The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Are Male Feminists Better at Sex? w/ Danny Polishchuk

Episode Date: March 19, 2021

Me and Danny answer the age old question - are male feminists better at sex? in a crossover episode in miami.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. But we don't end forever. But we don't end forever. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a very special episode of the boys cast, punching down podcast, combo, remit, boo, boo, boo, boo. We've got a whole boardroom, as promised. I definitely said that it was going to do something. Actually,

to be honest, I said that we're probably going to go to the beach or something like that. Well, we, we, we ran that. We were yesterday. We were like,

we should go to the beach. And then yesterday was like 88 degrees or something. And we're like, yeah, we just give me hot as fuck. We're doing a podcast on the beach. We'd just be sitting there for two seconds and be like, yeah,

wrap this. Yeah. And the thing is, Ryan's pretty like, I'm like, I have a decent tan going on. You just cook. Like you would just be like yeah wrap this yeah and the thing is ryan's pretty like i'm like i have a decent tan going on you just cook like you would just be like so sunburned like your fucking ginger shit i got so i went to the beach um like three days ago and we were it was me and jane and we were there and for about i would say we were there for an hour and a half

and i didn't bring headphones or anything so i was literally just sitting there on the beach this is what happened. She, the girls, she's like on the thing, just like lying there. Yeah. Do you guys have chairs?

Do they give you chairs? No, you can't get the chairs. If you want to get the chairs, you have to sign up for the, like the people that live there. Oh no, no.

So the place I'm staying at, they're just like, we have chairs. You can just take, that's very nice of them. Yeah. So I basically for an hour, I went,

I lied there for 20 minutes and then i went swimming for four minutes and just by myself so i'm just sort of splashing around and then i went back lied on the beach for another 20 seconds and then i went back to the pool or the water ocean whatever you call it and i went back lied on my thing and i was like okay how much longer are we doing you're basically like i've done everything that there is to do at the beach i did all the events i sort of bopped around yeah you, you could do everything. You maybe go for a walk sometimes. I did.

That's a movie. You go, we'll walk up the beach for 10 minutes. That's exactly right. Just check it out. And you go, okay, so I got exercise. I got sun, water. And you're like, what else do I do here? Yeah.

And then so basically, and then I go, okay, well, okay, let's wrap this up. And she's like, I'm going to be here until six. And I'm like, it's two. So I go, okay, I guess I'll just leave. So I just left. And then I was like, okay, maybe I'll walk around Miami by myself. I walked around Miami for eight minutes. I go, what is my life?

What are we doing? You're not even like a cool part of Miami to be walking around. Like the office is like, this is where the cool part of Miami to bop around. No, I was bopping around. Okay, so I got the best article, which is sort of a throwback article that someone sent me. And this is, it's basically the big question is, and you know, everyone's been asking this.

I'm not the first person to pose this question, but are feminist men better at sex? Yes. And. Consensual? Well, I thought that you were the best person to answer this question too, because, well, you're a notorious good fuck.

People don't know this. So when Danny was dating, Danny's girlfriend at the time, I was friends with, I was doing stuff with her friend. Who used to, who she used to date. Okay. Yeah. Like that's, that's the one big secret that people don't know is my ex-girlfriend and Ryan's ex, like, whatever. No. But, like, they used to date.

So, basically, what happened was I was sort of talking to this girl first. How does that work? What's the story? I'm about to explain. No, but I'm saying. I'm about to explain what happened. Basically, I. You had my girl.

You had my girl sloppy seconds. That's not. It actually went the other way around, though. That's the thing you're missing. I was doing stuff with the one girl. And then she put my dick onto your girlfriend and then you took my, then you transferred my dick from her, you basically sucked my dick. Oh.

Because if you think about it, that's the order of occurrence. Honestly, Miami was the place for me to find this out. Alyssa put the dick to Kaylee and then transferred Kaylee to your mouth was my theme. Is that how that went down? Yeah, I think you might be right. And the other thing is too, what you don't realize on that is my dick's been in tons of dudes' asses.

So you also transferred all the poop. Wait, you're trying to say that when I was fucking dudes at the bathhouse, you might have been fucking some of them? So basically what this girl said was, she goes, oh yeah, apparently Kaylee says Danny's the best fuck she ever had. And I did what unsolicited.

You guys were like literally making fun of me. And I was like, and I was like, so everyone basically, yeah. And as the legend has it, that Danny walks into the room, hard hat,

lunch pail. If you ever see a girl walking funny yeah just assume polish job that's what happens so yeah um but this is a this is a throwback article and there's a second part of it too but the first part and why feminist men are better at sex so they're already sourcing what's the source of this do you know this was a vice magazine oh. Oh, this is Vice. Okay. The gift that keeps on giving. Yeah.

Well, the funny part about all these articles in general is the, especially the parts with like how feminist girls have sex, they essentially, they just rig the system

so no matter what they do, they're still a feminist. It's like, maybe sometimes I like to get choked. Maybe sometimes I want to get the shit beat out of me. Maybe sometimes when I'm, maybe sometimes I will,

I need to make more money, but if I make less money, I'm still like, or it's like, they're like, I'm joining a convent and I'm going to taking a vow of celibacy. And why that's why I'm still a feminist, even though,

yeah, why I'm still a feminist in a convent. Yeah. I'm going to join ISIS and why I'm still a feminist, even though there must be someone who's like, there must a vice article somewhere that's like this woman joined isis but she's still a feminist but don't tell her she's not a feminist that's that's like the general gist of all these articles i mean it's like the sketch you did with like the fucking random word generator like yeah yeah why i you know why i uh am leeching off my dad,

but I'm still a feminist. Right, yeah. Because you're actually fighting the patriarchy. By the way, there's, just to always speak to that, like in Miami, the only place I've seen it, have you seen the billboards and stuff where it's just like these young girls and it goes, daddy, why do you pay women less?

There are billboards everywhere. And it's like, it's just brought to you by some like generic women's coalition i would love if you drove 50 meters down the road and then there was a second billboard that says because they do less work it's like fucking old sugar daddy looking dude oh i pay them 70 less because they're only 70% of a person. You think that's like Mackenzie Bezos or whatever? She's like the kind of female George Soros and she's like funding this stuff right now. Like she's like, she has all this money from her divorce. And she's like, you know what? I'm going to get into like some fucking just riling people up.

She's going to start funding these billboards. Yeah, she is. What was that movie you were doubling down when you were doing the hard money article? The self-made woman. Yeah, I kept calling her Mackenzie Bezos. hard money article, the self-made woman. Yeah, I kept calling her. What's her name? Mackenzie Bezos. Mackenzie Bezos. Self-made woman. I kept calling her.

And people were really responding to me like, oh, she's not self-made. She got all her money from Jeff Bezos. No, I'm pretty sure she's self-made. That's the one thing we were saying because there's some friends. Basically, we have one buddy that will always post Danny Polishuk's takes from like 2016. He'll be like, you know,

I don't know if these trans women should be fighting in the UFC. And and he's always like oh 2016 call they want my takes back but the one friend that keeps sending me stuff like that and we're saying that you know when uh like uh like a communist chick goes to university she comes back from her first semester of university this guy it's the the dudes that came back from their first semester of prager you they come back from their first semester of prager you because you know there's actually no wage gap the wage gap is a male yeah like all that stuff you know joe biden wants to turn america into a fucking socialist cuba i think these woke people are lying yeah yeah they just came back from their first semester of PragerU.

Okay, so it starts with, you probably already understand why dating a feminist man is fundamental to your mental health. So it's already, I mean, everyone listening to this already knows, but here are nine important reasons for straight women to sleep with feminist men and leave the misogynist to their own devices,

aka Pornhub. So, that's the thing. But that's a weird thing because these women are all pro pornography, sex work, and then you're like, oh, but only misogynists

are going on Pornhub? Yeah. Well, they're making their own new porn where it's like, you know what I mean? The dude's doing the dishes. The dude's doing the dishes. The dude's doing the dishes.

He's braiding her armpit hair. And then he eats her out, and that's the whole thing. That's the whole porn. He's walking around the house and just like naked with just the apron on. And then she comes up behind him, and she goes, hey, what's up? And he goes, shh.

That's the thing, though, I will say. He's fixing the, what's up? And he goes, and he goes, shh. That's the thing though, I will say. He's fixing the, he's stuck in the washing machine trying to, in the dryer trying to fix it. She comes in and pegs him and then just leaves him there.

He goes like, I'm still stuck. He's stuck in the, he's stuck in the washing machine and he has the tool kit on and he doesn't know how to use it. He's not even stuck. He's just fixing it

and then she just comes and pegs him. Because he doesn't know how to use the tools. She pegs him with his fucking screwdriver i like the idea that that's because you know it's better for your mental health having sex with a feminist whereas opposed to when you're having sex with danny and he's whispering in your clean your room make your bed yeah but danny's whispering all these Jordan Peterson slogans. He goes, I'm the lobster. Just giving it to her.

Danny, you come out naked with a lobster costume on. She goes, what exactly is this? I got the claws. And I'm like. Yeah, yeah. She's like, you can figure me with those claws. You're like, you got that right, Aaron. Okay, so number one is feminist men want to help you close the orgasm gap men who define themselves as feminists understand that casual hookups don't always end well for hetero women when they swipe

right or go home with someone at the bar we increase chances of getting off when we go home with a feminist man a feminist men are more likely to know where your clitoris is because they give a damn well i as you would say facts don't care about your orgasms when you're having to disagree facts don't care about your orgasm wait can we just note too that like every person we know at least you know maybe a small sample size like in our world of comedy every single one that's ever been accused of anything inappropriate has been a male feminist yeah i mean just restart the clock. Yeah, it's like 100%. But it's so funny, the idea,

just even of the value, like feminist men know where a clitoris is better. They got the math. Hillary told them. Yeah, Hillary told them where it is. Facts don't care about your orgasms. Is that, okay, so in your experience as a man that puts down performances,

are you known to know where the clitoris is? Do you? experience as a man that puts down performances. Yeah. Are you known to know where the clitoris is? Do you? I kind of snoop around down there. I don't know. Like, you know, I'm poking around. Do you put the light on your head? Yeah, I got the miner's lamp. I got sweat all over.

Miner's lamp on a miner. I got sweat all over my face when I come out of there. It's like, pick ass. Because she's been cleaning the chimney, obviously. She's been cleaning the chimney. Chimney's your ass. No, it's because I eat her ass and like i'm out looking like a fucking minor it's like zoolander they understand that you might have body insecurities so that that the first thing is their feminist men are providing more orgasms

which you think that i guess the idea for that is like the guy pleasures you. I always go back to this idea where it's like, because they're always saying, you know, feminist men pleasure you like just nonstop. Yeah. And you go, as opposed to, so option one is you have sex with a guy and he's your sex slave essentially. Right. So it's kind of funny because they want to like prop up feminist men. But like in their description, they're like, he's like a bitch that just, I feel like. Yeah, they want them to be a bitch.

They don't want them to be like, yeah, they're like the masculine man is the guy who like starts wars and like, you know, like rapes people and evicts people. And like, that's just like that guy's bad. And the feminist man is just, he's like at your service. Yeah, like he's at your service. They want a sidekick is sort of what they want. Yeah, no, they just want like a free, slick labor. Like, I don't know. They just want like at your service. Yeah, like he's at your service. They want a sidekick is sort of what they want. No, they just want like a free, like labor. Like, I don't know.

They just want like a free labor. They want a slave. They want to, yeah. But then also, the part of his slavery is he has to act, it's kind of funny because too,

a lot of times they'll be like, oh, I want to be, you know, but also I want to be like degraded, whatever you call it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dominated.

Right. And it's like, but it's almost like part of their cause playing where the feminist man like cosplays like a man it's not that guy kind of i mean like what he really wants to do is pleasure you for hours on end yeah but if you want to i'll put on this hat like he puts on a a hat of like a hunting hat i mean honestly i'm like laughing a little bit the idea of of the super male feminist guy and then he has to put on the degrading

you kind of macho dude. Because he's probably not good at that. That must be a tough You've got to be like Daniel Day-Lewis range at that point. Because this is what they think when they're picturing, and I think they mentioned this later, when they're picturing a male feminist what they're picturing is Ryan Gosling who's

nice to women. What they're not pict a male feminist, what they're picturing is Ryan Gosling who's like nice to women. What they're not picturing is like, hello! Excuse me! Yeah, what was Ryan Gosling in the movie where he's got all the tattoos

where he like stomps that guy's face in? Yeah, they're picturing that guy but with a heart of gold. Right. Excuse me. Excuse me,

the wage gap is maybe more than 72%. Right, and then there's that guy that's like, no, dominate me. Yeah, dominate me. Exactly.

And he goes, it's like the guy who's like, he puts his hands on your neck and goes, is this all right? You know what? You have to, so he has to,

she has to, he has to cosplay a man, but the only way they can do that if she cosplays a woman who wronged herself. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like,

she cosplays her dad and then he's like bart simpson yeah they gotta get really like they have like a pre-production meeting just to kind of nail down everything and they say okay so the second one they say they might understand that you might have body insecurities so that's another reason that the male feminists understand you have body insecurities because of the relentless destructive ongoing march of the patriarchy whereas when you have sex with a girl you know she sort of shows up and you go you fucking whale she takes off her top you go you call those tits yeah what do you like what are those has that been your experience where Do you understand that women...

Are insecure about their bodies? Yeah. Sure. These are never things that... When you're at the point of having sex, they're never like things I... Yeah, you're more worried about how much is it costing? Yeah, yeah.

How long do you get? Do you get to do all of the things? Yeah, like are you going to... Do I have to tip? It is the idea of... Kind? Do I have to tip? It is my idea. Kind of what I'm saying. It's like all of these articles go back to just like a narcissist being like, how can I be served? And it's like a girl being like, you know, feminist men aren't going to make fun of me because I'm disgusting.

It's the equivalent. She says they understand. It's like, well, why would that be an issue if you're not, you know? I think those ones are even, they're like, even when they are hot, they're like, they're so caught up in like the bullshit of like that world that they're like, I'm so insecure. Even though like. Why not just date a guy in your league? Like if you're gross.

I mean, every girl mostly is dating guys like out of their, or not out of their, every guy. Well, that's what I'm saying though. In this scenario, she's with Ryan Gosling, rightling right that's what you're forgetting so she's with gosling at this time and she's like that's not gonna shame me for the fact that i don't work out even though he's got a chiseled bod as you call it as you've mentioned about body yes two okay three male feminists are totally cool with experimenting because they're not remotely threatened by power dynamics yeah that's literally getting pegged when they say experimenting and not worried about power dynamics that is specifically like i am jamming the longest widest shit in this guy's

ass and it's like fine that's i think another problem is these people realize because she her sort of thing is like he's willing to experiment but the type of guy like the girl doesn't get anything from pegging so it's like no no no no no no no you're gonna be pegging him because he needs that yeah because he yeah exactly or he's like yeah he needs to be humiliated by his girlfriend like he needs this weird that's the thing i think the first couple times she's like oh you know you have sex with this male feminist dude and you're like oh you know he was willing to kind of do everything i wanted and you're like no no he needed to do everything you wanted you know like maybe like she's talking to her girlfriend a couple weeks later she goes yeah like i don't really get

what i'm getting from stepping on his balls you know he's well he's willing to experiment yeah it is you know it's good to be with a guy that's just like willing to do things that i want and like what did you want it's like i guess i wanted to call him a bag yeah bag and step on his balls with high heels did you want that though tell i guess i i guess what i wanted to do was have sex with another man while he watched i guess this guy so this guy's so experimental he basically the grateful dad he's so experimental but that's what it is it's because you know it's like they're not threatened by power dynamics or whatever but it's like it kind of goes back to the thing it was like well did he want to do that or not want to do that right because you're like oh he's cool with experimenting

and you go okay but is it stuff that he wanted to experiment or stuff that you want to experiment? Because if you're a feminist girl and you're like, this guy is so sick, he's willing for me to put a chair leg up his ass. Fucking folding chairs right up the ass. That's the experiment. Yeah, well, that would be my experimenting. Like I want you to lie on the bed

and then I'm going to go upstairs, take my armbands off, to lie on the bed and then i'm gonna do like a go upstairs take my armbands off throw them into the crowd that's watching and then do a frog splash with an erect penis into your ass and she's like well i was thinking i'd do that to you and i take the folding chair and that's gonna be i'm gonna put that up your ass right and either you get one of two options you get a guy that's like okay fine no guy's just like yeah i'm not doing that no no well that's the third option but i'm saying in the feminist man category she's referring to option one is you get the guy that goes i don't want to or you know or you get the option two where it's like yeah i really don't want to so really she's like i don't want a feminist man i

want a guy that's like into the exact experimentation I'm into right which is I have this fetish where I like to degrade men but it's that's the problem if you're a girl

and you're like I really want to degrade men yeah and then this guy really likes it it kind of wouldn't do the trick for you yeah obviously

do you know what I mean the moment that they're into it you're like this isn't degrading like if you're yeah if you're a guy and you're like I want to have sex

with a girl against her will and then she's like oh I've wanted this so bad the guy like if you're that's your thing you're like this isn't degrading like if you're yeah if you're a guy and you're like i want to have sex with a girl against her will and then she's like oh i've wanted this so bad the guy like if you're that's your thing you're like next next no thank you that's the thing i'm not a very like experimental guy in that regard so it's like and i've never been with a chick who's like let's do all this like really like weird shit so i was like yeah i don't know that'd be you never been peed on or anything like that no i told you You know my fucking thoughts on the peeing on thing. It's like, dude, if I'm ever with a girl, I've been with a girl who like squirts in my bed.

And I'm just like, honestly, the moment that happens, I'm like, I have to sleep in this thing. Like, what are you doing? This is ridiculous. Like, fucking, like, if you think this is going to happen, let's go on the couch and let's lay down a tarp or like, I don't know. Yeah, you literally are that guy that drinks sex. I'm not even like a crazy neurotic guy. I'm not a germaphobe none of this stuff but when

you're like introducing like piss onto my bed like the thing I sleep in and I'm like you know I spend a third of my life in this thing I'm like yeah that's that's no and that's you have no boy now so this is so she is making a point that when with the guy like you

yeah she'd be like let me squirt on you. And you go, but a third of my life is spent on this bed. But can we do this? Can we maybe lay down? No, I'm just the guy. You want to squirt? Let's squirt. Let's just lay down on a tarp.

You want to fucking squirt? Let's just lay down on a tarp first. I mean, if you want to fucking squirt, then let's just squirt. But lay down on a tarp first. You want a fucking manly man? What's more manly than me laying down a fucking tarp right now no she doesn't want a manly man she wants a man right she wants a bitch down for it yeah so i'm down for it i just want the tarp do you think there's a

he eats her i was like when you eat me out why are you doing mouthing a dick like he's pretending yeah yeah he's just pretending with his hands like jerking off an air that's jerking off an air there's probably's right. Jerking off an air date. There's probably a lot of that too where girls make you just like suck a dildo and you're like, who's getting anything out of this? Well, the guy. The guy. Yeah.

Yeah. She's like, wait, I think he's maybe gay. I think a lot of the feminist man probably is a bunch of like dudes that are. No, no, no. Yes. By 100% by dudes, but also dudes that are like into some really degenerate shit and they've convinced girls that I'm doing this for women's rights.

Yeah, this is a women's rights thing. You know what? Men have been on top for too long. So I'm going to suck on this dildo right now. You know what? You guys have been through enough. We're going to defeat the patriarchy sucking one dildo at a time. Yeah. And I'm, I'm on your, I'm on your team.

So whether he follows Roxanne Gay on Twitter, so that's like a female feminist, I think, or he watches girls. So this is female male feminist, but this is why. Okay. So this is... Female male feminist. But this is why... Okay, so they're cool with experimenting is this one still. And whether he watches Roxane Gay or girls, whether he's a guy that watches the show Girls, or maybe he just takes women's studies courses in college,

a feminist man understands that the inequalities of the world at large extend to our bedrooms. Yeah. So that's why he pays you for sex he's not afraid of you getting yours i forgot that guys took women's studies in college like i remember that in first year university where like some guys would be like yeah and like literally every time you're like they're like the whole thing was like trying to get pussy trying to get pussy that was

a big always like yeah like but like that was the thing there was never a guy who was like never have you got no you're gonna be studying the talent in the class. Yeah. Like, literally, the guy was like, yeah, what do you mean? There's like, there's fucking like 80 women and 10 guys. That was an ongoing joke in wealth. That wasn't even the joke. It was like, guys were like, yeah, that's why I'm doing it.

Yeah, I'm doing this because I'm the only guy in the class. Yeah, they're like, I'm stacking the fucking odds in my favor. Yeah. But you're like, and then, but now in this context of like, you know, whatever, this is 20 years ago, you're like, oh yeah, it's like. Yeah, they call me Roxanne Noggin. I am a feminist, but my feminist alter ego is Roxanne Straight. Roxanne Straight. So what they say is, you're not afraid, whereas you were afraid of the girls getting hers.

You're not afraid of her getting hers. And you'll take, that'll take something away from him there are enough orgasms to go around for all of us which is when you have sex she's about to come you go ah that's so fast lady this is my orgasm uh yeah it's um um excuse me it's my it's my turn for the orgasm. You had the last one. Excuse me. This is my turn to come. You're ruining it. You're ruining it. You're ruining it.

Now they're just making up stuff where they go, he's not afraid of you getting yours. It's one thing to say that the guy doesn't care as much yeah like that's the thing it's like when guys are like they're no guys like doesn't want afraid they're just like lazy or they don't care they're just like yeah i don't know i just i just want you know they're selfish or whatever but it's not like oh i'm worried like what's she gonna become if she starts coming too much what's this relationship gonna be it's all and it's all this thing is like if you have if you have a dynamic where you go okay i'm gonna be the girl that i'm just pleasured non-stop and she's putting in this non-stop performances i'm not paying for

everything too so that's part of this where it's like the equality. It's like, you're right. Maybe you become the man in the bedroom situation. But when it comes to... What is the etiquette on like if you have a girl... I'm not going to your grandparents' house now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, well, there's a trade-off. This isn't free. But they want you to do all those things.

But like what's the point where you go like, you know what? I'm just going to buy you one of these like Hitachi Wan things. What's that? Like those fucking, you know, those like big vibrator things. I familiar i'm sure i'm sure you're very familiar but i have a couple all of these girls problems like all of these girls were like i need a guy that worships me and he's done all this stuff you know it's like just date a guy a point less hot than you i know that's your all of your problems are solved all this stuff where it's like men are douchebags and this,

you know who won't be a douchebag? Maybe not a point, but like a few. A few points. A few points. You know who won't be, like, as you say, a douchebag to you?

The guy that you're hotter than. Yeah. No, the guy who's like literally in love with you, who everybody's like, he's so in love with you and you're like, yeah, we're just friends.

Yeah, yeah, that guy. That guy that exists for almost everyone in the world. The guy at your work sitting by the copies. Who you know likes you and you're like, yeah, I'm not really into him. He's been in love with you. You've been convincing him to carry you.

No, but he's like, he's helped you move three times. Right, but you're like, he's a bit of a bitch and he does nothing for you. He helped you move and brought the pizza. Yeah, exactly. He helped you. He just offers to do stuff for you all the time. That guy. That guy will do everything you want.

He will eat you out for an hour a day every day. Solved. And then you know what? And then once he's sick of your shit, get a new guy that's... Yeah, those... Oh, those guys.

There's an endless amount of them. There's an endless amount. And what you need is a simp. And all of these people is what they describe as that. They're like... A guy that is afraid of you getting your orgasm.

It's like... Or it's like this guy hates you. Yeah. Or it's like it's or it's like this guy hates you yeah or he's like at work he's at work he has a life yeah he has he has to work tomorrow and you're demanding uh excuse me two hour eat out session he's like yeah i gotta so whether she's on top if you're a girl whether you're on top or you just want to be dominated, your feminist man is usually down to at least try it out. You know, so whether you want to be on top or you want to be dominated, well, which is it? Your feminist man is usually allowed to try it out. you is always the funny part of the the feminist agenda where it's like this is what i was talking about at the beginning because all of it goes back to this idea that like you know oh sexually though

i want to be like him slap me around and you'll be like well why is that that you want like a dynamic yeah where the man is more of the man and the woman is more the woman. Woman, yeah. And then they're like, but I just wanted to be empowered by it instead of not empowered by it. Just like changing the name on it. They just trade.

Yeah, they go like, yeah, they're like, oh, porn is so shameful and now they're like, porn's doing porn's empowering. And you know what the other part is because they're basically saying that sometimes I might want to be

the one that's dominating and sometimes I want to be dominated. Have you experienced any girls that is like Jekyll and Hyde with that? Where it's like sometimes she wants to slap, see what I'm saying? No. Where it's like sometimes she actually wants to like

come in, slaps you around, like challenge you to a duel basically when you're having sex, put you on the bed, you know, peg you. And then sometimes she wants you to like yeah it's like no no it's one of the other i mean again i wouldn't like the girls is like all right i got this dildo i'd be like all right i'm out of here like like i don't know like you know i'm gonna peg you now i'm like i'm gonna leave now i don't yeah i didn't sign up for this i'll do a bit more wacky stuff, but never really a dildo in the ass. Fuck no.

Like where she's like, she has like the leather jock strap. Your girls think you date her too chatty too. Like you would never get away with it. No. I'm like, but it's like the leather. I mean, we'd have a re-hair with like JJ, who's like an all-star. But it's like, you know, the idea of like they have like the leather like dildo strap with like interchangeable. Like they snap on like a Dyson vacuum. Like, you know, the idea of like they have like the leather like dildo strap with like interchangeable like they snap on like a Dyson vacuum. Like, you know, like hell no.

But my point is, okay, maybe that girl exists and there's like one in 10 girls. Yeah. But that girl also switching and be like, no, but I also want to be like bossed around and pushed on the floor and all that sort of stuff, depending on my mood. It feels like one of those is the cause play where they go. Like, I don't like to be boss around her. It's sexism, but most annoying thing.

The girl starts me do this, do that. I go, like, I wouldn't even do this, do that. I have two things I do. I can do this or that.

Do this, do that. I was like, so yeah, this, I'll do the other thing or I'll go back to the thing. It's like, I don't know.

And at the same, and then have you ever been left for a feminist man after all your, and then that's the thing. That's it. Probably. You're a pretty good case for that. She's wrong. Because if you think about it, you basically have your two things you do, right?

Which is, you know, the pump one and then pump two. And then you still have girls that like won't break. You've never really been broken up with by a girl. And then you still. One, but it wasn't. Yeah, none. And then you mostly have girls going around telling people that you're the fuck of them because they want, you know, they've convinced themselves.

They've convinced themselves. They're just lying to themselves. Where they go, this guy fucks so good and you're what do you do? I don't know. Something about it. There's something going on. Something. I don't know what it is, but there's something about the pixie dust that he springs on the pixie dick yeah the pixie it's a pixie dick why is it a pixie

dick so it's dying it's like literally the size of a straw basically but that's why so my point is i think the second one is got to be cause playing yeah so the do you know i mean the first one so they're basically they want cause you're saying lying what I mean? The first one, so they're basically, they want to be dominated. By cosplaying, you're saying lying to yourself. Yes. So the first one, the dominating,

they're like, yeah, let's be dominated. The second part, where they're like getting dominated, that's for show. Yes. Yeah.

No, the dominating's for show. Yes. Yeah, them doing the dominating's for show. Yeah dominance for show yeah i mean again it's like if you're a guy who doesn't who's not into that like that's a weird probably experience i have to like sit through that whole thing it's ridiculous yeah it's like it's just nonsense i've been i've been there with i used to fight with my ex yeah because sometimes especially if she was sauced up

she'd be like this and this i go stop yeah what are you doing yeah what is this yeah you're like i'm not into this yeah they're like trying to like start with you for a second you're like no this is not happening or just like even the stuff where it's like the girl's too drunk like as a man if i'm like 10 minutes whatever however many minutes in drunk like i eventually tap tap out. I go, you know what? Not going to happen. Right. Unfortunately, it was your fault. I go, listen,

try harder next time. Okay. You're not going to eat. You're not going to be getting dinner tomorrow. Watch some game tape. Watch some game tape, but that's on you. That's on you.

Yeah. But I wouldn't girls sometimes if they do get into like, I'm, this is happening. And then after a while and I'd be like, okay. And then you go, no, blah, blah. I go, no, this has been 45 minutes. You, the ship has sailed sister.

You know, you watch some game tape of yourself again. I mean, especially at this point in the game, you know, it's like when you're maybe 20, you're like, okay, I can maybe sit through this. But now it's just like, but also with your girlfriend, if this was like a you know oh yeah that too early on you go okay all right yeah now you're like give them the wrap it up box the chappelle wrap it up music give it the light when you're having sex comic light here flash your phone she's giving you head and you flash your phone two minutes feminist men listen and they want you to tell them what feels good. In fact, hearing about what feels good to them brings pleasure on them too.

Spending all my money. Yeah, I know. Just spend all my money, you fucking whore. What do you like? I just love it when you spend my money. I like it when it's really wasteful too. Even if it's your bull. I mean, I just want to hear what makes the girl feel good

even if it's a big other man having sex with her while I watch in the corner. If that's what you need. So men who openly define themselves as feminists are typically the same guys who would not likely mansplaining something to you at a party. They realize that what you have to say matters and

they're willing to listen. Even if all you're saying is a little bit to the right yeah the mansplaining i saw it's like whatever this is like one of those things where you're like you know you're your first your first weekend back from prager you kind of thing but it's like our friend monty scott he had a really like funny comic in toronto that was really funny joke with like mansplaining he's like you've ever you never had like, you're trying to fix your car and your mom is like, that's not how you do it. And it's like, what the fuck do you know about this?

Cause he's a landlord. His girlfriend and his mom were giving him information on his landlord. He's like, neither of them have been landlords. I've been a landlord multiple times. Yeah, exactly. And he's like,

I know about this. And they're like, just people have opinions and like to give them. But even that this is my new i wasn't even thinking this before today yeah but i'm kind of having a new feminist revelation which has probably been said a million times because everything has but it's like if you look at what they're like asking for it's like a guy they can boss around and a guy who listens to them yeah it's like yeah you want someone to listen to

your squawking you're like oh shit yeah and we want someone who shuts up this is the car so they're like they think that like feminist men can sort of because they're like oh this feminist man will just do everything we want this is like this is how they yeah they just want to boss someone around and just do their bidding they want someone to do their bidding 100 it's like what it is it's like they're they're i'm sure there's women who are like you look you like listening to podcasts like to their boyfriend so it's just like just listen to one less podcast and just listen to me let's just fucking drone on about bullshit yeah you like listening to people talk so much yeah exactly it is so funny because i'm sure there's been fights too it's like but

you love listening to podcasts podcasts is an interesting thing because the whole thing was like men never listen and all men listen like four hours a day of other people speak yeah you think you know there's like uh asmr like that genre where it's like people just yeah whatever like you think there's a genre of like dudes who are just like total bitches and they just like just there's a podcast of just like a naggy girlfriend it's just like four hours of a girlfriend nagging to you or like telling you some story that goes nowhere and they just like law that's how you get you get cucked by just a really long literally like cuck cast it's it's the cuck cast you know what it is listen to you know how you make it the the girl record my girlfriend record your girlfriend you take no you take a you know

the choose your own adventures yeah you take all the parts and just put them out of order you take every part of a choose your own adventure and then just like randomly track them in any order be like this makes no sense it's like welcome to my life but that's what it is. It really is that. They're like, yeah, dudes want their fucking chick to shut the fuck up sometimes. And girls want a guy that's going to listen to them. Yeah. And girls want the dude to basically be their bitch.

And they're like, this is what they think is solving that. They're like, well, maybe the answer is a man who's on our team right like a guy that's like okay what are my goals i just want a woman to be happy at all it's literally to be like you know what a guy's like you know what i wanted uh a woman who like wants to fuck all the time doesn't want and you're like yeah a gay guy like and then you're like what do you want to be gay like no it's like well that's the problem really the solution it's they forget that like when you take all this stuff when you have the guy make a woman you you're literally like a guy who wants to get fucked listens to you cares about your interests you're like you just described a woman yeah that's that's exactly what

it is and then so when this doesn't work, because I think this girl is probably like early in the feminist game who wrote this. Like you said, it feels like, you know, I went to first year women's studies. So it feels like they wrote this article and they're like, oh, I think what we need is feminist men. That'll be the ticket. And then after that, that doesn't work.

And then they go, maybe I'm gay. right because yeah they're like all of the stuff but this guy still got some pesky guy so i think that's the next step they go okay maybe i'm gay and they try that for a little bit and then they go oh this is just how the world is this is just how the world is. This is just how the world is. They're from Mars. Yeah, they're from Mars. But yeah, because you're missing. But then they realize like, oh, well, when I'm with my girl, so now they go so far the other way. Then they're trying to recreate the other stuff.

They're like, yeah, but I need you to dominate me. And the girl's like, well, I can cosplay, but I don't really like to dominate. So then they find another girl. So then they end up with like a butch lesbian and they try to build it back up into a man. They start by being like, how can I get everything I want? And then they go to the feminist man. And then they slowly strip down everything that's like a man about him till they basically have a girl.

Still not enough of a girl. And a man's body. But not a gay guy. Not a gay guy. Or sometimes a gay guy not a gig or sometimes a gay guy sometimes a gay guy so they basically get to the big i guess that's the ideal for a woman is you just all you really want is a gay guy who will fuck you like you're a gay guy straight a straight guy but no they don't because a gay guy is still like whiny and stuff right and they're saying yeah and they're probably like like even they have their own how many times have you been

with a girl i mean i've seen you in relationships like how many times is like the most thing that they're attracted to is like the fact that you're like stable you never fucking you know like we okay how many times have you been with a girl where she's like having a freak out and you're like the calming effect yeah imagine she's having a freak out he's like she comes in she comes in she's like this may not work do this and the girl just looks up he goes oh i start crying like a fucking child like oh my god no she comes you know imagine it's like the opposite like she she comes home because you've ever seen two girls like have a problem they're both freaking out like the girl the girl comes home and she's two girls have a problem and they're both freaking out? The girl comes home and she's like, I have a problem. My landlord says that I didn't pay rent, but I paid rent.

And instead of being like, okay, let's just call him. No, okay, if you need money. How about this? Let's just pay it for now and then we'll call it. You come home and you're like, we're moving. We're moving to Arizona. Like this fucking guy. I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to write a status online about it. Like all these insane solutions. So basically once they... Wait, are you saying that women are sometimes irrational? I didn't say that. You're putting fucking words in my mouth. Are you insinuating? You're putting words in my mouth.

Well, they have good things too. I wouldn't want to strip a guy into a girl. As you were saying you wanted to do earlier. So I think that they that's that's the quote women have good things too so

they strip it down to a lesbian yeah and then once they strip it down to a lesbian they need to build then they're like okay

how do I build this back up then they build it back up to a butch a butch woman yeah because they find like a girl with a lot of guy qualities and then essentially

settle on a feminine man oh I think maybe they go up and down with those whole things and that's why they're saying sometimes on this and it's like basically depends on what what had last that i hated and then a couple of their friends are having kids and they're like oh shit i don't have time to fuck around like this anymore i can't be playing mr. Potato Head anymore. Mr. Potato. It's just Potato Head. Yeah, they're doing Potato Head to find a mate, basically. Yeah, and they're like, all the fucking... You know, yeah.

Add some irrational women. No, because, yeah, they take away the stability of the guy. Add the mustache. Yeah, they're like... The curly mustache. They put the curly mustache on the lesbian, and they're like, maybe that'll put the curly mustache on the lesbian and they're like maybe that'll work okay so they go no matter what your level of sexual experience or skill is they're secure and they will keep trying to get it right which is oops wrong hole but no it's like

it's suave though because they say the thing the positive thing about male feminists is they're confident even if their level of sexual experience is bad so it's kind of like oops wrong hole sorry sorry i came in four seconds it's all very new to me but i'm for the cause but they're still so confident they're very confident coming in four seconds yeah they're not zero apologies i'm not apologizing for coming four seconds i'm not gonna be like a dick about regardless of their sexual experience they're secure and they'll keep trying to get it right yes that's what it is oops oops i can't get it sorry i came in four seconds but i'll be ready to go in a few hours i am not able to achieve an erection but that's okay she's like it's not okay communication is everything between the sheets

and i assume she's not talking about the kkk and your feminist man will keep talking and listening until he gets it right and he will probably willing to try again in the morning you a morning guy no do you ever think there's a fucking i'm a morning guy i'm wrapped way a thousand times no i'm a night guy i know morning no i'm not like i'm not like not a morning guy that was a i feel like that was a younger me was a morning guy the older i get the less morning you think it would be opposite the older i am i get home and i was i mean i need to be drunk no but no no I'm not. That is a factor, yeah.

This is kind of low on batteries, by the way. Not low, but we're one bar. Okay, well, I have brought more batteries. Batteries. Do you think there's a, what was the thing between the sheets? What was the line? Between the sheets thing? So basically, communication is everything,

and your feminist man will keep talking and listening until he gets it right. Oh, okay. No, but there was something between the sheets. I was saying it sounded like it could be a blog from like an Orthodox Jewish lady. Communication is everything between the sheets. Yeah. Do you think that's been written in like an Orthodox Jewish blog?

No. Why? Oh, because of that. Oh, because of the fucking through the hole. Fucking through the hole. I've never been able to confirm that, by the way. Whether it happens. Yeah.

It was like even when I was in like Jewish school, it was like a rumor. You know, they fuck through the sheets. He's not Jewish. He just went to Jewish school. I just went to Jewish school. To bully. To bully. No, but I remember like we had teachers.

Blame you, boy. We had teachers. And I remember like, because we were all like pretty just like whatever. And then like, but our teachers were like Orthodox. And then we're like, so they're like, they fuck through sheets? Is that the thing that like every Orthodox fuck through sheets or is it only supposed to be some? I don't, like, that's the thing that I could i could never get like i think it's maybe like the you

know the isis of jews maybe do that like the super yeah like the williamsburg ones like where they all wear the same shit but why because it's fucking shit's gross wives are gross it's just nasty dude you've seen the fucking outfits we put them in? They're fucking gross. Bad hair, dude. Yeah, because of the wigs. It's nasty. Is that what it is? I don't know. Almost not sick, by the way.

If you're like kind of closet gay but Orthodox Jew, that's kind of the move. That would be the move, yeah. Do you think that one closet gauge you started that where you do it all through the sheets? Yeah, like it's what we do. It feels like, dude, this is gross. Yeah. Doesn't it feel like everything started like that?

Like, because the Jewish guy, the hat started with like one bald guy, obviously. Yeah, yeah. He's just covering the bald spot. You know, the wigs in the courtroom started from a bald guy, probably. Probably, yeah. No, the wigs, I remember Joe Rogan talked about it. The wigs in the courtroom was from like, guy probably. Probably, yeah. No, the wigs. I remember Joe Rogan talked about it.

The wigs in the courtroom was from like. Life? It was like syphilis or something. Everybody had syphilis. So why would you want wigs? And they were losing their hair. Everybody lost their hair or something. Because of like.

Something like that. Don't quote me on that. But it's something like syphilis. Everybody had syphilis. And then the wigs started from. But they still do it. Feminist men are into going down on you. Unlike this douche canoe.

And they link to an article of a douche canoe. Of a douche canoe, yeah. Who was righteously sullied all over the internet last few weeks. And his article said, why I don't go down on girls. And he fucking, the feminine spirit just murdered him. You know what's funny though? Is like, they would only do that if he was white. Like if it was like some fucking like Caribbean dude who dude who's like why don't go down on girls the

blog they'd be like one that's his culture that's his culture of course because uh did you um they go it'd be like a chad it has to be a chad it's a chat it's a chat they wouldn't well dj khaled got like beat up a little bit. Did he? Not very much. Oh, right, right. See, it's almost the other thing, too, where I don't know if you're... I have some people that I know that will tell girls the problems. But if I have a girl and she's hairy or smelly or anything like that, I'll never tell them that. I had one where I almost came close because it was texting. And then the girl was like

oh why wouldn't you do this why wouldn't you go down on me and i was like kind of a like taken back that she was you know because she was very like sex positive right and i was like so close to just saying like because you're fucking it was gross yeah it stinks it was gross it was like the pussy be stinking but i would you consider just sending like some Martin Lawrence like old stand up just here just watch this and he's like

you know how the pussy be stinking and she's like did you watch that did you kinda do I have to anyways

it's because I'm gay this shit's gross yeah so I so I never but I still never did I was just like yeah that's a tough conversation to have

cause like women will be. I find that women will be like, yeah, I can take it. And then like, you know, just lay it on me. And then they're like. And then you're like just tears. I'm a very. It's literally like why would you tell it like it is? Like the Simpsons.

Remember when it was like you didn't have to tell it like it is. And you're like. I really am. I mean, it is. I feel like I'm almost. And I don't know if you feel like this too. But I'm almost like a bit of that. Like a weird paradox. because in my personal life, I am the ultimate never tell the truth.

And I don't mean tell the truth, never be the bearer of bad news. Right, right. Like I'm even, maybe with like two people, but like there were very few people where they would be like, oh, this guy left me, blah, blah. And I would ever even be like, well, you're a nightmare you don't even always be like even like friends of ours i'll be like he doesn't know what he's missing right like i just i would net but then yeah in like the fucking uh entertainment world it's like literally all we do yeah you go and stay and it's so funny because it's it's so contradictory to like how i am in real life with you know i mean i mean i'm gonna be like not to say back to this this exact simpsons episode but it's the one where crusty's the

comedian homer's like i'm gonna start telling it like oh right remember it's like crusty's the comedian he's like he i love how he tells it like it is and then homer's like margie like he starts being like yeah you're looking a little doughy and she's like you're the fattest one here Homer he's like you didn't have to tell it like it is that's exactly what it is oh yeah it's like you're a piece of shit if you're like doing that

right I guess that's what it is but yeah a lot of people think it's that they'll be like no like they needed this I go they didn't

no even if they did what do you get from being the bearer of that? You go, oh, I get to be honest. You go, honesty is not the best policy. Fuck. Any dude that's been married for whatever,

in a relationship for more than 10 seconds knows that. Yeah, do you think happy wife, happy life, and honesty are the best policy? Are they the same? Like go together? They're literally like oil and water. It's like. I guess if you go

back to like a girl like this what she wants is you to brainwash yourself to actually believe the bullshit yeah yeah of course i mean obviously like you just have to be like yeah but yeah it is funny like even when i'm talking to people and i'm like oh yeah you know whatever people have their opinions then i go on stage and i'm like these idiots and then I have to go on stage yeah the videos and stuff is because it I guess the difference is that you can't do the stuff we're doing without being on like there's no version of this yeah I mean people they go to hear the honesty like they want to hear like the thing that their boyfriend and girlfriend don't won't say i am fairly honest with the girl i'm dating that's the only person yeah me too yeah me too about like one or two people but like anyone that i'm not extremely close with right there that's probably

i mean there is no benefit to someone who you're not like the you know like i've sometimes thought like you know sometimes especially because we hang out with comedians a lot and especially if it's your friends like you'll be like you know we'll fucking really like burn each other and like and then sometimes you'll see like an instance where someone's like you're there's someone's like not close to someone and then they say something really mean thinking like oh we're just ribbing each other but like you rib someone that doesn't know you well it's pretty fucking rude like they don't you don't have that relationship to be like yeah you fat piece of shit and they're like like i don't really know you that well that was pretty good thing to say that sounds like something that

happened to you at jew school from the no the jew bully no the jew slayer the jew slayer jew slayer and they say um oh this one's good this is what the gosling thing they said there is nothing hotter than a masculine then there's nothing hotter and more masculine than a man who is willing to be vulnerable for your edification i'm not really sure exactly what that means i think it's a grata i think it's just yeah oh maybe gratification okay similar ryan gosling joseph gordon levitt aziz ansari justin trudeau those they list off what wait so was this pre-season sorry i don't think so this post-season sorry problems that wasiz Ansari? I don't think so. This post-Aziz Ansari problems? That was after his Me Too? I don't know.

Maybe it is. It's a vintage article maybe. But there you go. Ryan got this out of his blog seller. Do you think that when you're having sex with Justin Trudeau, his black face is dripping on you? Yeah, he gets so sweaty because he's putting in such a fucking work. He apologizes for all men before he has. But he's putting in such an effort that the fucking black face starts smearing

the brown face it's getting so sweaty yeah so they say okay feminist men don't think that you owe them anything and aren't secretly thinking you've tricked them into you sexing them so when you're having sex with them you're not like what way you are like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Don't blow this. Don't blow this. You got her. A feminist man would never think for one single second that he scored with you. No, you both scored if anything, because feminist men believe they have, you have sexual agency.

Also, it's not a contest. I mean, literally the concept of scoring is you're like, it is just like, you know, if we say that- It's probably more scoring if she's out of your league. It's all that. Yeah, that's all it is. It's like if you're saying that everybody's on a scale of 1 to 10, then it's just like whoever has the lower score, score. Yes.

And vice versa. And if you have the higher score, you lost. No, there is- Not lost. There is some element of the man scored. Yes, the man scored. They want to take that away right but i mean no i like i've known chicks who they're like yeah they're like i i fucked some dude who was like way

out of my league and they also like i totally scored like you know yeah he was way out of my league it's just like yeah exactly it's just you know i mean no okay so possibly but also i mean i've heard that from women yeah but that's them cosplaying like thinking that I don't believe that they think that Scoring for them is more like I was a fucking barista and I married a billionaire Yeah this is This is a smaller win for sure Dude win is like I fucked that barista

I fucked that barista Girl win is They're trying to reinvest it It's like no there's actually a win for the barista too You fuck the customer and you go okay Sure but it's not really the dynamic Yeah it's like no there's actually a win for the barista too who fucked the customer and you go okay sure but it's not really the dynamic

yeah it's like I fucked that barista we can't go back to that cup no that's I'm not really buying that narrative I've heard it I've heard them

pretend that as well yeah I've heard girls pretend like no I've you know took that guy down but again it's like if you see the guy and you see the girl

and you go yeah no but like sometimes you'd be like if it's you know if there is a big gap of course no no no of course sometimes yeah so i agree this is sometimes that is the case where it's like you know the girl tried to like get with his guy and she got with him but more often but i'm saying that's less that's less right and girls aren't like bragging about that stuff as much so yeah definitely like it's just there is both of

course but less of course yeah but less that's all i'm saying so where they're saying it's like every time all the same like you're having sex with a girl and you whisper in her ear we both won scores one one can you put on the dildo so we can both win it's one one right now intelligence is damn sexy if nothing else hooking up with a feminist man ensures that the naked body in your bed is attached to a healthy,

agile brain. I would say it's the opposite. Some of the feminist men are fucking morons. Yeah, so... Quite the jump. Yeah, yeah. So they're solving their...

But that's the thing. They're like, we need a smart guy. And they're like, well, if we say that only feminist men... That's funny funny only feminist men are smart yeah i mean it's funny that you could like do it and for people that are probably against uh intelligence by uh region you can probably do quite the intelligence graph of uh interesting that every

uh brilliant man was born in new york or la exactly. Every guy that I peg is a fucking genius. Just the intensity of brain power in Portland right now. Yeah, I know. Portland is just the hub of innovation. Do you think Portland would be the pegging capital of America? That's a pretty good question. Yeah. You see, if it was pegging by...

The thing is, you could probably like like because Amazon their back end like they probably have some really crazy like info there but like they could be like probably like

like dildo sent to like like mail names and then they can kind of like remove like products that only gay men would order and like you could

kind of probably get a decent idea of like that's it Bezos probably has all that information like he could be like go to some dude dude, their AWS team would be like, I want to find out the pegging capital of America. And they could run, so they would figure out a model

and they would get him the answer. So per capita, obviously if we're saying per capita, it would not be Portland. 100%. Yeah. Is 100% pegging ratio but if you're doing per capita I think it would be somewhere like Portland

but obviously if you're doing total pegs it would be LA it would just be the biggest liberal place yeah LA it could even be per capita LA just because of the sex it's kind of the sex capital of the kind of the sex capital of the world.

Well, not sex capital of the world, but North America probably. I think I would go poor. Yeah, because I don't think it would be anywhere. Yeah, I think so. I think you're most- West Coast America, for sure. Okay, what percentage of Republican dudes would be into getting pegged, do you think? Not a lot.

Right. not a lot right so my point is is that in portland they probably have like a like it's probably like 90 percent like you know uh left-wing people or whatever whereas in california it's kind of probably like 60 40 yeah like it's pretty yeah it gets well it's a pretty blue state but i think like in the so the the pool per capita of people that were willing to be pegged is probably higher in Poland. Yeah. Yeah. That would be my guess. We're doing some real hard-hitting journalism. Yeah, and they said, even if you're sapiosexual, a smart sexual partner will get

you off faster, better, and more often. Sleep with feminist men, because I can attest they do exist, and they are total worth your time, because if enough of us hetero chicks insist on checking feminist credit credentials before taking off our clothes then we'd be able to change the system but or you'd be able to like i said introduce a technique known as lying

so if you were able to get a technique known as lying into the mix what's the author of this podcast or this article um i didn't write down her an author but i just copied and pasted it but what i was gonna say is one thing that i with a couple things one is i feel like girls like this hate so much that other girls don't think this right like she must because she's like right girls will all they think They think they're oppressed. They're like, you guys are like dumb oppressed. Like they're victims of the patriarchy.

They think they're, yeah, they think the other girls are oppressed. Yeah. But also they, it's the funny thing where they go, you know, girls like us,

we, girls like us, you know, need to get together to like only fuck feminist men to change the system. And then all the other girls are like, no. So she's like like imagine you know as guys were like women need to stop you know nagging us let's stop fucking them right guys hands in whoa guys until every girl pays their equal share we're gonna stop fucking them right boys and like you know and then yeah zero guys and then you'd be the guy being like no no some guys would and

then the other guys would be fucking snakes they'd be like yeah he's fucking idiots some 99.9 percent of guys would be snakes so that's what she thinks she's like why are you know these girls are fucking us over we need to you know so it funny. Yeah, we need to like fan together. Okay, so the funny part is she said, you know, even if you're not sapiosexual. So do you know what sapiosexual is? Yeah, it's called, if a girl ever tells you that, it means you're fucking ugly. Literally, she goes, if you're on a date with a girl. That's exactly what I was thinking.

If you're on a date with a girl and she goes, I'm a sapiosexual, she just doesn't find you attractive. She's like, you're gross, but I'll fuck you anyways. My boyfriend is sapiosexual. So a sapiosexual is someone who finds the content of one's mind to be most attractive. Yeah, it's literally how you let down someone you don't want to fuck. Be like, I mean, I love your brain. No, you don't let them down if you were a sapiosexual. If you're a sapiosexual. I love your brain. No, you don't let them down if you were a sapiosexual. If you're a sapiosexual.

But I'm saying if you don't identify as a sapiosexual, that's how you say you want to fuck someone. You say, sorry, I'm not sapio. Yeah, I'm sorry I'm not sapio. I can't fuck you. I find you gross. Great brain, though. Fucking packing upstairs. You're going to get a certain...

If we find the right sapiosexual for you. Like if there was a dating site that was called like sapio date it would just be like all twos yeah it is true though because you're never gonna see a girl she's like this guy's such a sapiosexual and it's like like chiseled abs like exactly never like i just love his brain that's so funny uh you know or uh girls are do you think there's a new thing where girls say they're a financial sapien because it is true it's like that's you know what most are attracted to but you go uh you know i'm a financial sapien yeah sexual financial guys with money and you know i know it's an affliction. A sapiosexual.

You're right. That is the worst dude. You're never seeing a sapiosexual that comes in and he's riding on a horse. Yeah. No. He's flowing. No. He's like some fucking computer programmer dude.

No. It's Danny DeVito. Exactly. Like Danny DeVito's wife's a sapiosexual. Right. No. She's a financial sexual. Yeah.

Exactly. She's not. She's not because yeah exactly she's not like because you cross a boundary when you like so he's gotta be successful yeah yeah you gotta be

like a poor so you literally have to be poor ugly but smart but smart and if the girl

likes you and like and usually because you're right if you're successful it's like you're like oh I'm really attracted to his

brain like yeah and low-key the fact that he's like the president of Pepsi yeah exactly yeah it's like like Grimes isn't like oh yellow muscles are satiosexual shut up right okay so that's the first the first half of it um but the the second half is that's what they describe why feminist men are good in bed right and then but the second half is why feminists are good in bed and they this is a separate article

on the same topic and it says seven things a feminist does in bed and this is if anyone's wondering you know like well what's it like to have sex with a feminist like and they're going to make the case that they're better but this also is going to make the case that anything they do, they're still feminist. Okay, so things a feminist does in bed. One, we're cool with dirty talk. Does every feminist like dirty talk? No.

But while feminists will be damned if anyone calls her a slut in the real world, in the bedroom, it may be a different story. Because a feminist believes the you do you philosophy right that's the funny thing the you do you philosophy covers a lot of ground right yeah I know

but it's like the funny thing is like having to like you know get to that because if you're a guy because like every guy has probably been there where you're like

you know you don't want you don't want to just like without any sort of like investigation just call a chick a slut while you're fucking yeah you like that you fucking hog yeah you like you fucking whore and like she's like what yeah like you know you gotta do some uh some poking around there yeah so they described the you do you philosophy that i also described to the me do me philosophy

yeah it's not calling you in the morning means uh the old trusty hand over here me do me that's the jerk off that's also danny's masturbation policy you do you so they subscribe to the you do you philosophy which says that as long as this this is what the you do you philosophy says as long as you as long as what gets you off is appropriate and consensual then you should have that yeah that's not you do you it's like you do you as long as you abide by all of my rules then you can do you and you're like well i'm not really no you're doing you they but i'm saying them but yeah i'm just saying like yeah it's like like the chicks being like yeah do whatever you want as long as they're in these strict parameters that i define yeah which is appropriate and what does appropriate mean uh it means that i've i've

it's it's it's been uh commanded by me at the beginning it's not really you do you no no but they're not saying well you maybe not you didn't understand this but they're not saying the guy gets to do you oh they're saying the girl gets to do her of course so that's that's why they're cool with anything and they're still a feminist because it's you do you right right which is literally the you can't take me at my worst you get don't get me at my best kind of thing yeah but it's like well how come you uh ran a place and you only hired men and you're still a feminist. You do you. Philosophy.

Right. Okay. We're not afraid to give direction. You don't say. So in case you were wondering what it's like to have sex with like a hardcore feminist, I'd say most, you know, I've slept with like tons of feminist chicks or whatever and i've what i've more experienced is that so many girls especially like peak 2016 17 like say they are and then that means nothing in their real life yeah other than the odd post on the internet yeah just internet stuff they're like exactly the same as any other girl except they say that they're that yeah and they had a

septum ring for a couple weeks and they had a septum ring for a couple weeks yeah also i've noticed recently a lot of girls that um that they're they're going through their first course of preg or you like they're oh they've done the motions they've tried to make the lesbian into a guy then they've gone back to guys all that sort of stuff they've started to be like um noticing that they are getting in trouble from their girlfriends for like not being a feminist enough you know and i've had girls say that like i can't win because like they'll they'll get in trouble for liking something that's like not feministy and then they'll you'll get in trouble for uh not doing feminism right like yeah i mean the moment you get caught in that world it's like it's just landmine after landmine yeah i know an uh asian

chick and she was saying that she's been getting in trouble like they're saying that she's not uh supporting like asians enough because she like dated white guys and stuff like that and you're like that's the age-old combo jewish guy white asian girl i can't tell you how many friends of mine date asian women why why is why do all jewish guys date asian women it's not all jewish guys it's definitely still a minority but uh i don't know i don't know it's like i think the one theory i've heard is that asian people like value wise is very similar that's possible so it's like the overall values is very similar and then dorks and then kind of and like but then also like they don't remind you of your mother in any way that's what i was that's what the person was saying they were like yeah the biggest thing is that

um yeah i don't want to date a guy that reminds me of my uh guy the other way or the other way in any way. That's what I was, that's what the person was saying. They were like, yeah, the biggest thing is that, yeah, I don't want to date a guy that reminds me of my, a guy the other way. Or the other way, whatever. They don't remind you of like, you know,

anybody in your family, but then they're like, close enough. See, I do like a dated girl that looks and acts like my dad. Yeah. Real fucking bro.

So we're not afraid to give directions. Feminists often like to be heard. Again, you don't say oh yeah the bullhorn was a dead giveaway i love that's pretty funny making an article clearing up like just in case you thought we actually do like to be heard i want to clear that up we believe that our voice has power and we may inject that belief into every corner of our life

you don't say this is this whole is a lot of you don't say. This segment is called you don't say. Especially our sex life. If you think you're going to be able to go to the bed with feminists and just skate by by only giving 50%, then you're sadly mistaken. That's what it is. Yeah, so you have to go to give up.

I'm just going to go in there with the girl. I'm going to try to get past her armpit hair and just give it 110%. But you imagine the other way around. I guess you can always say this with all that stuff, but some of them are more than others when it's the other way around where you go, if you think, okay, so if you think you have less than 110%, like unless you're talking to a prostitute, imagine finishing sex and go, what the fuck was that?

Especially if you finish and you're like what the hell was that you call that fucking sex what the fuck was that is that is it supposed to be a joke yeah is it some kind of joke

what was that 60% tops am I a fucking am I a fucking joke to you so the girl yeah if you think you're gonna skate by by not giving the

sometimes it's required yeah so that's that's that's you are pranking me i assume what was that shit you did one position your pumps were your pumps you're barely even pumping you came too fast you fucking starfish we can both play dominating and submissive roles so that's what

again they're denoising that just getting pegged just back to getting pegging dudes four we really give it our all when it comes to having an orgasm

I don't know when it comes to you having an orgasm that's what they're when it comes to you having an orgasm. That's what they're saying now. So they're saying, so now they're, okay, I'm listening.

Okay. So now they're pleading the case for why we should have sex with feminism. And they're saying, we really care about your dudes coming. Yeah. I'm listening. It's kind of the point. Okay.

It's kind of the point of the whole exercise, but okay. But you know, I'm listening. They say, okay. They say, we think that you're just as entitled

that's nice of them they think that you're just as entitled as them to have a phenomenal organism described okay so we're okay so we're going to make sure that that absolutely positively happens i feel like that still just comes down to sticking something in their ass well but for me everything is just yeah we're just gonna stick some shit up there see what yeah all of their things but more importantly the the thing they go you know we're absolutely you know um it's important for us to have a orgasm you go okay well for me it means you're not doing all this weird shit you're talking about for me you go okay i'm they're thinking

a guy orgasm is like a girl orgasm but really which this does go back to a classic girl thing so this is just a classic case of girls doing an easier job and calling it equality because if you actually think about it that's kind of what they're doing they're like no no it's just as important that you have one as i have one and you go one of these things not like the other and you go that that's the classic thing you go yeah you're doing 70 of the work and you that's generous i'd say right generous but yeah you go okay well for me i what that means for me is you not pegging yeah i really don't want to be pegged yeah rules are rules this is equality no but then after that what it means really i'll tell you what it means is after she's deemed it like

appropriate for you to now come she's gonna do all sorts of like performative weird shit you know what i mean it's gonna be like they're gonna be putting on this whole like show right sit back and watch this you know watch me work they're gonna be doing all this weird annoying stuff like what do you need stop asking me what i need you know what i mean let me just do this it's like just shut up turn around what do you mean shut up so that's sort of the gist of it okay so they say five and this is another I'm listening

they say contrary to what people might think we are cool with giving blowjobs so if feminists will give blowjobs cool sick sick you know sick

if we take into account you know but they what they do mean definitely is blowjobs at the end of you know or before

but they don't mean yeah not just they definitely do which I I've I know I'll tell you who it is Natish told me

that he just gets straight up blowjobs a lot. Nice. That's what that deserves. Nice. He straight up says, he goes like, you know, like whatever. They'll just be like hanging out and she'll just like blow them and that's it. Yeah.

I've very, very rarely experienced that. I had a girlfriend like that. Yeah? Yeah, she was. When? I don't know, 10 years ago. That's great. Yeah.

She was very into that, but then she was also like the craziest. I don't think I've ever enjoyed a blowjob because anytime I get one. You're like, what do I have to do now? Yeah. And more importantly, it's like even, okay, let's say it's, I mean, now I'm not as bad, but let's say I'm like back to being 20. I can have sex for four minutes. Right.

Without, you know, trying every technique in the book. Right. And you're going to blow me for three. Yeah. And then now afterwards expect me to fuck you. Oh yeah.

So I'm always like, if a girl starts like blowing, I go, okay, if we're going to have to do this, like don't tick down my clock on this. Please let me get my like credit for the full. You're like,

you have finite, you have a finite clock. Right. So they, they get you like to your bed to come and then they're like now pleasure me and you go well i can't yeah oh so that's what this was about all along so that's where so i don't think i've ever yeah yeah uh no this one she was she was you know i have to specifically ask for it which i wouldn't't want to do. Yeah, I feel- Or have to get into a scenario where I'm like eating them out all the time.

Right. It's like the trade. You're like trading. Whereas I would say more so, I think the trade would be like, listen, I'll bring you to a fancy dinner and I want like a no questions asked blows. Yeah. And I don't, you know, just come blow me. Don't expect anything in return.

Yeah, nothing. And I'll buy you this $200 dinner that you so require. Yeah. blows yeah and i don't you know just come blow me don't expect anything in return yeah nothing i'll buy you this 200 dinner that you yeah so require yeah sounds like prostitution no no well i'm not eating the dinner with her i'm gonna bring fancy dinner over to your house to your house house, yeah. Me and Daniel went to a $600 dinner with girls. We brought the girls out. You want to know something funny? Okay.

Do you want to know something funny though? I'll just say this because you say it's $600 but the funny thing is like it was actually and I know the exact amount it was $532

but it's like I remember the exact number because I was like oh, that's up there. Well, the worst part there's three parts that are terrible about this. So you go to fancier places than me. I have this has been bothering me i know this is i i mean

whatever i'll do it it's not actually the end of the world but i know um subscribe to my patreon i'm paying for very expensive i went to i looked at my bank statements yeah and i literally go i go i think this place fucked up right and double charged me or only charged me and then danny got away scott free and then and then and then i knew never knew so i told danny i go this place i think fucked up they got charged me this much and then you go the worst part is when we finish the girls go oh i thought it would have been more yeah i go excuse me they both seriously they were like yeah they're like that's not bad and like they were kind of trying to like soften the blow i go not bad i was speechless i'm speechless ryan's fucking ryan's rent payment

right there six hundred dollars yeah it was like five years i literally yeah i've been doing the thing where i go i had to take over how to take out a mortgage and anything anything that happens i go you know what I mean? Ryan's like, off to the plasma bank again. Just give us some fun. No, literally, he'll be like, hey, can you buy coffees? And I go, I have to check my bank after dinner. I was saying, I have my banking issue.

The worst part, too, is the next day, too, my girl probably two times kept bringing up how reasonably priced it was. Stop it. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. I swear. She the fuck up. Shut up. I swear. She did not bring up that that place was reasonably priced. Not reasonably priced, but she's like, I thought that would have been more from all the drinks we had.

She's like, I really thought that would have been more. And I go, huh? Are you kidding me? Is this like a ruse that she's doing to like suit you up for the next one, which is going to be double? No, she's literally like, she's like literally trying to like program me to think like oh man i got like what a steal that was huh i'm like going to my friends be like fuck you know i thought i was getting rinsed but turns out she's trying to program your brain she's like i gotta deal the lifetime and are you like shut the fuck up i go

i just i'm like uh-huh i mean again i knew how much that place was going to cost. I'm not like, I've been there before. So it's like, I didn't. Yeah. I was expecting 150 bucks each. Yeah. Like after on the bill. Per couple. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It was, I mean, it was, it's a nice trendy place in Miami. It was very trendy. Right beside us, there were four Latino women with their kids there. Yeah. And so we're at like a fancy club so these it looked like the type of girls that are dating like mob bosses right you know what i mean and these women have their kids there and they're all like drinking and dancing yeah and their kid it's

it's 12 so the kids are six years old the one kid is sitting there and he's bawling his eyes out yeah because he wants to go home yeah he's bawling his eyes out there's, because he wants to go home. Yeah. He's bawling his eyes out. So these, like, you know, mafia moms in their like $3,000 outfits, they have their drinks and they're like dancing.

Oh, yeah. And this kid is sitting there and they're not even looking at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I think that's... And then the other kid was sleeping.

One kid passed out. He's at a club passed out. Yeah, yeah, I know. On the patio. And honestly, the thing is like, Miami has the curfew right now, so it's like the place had to close at 12 or 1, but it's like normally I'm sure they keep their kids there until fucking 3 in the morning.

Yeah, it's insane. Dude, I'm telling you, Miami has a 24-hour strip club. They bring the kids on the dance floor and make them dance on the feet like it's at a wedding. Yeah, exactly. Miami has a 24-hour strip club. It's crazy. That is crazy.

If we take into account things like autonomy and choice then any feminist who wants to suck her partner's penis funny writing sucker partner's penis would you like me to suck your penis partner you're about to get the worst blowjob of your life you hear that would you like me to suck your penis partner who wants you to sucker any feminist who wants to suck her partner's penis oh they're saying p partner because her girlfriend could have a dick too right of course i didn't i didn't actually yeah yeah i guess so that's why she wants to suck her boyfriend or girlfriend's penis and love it and is delighting in the satisfaction that comes from getting her partner off.

And the empowerment of choice. So they can be empowered by sucking a cock. I know I am. But do you feel empowered when you blow a dude? Of course. Always. I feel empowered. I feel like I get power from their cum.

But that's, see what I say? Because this is what I was saying in the last thing. They're like, it's very important to make sure you get off. But really what they mean is I'm going to be empowering myself on your day. There has to be something that they get for this. It can't just be something where we're not just doing this for you. I have to get some sort of feminism tokens that I can fill up my feminism. Feminist equality really looks like a dude that gets

bitched the fuck around by them uh yeah for sure and you and you know and he's expected to you know blah blah but he should be so happy when i read blow him once a year to empower myself just so you know this is to empower me if you fucking enjoy this too much i'm gonna stop this is for me okay six we let porn inspire us so that's one thing that's good about them which i don't i actually find it annoying having sex with like when you have sex with a girl that's like in her like early 20s or something and she's like been into porn you know the idea she's moving her arms so the camera you know the camera doesn't get in the way she's got all the moves i actually find that annoying but they say the worst is the noise

the ones that are just like super loud just too much and you're like the real the production the acting it is funny

because even as I'm talking like we'll say this shit to like our female friends and you can see you can hear them being like oh you guys are so idiot you're like I'm telling you

I know a lot of guys that hate that annoying shit like we don't want you to pretend like you're not present it's just it's the faking it to pretend like you're not that present. It's just, it's the faking it.

It's like, we're not that stupid. We're stupid, but not like that dumb. Not to that degree. Where you could do all this fake nonsense and, you know, watching porn.

And then you're not, you're, it's like, when you try to actually like have a connection with someone, part of it is that you're not playing

a character like entirely. And when you can tell, when they're just like totally playing like the character i mean there's so many people listening to this podcast who are probably like i'm literally playing a character of a man richer than i am but well women are creating porn that's less misogynistic and heteronormative and more diverse realistic and inclusive you know wheelchair porn all sorts of stuff and therefore more enjoyable for them.

This doesn't mean that we only watch feminist porn. We are open to suggestions, of course. I mean, we're not tyrants. Yeah, that's not what you want, really. I mean, none of this sounds that enjoyable, but more importantly, if they are, I would rather them stick to this nonsense than being like, yeah, I've been experimenting with,

I've just been mainlining blacked.com. Or like or like you know if a feminist dude's girlfriend's like i've been uh watching wheelchair porn like great you're gonna stick a wheelchair in my ass spokes i don't know if we're gonna fit an entire wheelchair in there but yeah this article is just i'm still a feminist right um we enjoy ourselves so that's that is it's funny that they're clearing up these misconceptions too the idea that um because the whole gist of it is like almost debunking like just so you know feminists also enjoy themselves yes it's like they almost like low-key know how much even though there's a 50 chance we may accuse you of this being non-consensual after the fact we are enjoying

yeah but the conception is them having sex like oh mr bean oh they have sex like mr bean although old school science will tell you um will tell you believe that only men enjoy sex because only men have sex drives that's what they're saying that's the it goes back to the uh the juke app where the reason the original guy had it because he's bald it's always like a lot of like false information if this was a thing at one point is because like one guy yeah you know like he was just like it's actually he has the beacons like it turned no i trust me I did the research. That guy was Jesus. Yeah, yeah.

Like his, no, but this was him trying to convince his wife. Yeah. Like his wife's like, I hate having sex with you. And he's like, I did look at all these charts. And it's like, I have the science. I have the sex drive. I have the science. And it says that only men are supposed to enjoy it.

So the fact that you're not enjoying it, actually, that's just humanity, baby. So any thoughts that a woman woman just because she's a feminism just because she's a feminist might not totally be down to get laid is just crazy talk so i would be definitely down to go this if you are talking to a feminist at a bar and she's not totally get down to get laid make sure you mention that that's crazy talk that's crazy talk that's crazy talk baby and then when she me too's you being like he said it was crazy talk which and then i kind of did something i didn't want to do might not totally be down i'm totally down to get laid and if anyone anyone who says otherwise it's crazy talk it's a fucking liar anyone who says otherwise of me being totally fucking down

to get laid i have a feeling that um i'm not gonna i'm going to listen to that one. Yeah. I would say. That didn't age well. Yeah. Although these feminists are saying that anyone down to get laid is crazy talk. That if they're not down to get laid is crazy talk. I have a feeling that don't take them up on that. Don't take them up on that one.

Yeah. Also, okay. So that's the end of the article. but i thought that one thing that made me laugh at the end of it it like popped up other articles from the feminism and it said seven reasons why every woman needs to see a financial advisor and i was just loving the idea that like click on and it's like one they're bad at math two their husband has enough on his plate. You spend all your money on crystals. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Okay, well, we... Basically, that's the wrap-up of that article. Yeah. So, I don't know if there was anything else that you wanted to chat about for a second. You said you wanted to mention DeSantis. Well, just because we're in Florida, I just thought it was funny that...

Yeah, one last thing. Everybody's, like, killing... All the, like, people are basically killing DeSantis. Well, just because we're in Florida, I just thought it was funny that- Yeah, one last thing. Everybody's killing, all the people that are basically killing DeSantis right now for being like- Based. Well, they're basically being like, oh, Florida's doing well, but it has nothing to do with DeSantis in spite of him. And you're like, no, it's literally doing well. And I remember everybody's like, they've been saying for the last eight months or 10 months, they like well just give it two weeks we're gonna see the fucking bodies pile up and then it turns out that like so florida had higher it's completely fine well florida had higher case counts so they had higher per capita more cases than the per capita of the united states but they had like

low way lower deaths really yeah the the deaths per capita in florida are lower than like the meat the american average and desantis is just fucking oh now he's like dunking he's like oh he has been a fucking dunk fest oh dude he's like literally like you know all those like he's like we're killing california he's like you know the economy's booming he sort of said he's not republican or democrat isn't that no he's republican, you know, the economy's booming here. And he sort of said he's not Republican or Democrat. Isn't that the guy? No, he's Republican. I thought that was the guy

that John Lonsdale and those guys were talking about or whatever. No, that's the mayor of Miami. The mayor of Miami. So the mayor of Miami, Suarez, he's like,

I want to be able to pay employees with Bitcoin. You'll be able to pay- So everyone likes Suarez. Yeah, he's the big Bitcoin guy. He's like, I want all these tech companies coming here.

Like he's like, you know, he's turned Miami into like where people are like, oh, like oh like you know you can move to i mean dude five years ago my it was like la new york and then like miami was like kind of this weird like place up there it's like a party city but it's like wasn't like a serious place to move for like business and whatever and now all these people are like he's just crushing i mean we're here right now it's pretty sick like yeah it's just crushing it. I mean, we're here right now. It's pretty sick. Like, yeah, it's like,

you know, it's definitely not the, my, what I expected of Miami before I ever came here. But yeah, though, all those guys, but now it's like,

the thing is like, nobody could just be like, okay, I guess this guy would kind of write because then they would have to just, those other guys that like, if, I mean, it's obvious,

but like California guy, he, he legitimately, no one's made a bigger mess of covet like the even like with the vaccinations the amount that they've like fucked it up for their like equity programs and make other people with the right color of skin gets it first and they're just like sitting on the shelf yeah and they just have like fucking five million vaccines it's crazy i mean no nobody's fucking up worse than canada actually canada's california on crack

but like it's the biggest I can't even believe it like right now people like we're just getting our first vaccines it's crazy I really think that that is when you look at the future of because you kind of like okay if the Republican dudes were going to win

they you know they can't go back to like stuffy old conservative guy no and it seems like de santes would be the type of guy that could be the president for them like i mean you know he's not afraid to get criticized yeah which is the big problem with a lot of the stuffy conservative types they're still trying to be like no no i'm good like they just as much like do you know how like like woke people and all those people is all like look at it here's a black you know they're they do the same game they go here's a black guy that agrees

with us like they're yeah they do all that same shit because they're really afraid whereas whereas like de santas though and those types are more just like no i'm right go fuck yourself you know what i mean for sure and i mean the people who criticize them they're like well you didn't know this was gonna happen like they're like you just got you didn't know this was going to happen. They're like, you just got lucky. And you're like, maybe, I don't know. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. They just like, you literally give them no credit. And then you just like, they're kind of like, yeah, you should, you know, the way to be is just super cautious.

And we'll just reopen everything when there's zero cases of COVID. Yeah. And that's why you're fucking, everyone left your places. That's why people are literally moving to Miami places and they're you're that's why people are literally moving to miami right now and bays to sanders i've had a lot of people message me be like how's miami and i'm like way better that's great yeah i don't know yeah but the um also one thing we should address yes is before we go i just want to say that a certain uh david aaron long does not represent the the opinions of the long family yeah there's a certain person out there besmirching the long name

literally when i saw that shooting i go i just i i i looked at it and then i saw the guy's name i go i'll sit this one out dude that's my cousin's name yeah luckily he's like a black dude but yeah i mean i think there's a lot of people named aaron long yeah but i i saw do you see what came out like the came out today like basically the whole story behind it or whatever okay so what did he so he's like a super religious gun nut. Yeah. Right. Like super Christian dude. Had a bad day. Well that was the crazy thing. He goes I guess I had a bad day.

You go you think? You think you had a bad day? And then but no so he was like he was in and out of he literally was in and out of sex rehab. So he was like one of those dudes he's like one of those like kind of self flagellating like flagellating like like so he like he would go to these like rub and tugs and then he'd be like i'm disgusting for going flat yeah and then like he's like he's like it's so unpure like

that kind of like religious dude and then he would go into these like sex rehab things all these people were like in these sex rehabs with him and they were like yeah they're like he wasn't really an internet guy he didn't even have a smartphone really he's like he had a flip phone he's just like yeah he like kind of like not even really an incel dude it sounds like he's like because i was like because people like oh this is like a racist terrorist thing and then i was like i was like just based on the neck beard and i was like i was like he was looking more in because people are well people were like well he was targeting asian people then i was like well but we all know that like rub and tugs are like mostly or not mostly but a lot of times well i mean that's the i was thinking that because it was it was one of those things as soon as this happened it's almost like

groundhog day where you just watch everyone trying to attach it to their narrative exactly everybody these people are like it's more oh it's actually a women thing it's actually this trump thing yeah it's just yeah you said it could have been that's our friends that it could have been uh biden's nephew that shot down those people and they'd attach it to just yeah you said it could have been that's what our friends said it could have been Biden's nephew that shot down those people and they'd attach it to Trump yeah they somehow but I was like

and I was like you know I'm not gonna jump to like maybe no I was just like I was like maybe he was targeting Asians but then it came out where he was like

it was just the you know what the question would be and then it was like that they happened to be Asian well so and then you know I think

that then it's gonna go back and forth who gets to who gets to own this one for their cause you know i think that then it's going to go back and forth who gets to who gets to own this one for their cause you know what i mean it's like do the anti-gun people can they make this their you know it's like everyone i mean that should be everyone should be the anti gun like in my opinion i'm like it should go back to like the anti-gun thing no one do you think those people have the most claim to this but then i was talking to my girlfriend about it because she's like she's like yeah it's so crazy and i was like she's like yes you know

we have a gun problem in america i'm like yeah but like there was a guy in canada who wanted to do this exact same thing and he rented a van and he killed and he killed the same amount of people like it was maybe a little more random but it was like he he you know he he had felt it was all the stabbings in the uk or whatever i mean that's yeah that's like the kind of but i'm saying doing like to kill this amount of people in one go yeah it's like you know you don't need a gun to do that if you have the will to do that and the i think that when you look at uh everyone trying to like grab it for their narrative or whatever and it's like it's almost too obvious to watch but i think the question would really be if it was an asian thing what you would need to know which you'll never be able to know is what percentage of rub and tugs are asian a lot well but you'll never know because

they're illegal businesses right right well if you said if this was like restaurants you'd go okay well 70 this is the percentage you go what because i know in toronto well they just call them but you could say what percent of us but the thing is like they're not classified like you know i know a spa but that's what i'm saying what this is the question yeah okay look if he okay so he i mean i'd say the first he went to three rub and tugs they were all asian right yeah if you do the math and you say 100 70 percent yeah are all as, then you go... Well, no. The question is, what percent of massage spas

are rub and tugs? Because they're not all... The thing is, in the East Village near me... No, the question is, what percentage of rub and tugs are Asian? Yeah. At least 50.

But that's what I'm saying. If it's 80, you go, I don't think there's a case for racism. If it's 20, you go, I don't think there's a case for racism. If it's 20, you go, huh? You know? Of course. If it's only 20% of spa rub and tugs are Asians, and three of them, what's the odds? It's 0.2 times 0.2 times 0.2.

Yeah. And you go, statistically, this was a hit. Yeah, for sure. But you'll never be able to get that information. I mean, it sounds- Which means, which is convenient because the, you know, Sean King's in the world. You get to use this how they want to use it. Well, it still sounds- And the other people. Everyone gets to use it because you can never really get to get that information i mean it sounds which means which is convenient because the you know sean king's in the world you get to use this how they want to use it and other people everyone gets to use it because you can never really you can yeah you can never yeah there's not that they would care to anyway yeah not that they would care to exactly but like

if the sounds of it these are just places he frequented these were the places he frequented then he was like you know those are the ones he went those are the ones he went to so it's anything the opposite of racism because he really loved the Asian spot. Right. He loved them too much. But then he was like, they're causing me to sin. He loved them too much. Yeah.

This is more of a crazy God thing where he's like, they're causing me to sin. Yeah. And I'm like, this is disgusting. I'm impure. I have to like, you know. It's like killing my drug dealer. But in this case. Yeah.

You know, like if someone went and killed their drug dealer and you go, oh, you're a drug dealer. And he was an Asian guy and they go oh threats against Asian people it wouldn't be like that kind of thing you really do have to when all this stuff happens as soon as you're like okay there's a shooting you're like okay don't be a white guy

and then you're like okay it's a white guy and you're like okay don't be a race thing you know what I mean the one thing I can think of for Jewish stuff whenever stuff happens like it be a race thing. You know what I mean? But I mean, the one thing I can think of for Jewish stuff is whenever stuff happens, it's a Jewish thing, and Jewish people will be like, oh, they're targeting Jews.

And sometimes they are, but sometimes they're not. And they'll be like, you know, it'll be like... Sometimes they were just targeting bankers. Or whatever. Maybe someone goes and robs a jewelry store, and they're like, oh, they're targeting Jews. And you're like, no, they're just... Targeting jewelry stores. They like robs like a jewelry store and they're like oh they're targeting jews you're like no they're just targeting jewelry they they were going to rob a jewelry store and they happen to be run by jews the problem is it's like even when you get in you

go even if you go okay well which one was it and you go even if you had all of the information and you came out doesn't really simply well it doesn't matter to anyone no yeah yeah like like this no one cares like the people everybody attaches their flag and then they move and then they use it to but like the thing is like there's nothing is going to come of it for like in terms of like asian stuff although it'd be like if you're you know we know a lot of dudes who are like rub and tug guys and you're like what's the what's the day after that look like when like biden's like we're gonna like what we're gonna send the fucking national guard to every rub and tug in america to protect them like you know like like like when mosques get shot up or a synagogue gets shot up and like every synagogue and every

mosque has a heightened police presence and you're like what are they doing now like the heightened police presence because they're like because they're always worried about like like copycats or whatever which never happens happens. Literally, it happens zero. What would you do if you were there and they had the guard there while you were trying to serve your customers? Yeah, exactly. Dudes have to go through... They're doing an illegal thing and then they're like, yeah, there's all this police scrutiny.

I mean, the real losers in this whole thing are the rub and tugs. The rub and tugs, yeah. Because they're just like, they probably are losing tons of business now. That's the real losers. And everyone on the internet that has a narrative is a winner. Yes. Whatever that narrative is. But the actual rub and tug people, a bunch of them got killed.

And now the ones that haven't got killed, they're just like, people don't want to go there because they increase scrutiny. At the end of the day, that's the real losers. So tip your rub and tug, lady. Tip your rub and tug, ladies. Or man. This has been the Miami cast. Miami cast.

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