The Boyscast with Ryan Long - America is in a Race War Again & Chinese Spies are Everywhere

Episode Date: May 22, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is the boys cast. In a single week, the world has devolved into a race riot. Comedy is the center of conversation again. Trump is at war with everyone he was once friends with, and we have the craziest articles to date. We are going to hit the intro, fellas. The boys. The boys cast. Collapse. The dudes.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Prepare your sons for boys' cast. The pros. Just the boys' mouse. The holy. Just the voice cast. The Boys' cast, you know what it is? Back in action. By the way, before we even get into it, I should probably mention, because a lot of people
Starting point is 00:00:47 send this article, Joey Chestnut pleads guilty to battery after a bar incident. Hot dog eating champion will be on probation July 4th at the big competition. No, it says he's got, I read that he got permission to do the event. He's going to be doing the event. He's going to be wearing an ankle monitor. By the way, it is pretty funny because they saw. When I was reading all the articles, I kept seeing things, and it was just like, he was like, did he beat up a woman?
Starting point is 00:01:12 Yeah. And then you were like, a fan came up to him and there was a little scourmage. And he said he was blacked out. Oh, he parties. Yeah, yeah, he's like, I don't remember any of this. And he really was like kind of my bad. Like, I don't remember this. Yeah, he's like, I was super drunk.
Starting point is 00:01:24 I was trying to be funny, sort of. And I hit the guy, but I was kind of joking around. And then, yeah, so it's like nothing. But the way that it was sort of, all the headlines were sort of making it seem. I was like, did this guy beat a chick? Yeah. I bet like the guy who sued him too is like, dude, Joey Chesson, I'm getting like a payday. He's a competitive eater.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Like, he's the top competitive eater. Well, you know, I've inside Scoot now. Not like, like, LeBron James slapping you. Okay, so, fuck, I left it in my house. So, Bertoletti. Yeah. He was the number two ranked eater. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:51 He came to the show, the best guy, right? Yeah. And he was going to bring, he was trying to bring chestnut. But Chessna lives in Indiana, like a, like a hour away or something like that. Uh-huh. And he gave us for the studio, which I forgot, the jersey from when he won. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Oh, that's it. So he won the one year of the chestnut didn't do? The year of the chestnut. He's number two. Yeah, he's number two. And it's funny because, so we went to dinner and he was telling me he's like, were you like, come on. Like, is it like the equivalent of dinner with a comedian?
Starting point is 00:02:19 Yeah. Like, tell us a joke. You're like, come on. Hey, we're going to get out 400 chicken wings, please? Come on. Come on. You know what the funny part it actually was. So we went with these dudes.
Starting point is 00:02:29 That JJ knows. And these guys, they got 40. 40 giant Motsam balls, please. He said, too, I was wrong, I'll tell you what I was wrong about. So he said he's planning for a banana
Starting point is 00:02:40 eating competition in Jersey. So he's training right now. He's training for the banana he didn't competition. He can't figure out the best way to break them. Like he was already goes a big part of the banana would it be exactly like a hot dog?
Starting point is 00:02:51 Well, no, because you have to peel it. Oh, you have to peel it. Yes, peeling. It's part of it. So it's really... So he like at the zoo? Just like... Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:01 just camped out of the zoo, just like, just watching nature docs all day long. He said he was trying. But I think so, I thought that you can't puke because you get the yips. Yeah. And he was like, no, that's bullshit. So a lot of times, I'm sorry, sorry,
Starting point is 00:03:19 say that again, you can't puke me. I thought when you're a competitive eater, yeah. Like, you know when you're drinking a lot? Uh-huh. And then you puke. Uh, and then, like, you could go years without puking. And then as soon as you puke, you're like, I puke now.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought it was. was like that with eating where if you puke, I told people this. I thought if you puke, you're like, oh, I'm a puker now and your brain starts telling you you can puke, so these guys have to digest it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:42 He was like, no, a lot of times we puke and then go party that night. Yeah, yeah, you're like, I just want to get it out of me. But they're in control of their gag reflexes, you know what I mean? You have to be. But yeah, so yeah, he like follows comedy and stuff like that. He's a funny guy, right? So we went to the place
Starting point is 00:03:58 and it was one of these fancy places where they bring this, they bring this tray of fish. They all look like the fish from the Simpsons. Like the one... Oh, you said, I hated that. Gross. Oh, I said none of. As soon as they brought it out, I looked, it was so gross. I said, okay, I don't do that any. He rhymes like, one of the fish sticks coming out? Yeah, and the guy that does the tray of fish, he's got this tray of critters, like legitimately...
Starting point is 00:04:21 Was it Chinese place? No, no, no. Like, fancy, you have a table, like three, it was $3,000 minimum at this place, right? Okay. And they bring out all the different stuff. And then all the fish look gross. there's like this thing with nine tentacles dicking around, right? And then he gives you the story of each one. I've talked to my buddy,
Starting point is 00:04:39 Jerich was saying he went to a place like that and this is apparently a thing they do. Yeah. The guy comes out. It's like a farm to table kind of thing. Well, he's like a performer too because he has this whole speech that he gives you, right? And he doesn't like it when you interrupt his speech.
Starting point is 00:04:51 It does not like questions. Questions are for after. Exactly. Yeah. I probably sat there for 18 minutes. Well, this guy tells you what stream each fish came from. And he's like, This one's from the, you know, the one region of China,
Starting point is 00:05:04 and then they actually put it here, and the boat comes through here, and you're just like, okay, yeah, that one's gross next. And then you're just like, I don't like fish at the end of it. You're like, question, is there anything for people who don't like fish? You're right, and they had a steak, so I just got a steak. And bread, they had bread. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Everyone was, like, deboning this fish, where I was just like, hmm, this bread's quite good. This place was disgusting, by the way. Really? No, no, no. The steak was amazing, but I mean disgusting in a sense that. They all look, and it grosses me out more. It's the Portlandia sketch where the guy goes,
Starting point is 00:05:37 this is the local, and they give you the rundown of the chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what this guy was doing with the fish. Yeah, so he was giving you the whole rundown of, you know, this is this one fish, and they're so rare, and they caught it here. The guy, the fisherman's name was. We're eating rare fish right now? It's like, fish is endangered.
Starting point is 00:05:52 You're like, sorry, what? The fisherman who caught. Is it legal? Yeah, yeah, exactly. There's only 12 of these left. Let's just say this fish with. four eyes isn't exactly street legal. What's going on here?
Starting point is 00:06:07 In this one, between me and you guys, it hasn't been approved by the health board. And if you really want, and if you really want the good stuff, he brings you out back and he has a trunk and then he has a little freezer. Like the goods. He has a freezer in the trunk and you can bring that one and then they sort of fry that up. I was actually thinking one of the funniest things is that the amount of people that give me recommendations for restaurants. and then I pretend to write it down in my phone
Starting point is 00:06:33 and then just the minute they leave I just delete it you're like I don't like restaurants Because the biggest thing people like to do When you come to a city is they like to go You have to go here They want to put you on And then I go oh yeah whatever I don't even know if I'm gonna go to any restaurants
Starting point is 00:06:45 And then I have to pull out my phone And pretend I'm writing down The restaurant recommendation Oh that sounds good And then sometimes I'll see it in my phone And then you're at like a Wendy's an hour later Yeah yeah Well sometimes I see the recommendation in my phone
Starting point is 00:06:59 And then I'm trying to think Is that a comedy joke that I wrote down. You know what I mean? So I'm trying to decipher what this weird name. And then I realized, oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:07:06 that was the bullshit. The guy told me how to force me to write down. I'm not going to any of them. Place I have to eat at. But anyways, shout out to Bert Addi, number two ranked eater. And yeah,
Starting point is 00:07:15 he eats a normal amount. He's a chef too. That's a thing. So he's really into food. He's not sick of him. He's big food. Was that his recommendation? The restaurant?
Starting point is 00:07:24 No, no, no. This is the other guys brought us here. Oh, gotcha. And then I, he didn't know them. So I was like,
Starting point is 00:07:28 I was going to go to dinner with the competitive eater, and these guys wanted us to come to dinner with them, and then I sort of merged the groups. And I said, everyone was happy that Bertoletti was there. You know, when you're just like, this guy's number one. But you are right? Did he do any parlor tricks, though? Did you get anything?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Well, parlor tricks, they eat a lot, right? Well, but they eat fast. I mean, this guy's probably wouldn't like that parlor trick because it would have cost them $9. That's true. Like, yeah, yeah, a parlor trick. I'm not up $500 steak. I don't think that part of the trick would have been as well received.
Starting point is 00:08:00 He'd like a fucking snake where he's just like, and just like kind of. I did get a picture of us eating. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. But the funny part was that I was there for the, on the ground floor of them figuring out,
Starting point is 00:08:13 he's figuring out how he eats the bananas and stuff like that. How many bananas is he today right now? Well, he was going through a bunch, yeah, yeah. Isn't that like, multiple bunches? Multiple bunches. Is that like, are there potential, like, potassium dosing ramifications? because there's like a lot of potassium. I don't know if you like, can you overdose on like...
Starting point is 00:08:30 Probably, yeah. We didn't get into that. They didn't get into details on that. He must like, that must be in the back of his mind where you're like, there's probably like a level of potassium that's like toxic for you. It's a good point. He might not have told me that because some of the stuff they probably keep the secrets close to heart because what if I tell some of the other he is?
Starting point is 00:08:46 Yeah, he's like they're not even thinking about it. They're all poisoning themselves this all time. He shows up. He's the only guy. It is fun hanging out with them because he's really into comedy. So he's very like, you know, and what's this and this and this. And I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but the bananas. Yeah, yeah, there's a tray of hot dogs coming out.
Starting point is 00:09:02 After the hot dogs. I'm way more into the, yeah, the eating lore. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. Anyways, yeah, it was super fun. Did he tell you what his current technique is? What is best? He's figuring out, but he thinks the technique is to break them in the middle. Break the, I would think you break, break in half,
Starting point is 00:09:17 assuming, but, like, they have to be a certain ripeness. Because, like, a certain ripeness of a banana won't snap in half, right? Right. And then, but you'd break in half and then squeeze. That's what I think. Yeah, I think something like that's what they're working on. It's like how much left, like, but if there's like some little banana remnants left, do they count it? It's a good question.
Starting point is 00:09:34 What's happening in Jersey, you can go. All right. I'm, I think I'm busy that day, but, um. I got a good fact from Detroit. Okay, so the comedy club in Detroit, um, it was, which was, the shows were awesome. And it was four, it's like a 400 person club, right? Yeah, yeah. And the woman is, and then the, the capacities now is 370.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Okay. And then she was like, the person working there was like, yeah, well, it was $400, but we had to change it to $370. And I was like, oh, why? And fire regulation? She goes, no of this. People got fatter. And we had to.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Wow. Because in the last 10 years, people got so much fatter. They had to change the capacity of the comedy club because the waitresses couldn't get through. Isn't that fun? So. That's the most American story I've ever heard. Is that not amazing?
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah. I mean, you would think probably, yeah, probably people have got around 10% fatter. Yeah. Like 8% fatter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they might have to keep putting it down, yeah. Yeah. But they were just like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:38 And we do, you know, so when people are complaining about their ticket prices going up, this is the real reason. For sure. Yeah. They probably did have to change that to compensate. Yeah. It's like ticket prices go up 8% because everybody.
Starting point is 00:10:48 But they literally have a room and they had everyone sitting there. And then the people were getting progressively bigger where they're just like, we can't fit as many people on anymore. I wonder though if it balances out though because those people are eating more. So they're like, you know what? It's a great point. But per person, the bills are higher.
Starting point is 00:11:02 That's a huge point. We do. We sold. I love to get in those books. You're right, because you have still the same amount of person. I love to dig into those books. Really get down to them.
Starting point is 00:11:12 But they have less money. Yeah. Yeah, but you're right. They are still selling the same amount of human. Yeah. So as far as eating goes, they probably, yeah, they lose on the ticket prices.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Right. But they do make more money. And probably the margins on like the highly processed food that those people would eat is probably pretty good. That's true, right? Yeah. You're not paying a lot for the bag of, the, like, plate of popcorn. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:37 And the stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, like the diet stuff. Anyways, the first things first, I do have to talk about this article that came out where it goes, testosterone leads to fairness. And a lot of people have been posting about this recently, and it was an old article. But they've, everyone sort of intuitively knows this, but there's, obviously there was this big push that, like, testosterone is the worst thing for you. Yeah. Well, we're not to fairness in women. Is this in general?
Starting point is 00:12:03 No, yeah, in general. Oh, okay, in general. I mean, think about yourself. Yeah. Are you feeling more fair when you, when you're slept four hours, uh, let's say you slept four hours, been eating bad, super hungover. You're probably at your least fair. That's when you're, you're least generous.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Generous. Uh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. When you're, when you're, well, when you're not feeling your best, probably, I'm just like, I'm focusing on me right now. But CBC had an article that this is from 2012, and it says testosterone leads to fairness, not aggression, and research it.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Okay. So I just thought that's, but this is before testosterone was getting villainized. That's my point. Because I actually read this and I didn't see the date. So I was like, this is what CBC is like getting kind of based. Yes, that's why I brought it out. No, this is like when CBC actually like cared about stuff and yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Is that not funny? Interesting. So CBC in 2012 wrote an article about how testosterone's actually good. Yeah. And then spent like eight years vilifying any man that's like, you know. Yeah, like testosterone is the worst thing ever. But it's so funny that they prove that over and over again that the men who are have more men chemicals. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Are actually more reasonable, more fair, more calm. Which is why men make better presidents and leaders. And that's just the data shows that out. If it wasn't the case, there would be more women. Yes, and high T women. So if women have a higher levels of testosterone in them, they become more. reasonable. So if you're a woman and you want to be a politician, you should probably be supplementing tea. Yeah, I think so. Like literally like that probably, well, a big part of the benefit of tea
Starting point is 00:13:40 except for the mustache is that you're not like you're less neurotic. Yeah. And neurosis leads to all these crazy different conclusions, right? Like if you're super neurotic, you're worried about everything. You can't make quick decisions, I imagine. Like, you know, you need to make probably quick decisions and not like overthinking things. So probably, yeah, you're right. That would probably be a big reason why the benefit is you can make decisions where you go there's a 1% probability that this is going to be wrong and do the broader calculation of like, yeah, I'm wrong sometimes and that's not the end of the world where
Starting point is 00:14:14 instead of toiling over what if this, what if I get it wrong, like, you know what I mean? As opposed to really the answer is to make 100 decisions and if you get two of them wrong, that's actually a pretty good ratio. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, probably thinking about that. And then also, I think when you're sort of, thinking about disaster scenarios all like for example you would toil over probably more like um what you might see as bigotry or stuff like that you're probably like way way more toiling over
Starting point is 00:14:44 what you concerned what you consider to be like a victim because the the the you were empathetic and like not i was going to say more empathetic i'm saying you're more worried about uh you're more worried so you're just you're not you know what I'm more word yeah you're just not going to be making quick decisions right so anyways I thought that was just like interesting you have a scarcity mindset like yeah when you have low-tie people have scarcity mindset so that's the best way to describe it yeah that makes sense and when we're talking about low-tie people we mean women yeah yeah and so you it is funny no I don't I don't I know but it is funny calling women low-tie people you're right that's hilarious birthing people low-tie people low-te individuals
Starting point is 00:15:26 Low-tee individuals, you know. Like, you mean men? No. I meant really low-tie women. Really low-tie people. That is really good. Instead of the birthing person, it's low-tie individuals. Low-tie individuals, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:39 But no, like, if you think of scarcity mindset type of people that are very worried about dividing up the pie, they did a study recently. You probably saw this. I don't know if you did, but it was like kind of going around that people were posting that said that a lot of, younger people and obviously more women are more concerned about, they said it would be, if you had to choose between bringing people out of poverty or lowering the gap between rich and poor, they said that's way more important. Yeah, of course. And they had to choose between one.
Starting point is 00:16:14 And you're just like, well, that actually is worse for everyone. Yeah. But that's a low T decision. That's a low T decision. Yeah. So you pretend you, it almost like, the low T makes you neurotic, which makes you think that you're trying to be more fair, but it actually ends up worse for everyone and it ends up less fair. And you actually, so those are sort of the, I think I'm like normal.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I think when I do my things, I'm like normal to me. But that's also maybe because I'm getting all there. Yeah, I'm in the normal range. Fellas, you got to come to see me or Danny on tour. I'm going to be in Winnipeg, Spokane, Boston, Rochester, Denver, Albuquerque. And again, you just go to punchup dot live slash Ryan Long. And I got a bunch of dates coming up. Next up, Brooklyn, New York. Come check that out. I got Stanford, Atlanta, Cleveland, Portland, Portland, Maine, Tacoma, Washington, Spokane, Atlantic City, punchup. dot live slash Danny Paul Shuck.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Check it out. Yeah. Do you see what else CBC's up to? No. They're their new prank show scandal? I love it. I'm listening. Buddy.
Starting point is 00:17:12 So the CBC. Canadian BBC. Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. We talk about it because I worked. I did stuff there. Yeah, we did stuff there. Fully taxpayer funded. So they hired this like American
Starting point is 00:17:24 production company to, along with the ATPN or whatever, you know, the Aboriginal network. Okay. The Aboriginal prank show? So basically, they're doing this prank show that is costing like a fortune, hiring Americans, paid for with Canadian tax dollars to essentially vilify Sir John A McDonald, the first Prime Minister of Canada. Is a prank show with a message? Of course.
Starting point is 00:17:57 The CBC's not doing a prank show without a message. And it's all about like the Aboriginal like the camloops, the the mass grave hoax thing. Okay. So then they're just basically they were finding. What's the prank? They show up and they have all these, they put all these skeletons in your basement. Dude, literally there was, they met this one woman and she's just like a, she's like a professor, right? And then they're like being like talking about how great Sir Johnny McDonald was because maybe he
Starting point is 00:18:23 like said some disparaging things about the natives and like whatever like probably you know again it was like 200 years ago or something and then uh but they had a pile of shoes of like kids she like similar like you know like the holocaust they had like the kids shoes like everywhere and she's like what's this like what's this about kind of like kind of like sniffed it out pretty quickly but remember that she knew they were messing with them she figured it out yeah yeah but like so they're spending all this money she's like these are not these were fake shoes unlike this they Because they, you know, they're trying to, like, criminalize if you, like, residential school denialism in Canada.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Okay. Like, sort of Holocaust. Holocaust. But they're trying to make it illegal. But then that also goes to, like, the Camloops, mass graves, which is, like, again, that was, like, this thing five years ago where they're, like, there's these mat in the height of, like, you know, all the craziness. Was that part of the prank show?
Starting point is 00:19:13 Yeah. It was like a, well, no, no, that wasn't part of it. But that was, like, part of people. They've been working on it for a while. But they were, like, getting people to, like, deny it or whatever. And then they got, remember that girl, Lindsay Shepherd? Yeah. Remember her?
Starting point is 00:19:23 she was like the student and then she was like right wing student and she like blew up because she was like recording people in class. Yeah. Remember? And so, but anyways, they're like doing all this stuff and it was like bullshit just to like basically, uh, it costing like a fortune hiring Americans and they're like it's a comedy prank show. Like that's what they keep. They're like, no, it's just like it's like borat.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Like they keep saying they're like, no, it's like a comedy prank like in the, you know, the long history of comedy prank shows. And then all these people who were in it were like, yeah, this is like kind of fucked up. you guys are like creating shell companies to like contact us saying you like fly us out to Vancouver all expenses paid to like basically do some big gotcha thing and then I guess it started getting out on the CBC's like yeah okay we're gonna put a pause on this this is confusing it's it's this whole like it's just like sure john A McDonald the first prime minister or worst guy ever like uh you know all these uh residential schools they get all these people who like dare to say anything like
Starting point is 00:20:20 against the grain about any of this oh and they're trying to mess with them. They're trying to mess with them, but it's like not, to make them look racist? Yeah, like, make them just look racist. And they're like, wasn't Sir John, and there was this one guy, and he's like, this, the number one, like, Sir John A McDonald's historian, just like some old guy from, like, Belleville. And he has, like, a Sir John A McDonald's, like, puppet and stuff. Like, he just loves Sir John. He's the first prime minister. First prime minister. And he's just, they're just trying to, like, fuck with this, like, old, 80-year-old guy who's just like, yeah, like, he was pretty sick for literally the first 75 years of my life. It's, like,
Starting point is 00:20:52 every school is named after him, like, everywhere. And then I guess, like, this whole... But, like, the main thing is you're like, yeah, the taxpayers are funding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if a... The taxpayers are funding a show... If a private... Talking about how bad they are.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Yeah, and again, it's just like, if a private group wants to do this, like, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who gives a shit? But if you have to fund... Yeah, it's like, you're literally, like, funding this. It's Americans having to fund a show about how Abraham Lincoln's the worst. Yeah, or like George Washington or something. So, anyways, it's a big scandal.
Starting point is 00:21:21 That's hilarious. I'll tell you what, people on the internet, I was kind of thinking this in terms of even all the Mondani stuff. You know how he basically was coming out being like, I balanced the budget, all this sort of stuff. And it was essentially, you just got a bailout, right? Yeah, you got a bailout for the state.
Starting point is 00:21:41 And then took a bunch of, I mean, it would be the, I was kind of, it would be the equivalent of if your wife racked up a, you know, a $10,000 debt and you're just like, well, maybe we should put a pause on the shopping. And then she goes, no, my dad just gave me $5,000. No, it's more like, hey, I emptied out our 401K. Well, that was, I said, there was two things. The first one would be like, my dad gave me $500,000 that, and then also on top of that,
Starting point is 00:22:10 yeah, I emptied out our four. Because that was like a, that was basically like a New York City emergency fund that they have. And they just go, yeah, we emptied it out. Yeah. And then also, she was like, well, the credit that we owe $4,000, we've made a deal with them that we can pay it next year. Right.
Starting point is 00:22:24 And you go, so I actually don't have to stop shopping. Yes, correct. And then she's out here being like, this is what fiscal discipline looks like. But the reason it was kind of crazy to me is they would post that and everyone was posting it and real people would think this. And you go,
Starting point is 00:22:40 it almost feels like a uphill battle to, you almost have to just go whatever because you can't just constantly being like, you believe that? Yeah. And again, wait until this time next year. when you're in this position worse, but you don't have
Starting point is 00:22:55 this slush fund to bail you out. But I was thinking, okay, so most people in my life, most, I have people in my family, I have friends, I have women that I've dated that are,
Starting point is 00:23:06 they can't do basic math, right? Correct, my life included. Right, so if you go and you, you kind of look at it and you go, maybe like 85% of people can't kind of really do basic math. Uh-huh. So it is like doomed
Starting point is 00:23:17 if you look at it like that. Yeah. Yeah, it's easy to pull the wool over. Well, so I saw, So I saw a thing, and it goes, it was like kind of going viral and said some version of, uh, people don't realize, you know, compounding so important. It goes, it goes, having $200,000 as a 20 year old is infinitely better than having, uh,
Starting point is 00:23:39 $5 million as a 40 year old. And it was basically saying that the compounding would, the $200,000 at 20 would actually be more at 80 years old than the $5 million at 40. And every single person. was and they don't want you to think that well how am I going to get $200,000 at $20 anyway and it was every comment was every
Starting point is 00:23:58 every 20,000 comment was like yeah that's not true and you go it's not even close to true no it's not even close to true 200 I mean well do the basic math this is the easiest way to compound it would be yeah doubles every seven years approximately approximately so you go yeah if you're in a risk
Starting point is 00:24:16 like a risk you know seven or eight hundred thousand dollars if you can no it would be like 1.6 it would be like 400,000, 800,000, 1.6 million. 1.6 after, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you go 21 years, three doubles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but more closer to, no, what I said was more correct. 1.6 million. You only would three doubles, 20 to 40. Right. Okay. No, 14 years would be 7, 14, 21, that's three, that would be 3,000, 800,000, 1.6 million.
Starting point is 00:24:46 It starts with two. Yeah. Oh, right, right. Yeah. You started at four. Oh, two. Two to four, four to eight. Yeah, yeah, sorry, I started with four. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's nonsense, though. Like, oh, actually, fuck.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Never mind. You're right. No, I think I'm right. Two to four, four to eight. Yeah, so it was like one point. But it's still not four million as well. Well, you're close. What?
Starting point is 00:25:10 Yeah, it's not even close. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You need another 15, 12 years. But yeah, my point was when you kind of look at that, you're just like, what would be the point? Even the, the, you can convince it. the negative part is you go, um,
Starting point is 00:25:27 you go, you know, kind of convincing people of the, what's true and not true is like a losing battle. Uh-huh. And then the positive part is you go, oh, you can convince anyone of anything.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Oh yeah. For sure. Especially if they want to hear it. Like if that's the stuff they want to hear, God, people are so easy to convince about the stuff they like. That's a good way to put it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um, the AI data centers kind of fight that's going on. The amount of things people, people will post that you're just like
Starting point is 00:25:54 that is the new cause to your dude there's gonna be so many places where they vote against AI data centers and then like in 20 years like the cities that have AI data centers are like disproportionately wealthy and they're gonna be like why don't we have AI data centers? Well of course they'll go
Starting point is 00:26:08 they won't put data centers in these cities oh yeah they won't put them here and you go you literally like we're picketing outside of Amazon's fucking office to not have a data center they really can just tell you they go this is the new thing you don't like and they go fucking data centers Bernie Sanders
Starting point is 00:26:22 Does it? I mean, we haven't in Danny have a group show where someone sent a thing where apparently Bernie Sanders, like, when he was like 25 or something, they had a commune, and he was at the commune for three weeks, and he had to get kicked out because he wouldn't do any manual labor. And he goes, he just kept holding talks. He's like, I'm an ideas man. Yeah, but he said also his ideas, man, he would have these conversations with everyone
Starting point is 00:26:45 else, and everyone was supposed to do it. Everyone's supposed to do everything. Yeah. And then he wouldn't do any manual labor. And then also he was preventing other people. from doing manual labor. The preventing is the funny part. You go, okay, just like...
Starting point is 00:26:57 Because the guy's supposed to, you know, do his share of the dig and ditch or whatever. And the guy's like, well, I'm listening to Bernie's lectures. Yeah, I'm listening to Bernie's lectures. And you go, well, the farming, the plants needs to be taken care of. But yeah, the data center, it is crazy how on a dime it became the new, like, you know... I mean, I get like some people's, like initial thing to it because the places that got it first, like the early data centers before we knew about all this AI stuff,
Starting point is 00:27:22 They're like, yeah, I don't make money off of this, and my electricity bills doubled. But now every data center is like, yeah, we cover that. If you have legitimate concerns where you go, I don't want this to happen, I don't want this to happen, but most of them they go, okay, we'll do this, this and this. And I also get, if you go, if it's near you where you go, I don't want them to take up fucking five football fields
Starting point is 00:27:41 in the middle of this area and that's all. It's like crappy. It looks crappy and all that sort of stuff, right? Yeah, for sure. But if you go, it's kind of out in the middle of nowhere and it doesn't really affect anything. And also it's not going to change the price. Yeah, it's not going to.
Starting point is 00:27:52 As long as it doesn't change the price, they're like, yeah, that's covered. You're like, okay. I'm just like, well, I'm a lot of eight. I don't like this. Yeah, I don't know. But even if there is, there is sort of probably valid concerns in there and sort of stuff. But the more important part was they were able to flip everyone on a dime to be, you know, just like, oh, there was net neutrality. It was your big thing before.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Then this is your big thing. I mean, there must be a climate person. Now you're a data center. There must be like millions of people in America who are like, constantly. leaving like Jeff Bezos is the worst person who have like Amazon Prime account. Every day. Every day, just ordering stuff. And just like, this guy sucks.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I hate this guy so much. This is good service though. But you use it every day. Yeah, use it every day. I hate this guy. So I think the positive part is in, you can go crazy
Starting point is 00:28:43 trying to convince everyone of everything, but probably the positive part is you're supposed to, you're better off being the person that is taking advantage of idiots. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:54 That's, especially, you have to switch your brain and you go, no, no, no. The only way to live in this world. Well, it depends
Starting point is 00:29:02 what you do, but you're the minnow you're a politician. You're the shark or you're the, yeah, you know what I mean? Shark of the minnow. You're shark of the middle.
Starting point is 00:29:08 I mean, look, thinking for yourself is time consuming. Trying to convince but like being the the truth guy is time consuming. Yeah, you're like,
Starting point is 00:29:17 I got to fucking look in everything I read and more my own opinions. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you also realize that most people's opinions aren't because they got to that conclusion there. It's just like the thing that I'm part of said this and that's another, I added that to the thing. Yeah. They go, we think this now and you go, yeah, put it on the chart.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Put it on the chalk part. But yeah, I feel like I'm definitely the guy that I get, I don't think I have that much autism, but I get like, okay, that's not true though. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's just, it's, I mean, it's, it's, I mean, it's, it's, I don't think. false. Yeah, I know. And those things drive me crazy and I think I need to switch my brain of being, no, no, no, you have to
Starting point is 00:29:58 accept that you go 80 people, 80% people are going to be wrong. Definitely like fighting with idiots is kind of hopeless. It's hopeless. Hopeless. Like, yeah, if you're like, you know, I'm going to change their minds. You go, don't bother. No, no, no. If people want to listen, people want to listen.
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Starting point is 00:34:52 In some parts of the world, dressing modestly, especially for women, isn't just a personal preference or style choice. It can signal cultural awareness. So Havenden Post, for the first time ever, has said that women should dress more modest when they travel. You know what I mean? I mean, to certain places. I mean, I actually kind of agree with this.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Wait, but they don't. Yeah, yeah. Well, they don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Like if this would be one of those things where you just like, imagine any scenario where someone had regulations that they wanted on women's, what women are wearing here, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they have to literally compartmentalize that. Well, it's that thing that, you know, chicks love other cultures, right?
Starting point is 00:35:33 Mm-hmm. It's their favorite. Yeah, yeah. Like, chicks here, there's nothing. Specifically the worst ones. They read. You know, I'm not an other culture guy. specifically the objectively
Starting point is 00:35:44 worst ones. Yeah, they really have a hard on for anything that, if their dad told them that, they would hate it. Yeah. But if someone else's dad
Starting point is 00:35:57 in like Syria. If the Ayatollah says it, well then. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're like, that's the, you know, that's the culture.
Starting point is 00:36:03 And the religion, you definitely don't want to, you know. Which is such a funny inconsistency because you could be like, oh yeah, and they also have that culture in the South here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:12 And you go, Well, it's bad there Well, my country, it's bad There, it's just how they do things But it's not the It's not even that's how they do things It's the, and it should be respected. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:24 I mean, disrespected at your own peril, by the way. Well, that's a fair thing. But then you'd have to come to terms with that, yeah, because they are a certain way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, go ahead. Go to like some fucking Muslim nation and just be like
Starting point is 00:36:39 walking around all horrishly. Well, it reminds me. See how that goes for you. Yeah, you do your only fans account. Yeah, exactly. Like, all right. But it's just so funny, but like why it's, why no one should ever tell women how to dress and this and that. And then another article being like, it's actually pretty respectful.
Starting point is 00:36:56 You know. Anywhere else. Anywhere else. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, if you want me to pick you up, I could do that for sure.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Oh my God. What do you guys need? Does you want to need anything? And you're like, did you mind give me a Coke? Get your own fucking Coke. Just like. You're standing too close to me.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Yeah. It's this kind of, uh, you're supposed to be nice to everyone that, you know, there's, uh, some people will say that,
Starting point is 00:37:30 you know, you go, what do they say? They go, uh, capitalism. They're here, socialism here. And then,
Starting point is 00:37:35 uh, communism in my own household. Yeah. Yeah. Fascism at home. Fascism at home. Rule with an iron fist That's what it is, yeah
Starting point is 00:37:47 I mean there's also the element too Where like capitalism and bra Fascism at home And there also is the element where like you know Americans have the reputation of like Being a bit boorish when they go to other countries You know you're like a bit of like you're embarrassing In a vacuum
Starting point is 00:38:02 This is reasonable Yeah but the problem is you have to contrast it again CBC doing their 1992 article about, you know, testosterone making you more fair. In a vacuum, you go, nothing to see here. But back to back to back with, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:38:19 Well, that's just like, because I'm sure one of the waves of feminism would have been like, yeah, I don't give a shit. Like, I'm going to go to a mosque and fucking, you know, Istanbul and I'm wearing a bikini. Right. The new wave of feminism is like, if the Catholic Church ever told you to,
Starting point is 00:38:36 you know, your skirt's too low, you know, you should make a, huge fucking stink. Huge stink, absolutely. But if anywhere in the, if it's, well, it's just like, as long as it's not like a white man.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Well, that's what I'm saying. They're basically pulling us paint swatch out. And you're, this is the, and you pull the paint swatch and it starts with like,
Starting point is 00:38:51 men that are allowed to tell me what to do. And then men that aren't allowed to tell me what to do. It's gradually, it's kind of, like literally is what it is. Kind of, yeah. And they said, uh,
Starting point is 00:39:02 uh, it actually can signal cultural awareness. So if you're, you're actually being culturally aware if you respect the cultures of, other places and you're actually it's the and then you're being liberated if you respect the cultures anywhere
Starting point is 00:39:15 Yes. Here. Yeah, yeah. Do not, yeah, you want to disrespect the cultures here. Showing more skin can feel out of sync with local norms and perceived as lacking awareness or respect. In churches in Europe, for example, bare shoulders and knees are covered a sign of humility and respect for space. In many Muslim countries, clothing that reveals cleavage or a lot of leg
Starting point is 00:39:36 like low-cut, top, shorts is considered immodest. Who doesn't know? this. Yeah, obviously this is pretty basic stuff. But yeah, you're going, but basically saying if you're abroad, like, dressing having cleavage at the fucking church people might not like. Obviously here, do... Yeah, you hear that broads?
Starting point is 00:39:54 But the whole thing is they go, as it can be seen as sexually revealing or attention grabbing, which runs counter to Islamic teachings and cultural norms, and you go, you also hear people think that. Yeah, also it's much harder for them to not rape you there. That's true. It's also a part
Starting point is 00:40:09 of it, so... But they keep saying all this stuff. For your own benefits. But they go, all of the stuff they're saying is also here. There's some people in these mysterious lands that somehow think that a woman having her tits out and showing her ass and grinding on, you know,
Starting point is 00:40:24 culturally significant statues may be disrespectful, which is a foreign here, obviously, do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, there. I don't know, it's just, it's such a funny, it's a funny, like, fucking way to, you know, it kind of is the, you ever see that photo of Stephen Colbert?
Starting point is 00:40:40 and all the late night guys recently they're all just like it's 10 white guys and it's just funny because those other than not Kimmel wasn't doing this and even Conan but like a lot of those guys it was they're like so much there needs to be less white guys and all that sort of stuff right yeah and there's something
Starting point is 00:40:58 there's something like almost especially weasily well there are about to be less white guys in late night comedy so that's true they kind of accomplished that mission accomplished you think must be a lot less white guys hosting late-night comedy shows. Do you think they purposefully took it to the ground to make a point? I mean, I love that Colbert basically goes, yeah, it wasn't even, like, all the politics stuff wasn't even my idea. That's what he said. Yeah, he goes, it was like my producers. He goes,
Starting point is 00:41:23 you should like get more political. Like, that's what he's trying to say. I'm obviously saving face, but like, and then he goes and kisses Pedro Pascal. I'm a bitch, basically. Did you see them, kissing? I did see that. Do you have any comments on the kiss? Hot. Pretty hot. Yeah. But there's also there's something specifically weasley about the guy that um that you sort of you're kind of like promoting this thing that it's not even in sync with like your life yeah and i kind of feel that same way about it's you know it's like imagine you had a a kid that is just like super disrespectful in your house and then you go to grandma's house and then she's so nice and you're just like the fuck is you know what i mean because it's like almost like you're
Starting point is 00:42:10 It makes it worse. It makes it specifically... So you can do it. Yeah, you can do it. It's just like, you have a specific problem with me. Right, right, right, right, right. It's personal.
Starting point is 00:42:19 You make it personal. You're specifically overly respectful to everyone else. Yeah. And you're, you know, you're specifically argumentative and a dick to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:28 And I find that personality to be specifically annoying. Yep, I agree. And that's what this is. Yeah. The, oh, if they do it over there, they go, it's amazing. If you do it,
Starting point is 00:42:38 I'm going to be fucking screaming at the top of my long. Yeah. Double standard, I guess. I guess. Also, it's just like, again, do it at your own peril. I kind of was thinking, too, that it is just in terms of, tell me what you think of this theory, that in terms of partisan politics, right? They always come as like a bundle of things, you know? So, for example, if you're for abortion, you also have to be for, like, you know, this specific brand of kind of, like, racial politics. You kind of have to be on board with a certain level of, like...
Starting point is 00:43:09 It took a basket. Yeah, yeah, communism and stuff like that, right? And people that are super partisan, they, really, if you were trying to convince someone of something, you'd be like, here are my 10 things I want, and then what's the best intersection of I can get the most things with you still being on board, right? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:28 But instead, they kind of just use a shame tactic. And I think both sides kind of do this to some degree where they go, if you're not on board with some of them, but obviously it's probably more of a liberal Democrat thing where they go, they sort of shame you, right? And you go, well, that's not someone who wants to get what they want, obviously, right? That's someone who wants to preach, I guess, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:47 So it would be the equivalent of your chick being like, well, I want to pick the restaurant. And you go, yeah, yeah, you can pick the restaurant. And she goes, okay, well, I want to go to this place. And also, if we go to this place, my ex-boyfriend has to be there. And you go, well, no, I don't, yeah, you can pick the place, but I don't want to go somewhere your ex-boyfriend. She goes, well, if I pick my ex-boyfriend has to be there. And you go, well, then know then.
Starting point is 00:44:07 And she goes, you never let me pick. And I go, that's not why, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Because a lot of these things, they would... Yeah, they just tack on these. Yeah, and you go, yeah, like, there's so many dudes that were kind of like, yeah, I was kind of a pro-abortion person. But that's a, you know, that's a pain in the ass if I had to live in one of those states. And you go, if I wanted to have a check of abortion, yeah, you go, I guess that would cost me an extra a couple grand because I'd have to go to another state or something.
Starting point is 00:44:30 And they go, yeah, but also if you want that, you have to do this and this and this. And they go, well, those things I care about, too. Yeah, they're also like, we want to, we're pro-abortion, plus now we're eradicating white men. You go, hmm. Yeah, but they wouldn't give up any of them, right? So it's someone, I, I, there's this thing where you go, if someone won't give up any other things, and they go, this is the most important thing to me in the world, but I wouldn't give up anything for it. You go, that's not what the most important thing in the world is.
Starting point is 00:44:56 I mean, yeah, yeah. Like, if you told me, the most important thing in the world to me is going on this trip. Also, if I go on this trip, you have to, you have to, uh, let me punch you in the face. and you go, and I go, well, none of that. And you go, why, nothing more important than this trip? And you don't care about this trip? Is this trip not important to you? Yeah, and you go.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Why do I have to get punched? Because so when someone says, do you go, that issue's not important? Do you go, no, that issue is not important to you? Yeah. Because you're not willing to give up anything to get it. Yeah. So it's actually, you're the one that it's not important to. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:26 And I mean, I mean, that's kind of politics, too, because sometimes you overdo that stuff and people don't vote for you. Yeah. Yeah. But I, yeah, I guess the point that I'm making is a lot of people say, oh, something, you don't care about it and you, I think the real answer is, no, you don't care about it. Yeah. Because you're not willing to compromise at anything to get this thing that allegedly is the most important thing in the world.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Yeah, yeah. You could be like, yeah, pro-abortion, but we're going to reduce taxes. And you go, you might get some people on more people on board. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If that is so as important as you claim. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, we're going to cut taxes like crazy and cut social services, but we're pro-abortion. Like, we're going to make actual compromises here.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Like. Yeah, yeah, exactly, right? And they go, and this is someone who's told you there's nothing more important in the world to them than this. And then you go, right, but you don't understand. I have a hundred things that are the most important in the world. And the most important thing is different to everybody. What's the saying? It was if, you know, some version of if everyone's the winner, then there's no winners.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Yeah. Like if you say this race, everyone's a winner, you know, then, okay, there's no winners then. There's no correct. But if you go, if everything's the most important thing in the world, do you, obviously nothing's the most important. love to you. Yeah. That's accurate. That's kind of my theory, but I had another game. I want to talk
Starting point is 00:46:42 we'll talk about the Chud the Builder thing because the race war has officially begun. It's kicking off. The race war The San Diego thing was crazy. You've been pretty deep in this and you've been making me laugh on the Chud the Builder stuff. Oh, the Chud The Builder stuff's funny, but the San Diego thing, I don't know if you saw there was like the No. The shooting and there was like these two
Starting point is 00:46:58 Oh, I saw the shooting. Yeah, but the shooting and then it was like, because you know, they they dig into everybody's stuff and so there's like two kids shot up this mosque and they killed the security guard and one of the kids was like Mexican but they were all like white net they basically they're like you know white nationalists like kind of dudes and like Jews are bad and then they shot this black Muslim guy and he was like the Jews are bad like they both think basically like both liked Hitler and then you're like why'd you go shoot up a mosque you why did he shoot up a mosque I don't know it's like they're all like it's like literally
Starting point is 00:47:30 the Jews are bad people went and shot up other Jews are bad. bad people and you're like, probably should have done that in a synagogue. I don't know. I have no idea. He didn't look into it? What's going on? I mean,
Starting point is 00:47:44 it's like a 20, 48 hour story and like, I have no idea. Like, people are just like, you're just like, what the hell's happening here? What the hell's happening here? Like,
Starting point is 00:47:51 because people went and found like the literal, like the Facebook page of the security guard who got, who got killed. And, and then he was like having like pro Hitler. Like, Hitler was great on his Facebook page. And then these guys put out their, manifesto and they were like also like you know very like pro-Hitler Jews or bad stuff and you're just like
Starting point is 00:48:09 what is going on here? I'm confused. Yeah me too. Okay. You're like why was it a mosque then? So really you're saying this whole thing is just like overly confusing. You don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Or you're saying there's some level of like intersectionality that you don't even comprehend. Yeah. It's just like so like it's literally like a non-white Hitler fan killed another non-white Hitler fan at a mosque. I saw that I saw that that guy was uh, doing TikTok dances and stuff like that. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:48:39 It's probably, I'm sure we'll get more information out of this. But I just was like that is bizarre world. So Chod the Builder, Danny, the funny part is when you've been saying that, uh, you're saying your wife's chimping out. That's, that's, that was honestly making me loud. Seeing chicks are chimping out. Chimping out again. Doesn't want to go to fucking Denny's. Chimping out.
Starting point is 00:49:00 I mean, like when, when, also she has no. idea who shot the builder is. Right, right, right. Completely lost on it. Like when they start storming around, you say they're just like, like not getting their way. You're like, chimp it out.
Starting point is 00:49:15 That's such a funny thing. Don't do that if you have a black wife. Yeah, yeah, it only works on a white wife. Yeah, it only works on a white wife, but it's extra good on a white one. Let's just start by saying that you can't watch anything on your phone in public right now. Because that is, reels are the, the algorithm is the death of you. Auto play is the death of you. Yeah, if I'm on the phone sometimes, if you're on, like, the plane, even just having it there,
Starting point is 00:49:44 like even though they can't hear it, the internet just feeds you of videos of guys just screaming the N-word. I know. And the problem, too, is you're like that, like, the problem with the algorithm is, like, obviously you see stuff like that, like these, like, salacious over-the-top things. it's like a car wreck right we're like rubbernecking the algorithm but then the algorithm's like you love car wrecks
Starting point is 00:50:08 here's one after another and you're like no I'm just rubbernecking like I don't want I want to rubber neck the one yeah I want to rubber neck the one and the algorithm is like no this is all you get I hate it so it's uh yeah it's tough to watch right so
Starting point is 00:50:23 basically I'm sure some people most people probably know about this story but there was a it's a streamer that was doing the most extreme version of, I guess, his version of pranking of some sort, where he would have a gun in pepper spray, yell the N-word at black guys, sometimes, all different versions of things. Basically, the way it started is he started not as a streamer. He started like he was just, he posted a couple of videos.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Of a woman at Walmart. There was a woman at Walmart who like, you know, she's like, yeah, basically I wanted, I was backing in that spot and he's like tough shit basically but she's like an old lady so it's like you can there's two ways to look at this it's like this is like a grandma who is just like yeah that was my spot i didn't even see this one oh okay well it's just like a grandma who's like this was my spot and then he gets into like this altercation you know verbal altercation with her and is like rude and disrespectful and then on top of it she's black so you know there's obviously like the you know the racial
Starting point is 00:51:29 side of this where people are like, oh, black people are so entitled. And you're like, this is like a fucking 75 year old woman. Okay. Like, it's like you're, you're choosing to look at this one way, right? But you're like, it's just like an old lady. Like give her the fucking spot. Okay. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:51:45 Like it's like it's like you, you know, you could also say like, you're saying this is his like origin story was this video? His origin story was this. And then he had another one where he's in like a Walmart park. That's the one I saw. Oh no, I saw the one in the store where there's that one too. Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, that one was like some black woman with her kids and she's having a whole loud thing, which that happens.
Starting point is 00:52:06 But that does happen, you know, and he interjected himself into that. But then he has another, he's a lot of them are at Walmarts. Then he has another one. He's like outside of a Walmart. It's like 10 p.m. at night. And there's these like two black kids and they're like parked in the fire lane, right? And he's trying to say, and I don't believe this, he's like, because the video starts at the point where he's like, a verbal altercation with them and he's just like yeah i just looked at them
Starting point is 00:52:32 parked in this and you know it's an empty parking lot like who gives the shit really and he's like yeah i just looked at them and then they started like yelling at me and you're like i don't necessarily believe that and then they're you know they're starting to get into it and he starts to be like chipping out calling the n-word and they start getting all aggravated but the way it's edited makes you know if you take his word for it he's like yeah i didn't do anything i was just like but again it's just the where there's smoke there's fire you're like so it's just this is all random all the time like just you just happen to find yourself in these positions
Starting point is 00:53:05 all the time okay you know what I mean you're like no you're a content creator and you're like you're manufacturing these to some degree and then he starts live streaming he's live streaming first off streamers just in general it's the business model of being a streamer is I have to be the most outrageous person yes and he live stream is on pump dot fun okay Okay, so he has tied to his live streams, a token, Chud token, right? So it's like, there's like a monetary element to this. Of course.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Yeah, yeah, but there's like an even, this is even more. Is he rich, do you think? No, he's not rich. He's like, he has all these legal, well, you know. You never know. Some of these streamers, you're like, every day you just, every day you see them everywhere and they tricked you where you're like, is this guy a billionaire? No, no, no, he's not rich because he's new to.
Starting point is 00:53:58 streaming. Like he just blew up really quickly, but like he had a... So he's making five grand a day, but he's only been making that for 20 days. Dude, the market cap of his tokens like 700K. Like you would think with all of this stuff, you're like, oh, this must be like a fucking $10 million token. Well, he got an N-word go fund me. He got an N-word go-fund me, which is, but even on top, dude, he got 250K. That woman Shiloh Hendricks, who called the kid, the N-Ward in the playground.
Starting point is 00:54:23 She got 750K. He's not even touching that. Well, he is doing, tell me if you agree. think he's doing the equivalent the N-word equivalent of I'm not touching you Kind of If you do like a
Starting point is 00:54:37 You come up to someone You kind of like I'm not touching you Yeah He's doing the sort of N-word equivalent of that And look like obviously And then he has like a gun He has a gun And he's in an open carry state
Starting point is 00:54:47 And then when people Explode on him he pepper sprays Or he like shows them the gun And they're like okay And then his thing is like well it'll be self-defense And you're just like I guess that'll be up to the jury Well okay so here's what where this whole scenario is actually
Starting point is 00:55:00 kind of not that, in that the actual incident, he was at a courthouse for like a different issue. He's got all these legal problems before this guy. I can't imagine this guy. It's easy. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Like, you want to do this shit? You were playing life on fucking hard mode.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Like, dude, he got fired from his job. He got fired from his job over like one of these videos, right? Because people contacted his job. Duh. Obviously. Then he like started Just that conversation. Yeah. When they had to bring him.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Hey, Dalton. Can you step in the office for a second? He's a middle manager. Yeah. Well, he's got a, no, but he's a copy shop. Well, he's at like a, he was like a contractor or something. Okay. He was like a blue collar guy.
Starting point is 00:55:41 So he got like fire from his job. Are you like Chut the Builder? You go by Chud the Builder by chance of all. I was also saying how funny is it that, uh, announcing. I was almost going to pause to this, but, um, I was going to maybe make it with the eye saying that I got dismissed as one of the job. jurors on Chud the Builder case because they found me watching Chud the Builder clip. I'm saying you got dismissed.
Starting point is 00:56:06 I mean, that's kind of the crux of this entire legal thing right now. So again, so he's at this courthouse dealing with some other issue because he had a different thing where, like, I think a couple of weeks ago, where, because he's, he live streams around Nashville. He just walks around Nashville. And he went to some restaurant. I guess he like, I remember that one. That one where he, I guess he gets his. They said you can't stream and then he said, well, then I'm leaving without paying. Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:31 And so he leaves without paying. So then, you know, essentially they got him like on a dine and dash thing. So he's got, he was already on probation for something else. I don't know if it was that because, or not probation, sorry, bond. He already had a bond for that. But anyways, he shows up to this courthouse. He's not streaming. He's there for a court appearance, right?
Starting point is 00:56:50 Like, this isn't, there's no stream of this. Okay. He's just there. And then after he got, like, arrested, basically, he started streaming. So you can watch this. There's no video. It's just like, it's like pointed at the ground. So you can't, but you can hear him talking.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Basically, his side of the story is he's walking to the courthouse. These black guys recognize him because, you know, he lives in like a small, not small town. And then you're like, you're the guy that yells down. 200,000 person town north of Nashville. So the black guys, were they fans or? They were not fans, right? But he does have some black fans. I've seen some where people are like, this guy's funny.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Whatever. So they see him. It's that meme where they say, I have black friends. And then they go, the black friend, it's a guy being like, you know, segregation was way better. Slavery, they gave us free room and board. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can imagine any black people I know would love that. Nah, no, no.
Starting point is 00:57:45 But anyway, so they like see him. He has like a, you know, not like an incident. They're just like, they're just like, yo, keep moving. They knew who they was. They're like, keep moving. Then this disabled black military veteran Who basically I guess said who had like PTSD He's just like like you know he had a little like
Starting point is 00:58:03 I'll talk with them and then he he walks away They didn't like them and then the being out in public when you're that fucking talk like when you're that like hated Hey that's crazy crazy and again that's his business but that's a whole what else he's gonna do that's his thing That's his thing right and so uh anyways the guy like I guess follows him Like he's walking away The guy follows him And then they kind of start And then the guys like I have PTSD
Starting point is 00:58:28 Better not say we're like chimping out Better not like try this kind of So that guy's the aggressor actually Okay In this scenario Then they got in like a fight Like a physical fight And then at which point
Starting point is 00:58:42 Chud the builder shoots him Right and they are in a stand your ground state He legally is allowed to carry a firearm What does Cal she have the I don't I don't I don't know if there's, I don't know if we have any odds on it yet. It's probably, but so he's in a stand your ground state. So like in a normal scenario, if you just took that like, uh,
Starting point is 00:59:06 if you removed all the context. If you removed all the context of all the other stuff, probably actually is fine, right? But this is up to a jury. Well, it could be. Yeah. It probably will go to trial. I would imagine unless somehow this gets to, he probably doesn't want to go to trial.
Starting point is 00:59:21 you almost have to I don't think you could just like he's not going to like take a fucking plea of like eight years um no because that's just all I mean look it's like it's a stand your ground state he wasn't the aggressor here
Starting point is 00:59:35 all they're going to basically say is like because of all this other shit you've done where we have like hours of you antagonizing black people like is does that essentially make this like a duty to retreat situation
Starting point is 00:59:54 and you like lose your stand your ground rights because of your past of antagonizing black people and they'll obviously like... I don't even think that. I think that juries can just like I mean they can be like
Starting point is 01:00:09 yeah I still don't care like the same in no jail they're just like yeah I don't care I think I'm gonna vote innocent even though he's not... And that's more what I'm thinking that could happen because people might just be like
Starting point is 01:00:17 yeah I know that all your stuff you're saying is right I'm going to still vote guilty. Yeah, yeah, he just goes, I don't like this guy's a piece of shit, which that happens. Yeah, of course that happens. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:00:27 And, like, will he get, like, maybe he gets convicted not on, like, attempted murder? Um, but anyways, that's like, it is, this is, like,
Starting point is 01:00:35 I see a lot of people being like, like, it's such like a black and white thing. You're like, you know, no pun intended, but, uh,
Starting point is 01:00:40 race war. Yeah, yeah, but like, it's not. Like, he is in a stand your, he isn't a stand your ground state.
Starting point is 01:00:46 He wasn't the aggressor. they're going to have to basically prove that like, yeah, because these black guys have like seen all of his content and maybe had an assumption that they were like about to be antagon. Again, it's like, you're allowed to call people the N word in the United States. That's not in and of itself illegal. But then also you're just like, yeah, if you go around provoking people, which is absolutely what he does, you're like, this is obviously going to happen. I mean, there's nothing that you could have predicted easier than this ends badly. then this ends badly. I'll tell you,
Starting point is 01:01:17 I think that the people that are kind of saying he's like, this is sort of, what's the right word? They're saying he's like defending free speech or whatever. And you're kind of like, yeah, I think more it's like a psychopath
Starting point is 01:01:34 that like got you to defend him. Yeah. Well, I was even thinking, but the thing about this point, people always say you use your rights, you lose them, right? Yeah. There's like some truth to that,
Starting point is 01:01:44 but you go, okay, well, Like the, with abortion, all the women went out and started scream your abortion, wear the shirts. Like, did that help for her? Yeah, you can say they overuse the rights. But yeah, but that is like, that is true that, you know, people always say kind of freedom and responsibility kind of. If you see situations like this, like I don't think that helps. Like if you were to say, hey, as a result of something like this, do you think it'll result in more or less free speech? You're just like, it's pretty obvious.
Starting point is 01:02:13 I mean, yeah. I don't think this. result in more. No. Probably results in all the social media companies having a big like meeting about the first amendment
Starting point is 01:02:21 is about censorship by the government. So it's like as much as people are like this is like a true this isn't like a true First Amendment issue. Yeah but even yeah but it always goes up and down
Starting point is 01:02:32 even with the laws. You go the moral is there's still people involved and they don't really follow all the laws and they sort of change things and you've watched we've all watched that happen. Yeah of course.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Yeah. So anyways this isn't like a super The public tide is you know, people think like if you're talking about like a court case, the public tide of like the moment is so important. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like what's the vibe right now? Like I'm sure
Starting point is 01:02:54 that seven years ago, or like in 2017, there was probably, if you were like a white man that did something, you were probably getting a rougher, like a more aggressive sentence than, you know, five years before that. So really the public tides matter so much in terms
Starting point is 01:03:10 of these things. And I mean like if his lawyer can get them to not admit any of his live streams, you're like, probably he's in a good spot. Oh, as long as they have, oh, you, if he can get like 10 people on the trial that's never seen any of that stuff. Yeah, which is, again, you're like, that's kind of what a jury's supposed to be. Like, you're supposed to have never heard of this guy.
Starting point is 01:03:26 If you're a jury and you sit there watching, like, 80 hours of this guy. I'm just him telling black people they're chimping out. I'm going to shoot them. Yeah, and like, you know, fucking brand, like, you know, showing them they're gone and pepper spraying them, you're like, probably not going to look good, but maybe like a really good attorney could maybe be like, yeah, that's not pertinent
Starting point is 01:03:42 to this scenario. I would put a larger percentage chance that he does sometime. Yeah, me too. That's my... I would think he's in a bit of hot water. And, like, his bond, like, essentially, because they gave him, like, a $1.25 million bond, and then...
Starting point is 01:04:01 But he, like, can't access, for some reason his give-send go, so they have to start another one. So the $250K, which would be... You need 10%. The United States government wants to take someone out. They take someone out? Absolutely. They do it all the time.
Starting point is 01:04:13 But, like, he... Apparently he can't even access his gives and go for some reason because of whoever, like, they don't know that it's actually tied to him. Like, they can't, like, prove that it's going to him. Oh. For some reason, because obviously it got started once he was already in jail. And then on top of that, even if you get... That's a gives and go. That's like a gives and go policy.
Starting point is 01:04:31 But also gives him go is like, hey, listen, we just have to keep the money. I don't know. Seems like... But, uh, so, but on top of that, like, even if you come up with the 10%, then you still need to have collateral for the additional one point, uh, one, two, five. million on top of the like the 125,000 is just a cash payment from what I understand but you still need some collateral to cover the remaining amount which he doesn't have
Starting point is 01:04:55 like he doesn't have a million dollars in collateral plus so he's in jail right now he's in jail he's like in solitary confinement basically because you know if they put him with the the tide on streamers well no I would kind of disagree with that because I would say he'd probably be like the Aryan Brotherhood would be like
Starting point is 01:05:13 so I don't know if like a county jail has an Aryan brotherhood like a prison does but like jail is like a temporary thing on your way to prison i don't know if like the like i could be wrong and i might be like i don't know if like the race politics are fully in jail you're sort of right i think yeah yeah like the prisons yes jail an Aryan brotherhood has less people yeah i think they're just powerful it's i looked it up the in Tennessee the it's like 40% of the prison population is black. So you're right.
Starting point is 01:05:49 If he goes to the normal jail, if he's not in solitary environment, he doesn't have the brotherhood to help him out. I don't know, yeah. But you think that if he gets to those ones, he's going to be like a... Yes, once he gets... He's going to have to get, like, become just like a full-out Nazi.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Oh, once he gets to prison, if he can get his hands on a phone. Or a tattoo gun. Back in business. We get more chud the builder. It's literally walking up to the fucking crips, being like, they're chipping out! Streamers are fucking... But like...
Starting point is 01:06:15 Dangerous life, man. But it's incentivized. They just have to do eight hours of the crazy shit. It's like not that incentivized in his case because you're like, his token was like worthless. You're saying it wasn't working as good. Yeah. Like I get maybe that's just like not the way. Like, and I don't know, did he, I don't know if he got like kicked off of YouTube and everything.
Starting point is 01:06:34 I would guess that YouTube would not love that behavior. I think a lot of times with this stuff, you sort of remove the, like if you remove all the, like, the, you know, there is things where if, you know, even with like the pedo hunters or whatever, right? Yeah. Like most people would probably be like, yeah, you should be, uh, fucking pedophiles. Yeah, should be. But also at the same time, you might say like, yeah, but the same way that, um, you know, people would say that maybe the worst guy you ever knew became a cop.
Starting point is 01:07:05 Like there is, for every thousand people in the army, there probably is one guy that like took this job just because he's like, I get to kill people. Yeah, absolutely. There was definitely the pet... There was certain pedophile hunters where, like, that's a sociopath that's figured out, like, a life hack to torture people.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Yeah. You know what I mean? The Vitali thing. I don't know if you saw the Vitali one where he caught this guy. They got the wrong guy. Yeah, yeah. They just, like, mixed up his Snapchats.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah, but there's a lot of people that do stuff like this that are just like, I figured out, like, a way to get rich off the fact that I'm, like, a sociopath. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. So, and I mean, it's, it is, you know, even if you agree with it, it's like, it is still technically, like,
Starting point is 01:07:41 vigilanteism. now you could say like well you know police departments don't have the resources to catch and seems like there is literally an infinite amount of pedophiles on the internet yeah it's like infinite uh you know because obviously police departments do these same things but they just probably to a higher standard but like what did d l hugley think of the judge the builder thing is you a fan or not a fan i think uh he i think he what i saw was that he was just exercising his first amendment rights and second memorandes D.L. Hughley was on board.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Yeah, Dahl He was on board. The Constitution guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? Is Al Sharpton? Has he commented? Yeah, so I don't know how this will go. Like, he might get, like, it's hard to say. Like, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:25 I don't know how this will go for him. It is, but I'm telling you. But not surprising if this happened. That's for sure. I mean, I think both of us said, like, yeah, it's a ticking time bomb. But that's what was the premise of the channel. Yeah, that was. I'm going to scream until someone attacks me and I'm going to shoot them.
Starting point is 01:08:44 That's like, that was the premise. Yeah. And you're kind of like, I mean, the moment you have a gun, you're like, and you know, again, like, I'm sure there's people who are legal gun owners who are watching this and maybe especially like open carry gun owners where you're like, you do have a bit of a duty to like, even a higher standard to like stay out of shit once you're carrying a gun. Like most gun owners would say some version of that. It's like, it's like, you know, the karate guys who are like, these are fucking deadly. weapons. It's like, I can't just be going around getting bar fights everywhere. You're like, you have a gun. Like, you have almost a higher duty to
Starting point is 01:09:16 like stay out of this shit. Not like insert yourself into this stuff. Gotcha. That's what I would think. Maybe I'm wrong on that. I don't know about the culture. But I've talked to. No, I think most people I've talked to gun owners on my show and it does seem like that. Like if I'm carrying my gun I'm probably less
Starting point is 01:09:32 likely to someone says something to me and get into a physical altercation. Exactly. You're like, what do you fucking say? Like, it's kind of shit like that. You're like, less. less honor culture shit, like when you're carrying a gun. Right. You're the biggest guy in the bar now.
Starting point is 01:09:46 You're the eight foot tall fucking UFC guy that you don't, you don't walk around looking for it. That's like a good comparison. It's like, yeah, I don't get into fights. Like, I'll kill these people. Like I literally like. Some of them do, though. Yeah. So, well, the Diaz brought us.
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Starting point is 01:13:06 No. No. Tell me about it. It looked like a horror film. He fought Platinum Mike Perry Oh, you mean the actual fight? Yeah, the actual fight. It was like the planet Mike Perry. How much Strickland? And dude, he was like literally platinum Mike Perry like cut. He was like covered in blood.
Starting point is 01:13:22 Like head to, like almost head to toe. Like it looked like a horror movie. Like he was bleeding. Like they stopped the fight because he wouldn't stop bleeding. Like it didn't. That's how it ended. Yeah. No, I didn't see that.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Crazy. It was crazy. It was crazy. Like just like covered in blood. He's still funny. He couldn't see. And they have the thing that stops. the blood one. And it was just like, it wouldn't work
Starting point is 01:13:41 too much. It was like too much. The guy just needed a ton of stitches. Yeah, he probably needed I don't know, 40 stitches or something. His head was just like huge I mean, if the Judd the Builder does get out, that would be a pretty good like celebrity boxing max. It's him versus you know, some real
Starting point is 01:13:57 show speed or something. No, it's like him against like Dr. Umar. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would be fucking dude. Dude, I want that. Has he waited on a builder? Yeah It is funny
Starting point is 01:14:15 Because so many people Were mad at like the comedy roast That Netflix comedy roast Which is funny when you're just like If you want to be mad at something There you go There's a really good thing to be mad about There's a firearm involved
Starting point is 01:14:27 That was another thing though When I didn't see the whole roast They were very long But I watched parts of it It's like four hours And as soon as I was seeing it I was just like Yeah some people aren't gonna be happy by this
Starting point is 01:14:37 It was I thought it was one thing I just thought it was cool that a lot of our actual friends. And it was just like, you go, this is the center of comedy right now. This is the biggest kind of thing. It's, you know, did 50 million views in the first week, some huge hit. And it was kind of like our actual like buddies
Starting point is 01:14:51 or the centerpiece of the... I don't know. It was all very like cool. Yeah, but like the notion like, I mean, it was mostly black people getting mad and they're like, how would you make race joke? Like, you're making race jokes? You know, like, it's gross. This was a key... This was very, very
Starting point is 01:15:05 the quintessential. Like, this is pretty normal in this world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is normal people seeing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? This is probably like watching, like, MMA in like 93, where you're like,
Starting point is 01:15:21 they're doing what? Yes. Right. This is what? Like they're on a native reserve in Quebec because it's like the only place it's legal. I mean, like, what the hell is going on? Yeah, I've definitely been part of a lot of comedy projects and, and, uh, live shows and and stuff like that where you go, where people,
Starting point is 01:15:40 walked in, they would be like, you guys are doing what exactly? Like, this is what the fuck? Which rose to the most of that right now where you go, it's actually pretty normal in this little corner. And then Jeff Ross sort of brings it to the masses and everyone's like, excuse me? What now?
Starting point is 01:15:56 Lewis Gomez had the best one because he's been sort of defending the comedy portion of it. And someone goes, so would you think it's okay if someone made fun of your dead parents and this and that and then, and he goes, here's a video of
Starting point is 01:16:11 Aaron Berg in blackface. Dressed as my dad, dead dad. Making fun of me 10 years ago. Yeah. I thought, it was like, probably that was one of the best. And that person's mind was not changed one I owe it. No, no, not at all, but you're just like, yes, in this world, that is acceptable. Yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 01:16:28 you go, this is what it is. And you would think, like, there's been enough. Like, Rose's had been pretty popular for, like, a decade. They have gotten more aggressive. They have gotten more, yeah. Well, once they move, because off Comedy Central, because I guess Comedy Central had a Right. But they also, you know, I've always kind of said this about American culture in general. Like, if you look at even like Tom Green and Jackass, the best way to describe like the difference.
Starting point is 01:16:50 When I make the point that America takes something, takes it to the extreme and spits it out, right? Obviously that happened with streaming, right? But with Tom Green, it was kind of like, you know what? I'm going to go to this store and pay for something with pennies and it'll take me 10 hours. Whereas the Jackass American version is, I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is taking too long to pay something with pennies. So it's very, like, whatever the thing that's kind of like subtly being done, this is the most like, we're saying mean jokes.
Starting point is 01:17:20 These are the meanest jokes that anyone could ever say in history. So it's gotten to its final form where it's, and it started it was kind of like we're celebrating someone we like. And it's gotten to, this is people that they hate saying. And also, even if you think Justin Bieber, when he did his roast, a big part of it was kind of,
Starting point is 01:17:37 they were sort of like a guy that society hates. now he's in trouble hears him like taking his licks yeah like that wasn't the original spirit the original spirit was like this is us kind of like celebrating someone we like by making fun of them and then it's sort of turned into like someone that everyone hates let's like publicly laugh
Starting point is 01:17:53 right or someone who's like really on top so let's like bring him down to like Tom Brady you know he's like nothing you can take from Tom Brady so it's kind of bring it down a bag it's someone like taking their lashes and that sort of change but this is it is the extreme value version where it was like we're all just going to
Starting point is 01:18:09 It's like almost You know, I've never been This is my personal preference So it's like not a not any way in diamond I thought everyone like killed Yeah And it was probably really cool For certain people like Jay O'Cristin
Starting point is 01:18:20 That was fucking that was awesome Yeah but my personal taste I'm not the biggest roast guy And I think that is my like sort of sensibilities In comedy or whatever And it is a little too Like if it gets to the point Where I feel like you know when you do the edgy show
Starting point is 01:18:32 You know they're not edgy show The dark comedy shows or whatever And it's kind of like This is where you come say the worst stuff When I go there, I don't want to say that we're stuff anymore. I find that, you know what I mean? No, I'm more like, norm for the Bob Saget, where I'm like, oh, he's Canadian. Yeah, yeah, where it's like, I want to say it like, where it's just all compliments.
Starting point is 01:18:49 But that is a very Canadian way to handle that, right? Like, it's, comedically, I don't even mean Canadians. I mean, like, sort of Toronto comedians. There is a little of like, you're sort of like slyly doing the opposite of what's expected. Right. Whereas. Well, because that's comedy. It's like almost.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Comedy also is that, though, you know. But I'm saying that's also. thing in comedy where you're like you do the unexpected thing it's yeah like like funnier to me would be go to like a literal like you know pg like fucking super you know like you're not allowed to say anything show and then like do those jokes yeah yeah to me and bomb like to me that's funny yeah yeah so my sensibilities it's not really my favorite thing but yeah i thought it was very cool and um it was it was it was very much something that happens in a corner being shown to people that aren't used to this. And as soon as I saw it, you're just like, people aren't going to be happy with this.
Starting point is 01:19:47 But you mentioned a lot of people were, you know, like I mentioned D.L. Hughley, like, obviously, you know, having a connoissell. He's a hustler, straight up. But also, maybe not surprisingly, but lots of people weren't happy about the Charlie Kirk jokes. Like, yeah. Dude, I said, you know, Adam Sosnick? Yeah, yeah. Like, he went on Pierce Morgan. And it was funny.
Starting point is 01:20:07 embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was embarrassing to watch. Because, you know, he went on being like, well, I thought it was funny. The George Floyd one's funny, but the Charlie Kirkman was not funny. And you go, you don't, like, hear yourself saying that. I mean, literally embarrassing to hear. Like, that was, like, almost cringe-worthy.
Starting point is 01:20:24 And you're also just like, who gives the shit what you think? It's just like, so don't watch it. I know that's the other thing the time. You're like, if you don't like it. Yeah, but the point is they're trying to, yeah, yeah. And I guess there's some point of, like, you're just like, oh, this is, there's like, it's a roast. You go, there's a couple topics that are off limit, though. And it's like what?
Starting point is 01:20:39 It's like Charlie Kirk. Well, this is what a lot of people say. They go, well, I just don't, I think it was a bad joke. And you go, yeah, but you also think it's, you kind of, just, I think people need to just admit where they're, because you could say just the exact same thing. It's like all the people that were mad about all the articles. And they were. George Floyd's family held a press conference. BLM held a preft conference.
Starting point is 01:21:00 There was a guy, I think it was GQ or something, one of those places. He wrote a whole article about how like Roaster Dead. You go, no, it was the biggest one ever. And then he was saying like, you know, and I like edgy stuff. Like I thought Drewski's thing was, and you go, yeah, just say, I like edgy stuff if it's in line with me politically. Yeah, that's fine. But they don't want to say that. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:21:19 So, but it's, you know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. I just go, yeah, it wasn't for you. That's fine. It's like, you'll be able to move on. I'll tell you that so much. This isn't going to be like the speed bump in your life you think it is. I said, I think Ben Shapiro did a thing where he goes, you know, these jokes were inappropriate.
Starting point is 01:21:36 on a, uh, uh, uh, go cancel your Netflix. There's a real like mechanism for this to protest. Go cancel. He's already probably canceled it. Go cancel your Netflix. Go tell your friend you're not using his password anymore. I know.
Starting point is 01:21:50 I will be no longer using your password. But it really became that. It was just like, you know, it's still, even the roast is just split down the middle politically. Yeah. Of what. And I mean, if you think about it, it was actually fair. There was like something for everybody.
Starting point is 01:22:03 Yeah. Like it actually was fair. It would be one thing. to be like, why were their only Charlie Kirk jokes and no, no George Floyd jokes or vice versa. You go, no, there's some for everybody. Some for everyone. A mean joke for whatever your persuasion is. And if you don't like mean jokes, there's stuff to watch for you.
Starting point is 01:22:20 You know what I noticed? And Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, a lot of political commentators do this. So I can't do impressions good. So, do you know, when people do impressions, someone cracks it and then everyone, like Dana Carvey, people that does Lauren Michaels and everyone goes, Everyone's just doing his. Yeah. So there's a lot of people online that do impressions and they're a good impression. And they go, they're actually not a good impressionist.
Starting point is 01:22:42 They just know how to copy other people's impressions. Yeah. Where really what someone, a great impressionist is you like found this like real lynchpin quirk of someone's personality and the way that their mind works and the way that they talk. And they're like body movements. Yeah. Shane, I think is so good with the Trump because he like gets all the body movements,
Starting point is 01:23:01 like the facial. Yeah, you've like figured this little thing out. And then once you figured it out, everyone can kind of do it, right? Yes. Yeah. And I think that I'm pretty good at figuring out the thing, but I actually can't do it. No, I can't do it. But like there's a few things where I always feel like I figured out like a little, like the perfect linchpin of this person's personality.
Starting point is 01:23:20 But I can't do the voice. I can't do the, I don't have the, what would you call that? It's almost like a year. It's almost like a. Yeah. But one thing I noticed that all these guys do. So I noticed this. a long time about, like a lot of black
Starting point is 01:23:36 comedy, one of the funniest things about, like, 80s black comedy, is they would, because when people do, a lot of comedians, they'll do a thing, and then they'll add an act out, right? Yeah. And the black comics would add an act out that adds nothing, where they go, you know, I'm eating cereal. And you know when you open the door, and then they open the
Starting point is 01:23:52 door, you go, we already had all the information. It doesn't really add anything for you pretend to open the door, right? Over the top. Yeah, you're like, it's like, you're selling it. You're overselling it. Yeah, overselling it. But Shapiro, Carlson, I know they're opposite ends right now, but they all do the same thing where they kind of do a version of that, where they talk, they'll introduce a thing and then
Starting point is 01:24:16 do an impression of it that they'll be like, it's one of these people who's always saying they hate America. Oh, I hate America. So they always do, they bring up things like, Ben Shapiro will be like, it's one of those people that everything is the Jews fault. Oh, everything is the Jew's fault. So they do a act out that has added nothing. Nothing, yeah. This isn't really. It's a big thing in the right-wing commentator world where they introduce a thing.
Starting point is 01:24:45 They do the act out and the act out is added zero. Yeah, it's added zero. But the whole point of an act out is you added, you like clarified what you were saying. Yeah, you clarified or yeah, you like kind of. They say a very easy to understand thing and they acted out adding nothing. Now, if I could do it, this could. I think this would be the impression. Right.
Starting point is 01:25:05 Yeah. And even as I'm saying it, people are probably listening at home thinking like, what, you think that's a point, right? All I can think is the hot point that you have is you just said a boot and you're going to get killed in the comments for it. Fuck me. That's all. I've been fixated on that for the last minute.
Starting point is 01:25:24 Oh, God damn it. He's one of those, one of those people that says, my husband, should never tell me what to do. My husband, oh, my husband should never tell me what to do. Yeah, yeah. Don't tell me. Oh, you go, this is a perfect Ben Shapiro. One of those women that says, husband should never tell me what to do. No one, don't tell me what to do. Yeah. I like the, all right, I'm done. Yeah, yeah, I do like the Ben Shapiro, uh, and Tucker Carlson, for that matter, but more so Ben Shapiro, like, he had, like, a policy of never swearing, and now he just swears all the time. It is funny when he drops them.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Because he, like, yeah, but he, like, legitimately had, like, a policy. I don't give a shit. Yeah. But, like, it was, like, for at least. to I don't know, eight years. He wasn't swearing. He was like, but it was like a policy where he's like, I don't say these words. I think he said it on Rogan where he specifically he's like, yeah, I don't swear.
Starting point is 01:26:10 He definitely wasn't swearing. He started swearing. And he started, yeah, he's like, shit is serious now. I don't give a shit. Do you think he, like, washes his mouth out of afterwards?
Starting point is 01:26:23 He does some prayers. Yeah, he has to kill. Do you think he has a piece of the wall at his house that he gives it? For forgiveness? That's the ultimate if you get your own piece of wall. Watch, watch when you're watching those people next time.
Starting point is 01:26:34 You'll watch, they do it. Because they're sort of doing like a comedic device, but they're not funny, so they've not added anything. And then Tucker Carlson laughs at his own one. He also does this, though. Yeah, he does that, but then he laughs. I think the real answer is their filling time. Filling time, yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:47 That is the real answer. They're like filling time. The worst, worst possible explanation. Yeah, I think that's the actual explanation. Yeah, they're just like. So everything they say, they almost say it twice. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:00 Yeah. Or they're doing like the, they watch a lot of, a lot of Chris Rock Carlin. Danny's one of these people that hates God. Oh, I hate God. Yeah, I'm tired. Tad, tired, tired, tired.
Starting point is 01:27:10 George Carlin kind of, I was listening to George Carlin the other day. He kind of, I was almost like, I think Chris Rock got that from George Carlin. Oh, just repeating the premise over and over again. Time. Tart, Tart, Tart, Tart, Tart, Tart, Tart, T. Also fill in time. Yeah. Also fill in time.
Starting point is 01:27:25 I'd give that some fill in time. Yeah. Yeah. But I kind of always thought Chris Rock was the guy who started that, but I think it was Carlin. It is interesting. and the extent to which it is a, just a complete fight on the internet between...
Starting point is 01:27:36 Dude, I'll see, like, Trump tweet something now? Yeah. And the reply guys are all people that were, like, fans. So Trump, it would just be, like, a bunch of people that... You know, obviously, like Candice Owens, people like that. Like, a bunch of libertarian guys that I know. I don't know. You name it, right?
Starting point is 01:27:55 Yeah, they don't have to them. But the reply guys to Trump are all people that probably supported him in the last election. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, I mean, there's almost something admirable to the fact that you're like, you're not some just like, you know, brain dead kind of. I agree. Cultist. Like fucking, like his true social reply guys. Yeah, I agree.
Starting point is 01:28:17 And I, you know, Magamomom 1776. Yeah, they'll be on board with whatever. Yeah. But there is. The closest they ever got was when he did the Jesus meme. I would, this is port. I would like to give you that. but to some degree
Starting point is 01:28:32 you can give that to the first five people and then it was like no no this side of the internet sort of switched right? Yeah. So you it was, well it's fractured almost. Yeah, but if people just went with their side
Starting point is 01:28:43 still, they just went with their side of that war. Yeah. That being said, I mean, I don't know, I like the Thomas Massey guy but it kind of showed
Starting point is 01:28:50 that the young people versus the old people. Like if they showed it was like the boomers voted against Thomas Massey and the young people wanted him out. Yeah, wanted him out.
Starting point is 01:28:59 I wanted him in, sorry. I was surprised. I was surprised because, you know, I obviously saw all this stuff where it's like, yeah, he took all this money from Israel. But like, he still got less money or sorry, he still, he got more money overall than the guy he was against. I think, I think this is almost like when Trump says you're out, you're out. Well, sometimes. But everybody was specifically being like, he got so. And he still has some sauce and some.
Starting point is 01:29:22 That's what I'm saying. But like, because everyone was like, oh, he got so much money. And then I saw it today, actually, because I was under the impression you're like, yeah, the. The guy who was up against Massey must have got way more money than him because everybody's like Israel's giving him so much money. You think Israel got stingy with it? They didn't give him enough? No, but he didn't. He got less money.
Starting point is 01:29:40 Oh. Like, like Massey still got more money. I'll tell you what. I was surprised by. I think that just means that it's like Trump still has his Jews. Yeah. Some places.
Starting point is 01:29:50 Yeah. Some places like Kentucky where Trump's just like, yeah, this guy sucks and he's against our whole thing. I will say for me that, you know, I like talking about politics stuff when he's, it kind of like intersects with culture, which is a lot. Yeah. You know, a lot of times it intersects with like, you know, gender and race and money and, you know what I mean? Kind of like normal stuff.
Starting point is 01:30:10 Yeah. I kind of felt like when I was, and I think I like that Thomas Massey guy, but when I think that also when I'm, when you're talking about like a Republican primary congressional race, I'm like, to me, this feels a little, I'm like in too deep. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I kind of feel like I'm on Twitter being like, I think I'm. I find myself like bored.
Starting point is 01:30:32 I'm like I'm in too deep to Paul. This is too much politics. Like I'm mad, dude, imagine if we still live in Canada and you were like giving a shit about like an MP election. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to. Obviously, it's higher profile. No, but I feel like I'm trying to like find how I care and I'm like, I guess this is
Starting point is 01:30:47 sort of this. I'm the same. I'm the same person versus old person thing. Maybe like internet versus the real world. Like this is maybe a referendum on like is, you know, is can Twitter like can these Twitter personalities? internet personalities really like who has the sauce dictate the outcomes of the election
Starting point is 01:31:02 yeah so maybe there's like some interesting level there but I do feel like yeah I do feel like I'm sometimes looking at this stuff and I find you know I always look for what I kind of almost get like even when I'm going through the articles yeah I always I go through you know we go through fucking a thousand articles and there's certain things that just kind of like I almost get like excited about and I can feel it whereas there's certain things like this where I could I feel like I'm trying to like force myself to give a shit and I'm like I don't yeah like ball injections were like, who.
Starting point is 01:31:30 Well, there's certain things that just like, fucking two coffees. It just makes me laugh. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. This is like, and it's like touching on all the things that I find kind of funny or interesting. And there's certain things that I, you know, you're just like, this is like a, almost like almost pure politics. Yeah. It's too pure politics.
Starting point is 01:31:49 Yes. You know. And I guess the closest thing is your, this is, it is that what you said, the intersection of this sort of, uh, uh, the internet. people vibe versus the your average person right and i mean it is interesting i guess to see like how much you know like does the do the internet people have as much sway as you know like some people think they do yeah yeah what because there's this vibe like can they all get together and like actually uh you know influence the outcome of an election yes which time people do think that well they do influence it yeah yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:32:27 Yeah, but can they actually, like, change the outcome? Like, can they get their guy to win? Yeah. Which it doesn't. And also, I guess if there's, like, always, that's the thing. I mean, that is, if you're going in these fights against the establishment, you go, they're not dead yet. Yeah, they're not dead. Then they're probably, you know how to play dirty and stuff.
Starting point is 01:32:45 And you're, yeah. And it's also like, yeah, does Trump have, like, does Trump still have the power to just be like, this is my guy? I like him, everybody. Yeah, that's sort of the takeaway where you're like, he, he, I bet you he's feeling himself right now being like, like still got the sauce. Of course. Yeah. He goes, I mean,
Starting point is 01:33:00 I guess the, the MAGA people are still fucking kicking, you know? Well, I think that, yeah, it was definitely more, um,
Starting point is 01:33:09 well, I'll tell you, on the internet, I bet you if, hmm, it just, yeah, it was,
Starting point is 01:33:12 it just, it just, it's just, it's just, it's straight up split. Yeah. But it's probably the same as the split between,
Starting point is 01:33:17 like, the AOC Bernie's and the fucking, he lost pretty badly. He lost by, like, 10%, wasn't that close. Like,
Starting point is 01:33:23 10%'s like, not, it's a beat down. You're saying it was a big beat down? Like not like a massive, but like it's not, it wasn't like, you know, I saw a song, I was like flipping through the news last night and, you know, because they had all these races and like, a lot of them were like, you know, 51, 49. So do you think part of it's your average boomer person is just like, I don't want to
Starting point is 01:33:43 fucking talk about Epstein anymore? Do you think that's part of it? I think it's more like they don't care. They don't probably like voting for the guy that called the president. They're like, yeah, we like. They're like we like Trump. Yeah, we like Trump. We liked him before and we still like him.
Starting point is 01:34:00 And they're like, yeah, but there's this war in Iran and they're like, yeah, good. I mean, yeah, well, I mean, gas prices are like fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gas prices are, gas prices are, I mean, dude, the gas prices are insane. The fucking, I don't know how much you fall like finance stuff, but like all the treasuries are like going super. Dude, like the 30 year treasuries like higher than it wasn't like 2005. You want to hear the stupidest story in relation to gas prices? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:25 me JJ and Eric we're going from Lansing to Detroit and then we get in the Uber and we go we're going to the Detroit airport but we're actually going to a hotel and then we get we're in there for about eight minutes and we go okay we're going to change it so we change the address to about three minutes beside the airport right
Starting point is 01:34:41 the guy who doesn't speak English Word of English he has a translator app he types in his translator app Uber's not giving me enough money so I don't want to do this trip anymore and then he goes but if you want to give us if you want to give me like an extra hundred bucks and it was probably like a hundred dollar ride and we're just like, so he's like extorting us. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:59 And we're like halfway there. And then I said to the guy into his app, I go, it feels like you're kind of like extorting us right now. Just like we like, how did it change? Oh, I would have been like, yo, I'm calling ICE motherfucker. I'm getting you drop me off the side of the road right now. It's like my first phone call is to ice. Right.
Starting point is 01:35:16 Yeah. So anyways, he basically goes. And then imagine he agrees to it and you have like the most awkward one. hour drive of your life. Well, that's what I sort of said is we sort of, we were talking and we're just like, I don't know. We don't want to deal with this for the next hour, right? Like this guy is like extorting us.
Starting point is 01:35:34 And it was like not necessarily about the money. It was like it was already. It was principle. This is, I mean, again, I'm not trying to be like, that is classic third world behavior. Yeah, it was. Yes, yes, yes. If I was in fucking like Thailand or something like that shit happens all. It was that's your nail on the head.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Dude, I remember where, I can't remember where we took a taxi. It was somewhere in like Southeast Asia and the guy had a rigged meter. He had like a fucking, and I remember we went somewhere and I was looking at the meter and all of a sudden it was like an old school meter like where it was like a taxi room like the 60s. It wasn't digital. And then all of a sudden just goes and like so fast. And I'm like, what the fuck just happened? And then you know, you go on like online. And people are like, yeah, they have these like fake taxis, you know, like this is just, and stuff even like that where you're like, hey, I need to go to this thing. And then like in the middle of the ride, they're like, yeah, it's going to be more money. And you're like, what are you talking about? That's what he did. Yeah. And he was lying to because we changed it to something that was three minutes away. Uh-huh. Yeah. The like hotel right beside the airport, which we were just driving. Yeah. Okay. So anyways, that's the start. Um, he basically tells us that he wants to drop us off or whatever. And I go, it's hard to have these conversations. I go, if you can find like a rest stop or.
Starting point is 01:36:50 whatever, I guess, take us there. So he pulls off the highway, drops us off at a gas station convenience store. We get out, he drives off, and then I realize it's closed. So we're in the middle of nowhere. So we're basically in the middle of fucking nowhere at a closed rest stop with mosquitoes and flies everywhere, with $25,000 worth of gear, right?
Starting point is 01:37:14 In a bad area, right? It feels like a horror movie. While we're realizing, so we go, we'll call another Uber. We spend about half an hour, no other Ubers will come there. Because we're in the middle of nowhere. As you were telling me that, I'm like,
Starting point is 01:37:26 yeah, you got to like get dropped off like a city center. This wasn't good. Yeah. We're like, after about half an hour, we're like, oh, we're fucked. Yeah. We're calling Uber being like, why don't you just, Uber should have some policy where they're like, you know, we go, hey, this is what happened.
Starting point is 01:37:40 Your Uber driver basically tried to extort us, dropped us off. Can you find us a fucking another Uber driver? And there's like, there's nothing we can do. And they go, call the cops. And we go, well, we can't call the cops. cops that's not going to help and they go sorry you go I'm like what if your Uber driver dropped like a woman off in the middle of like nowhere you wouldn't try to help like it's very easy just be like hey we have an emergency that we cause like help us so they wouldn't help at all really not help at all
Starting point is 01:38:02 I'm curious that guy got any sort of so we start trying to find a tow truck driver so we basically try to find a tow truck driver we find the cheapest one that'll catch us for 400 400 bucks and they can only drive one at a time back to where we came from so we're basically we've been there for like 50 minutes at this point. Finally, we start being like, what if we could get an Uber driver to the closest city to here to take us to the closest city?
Starting point is 01:38:27 So we started to do maps. We find an Uber driver that'll pick us up like 10 minutes away and bring us back there. And that's 20 minutes away. So we basically, we're there for an hour and 15. The tow truck driver is going to be 450 and they can't even find a tow truck driver.
Starting point is 01:38:42 Uber won't help at all. They're like, you're on your own, pal. And then we're in the middle of nowhere with all this gear. cars would come in and we're like well this is where it ends you know someone's just gonna you know deliverance basically yeah and then yeah yeah so this goes on and then we come up with a plan where we're gonna bring this guy in
Starting point is 01:39:01 and then offer him 200 bucks where we go hey we're actually if you we actually were trying to go to detroit if we give you 200 bucks cash would you take us there and the guy was like yeah sure like that was you know he was he's like i'm not uh uh uh i didn't want to go all that way but we offer him more money so he takes us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically. And was it more money than what you would have originally spent with the first Uber? But the same, because that would have been like 130 and the guy wanted like another
Starting point is 01:39:26 100 or something to start. Yeah. And so it was 250. We ended up ride and this guy by the same. Tip. He wanted us in the ride. Yeah, I would have done it and then just taken it away. Literally, I would.
Starting point is 01:39:37 Can you do that? Yeah. You can redo tips at the end. What didn't? Yeah, I guess. Oh, buddy. I would have fucking, that guy would have been in for such an awakening. It was one of the, I know it's, you're in the moment and you're like,
Starting point is 01:39:46 in the moment. In the moment, we just. In the moment, we just didn't, you know, and that's part of my New York brain where I just didn't think it was that big of a deal. You're like, whatever, drop us off, we'll get another one. I just been scanned so. Like, I just didn't realize that once we got dropped off, our lives would be over. I don't know. I've been scanned so many times and have such a low tolerance for getting to him.
Starting point is 01:40:02 We needed someone like you there. I'm with dumb and dumber. And I'm fucking dumbest. It's a three, we're three fucking more. Dude, I would literally be like, yeah, yeah. You know what? I'll give you a fucking $200 tip. How does that?
Starting point is 01:40:13 You are good in those scenarios. And then just you get to the end of it. you just go, yeah, I changed my mind. No, you're good in those scenarios, yeah. It would been one penny. This wouldn't have happened if you were there. Yeah, I would have literally been like one penny too. Me, JJ and Eric is three fucking idiots.
Starting point is 01:40:28 Like, we were all... I mean, first time, I would be like, you're not dropping us. I would just be like, I'm not getting out. This wouldn't have happened if you were there. It's like three grown men. What do you want to hear you? You're the king of not getting screwed. What do you want to tell you?
Starting point is 01:40:39 Well, also, but you're like, what are you going to do, man? You're just like, I'm not getting out of your car. What are you going to do? It's three against one. I we didn't yes you're right and you guys are all big I'm in 100% agreement if you were there this wouldn't have happened yes you I agree I've been in scenarios where I would have maybe that's I mean hey that's the benefit of seeing in the world
Starting point is 01:41:00 is you get scammed so much that you fucking when they come to your fucking backyard you go no no no right no no no we're not fucking I think the crux of the problem is that I didn't think getting dropped off of this gas station would have been a big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the, we were 10 minutes from where we came from. Like, it just felt like, whatever, drop us off, we'll get another one. Like, it just...
Starting point is 01:41:23 No, Uber has weird dead zones and stuff. Yes, that was the part that I'm... In hindsight, there was things we did... Obviously, there's things we dropped out. And also, you can't speak English with them. Yeah, it all happened fast. Again, and this goes, I've said this several times now. This is like, it's crazy that they let people who fucking drive can't speak English.
Starting point is 01:41:40 It's nuts. Can't even have a shouting match with someone because you're like, you don't speak English. No, no, no. Dude, he literally, I said the extortion thing in his phone. And it was funny, he's talking to his phone. He goes, well, blah, blah, blah, he did he get extortion on you. His thing is like, I'm not extorting. This is actually fair.
Starting point is 01:41:56 But the reason it brought it up in the first place is he told, he said in his thing because gas prices are high. Yeah, yeah, gas prices are high. Gas prices are high. That was his reason for his extortion. Well, I mean, I don't, I don't know if Uber like. Yeah, but he lied. He was saying that when we switched the rides, it was some big difference for him. And it was three minutes away, so it wasn't.
Starting point is 01:42:14 yeah he just saw a fucking mark probably saw all that gammer gear and it goes and in addition to our race war racial backlash erupts online after California mayor admits to being an agent for China oh yeah and this is this is a bit of the norm macdonald joke where I was you know think about the backlash against
Starting point is 01:42:30 yeah yeah I mean this is fucking I mean this is a known dude they have the secret Chinese police stations I think they just sentenced the secret Chinese police station owner in New York City to I believe they just got sent in this to jail but like they have literally like CCP police stations like in New York City. CCP's got a flex going on.
Starting point is 01:42:51 Oh, big time. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they're smart about it because Israel's like so like in your face about it. They do what is Israel do? With all the, you know, the A pack and all like the, you know, funding. And again, that's the legal route to do this. But they also have their shadow stuff too. They have their shadow, but not like their China is way more shadowy than this.
Starting point is 01:43:10 It's like they literally go. It's like the main. You're saying Chinese are the real Jews, Danny? Is that what you're saying? I'm not saying that. It's more like that show the Americans. Okay. Russians. The Russians, not quite to the same extent, but they're like, yeah, they, you know,
Starting point is 01:43:21 they raise them in CCP and they go, go to America and, like, get influenced. Like, go literally, like, run for fucking office. But you're like, you're doing our bidding the whole time. And they would change every subject to math. It's all STEM. Yeah, but they're like, they're just, like, do their bidding. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:41 So, I mean, it's, it is crazy. And it's crazy how light the sentencing is. I thought that too. Seems like pretty garden variety treason right here. Yeah, and they're talking about like seven, eight years, do three kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In my opinion, I was like, oh, she's going to be going away forever. And you're like, no.
Starting point is 01:43:58 I mean, you're lucky if all you get is going away forever. Should be fucking. Right, right, right. Or to pour you back to China or something, but she's probably a naturalist. But it is just so funny that the articles that are coming out are just like, oh, man, this is going to, The fact that like all these politicians People are gonna distrust Chinese politicians All the fact that all these people are getting honey potted by Chinese spies
Starting point is 01:44:20 And there's Chinese spies everywhere Chinese police stations And yeah there you go that's gonna be bad for Chinese people And you go okay Yeah I mean it's not gonna be bad for the guy at like my bodega I guess but to go back to your point Since you made this comparison That people say the same thing where they go
Starting point is 01:44:36 You know all this like anti-Israel stuff's gonna be bad for Jews And you're just like well then stop doing it Yeah you know what I mean Of course but again you're like yeah exactly stop doing it but you're like I uh
Starting point is 01:44:47 you go who's the who's the blame there you go you know what I mean you're kind of right yeah yeah yeah but again it's the Chinese do it uh I feel like more insidiously because they're you know they're doing it more I feel like in in secret you're saying yeah but I mean I guess some people
Starting point is 01:45:01 would say the opposite not to go back to your point yeah yeah I feel like I'm disagreeing a little because you're like you're saying they don't have like politicians that their whole thing is Israel that are America Yeah, no, no, they obviously... You're just saying they're not as covert about it? They're not as covert about it.
Starting point is 01:45:16 Like, you could be like, yeah, this guy took fucking $4 million from A-Pack. At least it's like... Or Ted Cruz is out here being like, yeah, I'm my... And most important things is Israel. Right. Right.
Starting point is 01:45:25 The CCP guy would be like, no. Yeah, I guess the CCP like... Yeah, he goes, yeah, I grew up there, but like, yeah, I'm American. American A number one now. But behind the scenes, they're... I act out.
Starting point is 01:45:40 Listeners. he almost did it didn't have the guts didn't have the guts to do it but yeah behind the scenes it's ding da ding ding ding yeah it's like yeah it's the CCP's like here like you know this is your talking points
Starting point is 01:45:53 yeah and you're like are you getting money from the CCP and they're like no of course not well they sort of they sort of aren't getting money yeah that's what I'm saying ideological yeah it's like the Americans where it's like they're like yeah they're not no I pledge in allegiance yeah you're like no
Starting point is 01:46:06 I'm not like I was born in China but like I'm American now yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah. Like, at least it's like a little better where you're just like, at least, you know, not to say it's on the nose. But you go, yeah, you get tons of money from Israel and I love Israel and I do stuff in Israel's benefit, but at least it's out in the open. It is.
Starting point is 01:46:22 I feels like, you know, the stories I've been talking about this week, it's this back and forth between this whole race riot that's going on. I mean, and then you go, sometimes you go, yeah, maybe things are getting a little racist. Then you look over at some of the other sides and you're just like, no, they're crazy. And you go, it is just, you know, I'll read a good one. In fucking Britain, a student was stabbed by a Sikh man. He dies as police cuff him on suspicion of being racist instead of treating stabloon. Dude. So this guy was literally drowning in his own blood.
Starting point is 01:46:58 Yeah, he's choking on his own blood. And the cops put him in cuffs because he might have been racist. Because he might have been racist. They have a suspicion of racism. Right. So you kind of, it's, and then you... Dude, it's literally like, oh. You're ping ponging back.
Starting point is 01:47:10 dab you? Well, what'd you say to him? Yeah, you're ping ponging back and forth between these kind of two extremes of Yeah. Not chill. Yeah. I mean, if I was like, again, I don't know if like religions get grandfathered in. But like there needs, you know, because obviously Sikhs are, I don't know if the United States has this, but I know Canada obviously does.
Starting point is 01:47:31 And the UK does where you're like, yeah, if you're a Sikh, you know, Jagmeet Singh had it where you're like, if you're a Sikh, you get, you have this ceremonial dagger and it's part of your religion. Yeah. No one else can have them, but you can. Nobody else can carry an eight inch blade. You know what else they have? I thought the rule was your palm. DWP increases benefits paid to husbands with more than two wives. Let's go. So the shit doesn't pay for itself. Department of Pensions.
Starting point is 01:47:54 If you get two wives that is married overseas and then you bring your wives here, you can have, you're like, oh, I have a lot. It was in the UK, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah. Well, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, basically they're like, you can increase the welfare.
Starting point is 01:48:10 allowance. So you get, yeah, you get more welfare because you get welfare for each wife. For each wife. Love to see it. Right. But we were kind of saying that just in terms of a lot of this stuff on the internet is the equivalent of, like if you think even the child of the builder, like, it's the equivalent of chanting a guy's name to make him go jump over a car. Like we had a guy at our high school. He can get him do anything by chanting his name, right? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:40 Everyone has one of those, right? Yeah, you could get them, you know, you can't climb to the top of that thing. And you go, you know, I'm not going to say his name. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. But we're also saying that we were joking about that was the trans movement. They basically got people that got their dicks off by chanting their name. Like the equivalent of like, you just get them hyped up.
Starting point is 01:49:01 Like the streamers, you just get their, I mean, that was, you know, the streamer that they got him hyped up to basically go say he has a bomb. Remember that guy? Yeah, yeah. And Johnny Somali. and like, you know, you're just, it's all the whole world is the equivalent of getting people hyped up. Yeah. You know, get people hyped up. Like, they chant their name to go tell their parents.
Starting point is 01:49:17 You should disown your parents because they voted wrong. Like, yeah, yeah, Danny, Danny. But they basically got dudes to cut off their dicks by chanting their name. Like, no, you're the fucking man. Like, you know. So much of the world right now is chanting people's name to get them to do crazy stuff. And they're doing it. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:49:35 Yeah. But think about it, if you take every school probably had one or two, guys that you could chant their name to get them to do anything. And now those people have the whole world chanting their name. All right. All right. We're going to go over to the Patreon. Patreon. Patreon.com slash the boys cast every week. See all over there. New premium episode. Super premium. Send me articles on the Patreon and we appreciate everyone over there. Peace.

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