The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Advice For Men By Women

Episode Date: August 26, 2022

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Stelter's at your girl's door, kid. And she let him in. Staying inside. Brian Stelter. Of your girl's vagina. Brian Stelter. And he's breaking high. Brian Stelter.

Hosed like a fireman. Brian Stelter. Yeah. R.I.P. to the GOAT. One of the greats in journalism. This is a big loss for the world. This is a big loss for podcast journalism. This is a big loss for the world. This is a big loss for podcasting. This is a big loss for broadcasting.

I'm personally signed up for CNN Plus, and I was loving all of the things that they were doing. The Rex Chapman show. Does Rex Chapman have a CNN Plus show? He had one for four minutes, like everyone else. Yeah, well, I was looking forward to Brian Stelter's behind the scenes content. I thought they were going to make, I was going to like to see what the home life looked like. I wanted to see what his makeup looked like.

I wanted to see the makeup. I wanted to see the hair care routine. I wanted to see the bald shining routine. Yeah. They did him dirty too. Don Lemon didn't even get him a cake. Really? Yeah.

They did him real dirty. He was expecting a big send-off and they just go uh you have 30 minutes to pack up how do you know that it was in the thing i saw it on fucking twitter why was it on twitter that they gave you 30 minutes to pack no that's a joke they didn't give him 30 minutes to pack his shit but they i guess he was expecting some big party wait and he wrote that he didn't write it but there's like this rumor i guess going around where he was upset who's the rumor you know leaks reliable sources dog unreliable sources i got people in the you have a scoop on a leak that says brian's daughter was happy that he didn't get a cake he was he was he was expecting

some big party some big send-off and he got the fucking cuomo treatment danny's got a inside reliable just have to eat the sausageor has it that Stelter was unhappy that Don Lamont is over here at Danny's rumor mill. This is 100% Danny's rumor mill. Did you hear the news?

Stelter's not happy, dude. Stelter's not happy, dog. What happened? You didn't hear? Fucking Lemon didn't get him shit, dude. He just gave him a sign out. Get out.

Don Lamont's a snake, dude. Fucking does Cuomo dirty, does Stelter yeah first he's supposed to be his best friend and then we get him a cake yeah we get him a cake for a man who clearly wants a cake exactly a lemon cake yeah that could have been a funny little bit for the end the fact that they didn't throw him a party with like hookers blow the whole thing after everything stelts done for that organization you know what they honestly could have done and it wouldn't even be that expensive was fly all of his viewers out well you think he's gonna be like his future is a cruise stelter cruise like you know where everybody's like you're just hanging out with stelter on a cruise ship i do think that is the kind of thing he might be he might do that no he probably lands somewhere weird but

yeah he like well go go at msnbc yeah he's gonna go further left like like if we think we saw the That is the kind of thing he might be doing. He might do that, too. No, he'd probably land somewhere weird, but... Yeah. He'd like land somewhere... No, no, go go at MSNBC. Yeah, he... He's going to go further left. Like, if we think we saw the craziest element of him, you're like, no, it's... Baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet. Or it's, he has even more reliable sources. Reliable-er sources.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's his sources. But Danny has the inside scoop, so that's why people tune in, because Danny's always, he's got his ear to the pulse. He knows the things. Yeah, I know what's going on. He knows what LeMond's saying. Danny, you know what?

It's interesting, though. You were happy with Danny's source. What you won't be happy with is Danny joined the, he took a part-time job at the IRS as one of the new 187,000 agents. That's the thing. They didn't even check to see if I was American. They just go, yeah, we're taking anybody right now. Are you willing to shoot your fellow man over a wrong expense dinner?

I go, absolutely. Did you see where they were training the IRS agents with guns? Yes. Dude, that's so funny, the idea of an IRS agent busting down the door. You owe us 50 bucks. Yeah. Someone made a pretty good point about this that it was like okay you know because they always like obviously the thing for all of this is they have to everything they do that kind of just like hurts regular people they always kind of do the bernie sanders like we promise you this is only

going to be bad for one billionaire yeah for sure you know what i mean they're just like no no all 187 agents are just bad for like one billionaire we promise you you know what i mean they're just like no no all 187 agents are just bad for like one billionaire we promise you but you go yeah we needed to enforce all the billionaires they have so many resources that we just we need this this is just our billionaire billionaire task unit it's a billionaire task that's they kind of make it sound like all this stuff every time they have new things they were like yo honestly even if you make like 600 grand this isn't even gonna graze you yeah this is 187 000 agents that are all kind of on but which if i get audited because of this i'll be fucking i'll tell

you what that'll like completely turn me yeah we'll go back to canada no it'll all just be like i'll be fucking yelling on 4chan yeah yeah oh yeah that'll i mean if they really start coming out like the venmo stuff where they go what so you have to explain all your Venmo transactions I claim all that You don't claim it I mean I claim it but I don't know I don't know what else but if I get audited I swear to god I'll go that's my

That will be like my complete radicalization Like I just sold like I'm moving And I sold like whoever's moving to my place I sold all my stuff to them I'm not claiming that But it was more than $600 You're right you ain't more than $60 a bunch of bucks on your stuff I sold all my stuff to them. I'm like, I'm not claiming that. Yeah, like I'm not claiming that, but it was more than $600. You're right. You ain't more than

60 bunch of bucks on your stuff. I sold all my possessions. That's a good thing. And I got, it was like for slightly more than $600. Okay. I got a thousand bucks

for everything I own because I'm moving in with my girlfriend. That's better than you. I just like throw all my shit away. I was going to throw my, dude, it was honestly

one of the biggest wins of the last 12 months for me. That you got. I was going to throw my, dude, it was honestly one of the biggest wins of the last 12 months for me. That you got. I was going to throw, I hope these girls are not watching. These two girls are moving into my place. These rubes. And these rubes. I was going to throw out all my shit straight up just to the curb.

And then you said. And then I texted my like landlord dude or whatever. I go, hey, can you get me their info just to see if they want any of my stuff? And then they texted me and I was like, hey, do you want anything? And they go, yeah, we want everything. I go, oh my God, this is amazing. Yeah, what do you have? Like butt plugs?

Yeah, butt plugs. You said you want everything. Yeah, you want everything? I'm just going to leave it all for you. Dude, it's a giant win for me. That is a huge win, dude. Well, anyways, the point was that because they say that,

that it's all billionaires or whatever, but it's like billionaires don't make mistakes on their taxes, really. Because it's like, you know, these are all or whatever but it's like that billionaires don't make mistakes on their taxes really because it's like you know these are all they don't do their taxes but yeah not only do they not do their taxes it's like an insanely large like accounting firm that does their taxes you know what i mean so it's like look well i don't know what the name of a big accounting firm is do you price waterhouse cooper i don't know yeah like price waterhouse cooper's not like screwing up a billion taxis. Arthur Anderson's the Enron one.

Are they still around? But that's what I mean. If one of those big firms like screwed up someone's taxes. It's their fault, though. Not only is it their fault, it would be like super bad for business. Like how many billionaires are they? I'm sure they talk where they'd be like, yeah, I got audited and I had to pay all this money because, you know, like fucking Pricewater, as you say, screwed it screwed it up yeah no no they they they make sure that nothing gets screwed up yeah

like billionaires are this is not affecting them i don't think billionaires are cheating their taxes not like in these ticky tack ways that they need irs with guns for yeah they're coming for small businesses this is like small business enforcement like dude how many definitely how many bodegas do you go to like the bodega i go to all the time not going to rat them out it's somewhere in new york city uh but i go to it all the time and then they they literally you buy something and they hit the no sale button okay right and then they take your money and but they specifically hit the no sale open the tail button i mean those cartridges aren't collecting anything anyway what are those cartridges registers aren't collecting anything anyway. What?

Those cash registers aren't collecting information, are they? Yeah, that's the whole point of a cash register. Those old school ones? Yeah. They just do the receipts. Yeah, that's what it is. You can just throw out the receipt and that's the end of the story too, though. Yeah, until you get audited and they go, yo, where's your receipts?

Are they numbered? Yeah, they have all the date and time. Dude, I had a friend when I used to live in Guelph this is so long ago that doesn't even matter but they ran these like clothing stores these like kind of sketchy clothing stores and they were also my landlord well how is it sketchy?

they would like buy all this like these like crappy clothes and they would rebrand them like Nike instead of Nike sort of thing Adidas with two stripes no but like I would see their clothes like they would have a shirt that was like $90 and you'd go to h&m and it was the exact same shirt with the h&m tag on it it was like 25 like they would like i guess it's a thing that happens factory and essentially exactly exactly but so that's the oldest trick in the book with all those chinese places that's one

of the big things they do is they're like oh we'll make all the h&m stuff like yeah crank a couple of fucking relabel a couple of things for you. But anyways, they got audited. And while I knew them, and they had to go through this whole thing of just printing years of receipts. Like making them up because they didn't have any. Because what else are you going to do? Yeah. And there were like those receipts where it's on just like the ribbon shit.

So it's not really like you'd be like, yeah, this is print. See, it says the time and date. But you're like, yeah, you just did that now how do you know yeah so what a nightmare anyways but this is gonna be this is small business enforcement this is they're trying to get theirs they don't like that they're well that's me yeah that's which is why i'm telling you i'm being radicalized radicalized real radical eyes. Real eyes, real eyes, real eyes. That's the one, right? Yeah, real eyes, real eyes, real eyes. Didn't Joe from the corner have that on his shirt or something?

Probably. Real eyes, real eyes, real lies. Oh my God, that's better than philosophy. Yeah, that is way better. That's the old... Radical eyes, radical radicalize that's Danny radicalize realize

and radicalize that would be fucked up though if all our friends start getting on it that's exactly what's going to happen what else are they going to do they're going to bust down the comedy club with a gun they're going to be busting down the podcast studio and be like

you expensed eight memory cards and there's only six you think they're gonna bust where are the cars are there gonna be any like videos online from the stand-ups or it goes like a comedian destroys irs agent because they think it's a heckler it comes in he goes all right this show's over he goes here we go how long you how long you've been an irs agent for he goes i don't know six you don't know oh he doesn't know i bet you don't know what your wife does for a job okay how much do you make for a living i don't know audit yourself he's like you you know audit audit your speech patterns pal You don't audit your speech patterns, pal. The community industry is IRS agent.

Jeez. Well, speaking of jobs, it's sort of in the news because that video that me and you did that's like total equality for all, kind of went, it keeps going viral. Over platforms, it has like over 10 million views or something like that, maybe more. I saw the short went short went crazy yeah they all just keep going crazy right so and i think you think it's like some andrew tate runoff oh yeah we're getting the runoff when people go yeah

wait a minute no it's no no no it's more jordan peterson yeah so jordan peterson no no well it's gone viral like on facebook like on Facebook once every six months. You know what I mean? For the last two years or whatever. But it's Jordan Peterson, basically. He's doing publicity materials for the Daily Wire. And some of the materials are very... It's like a video of a guy doing a really hard job.

And he was like, you think we don't need men? But he's very somber in it, right? He's like, what are we going to do without men? Oh, what are we going to do? See, I just don't eat men like what do we get it's very but he's very somber in it right he's like what are we gonna do without men oh what are we gonna do see i just don't know this is the mo the biggest uh not an impressions guy you we had this conversation last night no you should have seen danny yesterday because we are saying uh no it's he said this guy's out of control sometimes i can get it sometimes no he thinks he's too hip for anything i don't think i'm too hip you do man you think i don't think i'm too hip. You do, man. I don't think I'm too hip. You do, because we were talking about it, and I was like, impressions, and our body

was saying Danny does the good Jordan Peterson, and I was like, yeah, but he won't do it anymore, and he goes, I don't know. I'm not trying to be some impression guy, and I was like, yeah, but it was funny, and it was a good impression. He was like, he's above that. I'm not above it. I can't conjure it in that sense. Sometimes it comes to me. Sometimes it's just like, he's like above that. I'm not above it. I can't conjure it in that sense. Like I can, sometimes it comes to me, you know, and sometimes it's just like the, it's in the ether.

When the inspiration comes to me. It's in the ether. I mean, I just tried to do it. I didn't try it in half-ass it. I think you are. I think you're like. No, I'm not. I'm telling you I'm not.

Because you think you're like. Like I can do it. Like I can do it if I'm one of his catchphrases. Like that I could do. You see yourself as like some intellectual. No. See, I can do like. That's higher than impressionist. No. No. Not at all. Like I can do. That's as like some intellectual no see I can do that's higher than impressionist

no no not at all like I can do what you were saying yesterday yeah I was like I'm above impressions you're smoking

like a long cigarette and you go no it's a pipe I won't be doing that again yeah I won't be doing that again but no sometimes I got it sometimes I don't

well anyways that's been happening and then someone sent it fool's gold that is fool's gold Well, anyways, that's been happening. And then someone sent it. Fool's gold. That is fool's gold a little bit. So that's been happening. And then someone sent me one of the most interesting things in the world.

Because some people were posting some of the craziest jobs in the world, right? Yeah. I don't know if you saw the one clip that went viral, but I think it was in Jordan Peterson's thing. But basically what's happening is it's these guys and they're like cement workers. Yeah.

And they're covered in cement, which is, I don't even know if it dries on them or how it works, right? So they're essentially... I don't know, this thing's getting in me. Mannequins getting in you?

Yeah, they're covered in cement and they're basically pulling up this big uh there's like a cement thing that like i guess churns the cement or whatever yeah the mixer the mic yeah but like the yeah there's something to do with the mixer but i know they have the mixer the the truck you know the i guess it's the thing that like gets the cement to the truck okay i think that's probably it gets mixed in the truck do you ever see the trucks and they're rolling they're moving like this so these guys are doing something and so it's constantly moving so it doesn't set maybe they're cement testers i don't know okay i think they might be cement mix testers okay so they do that thing where they put their

finger in the cement and they go exactly right yeah they go pure cement right they wipe it on their gum yeah that's pure shit well there's a bunch of these guys, and they were kind of posting all these jobs. So I have a list of jobs that's from, so it goes from a percentage of US workers by male by sector, right? Yeah. So it's like a diagonal line that shows all the jobs. So I'll just list off the ones that are most women and most males. Okay.

ones that are most women and most males so so the the girl jobs so which is like 85 no so it's like only two percent 2.3 percent of kindergarten teachers are men right yeah any of them straight i think the most kindergarten male teachers probably are gay right because yeah or worse more worse yeah yeah that's yeah you're very suspicious for us just the most suspicious job the only way you could be straight actually is if you're super suspicious for us. It's the most suspicious job. The only way you can be straight, actually, is if you're super religious. Like a super Christian, you can maybe be like, Yeah, you think that makes a... But in that world, you're not.

The only thing that would make it less suspicious if you're like, I don't know, a Catholic priest, for example. I think the radar's not up, though. Like if you're in a very strict religious thing, and then the... But why are you doing kindergarten instead of grade three, even if you a like super christian as you say why would that help the kids okay sure you want to you want to get to them early yeah i don't know i've never seen a male kindergarten teacher well that's my i don't even think i've seen you ever seen a male gay

kindergarten teacher i had some yeah yeah that's there's one kicking around in my school mr bro i've said this before but he used to close his eyes in class, and it was really creepy. His name was Mr. Bro? His name was Mr. Bro. But French. I don't know. No, he was like an old, fat, bald guy. Oh, okay.

Which is like, yeah, exactly. Why did you decide you wanted to teach? Is he a relic from another era where he goes, yeah, back in my day, it was normal. And then now, it kind of- It was never normal. It was probably less normal back then. The only thing I will say

is maybe if they get paid the same, you're like, this one's easier, but it's maybe not easier because kids are annoying. Kids are nightmares. Maybe you can be stupider.

You're like, I don't have to do anything. Like marking kindergarten's papers, for example, maybe is easier. Yeah. You just, it's just a handprint

and you just go, that's a good handprint. That's the only thing I can think of is if you're just trying to fuck the dog, not fuck the kid. Let's hope you're just fucking the dog and nothing else. So kindergarten teacher is 2%. So my theory is I think the only way that they can solve this is every male teacher and coach for little kids if unless your kids on the team yeah is reluctant you know what i mean like they

someone for example let's say you want to be a grade eight teacher they say hey you have to teach grade two for a few years first so every teacher that's teaching like grade one doesn't really want to be right you start every straight up you start at the bottom you work your way up exactly and it's you get paid more for high school and less for yeah so kindergarten is entry level and then if and if they do their three-year tenure and they're like no i actually want to stay you go you're fired yeah you're out of here because it's you know you you want the guy that shows up to be like i don't really want to teach grade one but i will yeah that's the attitude we need. The show that's

like, where are the kids? When can I start? You're the guy on the construction site who goes, you just sweep and get us coffee. That's the only person that probably male-wise should be able to teach kindergarten. So that's that. Dental hygienists, which that's the second most.

Yeah, I had a male dental hygienist and I thought it was right before I moved from Toronto. Are you trans or something? Yeah, what's going on? He was gay. No, he was gay, obviously. But I was still very suspicious. You're right.

That's a good point that of these small percentages, it's gay guys. Yeah, and I remember they gave me the option to go, oh, no, sorry. They said, hey, we have the option. Do you want the guy or the girl? And I was like girl obviously yeah yeah for sure except you did say for a masseuse you'd rather a guy guy 100 for a masseuse because i don't there's no power strength involved in hygienics so dental hygienist secretaries male secretary is tough i feel like if i knew a dude that was a dental hygienist that wouldn't like

strike me as executive assistant but like a secretary if you go hey just have a word with my secretary and it's like a guy like that's a tough although yeah the getting slapped on the ass by the ceo would be extra demeaning when you're just like a straight dude and more like allowable too yeah you're probably the only exactly because you can't slap the girls on the ass, but you probably can give a little tap to your male secretary. The way you were answering those phones? Yeah, good shit, buddy. I know.

Good shit, pal. But that's tough. Like, you know, on the dating market, for example, if you're on Tinder and it's like you're a man and you're like a male, you know, 5'10", 34 years old, secretary. Oh, you definitely are. You're churching that up. You're churching that right up. That's executive assistant.

Executive. That's not a... I don't think anybody really goes by secretary anymore. Maybe not. They got rid of it. I think you're wrong. I bet you some small office in the middle of nowhere, they're not calling you.

Yeah, they're not up on all the new stuff, and they still just call it the secretary. Male secretary. Yeah, but there's no... But I bet if you go on LinkedIn in New in new york city and you type secretary nothing comes up it's like it's just they call it executive assistant yeah okay yeah uh speech therapist interesting right my ex-girlfriend was one what she was a speech therapist yeah that's a chick job why is that a chick job that i don't know because i don't know why you're more like because

guys aren't worried you know worried about getting the fucking right syllables you know yeah they don't speak like a i don't know why i'm sure there are what's the percentage is that like a girl thing to do to be like uh it's actually pronounced do you mean yeah yeah be like correcting asshole you know you know you go do you mean can you go to the bath yeah i mean you can go to the bathroom may you go to the bathroom i mean there's a big overlap there with the kindergarten teachers too because that seems like a kindergarten so is that what's the percentage for that like speech therapist is sort of like professional nag right no it's like get rid of stutters and if you just like

yeah you can't i have no idea joe but like joe biden went to a speech therapist famously right a chick but i have no idea why that one's so much of a chick job. I don't know. That's a good question. It's maybe just one of those things of women are more nurturing, and that just falls into that. It's nursing. It's mouth nursing.

Mouth nursing. So dental hygienist, mouth nurse. The two of the top five chick jobs are dental. Girls love teeth, right? They love teeth. Yeah, they love mouths. There's two options. Girls love teeth, or dent like girls love teeth right love teeth yeah there's two options girls love teeth or dentists are no dentists are dogs like you know what i mean they all they gotta have like

because it is very common that dentists have like almost a harem of like hot chicks around them uh in terms of the employees uh-huh yeah right and dentists all like low-key think they're cool like they all kind of like i remember i've had multiple dentists that brought up to me that they play guitar oh like that is a that is such like a dentist character my girlfriend's family is like all dentists and do they play guitar no interesting no no guitars a lot of dentists in the family right well they maybe aren't a cool dentist because they're they're but that cool do you think that's why the dentists all kill themselves because they're surrounded by these squawking hens

that is probably the best explanation for it I've ever heard is you just see them all plotting in the break room what are these up to there's a mutiny on our hands and the only way out is a suicide but you are if you're a dentist

every single other job other than you is a girl is that possible But you are, if you're a dentist, every single other job other than you is a girl. Yeah. Pretty much. Is that possible? I'm honestly, like my back home, my dentist that I went to as a kid was legit. There was like two dudes and 30 women. Okay.

Yeah. Receptionist, childcare worker, same thing. Nurses, dietitians, hairdressers, payroll, health records. So these are all the girl jobs. That's the top girls. And that's all the ones I went, occupational therapists, health aides, bookkeepers. So that went up to 11%. So all those jobs are still 90% women.

Yeah, like not even close. You know what I mean? And then in the middle, so around around 50 you have jobs like uh purchasing managers guides so i guess that's like a tour guide or something like that advertising is kind of uh like a little skews mail retail is 50 50 probably just but that's because it depends on what retail like if you go like gun sales it's probably men and if you go like sporting goods yeah so they're just including like everything yeah yeah exactly so a lot probably a lot of Because it depends on what retail. If you go gun sales, it's probably men. Dick's Sporting Goods is probably men. Yeah, so they're just including...

Everything. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So probably a lot of these middle ones, if you actually went into it, there was different ones. Ushers, 50% each. Is Bodega owners on there? Weyers, Measurers, and Checkers. I guess that's...

Weyers, Measurers. I guess what they... I don't know what they mean, but maybe... Like a bulk barn? Yeah. Checking out? I think what that, I don't know what they mean, but like maybe. Like a bulk barn? Yeah. Checking out? I think what that actually means is probably like you work in like a factory type setting. You know what I mean?

Maybe. Like you're weighing the shipments. Okay. Maybe. But you're not actually the one putting it on. You're just the one like jotting it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's men.

Other financial specialists, editors and reporters. Okay, so these are all in the middle. financial specialists, editors and reporters. Okay, so these are all in the middle. You start to get up to men when you get to machine operators, engineers, law enforcement, right? Yeah. Dentists.

And then at the very top, these are the jobs that no woman will ever dare touch. We wouldn't allow it even if he wanted to. The jobs where we're at, 95 to 99%, there are tons of them in that. Construction works, 95%. And we're still close to the top. There's still 40 more jobs.

Drywall, construction, 98%. What about female roofing companies? Drywall is 98%. Well, female roofing companies, they might have actually tipped the scale. Yeah, they might have actually done some damage at that roofing company. Five female drywall actually makes a pretty big dent in this statistic.

Probably. See what I'm saying? Yeah. Hammer operators. Cuff them. Yeah, yeah, definitely. What's a hammer operator? Me and the fellas are hammer operators.

I don't know. I've never heard that. You catch me on a Friday night after I have a couple of drinks, they call me a hammer operator. Yeah, a hammer operator. Mining occupations, 99% mad. Yeah, that one makes sense. Well, of course they make sense, but it's funny. I'm like, what would even a chick do at a mining camp?

No, but it's just like, it's a funny thing to kind of picture these jobs when it starts talking about, you know, it's like, obviously you're psych when you were like, Hey, we want equality in the workplace. What you mean is you think there's any road? We want to be CEOs. Do you think there's any rogue guidance counselors out there? Dudes who are like girls come in.

He goes like, just really trying to direct them into this stuff. Never. Probably. Yeah. He goes, you should be like a minor of pays. Great.

Yeah. Like they, they probably, you'd think that if you were like a guidance counselor, to some degree, you do have to give guys and girls the same advice like nowadays, right? I don't know. Yeah. Do guidance counselors still exist? Very good friend of the pod, who I will not mention by name, is going to college right

now. Yeah. And he said that, I won't air him out, but he said that he had to do already multiples of sex assault seminars in orientation. And in the bathrooms, they got rid of urinals in the men's bathrooms and they have tampon dispensers. There's no urinals in the men's bathroom? What are you supposed to shit in when you got to go quick?

But it makes no sense because, okay, if you want to be like hey we're gonna put tampons in for what you know whatever right you go you're if you're gonna have people that you know uh don't have that have vaginas in the men's bathroom then uh sure but urinals like why would you get rid of them like is it triggering to them like what's even the reason for that well they're trying to go just full gender neutral and that's such a gendered thing but they still have gendered bathrooms oh they still have oh it's it's gendered bathrooms they're trying to punish men because that's the thing you ever the one you ever go to like a sporting event the women's line's super long for the bathroom and the reason the. And the reason the men's line goes quick is because we've got the urinals.

This is just punishment. Yeah, well, also men take just quicker to do everything. That's true. I'm sure there's four things that contribute to that. One of them is girls probably look in the mirror longer after. Dottling. Yeah, a lot of puttering. A lot of dottling, a lot of puttering.

They sit down to pee and they probably dick around on their phone a little bit. There's probably just a lot of dottling going on. You know what I mean what i mean that's true other mining occupations carpenters like some of these jobs where you're just like it's not really it's not that physically like it's a hard job but it's not even that physically demanding it's just undesirable for a woman like auto mechanic 99 like women it's like auto mechanics is a lot of like fat old guys that aren't in shape it's not like this crazy physical job there is some physical elements

but nothing insanely physical no no there's no you could change tires if you're like a reasonably fit there's a lot of mechanics that are like strong dudes yeah there's a lot of mechanics that are like a fat 70 year old yeah it's like i feel like a lot of it is really just you know it's you're putting a puzzle together a lot of times right but my point is so there's no reason other than like girls don't want to do this they get dirty it's a dirty job it's a dirty job what specifically jobs that leave you filthy at the end of the day does a woman want to do like dude imagine you see some chick you go and she has fucking like those you know the mechanic hands yeah where they're just dirty all the time.

They're just black always. Yeah. It's a tough look. One clean finger because you fingered yourself. It's my finger and finger right here. Yeah. It's like, girls don't want to do that. No, you're, of course.

Automobile mechanics. I'll just do a few more. Elevator repairs. So that's, we're up to 99 and then 99.8 so that means out of every thousand two women yeah so think about that if you added five women it like would drastically change the stat like why don't they have like an all-female boil makers what's a boil maker i don't even know that's another drink there's probably some people that make boilers yeah they make boilers okay but like so all if you had an all-female team of boiler makers yeah it legitimately would

change the stat drastically yeah yeah women could do a lot of a lot of damage to these drillers of the earth 99.6 four out of every thousand earth drillers is women concrete and cement workers that's the job that i saw drillers and women. Concrete and cement workers. That's the job that I saw. Drillers and oil well. Roofers and slaters. Bus, truck, and stationary mechanics, 99%. Yeah. So it's funny to, it's kind of interesting to see those stats, eh?

Yeah. I mean, well, part of it is what, you know, guys like Jordan Peterson have just been saying. We go like, look, we, and, you know, the super liberal feminists just want to ignore where you go like people just gravitate towards certain things and it's just like there are laws of nature that just this happens this isn't all just like gendered fucking your kids up when they're a kid and then they make

them be like oh so I had such a fucked up childhood that I want to be a large engine mechanic well that's why it's what sometimes when people are having these conversations where they say you know every you know there should be the same men and women at every job. You just go, grow up. Yeah, exactly. It's fantasy land.

You're living in fantasy land. Grow up. Yeah, agreed. Grow up and watch She-Hulk. So there's this girl. Pardon me once I watch it. Have you seen any of it? No, and you know what?

Here's the thing. With She-Hulk, I'm not going to watch that. And to be honest, I'm sure it's a hunk of shit, but I'm not prepared to go watch that and then give a bad review of that. I don't like She-Hulk. Yeah, I don't really hate watch anything. I'm sure, yeah. I'm not hate watching a series.

It sounds like it's for girls. But I wouldn't watch regular Hulk either. I'd watch Hulk. Oh, I haven't seen the Hulkulk movies right now i mean if this is a series i think if it was a movie like i could get suckered into watching that but here's the thing that because here's this person that was like a big uh twitter person kind of went viral saying like my point was me me kind of coming out here and being like did a review of she hulk turns out i didn't like it yeah of course oh yeah yeah you don't say right of course you know what i mean so nothing really add to the discourse yeah

it's like the only thing you can do is comment on the overall thing right but it's like yes i'm not gonna watch dear white people and come and say like did a review of uh dear white people didn't like it two thumbs down yeah right you know it's not for me right but the thing around it that i do have a comment on is so this person went viral going she hulk has like has like one conversation about how women have to control our anger or fear when we get cat called or followed so we don't get assaulted or murdered by men and people are calling it woke you all wouldn't last one day as a woman so this person saying you know this is how fragile guys are right and you go this is the thing it if you took one look at the promotional materials this is what these people are i think there's hollywood needs

if i was running hollywood yeah i would you have the wrong religion yes i could no but i would this is such an easy fix okay so this stuff of like feminism in your face stuff started when 2015 would you say like when it really popped it really went like parabolic trump trump 2015 yeah we are now almost seven years away from that, correct? Yeah. Or seven, whatever, depending on what you want to put that inflection point as. So my point is, they're seven years later doing marketing materials that are like, take that, men.

This is their trailers. This is their publicity team is, you know, reaching out to girl magazines, kind of saying saying it'd be the equivalent of if i did my special then the only thing i did was you know it's like up yours won't culture yeah you're triggered it would be like for an hour yeah yeah making a special now like called yeah exactly right for an hour right yeah so this though i imagine because this is such a huge production like they probably started writing this when there was the height of Trump's arrangement. Huge point. It was probably 2017 probably.

Hollywood is always four or five years behind. Do you know what I mean? So that's why it's like- Structurally, it just takes time to do this. Structurally, they are always four. But when you do marketing materials like that and your whole material is like, yeah, man, that's right, you're not going to like it, right? And you go, so no, like this idea that they have a hot take of like, you know, it's hard for women to walk home alone at night, right? You go, everyone's heard that.

Everyone's been hearing that for the last seven years. This is not new information, right? And no one's reading that. Very few people are reading that and being like, duh, what you're reading that and being like, yeah, that's that again. Yeah. Oh, you're one of those. And the, but what these people need to get better at, and I think would fix their whole

thing is, you know, they accuse like people like Trump of dog whistling. Yeah. Learn to dog whistle morons. Like that is more subtle. Just you. These people are on board. You go, hey, we have a thing that's a girl Hulk. Everyone that's a feminist is on board with that.

Do you know what I mean? If you're a feminist, you're like, oh, girl Hulk. Like, you don't need, I can't imagine your, why alienate the fucking boyfriends that have to go watch it? Like there are so many people right now that their girlfriend probably would watch she hulk when she wouldn't normally right right yeah so you go to them like give them a wink and a nod that like this is free this is kind of for you

and then for the guys give them a wink and a nod and be like but it's still like an action here's a skimpy bikini yes stuff like that i mean but you don't need all these issues though this kind of stuff the comic book stuff like dude when you were in a kid dog whistle yeah but how many kids at your school were women into comic book stuff okay zero it's like this is they're basically these are all guys who are having this now like forced being like hey we need more of this and like it's just like you know similar to the sports stuff where you go like oh we need to tailor to women you're like women don't watch this yeah like women aren't into hulk i've never met a woman i've met one woman in my life who was really into like comics but my point is i think what may be able to work because you're right but

women aren't into feminism if you tailor this completely to women probably just no one not that many people watches it and a lot of these things perform very badly right but if you tailor this completely to women, probably just not that many people watch it. And a lot of these things perform very badly, right? But if you tailor this thing, you go, who watches most of TV shows? A couple in bed probably, right? Yeah. I bet you if you did the analytics on Netflix, 80% of that is, I'm pulling this number out, but I bet you I'm not far off. Yeah.

80% is like a couple sitting in bed watching Netflix. Probably a lot of it. Yeah, a lot of that. You know what I mean? On the couch, in the bed, whatever. So basically your whole goal is to make a girl kind of catch your attention. Ooh, a powerful woman. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And then she mentions it and just don't make it so annoying that the boyfriend's like, no, not a chance. Yeah. Which is right now, like there's not a chance i could be convinced to watch this no i only ironically there's no way i'm gonna be like oh let's hunker down make some popcorn and enjoy she hulk also you know how many guys are probably like on the cusp of you know these kids who like go to comic cons who are just like you know neckbeard comic cons nerds who are

all into this stuff and they go they're just throwing up their hands being like that's it it's andrew tate time fuck this like of course i their hands being like, that's it. It's Andrew Tate time. Fuck this. I'm just done with this shit. I like comic books. Why are you ruining this shit for me? And then they say, why are people calling? And then you go, here's the person

who was one of the main writers. Here's the little people who were posting her tweets. Here's a few of the tweets of the girl who did She-Hulk. You know what? Screw it. No novels by white men in high schools for the next 20 years. Next tweet.

Well, she's a big Twitter screw you white man. She's saying we have to get any book that's ever been written by a white man out of curriculum? That's her end goal. I'm sure there's some tongue-in-cheekness to this but but like my point is is they go what where are you getting this from and you go who do you think like it's like i don't understand the idea of hollywood being like hey we're gonna make a marvel movie and be like just so you know

like it's not for you yeah and it's for it just makes no sense to me the really thing that hasn't been working yeah that's the real thing that makes no sense is you. It hasn't been working. Yeah, that's the real thing that makes no sense is you go like, at the end of the day, these are businesses and they are very in tune with things that make money,

things that lose money. There's the whole thing in Hollywood. You go have some huge hit, you get to do whatever you want. If you make some movie like a Jordan Peele movie for 10 million, you get to make 90 more

black horror movies. You get so many fucking chances to do whatever you want. One big hit last year. Like, Sandler had two or three big hits, and that lasted him like 17 movies before he finally hit his groove again. I mean, Rob Schneider, like Deuce Bigelow, you go like, Deuce Bigelow,

you get fucking 10 more movies. You get 10 more movies. Because this is like a low-budget movie that killed. Exactly. Huge, huge hit. It was as big as any movie. You make 20 times your money that you get to lose that back

over the next nine gold movies. I guess the only person that I can think of is Napoleon Dynamite. I think he got one more shot and they go, yeah, the next shot didn't make that much.

We knew it was a flash in the pan. It was a flash in the pan. Napoleon Dynamite didn't get that many jams. See you at Comic Con next year, pal. And every year for the rest of your life. And then she says,

I'm more scared of angry white men in trench coats than I am of ISIS. And it was like, well, that one you go, yeah, you should be. Like the chance of you getting... I mean, where? Yeah, in America? Sure.

Yes, if you're walking through New York, the streets of New York, yes, you're probably more likely to get... If you do get beat up, you're right. That's probably more likely to happen by if you do get like beat up you're right that's probably more likely to happen by like a white guy than a member of isis sure so you know but it's like yeah yeah that's probably also not most likely to happen by a white guy but well you'll go what are your like you go what are your chances of uh getting beat up by a white guy it's like extremely low what are your chances of getting like bombed by isis like i mean once once new

york once new york started doing the see something say something thing isis kind of was gone we're out of here yeah they go yeah there's i get scared i get scared when i'm walking home alone and i see a drunk frat guy uh staring at me he's like more scared than if she sees like a whatever like a gang member right and it was just like okay well this is you know how you say you you have your joke where you go your feelings aren't right yeah this is kind of one of those things you'd argue with someone where they'd go they'd go yeah but i'm more scared of like a drunk frat guy when i'm just walking home alone at night and you go okay but statistically that's probably less likely you're wrong it's yeah but i feel like that and i go that's like like me saying, I feel like I'm more likely to get hit by a plane than a car.

And you go, you aren't, though. Yes, you're not. There's no basis in reality here. But my feelings, where you challenge my feelings. It's like my feelings are. And you go, yeah, but that's incorrect statistically. I actually think I'm more likely to get. But there's no reasoning, because feelings are not like a reason thing it's not a rational thing feelings yeah it's like what i'm saying there is they're an emotional thing i feel like i'm gonna

be attacked by a you know i feel like i'm more likely to be attacked by a lion than a dog in new york and you go you're not though those are the things that when girls have those where it's like a feeling that's based on a stat that isn't true you're just like yeah but the truth is they're unconvincible even if you go here's the stats you're wrong they go what's funny to be like you know you're kind of brainwashed and be like no i'm not and be like okay but you believe things that aren't true and be like well i think they are true and that's the definition of like being brainwashed is like you currently believe things that aren't true yeah and they go what is truth well you're right

we're living in a post-fact world ryan you know what i was kind of thinking is interesting and i think that a lot of um so to the point of the matter is is that andrew tate's off the internet and she hulk gets to stay right but there is an interesting point to be made that it's a lot of this stuff is kind of just millennials you know i mean yeah and it's and i don't blame millennials i think that i blame like the the system man yeah you know like the idea that it was a worse deal you know what i mean and when there's a worse deal but it but how it like manifested you kind of have like a situation where like millennial women almost like did get a word like they're the almost the worst generation of women because they like got a bad deal in some degree and instead of sort of and like what's the bad deal specific well that you

got out of college with like the least opportunity right the most but that's but that's all sold that's not millennial women that's all millennials agreed yeah yeah okay so that's my point yeah is and millennial women were kind of then sold the dream that like yo if you can take down millennial men you can become them yeah you know what i mean And be like, it's almost like a crab in a bucket situation. For sure. Yeah. They pit them against each other. The She-Hulk thing too is like,

this is the path. If you're an executive for some, you know, major production company, whatever network, like this is the path of least resistance right here. Because even if this flops, you go,

you have this like plausible deniability where you're like, well, you're going to fire the guy who tried to do she hulk like hulk's a huge franchise i was just trying to bring some feminism to it and all this stuff like what you're gonna fire me over this yeah yeah exactly maybe people just don't want hulk anymore yeah i guess people don't want hulk anymore people we should have just or like trump is just like you know he still has his claws in in the american side or even more so it's like told you it needed more feminism oh yeah exactly you so, it's like, told you it needed more feminism. Exactly. It's so easy to diffuse responsibility if this flops. And if it kills, you take all the...

Right. So the reason I kind of brought the She-Hulk thing up and her up is in the context of the Andrew Tate thing, first of all, I will say that... So he got the full Alex Jones treatment. Full Trump Alex Jones. Which is crazy, really, because he... And I was saying this last...

I don't know if you've noticed this. When you scroll through TikTok, he's just gone. How? Okay, do you remember two months ago... How did they get gone? I guess they have facial recognition. I don't know. Do you remember two months ago you're scrolling through your feed,

and it's just all Andrew Taylor? I mean, that's two days ago. Okay, I don't know. you remember two months ago you were scrolling through your feed and it's just all Andrew Tate I mean that's two days ago okay I don't know my feed is he's gone from it how I don't see him anymore I don't see his like the cut up videos of all the Hustler University people maybe they deleted every account they're nuking all those accounts YouTube said straight up they're nuking all those accounts too

all those accounts that are meant to what do you mean they said by the way YouTube like they released a statement about it. And what did that say? That he violated their terms. Off-platform behavior? I can't remember the exact wording they used. No, I think what they're trying to say

is that he figured out how to game the algorithm with getting all these people to make accounts for him, which is a violation in some line in their terms of service i think that's what they're trying to get him for i don't know exactly and then but like i don't see the volume of the andrew tate clips the way i saw them a month ago right they're not gone entirely but they're way way less free i mean nothing could be what that that was the peak for sure of anyone agreed like it was like my feed was literally just like one after another yeah in the i still suggest it yeah

i mean i'm not saying they're not there but they're way way less and i think they are straight up going after like i'm sure they can do this his face in a video they go no videos with this guy's well all those accounts have like you know tate Exactly. They all link to Hustlers University. The whole point of that whole thing is that they link to Hustlers University for the referral. They get an affiliate, so they probably go, anything with this, gone.

They're scrubbing this guy. They're scrubbing him. Which, he's I think that he probably, I think to some degree he knows that. Like he, you know, he released this like hour long statement, which I didn't really watch the whole thing. But I do. There is a funny thing where it's kind of like everyone's, you know, out there being like talking about this.

And he's like, yeah, yeah, that's I knew that was going to happen. I'm moving on. Whatever. Right. Like I got, you know, 100,000 people to sign up for my course at a billion dollars a month. He doesn't even say anything about that stuff. He's not going to say that. He was all like, hey.

Why would he say that? No, but he's all like, oh, I'm doing all this charity work. That was the whole thing about the video. He goes, I do all this charity work. I don't talk about it. It's not about it. That's his. He's like, people are cutting up my videos and then misrepresenting

me and he's like there's no way that i can't be misrepresented so i'm gonna like stop putting out anything until i can figure out how to like a way around not being misrepresented but then also you're like you're not some i'm sure sometimes you're misrepresented but also some of those clips are well no because yeah you kind of like for example the big ones that go viral like the women not driving or whatever like you said that said that on, like, five podcasts in a row. Exactly. Like, that was, like, a bit. A talking point.

A talking point. It was, like, a bit. Yeah. Which, like, it's one. Which is funny. You're like, why is that worthy of you getting kicked off the internet? 100%. Like, that's crazy.

So, that was. Do you. But do you think, like, to what degree is it a conspiracy where, like where a guy from YouTube and a guy from Facebook are like... I don't think it's a guy, but... At Facebook or YouTube? No, I don't think it was a guy that was behind this. No, no, I'm saying... I'm sure they've had a meeting at these companies.

Is it under a bridge? Like a bunch of... Like one Facebook guy, executive one tinder guy one like one rumble guy shows up they go you weren't invited to this he goes yeah you're right i'll see myself but yeah no i'm sure they had meetings or go hey this guy's gaming our algorithm is is this a violation of any way what he's doing in terms of like the multi-level so in your mind it's all about the algorithm game no i i think that's what the they're using to yeah get you off but really they're like this guy's gotta go yeah they're just like this guy's toxic all the stuff he's radicalizing young men he did get scurr rubbed which is scary stuff that they just man i went and looked he's only on getter

okay now and he has a newsletter that you can sign up for. But he's on Getter and he has a Rumble account. And on Getter, he posted something. He had like 400 likes or something. Like it's... Whoa. Yeah. I'll tell you, it's better than...

He was the most searched man in the world a month ago. He might be still right now. Maybe. But yeah, but... But if you look at it it it's kind of interesting because you're right if you take all of this other stuff and you go that's what they're really mad about this guy had too much power this guy had too much influence but it's like what he's actually saying which is a lot of point you're right they have a better argument if they try to pretend this

is about the gaming the algorithm because if they say that it's the stuff he's saying you go it all every average hollywood female writer says a thousand times worse about men daily for sure and his instagram page like he makes a good point he's like my instagram page was like nothing cars well they see in front of a car i mean on a yacht like what they say is we can get rid of you for off-platform behavior for sure but i think they're they're trying to say this is not off-platform. This is gaming the platform. That's, I think, if... I mean, that's probably a smart move from them to play that and be like, this has nothing to do with censorship.

Like, he's gaming our platform. I mean, that is the... But it is crazy how the companies who are supposed to be these competitors with one another, like, they're not even, one another. They're literal competitors and they're all kind of coming together to make these similar decisions. Right.

Because it is interesting. If one of them just was like, we'll take him, you'd be like, that would be a boost in views for a second. Huge. Or a minus in views from the people who hate him. Yeah, so it's a weird one. And I've also noticed that there is, you're right, there's a lot going on here.

And I think at the core, it's like a straight up, this person has too much influence, but it's not like an Elon Musk character where we can get rid of him. You know what I mean? But they got rid of Trump. You can't get rid of him.

But I was looking actually last night, just because you said Elon Musk, and T and musk did a full send podcast they each did one back to back and they're pretty similar views which is crazy yeah yeah like he's on that level of of notoriety but i feel like the internet can't try to scrub elon musk you know what i mean no you can't how no but right so i mean they, though, so maybe they could. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there's something that he could do, I guess. Yeah.

So, but anytime there is a, so it's hard to just go too specific of like why, because it's like, it's not, it's like a combination of a lot of things where they're just all like, this has got to stop. You know what I mean? Because the thing, he never had a TikTok account. Yeah. just all like this has got to stop you know what i mean you never had a tiktok account yeah but but they don't like it when um like if you think about it the the underlying thing that normal so all the most important thing is to look at you go that was almost like inevitable and you go

the tech's gonna do what tech's gonna do and it's like yeah you can complain about it but like it is what it is to some degree what it is. That is the game to try to play. And I think that probably people like him do know that too, the way that you know that. Of course. I mean, they provided him an incredibly valuable thing for free. I mean, yeah, but there is some degree. I still do agree.

No, I don't think they should do it. I think it's crazy that they can just arbitrarily. Like, what's the thing? What's the violation? If you get kicked off, you're going to not like no i don't think they should do it i think it's crazy that they can just arbitrarily yeah like what's the thing if you get kicked off you're gonna not like it but of course i mean speaking of the like multi-level marketing thing like that's mostly a girl thing yeah yeah yeah the multi-level marketing stuff is mostly girls selling fucking makeup and all this dumb and like teas and all this stuff like that's they're not banning those accounts and then if you look at what original like people are saying that don't like them they're saying it's like harmful to men guys like that and it was just like that's the part where i'm like yo the what the media is like said to men for the last like five years has created

way more depressed men than a guy telling like that ever will and he's just trying to tell you like hey you know work on yourself it's same jordan peterson stuff and every realist self-help guru yeah that's like tailored to men for most part it's just like you know like take care of yourself go work out go be productive and there's something don't sit around fucking smoking weed playing video games and the more extreme the message is the more people that probably try it and fail it like you know what i mean yeah but and i'm sure that some people don't have a net you know aggregate some people might you know they're probably self-help guys out there that essentially convince people to get rich in ways that just they lose all their money in crypto or whatever like do you know i mean so there is like a sailor what does he do he told everybody last year he

goes um take a mortgage out on your house and buy oh god that's a bold fucking thing to tell the normal people crazy i mean i'm sure i ruined marriages eh hell yeah i guarantee you there's people who listen to that yeah i will take a fucking mortgage right i could be susceptible to that kind of advice the beans it's your joke it's the fucking beans yeah um i've been saying that it's yeah like men's fairy tales are very crypto oriented like jack and the Beanstalk. But his message at the end of the day, you go, the media and everything they say to dudes have done so much more harm when they talk about harm.

Because the truth is, a girl going out there and saying men are bad or whatever, you cannot listen to it. You know what I mean? There is obviously spillover but i'm saying like just the message like from all channels coming down that like you men want to follow a guy that like uh that actually like is kind of a, that like has a life that you want. You know what I mean?

That's why athletes forever are like, you know, athletes, musicians is they're doing this thing. They're popular. They're wealthy. It seems like you're moving forward too. They do what they don't want to do is follow a person that tells you to hate yourself.

Yeah. I mean, some do, I guess. And then they probably end up killing themselves. No, but I don't even think they do. I don't think that helps any guys. like all the messages that tell guys to hate

themselves what really what really they do is like it teaches those guys like how to socialize in a way that girls will accept them like yeah but i'm sure vice has a you know not insignificant percentage of male readers yeah and it just tells them all that they're bad they just log on to vice and go you're a piece of shit and they go okay yeah and i'm all i've sort of said this before but a lot of it is better advice for a not advice but it's like 20 year olds need that kind of shit more than 30 year olds because a lot of times i've seen a lot of debates about this stuff and a lot of a lot of people will be like well yeah like it's not uh it's not like the the best way to live your life to have like 10 girls and all that sort of stuff and you're just like yeah but you know what a lot of

the best people might have had a phase when they were 22 that they were that yeah and like being able to do that and move on it's kind of that thing where it does a lot of times like you can say like the best way to do this but a lot of people that you know for example some guy that like had some like weird dream that he wanted to do but he's actually not that guy and never tried might forever kind of be think oh i never really did that thing and that might like haunt you but if you actually did spend two years doing it and you're like oh actually i don't like that life yeah like you actually kind of yeah i gave it and you could say you're like i did try it and it wasn't for me but i did. Yeah. You need to test boundaries to find out where your own boundaries are as like a human. Yeah.

And I mean, some people like just a really comfortable life, but it's like that Bill Burr joke, you know, where some people wake up when they're 50 and they go, what the fuck is my life in this house? Or they were questioning the whole way because you almost need like the boundary. Like, it's almost like the girl advice wants to tell you like, hey,'t need to worry about the boundaries we've already sorted them out for you yeah but in reality and you can do no wrong and you're perfect but even the girl advice to guys you know what i mean they're like you could definitely do a lot of wrong and we figured out where so you don't have to do it but like i think that like there's these boundaries that like for a guy

in a lot of ways you need to like find them yourself yeah and a lot of that time does it means like doing it too much it's the adventure it's like the call to action kind of you need a call to action so i think that that's the biggest uh one like yes the picking up girls and how to get bitches and like all that stuff like truth is it becomes pretty irrelevant for 80 of men as they pass 30 because you go 80% of guys are probably just in some sort of a relationship you know what I mean so like a lot of guys that are like pick up girl guys you go for anyone over 30

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Well, there's another thing. One thing is, and this is the thing. They're wondering why guys like him keep popping up, and you go, huh, like why is it that we gave them all this? We gave them She-Hulk. We gave them to your white people. It's like, why do you keep finding these toxic guys? Do you not have enough?

Why do you need these guys? And you know who's filling the void who um where was it there's a there's a new patriarch fest this thing is the fucking crazy so danny danny needs this and this is what i think so there's this honestly part of me wants to go well i think you need it you think i I need Patriarch Fest? Yes. So basically, this is probably like Andrew Tate times 100. This is, yeah. So there's this festival.

There is a photo of the guy who led this with Andrew Tate. I think Andrew Tate was on their podcast like years ago. Well, this guy's Andrew Tate on crap. Oh, it's insane.

And there's this thing, and this is who's filling the void for these guys. They go, no, they go, they think we have rid of Andrew Tate? Like, good, now people will listen to Seth Rogen's

like smoking weed and, you know, They think, will you get rid of Andrew Tate? Like, good. Now people will listen to Seth Rogen's Smoking Weed and Why Robbers Are Actually Good podcast. Yeah. Love getting robbed, pod. So there's this thing that someone sent in. It's basically they do this festival every year. And I think Danny should go. Should we go? I think Danny needs a little Andrew Tate in his life.

$1,699. Sold everything he owns for 500 bucks. Or 2,700. You got rinsed by girls. 2,700 includes a five-night hotel stay in Orlando, Florida. So these are your two options right now. You either go to Patriarch Fest or you sit and watch She-Hulk and love it. Those are the two options they're giving you.

Yeah. Okay. I will say, though this is included in the 1700 is bring a friend friend for free really so it's actually two for one well this is danny needs this yeah this is your options now and you can also bring a girl many conservatives are little more than beta male puppets and cuckservatives this is danny literally as seen in recent news headlines like Jack Murphy, they poetically wax and moan about traditional values

while doing nothing because they are mostly just spineless jellyfish and beta male enforcers for the feminist establishment. That's me. So this is you. You are sort of an enforcer for the... Yeah. I'm fucking... I got my She-Hulk t-shirt on. You are.

We're all serious. I can see JJ actually going to this for sure though. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. JJ, you could see for sure coming back with like a shirt that says alpha male. The patriarch. I'm the patriarchy. Yeah.

Well, this is the two options. They don't want to give you any other ones uh we're serious about family values we're serious about ending the insult on the institution of fatherhood and all roads ah that's smart isn't funny there's a couple funny parts i mean dude the faq what if my wife won't let me attend and says you need to reach deep into your soul and take back your balls with a 21 summit ticket you'll thank us and so will she dude the thing they offer to you with the bring a friend is they also offer if you don't want to bring a friend you can force your wife to go to the concurrent female one that's happening at the

same time that's how to learn how to be a woman taught by all men like a guy who's literally wearing a shirt a hat that says make womengins again. This guy's a rule. Yeah. Here's the FAQ. Here's one of the questions. Is the event, Ryan, what do you think the answer is? Is this event a safe space? I have my guess.

It is not. No. What did they say? Greatest and safest space in the world for men. And we take security very seriously. Oh, they mean a safe space like someone's going to come down. I thought it was going to be a safe space yeah you're gonna yeah you don't want to this is like dock city like every video of this is gonna be blurred faces all for sure nobody wants to be public about going to this well danny you said you might attend it's two thousand beans too

two grand not messing around this isn't even good fights but you're right because it's it's probably not the type of guy that goes this is like what they're talking about like fuck I am a beta male I imagine no filming there

too because if you could film it would almost be worth going like if you could film you know hey can we film coming here

then it would be worth going but then you have to go to basically ask your wife where you essentially have to go to your ask

you don't ask your wife shit but that's a if they didn't have to ask their wife they wouldn't need it like this is the thing ask your wife shit. But that's a suit. If they didn't have to ask their wife, they wouldn't need it. Like, this is the thing, right?

The problem is the guy that's getting pitched around by his wife is the guy who's going to this, right? The guy who's got his house open. This is his last stand. He goes, listen, I'm going to patriarch convention. And if you don't like it, then we're getting a divorce. Or the other way where it's like so um honey i was thinking um i have a little thing that i want to attend in a couple weeks it's a festival it's like oh a festival who are you going with i'll just be solo and it's gonna it's gonna be two thousand

dollars well uh let me just read the beta male cocks yeah they call it mansplaining palooza for the woman one dude sending your girl that this is so sick for her birthday yeah that was so funny that's the best because honey i know that i said that we would go to europe for a vacation but i got something even better we're going to or, Florida. She's like, Disney? Even better! Yo, that's so funny, giving your girlfriend a pass

to the feminist, like, how to be a woman at Patriarch Fest. There's like two women and 14 men. Oh yeah, there's 14 men speakers. I bet you that one's not too well attended no no patriarch fest yeah there's a lot of rows the how to be a woman conference at patriarch fest is nine girls and black guys yeah there's a makeup tutorial

oh really holy shit dude sending your girl to patriarch fest is one of the funniest things uh shit but you know what if you think about it the other way around where you go like Holy shit dude Sending your girl To Patriarch Fest Is one of the funniest Things to do Oh man But you know what If you think about it The other way around Where you go like This is the like

Other side of the You know How to be a better Feminist conference And you go There's a thousand guys Right now Getting dragged to like

How to be a feminist Yeah How to be a feminist How to tear down the patriarch There's ten dudes With black eyes Yeah yeah Like that is happening App applying makeup like that is

completely happening and i'm sure this thing's probably not that particularly well attended not for this kind of money it can't i was saying we're saying earlier i'm like if they're operating on any sort of scale that's wild insane like if there's just yeah like you know orlando convention is 2 000 bucks if there's 2 000 people there are you kidding me? Oh, insane. What is that, 400K? 4 million. 4 million? Oh, so you say 200 or 2,000? 2,000.

That's 4 million, yeah. Yeah, so if they have 2,000 people there, fuck, dude. Yeah. That's the, but yeah. There's not 2,000 people there. I watched some of the videos. Go to their website.

I watched some of their- 21studios.com. I watched some of their YouTube videos of their talks from like last year and it looks like in a small comedy club. Like it's like in a small room. And you don't hear any chatter from the crowd. So it's like, who knows?

Dude, that's funny if you show up and you're like the only guy that paid the 2K. And you're just like, oh, shit. Yeah, damn it. I've been had. But there's probably guys all over the conference, all over the world going with their chick to how to be a fucking beta fest yeah 100 100 like vice fest or some shit like at the page

we're bringing masculinity back to fathers so some of it's normal but it was just the first line that was getting me some of it's like just kind of like i think it's some of it's traditional but i i bet it gets real wacky really fast there. You think so? There's one talk about, yeah, be married, have kids, that's a good thing, but then it gets really into like... Like what?

Just how to force your wife into serving you. Yeah. Serving you. Dude, there's one here, dominate your wife, dominate your life, is one of the speakers. That's his speaker? I want to go to that talk.

This guy actually a member from YouTube. Dude, you have to send your girl. Yo, Elliot. life is one of the speakers that's his speaker i want to go to that dog this guy from uh you have to send your girl yo elliot remember that guy on youtube uh baby you said we should do more things together so you picked the last event uh babe you picked the last event when uh we you picked the last event yeah that was my sister's wedding still you picked it you picked the last event so now it's my turn to pick an event what are we doing we're gonna be attending

dominate your wife dominate your life conference dominate your wife dominate your life what are some of the other ones oh there's there's dominate your wife dominate your life

there's there's the future is patriarchy and it's this guy who's a minister Yeah But he's wearing But he's done as Thanos

Which is the lamest thing He what? He looks like Thanos What do you mean He looks like Thanos? Oh he has the Thanos Gear on The glove and stuff

And he's all But he's like He's like this nerdy pastor Doing the future Of fucking Boys are back boys are back boys are back in bed yo we need to

fucking yo we need to unironically go to Patriot yeah we should maybe we should make that a double date

yeah maybe we should make that a goal on the Patreon okay what are some of the other ones dude dominate your wife dominate your life here's one

stronger fathers stronger families that's fine that's what I'm saying some of it's just like that kind of stuff upgrade your wife with the 22 convention. I mean, don't bring your girl.

Upgrade your wife. You don't want to bring your girl to the upgrade your wife convention. Or you bring her just to be like, just so you know this is an option. Yeah, just so you know. I don't know what you guys are doing over there, but I might be going home with somebody else. Yo, are you kidding me? So you can, you definitely. Imagine you're the chick and you know the guys over at the upgrade your wife seminar and you're like doing these fucking tutorials about how to like clean better

and she's like what the fuck is this yo that's so funny because you bring your chick and then she goes to the to the other side she goes to the girl what's the girl one called it's the same thing the 22 convention no 21 the girl one it was called the something they just call it 21 summit patriarch convention and then the girls is the 22 okay so the yeah yeah you go with your chick and you're just like the 22 so uh what seminars are you doing i was thinking about just i was doing the seminar on how to be more feminine it was like what about you it's like you know hard to choose i got a couple i'm thinking about what time is it now i might probably i don't know he's gonna do the crypto one or the upgrade your wife one i don't know i haven't decided for yet but yeah i'm just gonna do crypto family values upgrade your wife

what was that you can all right we go to paycheck fest but you can't do the upgrade your wife all right we go to patriarch fest but you can't do the upgrade your wife seminar yeah that's her line in the sand no upgrade your wife you can't do the upgrade your wife seminar i love this like look this is like i'll take it to the patriarch convention i'll bring a friend free while many attendees bring a friend or brother alternatively you can use your plus one to send your woman for state-of-the-art wife training. Re-education. Re-education, straight up. We have the best mansplainers in the world ready to increase her greatness,

shed fat, and boost her femininity by over 500%. Where'd you get that boy's real license plate? Oh, our boy Sleva from Minnesota. He gave it to you? Yeah, remember they came out to the feminist mom and his girl. Remember they were just like... Did he give it to you in Minnesota? No, he sent it to you yeah I remember they came out to the the fucking the feminist mom and his girl

remember they were just oh did he give it to you in Minnesota no he sent it to me yeah he sent it to me oh nice yeah okay that's sick

yeah fuck yeah nice shout out shout out I've never said that before yeah I just brought I just brought today but yeah

the upgrade your wife seminar and then your girl goes to the cooking and cleaning seminar this is this is insane yeah and the shedding fat like she's doing insane. And they're shedding fat.

She's doing burpees while they're telling her, yeah, your husband might not be going home. This is one of those things where you got to make an elaborate lie. See, if this festival was smart, this is what actually they should do. This is what a place like this needs to do. And this is my advice to them

if you're doing a seminar like this, right? Because it's just probably what's hurting their profit margins. It's just such a hard sell. know what i mean like even for a guy to say that i'm going to this seminar and they look at the website and one of the seminars is upgrade your wife right yeah i think what you need is and this is a i mean renting a convention center is like not cheap but listen this is what they need to do so when you sign up for the seminar what happens is in your thing they send you a private link and they start a separate website for a fake ball hockey tournament right

do you see what i'm saying so yeah yeah this is the kind of stuff they need to do like if you're going to do this it almost needs to be like that right i think this could apply for lots of shit what you're saying right now right so but it needs to be like secret if they go boys golf trips fucking sports stuff part of the thing is they give a cover for you yeah you know what i mean so yeah they go where we put oh what's actually happening is we're having this big ball hockey tournament and then you go and you get assigned a team and you go or something some version of that right like a video game convention or something the girls would not something very benign that they don't girls would want nothing to do with right boy stuff yes and you put it somewhere that's not like vegas or something you know it's in the middle of nowhere and it's just

outdoor ball hockey tournament happens in the parking lot right yeah and so it starts out where essentially that happens and no one's gonna rat because they're you know they just got a whole training on how to be a how to not be a a fucking rat. Yeah, right. So you basically set up this whole thing. They start a website. They make the round robin... Yeah, yeah. The brackets. The brackets.

They announce the scores. Live scoring. Live scores. Live brackets. All of this stuff. And you could keep sending your wife. They update it every two hours. You send your wife, how's it doing?

Like, our team just lost this bracket, but we're thinking of wearing this one. Meanwhile, you're at the Upgrade Your W upgrade your wife seminar yeah the first thing you do is you take photos just like photos of ball hockey action shots yeah team photo getting stitched up the first hour of every day is the fake ball hockey thing i think that that's what you need to do yeah if you were gonna make anything like this work yeah have a photo here. I don't know how recent it was. All right. Give me one or two more seminars. It looks like they have about 100, maybe 100 people.

They just have the speakers. Those are the only seminars that they have. They're just different speakers, but they're pretty all over the place. But they have past speeches. They have the FAQs. Well, okay. So anyways, if they want't okay so anyways if they want to take my advice they want to take my advice that's a good advice but that's good advice for a lot of stuff that guys want to do and then it's a secret thing yeah they give you like hey thanks for signing up for

patriarch fest your first mission is to this but like it basically says like don't tell your wife you're signing up for this we're gonna send you the cover yeah or hockey might be tough do you think any guy do you think any guy straight up doesn't tell his wife that that's what they're going to of course no no no no bring the wife i'm saying we're going to orlando and then and then she gets there she gets her going so just so you know this is what we're doing and if you don't like it but he hasn't he's not quite there yet he's not there yet he goes but if you don't like it i'll we'll talk in four days. We'll talk in five days.

Yes. He doesn't know what to say yet. Yeah, he doesn't know what to say. Because it's a tough sell. You basically have to be good at this stuff before you go. It's the toughest sell. You don't think you could sell that? Patriot Fest. You don't think you...

I don't even think I could sell if I got free. Like, hey, I just won tickets to Patriot Fest. All expense paid, free hotel like it's it's like a timeshare but 10 times worse that's such a funny thing is like that uh to do it like that where you know like you go to a basketball game and you've won two free tickets to patriarch like you know what i mean yeah you make the shots yeah you want two tickets to patriarch so that is so i'm telling you those are your two options or option two is listen to the um okay before this i'm going to tell you this is advice that girls give so if as i've said yeah girls give the best advice by the way they give

i'm not saying they always give bad advice to each other or whatever, but like when girls give men advice, it's always the wrong advice. You know what I mean? Yeah. So you're right. Like if you're a fucking 20 year old guy and you don't know, you're trying to cobble together someone to listen to and there isn't a million good options for them. No.

And it kind of, there is some sort of logically makes sense where you go like if i'm having trouble with women maybe i'll get advice from women like there's something about that makes advice to fish from the fish exactly yeah exactly that's a good point but there is something where you go maybe they'll help because they know the inner workings but you're no it's it's not it's fool's gold yeah but the um that's funny the fish well the petri so neil had like the bit about something like that oh yeah yeah but i don't know if you've said that exactly but it is that you're getting whatever you're hunting you're getting advice yeah the thing you're hunting right thing you're hunting yeah yeah that's true but okay so i'll give you there first i'm going to go through two

okay and that's what we're going to do the first this is just there's been a a slew uh lately i actually well i get all these articles. And a lot of times when there's a theme or you keep seeing it pop up where you're just like, there's a lot of this. Yeah. Three different places this week were like, hey, this is a dating advice for guys. First of all, this is a little less pointed. There's just this one that I sent you that was Women's Health Magazine did a list of date ideas. Yeah.

Because one of the things that they're saying is that women are becoming pickier. You know what I mean? So they're saying men need to step up their game. This is for men? And this is Women's Health Magazine. Well, they all are but women's health magazine did an article

of first data ideas right so the and there was three that were just fucking dying to me it's like this is the world women are living in

first one I picked out three as well so we're probably the same three I wonder if they're the same three okay first one there's 45 so for the same three

that's hilarious and there's a lot there's some of them are just like go to a movie yeah what an article yeah you know what I mean. Some of them are just like, go to a movie. What an article. Yeah.

You know what I mean? But some of them, 18, take a trapeze class. No, I didn't have that one. So this is, why not? Maybe you don't waste this on any old hinge match. It's a great option for someone you've been casually hanging out with. So for- Trapeze class. I'm not going to do a trapeze date for a-

I love the this was the it's not a bad idea but the wording of it made it so funny because it was so trapeze class chick wording

no go to a sports game number one go to a sports game yeah yeah it does seem like someone that does yeah you're like yeah you hate sports

nobody who likes anything about sports would ever say let's go to a sports... She worked for Women's Health Magazine. Hey, you up for a sports game? Uh-huh.

Sports match? Seven. Goat yoga. I saw that. That was not one of mine. You didn't have goat yoga. I didn't have a goat yoga. There are a lot of...

I had a... Okay. Plan a progressive dinner. Yeah, plan a progressive dinner was good. Here's a twist on a typical dinner date. Instead of grabbing a table at your good I didn't know here's a twist on a typical dinner date instead of grabbing a table

at your go to spot agree on a neighborhood and visit different places for drinks appetizers dinners and desserts that's just like

go to the hood like what is that like go to like go to Little India or something like what is that what does that even mean a progressive dinner

like don't go eat at a white owned restaurant I think that's what they mean yeah like they're like hey let's go to like chinatown yeah go to a non-white dinner very progressive of you getting chinese food is progressive now yeah yeah so do go do goat yoga they go don't like the thought of looking at animals behind bars you might like the thought of letting them uh bleed at. Mid-sun solution. I don't know what this yoga term is.

Behold, goat yoga. Fun activity that involves doing a group yoga class while goats are around you. And if goat yoga is not for you, go to Little India and eat some goat. Goat yoga. Okay, so I'm not doing goat yoga. I'm not doing a trapeze class i'm not doing a trapeze class definitely not doing a trapeze class this is like literally also women to like lose uh interest in some guy

like yeah yeah some guy like yeah just on top of that you go just so you know like most people are fat right now so it's like there's maybe no worse of a thing than a fat person to go on a first date to fucking trapeze class yeah not to eventually you're like yeah that's you want your trap your date to end in like someone going to the fucking hospital 13 take a sex education class oh my god that's a that's like the ultimate creepy guy imagine a guy suggested oh my god red flag of the year yeah uh are you both specifically looking for a more explicit sexual encounter then you might decide to take a sex education class together. Do your research to find in-person and online offerings.

A sex education class. You're going to do that on one of your first dates. Watch porn. It's crazy. Go to a porn theater. So what's another one you had? Do improv. Not go to improv.

Not go watch improv. But you go, okay, that's a fine date that you were almost there you almost got a good date idea go do improv any improv experience give me no throw me a thing us boning tonight me pulling your hair later smooching so those are some bad uh bad very bad really bad advice but this article it said here's how single men can rise to women's higher standards great this is life hacker yeah don't lower your standards god forbid you would ever try and you would ever try and set some meet some sort of equilibrium where you actually are lowering your standards to come down in line with men of your same standard. So they said their hypothesis is that women have higher standards right now, right? Right now, yeah.

So women have decided that they have higher standards, right? So here's how men can raise up to meet them and uh and the funny part about with all this though where they go here's an amount of people right so you go there's the same amount of guys and girls and you go crazy that like women have this like randomly higher standards right now and it was like well then i guess there's gonna be a more single women yes it's honestly this is if you go take your first ever economics class and they draw like the supply and demand lines never been a more right yeah and they're like there's like a literal like a equilibrium like market clearing price where every person matches up yeah along the curve or whatever and then they're just like yeah just be like a crazy outlier see how that works for you

up along the curve or whatever. And then they're just like, yeah, just be like a crazy outlier. See how that works for you. And they're saying like, turns out all these girls are crazy outliers right now. Yeah. And the truth is they forget to, with the higher standards, the thing is like, you know, this is that thing where the, why people are always saying that when guys, when everyone's banging everyone, it's like bad for, you know, a lot of people in the population. Because like when these girls are like, have higher standards all that really leads to is like

you know those sixes that have this like this newfound higher standard like it means the eights will still bang them yeah but what happens is they're not locking them down they're not locking them down right so all it means is like yeah you just become like side pieces like a girl that has like way higher standards all that means is you're like, you just become like side pieces. Like a girl that has like way higher standards. All that means is you're like relegated to like dudes number, some dudes number four. Yeah. And then you just get dicked around until you're too old. And then you're kind of what happens.

Yeah. It's a hundred percent what happens. It's sad. It is. Cause this is like all these women are giving this advice and it's really bad advice. It's such bad advice. Cause it's not rooted in reality. Well, they, they, they think they're solving it with advice by, no, I know how to solve this.

You know, I always bring this up because it's my favorite thing that references so much. But when Homer goes, are you guys working hard? Have you just thought of working harder? And they go, sure thing, boss. And they start working harder. And they go, so basically, they're like, so many women right now have standards that are higher than what men actually are. And they go, oh, I know. Fuck.

Hey, guys, have you thought about being better yeah and the guys are like yes so that we don't have to be with them yeah they go yes because we don't like who we're currently at like you know matching up with you're so right i didn't even think of that because it's still an equilibrium yes because there's there's still the same amount of people. So you go, you know, these sevens, they should be with these sevens. They go, but these seven guys aren't good enough for them. They go, well, yeah, but if they get better, they still won't be with you. Yes, it's not good advice.

If that seven gets better, he'll have his pick of nine of you now. Yes, or he goes, I'd like an eight now. Yeah, I would like an eight now. And you're still sevens, or maybe you might be two years older and you're a 6.8. Of course.

And you're like, yeah, hey. So it two years older and you're a 6.8. Of course. And you're like, yeah. So it's just a crazy way of looking at the world. And women eat this slop up. That's the real sad part. They're just fucking sitting there eating their bonbons being like, yeah, I do deserve a better man. But yeah, you're right. Because it is so funny being like, I'm a six. And you go, all of these guys that are sixes

the six guys actually lower because women have higher standards right now and you go good luck with that yeah you're still six whatever you think in your mind you're still six and then you're like guys are six but i think that because i have higher standards i deserve a seven you go so do they yes that's literally the problem with everybody who says I can't meet someone. And it's because your standards are too high. For what you are. For what you are.

You're not, like the reality of who you are is obviously not in tune with how people perceive you. Like you think you're a seven and everybody in the world is like, that's a six. And doesn't match up. These type of girls with their like, you're also, you're not only and everybody in the world's like that's a six and you're these type of girls with they're like you're also you're not only are you a six you're a six that has self-reported high standards yes so you're like a high maintenance six yes so you're like a 5.8

right because you're the fact that you're like oh i have all these like standards for a man that are like higher than average like that's also that's a negative yeah that's a negative yeah i didn't even think of that you know what i mean yeah tough it's good stuff though these chicks need andrew tate to be perfectly honest literally they need like they need that kind of male self-help shit i mean i think that you know every guy that is telling the truth and speaking about the world the way they are, it's like maybe everyone doesn't need things at any given time, but the world does.

If you get rid of, if you go, all of the girl versions we like and all of the guy versions we get rid of, yes, you end up with a scenario where girls have unrealistically high standards. Yeah. Because you go, you tell them they're better than they are. And then die alone.

Or become lesbians or something. But that's the moral of the story is it doesn't make them happier. No. And it doesn't obviously make guys happier either. It makes no one happier. No, it makes no one happier. To sort of have like an imbalance. Unless there starts being a bunch of scab women who go,

they're just crossing the picket lines. If anything, there's probably a thing with guys that are like overtly uh aggressive to women that is somehow like also good because you're just like it makes other guys be like see i told you that's what other guys think i'm actually yeah i'm actually progressive compare you know this person yeah for the people who go way too far with it so it does equal equals all out yeah i mean there is an equal i don't even necessarily think like i don't know like i'm not i don't know entertain enough to kind of know everything he thinks but my guess is not so much that his actual core philosophy he believes is that crazy as much as like he just like a lot of people like anyone's in entertainment sometimes like you used a lot of

the dark arts to get popular like tony robbins it's like tony robbins who you know who has all these good points but then he's you know says like he's calling people motherfuckers when they're on stage with them because you know that's how you draw attention yeah it's a way to draw attention exactly remember when he dropped the n-word no never. Never seen that clip? No. Dude, Tony Robbins was doing a thing, and he was talking to a black guy. Yeah, he does. And he was like, you need to find a place where me calling you this won't bother you kind of thing. And he calls him it. Yeah.

And again, it's like, honestly, if you kind of can. That might have helped the guy. I don't know. Yeah. You can kind of be like, hey, I'm giving you some to like control your emotions and like your responses like but your emotions are right always so why would you control them well that's why he's talking to dudes right of course well tony robbins i think is predominantly talking to women to be as well but no he has a lot of he has a lot of guys yeah it's a very it's a very churchy atmosphere yeah yeah really like culty

not culty but yeah very much like that and i mean there's always going to be a vacuum like like andrew tate's gone someone is going to fill that void of it always always sneeko sneeko yeah exactly sneeko and then once he gets and people are going to be saying about him like we talked to him it's like single friend of mine you go nothing he thinks is that like fucking insane he's just like a wild fucking 23 year old he does not think anything that insane at all but they said okay so they said this is how they said uh here's how single men can rise to women's higher standards i don't know how mothers used to talk about dating but i do know that their daughters live by a simple mantra dump him it's great many women are refusing to lower

standards for men who aren't emotionally available well-meaning communicators or at least able to demonstrate the bare minimum of respect however there's a flip side to this trend dating opportunities for heterosexual men go down as relationship standards rise and also for you yeah like they're acting like there's more women than men or there's more men than women you're like yes if there you go if there was two times the amount of men than women sure then you would be able to do that still not change because all of it would still equal out yeah exactly but you at least have more like options the supply is greater so then you go okay sure but it would still really it would just mean you'd be in the same situation but a million

guys would not be getting any pussy and then you'd have the same situation again which is literally what's happening in china of course where they have this like guys rent out women to like just be girlfriends to like meet their parents and stuff because they just like there's not enough women for men yeah just literally there's a part of that growing up where you go there there that idea of like there's a perfect scenario or there's like the one or there's like you know what i mean all that stuff is like it's like whimsical right yeah it's a fairy tale you can believe it's a literal fairy tale but you can believe that at the way like i get that it's comfortable to believe like a girl the same way that you might like believe in a like a religion you believe like if i believe this was like the soulmate for me like i mean i don't know then like whatever why is the soulmate

always in the country you like you know no shit obviously but yeah why was the religion always in the country i mean yeah yeah yeah it's but i don't think it helps anything it's it does the opposite but it seems like a nice thing to have this you know there's the one for you and you mr rights out there well i mean it is he is out there it's not the worst thing for like a chick to think like if you are married to a chick and she has this belief that you are the one of course like you're fucking obi-wan kenobi and vice versa i'm sure i don't know i'm not gonna fall for this kind of nonsense yeah but you know what i mean like i'm sure mentally for a relationship if both people are like yeah we're meant to be and whatever this there's nobody else yeah i'm sure

that's great for a relationship but your girl being like i don't want to go to patriarch fest it's like my soulmate wants me to go to patriarch it's not just some guy i'm dating this is my soulmate that the universe put me with how am i supposed to not go to something he wants he's my soulmate do you think they make them wear handmade sales outfit i hope the girl version of patriarch fest dump him it's great many women are refusing to lower their standards however the reality that i'm a is that I'm a woman who's been courted by a few men, brag. It's just like, yeah, dudes are down to bang you.

Yeah, every girl has been courted by a few men. I've picked on a few common toxic mistakes that men make during the courting phase. This can all be described, in my opinion, as one thing. She's saying she sees herself as higher standards, which means she's going to be with, she just sees herself as like standards which means she's gonna be with she was she just sees herself as like she deserves eights right yeah she's going on dates with a bunch of sixes and she's like they're not quite doing it for me i will give a list of why i think

that is and that list will be wrong yeah like you know what you know when you you know the best way i always describe things like this is comedy uh it's just such a good, perfect way. It's like an audience gives you information of like whether they laughed or not laughed. And that's valuable, right? What? So it's like an audio. Imagine you do a joke in the audience, like as a whole laughs or doesn't laugh. And that tells you a lot of information. What you don't need. Okay. If everyone comes up to you afterwards and says, hey, that joke that didn't work. Like, I think you go, I promise you what you're about to say is wrong. Yes, for sure. Do you know what I mean? For them to help you fix it. Well, they don't know how to fix it. They don't know how to fix it.

They just know that it may be like they didn't like it, but they don't know how to fix it. Well, oftentimes I'll know the real answer. Like, I'll know. I'll be like, as soon as like you're doing a joke, it's not working and you're just like, okay. Like you've been doing this long enough to be like, I didn't premise this enough.

I've been working and I tried something new and it didn't work. And then they'll say like, oh, that one thing, like that was too much for that crowd. And you're like, no, it wasn't. I just didn't say this line before. Or it was slightly too long in between. Yeah, I added another line and it kind of ruined the joke you know what i mean or they'll say long to get there yeah they'll say like people people have a million reasons why they think that but that's what girls they can give you the information of whether what

you're doing is working or not like you're on a date you're doing all this stuff and then the girl wants to bang you that's information that what worked if it didn't work they might being like i think the reason you go you don't yeah no you don't have it you don't know the reason no you just know that it you do know that it didn't work we but yeah point taken yeah but like you being like i think it's because you didn't open up enough you go then you think that no that's like that you know i know you think that but it's i think he went south when i asked her to pay for the bill yeah or or it went south like when i just like you know my energy was like too feminine or like i wasn't uh commanding enough about the situation like it could be a million there's a million things the girl didn't like the way

i mean how many girls that you've heard it because yeah he was too into me sure i didn't like it or not enough well she said not enough that's one of her things is go let the person know you're interested all of their things is like in a perfect way it's like a guy doing an article and being like advice for girls is like let them know that you're down to bone give them a beach in the bathroom just advice just so he knows what's what's in store advice for girls like i've noticed that a lot of girls are having trouble like getting boyfriends and there's sort of an epidemic of single women so we've developed like a list of advice for women number one give him a beach in the bathroom on a first date that way he'll know that you're really down number two uh you know

pay for the bill beforehand prepay-pay. Pre-pay. Yeah, I put a retainer in, order whatever you want. Yeah. Number three, send him some nudes before you've even met. Let him know that it's about to go down. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Send him your STD profile too. Make sure, just so you know, I've only been with two men ever. You go, oh, this is awesome. Let him know out of the gate that you'd be fine if he banged a friend

while he was with you. So, yeah, you go, don't trauma dump. And this is, yes, they want you to be. So her first thing is they want, she wants guys to be open and emotional. But what she doesn't want is a guy who's too open and emotional where he's trauma dumping. And it was like, all your things is like describing,'re like some sort of a balance on the emotional front. It is like, don't start crying, but we do want you to open up. And it was like, no, no, girls, you give every guy who's like good with girls has like a few things that they say that give the illusion.

Like you almost have bits. Yeah, of course. You know, you're like, I all you have this story that you tell that like, you know, gives the girl like it almost like makes you sound like, you know know you know that this story is funny and also makes you kind of sound like cute like yeah you know you know what i mean every guy is like these little like tidbits it's like whenever you get like you take a tour of somewhere like you have a tour guide and he has this whole routine your beds you a guy sort of a tour guide on a date and yeah you you have this story where you're like ah you know like crazy you slip into conversation that sort of crazy. My buddy's dog and we all pitched in like a thousand bucks to save it or whatever.

Like, you know, it's probably kind of crazy thing. And you have your actual real way to get into there that tells this story that's sort of a narrative that you. And it's you've tweaked it since like, you know, you know what didn't work like on the date a few weeks ago with that one girl. That didn't work. Yeah, she kind of recoiled. And we said when i laughed about putting the dog down so you take that out yeah because you wanted to keep it light you were just trying to keep it light yeah it's exactly guys refine their like dating bits the way that honestly very similar to the way that comedians have follow-through if the first date went well make sure to say something confident and clear

like i'd love to see you again this girl's just writing like if i was designing a robot and be like oh yeah maybe he didn't want to see you again and be like well he should because women have high standards right now be honest with your intentions this is a this is the one where it's like the dumbest thing like if you're just looking for something casual say you're looking for something casual it's like no yeah that doesn't work all that good first date just you know be very clear with your intentions like sit down like here's i'm gonna cut the shit here's what's going on i'm already like seeing like three or four looking at another fifth one to the roster if you really obviously if things go really well you could probably con me into dating after a couple months like yeah if you stick around long enough like honestly i will say

one of my faults is i i will get bullied into situations so if you kind of stick around long enough like honestly i will say one of my faults is i i will get bullied into situations so if you kind of stick around don't cause me shit i could see us in a relationship in five months five to ten months that's kind of what i'm looking for i mean the real answer is you go what are your intentions and then as a guy you go what are your intentions yeah i'm looking for like a husband settle down and go i'm also looking yeah yeah yeah yeah boy i'm in a million years you just yeah i'm looking for a husband i'm just like you know i want to have kids i think it's time to settle down what about you go oh i'm just out here just trying to fuck yeah and she's not and obviously again you're already on the date of course and none of exactly and none of this advice

is for a guy that's good with women because any guy that that's good with women, like... Doesn't do this advice. But also, she's being... Like, that's who she thinks she should get, probably. You know what I mean? So she's telling a guy who's not that good with women, like, show up and just tell the girl you're looking to fuck her smash. Yeah, I just want to get my dick wet. Anyways, let's order food.

Split some fries. I'm looking to get the peas wet. Yeah, I'm looking to get the peas wet. I forgot my wallet. Are you cool to get this? Looking to get the peas wet Yeah I'm looking to get the peas wet I forgot my wallet Are you cool to get this? Looking to get the peas wet You want to split some fries? So anyways

There's a bunch of this stuff Prioritize your mental health Go to therapy Like okay Some hot tips So these are the These are the hot tips That the girls have for men

Because their standards Are inaccurately high. If you're getting dating advice from lifehacker.com. You know what it is from an economics principle perspective? It's the equivalent of having $100 and you're showing up to buy a shirt and you're like, Hey, I have $100, but I have tastes that get you $130. So I have some advice for how to lower your prices. Totally.

Let's see your bills and stuff. Let's see if we can get your overheads down there so I can get a better price. And you go, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or sort of the flip of that is like, listen, I have $1,000. Or sort of the flip of that is like, listen, I have $1,000 and I know that when you're buying, what's a good item? What's the item they always use in economics? Widgets.

Widgets. I'm looking to buy 50 widgets at price, but I got more of an appetite for 250 widgets. Yeah. You think we could work something out? I go, no. And you go, well, this is how much the widgets are going for because that's how the market works and that's what people are willing to pay for them.

And you go, but the thing is with that market, you can't even say that's where they get involved and say, hey, the government, let's get involved

and change the price of widgets and subsidize them. You know what I mean? But it's like, you can't subsidize the quantity of men. No.

There's 50, 50 people. That's the way the quantity of men no there's 50 50 people that's the way the world works although there's actually more girls there's more girls you know what but it's like 50.4 or something but the amount of people that are becoming trans might be skewing the numbers a little bit to make a lot of guys yeah like think about that if one percent of men to make more guys no more if one percent of men become women now it's's... Well, I guess it'd be 1%. Now you got more women. Yeah. Now you got more women.

But I don't know if those are necessarily in the total sum of all available women, because that's a pretty niche. Well, let's say you don't count the women, but you just count the guys gone. That's true, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's tough out there. Lower your standards.

There's never been better advice for people who are having trouble with love. No, trouble. The people who are having trouble. You're like, I can't find anybody. I can't find somebody. I'm getting older. I can't. Just lower your standards.

It's the easiest solution. See, lowering your standards sounds negative because it is. It's just realistic. But evaluate yourself and have that standard yes and obviously nobody like you know i mean you go yeah be honest about what you're worth which is hard like i'll you know most people are like see themselves as higher than they are which is i think natural yeah but in this sense you're like that actually hurts you well that's why there's a little trickery involved a girl needs to soup it up to show that she's actually present herself as a little better than she is yeah and the guy presents himself as a

little better than she is and then that's how it works yeah again so you go i've got a little girl that's uh yeah and if she's yeah exactly if she's good at uh the deception and you're good at the deception then you're two sixes doing a little deception yeah it's two sixes who think they're sevens and as long as they can trick each other they're both happy it's like that deal where you go you're both like kind of a little mad as long as you can trick each other you're set yeah so anyways i got fucking actually a lot of stuff to talk about on the patreon this week but so we're gonna keep going on the Patreon and we got, yeah, so I've got actually

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