The Boyscast with Ryan Long - America Bans Fat Immigrants Jimmy Kimmels Wife Vs Her Maga Family The Truth W Kurt Metzger

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Stand up Comedian Kurt Metzger joins the boys to discuss Jimmy Kimmel, Immigration requirements banning fat people, and dating like a lesbian in NYC. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off. Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit. RYAN ON TOUR:  Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST

As of now, the boys are in New Orleans at Skankfest, drunk out of her mind, on a parade. I'm on a parade. I don't know. Danny's eating badeas. He's got his mouth. Tromp it up my ass. I don't know what that should do with New Orleans. We brought the boys an episode with Kurt Messker, one of the most requested guests on any podcast right now.

The Man, the Legend. And we have an extra episode with me and Danny. Always, as always, every week, Patreon.com slash the boy. cast, let's go. The boys cast with the AI king in his Vegas. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Kurt Metzker. He brought claws because it is the law pipe. It's not court cop.

In New York, you date like a lesbian, immediately move in. That is the move. New York teaches women to date like gay men and men to date like lesbians. Which rappers are gay? You can't think of it as gay. That's what you're wrong. Okay. Okay, we're talking in the class.

It's a paradigm shift where a dicks in your mouth, but there's nothing gay about it. I'm going to tell you what Charlie Sheen said to Corey Hame before he busted out that Crisco. It's been going on for centuries. It's just what high class men of wealth and taste do. There's a certain level that you get in the entertainment industry. Have you heard of ancient Greece? I went to a fancy school where I know the ways of Greece to become... Even Charlie Sheen's walking back to gay stuff.

Charlie Sheen was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, when I said I was doing gay stuff. Okay, did you see the Charlie Sheen? Yeah, of course. He's like, I wasn't like him. But says. He did walk it back. He did walk and goes, I ain't know about him. No, number one, let me tell you, the first fucking bullshit.

It was like the Charlie Sheen limited hangout on the depravity. He released a service. a certain amount of storyteller depravity that he did to like keep it cool with him because you gotta admit some of it yeah yeah he was kind of rock star

and he did gay stuff but that's good he's got AIDS from you know he has HIV you don't just fucking like he didn't get heroin AIDS dude he got fucking he's like I specifically he said he was doing crack not heroin he wasn't doing intravenous

the amount of fucking fucking you got to do oh yeah to get and I don't even mean I mean it's not even just some gay shit like dude the Atlanta the age rate in Atlanta is

or HIV is I think it was like double the normal rate dude you gotta fucking right right now right now because that makes sense for why you see all those like HIV ads during like NBA games then hmm fucking Monday night football

are you joking no are you sure it's not just your personal algorithm yeah yeah yeah no dude go watch Monday night football on it's all what HIV dude you watch like Monday night football

I know And there's ads for HIV medication. And you're like, this doesn't track that the audience. It does track perfectly. You know, you know what I mean? That like this matches up. It actually completely matches up. Well, not for the audience, but like the players for sure.

Yeah. Well, it's Atlanta. They said that's what they got a little more pride over there, according to the Great Drizzy. See, that's the thing. They gave straight some horseshit terms that are made up. Yeah, I'm looking at it in a 2025 paradigm where it grew up in the 90s. It's not like that. They think they're, this is ancient Rome.

This is high. class stuff. When you get to a certain level, yes, do you have, do I have a couple boys? We're talking about 90s, like, elementary school children. You look at a dick, you're gay. Exactly. Where Kurt's saying, no, yes, I had, do I have some boys in my pool right now? Oh, there's nuance to this.

He goes, no, there's no nuance here. Well, not to me. There's not. I believe in, uh, protests. Yeah, I believe in using conversion barrels on children. I think I've said that to you. You barrel a boy up. What's a conversion barrel?

Let him pickle a spell. Well, you know, I know, uh, is that are they un-gay people? Yeah, you ever see a Cracker Barrel sign? Yeah, yeah. So the guy, Jared from Cracker Barrel, next to him is a barrel. And I assume, because they took him down and the barrel when they came for him. Oh, the barrel didn't stay, yeah. So I assume his fat queer son he had stuffed in the barrel.

Like his Josh Gad-like Broadway-esque kind of Jewish son, which is weird because, you know, Jared from Cracker Barrel is like, it's like Woody Allen and Rowan Farrell kind of shit. Is there any mascots not named Jared? No, God took a... Burger King. Actually, the King for Burger King's name is. is Jared. No, it isn't. It is. Really? No. Okay. You got my hopes up that a king. You'd be a king and be named Jared?

He said he would return, but he hasn't come yet. Anyway, I imagine that hick on the cracker barrel sign. The honky on the cracker barrel sign. Yeah. I assume his fat gay son came up to him and said, Dad, I'm gay. And he goes, all right, boy, into the barrel. And he just got to a whittle in, like, and then do people come in?

Probably seal that thing, too. Well, how he talks. Oh, yes, it does sound like little girls in that barrel, don't it? Don't it? Don't worry, it's going to stop one way or another. A girl went in, a man comes out. Little girl. Now, don't think you can put two boys in a barrel and save a buck or two, Ryan.

One boy per barrel. Yeah. Sounds like somebody's made that mistake before. I bring it up in Texas to people. They act like they never heard of that. These fucking hicks. Yo, I bring up these hicks, they act all in bears. You know about a conversion barrel, motherfucker.

Who went in the brine? There's an epidemic of people's wives doing podcast tours, getting really involved from Zulron. Jimmy Kimmel's where it started this week. She's not happy because her family likes Trump, and then her family's been voting for Trump. But I'll read you what she says. I feel like I'm kind of in a constant conflict and I'm angry all the time, which isn't healthy. She continued. Yeah.

Well, it's everyone else's fault, I'm sure. I've sent many emails to family, like right before the election, saying, I'm begging you. Here's 10 reasons not to vote for this guy. I'm going to stop right there. Can you imagine a relative emailing you about who to vote for? And I'd be like, first of all, flattered that you think that I vote like that, I guess, like, you know, but also insulted that you would think I would vote. They think they have, like, a celebrity endorsement, like, that kind of cachet. Like, remember, like, I saw some celebrity who was like, I'm not going to talk about this anymore because obviously, like, nobody gives a shit who's

celebrities vote for because they really did feel 20 years ago you go yeah we tell people who go okay the people i believe this one of the people that you see having to go and and you get to vote for blah blah and they at the last minute they have to do a desperate thing for like windy president will you windy williams remember all the dipshit actors right of course and so i always pay attention to where like they diverge on you know because they'll be like like wokeie woke died october 7th and and where that verges then it'll be like Palestine or it'll be like I don't know what's left now but there are most of them are like slaves that are owned by somebody like either an interest or a richer person and I think very literally by

the way I think like in the Kathy O'Brien sense like like Robert Byrd used to brag that he owned Larry Bird he was like a joke who's Robert Byrd? Senator Robert Burr says he owned Larry Bird Larry Legend used to brag to his fucking MK slaves that he like was one of his funny jokes You know, Larry Bird, I own them. My name's Robert Bernardina. You know, like you. And I believe that story 100 fucking percent. And so once you understand this about the stars and you see them flip-flop back and forth to weird.

None of them talk about Tibet no more. Remember that was when... Climate change, really? Well, that turned out to not be a thing. Yeah. I mean, look, look, it's like literally not. And I mean, a court, Bill Gates pulled out of it. Just like he did the vaccine after he made his nut on it.

I don't know. He's like, yeah, well, it's not to crap. prices everybody we just played on jimmy show what was the thing he played on jimmy show bill gait's backing out of climate bullshit oh what's his new thing does he have it yet uh new vaccines mosquito vaccines

gavvy gavvy vaccines it was a fucking anyway the ice the polar ice caps are growing back the fucking coral reefs came back that's NASA oh there's more there's more green uh like what do you call vegetation than ever

in the history of man can I on the point yeah sick i don't know verth what's gretta do now though i guess she just she runs she i'll tell you what the fuck she does she gets an exasal exact replica of the he man from uh saturday morning haircut have you seen it yeah yeah pounded out on an anvil to exact specifications okay and then she gets on a flotilla runs the blockade of gaza twice the first time they caught her before she could detonate she was putting solar panels on the iron dome immediately but she was she was detonating a how dare you bomb in the iron dome

and they caught her thank God and they made her watch Shindler's list probably 50 times then director Scott guess what they let her out she's back on the streets doing the same thing yeah running the blockade of God to bring for and and so I mean it's a good pivot because you know Israel's vicious enough to blow up that little Kremlin I mean can imagine it must be

I was rooting for it I go fuck look I was literally like Israel grow a set right now. This is embarrassing. They don't need to grow up. They don't need to grow a set. They got balls to rape every male prisoner. So don't worry about that. They got,

they don't have the balls to blow up fucking Greta. Because here's why. Like me who thinks they're up to a crime, you know, again, I learned about this from Jews. I wouldn't ever listen to a dirty Arab. I'm a good person. Jews told me what's going on.

Go look up, read Max Blumenthal and fucking, didn't, anyway, if they blew her up, it's like, I don't like her. So it's like such a great, oh, you fucked up Israel because she's some precious thing to some people. And I didn't like her. I'm glad you did it because now you look even fucking worse. And they, so the woman that exposed those prison rapes that all the IDF were doing to young male prisoners, that bitch got thrown in prison for that. You tried to kill herself too.

Well, it's only right after how she embarrassed the, the emo land. The Ema Land Wait, what is it, Ema and what? What's the dad version? Abba, I think. The Abba Land. Oh, Abba Land's more Nazi-esque. But it's, if you want to be accurate to Jews, I would say the Ema land.

That's where a lot of the psycho shit comes from Ema. Let's face that fact. Anyway, the point is this. Jimmy Kimmel is not Jewish. He's Italian, but his name's Kimmel. But I thought Kimmel, am I weird that I remember this? Like, I thought on a Dradle, one of the symbols. Gimel.

Is Kimmel. Gimel. Oh, it's Gimel. It's Gimel. It's not Jimmy Gimel. Which is one of my favorite most stereotypical things Jews do is on Hanukkah is we gamble for pennies. Yeah. And literally, like, you'll have one kid go home just flat broke.

Like, because there's a loser in it. Like one of the people, when you do the dreidel, like one of the size of it is you lose everything. So that's amazing. So it's not. So you have one kid going home like six years old, just tears, because he just got. Rinsed on Hanukkah gambling By your dad's buddy Yeah

So when I was a little kid And you have like a weighted fucking You just pull out You have like weighted dice and big As you have a weighted fucking thing Yeah I had no idea You know it always falls on like the double side So I have a real question

I had no idea so I was a little kid So half my block in Jersey And Tom's River Like when I'd be second third grade Half the block was like Christian and half was Jewish kids Okay So we'd all hang out

And then, you know, they'd have their hon. You know, you get like that gelt and all that day. Yeah, yeah. But I didn't know there was actual, and they didn't do this. None of these kids that were Jewish did this. They didn't gamble with their draodles. I thought it was like a top. But I was never there for a game of dradles.

So I had actually- It's high-class dice. Dude, it's literally where the equivalent of the dudes in Harlem on a fucking just corner just like throwing this. Yeah, but I had no clue. And I'm acquainted with draodles from having, you know what I mean? Sure. And I had no idea that you got,

oh, you guys are money gambling on your. We are literally, dude, honestly, like, I look back and I go, that is so crazy. Like, I literally remember when I was a kid sitting on my kitchen table with my, like, cousins, and we would all have piles of pennies in front of us, and you're like, you ante. And then- Is that classically how it's played, or did you guys, were like, let's really Jew it up? No, I, as far as I know, those are the rules. It's not chocolate?

Are those for chocolate? No, no, no. So they do the chocolate, but then the, and you, I guess you could gamble for chocolates, but, and, you know, This is probably in the early... That's what I thought it was. This was like the early 90s. Like chocolate, they do like... It's when gangster Judaism came into style.

Yeah, well it was like gold. You know, you have like the gelt or whatever, which was like the gold coins and the chocolate, which I always thought was so funny that like Jews eating money for a holiday. But I didn't ever thought of it and said it, but holy shit, dude. Literally Jews eating money for a holiday. It's like probably not. It's probably to teach you like the difference between real gold and fake gold or something.

Yeah. To teach a boy to be a gold lender. but just like piles of pennies. We all sit there and have piles of pennies. And we might as well be playing craps. Yeah, no, it sounds like that, like, you know, like Keith Robinson shooting dice in the back of the comedy. Essentially it is that. Yeah.

And like one kid would go home just broke, just in tears. Lost this fucking pile of pennies. Well, you should have been, shouldn't be a smart of gambler. Hey, man, chance. You need to run your own casino. They like teaching old Jewish children. about chance and probabilities very early on. You've got to look at the statistics.

He studied game theory. Do you remember a beautiful mind? Yeah. I love that. I think that movie is, by the way, almost completely wrong. And also the part where he was schizophrenic and didn't work for the CIA.

No, he's schizophrenic. And yes, he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But his fucking beautiful mind theory was we should hit on the least hot chick because there's two chicks in the last hot. I know, okay, wait. Yes, okay, of course.

No, no, you're not wrong Of course it does But this guy's got a Nobel Prize There's some shit we all fucking knew By the way, that check he was with Like his wife, he beat the shit over He was gay the whole time by the way And then like

They're always gay, they made it like They're going to get his award together Like they've been He was like a huge piece of shit Anyway, just was like That's his beautiful mind Came up with like Yo, go for the last hot check

They use a guaranteed thing That is Nobel Prize wearing Yeah, I mean at 2 a. That's a beautiful mind. Beautiful mind right there. You're your fucking genius? I mean, obviously, I have got many awards, but, you know, I should have that one too at 2 a.m. We all should get that Nobel Prize.

There's a substantial money amount involved. The Nobel Prize? Yeah, you get a little cash settlement. You know, cash settlement. How much you get? I would guess a couple hundred grand. A couple hundred grand. For Nobel Prize?

Not bad. Yeah. I don't think it's like millions. I wonder, I imagine. No, it is not millions. No, it's not millions. But you do get to. But you probably get, uh,

like funding for all your research for like the rest of your life. No, you think that? It's like the, it's called the curse of the Nobel Prize. You know, it's like the Oscars. Like, you get an Oscar and you never work again. No, I think Nobel Prize, you get a Nobel Prize. That's, fucking nerds love that shit.

Oh. You get to. It's like a million. Oh, okay. A million? A million bucks for a Nobel Prize. Oh, God damn. Okay.

11 million Swedish Kroner. Okay. There you go. I stand corrected. Kroners, they're called. Kroners, yeah. that was well Jimmy Kimmel was my first wife those out of control can I see what she looks like we have a let's let's bring her up on this just looks like a wife

I look up on my phone blonde blonde blonde wife like she honestly looks exactly she looks like what you'd picture Jimmy Kimmel's wife to look like his first wife she kind of looks like Aunt Colter a little bit and Cole her has held up amazing remarkable she got in some of that she's looking okay yeah she found that Adrena chrome sash somewhere for sure. Dude, okay, when I wish she used to come on race wars, she was like, it was remarkable. Yeah. And now I'm like, what the fuck?

You look the same. You know, there is a switch, though, because I think one of her secrets is staying skinny. Yeah. And then there's a switch for ladies where maybe 72, where staying skinny isn't the move. Right. You know what I mean? What you lose is your face, because it's like the face fat. Yeah, there is an age where...

You go to making Kelly Ozzympic Gauchwitz look. Yeah. There's a, there is a very distinct switch where the skinny starts to look skeletor. I'll read her last quote. To me, voting for Trump and not voting for my husband is tearing up our family, revealing that she said, I've lost relationships with people and my family because of it. And the interesting part of this one, before I move on to my next woman wife. Oh, yeah, she looks wife like.

She looks like, exactly. Blonde and wife-like. Yeah. We'll put her up. toss her up. But there is a theory that a lot of... You do it. A lot of women, when they come...

Because you think about it, Jimmy Kimmel, there was sort of a switch, and you could probably trace that back to him being with the wife, where he's coming back, and he's like, you know, you gave him hell today sort of thing. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

I don't understand that. Okay, so if you think right now, there's a switch from Jimmy Kimmel going to funny to, like, very political, a whole thing's Trump. What's sweet... Jimmy Kimmel, I want to point out, was always...

Sports guy. he was never a comedian or really funny but he was funny he was funny sports guy yeah man show you don't remember man show i thought the man show was so fucking hacky dude of a show and i didn't i used to call it the white man show because it was like that weird yucky oig oig oi go like what what do you that's a funny segments on the streets and stuff but what they do like a they open up with a freemason ritual for and uh and it but that fucking thing i don't know they got the fess is on that's like shriner shit you know yeah shrine or show yeah they're with the shiner's on At the beginning?

Yeah, at the beginning. Then the girls jumping on trampolines, back then, okay? Even back then, I would say, I'm just going to get some real porn if I want to, you know what I mean? Like, just an ending of them jumping on tramping. It's for a beer drinking dad. He's sitting there with his life. Exactly. Yeah, I hate that.

It's like the classic, I mean, this is a joke a lot of people have, but remember when man caves came out and you're like, what the fuck you? And you're like, oh, I have a reservation in my house. It's kind of a bitch. Yeah, it's kind of a bitch move to be the man cave guy. Of course it is. I have my own place where no one can go. Are you joking? It's the same as...

That being said, living in New York, you actually man-cape would be sort of nice. No, you talk all the shit you want. I'm a big man-kick guy. You're the CEO of Coca-Cola if you have a man-caven guy. You can't afford that here. I mean, and you know-work-no. There's lesbian rules.

You live like a desperate city lesbian as a man here. That's accurate. My point is that you're making the point that Jimmy Kimmel was... it's overblown that he was good. There's always a construct of horseshit to me. He didn't disappoint me or something. Disappointing, sure.

Regardless of that, there was a switch that people make, him being one of them, where their entire life becomes consumed by Donald Trump. And what I'm positing is that there's a correlation to a woman also being in their life. A lot of these people, you can trace it back to,

they started dating a woman that they're impressing. He's coming home every night and he's just like, you fucking gave it to Trump. Like, she... So I, okay, he turned, he probably was turned before. Well, he did bury this one in 2013,

not long before Trump showed. This is the theory that I'm proposing a little bit. Wait, wait, but he was with Sarah, a silver person before that. You don't remember that? Yeah, silver person. She calls her Sarah Silver person. Do you know Sarah?

He was with Sarah back then, remember? And they had the whole, I'm fucking mad dammit. I never understood it was. They probably both were. Anyway. So she's like from, okay, try to imagine living in the mind of this, of Vermont, Vermont style, okay, fucking secular liberal Zionist chick, the kind of like demented.

Like, you ever see her talk to Bill Burr and be like, Buh, to Buh, Buh, you were saying to Bill Bur? You were saying to B Burr and go, and it was fun, Bill was funny because she goes, now you don't really think that. She does this thing where it's so condescending. Like, you don't really think that and blah, blah, you know? Yeah. And Bill's like, it's like, dope. Like, that's such like mind control Vermont style shit, you know, that a lot of liberal broads work before Jimmy got with this blonde. I think this blonde is submissive to his, his whims myself.

You think he turned her to Trump. But you've met people that a girl got involved. But, I mean, if you're, dude, if Trump, if Trump, if you're that dude if you're gone if there's a thing where you have family you can't talk to because of who's president you're fucking gone

dude like there's no nothing normal or good about that but there is somebody to be said about if the family if the politician has okay if I had if no matter what Danny's politics are if he had a beef with a politician

I'm like done with that politician yeah so there is a personal level where you go well not politics anymore you're still married? Or any friend. Would you not have that? Where you go,

my actual buddy or spouse has a beef with a politician. I go, I'm not on the, yeah, I'm taking my spouse. Do I know the politician personally? No. Well,

and how could that even? But a personal beef. Well, that's the situation here is Jimmy Kimmel has a personal beef with Trump. Yeah. What's his personal beef? Well,

Trump, you know, tweets about him all the time and stuff. They have a beef. Okay. They got an internet beef, for sure. I think Jimmy, uh,

not an IRA. I think, uh, Jimmy Kimmel right now should think, about how Trump did Operation Warms speed to get that great life-saving, arguably, well, you sound like her family now. Wait, hold on. Jimmy Kimmel, if you recall, the great Jimmy Kimmel said, if you didn't get vaccine

and your person that has to go to the hospital and they found out you didn't get vaccine and somebody else did and they need the hospital bed, which is weird because why would I need to go to the hospital if I got vaccinated? Doesn't it work? But he goes, you should let them die. So he's a real believer in a nice Fauci and COVID fucking vaccine in the booster to boot. Trump is Operation Warp Speed. Why don't Jimmy think back on how Trump saved all those lives by rushing a thing that should take about 10 years to make and even then probably won't be good that Jimmy Kimmel then pushed.

Jimmy Kimmel based on just the black face alone and the girls jump on a trampoline horse shit and him being a guy from where he's from. Around that fucking time period. He got hooked with somebody had something on him early. Okay, his best friend is a chef for Epstein Island. Somebody had something on him. Yeah. I didn't know that part. What?

Jimmy Kimmel's best friend is the chef for Epstein Island? I think I've heard that. I didn't know that. Pretty solid info. He's the one in the Netflix documentary. I want to say it's Maria Farmer, but he could be the other one. She goes, yeah. And his chef, I remember, I'd be, like, naked coming down.

Like, he was, like, really nice and didn't look at us too much. The chef who's Jimmy's friend? He was like a gentleman. But she's talking about being a 15 year old naked girl

and, you know, in a being, I don't know what the behind me and laws are, but, you know, that's implicating of that chef

that he was even there and keeping his trap shut. Yeah, yeah. Okay? And that's Jimmy Krimmel's best friend. There's no fucking way that Jimmy don't know

all kind of wacky shit. And also there is network television. So if you're Bill Cosby, let's say, Now, like, I'm sure you know a black guy thinks he's innocent, and it's because he was about to buy NBC, and that's why they did that to him, right? Okay. You've heard that from?

Okay. Well, yeah, sure, of course, they're going to pull the trigger because he wants to buy NBC, but he probably absolutely did that, too. They're just keeping it quiet until he does something like try to buy NBC. That's how it works. Once you get over a certain level, you're going to have to play ball. Dude, I mean, just personal experience, people will try a weird blackmail shit on you that, when you got like a few basic cable appearances. Okay?

Have you had any? Yeah. Byron Allen. They let that dude just buy the weather now, man. They let that guy just buy the weather now. Okay, I'm going to blay this out there, and I don't know if I should, but I'm going to. Oh, let's hear it. Let's hear the fucking Biden Allen too.

We love him here. We love Byron Allen. Of course. And you're very successful on a late-time spot. Byron Allen is the first, he's the first and the best AI, AGI. He's an AI. Go look at Byron Island. I saw him at the Jay's Dodgers.

He was sitting right behind the home plate. Byron Allen. He's got money. Okay. Riches man in show, Benaz. Yes, he's an AI. And look at his content. Look at over the years, the Byron Allen content.

You tell me that's not what the kids would call AI slop. Oh, that's, well, that's AI slop before AI. Right. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. The government's tech is always 30 to 60 years. So then why is the show come back? Someone just told a comic just told me that this is like, honestly, a little depressing about what's going on in comedy in LA,

but someone was like, his show is. was like all the ridge right now among LA comedians because it's back and they're like everybody wants to get on it. Oh, that's the hot ticket? That's like the hot show to get on right now. Wait, why is that depressing? I think you're telling me. Comics unleashed with Byron Allen? I would like to do it. Have you done it? You've never done it? No, but one of his writers

would always talk to me. I would love to see you on. He cues you up for some bit and then you just go on about esteem for fucking 10 minutes. No, you I wouldn't throw the show if you do a pre-approved he sets up like old morning radio style. Yeah. He sets up your jokes and leeches you up good and tight. Okay?

And I, uh, what an honor. What an honor from a great man and the great AI. I think it's open to all of us is what it sounds like. Uh, I gotta get my, I gotta get my people on the phone.

I think you gotta aim higher. You could probably get that spot on Byron. I hope so. I should hope so. I kind of want to do it just because I, dude, Byron Allen has been around long enough to like be corny and come back and go out. And by the weather network in between.

Yeah. Dude, you bought a house in Malibu for 140. million dollars. Okay. That's why I'll bet you people. So because back in the day, like, oh, Byron Allen. And now I never thought badly of Byron Allen ever, but I just be like, why is this guy always on late at night? And then when I got in a comedy years later, I think D.C. Benny told me how it works. Like he would buy, um, he would just show up and be like, hey, what's up, man? So he's got the footage of him saying what's up to some celebrity. And then, you know, and then he could just use content. He would AI it together himself.

Yeah, he would just like a clip. And he, He's doing the guy that's selling you his rap CD on the street. That is what the Hollywood version of... I think he's way above that. No, no, yes. It is at some level. That is the highest level of, you know,

putting someone, you know, putting the Times Square, Bill Burr is going to be here tonight and he's not. That is the highest level of that. Indeed. Yeah, so he did that. And so now the generation is nobody could, nobody's going to afford, can't afford no house or nothing or whatever. In New York, you come here to live like that.

You come, whenever I moved to New York, I came to live like a lesbian like we all did. Yeah. Like all men did, okay? And fuck chicks who live like gay men. That's why I came here. But there's a whole other country out there. They can't afford to do any of the, see, that fun life that I wanted to have, you only get to have it because we have a firm base of people that don't want that. But now, nobody can afford shit.

And even if you have insurance, you're fucking fuck now. So, yeah, they're going to really admire a guy to figure out a hustle like that. The kids will know more about how he did it than I do. I mean, it's the American dream. I like that theory, yeah. You're right. I mean, I think that's what it is, dude, because they think of all, like, the awful people that it's like, well, you always know, but he made him money, though. That was like a thing you always heard, right?

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Yeah, well, first of all, no fentanyl comes from Venezuela. None. So what's happening then? They want to overthrow Maduro because they're sitting on all that oil and they've been trying. So back when they put the fucking,

so remember when America blew up that pipeline, and then they put a fucking what do you call it you can't buy Russian oil the North Stream like the embargo then they put an embargo in Russian oil and then we started buying Russian oil anyway but just marked up two or three times

the normal price because Russia just sells it to China to India to us so somebody had I gotta figure out I don't remember off the time my head what was but some guy had to go down to Venezuela to go beg fucking Maduro for oil and we covered that story they barely even make

I was talking to actually a guy the other day who called it in my show from he's like from Venezuela and he lives in Miami and he was like he's like that country's so fuck they have so much oil and they're they did not maintain any of their infrastructure and now they couldn't yeah like obviously there's an element of that where there's an element of that's Miami so yeah like if you thought maybe uh I don't know uh American uh Zionists were a little bit unreasonable you ever meet a Miami fucking Cuban or Miami Venice remember how Cuba we We had to, well, you're from Canada.

Just dumb shit United States had to have a fucking. He's his carfice. Yeah, but you could go to Cuba and it wasn't illegal, right? For absolutely no reason here other than the mafia, what's in the godfather, the mafia wanted that and then they didn't get it. Okay. Cuba has, what do you call it? It was illegal to go to Cuba. And every time they, I think Obama lifted it, but somebody put it back.

Because, yeah, I always ask Americans and some people are like, yeah, I've been. and I don't really get out. You got to fly to Canada, then you fly to Cuba. No, I think you can go now, but you have to say, maybe you have to go on like a tour, like an organized group. You can't go there by yourself. There's some. That's their rule, not our rule.

No, I think it's the American rule how to get in. No, they'll take whoever. They're just like, we're the ones getting embargoed. We're the ones who are, they're the ones that say I have to take a specific tour? No, I think it's the American government says if you want to go to Cuba, you can go, but it has to be on like an organized tour. I could be wrong about this. But there is some way.

that Americans can go to Cuba now. And I think that's what Obama did, where he but their trade embargo is still full-back. It's like making weed legal or not legal. How ridiculous the fucking dicking around. Why do they have that embargo? The reason that Castro didn't fall... Oh, yeah. The reason Cassero didn't fall is because

I don't know if you know this. All these countries don't fucking like America. And much like Trump, who's a... What do they say? He's a fucking... Well, he's fell in... No conviction, but he's a... Or is he a felon? What's his deal? Yeah. He's an adjudicated rapist.

I guess so. Well, he's a felon on the... What's an adjudicated rapist? Well, no. So the rapist is civil. It was that E. Jean Carroll thing. But adjudicated doesn't mean... It's like how O.J. was a murderer, technically.

But legally, it just means... But what was the felon one? Ajudicator was all the New York stuff. Yeah. Here's what adjudicated means. The judge made a ruling on it. So it's literally... That was on the civilly.

He had to pay money. That was the real estate line. He had to pay some money civilly. They didn't say that he... They said that he, here's what he had money. Cibbilly rapist. No, is that he said that check is not his type and they were able to prove that back in the day,

a blonde was his type. That's hilarious. So nothing with rape. Nothing with rape. Yeah, because civil, they only have to prove 51% versus criminal where it's like, it would never have gone through unless it was set up, whatever.

You understand people were more on Trump's side after that shit than ever. Unless they lived in New York and they're Jimmy Kimmel's dumb shit wife. They were more on his side. So the same for Fidel Castro, the same for every other bad guy that they tell you is a bad guy. It's the same. Dude, Gaddafi, that's one of the biggest crimes ever committed was having him kill because that was the best country in Africa, the highest standard of living. And now they have, and then they have, that's Obama did it, slave markets after that.

Yeah. So, and all the ISIS fucking people and all boca, you know how much Islamo terror went up in Africa since Afriqom started helping to fight terror? Dude, it's insane the number It's like 30,000 percent It's something that you're like No, it's not No, you're being exactly

No, literally They didn't have Islamic terrorism Before we started helping them To fight it And now I just found out Boko Haram That's ours

So remember Michelle Bring back our girls Are we coni too? That's like all Dude, there's not a single fucking thing Like no There's not a single thing

That you've ever heard About the bad guy And whatever that was right ever. I'm not saying like it means there's no holoca, you know how people, we're the Holocaust didn't have. We know that happened, dude, because number one, as you have witness, I told you, Joe's witness, we're in the camps. Yeah. So you don't got to take a Jews word for it. There was other people there that saw the whole thing. But secondly, look at how vicious, and I encourage you to look at Israeli news sources, not American ones that are completely owned.

Jews don't run. By the Jehovah's? No, it's not even the. Jews it's one Jew Jew owns the media Jew not the Jews Larry Ellison oh yeah Allison he does now if he didn't six months ago no yeah no he owned I mean yeah and now I've been saying to people

like Israel like you if I have one tip it's like please try to be more pushy you're just not pushing hard enough on people you know try to deport some people for saying things you don't like have Michael Pay Michael Rapoport to go on and really never swallow any of his spit and all I'm learning from him is like, oh, he's not Irish.

I thought he's Irish. Because his fucking potato hairs. So, I forget what I'm fucking talking about. Who cares? He gives a shit. Wait, Jimmy Kimmel's wife. No, no, no, this is going to be the format. Tell his wife.

I wouldn't even fuck her now. I have a theory. We're going to flip in and out of it. And obviously when I say that Jimmy Kimmel is out here on his anti-Trump tie ride, and a lot of that is because his wife is bitching him around. There is a comedic element that I'm adding to my theory here. He's a slave to somebody, dude. I promise you, he's a slave of somebody.

I'll tell you my theory, which fits into... It's not the wife. And then Kirk can tell you what really happened. All right, let's hear the... And by the way, BBC, the guy just got fired too. I don't know if you saw that for editing the J6 speech differently. What? No.

So basically he said he was like, we're going to go down there and... Fight, fight, fight, fight. And then there was a big cut in between. There was 40 seconds or something in between. Well, there was an hour in between. An hour in between what he actually said. So the UK prosecuted it? He worked that people.

No, the BBC editor and the BBC basically stepped down because they like got popped, like, doing super deceptive editing about Trump. Can I just point something out? I mean, hey, that's great. After Jimmy Saville, none of them had to resign. After a longstanding, we already know all of their fucking people on TV back then. were complete and utter Jimmy Saville fucks. Yeah. Okay?

Tell the Jimmy Saville story. Nobody, wait, wait. Do you mind telling the Jimmy Saville story exactly? Like, just for people who don't know, a refresher. Nobody fucking knows. It's just, he was, he had a kid's show. He was like a known pedophile on the BBC. He was like, Mr. Dress-Up in Canada.

He was like basically Mr. Dress-Up in Canada. And he was just like raping kids. And they all do. He was like a Dick Clark for them. Okay. He was like a fucking bandstand kind of guy from the 60s. He was a DJ. He always starts out with a D.

DJ. Never trust a DJ. But even though you are dressed like a DJ right now. No. I'm a sitting

judge, sir. And I'm not wearing the robes of office, but I ask you respect the respect. My mistake. The next one is

so Zoron's wife is an artist and she's getting in, you know, the paintings are getting out there. There's one. Catherine Zeta, wait, who's Zoron? Mondami.

Whoa. Whoa. Big star right now It's a big star right now All the rage in the city Oh I should don't want to burke it to this show She's gonna be commanding Hunter Biden money For her right art shortly

Do you guys so I don't know is everybody in New York Well Russ, okay the guys from due dissidents The boys from due dissidents Russ and Keaton Credit to them for a fuck Because they were all like hopeful about Zubidoooo

Jibberish gibberish Kigababababee Star Wars Name fucking Jones Yeah And they were smart enough To pick up very quickly

One he's just some Soros Bobbate Two, he's AOC Remember AOC George Soros is paying for his Aeron The boy The Soros boy His son?

Pussy hound son Yes And you know what He's a barrel success story That has George George's son He barreled him up early The kids Crush his

Anthony Wiener's old fucking skush. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's definitely taking Wiener's sloppies. Soros boy. I mean, he's literally, he's married to... I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, if you saw that...

He loves Alan Dershowitz, but basically Alan Dershowitz. Yeah, well, he looks... Alan Dershowitz, wow, what else? What is this? Just careful? We all... Careful, guys, about what we're about to say? We all saw the princess...

He's going to sue us, so just... I was about to... I'm not disparaging the great... The Dersh? We all saw Princess Bride. We love when he brought Wesley back to life. We saw Princess Bride or not? The Princess Bride with Billy Crystal.

Yeah, Billy Crystal. Okay, so he brought... And the guy... He had an article... And Wallace Sean was campaigning for Zoron. The guy... Well, okay, I don't know if you know. First of all, are people like,

oh, dude, Roken said that. I could even tell if he was joking. I'm like, fucking with me. He's like, oh, that's good. Chase the billionaires out. I'm like... You understand these are the fucking financial Epstein billionaires. Some of them.

Some of them are. Okay, number two, those ones are smart enough to know that it's not shit. Did you watch, here's the only thing I care about is we're on. It's not that hard to move to Jersey. Did you watch the Democrat mayoral debate where the person, the journalist, asks a question, goes, when you get, if you get elected, will you go to Israel? Now, that's already on the insane to ask that. Yeah

That's already fucking insane Yeah They go down Each one I've already had three trips It's like I'm watching S&L And then they get the

Zorzorbillon fucking whatever Sorbillon's like They're not going The other ones are like that And they go And they go And he goes

They're this morning And he goes Well I mean I'm the mayor Of New York So I'll probably Just take care of New York And help And they go

And then Andrew Cuom And then Andrew Cuom was like Hey don't have Israel enough Dude have you not seen it Yeah of course That didn't work They basically were like Yeah

Zora This guy hates Jews And everyone was like That's what we were saying. So then not long after, he committed to all these bullshit George Soros initiatives that... Fighting anti-Semitism? Yeah.

I said he sent him a task force. No, it's pretty simple. It's like, we're going to stop right-wing anti-Semitism. We like left-wing anti-Semitism. Like, that's how he sees it. So he is literally just, you know... We like old school, 2020 ADL stopping Andy-Semitism.

Yeah, yeah. We don't like... Unite the right march. That's bad. Yeah, we like... Old school stopping Andy Semitism. the right marchion where a bunch of the bad Nazis went where to uh Ukraine oh they were they get it yeah where they get it they get us over there dude and so all the vice and all their

bullshit and at the time USAID was sponsoring this shit probably because these are all failing publications at the time they uh crazy taking tax money and funnel it through these crappy publications well you understand you're the propaganda here where you live is worse than in north Korea. It's fucking worse. You actually learn less from American cable news than a fucking North Korean here learns from a loudspeaker that tells them the leader is great. Because at least that one, they're just saying the leader's great and they're not misinforming them about, you know, America. They're actually right. You're saying it's that no information is better than wrong information. Is that kind of the point? Yeah, because goddamn. And the amount of people that think they

have information. You know, friends of mine that work in, like, media and shit, you know, they know all kinds

of fucked up shit. Exposed some of it. Um, want to keep their jobs, probably. Well, I don't want to get nobody killed, but,

uh, you know, I don't want to get somebody joke. I'm not, what do you think? I'm a snitch. We are on a podcast.

To say that, dude, everybody else has a real short memory, but here's a, here's, I'll just give you a nice liberal,

fucking example, okay? you ever see Amy Goodman from Democracy now I don't know who that is but I know democracy now She has a crooked mouth She's like You know what fucking She ate too much box

And fucking So Aaron Mote My friend, the Jew Aaron Mote Who's one of the last great journalists Alive We used to work for her Okay She's the one

Who did the story You could look it up On how Fauci Tested out AZT on all those black And Hispanic kids here in New York didn't even bother to test him for AIDS first buried their bodies in fucking yonkers

when he was done Arthur Ash died What? ACT Yeah it was poison He had HIV and then they gave me AZT Dallas Biders Club was about Fauci if you

We played on Jimmy's show Angry gaze marching With Fauci's head on a stick Effigies And they're crashing into the What year was that approximately When he's when all AIDS was going So in the 80s they had all the gays

were matching with Fauci he was a psychopathic piece of shit. To this day, you're going to find people to think Fauci is like really great and was, oh, he was a great sign. And the reason they think that's because they don't know fucking anything about anything.

Most of them are here. Well, they know that's a COVID guy. Yeah, and they know that, you know, especially in New York, the reason I'm so fucking smugnoring is they've been to therapy at age like five as if it was Catholic confession. You know what I mean? Like, that's their faith

and this fucked hard fucking, And my, you've been here a while, did you just know what I like about New York or I don't know if it's different now since I left, but it was like every level of society would hang out. Yeah. Yeah. It was because of Coke. Billioners live next to literally people on food stamps. Yeah. And so you really get, and what the main thing I've learned from knowing, tons of fucking people that are like, you know.

I chat with my bodega. I want to every now and then. I feel like that's something nice I can do for him. You must know like city rich people. Hey, Carlos, it's Jim. I mean, we all, okay. We all got them garbage pail kids. I'm talking about the rarest garbage pail kids.

Like some fucking, you know, somebody, you would be doing blow with it. You just got a front until they get their fucking trust money at midnight. And they're like a big, big time name kind, you know. It went to come through, check. Yeah, so my friend had this joke about it when my buddy Chris is animated. Like in New York, it's like, you know, New York kids are weirdly mature. Like they're all like they've kicked a co-cabbit by the age of 16 But they can't drive or swim

Yeah, they can't drive or swim They're like vampires basically Do you know what I mean? Like that's the that's the um Yeah they're they're weirdly mature and immature So they don't so when people tell you their stories They don't have any idea of how fucked up their story is They're telling you

It's like if you're talking to some gangsters telling you A fucked up thing casually The same thing But of high ass highfalut and rich people all of whom have been on school shooter pills since childhood to deal with the fact they live in a completely not normal and I don't mean because of just money's bad or something I mean like they're from a family of wealth where

it's like grown up in dinosaur a dinosaur egg nest yeah and and then ironically the fucking poor and the fucking rich kids are being abused in the same manner it's all like precious that shit from precious the highest and lowest ends of society have the same fucking stories just at nicer spots

we're in the middle is where it's like I didn't nothing crazy like that happened to me sure you're saying if you're in a foster home or you're in a Soros boot camp the same thing's happening all these people went you know Maria Bamford went to the Epstein Lodge at that camp that

that arts camp you know that right Epstein an arts camp no It's one that he went to as a kid at Okay, okay. Bar, Bill Barr went to. They claim they weren't there at the same time, but there's already people have pictures.

And Bill Barr, the boy, is unmistakable as Bill Barr. He was Billy at the time, yeah, Will. Yeah. His dad being the headmaster at that school that hired Epstein as a teacher, even though he was not qualified, he would clearly try to fuck the students.

And his dad wrote a book called Space Relations. You ever read that? No, I did not read Bill better than his dad's book. Called Space Relations. It's about how we have a secret like there's a space program and there's all these crazy oligarchs that are on different like planets and they're like depraved and have slaves and they trade slaves in space it's almost he wrote a fiction a lot of yeah depends who yes no but he wrote it like his dad wrote a fiction

book and you're just like oh this is his ideal version of the world no well i don't know that but i mean that's probably too much to say about but it's bad fiction it's badly written but bizarre themes and he's got another one i just found out out he wrote a sequel, which is even more in the theme of, uh, you child sex slaves, even more in that theme in space. Like that child, like teen, you know? And, uh, so he's the headmaster of this school. Okay, the one that I've seen taught at.

And this is what, Dalton, the Dalton school. And a lot of fucking people, that's a good school. You got to be from somewhere, a good family again to Dalton, dude. Yeah, it's probably one of those places, like 70 grand a year. All the best and the brightest. And his rich kids go to these schools where it's like, I mean, like, just think of like shit of, you know, Spartan training or some bullshit, you know? Yeah.

Like where it's like, or here, the ultimate Spartan training. Charlie Sheen and Corey Haim on the set of Lucas, where you learn how the world works, son. You know? Yeah. So, so Corey Haim and some boy his age in prison are learning the same lesson at the same. On a movie set. Right. And then a fucking juvie. Life just, I guess, yeah.

No, as the carpet, so the drapes. That's the, uh, uh, you were telling me yesterday, actually, which I've been thinking about since you told me that how there's, since school shooting started, there's been no more postal offices getting shot off. Have you heard of it? No, honestly, you said that. I go, that's actually crazy. They made like four sequels. Because that used to be the trope where you shot up a post office. Yeah. And then I was trying to think about, you can see the branding on it. Yeah, yeah, but then I was thinking, I'm like, did the postal shootings work where they're like, they made the post office good enough where they don't need, like, did it, was that effective? Why? No, the post office is getting shot up where they go,

We need to, like, reform the post office. It was not effect. It was not effective. I have never gone back. The goal, okay, the goal, number one, was not to make the post office work better. The post office works fine. It doesn't work that good. Here's how I know it does.

No, he's just saying, you miss it, but he's saying, like, right when school shootings started and they stopped being the post offices. Here's how we know the post office works well. You can get drugs through it. You think drug dealers are going to use something. It don't work. It works well. Because you can send drugs through it.

Oh, no, Bill Maher. Because you can send drugs. I haven't got mail in eight months, so. I'm not talking about fucking Canada. I'm not talking about stupid don't defend yourself Canada. Dude, the drug, the postal shit

drugs in Canada right now is people, like, I'll see it on Twitter, there are these sites in Canada now where you can order literally, like there's just like a public website, not dark web shit, and you can order absolutely anything. Like, pay with your credit card. Like, you can get

an eight ball of Coke. It's like all Oh, the Silk Road is local as shit now. But it's not Silk Road because it's not like you have to go on some underground thing. It's just you go to a website and there's not street legal deldos this guy got. It's Canadian. Let's call it the denim road. That's good. There you go.

Wait, I do have to pee though. Hot news. He has hot news off the press. Hot news off the press. Foreigners seeking visas to live in the United States may be rejected if they have certain medical conditions, medical conditions, including obese. obesity. And now,

dude, you imagine they're gonna have a fucking goddamn postal scale at the customs and they'll be the best part is with the customs officer, 500 pounds. Yeah.

Telling people. If we, I mean, can you imagine that would be if we start importing obese people. I will, honestly,

I will concede that. We're good. You can't say they're taking jobs American didn't want. No. We wanted them. Professional leaders.

Professional leaders beat down. But yeah, yeah, I guess on that side, too, you're right. It is funny the idea of just, like, America being like, you're too fat. I mean, can you imagine? You're too fat for America? It's like, we're full.

So am I. That's like where Lizzo's backup dancers when she's, like, fat shaming them. You know she fat shames or fat-dames? Of course she fat-shamed in the hell, yeah. She's a skinny legend now. Look, if you get fat shamed out of being able to enter America. That's great. I want you to understand that is your fucking fault.

Yeah, like my dream was to just go to Las Vegas to the heart attack. What is that? The heart attack effort? Clearly you're too fucking fat. Look, this is obviously for like the most extreme cases of fatness because how would you be too fat to Well, do they say what the seatbelt extenders? If you need a seatbelt extender to fly over. No, it's not super specific. You can't get a plus size park hopper visa to America.

I think it's just they don't want anybody coming here who might rely on public benefits. So they see like a 500 pounder. They go, yeah, you're going to be a real drain on the health care system. No, thank you. What health care system? Well, they got it in New York. What? people have uh... oh yeah you're better off probably without insurance

Los Angeles too Oh you're better off of it Well you're not better off with insurance If something happens But you're the best scenario here is you just make 30 grand a year obviously That has its own problems But then you just are like

I just get free health care I mean if you go I went to the booby hatch one time And uh The booby hatch? Yeah The crazy The loony bin

Oh Oh they got $2 dollars there Yeah, and I got free therapy after that from the city. Nice. But maybe I could have filled out paperwork or something, but I'd rather have a psychotic break and then get it than have to fill out the papers

if I'm being quite honest with you. Yeah. Yeah, well, anyway, everybody else is paying $40,000. That's why Luigi Mangione. It's crazy. All this people right now, I guess I was like a big part of this government shutdown thing is I see all these people on Twitter who's like,

yeah, Families, health care premiums are now $50,000. Yeah, that's what we cover it. And I was like, it was 30,000 last year. Now it's 50, you're like 50 grand. Go to the emergency room, sign a fake name. It's cheaper. Buy a lot.

There was actually, you know why? That's a great move. Fake ID. Dude, there was a guy at the show, this guy, what was his name, Avi, I think, shout out if you're watching. And he worked at it. He came to one of the shows at Hard Rock, and he worked at the hospital. And he's like, he works at a public hospital.

He's like, literally nobody pays. He's like, nobody comes. Sometimes people will be like Hey, can we pay and they're like what? Like they don't even get it because they're like nobody pays. Like it's just it's a Yeah, but so officially you're supposed to And most people officially yes

And so if you live in the city and have done that Then you have no fucking idea what everybody else does. Yeah, yeah, yeah And it's the worst. I don't know what jerk off thinks America has great health care But if you can't get it, it's not great. Like what are you talking about? If you like if you have to, if you if you need to ask what this operation is

you can't afford it just trying to get a penis pump put in anyway keep you faties out of our country we got enough problems have you seen Eric Adams podcast to her because he's just like straight up a pussy crusher is he podcasting? Oh yeah he's did he's very things

he did Zwa no no he's he's pure like 70 year old black guy in the Bronx like oh how you doing I knew he was gonna get off because he was in big trouble if you recall just before the Al Smith dinner

which I did write jokes for Trump you wrote jokes for Trump You didn't use any of them. They went through like, I don't know. Too many N-words? Too many Epstein references. No, none. No, this is before any, this, right now, the flip of Trump is.

Like that was the one Gaffigan did or even before that? Yes. Yeah, so. And by the way, looking back now, being at a charity, a Catholic orphan charity, long running in New York is not a good sign. Oh, yeah, whatever. So Trump, so anyway. As soon as he said, just like he did with Arpaio, Joe Arpaio, he said, I have a feeling he's

going to be just fine, just fine. He did that fucking same thing with that guy. And I go, that's not good. Because somebody already told me, like, you know, I would never put faith in none of these people. But I did hope he would, like, execute Liz Chains. All this shit. All the hysterical shit, I hoped he would do some of it.

All fake. Fucking. And then the amazing thing is they went from where he was on with you. Remember, I'm with her? Yeah. And Trump goes, what the fuck? I'm with you. And that's like, there you go.

Wow, that's a way to win. And now, how fast did it flip to, are you with Trump? Are you with MAGA? Did you betray MAGA? Yo, I wasn't ever loyal to none of you fuckers. You're supposed to be loyal to me, asshole. Look at the cows that all fucking are saying it. Well, not all cows.

Some of them are paid chills, right? 7K a tweet, Hasbara tweets. That's what I'm getting. You're Laura Lumer. you need to step it up if you want seven grand dude i'm trying to i guess honestly i'm trying to earn that now too yeah so just you know go through me if you want to know it is actually just crazy underneath all of it the amount of uh big media corporations or whatever and you you know it seems like a big company you're just like this is essentially paid for all by one billionaire dude it was

six you don't see that lot of money once you get that kind of money it's like what fucking larry ellison's doing at some point you get all this money and you go the hardest thing to buy is just changing every reason. And it's not that much money for you. You know, for him. Imagine right now you could spend $60, you know, $70 and you go, everyone will talk about what you want them to talk about. You know how the CBC sucks ass?

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so we went down to from like 90 to six media companies which is not enough media companies now there's 10,000 no there aren't there's just he's like YouTube and so yeah no there aren't there's like now there's like two before that there were six all the ones that seem different are owned by those ones, so they're not different. I mean, you know, people argue about socialism versus fucking, is everybody retarded? You know, you live in a worst China, motherfucker. Just so you know, people live in China as good as you. I'd really live here than China. Yeah, me too.

Well, yeah, because I'm not fucking Chinese. And I smoke a lot of weed. They're not cool with that. You get good hash in China. They'll kill you. I didn't find no good ass. You could get ketamine. You could get a...

A lot of fentanyl precursors? No, they're not cool with opiates like that. They had that history. But it is funny because all the precursors come from there. They go, yeah, yeah, this is not good. Imagine, like, forcing a country to buy fentanyl. Like, at gunpoint, like, it's not secret. You know CIA, you just surround them like it.

You have to all take fentanyl and buy it from us. Well, explain that to me. I'm not tapped in. That's what England did to China. Remember, the opium? They're like, hey, it's making everybody. It's just like the fentanyl problem. And England surround them and say, you have to,

keep buy opium because the East India Company you know all that shit the royals have is the queen holding all their shit from around the world that they're a narco fucking empire England essentially they're a narco state oh was there trading opium for tea basically yeah the East India so it's just

a cartel a big cartel at the end of the day and all that shit that dumb bitch would hold that she stole hey that dumb bitch is on our money in Canada no that's Scott Thompson in drag that's the great Scott Thompson and I thought that was very cool Canada. I've always been complimentary of that.

Your 20 is Scott Thompson as Queen Elizabeth. Amazing. Anyway, it's ridiculous. Well, like, well, we had a No Kings protest here.

Remember No Kings? Of course. Took over the city. Yo, that's not a protest. That's a parade, dude. It's not a protest. That's 100% a parade. Yeah, like, what is the point of this? First of all,

blow off some steam. Yeah, no, yeah, that's right. I mean, people who hate Trump just need to publicly blow off seam. Yeah, like the women's march. And you're like, why are you marching? Did you all get your pyramids together? Why are you all marching? I remember this.

Like, there's a bunch of vague shit for the huge amount of chicks that some kind of, I guess you have to call it grape now happen to. No, we're not doing that. You're not saying grape? Fuck, no. I'm going to, I'm 30, what am I saying? I'm almost 42 years old. I'm not saying grape. Yeah, well, I mean, you don't want to say the name of a real crime out loud.

any productive way. Those are the old YouTube rules. Is it? Yeah, you can say. What? It's definitely lightened up a bit. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to say grape anymore. I know you don't have to say Mastkey rules.

You don't have to say grape. You don't have to say unalived. Okay, so quickly, and then Casper tell, you mentioned. You had some questions about sexuality. Kurt, I'll let you take the floor. Yo, go watch. There's another FBI guy. Cash Patel was sick with the puck, by the way.

I don't know if you know. That's not true. Oh, buddy. He's fucking sick with the puck. Did you know that? No. When you were calling him, you know, you were saying a little like the loafers, you know that he played puck. If I knew that he was sick with a puck as an Indian, that's a Canadian.

It's pretty straight shit. Yeah, yeah. Which is what Kamala Harris was. Yeah, he got a lot of shit because he was at when Ovechkin broke Wayne Gretzky's record for most goals and he was in a box with Grattsky. Wait, Cash Patel's from Canada? No, but he just loves hockey and he plays hockey. Pretty straight. And he's good at hockey.

Okay, look. No gays in hockey. That's a rule. Well, Cash lives with a man. And what they do in. dressing room is actually pretty straight. Okay, so, you know, his Israeli Asian girlfriend, that is a beard.

I say that's a beard. She's suing somebody right now for $5 million. Well, in my opinion, this fucking Mossad spy bitch, and she does work for, she's from Prager Yu, which is a fucking another Intel asset operation. But Cash don't see her. He flew out there. It was like a big deal

that he wasted money to fly to go see a wrestling event. He was trying to floss, yeah. Yeah, that's all. that is. But he got the rules made so he can stay with this dude Muldoon, something Muldoon, who's a rich donor in Vegas. He just lives with an older man most of all the time. His roommate. Yeah, he lives with an old. So you got this hot, not even, I mean, even if she was in Israeli spy, let's say she's a country singer who's secretly an Israeli spy. That's still pretty hot. I still fuck her, right? I wouldn't live with an old man in Vegas as the FBI head. She's there as a

fucking front and I got told by who told me it was like when Alex Jones is whoever I deal with when I want to go Alex Jones your handler? No I can't remember who's I didn't save their name his handler but they go listen cash Patel's gay and I'm like there's no fucking way no no no not with those fucking silky hands

not with those silky mittsman you ever see you catch a pass no way okay I don't judge a man's hands but I was like for him to go back because you saw how he talked before he was the head of the FBI right it was very different than how he talks now do you remember that I'm not What's the difference? Oh my God.

He was going to release everything about everything the first day. Oh, I thought you meant his actual way he talked. I thought you was like a Zoron thing. Yeah, that's what. It's like, we're going to shut down the FBI work. You know, coat switching. Where to bids. Yeah, I thought you're accused of saying you code switched.

I don't, I don't hold code switching against nobody. Talk however you got to talk to get what you need. That's how I became. The goat. The greatest? I can't wait until you take your shirt off later and this is just all green. Oh, do you think it's so, you think my goal? Soak through my shirt into my

Maybe, we'll see Whatever maiden china crap that is This is plat. But yeah, that's the beat. That's the beat for me. Five Chinese classic. But your insight sources have said that they think Cash Patel is laying below first.

But I didn't believe it, okay? And so, because and I'm like, there's no way he's like high covering up the obscene shit and the shooter of Trump covered that up. Yeah, we still don't know anything about that. Well, no, we know some things,

but he's not going to say them. But he fucking covered that up and I'm like, there's no way because he's gay. That's so lame. It cannot be that, right? Okay. Okay, then I find out he lives with a fucking dude.

He's a fucking, you understand, Patel's a Brahman. That's a Brahmin name. It's high class. To put it in Jew terms, because they're the Jews of that area, that would be a Levite. Sure. Okay, like Koanim or, you know? Or Levi, yeah. That's the most important fucking cast.

Maybe they look real down on the deletes. I don't remember what that one is. That's the lower one. Untouchables. Oh, well. I don't know. Cash Patel wouldn't be. Hey, I don't touch him with my hands.

I'm listening. Yeah. So, so is Vivek Bistrami. Rob Shady and Mitt calls him that. I can't take credit. It's the greatest name for him. Vichrami. Are you saying he's Brahmin or gay?

Brahmin. Okay. You find out. It's funny. Like it's very similar to if you know I remember when I worked for Sasha because my you know my girlfriend Tom was like oh he's like Coheneme that's like a big family. He was old money you know yeah but anyway so they're all that's why they all get along at the time you know people like why is these weird Christian events did you ever see the events that uh cash cash yap cash app i didn't you you told me that

i actually didn't know his real name was cash app and i was like that's hilarious yeah cash app that's cash with a Y AP cash yapper that's really good stuff cash app PayPal that's cash app PayPal you go you go I think this guy is taking bribes from the from the big donors you go how do you know you go

for starters his name is cash cash app PayPal yeah well Jamila PayPal from uh Michigan yeah from the squad Haddjimila PayPal, remember? Yeah. A lot of PayPal's in this, infiltrating this country. Yeah, that's what I call on PayPal's.

About H-1B. Pay-Pal. By H-1B visa. Okay, so Cash-Bettel, lighten the loafers, cash you have PayPal. So at that level of whatever, like, sure,

they all have to do bisexual shit to show, to show that they alchemically have achieved the Rubito. What's the Rubito? I might even be saying it wrong. It's gay, look,

let me, let me give you a disclosure. I'm listening, I don't suck in this country when you get a certain level of success. You just have to do gay stuff now. You go, I just want to be,

like, rich and have a private jet, and you go, you have to do gay stuff. You got to show you cool. You got to show you cool. Remember when, it's like the only way to show you're cool.

It's like, well, that was the only way you show you're not cool. I want the level one right under the episode, suck it off. Yeah, I want to like bump up against having to do gay stuff. There's like a whole thing of,

like, no, at the highest levels, it's like always opposite day. That's how gay fucking wizard shit is. They're like, no, this is actually the the, uh, cleopoge of opposite day. Right.

Well, they're, you know, you're not going to have a wife like some plebeian, you know? No, you're gonna, they don't even know the simple pleasures for man's ass. Well, it's, it's about, uh, uh, encapsulating.

So, Jesus, okay. So you're saying it's more of devil's stuff not like it's an acquire taste that only. It's about being both. being both. Okay, so if you're... I'm everything and nothing. I know, I know you're a heavy

you're into Kabbalah, pretty heavy, I know. Kravamaaga. He normally has the red string, but he doesn't wear it for some reason today, but he normally wears the red string. Do you know what the red string means? No. When supposedly, uh... What's his red string business? From Kamaama. Is that when the girl forgot,

has the tampon with the hanging down? Yeah, it's time to change it. You know what? If you're going to spoil the story, then that's fine. So, what's you soak all the way to the string? Okay, what's the red string? So Jacob and Esol Trying to keep up here. I just know that a Jewish. So when Jacob was being born out of his mom's pussy, he held it.

He had a red string around his wrist. Like from, like he was like a club in Bethlehem that he was, I guess, sat the night before and you forgot to take it off? Yeah, he said, he held it out to say, I'm just going out for a smoke. I'm coming back in, though. Hey, remember this face. Oh, remember me? I got red string. I'm just going to smoke.

The stamps, you need the UV to see the stamp. That is in ancient Kabbalah. Yeah. Did you, what, did you grow up Jewish like, right?

What did you grow up at? No, switched around 12. Now, Ryan, I've been Jewish for like, I just like,

since I saw, I know you're hardcore radical Islamic, but Danny, would you say, were you, in Canada, what type of,

because if you were in, uh, like, my family was probably, I guess you would say, like, reform, but I went to like a Jewish.

So you learned like, like Sunday school lessons. No, I didn't do Sunday school. No, I went Monday to Friday. Well, I just mean like,

uh, If you went Sunday school, you'd hear Bible stories, but you actually heard those stories. I had like, that was like my classes that I got grades on. Yeah, so my ex-girlfriend never learned none of the shit. I knew more about it than she did. See, I don't know. That's the thing. I took it for nine years.

I don't know anything about it. Because I thought it was so stupid so early that I never really. So look, anybody's religion, not just like everybody picks on Jews, but whatever, if everybody doesn't like Jews, whatever you're in, and nine times of ten, they're Catholic. They don't like Jews, you know? Mm-hmm. You think that your boy fucking horseshit thing is better than Jews? Fuck you.

I mean, I can't say it enough. Whatever your thing is that you think is like sacred, they're up to it as well. Okay? So if you're like, I love American military. They traffic fucking kids and they have for years in the military. And out of Fort Bragg, go look at the fucking people. Dude, go look at Fort Bragg, the cartel ship because America controls all the cartels. It should be called Fort Embarris, not Fort Bragg.

No, you've seen the, Ford Bragg commercial, right? Which one? No, they changed the name of it to like, actually, dude. Oh yeah, they changed it because They were embarrassed. Yeah.

They actually, in a way, they did do that. Didn't they change it to some like old military dude who got canceled? Because Bragg was maybe a confederate. Yeah, and so they, he got canceled. Yeah, they did change it to Fort embarrassed? Really? You're not wrong. That's a fucking,

he sums it up pretty beautifully. And then Trump changed it back. Oh, also, Trump put that statue of Albert Pike back up. Albert Pike, you know, in the, in the Charlottesville times before all the Nazis went to Ukraine

and we like them now because it's Ukraine. Back in those days they pulled down the Albert Pike statue because he was a Confederate something, I don't know, general.

But the reason Trump put it back up and the media reported it angrily. Trump reinstates oh, also he found I think he found the clan or something. Yeah.

No big deal. And so the dumb current liberal fuck wide ding that bitch media will go It's a clansman. But that's not why.

It's because he was one of the most respected freemasons of all time, Albert Pike. That's what that's about. And that's why fucking... See, they're not even mad at the right thing. That's right. You never are. And the mayor, mayor fucking the Winston from Ghostbusters that is gone or leaving.

The Blasio? No, the black guy. Eric Adams. Winston for Ghostbusters? Yeah. Eric Winston from Ghostbusters mayor. The week before I watch that Al Smith dinner

The paper here I think is daily I think Daily News I might be wrong But it's a low New York paper goes Eric Adams Now this is just while he's in trouble

For supposedly Doing like bribery from Turkey Yeah just taking some First Class flies And he's been a corrupt motherfucker Out of Ben Kessel Knows everything about him He's been like one of the most corrupt

He's like classic Tammany Hall kind of dude Forever okay And then paper reports That he achieves the 33rd degree or 32nd. I think 33rd doesn't isn't supposed to exist or I don't care. I thought it's the top one. The paper reported it.

The newspaper reported, oh, he was brought in as the 33rd degree on this night. And so. What was that man? Well, 33 degrees like the highest level of the freemasons. Okay. So, okay. Now, here's the thing. I mean, I'm not into conspiracy about freemasons.

That's bad conspiracies. Why would, why would a mainstream news source announce that unless they want you to make conspiracies about it or they're trying to like like that's the thing they wouldn't talk about unless they don't like you do remember the guy shot up the fucking he thought he was shooting up the NFL and he shot up the blackstone no i forgot all about that what no but remember and then he went to the 33rd floor and everybody was just like dude i i got to get the screenshot i'll get it on durp with curb podcast but there's a screenshot i think i found on the minutes of horror channel i just want to credit the guy it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen it's a local news thing about you know that

the 33rd floor he shoots and then something 33 and then conspiracies there's like three 33 things in a row and then conspiracies fly about number 33 What?

So 33 is like some kind of gang sign they throw on oh cash Patel The great cash Patel Cash Yap Did you see him go And now let's give him credit The guy that shot Charlie Kirk They caught him in only 33 hours

Ryan is that amazing fourth one oh not only that they didn't catch fucking shit as you know the guy's dad told them to turn himself in

so they literally that's one of my wives out of control by the way just so we are sort of saying on track because Erica Kirk was one of my wives I'll just read the title with her when she was

at that Romanian Erica Kirk her hug with Jason Aldeens has fans talking there oh she has a new hug I'm just saying the wives are out here

what's the source on that one source did you like when she came out with the fire works and shit. Like, I like that she brought

the spectacle back to grieving. Yeah, who doesn't like a little you know? People like say... He's like a little pyro in this country, look, Generation X Piro. Because anybody has a brains

knows it's not how they said it is, but her, I see people like, oh, she's in, but maybe she is, I don't know. What's the scoop on that as you see is?

I would just say, I don't know. I would say you should consider the possibility, though, that she doesn't want to be killed so she's going to play ball because we just played a clip of her where they point blank ask her,

do you think that, Furry killed your husband. And she wouldn't answer. It was like being asked, what is a woman, which is a yes or no question? You know, what did she say?

She went, I just want to say they're doing a great job. And they're fucking done. That you know already from that, unless you're stupid. Much like you should know, if Bibi Netanyahu comes out twice to go, hey,

I just want to say, we didn't kill Charlie Kirk. They fucking did it. That's all I need. Are you stupid? OJ wrote a book called If I did. Is everybody fucking? fucking retarded.

Yeah, nobody's a fucking dumb shit. $7,000. You just had $7,000 taken out of your account. Yo, they don't want to pay me. I play, yo, that'll be the next wave of this is the,

they, I'll change my tune. Oh, where's my... You're looking at your account? You go, who took $7,000 on my account? You said something.

You give me $7,000 a statement. I'll change my tune faster than you could say a furry killed Charlie Kirk. but they don't want it to play ball okay okay so she's been doing a podcast to her essentially she won't her mother works for Raytheon she moved to be closer

or some massive weapons manufacturer more than likely she's a monarch fucking sleeve like most of these people after World War II or after the World Korea when those soldiers didn't want to come back and they were like oh my God they've been using calming mind control on the soldiers right

the reason they said that was because the the GIs, and they probably were very, they just had yellow fever. No, they said America had used bio weapons on the Koreans, which is crazy talk. That's illegal. Of course I didn't do that. So, naturally, they're crazy,

and the dirty fucking Asians are using their Chinese Fu Manchu mind control on our soldiers. And that kicked off the mind control race, which kicked off the book about the Manchurian candidate. There's like a remake of the movie. In fact, in the Manchurian candidate. They tell you all about how they make Manchuria candidates. In a bunch of movies,

they tell you about it. Or a gray man, if you ever seen Grayman. Yeah, I've seen Greyman. There's a bunch of movies. What's Man Churrian candidate again? Where the guys, Sirhan, Sirhan, Frank Sinatra started it, the first one. And then the new one was with Denzel Washington. Okay, I never saw it. Oh, well, then you pick up the phone. You know, think of the movies of like, oh, I forgot I was an assassin. I just remembered now. Yeah, you like, don't know. And then they like basically, some trigger and you're just like, oh yeah. How many movies you've seen to that?

Yeah. Okay, all of that is a thing they did. I don't know if people understand this. And when you hear about MK Ultra, that's the umbrella for all of the programs. Now, I guess what... How do they do it? How does that one work?

Well, if you want to do it well for Monarch, you do it real young, the way you do with the, you know, like, it's in that, uh, what's a Viking movie with, um, it was pretty cool with Eric Skars, Skars, Gars. What's the, yeah, he was like, It had that chick whose eyes are too far apart, the blonde chick. I don't know. Viking movies.

What the fuck am I? I'm saying it. The guy who played Pennywise, his brother played a Viking. Okay, he's on it. I don't know the movie. You'll know it. The Northman. Okay.

You never heard of that. I don't know a movie buff like you. I don't know. He's seen every movie. We don't all have a home thing. I have no way to explain this to you. You can't explain a movie to us? No, he's trying to explain other things through.

movies and we haven't seen the movies. So his dad... What if you didn't have a movie reference? How would you explain it? Tell it to us in baseball terms. You know what the... Christ was known to use movie analogies. I don't know if you know that.

And if they didn't see the movie, that was on them. They go, what's Commandment 3? It's like, if you haven't seen the pursuit of happiness, I don't really know what to... Think demolition man. Do you want you seeing a commercial for it, at least? Just pull it up trailers. He goes, all I got's the trailer, but...

I'd love to help you. Anyway, in the North Bay, we... when he's a kid, you know, it's like his dad gets killed by his uncle and it's a revenge movie Viking shit. And, uh, but when he's a kid, his dad takes him in the family cave because they're like a, you know, a North's family. And they do like an initiation, like the, you're in Rome with Mithra or something. They shows him the story of the this and that. And then the wizard guy gives him a vision. He's a little kid. That's called initiation. Yeah. Um, that's, that's what, uh, what all this, fuck, that's the best way to control. That's the mansuring candidate.

You're part of an important bloodline. You're, And when I say bloodline, that's the king of England. I'm not saying it like in some weird way. You know this is real. You know? So, and you have responsibilities because your blood. Never mind Dan Brown. You don't even get to anything at Goofy.

You get getting people's heads and explain them that it's part of like their destiny essentially. And so if you notice both really poor people and really rich people have 17 kids if they can. Right? Yeah. Now, and it's for lizard reasons because it's like surviving. But ironically, the lowest and top, Nancy Pelosi has like 18 grandkids, like a locust, right? And also so does some welfare mom, right? As the carpet, so the drapes is a fact.

And so that's because, and that's why everything is, that's why we have the Olympics. You know, when people were offended at it because it was like, how could they put this weird? The French shit? It's like some weird pagan thing with William Montgomery from Kill Tony. William dressed as him It was pretty funny Who wore best I say And everybody was like

Having a little fit about it And I'm like yo okay Was it weird Did the last supper You know dickheads The Olympics Why is that a thing? Mr. Christian

I love my country I feel like I'm going to be The ignoramus here And say It's a eugenics festival To It's a eugenics America

The home of eugenics Not Nazi Germany America We the Sig Heil was our first flag salute here. Everybody should know that. It's in Wikipedia. Could you not say it's a human instinct to want to see who's the best at things, though?

That's a natural human instinct? Right. Now, I'm not saying anything's unnatural because clearly if the shit happens, it's natural, right? But that's on eugenics if you say we're going to have a competition to see who's the fastest. No, it's a competition before the gods of the gods we name our space program after for some reason. Remember, oh, Hitler had these weird Nazi ideas about the Olympics. The Olympics are that, assholes. They're a pagan fucking eugenics festival to gods that supposedly we don't worship.

Well, you don't, but people with good bloodlines worship them. And if you go look at stories of those gods, I mean, if you even play God of War on the old play, whatever the fuck, you'll notice the way they behave sounds like Charlie Sheen. So these are just not even gods. They're just rich assholes. Going back. God knows how long. Who ruled the world through Nazis. Nazis are not original.

That's America was like, dude, Margaret Sanger, you've heard conservatives. You know, they're all, they're totally right about that bitch. But they say about her. She's the playing parenthood. Yeah, it was all eugenics to like kill. And if you listen to it, see, the thing is, there is a nuance to it

because if you listen to her in interviews, She's one of these miserable fucking Irish Catholic fucking, you know, they had, oh, I forgot the Irish, I'll have 12 kids. She's like a grumpy. And then adopt more kids, you know? Yeah. And then like, so that's how you get like, like Kevin Brennan's a real grouch, Oscar the Grouch. Sure. And Neil's like a cold little guy.

I like both them guys, but dude, Jimmy's from a 12-person Chicago, Irish family. And his dad was a cop and his brother was a cop. So cops are fans of Jimmy Doer in L.A. because I'm like, because Jimmy's like precious against cops like they're black teenagers. But cops like him. Because they must be able to tell some family thing of like, I get how that guy is.

Because it's such Mick bullshit from like whatever. But he's like as a studio. And his dad, I think, was not a dirty cop. His dad was a miserable Irish cop, but he wasn't dirty. It's probably why he was miserable. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he had to support fucking 12 kids.

It really is fascinating. I have to say it's absolutely fascinating. But the reason I love Jimmy is that dude, dude, if you show him any evidence, he's going to look at it. But no matter his, and he is emotional as shit and has all kinds of dumb liberal. I mean, we were talking about some trans thing as well. There should be a trans person here, like a commissar of chopped off dicks to approve of what I say. You know, so his instincts are that, but he's an honest fucking dude.

So when the Kyle Rittenhouse thing happened and everybody said he crossed state lines over and over again, which is a hypnotic cue, what does that mean? I crossed eight lines to be here at this fine pocket You're supposed to fill in the blanks in your head From the Humnoticue that he took an illegal gun Which he did not do You could find look this up as not top secret But you're not gonna

So you're gonna be emotional right I don't know not you don't yeah yeah One might be And because he's a man Shane Gillis later goes You're right I was wrong and gay for that Okay He texted me Shane told me he was wrong and gay

For jumping on And Kyle Rittenhouse Number one not only did the local authorities heard everybody together on purpose. Collar Rittenhouse was there with no gun. Some Indian immigrants whose fucking Carlock got burned down by angry whites because their drug dealer got shot in the back while he was trying to kidnap kids burned his lot down. So this kid's a real Dudley-Due right, Colorado Rittenhouse.

I found out I played there. Like, yeah, people, you know, he's from the town over. He's from there. Yeah. He's not like some interloper, like the weird fucking skater kids that were there that were shooting at him. and he was there with first aid Look, you could try to

Just watch a video of what happened Every angle of the entire night Is recorded So there's not even a question of what happened That's why he was acquitted My dumb bitch X from here I told you she's like Oh he's going to jail

And I go just look at the video I don't need to see the footage Yeah Wow am I Galileo bitch Go look at reality in the thing Galileo But that's my a big example of like

fucked hard liberal shit and and then so it ranges from stupid bitch like right who's the one who's that fucking ding that Emma something who's the Woody Allen guy Sam Cedar the dingbat bitch that's Woody Allen guy yeah that

I mean you know that chick is such a fucking fucktard like she should be a nun or something she's like such a fucking like my emotion she's ready to scold she's a goddamn fish speaker straight out of Dune, if you ever read the Dune series. The women are the best cultists.

Well, they actually... The fish speakers, they're cold. There's a study they kind of... Me and Danny, I think we were talking about this, but basically they did like a pretty broad study over a long time, and it's interesting, the extent to which women are far more concerned with, like, status and power, and you can get women to do almost anything by, you know, essentially... But status and power can mean in a lot of...

No, no, no, no. status not power status so it's about social conformity right but I would say this like do you know the idea that you can pervert that to something else like I want you in my cult of nexium where you have to get up at 3m and suck

and then you but you work your way up your status and it's like you know women are more concerned with the job titled than the actual power that comes with it but I kind of describe it as you know people say that if you if you chase money if you chase bitches you don't get money right but if you chase money you get both okay if you become successful

Did you learn that playing Dradle on the hard streets? If you become successful. If you become successful, women are easy. If you just chase women, you might not become successful. But there's the same thing with status where women are very, like, on average, you're a lot more concerned with their status. But when you're talking about people like that, that's why they're so, they're so interested in the other people that are, you know, breaking the mold of the status hierarchy.

They need to keep them in place more because they've invested into this status hierarchy. that they need to preserve. Does that make sense? Yeah. Look, just like much like any men, the good thing about women is the bad thing about women. So you could have a woman that will be loyal to you. Yeah, that's a good point.

Yeah, I agree with that. Like, so that's an easy. See, the status thing. Oh, you're right. I know the nature and nurture, but everyone's program to think about kings and queens and princes and princesses from, so before I was born,

that was already a thing. And everyone has been Walt Disney program from birth in the Western world. Except for me. Except for this motherfucker right here. That must be a princess. Shut for this boy right here. You know, put on that no-ma'am hat. I might put it on.

I might not. I'm not programmed. Oh, he's a sassy boy. I'm my own man. Oh, I just, I tested. You pass, son. No barrel for you tonight. But he don't need the brine.

He don't need the brine. I might do it. This boy needs a good brining. I'll tell you the men. our fighting back. We got, okay, here's, here's the husbands are fighting back, though. Bonnie Blue's ex-husband finds love with her close friend in a

savage revenge. So I want to go on a limit. Wait, is he not producing her pornography anymore? No. He's too, what revenge? Did she fuck him on the money? Pie. Yo, just a question. Got her. Does anybody think it's weird that her husband, her mother? Mom's involved, yeah.

Heavily involved. Yeah. Her dad. It's a family business of her. And I heard she fake the amount of dicks like there's no way she fuck that many. I mean, that's why I'm upset with it. The math just does not add up. The what? The math. Yeah, no, none of it does.

So what's happening there? I'm asking. 40 guys an hour? Dude, if you, listen, if you didn't, what is her supposed amount of gang bang? 1,200. Okay. So this is what I'm going to say. If you didn't, if you're just lying

to say you did that, I I feel like that's in some way more sad. There was men in the line. They might have suited up the number, but yeah. You know, this is not a new thing. Ron Jeremy used to, he's in prison now. Ron Jeremy used to hope. Did you ever see Annabel Chong's gang bang back in the day?

No. So then I was in, like, college. That was Annabel Chong famous, Jasmine St. Clair. How many people? I remember her from comedy. I don't remember the number. I mean, who cares?

Once I know, I stopped watching. I'm wondering how, you know, if it was, it's kind of like when they used to, baseball players used to smoke cigarettes. Yeah. You know, this is for a fact. Her fucking biggest gang bang in the world video, the idea of a fluffer,

which is not a thing, okay, that was never a thing in porn where somebody just such a dick to get it ready. That's not true? No, no. That was for that. That was for that.

And Ron Jeremy was doing the fluffing? No, Ron Jeremy was talking about how they have a fluffer on the thing. But that was not some porn thing that was a standard thing at all. No, it's for the guy that's standing there for 45 minutes waiting. Right, because no one had ever done a gang bang like this before.

That was a new thing. Yeah. They make it like that's part of the fucking porn thing, but that's a lie from Ron Jeremy, who by the way, his mother helped crack the enigma coat. What? Didn't you see Porn Star, The Legend of Ron Jeremy? I saw it at Big Jay's house years ago. No.

Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Clearly, that title is a joke about Porn Star, the legend of Ron Jeremy. Okay. When I watched you with Jay, Jay was like, I refuse to feel bad for that guy. Because the whole thing's about how Ron Jeremy He's from a family. He's, first, like, he's a gifted pianist. He's from a rich family, and his mother was in World War II, like a fucking hero.

He's from, like, prodigies, and he's in porn. And it's all about how he just likes all the things at once. Like, they show him eating cake off a chick's back while he's fucking. Okay. Glutton. Yeah, he's a horrible, all-consuming black hole of a human being is the point of the thing. But at the time, it's like, that's really cool. So, fucking, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Now looking back, go look about all the fucked up people and their parents. All the fucking 60s rock. All their parents are Air Force Intel. Dude, Frank Zappa, who wasn't a druggie, his dad worked at Arsenal,

Edgewood Arsenal. You ever see Jacob's Ladder or hear of it? Yeah. Jacob's Ladder is about the experiments that were done on soldiers at Edgewood Arsenal and other experiments like a... Frank Zappa's dad? He worked at, yeah, the chemical division.

Dude, listen to how fucked up this. It's not LSD experiments. You wish. You ever see people talk about taking Benadryl and they see the hat man? Benadryl is one of the worst trips. You don't even know Benadryl is, but the pink allergy pills. Yeah, yeah. Not fucking cough syrup.

Yeah, not cough syrup. But you take Benadryl for allergies. Some fucking... I'm taking Benadryl? Yeah. Some, I guess some people, I would call... Keep your eyes from watering. I'd call them the bad kids that live behind Food Town is how I would think of these people.

You would take it and see the small hat, man. I would never, dude, if you go on Eeroid Drug Vault, which used to be the way to know about drugs, go look up Benadryl, and it's like all people going, don't ever do this, or someone going,

it was the worst thing, I'm going to do more tonight. And people going, why are you doing this? It's the most horrific trip you could have ever. You should have a bottle of Benadryl? It's not bottle, it's pills. But it comes in liquid.

You can get a liquid for him, too. Not robitizing. Benadryl, the allergy pills. Don't do it. It sounds like, it sucks. These people must be viciously molested to want to... I mean, you think you just kill yourself because the

trip is the worst thing you could and go look it up. You don't have to take my word for it. And the hat man, which is now in popular culture, is a thing people see. And depending on what country you're in, you'll see a hat that corresponds to your culture on the hat man, this dark figure. Does you look like the sleep paralysis guy? Well, yeah, in some case. So, anyway, Edgewood Arsenal, they made these soldiers

so the peak, and if anybody out there ever did Benadryl, the peak of a huge Benet, they distilled the chemical, so these soldiers for two weeks straight peaked on Benadryl tripping. Okay, dude. So that's why that, and we get Silent Hill, the vibrating heads,

that's all from Jacob's Ladder. That's all from that fucking experiment back in the day. That's all the 60s. Fucking Jim Morris' dad is the guy that did the false flag to start Vietnam, That was wild. You know how it's an established fact that it was a false flag that started Vietnam, right?

But it's not a secret. They made up a fucking thing and then they whatever. And that's why that POW, M-I-A, I don't know. Like in the 80s, dude, all these guys I've sure said P-O-W-M-I-A. Okay. And because, and Rambo was about that. Rambo, too, he goes to rescue the guys we left behind to Vietnam. Okay?

Because in real life, nobody did shit for them. They 100% were a bunch of soldiers there. they just fucking ditched them. And both John McCain and John Kerry teamed up to suppress that there were POWs in Vietnam. The two of those assholes got together.

He was a POW W, John McCain. Yeah, he must be one of the most evil pieces of shit that ever lived, I guess. Oh, I guess he must be one of the most vile, satanic fucks that ever crawled out of fucking hell and walked the earth. Yeah, he was, wasn't he? Monarchs, right?

The mind control thing was in full swing. Marilyn Monroe, remember they go how she passed messages between Kennedy and Sam G and Kana? It's called Operation Carrier Pigeon. The presidential model, sex slaves, there were iPhones, you could store messages in them. Store a lot of stuff in them.

They were iPhones. You could jerk, they're just like your phone. You jerk off on them and store your messages. Okay? The books, so you know, you don't got to go look at disclosure or that fucking. fucking Israeli fuck talking about that asteroid which is whore shit. Yeah.

The big Nothing I'm saying, by the way, is speculative. It's been disclosed, okay, that MK Monarch is real. By name it's in the NSA archives I'll fucking, I guess, I've put it in the comments of Derb, hey, go watch Derp.

Yeah, go watch it. It's in the, because people ask for the link and I couldn't believe it because on Jimmy Dorr, we talked to fuck, I'm forgetting her name. She's docking out, but she was in Monarch and she explained the shit they would do. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, like what? Like your little kid that got you on a thing,

like a wheel to spin you? Stop! It's torture. It's one of the worst tortures. This is the U.S. government. See, the reason you do it to kids young, and you got to do it before like six or seven because you don't have that third brainwave or whatever where you distinguish reality without your mommy and daddy.

Okay. Until you had a certain age. It's probably not the same on every kid, obviously. Yeah, for me it was probably like six weeks. Yeah, I was born. a demigod, basically. But when we saved Mengele and the rest of the fucking Nazis we brought from paperclip, and of course,

Yerislav Honka, the great Ukrainian that Canada applauded in the House of Commons. I saw a guy saying that they were pumping some drug gas through the vents, because when I watched it, it could be total crap, it's some whistleblower guy

from... They were pumping gas in the House of Commons, or anything? No, they, yeah. So remember Russia, you use that gas to go get the hostages? No. Yeah, and it killed and people died. And in the movie, Tenet, they show a thing like that. And in the movie, Old Boy, he gets gas. And he got, I found out there was some opera house that got Chechen rebels who

go over and Russia put sleeping gas in the thing and gassed everything. Yeah, I've seen like the trope in different places. That's from a real event. Yeah. Russia did. You know how Russia's bad and they did something bad. And then you said that is the theory that Canada pumped gas into? If Russia did it, okay.

And they, keep my mind. your government and I don't know who your government is you probably have dual loyalty like a goddamn Zionist to Canada. If Russia or just always remember this, if you heard China has some kind of weird weapon and you have to be afraid of it, you, here's what you know for sure. We made that already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you hear Russia did a thing and they didn't do it that good, we did it way better.

So pumping to, you can get the MK Monarch list of drugs of what they've cataloged with drugs do to everybody. LSD is not really a good mind control thing. It's not. It's good for making dropouts that go around and create chaos that you want to create to later have your morning in America control. But they do the dialectic. The commies love this shit. The dialectic, Hegel. You hear Hegelian philosophy about the unity of opposites. And then they fight. And then one's a little bit stronger and wins, but you need them to fight, aka gain of function research. You have governed by gain of function. And that's what fucking the Olympics are.

And that's what all the things are. But always, that's what the chess board means, right? There's the point, you're one of the pieces. But the people that get to move the pieces, that's your leaders. And probably not the ones you know. Probably not. You don't really get to know who Vince McMahon is in the real thing. You get to know who.

Who do you think, if you, if they, when you talk about the like, who do I think, musk and teal and those guys, who's above? names you never fucking heard. You ever hear of the Von Murchinsteins? No, I'm listening. What's the Von Murchinsteins? I just heard that name and I was like, okay. Sounds important.

Sounds important. Actually, go on the Durp with, hey, go on the Durp with Gurp. And Eric Hecker, the guy from Antarctica, that whistleblower dude about Raytheon, that weapon they have. The Neutrino, Ice Cube Neutrino Detector. I like science shit, so I was just following it because neutrinos are fucking crazy. They built this detector because so neutrinos have no mass and they only come from space, supposedly, but then they saw neutrinos are coming from inside the earth going out. And they could figure out why. Okay.

And there's speculation they travel so fast that they're going back through time. That's just some theory. It's not proven science or anything. But that's an interesting physics topic. Okay. Well, it turns out, Raytheon makes that. So that's already a violation of that treaty as far as I know. Maybe someone can correct me.

And that's how you can do faster than like communication with neutrinos. And you could power it up. You have underneath not a Nazi, a Gartha city, just a submarine, nuclear submarine that it could plug into. It also shoots extra low frequency waves so you can create earthquakes. And according to Eric, the new Christchurch, New Zealand earthquake was a friendly fire incident where they were playing around with their fucking thing. And that's going to their new toys. No, it's old. Well, I told Eric, he's a sweet little Pollyanna, because I found out later, dark journalist channel, I can't shout out enough, guy gets good info.

But this is a real thing. When John Kerry was supposed to go to some climate summit, the year, you know, when the Christchurch thing happened, and he stopped, he went to Antarctica instead to just see how the ice was doing. Take a peek. To take a peek, you just measure the ice. That's an insane. And so. They just wanted to press the button himself? Well, they got all the American ambassador of.

They got Americans out before, like a week before it happened. So what Eric doesn't understand is, no, dude, even you, a guy that inside is thinking it's friendly fire or incompetent. No, they did that on purpose. They did it on purpose. I don't know why they did. But they did that on purpose. And the thing is, nobody can use new. There's idiots now.

They'll tell you there's no such thing as nukes. And I mean, what propaganda, dude? obviously what we're Who says that? I've never heard that It's like here's the conspiracy that I look down on I'm gonna tell you what I look down exist Why didn't they They used them

Well here's because that video's the one video They're saying it's just a big bomb It's not actually new You know the video The video where it blows up the house You're like how do they film that Right? Because we want to destroy the cameras of the time And you know what?

Weren't some of them in the planes Well there's more than one But the point is Hey maybe that's a fake video. It could be. I don't know, but that doesn't mean that you got some more explaining to do. All the nukes are, you got 80 years of all the diplomacy. Is nuclear fission possible? So if I ask somebody, they can't answer it. They just go, that tape is fake. And by the way, maybe that tape's not fake because the government's tech is 40 to 60 years ahead of yours. That's not a secret.

They had laptops in the 70s like your eye, like this. Okay? It's just they were fantastically expensive. You get the toy when they've already perfected it. So I'm obsessed with making AI bullshit now. I didn't even have any idea how boomer fun it was. I mean, I'm out of control. Danny used to be the king. Yeah, I was

No, Danny was the first people I saw to adopt it. Yeah, I was the first. I was having loads of boomer fun. Do you think me and a fucking Canadian get to play around with it if they didn't have it already? We know they have it because Obama used it. That was his threat matrix. So when Obama was killing people at no trial,

with drones and I didn't complain because I'm like, they're terrorists, right? Sure. See, here's the thing, I'm not smarter than nobody, dude. 9-11, I was like, yeah, no, we got to go to Iraq. And people go, well, that doesn't make any sense. I go, shut the fuck up. My friend Jason Burmiss, who made loose change.

I still have not seen loose change. I already believe it was an inside job now and I don't want to go back and be traumatized and learn. I don't give a shit about the science of it. I know if you're a scumbag. scumbags do scumbag shit. So once you establish that,

the idea that the burden of proof, it's like, did the mafia rig something? And you argue, that's a conspiracy. Oh, well, they used to say the mafia didn't exist, as we know. There's no, much like another Italian word, the Illubinotti, the mafia is made up. And I had an eighth grade teacher that was saying that shit in 19- student class.

And dude, this is after Goodfellas came out, around the same time goodfellas had come out post godfather mr streeter he was actually a great history teacher i really thought he was a great history teacher on everything other than the mafia he ended up getting busted for selling drugs over the summer sick a guy was awesome oh shout out to mr streeter if he's alive but bizarrely oh that's probably his hookup for his fucking the drugs used to now i'm putting it together now i remember i was like that is no mafia i was like what you know i'm in uh eighth grade but i knew there was a mafia.

Stop asking. But it's the first time I ever heard someone say there's no such thing. And that's what they said. Jagger Hoover, because everybody said the FBI is corrupting it. Like Cash Patel used to say. Is Cash waiting to make his museum of corruption

until he generates enough content personally? That's my guess. Jagger Hoover's being blackmailed with gay shit. Just like Cash Patel. We got Indian Jay Edgar Hoovey. Okay? And don't think of it. I'm like, oh, no, I did something gay

and they called me. No. It's like First day. You got to line up the decks. We dig gay shit. You got to do it. Show us your cool. And that's why I 100% believe the Bernie Sanders, he gay? No, you ever see the ex-fucking somebody put up

an accusation exit? And somebody from one of the programs supposedly, no, maybe they're lying. It's not verified. But once you know that there's a criminal organization that does criminal, once you know there's a mafia, a mafia like crime that they would do, you know they did it. You do. So somebody said they saw him as a child and he was forced to do something with a boy on camera. This Bernie Sanders? Yeah, and this

chick goes, I've never seen a grown man cry that much in my life. They kept telling him, look, the boy likes it. It's fine. We're going to kill your family if you don't do it. So you should just do it. Come on. They're saying Bernie, he didn't, he didn't love doing it. No, he hated doing it. You know, he's like, I just wanted to help people who get affordable health care. Why do we have to do gay stuff? I just wanted to teach people's 17-year-old girl economics. It's all my dream is. Listen, by the way, all those arguments of economics,

because smart people will be like, it works in Israel socialism for their medicine and shit. But it doesn't matter, dude. There's a four-class system. You get feudalism. That's all there ever is or will be with the fuckers in charge. Sort of. There is mathematical realities of things.

That's correct. However, what you don't get to know is all the math. So when you play like a computer slot poker, my brother used to program him. He's like, don't ever play that because they cannot duplicate True Random on one of those machines. True random is a thing that's- Yeah, that's correct. Yeah. Okay. So you don't have all the fucking data on purpose to do the math.

So whatever math- There's certain things you have the data on. You have the data on what the minimum wage is. That's not like a secret. Well, here's the thing about minimum wage because- No, but I'm just saying like there are things where you have the data, yeah. When I was a kid and they raised minimum wage like $6 an hour. which is what it like still is basically

yeah which is great point tanny and uh rush limbo at the time god rest his soul uh was saying you know you're blind demand and you can't raise the way much the way the comedy clubs did when they had the coalition here to get the pay up from food spots we can't afford it doing and we want to have a business so hey i'm not good at math i'll bet you're right

i'm a jerk off despite how like successful i looked You're making it binary, though. It's more just there is a percent, you know, it's a binary. Here's the point. Minimum wage did go up, and there were more of them than ever. Okay. The comedy money did go up, and there's more clubs than there were at the time. So I already know somebody's fucking lying to me, and I know minimum wage is, we wish we had slavery.

It's like Warren Hutchins, this whole joke. What has minimum wage? Like, if we could pay you less, we would pay you less. By the way, Anne Rand, do you know who John Galt is? Yes. The Rothschild. That's the one book. That's the one movie that was not good.

But you know who he is in real life? Oh, your same day. Her boyfriend, Edmund de Rothschild. Oh, really? And in that book,

remember the, the, oh, no, the, the fucking wealthy industrialists are sick of us. And they're,

like Greek gods, they're going to go to a secret island to no one go to. And meanwhile, they're going to sabotage our infrastructure. They're going to do all the things that are happening now.

They're going to make you think women have cocks or else you're fired. You know how you live in clown? Oh, by the way, clown, just so you know, clown world. Clown is a internet slang for CIA handler

or agent. Did you know that? I just found that out. No, I didn't know that. So that's where you live now, CIA World. And if you want to play the Fort Bragg commercial, you could, last time I did Rogan, we ended the show because he was like, I can't tell you, is too upset.

Yeah. Because Fort Bragg, the Sciops Division, which Obama made legal with the Smith Modernization Act, they recruited a bunch of people to go online and fuck with you emotionally so you never know what the fuck's real. So the Charlie Kirk shooting, I've heard three or four plausible ideas of how he got shot involving. None of them are the one they're telling you is a lie. I mean, unless if you think it's not, you haven't looked at it. I haven't looked that deep into it.

So tell me. Why would you? But if you watch on video, there's four or five suspicious people. So this is where we go into LARP territory. If I know I'm doing a message of the mass is killing, okay? Because if I want to get rid of Charlie Kirk, I could kill them with poison.

You know, just poison the well. You know, anyway. But they don't, but they don't. That's not a thing they do. That's a blood libel, Kurt. Much like a woman, I have no idea what that is. So, I don't know what vaccines, women, blood liable, anti-Semitism, racism.

I don't know what, nobody knows what anything is. Oh, Juliet, that's the doctor from a minute. She would spin her on. a wheel and they go, there is no up, there is no down, there is no fucking, they would tell basically nothing is anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So why do people go along with bullshit? Because their boundaries are globalist boundaries of them.

Not to, but the kind of argument where I sort of press you on the economics thing, I'm sort of making the same argument to you that a lot of people try to look at real numbers and they say, oh, nothing's anything, everything's everything. And I'm like, well, no, I'm not going to enter that paradigm. Do you see what I'm saying? It's not true. Yeah, but you shouldn't. Yeah.

But what I'm saying is the people in charge. charge, they have the real books. You will never get to know about anything in them. You've already seen it a million times. But you can take micro versions of this scale where that I have all the information and people will tell you it's the opposite. Yeah, but again, money itself,

not only money, but your sense of what year it is. Like, let me ask this, dude. Technology, what to term, Mike Wilmot from Canada says to me when I first did the nasty show. He goes, hey, the whole world's a time machine. One guy should go into space. One guy's digging in the dirt with a stick. You're fucking right.

But why? technology. So how do our dates work in calendar? It counts down to Jesus and then back up. In China, it's like, I don't know, 10,000 or some shit. It's here like 50, six something from the years. It's pulled out of somebody's ass and they have like a nuclear clock timekeeper somewhere that determines that. So it means nothing really. The hours mean something. Obviously it gets dark at night and But, no, no, right. But see, it's easy to confuse those things and say, our timekeeping system, but then somebody's got to be wrong if China's wrong about the year.

It's just all saying the same thing, 20 different weight, right? What governs it? Let's say, yeah, one of them. Let's say, I got spaceman technology and you don't. Don't I live in the future? You live here in New York and you don't live in a fucking, the last, the Peruvian rainforest. Are you in the future?

Yeah, because that's how that works. So if I have really good tech as the great, what's his name, Arthur C. Clark said. Yeah, I could see that argument. The pedophile from who helped make 2001. Yeah, he went to Sri Lanka and fuck boys until he died. Arthur C. Clark, the guy who predicted AI. How did he know? How did he know?

How did this old fucking nonce know what was coming? Maybe there's something in fucking boys that gives you like kind of this portal into the future. That's exactly what it does. So they've gotten Danny because he's starting to think right now. You have, they, dude. So maybe Epstein was up to you. You're saying there's an advantage to be had. You're just like some sort of,

Danny's into trouble though. It's at the sixth inch. When Mystery Boys comes out, Duncan, Duncan Truzzle had the best theory of the Epstein Island, Phoenician bathhouse that they called him. It was Duncan's theory. Well, you know how Ellen's set looks just like it? Yeah.

Okay. And he blew my fucking mind with it. this dude um how do you know epstein wasn't a huge ellen fan because she's great and he wanted to recreate the exact set on his island because he's rich and he can do that maybe see you see you got to look at the thing you didn't look at sometimes it's the simplest explanation and why we got i loved ellen yeah the guy loved ellen you know nick mullen rebuilt the murph griffin set for his thing yeah yeah i mean so i'm just saying you got it dipped just took off i think him and adam don't get along now. But I laughed

my ass off at Adam talking to Anthony Weiner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's two like high-pitched New York Jewish guys. No, you know, listen to what I'm saying. Oh, God, that's that what I'm saying. Weiner lived across the street for me. Yeah.

Hey, you'd see him cooking around. Weiner dog? You go walk around the East Village, like that target in the East Village? Weeners around, dude. Yeah. That's a fact. He wishes a motherfucker would say shit to him. He likes confrontation.

No, Wiener, like. Listen, when we know, he's hard-headed. Put it that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking Alex Soros stole his girl. I think he stole her, I think, that frazzled trip. Who, in your opinion of the top, let's say, tech overlord billionaires type guys? Who do you think's the most evil?

Because I have an answer of who I think. I'm not. I don't know who. Oh, no, like, if I was to say teal, Gates, Zuckerberg, all of them. Altman, who would you say is your least favorite? Ultiman, you know about him and his sister, right? That's my pick, by the way. I think Altman's the one that I actually feel is demonic.

Yeah, because he, you know, when I heard this, his sister came out and said he wanted to make sure he was, by the way, he is gay or something. Almond actually spooks me out. But he wanted to check and see if he was gay by fucking his sister. According to his sister. How else do you find out? And he was.

It turns out he was gay. So I assumed, so what it... No, that's actually the worst way to find out. I hated this. I must be gay. It sounds like you knew a way of. going with it before. All right, let me check out if I'm gay. I'm going to eat up my grandmother.

Let me, here's the important part of the story. I guess I'm gay. He was 18 and she was five. I didn't know that until later. Also, he has an AI that can scrub the internet of these references. James Lee.

L.I. James, L.I. Lee. Fucking fantastic. Okay, let's ask Chad GPD what it thinks. Okay, didn't you? I'll ask Chad GPD what it thinks of the Sam Alden and his sister.

Yeah, I can't imagine it's going to be a... You got a peg rock to tell you the truth. Yeah, yeah. That's going to be one of those things where it goes, I don't know what you're talking about. But, dude, all them tech guys, and I like fucking, I met, I talked to him a few times.

I did him a few times. I did he's, Shady Vance's fucking philosopher. No, he's not, dude. Shut up. That dude ain't in charge of shit. He's just a fucking interesting nerd to talk to. And I,

dude, San Francisco's Phil was such fucking scumbag filled that I feel he has a kid that, whatever. Well, chat, GBT to me when I said, can you tell me about the allegations? Sam Altman and his sister it said I recommend you stop so I don't know all Bryce computer starts smoking it's it easy dot dot dot easy just type in your address just replied with your address no I don't I mentioned the allegations

but it says oh this one says Sam Altman sister and then it said brackets lying bitch triple brackets lying bitch you know do you remember when um what you know how Elon he got punched in the eye he had a black eye and like didn't cut the budget. Was it because he fought fucking Scott Besson or something? I don't know. I thought it was.

Apparently that's, they said that's what it was. Scott Besson, who's like the sassy gay guy who's the head of the treasury loves fighting people. Is that right? Yeah, dude,

that's what it is. Apparently Scott Besson, who's like head of the treasury who's like this fucking work for Soros, his gay guy, but he like doesn't talk about being gay. Oh, that's the piece of shit.

Okay. That dude, but that's basically, apparently, like, you get disagreements with that guy and he's like, let's take this outside.

So that's like Trump bailed. that dude is literally like let's take this out that's the Argentina that's why that's the Argentina yeah yeah but that's why if you get in disagreements he goes let's take this outside and apparently he's hilarious he punched why would Elon think he could take him

because he's gay probably he goes I didn't beat a gay gay guys work out what the gay dude beat his ass you know Elon's got a Mormon right hand man for some reason who I'm guessing is in charge of all that sperm that sperm that gets sent around my gang's from sperm handler it has to be

like it makes the guy Chief sperm handler. If you look at... Spirms are? Sorry. I think it's worse than that. I think he's like, he used to be in a family band, this guy.

He's a Mormon guy that was in a Mormon family band. If you don't think there's some dog shit. Anyway, so he was going to cut, what was it, Doge was going to cut... Now, fun fact, the Doge in Venice, in the Venetian city-state system,

which all these tech guys would like to institute, the Doge was the head That would be the local leader would be called the doge. And the guy underneath the doge would be called the podesta. Whatever. Anyway, everybody goes, Elon tweeted that Trump's in the Epstein file. That's why it's not. And there we goes, whoa, was he on it?

I heard he does ketamine. Was he a high on? Yeah, because you know how horse tranquilizer makes you angry tweet? Yeah, yeah, of course. So that makes sense. That totally makes a lot of sense. So they didn't doge the budget. Elon gets a black eye and fired.

Everybody says he was trying. to get some shit for himself. He might have been, but I don't believe that's what it is at all. Why would you put that on Elon if he didn't cut the... Why would you put it on Pam Bondi that the Epstein thing? That's on Trump. I'd like to... I'm a Karen.

I'd like to complain to your manager. Why is nobody doing that? Why would anyone move on from any of these things? I'm still don't understand. So, do you just forget them? Because I remember all of them, and they make a big pile of shit, and then when someone tries to convince me that I should... No, the good guys are who I think.

Well, there's this huge pile of shit, and I'm not like a simp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? But everyone's programmed to move on. Yo, the shooting you brought up. The one in Manhattan that makes no... So the guys from L.A., he drove to Manhattan.

Well, the story is he had C.T. He was trying to go kill someone at the NFL. CT from high school football. From high school football. He's going to try... Well, I mean, Antonio Brown just got extradited from fucking Dubai. So how does that... Which they famously don't have an extradition treaty.

and he shot someone at Aiden Ross's boxing event and then dip... With cum? No, with a gun. Nice. Of cum. Oh, that's a lot of day. And then he went to Dubai to like basically try and avoid criminal penalties and they extrad it. I mean, he's facing attempted murder charges.

Sweet dude. He's got C-T, but he played in the league, though. Yeah, but that guy that did the shoot, first of all, I don't understand how Blackstone relates to your high school football injuries. One. Two, he came with an AR. You live in a... Drove from Vegas to New York.

From V. Yeah. Okay. So that's an ins, and then the 33rd. Blah, blah, blah. The NFL's on the fourth floor. He's, for some reason, goes to the 33rd.

The guy that fucking Thomas Crooks, his parents, by the way, are behavioral modification therapist. You ever hear an interview with him? With, uh, interview with him. Thomas Crook's parents? I didn't even know they did one. No, they never, of course they didn't.

Oh, okay. They scrub their house clean. When you hear behavioral modification therapists, so you understand that's MK. fucking monarch and ultra. That's what that means. And the reason I know it is because their son ended up being a shooter.

So that's how you know the modification. You think your parents... He's properly modified. Yeah, like, you know, my parents weren't, hey, they weren't professional modification therapist, but I didn't shoot the president's ear. Like, do you understand?

It doesn't make sense. Oh, Kanye West. That jerk. Nobody thinks it suspicious that his personal training Do you ever have a personal trainer? Did they have power of attorney over you? Yeah, yeah.

The Hollywood guy, what's his name? Harvey Passer. He's Canadian. He's Canadian. Oh, really? He's Canadian. Oh, did you know. Did well for himself.

By the way, you always hear about Adrenachrome, right? The fucking shit. So do you know where that was developed in Canada? It's based on the Iroquois and their fucking whoever the other. Really? Well, Adrenicrobes a real thing. You can buy it on the internet. If you have an epipen, it goes bad.

And people, I think we're going to sue about it because it. because it gave them, it's not good. It's just, it looks like in Blade, the blood cocaine they were doing. That's what an EpiPen looks like when it goes bad. But supposedly Canadians in World War II, when they ran out morphine, somebody took, I don't know how true the story is, but the point is it was studied there. Don't get hung up on Dracrome. They use every part of the Buffalo, guys.

So here's an example, the Hugh Hefner pig parties on pig night on Thursday, The ones that like Cosby and them will go to That are you're on an underground tunnel You're talking about the yeah The de level girls they call the pick party They're not D level They're just tested so you can raw dog Okay

And you're fucking whores you don't be seen That's why lots of places have You know tunnels are for people who are important That's all they're not for Jews and Arabs Yeah same when they have the places here With a $6,000 membership And no cameras and everything is like yeah It's a mistress bar

So the pig party these nurses come out and they're still cameras trust me. The nurses come out they're calling the bleeders they're just like nurses while you're fucking they pull your blood out of your arm this is a news week. Doesn't say why I'd look it up now

the first thing I found was it's supposedly like a gay thing but I guess it this thing too where you come harder because you're blood this thing it's like a popper for rich dude I'm sure that it is listen I'm sure it is okay but also in addition you've got

syringes and vials of important blood. What are you going to do with that? I mean, the possibilities are limitless. But here's the thing. Just like fear, the blood changes during fear. Sex blood. Sex blood. And sex blood from important bloodlines.

Okay? You can make some really good shit with that. All our medicine, the Phoenician bathhouse and the Phoenicians come over there. The human body is a medium. So medicine comes from taking like a snake bite, a bite run. If he lives, I draw his fluids and I can cure your snake bite with it because your body creates,

you're an antibody factory. Yeah. So that's how they div. So now for Annie Venom, they do a horse fetus or some weird fucking shit, but probably still people. And so that's what the human body is for.

It could be harvested for life. So it's not, dude, any strong emotion. They're harnessing your reaction to something. They have fucking found a thing with your blood or your jizz or whatever and that's what alchemy is. You know, the Golden Dawn.

They could actually make a straight potion where they're so super straight guy's naked guy and then you go, ugh, and then you sort of crinch and take your blood right then put that into a gay guy. But straight, okay, straight and gay are invented terms from like the 50s. Maybe where you come from.

Back in the barrel, Kurt. In the barrel. Pickle a spell, boy. Let the brine do its work. Canada, you know, the fruit machine? Fruit machine's incredible. Do you know about the fruit machine? We've talked about the fruit machine here.

It's not just Ryan's old band. What's the fruit machine? It's a gay car. Canada invented... Canada invented adrenachrome and gaitar. And it was to weed out all the homoocerosy. No, I think the gay canon makes you gay. You know what fucking the fruit machine did?

Adrenicarown makes you rich. It was like blade runner. It was like fucking blade runner. They would watch your pupil dilation and show you dudes. Yeah. It was like a song to... Well, they came up. I thought they came out to Danny's...

just had someone already got to this. Well, they wanted to root... This guy's lost cause. They wanted to root the homosexuality of government. Great job, Canada. Well, you really nailed that one, huh? The gay Canada out of many... Maybe next time, take a test to see who's Chinese.

The gay Canada accidentally went off in the House of Commons. I remember watching it, and one guy was sitting there was like, what the fuck is that? I don't remember who he is, but everybody started up and applauded. They go, he fought Russia in World War II. probably was Pierre Polyev who goes, I think I know

No, he's part of the thing too So I don't know It's not Peter Polyev, I know it's not But I just remember watching one guy who was Peter Polyev One guy was like, am I in fucking crazy town? Yeah, you're like putting the pieces together You go you fought Russia during

While my girlfriend who went I want to point out The Jacksonville Florida Public Schools Who immediately picked it out Yeah At the same time there was a guy If anybody knows on camera Who was going like this

Because it's insane So that's why maybe there's credence to they pump something in. They've got different, you know, think of all the school shooter pills. That's, by the way, postal to school shooters. Yeah. The pills changed. Yeah, it's the new one. And Robert Byrd,

go on Mormonmonarch.org, a slave of Robert Berg who is Mormon. He described... That's the guy who owned Larry Bird? Yeah, Senator Robert Bird, the great senator from the state of West Virginia, the fiddle player and Satanist from West Virginia. That's why he plays fiddle.

He, uh, He said, we need, like, first of all, there's a, and I already know it's true from tragedy and hope. There's an Anglo-American Empire thing that's above everything. And the whole goal, and it's in H.G. Wells's, um, Things to Come movie. You can find YouTube. H.E. Wells made a fat, a techno-fascist fantasy in 1938 called Things to Come about British people and fucking gay Togas conquering the nuclear. You could almost think of it as a prequel of Star Trek, because of Star Trek. Because in Star Trek, there's a nuclear war first.

And Star Trek, go look up those fuckers. So all this shit is a program thing of we need one world religion and government, which is pretty hard to do. I don't know if you notice. People don't get along. So you got to do it through other ways, making everyone gay, making everybody's gender. The religion becomes dick. Peter Thiel, the great Christian fucking Antichrist fighter, Peter Thiel said, I don't want you just be gay. We want you to be like a robot spider.

Remember, like the transhuman thing is what the goal is. And it has to do a cabala and alchemy and all this shit. All the more important, if you're like a rational, secular, fucking materialist, you're a fucking jerk off. And the reason is all the really wealthy people that pay for Neil deGrasse Tyson to exist or Bill Nye, the science communicator to exist. Those people, they don't believe what Bill Nye says. they think that they come from Atlantis gay ass Atlantis

and they think they have Harry Potter blood Is that related that Atlanta is kind of gay now? Dude it's like a joke Posh schools in Britain Like Christopher Hitchens Yeah of course I did gay shit at fucking school We all did Because that's what you do

You learn to be away from women Like a real Spartan Because you're above the other And the reason you do that is because you can embody Both male and female Because you're in perfect balance Not like these peasants that are just one.

Pussy crazed maniacs with their man cave. Pussy crazed dundas. You should have a balance of your masculine feminine. I don't think you'd get fucked in the ass to learn it. I mean,

I concur. Maybe just read a lot. Here, here. You know what? We'll do that. We'll do the discracks on the Patriot.

Yeah, this is a lot. This is a five-clock show. We went long, we're good. No, you're good. You got to be a stand at eight. We're still cooking. But yeah,

if you want to do Patreon, we'll do the disc tracks over there. Patreon. com slash the boys guys. Dirt with Kerp with Karp. What else do we have? You've got a whole, you get a show with Duncan coming out? Chloe, we just did the Chloe show.

News for Women. We did the live show. We did the live news for women that'll be coming out. That was cool. It was funny shit, dude. Yeah, that was a good time. And it was like fans of the show there. Yeah. Yeah.

Not a lot of women. Not a lot of women. Good. That's how we like it. So that's why it was awesome. Okay. Thank you, everyone. We will see you next weekend.

Peace. I don't know.