The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Alex Jones on X Turns the World Upside Down & Governments Actually Invented Gaydar

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

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With controversial figure Alex Jones being let back on X, leaving many journalists very unhappy, the topic of conspiracy theories is on everyone's minds. So I'm sitting here with Professor Daniel D. Wiesel, whom I will posit the question, is it ever okay to engage with conspiracy theories? And if so, what are the potential dangers? You know, conspiracy theories can be dangerous, but they can also be a lot of fun. But where people might get into trouble is engaging with conspiracy theories that are off limits,

when there are plenty of conspiracy theories that you can have a bundle of fun with without crossing that line into unacceptable territory. Whether that be Bigfoot, aliens, Russia collusion, or New England Patriots ball deflation, you don't need to start researching

the military-industrial complex and big pharma in order to have a great time enjoying conspiracies. So you're saying it's not about abandoning conspiracy theories altogether, but rather enjoying conspiracy theories responsibly in order to get your fix? Precisely. You don't need false flags and election interference to have a blast enjoying conspiracies, especially

when there are so many safe and gratifying conspiracy theories, from the Loch Ness Monster to the movie Shazam, or even who shot JFK. Now, you just mentioned JFK, but that was once a conspiracy theory that was somewhat tumultuous to talk about. Well, it is a moving target, which is why my personal rule of thumb is if they've made a Netflix doc with a purpose other than to debunk, you are generally good to go. Because, yes, bringing up pedophile rings or Epstein 10 years ago would be a potential red flag. But as it's gotten into mainstream culture, it's now something you can engage with

as long as you don't dig too deep. Now, how would you respond to critics who say that once a conspiracy theory becomes accepted, it becomes less fun or interesting? I can only speak for myself. But if you don't find looking at Wikipedia articles about the Malaysian airline or the death of Brandon Lee fun, then maybe you're just not a real conspiracy guy.

Shots fired. And listen, if you really do feel the need to charter into untested waters, I recommend once-prohibited conspiracy theories that have now been proven true. All of the intrigue, none of the uncertainty. Correct. Big tobacco knowing cigarettes cause cancer, MKUltra, the CIA's involvement in past crime syndicates. So you're saying as long as you avoid looking into the crime syndicates the CIA is currently involved with, you should be A-OK. Ethical conspiracy consumption.

Stay away from the W-E-F, but don't hesitate to engage with the W-W-E conspiracy that Vince McMahon faked a broken neck. Very enthralling. Mr. Weasel, thank you for your time. It's actually pronounced Weasel. The boys. It's the boys' cast. The lads. It's the boys' cast.

The dudes. Prepare yourselves for the boys' cast. The bros. It's the boys' cast. The homies. It's the boys' cast. The dudes. It's the boys' cast dudes Just the boys fast

The boys fast Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys It's because everyone's mad at Jews and Muslims now The boys are back in town How does that make you feel? The boys are fucking having a moment back in the sun Boys are always doing good No, goys are always doing good. No!

The goys are always doing good. Don't let them fool you. Look at you. You're doing good. Look at all that money you got. Oh, good for you. Now time to raise interest rates. The goys are back right now.

They're getting let off on Twitter and stuff like that. But I just got back from a tour. And the one thing I want to say is Denver, every person in Denver has the Denver outfit. What's that? Like the wood jacket? Yeah. The Blundstone boots.

Yeah. Hipster. Good looking bunch of guys. I'll tell you that. Beards. Every guy. It was like what you would look like, but maybe a tiny bit skinnier yeah yeah yeah

because they do a lot of they do a lot of hiking a lot of hiking yeah if I was more of an outdoorsman it's just interesting it's probably the first place I've ever been where every single person

looks like they'd be on like if you typed in in Google image search like Denver man yeah yeah it's crazy it was like at one point I was doing

I do pictures with people after and it was like a line of 20 people and they all had the jacket on. I was commenting on it. Every single guy had the Denver jacket on. That's funny. I was talking to different fans and stuff like that, and there's a couple of things I wanted to give a shout out to the fellas.

The first one, listen to this article. You don't know this. I don't think I do. Actually, you might. I might have sent it to you. Horrific moment. Actually, you might. I'm going to send it to you.

Horrific moment. Holiday bell ringer for Salvation Army is attacked in Florida parking lot by robber attempting to steal her car before good Samaritan jumps in to save her. Guess who that Samaritan was? One of the boys. He's on the Patreon. Really? He sent me the thing. He goes, hey, Daniel pennied this guy this week.

Tried to carjack an old lady, and I was listening to the boys cast on my AirPods the whole time while I was shopping. So he said, maybe the testosterone residuals is why I beat this guy bloody anyways a lot of news outlets picked it up and he sent me the article and stuff and then I didn't fuck up the guy's face I saw a photo right so I did send it to you yeah and I messaged him and I was kind of like is this real are you just kind of like messing around and he was like no honesty and he goes my airpods never even came out I was fucking listening to the cast the entire time tuning them up that's what happens you listen to boys guys you're good samaritans yeah yeah that's sweet yeah the guy tried to rob like a salvation army money collection

that wild he's up he's meeting with the da tomorrow though so drop all charges drop all charges good luck with uh thankfully proceeding thankfully it seems like this is a white on white crime so we should be good. So lucky. Yeah. Woo-hoo! I don't know. We don't want the place guys that doesn't want to be involved if there's a racial component. That's why you get into trouble for everybody.

Yeah. So that's pretty cool. Another thing is, I was telling you that I can't remember things, and I've been trying to remember my chair charging my toothbrush. Yeah. Like, for example, it just sits in my thing, and every time in the shower, I make a note of it, and then every time I get back in the shower and I never did it. Someone sent me a message on Patreon saying Hey, Ryan, charge your toothbrush.

And then I legitimately went and walked into the bathroom. I was in my living room I was going through the Patreon messages and it said charge your toothbrush and I go, fuck, I walked in the living room and charged it. So we figured out a system everybody. Yes, I figured out a system. Someone helped it out. And then also someone made us a Crispin ornament of Terrence and philip uh hell yeah that's ryan and danny but we i'm gonna

put it on there but i forgot i read tonight i'm jewish i don't have a tree oh yeah but they don't give a shit danny actually i'm not young and i'm not republican oh yeah new kids on the block i'm not new and we're not kids b New kids on the block. I'm not new and we're not kids. I had a banger of a weekend. Danny went and he was hanging out with George Santos

and they're like boys now. I don't know about boys but yeah, we went to this the Young Republicans gala after party which the guy who invited me,

this kid Luke, he was sending me photos because Trump was like the keynote speaker or whatever. Alex Stein was the MC and then Trump did an keynote speaker or whatever. Alex Stein was the emcee. And then Trump did an hour and a half.

He was supposed to do 30 minutes. And then Trump was like, cut the... Trump was blowing the light? Oh, big time. They were trying to get him off the stage? Dude, he was literally like, cut the teleprompter or whatever. I'm going off the prompter. And then he just went and was talking shit for like an hour.

And I talked to some people there because a lot of people at the after party. He goes off the dome, eh? I think to a degree. He said all this stuff before. It's like comedy. He does a campaign. He's doing his hour. He's doing his hour campaign event.

And he's doing it nonstop. And he's in New York. So he probably has all his enemies who he's just shitting on. And he was calling. He had all these like. I can't remember what they were. But like it because it was in the news uh because he said he kept saying that he wants to be he's like they want to say i'm a dictator he's like no i just want to be a dictator for a day to my first day of being president again i'm going to be a dictator

to like you know that must have passed people's passes stuff or whatever and then he was like short circuiting on joe biden and you know uh whatever but i think it was i didn't whatever but i'm more interested in this a lot of people i talked to were like there was an article that he bought the drinks for everyone at the bar what yeah there was an article that came out that said george santos went to a party this weekend and he bought the drinks for everyone at the bar i'm pretty sure i paid for my drinks went to a party this weekend and he bought the drinks for everyone at the bar i'm pretty sure i paid for my drinks well that's the narrative that's what the media is saying really i wonder who was there buddy that's dude okay so someone sent me that so it was so i was at the after party and then this guy uh was essentially like hey we're at another thing uh it was you know

up uh upper east side the only article the only one is we used to say they were the Lying New York Post. Now they're the Honest New York Post. Yeah, they gave us a shout out in the New York Post. Trashing SNL. They always say

stuff about us, but they did a whole bit about how SNL's skit was like really bad and they said that it was like Shane Gillis,

us, and Tim Dillon were like, what, good comedies or whatever? Yeah, yeah. So it's the Honest New York Post. They are no longer the lying new york

post oh yeah this is the honest new york sorry yeah this was this in george santos earned so much cameo yeah he picks up tab for political pals while hanging yeah this is what i was at there was like 15 of us in this bar so you didn't like it wasn't something not for george santos that's all they're so the lying media what said it This is page 6 Page 6 is lying Lying page 6 Yeah it was Boebert This guy owns this cafe

And then yeah Beach Cafe And then this guy Byron Donald Who's like a congressman from Florida Okay so what were you and Santos talking about Just uh What positions you like to get fucked I don't know we were just like shooting the shit Okay so what were you and Santos talking about? Just uh What positions did you like to get fucked in? Uh

I don't know we were just like shooting the shit I was trying to get him on the podcast And he's just like yeah I'll do your podcast But he kept saying this whole thing He's like you know I got so many cameos to get through That was his big thing He's like I got so many cameos to get through He's like I have a backlog of 700 cameos

Or something He's like I did like so many He sort of backlog of 700 cameos or something he's like i did like so many he sort of brushed you off because he sent you to his podcast guy and the guy quoted danny 5g well he said yeah he said you do the police like yeah he's like i'll do the podcast or whatever and i have his number like i was texting him yesterday and he goes hey like yeah you do dick pics back and forth yeah yeah and then he goes uh can you go through my um my podcast booker because he's really in demand right now and then the podcast booker texted me this morning he's like yeah so he'll do it it's a five grand two hours

but uh santos makes money the one thing about america all he's talking about was the cameos yeah i was gonna think about this with america is if you get like really famous for bat something bad like if you become like this huge news story there's you always get rich at the end of that fucking rainbow yeah so he has uh yeah he he was literally like i uh you know he's like i make more in cameo than uh so he's really flexing his money at the party no legitimately i mean he didn't buy my drinks but he was uh saying he's like you know i make more cameo than i in in a week that i made my whole congressional salary in a year. But I'm also like, this is pretty short-sighted of you, George.

Also, the salary for Congress people is not where they make their money either. I don't know. No. I don't fucking inside baseball here, but that's not how the Congress people make their money either. What's a Congress salary? I think it's probably close to 150 Gs.

Okay, but that's not how they make their money. They make their money. Not bad. They make their money doing speeches for big oil. Yeah, exactly. They become lobbyists once they quit or whatever. But yeah, we were out until like 4.30 in the morning, and then he was on some news show at like 9 in the morning.

Did he say like, oh, you just get this place back to my place, and then maybe you slip a little something in your drink, whatever happens. No. No. Whatever happens, happens. And Lauren Bober was ripping around. It was a weird thing.

Did you talk to her? Yeah, I talked to her a bunch. Because I did a podcast with her with Gino. Oh, right. You guys know each other. Yeah, so I was like, hey. But you have a threesome with Bober and Santos. You and Santos plowing Bober.

But Santos isn't allowed to touch you. He's crying the whole time. He's like, he's so yucky, but he paid my fee. I have to do it. A fee is a fee is a fee. That does seem like not out of the ordinary.

The manager would be like, he'll do your podcast next for 50K jacks, y'all. That guy's making money, though. He's on my bad books for asking for 5 000 for the yeah five grand for the he's the first person i ever asked for money now yeah yeah but he was saying that was another thing because i was like you want to do the pot he's like i'm going to do z way which is that black chick or whatever yeah and he's like we're doing a pay per view we're splitting the money and it's already at a million dollars but again he's a

pathological liar that is it's hard to hard to know what's true with that guy right exactly so um but the fact that you you were sort of hyped on it too you're sending me pictures yeah i was like well i was i was like should i try and get him on the pod did you get a picture with him no why not i should have i don't know santo's pictures i'm not a big like not a big picture guy you felt like your makeup Was a little runny that day No I should have Maybe I should have Maybe afterwards

I was like I should have Got a picture But I was like In the moment You didn't want to ruin the fun You were having such a blast With them Yeah

Singing songs together It was such a small Little gathering too Like there weren't That many people there You were You had your arm around him Singing Rocket Man

At the top of your lungs Yeah Singing the Irish Jigs There was actually something Where I tried at the top of your lungs. Singing the Irish jigs. There was actually something where I tried to make some joke and then he thought I was gay. He goes, are you gay? He asked me that at one point

because I made some joke about because there were these gay... That's funny. Sandoz calling you gay. I know. There was a bunch of gay Republicans there and then one of them said something. They were like a couple.

There's so many gay Republicans. I know. And then they were there and then one of them said something and They were like a couple. There's so many gay Republicans. I know. And then they were there and then one of them said something and then I can't even remember what I said, but I made some jokes. He's like, wait, are you gay? And I'm like, no. It's like my fiance's beside me. And he goes, oh, okay. I don't know. I don't

remember. But it was a good time. So what happened after the gay thing? You sort of left it at that, went back to partying? Talked about something else. Put your arm around him and said, we are the champions. I was like, are you gay you gay no and the music comes back on was it your ordered was it something you ordered no no but but someone ordered a bunch of popeye's chicken at the end of the night okay it's just like all this chicken showed up there you go yeah i didn't have any but also we don't need george santos's money because our patreon's 40 away from our bug man

yeah it is the The eating competition. Oh, man. We went to the game last night and you had a dog and I was like really feeling I should have had a dog. I actually left the game. We went to the Rangers. Leafs won. Yeah, Leafs won.

Big win. And I was actually like, because I had dinner plans after and then I was like, I still should have had a dog. I also had dinner plans, dude. And I didn't fucking matter, dude. Yeah, I know. I was, dude. Yeah, I know. I was kicking myself. I'd rather eat twice or not eat at all.

The dog's happening. Yep. I regret it. I honestly regret it. Okay, so one thing that... The big news was the Alex Jones thing. They did a poll, and then Elon Musk basically asked people,

and everyone agreed that he should be back on, and then he got back on. Just put everybody back on at this point. Which is a huge win. Harvard activists the harvard speech activist must be very thrilled with their newfound love of free speech love free speech they love them some good free speech there's nothing the harvard fucking professors in the university because they basically said their whole thing where they said uh you know we want to have the the you're allowed to say genocide's good because of free speech or whatever.

Yeah. But it's like, they've been, back in the day, they were sort of saying microaggressions are bad, like any speech is hate speech, but now they've turned a new leaf and they're free speech guys. Do you think they were celebrating the Alex Jones win?

I don't know. Free speech guys as they are? Have you seen this? I didn't send this to you. This is their, the power and control wheel. What the fuck? So this is, this is a title nine thing that you like essentially everybody who goes to harvard has to like get sent this thing and it's

the power and control wheel what the hell and it says around the edge of the power and control wheel you'll notice attitudes beliefs and systems like racism sexism misogyny ableism transphobia and xenophobia and then the inside of it's like a pizza and then it has all these other things inside of a verbal abuse cultural identity there's like uh sizism on the outside fat phobia tell me what you think this means okay because there was one on here where i could you're being sizist right now and what do you think every time a girl takes danny's pants off she's being sizes but this is like a mandatory thing this is this is uh i think at all like you know

freshmen have to yeah size queen so freshmen have to go through the power wheel they got to do the power and control wheel but one of these things is cis hetero sexism i don't even know what that means i think that's That just means Gotta be You have sexism For people Like you don't wanna You don't wanna Suck a girl's wiener

Yeah It's gotta be that That's transphobia though That's also on the wheel Our body actually On the topic of colleges So we have a body Balaji actually posted this too

It was so funny Because the Larry Summers guy Yeah He basically got fired Because he was Trying to write an article Or whatever they call them, dissertations, whatever university people call their articles. They write an article saying that men and women are different.

And he basically was saying the biological difference between men and women and why men do one thing and women do another thing or whatever. And then he basically ran out of town for this article, right? And then a buddy of ours who was actually in college used to um work with me a bit uh we won't out him but he sent me this and he was like because all this topic of the university he's like you know listen to this thing that we just got sent to our like university email oh i hung out with him actually on friday night yeah i'm not gonna i think he's on dl about his yeah he's trying to be a college boy But basically He sent me this thing

And uh So what happened Was some girl There was kind of like Basically homeless type guy That's running around campus Fondling girls or whatever Okay

And they did a They post They sent a thing out To everyone being like Be on the lookout For the fondler And then they put The suspect is described

As male presenting About six feet in height With a beard Dark hair And wearing a dark Large beige jacket, but they don't want to say what the race is.

Yeah, of course. What does that have to do with anything? Well, but how are you going to find the guy? We know he's over six feet with a beard, might be a male,

might be a female. We don't know what race he is. I mean, if he was something like say... All we know is he's grabbing bums. If he was something like say Filipino, that would really narrow it down.

It might narrow it down. That would really narrow it down if they knew he was Filipino and they said it. Do you think, yeah, so basically, There's a lot of people you could exclude from being dangerous. Honestly, that one piece of information probably could have narrowed,

at the bare minimum, narrowed it down by 50%. Well, they don't even know if it's a guy or a girl. Well, actually, it does narrow it down by 50% well they don't even know if it's a guy or girl well actually it does narrow it down by 50% because you know

he ain't white that's okay it did actually narrow it down yeah it does the clues in the note they are kind of telling you the devil's in the lack of details

anyways the Alex Jones thing sounds like a rabbi sounds like he could be a rabbi probably a rabbi probably a rabbi watch out for

dude i had last night after i left the game did you see the there's all because it's hanukkah right now and then the the jews in this city the or like the orthodox ones are so fucking aggressive well not to me what did they do with the mitzvahs and stuff this kid literally stuck his head out of like a mitzvah bus and he goes are you jewish they're like yelling at me if i'm jewish they go are you jewish and they have this weird lisp they can't say jewish they say jewish and then when you said yes what do they do i don't say yes are you kidding oh dude that gets me fucking jammed up if i say yes i'm like i just agreed to do something for 20 minutes they don't just be like yeah sometimes they give you a present though no yeah jews are giving away fucking

presents no dude aren't they uh sometimes i yes. Sometimes they give you a present, though, no? Yeah, Jews are giving away fucking presents. They do, don't they? I feel like those guys sit in the square and they ask if you're Jewish, and if you are, they give you a present. If they're not, they spit on you. Actually, at the Islanders game, I went to the Islanders Leafs game on Monday night. They haven't even been doing it with the Leafs like they're fish. Yeah, I know. I've been following the Leafs around.

But they were giving away free menorahs, actually. But it was at the beginning of the game, and then you're like, what? I got to carry around a menorah all night? Fuck that. Do they give you menorahs sort of like the guys hand out the beginning of the game, and then you're like, what? I gotta carry around a menorah all night? Fuck that. Do they give you menorahs sort of like the guys hand out the CDs where you touched it, you bought it? Well, that's what I'm worried about. I mean, you know, that's what I think. If Jews are like, here, take this thing, and you go,

oh, thank you, and they go, that'll be $12. No, they don't ask you if it'll be $12. They have the tap thing ready to go, and they just tap it to your ass. Taps on your credit card without knowing. That's it. Do you think there's a new pickpocket style where basically they have like a tap thing and they bump into you they kind of bump it against your wallet there was uh because that's a good that's a good pickpocket there are rfid wallets that like block it and stuff because of that i think yeah oh interesting well the elon musk thing was interesting because he got back on i don't know

if he's tweeted that much or whatever but it was just obviously as you can imagine 10 000 articles were just like you know the world's over basically right and then people like even like uh well you know jason callahan it's like those kind of people or whatever people were you know posting these big things about obviously the main thing they're mad about is the sandy hook thing still right yeah when he thought the sandy hook uh wasn't real and that's or at least the spaces he ended up doing when he got back on was like crazy did you watch them i listened to some of them i don't think i could got taken to piss yeah he went took a piss and uh there's just it was like andrew tate uh alex jones elon musk all these people just i mean there's a crazy feature. Bad Boy Avengers. Crazy feature of Twitter

where they're like, you just have like this, just sets up these like phone calls that everybody can listen to with all these people. Kind of wild. Yeah, super crazy.

But the, it was interesting because everyone, you can tell, you know, like Trump got people just like fucking so mad. Yeah.

The Alex Jones thing, because it was 10 years ago and people are like really, really mad about it. And I was kind of thinking Like what would it take To get me Like that mad about something And I couldn't think of anything

Like even the thing I could think of Like maybe Imagine there was like The closest I could get Would it would have to be something Where like 10 years later I was still like

No way Yeah I thought of The only thing is If someone was Did something Maybe They were like a pedophile or something and it was like molested someone you knew.

Yeah, you know what I mean? For sure. And then they were like- Someone wronged you badly. But then you'd still be like, I don't know if I'd be campaigning for them to not have like a Twitter. I don't know. Also, he paid, like he's losing all his money over this.

So isn't that like the fact that he is being penalized it's one thing to say i could see being mad about it but still being like he can't have any social media platforms that's the part like i don't get i guess they're like he's gonna do it again that's but i couldn't think i was like maybe if there was like a girl that like falsely accused like everyone i know and then they like went but the thing is for him you'd be like i guess 10 years later they're like trying to put her on social media again but i still feel like the reason he didn't get kicked off of twitter for that though he got kicked off of twitter for like accosting oliver darcy who's like a cnn reporter about some like free speech thing or something so the thing is the problem is is the

how selective even twitter was about it and twitter just came out too i think it came out yesterday or two days ago saying saying that they were manipulating the trending tab to choose what to make trending, which is like a crazy editorial idea. Well, everyone knew that. Yeah, I guess. That you could see with your own two eyes, because you would see, hey, this has 10,000 tweets, and it's not trending, and this has 3,000 tweets, and it's trending. Yeah, exactly.

But I guess Elon confirmed it, which which had never been actually um confirmed but yeah like they got him the sandy hook thing was 10 years ago and then they kicked him off in 2018 for something related to essentially politics so they just one day woke up and just chose that they were gonna kick him off oh yeah he they got him rid of there was one day where he got like swiped from the internet if you remember that yeah and that's another thing too it's like some crazy coordinated thing where they kick him off everywhere but it's kind of like i think what i was sort of um i think my conclusion was if enough people come together and they almost tell you it's like your duty like i feel like you can get people to do things on you know you know how everyone even

tells you like they have everyone convinced like voting's your duty yeah like they're certain i know this is unpopular take of mine but i always say like telling people their duty like something you have to go do something you don't want to do and it's your duty it's sort of like how you convince dumb people to do shit they don't want to do like but it really is they go it's like it's your duty almost to be like yeah i think that's how i mean the thing with well yeah with the twitter thing i'm like i don't know i don't i like look yeah i'm more talking about people that are just viscerally like fucking they're still just like his name just yeah i mean again block him i guess if you don't want to see anything from him like there is a mechanism to mutant but that's my point i think

it has to be deeper than that and i think they've convinced people that like this is your like it's a moral as a as a citizen to like be mad yeah well it's a moral argument people are essentially saying you know that is the worst thing that someone can do and like when you lost your child in a school shooting and then for someone to you know make go and make your life worse for profit which is you know debatable it's it's a pretty shitty thing he did and you know he tried to in the twitter space but there's people who've probably done worse things i guess of course there are and in the in the twitter space there's people that have i mean people always the obvious one is there's people in government that have made you know decisions that have led to millions of people dying of course yeah should they not have twitter

i mean if you want to be somewhat consistent i guess right yeah but that's what the you pick certain ones and convince people that this is like if you're not mad about this you're not a good person yeah i think that's how you get people i mean he did a shitty thing it's i guess the question is does the shitty thing you did just define you for the rest of your life? And, you know, even if you've had some sort of penalty, meet it out. Like, that's just it. It doesn't matter. Like, that's who you are. And we can't hear from you ever again because you did this one shitty thing.

I mean, he also exposed Epstein's Island like 10 years before anybody was talking about it. That's the question. Well, it's like, does that balance? So I actually went, I was going through a bunch of conspiracy articles just to kind of see what are some of the big ones that would be proven true and there are some pretty wild ones that like were proven true yeah so it is and if you get into that zone where you go hey the media is lying to you there's a hundred things that like were you weren't allowed to say and now they're proven true you can easily see how everyone's super skeptical out of the gate right yeah i guess the trick is you just have to be you have to be somewhat tactful in your

approach or whatever but the gulf of tonkin like that's the biggest one yeah so it's like if they're like you know false flags like did happen yeah for sure you know mk ultra like forever that was just like you're crazy and then it was like no they're getting people and force him to do acid and you know the operation charlie manson i think was one of those he was one of them there's a lot of people that are one of them you know what and basically they convince them all to do acid then that proved to be true and it's like those are things that you lose your job probably for saying of course do you know what operation midnight climax was no sounds hot though so i think it's like related to that so it was established in order to study the effects of lsd on non-consenting individuals prostitutes on the cia payroll were instructed to lure clients back

to safe houses where they are serendipitous serendipitously plied with a wide range of substances including lsd monitored behind a one-way glass so basically they got cia guys behind a one-way glass fucking jacket. That's insane. That's whose idea was that, right? Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of them. Can you imagine you were a John and you're just like trying to go for a night out and then you actually, you're like, fuck it, I'm going to hit a prosti. And then you hit a prosti and before you know it, you're like on LSD tied to a bed basically.

And then it turns out like the government did this. Yeah, the government did that just to run a test. Yeah. I mean, they famously like with freeway trying to see if your bones harder or softer with more lsd yeah with freeway rick ross or whatever they uh they they basically were like bringing cocaine in the united states and like created the whole crack epidemic drug ones there's a huge and then the guy george webb it's so funny the guy george webb who did this whole uh investigative journalism thing on it and at the time they're

like this guy's full of shit and then he got fired from his job of course he did and then he committed suicide and like it's so funny because it's one of those things where there's there is some official explanation for how it happened but then you see he committed suicide found committed suicide two shots to the head crazy but they're like oh he shot himself in like one and then like it hit him in the cheek or something and then he like went oh they had a crazy explanation obviously he was banging her the bullet was banging around but it's like he killed himself one two shots to the head one thing was wild i don't think we mentioned this last week but there was this article about

how in baltimore the homeless people are peeing all over every building to the point where it's like eroding the buildings yeah and then to stop it they basically were like oh let's put cameras everywhere on the buildings and then the homeless people and a lot of their like uh advocates or whatever were saying that they basically did a statement saying it's unfair that they're putting cameras in their bathroom they're calling the building their bathroom and then i was sort of thinking about it more and i want it is sort of funny because you go the bat the cameras the homeless people aren't going to care about the cameras so really if you are a part of that committee where you're like how are we going to stop the peeing you're the guy that's like what if we film it yeah you're

like someone's like that's not going to work and you're like i already have the mainframe set up in my garage hey hey well what would that do it's like i'll monitor it it does sound like one perv at the place it's just like let's film it because even if you saw it you're gonna call the cops and be like we got one cops uh he's being on the building and be can you be here in 40 seconds yeah no no chance i mean what are they gonna even arrest them so basically you just have all this footage of homeless people peeing and the guy's just like,

you go, we didn't solve the problem. He goes, we solved my problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think homeless people are going to care too much about that. Well, that's what I mean

because I thought about it at the beginning. You could put it at fucking like dick height and they're still not going to care. They'll just piss all over it. Yeah, people were protesting the cameras,

but when you think about it, the cameras were not doing anything. No. No. So this is, another one was basically the government was put, during prohibition, the government poisoned alcohol to keep people from drinking. Yeah. That's like a crazy one, because people say stuff like that happens now, and you're always

like, as if. And then it's like, well, they have done that. Obviously, it's not the same people, but it's like these bodies. Well, this was like, I think with commercial alcohols, you know, they just made them, added something. And no, they were also doing it to like bootleggers. It's like putting, I mean, it's essentially putting fentanyl in the drugs, right? Yeah, essentially to sway people from using drugs. That makes you definitely think if they're doing it now, that's for sure.

Because if they want some law passed or whatever, it's like, okay like okay well a good way to get your drug law passed is too many overdoses right yeah yeah and they're also like cia and stuff has these black budgets where they can't get money from buddy uh i don't know if i told you this but um someone who works for the government in canada basically they're doing these uh like safe injection sites right yeah and they said they go so basically how it works is there's people are coming in to get um their drugs and they give them like they'll give them uh uh like the drugs to get off the drugs too yeah like methadone or something how it started is they have now the the drug dealers come to the safe injecting sites and they basically each drug dealer has like an office so basically the drug dealers just have like an office there

and they just sit there with all their drugs and people come in and buy drugs from them and then they give them free like the get off drugs drugs and then they just walk off this walk across the street and one of the other drug dealers sets up shop that'll they can sell their fake drugs to get more drugs and then they just walk back and go to one of the drug dealers offices and then this is a Vancouver has to be I think this is Toronto but it might be happening in other places but this guy I'm pretty sure it was Toronto but essentially what he said was because of the way that they always try to solve like multiple problems at once they gave former drug dealers the jobs of like running the place or whatever yeah but then a lot of them got back on drugs so he goes you know essentially like the guy running the place is like

od'ing in the corner so the guy who was like in charge of the one place like is od'ing there's basically all these drug dealers just set up their things and then basically like a drug flea market it's a drug flea market and then outside like a guy got shot which is like what draw attention to this whole thing so basically you have you have a a bunch of people ODing, the drug dealers have like their own office and then across the streets where the office, and then, oh, this is the big problem. It's a part, it's a school across the street. So basically they can't do their needles there.

So they go across the street to drop off their needles. I may be getting like some of these facts, like a little off, but basically all the schools complaining because there's just the schools full of needles now because they have the drug site across the street and then and then they go to complain and the guy who runs the place is like od'ing and it's just like he goes he's like you've never seen anything crazier in your life he goes you want to talk about a fucking bureaucracy gone haywire yeah and they're just probably like well there's been five less overdose deaths so this is. But there's apparently that's not- If you use that one metric, but if you use like one metric, you go, well, technically

this is working. Well, his argument is that's not really what's happening. No. I guess there's maybe more ambulance on the scene, you know, ready to go. Yeah. So if you do OD there, yeah, whatever. But he said it's a fucking, he's like, it's a gong show. That's in Toronto?

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The bad booze thing also kind of got me thinking about American healthcare because in the context of... One of the things that are funny with America is it really is, either people have made this point, but it's such a, it's such a taking culture that you have such a culture of take what you can

that if you had free healthcare, you'd have people probably being, whipping off their own skin and you'd be like, why are you doing that? You're like, it's free to fix. You know what I mean? People would go out and be getting like 95. You'd be stupid at they gave people free boosters they got 10 000 of them yeah you know what i was okay

i know i'm sort of going on tangents here but um i was thinking because do you remember in the pandemic a lot of people would tell you uh they would tell you um in the pandemic a lot of people were showing you whatever side they were on they were showing you number like everyone had their different numbers so people like people that were pro lockdowns and stuff would be like looking for it and then the people that were like against the vaccine would be like this and i go that's how you know this was a chinese this is how smart the like chinese government is uh the chinese government created a virus that convinced everyone in america to do math so basically yeah get it again education and statistics yeah the chinese government

basically was like we need to create a virus that gets everyone into math because they're they're they're preparing you for the chinese takeover yeah you're gonna need real good statistics knowledge isn't that a good point? So anyways, okay, the healthcare thing was sort of funny, but the best one is Canada tried to develop gaydar. I love this. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, you saw this one? That's good, right?

The Canadian government was so paranoid about homosexuality that it developed a gaydar machine, and it really happened. It was in the 1960s. The government hired a university professor to develop a way to detect homosexuality in had developed a gaydar machine and it really happened it was in the 1960s the government hired a university professor to develop a way to detect homosexuality in federal employees he came up with a machine that measured pupil dilation in response to same-sex erotic imagery so they showed everyone gay porn and basically what happened is like you're like i thought i was here for some sleep study you're like signing up for one of those like studies where you like pull the fucking tab

and they're like, yeah, we'll pay you $300. You're like, just making us watch gay porn. And they fired you. They fired 400 people from the army for basically. Because their pupils dilated? No. Yeah, exactly. Their pupils dilated and the guy cummed when he saw the thing and that was called a dishonorable

discharge. That's real dishonorable. That was called a dishonorable discharge that's real dishonorable that's the ultimate dishonorable discharge is you because they're checking your pupils and one guy just creams his pants and that's the true dishonorable discharge can you imagine getting fired from the army because the you didn't pass the gaydar gaydar and you're and then you're trying to be gaydar in the i wish i had the gaydar and then you're trying to be like this isn't real this is not gaydar there's no such thing as gaydar. And they go, yeah, says the guy who fucking forked it.

But you would say that it's a fucking load of shit. You failed. I'd love to get my hands on the gaydar inspection. But the gaydar is not really good because you have to show them porn first. So your gaydar involves you holding a laptop of gay porn. Well, it's like if the gaydar is if you start trying to use the gaydar You lost Because you're the guy Holding the gay porn Yeah you're all Watching gay porn

That's the trick They ask you It's like Hey would you run This gaydar seminar You're gonna have to Show everyone gay porn You're gonna have to

Collect the gay porn You go yeah You just failed Yeah I just failed The gaydar Was the gaydar Damn Canada's wild That sucks so bad

To be an army guy That got kicked out And everyone's like What'd you get kicked out for And you have to be Like the gaydar You're like I'm not gay though a goddamn gaydar got me i may as watch gay porn so this is army when you and i'll tell you what when you signed up to be uh a university professor actually maybe this this guy could have been into it but when you

signed up to be a university professor you also didn't think you were going to be searching through hours of gay porn to make your gay gay machine and you go why are you looking through all this gay porn it's like to make sure no one's gay i mean it's wild what people do for work wild the just um different types of jobs that exist huh i have another theory about that involves gay people okay so the hunter biden uh scandal was a scheme. The Hunter Biden scandal was a big scheme to turn Republicans gay because it made them all beg to see his dick. The other old Sharon fucking photos of his horn.

Yeah, but they were begging for it because they were like, it's being censored. You're not showing us the dick. You know what I mean? This has real consequences. Show us the cock. It convinced a bunch of Christian conservatives

that they need to see this dick. That's true. And they saw it. It's a big gay. That is a tad homosexual. I don't want to get that. Once they did see it, we need the pupil dilated.

See, China probably has an app where you see it on your phone and then the camera just on your phone sees it so they show you the hunter biden thing they show everyone and then your screen records your people dilation then china makes notes of that yeah i should delete my search history oh my browser history i don't have to delete mine yeah i wonder how long they kept bigger boo i wonder how long they kept going on the gaydar thing before they gave up

this is bullshit 400 people is what it sounds like was it like 5 years they spent 100 I'll tell you what happened the guy who was running the study said he's gay and he goes shut it down doesn't work it's broken the gaydar is broken

the moment it turns on the guy whose idea was to flush out all the gays someone important enough got called gay and he said that the machine's broken, shut it down. I wonder if those people got their jobs back. I doubt it, because it's probably like in the 60s or something. This was not when the military admitted

their mistakes. Right. This was when they probably just kicked you out and you go, yeah, good luck. Well, I feel like the American military with gaydar would be like are you in the canadian military you're gay you're in any other military other than the united states gay yeah you've failed the gaydar how good is that that's amazing the dead baby project so this is stuff that people always kind of say but basically the government um they they uh to study the nuclear fallout the government

was stealing dead body baby's bodies to do radioactive testing and they stole like i think it was like thousands of babies and basically the it's kind of a little tweak from the actual truth but the actual truth was they were going to the babies and sneaking in and being like oh sorry for your loss and then getting a little sample of the baby take cutting off a little part of its skin or whatever while the families were still you know the the blood was still cold or whatever the phrase is but that was one this so basically the kid would die and they'd all just pop in there just make sure you're okay and then get a little thing so there's a lot of them yeah i mean there's a lot of conspiracies that are real the question dolly lama was uh getting paid by the cia the cia is up to all sorts of crap i mean the cia killed

fucking uh jfk and rfk jr like the that's from rfk or rfk jr sorry which is what rfk jr saying right now right like he's saying that i mean the cia is up to all sorts of nonsense all sorts of crazy stuff and the reason for the dollai Lama one. September 11th. The Dalai Lama one. Building 7. Disclaimer on this podcast. We probably just got to get the thing. What?

Probably just did get the thing below right now. We just got the thing below. It'd be cool if... Note, the male who said that comment did not pass Gator studies. It's a Wikipedia entry. I go what the fuck yeah the Dalai Lama

one was to destabilize China because he was kind of like an activist right that's the ones they always do that was kind of

the Ukraine one too it was like the Soros money funding the Ukraine stuff like so they could get the turnover yeah and like

the Manuel Noriega not the rapper yeah so there's so many of these things that have been proven true right yeah do you know what sorry I was just gonna say I got the if people like conspiracies Manuel Noriega, not the rapper. Yeah, so there's so many of these things that have been proven true, right? Yeah.

Do you know what? Sorry. I was just going to say, if people like conspiracies, I got the MH370. This guy, Ashton Forbes, on my show on Tuesday, December 19th. What's his deal?

He's the guy I showed you with the fucking... Malaysian pilot. The flyer. Remember I showed you the video where it just disappears? Okay, that's his thing. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, he's been very active on Twitter.

You know what? Okay, want to know something crazy? Because you know I'm into the cop shows right yeah i go i'm on tour i'm watching them on tv by the way watching tv with commercials is literally out of control it takes you four hours to watch a one hour program it's it's nuts right some of the commercials they don't have enough commercials so they run the same one twice right yeah i don't know how it happens they probably sold this guy 10 commercials they don't know they're getting three in the same break yeah but i don't control but uh the crazy difference between fbi and chicago pd is blew my mind and i watched them back to back fbi i turned off because i'm not watching that propaganda any longer fbi takes

place in new york yeah so in the middle of new york they're having a it's this is how it starts out they're having a white supremacist meetup in new york new york city the guy's standing it's you know it's the guy basically sold out madison square garden for his racist meeting and he got me that did happen but like in the 40s this guy's standing up the screen and he's just doing all the things like immigrants like uh you know and the white man is being stif screen and he's just doing all the things like immigrants, like, you know, and the white man is being stifled. Like he's just saying all this stuff. Right. Yeah.

And then, you know, basically someone comes into the thing that isn't white and everyone stands up. Go back to your country. Yeah, of course. This is the first and 15th. You know what I mean? First and 15th, the guy's doing his white supremacy meeting he's got 80 people there or not 8800 and then basically the cops come in and they're you know everyone get back to your country or whatever and i watched like another 10 minutes and i was like enough of this yeah this show is

insane okay and then chicago pd the other way chicago pd i think it's called that but something about Chicago it's the guy with the voice he's got the voice like me a little bit by the way Jonathan Jonathan Haidt was supposed to be

on our podcast next week I haven't told you this but he also lost his voice and me and him were waxing back and forth about voice stuff and he might have to get the surgery

so he might so he might have to get postponed a little bit but this is how the guy speaks right? yeah yeah because I was telling him you know I know all the voice tricks I remember I lost my guy speaks, right? Yeah. Yeah, because I was telling him, you know, I know all the voice tricks.

Yeah, you got all the tricks. I remember I lost my voice. Well, he went to a normal doctor. And basically, I was telling him the normal doctor's cap and what the things he's telling him. Cap of the week. Yeah, but so Chicago PD, it starts out, it's these two, it's the main guy, right? And then there's like a bad guy who's kind of like a, you know, child abductor, woman abductor or something like that. Yeah.

They bring him to like a warehouse, kill the guy. The copsctor, or something like that, they bring him to a warehouse, kill the guy, the cops do, off the record. The cop, the main cop, takes the guy to the middle of the forest, buries the body, and then comes back and bees a cop, and then they're looking for the bad guy,

knowing that they still killed him already, or whatever, and then they're following for the bad guy and knowing that they still killed him already or whatever. And then they're kind of like following up on their own like leads and trying to get. And then they're like trying to go. Oh, we might go to the FBI. They have to stop them because they're going to find out that they killed them. And then at the end of it, the guy who knew basically they shoot him. So he's dead.

And then the body's buried. And it was like a happy ending. What? Yeah. So they're all super corrupt. Yeah. But like the corruption was like the protagonist. And then at the end of it, it gets solved.

And it was kind of like, you know what? That was a bad man. And we just have to live with what we did. But we did the right thing. And that's how it ends. And you're just like, whoa. That's crazy. Yeah.

I thought it was going to be like that guy goes arrested and you never see him again. That's the end of him on the series. Yeah, yeah. This is more like The Shield. You ever watch The Shield? Shield's that? The Shield's like that where they're super corrupt and they're just doing all this insane shit non-stop. Okay, well Chicago PD's that and I guess they're

good guys though. That's the difference. I guess that's debatable. Well, I mean, you know, they're written as the protagonist. Yeah, they're written as the protagonist. It was wild. That's crazy's i'll just do another couple little you know crazy articles that are right now the media says the economist names trump the biggest danger for 2024 and this on axios and you go the the amount of uh brain cells fried you have to be to be like the economy

is going to be worse if trump like the stock market will jump 20 that day all these people had their chance at this though that like all the people who's with the chicken little stuff saying the sky has fallen the last time trump was president you're like we've now made it through a full trump presidency almost a full biden president this time he's really going to tank yeah oh this time it's a real threat to democracy you're like no we had they had their chance at that if you were right the first time then i guess he wouldn't maybe i guess if they were at the first time then he would just be like dictator for life but he's not and you're wrong shut up well we had a um we talked about this a

bit before because it was uh popping into the consciousness that there's a little bit of conspiracy debunkers in the blogging community and they've debunked the conspiracy. We talked about it. They debunked the conspiracy that males might have been hunters and women's were gatherers. It's been super debunked. It's been super debunked. Massively debunked.

But in about a month of this getting on the scene, like a month ago you started seeing the article where it was like every Roman was gay and then it was like a week later it was just like gatherers were men and hunters were women this is this is where they're at now within a month of like starting to play around with this idea prehistoric women were better at hunting than men okay all right so now they weren't let me just get this cap we're gonna go cap of the week cap of the week everybody cap of the week everybody caps on my head oh yeah that's if you envision a prehistoric hunter a vision of a

caveman made spring to mind well not me i my vision when i think of a hunter i think like purple hair i think two spirit two i think two purple hair. Two spirit minimum. At least two spirits. A shirt that says the future is female. Just holding their pink bow. Or not their pink bow. I guess their gender neutral colored bow. But the funniest part to me was they were like, a few back in time, women were better hunters.

And you're just like, well, why aren't they now? Yeah. Well, think about that. You go, okay, so they have hunting competitions and stuff like that. Like, why aren't women better at hunting now? Yeah. The crazy, I mean, this is some real mental gymnastics stretching going on here for them to. Mental retardation. To make this case, too, because essentially they're saying women hold fat on their bodies.

they're saying women hold fat on their bodies and there just is there is some tiny truth to it that our women have a better law are better at long distance and when they mean long distance they mean a hundred mile runs yeah exactly yeah yeah and then they uh they say that women's the way that women's hips are designed is like they have uh they can cover more ground with without burning as much energy, I guess. Which I don't even know if that's true, but that doesn't make them better hunters. No, what they're saying is after 45 days of hunting, the guys are tired. And then on that last day, the girls are pulling ahead a little bit. It was just like after the guys already got all the animals. Yeah, we already got the fucking woolly mammoth.

We've been dragging it back for 40 days. Thanks. Yeah, it is cap of the week but also even that last line they go a new study claims that these cavemen paled in comparison to their female counterparts um so now they're saying they paled in comparison for my bet though that wasn't the best line that was the second best line sorry furthermore we have no reason to believe that prehistoric women abandoned their hunting while pregnant breastfeeding or carrying children so now they got fucking two two kids on each tit and they're just like yeah how do you write this article you go remember how you thought last

week that men were hunters and females were gatherers yeah actually what's the truth is that females dominated men in hunting while they carried two babies on each of their tails. This is real revisionism right here. This is crazier than anything Alex Jones has ever said. Yeah, why aren't these people not getting

kicked off of Twitter for this nonsense? Maybe there's the odd lesbian who's good at hunting. Highest domestic violence rate yeah yeah that's true i say because they're fighting over who uh gets to have the brush cut who gets to use the drill actually you know what it's interesting yeah believe it or not because the truth is when a lot of uh you know like the girl lesbians it's like kind of trendy the you know, like the girl lesbians, it's like kind of trendy, the, you know, non-binary bisexuals. Yeah.

Whereas actual lesbians kind of fuck with me. Yeah. Like, I find that I actually get along very well with actual, like full actual,

like lesbians where it's like, no, I'm an actual lesbian. Yeah, like actual lesbian. They're not like all, well, cause they don't believe

in a lot of this. Yeah, they're kind of like dudes and they don't believe in a lot of this. Like the comedians that I know that are lesbians, they're like actually lesbians.

Yeah. They're like funny and cool. Yeah. Well, they're actually lesbians. They're funny and cool. Yeah. Well, they're kind of like guys. Yeah, lesbos kind of rule. It's the fake ones that are annoying. Yeah, yeah. For sure.

Temporary. Don't own a single pair of overalls. Those ones. I've been saying on stage, though, that the trans stuff was... Because there was only one school shooter there was a male that was female and basically uh 25 years as a female no problem one year paying for her own drinks get my gun but i was saying that but it's we it's the same as uh uh the trans women you go they live 25 years as a man one year as a woman now they're annoying it started switching that's. But that was one.

And then their last conspiracy is this is I'll tell you, this is a conspiracy. How women drinkers could save the male centric beer industry. And they're. They don't need saving. This starts off with the idea that the beer. You're right. Yeah. The beer drinking industry needs saving. I'm pretty sure the idea that the beer drinking industry needs saving. I'm pretty sure the beer drinking industry is doing pretty good.

They're saying beer's on its way out. Yeah, beer's done with. Why? Just because white claws or some shit? I think what they really mean is the Bud Light thing, and their solution is more of the Bud Light thing. I've walked by it. It looks kind of cool, but it's just... Well, yeah, if you want to have a girl beer.

It's not, but it's just like a normal bar. That's the nonsense. They're like, we need to save... You're like, it's just... Shut up. So what is it? It's just like... There's some brewing company, but it's a brewery that's just run by chicks.

It's for chicks, by chicks, and it's beer. Kind of, but it's just beer. It's beer promoted to girls, which is always going to be a niche, but they're positing it like women are going to all switch to beer. But chicks are stupid, though, because they are so easily influenced by marketing. I always make fun of my girl

because she buys this, it's like a protein bar, but it's like a protein bar for women, which is obviously like like so it's more expensive right right you're like what does that mean what's a protein bar for women but like it says like this is like the rapper's easier to take a luna bar yeah maybe maybe the rapper is easier to take off it has snaps on it so it's like what would honestly be the difference like chicks buying like i remember she told me she goes can goes keep together it's a protein bar for

women and I go are you fucking talking about it was that extra estrogen or something they sell it a whole food it's just like a protein bar but they just the way they market it as chicks go off it's for women I wouldn't want to have to screw up and get one of those protein bars for men. Right. Kind of knocking. Male proteins.

Yeah. Actually, but, what? No, I was just, you got me thinking of my drink that I want. Oh, okay.

Alienating marketing and sexist attitudes have long made women a second thought in the beer industry nothing to do with the fact that they like it less and by the way if you want to if there was a campaign to get women to drink beer instead of a 45 martini it's like okay good sure but it's like good luck with that we'd all like that yeah i mean the main problem is it makes you fat and girls don't like that now we're coming wake now companies are waking up to the reality that inclusivity is ludicrous um boldly displayed in the craft beer section so you sort of explained

but yeah it's basically saying it's craft beer for check and they have like you know their can is but cans are there's a million different craft beer and it is fine but i think the options the idea uh that this might save the beer industry might be a little might be pushing a little how three women save the beer industry by convincing women to drink beers it's like then they well wouldn't you write an article after that being like uh three women killed the martini industry also they're all they're doing is convincing women who already drink beer to drink their beer they're not of course they're not like that like my girl is not drinking beer Well not happening nor should she it makes you fat

That's what I'm saying But there's no scenario where any marketing campaign was so good that she's all of the girls to have a loaf of bread every time Yeah, she's like I'm not drinking beer like it's not happening Sodas or whatever like this doesn't matter I'm not gonna go too far into this because we did a lot of them on the patreon but just since we've been talking about the the uh the covid the zero covid reddit yeah people been sending me a lot of stuff and a buddy of mine sent me like a personal person that he knows just a screenshot that was her name she goes

snowy covid conscious outside lunch at the office and this person leaves the office to go eat lunch in the snow because they think covid really problem that's the photo dude i saw actually i tweeted about this and people said that i was lying but i was not lying i was in near my house in williamsburg and there's this place called uh chopped it's like one of those salad places and there was a guy it's like at 8 p.m on like a weekend or whatever i was walking i think about a broken comedy club and he was sitting at the like the bar that's like by the window there was only two employees in the whole sort of giant thing and he's eating a salad and he had a mask on and he was literally fucking like pulled the mask down takes a bite puts the mask back on. I was going to take a picture,

but I didn't want to blow up some dude like that. No, you don't want to do it. Yeah, like an actual guy or whatever. I didn't do it, but legitimately, this was a week ago. Wild. And there's one more. She got sent a lot of them, but I just picked the best two. Last night, this is a girl's post.

Last night, once again, discussing COVID with my boyfriend, he snapped and said, best to last night this is a girl's post last night once again discussing well once again discussing covid with my boyfriend he snapped and said can't we just have one night that isn't centered around covid she goes i can't covid stole my life i have to fight emotionally and physically every single moment of every single day to stay alive i can't just ignore it would he have said this if i had a cancer diagnosis well the obvious thing is if you knew someone and they had cancer it is probable that you wouldn't talk about cancer every moment of every day also this isn't cancer like imagine you had a wife that had cancer

and you and she was like you know had a year to live or whatever and you're like you know what let's eat dinner like you probably wouldn't talk about cancer the whole time no No, no, you wouldn't. It's like she's actually right. Yeah, you've been like just picking at your P's being like, so cancer. Yeah, like exactly. It's actually possible that you wouldn't be talking about cancer the entire time. So this girl's boyfriend's had enough where she just can't go through one night without her just talking about COVID the entire time and how everyone's ignoring it. Also, yeah, you're like, everybody

knows a million people who have died of cancer. Nobody knows anybody who's died of COVID. Like, you know, at least when people are like, oh, cancer. You're like, cancer's serious. Yeah, it is. A lot of people die of it. People know people that have died of COVID. Like, pretty rare. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, pretty rare. I guarantee you.

Well, it's not a death sentence, that's for sure. Not a death sentence. Not that cancer is either, But it's way more of one But at the end of the day Like anybody who's Listening to this podcast Like likely doesn't know Someone who died of COVID And then

Yeah They very likely And if they do They're very old Yeah But they likely know Someone who died of cancer Yeah so

I mean yeah Among a million other reasons Why it's Sure You're just trapped In that relationship With that guy too Because

Because COVID has no end to it She This is for the rest of her life They'll have a cure for cancer Before they have a cure for COVID Well like She doesn't have A cure for

Not having COVID Like right It's like There's a cure for Very nebulous Thinking you might get COVID Yeah Okay

I'm gonna tell you Another conspiracy theory And the And the The thread that i'm weaving here is you know all of those things you weren't allowed to talk about and here's all the things that people are positing right now and five signs the problem with your relationship comes from your past life so this is very any problems that you stuff well the gist is any problems that you have in your relationship,

it's from a past life. Well, it's your past life. You were like Napoleon or something. How to pick your lover. Okay, what is the relationship pattern? How do I spot them? If you were experiencing problems with your partner and noticed you had difficulty in relationships,

it might be a result of something happening in your life, in your past life so generally if you're fighting with your chick all day if you're always having problems yeah that's not your fault it's not her fault it's danny 2000 bc's fault could it be her 2000 bc's fault it's it's someone else's fault someone else's fault the moral of the story is you you're you didn't you didn't do nothing i Well, that's the thing. I'm actually slightly on board with this. If you can both agree that it's neither of your faults, but that's...

Fucking our past lives. Yeah, past lives. Sorry if I can keep cheating on you. I was a cheater in the past life. I was a boxer in the past life. She's like, oh, yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. These past lives are crazy anyways.

Glad we can move on from that and you're like holy shit danny honestly i'm so sorry in my past life i was a librarian stop shushing me i'm so sorry in my past life i was the head i was the chief librarian of the New York library sorry I was very sound sensitive in my past life in my past life I had a

I was beaten if I made food so if I can't cook sorry I mean if you trick your girl into that shit how do you pick your lovers

sometimes no matter how you try you start you date the same person over and over and over again no matter how hard you try yeah don the same person over and over and over again. No matter how hard you try. Yeah. Don't feel too bad about this inclination towards the same sort of partner.

It could be symptom of a past life pattern you're working to overcome. So it's not that you dated these four guys that all were deadbeats that went to jail. Yeah, and you're just like a bad boy. Well, it has to do with the fact that you've been dating bad boys for 8,000 years. It's a little harder to get rid of than you thought. It's a little harder to get rid of than you thought. It had to do with that first hunter, the caveman who bonked you on the head.

What are you supposed to do? Yeah, here we are, you know. That's one of my favorite David Spade jokes. I can't remember the exact wording, but the gist of it was, he goes, when you date a girl, that she's the same guy over and over again she goes oh my last eight boyfriends like cheated on me and hit me and i'm just looking for a good guy and he goes no you're not yeah you are not no you're not so um how do you get along some people just don't get along

so if you are not getting along with people, it's past life. If you have a type, it's because of your past life. Perhaps in a past life, your relationship required struggle due to war or religious strife. You could be relieving such a pattern now,

reliving such a pattern now, even though there are war or religious restrictions. Another possibility is that you are programmed by a past life to think being in love automatically means that you were going to fight. Passion for each other also means passion disagreements. So if you're fighting all the time

it's because you were at war before. Damn, this chick's fucking really stretching to crank out a fucking article from my idea. If you're dating someone that hates your guts and you hate their guts, you don't need to make any decisions or movements. This is something that you have no choice

and you're helpless to. And it was because you, 40,000 years ago, your soul was in a war. Yeah. I mean, there is one element of I like of this where you just, nobody has to take any responsibility for anything.

But the problem is, the chick will then probably weaponize this way more than you. Like for everything, she goes, ah, I was a clown. Obviously, I can't clean up. I was a fucking queen. I was a queen in my past life. Yeah, I can't be made to do these things. And you go, all right.

How you let them treat you. If your lover is unkind, thoughtless, or mean, leading to a blow-up followed by remorse or a short honeymoon period um in a past life you might have been a slave or a servant that's good telling you telling a girl she was a slave in the past life if there's any scenario where like like there'll be for sure some chick who's who's uh like you know a white couple and then but it's like very like liberal and the chick's like i I was a black slave. So this is kind of awkward. This is awkward because I was a black slave in my past. Yeah, but you're white.

I know I am now. I am now. Lucky. Yeah, lucky me. Whitewashed over all these generations. Makes me sick. And I am, yes, and I'm grateful that it worked out that way because the world is very unkind to my

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here's another good one. So we talk about Mamma Mia. Yeah. The very creepy tale of the ghost that haunted the Mamma Mia office. Yeah.

So basically, the girls that work at this blog have convinced themselves that their office is haunted. People hear strange voices. New equipment would stop working. Doors would slam shut. So they'd buy like a new printer

and then it would stop working. I think they just probably had to plug it in. All the chicks at Mamma Mia couldn't get the printer working. Ghost! Ghost! That's the funniest part. They think there's ghosts because they couldn't get the new one.

Nothing works. Clog the toilet with their fucking makeup wipes. They're like, it's a ghost. Does anyone know how to work this drill ah fuck the ghosts are at it again it's just unplugged all the computers are broken the circuit just needs to the circuit breaker just needs to be flipped they literally call like the best bike geek squad slash ghost hunters we do a little bit of both

that's so funny you have a bunch of girls in an all-girl blogging office and they've convinced the middle south basically the shit they crank out that does kind of is on brand for them to think it's just ghosts according to my colleagues the urban legend the office was haunted by ghosts and even since then mamma mia staff have had many unexplainable eerie and spooky experiences i was thinking one of them would be um that uh one of the like the the girls are all fat so they're just eating each other's food. It's like, who ate my muffin that I left in the counter? I'm like, oh, the ghosts are back at it again. Everyone's eating each other's lunch because they're just walking in there,

eating a little bit of someone's lunch and then wrapping it back up. Spooky. Halloween must be a fun time Yeah you didn't finish your report on time I know The ghost definitely eaten people's reports A little bit It's left us wondering

Why we've been so susceptible to eerie encounters Or do you think it actually is some ghost And it's some bro ghost that are fucking done with this shit Yeah done with this thing They've recently been killed by like some woman who poisoned them from watching, from reading Mamma Mia. So like my rest of my life, I'm haunting Mamma Mia's offices. I'm going to go haunt female bloggers and just, what are you doing?

Just like dicking around, just sort of turning. You know what? I'll tell you, I'm doing a lot more than they are. Watching them work. A lot going on over at Mamma Mia oh and he comes back to the other ghost he's I'm really

fucking letting them have it what are you gonna do and he's like unplug the printer for starters close the door that's one thing

they said one time the door is slammed shut at the same time and that was one of their big pieces of evidence it's probably ghosts yeah the team

stories of the ghosts that haunted the old office and the ghost encounters. They had ghosts at the old office and the new office. So the ghost followed them to the new office. He's got a boat to pick. They have had since, be warned, spooky stuff ahead. Brand new equipment would sometimes seriously stop working. would sometimes seriously stop working.

The lawnmower for our little patch of grass outside was just... The oil was always... The gas was always empty. Yeah, and the ghost also made all of our iPhone screens be cracked all the time. The ghost was cracking their iPhone screens? That definitely wasn't us. One time,

all the office doors slammed shut in perfect sequence. Do you think that's possible that their temper tantrums are sinking up? Yeah, like their periods?

Yeah, you put girls... Will their periods sink up? You put them in an office for a long enough time, their temper tantrums, so they synced up there, ah, and slamming the door.

Yeah, yeah. That happened to be the day that they got rid of the kind bars for the office. their temper tantrums so they synced up there ah and slamming the door yeah yeah that was the happened to be the day that they got rid of the kind bars for the office everybody slammed the door at once have you seen the thing in uh in the top of the canada where they're having like all these arguments about uh how they can get more tampons in the male bathrooms oh and in like the military well that's the new thing so basically the law was because everyone all this stuff's happening and justin trudeau's entire thing right now is getting more tampons in male bathrooms yeah and they all just sit there because probably don't need to explain to you why the tampons are just sitting there but basically they're now their new thing is they're

every every government uh uh organization right so they did did the new one is the military and they went into every military thing and then they're installing tampons in all the male bathrooms in the military. Good stuff. Yeah, they're really getting that country back.

I wonder if they are good at like cleaning up normal spills. I can see those just like some auto mechanic shop and they're just fucking wiping their hands

with tampons or something. I can see that too, actually, yeah. Definitely they're having this is an excuse for people not to work too. Yeah. I can't work today. The ghosts are... The ghosts, yeah. And then one day we had a medium in the office

and she chased me through the halls. A medium? Probably more like a double XL. Oh, no one fucking... Oh, Mia. That's good stuff a fat medium that is a medium a medium comes in

I'm gonna help you talk to your dead grandfather like I don't know if medium medium is not really appropriate the water was shaking when you walked in let's call you a double XL. A medium. I bet your husband wishes you were a medium. And she said she had been debating telling me that something bad had happened.

And she asked if I had anything new attached to my body. And after a back and forth i told her i'd put hair extensions in and she said that could have a bad presence attached to them uh which could turn slightly unpleasant so the medium that's why the mediums all those fortune tellers and uh the whimsical people they've they really it's kind of like how uh comedians have certain crowd work bits that would just work every time. Yeah. They basically, that kid, they go, is there anything attached to your body? It's like any girl who wears any sort of makeup would be like, I have blush on. You go, that'll be it.

Yeah. We found it. I told you, there's the one fortune teller once that told the girl when I went to, because a fun date, I told you, it's going to the fortune teller sometimes. Yeah. But the guy said to the girl I was with that he thought um that she was into animals that's one of his bits he tells girls you're into animals and the girl's like this guy's a fucking genius yeah that maybe backfires one and i don't know 50 000 times

zero girls have ever said you've got the wrong guy hate every every animal across the board okay so there's uh there's all these instagram accounts where girls basically it's like non-monogamy yeah and a lot of it is kind of lesbians being like i'm dating a girl and we're non-monogamous and here's why it's kind of being like here's how you deal with jealousy a lot of it is like i hate this but this is why I'm wrong. Right. Sort of thing. Yeah. But there's this one. Coping.

Yeah, there's this one that I'm going to play right now. So this is an Instagram video she made. So for a long time, I wanted to have a kid. And my partner wasn't sure he was ready. So I'd bring it up every now and then. How about now? How about now? How about now? How about now? Until one day I was just fed up with not knowing and decided I'm going to do this on my own. So I found a friend who was willing to be a sperm donor. I actually ended

up meeting someone who wanted to co-parent with me. And I was really excited about the possibilities of having a child in this non-traditional way. It was only through this process of me finding another way of doing it that my partner was able to look inside himself and see, hey, actually, I really want this too. And I know that. She really forced his hand there. she kind of explains and she kind of goes on to explain

she goes this is the importance of taking the pressure off the guy I should play that last part oh you don't want to have a kid that's cool that's fine let me play that last part it doesn't help

to continue asking them sometimes the're ready sometimes the key is taking the pressure completely off recognizing that their needs and desires and wants are different do you think that's what she did took the pressure completely off yeah cool you don't want to have a kid with me that's fine like i'm just gonna look at some random dude sperm and just like fucking have him crank one in me and i'll have a kid and then if you want to you know help with it oh just don't play it yeah so if you want to help with the kid all good if not that's cool this is the ultimate then i'll just go on vacation by myself totally fine i'm going to cuba by myself well you don't want to go that guy goes oh you know what now that you kind of

now that i had some time to think about it i would love to have a child with you the guy she's totally arrived at that decision on my own the guy the guy she's dating and potentially she goes i already found the guy who's gonna put his and we're gonna co-parent and me and the other guy i don't know we're just gonna each split this kid but me and you can still stay together well you're not interested in the kid you said right if you want a kid well if you're not interested it will be my kid like obviously it'll be at her house probably most of the time at least half of the time my kid not your kid you don't have to do anything that's like so many guys she took the pressure off how many guys ever got roped into like a dog you know oh exactly it'll be my dog yeah she goes it'll be my dog you

don't have to do anything and you're like okay and what were you in what world i was loving that so much the idea of this girl being like just completely took the pressure off just let him know that i'm just gonna have some other guy give me the sperm raise the kid he can just live you know we'll still be together it won't have any effect on him yeah good luck pal oh shit also, yeah, so I guess a lot of people will probably see you at the Toronto show, which is going to be awesome. Yes, sir. But so...

I got the next night at 10 p.m. Yeah, we're doing the next night. Danny's doing his full headline show in Toronto. Where is it? Backroom Comedy Club, 10 p.m. Just go to Linktree. There's Danny and Friends, so a bunch of good comedians. Yeah, Linktree slash Danny Jokes. Just one show, 10pm.

I just added it kind of last minute. So if you're in town, if you don't, unable to make it to the Friday show or whatever, come out Saturday night. Yeah, come out Saturday night and I'm going to try to drop by and do a spot on that as well. So it'll be a lot of little Toronto boys. Yeah, so definitely do that.

And then next stop. Well, you know what? We should announce this, but we have a special guest that will be announced. George Santos. That will be joining me on a European tour.

And that special guest is Danny Polishock. Ladies and gentlemen, Danny will be coming the whole tour and gentlemen, Danny will be coming the whole tour. Yeah. I'll be coming the whole thing.

He's going to be coming everywhere. I've been coming every one of my own. So we can probably do some filming and stuff like that over there.

Yeah, we're going to go find those, what are those, the beef eaters? What's the beef eaters? The dudes, they stand like this instead of the London,

like their palace. You know, they got the big hats and then they can't move. I don't know this. Oh, what are you talking about? The guys who can't move? The guards. The guards, yeah. They're called bee feeders. Yeah, and there's the rum, or the gin. Sorry, bee feeder gin. I don't know any of this shit. And then you go around and you go, ah! And then you just gotta go

And you go like, I'm not touching you, not touching you, not touching you. They're just gonna be like, Do the gaydar test on him Yeah grab a laptop And just play Hardcore gay porn Let's see those pupils Dial it But yeah

So Danny's coming It'll be a fucking Banger dude We have Dublin Dublin's almost sold out London we added more shows Antwerp, Amsterdam we added another show Copenhagen, Oslo, Stockholm, Perrysburg

and then it's Columbus Dallas, Baltimore, Calgary, Boston Winnipeg, San Diego Atlanta and also I've never been to Scandinavia I don't know where any of these places are dude people keep saying in the tour like you pumped to go to this country I go am I going to that country I mean we're spending no know where any of these places are, dude. Have you ever been to Scandinavia? People keep saying on the tour, like, you pumped to go to this country? I go, am I going to that country? I mean, we're spending

no time in any of those places. We're spending a bit of time in London, Dublin for the two days in Dublin. Yeah, exactly. But other than that, not really. Other than that, not really. Like Sweden or whatever. Stockholm for half a day. Girl entrepreneur alert. Uh-oh. So we have an alert.

Hide your wallets, boys. This ain't going to be cheap. So sometimes you might see people on the internet telling you about their entrepreneurial ideas, which may be starting an app. It might be kind of a hustle and grind culture. Yep. Starting a beer. You might start a workout consultation service there's some other

ideas that you might do too sure you might do my really good idea that no one ever wants to do even though it's a really good idea and that's the ice cream cone with more ice cream cone to catch the drip that's a good idea it's my best idea yet no one wants to do it yeah so that's one of my ideas no one's yet to come up to me with a proposal but i do want to go in the ice cream cone business um another one uh i do the lag style a glove for eating popcorn so you don't get the butter on your hands he has the glove for eating ice cream but no my idea is actually good because the ice cream always drips all over your hand and then you have another ridge underneath that catches the drippage it's of cone. Especially a bigger cone. It's a two ridged cone.

Yeah, it's a two ridged cone. It's like a visor that goes and catches all the ice cream. Yeah, I think they have that but not made out of cone. Not that, but it's paper. I think I might have seen

the paper one something that sort of looks like the thing they put on the dog's neck. Yeah, exactly. You don't want the paper thing. You want it made out of cone. You want the cone cone. If anyone wants to come to me a prototype let's go into business if any of our essentially the boys guys listeners work in the ice cream cone

well it would be a cone it would just be like a exactly like a dog cone and then you just slide it and it tapers right because the ice cream cone tapers so eventually it would just lodge and then there you have it that's what i'm saying yeah so anyways that girl maybe the question is it's too much of a mess to eat at that point well there's there's that's it's preventing the mess you don't fucking throw shade on my idea it's the literal the opposite of what that is yeah but what happens once you get because it's collecting though and then how do you eat out of the the ice after your ice cream's all gone oh so you're saying it'll be at the very bottom no it'll be near the top like like a centimeter down. Two of your

D's. I just eat my ice cream fast enough. You've never seen a drip? Well, yeah, you don't have drip like me. No, I just take a temperature and I go, it's kind of hot outside, kind of humid. I have eight seconds to eat this before. So, but that's, you know,

those are the ideas that I'm coming up with. Option two, I use my pretty privilege to make strangers buy me things and no one says no to me. So it's, this girl's got a new side hustle. Ladies, if you're looking for a side hustle, have you considered begging for stuff on the streets? Flirting with random men? In order to get them Making a man think

That you might have sex with them If you can And then convince him To buy you an iPhone cover She's telling this She's writing this thing And you go Just tell me your OnlyFans thing

What's your OnlyFans What's your OnlyFans Alright 20 something Layla Lazell Regularly shares her success stories On the platform Posting videos of herself Appro success stories on the platform posting videos

of herself approaching men on the street and requesting designer bags perfume and even an iPhone you gotta be

some type of chump to be doing that I need a new iPhone buddy I'll tell you what the real chump thing is I don't know

the type of guy she's getting but she's getting these chumps they're buying her stuff can you imagine being like the chump of the millennium some girl friggin comes up to you is just like oh excuse me oh how are you doing

oh you might buy me a life and you go and then you buy it afterwards she goes all right see you later do you want can i have your number no you feel like the chump of the year right yeah you're just like i'm a fucking moron and then next day it's going viral on tiktok you buy into that shit you got to do with that that meme or whatever I think I've said it before it was so funny

some guy was trying to buy a baseball card and the guy's like they're negotiating online the guy goes you take like he's asking like a thousand the guy's like

you take 50 bucks for it the guy's like yeah yeah sure come meet me at this place and then the guy texts him he's like is this the right place I'm outside of a comedy club

and the guy goes yeah go up on stage And tell your jokes To somebody else So you do Can you buy me an iPhone Yeah yeah Just meet me over here

I was waiting for you She goes At the comedy club You go Yeah go up on stage Here's the question After the guys Buy her the iPhone

Or the Chanel purse Or all the things Yeah Does she say God bless you sir What's the greatest nation In the world Donations

God bless you sir God bless you sir Oh God bless you sir God bless you sir She should at least Have to say God bless you sir After her begging

So she's sort of Like a high end beggar There's more to this Cause one I don't even know How much I believe this But You think it might be some fakes?

No, guys are suckers. Guys are suckers, but what is she offering? Even the suckers are suckers. She's offering basically the promise of potential poontang in the future, obviously. But do you even get a date? I feel like you have to at least get a date first and then bag second. Apparently not. At least a guarantee or just Just like making of a date

You don't even have to Let's just sign this contract That'll allow me one sex session You're saying Yeah she doesn't She'll be like Hey you wanna go on a date And you'll be like

Yeah I'll bring you a bag When we like meet at the restaurant Well Daniel A kiss is not a contract Though it's very nice It's very very nice So She's

She's been making a career out of this Yeah Begging It's a It's begging New hot So She's She's been making a career out of this Yeah Begging It's a It's begging New hot Technique I will show you

For ten dollars a month I will show you How to beg for change Is this closer to being a con man? And then you show five other people To beg for change Ten percent Funnels up to you

Doesn't sound too bad Is this closer to being a con man? No it's closer to being a beggar You think so? I think But she's picking marks out con man? No it's closer to being a beggar You think so? I think But she's picking marks out though Right? Cause she's approaching them

She's not like sitting there with a cup And everybody's walking by her Well that's Beggars pick Probably ask different people That's true They see a guy not flying in the wind They know they got a mark

Yeah yeah that's true She's just operating on She's begging on a higher scale right? Yeah She's like a Like the high class prostitutes you know what i mean like i only do one guy a night and it's five thousand dollars basically yeah good for them yeah basically one above ceo well obviously to me the funny thing about it's

funny that she goes london-based looker has scored mark jacobs purse chanel fragrance coffee food mocktails skincare mocktails, skin care. Mocktails? Yeah, I don't know if that's a typo or what's a mocktail? It's a cocktail with no alcohol in it. So she got a free mocktail? She got a juice. It's just a juice.

Ooh la la. Someone's eating tonight. She got free juice. Like a Diet Coke. That's a mocktail. I's what I'm talking about. I used Charm, Charisma, and Riz to persuade guys to buy me things. Yeah, obviously you're using the fact that they might bone you. Yeah.

But to me, the good thing is she's telling other girls to do this, and it's like, you better be super hot. It's like the other girl being like, that does seem like a good idea. Hey, want to buy me some Popeye's chicken? Obviously, if you're not hot, you got to start a little lower, right? Yeah.

So you go, well, the Chanel purse didn't work. It's like, okay, well, I asked a guy to buy me a Chanel purse. That didn't work. I went down. I go, how about an iPhone? Nothing on that. How about a Blackberry? All right, still fucking shooting blanks over here.

Asked a guy to buy me a juice. No on the juice, huh? Can I have change? Change. Excuse me, sir. Can I just have some money? My kids are starving to death. You find yourself, you watch this one TikTok video,

you're a girl that's not hot, and you're just like, I could be a beggar. Cut to four years later, you're just walking onto the subway my name is Suzanne Johnson I have 19 kids I am a veteran I'm a veteran and I just need

they used to have better the old scams was I need money to get I'm trapped in New York I need a bus ticket to get back yeah they don't do that one actually someone hit me with that someone did hit me with that recently you got hit with it I need a bus ticket to get back. Yeah. Yeah, they don't do that one. Actually, someone hit me with that one. Oh, God bless you, sir. Someone did hit me with that recently. You got hit with it? With the bus ticket, yeah. So it's still, it's a goldie

but a goodie. Yeah. No, here in New York they're just more aggressive. They're just like, give me some money! Okay. Very forward. This one says, I haven't found anyone to say no to me yet, but if you don't ask you don't get um that's a lie but that can't be true that you're not batting a thousand do you see well just walking up to random people definitely well on the topic of the gen zers this other girl she's

got a she's got a bit of a accidentally four boys yeah move she goes This Gen Zer says She'll only have a baby If her partner pays 315k a year And she has this She has this big contract She's looking for Yeah

She's done the math 23 year old influencer Says she won't sacrifice Her body for a baby Unless she gets 350k annually For therapy A personal trainer

Baby needs And she's given A birthday present And a mommy makeover so if you were a guy dating a girl wasn't that interested in kids you're literally just like still working on that 315 yeah definitely oh yeah no i want to have the kid i'd love to but you are deserve everything that you want This chick would be a fun one. And honestly, I asked my boss at the plant. Yeah, I guess we're just going to have to keep you on the pill.

I can't afford to get you pregnant. And you obviously don't want to be pregnant. And believe you me, I would love that. I went up to my foreman and I said, I'm going to need $315 extra K. And he said, it's coming. It is coming. He goes, yeah, I just just gotta do a little extra overtime but you know they're just the plants falling on hard times the 315k is on its way do not you worry so we'll just keep banging with the bill for the meantime

i'd never put my body through having a kid for free beside the 315 she has some other non-negotiables that include a housekeeper for the first six months after the baby is born. This is just like a She's like Shohei Otani. Sort of like a 20-year-old guy just being like, my need. My wine. 10 out of 10.

Weights on me hand and foot. Zero body count. Yeah, exactly. She's like, well, this is what I need. She's always looking hot. Dinner, every meal is prepared for me and i won't settle for anything last so insane because this is like if this is actually you and she's pretty hot but i would definitely just keep this to yourself there's i just don't like unless you think you're gonna find your i think she's well it wasn't working right so i think she's now has to she has to cast

a little bit of a wider net right did you see Will Smith has a new girlfriend yeah he looks exactly like Jada Pinkett Smith he's a damaged good man I was fucking dying

he has a new bald girlfriend looks exactly like her well he's proving that he's not gay I guess by dating a bald chick no I want to do a sketch about this but i'll tell

you uh we're just maybe like a news story but this is my theory so people are saying will smith's gay right and this is uh his rebuttal to that is he's saying well if you think about it when a girl has is bald you can see her skull scalp so you're actually seeing five percent more women whereas when you're dating a girl with hair you're being deprived of seeing the full woman head to toe whereas Will Smith with guys more hair the better because I'm seeing less dude

that's how straight he is that is pretty straight you're saying you want to cover up more of the woman's skin? A little gay of me if you ask me you want her to wear a friggin' Eskimo suit? Gay. Interesting. Will Smith, like,

Big Willie style, likes to see every part of the woman. Likes his chicks to look like Kojak. Hey, I don't know what to tell you, man. I like a naked woman. That includes no hair cover and not the skin either. That's a good point. What do you want? Your girl covered in hair? A burqa, ideally. So, either. That's a good point. What do you want? Your girl covered in hair?

Burka, ideally. So Danny, he likes a bald woman. What do you, you like a hairy woman, I guess? Yes. That's the alternative.

From the head area. Sure. The alternative is you like a hairy woman. Do you think this chick's met Jada Pinkett Smith? Because they have some weird relationship where probably Jada

sees this photo and she goes, I'd love to meet her. She probably would do that, yeah. She's like, oh, I'd love to meet her. And probably would do that. Yeah. You know, she's like, oh, I'd love to meet her. And then she probably makes her

like her best friend and then has her breakup with Will. And then she goes, we're such good friends. Will, do you think you were actually going to win this one?

Yeah. Me and your new girlfriend just had a threesome with Jaden's friend again. That's how much of a happy family we are. By the way, if you want to call in

to Red Diaries or whatever, I'm going to be doing a four hour long-long presentation about all the positions we did. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, I'm sorry. You thought that was just going to be a win for Will? Poor guy. Listen, Will, you're a fucking L factory, and don't forget that.

You're never going to win. You never will win. How could Will Smith be an L factory? What happened? A woman. Yeah, that's a good point. Jada Pinkett, bitch. that you're never gonna win you never will win how could will smith be an elf factory what happened a woman i got the good point jada pinkett all that bitch i don't know there's one quick thing but holy well actually there's two different two different parts but um uh on the topic of uh religion a pastor turned to OnlyFans. A former model turned pastor in Brazil

is going back to her scantily clad roots, but she said she now feels closer to God than ever. Yeah. OnlyFans pastor, ladies and gentlemen. So you basically get a confession and tug is what happens there. That's so funny. You go to that confessional booth

it's a lot of racket going on in there christians are just getting beat down man you know what i was thinking though because you know andrew tate always says that like muslims the only real religion because it's the one you can't talk shit about and people are afraid of yeah but you also have to say the countries that has more muslim people um then douglas murray does it non-stop but well that's what i'm saying the people that the places that you are really can't talk about muslim people the most they don't have free speech right and then the places like the western world the western world is just like creams over minorities right so if they that's because western world creams over minorities so much but really like if the muslims was the main religion here unless america like completely changed into

a they changed all the laws and everything i'd be talking shit about it just the same amount i am now yeah well the problem for you or more there's a lot of people who are listening to this right now they're like yeah and it's gonna be i guess you're right but they have to literally change the constitution so that would just be like a war yeah at that point yeah and it is possible but like people say that oh you can talk shit about more about Christians. But it's like, yeah, in the Western world where you're allowed to say your opinion. Yeah, you can talk shit about anybody here. And the reason, and then they go, well, you can talk less shit about Muslims here.

And it was like, well, yeah, but that's because they're just getting creamed over because they're minorities. It's not because their religion is more respected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. But yeah, and I'm sure majority Middle Eastern countries, you do know, could be talking shit. But also, why would you? Like, people just love other people's cultures.

Yeah, that's true. Which is what it is. And we are a little more accepting over in the West of other people's things. Yeah, exactly, right? So, the pastor turned to OnlyFans is funny. And then, there's a late rabbi that sold his socks for 18K a day. Yeah, he's the guy who started 18 no 18k yeah he uh yeah on ebay yeah he died in the 70s or something he's like the guy who started the

satmar in brooklyn here they're like this still making money they're yeah they're the crazy sect of uh they're the ones who wear the wild hats you know they look like lamps well if you're interested in the socks good condition some stains you want them with stains though that's like if you wear if you buy like a mickey man old game used jersey you don't want this thing to look like it just came out of the washing machine that's true you're right it all stained up did you see trump is he selling um he's doing an nft drop that he announced yesterday and there's feel like nft drops they're sort of passe a little bit yeah but so he's doing 47 i mean the thing is that he just has so many people who are into his shit where he'll find someone but it's uh 47 of them which are a hundred dollars each so it's like

4700 for all of them i think it's just like campaign money raising or whatever yeah but then if you buy them all then you get uh the like and he has like all these like they're all mugshot cards i think they're all like mugshot of his mugshot and then if you buy them all so you drop 4700 bucks then you'll get one card and it's like a piece of the suit he wore when he took the mugshot it's like because like if people have no cards they have like they'll have like these game used jersey cards so it's like a mugshot-worn suit card, and it's a piece of the suit, and they cut it all up. Should we get a mugshot-worn suit? Well, we don't want to buy all of them.

You've got to spend five grand. No, we're not doing that. That's hilarious. And then you can win a trip to Mar-a-Lago and have dinner with them. Okay. Oh, you wouldn't win one? Yeah. I don't think it comes with it.

It can't be. Okay. Yeah, I don't think it comes with it. Can't be. Okay, and a cop was busted for beating up a sex shop clerk, and he was pissed that the clerk was encouraging his wife to get big dildos. Yeah, he goes, where are the micro D's? Go into the sex shop with your wife,

and then her cruising over into the fucking massive dog section. He's like, you said you just needed lube. Exactly. You could see why that would make someone in the cop. So the sheriff's commander, David DeWitt, took his wife shopping for a sex toy. According to the arrest, DeWitt grew enraged when the missus picked up a few items that were bigger than him. That's so funny. That's so funny.

Would you be pissed off if you went to the sex shop with your girl and she picked up a pen cap? Put that down. That fucking stinks. That's so funny. What did you think? I don't know. It would even be weirder, though, if she's like,

so you're just going to get the one-incher? And he goes, yeah, he has a rule. Nothing bigger than him. The clerk told DeWitt his wife didn't need fake penises that put him to shame. That's embarrassing to be saying that shit out loud. Are you trying to make me feel like not a man? Yeah. That's like what a crazy thing to do in public.

What a – and he's a cop too. It's also like stereotypical cop energy is what they would say they all have that like little dick energy that's what yeah that's what you would say and allegedly

raised his hand as if to backhand her the clerk says he stepped in between them at one point and asked him to leave the store she can stay but he barked back

fuck you I'm a cop. So this is almost like a sketch. Yeah, this is insane. Going to the sex shop with your wife can definitely have bad ramifications if you end up that. I mean, I think you... Excuse me, where are the big black ones? The Punisher section?

Honey, why are you wandering into the Punisher section? Yeah, you think you would have some sort of conversation before you went about oh can we get the shack model here although some people said shack wasn't packing there's girls that go up and they say they smash shack and they weren't happy with the piece really oh it could have been if it's an eight inch or it looks small that's what i'm saying you think regardless just based on that frame size i don't know that's not going on there people say yeah people have been saying. People have been saying. I feel like that's just like a thing that girls all do, though. When they're trying to hit a basketball player, they'll just be like, he has a small rod.

Yeah. You can hit an athlete pretty hard on that, right? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. The clerk, the violence allegedly broke out when DeWitt and his wife were checking out. So we don't know what she was checking out at this point. I guess she was checking out like something, tiny little vibrator, you know what I mean?

And the same clerk asked if they wanted to buy any batteries for their new device. That's when DeWitt allegedly said, what the fuck did you say to me, fat boy? What? Just because he wanted, as if he wanted batteries? He doesn't want to be put to shame. I go all night, dude.

I don't need no fucking batteries. He did not want to be put to shame. So this guy was I don't need no fucking batteries He did not want to be put to shame So this guy was not happy with his wife This is real Jersey Shore type energy The clerk said he told DeWitt to get out of his face And that's when DeWitt jumped behind the counter And repeatedly punched him in the face And the ribs

Tossed a bunch of merchandise around the store So he had a real temper tantrum Throwing dildos everywhere I mean the move is you grab the biggest dildo possible And then you start beating the guy with the dildo It has to be You have to be with the dildos everywhere. I mean, the move is you grab the biggest dildo possible and then you start beating the guy with the dildo. It has to be. You have to be with

the dildo. And then left in a convertible Bentley. Bentley? This is TMZ too, so it actually happened. Not that TMZ's always right, but it wasn't

just out of nowhere. It was like reporters saw it or I don't know how they get their information. That's wild. TMZ is at least usually somewhat

accurate. Yeah, I think they're actually fairly reliable. I'll tell you what, they're not just completely made up out know how they get their information that's wild cmz is least usually somewhat accurate yeah i think they're actually fairly reliable i'll tell you what they're not just completely made up no no they're not i mean i don't know calling him fat boy is so funny but fuck uh little nasax is also in his christian era speaking of and uh yeah he just likes fucking... Causing trouble, yeah. They fall for it every time. Yeah, they fall for it every time

getting people worked up. The right-wing section of the internet, maybe not right-wing, the conservative section of the internet has really started to fall for their old ways of going back to being clutching pearls, you know? Even like Libs of TikTok, they're posting like,

can you believe in this video game you can yeah i know there's like some hamas video game you go can you believe it and they're just kind of like we need to shut down the video games video games are causing people to be violent and all those same old tricks and it was just like well i mean we've said that for a while it eventually just goes back to you go back you find you it's everything regresses to the mean well it's the people that have a propensity to be hall monitors will find a political movement to be hall monitors the problem with the one the last six years was it was promoted by every big institution so that's what made it worse that was gasoline on the fire yeah but people all there's probably 20% of people, dangerous people, that have a propensity

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