The Boyscast with Ryan Long - America Fck Yeah Venezuela Greenland Minneapolis

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto.   BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit. Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off   Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - What a week 04:49 - Venezuela 07:42 - Who was Maduro? 16:54 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 17:36 - Socialist revolutions 25:44 - Jan 6th vigil 26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3? 32:35 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory 42:01 - Venezuelan protestors 44:42 - White chicks living by gang code 46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil? 52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence 54:33 - One child policy 57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy 1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro 1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE 1:07:21 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:09:23 - ICE murder 1:16:47 - New frauds 1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery 1:22:42 - Stranger Things update 1:24:51 - Eric Adam's legacy 1:26:12 - New food pyramid 1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas 1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up

Welcome to the boys, Cass fellas. America has conquered Venezuela. America has conquered Minnesota. Oh, yeah. America has basically conquered Greenland. If not, it hasn't happened yet, it's about to happen. Cuba next. Cuba next. Everyone, who else wants to get sprayed?

What some of this manifest destiny, huh? You want some of that? In one of the most eventful weeks in history, obviously right now, an ice shooting just happened, which we will get into in some people. Women be driving, huh? Women be driving. This is the thing. Some people are saying the ice. agent, they go, well, what was he

supposed to do, right? And they don't realize what I would have done. If someone was coming at me in the car, what I would have done is jumped up, high verticals, 7,8 feet. Full splits. Yeah, I would have jumped up, full splits. Landed on the car, done a 180, while I landed on the car, grabbed on the hood, right? Yeah. As I was doing that,

I would have pulled out my knife, jammed it in the top, big slit, rip it open, rip it open, obviously. Then I would grab her hair, extract her Well, while I extracted it with my left hand, I'm preparing to 360 back into the car where I would land with my hand on the brake. Nice. That's a nice move. I would have personally jumped up on the car, smashed the passenger side window, gone into the passenger side window. See, that's, yeah, they're both good options. Yeah, they're both good options.

Definitely what happened was the worst of options. We're all involved. Venezuela. Yeah. We're going to talk about it, folks. most okay for out of the gate though is this not just in general the most america shit week of all time this fucking dude this team america world police is back in action like they had they had a period where they're like yeah we're not doing that anymore and then we're like yeah we're and and by the way it is there's nothing less fun than being the guy that's just like um excuse me when people are america what about international law shut up dork shut up Excuse me

The Constitution No you're literally the guy Where you're at like the Super Bowl And America Like two jets do like a flyby And you're like I can't believe my taxpayer dollar Shut the fuck up Why is this a commercial for the army on

During the Super Bowl Shut up It's not a fun guy to be right now Is the Mr. Principles You're just like Who's running the country Fucking Baron's gonna run it What are you gonna do about it?

We're sending Baron Trump over to Venezuela. He runs the thing now. Yeah, it's called American exceptionalism. Grab your flag. Get waving. And there's nothing you could do about it. That is the most important context here. There's nothing nobody can do about this, okay?

And what I've been saying is even, it's not as fun always to be even like the Texas fun guy, because the Texas fun guy is a little serious. They're kind of angry. You know, the guy that you're like, hey, why do you have a gun? He's like, because it's my right as the Constitution. You have a government tyranny? Right. Defend against government.

What you want is I've said maybe like some areas of Florida, Southern Trash where it's like, hey, why do you have a gun? He was like, so people don't steal my pills. Yeah. That is, you know, that's the kind of level of fun you want.

Yeah, yeah, my pill mills fucking got shut down. Excuse me. The Constitution says. There's no less fun time to be that because five years later, people start forgetting about the things and then people don't have the hype And once the hype dies down, then you're the guy that was like, that was crazy what you did.

And you're like, I don't know. Yeah, we won't do it again. Yeah, right. In the heat of passion, though, backflips. Delta Force 5, when you go, yeah. Man, that shit was so sick. I don't care what anybody says. Maybe this is fucking not the right take.

But watch it, dude, that one video, I don't know if you saw this one video where they fucking, some Cuban mercenaries are like shooting at it like an Apache helicopter. and then they launched like 50 missiles at it. Right. Maybe a few guys. I don't know. And just I was like, ah,

it's awesome. That shit, he did he's bed with popcorn. That was fucking awesome. It was. I was like, it was funny. Dude,

I was up at like, you and Lindsay Graham are just fucking jizzing. Oh, dude. I was up at like 2 a.m. I was about to go to bed. And then I'm like, looking at Twitter.

And, uh, and then they're like, yeah, there's like, shit going down in Venezuela. And I go, fucking finally,

let's go boys. And then I'm like watching it on the new. I flip on the news. I'm flipping between, like, Fox News and MSNBC and CNN. And MSNBC is very much like, I'm actually. And then, you know, Fox News is like, America! Fuck yeah. Woo!

Yeah, yeah, you know? Rick Flair's Fox News. It was fucking sick. And then I was like, I got to go to bed, not expecting that, like, this whole thing would be over by 4.30 a.m. Yeah. I really think they shouldn't be allowed to start war. They need to start wars during business hours. Couldn't agree more, man.

What are we doing? You're starting to war at fucking 2 a.m. East Coast time. In the dead of night. Monday to Friday, nine to five. Okay, this is ridiculous.

And it should be a day off, right? And it should be a day off, yes. Snow day. Snow day. I actually was looking into the mission, and I kind of was pretty deep on this. Yeah. But some of the,

I would say America, I was kind of thinking of it. If you, you know, a lot of people are pointing out that there's going to be some oil to be had. That might be a couple barrel. If we could have a fucking couple bees to go around?

If a couple barrel. come your way, a couple of barrels fall off the back of a truck, they fall off the back of a truck, you know? You have to think of America like the tin man sort of, right? Where it's just like, that is what it needs. Their entire purpose is that's, and that's Lindsey Graham being

like, oil me. It's not squeaking. Every five minutes he gets it, oil me. Some people say he doesn't have a heart. And then afterwards, they go when the tin man, he's talking to the guy behind the curtain, which is, you know, the wizard

and then at the end of it if you guys remember the tin man gets a heart and that was like they give him this like clock contraption so America gets their clock contraption delivered by Al Qaeda on a plane

and that's the final and it's the doomsday clock it's the and there's the doomsday clock as well so that is America is essentially the tin and if you think of America like the tin man you don't get so you go okay it makes a little more sense

it's not so hard to digest for you. No. Yes. Lindsay Graham needs oil or he's going to seize up. Yeah. How's he going to fucking get to work every day? You think John Bolton doesn't need oil?

The man. John Bolton's not loving this. Just because he wasn't the one who got to fucking do it. I know. He wasn't the one of the button. Yeah, exactly. So. He was watching like the rest of us,

Roobes. Fox News sort of gets hard for this. Like Democrats get hard for spending. Oh, yeah. I would say, right? Like when you hear like, God damn it, we just spent so much money, like the amount of NGOs that just got funded right now,

we just funded the 95th, you know, hand jobs for the homeless. That's the thing, though. This is, I know that, like, this gets compared to every other, you know, this gets compared, essentially people are like, oh, this is like a rack. This is this thing was two and a half hours. Well, so we can get into some of the criticisms and potentials, but that is premature. Where, do you know what I mean? Of course, of course.

When you go, well, this was two and a half hours, like, yeah, it's always two and a half hours to get the guy at the beginning, or not always, but it sometimes is. I think pretty rarely. I think the... Okay, it's even better than that. And there's... Yeah. Yeah, we can get into the different criticism.

Obviously, the whole element of their like, yeah, we're just going to run Venezuela. You go, okay, well, how does that work? Baron Trump! Okay, I actually want to get into the different, like, pros and cons and criticisms. But before that, I kind of wanted to actually just go through who Maduro was. Uh-huh. Because I was, you know, sort of doing a deep dive. Man of the people according to CBC Radio Canada.

No, they didn't. Yeah. CBC Radio Canada, the French ones. They go, man of the people. He man of the people? No, they did not. They did, yeah. But they did it in French, so it wasn't like,

it was the French one, so it wasn't big of us. So, yeah, I couldn't hit the viral scene. Yeah, I didn't hit it as hard. Well, the interesting thing about Maduro to me was, is that he wasn't really like a badass. No. So when you think of like this, so... You didn't see those dance moves?

He dances. You watch those dances? You go, that's not a badass? I don't know, man. We must have been watching two. different videos. I actually didn't see the dancing. What is it?

Dude, they literally went after him because he fucking was dancing being like come after me. And then, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, like, come get me. And he was dancing. I thought you had some like video of him salsa dancing. No, those probably exist too. But no, he literally was like dancing being like come after me. And they, like the rumor is that Trump and them saw that.

And they go, fuck this guy. We're going to get him. And then he was trying to negotiate out of it being like, okay, let's figure something out. and he's like, no, too late. Yeah.

Yeah. So, but when you think of like Hugo Chavez, right? Yeah. And pretty much most communist dictators,

the same way that we're saying America, you know, taken over countries and war operations and it's fun.

Being a socialist dictator is also fun. Uh, yeah. Because you're just, certainly has his purse. Well, you're just like,

Justin Trudeau, he's banging Katie Perry. Exactly. And you're like, look at all these people that have all this money and you go,

yeah, I'm going to take it. Yeah. And then, give you guys some. I'm going to have more, obviously. And then on top of that, I'm going to be the hero. And, you know, you've seen college kids how they get hyped up.

Like, that's also fun to be, whoa. It's free vending machines. It's literally a free vending machine, right? And a lot of these guys are kind of, you know, the rage against the machine. I assume you go out of listening to Rage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Rage fans. I do not think he was listening.

Do you think they love Rage? They probably, some people, yeah, I could see that. Right. So, but Maduro was, like, like a bureaucrat. You know, he was a bus driver, got into, he was a bus driver, kind of got into the union scene,

and then he kind of became, he got into politics, and then he was, you know, worked his way up to vice president, like a Kamala Harris more. Yeah. And then, you know,

when he died, he sort of took over the revolution, but he's like, he's not a revolutionary. He's like, he's like the hall monitor of the revolution, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was just kind of saw his, he's a paper pusher. He's a paper pusher who saw a spot and took it. Yeah, yeah, he worked his way up. he was good at being loyal like he's he's really not the and then so his whole game was you know censorship and getting rid of dissent and america bad america bad but he's just not he didn't have the same spunk you know what i mean is some of these socialist revolutionaries so it's interesting to me that he was like kind of not a badass right and then also if you look into the just the i'm sure

you know a lot about the you know hugo shavas and the revolutions and all that sort of stuff more than me, maybe. But it is interesting, like, the extent of damage that those guys did. Oh, yeah. In peace time. Well, I mean, yeah. I mean, it's a classic, like, socialist thing. They went and they, you know, they, all these American companies had all these

oil deals, and then slowly they were cutting them out, and then they just nationalized all these companies and made a mess of it. Ran, like, they're like, yeah, we're not doing any maintenance on any of this stuff. They went from, I think they went from their high was like three billion, or three million barrels of oil a day to like, yeah, yeah. It's like 800,000. I mean, you might say it's the same thing that happened to Venezuela,

happened to Comedy Central. Yeah. Wokism took over. Women got in charge. You had a bunch, you know, you had these guys essentially take over successful operations and run them to the ground with no problem.

Yeah. Well, the thing is they, they is very much like, oh, uh, fucking Chevron. Like, they're maintaining all this week. We could do that. Yeah. Yeah.

Why, you're just like twisting some bolts and stuff? Yeah, we can twist a, fucking bolt. Why are we paying so much money to twist some bolts? We can do that. And then leave and they go, okay, this is actually pretty good. Well, a big part of it is so they purge all the engineers. So all of the the smart guys they got rid of like they. Pothott style.

No glasses. Dude, they legitimately did the farmers or engineers and engineers are farmers. Yeah. So they got rid of all the smart guys. And then they I feel like what socialists are exceptionally bad at is planning for anything other than good times. You know what I mean? They're very bad at being like, this will never end.

Yeah, this will never end. Very much. Yeah, this is never going to end. The oil price goes down like, it's kind of like, you know, when you take a company like Amazon and you're just like, then there's any recession in all these social places.

They're like, okay, this is done. Of course. But they can't pivot. They're like, actually it's not done. Yeah, it's not done. And then they make up how much oil they have because that's the thing. They say that apparently when Chavez

came into power, they had 80 billion barrels of oil and then they're like no external audits allowed. We have 300 billion now. Right. And that was when like oil was like, you know, starting to creep up to like $100 a barrel. They're like, yeah, I don't know. We actually have $300 billion barrels. But I don't think that's true.

Well, that's the same thing to do with prices where they go, isn't this crazy? Like bread used to be $10 now. It's $10. It's 10. It's 10. It's 10. So they, yeah, they fix all the prices. And then people are just like, I mean, you know, just think of anything.

You're just like, hey, shirts cost $10 million, and you go, sell me your shirt and you go, or, you know, buy my shirt and it's $10 million. Actually, I just said that wrong. You know what I'm trying to say. They basically say that. They're fudging all the numbers. Well, they make it so people won't produce anything. Yeah, that too. I mean, I don't know what Venezuela produces.

I mean, they were. I did the opposite. Your shirts and shirts are four cents. And then I go, I want to buy your shirt four cents. You go, yeah, I'm just not going to sell it. Yeah, of course. So no one sells shirts anymore. Yeah, well, the government's.

all shirts. But they also don't have any shirts. Yeah, they also. They can't really come up with any shirts. Yeah. I mean, they were making a lot of money with the narco-trafficking. I don't think that had anything to do with why they went in. It's impossible to know Trump's motivation. Well, no, like with the tariff stuff, which pretty sick GDP print today. I don't know if you saw that. Fucking America's back, baby. Economy is 5.4% Q4. See that again? The Q4 GDP, they basically came out today. It was five and a, almost five and a half percent. Okay, which is huge. But no, like with the tariffs thing, he goes, national security. That's the way that he figured out this loophole where he goes,

you don't have to run anything by Congress that the president does. Yeah. If you just go, this is a matter of national security. So the whole, like, it's a life hack. It's like, I guess he's the first one to figure it out, or he just was the first one who wanted to do it and people else figured it out, but they just didn't care to use it. But he just goes, this is a matter of national security.

I don't know if they're... Yeah, I got to get head in the Oval Office. Yeah, it's a matter of national security. national security and drugs is one of them same with the tariffs on canada where he goes it's fented also matter of national security he just says that and he goes yeah because normally wars any war stuff has to be approved by congress and he was literally like yeah we can't this is such a bang bang play here we can't even tell congress about this they don't like telling congress can't even inform them of it so uh they just go yeah national security and then it goes does this cuba's in big trouble

tell me why Cuba's in trouble Cuba gets I didn't even know this until this happened but Cuba gets all their oil Yeah From Venezuela And they're not doing great as is No but they get all the oil for Venezuela for free I didn't know that

Yeah in exchange for basically sending doctors And security person Cuban doctor yeah No Cuban doctors are actually They are good because why Because that's the one Doctors are okay I'm being very That's the one thing Cuba always says

Where they're like They have like the highest levels of literacy and they actually have bad equipment, but they actually have, like, you know, highest literacy rates and, you know, the education is somewhat of a priority there, and they have good doctors.

And they do, so they send doctors to Venezuela and they send security personnel who they lost like 40 of them. And they didn't do a great job, so they might want a refund or whatever, but Venezuela does. But anyways, Trump immediately is like,

yeah, no oil to Cuba. That's over. So now Cuba has to go buy, like they like they have to buy basically I think it's like a hundred thousand barrels a day on the open market but they don't have US dollars which most oil is denominated and obviously there's like the

you can get around that buying like Russian oil and stuff but it's you know Venezuela is right there like so Cuba is in real trouble yeah I mean all their cars are from 1942 those are guzzlers yeah but I mean look those are guzzlers and also just like that just powers everything like they have some domestic oil production

but not enough to power their country Yeah. So they're going to be having some real fucking issues real fast. Like, imagine you're like running Cuba and all of a sudden, I'm sure they maybe made some contingencies thinking this was going to happen. But you're like, yeah, we should have to buy all our oil now and source it and everything. Mm-hmm. So we'll see.

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They managed to hold on to it. The real key here is if you're going to be a dictator, you need nukes. That's the thing. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's like, if you want to be a dictator, obviously Cuba doesn't have either, but like... No, okay, it's not good for the people. That's for sure. Hell no.

But it's kind of the... You know what it would be like if you have a... if you worked at a company, right? Yeah. And then, you know, you're like, the boss is a piece of shit. And then you get everyone hyped up and you're like, fuck this guy, you know?

And then... It kills all of you. No, you go in, you all call the, you know, you all call every client. You tell him to go fuck himself. You tear down the thing. And then afterwards, you're just like, okay, well, now none of us have a job.

You go, and like a week later, your wife's just like, all right, uh, how are we paying for stuff? You're just like pretty fun though, right? Should give him a piece of my mind, though. Right. Yeah. There's a thing called principles.

Yeah, yeah. Felt fucking good, though, right? Felt fucking good, yeah. We're so excited. You know, so it sounds like you were pretty hyped up on the actual mission where you're just like, sick. Rock and roll. Bullhorns up.

Rock and roll. How they took them is insane out of a movie. Dude, the whole thing is crazy. Like one, no. I think they said they had two injuries from like maybe some shrapnel and one of their helicopters like got shot at and but it's still operational. So some people. were saying, and these weren't money well spent

by the way, because people are always like, my fucking tax dollars, you go, this is, they're spending $18 billion on fucking daycares in Minneapolis. Like, they didn't even touch that. And you might own fucking, and again, it's like, if you think about it from like, uh, like the board game risk, it's like, if you want dominance over

South America, you're like, you start with Venezuela. You also can say the board game risk. You don't want to get that spread out though. Yeah, you don't want to get too spread out. You don't want to get too spread out, but man, Venezuela. That's a fucking hotspot, man. Sure. entry into the entire continent. Some people were saying that,

and I was going to say, they're not necessarily conspiratorial people, kind of almost like army guys that are giving you the facts about the operations. We're saying that normally when you have like a bunch of helicopters like that, one of the helicopters

or two of the helicopters would get shot down, and one of the people, some people were saying that they might have had intel from the inside guys. Oh, they definitely had some, yeah, yeah. Like they have intel. I mean, they obviously had intel from inside guys

that were working to help get into the compound to get him. They had like all his movements. But also, you know, it's possible that they had. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's some people. I mean, dude, the real conspiracy theory. But they essentially had like an entire section standing down

is what the proposal is. Well, the real conspiracy theory, or not real, but a conspiracy theory is that Maduro actually did surrender. That's what he said, yeah. Right, he did surrender. That's the yarn he's spinning. But the thing is that if he were to surrender,

the Cubans would kill him. Like literally because he was, he wasn't surrounded by, he was surrounded by all these Cuban mercenaries. So if he's like, sure, I'll surrender. Like, I'll give myself up then, or he's like, I'll fucking flee. That doesn't work that way.

Fleer to Russia doesn't work that way. Oh, that's, I'm just gonna leave the mafia. Thanks, guys. Right, exactly. So then the Cubans would all kill him. And so basically, this was all like just the show. This was for show and that he actually agreed

to be removed. Yeah, that's possible. And they just did it like this way. Well, yeah, and mission was insane. exclusively white dudes. Fuck. Did you see that?

And a dog and a German shepherd. The funny thing is like someone posted a photo. I was laughing. Like someone posted a photo of like Delta Force and all their faces were blacked out. Like there's just a black box over every face and there was a German Shepherd also had a black box over his face. Just enough Doc's the dog. That's hilarious. So because even what you said where you're like, okay, this is a fairly good use of money.

And again, you see how it plays. Again, you'll see... TB. TB. This stuff is very D, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, again, you never know, like, what's gonna... But if you're not saying, oh, this is a...

Like, with, you know, a lot of these kind of foreign entanglements, a big portion is like, you know, how much the fucking money this wasted, right? But in this case, you can't really say that quite yet. Not a couple hundred mil. No, but I'm saying, like, right now, if you don't have... That's a fun... That's a better argument even...

Kind of like in... Kind of like in... 50 million barrels of oil from it, 30 to 50 million barrels of oil, which is $2 billion. So, So there's an argument who made that this is actually going to help, blah, blah. So if you could remove money, the argument's almost like a moral argument or a risk in the future argument. Yeah, people, some people are like, the U.S. shouldn't meddle in other countries. Because it costs a lot of money and they're like, maybe not this time.

Yeah. And I mean, there was a lot, like, there's a lot of like little related things to this, you know, like in terms of like, obviously like the Chinese, China had a delegation in Venezuela in Krak. it's like that morning, right, who showed up. So it's like the Chinese and the Russians had designs on Venezuela. They both wanted it. So there's obviously some people would be like, okay, we'll wait for China and Russia to like make their move and then react to it. But then you're kind of, you know, potentially too late.

That you sound very American to me. No, you want if you think that they're going for it. Like if the idea is you're like, this is up for grabs, China sees this is up for grabs, Russia sees this is up for grabs, then the U.S. strategically you think the U.S. should be like, okay, well, this is up for grabs then. And why do we not want it? Why do we want it to fall in their hands, right? If that's, if that's what's going on. And then also, like, Venezuela's defense system was all Russian. Like, Russia put, it's like a $2 billion defense system, which failed completely. Like, it was

dominated. Yeah. But then that sends a message to Russia now where you're like, yeah, whatever you guys think you're going to, now Russia has nukes, but whatever you think you're going to do to stop America, like, you're not. We just took out your highest level of fucking, radar missile defense, all that stuff, like two and a half hours. And you spent $2 billion on it. You actually, you feel like you just came back from WWE. You're like hyped up.

Oh, I'm so hyped. I'm so hyped. I did, man. It was fucking like, dude, this is like, you know, like Hulk Hogan versus like the Russian dude or the Iron Sheik. I got my fucking. You're so hyped up. You're forcing me to be the not fun guy, then, to say the other side.

I'm excused me. I'm excused me. I'm the excuse me, guy. That's fine. I can't even. Again, this, I will fully concede that this. could completely blow up in their face. Well, this is, if you think about

nation building or foreign entanglement's period, kind of like having a harem of women. And again, also, just the last point, he was, everybody's like, yo, he was the president. He was not the president. Like, he was not the president of Venezuela. No countries in the world recognized him as the president.

Maybe like Russia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, almost every country in the world did not recognize him as a president. He was just some guy. Right. Like, he was like the head of like a fucking, you know,

so I explain that. They essentially, had a, they were kind of doing elections, but they were fake elections. He didn't win. He didn't win. He didn't by even, like, it wasn't even close. Like, he got, like, destroyed. Then he was like, nah, I'm the president. And he's like, no,

I'm staying. And he just, like, uses government apparatus and, you know, like, military or whatever to stay in power. So they were just, I mean, Biden was the one. I think Obama was the one who originally put the bounty on him. The bounty on the head. Biden cranked it up to 25 million, but all Biden said was just like, do you have any message to Maduro?

and he's interesting because yeah Biden kind of Biden kind of came out and he was just like this was he was he was trashing the operation a bit and then everyone was like you're the guy who originally put the bounty up what do you think a $25 million bounty means but there is definitely a camp still

that is just whatever Trump did is bad and then there's camps that whatever Trump did's good of course and they're the people who you think they would be there's kind of and then there's same as the fucking girl who got killed yesterday by the ice thing yeah you're just like I can I don't need to go see what people are saying about this.

I already know. I already know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the reverse of January 6th. Yeah, I know what you're going to say about this. It's like, it's pretty predictable. Like certain people, like prominent voices, I go, I know what your opinion is going to be on this. I don't know if you saw the big January 6th.

The vigil. Vigil. Yeah. Dude, that shit's so gay. You're just like, dude, that's crazy. You go, there's been like a riot every 15 minutes. I know. And they're just like, well, again, that's a little, uh, political.

But you're right. And to be honest, I will even go. They're like, they're very much like, guys, like, they probably were bummed about the Venezuela thing

because they're like, hello, hello? Do you guys don't remember January 6th? I mean, we don't give you shit about January 6th.

There's so much going on right now. They're like, but January 6th five years ago, come on. And then the people are like, don't care.

Speaking of people that's saying hello, the, Zelinski was also saying, hello. Yeah, of course. Zelensky had a whole thing being like,

great work, guys and obviously he won over here. And that was kind of good. But again, back to the Russian defense system thing where at the very least like Americans can share with Ukraine you go, this is how their whole Russian defense system and radars all work. Yeah.

You know how they work. Like you know how to bypass them now. So probably not not, it was a loss for Russia to a degree. I mean, the feeling is all this stuff that Trump's doing is, is either he knows that there's like some massive like like, you know, global war coming.

and they're just, this is preparation for it and you know, you're kind of getting your ducks in order. That's what it feels like is that you're like, this is gear, especially with the Greenland stuff where they're like, you know, they're ramping up the Greenland shit. I'll agree with you and even add to it because I was kind of thinking even culturally,

you know how I have a theory that everything is kind of baggy jeans back to tight, back to baggie. You know, there is, and then when it goes baggy back to tight, it's a power consolidation phase. and it feels like right now it's what you described as like a power consolidation where it was just like okay things got a little messy now

it's like okay now we're getting the team is back together what fucking team are you on you know what I mean and then after that it kind of is like what is all these these teams are a little much you know yeah so but right now it feels like that so then you have the anti-interventionist and then you have kind of like

might is right those are like kind of so you have like Trump's good Trump's bad anti-intervention versus kind of like, you take what you can take. Sure. And like the Monroe Doctrine, where they're like, it's hemispheric defense. So they're trying to say like,

this is different. It's actually the Don Roe doctrine now. I don't know if you heard Trump. Yeah. Oh, really? Trump renamed it. It's the Don Roe Doctrine now. Just kind of drop that in the news conference.

So the Don Roe Doctrine, hemispheric defense, which, you know, they're like, this is trying to be like, this is different than Iraq and all the Middle East stuff because it was not in our hemisphere. this is in the hemisphere so this is like a different thing but you are right that's all just fancy footwork

because at the end of the day it was just like yeah whatever stop me I don't even talk to Congress about this what the fuck do you think you're doing that is the there is a very much all of the kind of like

international law bureaucracy is all just for or what yeah or why what are you going to do about it? I mean it's really like a dad with his kids being like we've all made a law that will uh no one shall have three cookies more than three cookies and then the dad

decides have three cookies like what the fuck are any yeah yeah it's like yes i made these laws but also shut up it's like don't do this why just because why i thought we made i thought we all agreed to this rule well i don't agree right now anymore and you're still doing it do as i say not as i do there is a lot of that going on yeah so uh and you for it's easy to get swept up in greenland it's like what else do we want fucking London's ours now, you know? Well, again, Greenland, like if you're from the notion of

hemispheric defense, unfortunately Canada falls into this, but from the notion of hemispheric defense, because it's like if you look at like not a map of... I'm not saying there's not good explanations. Should they do they have the right? But yeah, then there's another side of all that stuff.

Well, to do the, I'm kind of a little bit, I'm buying a little bit of the thing. Do they have the right to it? It's like the moral, arguments just like don't historically matter. No. No, they don't really. You know, I've seen some people make the case where they go, because obviously this

gets compared to every Middle Eastern regime change and there is this idea. I think Mike Sernovich said it where you go, these are different people. And there's not a bunch of wars going on in their country. Yeah, there's not a bunch of wars. Well, they're kind of like these people were, but then again, you could say that about Iran like back in the day, but that was so long ago. There's also Iran going on right now. They're shut their internet off, which is generally like when,

They do that. Like that's when the fucking... They can't even go on grok and put bikinis on leather. Dude, they can't go on Grindr. That stinks, dude. Yeah, yeah, they can't go on grok and put burkas on everybody. Spent a lifetime there one night. She's never been on there.

Yeah, but they're, dude, they're like, you know, that's fucking popping off right now. And, uh, you know, Trump said if you guys... But you know what I mean? They used to be Western. Yeah, yeah. But Trump's like, if you guys kill any protesters, which they have already, he's like, we're going to fuck you up. Trump's got a lot on his plate, man.

This guy, I don't know when. this guy sleeps. Would you say he's doing too much? He's doing a lot. I mean, it is, it does stress me out as just like, when I'm just like, man, I gotta like, post all this stuff and make all this content. And you're like, or fucking, you're getting nuked.

Yeah, but Trump's just like, yeah, there's a million things. Just like, does it make you feel insignificant? Is that kind of the argument, the point you're making? Oh, I'm just, I'm impressed. He's the amount of stuff. You're saying, I'm stressed up by the, I'm stressed out by these tiny little things in this guy. This guy just has so, dude, he's, you know, he's getting a call.

They're like, fucking American citizen was killed by ice today. Like, he's just like, fucking, that's one of his 10 things. You know,

there's probably like a normal thing for like a big CEO to be dealing with just like putting out multiple fires. But like, these are literal fires. Like he's literal fires he's putting out. Whereas it's not like,

he's just like, oh, the fucking HR problem is all the servers are down. Like he's got like, like PR nightmare kind of thing. Yeah. This is Bud Light just dropped their ass. Yeah.

Every five times a day. Yeah. he's Bud Light but did Bud Light drop their ad and he's like the CEO of like the cold play CEO like at the same time and it's just like all these and he's the healthcare CEO and he's

Luigi Mangione and it's just like all these things at once dude fuck it's fucking crazy how uneventful a big portion of our life was in terms of world politics I literally barely like post Iraq like post 9-11 there was literally 15 years

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I was kind of, so I was thinking that if you think of the, potential negatives or whatever, right? Like here's the things that could go wrong, right? You kind of have a situation where the same of the where I said about the CEO, it's like with all these things, you go, well, what happens next? It's kind of like when you have a kid

and his dad's abusive. You see this a lot in the shows where it'll be like the abusive dad and they're just like, okay, we'll go in and kill the dad and then you're just like problem solved and the kid's like, where do I live now? Rent's due on the first. So anyways, have a good life.

And then, you know, you go, maybe that kid actually goes into foster care now and that kid uh joins a gang and ends up in jail for life where the abusive dad he might have turned 18 and you know so you don't always had a chip on his shoulder and been like a fucking hustle grinds yeah and maybe beat his kid but he you know he didn't kill a guy or whatever right so you never really know what happens like it could be a free for all for gangs right now like if you are a cartel guy you're just like oh they are for sure right right now it's in Venezuela i mean in Venezuela yeah i'm sure there's like a massive infighting to seize power and all sorts of stuff.

Yeah, of massive infighting, but also if you're like a criminal, you're probably just like game on. Yeah. Well, it seems like most of the criminals in Venezuela, from what I understand,

are the government. Like, that's the thing. It's like, I was watching Coleman Hughes's podcast with some chick from Venezuela, and she's like, there's,

like, they designed their military where they have 2,000 generals in their military, and it's specifically so that, like, nobody can really, like, turn, like, it's like, by design

so, like, nobody can really, like, turn on the president, because when you normally, like, you have like three generals and you need two of them to basically say like we're doing a coup. But now it's like you need a thousand. So it's like way harder. And they're all running some like, you know, there's some kind of running something that makes them a ton of money. So for them to turn on the government, you're like, well, then I'm fucking just making.

Yeah, I'm going to go from rich to a general salary. Because you're getting paid up top. Yeah. You're making tons of money. So it's set up to just basically rob everybody. very top-heavy their structure, I guess. So we'll see.

So it could be a free-for-all. It could be, you know, the next guy just starts and you're in kind of the same situation. It could be that you fight to keep a guy in power forever. And the bottom line is it's one of these things where probably mostly

when you're the guy being right now when you're the guy saying like, oh, this could go wrong. You go, maybe it doesn't go wrong this one. Maybe there's five of them and one of them goes wrong. I mean, the likelihood is it goes wrong in a way you can't predict.

That's a good point. That's the most likely scenario is you go, well, didn't see that. The way you can predict that you go, it's like a power struggle to actually keep the power. And then you go, I don't know exactly how, but you kind of know that the genre of trouble. Yes.

And that's where the harem point I was making, I go, a nation building is like, you know, at first you're just like, I want to have fucking 10 wives. And then you go, you know, you could think that'd be sick. And then maybe you can even control these 10 wives. But then all the wives started having kids. And then the wives start being like, I want, you know, I want my sovereignty.

I want to be able to do what I want. You go, okay, maybe you can. And then she goes, what about it? And then all of a sudden, your 10 wives were it was like, I'm just going to get my dick so wet. Yeah. You end up with a ton of problems, some of which you couldn't even, you know. Yeah.

Oh, one of the wives fucks another guy. Now you've got to fight. Now you're like, do I have to fight a guy on behalf of wife number eight? Yeah. Or do I just let wife number eight go. But if I let wife number eight go, then wife number seven. And I don't even know her name. I barely know this woman's.

name. So I think it's hard to predict, oh, there's an uprising with white never, you know, so whatever. You can sit it's hard to predict exactly, but you go maybe it's sick or maybe you kind of end up in bad situations. Yeah. It is, poor Marco Rubio, he's got so much to do right now.

He probably loves that. I know he loves it, but he's fucking, they're just like, yeah, he runs fucking that was like the joke. He's like, yeah, he's going to be running Cuba, Venezuela, Venezuela, Greenland, Greenland. But Greenland's an interesting. Runs the archives. Greenland is basically Trump being like, I just have to have it.

Yeah, I just have to. I mean, I guess he's not the first president to say that. But again, no, but he's like a wife that's just like with a bag. I just, I need it. Yeah. Like, look, I mean, I said this about Canada, but like he could literally give every person in Greenland a million dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

50,000 people. It's just like, no. I mean, you can get a million USD or you can get a billion USD in your mouth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, we'll see how the Greenland thing. points out, but he really... But it's... The Greenland thing's weird because they're part of NATO,

and Greenland's... Like, Denmark's policy is like, yeah, you can do whatever you want here. We just can't have it. And what's their arguments? Like, yes, but what we want is actually, it takes a long time and we want to fucking build a whole new road and you got a whole system for that. So we actually can't do exactly what we want, you know? Like, yeah, as far as I understand, they're like, yeah, put as many bases as you want here. It's like, nobody lives here. It's massive. And there's one town, like, there's a townsworth of people. So you're kind of making the argument that you actually

kind of can do what you want now. You already do you kind of run Greenland for what you say you need it for. But don't they have to kind of run things by them a little bit? That, I don't know. I'm sure some capacity. Obviously there's resources. Well, that's what you're saying, though. They go, hey, you guys already kind of run

it and they go, yeah, exactly. So what's the difference? Just finalize the deal here. Let's just make this official. And you go, well, you already have what you want. You go, yeah, exactly. and it's, well, they don't have the resources.

The resources are belong to the... Oil me? Yeah. Well, it's not, I don't know if it's oil. It's probably like minerals. Minerals. I don't know if they have oil there. But again, the oil thing is like,

that was the one thing where, because, you know, every regime change, that was the one thing that made the least sense to me, where I go, this is kind of like a red herring or something like, where Trump's like, yeah, we want their oil. And they go, they never say that when they do regime changes. They never just go out and say they want their oil. And some people like, oh, well, that's just Trump.

But I feel like it's way more. than that. He's trying to throw people off the scent by being like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we just want the oil. I've kind of a great period. You know, Iraq, all that stuff was they were like, no, no, no, democracy. We just want to give them democracy. I thought that was an interesting as well. But they didn't say it, but this is just like, yeah. But he's like, my other reason is actually worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing. If he told these real reasons, people would be like, what the fuck? So he's got to be like, chiching. Yeah, yeah, he goes, hey, we just want the oil. And he goes, okay. It's sort of backdating reasons. I was kind of thinking Elon Musk,

did the same thing where Elon Musk got a bunch of girls pregnant. And then afterwards he was just like, went on his whole tirade of like, every man has to do this because he's saving the world. You know, basically got, he had seven baby mamas. And then he was just like, I'm saving the world. Sort of like how chicks do it, right?

Where you back, you go, I actually needed to do that because of this and this. And actually I'm still the hero. And there is a bit of that where you go back and you go, do you know how many good reasons I had for that, like at the time? Saving the white race. I'm saving the, I'm literally saving white people. I don't know what more to tell you.

What you want. So yeah, there is a bit of kind of throwing reasons at the fire right now. Yeah. The people of Venezuela, it's interesting. Like I think it was in New York. They have like big clashes where it's like a Venezuela, you know, kind of lib protesters versus Venezuelan guy and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, and the Venezuelan people are to a man.

I mean, if you don't live in Venice. The thing is, because, you know, you've seen this a lot where people are like, well, the people in Venezuela, are not pumped and you're like yeah because you'll get killed like you can't just you still can't like the regime is still in place well some of them are pro to are like happy no aren't they uh like people secretly in venezuela are all happy was there not venezuela like on the street woo i thought i saw that very minimal because it's it's it's risky dude they have like the right because you go and things go back to normal in a month and now you're in jail for a year well no the regime is still in

place like they didn't get rid of the entire regime yeah just removed maduro like yeah his vice president i just thought i saw that Well, so there were so many, like, dude, there was so many videos going. Well, there's, you know, there'd be a video from our Buenos Aires of all the Venezuelans who were like fled and they're celebrating. And then there was one where they're like, no, that was actually the World Cup from like fucking four years ago. And that was actually like an old video and stuff. But everybody outside of Venezuela, Venezuelans are all celebrating. But inside of Venezuela, they're like, dude, they're stopping people.

I guess you could say that to Sampleias where you're like the people. where you're like the people that fled are happy. Yeah, the people who fled are happy. And the people in Venezuela are privately happy, but they're like stopping people in the streets, searching their phones, anything pro-Trump is like, they're still fucking taking you and they're killing you,

throwing you in jail. So it's not like- And probably with less oversight at this moment. Yeah, I mean, it's the same regime. So it's like being pro-America in Venezuela last week. But I'm just saying they probably, even if they have, try to have like a thin veneer of a justice system,

that's probably out the window at this exact moment. Yeah, yeah. And again, all like, what happened to that guy? I don't know. All the judges and regime puppets and all that stuff. But the notion, I'm sure the people have been as well. I don't know how you couldn't be happy. You're like, we used to be a first world country, and now we're a third world country and a generation.

It is, but it is, I guess that's one of the hypocrisies where people, you know, if you think of like your average, like, white women, like their whole thing is like we always have to like listen to the minorities. And then right now they're just like, okay, well, not these ones. Not these ones. Or I guess they'd lie. I think people just lie to themselves where they go, no, they're actually...

Again, it's because Trump did it. They're just like, because white ladies hate Trump and they go, Trump did a thing. They go, well, I'm against that. That's just the reflex. It's kind of thing that's funny even with white chicks. And probably just lib chicks in general. They don't have to be white.

But it's like, you know, if you think about like how much they hate the police and all that sort of stuff and they're all kind of activist right now, they almost convince white women to live by like gang code where they're just like never call the cops. Yeah.

They almost convinced, like, your average college student to live like they have to follow the Crip Code. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you're just like, you know, you've heard people say, they go, I would never call the cops because if a cop came, then they might kill a black guy. You know what I mean? You go, you're living by the street code? Yeah, dude. You go to NYU and you live by the street code. Remember that girl in Brooklyn whose fucking boyfriend got stabbed?

Yeah, yeah, and she was still just like. She's like, I won't cooperate with the police. And you're like, this guy just stab your boyfriend. But that's what I mean? She's living by jail street code. Yeah. If you actually think about it, that's pretty big move that gangs sort of like were able to convince white chicks they have to live by the gang code. We should have never let them vote.

I would never snitch. You're just like, what do you? You go to, you know. Yeah, we're talking about. You're like a student at Harvard. What are you talking about you? It's like, yo, you never snitch. So I agree with you that the international law is all just for argument's sake.

That's like almost like an academic exercise at this point. Yeah, I mean, again, who enforces international law? America. The video of Lindsey Graham beside Trump Where I know Like a little lap dog Dude It's out of a cartoon

Dude It's I was laughing so hard Just looking up at him You're so sick Donald You're so fucking sick Oh So big and sick

So tall He went home to his wife It was the first time He's been able to get hard and six His wife That's what I'm saying though But no no He has

I'm saying he has a woman That he's with That he hasn't had to be able to get with her, but he's saying that his stress at work is just because he's gay. And this is the first time he's rock hard. Like, he gets hard at the press conference and then goes home the whole time, it's still hard. It comes in.

Honey, we're having sex. I'm not staying at my roommate's house this week, honey. His dick's just so hard he can finally have sex. Oh, he's loving this. Yeah. Big win for Lindsey Graham. He's never been happier. Oh, this is great.

They, um, I guess one of the arguments that people say is with with dictators if you kind of have like a reflexively anti-interventionist stance or whatever which maybe we do I don't know but uh you're like um well what do you do with a dictator you sanction them I mean that's that that is like there are all these like

agreed upon things but you sanction them to not do what like they can't get voted out so they can't go well you sanction the country you basically and you know if you look at the I think it was like the GDP of like per capita. You bully the dictator. You bully the country. I mean, the idea is you go, we're going to destroy this country with sanctions to the point where the people

rise up. But, you know, how... It doesn't work that. If it doesn't work that good. A lot of these guys have been there for 60 years. Yeah, you look at Cuba, you look at Venezuela, you look in North Korea, you go, you sanction the shit out of them. It doesn't work. Right. So then I guess... Because they're happy to just have their people starving and miserable. So people have an okay argument where they're just like,

well, you got to do something and then... Well, I mean, look, I do understand the thing where they're like, why is this our problem? Why, the America firsters who are just like, this isn't, I mean, you know. But that's, no, you make a good point because then they go, you know, even when you're just like Venezuelans are really happy and this and that and you go, why do you care?

Like that's not, if, why do you, you could say that the other way around where people are just like, look how the Venezuela is liberated and you go, now you care. So the same way that the other way where they're saying that, and now I don't care about minorities the other way you go, now you do. To the America first people who are like, we shouldn't be doing this. There is the chance that this is actually better for America in the long run. And then you look back on it in hindsight, you go, I guess that was, this turned out to be America first.

But in the initial action, you go like, yeah, why are we going somewhere else and using our money to do this stuff? And so that's not America first. I get both sides of it. Well, that's, yeah. Again, this whole thing's TBD. I guess that's real answer. I mean, you aren't particularly ideological period. No, I mean, look, like, people are.

Putin could fucking launch a nuke next week and we'd be like that backfired right that whole thing he's not happy about this

and he's fucking You say we're in our bunker getting the nukes out and you go okay that probably didn't didn't help and you're just sitting there with your oil

being like at least have my oil yeah at least have your oil did you buy any oil stocks I wouldn't I know I don't think this is like again back to the thing

where he goes You didn't make any stock moves no like so for the oil thing I was like because I was like kind of deep into oil Twitter, not the did he. And, uh, but I was like really like reading all these like oil people who are like, you know, big oil guys and they're like, this is nothing.

Like first off, their, their oil that they have in Venezuela is the worst type of oil. It's like the thickest like sour oil. It has the most like contaminants, all this stuff. They don't have that much of it. Their infrastructure is completely dilapidated. They some people are, are estimating that in order, because, you know, the first thing Canadians were like, oh, this is bad for Canada. A lot of people are like, this is bad for Canada.

But Canada is doing like 4.5 million barrels a day from the oil sands. In order to even get there to that number from Venezuela, they have to drop like a trillion dollars, like close, probably like 700 billion to a trillion dollars in infrastructure. It'll take five to 10 years just to do it. The oil companies are not super gung-ho about this because, for one, oil prices are very low. There's a total glut of oil in the world right now. Like, oil prices in the 50s. Like, oil went up the next day. Like, if you

thought this was going to be this crazy oil shock, tons of supplies coming in a line, oil should have Yeah, but a stock move could have still been where you go, I think people are overestimating when this went up 50%. Well, the only stock move I would do... Short, short quick short on Chevron. No, I wouldn't short Chevron necessarily, I would

say probably like Canadian National Resources got hit pretty bad. Like, I think it was maybe lost 80%. And you're just like, they got hit way too hard. Yeah, they got hit way too hard. I think that's probably an overreaction. But I don't quite like know the, like oil is like pretty tricky thing like in terms of like knowing the ins and outs of it. But at least from the surface, the way people were describing this is like you're not going to see this like glot of oil right away. You're our buddy.

And oil prices are so low that like it a lot of these like especially for those like heavy oil you're like they're below break even. It's like they don't even break even to get this shit out of the ground right now. So it just doesn't, the oil story doesn't make a lot of sense to me. We and Danny have a friend that his dad owns like a, these tiny like penny stock oil rigs or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one of them struck and now he's cooking. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know. I didn't know that one of them fucking. I heard that from Graham. Oh, really? Well, I see Terry's on Twitter too. Oh, okay. But, uh... Trust on Terry on Twitter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, shout out Terry. But yeah, Terry, we and Danny had an office and they had an office beside us and his son worked and his son was our boy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they hit fucking... Yeah, when it is son's wedding. But yeah, the oil hit and he is living apparently. That's great.

That's great. Good for him. Just cooking, yeah. Nice. Yeah. But again, I don't... This oil thing is, I don't... There's no...

There's tons of oil right now. Like, if oil was $100 a barrel, this would make more sense. So your general argument on that is that the oil pitches, yeah. It's not about oil. I don't think this is about oil. I think there's a grander, like, seven country plan. Yeah, this is more like a conflict-based thing, I think.

This is more like, you know, organizing the... I do agree with your point that it's different in the, you know, Western Hemisphere than it is in the Muslim countries. They are a different beast. Yeah, a different type of person. I mean, like, again, the Venezuelans are all Christians. Like, it's just, they're closer to us than... Is there anything crazier than the Muslim plan where they go,

our wives aren't allowed to speak in public and you go Well So you say to your wife You go the only place you're allowed to gossip Is inside this house You go There's only one place that you're allowed to do all your speaking

And that's when you get in this door So you want to go out Out into the world You got stuff to do You go to grocery shopping You're not say where you've been out for seven hours The minute you walk in this door Yeah it's just fucking

You like that? That's a good point. I'm sure you fucking lay the law down at home, though. Men can only be violent inside the house. That's the equivalent. Yeah, exactly. Well, you have both of those things at the same time. You know, I have another one.

I was thinking that... So men are more likely to kill their spouse, right? Yeah. And if you look in the statistics, there's certain racial groups and demographics that are more likely to do it. The least of which, the least likely to kill their wife is Asian men.

And if you look at the dating app statistics, a lot of Asian men have reported having the least matches. So whose fault is it really? Yeah. So. Can't say there. Oh, you go, we'll take it. And they all look the same.

On top of it. Asian men least like they'd kill their wife, least matches on it on Tinder. It was probably how many Asian men are like, I thought I did kill my wife. It was just my neighbor, Tom. Yeah. I feel like such an asshole right now.

I thought it did kill my wife. They have the same haircut and body. I don't know what to tell you. I'm saying, I'm not trying to put all the blame on women, but take some accountability. Come on. Something.

Also, okay, one more Chinese point. So, in China, when China did their one child policy, so I, I guess for the last, I think that was, it ended what, like 15 years ago, something like that? Yeah, not that long ago.

I think in the 90s. Right, so you had a big discrepancy between men and women, I think it was like 30%, you know, 20% or something like that. So China was like a pretty third world country at that point. So they basically said, hey, this generation we're only going to have dudes.

In that 20 year span, they went from a third world country to one of the biggest world powers in the history. what changed what changed well they did change their economy they opened up their economy but yeah why a lot of boys

lot of dogs just saying they go we're only gonna have dudes fucking yeah biggest biggest uh would you not say that was probably the quickest um yeah

in the history of the world the quickest and you go most countries in history of the world when you don't have reason like when you're not like some you didn't strike oil. And most countries have less dudes because they've always had war, right? Yeah. One of the things that fight hypersome is that you go, generally, countries in history

have been shaving off about 20% of the men every couple of years, you know? Man, you just said that and I go, China is, remember, I think we talked about this like last year, but there was some company that was doing artificial wombs. Mm-hmm. You know fucking China is going to be cranking out kids like that. Hell, yeah. Because they don't have, like, the ethical issue that America would. would have where they just or that i would have or but where they'd be ringing their hands for

you know a century about like oh is this like appropriate china just be like yeah sperm eggs who who takes care of the kids to go the government obviously will fucking raise them yeah yeah yeah need bodies give us your sperm we'll give you a prostitute yeah or it'll just be fucking she just like jerking off non-stop he goes they'll all be my kids and the gang is con yeah like one of those things where you'd be like yeah i'll just be cranked like he just Or it's Genghis John where they have one guy that's fucking all the prostitutes. No, nobody's fucking prostitutes. That's, that's archaic.

They're making these in a lab. I don't know. I think Genghis John has legs. Let's give Genghis John a chance, will we? He's had sex with every prostitute in China and got them all pregnant. Genghis John. You tell me that could be a good movie. Look at me good.

See some fucking AI slop coming out of that? I will say, by the way, I know we talk about AI a lot, but I feel like the slop is getting a lot less sloppy. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen some stuff where I go, this is like kind of transforming into less... Well, I guess the stuff that's less sloppy,

you almost put it in like, this is essentially a cartoon. Yeah. Or not even cartoon. No, but it's a cartoon. Yeah, it's a cartoon, yeah, yeah. And like, it kind of fills that slot in your brand. And it does feel like AI is,

I mean, it is, but it feels like AI is just going to replace memes. Like, all memes will be gone. Like, all true. traditional memes. Yeah. And it's just going to be all AI now, which is already doing.

But it seems like it's Excel. Like I feels like AI video has accelerated in the past month, which is crazy because that's such a short timeline. But like some of the stuff I've seen in the last month, I go like, oh, that's a lot better than the stuff I saw, like mid last year. I agree with the point you're making where you go. If that's a month, what does a year look like? Yeah, yeah.

That's discouraging. Yeah. Although it's not, honestly, like I saw some, like I saw some. someone came out with this trailer I don't know if you saw this Johnny trailer for Zelda like a live action movie it's like an AI trailer for Zelda

and you watch you go this is sick like this looks amazing and it was just it was a Zelt look I'm not wowed the way you are I mean if you saw this you would be like this is pretty fucking impressive it was like a Zelda live action movie legend Zelda it's a trailer

you go this is really okay in the last in the last 20 years technology has gotten a lot better in cameras movies AI. Have movies gotten better? No. Okay. So there you go. Yeah, but that's because of women. Sure. But the point I'm making is you can't always

point to things getting better and say that's actually going to make it better. Oh, no, no. I understand that. I'm just saying, but my point was that. There's tons of times where the thing got better and it actually got worse. Basketball, the players got better and arguably it's gotten worse. Yeah, the product got worse. But anyways, the point I was saying with all the a sough is actually, I think comedy will be

unaffected. Comedy will be, because it cannot do comedy. Like, AI, I've not seen anything where it's like... I use it a lot for different things and a lot of times when I'm looking up jokes I'll be more like research or... Research.

Has anyone said this or what's a version? Different things. But I always try. Hey, give me an idea of this. I've not used one. No, no, no. And I've done it so many times. Nothing.

And the thing is, it'll never come up... Not one thing I've used. Like, you know, it might, like, it'll never come up with the idea that's funny. Like, it will never. Like, I'm like, maybe not never maybe I'm a little premature

but I do see some things and I go yeah I can see you know obviously we've said I mean essentially it can become a randomizer where it's like I'm just getting to be so much stuff where you go maybe there's something there at that point you go okay I have to read a million ideas before I find one maybe it's a good ran it gets good at being a randomizer and then also analyzing and everything's moving so fast right now where especially you know everything's moving so quickly where I just don't see a scenario at least any time in any time

Me neither. I don't see that as a comedy. But I do see it with dramatic stuff where I go, I do see how. I mean, I watch the cop shows. A computer could make 12 seasons of that tomorrow. Exactly. They have nine plot lines. Yeah.

Dude, if you feed in. They already, you're trying to tell me you. You feed into an AI thing. You go, here's every episode of Law & Order ever. It is. Go make more law and order episodes. It is a literal formula that they use. Like, they use a formula.

Yeah. And they go, make me more of this. That I could see it. I saw some, there's like some fan accounts making like Star Wars content. Essentially they're like, you know, because all the Star Wars nerds are like, there's all these like gaps and there's stuff that they're not pleased with the story. And it's so someone let's fix it. Star Wars thing and they filled the gaps.

And like the acting's not quite there. But it's just not quite there. But it's you can see how it are like, it will be there. Yeah. But comedy, I'm like, do you have. So, you know, as far as like the reaction, there was those Zelensky stuff. Mayor Mondami's Comrades in DSA

Mayor Mondami's comrades in DSA Demand Trump release Maduro Solidarity with the Bolivian revolution Yeah, I'm not worried about Mondania because he's He's gonna be sitting in fucking MDC Brooklyn In about two weeks. Say that again? I said he's gonna be sitting in say fucking jail cell buddies

With Maduro in probably two weeks at this pace He said he personally called President Trump On Saturday to express his opposition Well, before we move on to this Mondami stuff for a second, And do you have any other comments on Venezuela? No. Or Greenland.

It's got any main points. Yeah, I think a pretty dynamic situation. I'm sure we will be discussing this in the future. It's probably not the last we've talked about this. We should have a gun to be able to shoot in the air, though. Yeah. They should make a law where they're going to go. If we're going to do more of these operations, the Delta Force operations,

everyone should get like a government gun that they shoot in the air after it's done. After it's done. Yeah, a little bat signal, something. Yeah, mission complete. I don't mind it. Instead of having me going on fucking truth social at 4.30 in the morning. What are we doing? There's so many dads probably like sitting in a man cave just being like,

fuck yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Like multi-screen set up. Just watching everything. Got the Twitter, Twitter up to everything. But I guess one thing that I was kind of thinking about a decent amount, it is interesting that, you know, there's a lot of kind of like university types and academics and activists and

activists and stuff like that that will still kind of like really support the Bolivian Bolivarian revolution and the Cuba Revolution like all the ones where they go they look and they go everyone's life got way worse and they're still just like sick.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's just like interesting that you can like I guess it's the same way you could see in things in our life where it's like if someone took over Amazon you know and really socialized it and the stock went down 90% but they had better child care and all that sort of

stuff 70% of the people lost their job I think so many people would still be just like great work you know what I mean yeah I mean they're so untethered to outcomes and reality well that's outcomes yeah or whatever yeah people who just be like yeah it's never America's never been worse place to live and you know never been worse you never been worse and you go okay right so Madami was in a little bit of heat And again, they said First of all, people were unhappy with his wife's expensive boots Yeah, I didn't like his expensive boots

Which again, you go, the guys at the top of... Like, I don't know, $650 pair of shoes. I've never bought it. Well, she says she was lengthen, but the moral... She said she was lengthen, but like that's not that crazy. Yeah, but the more important part is The person at the top of the Socialist Revolution is going to have some expensive stuff.

Yeah, but I mean... Mondami should be wearing like a Rolex and fucking chain and shit like that. You wears rings like you. I know. Yeah. They got to have some... expensive gear, you know? Yeah, yeah, but I mean, I don't know.

That's like... Mondami's fans are disappointed by his disastrous block party with no food and bathrooms. Yeah. These is funny headlines to me. Where's the free food? You go, that's next year. Come on. But it is, it is true, though.

I mean, he did a smart thing where they asked him about all the buses, like all the stuff, he promised. And he goes, it'll be done by the time I'm out of office. Smart. It's a really smart answer. He goes, by the time I'm out of office, it'll be done. Yeah, that's nice. So then anybody asks him about it.

He goes, I'm working on it. And then he gets another term. And he gets another term, but he goes, it'll be done by the time I'm out of office. And if it's not, he goes, I tried. Yeah, I tried. I just couldn't get it done. Yeah, so it was boots and stuff like that.

But the, okay, so talking about ice for a second. Yeah. The first thing was the hill. I just have something funny about the Hilton thing. Yeah. So basically the Hilton Hotel, but they're all kind of like franchise. Yeah. They're all franchises.

And then one of them turned away some ice people and kind of made us think about it online. Right. And I forget the name of the thing, but I know someone who works with one of the, with the organization that is a similar name. Okay. So not Hilton. It was the group that owned these three Hilton's or whatever. Yeah. And so basically when they turned down the ICE people, they said they got like 10,000 emails.

Oh. Mistaken identity. But it is, well, just... Like if your name's Jeffrey Epstein. Right. But it is funny, the amount of people that just, like, you know, are on Google being like, Google the thing, find an email. You hate America, right? You fucking hate America.

You should die. And then, this is the funny part, is that then ICE, then the hotels kind of went and apologized, and they're like, ICE is welcome. Like, anyone could stay here. We're not. That's not true. Then they got a 10,000 emails from leftists. Right. So in one day, they got like 50.

I'm probably the real. It's just make everybody. It's probably more like 200, I'm saying a lot. But it's more like 200 emails from right wing people being like, you fucking hate America. You're not. Never staying at Hilton again. Never staying at Hilton again. And then after the announcement, the afternoon, they got 200 emails from all the leftist people.

And I'm just like, hilarious. Yeah. And then they had their franchise removed. So now they're just an independent hotel. Hilton stripped them of their franchise. Okay. And took down the sign today. I actually didn't know that part of it.

Yeah, Hilton, Hilton basically came out and they go, yeah, yeah, like we, this is not our policy and they're no longer a franchisee. I didn't actually see that. Yeah, yeah, they did that. Thank you for the update. Yeah. So you can, uh, Patriots, it's safe to stay at a Hampton in. All the Patriots, you can stay at Hampton in. But then, but then the leftist can't.

Leftist can't, no, because that. Comrades can't. The Patriots can't. Comrades cannot because Hilton acquies. It is one big game of Patriots and comrades right now. Pretty much. I got that used to do Cowboys and Indians. Patriots and comrades,

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replay and the instant replay doesn't even really like confirm it one way or another and you're just you're both seeing the same thing. But it's just, you know, whatever team you're on, you go, no, no, that was a catch or a drop. Well, it's an excellent analysis. Yeah, yeah. That's really what it felt like was just like a sports thing. And then people are looking, if you look at the tire here, and the tire was actually... People have like teleprompters up.

It's like John Madden's like circling shit. And you're like, no, it was a drop. It was a catch. I, uh, I felt like... On a personal level, I do think if I was a guy there, you'd be like, my instinct would be just jump out of the way.

Yeah, look, look, it's... It really could have gone either way. Like, you see videos of, of, uh, police or whatever, like, where someone does do that. they do get out of the way and you see videos i mean you even jump on the car i remember when we were in even high school i remember my friend uh uh he was driving towards us and like kind of joking but like he would have actually hit us and you just jumped on the hood yeah and you go yeah that would have been again but he's like a i don't want to jump on the hood yeah i don't he's a federal law like

like he's the thing he didn't that guy did not have to kill that woman but he was within his rights to kill that that's probably true he didn't have to and i've seen many videos where they're like the same thing happened yeah look i've seen videos where the same thing happened and a police officer got hit by the car and I've seen it where they got out of the way of the car. Yeah, you go the other way too where you're just like, if you're the girl, you go, imagine your friend was like, hey, I'm going to go do like blockades against like federal agents and just like, what are you doing? Yeah. That is, it is a little, uh, if one thing, you're like, I'm going to go to a protest and it's, but that's kind of goes back to my January

six thing where they're just like, keep you leave the January 6th and you're just like, people are doing like blockades of like federal officers. You go, that's a pretty risky business as well. I guess there, which is you almost expect it from a college student, you go 40 year old, like, or mother, you're just like, what are you doing? Well, it's just like, you know, white lesbian chick. But I do think there is some element where it doesn't feel that. And it was four blocks from where George Floyd was cursed. That's a fucking cursed error code right there. Yeah, it is.

Yeah. But do you know what I mean that it almost feels like not real where you kind of like, this feels almost like standard protest stuff. So yeah, we're going to go protest ice. You go, but if you're like blocking off, you know, you can't impede like. But that's what I mean? though that's why but it feels like in that I bet you for them it felt like this is standard protest stuff right yeah in her mind she was like and obviously there was you know this is all guessing there's all guessing there's certainly like look if you're in a car and a law enforcement agent comes and starts trying to open your door because obviously they think you did something at that point you're like you don't just pin it and fucking to high tail out of there the activism is over for the day yeah the activism's over for the day yeah the activism's over for the day now this is like a police encounter or whatever. Like, you know, they're not like, get out of here.

Like, you lost, like, I'm sure they said get out of here at some point, maybe not. But they're, you're past that. The moment they're like, go into the, you know, grab your door open and try and get you out of the car, like, we're past, like, discussing this. Yeah. Right. And so, you know, you could. And all that being said, once she starts taken away, she's going to be a bit cooked, right?

Because you go, now you're, now she's going to be in jail. Yeah, you're evading police. But I think that you could, I think that he could have just stepped out of the, way. For sure. And so there's two camera angles back to my football analogy. Okay. Right. The main one that they showed where you see, it looks like he could have stepped out of the way for sure. But then there's another camera angle from, it's like, uh, there's like one going this way and there's another one like from this angle. Yeah, I saw both. And you see him get clipped a little bit by the car. But she's going five miles an hour at this point. Yes. Again, but you see. But then if you fall down and you get run over,

I guess. Yeah. If you fall down again, it's like he didn't need to do that. But he's, certainly within his right to do that. Yeah, that's how I see it. I agree with the Danny analysis on this probably seems about probably the... I'm getting a little tired of partisan slop if I'm being completely honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, again. I mean, it's always there, but I'm not cheerleading.

Like, I'm not on the internet. Yeah, yeah, but like, I'm not like sick that he fucking murdered this woman her kid's an orphan now. Also, I'm like, shouldn't have been there. Like, I don't know why you're doing that. But, you know, there's probably, you know, when you're fucking people with guns, there is

This is like, Comrades and Patriots. Fight or flight thing whether you know, you get scared by these police and you just go, I'm getting out of here. Also,

some of these ice guys aren't the most trained dudes. No, they fucking saw a Twitter ad six months ago. Right. Dude, they literally saw like some fucking meme from DHS about rounded up

the fucking Mexicans with the boys and they're doing that now. It is almost, you might think when they're like, oh, we're sending the National Guard to protect ice, you're just like,

you know, that maybe wouldn't have happened. What do you mean in the national? Remember, weren't they going to send? Lots of protect ice to, Stop ice.

That and that was Wait what? No, Tim Walts wanted to send in the National Guard to like No, but I thought Trump was sending. Oh, Trump was sending the yeah, Trump wanted to send in the national. Oh, sorry, the Tim Walz wanted yesterday was like. He's going to send his guard.

The State Guard or whatever, uh, whatever that version is. Comrades and Patriots. Yeah, yeah, but they're. And then on top of that is the, all the city police and you know, Mom Dhani's similar and same as Jacob Frye, mayor of Minneapolis, where the city police are, have a policy where they're like based from their super Do you think you could have a police fight? No, I don't think they would.

Do you think that if they saw each other where let's say, for example, Tim Wall sends in his guards and then Trump sends in his guards, they all, do you think, because they're the same guy, they're kind of just like cops at that point, right? Are they kind of like, well, no, they got, you know, are they kind of like, as we got to, I guess I got to block you off? Like, are they almost?

Or do you think that they would actually believe it? No, I think they do like the thing in the movies where you go, natural jurisdiction. Right. Do you think that that's what happens or do you think that they kind of get there? He's like, these are my streets. He goes, I'm a federal agent. Do they have a dick measuring competition? Yeah, yeah, probably. But like the, both of these mayors were like, yeah, we're not like, city police will not be used to help ICE in any way. So then ICE is like doing their thing and these giant crowds are surrounding them where probably

in like Florida. Happened in Portland too. Yeah. And in Florida, for example, or Texas, the city police would come in who are trained in crowd control and would do their job controlling the crowd while ICE did their thing. Yeah, like de-escalation crowd control. Whereas in Minneapolis, it's just like chaos. You got a bunch of Yahoo's there. Yeah, and the city police that signed up for ICE. Yeah. And you don't have the city police doing crowd control. And I don't know what ICE's training is with crowd control. He's saying this is Tim Walts's fault essentially? Uh, well, no, this is the mayor.

Well, the mayor who is the tough track record. Do you think fucking. all this dude the amount of shit that is like why is Minneapolis ground central for just like every big story it's like dude between Somalia George Floyd now this

everything happens in Minneapolis I know I don't get it but I don't know well speaking of the fraud that's going on there they had another

people have sort of been on the fraud stuff now which I think is like you know not to say that the other things weren't good and I actually actually I'll take that back

I think they were probably neutral at best where people were putting their time being kind of underground sleuths finding this and that and I think this might be the best use of time it's like finding out where people are being defrauded. Yeah. You know, if everyone, it was an online sleuth was like, let me track down people that were

doing old person steal their pension frauds. You know what I mean? That's a pretty good, that's a pretty good use of your internet sleuth energy. Classic investigative, like local news investigative journalism. You know, you've seen it a million. Given normal people have to do it because the news doesn't want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The news, well, the news probably does it, but they're like, you know, every probably city has two or three. You're right. Maybe I'm being too hard on them. Some of them do. I mean, again, the Minneapolis local news stations have been investigating specifically Somali daycare fraud for 15 years. Like, I've seen like 15 year old stories where they're like, they've been doing this for a while.

It just like never. Never goes anywhere. No, it goes somewhere. They, you know, I'm sure they have some of these guys. And they arrest and they arrest individual people. but it's not like this broad thing. Well, they have, they had a legal alien busted and massive gift card fraud scheme.

Give cards are, that's a big one. Yeah, gift card is one of the big ones. But these were guys from... Latvia. Right. Yeah. Which is, uh, white guys. So it's like, I think it's good to find some of these too

where they go, look at this. It's like, yeah, everyone's getting busted. Yeah, everyone's getting sprayed, man. Well, that's kind of, again, probably if you live, not America, there probably is this thing, especially if you live somewhere where you're like, you know, you don't make, there's not a lot of economic opportunity where there's understanding where you go, look, we fly in America,

we're just like tourists, we defraud the country for as much money as possible and we fly home. Boom. Yeah, and you go, just try not to get caught and you go, what are you going to do? You go, this is a land of opportunity for scams. Yeah, you're supposed to. Yeah, not you're supposed to, but you're just like, there's so many scams to be had.

Well, not you're supposed to, but the incentives are. Yeah, the incentives are there. Yeah, these guys made $14 million, which is really just greed at that point. you know how much money $14 million in Latvia must be? Right. You just got greedy. You could have fucking just high-tailed it out of here.

By the way, you know how we were talking shit about Miami? And I was talking a pretty big shit about Miami personally. Yeah. Which I still hold to. Scam capital. Oh, big time. And I guess it's not anymore. It's the second scam capital.

Where's the scam capital? Minneapolis. Oh, Minneapolis, right. But on my tour, I think I have like 25 days Everything's selling Really good, so much shows almost sold out Sold 70 tickets in Miami

I've never I've never seen ticket numbers like that It's Jacksonville's higher Naples I think is Naples is higher And by the way, don't come Yeah I don't care

I will perform for the janitor I mean if you say the Pipple's gonna be there I'll sell that two seconds Miami tickets are not flying off the shelf, my friend. I mean, dude, comedians talk about this constantly where they're going, there's this thing about Miami. You can't sell tickets there. Miami is like, there's no comedy scene there whatsoever. It's hard for them to scam the improv so these scammers can't get in.

It's just like culturally, they're just like not that into comedy. They want to fucking go to raves and salsa dancing and shit. They have their stupid local celebrities. Yeah, they just, I mean, it's just comedy is tough in Miami. They're just culturally, I don't know. They don't. So I want to do a shout out to it because I want to be on record saying that not every scam's a bad scam because I'm someone who likes a good scam. But you need it.

You can't go crazy. You know what I mean? Like you're scamming five bucks here and you're scamming it from the right person, you know. Yeah, you know, you're scanning fucking some bananas at Whole Foods. Listen, organic chicken. No harm, no foul. You can't steal. Stuff out there.

50 billion. No. But they did right now. this is a big scam that's going on and it probably won't be going on for much longer, but customers are using AI to alter pictures of takeout orders for a refund. This is a scumbag. This is a real scumbag scam because you're doing this like a mom and pop. Wait.

Okay. Depends on who you're doing it too. Yeah. If you want to do this to talk about it. But wait, are you doing, you're saying if you're like going to like some fucking, you know, some Jamaican. But if you're doing it to McDonald's?

Yeah, McDonald's. Okay. Even though you still are really scamming the operator, but less love lost for McDonald's. It depends on who you're doing. doing it too. Yeah. If you're doing it to a mom and pop. This isn't JJ like returning shit to Amazon and you go that he like, you know, took a couple scoops of fucking protein powder and then sends it back and says, poison or some shit. And you go, that's fine. Nobody really cares about that.

But you're not scaming air canned and you're actually just getting even. Yes, exactly. But when it's just like, yeah, I ordered some mom and pop halal place and I go, oh yeah, the food's undercooked. I don't think you should do that. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. Yeah, don't do that. yeah because the place has to refund it but what if you're doing it to and I think not only the place has to refund it but then I think the driver doesn't get paid either alright I take it back a bad scam well it's going these drivers are doing the same thing because the door dash drivers are doing AI posting the yeah yeah posted the food so the scam is happening in both ways dude it's fucking

yeah yeah oh dude I would be fucking livid if I door dash something and then it shows up as it's delivered and I open the door and it's gone because well then I'm like My fucking neighbors stole it from me. I'm like, that's the first thing I'd be, I guess one of my neighbors stole food. Well, the AII photos don't look that good either. Well, they will. They don't yet.

And also, they probably take two seconds to look at it. They're like busy restaurants, you go out or whatever. Yeah. I had a, remember how we did, we were talking about the stranger things? The gay. Yeah, yeah, he's using his Gave's super bottom powers. Someone had a funny thing where they're saying, that at the end of it, so you didn't see it.

I don't watch it. Yeah, this is a really funny part that just wanted to add to it and also someone did a comment that I want to read. But one thing to add is at the end of stranger things, they kind of show what everyone looks like, you know, five years in the future or whatever. And the one guy he went on to be, I'm making this up, I kind of forget, but went on to be a university

professor, the other guy, starting a family and the other guy is he's a teacher. And then the gay power bottom, they show him in like a bar in San Francisco. just slutting it up. Actually? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He went on to be gayer. They just show him in a bar in San Francisco. I mean, in the 80s. Yeah, right. We know how that ended. Then they go five years later, he's gone. Just don't show him anymore. But, okay, so it's the same bar.

Everybody's partying. They're all emaciated. He's gone. I mean, a funny idea, AI added today because the next five years and he's dead of AIDS. They, um, uh, so we were, I was sort of saying it was funny that he had his gay power bottom powers. And this is the comment that I got.

I know your asses. A good, it's sometimes a good comment's really funny. I know your asses have no media literacy because from day one, Vecna has preyed on the insecurities and fears of his victims, taking away a huge insecurity takes away Vecna's ability to manipulate his mind. It's fucking simple, guys. Anyways, I stand with Minneapolis and I stand with them as well. Pay attention to the show you're watching.

Is that not hilarious? That's funny. The Strangers thing. The ultimate actually. Yeah, yeah. The Stranger thing stands probably don't like making fun of them. Yeah. Eric Adams says he's going to fight anti-Semitism.

with cryptocurrency in his next act? Better him do it than me, I guess. Do you know what he meant by that? No idea. I saw something. I don't get it. There's the most Eric Adams thing where he's just like, yeah,

something with like cryptocurrency and bar mitzvahs or something. And I have no idea. And this is, he's getting his dick sucked well. He's like, I'm going to fight anti-Semitism with cryptocurrency by not scamming people. Okay. Okay.

I have a big thing, but 10 convicted for cyberbullying France Francis Bridget McRone Really? 10 people so far are going to jail Bad news Candice Owens Isn't that wild? Yeah

So They can't get Candace But 10 normal people that just posted online Like, she got a dick She got a dick Beast. She got a dick. Basically said, we probably said jokingly on this podcast

Yeah Are going to jail Really? What's the sentence? By the way, that does not Weekends? I don't even know There's French weekends?

French time, yeah. But that does not help dispel the allegations. No. Anyone that says my wife has a dick's going to jail. Let's just see it already. Pull it out. Just whip whatever's going on down there and let's just put this to rest. Can you tell me about the food bank thing you've been going on about?

The food bank. The food pyramid thing? Oh, the food pyramid. Yeah, yeah. The health and human services came out yesterday. And they announced that there's a new food pyramid and is literally the opposite of the old food pyramid. They change them a lot. So what is this new one? The new one is just like eat protein. It's literally white supremacy. It's like a white supremacy like in the government. I'm sure that

people are saying that, but it's just eat protein. It's like alpha alpha period. Yeah. It's like if Andrew Tate made the fucking food pyramid. It's just like eat steak and chicken and eggs and vegetables and then grains are at the bottom. It's like eat the least amount of grains. Yeah, least amount of grains and breads and stuff and there's butter on it where I think it used to be margarine. Sort of a don't be fat pyramid. It's just, and then no chemicals? Yeah,

well, it's just like, I don't even think they say chemicals. Protein maxing? Yeah, it's just like, eat a lot of protein, don't eat a lot of carbs,

which is what anybody who cares about this stuff has known for at least a decade on the internet. And, but it's the funny thing is, and South Park did a thing about it, like, I don't know, a long time ago where it was about the food pyramid and they're like, why don't we reverse it?

Like, cartmicles and he's like, you have to reverse it. And they flip it. the pyramid and they go, oh, that's how makes everybody not so fat. So, like, South Park called this 10 years ago. Right. But that's literally what they did. They just go, it's the opposite, which is so funny because, you know, the standard

thing was the opposite. Like, like, what they were telling people for literally, I guess, probably from the 60s. So, like, you got to 60 years. You're saying 60 years of them telling you to eat the wrong thing. Assuming this one's right. Yeah, yeah. No, this one's definitely right. And, you know, I've heard things where, like, all the,

grain and cereal companies like lobbied no well they lobbied for the original food pyramid to the top spot on the pyramid to have the top spot to have dude i think it was like i don't know if it's a week or a day i guess it's probably a day for the food pyramid if it's telling you but it was like the old one was like nine to 16 servings of grain a day even maybe it's a week it's a fat person serving yeah but you're like it was just it was all off and obviously this food pyramid is way more expensive than the old food pyramid. It's daily. And is that what it is?

It's like old 9 to 60. I think that's what it was. It's 9 to 16 servings of, oh no, 6 to 11 servings of grains and breads a day. And dude, this food pyramid has fucking crackers on it. It's like mine does.

Yeah. It's a Ryan food. The old food pyramid was my food pyramid. Dude, literally cheese dream is the second level. Macaronian cheese. Yeah. And oh,

and also they're like fats are now. They're like, because their whole thing is fats are good. Yeah. Fats are actually good again because that was the big thing. Remember the whole egg thing where like we're like, there's this whole thing where like eggs are bad for you and but then it was like the type of fat. I can see why you were posting about it a lot because that is pretty crazy where you kind of like a tacit admission of like yeah, we've been telling you to kill yourself for the last six years. Yeah. You know why like one of the most unhealthy countries in the world is just because we got it completely wrong. We've been propagandizing you to make yourself fat. Literally like if you went to a nutritionist for the last six

years, they told you the completely wrong thing. Unless you went to some, like, if you went to some 10, cook. Yeah, some cook. Like, you would have to go to, like, some literal cook who was, like, doing pushups when you came in and be like, this guy's nuts and he's, like, fucking currently going with the, like, arguing with the bore. Yeah, he's like, he's telling you the complete opposite.

Yeah, yeah, they're trying to take his license away. Yeah, he's talking about, like, Ivermectin and shit. And, like, yeah, and this guy was right all along, like vindication for him. And most probably people that were fit and athletic did know that. Like, yeah. For, there was no point where 10 years ago, me and you were just like, we need more grain. Yeah, exactly.

Like 10 years ago, I wasn't like, yeah, you know what? Turn this thing around? It's just like eating more bread. Yeah, you just dismissed it entirely. Literally bread, cereal, rice, pasta. Pasta. Is the thing you should eat the most of. Pasta.

Fucking wops make this? I don't, like, crazy. So that was what they said for 60 years. Nuts. Yeah. That you should. Are actually very low on the thing. Nuts or, yeah, nuts.

Yeah, nuts or I don't know where they are. But yeah, it was fats and oils and sweets used sparingly. Sweets obviously is as occupies the same spot. But then they, yeah, it was literally breads and grains. We're the thing you should eat the most of by a lot. Crazy. Crazy. And so they just came out with this.

This is what we're doing now. So me and Danny have extraordinary alien. You have an extraordinary alien visa. I have extraordinary alien green card. Yeah. We probably talked somewhat on this podcast. Extraordinary aliens, dog. Pretty fucking extraordinary, dude.

We're so extraordinary as aliens. We don't even look like aliens. But the, and we probably mentioned, you know, the processes we had to go through. And it's a big debacle. Mine took like two years. You got to do this and that and that. It's a whole thing. Yeah, it's not that easy.

It's a whore thing. It's a day, yeah, yeah. So now only fans' models and social media influences are claiming half of the USVs is meant for extraordinary aliens where, and out of the game, this is a little bit of it is being the article is being kind of going viral

in a little inappropriately because they say influencers and only fans stars where it's like well which percent of which you know when you clump those two together it's like well one of those isn't actually unreasonable no what are those that's the thing you go

influencer you go okay what does that mean you go this guy with the biggest YouTube channel that has like a podcast with tons of followers and he has 10 million on Instagram you go yeah that actually is a pretty reasonable person. Yeah, that's a pretty reason. That's the thing. That is an actual,

because for a while they weren't doing that. Like the old system was like, oh, you need like news. Some guy that has four, you know, some guy that had like, you know, bit parts in Kim's convenience

is getting a visa, but, you know, someone that's like a selling out. I have seven million on TikTok. Yeah, we don't recognize that. Yeah. So that's reasonable.

And then the article is trying to be like, why is that the metric? And you go, that's literally the most honest and pure metric for like, like, you know,

people like it. Well, mean, And the big part of it is you want someone, the whole thing, at the end of the day, you go, hey, this person's going to have a cultural influence, they're going to make a lot of money, pay a lot of taxes, we want them here. That's a classic brain drain. Yeah.

Right. So that's fair. But I was trying to look up which percentage. And it was trying to say, I looked at a few different places and I was getting the information that about like 10 to 25 percent are still only fans. And a lot of it is like, you know, they have those like bop house places. They all got visas. They have these like, you know, only fans fucking.

houses or whatever. But that is crazy to think about that even if it's 10, if it's 15, if it's 25, that like a quarter of, you know, extraordinary alien visas are going to essentially a girl's showing her fucking tits to. I mean, the question is because, you know, there's been some like Canadian porn stars, like in the old system pre-only fans who worked and lived in America. But it is, it is just weird. They must have got the same visa.

Like, that must have not been a cat. maybe they weren't giving them that many. I don't know. Maybe those weren't getting that many. But I'm saying there must have been a category that wasn't exempted because they're like, you know, there are. Allegedly, I don't know if that's true that porn stars were getting visas back in the day. You don't have American hose you can put in those jobs?

Well, I mean, you need to import hose. I mean, what I'm saying is there's probably so many more horrors now. Are you proving my point or your point? Because my point is that there's enough at home. Yeah, yeah, there's enough at home. And you're like, there's more now. Yeah. Well, I guess what they're saying is because these are so decentralized.

like and it's you know global this doesn't take away like you're not taking away to bring one of these people in that's not true increasing the tax base incorrect because there is a certain amount of them that they do every year no no no ones are unlimited yeah but they can only process a certain amount yeah they can only process a certain amount but as far as so so so like when i was up for it mine took two years or whatever that's because there's like a backlog yeah if that tripled then that's true yeah i think yeah i i don't know about the on the wait times, but in terms of like, because there always is the thing is,

are you taking an American's job and they are not? They're not taking an American's job. Now maybe like... They are if they're at the Bobhouse. Well, that is literally taking an American's job. If you're doing porn shoots in Vegas, you're like...

Yeah. I mean, but it's just, I guess it's one of those things where you're like, I guess some of these, you know, OnlyFans checks, you're like, arguably, they're big, really,

either like an Instagram star too or whatever, right? Yes, exactly. So I don't even know exactly where I stand on it. It's just one of those things that you're like, that's fucking weird, dude. We're pretty sick if you're the fucking guy having to adjudicate that. But that's literally what I was thinking first and foremost,

where I go, what's this only fan subscription? You go, it's for work. What does that package look like? Pretty nice. Dude, my package was 500,000, like, I think it was 500 pages, and then I did a second package that was like 200 pages, right? And you've done the same thing.

That was the old system where they didn't accept social media stuff. Yeah, but the social media still have to do the same. Yeah, yeah, but you're all doing like printouts of, uh... No, a ton of its letters, a ton of it's this and that. But that's what I mean? Like, what does the letters look like? You're like, Johnny Sins. Yeah, being like, yo, she says, gives the fuck.

Fucking best hop in the game. Tits are so nice. Tits are so nice. I mean, obviously you see that because she submitted them, but... It's literally people... I don't know. It's letters of people just being like, yo, ass does not quit. Yeah, that one I don't know about

Yeah, that is a weird one I like part of the... Yeah, I don't know if I have like some hard, cold hard take on it. It's funny. I think they probably have American hosts at home But more importantly, the applications of that is so fucking funny. Yeah, the idea that you're like applying.

You're doing a 200-page application. I'm the best horror. I'm such a good horror. I'm like a top whore that you need to, I need to live in America. Pictures of your tits. Yeah. Like I wonder if they changed some bureaucrats somewhat of the criteria where they just go yeah this is like going to give us so much money in taxes and economic activity where we'd rather have it than whatever country they're coming from right if it's online why not you know that girl made five million dollars a year yeah why not you know take half of that yeah why don't we move to California please what's a yeah move to California we'll take half of it yeah exactly right so I don't know if that's a consideration but it did I did think if you asked me before I read this article I'd be like no

I don't know, you can't get a visa for being only fans. Yeah, I didn't think so either. No. But I guess you would have to be like, oh, well, you have to also be this social media. I don't know. It's a weird one, but. Right. But they all are, so.

Well, they did a thing. We've done, you know, many people have talked about this with activists and, you know, political people. But dark personalities in the digital arena, how psychopathy and narcissism shape online political participation. And they did a study where it's like the rates of, you know, narcissism and psychopathy and everything. and people that are highly engaged kind of politically, especially partisan online is just like off the charts. Yeah.

And also influencers. Checks out. I mean, no shit. This is some of the signs I can get behind it. But maybe they should make people do a test when they're deciding whether people come into the country. They go, let's make sure you're not a psychopath.

And lower cognitive ability. Isn't that interesting one? Where people that, yeah. People that, I mean, do you know anyone that is really, really smart. I mean, I do. Okay, some of this is not in entertainment.

I think it's your phone. That's mine? I think so. I don't know. I don't know. I think my ringer's been off forever. Do you have any, do you know anyone that's super smart that's not an entertainment that post nonstop about politics?

That I know personally? Online. Online. No. But I mean, that's super smart. No. Neither do I. No, not that I can think of.

But it's because they're. I know some people that are super smart that are hyped up on politics. The thing is, if you're not in politics and you're not trying to are adjacent to it in your profession, you're like, all it does is hurt you. Like, if you're like, I'm smart and I have a business, you're like, this is only a negative to just be fucking railing out politics all day. Yeah, it's essentially a hobby. Yeah, it's essentially a hobby. But you're like, unless you have some designs for getting into this sphere, you're like, this is going to affect your business. But again, could you say that, so if someone posts online all day all day about sports, right?

Yeah. Or online all day about Kardashians or anything, right? the question is is the ones that post about politics smarter or dumber? I mean I guess depends I think it would be case by case I probably say in general

dumber but obviously there's case by case basis well there's the old musician joke where they used to say you know they tried to match people by IQs right and they were they go let's see if they have better conversations and if people will get along better

and maybe they can you know start businesses and stuff like that so we're going to match people buy IQs and they had the first people, they get them together and they're just like, oh, did you see the Leafs? Like, oh, yeah, they start talking about sports, right? And they hit it off completely. They meet the next guys. They get together and they start talking about politics. And they're just like, oh, this guy, and they go above that. They start talking about, you know, business, like what stocks did you buy? And these guys are hitting it off. They go above that. They start talking about

rocket scientists. These are the smartest guys, right? And then they go, we're going to take the lowest of the low, right? So they bring these guys in. They have the lowest, IQ let's see and the one guy goes the other so what type of sticks you use all right on that note we'll bring it over to the patreon where we have a whole bunch of different stuff uh patreon.com slash the boys cast every week for a new episode and we'll see you over there peace