. So these are the kind of things that heroes – so white heroes are out there. Sort of. That's all it takes to be a hero. You just have to hold the emoji button for an extra second.

Right. Shift up and then you're a hero. Yeah. We'll clap for you at seven. The moral is white people should use white or yellow, but black people should use whatever they want. I think that's the moral of the story. Oh, I thought the moral of the story was white people should kill themselves. I think that's the moral of the story. Oh, I thought the moral of the story was white people should kill themselves. I think that's the moral of the story

but that real moral of the story is that anytime a white person uses a yellow emoji to not showcase their whiteness, they deserve a pat on the back. Yes. And I think that these people have been doing this in silence and no one's noticed the extraordinary gains that they've made in terms of racial consciousness. How far away do you think we are from when you go to like, you hold down the emoji and then the options come up?

How far away from just taking up the entire screen? It's just like you press it and it's just like the whole screen. For one thing, 80 options. It's like a swatching fucking, picking out carpets. Totally, but it's just like the whole screen is just going to be like every different gradient. Yeah, exactly. Soon.

So I just wanted to give a shout out to those white people out there that are making the world safer with their emoji list, emoji use. It's a black fist. Yeah, and I want to also say that I'm sorry that if you look white, but you are one 19th Filipino

and you feel like you're, you know, sort of turning your back on your community by using the emoji that looks like your skin we're here for you yeah we hear you brother man or you could just you know not use emojis yeah you can yeah you can be an adult and type a word yeah yeah yeah so we hear you we see you we feel you um how many comedians are dusting off their uh olympics jokes right now oh baby this is the fucking worst this is like the olympics like i generally don't give a shit about the olympics but when they take hockey out of it out of the winter olympics then i'm like definitely why do

they take hockey out of it because of covid they were actually they didn't play last time four years or five years ago and then or four years ago and then because the nhlpa like couldn't reach an agreement because they want money because they're like we're shutting down our season for two weeks and these players are risking injury they're like we want something for that for the nhl and they were like we're not giving you anything we're like you know the olympics they finally made a deal and then because covid canceled so many games in the nhl in the past couple months that they were like we're not going to because we need that two weeks now to replay makeup games so now like like's guys like Connor McDavid, who's been in the league for, I don't know, six years now.

He's never played in the Olympics. He won't play in the Olympics until he's like, I don't know, almost 30, his first Olympics. Well, that's probably adding to the problem. And we don't have to go too far into the article, but there's a bunch of them kind of coming out saying that the Olympics, the gender equality at the Olympics isn't so equal. Yeah, yeah. And then they were sort of saying,

they're trying to think of, they're basically saying that some of the sports, like they have the decathlon, it's just men or whatever. And then they were like, even though it's pretty even, there is a lot of women's competitors. Because if you think about it in the Olympics, that is one, the least place that gender matters because a medal's pretty even. There is a lot of women's competitors. Because if you think about it in the Olympics,

that is one, the least place that gender matters because a medal's a medal. Well, I guess they have events that are just not. Yeah, but if you are watching the Olympics, that's the most time that you'll watch women's sports because it is a co-ed team, which is your country. Yeah. Right?

But then, so they were sort of proposing that some of these sports they need to have like women versions of them or add more sports that are doing i didn't even know they had this i think this is a new thing but they have mixed like a lot way more mixed events now yeah it's like not like obviously figure skating was but now they have like just they're they're having more i don't know just skiing and well i feel like skiing like two guys at once sort of thing yeah Yeah, one on each pole. Do you see, by the way, the skiing jump thing

where it was like literally at like a nuclear power facility behind it? Like they put like Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty funny. Ski jumps and there's like

I guess they were doing it to show off their like green energy and there's like four like literally like the Simpsons like nuclear fucking reactor things

like just behind there. Like this is crazy. Yeah, it's hilarious. I was thinking that if they wanted to add some more girls sports like nuclear fucking reactor things like just behind there like this is crazy hilarious i was thinking that if they want to add some more girls sports potentially competitive snacking oh so that well they were talking about professional pillow fighting to replace uh riding at the end of the pentathlon yeah yeah yeah we can put that in there pentathlon that's uh that's 10 shooting no it's five it's fencing, running, and then it was supposed to be horse racing. That was biathlon, the dumbest one.

That's the shooting in cross-country skiing. That was the old Seinfeld joke. He goes, yeah, you run or you ski and then you shoot. It's like swim 200 meters and then you strangle a guy. But what about this for women's sports? Long-distance storytelling. Oh, just in a car ride on a trip that you were supposed to enjoy. Exactly right.

You have one story. And then by the end of it, it's like if the guy's knocked out. So the guy's sort of, they basically have an opponent, which is the guy. And then he, every, it's like a co-ed team, a girl and a guy. And the guy's the listener. And he listens to someone of the competitor's team, and they sort of swap. And then the guy, by the end, they're like, oh, he's almost out! And then who can go longer, the guy listening or the girl?

I like that. So competitive. Or how about this, best friend relay, where every time they pass the baton, they switch their best friend for the week. No, it's not a baton. They have to take a selfie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah every leg of the race they run up to the race and they take a selfie with the new girl and then how quickly they have to they have to change all their profiles and everything just feel that that's the new best friend and then put them in and they have to delete the pictures of

their old best friends and stuff like that they have to social media send a few messages to whoever they're dating that they don't like that girl anymore or whatever. And then they run and they have to meet a new best friend. I like it. So that's an option. So these are some of the... The long-distance storytelling

is such a funny idea to me. It's just like, well, she's made it all the way from New York City to the Hudson Valley, still talking. She's still going. I think she might set a record.

Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we are two and a half hours in and we are not even anywhere near the premise ladies and gentlemen this woman they're already in the hotel room she's almost ready for dinner

story's still going ladies and gentlemen she is zigging she is zagging we are now onto a completely new story I believe that is what we call

a rug pull the listening of this man I mean his skills he's shitting with the door open to continue to listen to this mindless droning and like a doping a doping scandal in that is he has fucking earplugs he's got this show on in earbuds yeah he's been listening to joe rogan podcast the entire time yeah it's an absolute scandal i'm listening sweetie train by day ibogaine got it yeah he has a girl fucking

that's uh in the other room sending him he goes no no she's talking about the friend the member of the friend no she's in the thing no no that's her co-worker the friend for this sally's her co-worker and you go the co-worker right go, this man is paying attention, but we have reason to believe he is wearing a wire. He has a team of hens in the other room. Just tell them when to nod and shit. Or he's deaf. He's like a deaf guy. They just get a deaf guy.

It's the ultimate fucking. It's the only time you don't have to be in the Special Olympics of your deaf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually a huge advantage. The girl has a sore throat. She's having trouble competing. The other one girl, she's working at an injury here because her voice is a little hoarse.

Probably a little too much clubbing and training. It's, you know, she was out with the girls. She did meddle in Girls' Night Woo. Yeah, she meddled in Girls' Night, which is going to be affecting her performance. But we thought that might give her more stories to tell. It might get her revved up. Oh, she is now combining five stories.

We call this a triple. With double axel. She can't tell the stories from Girls' Night because a dude with a big bear head showed up. And all those stories were null and void. She went out for Girls' Night to get a little extra boost for this competition but that bear head is now voiding the ability that's so funny you know what's funny the bear head guy some of those like dudes that are the dancing bear head become they go on to be like pretty famous porn stars or whatever and then you'll see like an old one pop up on the screen

and you go oh that guy started out as a dancing bear head good for him good for him yeah he was at or you'll see one of the girls and she's like a big porn star now because that's basically how they audition them right oh yeah true i'm sorry to burst your bubble that those aren't actually bachelorette parties no what imagine being a girl at bachelorette party and just like and they've got with the dancing bear and they have like nine cameras out and you still do it you still suck a cock i mean i guess yeah yeah with the nine fucking high-res cameraman around you you go this one seems a little bait i'm gonna take a quick second here to tell you about raycon the only earbuds that i use when i'm having sex leonardo dicaprio style listening to my own sets this is the only headphone that does not

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okay good news or bad news uh okay so i want to give a shout-out to the lady of the week? Who's the lady of the week? The chick in the Bitfinex hack. Okay, yeah, yeah. We'll show... She hacked... Her and her boyfriend hacked 120,000... Okay, so I'll give you the bad news first, what you said, which relates to that.

The bad news is that it turns out that women are actually better at investing than men. Oh, yeah. So eat my Whopper Cone, finance bros. And this is pedestrian.tvtv and everyone's posting this there was a few places that have been uh spreading this propaganda okay how do you feel about that i mean tell that to anybody who invested in fucking kathy work kathy woods funds you know kathy dude there was like last year in the height of the fucking bubble kathy wood her fund was outperforming berkshire by like, I don't know, 300% or something.

And everybody was like, Cathie Wood's the next Warren Buffett. But like, times like Warren Buffett's a fucking chump loser. Look at how much like she's doing better than Warren Buffett. Those Peloton calls not doing well. No, she had all these things.

But then like literally, I think two weeks ago, they finally converged and Berkshire's now outperforming, even though she had this huge- What did the blogs have to say about that? They were pretty quiet on that one. They didn't quiet? They go, she's just biding her time. She'll be back.

Well, this is the problem with their whole argument. So a lot of people are sort of, and they do the same thing in a lot of different areas, but when they say women are better at areas but what they've described when they say men are better or women are better at investing what they mean is on average they lose less money yeah i mean again it's the same thing no but i was having this argument about like driving right it's like they'll say oh girls are better at driving what they mean is they get less accidents but so yes they're better variants but the best investors in the world women are better at driving they get in less accidents oh okay because they drive less because they have boyfriends that they make drive

well they also but i was gonna say my mother is the worst no but really what it is is they drive safer and they invest safer like if you boil down this article my mom is a very that's the thing she's the worst driver because she's like just like agonizingly safe but that's what they do with investing like most girls put their money in the s&p 500 whereas men like me dare we dare to beat the s&p 500 and end up losing a dream with our spacks that we don't know what they do this is the thing girls do not they girls do not have the guts and the tenacity to constantly lose money on risky bets that you don't even know the companies do oh you don't want to buy a little cum rocket for your 401k that's the thing yes you don't want to be rich oh you go oh i was able to buy the smp 500 and i performed yes but there was no chance yes that you

it's but you could put this to anything in life where you go yes that men join uh they take riskier lives and start companies more it's like the that men join, they take riskier lives and start companies more. It's like, the whole article is just men are riskier. Yeah, which is like obvious.

So you go, more percentage of men have been turned into billionaires from investing. So, and, and more women have, less women have lost

their entire fortune. Yes. Well, more men are CEOs, but also significantly more men are homeless. It's the same fucking thing. That's actually true. Because those homeless guys

took that big fucking swing to be a CEO, missed, and now they're homeless. But they tried to be this. It's not like they never tried. It's just they took such a risk. Remember Juicero? That guy's homeless now. Who?

You don't remember that? It was a crowdfunding thing. They raised tons of money, but total just squeezed juice out of a bag i know it's like 500 yeah i remember that that guy was basically like the elizabeth holmes of like the juice world so yeah their whole argument is that you know because really investing is all about finding your risk tolerance and my risk tolerance is fairly high period yeah so if you get a girl and she goes you should just invest in this i go yeah if i was a bitch i wouldn't be aiming for the moon they don't know what it's like to be a moon boy no they don't know what it's like to be moon

boys but yes for sure they the risk tolerance and they're just not interested not to say it's better or worse but they're putting a value judgment it's the equivalent of saying you know women are the best at rock climbing. You go, why? They die less. You go, well, that also makes them the worst. Yeah. You're like, the best.

It's like the same with race car driving. It's like, yeah. The best people are more likely to die. Yeah. So if you said, oh, they have more deaths. So if you say that women, you know, have big losses less, it's like, well, yeah, that's directly correlated to taking less risk. Of course. Whereas guys like me and Danny. I will like, well, yeah, that's directly correlated to taking less risk. Of course.

Whereas guys like me and Danny... I will say, though, Cathie Wood does not fall into that not taking risk. Well, that's not everyone. No, I know, but she's the most famous female investor. But I'm saying on average. Yeah, on average, of course. But I'm just saying, Cathie Wood's...

But again, Cathie Wood's taking some big swings and she's getting smoked. So... Imagine Cathie Wood takes like... She takes a huge fund and she's got like a $5 billion she's getting smoked. So imagine Kathy Wood takes like she takes her huge fund and she's got like a five billion dollar

she's investing or whatever it is and she just sends a newsletter out being like we're all in the S&P 500. We're straight in.

Well that's the funny thing is there's so many like giant when Facebook like imploded last week or whatever dropped like 25% there's like

all the biggest funds basically are all just like super overweight Facebook and you're just like what do you guys even do you're just like you get paid all this fucking money to just like buy facebook and now it's just like imploded and now you'll like never outperform shit because of it because you're like so far behind the ball now that's crazy if you give yeah you've still won five percent of your money to go buy they saw they did something facebook fucking like all the top analysts, like the 50 top analysts on Wall Street

for Facebook, like 48 of them had like strong buys on Facebook. Two of them. Didn't their earnings just turn because Apple has stronger security now?

It was part, well, it was a number thing. No, their whole Metaverse thing is fucking stupid too. They basically blew up 10 billion on Metaverse and then, but the main thing is

Apple did, you know the thing where Apple now says I'll ask not to track. And because of that, it's harder. That was a big part of it, too. That's the main thing. Because it's harder to measure fucking ads. It kneecapped their revenue, right?

That's sort of temporary. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just harder for them to track. They'll be fine. Well, they say, at last, according to various studies, our much maligned crypto bro pals may not be the cream of the crop when it comes to investing instead reaches research has shown that women are actually heaps better at investing than men in crypto well they don't realize that my goal was to lose as much money as i can this year women tend to be more calculated in the risk

they said and and whereas men are not riskaverse the same way that women are. And they said, overall, generally, they show more patience in the space, whereas men don't have the patience to just never look at it ever again. We've used it all up dealing with women. Yeah. Hoo, hoo, hoo. Yes. It's not patience. It's you're trying to fucking hit a grand slam yeah if you want to hit a fucking me and danny are taking big risks yeah and i'm taking even

bigger risks by taking this advice on danny's word i don't need this bad track record to give me advice i've also i've also been in there but he was yeah you were there too and danny was giving me advice today and in my mind i was like well yeah eight times the charm what advice did i give you today he said buy facebook oh i mean whatever oh there it is i think it's a pretty safe bet by facebook i don't think i don't think that's a crazy after he was talking shit about those hedge funds he's telling me to do the same thing well i didn't buy facebook before that i bought it since what do you do what do you do here how could they possibly think metaverse was a good idea i mean all they have to really figure out i have an oculus and the main thing they have to figure out is when because how does anyone want

to use this dude it's super cool there's some of the games i'm like it's by far the coolest thing i own but the problem is is that like a lot of the cool things i play them for four seconds and then i want to vomit yeah like i literally they give you motion why because you go to the gay bathhouse in the room no it's because i think that you get grub someone grubs apparently the issue is that it's the resolutions like 2k and it needs to be like or 4k but it needs to be like 16k to smooth it out so that you don't really jumpy, there's some really fucking cool games where you're flying around, but it's like these jumps

and give you instant motion sickness. It's bad. Well, they said, my take is that women are contrary to mainstream thinkers. Actually, this is the best part. So this is what their reasoning is for why women are better at investing. You don't say.

Contrarian thinkers. No, no, it's worse than that. My take is that women are contrary to investing. You don't say. Contrarian thinkers. No, no, it's worse than that. My take is that women are, contrary to mainstream thinking, less emotional traders. So that's because women are less emotional. That's right. Oh, yeah.

It's nice to know that there's one thing they're less emotional at. They said that the reason they're better at trading is because they're less emotional. So that's their take on this whole thing. And that women are more likely to set up a solid investment plan and have clear goals in mind and allow them to roll with the hiccups than to panic like men well it's just

they're less active investing yeah there's words for these things yeah they just don't care about it they just and also this is another thing that they don't that they don't factor in and yeah i do know uh girls that are probably better but there's there is one of the big reasons that uh you have uh girls are better too is there's a crazy smaller percentage of girls that are into this so mostly the girls that are into investing are like smart girls that have good careers and good and make good money whereas like there's no female jj uh our body who's just like a retard that's his whole life so there isn't as much morons that decided to invest all their money into by the way jj gave i had thought about this months ago but i i never really

like um said it out loud but in my mind i go like when jj capitulates in crypto that is going to be the greatest buy signal ever when he's when he's rocking no when jj was like i'm out oh and i can't take any more pain and then literally two fridays ago like almost when bitcoin bottomed jj was like i'm out oh and i can't take any more pain and then literally two fridays ago like almost when bitcoin bottomed jj's like i'm out i'm out of everything and why wouldn't you just go long at that point i did new money what yeah just like earn more money like just keep going because he was like he was no because he's he's basically saying that he's been riding the fucking waves he says this about everyone by the way i'm telling you i told jj i was in a chat and jj goes i'm out right now i'm too scared like that we're gonna go lower and i honestly was said to him right now i go this is honestly probably it wasn't honestly

the greatest buy signal i went and fucking put like about a lot of crypto that moment that like jj literally i was like okay this is a bicycle and like it's been now how many hours after you told me to short crypto was this that's what he does this is what danny does because he goes it's a fucking he goes he listens to jj and then he goes okay it's time to buy and then he messages everyone he knows and he goes sell time boys i need some of that exit liquidity so uh what's going on with this uh bitfex girl or basically this exchange bitfinex got hacked for 120 000 bitcoin yeah yeah 2016 wild and then they everybody thinks it's like so easy to steal

bitcoin but it's actually not because it's just like how did they do it uh they somehow hacked in and they just transferred it all out they hacked into like bitfinex's website imagine getting your like all your fucking fortune you know disappear like that some russian hacker that's a rapper not a russian hacker they live in new york yeah i thought they're from somewhere broad no it's a guy well she's a rapper is the thing and we have one of her rap videos raps of all time it wasn't okay i will say this about her rap career there's worse when we're doing the girl raps that are on the you know why men are bad yeah or a covid what was the girl who was this is very like the recent one

like the it was like i think it was like a canadian lady blonde chick a lot of big black dudes in the background no not nicole arbor uh you don't remember you don't know i can't think of her fucking what was it about her being hot and living with money oh it was really terrible i don't know that one i don't know this one so this girl motherfuckers hold on what i gotta do yodo our mission is noble yeah i want to be a mogul my titties going global build an empire constantinople you mean istanbul get icy like fro you build an empire constant Constantinople. You mean Istanbul? Get icy like froyo. Build an empire, Constantinople. You mean like Istanbul?

Yeah, this girl stinks. It's like how people think stealing crypto is easy. All white women think rapping is easy. Yeah, doesn't she have an accent, though? I don't know. No, her name's like, she has a super white name. I thought she was Russian or some shit. No, no, no.

Her name's like Megan Green. The boyfriend's name is Ilya Lichtenstein yeah yeah he's hilarious he might be russian well they weren't using the money right well they could so they were trying to figure out a way because the thing is is again it's like all those coins are on the blockchain so you can see these were the coins but she and she couldn't really use them right so that they've been trying to launder them for the last how well there's, there's all these methods. They went as far as like, you know, buying gift cards and stuff. But like the thing too is like when they stole it,

it was worth $70 million. Now it's worth- Now it's worth three and a half billion because it went up. So they had this money sitting there, but they can't use it. Well, they're trying to figure out how to launder it. But the problem is because of the blockchain,

like there's a very clear path of like where these things are going. It's like having a really, really hot girl that wants to blow you. It's your best friend's girl. It's your best friend's. Yeah, so they've been trying to fucking figure out a way. And then they, I don't know, they got caught trying to launder these things. But a rap career is taken off.

That's going to be able to pay for her legal funds once she's out of Bitcoin. It's true. The funny thing is, though, is, like, the Bitfinex, all the people who, like, got hacked, I think they had some sort of settlement, but some people didn't take a settlement. But, like, essentially, all these people were just forced to hold

through all this craziness. And, like, you know, if you lost five Bitcoin and now you get your five Bitcoin back... Yeah, did you? Six years later, you're just like, sick.

I probably would have sold this at some point. And now you forced me to hold it. I know. I forced these moon boys to... To hodl they're like oh this is actually great well the good turn them into women this is the good news for you is the vice read an article they don't like your kind so they wrote this reluctantly they said crypto trading platform says that crypto owning crypto according to this study will totally get you laid i mean yeah also owning a fucking rolex that's the hot take is that uh sign the alarm dude new research girls like dudes with

money oh yeah i guess it depends it depends on which crypto i'm sure if you go on a date and on a dodge coin yeah you go i own a 15 doge coin. She looks it up. She does the math. She goes, I got to go. So the Moon Boys, Danny getting tang. Did you ever just moon a girl on the date and you go, Moon Boys. Do you want to suck it now or later? I think that's more JJ's move. They said the survey claims that nearly three in four women are interested in a second date with a guy who paid the bill in Bitcoin.

And also, they were. First off, that would be a nightmare. That's not true. No girls ever. Imagine you're like at a regular restaurant. You go, I'd like to pay in Bitcoin, please. They're like, yeah, we take US dollars. We don't take Bitcoin at this restaurant. Yeah, well, it's the Tinder swindle move where you say you pay the deal on Bitcoin, but then

you go to the front and you go, hey, I'm just going to leave my credit card here. And then she's going to come back and pay later. And then you leave them a fake credit card that you've or you leave her credit card that you've taken out of her wallet during the thing. And you go, hey, we're going to leave this open because we're just going around the corner and then you go and then you say uh goodbye smash the girl and then she goes where's my credit card then she gets a call from the place and then they go girls love guys with bitcoin it's funny too because actual bitcoin people their whole thing is they're like yeah you don't like you don't want to buy stuff with bitcoin you

want to keep your bitcoin and never i it. I think some people do. Well, I'm saying like the maxis, the Bitcoin maxis, the maximalists. They're like, you don't buy stuff with Bitcoin. You fucking stash it away forever. Well, the idea of owning cryptocurrency and NFTs is romantically appealing to anyone outside of the crypto cultural bubble is already very funny. So they're saying like, you know know the vice is kind of saying like as if yeah to anyone that works at vice we actually think it's fucking lame until that this is the utmost annoying probably part of all these magazines is they toggle between like crypto

bros are fucking losers to uh it's actually more need more girls in crypto. By the way, remember we covered that girls in crypto thing and then like maybe two months, three months ago. And we were talking about there was this crypto project called like Women of the World or World of Women or something. Anyways, that thing is like blown up. Like Reese Witherspoon bought one or whatever. And they're like,

there are actually a lot of like women NFT projects coming up. They have a George Floyd one, Floydies. Yeah, they're trying to get coming out. They have a George Floyd one. Floydies. Yeah, they're trying to get on the- There is a George Floyd NFT. I know. It's fucking, yeah, that is a strange one. Because it also looks like a racist caricature of George Floyd. It's fucking weird, yeah.

They said it's gotten so bad that a lot of this stuff is seen unbearably cringe and undesirable. So they built you up just to sort of take you down right now, Danny. And they said by even hardcore Bitcoiners is very unappealing to them so the only thing that isn't cringe device is activism yeah and having a lot of genders isn't cringe but is uh yeah activism like the truckers yeah everything else to them is pretty cringe. Well, our girls over on Reddit, the opposite corner of the internet, they've come up with another vetting strategy. So, Chris, if you're going on one of your gay dates, they said –

Nice. Yeah. It doesn't apply to that. Yeah, it doesn't apply to that. They have a vetting strategy, and they said, how a man views your job and your work history so what they like to do is they give people um they give the girls and also there was another one on this same reddit the other day where they posted the girl goes hey are our high value women

just uh uh die to be alone because i've been following this advice and uh i've funneled out 99.99 i know i followed up 999 of the man because they weren't high value enough for me so it's like oh it's not working that good and that's what she sort of said and then they go you're just you're worth more than that don't settle don't settle don't settle is the new you're gonna die alone and so this girl says uh for ladies you know uh if you're going on a date this is a hot tip you can say she goes most of you know i'm a retired teacher english teacher and i just had a major epiphany if a man doesn't respect your body of knowledge and your experience and job over the years he's not the one examples so these are the examples of things that he could say if you tell

him you go he's like what did you scuff up the dance floor with those shoes? You go, yeah. So you have to polish the pole yourself, lady? Yeah, exactly, right? So wait, how many eggs come with the moons over my hammy? And this is the person starting out. You go, okay, so I'm a teacher. And these are the things that the guys might say to her. Also, she's a retired teacher. So she's like 60.

So she's older, yeah. Yeah, she's retired. Or she retired young, yeah. No, she says she's like a teacher she's older yeah yeah she's retired she retired young yeah no she says she's like we teach her for decades yeah okay and these are the kind of issues she's having when she's going out with her other 60 year old man yeah that's the funny part is like it's not like a 25 year old it's like a 60 year old man is acting like this these are some of these responses guys might say oh i bet all the students just loved you wrong answer pal check please this em this emphasizes i was nothing more

than a glorified babysitter so puke she says and students feeling and students feelings mattered more than what they'd accomplished and or my leadership so heaven forbid in a world that by the way i'm just gonna go out on a limb and say, I really bet those students did not love you. Just going to go out on a limb and say... You don't want to say that either. That your teacher, that your students fucking hated you. And you were...

But that's, I guess, what she wanted. You ever slammed a teacher? Me? Yeah. No? No. All right. Chris?

No. I mean, maybe. Maybe. Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, some lady that might have been a teacher. Yeah, when I was in like grade three, I slammed my male gym teacher. No. All right. Chris? No. I mean, maybe. Maybe. Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, some lady that might have been a teacher. Yeah, when I was in grade three, I slammed my male gym teacher. Nice. I'm now trying to think.

Maybe. I don't know. So you don't want to say, I bet all the students just loved you. Does yoga teacher count? No. Oh. I did it like- I still didn't, but I was just wondering.

I remember talking to like four girls in a row that were part-time yoga teachers. We're all yoga teachers. Yoga teaching is fine because a lot of these yoga teachers, they have a class of two people. So they basically kind of have their friend that comes over and they sort of help them with yoga and they give them 20 bucks or something. They take them out for dinner and then they say, oh, it's my job. Then they can go back to their dad and be like, yeah, I have a job, dad. I have a job, you piece of shit. Yeah, it's called that. How'd you get that $20? It's called a job. It's called a fucking you piece of shit yeah it's called how'd you get that 20 dollars it's

called a fucking job you should try it sometime fucking scumbag fuck you dad they said so that's one that you don't say and then they said pushing back against an authority in the classroom particularly evidently with is particularly evident with a blue collar man so if you which um i guess that would be if you were on the date with the girl and then she goes she goes i'm a teacher and you go probably man really in charge though right you go i doubt you had much authority in that classroom yeah yeah they uh not very good at your job are you like she just she must only find the biggest pieces of shit too well no one's probably said that they go yeah but also if they're

pushing back against your authority in a classroom what might have come before you mean their students yeah yeah yeah no well she does my she doesn't want the fucking date saying that which means she goes oh i'm uh you know i was uh she just has ptsd from getting fucked with by her students so every time i do just like i bet they gave me some shit huh she's like oh were you one of them did you spit all your teacher's neck? She didn't like that one. That was one of her things. She didn't like if people gave her a bit of shit.

But if you go, oh, I'm a teacher. And then she goes, okay. And she goes, yeah, I had a lot of authority, probably as much authority as the president. And you go, I don't know if you had as much as the president. You go, check, please. Yeah, so that's one of the things they can find out if you've really pushed back.

Specifically with blue-collar men, too. She says blue-collar men are always pushing back against the fact that she's a cardinal figure of authority in the world. Those accountants, they go, yeah, you must have really fucked them up. She goes, yeah, I did. Pushing back that I actually know my subject. So if she was like, yeah, I'm an English teacher. I know a lot about English. You go, no, you don't.

Say three words in English. What's your top three favorite words You go, no, you don't. Say three words in English. What's your top three favorite words? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever read Beowulf, stupid? Why do you have two phones,

Chris? Let's glaze over that. Chris brought his fucking burner into the studio. Dude. Old habits die hard, man. Old habits die hard. You can take Chris out of the hood,

but you can't take the head out of Brooklyn. Look, look, look, look. My girlfriend's not going to listen to this. It's fine. Two folks. What, she doesn't know about it? No. We're not at a dinner.

That's fucking good stuff. Bring the burner into the studio. But that is, you go on a date with a girl, and she goes, yeah, I know about English. And then you go on a date with a girl and she goes yeah I know about English and then you go yeah name fucking three words in English and then she goes yeah what about the and you go

that's barely a word you don't even get any points in Scrabble for that yeah you barely get any points in Scrabble give me an X one it is nice to know that though even if you're a 60 year old single dude you're still nagging chicks yeah I agree you're still like you know what I gotta put her down a little bit like you're not even past nagging at 60 i'd give you an apple but that means you still have your teeth

it's like you don't even lose that like guys are still just nagging chicks at 60 allegedly but yes she made this whole thing none of this happened to her she's never been on a date with a man i don't think she's been on a date with a man. I don't think she's been on too many dates where guys told her that she doesn't know anything about English, even that she told her she's been teaching English for 35 years. And retired. She finished teaching English.

They also don't like when you do the anti-fangirl thing, forcing me to prove I know nothing about the subject. So if you go the opposite, you say oh you know a lot about english like tell me about uh english she doesn't like that but then also if you say i you probably don't know anything about english she doesn't like that i mean i'm gonna say there might be a reason why she's the age that she is and she's single yeah i'm starting to think from you don't like english i hate you you like english i hate but it's funny because nobody in the comments is like hey do you ever think like maybe you're this old and single because of the way you are yeah no you're not you're because of the way he is no it's the world

it's the world's fault it's also being like a high value woman on a teacher's salary is like shut up lady you're not that high she's got that pension now though she's got that teacher's pension oh shit fucking get kevin samuels in these two to argue. I saw that guy, Kevin Samuels. He's like the high-value male guy. He's like black high-value male guys, and black girls hate him because he basically brings girls on and then tells them that they're low-value. He goes, how much you make a year?

He's like, you fucking don't deserve a fucking guy that won't cheat on you or whatever he's fucking ridiculous he's kevin samuels yeah but you get that girl and this this girl uh and a date together he goes doing the creepy role play thing pretending to be the student and then uh so if you say oh um uh i'll be the student and uh you could teach me be the teacher she doesn't like that so there's not much that she likes, right? Assuming that I have, this is my favorite though. Assuming that I have so much to teach them on my own free time, free of charge. Yeah, right, buddy. Yeah, she actually writes that.

Yeah, right, buddy. As if. Yeah. Hey, hey, we're in like an English restaurant. Can you like order for me? Can you like one of those breakfasts? Oh, so I'm on the clock now. Literally, she's like assuming i have so much to teach to them or assuming i don't have anything to teach them both red flags these people are great just being a retired teacher being like

don't ask me about fucking teaching also anything i say about teaching i'm gonna talk about it a lot but don't ask any questions i don't want you to even reference english don't make any assumptions about teaching so did you ever read any books other than those three you taught every single year yeah that's a thing too right and then on top of that if uh if the guy does have the audacity to be like oh um yeah what's your favorite book tell me about it they go on on for free huh they got oh i'm on the clock now. I work all day. And you go, I thought you said you're retired. And you go, yeah.

And I'm also retired from free side teaching. And you go, OK, let's talk about my thing. Look at this. A guy that only wants to talk about himself. And you go, OK, well, we can talk about the English thing. On the clock. I love when the check comes. The guy's like, so you want to go Dutch on this?

She goes, no. She falls back. So I guess, considering you've been such a bitch this whole meal, maybe you want to split this? on this she goes ah she falls back so i guess you know considering you've been such a bitch this whole meal like maybe you want to split this and she goes yeah so she's a school teacher calm down for being like i have there's so much knowledge i'm just swimming baked in knowledge but she gets mad at dinner she's like what do you mean it's not pizza friday i'm more than my professional right she does seem like a treat though so do you guys know how the um basically the texas and some of those places are trying to get rid of uh like

the books that are you know how to suck a dick or whatever yeah they're getting rid of uh what was it tennessee they got rid of mouse the holocaust one and then what was the other one what were they getting rid of i I don't know. I thought it was a lot of homosexuals. I thought a lot of them were kind of, you know, I mean, basically what's going on is the right removes books that have sex stuff. The left removes racist, race

books. Anything that has the N word, the left's like, we need that out of there. Which is interesting because the right was just the whole, like, they were just like, we're just race stuff, everything. We want to get rid of it. It's just overbearing parents. I remember, you know, because the right was just the whole like they were just like we're just race stuff everything we want to get rid of it's just overbearing parent i remember you know but i'm saying nobody on the left used to be like we need to get rid of books yeah that's true they were like we need more but those people to say crazy yeah but what you're not what you're not realizing a lot of times is

these people that are running the charge to get rid of these books on the left were four at that time yeah i don't know i understand that's a big part of it, right? And they would have came up to be school... They would have came up to be those kind of women that are burning books for that. Yeah, 100%. But there's even a lot of... Parents will get rid of a book if it's violent or sexually explicit in any way.

You know what I mean? Even like Catcher in the Rye or Lord of the Flies or something. They're like, well, that's kind of violent. Well, they have rated R on movies for that reason, right? Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. So some of these books that they're trying to ban, people are like, why are they trying to get rid of this?

And it literally is just because of sexually explicit things. Like To Kill a Bockingbird involves rape. So they'll be like, yeah, let's get rid of this. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's so funny. I literally was forced to read these books when I was like 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and then you were forced to rape too. Yeah, I know. Against my will and hers. Well, that's the funny part to me. So Vice and all these places, they're sort of writing all these articles saying that, you know, the rights burning all these books

and you go, yeah, yeah, that's been their thing, but like that is also your thing. Just different books. Yeah, you go, what are you, out of your mind? They have this whole thing and they go, restricting access to books is becoming something of a common page also your thing just different books yeah you go what are you out of your mind they're they have this whole thing and they're go restricting access to books is becoming something of a common page

of the conservative playbook and you go is that that these people are so young that they don't know that they it's like they don't know republicans have been doing that forever it's you guys are like republicans thought huckleberry finn was hilarious you guys are the ones that are against that one yeah so it's it's honestly they it's like a sketch where the two of them are having their books burning side by side and they're who can burn more books who burn that all burn this and then they see those assholes burning those books yeah yeah yeah and then they go and reach for uh the you know harry potter and they reach for and that's when they realize that yeah they have the common ground it's almost like the

left's like oh wait we're we're not burning books we just need to heat this yeah that's true the right would want the right would want to ban harry potter because it's witchcraft and then the fucking left would want to ban it because jk rowling's a turf right because she's a turf yeah but that so that's kind of what's going on but it's so funny because they are writing these crazy articles and i'm always like amazed at someone's ability to almost with a straight face just like pretend they haven't been doing the same thing for the last five years and in their mind and you go well we're banning more reasonable ones and it was you go the the whole thing is there but the critical race theory thing too where they go uh

i i agree that i don't know critical race theory thing too where they go uh i i agree that i i would say critical race theory doesn't exist it's like well what people are saying they don't want taught at schools is uh privilege like shit like that shouldn't be taught to kids and they're just like well that doesn't even exist nobody talks about that to children's like article after article article comes out yeah like like why am i seeing it then yeah like why am i seeing it constantly in different publications in different cities of different teachers getting in trouble for teaching this to students like well it doesn't exist it's like it's like okay like we all kind of admit that teachers fuck students right yeah why because we keep seeing case after case after

case of teachers fucking students clearly this stuff exists no exactly right yeah and then even then if you go okay whatever don't ban it but like uh the answer is that the argument isn't even if the argument's being fair it's actually really not about banning it it's about hey should we be teaching this as a theory or teaching everything like teaching this as like like when you're teaching religion do you teach religion as you go hey this is christianity and this is what they believe and this is or do you teach like this is what happened you went to jewish school and they don't teach like hey this is one of the theories they teach this is what happened and those all are a bunch of kooks yeah so are they teaching you know and some if you go psychology we go you know in some schools

of psychological thought believe that you know freud Freudian or whatever, it's all released to your id. And then it's your parents are very related. And that's what some or do you teach? This is why everything is because of your parents and everything's related to that. And I think that's are they teaching schools of thought or are they teaching a school of thought as truth? And then if you are a militant about that school of thought, you go, well, it's not a school of thought as uh truth and then if you are a uh militant about that school of thought you go well it's not a school of thought that's the truth also yeah i think to the left's been burning books for so short of a period of time that like when someone goes yo you've been

burning books and they're like yeah i guess we have i guess we kind of have been doing that honestly like we've only been doing it for a few years i kind of forgot i guess i guess we do kind of like they're taking a little there's like a lagging where like they forget that they are also currently burning books yeah in their mind they're like we don't burn oh i guess we do burn some books yeah and they they're more into burning you know spotify uh they're more burning they're more into burning internet ip yeah yeah they also like they'll start like just printing off like transcripts of Joe Rogan podcast just to burn. They're burning transcripts. They like to burn Kindles. Yeah.

Well, the furries showed up and they're basically. First of all, furries at a book burning. I mean, those are the most flammable activists. Yeah. Those things are basically gasoline. The furries are helping fund a library after a mayor tried to ban books containing homosexual materials and also that is always the the sort of if if people are doing it right i guess if you want to if you're in this book burning thing you probably want to just push it

so far on your side better than burning their side like a better thing is if they're if the if if you're like a right-wing conservative or whatever right and they go okay um we're gonna put uh here's this new book where it's an orgy for with kids or whatever the fuck they want right and then you go hey here's this new book about uh 10 kids that didn't listen to the bible and then they got their arms and legs chopped off and you go so you i think you got to fight fire with fire that way if you're that one but the left is a little easier because their thing is like okay here's about like 12 uh 12 school children having an origin it's 200 pages long

oh you don't like reading yeah you're testing extensively on this so and then you go oh you don't like books so that is kind of the problem that they get in, I guess, right? Also, this mayor must be so closet gay. Woo! You think so, yeah. What does he look like? I don't know. He's just saying, he's like, we got to burn these homosexual books. Well, I think also that is a very popular position among his base.

So it's like, I think you can can if you're left or right right now also if you're left you all the mayors come out there and go joe rogan's bad and all the right people come out there and go i'm not gonna let your teach kid teach your kids about the heat from the flames is why he's fanning himself he's like oh no no it's not because i'm off a clint that must be hard if you're actually you are the mayor who's like the true conservative guy who really you're like you're really not gay you're like i'm fucking so straight and everything yeah and then you're like i really do think we need to get rid of these books and everybody's like gay like even conservative people like it was pretty gay probably yeah there was some uh christian guys recently uh posting pretty

aggressive like you know being gay is the the you know god's will and god's uh wills for them to die and all that stuff and they were going viral and you're just like oh fuck those guys are still out there huh nice dude like the god hates fags people yeah yeah uh west baptist church or whatever yeah it's okay do you know what i was thinking is that furries uh showing up to your thing is kind of like when nazis showed up to the truckers because uh basically if if you're trying to say like i guess vice and these people like love it they're just like look at for we have furries on our side but if you're out there being like we're not trying to you know normalize anything crazy

it's just you know nothing wrong with furry show yeah and then your your spokespeople yeah are a bunch of adults that dress like children and then have sex with each other you go it's probably not the perfect spokespeople for your average person that's like no there's nothing wild about what we're doing we're teaching kids oh i'm sorry you don't want your kids to learn about being gay it's very natural and then you go and then you have like 19 furries standing behind you you go okay you know what you guys may be waiting the car for the speech oh yeah the furries are not helping so they're helping fund a library and um yeah exactly which what danny said is that they want to teach your kids anal sex and uh you know in kindergarten and then the right doesn't uh want any books or the left doesn't want any books with

any bad word whatsoever in it right yeah race related yeah they don't want any race thing and then they want only race to be taught in like a specific way or whatever um in attempt to assist the missouri library the furry community has launched a fundraising frenzy over the last few days to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars so you should make a donation to that yeah i think we'll do a boyscast donation of that that'd be funny if one of fucking chris's like hood friends turned out to be like a furry dude that would be a weird thing i mean you never found out like some dude who you would never think was like getting pegged yeah no i haven't you've had that yeah i've like met like like my my girl's friends like x and was just

like that dude is into that really and just like oh shit like you never like all right that seems like an odd yeah okay like all the time he probably would have told you if you wouldn't have reacted this way yeah that's why i didn't want to tell you yeah well do you think in like 2030 it's gonna be like things like furries will be you know you're gonna have to apologize for your joke where you said i don't want my son to be no son of mine to be a fury a furry we have to apologize no they're still uh they identify as weird yeah they are they are they lgbt like in that thing well they said most furries identify i think that qualifies under queer yes

yeah they're under the queer community they identify as something other than exclusively straight as homosexuals what they kind of said but mainly they identify as i mean it's basically a walking glory hole i mean it just it kind of is that yeah glory hole suit like you don't know what's in that thing yeah it's very uh that it's a stupid little subculture where you go that's the equivalent of uh not the equivalent but you know like a goth emo or whatever those ones that wear the the high heels that are you know uh yeah like the crazy yeah and they do the dances under the bridges with their pants that look like parachutes and stuff like that it's the equivalent of that it's like some stupid little subculture the problem is they're tying

into their identity and the problem is if you're into this like vice magazine kind of stuff everything that's tied into your sexual identity is to be like praised so the furries are kind of getting it whereas before you go yeah yeah it's some dumb little thing you know the some people that are into like miniature uh trucks and they all get together and have their club no one needs to hear about or think about it but anything that gets tied into your sexuality vice has to be like this is amazing the furries go to cosplay like to like the comic cons or is that they just do furry conventions i think they mainly do their furry i think a lot of furries are communists too i see that i see the furries because uh matt sankom our buddy they got into like all these furries went after them for

hard times because they were like really yeah and they're like they had like a lot of furries going after them that's such a funny community to be trying to cancel like a lot oftentimes communists i feel like there's a big communism furry overlap that's great why but well i got some inside info on the truckers because they made honking illegal and i included honking titties but apparently this so i got some inside info so uh some some people i know that were at the thing that are kind of like know the organizers or whatever just like hit me up and they were like oh do you want us on the podcast and stuff and i was like i don't we don't really do um zooms anymore yeah yeah but the uh he kind of said the first thing was in his opinion the honking illegal thing was kind of overblown that didn't

really happen it was like kind of a temporary ban and it hasn't really stuck um no i heard it has stuck because they said they banned it it's on one street but it's also between certain hours well this is a guy who's you know pro trucker or whatever but he says he says in reality that's not that crazy but one thing that he did say is the truckers have these like big plans so truckers not only are they hey we could be here for the next 45 years apparently they're taking they want to take the con they want to expand the convoy to go to airports and well they're dude they block the ambassador bridge going from detroit to windsor two years ago and it's like literally you can't uh for car like freight traffic you can't move

through there so you have to go like around to like Sarnia it's like five hours now and this is the idea apparently this is what he's saying

that they've got all these the truckers have their big plans yeah and the thing too is they made it illegal to bring them food or fuel yeah

I was like they need fuel and then all these guys were like all right we're gonna let everybody go grab your empty fuel cans let's go fucking walk around down there because like now the cops are going to be walking up to you and be like see what's in the fuel can and they're

mostly going to be empty or have juice in them it's it's sort of like um when you're trying to disguise yourself and uh do something bad at a bar and then you hire 10,000 of your friends to dress up like you and wear the same wig. Just go rape in SantaCon. It's a SantaCon situation, yeah. I mean, it also seems to be, I was pretty cynical about it, but it seems to be working. That's what you said. Literally two provinces since yesterday

have said, Saskatchewan and I believe Alberta, although I don't understand Alberta, but they're like, we're getting rid of all of our mess stuff. How much are cops really enforcing any of these new things? They're not. They're not, yeah, because they're just like, I don't know also how much are but they're like we're getting rid of all of our mess stuff how much are cops really enforcing any of these they're not they're not

yeah because they're on board with it most of them but some of them are still you know they are getting instructed to go do it

but it is a weird thing and then Trudeau even come out you could see that his tone came out from where I thought we didn't know where he was

the closet his tones changed he kind of came out and he was like in the most recent now he's doing the voice too not just the paint well he's yeah his tones changed he kind of came out and he was like in the most recent now he's doing the voice too not just the paint well he's yeah yeah yeah his tones really changed he came out and he's doing the black voice and he basically said he goes um you know anyone uh we're all in this

together and he went from his original speech was like truckers are all racist they're in the kkk there's only one race the human race that's what he says now now he said that his original thing was even if you've touched a truck you're racist even if you've graffitied on the even if you've written your name on the trucks the filth yeah that's you're a racist me that's racist watch me that's racist so he was saying now he kind of came out and he was like listen guys come on man come on man Listen, guys. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. He kind of said, you know, these mandates are for your own good, man. Yeah, he goes, we'll have more mandates if we keep this up, which is not- That's what he basically-

That was a bad, that's a bad choice of words. Totally. You know those mandates you guys aren't paying attention to? You're lucky we don't even have more. Yeah. That's a double secret probation in Animal House. you're lucky we don't even have more yeah that's a double secret probation in animal house he goes and then the articles writing about it are pretty funny they uh danny sent me a fucking person they're in in ottawa they're saying that people feel unsafe walking around

truckers because there's such you know transphobes or whatever and then they started a a service where people are chaperoning people that have to walk by the truckers to go to the store. Before trans acceptance, the only cocks that trans women could suck were truckers. Let's not even pretend otherwise. That's a very good point. If anybody's the most accepting of the trans community, it is the trucker.

Well, except for the truckers that became serial killers of trans people. But that's only because they wanted to wear their skin. They loved them so much that is a good there was a good run of serial killers yeah yeah

but um another thing is like the media I don't know if you've seen this but like a number of different media people in Canada and like Ottawa

have been like it's no longer safe to be a journalist like someone on like CTV was like I do this like I have to pull my like you know the

their as if it's the Taliban the trucks or whatever they're like we have to take our logo off the truck because i don't feel safe anymore and you're like first off you're not unsafe the whole level of unsafety is like a media person shows up at the thing being like wanting to report and everybody's like this person's a media don't tell them shit yeah yeah like this person's a lying scumbag and then they're lit but they are literally lying scum you showed up at their thing to mess with them yeah but exactly yeah that's like me showing about what's going on vice magazine uh with my stick mic doing a piece and then they're like get off and i go oh i am being you know yeah and you go obviously they don't want you here but like the dissonance

with the media people because everybody's like yeah these people are liars and they're like work for cbc and they're, we're not liars. We're arbiters of the truth. What do you mean? We would never lie and everybody's like, you're lying scumbags and they can't like,

accept the fact that they are that. So then they're like, it's unsafe to be a journalist now. Media's really having it. And it's not unsafe, by the way. Like nobody,

nobody has been, their safety threatened other than they go to places and people are just like shame you're shame on you they're getting cop treatment yeah they get cop treatment but they are cops of the internet yeah they are they're fucking you are they are cops of like their discourse cops their discourse yeah so the media's discourse cops and then yeah they're getting the same treatment where they go, every time you guys show up, you're here to do a profile on one of us

that's going to fucking get us fired. That's what you're here for. And to lie about us. Yeah, to lie. And again, I know you think you're telling the truth, but we know you're lying. You're going to see a guy peeing on something and be like, look at these men exposing themselves.

That's what you're here for. There's children around. I mean,'s just the it's well you know what's changed in journalism is a lot of those people when they got into journalism nobody was like using fake news or anything that term and now people are just more aware of the stuff and they're like hey you guys are a bunch of lying scumbags get the fuck out of here yeah and they're like you don't talk to me like that i'm a journalist someone on the internet said that uh uh misinformation is just the the left-wing term for fake news. Because Trump was like, fake news, and they say misinformation.

Because they always have to make things harmful. Well, I thought that was one of Trump's biggest power plays. They started the fake news thing. The fake news thing was, and then Trump was just like, they did it about the Russian disinformation. And then Trump was just like, oh, this term exists? I'll just start calling the Times fake news. And then boom, president. Oh, really?

I thought he made fake news up. No, dude. They were using them. It was like a very vague concept that was just starting to bubble up. It seems like such a dumb term that only Trump would even use that term. It doesn't seem like the media

would be calling stuff fake news. Well, they think we're all so stupid we can't understand a term like misinformation. Yeah, and they're mine. You're dumb. And and in reality it's you are and me and chris are smart yeah and then they then they said uh this is the last thing they said because they're making harmful this while canadians have the right to protest he said the noise from the horns could potentially cause long-term hearing damage to residents so this is where they're at by the way i totally sympathize if i live there of course it'd be a nightmare residents so this is where they're at by the way i i totally sympathize

if i live there of course it'd be a nightmare yeah but this is like all the white people that move to fucking new york city that are like fucking hipsters from maine complaining about the fireworks when everything was shut down in the hood it's like all right first of all you shouldn't move to brownsville it used to be gunshots you fucking idiots like we feel like yeah there's gonna be fireworks we shut down every place like you know what i mean like and they're like yeah people are people are going to shoot off. Everybody just drove to Pennsylvania and spent a fucking grip of coke money on fucking fireworks. And that's what happened.

That's something. Yeah, yeah. But it would be a nightmare if you lived in Ottawa. And then, obviously, your entire life is... No, the worst would be if you lived there, but you were also like, A, didn't give a shit about politics. Exactly. You just lived there, but you're also just like, what? I don't care.

Because if you did, you could at least get fired up. Wait, what? Like when people are like, yeah, well, AOC said that protesting should be uncomfortable. And you're like, who the fuck is AOC? I don't know who AOC is. I like the senators. I like hockey and fucking beer. And I live in downtown Ottawa.

Leave me the fuck alone. What man days? You gotta be vaccinated. For what? They just don't even know. They're like, I just go to the one bar I go to. They don't care about shit. They went from

there's a bunch of Nazi racists to having to be like, it's not gonna be good for the residents' ears. They're sort of running thin on their... Things that aren't working. to be racist to having to be like it's not gonna be good for the residents ears so they're they're sort of running thin on their yeah they're but it's kind of things that aren't like you said it's like it's great and like people all around the world are saying i was watching news reports from india where they were talking about like they don't know where justin trudeau is he's hiding from these people who are non-violent protesters yeah it's like fucking crazy and he

made a big mistake by just ignoring it thinking it would go away yeah now they're like trying to say they're going to be starting arresting everybody for just being there and like they're going to impound their vehicle you can't arrest 10 000 people fuck now not only that but like again the cops like this was a common issue with cops everywhere when they had these vaccine mandates where every police department was like yeah half of us don't want to be forcibly vaccinated and you know well most of them didn't want to enforce covid and they're all generally blue-collar people and they're like more sympathetic with these people than fucking like well that's government well that's the thing with cops with covid they're like wait a second we got to treat white people this way get the fuck out of here yeah and also it's a provincial

issue it's not a federal issue it's a provincial thing so it's like it's basically like doug ford has to fix this because it's not a federal matter. It just happens to be in the Capitol. Well, Elon Musk likes them. And his last thing before we get out of here is Elon Musk's Neuralink brain chip apparently gives people orgasms on demand. It will be able to. That's the future.

So they made this device and they were calling it the Orgasmatron and it was designed for pain management. But the perv scientist found out that he could give girls O's with them, right? And he's placing the electrodes on girls, and they're going, oh. But the good news is that that happens,

and then the bad news is it sounds like it's only for girls because the device aimed at women's sexual pleasure is still difficult, so there's a lot of stigma. Oh, now they're explaining why it's uh uh gonna be sexist even though yeah of course they said because um uh there's still a lot of stigma bias and lack of resources in a health care for female sexuality i think so it's only i think they should stigma balls yeah i i would rather they still don't know what squirt is

yeah you know what i mean you think you're gonna figure out a fucking ray gun that makes bitches come that's what they're trying to say do we know what i figure is. Yeah. You know what I mean? You think you're going to figure out a fucking ray gun that makes bitches come? That's what they're trying to say. Do we know what figure is P? Dude, that would be the least for the boys move where he just made a thing that we just press a button and your girl can have one, but you can't. But also it could be okay that maybe you're smashing and then you go. She's like, can you put this thing on for a second? You just like hit the button and you finish up.

You go, all right. You hit her button when you finish up. Everybody's happy. So that could be okay. But it would be an okay one for a guy to have where she goes sorry what i was gonna say you finish in like a minute and she's like you go down on me you go i'm just peace yeah i can't just watch like it's also funny the other way though where a girl goes she wants to talk to you she's like baby i was thinking you go just give me a second you You do it for yourself.

Or you go, okay, what were you saying? I want to move in together. No. Before you have any serious conversations, you make yourself come. And then you hit yourself again and just fall asleep. She goes, baby, I was thinking we could go on a trip together. Give me a second here. No.

No. How about no? Yeah, I want to be able to talk to yeah yeah so that could be potentially but it sounds like they're only doing the girl one so elon get on that one for the fellows it does kind of seem like uh they're starting to realize that nobody actually wants a fucking neural link they're like but you can come no no that's what always happens with these things. I think the quadriplegics and stuff will be big for them. Yeah, but they were literally like, Elon Musk was like, yeah, we'll start with quadriplegics

and then it'll move on to everyone. And then everybody's kind of like, I don't want you to put a chip in my fucking head. They are really closing in on you with all this stuff where they're like, you're going to be in the metaverse, you're going to have a chip, and it's all coming at you pretty fast. But everybody's kind of just like, no.

Remember Google Glass? Google spent billions of dollars on Google Glass, and they sold like 40 pairs. Well, they were like $2,000, and they looked mad lame. Although apparently Apple's coming out with their version of it next year. Yeah, but Snapchat tried glasses that also didn't catch on.

Well, Snapchat's glasses were just a camera. This is like the Apple glasses that also didn't have to be contact just a camera this is like the apple glasses that's coming out is going to be like really from what they're saying it's gonna be what google glass wanted to be which is like full augmented reality like layers but nobody not shitty nobody wants because the problem with the google glass was it looked like a villain glasses it was like the lamest also funny when you have to put those on when you're having sex to record it yeah okay close off glasses on it's funny facebook came out with their glasses like six months ago they were just straight ray-bans with cameras in them and then like just nobody wants to shit no i don't do nobody no one really likes the oculus that much no one wants to live their no one wants to live their life in the metaverse no one wants the ship but any of this

but they're all they're really forcing it so it's in 10 years i'll be i think everyone's gonna be fucking bullied into it i don't think so man i thought it was gonna happen i hope not i mean i guess we've all kind of been bullied into smartphones even if you didn't want them but like yeah eventually it's just like you can kind of rescind from it now like you yeah somebody can build a stripped down smartphone that just has uber and you'd be fine there was literally a guy on my flight two nights ago who was like sitting next to some random chick who's really hot and he had like a flip phone and she was all like had a million questions for him about like grilling but she was like into it she was like oh you got a phone i remember yeah he goes like you know i don't really need a regular phone i have another

phone if i need it for like you know gps but whatever this is fine i held out on getting a cell phone for a while and then like, I remember some girl being like, you don't have a phone? And I'm like, no. And she was just like, that's pretty cool.

And I was just like, fucking you guys are dingbats. Yeah, now I got two. Yeah, now I got two, bitch. I really caved.

Yeah. I caved so bad, I got a second one. Well, anyways, it does seem like they're fucking in on it. I'll get the neural net. The powers that be. What's the neural net? Yeah, you'll be the first guy. You love that kind on it. I'll get the neural net. The powers that be.

What's the neural net? Yeah, you'll be the first guy. You love that kind of shit. Yeah, I'll get the neural net. But Chris, you said you got a show this weekend, right? Yeah, I got a couple shows. I'm featuring for Justin Silver and Rhode Island at the Comedy Connection in Providence. I think it's ricomedy.com.

And just, yeah, it's Friday, Saturday, and Monday. Yeah. What's going on Sunday? It's the Lord's Day? It's Super Bowl. Oh, right. Oh, yeah, it's Friday, Saturday, and Monday. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on Sunday? It's the Lord's Day? It's Super Bowl. Oh, right. Oh, yeah. And then Notes of a Goon.

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