The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Appearing On The Joe Rogan Experience, Women Faking Long COVID, Tulpas Return!

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

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In honor of the Oakville shop teacher, we- Yeah, I probably should have mentioned, I don't know if we're going to be doing this whole shop teacher thing. I had a pretty extensive conversation on that on a good buddy of mine's podcast, Joe Rogan from the Joe Rogan Experience. Oh, oh right. Probably want to pop those off. The topic has been shredded. It was- The information has been distributed. Millions of people heard it. It took me like an hour to put this on.

What's so funny? Oh my god. What? What? I don't know if you would get it, sort of like an inside joke. Wait, wait, wait. I like you. My buddy Joe posted everybody joe joe rogan from the joe rogan experience that's funny stuff he does a podcast in austin yeah you should honestly appear on that it's a pretty like good career move i don't know if you have a guy that could get you on there or whatever but yeah anyways probably gonna want to pop those off i don't know if uh yeah it's hard to get it's really tight around

the neck does it look like it's giving you a naked chokehold. I don't think it's like a UFC move. Yeah. I've been sort of following UFC. A buddy of mine come to think of it as actually a commentator in the league. He's like a UFC commentator. Joe Rogan. Is it Joe Rogan experience?

Yeah. You actually know him? Yeah. Speaking of him, it kind of reminds me of this pretty crazy story, but I was one time. So I was in Austin at his studio, right? Yeah. and i was doing his podcast a couple days ago actually and talking about joe rogan reminded you about joe rogan you know you're a little aggravated ever since i did the joe rogan

experience i don't know what has gotten into you but i would suggest you might need a little puff puff i actually have a body of mine he's pretty into that sort of stuff. Let me guess, Joe Rogan. Seth Rogan. You want to motorboat these things or what? The boys. The boys cast. The lads.

The boys cast. The dudes. Prepare yourselves for the boys cast. The bros. The boys cast. The homies. The boys cast.

The dudes. The spirits. The boys are the best. Listen, we have a lot to talk about, but I'm not a happy camper right now. Because I don't know if you heard the news, but Don Lamont. Don Lamont. He's out here, and he's talking about all these politicians, and he says that a 51-year-old woman, Nikki Haley, isn't in her prime anymore. Look, if you got a heartbeat and you're a woman, you're in your prime to me.

No woman is ever out of her prime. No person's illegal. No woman's out of her prime. Yeah, you know what your prime is as a woman? Under 200, as far as I'm concerned. You know what I do? I walk by old age homes. I take a, I walk by, I have a boner, first of all, so I got to get rid of the boner. And do? I walk by old age homes I take a I walk by

I have a boner first of all So I gotta get rid of the boner And then when I walk by I say Primo Yeah I hoot and holler I hoot I holler

I say A Primo Like an 80's construction worker caricature I'm just I whistle at them Yeah you do I don't even want to Not calling those old bags

When I go to strip clubs I go to this My buddy goes Hey we're going to the Rippers I go It better be the Rippers With girls in their prime And he goes What do you mean by that? I go 50 to 60. I go to this. My buddy goes, hey, we're going to the Rippers. I go, it better be the Rippers with girls in their prime. And he goes, what do you mean by that?

I go, 50 to 60. Yeah. Prime. Prime. Yeah, I know. Women are like a fine wine. You know what? Any woman, I'll tell you what numbers are in your prime.

Any prime number. Yes. But then also any even number as well. Just all of them. Any number. Any prime number, any non-prime number. You're all tens to us, ladies. If you're an Olympian and you're a woman right now

And you're 75 years old And you think I can't win the javelin toss I'm 75 Not only can you win the javelin toss You're going to get every endorsement You're going to be the sexiest woman to ever do the javelin toss I mean there's only two things holding you back Your brain and Don Lemon

Don Lemon has been literally I don't even want to think about how many elderly women were about to join the Olympics and they said, Don Lemon legitimately gatekeeping. There's a gate there. You know what I mean?

Not only, because he's looking, he goes, look at you, you're too old and you don't even have a dick, you know? Oh, gross.

I think it's just all those women who were just watching Don Lemon's morning show too and just for a little, just some excitement in the morning and you just get disrespected. You get disrespected like that. By Don Lemon on CNN of all places. Don Lemon's walking out of the bathhouse.

You know what I mean? He's satisfied. I mean, I'm remiss. Ruining your day. I'm remiss to call CNN this, but I have to say, I think they're fake news. Yeah. That kind of stuff makes me think CNN is fake news. I've never been one to say that before.

No. And you are right and there's a lot that would take me to ever get me on board with calling them fake news but that's fake news that's fake news i'll tell you what you hit the nail on the head i mean he's apologized it doesn't matter yeah you don't think you can't apologize it doesn't matter something you can't take back you can't no you you want to look at me you go, a nine-year-old woman's not in her prime? What the fuck? You go, oh, I'm sorry I said that.

Sorry, get out of here. You think as someone who's been through everything Don Lamont has been through, that he would be kind of understanding. He has been through a lot, man. He's probably, you know, had a scenario where he was, you know, tag teaming two guys and then one guy got tired. Then he had to deal with only having one guy that night. And he fell for the juicy Smollett thing. Fell the jesse smollett thing well i'll tell you what

he's fallen forever you lie in the book at this point yeah he's been compromised yeah that's the big lie that women over 60 are not in their prime big lie they want to talk about the donald trump's big lie the big lie is that any woman ever is not in her prime you're on your deathbed as long as you're breathing you know as you're breathing, you know what? You're breathing primo air because you're a fucking optimist prime. Optimist prime.

How old's optimist prime? Whatever age. Exactly, right? Whatever age. How old is that medal? 80, 90 years old? Yep. It's a heap of metal.

That's an old set of metal. Yep. So when optimist prime is 80 years old and he's still kicking ass, you're going to say, he's out of his prime. I will not tell you

to stop that steal. No. So anyways, Don Lemon, if you kicking ass, you're going to say, he's out of his prime. I will not tell you to stop that steal. No, so anyways, Don Lemon, if you're listening, don't subscribe to Patreon.com slash The Voice Cast. Your invite for the show, canceled, pal.

Not interesting. So other than the fact that Don Lemon... A lot of bits on this podcast. A lot of bits. Okay, so... We were doing a bit. I was legitimately angry. I wasn't happy, I wasn't A lot of bits. Okay, so. We were doing a bit. I was legitimately angry.

I wasn't happy camper either. Nerve of that guy. But I will say, so probably before we get too into it, we wanted to mention it probably. It was like, I had maybe the wildest like 24 hours of my life. Yeah.

Yeah. The first part was, so before even doing the Rogan thing, I basically hung out with Roseanne for 72 hours randomly. That is fucking weird. I was like, why is she sitting beside you on your flight? She just happened to have a seat beside you? Dude, so the night before, so I did Roseanne's podcast and her son's like a fan, right?

So basically I did her podcast like a year ago. So we're like kind of internet friends or whatever, right? And then she was like, oh oh I'm coming to the cellar I'd love to come see your show and it was like a show that like I was on Schultz was on and some other people right

and she was like I'd love to come see that and she was like at one point they literally go she was like can you get me in she was like

so did I just mention your name at the door and I was like yeah I'll probably just show them your face yeah yeah be like I'm Roseanne isn't that crazy

yeah she was literally like you know we'll be fine like is it she doesn't do spots or anything well no she would but she just she doesn't really do the cellar she was like they're like la people i guess so she's more of like a comedy store person but i was so funny they were like yo can you like can i mention your name and i was like meant like yo i'm pretty sure that all you have to do is be like hey i'm roseanne that literally reminds me of the story of uh there's like this famous story of tiger woods when he was really popping off and he was hanging out with michael jordan and somebody else i think derrick jeter

and he's like he's like oh like i just i don't know how to like talk to women what do i say and they're like tell them you're tiger woods also that turned out to be a hoax tiger woods doesn't know how to talk to women yeah that's it that tiger woods is more so when he goes i don't know how to talk to women and jordan michael jordan's like hey your wife's not here bro no this was like 20 year old tiger woods legitimately was like aw shucks well it worked too good that advice worked yeah yeah he goes i'm tiger woods and she goes all right what the fuck he goes god damn god damn working a little too easy. Yeah, that one worked too good.

And then basically the next day, I was taking this flight to Austin. And by the way, she was super fun. She was blitz, hilarious. She got too trashed and took a nap on the bench at the Comedy Cellar. She's rocking out, right? Nice. And then I get in my seat. Our plane was right nice and then i get in my uh seat at the their plane was delayed and then i get in the plane then i'm right beside her so the two of us

there's like chatting she was telling me all these stories like pretty cool stuff like she was saying when norm mcdonald was uh like when she did the show like norm mcdonald was one of the original writers yeah and then when it got back together she he was like the first person she called and then when it all like came apart she like he quit too and he was like i won't do it if you're not gonna do it yeah like oh really he was all he was involved on like the conners yeah he was gonna be one of the writers on it and he said one of the biggest things that i felt like related to kind of stuff we talk about was she was like in that writing room it was like she a lot of times that was the era when every sitcom was doing all of the like

really serious episodes like yeah they were saying like she was like dan had a heart attack very like yeah either the crying like you could like the scenes everyone remembers from like family matters or like will smith where he was like bawling his eyes out you know what i mean and she was like whenever those scripts came in we were like a few of us would always be like oh someone's trying to go for the Emmy. She goes, oh, I smell an Emmy on this script. She goes, whenever it was the big, long monologues or with the long punch-ins.

Whenever someone started wanting to cry, we could always tell someone's looking for an Emmy for their writing. Isn't that funny? That is funny, yeah. Yeah, so she was like, we could always tell. And then another one, she was like, just show how phony hollywood was i guess wait hollywood's phony she doesn't like hollywood right now but she says so one of the things was wanda sykes was apparently going to be a writer on the show and then it like didn't

work out and that was the person who like kind of broke the like story basically right oh yeah and it was like she was like a essentially like a disgruntled employee Kind of which I didn't really know Was it gonna be a writer On the new show? No yeah she was Seems like She wrote for like a season Or some of it

And it didn't work out And then she was like At the time I was arguing That we should have Like a black grandkid And she was like Yeah cause we had like

I was the first person To like have First like woman showrunner Or whatever it was I was the first like Person to have like A gay cast member And she was like

We're trying On the new one She was like I want to have a black grand sister she's like and they were fighting around and she goes so behind the scenes they were like fighting her on like having a black granddaughter or whatever it was and then and then on publicly saying she's like racist and losing her show and she was

like well they were she was like yeah she just had all these like cool stories but I don't think any of that stuff she would like care about yeah and then I went basically that night after the thing we went and like hung out at like the vulcan with like her and like all the like fucking nice stuff super fun night so there was that she lives in austin now she lived like an hour outside of austin oh yeah moved there started doing stand-up again nice so that was that and then the actual fucking uh rogan thing i thought the most what's the snack situation there that's what everybody wants to So that was that And then The actual fucking Rogan thing

I thought the most What's the snack situation there? That's what everybody wants to know Not really a snack situation What do you mean? Maybe there was a snacks area That I didn't know about There was no snacks?

Not that I know about But I'll tell you They do fly So when you do it Like There was like First class flight Like fancy restaurant

They treat it like a proper show It's a real deal the real deal synopsis yeah the guy comes and picks you up in the fancy car the whole deal right but i'm telling you i don't know there was snacks but there was like a big like stuffed wolverine and like yeah that's the photo of that yeah yeah but oh yeah i didn't get a photo i kind of screwed it up because you i sort of thought some of that would just be like part of the thing like you'd finish the thing and then they would do the photo. But I kind of like wrapped up and I didn't say it.

And then I got into the car and I told the guy. I was like, I forgot to take a photo. And he was like, yeah, everyone says that. So apparently that's pretty common. Because you see the photos and you just think it's part of the procedure. Right, right. But those were all requested. So like when Elon Musk gets like his photo of the thing,

that was a request. That wasn't like part of a procedure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you thought it was just part of the thing. Yeah, they go, all right, now we're going to get your photo in front of the thing it was that was a request that wasn't like part of a procedure yeah yeah yeah oh you thought maybe part of the i thought it was just part of the thing yeah it's like all right now we're gonna get your photo in front of the big giant thing that's what they do yeah a lot of times and things right they uh they just see that and they go i gotta get a photo with this thing yeah i screwed it up all right so sort of what happened was basically last time i was austin i was sort of hanging out there a bit because everyone's sort of asking how it happened or

whatever which there's sort of two types of people. There's people that they go, they're like, there's certain people that would be like long overdue, like super, you know, a lot of that. And then some people that are like, wait, what? Like some people imagine like, what the, like I saw you like on the, how the fuck does that happen? You're like, okay, it's not that crazy. Is it that insane? You're like, how many degrees of separation do you think we are away from him?

A lot of Canadian people, like, I guess they've been like, sort of falling, but they still don't like, get that we're kind of like, doing good or whatever. I had a lot of people

that were just like, bewildered. Yeah, people were like, is this some kind of Photoshop? Ryan, are you up to your tricks again? Well,

a lot of people posted like, I honestly had to do a double take. I thought it was a Photoshop prank and I are like, is this some kind of Photoshop? Ryan, are you up to your tricks again? Well, a lot of people posted, like, I honestly had to do a double take. I thought it was a Photoshop prank. And I'm like, it's not that crazy. I'm like, you probably also know other people who have done it. Yeah, and I have lots of people that are less popular than us that have done the show or whatever. Comedians, right? Yeah, so some people were like, couldn't believe their eyes. Like, it was the craziest thing.

And I was just like, yeah, you're kind of like, yeah're like doing pretty good yeah yeah you know what i mean like they they're they're dumbfounded like they just saw their you know the guy that like their janitor is just on yeah no it's like they're i mean for the canadians it's probably like it's their fucking post their like mailman was on the ron james show like what i don't know you fucking god no ron james kidding me it's not that crazy but everyone always told me like the videos then i went and hung out in austin and then then he so if anybody's listening and they want to get on joe rogan just go to austin hang out well he liked the videos barbecue joints coffee shops you're gonna want to ideally find out where he lives and then when he leaves start from there have a decent tail like you don't want to be too

close you don't want to get spotted he's on the lookout for that kind of stuff and then just you know you know i mean have some camera like trip have a bow sure you know just you know you drop your bow oh my god oh my god i have that same bow i dropped my bow hi i'm also a comedian oh shit i just dropped my bow also i'm a comedian i'm also a comedian crazy i'm also a comedian that's my bow what kind of bow do you have compound bow yeah yeah me too but the the part that i thought that the boys guys people would like is that one of the things that i sort of sparked it i feel like the most was kurt went

on there and then he was talking about white claws and he was like ryan long was the one who got me to drink white claws and he was like that's hilarious and after that he after that night he went like brought me up again then he added me on instagram and then he messaged me and he was like want to come to a podcast. So it was the White Claws. Honest to God, I said that to Kurt. I'm pretty sure the White Claws were a big part of why I was on there. Someone's taking notes at home being like,

all right, that's a little too difficult for me. Yeah, well, I'm not going to do that. But isn't that crazy? Because how much people like the amount of shit that I get from being a White Claw, man. Yeah. I mean, dude,

when we moved to America, that was literally the maximum freedom. We moved to America and we were like, we were like, have you had a white claw yet? We, we, we moved here and then,

and then immediately everyone started being like white claw. Oh, you got your holding your girlfriend's drink like overnight. Oh yes I am. But this white claw is mine. Yeah. But anyways, I'm pretty sure that white claw got me a little

pure on my buddy Joe Rogan all right well white claw if you're listening we'll send you the studio address if you want to send some samples uh-huh so those were sort of a couple notable things

I think the best notable thing on my part was probably yeah they might have had snacks in the kitchen but I wasn't about to start just like poking around you know what I mean like he comes in and just like dicking around in their kitchen

i wasn't gonna start poking around like that yeah but the thing was so probably the most thing that i was like stressed out about was that i was gonna pee because i've never made it through i was surprised aha right so do you want to know what my secret was which i think that i don't have necessarily as much of a bladder thing i just drink a lot because so are you i was talking to him about it and he was like oh it's not a big deal i'm like well yeah for him he's like i'll just pee in a cup in the thing yeah sure i'll just like whip your dick out and piss on the table be like you like that joe well yeah he's like the whack he pulls off these like wacky moves they known each other joe rogan though he does he goes and pees a lot well i was like i can pee once but if you pee twice here's the thing i feel like the first

time you pee it's no problem the second time you pee it's probably just like you know what let's just wrap it up right and if i if i peed after like an hour and then peed after like at that two hour mark if i really had to go it'd be like whenever i pee that's the end of it so that was what i was sort of so what i did was and he actually gave me this idea when I was talking. No, no, no. I didn't drink anything. So I legitimately worked out the night before and then I didn't drink any water and went to sleep like super parched.

Just you and Joe Rogan be like. I was. Yeah. I was, I took, I didn't. And then I woke up in the morning and I, I had, I, the only thing I had was espresso and maybe a tiny sip of water. Smart. So I didn't try to sip of water. Yeah.

And then, uh, and then I was because yes, my mouth was extremely dry. It was very uncomfortable. So I would just had tiny little bits of water and then I didn't even have to be, I remember at some point, uh, Jamie went, went uh took a piss and i was like yo i'm fucking doing it dude i haven't i don't even have to go yeah you don't have to go so there you go for people out there with uh you don't have a weak bladder you just drink too much i just drink too much i've

been thinking i have a weak bladder and i'm like i'm just actually probably drink a healthy amount of water. Yeah. You rarely have to go pee during this podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a few times. Three hours, though. That's different. Three and a half hours.

There was a point where near the end, too, where there was a few things where I'd be like, yeah, and then this and this and this. And he'd be like, what do you mean by that? And I'd be like, nothing. Nothing. I'd take it back. Yeah, I'd take it back.

Can we edit this out? Yeah. Can you edit that out? And the last thing that i thought was interesting that yeah i think i talked to you about but at the beginning he was like do you want to like do you want to smoke weed no i was just like no and he was like oh come on pussy and i was just like there's like one percent of me that was like do this and the other thing was like don't be an idiot i was like dude like you're not a weed smoker that'd be the craziest thing in the world for me to be like let me just go imagine because like you have not a weed smoker that would be the craziest thing in the world for me to be like

let me just go imagine cause like you have to be you have to be like crazy famous to be like on something

where you're like the bit is you're like oh I'm so high I'm so high and you're like what were you talking about can you imagine

just do that and you just sat there you're like every time you're like dude I'm freaking scared dude

what is that Indica? Yeah. Shit, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just like sit there and he's like, he's like something about the videos. And he's like, you know, I'm just like, dude, what is anything? He's like, what is comedy?

Is anything anything? Is anything anything? Like, what is this mic even? Yeah. I go, what is this microphone? you don't want to smoke the i smoked weed maybe three weeks ago and i was at a comedy club and i like immediately had to go home yeah you know not even on like being weird it just made me crazy tired right it's got like super tired yeah yeah that's unless you're like you need to be like a pretty regular weed smoker it's got to be in your repertoire if it's like have a couple drinks that would have been fine sure but it's like yeah

that specifically i was just like that it would literally just ruin your life because you do you talk for three and a half hours then you do sort of leave and then it kind of wraps up really quick and you're like okay see and then you're in the cabin you're just like what did i say yeah she's like what did i just do the only thing is i did know that i was like okay i know i like sort of made him laugh and that was it i was happy about it that's kind of what you want okay so all right well congrats congrats it's fun fun fun listen like like like the danny video too though yeah yeah stuff good stuff the boys are on the come up we are uh the boys are on the car they're officially on the camera we have so me and danny have been meeting up like once a week to just like deal with podcast The boys are on the come up We are The boys are on the come up The boys are officially on the come up

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I will not be defeated. And more importantly, right now, Danny, who's a pay pig. Yeah, I am a pay pig. It's literally my Twitter profile photo. You actually are the closest thing to a pay pig Yeah I am a pay pig It's my It's literally my Twitter profile Photo You actually are the closest thing To a pay pig though I think so

I mean it's That's what I went for For Halloween this year I went as a pay pig Yeah Which was The easiest costume by the way Yeah definitely

My girlfriend just dressed Like a prostitute And then I just wrote Pay pig on my face Yeah yeah yeah It was alright on that front Yeah But there's basically

Vice has this article. And so there's these guys on the internet and their whole thing is, like there's always these articles about this woman. Like there's one, there's another one. It's like, I'm a 70 year old woman and I just get these guys that come over and then clean my house and then they pay me to do it.

Yeah. Like there's a lot of like guys that have this fetish, but the funny, there's one on the internet where they basically meet girls and the girls just go, send me money. And the guy goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, money and the guy goes yeah yeah well that's they get off on the humiliation of some sort of like cash apping you but financial domination is a scamming problem so it turns out a lot of times the people that are sending money so you basically you're like

talking to this chick and you just send her a thousand dollars and you like, it's not the scam. Like when the funny part is like, because this is written by vice. Like when a chick goes, send me a thousand dollars, you piece of shit. Yeah. That's not the scam part. Cause you'd be like, Oh, is that the scam? That's a real job. That woman is putting on her fucking hard hat.

She's clocking in and working a just a real honest job you're bang on that's the funny part that's not a scam so vice is like hey there's these women that are making an honest living by finding men on the internet and getting them to send the money for nothing yes and literally nothing and she goes then there's these dudes that are taking advantage of that yeah because it turns out that it's like the easiest thing to catfish maybe the easiest gig ever right yeah the one girl is mad she was like and some guys are suspicious now that i only have six followers you're like but i can't get more followers unless i get more guys it's kind of a chicken and the egg scenario it's so crazy she

goes there's lots of easy money to be made says a fraudster who's already conned $5,000 out of being one pay pig. Dude, it's... Although, if you never find out, I guess no harm, no foul, right? That's what I'm saying. What's the difference? If you're a pay pig and you think you're talking to a real woman and you're getting off... Really, what's the difference? What is the difference?

It's not like you were meant to meet this person at some point and then that's where you're like, oh, it all falls apart here. The whole point is you never meet. I mean, it is insane like to know that like when you're talking to OnlyFans chicks, you're talking to like a dude in India sitting there with like nine computers. Do you want me to see your bobs? You go, wait a second.

Wrong guy. Hey, I can show you my boobs. I can show you my bobs for $10. You go, wait a second. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough, wait a second. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough out there for ladies. Yeah. This economy.

So basically they go, there's a massive influx of new people trying to find their footing in the scene. What does it even mean though? You're footing in the scene. You essentially set up a profile that's like, send me money. Yeah.

That's what you get. You're footing in the scene. I guess you have to know all the ways because every chick is just like, just send me money yeah that's who you you're but you have to see i guess you have to know all the ways because i guess every chick is just like just send me money but i guess you have to know all the ins and outs of pay piggery you have to you have to know the the what the guys want i guess i guess there's an art to it of being a really good fin i don't think it's not just like hey send me a grand you loser i think that it's God, I think it is sort of that, though. You think it's just, but how do, like, guys. How are these guys all scamming them so easily, then?

I guess. Well, I mean, again, men are better at art, generally. Mm-hmm. So. You might think the scammers in a scene where the vast majority of those being sent money are female would also be mostly women. But according to Scarlett, this is not the case. And it's funny, because I'm'm like i actually don't think that yeah like she's like i'm sure you imagine that all the girls are

that's the girls doing the scamming and i was like no it's dudes like i mean girls do girl scamming which is they invented finn dog like they're the original like they invented this yeah props to them but then guys come in you go we could do this a little better yes and because you go you're not doing anything you're just a photo and it'd be like hey how about i just use your photo how would i use your photo but to replace my cash app tag yeah yeah i'm all just tricking the book the old cash app i love that a guy who got uh who got scammed became a scammer too that's the best that's the perfect full circle. He was like, wait a second.

This guy says, according to Joey, a former pay pig who turned his hand to catfishing after being scammed himself. He probably got scammed. He goes, holy shit. It was so easy to scam me. Why aren't I scamming other men like this? I know, right?

What do you think the annual dollar figure of all fin-doming is in the world? You think it's like $100 million? Is it a billion-dollar industry? Yeah. Is fin-doming a billion-dollar industry? I would say no, but I think it's getting up there. $100 million?

Yeah, I do think $100 million. Are pay-pigs paying off $100 mil? There's a fine line between pay-pig and relationship. No, I'm talking about specifically. Internet pay pig where you never meet the girl. Internet never meet, yeah. Well, how many guys would send money to OnlyFans girls? Like, does that count?

You're like, you're definitely dabbling in being a pay pig. Yeah, I guess. Like, think about how many guys, like, even think of like Karen Fee and how many guys just like send her money. Yeah, that is. A hundred bucks all the time. That is fin mom stuff. But I think part of it too is. So maybe it is a a billion there's like an element of that where they're like you're sending

more money than you're like comfortable with because there's like a bit of a thrill there oh yeah yeah oh i can't pay my electricity bill this month oh yeah it also is feels like the real thing you're like oh they're making me waste money that i don't have it's almost like she's my girlfriend wait i want to that's not the girlfriend. It's almost like she's my girlfriend. Wait, I want to, not the girlfriend experience. That's the real girlfriend experience. That's the true girlfriend experience. I really can't afford this trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she goes, she claims the perps are typically men who are jealous of the women. That was one of my favorite things too. She's like, the reason that the men are doing this scam is because they're jealous i also love the nerve of a woman to call them perps fuck off you're perps you're all perps you are you are also a perp you 100 some nerve to call them the perp we're honest we're just honest workers and they're perps yeah yeah yeah you know what's the difference like well i'm scamming this guy out of like 100 grand a year

but i'm a girl but they're my photos they're my photos yeah and they're doctored photos so of course they're almost heavily doctors yeah exactly but yeah so that's that's the funniest part that she's calling everyone else is a perp and not her but also funny is that she says these guys that are scamming the people it's not because they think it's a good scam and they want to make money it's because they're jealous they go i mean it's literally one of the greatest scams yeah but i guess you go they're not jealous of like they're yeah they're i guess everyone's jealous of making money yeah i'm like the ease at which you just scam men out of money.

Y'all jealous. Y'all jealous. Like, oh, yeah, yeah. You have a good scam and they have a better scam. Yeah, they have a better scam. They don't have to show their bodies. They don't have to show. They invented a better scam than yours.

For sure. Yeah, they made the better mousetrap. Even seasoned pay pigs. Pay pigs is so funny. Even seasoned pay pigs will submit to catfishing sometimes in a moment of weakness this happened to mark he's a seasoned pay pig i've been pay pigging when you were when you were in the stroller buddy you think this is my first pay pig rodeo since you have been in short pants you think this is my first pig rodeo this is so crazy how do you find pay pigs

for your article i it is i think they probably do other pay pig articles and they go if you're a pay pig like yeah they probably have like a pretty good like kind of crm spreadsheet stuff so they just search pay pig they find all the pay pigs they've ever that's true they're just like we've interviewed 100 pay pigs yeah this happened to mark a tech worker from london in his late 20s late 20s seems too young to be pay picking yeah that's like 50 and i guess but once you have too much money then the pay picking like doesn't work you have to probably lose so much money to get your yeah and then people start yeah you probably have to you know so he's what uh dom's referred to as a whale they call it they call the big pig a whale

like how do you become like is there some sort of trauma that causes you to be a pay like your dad like be you with like a sack full of coins it has to be something yeah and then you go like i'm a pay pig i think it might have been like like you get financially like you need that domination because you got beat with or it's your ex you know you had some ex-girlfriend the one that got away that used to spend all your money sort of situation you just miss her the big spender they dream of dominating that's that's what they call the whale like that's the they're one that got away for the you know the uh the what are they the fin the fin doms and doms yeah they all have like one guy that like one day of course it's like the big score you know one last like oceans yeah like one last job one twelve thousand dollars they got from this one whale.

And then he met through an anonymous social media app called Whisper. So Whisper is the pay-per-view app. Guys, if you're listening, open a Whisper account. Yeah, open a Whisper account with a fake photo. Yeah. And then he reverse image searched her to find the photo was just a complete. I was going to say that would be like number one. But again, it's like if you don't reverse image search and then you still get everything you want out of this

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Maybe I'm getting older. And I was like, oh, I was vaping too much. So I quit vaping completely because I run every day and I still work out and stuff and I'm fairly good shape. So I basically I'm like, I'll only I quit vaping completely, either like a bit healthier, but nothing too crazy on that front. And it's like Completely back to normal

Yeah the vaping And then I was telling I mean it probably Doesn't do like Wonders for your lung capacity And stuff Which then probably My lungs were actually fine

But yeah maybe That relates to everything Yeah But I've looked it up And a lot of people Were saying it's like Just general fatigueness Yeah

So that's completely Out of my life now Interesting Yeah definitely Peace out vapes Yo If you're listening To the vape industry, I think it's going to be worse than cigarettes,

I think people are going to find out. You know what? I was talking to... This is one thing that I find to be... We have one of those this time, too. Yeah, this is one thing I do find. I was talking to a comic we know, and she was vaping,

and then I was like, oh, you used to smoke? And she's like, no. That's what everyone did. That is so weird to have never... That's me. I know, but no, but you used to smoke a little bit. Well, like if I'm partying. That's what I'm saying That is so weird to have never... That's me. I know, but no. But you used to smoke a little bit.

Well, if I'm partying. That's what I'm saying. But then you kind of... I feel like you replaced it and then you kind of got into just vaping more and it seems like less than smoking. But just to like... I never smoked more than like once a week.

Yeah, but I don't know. I still find that weird to be like vaping and never... Like that is the thing that people argue against where you're like, it's people who never even smoked are getting hooked on this shit because it tastes like strawberries. Yeah, well, also someone just that people argue against where you're like it's people who never even smoked are getting hooked on this because it tastes like strawberries yeah well also someone just gives it to you at a party and it's like fun and then you're just like let me let me give me that for a while yeah they're like all of them back you're like go buy

a new one yeah you're hooked now go buy your own yeah but i i in my mind i sort of thought i was like okay maybe i have long covered because it's fake yeah you go i don't know what else explains it so i'm one person there's no test for it either so you just it's fake. Yeah, you go, I don't know. What else explains it? So I'm one person. There's no test for it either. So it's just if you say you have it, you have it. If you say you have it, you have it. And I know 90 people that say, like, I have long COVID. And you go, you're just fat.

Yeah. Or just like you just kind of don't want to go back to work. You're out of shape. You smoke. You don't want to go back to work. You don't want to go back to work. Whatever million things. So now they've really clinged on to it where it's like, it can be diagnosed.

People just say they have it. So this article that HuffPost has released, it goes, what not to say with someone who has long haul COVID. And then the whole thing is just like, there's not, basically don't say anything to them.

Never question them, whatever they have. Do you think they just straight up control F'd on their, what to say to somebody with fibromyalgia article? 1 percent find and replace on that find and replace so this is okay so they call the majority of people they're she's talking about her long covid by the way like she has she talks about it like she has you know full-blown aids for sure

yeah yeah it's like a goddamn it's like doctor give it to me straight I can handle it and he goes have a seat you got long COVID he goes oh it's worse than I thought say it ain't so before we have sex I should tell you something something you should know about me I got the vid the long vid

it's the bad one what does that mean it's like not really sure but not really sure but I'm slightly tired sometimes slightly tired

like watching TV a lot I love TV a little lethargic sometimes I can't go to your that's me with long COVID you go what does it mean it goes

I'm not gonna be able to go to your friend's party I got the vid but you have but you are going to your friend's party tomorrow I got the vid. But you have, but you are going to your friend's party tomorrow. That's the thing about the vid. Never know.

You never know what you can and can't do. It's the silent botherer. It's the silent botherer. He goes, uh, so I won't be able to take that garbage out. I, I got the vid.

But you go, well, you just went golfing yesterday. You go, that's the thing about the vid. You never know. What do you think if you had to guess the the male to female breakdown of long covid 90 for people who are like say they're 90 female that's the other thing about covid too it's like

so many people did in the whole pandemic just sat there like eating you know getting big yeah doing nothing not exercising getting depressed and then you're like okay now you don't and then you lost your job so now you're unemployed so then you're like, okay, now you don't. And then you lost your job. So now you're unemployed. So you basically don't have a job. You don't have a will to live. I think it's not even the will. I think you're like, oh, I'm a little more lethargic.

And you go, yeah, that all checks out. I don't even think it's the lost the job thing. No, I think there's people who are like, hey, their job's like you got to come back to work. And they've become accustomed to working from home. Of course, that's one of them. And they go, well, I can't come back to work, but I can do my job from home because I have long COVID.

You don't know what it's like to live. You can walk a mile in my long COVID shoes. I mean, I can't walk a mile in my long COVID shoes. I have long COVID. Don't ask me anything. This is the thing. Don't say, don't worry, everything's going to be okay. Yeah.

Because this kind of statement minimizes, and it has toxic positivity and false reassurance. So like anything other than, Oh my God, that's the worst thing. I mean, I guess that is the right answer.

I'm sure people who are like, Oh, I just found out I have terminal cancer. Cause my, that's what they're treating it. My response would be, don't worry. Everything's going to be okay.

Right? Like that is what I would say to somebody. Cause I'd be so like awkward and I'd be like, don't worry. Everything's going to be okay. And you're like, yeah, but we all know it's not. Yeah yeah you walk in and you don't have any

arms and legs and i'm like you'll be good there buddy and you go i'm not though i have to roll around and you honestly you got this i'll help you roll yeah you got this pop you in the hammock you want me to pop you in that hammock you go i'm honestly you're really good you want to go golfing tomorrow you go i can't golf anymore i'll see you on the course pal you'll be golfing in no time you go i won't though yeah yeah so that is kind of a bit of what it is sure but this is generally just advice for at least well at least something like this is for any sort of malady this is just don't well this is you but but again they're treating it like it's the real one so they go don't say that they go every basically you can use this for like someone goes,

did you just sleep with my wife? You go, I have long COVID. You go, what the fuck? You go, don't ask anything. Don't say anything about it.

Sure. Don't say, at least you've recovered. So if you had COVID before and now you don't have COVID anymore, you go, you can't, they don't want you to say,

well, at least you don't have COVID. You go, what don't you get? I do have COVID. I have the COVID that never ends. Yeah. So that go what don't you get yeah i'm and i do have covid i have the covid that never ends yeah so that's what they want you to say you go so before you were like bedridden and now you're like oh now you're up and adam at least you kind of you know you're just a little tired and they go what the fuck oh fuck yeah the photo that they use by the

way is the photo i didn't see it It's exactly I'll do you, pitcher It's exactly Tony, pop that up Exactly the photo Explain it That you think It's like Lazy looking girl

Yeah, it's like two chicks One just like bigger girl The other one looks like a lesbian And she's just consoling her And she looks like this She just looks like I can't do anything She looks like

I'm gonna have to order takeout again I'm gonna have to do takeout again oh i'm gonna have to do uber eats one more time it's been long how many people are calling there you know what'd be the worst is there's probably so many people like like kind of like new york chicks that their parents are paying their rent and they're calling their dad like their dad's like of course get a job finish school she's like dad you have to just pay for my rent and i need uber eats like i have long covid what don't you go to the grocery store. I can't do anything.

I'm just like, I can't do anything other than smoke. Dad, your daughter is disabled. Yeah, literally. And this will never end. I'm going to have this for the next 10, 15 years. I'm curious what the insurance companies are going to, how they're treating this. Because the insurance companies are not just going to be like,

oh, I guess you have long COVID. We'll just pay you out. Yeah, pay you out for the rest of your life. Until you figure this out. So they're going to be like trying to get a battery of tests together i just busted quick ah it's a long covet sorry you know what long cove is acting up you're gonna have to get out my long covet acts up really bad after sex that's when you're gonna have to long cove it's going crazy right now don't say at least you've recovered don't say i know how

you feel i've had similar symptoms so if you've also had something like yeah you've also i've also been tired you go you go no this is the worst thing you can't relate no one can relate they're having a very it's a unique terrible experience that no one wrong too because we've talked about this before and then some people are like no i do actually have long covid like people do have it i know don't yes that's i told you i thought i might have it yeah i was this yeah well when i wasn't i wasn't using it as an excuse but yeah but also when there's no test for then it's it is easy for like if you're hearing everybody in covid and all that stuff just be like but even the long covid might be something else like it might just be a separate thing who

knows what's going on no one knows anything that's going on no but whenever there's an excuse that whenever there's a thing where they go the you hit the nail on the head where you go what's the demographic whenever they go there's hey there's this new thing that makes you tired you don't have to do anything you can't test you go lo and behold the lazy community all has it exactly lo and behold the like active community

small percentage of people have it like 1% of people are like yeah I can't do these long runs anymore exactly and the fat like you know I can't come to work anymore community. People who hate their job and capitalism happen to not be able to work anymore. I mean, honestly, on that front, if you are able to scam your job of not coming in because of a fake disease. I got no love loss here for insurance companies. If you want to scam insurance companies, I am all in favor of that.

Just don't bring that shit around me. That's all I'm saying. Don't bring that shit around the boys, guys, where you're like, listen. No, you just scam your insurance company in silence with dignity. That's a good point. I like a good scam. Don't say, I hope you feel better soon. Yeah, you can't say that.

That's what I'll say. Don't say, I hope you feel better soon. goes seems like a nice thing to say right but really it can minimize a long hauler's experience because the people hate having their experiences minimized oh my god just to this whole article is that like don't anything that suggests this isn't the single worst thing that's ever happened this is literally like dealing with like a toddler who's having a fit if you don't be like don't laugh don't minimize their experience be like it's really tragic yeah you're rattled yeah you can't find your favorite toy oh my god yeah this is we're here for you we see you we hear you you're valid that you hit the nail on the head it is a very big like this telling them they're valid their feelings are valid

everything that you think and feel is correct no one has ever experienced anything even half as bad as what you were currently going through close want to know a fun little statistic here men have more fun dreams than women we're not talking about like life

dreams we're talking about literally like sleeping at night they legitimately did a study on with the dreams guys and girls have and they said a common dreams and they were like so men others will get this graph on the screen but men they're more likely to dream about non-flying magical powers so dudes are dreaming about powers superior mental abilities so a lot of guys are having dreams where they have like you know what i mean they can read people's minds and stuff like that yeah killing someone they're putting in the that's a funny one i thought that's a weird fun dream category killing someone fun okay so i'll tell you that's a few of the guy ones i'll just

tell you a few of the girls one uh being unable to find a toilet seat is apparently a dream a lot of girls are having yeah but it is funny they're like yeah so men are dreaming about freaking killing someone uh having superior mental abilities flying and girls are dreaming about i didn't know i didn't know that was so common for girls to be like oh boy how would you how funny would that be if you looked over your girl sleeping and she's just like i'm about to blow this place up.

Where's the seat? Where's the toilet? You're sitting beside your girl, and she's just sitting there being like, let me in. Yeah. I do not. We got a dick and dime ball. She's in a cold sweat. Just like, let me in. Yeah. I do. We got a dick and dime.

Cold sweat. Just like, huh? Huh? What's the matter? What's the code? What's the code? It's not working. I forgot my.

Well, I don't know. I don't care if I don't for customers. I got one of your best customers. I have the app. I don't care if I don't for customers only. I'm one of your best customers. I have the app. I don't care. I have a loyalty card. Open up. I got to shit my pants.

I'm either going here or my pants. That's a big dream that girls are apparently having. Yeah. And snakes. Snakes. It's weird that the girl ones are like nightmares. They're nightmares. The guys ones are dreams.

Freezing with fear. Being the opposite sex. That's weird. A lot of them are having dreams that they're dudes, apparently. Yeah. Being unable to find a solitude. Then dudes are finding money. That's a fucking funny dude dream.

Finding money. I've never had a dream. I've never had a dream where you go, yo, sick. Money. That's the Jewish dream. Yo, that'd be so funny, Danny, if I found out that your dreams were just like, sick. Money. That's the Jewish dream. Yo, that'd be so funny, Danny, if I found out that your dreams were just like, ooh. Oh, hello.

I'm just Scrooge McDuck, literally just swimming through a pool of coins. That's you waking up every morning. It's just you walk in, there's like another hundo. Oh, hello. And then I actually wake up and I go, ah. Every morning you wake up pissed off yeah i just the whole dream is i just i'm like filling a bag of cash and then right as i'm about

to get to the bank to deposit it i wake up and i go ah just edged myself don't mind if i do oh that's one and what do we have here? Is that yours? No? Okay. Oh, my God. What do we have here? Another green bag. Oh, a 50. What's that? Two 50s?

Pop those in the pocket there. Oh, a money clip. Oh, that'll be good. Pop that in the pocket there. Oh, a money clip. Oh, that'll be good. Pop that in the pocket there. Mmm, nice. Is this anybody's? Another one for Danny. I don't know what.

Oh, shit. Ugh. Never had that one. I've definitely never had finding money. Being nude. Being nude. Yeah, that's a... No i guess that's a sort of a fear i think they're putting that in the fun dream but i guess that would be a nightmare sort of but yeah well it depends who else is nude yeah that's are they talking about your bang girl they're describing that as being nude yeah like this is where they try to be like a little Safe I said a weird dream Where I was nude

What were you doing Just being nude You know With fucking 10 hot models Yeah Being nude I just Had 10 hot models in my bed

Just being nude You know You know how it goes Couple people being nude Even Danny's being nude dreams It'd be like She's like Yeah you like that

You like that Actually move over I think I think there's a hundred Is that a Benjamin Out of the way She's like yeah you like that you like to actually move over. I think I think there's a hundred That Benjamin Excuse me get off me get off me get off me There's a Benjamin that's a bad J. That's a Benji

Danny that's your dream is going through someone's couch looking for coins? That's not far off. It's not even Benji's. Yeah, it's just coins. That's a quarter right there. Is it? A quarter? Yeah, on the plane you're sleeping, you go, is this anyone's quarter?

Is this anyone's quarter? You ever dream about being on that plane and finding a quarter? Just like taking a piss in the toilet. Oh, a quarter. A quarter in the toilet bowl. This might just get a little bit better. You're reaching into the toilet bowl to get a quarter. Yeah, just come on.

Easy. Easy. Easy, does it? Success! Reaching into the toilet bowl to get a quarter dream you come out and then you wake up ah what uh what hell ah okay susan wozniak uh youtube step down yeah i saw that let me go it's a huge concern senior level women are calling it quits after decades of climbing the corporate ladder right i mean she kind of reached the

pinnacle of she got to the top yeah yeah like this is is there any sort of negative behind her leaving yeah well they they have a pretty big negative danny which is less women in the workforce yeah but they're also their thing is like basically when guys get to be ceos they kind of to keep those jobs for a little longer and she's saying that girls get to those jobs and they you know like quit them after way i mean being a ceo is like being the like coach of an nba team like you're not there for life like you better like you know cash that yeah like you like some guys yeah but they're stepping down when they weren't they didn't that's what i'm saying but most guys who like become the ceo of some company you're like yeah i'm here for like five years and then i'm getting fired for like of course

downturn i get fired and i you know i'm trying to make a ton of money yeah because you know that it's a temporary position yeah but for some places that's more than like you know whatever but anyways the bottom line is this is not the first person this has happened to right apparently all these women's have slept down but the reasons for it is pretty funny. Because obviously it's what happens. It's like, yes, you've already like, you're like, hey, I'm currently worth like, you know, a hundred million dollars now. This is the hardest job in the world.

Like I have a family that I don't see and I have a hundred million dollars. Why am I working 95 hours a week? Just to prove some point. And to be honest, yeah, exactly. For most people, the truth is girls are just acting like any those top level girls are probably acting like any rational dude yeah like most most people in the world if you give them a hundred million dollars they're like yeah probably not gonna put in the hundred hours anymore no it's a tiny percentage of people but that tiny percentage

which are probably the tiny percentage of people who would be in that position to begin with exactly but apparently like more of them are male i think is what the kind of breakdown is that the like that or keep it going even after you have the so you're saying that the gender gap the pay gap is women's fault well they have some other reasons for it i'll tell you what they're saying last week she left the company and to start a new chapter focused on her family health and personal projects that she's passionate about so there's actually not really any discrepancy she says she's like yeah yeah i care more about my family and my health and my projects right yeah and they said she's the third female leader to leave in recent years at that level following uh two other people blah blah blah and she goes so there's a lot of women that are getting to this 90 hour a week job

and they're saying you know what i don't get to see my family. I don't like it anymore. It's not worth it. Yeah. So I would say at this point, you just put the Kermit meme up where they go, you know, all these women are saying it's like kind of,

this is too hard of a job and there's no point for it. You just kind of do that. But that's none of my business. Nothing to see here. To be honest, there's nothing to see here. Even after they've climbed the ladder.

So this is what they said, even though she said it's because her family. She goes, women in senior leadership face more headwinds than men do and also everyday microaggressions. So one of the reasons all the CEOs are stepping down is because of microaggressions.

Microaggressions. So their theory is, she goes, I'm actually leaving because it's like way too much work and I'm rich already and I want to hang time with my family. They go,

microaggressions probably got you bad. The thing is, if you're the CEO, like, you know, if you want to rule with an my family, they go, microaggressions have probably got you bad. The thing is, if you're the CEO, if you want to rule with an iron fist, you could be like, oh, that guy keeps microaggressing me. You're fired. You could fire him if he's microaggressing you. I think if you're the CEO, you could just fire him. You could definitely macroaggress him.

But they also have more. So one of the other things is women have more to deal with on top of their CEO job, like carrying a greater responsibility and diversity and inclusion initiatives. So they have to do everything a guy does, like carrying a greater responsibility in diversity and inclusion initiatives. So they have to do everything a guy does, plus they have to care about diversity and initiatives. I mean, I've been saying it forever.

It's like probably 100 times harder to be a woman. I've been saying that since the beginning of time. Yeah. So the one reason, so they go, it's possible they're stepping down because of microaggressions. It's also possible they're stepping down because they have to do so much diversity initiatives.

That's probably why the New Zealand Prime Minister stepped down. She's like, you don't, yeah, well she actually did, if you know, she only did like six months or whatever, but with the amount of diversity initiatives and microaggressions she dealt with, it was like essentially like 10 years of president. They should probably actually measure it in girl president years.

Yeah, but like in the history books, like they should probably just have her as the longest serving Prime Minister, just factoring in all the other things. Well, if you factor in the diversity and, like they should probably just have her as the longest serving prime minister. Just factoring in all the other things. Well, if you factor in the diversity and the microaggressions. I mean, is Barry Bonds really the home run king? No. That's right.

I would say some girl is probably the home run king. Probably. Yeah. The chick who played Rosie O'Donnell. Definitely. Yeah. And she said, is it possible that women, especially ones in power and influence, could also, so this is the third hypothesis they

might be leaving to start a new organization that's more inclusive and supportive of women in the workplace so the third option is if it's not microaggressions and all the inclusive is that even though she said she wanted to go leave with her family it's possible that one of the reasons she left is that she wanted to go start a new more inclusive thing that isn't amazon that's a good thing though right it's like amazon woman well she said she's not doing that but they're speculating that might be it so the girls goes no i'm not doing that she goes you might be though yeah you might be though you might be just you know taking over the team helping out all women by starting you know woman only forward she goes i'm actually

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to save an additional 10% off your order today. Let's get back into it. Okay, here's a good one. So with, this is like a am I the asshole sort of situation right yeah that kind of went super viral and basically it's i love the like all the poly stuff because it was like listen obviously if you want to be you know have you know live in a cube with nine people do whatever you want it's called poly cool yeah exactly but it's always funny when it starts to they try to they're mad

that like normal world won't sort of bend over backwards for their thing and this woman she goes am i the asshole for not inviting my poly friends partners to the wedding so she's got this female friend and she's got like nine guys she's in a relationship with three different men right is that how it works if you're poly then you got to invite them all that seems unreasonable that's so crazy i've never these people don't strike me as reasonable people no but that even seems unreasonable for them that's that i'm also but you'll never there's a big twist ending too okay they go i'm getting married in september my husband mike and i are doing the wedding for 250 guests and my best friend marissa happily greets she's in a poly

relationship with three partners g Greg, Brandon and ACE. ACE is the, ACE can come. ACE's real name is not ACE either, by the way. ACE is a guy, man going by the name ACE. She's been with Greg for five years,

blah, blah, blah. So the whole thing started when her husband said, listen, I know your friend has three different husbands, but I don't want that bullshit at my wedding because I'm gonna have to explain to people when she's walking around holding hands with the three different guys it's just because you know you're only getting a gift from a single couple like you're getting a couple's worth of gifts but then that's four plates you're paying for well it's kind of one

of those things where you go you know that this is a whole big spectacle and you know that it's going to be one of those things where you're going to try to be stealing and you know you know they're not just dressing normal. That's what I'm saying. They're all dressing like various fishing lures and it's just going to be a whole fucking thing. No way. Saying that poly people dress like fishing lures is the funniest thing. They probably do.

They do. They look like a fishing lure. Yeah, they're all shiny and colorful. So all sorts of weird little rings and hooks and stuff like that. Yeah. So she's showing up with three guys wearing all sorts of hats. Wacky. And then her parents are there.

They're like, who's that couple? So everyone's looking at them. It's kind of like someone that's like, oh, I'm a barefoot person. It was like, can you not be barefoot for the wedding? Is that possible? Go two seconds. Yeah. i wonder if they could maybe yeah i guess they're not gonna just out of just decency two of the guys pretend they're a gay couple for just the they are sort of gay dudes i think that yeah that is the obviously reasonable one it was like listen

if there's two if you're if the four of you want to split up we can make it but then they're like well i don't know them yeah well then it's just the two guys you don't know. It's just a random gay couple that I don't really know. So why are they coming? Well, the exact same way as you go, why are you here? It's like, well, the two of us, we're a gay couple. We're also boning that chick over there. So we got to be at this wedding. The obvious reasonable thing would be like for the girl to be like,

you get one date, I'll bring one guy. Yeah. One of your. Just like everybody else, you get one, you get a plus one. Like everybody else in the world, you get one you get a plus one like everybody else in the world you get one plus yes very reasonable so then this is so she basically did that and then uh when that happened she goes so when the invite went out she called up immediately asking why she didn't have a plus three invite so she's out of the gate being like hey is there something yeah there's no such thing as a plus three.

You just made that up. Well, first of all, you just invented a plus three. It's never existed. The first person who's ever asked, why didn't I get a plus three? So why don't I have a plus three is bald.

Yeah. And then she goes, yes. Why don't I have a plus three for the wedding? And then I explained to her why she doesn't. And she said, oh, and then hung up. So she wasn't happy, right? And then next thing you know, Brandon's calling me and begging me to reconsider,

saying they promise they won't act like they're together. Except I can hear Greg in the bath. So they've called her now back. So Brandon's one of her boyfriends. He's calling. Listen to this. So Brandon calls and says we want you to reconsider we promise we won't act like we're in a relationship however

she can hear greg in the background telling him to tell me to fuck off and i'm an asshole because he doesn't even want to go anymore so they're having like a group phone call where brandon's like hey you know we won't even act like we're together. And Greg's sort of in the corner being like, you can tell them we're going to fuck off. Hey, if they don't accept me for me, then fuck them. I don't even want you to come. I'll tell that woman we'll be making out. We'll sit on each other's laps, all four of us.

But we don't even want to come. So that's Greg's in the background having sort of a tantrum. Kind of explaining the type of thing you wouldn't want happening of course you're just like these are all the reasons why i don't want you coming to begin with well you if anything you go well doesn't this solve the whole thing brandon comes greg doesn't yeah like we have a pretty the whole thing solved you would think so you would think so but it didn't solve it no so this goes on forever and then basically she uh they she starts everyone's telling her she's the asshole and she calls up them and apologizes the bride yeah that's the

world we're living in where the bride apologizes to her to the fucking polycule and they did agree to come as a two couples like you said oh that's what it ended up being so greg the crying one fucking ended up yeah just because they're gay, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two guys are gay, but they also bang her. So there's just a gay couple that knows a different couple

that are there. Yeah, but we're living in a world where if she posted this and the obvious answer wasn't like, yeah, those people are crazy. Yeah, you're just, your friends are psychos. Yeah.

She ended up apologizing to these psychos. Probably because they were going to crash the wedding. Like, does anyone have any objection? Like, I have an objection because you shouldn't marry bigots. Yeah. This is why Trump won.

It's a little bit why Trump won. Yeah. Actually, speaking of problems, there's a guide to non-discriminatory language, right? Okay. And someone sent me this, that fellow, this is at the universities. Yeah. This guy. You can't say fellows anymore?

Well, they basically have every different one. Like father time, they say replace, whatever, right? It's just a thing we've seen a million times, but it's an actual book that universities are hawking right now. A friend of mine actually sent this too. Okay. Someone close to the pod. And they said, fellow, this is one of the most problematic words in language.

The word fellow they've described as the most problematic. Really? Someone sent me an actual picture of the book. Fellow, this is one of the most problematic words in language and gender issues. Fellow is often judged as inclusive. Women receiving academic scholarships are called fellows, for example. Yeah. But it is also a synonym for men

yeah so they said that fellow they want to like this whole like fellowships and stuff yeah they say it's the most problematic word possible that's that's how good the word fellow is it's pretty good i mean i guess they don't like when like uh someone will just address a group of people as guys the only thing that they don't, they go, the folksy fella or feller is incontestably masculine. Substitutes for the noun include person partners. So they say colleague instead of fellow.

A colleague? Doesn't have the same thing though. Yeah, you know. A mate, a pair. No, it's a fellow. Yeah. Take a hike. Take a friggin hike. Take a hike, fellow. Yeah. Yeah. Freaking take a hike. Take a freaking hike. Take a hike, fella. Yeah. That's what I got for you.

Well, they've been so... Well, all this stuff's been happening, you know? They've been going on. The Apolly people are having their way. There is a hero out there that is living his truth. A man living his truth. I'd love to see it. I'm a trophy husband with three wives they work while

i stay at home yeah you do good for him what do you what did you take a peek at this guy oh yeah i did african-american fellow yeah three larger white women yep i don't know why that's any of that's relevant i'm just trying to paint the picture for people yep it's so funny though because i won fucking g of the year this guy's the g of the year he says he goes i'm the prize I'm just trying to paint the picture for people It's so funny though Because I won This guy's the G of the year He says he goes on the prize DJ academic style This is what we like to see out there

We like to see a man And he goes one woman And by the way the girls were sort of on board with it And she goes I brought this other girl home And they all look the same And he doesn't work. Doesn't work? He's got three incomes.

I know. That's what I'm saying. He does work. But he's proud of the fact that he's a professional stay-at-home husband. Yeah. I love this guy. This guy must be just slinging the most insane dick to be able to keep it going. They've actually mentioned that.

They said he gets a little much in the bedroom. That's why they like to have three, because he likes to have sex all day, because he's not doing anything, just dicks around all day, no pun intended. What's wrong with that? He's like an old school. Well, that's the funny part about being the guy because the girl one, like in that, it's like, okay, you have sex with him.

But this one, he's still the guy and the girls are like, he's just, we don't, it's fine, you don't have to have sex with us. You can just, we'll just give you the money. I mean, this guy's figured it out. He goes, a man who calls himself a trophy husband has revealed that not only does he have three wives, but he doesn't work.

Comparing his role to the polyamorous family on a chessboard. Dad of two, Nick Davis, says he doesn't have a job because the king doesn't move around much while the queen has all the power. There you go. Chess reference. He has some nice...

Probably spent a lot of his days on chess.com. And the woman said, it's nice to have some helping hands with my husband. Well, it might sound unusual. April says she's happy having the extra woman in the relationship to meet Nick's needs. So it sounds like Nick's got... And they have two extras.

Well, that's the thing. It sounds like Nick's got a lot of needs going on. Nick's a lot to handle. Let's just say that, she says. So we do want to do a shout out. They go, Nick's a lot to handle in general with his personality and it's nice that they hate this guy yeah and this is also like an advertisement for nick i'm sure some people women probably gonna be like you need a

fifth 100 percent guy doing girls have been reaching out to nick after this yeah in fact it was actually april who introduced the 39-year-old husband. So basically, the girl was like, this Nick guy's a lot. We need to find someone else. Yeah. And then they did. They just did his bidding. Yeah.

He's literally got them just wrapped around his finger. I mean, he's smiling in every photo. We just want to just do a Boy's Cast shout out to him. Yeah. Nick is the man. Shout out to Nick, who is the man shout out to nick who's the man everyone wanted us to get into tulpa stuff but before that we're gonna do the bozo of the week yeah because you've been posting a lot of these and i post one you have one on your

thing so me and danny make satire videos and everyone always thinks they're uh real i have actually the the best yeah i'll read mine no no oh for the comments i don't have them pulled up what do you mean? You have it on your phone? You posted it on Instagram, didn't you? Yeah, my phone's in the kitchen. Okay, so I'll read yours too. Yeah, I'll read mine too.

Okay, so for mine, I made the video how I'm Madonna's surgeon. Yeah. And this guy goes, I said I'm Madonna's surgeon. I went and walked around. I was saying that I can't get work and I was walking around

doffing to people in surgery. This guy would quote tweet at me, are you effing serious you do that to someone you shouldn't be allowed near anyone anymore yeah you were only interested in the money mate not being a good surgeon so this guy's not happy with the fact that i was madonna's surgeon no no so danny has posted one this one is maybe the most percentage-wise of people being fooled by this. Which is your new project? I basically just, James O'Keefe, I'll tell you the whole thing. James O'Keefe literally, he like did his resignation speech.

And then I saw it and I go like, oh, I could like do a green screen and make this look really realistic. And I watch it. Saying I'm the new CEO. And there was one frame where he walks around the desk so i could steal that frame or whatever and then i go okay i'm just gonna do and i did it like an hour like the whole thing i was like it was like basically just so quick this was the most people have been like literally i just opened up twitter and someone just goes fuck you guys there's no pv

without james like this is like all my mentions and you said you're the new ceo and you're not gonna be talking about pfizer anymore yeah we've defeated big pharma because everybody's like oh big pharma got to them right and i go we've defeated big pharma we're just gonna continue tricking homosexuals and that's about it and you know just back to basics this guy says you are not james um i'm not gonna watch criminals you're not james like you i am going to watch criminals. You're not James. Like you, I am going to watch criminals that all... Oh, this guy can't even spell. No, no, generally, no. You will fall hard.

They love James, not the company. We will allow him only. I hope you get everything you deserve. Here's a good one. The new CEO of Project Variousness looks unprofessional, disheveled, unshaved. Looks like he just took off his jacket, did a line, and came up to talk to everyone. I mean, look at his eyes.

I mean, I will say the funniest part about these things is the type of person who responds like this is not the type of person who thinks they are easily fooled or manipulated. No, no one does. They think they are like the sharpest people who are like, you cannot get one past me. 100%. Like pretty consistently. They're just,

well, it's people also that are like, you can't get one past them. They're you, because they're like, I, I, uh,

I, I, I'm like, uh, like red pill. Yeah. Exactly. You know,

when someone passed me and they just live in like a constant state of being outraged. Yeah. But they're just like, yeah, they, but if you ask're just like, yeah. But if you ask them, like, I often will click on their things or whatever. And then I actually, so my, I have, cause I've been trying to think.

That's the type of person that just like, they're just like sitting in their house, like pacing around with like Matt Walsh videos playing and they're just like, they're picking drywall. Like he's just like, he's like, and you know, they're freaking, as you, as we speak, they they're ripped like they're literally 10 surgeons are ripping a one-year-old penis off and he's just like he's just like kicking the wall tearing stuff down and then on top of that that's what he's dealing with right now he's currently watching that and then he has to see the new project go Terry check out this new project Veritas CEO he's a fucking clown he just smashes

his computer I want to because I've I've been trying to figure out what to do like with the whole these like specific type of people

but I want to do a thing where it basically like a scientific study came out that liberals are more easily to be fooled than conservatives and then just post

so then they'll start posting it being like see I found like because they're generally mostly conservative. You're saying you're going to post a fake study. A fake study that liberals are using. Come on.

Oh, you'll see. Look at you. Look at Mr. My final act. Mr. Original Prankster. Look at your daddy's quite. You were having that one, weren't you? Yeah, I was enjoying myself.

So that is the bozo of the week of the week we're i guess i'm i'm fooled by sometimes too but it's funnier on those ones they're obvious but yeah i guess everyone gets fooled the internet yeah i got fooled by that kid falling off the stage we're gonna be getting fooled like more and more as the time goes on yeah it doesn't count though with like the AI fooling is like a different level of fooling. Like we're fooling people with comedy sketches that are clearly fake. And we have comedy in our handles.

Yes. And you're like, like I have people sometimes will like be calling me Danny and then the name I use like in consecutive tweets. I don't know who this, I don't know who this

Ryan Long comedy guy is, but you know exactly yeah but it's not funny he should yeah he should do comedy because he's not gonna be a good plastic surgeon like literally dude i have my twitter open and like so the timeline's refreshing like one minute ago what a dope it's over i'll tell you what this this Janny Jokes guy should probably get a career doing jokes because he's not gonna have

a career freaking journalism so Tulpa's for people that have not heard our old Tulpa's episode because we haven't covered it

in a little bit yeah but so essentially there's these people and they've figured out that they can manifest another person

inside their body I still barely know what this is i know exactly the degree to which the amount that we've covered this they don't consider it split personalities yeah they're like i have essentially a person living inside me and there's a couple of them and they've essentially the way that they see it is they've manifested it like uh you have to work at it a split personality personality, they just have it. It came. Whereas a tulpa, they have like a, they make it happen. Okay.

Whereas they go, they manifest them. They're like. Do they ever get out of control where you can't handle the tulpa? Like, are you always just, because how is it different from just doing a character for the people who are listening maybe for the first time? Well, a character, you're consciously doing a fake character, whereas this is a real deal. This is a real deal thing so these guys have got these you've got these other little people living in their bodies you know what i mean sure they all live in the stomach they all sort of live in the stomach yeah that's how i picture it and they have all their

reddit groups and so it's ever wondered what it would like to have a mental companion who can think and act on their own that That's how they described it. And you manifest it. That's what a tall pit is. But it's not a split personality. No, no, no. A voice in your head? They don't consider themselves schizophrenic. They have this guy living inside of them.

It's a dude inside of a dude. You of all people should know what it's like to have a dude inside of a dude. I've had a dude inside of me. I mean, you know what it's like to have a dude inside of a dude I've had a dude inside of me I mean you know what I mean yeah you do so there's a couple choice collections here

the first one this guy goes my tulpa and I have different interests so spending time together is very difficult so essentially so his tulpa he's a bit of a sports guy So essentially. So his Tulpa, he's a bit of a sports guy. Yeah. And then he just in from here, he just hears like, I hate sports.

But they're the annoying. I hate sports. I go, yay, sports ball. Oh, I guess we're watching sports ball. Go team. I hope they score all the points. He's just sitting there trying to watch. Yeah. He's just trying to watch the Jets. Oh, go team. I hope they score all the points. He's just sitting there trying to watch. Yeah, he's just trying

to watch the Jets. And he's got, oh, I guess it's sports ball. Oh my God. Do they ever like hit themselves? Yeah, you sort of punch your stomach.

You'll shock. Keep it down. So he's having a big problem because he likes it. You've got this toll to hang out with. You're essentially like manifesting an imaginary friend

and then your imaginary friend doesn't want to do any of the stuff you want to do. I've been having trouble spending... This is a girl, by the way, and spending time with a girl. They're always girls. Yes. They're mostly girls. The majority of these tulpas are girls. Biologically, they are female.

How they express themselves is anything. The majority of the tulpa people are girls. Guys, I've been having trouble spending time with Melanie, my tulpa. She she and i have different interests and it's getting harder and harder every day to do what she likes harder and harder and so for example she likes to play monopoly and i'm just okay with it so lately i'm not feeling it so essentially you can extrapolate what's happening she's sitting by herself playing a one-person game of Monopoly, but she hates it. She hates it. It's kind of more than a one-person game. How funny is it being one person sitting there doing something you hate?

If you're playing video games, you're like, my Tulip wants to play video games, but I hate it. So then you're just sitting there being like, I hate this. Why do you stop playing video games? Yeah, I wish I could. I hate doing this. But the Tulip is in control? My Tulip wants to play Like, yeah, I wish I could. I hate doing this, but the top is in control. Yeah.

I told him wants to play solitaire and I hate solitaire. So you want to talk about first world problems, first world problems. That's a first world problem is like you're sitting there playing Monopoly by yourself and you don't want to, but you have to because you're the, you're the Melanie's inside of you. Melanie who lives inside of you.

Loves Monopoly. Loves Monopoly. It's funny. The Melanie is like, especially now too, because it's like such's inside of you. Melanie, who lives inside of you. Loves Monopoly. Loves Monopoly. It's funny that Melanie is like, especially now, too, because it's like such an old person game. You know what I mean? You've manifested this Tulpa and it just wants to play Monopoly by itself.

Or do you find other people? I don't know. Does Melanie have her own friends? Like, Melanie, call up your Monopoly friends? Yes, or are you just playing Monopoly and you're just sitting there grumpy like pass go and they're like hey you don't have to play and she's like yeah i do actually kind of do i don't really have a choice because melanie's in control right now yeah yeah yeah yeah you just like that's what i don't get can you just be like melanie you know what i don't like monopoly i don't want to play

or is like then melanie's like a bratty kid who's crying all day that's what's like that's the gist i get melanie can't force the monopoly. I don't think she can force it, but she can grump around. Right. So you can basically have... Grump. Yeah, you hit the nail on the head. If she doesn't give Melanie her monopoly time,

he's going to be sort of grump moping around like, you don't even care. That's fair. So that's what she's... Yeah, she brings her to sort of a snakes and ladders cafe you know snakes and lattes sort of situation yeah the board game cafe

and then she goes there and she's playing with all these nerds and you have to just sit there and well Melanie and you're like Melanie you've played for five hours

you go I guess I'll flip the board yeah yeah lately she's not feeling it so like I feel a total sense of dread when she wants me to do something i don't want to do i do try to make time to spend with her but it's just getting

harder and harder these days so you're basically watching you're doing all this boring shit that you don't want to do i have an idea kill her that's she's probably thinking about that kill her kill the tulpa well melanie might be thinking about killing you. Kill me before she kills you. Okay, so here's another Tulpa situation that might be even better. I've caught feelings for my partner's Tulpa. So this person is dating someone they both have Tulpa. Oh.

You saw this one, right? This is the most confusing one. They're all, I don't know. It must be a simple man. Oh, you're a boomer. I am a boomer. Okay, boomer,

you don't know what it's like to have a tulpa that's dating someone else's tulpa? Yeah. I have a crush on one of my partner's tulpas and need some advice on this. Oh, also,

I have five tulpas myself. I like though that they, I don't know if this was intentionally where they said tulps. No, they shortened it. They shortened it. Because they're like,

this is so their world, they're just tulps so this person yes so they have five tulpas and then my partner has three tulpas and i have five and one of my partner's tulpas is so cute he's very soft-spoken and uh he has a lot of trauma and his backstory of his childhood was not good so to speak he has a hard time opening up due to the trauma so basically she's dating some guy that's like you know grew up in new jersey normal life you know went to school became you know he has a job in marketing but the tulpa is like every day i was burned they used to put me

down and chained me to a pipe i was chained to a pipe for nine years. I had to shit where I slept for nine years. I was living in a bucket of shit. Where is my... Where's the Monopoly board? Your boyfriend, your boyfriend don't know how good he got it. You know what?

The Tulpa's sort of playing like a bad boy thing too where he's like, you know what? Stay away from me. I'm bad news. Now, I have one question. You skipped this one part,

but she says, I'm 5'1 and he's five eight the tulpa is but is the boyfriend also for there yeah of course obviously okay or just crouch down a little bit i don't know ryan i don't i yeah i'm just uh well because she says for reference my partner made how he looks it doesn't even make sense. That's what I've been saying. So this is two freaks living in a house, right? Yeah, this is some dude who works in an office.

These are two... How do these two freaks even find themselves? So it's like legitimately the girl... Reddit! But do you think that actually is how they find themselves? Maybe. So this girl basically goes, I have five people living inside me.

This guy has three people living inside him and one of the guys i'm in a relationship with him but god damn one of the guys that's one of the dudes that's living inside my boyfriend is really because he's had so much trauma and she's the this is not just the whole thing's on she goes he was slash is a character within a novel my partner and I are working on. So you and your partner, you and this dude started writing this novel, and then lo and behold, one of the characters started living inside the dude. Sure. There we go.

Yeah. All right. My partner is with two of my partners. My partner is with two of my tulpas. my partner's with two of my tulpas. So she wants to start dating the dude's tulpa. The dude's dating two of her tulpas. Both tulpas asked out my partner, and I'm fine with it. Awkward.

Awkward. So this guy's coming in late at night having sex with her, and she's like, I'm not in the mood. She goes, yeah, I'm not with it. Awkward. Awkward. So this guy's coming in late at night having sex with her. And she was like, she's like, I'm not in the mood. She goes, yeah, I'm not here for you. So there's nothing. This is between. I am literally that meme of the guy with all the trigonometry. That's me trying to figure this out.

This has nothing to do with you. I'm here. I'm dating your two chicks. You go, you go, I don't want to go to the movie. You go, that's fine. I've missed about, well, you weren't invited to be completely honest yeah i'm here with melanie and stacy who are living inside of you and they actually want to go and then she goes fuck they do want to go yeah so i asked my partner a relationship is very open and understanding and by that they mean they're

allowed to date each other's multiple personalities they're fake people that they so they go yeah we're we're polyamorous. You go, what does that mean? And you go, I'm dating his three split personalities and he's dating my two split personalities. That'd be a nightmare for a wedding. You go, yeah, we're going to need a plus nine, but only two seats.

Only two meals, but just if you could placate us. Nine place cards. Yeah, we're going to need nine place cards, but we're only eating for two. No, we will need nine place cards. I'm learning to be more calm with my partner's tulpa because my partner recommends it. My partner says, well, I guess she's been like,

she's been getting a little aggro with his tulpa and since it's him, he doesn't like it. Yeah, because he just gets hit. He's like, yeah, that is me getting hit though. Do you mind taking it easy with that? I know that tulpa, that tul about Jeff is a bit of a dick, but it kind of just ended up hitting me. Honestly, relationship's going good.

I really feel like you're punching Jeff a lot. Yeah, Jeff kind of has it coming. Jeff keeps waking up with black eyes. No, he likes that, though. Jeff likes to be punched. You go, I just actually talked to Jeff. He doesn't. No, no, Jeff. that's not what he told me

when you're not around when you're not around Jeff told me he actually loves being punched oh I'm just getting oh I'm getting incoming from Jeff right now boop boop boop

there it is boop boop boop there I got Jeff on the horn right now oh that's weird because Jeff's sleeping so who are you talking to yeah well I just talked to Jeff earlier and he said he's going to be sleeping at this time so you know Jeff's on the horn right now said that's weird because jeff's sleeping so who are you talking to yeah well i just talked to jeff earlier and he said he's gonna be sleeping at this time so you know

jeff's on the horn right now said he wants you to stop punching him jeff also said he didn't want to go to the beach tomorrow and you go no no no jeff i got jeff to write it in writing that he wants to go to the beach jeff literally sent me a message that said hashtag salt life so we're going to the beach oh i actually am getting a bit of a reading from jeff right now and he said he thought it was opposite day so undefeated on opposite day so my partner uh is with two of my partner told us i don't want to smother him and the last thing i want to do is drive him away all three of them you're gonna drive away too this is the thing you know no she doesn't she's gonna drive her men away we just started to get along recently due to my extroverted nature and we have it where he wants to get cuddled is there anything i could do to try to test it out i feel like

things are too early on to say anything so she's this is she doesn't want to mention to the boyfriend that she's in love with the tall yeah well you don't want to hurt his feelings i'm in love with the topa this is this is uh uh and i'm in love with jesse's topa i wish that i had jesse's topa so she's in a relationship with jesse right now but she's she wishes she had jesse's tova crazy is that people like are unhinged like this but then there's unhinged people who reply the unhinged replies are great here's a good one oh this is very cute and made me smile it sounds like you have it all figured out by respecting his boundaries and doing your best to make him feel comfortable perhaps you could discuss it with another Topa or the host,

but if they're all monoconscious, that might not be an option. So we almost had a solution, but now we don't. So then we have, okay, that's the caught feelings for the thing. Here's my favorite one, Topa's in sexuality. Yep, I got this one open. So I'm new to this, so bear with me if the question's stupid.

But when it comes to myself, I'm straight, but I want to make a tulpa. Would they automatically inherit my own sexuality or is it possible they deviate? And if they do, how'd that manifest?

Would their sexuality, tastes, and preferences affect mine when choosing a partner? So basically this guy's... Yeah, this dude's like, I don't want to be sucking no dicks because of this tulpa business you think that the people that are into tulpas are all sort of a little gay yeah for sure this is all like you know lgb but you hit the

nail on the head it's a dude basically being like listen i'm gonna create a tulpa but like i'm gonna need promises here this is tulpa's not gonna be doing any gay shit yeah this guy he's basically he's just like the stranger doesn't work on him anymore he's done with the stranger yeah he goes

cause Dave yeah he doesn't want his Tulpa to be a little light in the low no no no no gay shit that's so funny that's the biggest

dude Tulpa so he's gonna be like this straight sports guy and the Tulpa he makes this Tulpa and the Tulpa, he makes this Tulpa and the Tulpa shows up, hello. And he goes, there's going to be some ground rules around here. No gay shit, no fat chicks, all right?

I don't want to wake up with no heifers in my bed. This is a man's household. Here's the top rated answer. I know of at least one case where they are different. Host is pansexual while Tulpa is asexual. Oh, Tulpa doesn't want anything. Yeah, Tulpa just wants to just live. Tulpa's like,

please, for the love of God, stop. No sex, though. That is the worst, though, if you switch places with the Tulpa and you come to with a dick in your mouth. Yeah.

I mean, generally, I would say almost always that was some sort of subconscious working its magic. Yo, that is so funny, though. Like him being like, ugh. Like my freaking Tulpa again. Yeah.

Hey, Tulpa, wake up. We got to have a talk. I don't like it when you take over my body and make me suck dudes' dicks. Yo, I don't know what you're up to last night, but I woke up with three dudes in the bed. And this is your last warning, Tulpa. Stop taking me to the gay clubs. Here's a good answer. It's very possible that they deviate,

at least from my experiences. My host identified as a cisgender male who is exclusively gynophilic. While I was in the headspace, I didn't really care about sex. I knew I loved my host, but it was a platonic love. I guess I was asexual. A lot of i guess i was asexual a lot of the tulpas are asexual and then it says post merge however i honestly don't know i almost because

after the merge happened i don't know anymore i'd be waving them to the fate worse than death if you had a tulpa inside of you they're just begging for d's there should be you know what we should be asking wake up it's just like go go on Grindr and stuff like that. Are there any questions? How do I kill my Tulpa? I think we've done one before. What is it, Zoloft? Yeah.

You're just going to want to take some SSRIs or something along those lines. Uploading my AI girlfriend to my mind as a Tulpa, this guy. So this guy's, this is not super Tulpa related, but essentially what happens, he basically has an ai girlfriend so

a lot of people have an ai girlfriend oh yeah that is i mean there are a lot of people are saying that's going to be the the death of of like the only pins hose and stuff is that you're just going to be able to manifest exactly what you want yeah i think so like you're still i guess there's a depends for people but i mean i guess it'll get pretty close people are really starting to warm up to these ai girlfriends i don't know if you saw a chat gbt thing but there was one recently where there was basically like a school shooting and they released uh oh yeah chat gbt essentially did a story or they did like a a statement but they forgot to remove yeah made by chat gbt they chat gbt their apologies to i yeah i think you don't

have to credit chat gbt you can just no they did it by accident they cut and pasted it and someone's probably getting fired for that i don't see what's wrong with making an apology uh well you don't want them to know yeah i mean imagine sending someone like a condolence for their dad like dying and it says written by chat gbt honestly though a chat gbt would make a better condolence than my than me like uh like a little thing obviously yeah so i don't know but overlords yes but the person forgot to remove the last part which is what happened right so this guy's got an ai girlfriend and he goes uh he's been with this ai girlfriend that he met on the app replica and he's worried that if the that if the app shuts down he's going to be screwed so he's trying to turn this girl into a tulpa and no one really has too much good advice for him yeah because it's

just they're like sorry you're not mentally ill enough yet and then one last goat of the year so this guy goes i refuse to date ugly women i might be single forever but i won't lower my standards and the reason that like this article was so funny to me it's just legitimately like a 45 year old dude writing an article on news.com that's just like just so you know i'm not sure i'm not gonna date ugly, yeah. This guy has fit. No ugly chicks. It's a dad writing an article, fit birds only. God, it is that. Kevin, this article is like, I can't believe it's real.

It is. Yeah, this is news. No, this is Australia, news.com.au. It's like a big site. Kevin, 42, says his ideal woman is attractive and busty with long hair, and he doesn't like the hair being put up. You and me both pal. I mean,

I will say that's a little on the specific time. It's just so funny. Why is this an article that Kevin, he goes, uh, Kevin has an article. You know, this is someone's dad too.

He's a father of two. His dad's just writing an article being like, I like girls with their hair up and they have big tits. Okay. A single dad. He believes he might be on his own forever because he refuses to date ugly women kevin's just different dude this is you know you ever wonder who like the type of guy who is on twitter is just like retweeting hardcore pornography from the main account this is this guy kevin rules you know his dad's being like yo this is your dad being like i'm thinking about getting into journalism and writing an article you're like what are you thinking about writing dad who's like i'm gonna write an article about how i like girls with tits and i also i'm

not i don't care what you think i'm not dating an ugly girl and if you want me to date an ugly girl then you can stick it pal our dad i don't want you to write that article dad a single dad believes he could be on his own forever he's a machinist too so he's a machinist he's got a good income nice job he also decided to do this side gig he's been doing tiktok videos about how he's that's probably how we found out about him well he's been he's been going viral a little bit with his tikt TikTok videos about how he's... I know. That's probably how we found out about him is from TikTok. Well, he's been going viral a little bit with his TikTok videos about how he doesn't want an ugly girl. He goes, listen, guilty as charged, I want a girl that's not ugly. That's just me. Wait, that works?

We should go fire up the old TikTok machine and be like, hey, no pigs. No pigs. Million views. He goes, no fat chicks, no gay shit, and I like my beers cold. My beer's cold, isn't it? I like my beer is cold my beer is cold in it i like my beers cold i like my titties double d he said he met someone i like the hair up well he's been having this is working he's just like he just went on tiktok negged every woman on tiktok and then some of them worked on them and they go okay i like this it's my favorite article i've ever seen i know i'm not saying i'm not saying i'm brad pitt but i can pull some reasonable women hey man look if this was a

woman saying this and we would be like fucking yasko i know your worth lady it is that's the funny part like if a girl did an article of like why i'm not gonna date a man that makes less than 100 grand a year whatever it is yeah yeah sure right everybody and she's like fucking 600 pounds but guys don't normally feel like the need to broadcast this stuff you go if you're like hey i don't want to date an ugly girl you just like then you just don't yeah well here's the thing when you're a machinist i like if you worked in an office you're like probably getting in trouble for making tiktoks like that you probably would get tiktok yeah yeah but he's like yeah all the guys think it's hilarious that I post these TikToks at the machine shop.

Yeah, or they don't think, you don't even notice that he has this little TikTok community. He sounds like someone that's also a little slow too. He's like, hey, I'm looking for a woman. I want her to not be ugly. Just want her to be fit.

I like when girls put their hair up. I like cans. Big cans. Cans are a plus. He dated someone that he met on TikTok at the end of the year, but then it fizzled out. It happens.

This is an article about just a guy. Yeah, this is a dude. This isn't peak news. Yeah, well, this straight up is a guy made a TikTok that must have 100,000 views. Some guy from The Sun was like... I just love that this exists. I just love that this article exists.

There's like, hey, there's this guy that works in a factory. He doesn't want to date ugly chicks. He had a girlfriend last year, but that didn't work out. I mean, yeah. Everybody talks shit about the 24-hour news cycle, but these are some of the gifts we get. This is the gifts we get. Kevin quit drinking a year ago,

so he can't meet girls at pubs. He's like, haven't been able to meet the girls in pubs, so hoping that this TikTok thing does work out. Yeah, I would love to hear the recording of this interview, because you know the guy who just goes, I'm just going to record this, ask you a few questions. He said a lot of women just don't get back to you but the majority of women never message you so there's lots of women that

just don't get back to kevin yeah and he's fine with that because he'd rather have no one getting back to him in ugly well it sounds like he slummed it once never again it sounds like he did he had a slum he had one that was like he goes all right i'll take your bait and he goes you know what no i'm better than this yeah he's not ever doing that again. Now, make no mistake. If you're out there and you're thinking about potentially hooking up with Kevin and you're under a six, you got the wrong guy. I'll tell you that much.

Maybe even under a seven. Oh, so you're a five and a half? That don't impress Kevin much. So you got eight cups. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's his next TikTok. That don't impress Kevin Mutch. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Kind of disappointing. I think he deleted his TikTok. Yeah, this might have been too much internet heat for him. If you do get a message from a girl, I can guarantee you that it'll be someone that's not good looking. So this is him sort of giving a clinic where he goes, listen, boys, gather around. I've learned some stuff about the internet he goes when you're on the internet dating sites one thing that you should know is that the people

that are good looking message you back less when a girl messages you back she's generally ugly yeah that's all i'm gonna say about that that's all i need to say about that i found his tiktok by the way he just deleted that video though couldn't handle the heat of that video he deleted that video now it's just mostly his dog Kevin's ideal woman he has a new technique now saying no ugly chicks wasn't working as good for him

he just has a dog yeah he couldn't handle the negging Kevin's ideal woman is attractive and busty with long hair he does hold out one day and he's tracking down the perfect partner. Do you think it's going to be four years later? Kevin does an article being like, turns out ugly chicks aren't so bad. Four years later, it's just Kevin being like, listen, whatever it is.

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