The Boyscast with Ryan Long - American University Offers Course in Bondage & Onlyfans Mom gets her kids Expelled!

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

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Australian politician Barnaby Joyce has caused some uproar after being filmed drunkenly rolling around on the ground in what some are calling a legendary f***ing move. Although Joyce has said it is because he mixed alcohol and medication, his boys from college have urged everyone not to let him downplay how much of a legend he is. With his college roommate Jack Spears stating, the man used to down a full bottle of Jack, take a shit on the road, and then tag the fattest broad at the party before yelling his famous line, if you can walk in a straight line, you're no friend of mine. Classic Barnaby Bender. According to an old co-worker from his nightclub days, the only medication that man

takes are gas station boner pills washed down by Jack Daniels and says Barnaby was even on one of his classic benders when he opposed a free vaccine for HPV and allegedly annihilated 18 shots before screaming, they ain't bumps if we all got them, before humping the air and passing out. Happy to see him still getting at it at 56. Publicly, Barnaby has stated that it was a big mistake, but was later spotted at the pub

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Let's go. You already know what it is. Danny has informed me that it is Ash Wednesday. Yes, it's Ash Wednesday today. I took the train over here, and then I saw some lady with a little schmutz on her head. Interesting. I go, hey, lady. Lady, you got some schmutz on your head. What'd she say back to you?

And then she goes, it's Lent starting. Listen up, Jew boy. Listen up, Jew boy. We've had enough of your tunnels. This is a Catholic nation. Get back to your tunnels you boy yeah but anyway you're not so you think there'll be people celebrating valentine's day they both have the fucking stuff on their forehead yes people are out at like a fancy dinner tonight

just fucking eating spaghetti with just ash ash wands is the funniest shit dude but i was talking to lou spears because i just wanted to play one bit of a clip before we get into it about that Barnaby guy. Because it's, honestly, he's got the most Rob Ford vibe I've ever seen. Yeah, he's just like kind of doesn't give a shit. He's very unbothered by the whole thing. Well, he's just sort of, yeah, he's sort of like, yes, I hate that I have to go through this. And they ask him questions. They're like, should you be reprimanded?

How do Australian people talk? They go, should you be reprimanded? Yeah, that's pretty good. And then he goes, he goes, I don't, you know, I don't know. I guess ask the people

in charge of reprimanding me. You know what this reminded me of? He reminded me of if you've ever been in a relationship where you've like mentally checked out and then the girl's like,

she's like, you want to break, so what, you want to break up? You go, yes, then break up. Sure, if that's what happens, it's fine.

I'm done here. I'm mentally over this. I guess we'll just break up. Yeah, I don't, okay. Sure, if that's what happens, it's fine. I'm done here. I'm mentally over this. I guess we'll just break up. Yeah, I don't, okay. Sure, if that's what happens. And he has to do all these interviews sort of accounting for it. But this one, I just, I don't know.

I really liked it. Hold on. Are they circling while you were down, do you think? I don't, I don't. Nat, how would I know? I'm here. Are you kidding? Were there people circling around you

while you were drunk, lying on the floor? Drunk out of your mind? Also, I don't think I've ever taken any medication that does that. It's like, yes, if you take medication and then fucking also get... I'd say the medication for me generally, because I've it they always tell you don't drink alcohol yeah well they always tell me on antibiotics you're not supposed to drink and it's like well yeah it makes you a

couple beers drunker but it never really does me right in yeah yeah but that's like the the roseanne defense well ambient i feel like sure but you only take that at like what you're sleeping you're not taking ambient during the day i guess what happens is sometimes people take it for a nap. What? Some podcast, some hockey podcast I was listening to, and some guy was like, he took it to try and nap. And he's like, literally, he's like, I was playing in a game in the NHL. He's like, I didn't know where I was.

People were having to help me with shift changes. I was so fucked up. You don't want to tell the coach that I'm so fucked up I can't play because you could get cut and literally your career's over. That's crazy. He's like a couple players knew about it and that was it. I'm angry that you will That's a gist of this guy.

I just like to keep asking him questions. He just keeps going You know, yes, if you want to fire me, fire me. I still got my pension. He probably knows he's got his pension. He goes, you know, he goes, I've been doing this a while. I got the pension.

Well, you know what the problem is when you, okay, if you're a politician that fucking passes out on the floor drunk and all that sort of shit, part of it is like, you're like, okay, I'm going to have to get it from, I'm going to get it from the news. I'm going to get my party. It's like, whatever you guys are yelling at me, I promise you the missus at home last night was worse. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, this is just for me to get out of the house.

Buddy, whatever you're throwing at me right now, I told her that I was going to the gym. So just to give you a little bit of a... You kind of look like I was trying to do some sit-ups. You see the video? I am trying to do some sit-ups there. I told the wife I was at the gym, so I'll tell you that much. Whatever you think that I'm dealing with right now, I promise you it's a fraction of what I'm dealing with at home. Yeah, that was a defeat.

Says the Indian cab driver was the hero of the story because the Indian cab driver came and scooped him up. But the problem is, I'm telling you these cab drivers are out of control. Because they probably saw him and they're like, I can fucking rinse this guy for whatever he's worth, man. I'll bring him home, pop 200 bucks on there for all I care. Who's he going to tell? But I got, I was at the cellar. I'm coming home. And you know how you get the cabs, but the airport too, all the Uber drivers just stand

there and try to, they go, taxi, taxi. Yeah, they're the illegal, like uninsured taxis. And they scam you, right? Because you go, what does the taxi cost? It's 80 bucks. And they're like, they should bill you 120, right? So this guy in the cellar, I've taken the, the seller, I take an Uber home from there all the time. It's 18, 17, 18.

This guy goes, Uber. I go, yeah, if you want to do it for the same price. He goes, yeah, no problem, no problem, no problem. And then he goes, he starts the car and he starts driving. And he goes, yeah, so we got it. And he shows me the price, 38. I go, okay, but not 38. And he goes, oh, it's the luxury car.

No problem, no problem, no problem. I go, okay. And he's still driving this time. I go, okay, but then let not $38,000. He goes, oh, it's the luxury car. No problem, no problem, no problem. I go, okay, and he's still driving this time. I go, okay, but then let me out. I don't know. I don't want to take him. I'm not taking double the price. That's the thing. He just keeps saying, no problem.

I go, okay, it's double the price. I don't want to go. He goes, no problem, no problem, $35,000. No problem, no problem. I'm going to go, what is the problem? I'm not paying double. I mean, also, you could just get to the thing and be like, bye. I don't know.

You have zero recourse. We didn't enter into any sort of agreement. I don't want to be jumping and running and fucking. No, you're not jumping and running. You be like, bye. I don't know. You have zero recourse. We didn't enter into any sort of agreement there. I don't want to be jumping and running and fucking. No, you're not jumping and running. You're like, hey, here's $18. Here's a 20. And you go, I don't know. Yeah, no problem.

Tell him no problem. Yeah, yeah. Be like, yo, call the cops. Let's call the cops. You know what? Let's call the cops and ICE. Let's just get everyone involved. Let's, you know.

Let's get this interaction on the books. Let's leave no stone unturned here, because we want everyone to leave this transaction feeling good about it, you know? Yeah, yeah. Let's get the proper authorities out of here mediating. Insurance adjusters. Let's get everybody. I'm sure the insurance company knows

that you're running an illegal Uber, so from your personal car. So let's get them involved, you know? That's actually good, yeah. I'm actually an insurance adjuster myself so speaking of which yeah no problem no problem no problem he said no problem i can't remember where in europe where we needed as amsterdam remember we need to go like 10 minutes i got like 50 euros but it was at the train station so they're they're not policed at the train station

or whatever so they're like we're like what 50 euros um for 10 minute drive and they're like yeah they're like we rather just take one-fifth the amount of trips and charge five times the amount of money but also scam people they're but it's a huge scam and a half probably it washes out to the same they just work way less i guess yeah well i wasn't liking it no one i was also thinking on the topic of ubers i went to a super bowl party that's pretty fun but there's some high rollers there and one thing i was sort of thinking when i was in the uber and it was like i'm surprised that uh no uber driver is just like a recorded a conversation with like a famous person and then just like released it for tons of money you know what i mean like and then i looked at it and they

go well uber the app is like recording all your conversations and all the uber drivers record the conversation so they and they're saying it's for safety, right? What do you mean recording the conversations? Audio? Yes. So when you get in an Uber, your phone is your own personal phone's recording as well? I think it's his Zen, probably. Oh, okay.

But my point is, and then they have the, some of them have the actual recording thing on there, but I didn't think it was audio. And you're just like, I was always kind of thinking that sometimes, because sometimes you're in the conversation and are like you know talking about some pretty personal stuff right and i'm always i don't love it because i'm always looking at this guy being like what is this guy up to sure and then they're recording all the conversations but like how many i guess it's i looked it up and i haven't seen anywhere that happens maybe someone could find one but it's like dude if you take a uber and you got like i mean we have know some pretty big people that just take cabs drunkenly all the time do a half hour of just like talking shit some guy

in a cab with the you know not his wife you know what i mean sounds like a podcast idea well i guess there's sort of like an implicit nda and uber would probably get sued by a bunch of that person would never be able to drive u again, but obviously they might bake that trade off. So what? How many actors in New York, in like Los Angeles are also driving Uber? That's what I'm saying. Politicians should know better,

but I bet you they don't. I bet you so many politicians just like, or, you know, CEOs just like get drunk, get in an Uber and then fucking yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.

I'm sure. All it takes is for this guy to boop, boop, boop and then all of a sudden he sells that to TMZ for a million bucks. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's very possible. I'm sure all it takes is for this guy to boop boop boop and then all of a sudden he sells that to tmz for a million bucks yeah yeah i mean it's very possible i'm sure lindsey grahams left some crazy swinger sex clubs all poppered out and stuff and that's the craziest one to me that people always say that hollywood has the sex parties and i'm like i hope or no sorry that they also say they say dc has these crazy sex parties and you're like i hope fucking

not dude if i go to hall if you go to dc and it's your and you know work way up the chain and you're like i hope fucking not dude if i go to hall if you go to dc and it's your and you know we're way up the chain and you're like now we're gonna show you the real dc and then you get there it's fucking ted cruz railing nancy pelosi you're like what the fuck and you're just like you finally made it i think they're at different sex parties the pelosi oh sure but it's like who who indeed you know they call it ugly hollywood who in dc do you want to watch at a sex party really no that's funny that. Really? No, that's funny. Hollywood for the buck and uggos. The problem is if you're a politician, too, you know about all the honeypots and stuff.

Because you can't trust. If you're like Ted Cruz and someone just rocket walks up to you at a hotel bar, surely you're not like, the Cruzmeister still got it. Yeah, yeah, I do. And you're you're like no it's a Russian spy you dummy I think they do though there is a couple of them that got got got got the Chinese spy I mean I guess to a degree

chicks aren't these like powerful people but you have to be extra on the lookout buddy I don't think you could pay me enough to go to a fucking DC sex party you get like who's the best case scenario is just like you know rachel feinstein's corpse is fucking getting tuned up by i think that's the comic comedian no what's not rachel feinstein diane feinstein but diane everybody take it for a spin yeah yeah yeah yeah no you're like, no, if you're like, the truth is, she's actually not dead.

She's barely living, and that's how we like them in D.C. You go, what the fuck? You're like, welcome to D.C., brother. And you go, ugh. Yeah. That's the thing, though. There's nothing appealing about any of these D.C.'s grossies. Unless there's people who actually work in it.

They go, you fool. It's like, it's a bunch of the boys, and then we get a bunch of container escorts you fool they're all shipping container escorts we have all their passports let me tell you they're not getting them back you fool first we have to first we have to run through uh elizabeth warren and then that's how it unlocks the real shit elizabeth warren's just getting fucking tuned up from either end by Rand Paul. It ends the moment you fuck her so good she goes, we got her.

And they drop her down from the ceilings. Everybody's watching just circled around Elizabeth Warren getting fucking... That's definitely odd. Elizabeth Warren probably gets fucked. I guess she goes, yes, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Nah, nah, harder. Nah, you call that hard? Nah. Socialize, pussy. Everyone gets a turn. I'm telling you, you brought me one of those DC sex parties. I'd be hanging out by the water cooler, I'll tell you that my friend

So the party was good though? It was a good game Yeah, it was super fun, yeah There's not much more to say about the Super Bowl and it's been talked about, moving on Yeah, rigged Yeah, do you think it was rigged? No So

I guess the only thing was, Kanye West says that he got kicked out He says that he went to the Super Bowl And then apparently This is kind of one of his schemes He knew that they weren't going to show him Because of dark matter right now And what he did allegedly Was he got tickets

Right under Taylor Swift's booth Because he knew that every time they were going to cut to her He'd be in the shot And he bought a Super Bowl I didn't see it but I saw it after the fact That he bought a Super Bowl ad and literally just recorded it From his iPhone in a cab I mean that's a crazy move

It's fucking nuts Allegedly he also said that because he's selling everything For 20 bucks and he said it actually did okay for him I mean it did okay I actually looked at it Because I remember when those shoes Those dumbass sock shoes came out They were like 200 something

And I guess lots of people bought them But then he's even on top of that Issuing refunds for the difference Anybody who bought them But I'm like $20 Yeah you sold a lot Are you making any money off of this? Well the sock shoes are just a fucking leotard From Made in China probably for the difference, anybody who bought them. And then, but I'm like, $20? You can't, like, yeah, you sold a lot. Are you making any money off of this?

Well, the sock shoes are just a fucking leotard from Made in China, probably. That's what I'm saying, but you're like, even the shirts, you go like, dude,

that's how much a shirt at fucking Uniqlo costs. Have you ever met anyone who wears the sock shoes? Like, who is wearing these sock shoes? Well, that's the whole thing with Kanye.

He goes, yeah, not yet. And then I'm going to make them wear these dumb ass sock shoes. Ryan's saying this, like, he's not going to be wearing a fuck. We're all going to dumbass sock shoes. Ryan's saying this like he's not going to be wearing a fuck. We're all going to be wearing sock shoes. He's saying sock shoes are going to be as common

as Vans. Yeah, he goes, yeah, they're not common yet. But my whole thing is that's awesome that he made them $20 like anybody can afford them. It's essentially you know, Stefan Marbury when he made his shoes like $20. Yeah, but it sort of takes away the allure because the whole thing was you're like sock shoes and people are like, what are you wearing fucking sock shoes for? You. Yeah, but it sort of takes away the allure because the whole thing was you're like, socks, shoes, and people are like,

what are you wearing fucking socks, shoes for? You're like, buddy, you know how much these cost? This is an $800 shoe. And they're impossible to get. Yeah, so you sort of have like some sort of culpable deniability when you show up with this dumbass outfit and people are like, what the fuck's that? You're like, what the fuck's this?

You simpleton. This is three grand. Socks, shoes. These socks, shoes are three grand. But not only are you wearing socks, shoes, you're wearing $20 fucking shoes. You know what I mean?

So it's like not even a high fashion thing anymore. Only because, but it is I guess because he's both. You're wearing the Timex and fucking sock shoes. Yeah.

And the shirts are all, the sizes were all weird because they were pants. I go, yeah, maybe I'll get a $20 pair of pants. And then, that's how he's getting

the Jews back on board by the way. All the Jews love Kanye now. $20 pants? We had this guy all wrong, Herschel. There's guys literally in the garment district being like, we can't possibly make pants for $20. That's a good deal.

Do you see that pro-Palestine guy went and shot up Joel Osteren's church? Clever, or not clever, but rich that you call it a guy. It was a lady. A lady, yeah. Ryan, why are you erasing ladies and their achievements? That was a woman. That does seem like a woman. That was a biological woman, went, had zero kills.

Just literally walked. That might have been the most unsuccessful mass shooting in history. I don't even know if she got a shot off, but it's kind of sad because she brought her tag. Do you think she couldn't hold the gun and she was sort of fiddling around with it? Just fucking blew up the roof. Didn't know about recoil. She also didn't realize that Joel Oistein was just like, she shot Joel Oistein 15 times.

She's like, it didn't even make a dent because he's just like lined in money at all times. Like Joel Oistein is just duct tape, like fucking huge pads of bills at money at all times like joel osteen is just duct tape like fucking huge pads of bills out of it all time joel osteen's probably like this is you can't buy this kind of publicity for sure he is crazy huckster he's so happy that he gets to go out there and be like what a terrible cry oh my god this is fake crying but no but it's sad because she uh she brought her son and her son got shot in the head. Yeah, that's sad. But she got killed. The police dispatched of her immediately. Yeah, and they're sort of saying, I saw

that people were saying that happened and everyone's kind of like, well, yeah, it was her fault, obviously. Yeah, I mean, she walked into a church with a AR-15. Taking your kid to come watch mom do that is fucking next level. That's stupid. One day they'd take a kid to work. Do you think it just was take a kid to work day and they had no choice?

Yeah, sorry. She couldn't just leave him somewhere? That's crazy. That is pretty mental. Yeah, that's... But yeah, she didn't kill anybody. She had a pro-Palestinian. Kind of not a big news story for some reason. That was a pretty big news story, no? I thought it would be bigger. Oh, Danny playing the victim here. Victim? I'm not a fucking

church guard. Sorry, as I'm concerned, I should be on the cover of every fucking magazine in the history of man. I trust you. This is for the church. I'm standing victim I'm not a fucking church goer Sorry as I'm concerned I should be on the cover Of every fucking magazine In the history of man I hate Jesse This is for the church I'm standing up For the white church goers That's what you're saying It doesn't sound like it

Oh you're saying You think it'd be a bigger story Because it's Christian Yeah I They're just I think it's Yeah it's not a big story Because it was a church

No Oh you're saying That it would be a bigger story A woman went and shot Went to go shoot up a church And they're just like Yeah it was a blip You're saying if it was a mosque We story A woman went to Go shoot up a church And they're just like Yeah it was a blip You're saying

If it was a mosque We'd be hearing about it Yeah Well that I agree with Yeah we'd be hearing Or a synagogue We'd be hearing about it There's nothing about this

That fits the narrative That's for sure No a woman Shooting up a church I did hear about it though No I heard about it It wasn't really Buried that buried

It was Super Bowl Sunday That's the weekend So it gets Pretty much anything It's a bad day to do your shooting. If you're trying to get publicity for your cause. I mean, literally, like in Israel, they bombed like Rafa or something. And all these people are like, there, you're watching the Super Bowl.

And they're bombing Rafa. And everybody's like, just tell us on Monday. Yeah. It's a big game, all right? Just tell us on Monday. Look, tomorrow, Rafa, still be bombed, okay? Those people will still be dead on Monday just let us know then I agree that's insane if you think you're gonna try to get publicity

for your thing but that is a good day for bombing people if you're not if you're trying to go on that is a woman thing to do too because she goes like game stupid sports ball hate that shit yeah and then probably there's someone telling them it's like I don't know if that's the best day it's like you know sports ball oh I'm sorry is sports ball happening yeah I'm gonna go shoot up the church thanks very much

have fun with your sports ball she walked in there like mcgruber first time using the gun the turk is just too much for her she's going all over the place that is super funny to think that the woman shooter busted yep there was a couple once they actually convert to man and then they they're able to do it but that's what i've been saying man a man i've been doing a joke about this but it's like the only school shooter is a man because 20 25 years living as a woman, no problem, one year paying for her own drinks. Yep. Yep.

Let's fucking go. Okay, so, you know what? I was going to talk about more of the little protester thing, but I'll say in a second because I... So, Jon Stewart came back and we talked about this, I think, mostly on Patreon last time.

Jon Leibovitz. Ryan. Looks pretty good for 60, by the way, or however old he is. Looks great. Yeah. Whatever he's doing i gotta do that blood libels i know that's what i'm thinking right i'm just i'm just saying what everybody watching right now is thinking he's doing blood libels yeah he's gonna be doing something man he's looking okay there's no good um because you know what it's like that's how you want to look

when you get 60 is you want to look like good but just 60 you don't want to like the other way to go is they try to get like over the top jacked yeah like rfk looks like jacked but your skin's because your skin can't hold all the fucking muscle when you're getting that old so it looks kind of weird you just want to be like in shape you want you want the swimmer's body yeah i mean i think quality of life you still do want to be strong though i think your overall like maybe looks might suffer a bit, but you will probably. I think you have to juice so much, though. They all get red skin.

So now you're like 60. It's like, yeah, you're 60, but you look like Earthworm Jim, you know? Yeah. I mean, that's the whole, like, old lady thing, too. Like, you go to Miami Beach. There's a whole thing in Florida and stuff, Miami, where it's a lot of Quebec, Quebecois, who come down for the, like, snowbirds or whatever. And they just fucking nuke themselves.

They'll be like 70 or 80, and their skin is dark, like this table almost. It's so dark brown, but they're just regular white people. They all look like tan moms. They look like hot dogs. Yeah, tan moms.

They're all like hot dog tan moms. Yeah, the tan mom look isn't the move, man, but you have to almost do the- But it does look better from a distance when you get up close. Like from a distance, you go, yeah, that woman might be 40. And you get up close and you're like,

no, that's a 100-year-old. I agree. So I think that, yeah, that's the best look is you just want to be slightly tanned. You don't want to be too jacked because once you get too jacked, your skin starts doing all sorts of weird things.

Yeah, I wonder if that was a consideration for Trump. He goes, if I keep this tan situation going, because he obviously at some point made a decision. He goes, I'm going to spray tanning. I know. Yeah. He goes, probably like it's not like I'm on camera all the time and probably like I'm going to look like shit.

Well, it does age you like crazy. It ages you. But so he kind of gets the tan. The spray tan can't be great for you either. But it's probably better in terms of not destroying your skin. Yeah, that's true. But then you get bad spray tans is the problem.

Sometimes they're just not done that evenly. Spray tans all look fucking ridiculous, man. I've dated a bunch of girls that fucking were into that shit. And their hands are always just fucking all spotty because it starts rubbing off in different places. It's just a weird ass fucking look, man. Yep. so he did the thing uh and he did the first monologue and it was interesting to me the extent to which like left-wing press is like giving it to him

and it is really i don't know if i probably do a little more of of like just searching through all the actual like news aggregation sites and stuff like that and when you do that you kind of realize the extent to which they all write the same story and it's a weird it's a kind of a weird thing they all write the same story they all write the same angle and i'm not just saying the ones where they all uh you actually have the same story like the news where they just have the same where it's syndicated they're they're yeah but it's always like a random opinion that they all just like randomly... So out of nowhere, you all just like decided this. You know what I mean?

It's like we all just decided that, you know, Jon Stewart's out. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know what? I wonder how much there's a degree to someone does it and then, you know, there's some chatter and then they all coalesce around a single idea

on like maybe Twitter when people first start. Because that's probably the initial site. That's a good point. And then, because like because all the you know left-wing journalists probably all follow each other and they go yeah that's the kind of narrative yeah that's what's going viral right now yeah that's what's going viral that seems to be the best take about it is he's not you know he's doing too much what about ism and you know saying they're both yeah that's what they don't like you're right because it'll even be like a real estate thing where it'll be like is the bubble like over and it'll be be like a real estate thing where it'll be like, is the bubble over?

And it'll be just like they all decided that at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until next week. Until next week, yeah. But so they wrote this. It's interesting what they wrote because they go, this is a Slate article. And they're sort of more in depth. But they go, the world watched Jon Stewart outgrow The Daily Show.

Has the world outgrown Jon Stewart? And they were all some version of this, right? right being like is he the man we need right now and i'll read the first part the daily show is famous for taking aim at hypocrisy using rapid fire montages that catch politicians and pundits but it turned out that no amount of daft editing and artfully crafted zingers could make public figures grow a sense of shame as stewart admitted in his final episodes many of the people on the show um that he had destroyed and ended up entirely unscathed that is an interesting thing where this was their big thing yeah they go hey like and i don't know what you want to have happen to them they're elected officials this is what they're sort of saying hey we're at war yeah and this guy's out here kind of making jokes that don't actually make a difference.

The purpose of a comedian is to be a fucking clown that goes to work. And at the end of your set, seven people should be fired. I mean, is Stephen Colbert not enough? You have Stephen Colbert, and every late night. Even he's not doing damage, man. They want people to be fired. They want people to be fired. They want people to be, you know. They're saying that a late night talk show is the fifth branch of government.

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the way that they see it. Is it the media is the fourth estate? Right. And then comedy and late night talk shows is the fifth estate that is here to have people, you know, lose and sort of just kind of keep keep everyone in check in their mind it's to be held accountable they want them to be you know uh destroyed you know not just verbally where they want them to be destroyed financially everything you know politically and career-wise right wrong with that yeah yeah exactly but the reason why obviously that i agree that is what they think and i sort of agree

that is what's happening it's like yeah that all the other people that you guys support uh in entertainment it was like yeah they're very like it is more politics than entertainment right and obviously it's a political show but the reason why it was uh like funny to me because in their mind they're like hey we're on the streets in a fucking war yeah like this guy just got his neck slashed and then we got john stewart being like fucking look at the haircut on that guy and you're like how that is a and they're all getting fired too they're like we don't know when the boogeyman's coming to fire half of our like news room definitely the uh you ever see in movies where the people get shot

and you know people always like to talk about how that's not actually how they get shot because they're going yeah it's like not just not what happens with you when you get shot i mean i can confirm that based off of my twitter for you feed that is not how people get shot but you know what do you know what's even another point though like these journalists if you look at journalism and you go all the blogs are going under every other day they're writing an article being like our viewership's down no one listens to us and that's because of racism or sexism or whatever it is you know what i mean yeah because of all the bad things that's why we're losing our profession can you believe he's not doing that too yeah but also you're like hey guys the whole thing is the

daily show is not supposed to be journalism it somehow becomes it and it did for a while and he was like you know they were saying he was the most trusted newsman in america but it was because you guys were doing such a bad job exactly he stepped in and filled this void that you left like wide open or just slowly like ceded this territory to him but for them to be like oh he's not doing journalism you're like that's not his job he's that's a comedy show it's on comedy central yeah and it did become that exactly and it became it and now you're mad that he's maybe not as effective but but this is the reason though and the reason why the times have changed and this is kind of like the thesis of you know i have a few things to

we're going to go through here but it's like there is still like what he's doing there is still like crazy stuff on the right wing to talk about and there's funny stuff but there's no like the point is they they need him to also say the really crazy stuff on the left wing which is pretty arguably much crazier at this point yep they need to argue that that's normal yeah yeah that's the problem not as bad because hey like we don't like this 50 50 they didn't like when he so he basically said joe biden was old and they were like what are you fucking doing pal well because they are they just in their mind they go the stakes are so high they're doing the same thing again as 2015 yeah the stakes

are so high it's not and this is exactly what essentially ruined their whole business was they go look what's going on is so important that we have to lie lying is like the ends justify the means here right yes like we can lie the populace is just we have to lie just a bunch of idiots they'll believe whatever slop we give them. They're going to ask for seconds, but they're currently buying into this Trump narrative, which will destroy the country and maybe the world. So this is bigger than us. Exactly.

And it wasn't. And now they're doing this again. Yeah. And he still even did. He was like, you know, Biden, like really old. And he was like, but you know whoiden like really old and he was like but you know who has a really bad memory trump and then he showed me clips of trump having a bad memory he's like you want to talk bad memory but it was like okay but sure but it doesn't change

the fact the president's like sure really old yeah yeah they're both i mean look they're both old but you're like you're not and maybe i guess he's saying hey can we get new candidates you go yeah deep state's not doing new candidates this year, John. I don't know if you've been watching anything, John Leibovitz. But the Deep State's not giving us new candidates. The Deep State's made their decision. The Deep State has made their decision. We're getting two old guys again.

So just do with that what you want. The fucking adrenochrome taps are flowing. Yeah, the best thing you can get is you go, look, I mean, I guess there's a possibility. I don't know what RFK's polling is like. I keep seeing a lot of people being like, you know, I would vote for RFK if it wasn't a waste of a vote. And you're like, well, if enough people thought that and did that, maybe it's not a waste of a vote.

I don't know. Like, maybe we will see the biggest kind of dent in an independent. I have no idea. I don't know what he's polling at right now, but I do anecdotally see a lot of people who like him. Yeah. You know? More so than any independent candidate in my lifetime.

I think, yeah, totally. I don't know what Ross Perot, I think Ross Perot... That's why I was laughing. One thing about the Super Bowl is when Taylor Swift, everyone was saying that she was going to announce her thing to Biden.

I kept saying I was loving the idea that if they finish the thing, he wins the Super Bowl and then proposes and then she stands up and endorses Vivek Ramaswamy. Even though he's already out. She's like,

he's back in and I'm endorsing him. And I'm endorsing him. Just like some random Taylor Swift endorsement. Yeah. That was like, that would be great.

But okay, so this is what he said in the thing. And he said said it's interesting to me just because it's such a barometer of everything john stewart sort of said he was talking about the super bowl and the conspiracy theories and he was sort of saying well that's what maybe happens because the right politicizes everything and you're like yeah that's true that's kind of happening a little bit but also it's like do you where do you think what do you think have

you been what are you looking at for the last six years? Like, politicizing everything. Have you heard of movies? Everything is politicized. Like, you are literally getting in trouble on your politics show because you're not political, on your comedy politics show that you're not political enough. Yeah, you're not political enough. So it's like, yeah. Which is maybe what he needs to.

It's not an accurate criticism to be like, this side is only doing this and nothing you have to you have to literally you have to be like it's a it's walking around with a blind cane when you see the stuff that happens on the left wing and then you take the blind cane off and there's something on the right wing and then you have to put the blind cane back on but there's something funny on the like that's what they want him to do yeah also the show's ratings are down 75 since he left so it's like it's not even as relevant anymore whatever power he had when he left in 2015 it's hard to get the thing back it's it's like this not even as relevant anymore whatever power he had when he left in 2015. It's hard to get the thing back It's not coming back. He's only there for Mondays. I don't even know who the Tuesday to Friday hosts are Are they just doing the rotating cast again?

So it's like it's the show's just slowly not gonna get it they're not gonna be happy unless someone's like a raving lunatic They need you to be like a unless someone's a raving lunatic. Great, but you're like, sure. They need you to be a really, really smug raving lunatic. So essentially, The Daily Show does the same numbers as Tim Kast or Jimmy Dore, like at this point. And one's way longer and every day. I mean, they're all every night, but for them to be like, oh, Jon Stewart, he's not changing shit anymore. This is a show that people don't really watch it's cool that he's back for

some maybe nostalgia or whatever but for them to be like oh my god this is life or death just like i don't know well it's just it's it's interesting to me the the way people talk about it because it's so like here for example right the only thing i can say is those people who are mad about it will not have jobs in six months likely so that's one thing you'll be uh you'll be do you see in canada if he was funny he would do that he was like i got a bad a bunch of bad press from people that won't have jobs yeah four months like i mean they just did that thing where they're in canada bell uh cut for like 4 800 jobs or 4 800 jobs really after they got a bunch of money from the trudeau government literally like trudeau government was like, here's a bunch of money,

no direction for what to do, because now all the conspiracy nuts are out, where they go, oh, so Trudeau literally just bought the media, and everybody's like, oh, they did it to keep jobs, and then they went and cut all these jobs, so what did he pay for?

And you go, oh, he just paid for favorable press. Yes. Because obviously, if you give all this money, like tens of millions of dollars, then yeah, you're probably not going to get a lot of negative. Because the commies stay bodcaster.

Yeah. This isn't from the commies. This is from Bell. Oh, yeah. Well, you're trying to turn them into. You're trying to turn all of them. You go, here, here's a bunch of money. Don't say bad shit about me or that's going to end.

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objectively hilarious yeah i don't even know how do you police that this is the thing like checkpoints well i think you have a guy that's like the nude cop which i think should be a tv show nude cop well i mean ideally he's you know getting hotties but i think it's that's what happened you're like these eyes you don't want to know what this is. You essentially have a nude checkpoint. You're just smoking cigarettes. Matthew McConaughey in True Detective Season 1. Yeah.

Dude, yeah, you get put on the fucking, you get put on the area of where all the Walmart employees live, and you're like, I'd rather be on child porn than this. I spent three years on child porn. It did nearly as much damage to my psyche. Again, I don't... How does a state enforce this on a state level?

It is a... Is this the furry guy? Is this the same dude as... I wonder if this is another one of his. Well, it's actually... I think a lot of these kind of weird little laws are actually kind of working. You know what I mean?

It prohibits unlawful pornography defined by the proposed bill as visual material, which contains sexual intercourse, which is normal or perverted. That's in the thing. That's the stuff I like. Even if it's perverted.

More specifically, depictions of oral sex, bestiality. So obviously any of that. I mean sex bestiality so obviously any of that I mean bestiality is already illegal so you don't need a separate not be in Oklahoma I guess not masturbation well he the

other thing is if a girl ever sent you like a nude now you're just like you know I mean yeah for sure if you want to do that I mean I or I put you in jail for life I don't yeah again I don't I don't

understand how this is what do you get I think you do you go to imagine being in jail don't i don't understand how this is what do you get i think you do you go to imagine just being in jail too and you're just like how do you what are you in for that's more i want to know how do they catch this well the same thing i mean it's like technically it's illegal for people under 18 to send each other nudes and they still do right yeah so i mean there has been cases where people get i guess it just gets out yeah it gets out revenge porn or whatever like like surely they're not proposing that just in the state of Oklahoma. I guess there's a nude narc. Yeah, but they're not going to get Apple to like,

hey, we need a record of every... Well, that would be crazy. No, but I think you're going to have a guy on the beat. And he's like, the nudes never stop, man. Let's see. Open these just totally. Open the phones up. Let me see them.

It's like stop and frisk. Or whatever. It's like carding people you know because instead of your id he goes but crack the phone open and you go officer i forgot my password you go yeah heard that before open it up exactly camera roll camera roll there's basically a nude narc and then you have yeah the guy that his whole deal is just walking around you know and you go all the nude cops here everyone knows you fucking put the phone on lock you have everyone's frantically putting the photos in the other like another folder where you can't the cop thinks it's my

first rodeo you think i don't know but the deleted folder i had a friend who was used to be a drug dealer and he had this phone where uh because he had like all this like shit in it or whatever like illegal stuff and he goes what kind of illegal stuff like drug dealing okay yeah like just like whatever texts and he had a thing where uh it had a passcode it was like an android phone and it had this passcode but it had a second passcode and if you entered that passcode it just wiped the phone whoa he had a cyanide bill for his phone yeah he just had to like Literally like He goes yeah If it ever like came down to it

Like I just enter this They go what's your passcode And then just That is incredible Yeah It's pretty crazy And then you just say like I don't even know what's happening

My phone's fucking up right now Yeah What's going on This is wacky And so many nudes in there Damn it I think every guy Could use one of those she goes what's your password

go through your phone he goes it's um yo that's so hilarious if a guy was getting booked she goes go through my phone you'll be my guest what's going on here you go what did you do yeah what did you do you fucking erased all my phone are you fucking kidding me right now? That would really turn the books on her. She's like, sorry, I just thought you were cheating on me. I'm sorry. You go, you fuck, you know how long it's going to take me to get all this shit back? Oh, my God. I have a fucking important work stuff on there.

Oh, my God. All my contacts and everything. What did you do? And then you fucking Kaiser Soze away. You just started to stop limping as you walk away. Holy shit, dude. Yeah. Yeah, that's an awesome fucking app right there.

Unless you do it accidentally. Yeah, for sure. Barnaby style, forget your own mask. I mean, that is my same friend who accidentally took concentrated acid because he thought it was not concentrate. And so he thought he was taking two hits of acid, and he took 200 hits of acid wild boy yeah yep hey i know a few people that acid did them good and they're never the same ever since he's literally i remember i think i talked about

but like we had nobody saw him for like years and then he came back and someone was like he's like a little off he go yeah he had this little incident with some acid and it really just messed you up for life i mean you're not nobody's supposed to take 200 it's acid no sir no okay so and you're like yeah obviously that's kind of funny but then the you have to you have to be like okay so that's a funny thing that's happening you know the republican side of the aisle and then you have to be like indiana college cancels bondage course that was taught by rope expert and teach students how to navigate hip, groin, and thigh

after parents complained. And you have to go, obviously nothing weird about that. It's like, is there some way we could just split the difference here? Maybe less rope bondage courses. Like I could have, in college, I could have seen some of the some of the like chicks do that

at a like a not school there's got to be a cheaper way to get it no but they'll be like oh there's like some some chicks are like you know getting really starting to feel themselves and they're like oh there's like a thing downtown you like sign up for it like the the that's how they start you shop all the girls that do one of those courses within three weeks they're fucking hanging from hooks on their back because the girl the once the girls get into the culture they get into you know what i mean they get they get dancing they get carried away man well that the pole dancing is the early one they start with the oh yeah just tying my oh yeah just got my rope course here and then within three months you're suspended from hawks with a fucking you know noose around your neck but my point was

it's like you have to read this and be like yeah and obviously pretty normal on the liberal side you go there's nothing weird going on here just you got a feel for those guys who just said you know who are kind of just still telling their kids yeah you got to go to college college is important yes i'll pay seventy thousand dollars a year it's just very important to me that you get a college education you go yeah i'm signing up for bondage class. Buddy, that wasn't even the wackiest ones. There was some other wacky stuff. But to your point, when you go 75K, so a lot of these colleges are that much.

I don't know how this much exactly is, but at least you're paying like what? Four or 5K, like a course probably? Something like that. In the US, it's wild. Okay, but there's got to be a cheaper way to learn your bondage course. Of course. Hey, there's a guy who'll teach you for 50 bucks in his garage down the street. Head on down to the wharf. Old sailor Tommy over there.

Do it for 10 bucks. Yeah, a guy who knows every knot. Trying to learn a double Nelson there? Legitimately, so you go. Yeah, for sure. I mean, again, these colleges are businesses, and they're just trying to maximize. Like, when a college starts to maximize profits, you get rope bondage course. Well, I think this is some wacky professors that are tenured.

But you get a credit for it. No, no. I'm saying who the professor decided to start this course, probably. But I'm saying someone at the school administrator goes, yes, that is valid. Because they're fucking scared of these people. Some girl walks in with like a blue haired mohawk and all that sort of shit. And she's like, we got an idea for a course. administrator goes yes that is valid because they're fucking scared of these people some girl walks in with like a blue-haired mohawk and all that sort of shit and she's like we got an idea for a course you go yes sir whatever you disagree i don't think it's that i think they want a blue

hair chick walks in and tells another blue hair chick that hey we're adding this fucking bondage course she goes can we make it worth two credits you go maybe not yet let's just one credit for now that's true it's blue it's blue hair it's not some like fucking don draper kind of guy being like i don't know about that it's like another blue hair no she walks into the she walks into the office gets stuck in the door for a little bit they gotta grease her out and she goes get the grease get the grease and then she goes okay so what do you want to talk about me it doesn't matter whatever you want i'm good for it yeah yeah they okay imagine you were taking like a course that like a cpr course for example right like you know what are those costs like 600 bucks you take

a driving school course 600 bucks yeah probably a rope thing you probably do that 600 bucks at the local you know ymca type of things yeah yeah so you're literally paying like 20 times market rates for these courses because you're getting a college to credit that that's where what a scam huh for sure although i will say though not uh i don't want to maybe maybe we've a little too soon been poo-pooing this because there might be a couple eager gents okay i'd also like to sign up for the bondage course because that's where all the whores are that's true like this is like i remember gender studies you go yeah good good ratio work these are legitimately whores it doesn't work anymore though i don't maybe that's because you're you're fishing in the wrong pond no it's gonna be

autistic fats i promise you mostly but yeah some guys are like yeah and literally let they let me hog tie them yeah autistic fats that she's gonna put an apple in their mouth while i fucking rail her from the back tied up yeah with a jimmy knot and they like it when you just leave them all tied up they like the challenge of getting out of it that is it is uh but that'll but that'll be the thing that ruins it too is one guy one bro from the football team will sign up, and then that secret will be out. Well, then they have to start teaching the guy version where they're like, hey, we're learning how to jack off with a belt around your neck. Telling your dad that's what you learned at college. Everyone grab your lemons.

Well, that's you going to the job market afterwards, right? So you basically finish your course, and you're applying for your job as a marketing admin. admin yeah and they're like what are you doing you're just like look at that you're basically a fucking clown doing balloon animals yeah that's very niche you ever jerk off with a belt around your neck the guy goes no he goes hmm okay i was gonna all right uh assuming i did how can we profit from this you know when you have your two orbits tied up inside of the room uh no i i don't know about that you go okay so in case i don't know anything other than that i mean sometimes you'll have them around the pulley on the roof so you can kind of adjust them i don't know how that could really i could set up a pulley to fucking that's some physics i guess goes into that that's how yeah because what you do is you basically have the one girl laying on the ground and then you have the fat girl and then you have

her arms hooked up to pulleys and then you basically pull the thing and it makes her slap the other girl's ass something and then you that you explain to a boss you're like you know obviously so is that going to be any of use in this department it's mostly just creative stuff yeah so you're learning how to tie knots yeah which is that is a useful skill but they're getting forced to cancel it because some of the parents weren't happy about it yeah i would as you but okay so that what i was gonna say was there was the christian one that was before remember that they cancel out the christian college so this is these are popping up this was a dominatrix thing at the christian college

an event describes bondage as a form of consensual and recreational sex play. It just seems like something that you learn at the local sex club at a fucking you know, 1am course with some dude that's polyamorous. What faculty is this under? Oh, well there's different ones. That's what they actually explain this.

So, $79,000 a year for the Ivy League course catalog. So that means $80,000 so that means it's $10,000 you're paying to learn League course catalog. So that means 80 grand. So that means it's 10 grand you're paying to learn how to jack off with a belt around your neck. When I was a kid, you did that for free. You went down to the Goodwill. You bought a belt, dollar tops, probably someone else's belt that they jacked off with and they died. Well, here's a question.

How much was scouts? I don't know. I mean, you're legitimately learning the same stuff you learn in scouts, which my guess would be couldn't be more than 500. There's no Jew scouts. That's true. Jews can't go to scouts? I think they can.

I just don't think they did. They can. You just go to like pre-CPA courses. Well, the Jews go to scouts and girl guides and they start selling the cookies for fucking start selling off-market girl guide cookies door to door. Cause there's a little bit of newspaper in my cookies. You know, that's what brings the costs down.

Excuse me. These cookies have been shaved down 30%. The edges are shrink flationing your, your Jew, your girl guide cookies. I don't know what you're talking about. 79 K a year. And for the 2023 semester it includes classes on black and queer and leather yeah this is actually gonna get your money's worth

here you also get the black and queer and leather the guy goes you're telling me how my son paid 80 grand to learn how to tie a knot you go my friend my friend come on that was just one of the modules black leather bdsm material culture fat the f word so there's literal a course on being fat okay you're paying fucking 80k for your degree in being fat you could definitely do that one for free what is your degree though when you leave this i think it's one of them's called anthropology of religion fetishism and decolonization fetishism and decolonization literally if you walked into my fucking coffee shop and you go hey i'd like to be a barista and i go okay yeah like you don't need education go i have a actually

have a master master master in fetishism and decolonization i'd be like get the fuck out of here with that shit you want me to take that down to starbucks okay yeah these people definitely are going to learn how to decolonize a cup of joe that's for sure that is probably though that is the career path you take this and then you go work at starbucks you learn how to decolonize the coffee filter when you change them but like that's because they're all just you decolonize the water In the janitor's bucket That's such a crappy degree What a waste of So I guess it's anthropology

It's a BA obviously Yeah But you're getting a BA and BA and BS Bunch of turkeys I would also That's so crazy Dating that girl too

Your parents like what are you taking Don't ask She's taking a BA Well she's dating She's not dating one guy She's dating a woman that is now a guy That's true Fetishism and decolonization

You can get a degree in being fat I guess your degree in being fat will be helpful When you work at McDonald's and get free food You get your discount at McDonald's Your degree in fat is going to be coming in handy At some point you got to be like these When do the investigations start Into these colleges as

No longer kind of like upholding their And no longer getting the subsidies from the government They're like fiduciary duties And just general Like stewards of young minds. You're scamming them. Well, 100% you're scamming them. That's what I'm saying. At what point is there a thing where you go,

hey, these are kind of turning into these scams. They didn't start as scams, kind of like the Madoff thing. You go, it didn't start as a scam, but it's becoming one. At the job fair. Hi, I'm looking for the fetishism and decolonization job booths well the funny i mean the joke's on us because probably like yeah oh uh that's uh the comedy central's tables over there so yeah exactly they're hiring writers for all their shows well it's religion too so you meet like a religious person you're like oh i actually studied religion no what what aspects of it the religion of gaping religion of fetishism and decolonization yeah decolonization

and we just had to remove how to how to deal with post-gape symptoms yuck okay so that you know so i'm just you have to pretend. My point is to the people yelling at Jon Stewart, it's like, it's a hard job to have to pretend that that's just fucking normal as day is night. Hey, man. Day is long. He's fucking really just, just grooving them down the center of the plate.

That's the hardest job ever to be like a, just like a left-wing combinator that's just talking about how crazy the right wing is and we're just normal as fuck. Yeah, and he can't because he, at the end of the day is a real comedian so he's like hey can i just say try his best i guess old and then i go bad you have to say he's old but trump's older and it's like it doesn't even work because he was kind of like even in that he's like oh uh you know joe biden's really old but trump's really old and even worse memory and you're like

well that's not true like trump doesn't have a worse memory than Joe Biden. That's incorrect. Yeah, incorrect. And also, yeah, you found one data point that goes, yeah, Trump. Also, the context of the Daily Show thing I was meaning to say is, it's a deposition of Donald Trump, right? And there might be some element of this with the Biden thing as well. But they're being deposed.

When they were showing Trump having a bad memory. When he's having a bad memory. They added a did a clip it's like yeah but i'm saying imagine it's like yeah yeah but it's like imagine like saying uh john god he goes hey do you remember when you fucking killed those people goes uh no recollection goes oh look at john god he's got a bad memory i can't remember anything look at all these mafioso dudes they can't remember anything crazy memory i guess if you join the mob you get a bad memory out of it that's wild what all and he's like no trump's trying to save his ass and he goes yeah i don't remember I guess if you join the mob, you get a bad memory out of it. That's wild. And he's like, no, Trump's trying to save his ass.

And he goes, yeah, I don't remember. That's a good point. Yeah, he doesn't have a bad memory. He's trying to not go to jail. And I think that might be what Biden was doing, too. Yeah. Biden legitimately. But I'm not even just talking about the deposition. I'm talking about, like, with Biden, I'm talking about just in general.

Just in general, yeah. I'm not even saying he has a bad memory. I'm saying he probably has an average memory for a fucking 81-year-old. Yeah, exactly. But to say that he doesn't is like, what planet are you on? Yeah. I mean, my memory is worse than it was 10 years ago. I've always had a bad one.

Yeah, but I'm like, it's definitely not as good as it was. I don't think your memory sharpens with age. I literally think that's why I can't spell is because I have a bad memory. Possibly, yeah. think your memory sharpens with age i literally think that's why i can't spell is because i have a bad memory possibly i think i my brain's hardwired to only pay only uh make note of things if i if i deem them to be important sure i mean i have bad spatial awareness i was actually just recently thinking about this because i don't i've lived in new york for four years now and i know some streets i don't know what any like the highways are here and i take them every day yeah you know i know i have to make an actual conscious note of like putting it in my brain like sometimes you'll take a like you know leave the studio and then you'll

take uh i'll grab a taxi and then yeah they'll be like uh what bridge do you want to take and i'm just like yeah i don't know i got my phone i guess search i don't know and i'm like there's only two options for me and i go i don't know well the fuck phone i guess search i don't know and i'm like there's only two options for me and i go i don't know well the fucking i'll tell you what the uber drivers i get in the car to say what bridge do you want to buy because these guys are these guys are up to something actually you know what apparently all the uber brooklyn's for sale today uh i don't know if they're going through with it and i don't know if there will be scabs or anything But apparently the Uber, Lyft, and DoorDash Specifically on Valentine's Day

Are going on strike Why? Because they want higher pay Or like a higher portion of the money And so they go we're going on strike on Valentine's Day Which really bungs some shit up I guess there's still cabs though I guess but I guess the thing is there's not enough cabs

Like if there's the same amount of demand minus all the Ubers. It'll just be everywhere else. But I think what happens is Uber goes, yeah, well, then we just increase the fares, and then a bunch of people will be like, yeah, I'm not doing that, and they'll just kind of force people to scab because the prices will skyrocket and people will still take them. Yeah, supply and demand will figure this one all out, but I think the people in charge of that strike probably don't really pay too much attention to those kind of concepts no you know what the other thing of

the reason i think that uh partially is that i'm so bad at like memory remember i think i'm naturally a guy that probably uh doesn't notice things and stuff like that but then you know kind of doing so many things my whole life uh you know kind of always having a job that you're like doing like lots of things at once yeah i've always like i've almost worked really hard to train myself to focus yeah so i'm always like so focused on one thing that on top of the fact that i'm naturally kind of loopy and shit like that i'm always like super hyper trying to be super hyper to have one thing and i've trained myself to like tune out the noise and you're like well yeah except sometimes that noise is like relevant sure yeah so i'm just like yeah oh it's like i've tuned out the noise you mean like this every street that you

live you tuned out the street you live on you're like i don't have fucking room for that shit dude this brain's working on something right now i mean dude there's been i uh i think twice now where i uh you know the noise the directions to your house you're like yes my friend no i think twice now i've like gone i can't remember where, but I went to my old house. I thought I was going home. Just accidentally? Just accidentally. Literally, I was just walking.

I know. People think I'm bad and I might be worse than you, but you're up there. Yeah, yeah. I just wasn't paying attention. I was just thinking about something or listening to a podcast, and I'm just walking home, and just muscle memory kind of ticks over, and then I'm at my old house. Like, easily. You're probably marching full speed there, too. Oh, there too oh yeah i rip over there you know why it's because you come

across of like sort of like a voice of reason type of guy i have a voice of reason yeah you come across as that type of guy but in reality you're just like you know uh pouring fucking soup into your cereal like you are doing wacky things sometimes. Not that bad, but yeah. Yeah, trying to pay for your meal with your fucking gym card. Yeah, with my gym card. Does this work? You guys don't take gym cards? Well, then here's another one. The other way is in Russia, which is kind of interesting,

the Putin basically, because of all their gay laws, two lesbians were making out in a photo, and then the police arrested them, and then they had to do this big public apology, groveling for their forgiveness and stuff like that. Yeah, hold on. Let me just pull up this photo just to see where I stand on this. Who, who, who, who, who?

Hold on. This is an abomination, Ryan. Those are two rockets just having a smooch. What's going on, Putin? If you're watching this, Putin, let the rockets smooch. Well, I was thinking that that would be Tucker if he went to that. And he goes, you know, remember he asked for the journalist? He goes, wouldn't that be great?

At the end of the interview, he's like, and I just have to ask you, those two rockets that were smooching, would you, as a show of good faith, let them go? I don't know. Maybe it's not really. He goes, just look, just as a show of faith to the West, maybe to just...

I'm not asking you to... Increase morale in your country, just allow the two rockets to smooch. Listen, if it was two land whales smooching between me and you, listen, if your hands are tied, your hands are tied. He goes, Tucker,

if it was two land whales smooching, they'd be dead already. This was me showing mercy. They'd be breaking bricks in Siberia now. I'm not such a bad guy. That's so funny. If it was two land whales smooching. Yeah, just the judge there like, hey man let's just see that video again

there if you know that's the other thing about them making nudes illegal it's like maybe it's just like a plan for some you know judge to be like getting to see all these nudes you know it's the opposite yeah evidence lockers fucking lit and i'm russia probably all the court cases it's like probably not a girl a lot of girls that are like high-powered lawyers too so it's just a bunch of dudes in there no i mean also their whole legal system is like a sham like it's you know it's at the end of the day as much as we want to have like this legal system in america which we you know is uh like i had this guy on my show who was, he's like a libertarian Russian dude. And he's like,

it's like, if he steps foot in Russia, he's like, they arrest me and they put me on like this show trial. And he's like, I have a lawyer and they have like, if you were an outsider watching this, you'd be like, oh,

this is a normal. He's like, it's not, it's not, it's a fucking sham trial. So the outcome is predetermined. I'm guilty. And the Lesbos are going to get the sham trial.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I was thinking that definitely Tuckerucker if he was gonna if tucker was a really one to make a you know break the internet damn i mean he had to pick his spots i'm sure if sure that wall street journalist journal uh reporters like you know honestly i i understand tucker that you chose them over me and they said the pair were told by the police that could harm the psyche of minors however they said the psyche of minors liked it yeah but yeah i guess whatever they're saying like we don't want to show the kids all this gay shit or whatever that's how it goes in russia and obviously we don't want to show them two dudes kissing. Yes.

Everyone can agree on that. It's gross. Yes, no one wants to see two dudes kissing. And we don't even want to see two gross chicks kissing. One exception. Yeah. I don't even necessarily want to see one hot chick, one gross chick. Yeah, exactly. I don't even want to see a guy and a girl kissing.

How about a hot chick kissing a mirror? So it looks like she's making out with her twin can we at least allow that it will be accepted it technically it's not anything it gay nothing it's just a chick kissing a mirror i will allow thank you so that one you're just like okay you could look at that and be like you know fucking crazy anti-gay stuff down in russia but then over and then on the side where you have to pretend nothing weird is going on. Five transgender students dominate the volleyball court at women's college varsity game. Wacky shit happened in Canada.

This was Canada? Yeah, this is Canada. Of course. This is all. Where was it? Rebel News. I think this is like Orangeville or something. Fucking hilarious, man.

All five or maybe not no three on one team two on another team so and then and then hell yeah and i think it's they play eight a side or something or five a side i don't know how many are on each side but let's fucking go that had the extra biological man one yeah dude that is so fucking funny menzies covering all the shit but yeah yeah it's like, it's insane. Well, this is on the Daily Mail. But it's for sure him. You're saying he broke the story.

He's the one who's breaking all these stories. How does he find out? He gets tipped off? He gets tipped off. I mean, if you were, I could see a parent of like one of the girls being like, hey, there's seven people on the court and five of them were dudes. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

That is, that seems like people playing a prank yeah they are on society and apparently yeah and apparently all the girls kept having to like sit on the bench because those guys are obviously the star players of course i mean again do you want to win or do you want to lose exactly and you have to sort of watch for some time at some point once you've allowed this then you have to start making decisions about the sport right you go okay they need one where it's just like i'd like to see one race that's like matters where it's just exclusively trans oh i'd like to see the boys make a comeback yeah

should have let you finish that um yeah i mean it's it i don't the crazy thing is these i don't know if these will add up to some sort of critical mass where people will finally like there'll be that i think most people are already sort of uh off it but it's like the governments are not off it i guess but it's you know it's so what's crazier you know what i mean you're just like putin says you know i'm no fucking gay kissing or it's like the girls volleyball team's all dudes like they're both i mean if you have to ask me i'd rather much rather the girls volleyball team all dudes because that's a win for the dudes one go yeah exactly no question you said it you said it you know there's nothing to add man you fucking nailed it it's a win for the dudes it's a win for the dudes nobody's watching girls volleyball i mean i guess the beach volleyball that's the problem though

beach volleyball is the domain of the perv Of the Beach volleyball You're making a point They're all thonged up So it's like if you If you imagine If I'm jacking off to some dude's ass

Without knowing Now you're Now you're Now we're losing So Dude if you show up to the girls volleyball game And you're just like you know Some perv that

Times his beach visits With the girls volleyball champion You go oh are they here I didn't even notice. And then they get on the court and you go, oh, that one's a little big. It's quite a bulge on the front there. A big bulge on that one.

Pretty big hands on that puppy. What in tarnations? Yeah, that thirsty one's that. Adam's apple's really... A lot of grunting from that one. A lot of overtime right there, huh? Deep grunt on that one. The wig falls off.

Yeah, it's a tough one. It's interesting because they did... So that was another... It was a DeSantis thing. And basically, DeSantis made a rule that... We haven't sort of gone... There was a couple of these trans things because we sort of been avoiding covering it. So've just been like adding up all the things so i just have a

little segment on all of them so we haven't really talked about this stuff in like five or six weeks but there was so de santis basically is saying that they have to put their uh biological sex on the driver's license right yeah um and the i think uh i think that uh there was like obviously it's probably like just a political thing but i guess there are some reasons they're saying like you know whatever like if you go to the doc like if you get medical treatment they need to know which one you are blah blah i don't know sure but it's obviously probably just like a political thing but the the trans activists are doing a big protest and what they're doing is the because they're saying 37 percent of trans people have been

harassed because of having the wrong id uh a wrong gender on their id okay and they basically lied down for 37 seconds or minutes yeah they lied down for 37 minutes so it's pretty 37 seconds i'm like come on on, guys, that's it? Well, they're basically just taking a nap, right? That's the protest. But I was kind of... Maybe in the hot sun, though. Like, I get if you're a trans person and you don't like it,

but it's kind of one of those things where it's like, I get the arguing for it and be like, listen, I changed my whole thing, I'm this now, whatever, right? Yeah. But on the other side of it, you're just like, the idea that you are getting uh misgendered probably seems kind of unlikely 30 or 7 because if here's the context think about most trans people right yeah if they went to a bar and there's you know you got some like pretty

tall girl it's like and then hands the id like what percentage of uh of them they would hand the id to you as the bouncer you'd see biological sex male and you'd be like yeah that makes sense like you know what i mean right yeah you wouldn't beouncer. You'd see biological sex male, and you'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. Like, you know what I mean? Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't be like, wait a second. Why is it male here? But you're a woman. They'd probably be like, yeah, I was kind of suspecting already. And the harassment is someone goes, sorry, what's going on here?

And you go, I'm trans. And you go, oh, okay. But I also, yeah. I mean, it must make it hard for fake IDs. I doubt it gets to that. Do you think there's many trans people that would hand you ID that says male, and you'd be, like, confused? You'd probably be like, yeah, I get it. But I guess the problem is you're trying to keep out under

agers and then that, because the whole thing is you got to look like your photo and then now there might be some whole element where you no longer look like your, I don't know. I guess you don't show your male looking photo and you look like a chick. Because then I smell fucking, I smell like a some sort of movie here. You're saying they're're 21 you're trying to get like yeah you're 18 trying to get

into a bar you're a bunch of fucking bros from the high school lacrosse dude that's a good scam and then you grab a bunch of and then you all grab wigs you dress up ladybug style and you all say like hey we're of a here all these chicks ids it's actually a pretty good scheme guys ids and you go yeah these are me but we're trans you and the boys just with wigs on giving your fake michigan ids yeah and then once you get in you just fucking take go to the bathroom just get all this take all the wigs off them off and then it's time to slay puss so there's something there's something there yeah but there there's a big protest because of that i don't know if you've seen uh you know gorlock but you know gorlock actually kind of rules gorlock's amazing because they just embraced being gorlock gorlock gorlock's funny and gorlock uh has been going on the shows

that if you don't remember gorlock was the like like 500 pound like trans uh influencer yeah but they've been going on all these shows and they're saying that declining masculinity is getting out of control, and they're saying that men don't want to be men anymore. I mean, that's what I said. The thing is, I guess, yeah, the funny part is I might lean towards there's no self-awareness

here to this. No, you're wrong. Oh, you think it is? Fuck yeah. Gorlock hangs around and lets people make fun of him, like her. this no you're wrong gorlock you think it is is like uh fuck yeah yeah okay gorlock is like hangs around and like lets people make fun of her him like her yeah i'm gonna go with him on gorlock gorlock gorlock like is fine with being sort of like the punching bag because they're like getting more famous and all that sort of stuff yeah yeah gorlock's like down with the cause they're like chill okay um i feel like a lot of men start being men when it comes to the male world.

Now, men nowadays are expecting princess treatment. And she's sort of saying that these guys, which two parts of it. One, probably is happening that men are softer and all that sort of stuff. But two is like, well, yeah, but girls stopped acting like women. So what do you want? Yeah. Putin might be right. You Yeah, Putin might be right. You know.

Putin might be right. You don't get the door held for it. You know, the minute you're just like, hey, women own more homes than men right now, it's like, okay, well, you're going to be opening the door for those homes yourself, pal. Yeah, no, I mean, also the moment where you're like, I can hold it for myself. I don't need no man. You go, okay. And they're like, why are you holding the door for me?

Like you just said, you can hold it for yourself it's the if the girls want it back you know if the girls want men to be men in on aggregate you're gonna have to drop some of the bs you know what i mean drop the funny business yeah i think the jig has to be up on the funny business yeah and then also they did a and b change rooms and this was uh a catholic high school also in canada oh this was regina saskatchewan they are they're extra wacky over there i'm telling you canada and it wasn't that wacky when we lived i was looking at the australia stuff australia is pretty wacky too yeah they got this shit going on yeah maybe it's all the commonwealth countries just i think it's the

smaller countries my theory is like the same reason why like portland's always going to be wackier uh the i guess it doesn't hold up because california and new york are pretty wacky but i generally find like the smaller places don't have enough room for opposition yeah so it's like generally gets wackier but like regina you would think is not some like liberal haven well they i guess it's all the government though right yeah don't forget like when you live in let's say you live in some place like that where it's not a liberal haven and you're like a liberal psycho you congregate with the other old psychos which is in these administration positions yes and then you know you're only around these other nutcases school administrators if you're a public school

administrator you are more likely to be probably like a very liberal woman right and they're on all this stuff yeah and it's just that's what they're on so they're doing a and b's so but it's like it doesn't really solve anything you're like okay so which one do the guys go to and which one the girls go to a second ago so what is that like all and then boys but i don't think that's what it is well that would sort of make sense but then you would be not but that wouldn't make sense because listen dudes don't care if like you want if girls want to trans the guys and use the men's washroom. No one gives a shit. No dudes care.

No guy's going to be like, what's this person doing here, right? But the other way around, if you go, okay, well, where do the trans people go? You go to the B. Is that the one the guys go to? We don't really look at it like that. Is it almost a smart way to be like, there's girls and everybody else? You're like, biological women are in B? And you go, well, why aren't I with biological women you go i don't know we just flipped a coin like

you just have to you have to sort of say it like that because it's the same problem whether you do a and b or guys and girls yeah i honestly think maybe five percent of people actually like all sex washrooms also a good way if there is a pervy guy that's getting mixed up going to the wrong bathroom you know that's a good way to do it and be like oh well it's a and b i don't know you got it like it's a pretty culpable deniability for pervs that are trying to get mixed up sure i mean yeah i i don't even know i don't even know who thought this out hopefully hopefully the last bastion of our hope is just a bunch of rambunctious uh young preteens who are just it doesn't solve anything yeah just go tear down these fucking signs well you don't have to tear it down it doesn't change anything

you're like you go it's oh we're not calling them boys and girls we're calling them a and b and you go okay well who goes where it's like the problem is the exact same problem wait till they get the bill for how much this costs oh this wasn't like some like, yeah, yeah, get the janitor to just fucking throw an A and paint a B on there. Yeah, this probably costs, you know, 150 grand. That is such a fucking good point, man. The guy who designed the A had to, you know, then they had the guy that, you know, he sands the A. That's another fucking 50 right there. Yeah, the B guy's in a special union.

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What about X and Y? No. Yeah, X and Y? No. Yeah, X and Y. That's actually the solution. No. Whoever has thought of X and Y doesn't have a job anymore. Just for mentioning that, just the idea of X and Y. You're out, okay?

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because this is what I was saying where they're sort of proposing like, hey, has the world outgrown john stewart you know what i mean and it was like uh no the world is sort of sick of this kind of stuff really of course considering that i don't believe anything's been accomplished yet like do they have if you go to like the just stop oil like do they have a list of accomplishments where they go this is what all of our hand gluing and soup throwing has done well they always say always say awareness, right? So they're just like, what do you mean? Awareness of what, though? Everything.

You think that there's like a lack of awareness of climate change? Of climate change. It's like all they talk about anywhere. Well, some consider disruptive antics such as this alienating to the public. Research into social movements shows there is a strategy behind it. And basically, they're just saying like, you know, yes, it's like ruining all these paintings and stuff, but... But it doesn't ruin the paintings.

It doesn't do it. Well, the Mona Lisa has like a bulletproof glass over it. You just... Sometimes they ruin the paintings. Just like dirties it. And they say that using crazy tactics like this makes less aggressive tactics more acceptable. So they're saying they're moving the Overton window of what's acceptable protesting for climate change yeah but here's the best thing i

wanted to pair these articles together uh that came out where they're just like this is why you know thrown soup but everything's amazing blocking the roads yeah number two are the politics of climate change going out of fashion they are yes well yeah people are i mean everything has like a seven-year cycle generally uh culture and i think that one of the reasons for that is because that's they are yes well yeah people are i mean everything has like a seven year cycle generally uh culture and i think that one of the reasons for that is because that's a full um that's a full someone being in grade seven now they're finished high school yeah you know what i mean yeah so it's like usually that's like kind of uh yeah if someone was 12 now they're uh they were 12 now they're off to college now they're off to joining the military if they're uh 18 19 they were 12 19 now they're off to college now they're off to joining the

military if they're trans yeah but it's also funny admitting like yeah uh it's fashion we agree with that um politics as fat politics as fashions too what's in and out it's not so long ago the world leaders were jostling to be pictured with celebs like leonardo dicaprio stella mccartney and emma watson at the huge cop 26 climate conventions in glasgow where boris johnson played host then it was hip to be green okay all right boris i think what the problem is with a lot of that stuff you're like it's not so much that that there's always going to be a faction that's kind of like wacky environmentalists but it's not so much that it used to be greenpeace remember and they would put nails in trees yeah

there's always that's always going to exist blow up pipelines and stuff yeah it's just people don't think it's you know kind of what happens is like they have their little wacky movements then they become these like huge mainstream movements and Then they become these huge mainstream movements. And anything that becomes a huge mainstream movement has a ticking time bomb on it. But people are less sick of the climate part. They're more sick of the idea that at any cost. Where it's like, yeah, we're going to solve this problem by ruining the economy. And everyone has less money.

People are like, yeah, we like you trying to go plant trees over there. And you're just like, yeah, and your mortgage is going to go up. You're like, well, now you lost me a little bit. Yeah, you lost me. Electricity is going to cost twice as much. Everyone's like, okay, I'm thinking I'm a little more out. And you go, gas just doubled. You go, okay, you guys are done.

Also, I was late for work today because you guys glued your fucking hand to the road yeah everyone's kind of like you're done bud yeah i mean just think of anything if people were like goths and they were just like you know everyone's like okay goths whatever right well it's like once you're like in uh you know once you're like in the government making rules that like hey there can be no lights because we're vampires and we need the lights off at all these places. Everyone's like, fuck right off. Yeah, for sure. They're like, look, we did your recycling shit. Even though it was fake, yeah. Haven't we done enough? I think everyone. And we got all

conned into recycling and I got a green bin, I got a blue bin, I got a fucking brown bin, I got a metal bin, I got a clear bin. Compost. Okay? I don't even know what compost is okay no one does i did it just isn't that enough it's not it wasn't though that's the problem right because people are trying to make a name for themselves in these movements yeah so that was

the the gist of uh that segment um but so you can see why it's like as a you know commentator if you're like yeah i gotta ignore all that stuff and we just talk about you know trump's crazy but like all this stuff is super reasonable it's like well anyone with a brain looks at that and be like okay well that doesn't that's not the voice of reason no plus people like trump's crazy that that discourse it's like a it's like a warm blanket you know it's like there's like a coziness to just everybody just being like trump's crazy and we're all fucked and something that's up soothing it's like a pacifier almost you know so what's that's why we're getting more of that so backing out from the political part of it uh these girls have a really good article did your ex give you a demon sti an exorcist explains how to forget them for good and the gist of it is that you can get uh that guys

give you a demon stis it's an untestable sti like god in the unless you're in the spirit realm you can't currently there's no test for that one so it's a new term alert demon sti okay and when you bang someone and they transfer the demon entity to you i've given some ladies my demon entity you gotta wear protection demon sti oh god what am i getting i'm also allergic to latex though so what's the demon sti uh is that would that be aids you go we don't call it that anymore energy specialist oh that's someone who got a degree in colonization energy specialist colonization specialist in energy she reveals that entities can function like sexually transmitted infections and you can indeed get a demon from getting it on well this is what the specialist says okay how much do. How much do you think people pay to go to the energy specialist?

Since this article came out? Do you think the energy specialist has a rich husband and makes a... No, I think this is... No. What do you think energy specialist's life day-to-day is like? I think she lives in Bushwick, probably in a big artsy loft-type studio where she showers in the sink.

Remember that one place with the sink showers? Sink showers for sure. It's a nice place, but sink shower, a lot of things smoking all the time. She's got a cauldron. This person says, I'm 80% sure I picked up a demon STI from a bartender in Boulder, Colorado. Thanks for the hangover,

Russ and the entity. So she gave him an entity. Now, here's the question. If you are a man and you have... Where does it originate, the demon STI? Did I get it from a woman? Is it innate

in me? Is it even my fault that I have it? Glad you asked, Danny. I've actually contacted the specialist, and they say that guys invent them by being demons. Ah, gotcha. Okay. The only way a girl can get a demon STI is from a demon man.

Right, but can a woman transfer it to a man? No, it stays with the girl. It stays with the girl for life. It's just such a... It's a very patriarchal demon disease. Until she pays the $6.95. And also, once the guy gets rid of it, it's gone for him.

Oh, right. So is there like a... Is there a... Could you theoretically trace this back to a host? You know, this was the original demon? I think that I'm incorrect in this.

Probably she's saying that like these guys just have demon STIs and they're walking around giving them to everyone and now we're all demons. Right, right, right. Because that would be bad

for business if she goes, there's just one and once I kind of get rid of it, then I'm done with my thing. You definitely don't want to be able to trace it back to patient zero, the demon, the original demon. But also then if she gets rid of it, then it goes, it's just gone. She has it in a jar in her Bushwick loft. Dude, if you had to have a girl, she sits you down and she goes, listen, we have to talk about something.

And then like, I went to the specialist and you go, oh, no, what happened to the specialist? Are you pregnant? Do you have an STD? And she goes, he gave me an ed demon STI. You go, all right. Okay. No, even worse than that is some chick fucking text you. She goes, hey, we got to talk.

You gave me an STD. And you go, what happened? You go, I got a fucking STI. What the fuck, dude? And you're like, what? You're like, you're like what are you talking no i haven't it's impossible she goes yeah you get what's the sti it's a demon what demon give me a demon sti yeah okay well the reason i even wanted to talk about this is because

how you get rid of it is the best part yes Yes. So here's what you do. If there's people at home listening, they have a demon STI. First of all, what you want to do is you paint yourself with the colors of courage. So you're going to want to get some paint. So it's sort of a handyman. That's the colors of courage. I don't know what the colors of courage are.

It's trans flag. The color has a lot to do with energy. Add more red to your wardrobe for courage. So red's the color of courage So you basically paint yourself in red paint Which is good though because if you do go to do those protests Where you're Like vegan protests where you're pouring red paint on people

You just do a little for yourself to get rid of your demon STI So you sort of kill two birds with one stone You get paint on someone else and you get rid of your demon STI Question, can I use my period blood? Oh that's a good question. I think so, Danny. Yeah. So you're going to want to use the period blood. That's probably actually the best way to put courage paint.

Yeah. Because what's more courageous than having a period? Passion and new beginnings. Add purple for connection to your higher self. You don't have to get connection to your higher self, but if you want to throw in a little connection to your higher self, you're going to want to add purple. Is lavender okay? I think they're pretty specific here

with their purple. Okay. And you put that on yourself and bring in the vibrations of reality. So that's the first one. We want reality to play a part in this, huh? Well, that's where you lost me. You want to keep your courts as close.

Carry a quartz rose for attracting love and amplifying love and a carnelian for igniting passion within. She goes, where do I get the coats? Funny enough, I sell them for 69. It's all included in the platinum package. The Demon SDI removal. How much is this?

Do we even find out? I didn't write down the price of the platinum package. I don't know how much the platinum package is. So basically you go to this specialist. You're probably paying 50 bucks an hour for the energy specialist. Then on top of that, she's dumping paint on you. You're selling your rocks. And then you repeat a mantra of enoughness.

Add an energetic mantra to your day. In the morning, in the mirror, say, I am worthy. I am powerful. I am everything I need. So you're kind of, this is the main, the final chapter of getting rid of the demon STIs, screaming in the mirror at yourself. Affirmations. Affirmations.

Okay. Stuart Smiley. Stuart Smiley. I am worthy, I am energetic, I am everything I need. Everyone in your roommate's like, can you keep it the fuck down? You're like, I have an STI. I got a demon in me. I'll tell you what you don't want, though, is if you're a Brooklyn dude that believes in all this shit.

You're about to smash a girl, and before she comes into the bedroom, you hear her in the mirror. I am worthy. I go, what are you doing in there? Do you have a demon STI you're not telling me about? Well, you just have your crystal, then you just have your man crystal

that blocks the demon STI. You have to have your quartz crystal on you at all times. Your own quartz crystal, guys. Maybe just as a necklace, just hanging around your neck. Just kind of like a silver bullet for vampires. I'll tell you what, girls are pretty good at monetizing

things that happen to them, because this other girl says we're young with herpes and we won't be ashamed. She's basically like our herpes influencer. Dude, girl got herpes and turned it into a whole career girls are pretty good at influence or like monetizing these dumb things yep yeah they are she told her boyfriend shortly after diagnosis i was worried and afraid that he would break up with me and she goes it was around that time that she told her friends and family about her status with her view to go public. The friends and family should have been like, you don't have to. Lots of people have herpes. No need to make it your whole

personality. And then she goes, no, you don't understand. I've already got herpes girl 49. I think there's going to be money to be made in this fucking getting herpes business. You know what they say? When God closes a window, he opens a sore. I would hate that, man. If you have any girl was just like and by the way I got herpes and I should probably tell you the next thing is that

this is gonna be my entire fucking public deal I'm gonna be posting non-stop so get used to this I mean there's a lot of people who have herpes whose whole identity is never talking about it ever once so even at my lowest point I had an inkling I might speak publicly about this. I wanted to help other people. Even when she was like, no. No. I am unemployed right now.

Love to see that merch. You know what happened? Someone's like, she goes, I can't believe this happened to me. Her friend's like, let me buy you dinner. And she goes, huh. Okay. I wonder what her merch is like. Is that a job getting things bought for you because you have herpes she got like 300k followers on all the platforms she's an influencer and she goes i embrace this as an opportunity to learn and teach others

so like many millennials of the time i started writing about it i had a blog and i made a facebook post and i felt very empowered so she's made a whole career out of this and it really kind of goes back to the dude side hustles or you know drop shipping crypto and girl side hustles or herpes influencer yeah herpes awareness but there's so there's another okay now there's a guy version of a wacky dude so did you did you check out lovepanky.com love pay yeah so basically it's this uh indian dude i think he is and he has uh he gives the whole tutorial on how to be a trophy husband what it means in 17 ways yeah this whole thing was this whole thing was kind of fucking weird it's super weird i don't think this could be effective ever all this could do is turn some potential psychopath sociopath into like a worse version

of themselves like you're only going to make them worse because someone whose goal is to be a trophy husband as a man well also there is other parts of it that don't make sense like you need to start like you need to find a way the biggest thing is you need to be around all these rich women right yeah which is i guess you know who's actually probably pretty good at being trophy husbands guys who work at resorts those guys actually probably haven't figured out how to like how to but i don't okay single women maybe i'm wrong on on this, but I think the part of being a trophy husband is not dating a 70-year-old widower. I think that's probably...

He might not want to admit it, but... If you're just being like, oh, wait, I have to read 17 steps to find out I had to go bag an old lady whose husband died? I think you do have to bag an old lady whose husband died. Oh, that's no good. No, but this guy, he's sort of doing...

He's trying to say that guys can do it, the thing that girls can do, her husband died. Oh, that's no good. No, but this guy, he's sort of doing, he's trying to say that guys can do it, the thing that girls can do, right? Yeah. Guys can do anything girls can do. Don't forget it. You don't think you can become a trophy husband? You read this and you go, there's no hope for me. First, you have to invest in your looks.

Danny's out. Make it a lifetime goal to achieve the six pack. So first and foremost, you're going to want to, you know. Get the six pack. Obviously. Study something for passion, not career advancement. If you want to be a trophy husband and you don't have any desire to chase well-paying and successful career, why waste your time studying economics or management when you can do your true passion, which lies in French literature?

Okay. Do you remember that thing where I think someone sent us or reminded us about it recently, Do you remember that thing where I think someone sent us the, or reminded us about it recently, but there was a post where it was like in the communist forum and they're all talking about what they're going to do after the communist revolution. They're all talking about like, you know, I'm, well, I'm going to teach lesbian slam poetry and they're like all listing off their things. It was just like, there's not going to be a single person at your entire fucking communist society that has one real job.

Nope. Nope. You're like, who's going to work at the restaurant? And you're like, well, I obviously not me because i'm teaching you know my yeah theoretical bullshit i'm teaching yoga to homeless people all right but there will be no homeless people though so that's kind of buy the right clothes on her be with the in crowd and i think this is where it falls apart a little bit i'm telling you this is where you're turning like these people are going to be demented like if you have to read this because you don't know, you don't have an inkling.

You go, oh, the it crowd, you say. Well, this is a great point. And it's like all these things. It's like you're telling a guy you're talking to a guy that would be reading. This probably isn't like that. You're right. It would have to be a guy that was like already amazing with women. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. And then it's a choice that he's making. He's like, OK, well, also, I already amazing with women yeah exactly exactly and then it's a choice that he's making he's like okay well also i'm amazing with women but like also i don't want to just like sit around and read french literature all day no okay yeah that's what i'm saying like if you're just like some regular dude then you go buy a nice i mean i want you're assuming so you have some money you go buy these nice clothes and then what you just go hang around these like high society events in new york city well they're teaching you have to essentially you have to be a con artist you have to be a con artist because the moment you get with these women the moment that they find out you're not of

their same cloth generally and they go so what do you do and you go i don't do anything yeah and you go what so why are you husband yeah you go why are you here you go well you i'm a social you go oh so who's your family you go no family i think you have to have your story you go oh well right now i'm between things so you're a scam artist the will smith movie the it is also funny though just like the thing that all the girls like kind of naturally do when i get we're like a guy doing it we're like obviously it's a con artist i mean well literally how many girls like go hang around Where the basketball players are Yeah

You know what I mean That is essentially Yeah like It's a harder sell for a dude though Way harder sell for a dude But yeah This is essentially Well being with the hit crowd

It's like You're like How do you get to the hit crowd It's like Well what you want to do Is like If you want to be around All these like

Really famous people What you want to do Is like Make yourself really important And then so you want to have Like a high job And then you're like Well then I'm not a trophy husband anymore

I was like I did all this work Why don't I just get job. And then you're like, well, I'm not a trophy husband anymore. I did all this work. Why don't I just get a hot girl? And you're like, no, no, no, no. Not running a startup working 90 hours a week. What you did all that work for was to get in the parties. Right. And then you're at the parties and then you try to, you know, you get invited to Elon Musk's party and then you walk around the room trying to fuck all the girls and then

quit your job. I think it's more possible that you uh what's more possible is you're making 40 grand and your wife's making 60 grand and then you you'd be like i'll be the guy raising the kids and i'll quit my job i think you could probably pull that one off a little more it's probably you have to be probably there's a very few guys that are pretty highfalutin to be certain referring yourself as a trophy husband most women that have like you know millions of dollars obviously everyone already knows this but most women that have millions of dollars are looking for a dude with more millions of dollars they want 10 million

not one correct create the illusion since being a trophy is a husband is primarily all about appearances you have to show that you're more than just meets the eye. Create the illusion. Enroll in dance classes. If you're done with that, enroll in yoga. Then enroll in learning how to cook Persian cuisine. Then volunteer at a soup kitchen. Almost like having a job.

It's pretty specific stuff here. Well, yeah. So basically, you want... They're sort of saying like a Latino pool boy. Like they're coming home and you're fucking taking salsa classes. Yeah, you want that. What was it? Like Britney Spears' ex-husband was just like her trainer or something? No, you better be.

Okay, if you were in a situation. But he was a trainer to the stars. Where your girl had millions of dollars. You better be like fixing the shed, not taking salsa lessons. Well, I mean, I guess you reach a certain amount of money where you go, well, you certainly don't want me to do a shitty job fixing the shed. We'd like to hire a professional so that I can bone up on my salsa lessons well i mean i guess you reach a certain amount of money we go you certainly don't want me to do a shitty job fixing the shed we'd like to hire a professional so that i can bone up on my salsa well this is assuming that your trophy wife is like really rich yeah which is you know i mean this is the tutorial i'm sure no people have made this work i would like to see if there's

anyone that read this and was actually successful in their quest no i would I would doubt it. I would guarantee it. You know what? If you're a dude, what you want to do, this is what you do if you're a dude that's actually, if you're trying to pull off being like a dude that is with a girl that doesn't, and you don't have to work. The actual move is you date a girl who's rich because her dad's

rich. So it's like, and she's gross. Well, think about this though. You go to college with a girl whose dad's rich, you know don't have any money so she like got a house bought for her that's free like she has all the stuff but she's not really rich right so then you know what i mean i don't know if that affords you the trophy husband kind of staying at home thing because no you're both staying at home or you're both oh now the dad's just paying for it yes a girl that's rich but she didn't earn it and then you and her just, but then you're just like doing stuff

with her all day. Yeah, and then you eventually have to murder the dad when he doesn't want to like up the payments. Well, the dad keeps paying out because he, yeah. Eventually one time he kind of doesn't take a liking to your whole trophy husband stuff because he read your blog. Dad would hate the trophy. He doesn't like you. He goes, yeah, you seem to kind of plan this

whole thing, huh? and you just kind of planned that I was just going to do it and then you're like yeah and if you don't keep it going you have to kill the dad for the insurance money this guy hasn't got high on his own supply

because he wouldn't be writing the blog which is actually an even better plan this honestly most of the times ends in someone getting murdered if you take this guy's advice someone's getting killed

at some point if for sure but also if this guy was a trophy husband right now he wouldn't be grinding on this new blog that's true that's true but it's all yeah it's i mean it's always there's so many of these guys that are bad with women yeah but it's like create the illusion you're like you're talking about scamming like this is con artists con artists create an illusion but that is the girl versions of this like dude i'm not kidding i was like dating some girl not even like dating dating but like you know hanging out with yeah and it was like a you know toronto like would have sex with basketball players type of

girl sure and she had a book on her bookshelf called uh hot girls die rich or something like it was something along the lines of that and it was like a guide for like how to hot girls to end up rich without like doing much yeah and that's like a book that actually is like uh probably sold a lot of copies i bet i mean it's that is a viable if you are a hot woman you are like as much as you want to be like oh what are they bringing to the table they're bringing a lot to the table they yeah they are bringing a lot to yeah they go just because yeah oh they don't have a job who gives a shit they're hot they have maybe good genetics but this is kind of like there was an article recently about the the fat thing right and i was actually we were going to talk about it maybe later anyway but one of the big things was it was it was an advice

column and the advice column was like a girl saying like, hey, I put on weight. My husband's like bugging me about it or whatever. And what do you think? And legitimately, they had multiple people give advice and all of them were like, leave him immediately. Right. And it was just like, well, maybe. But like, what's the deal? Like, there's plenty of girls that are like, well, the deal is they stay hot.

And the guy's like, i'll do everything for you i'm gonna make sure your life's amazing like all you like and maybe it's even sometimes more equal but the guy being like listen i'm gonna be the best boyfriend but like you do have to be hot like that and part of it is and this is why this doesn't work when you flip it around is like dudes are sort of like to some degree judged on the women they're with but but women don't get as much points the same way you know what i mean no and then on top of that women are sort of judged on like the career of who they're with of course they they're they're in it for i mean it's just like the classic the women want status and men want looks yes so that's why it's like everybody's

bringing to the table i don't think i think that this will help you a lot of this is like how to seduce a woman like yeah it probably helps if you're like oh i'm a salsa good at salsa and you're just like yeah but like if you've been dating someone for nine months and you're like what'd you do today and he's like cha-cha-cha i mean this is this thing seems like it was literally written by britney renner like number nine have a couple of kids like what you do have to have a couple of kids i mean that's like yeah if you're trying to fucking snag an nba dude have a couple kids that'll do it a good reason to stay home get to your go-getter ceo wife as early as you can go get a ceo wife doesn't want fucking go get a ceo yeah go get a ceo uh ceo wife high performing does not want some dude

taking dance lessons all day reading french lit fuck no considering himself a diplomat yeah i'm telling you the only way is if she has like she let's say a girl like inherited a lot of money yeah but then you're kind of just helping her spend it sure i guess you know you're basically part of her but that's the thing someone else and if you and if you maybe started at the same point and there's never any money on the table, then that's a little different. But we're talking about getting someone who already has the money and you don't have money. And it's just conning. Well, yeah.

This guy's talking about how to run a scam and it's probably not going to work that great. Here's probably the best one. Have a couple of kids is funny because it's like pretty big life choices. And you just go, but if you are locking them down, you need to have the kids. But he says, don't you dare sign that prenup but it's like well what do you do if the girl's like you want to sign a prenup and you're just like six months in how do you or six years into your scam and the girl's like i'm not yeah we're gonna be obviously doing a prenup and then the guy's like no yeah i will never yeah he goes well you have to like well you he literally you can't

even use girl tactics yeah you have to just become a chick you have to like He literally You can't even use girl tactics Yeah you have to just Become a chick You have to like Channel You think we're gonna Get divorced then Is that what you're saying That's why you want To sign a prenup huh Cause you're just gonna

Fucking use me And throw me out Like trash huh You have to have This girl so afraid That you're gonna leave But it's like You just sit around

All day and read books Like why would she be So afraid that you're Gonna leave You have to Unless you just Completely have her brain wrapped up yeah which is a very certain type rich woman low self-esteem for some reason probably not hot i guess you can maybe pull this scam off with yeah you're definitely not pulling this off with someone who's super hot and rich and high performing and you're like the trophy husband is just a couple of rings away

and you're set to tie the knot soon it's just funny talking to dudes like this too right don't you dare sign that prenup it's literally like the guy found this exact article for women and then just literally control F find and replace men with women girls do talk like this though man

don't be do not do not think that this ain't happening the other way around I know that for sure dude there's a link at the end of number 11 don't sign that prenup where it goes dating an older woman 45 pros cons myths and secrets to impress her and date her what kind of stuff does that say there's 45 of them well give me a couple you've worked so hard to get where you are now and you've invested so much all the same shit dress to impress number two this is this is how big of a fall off this is number one dress to impress number two stick your chin out what is that man you're uh saying that you're more likely to get a rich you're a young guy

and that's a major part of the attraction for older women they like who you are all the youth that freshness and youthful spirit so just just... Well, the hard part is... This is just applying this. Know when to keep quiet. No, the better scam is be a guy with $3 million that dates like a girl with $50 million. I think you can pull that one off a little more. Yes, absolutely.

That's sort of what I'm saying. It's like you're the guy with 50 grand a year job and you're like Mr. Salsa and all that sort of stuff and then you date the girl that makes 200. I think those are like realistic scams a guy can pull off

if you want. Yeah, that's, I suppose, that's not a huge, that's not a huge scam if you actually want to be with that person.

I know, I know guys that like, their girl like, inherited a house and they're living in it. Yeah. They got a free house out of the deal.

For sure, but I'm just saying, like, in this sense, you're essentially saying you're dating a woman who's you wouldn't want to be with otherwise that's what it feels like right of course and then you go is this such a you don't want to be with this chick but she makes like 180k and you make 60 and you're like the rest of your life for this well yeah i guess you don't want to that's not like the heist of the century it's not like she's like a fucking vanderbilt but i think if you're as if you're the 60k and you're good with girls i think a lot of those guys can pull off like 150k a year that you do want to be with for sure you know what i mean and you're bringing some other stuff to the

table maybe she's shy and you're you know yeah yep you're cooking all this but then again it's is it really worth it if you have to take all these salsa lessons? Number eight, location, location, location. I don't even know what that means. Oh, that means like they're basically saying you want to be in where you got to find out where you got to be in Florida Keys. Number five, complimenter. Number six, avoid flattery.

That's not true. That's not true, is it? Yeah, that's five and six. Number five was complimenter number six was avoid flattery what are the difference what does it say i don't know read them okay compliment her the older woman is a lot smarter and more keen this is like a fucking almanac and more keen-minded than your own age group but she isn't so bitter and cynical that she doesn't know how to appreciate the odd compliments okay so you give her the odd the odd compliment but once you're starting laying it on too thick she goes you're just this dowager knows that you're just in it for her money so you want to

be sparing with the compliments yes well again all this i guess the part of it is just like basic seduction is like okay yeah some of that stuff works and like some of the pickup artist stuff works but it's like um being the like uh getting the 50 year old millionaire chick to sign to not sign the prenups probably where a lot of it falls apart absolutely yeah especially when they kind of i think this is more of a party boy lifestyle where you're like hey i can if you're like mr party boy you have some like essentially a sugar mama this is the dude who we covered a few weeks ago who lived in the van and then remember he met the chick. Yes.

And then he got the house. But he's back in the van. He's back in the van. But she paid for the van. I think a lot of the guys. She paid off the van, though. A lot of the guys end up with a little bit of dowry here and there. But I think if you think you're going to be walking away with this with, like, the big payout, that's probably a little more rare.

Yeah. And it's probably not going to come from the guys reading these blogs. No. No way. Not from love panky love panky's hilarious and then also just because i mentioned the the fat study but it said um this is what the advice to the girl was they go on the thin side i think buh-bye that's what the their advice was to the girl who said that her husband's been mentioning that she basically said she was pretty skinny. She was underweight. She goes, I was underweight and now I'm regular weight and he wants me to go back to underweight.

She says regular weight, but we don't know. The husband obviously liked the weight before. He goes, he just liked the look. I don't see what there is to interpret. He tells you daily exactly who he is. He is as subtle as a wet t-shirtshirt but the effect of his bias on you was masked and you'll buy your never having gained crazy weight um but there is some deal where you're like okay if you date someone and you like the way they look and then they like the way you

look and then you change like completely the way you look it's not i mean it's fine to say like if that's your personality you're like i don't want to deal with that because i want to be in a more comfortable relationship but i just feel like it gets crazy when they're just like this is insane it was like yeah it's not insane that the guy didn't like it obviously depends if she's like yeah i literally gained eight pounds and he's like fucking all over me okay yeah that's probably allowable you can gain sure but yeah you'd have to see it but yeah it's not like it's just not insane yeah like you're just like yeah i mean if you yeah if you want to be like if you want to be on that lifestyle what's

the deal like i don't know are you guys like a health couple and stuff like that but it's like to say like this guy his wife put on a bunch of weight and he doesn't like it you're like like fucking something what the fuck is he fucked in the head yeah most crazy most normal thing to think yeah i guess it depends if it's pregnancy wait but she's not well they started saying the thing they're like well a girl is not a trophy and it's like well i mean even then the guy she's not a trophy then why do i have three other fucking heads above my fireplace huh it's not a trophy but it's a reflection yeah of you you know that's why i'm the guy version i mean if you put on like 60 pounds 60 bringing you up to 350 and then your girl was like you're

getting a bit fake you can you believe her i can't believe this one can you believe her like who would what guy would ever be like can you believe this woman yeah some guys would and then normal people would be like yeah she has a very good point yeah i mean who wouldn't think that yeah and this is the other thing is i think a big part of this is really what is the problem for dudes when a girl puts on like 15 20 right yeah your issue is not so much always like okay this is a problem i think a lot of guys are going to be like it's the same with a stock right you're just like which way we trending yeah see what i'm saying if if it's like oh it goes kind of up and down yeah i think every and then okay imagine you were with

a girl and she kind of puts on a bit of weight loses a bit of weight but you kind of are just like okay yeah puts on a couple on the winter and then the summer gets back into shape she's bulking and cutting yeah whatever yeah yeah but if you're like if you're just like okay the entire time we've been together you put on five pounds a year you're just like you look at the trend line and i think it just makes the trend line broke can handle the weight i think that's the part that's yeah for sure well it's the same with the stock right if you have it and it goes if it's going up a little bit every year you're just like okay i'm feeling good about that if it's going down a little bit every year you're just like okay i don't know if i really want to own this one in 11 years what are we gonna look what's my blackberry rim stock

gonna look like in 2028 gonna look like johnny sack's wife so that's why i think that they miss that entire part that you're looking at the trend line where you're you're not even like okay you know what i can maybe deal with this, but it's like... This doesn't even sound like that so much. Like, I don't know. Again, you can't... You're only getting one side of it, but she's just like, yeah, I'm currently at a normal weight.

And he's mad about that. Well, I guess that depends on what people say. But there's also trade-offs to that, too. Like, I've been chicks who... That depends on, like, who's deciding that, who's decision-making. Right, right, right. But I've been with chicks who are like, you know,

they've been at a, quote-unquote, unhealthy weight in a normal way and i thought they probably look better at the unhealthy weight but then they're probably like mentally were like disasters at the unhealthy weight well let me just tell you a little trade-off sure but i will also tell you there's not an epidemic of underweight women right now dude have you seen some of the fucking anorexia there's a bit of a shit yeah that stuff's weird on like twitter and tiktok and like a lot it almost seems like a troll if this guy's like a fucking literal like deathly ill skinny fetishist then that's a different question right but like in on the there's i saw i think it was on twitter there was like this girl and she's like looks like she's maybe like you know

auschwitz getting liberated like that day kind of thing like i hate i hate seeing those no but it's like it's really and people will say look how is this any different than a than the 600 pound model on the car of evoke they're both equally just on other ends of the spectrum still right like they're both sick they're just they occupy the different ends of the spectrum but then like the comments are like these girls and it almost seems like they're trolls but they're like not the comments are like oh my god like you just look so good like i'm just i'm trying so hard to get down to this fuck off yeah it's like women are really i guess there's a lot of chicks who are like into that but this

isn't like kate moss modeling this is like you know her cheeks are like sunken in i've seen them man it's not good there was one at guelph you remember i do yeah there was one chick like that i do remember i wonder what's going on with her she's probably dead she might easily be dead yeah that was not good no so it's like yes you don't want to be into that no you don't i mean if you were trending that way too you'd probably not like it if i saw if i was dating a girl that was normal and then she lost five lost five pounds lost five pounds lost pounds, you'd probably be the same way. I'd be like, what are you doing?

Yeah, yeah. Getting a little weird. Do you still have a period? Your ass is a bone right now. Yeah, yeah. But anyways, it's fucking crazy. I guess if it levels out. But then also in Finland, they started doing the weighing on the plane thing and it's caused a big uproar.

It's weird. I don't think they're a really fat society No that's why it's funny And it's funny because Finland is also like pretty progressive Yeah they're super progressive Exactly and so they're going to have to be weighing fatties now Yeah but do they even have that many fatties? Well to your thing

Remember before you were saying scale shoes Would be a good way to get a girl's weight Now you bring them on your plane You take them on a trip to the plane yeah i'm the military in the 90s don't ask don't tell but yeah it's just interesting happening in finland but it's this finnish airline and they're basically doing it but people are not happy it's just for the weight of the plane i actually would like that man save you a trip to the scale every time you go on the plane you just fucking get a quick one yeah that's what the carnival guy trip to the scale. Every time you go on the plane, you just fucking get a quick one.

Yeah, that's what the carnival is for. You guys taking the shoes and the rings off. I could see Danny being like, well, obviously, my ticket that I'm holding, that's it right there. Can you please put up the curtain so I can get totally naked like a fucking weigh-in? Definitely, DPs wearing sock shoes to the way sock shoes at the airport oh yeah you gotta travel light okay um so uh patreon.com slash the boys cast uh we're going to announce the when it comes out in like a day or two the bugman versus bugman it's like 90 edited we just don't want to i want to wait i want to wait till it's like finished, which will probably be

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