The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Bachelorette Parties Ruin The World & Girl Privilege

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

White House shenanigans, progressive movie tickets, bachelorette parties and GIRL PRIVILEGE! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 60% Off Your Subscription Fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Your Subscription Or Free Trial SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yeah, thank you to everyone who came out to D.C. and Pittsburgh. Very cool hanging out with everyone. Sold out shows for the squad. Next, the fellas, fellas, tours coming to Syracuse, Albany, West Yak, Edmonton, Jacksonville, Miami, San Jose, Tacoma, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus, Charlotte, Greensboro, Raleigh, Toronto, the Six, Phoenix, Los Angeles, LA. You already know what it is. Plano. Plano, Plano, Plano. Just a plain old place called Plano.

Plan A, Plan B, and Plano. Detroit. And yeah, going to Detroit, you know what it is. Eight Mile and Baltimore. Yeah. And I'm going to be in Toronto August 26th at the Paradise Theater. Daniel Polishok. Couple weeks, Paradise Theater, August 26th at the Paradise Theatre. Daniel Polishock. Couple weeks, Paradise Theatre, August 26th.

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The Bros. The Boys. The Homies. The Boys. The Dudes. Experience the Boys' Cast. So, I was just in D.C., right? And I filmed like tons of stuff while I was there, right? And then I went outside of the White House and I was doing this like wild stuff. What's it like?

Is it all boarded up? Hot. Yeah, yeah. But remember how crazy? You couldn't even see the White House. I was doing this like wild stuff. What's it like? Is it all boarded up or less boarded up? Yeah, yeah. But remember how crazy you couldn't even see the White House last time you were there? I'll tell you an interesting thing. It's the Black Lives Matter. It's all like the, every second thing's name is Black Lives Matter, right? It's like the Black Lives Matter grocery store.

Boulevard, yeah. I walk the boulevard. And that was what's happening forever, right? It was just Black Lives Matter, everything, right? And then interesting remember the scooters wouldn't stop as soon as you get yeah yeah you black lives matter plaza the scooter is disabled automatically you can't scooter very dystopian scooter lifestyle in dc they don't want you scootering on the black lives matter right but the there's a lot of things that have all the you know government issued probably black lives matter and asian lives and the you know government issued probably Black Lives Matter and Asian lives

and you know Stop Asian Hate yeah just as much really so I saw like can you scooter in Stop Asian Hate Plaza

they haven't got the scooters revoked yet but my point is Asians are on the come up dude I'm saying your people should get some of that action where it's like you know Black Lives Matter

Asian lives and then be like you know you think you're saying my people need some pull in DC? Well, as far as the marketing goes. You think you have not enough pull

in DC? No, because you have, no, all of the like, the Jewish stuff is all in weird places. Like,

you're in the middle of nowhere and there's like 90 signs that are like, remember the Holocaust? Yeah, yeah, I know, I know,

the weird, the anti-Semitism stuff. The anti-Semitism stuff is all very like, Holocaust happened. Yeah, hello. If you remember. We would hate for it to be 6 million and 1.

Yeah, but Asian Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate is taking over DC, man. They weren't there a year ago, and now they're everywhere. Yeah, there was nothing a year ago. I'm telling you. I think you were still legally allowed to hate them a year ago. That's what was going on. So this is what I saw. I was telling you. I think you were still legally allowed to hate them a year ago. That's what was going on. So this is what I saw. I was like filming

outside the White House and then everyone there can't speak English, right? It's like mostly tourists, right? Yeah. And then except for the regulars that have a lot to say.

Who are there every day. They're there every day with their same spiel that they tell over and over again. There was a but all of a sudden outside of the White House and then we're just all hanging

out immediately a black guy uh was like maybe a hundred meters from where we're standing so in front of the gates where the white house is and he just starts like the fence he just starts kicking the cop car over and over again yeah and then the cop runs up and is like, stop kicking him. This guy just fucking decks the cop, knocks the cop over, cop gets up, this guy is just wailing on the cop.

So we're in front of the White House, like this dude's just like tuning the cop up, right? Yeah. Pretty crazy. And then all the other cops run over

and just demo this guy, right? And then while that's happening, a hundred other cops come and then the snipers come out on top of the White House roof. So we have a picture of it. If you look, all of a sudden,

so there's like 10 cops beating this guy up and then the snipers are on the side of the roof like pointed at him. Really? And then they're trying to kick everyone out, right? So we were there twice. Both times within 20 minutes, they shut it down and kicked everyone out again right yeah so immediately a hundred cop security guard

types i think special services or something this is a service yeah yeah they start kicking everyone out they're like you guys gotta get out and i just kept saying no it's cool we're with the press i kept saying i'm with the press and they were just like what are you talking about and i was like yeah i know i'm telling everyone to leave, but what's the area that the press goes? And they were getting pretty fed up with me, right? The card, the press card in your hat? I kept telling them that I didn't have to leave because I was with the press. And then this guy just probably got like,

they probably broke his arms and legs. Oh yeah, you get fucked up for it. And you're probably doing like 10 years in prison. I don't know what you get for trying to beat up cops outside of the white house yeah and i don't know if those are regular dc cops or if those are uh like they weren't regular dc cops they're like the white house like special yeah those snipers are on the roof i think that they just live there but they pop up yeah they pop up so you see them they go what's going on they're sleeping bags right now yeah they're pretty crazy yeah they have their so you see them they go what's going on they're sleeping bags right now yeah it's pretty crazy

yeah they have their little sleeping caps on well anyways I'm posting I did a bunch of wild stuff that I'm not going to put on the main channel so if you want to go to

youtube.com slash ryanlongpremium I'm going to be posting a lot of wild stuff like that but okay so first of all lots of definitely stuff went down

but one of the interesting things is so all of the people that are kind of on the dark web or like any sort of you know not mainstream internet personalities yeah i've all been there's this thing and everyone probably knows what i'm talking about but basically you call the you find out someone get they find out where the person lives and then they uh swat

them which means you essentially you say hey there's this guy and he's got a gun and he's holding someone hostage. He's trying to kill... You say any number of things. They did it to Bieber. That was the first time I ever heard of it was Bieber kept having it done to him. Right. So, Tim Pool, there was basically six days in a row where the cops just kept coming to his house and swatting him. For sure. Because if you say, hey,

there's this person at their house and they have no choice but to come. Because imagine they didn't. They go, oh, there's this person at their house. They have to. They have no choice but to come. Because imagine they didn't. They go, oh, it's just this. It's not happening. And then an actual thing happens. So in real life, yeah, you'd be like, it's a fall.

Oh, this person cried wolf too many times. But protocol-wise, it doesn't matter, right? No. And this is all from internet people who are smart enough, probably, I guess, to be able to kind of you know do it without being caught right yeah some people do somehow get caught which seems stupid because it seems like the easiest thing to not get caught but but this was one of those things where if you're a if you're a

personality on the internet especially like a big streamer or youtuber like especially the really huge ones it's almost like a guarantee it's gonna happen you know what i mean yeah i mean when we went and did tim pool and then i went and did tim pool i was like one of these has to be a swat dude it was happening so much every one of those guys it's happened to you know what i mean yeah i mean when we went and did tim pool and then i went and did tim pool i was like one of these has to be a swat dude it was happening so much every one of those guys it's happened to you know what i mean some of them is quartering seven times whatever right so anyways there's this internet personality who's trans called kafals yeah it happened to her one time and this is the you know they want to talk about how much easier it is for girls or you know uh trans women like just the level of you know the biggest to talk about how much easier it is for girls or you know uh trans women like just the level of you know the biggest thing they always say when you talk about the difference

between guys and girls is like you know what happens where the guy has problems nothing because no one cares right correct if a girl has like a big issue it's like you know that well she plays her whole identity as a victim but this is you know just picture this was a female celebrity it's like you know what i'm saying yeah of course you know that old that old monty joke they always say it's like if a guy cries like our friend monty used to have a joke that was like perfectly describes it where he's like if a girl cries and like at work everyone you know comes up are you okay if if a guy cries in public watch how much space he gets yeah nothing bad of course yeah like if you're a guy on the subway and you start

crying just everyone like watch everyone like move over a couple seats you know what i mean i was at a restaurant and fucking the girl just started just turn the waterworks on the guy was so when i was in italy the girl was the guy got so awkward he was like on a date with this girl and she just starts bawling yeah and then he came behind her and he was like trying to console her and then she and the craziest is the she's now laughing and crying at the same time you go like whoa god damn dude she's like she's like but it's like oh no and the guy's like doesn't know what to do and he's like massaging her shoulders and it was like imagine a scenario where that was yeah you have the guy

bawling his eyes out just sitting there and then yeah and the girl's massaging his shoulders it's crazy right so yeah it's just such a

obviously a different thing but this girl one time not to say that you know this is good to have happen to people but it just is one of those things where you go, listen, if you're, you know, probably it's not good to punch people in public.

But if you're like a drug dealer, it's like probably likely that at some point you're getting punched or something. You know, you're getting in a fight or some sort of whatever. Right. Yeah. So they this girl got this happened once to her, and then immediately 9,000 blog posts. Yo, YouTube's posting about it. Jagmeet Singh from Canada posted a big manifesto being like, this is what happens. This is transphobia, and this is sexism.

Welcome to the world of streaming, pal. And you go, yo, this has happened to every guy 40 times with a big platform. But this is streaming. This is a streamer's life. Yes, but no one cares until it happens to like one of their fucking protected classes of course well yeah they don't even it's like it makes me sick well i bet if you go jagmeet singh you go yeah so he like he probably thinks this is the first time this has happened to anyone ever and it's happening to a

trans person or they don't even that's being that's that's like if you want to be uh you want to be on their side almost where you're like oh oh, it's just like a little bit of ignorance of them not understanding. And this one just got to them. But somewhere on that chain is someone that does know this happens all the time. They just don't care until it's like, you know, they're like, oh, a guy got swatted. A guy got swatted. A guy got swatted.

A guy got swatted. Yeah, I'm just, I'm going to chill at home. A trans person got swatted. I gotta get swatted. I gotta get swatted. Uh, yeah, I'm just, I'm going to chill at home. A trans person got swatted. Get my cake. I can't imagine there's a fucking Vox piece of when our daily beast of Royce and Mersh got swatted. Right. Like,

and you're like, yeah, I don't think of course, but my point is then she raised like $80,000 and it was like, it's just, just admit like these people just admit you don't care. You just want to like you, your whole,

their whole thing is how can I sort of, you know, prop up these like one groups or whatever. Yeah. Don't, you don't get to pretend you care about the thing. Cause you don't care about the thing. They're like,

swatting needs to stop. You don't think that you probably liked it when it was happening before. If you could almost say that the media be lying. So it's more than lying though. It's like, it's like a, it's not even sort of agenda. It's not even, yeah, it's not even like lying though it's like it's like a fun it's like some sort of agenda it's not even yeah it's not even like lying it's like a fundamental like just such sleazeballs oh the

worst you know the worst this is the thing you know and they want to talk about so my point to the get is like kind of what i'm saying is you know when they talk about any of these people talk about privilege all the time right and it was it was just like, there was a job for girls that if you're like a decently hot girl, you go to a club and then you drink, you know, you're a hot girl. You just party. They give you 400 bucks a night to party

and walk around and drink. Be hot. Drink guys' alcohol. And yeah, well, be hot, party, and then make guys think that they have a chance with you and then you go home you don't even need to necessarily do that you're just like that's you just be there yeah well that's well that's what i'm saying just the act of being there without a guy you're like you can't like you'd be like yeah don't like make anybody think you're with

some guy yeah it's like the ultimate thing don't do that and then yeah and then they have that in japan like a lot where they go there you buy a bottle and they go oh uh would you like some girls to come drink it for you like that's so crazy at least they're straight up with it in japan that's pretty honest yes i do how funny is that to just like um you know you just do it like a singles like yeah i'll buy one shot and i'd like a girl to come take the shot the girl comes up she goes She goes, hey, how's it going? Takes a shot. He goes, all right, that'll be 10 bucks. Like, it's kind of what happens. Yeah. You go to the thing, but get a booth, and then they give you a girl to sit in your booth.

But I mean, they are providing a service. Sure. Valuable service. But you want to talk? Like, imagine the idea of me and you get hired. Like, what happens is you go to the bar, and you just get to sort of hang around, just walk around, like drink some girls' beers. you'll see some girls like have you know that girl is a six pack you know if you see a girl that just ordered a six pack of buds just pop by you know maybe

drink a couple of them yeah i go hey fish around in the bucket for the bottom claw fish exactly fish around in the girl's bucket For some drinks Steal you know Steal a couple bobs Then you take one And then you put one In your back pocket for later And you go Thanks ladies

You go maybe give the girl a hug Slap her ass And then you gotta Move on to the next table She goes You think that guy likes me? Yeah I think that guy's

Collect your He's into me? Collect your 400 bucks At the end of the night I know someone who's Now wife But when they're dating That that was like her job. I don't think you want to date those girls.

No, he didn't. No, he made her quit. Yeah, he made her quit. You guys have got to stop that. You can't be dating like a professional club hoe. I mean, you can be smashing a professional club hoe. Absolutely. Especially if you can get her bringing in her drinks.

I mean, what a job, though, huh? Yeah. You know when they always talk about how their jobs are going away, like truckers? New jobs are popping up. There's new jobs popping up all the time. That's what I'm talk about? How they're like, oh, these jobs are going away. Like truckers. New jobs are popping up. There's new jobs popping up all the time. That's what I'm saying. Clubhose, streamers. None of these things used to exist.

If you used to be a trucker. Yeah. And they take trucks away now. Like Barb from Michigan. That'll be the other. If there was truly affirmative action, like real true affirmative action across all things fairly, there would just be some dude, some fat dude in a fucking club. He shows up to your booth.

Yeah, he's the club hoe. Yeah, that's how you get. His flannel is like tied so you can see his beer gut and he's just pounding fucking natty lights. No, he's showing up and pounding your like orange juice. He's taking just stealing vodka crayons from some college

finance kids that's true affirmative action but we'll never see it what's up boys I'm Bill I'm the club club sent me over

yeah you guys want to party you guys like to party you guys are cute Bill no I'm saying the other way where it's like some girl though right like some 60 year old girl You guys are cute Bill No I'm saying the other way Where it's like some girl Though right

Like some 60 year old girl Just like chain smoker Who's just been a truck driver 95 years And she just She you know She's not a trucker anymore But now she's a club hoe

Now she's a club hoe Yeah exactly So this is When you want to talk about priv You go Someone you know One bad thing happens to you that happens to every single guy that has your same job.

And all of a sudden the world gives a shit. Yeah. And again, like, do you want to be treated differently or not? Obviously they do. Yes. And, uh, also just was, this is my, it was my, always my favorite meme of the, like, honestly, I say I have it in my phone and every once in a while when I'm looking for pictures, I see it again, and it just always makes me laugh.

But the meme that was like, 1960, women want equal rights. And then 1990, women are just as good as men. 2022, women are men. It's the girl just like, I think it's rachel maddow or something like that yeah yeah it's just like or whatever you know elliot page or whatever 2022 women are men that's the progression it's so funny we made it ladies we did it women are men changed my mind we did it joe i was like the idea of doing a change my mind to just set up at a park and it says you're gay change my mind people have to sit down and

it was like what's up and there's like so you gay it's like why have a wife like i don't know i still feel like you're gay my mind's not changed well here's another good one so there's this you know what okay so actually there's a thing called all called reductress which is kind of like the female the girl onion you know yeah. And it's funny, it's a funny observation I have about girls, I feel like, because,

so they have their, like one of their, they're doing a lot of this kind of stuff, but recently their satire, it goes, ugh, typical straight white man

says typical straight white woman. Like, you know what I mean? So they're, they've like, they're very, very, and the only one, reductress is a site that white women,

you know, for white girls, right? Yeah. But it's interesting. But when Reductors started, white women were actually a victim class and they've kind of lost that status. In their mind, yeah. No, they were probably. Well, intersectionalities are going over. Yeah, they've lost that status. They've lost their status, right?

So they've sort of just had to move in a way that made sense. Like, you know, if you're going to be in intersectionality obviously that's the way i gotta go you can't be doing 2015 feminism takes right but the interesting thing is it's still kind of successful and to me the reason why that's like interesting is because that's only works for girls because no guys are gonna self-flagellate themselves the way that white girls will white girls are the only, like, there'll be white dudes that'll flat, like, there'll be dudes that'll flagellate themselves, like self-flagellate themselves, if that's the right word, in order to get women.

So, you know, like the dorky male feminist types or whatever, right? Yeah, the male feminists, yeah. But those guys are doing it sort of to, you know, they're essentially, the best way to describe those type of guys is people always say it's just like a sleazy way to get pussy but it's not really true what happens is guys actually have hierarchies i was kind of thinking of and you know what they're doing they're just replacing like they're still they're just replacing themselves below a different hierarchy which is like the woman power the woman like mainstream power structure yeah they're just

making that their like leader there it's almost like you know when two sides are fighting and eventually like an army's losing and they'll be like the other guys like we can kill you or you can come fight for our army they're they're just like turncoats yeah so they they were almost it's not that they yeah that's a good way to put it so guys they're male feminists they're not always it's funny to say that, but they're not actually just always trying to get pussy. What they're really doing is they're like submitting under this new leader, which is girls.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. They would never admit it. But that's what the structure is. They're more like morally, they're like, no, this is a higher thing than this. It's just the getting the girls, nice little bonus of being an ally or whatever. But a lot of those guys, we always joke that these guys are pussy fiends. Like most of these guys are actually dorks that don't get women.

Like every one of my friends is like, well, that's why they're doing. Yeah, exactly. Because because what they're doing didn't work. So then they're trying a new strategy. Yeah. But I don't think that that's I don't think it's that simple. I think it's more what's happening is that there's hierarchies of men and they would be low in that hierarchy of men so what they're actually doing is they're finding like this new hierarchy which is uh you know basically this hierarchy of like women yeah

and they're like but the truth is like the top of that they're kind of saying like they just rather be at the bottom of the women hierarchy than the bottom of the men hierarchy and that to me because that to me is what's actually happening chicks love that yeah well they're bottoms yeah they're either way they're bottom yeah they're bottoms yeah they're bottoms either way they're bottom but that's you know what i'm saying yeah yeah doesn't that make sense yeah so but only girls would be in a situation where they're kind of you know just you know like white girls are just like we're the worst like anything that started doing that with guys i feel like literally trendy it would only it would just have to be for girls or guys would just stop i don't think there's one thing where it's like a men are bad site that men watch you know what i

mean only women will like yeah women watch flag like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're doing a lot of themselves uh well i mean some men are probably watching the men are bad stuff but that's just well but that's because they don't. Those men are women, basically. Yeah. Yeah. Those men are functionally. Like Daily Beast is all like men are bad. Yeah.

But honestly, it's mostly women. Probably. Those readerships are mostly women. Yeah. I think so. So anyways, I thought this was funny. It's like a girl thing. Basically, there was all these like white girls on TikTok.

They were kind of saying there was a black movie that comes out, and they were like, you know, we need to go see this movie to support or whatever. And then this woman posted probably my favorite. And there probably will do this, but this is what happens if you want to, like if you're one of these people that wants to try to be like a white girl supporting this black movie. This is the suggestion. If you really want to prove to black

people that you love us and you care about us and you are down for the cause do not go see that movie opening weekend you buy your ticket you give it to a black person or a black family who can't afford to go and then you go sit at that theater in front of the doors you make sure that every black person in that theater can enjoy that movie in peace now you want to see some fucking real accidental racism happening you know just regular black family goes oh i'm just trying to give my tickets to a poor black family you go why us like it'll be like literally like just you know the the fucking racism of low expectations how fucking funny is that you have to find a poor black family and make that decision white girl goes and buys five tickets and then goes up to a black guy and be like,

five tickets. Okay. And also, I think I just need to say this beforehand. What's the movie? Do we know? I think it might. Juana Man 2? Okay.

But like, does it really need to be said that she's saying, you know, we just need only black people in the theater so everyone can watch it in peace? Movie. Racists are like. She's saying, you know, we just need only black people in the theater so everyone can watch it in peace. The movie. Racists are like. Listen, we need this theater. It's the meme with the kid at the desk, you know, with the vein. The vein's popping out. We need this movie theater packed to the brim with nothing but black people so everyone can watch this movie in a peaceful, quiet manner with no interruptions.

No one's going to be talking. Not taking this bait. You go. No, no, no, no, no. Yep. That's correct. That'll be a smoother viewing experience. Much better.

Much better viewing experience, certainly. No one taking phone calls during the movie. But you fucking got... Yo, this is the type of stuff where you can get... It's almost like... You know how in Game of Thrones they had the guy where he was like... They cut off his dick and stuff like that? And they made him essentially the bitch?

Yeah, the eunuch or whatever. Yeah, and he kind of used to be this powerful guy and he was just so beat down you could get him to do anything. I don't know many guys where you could be like, hey, unless this directly benefits you. For example, you're a blogger or a YouTuber and you're going to film yourself doing this

and it's going to be part of your whole gimmick, right? But any normal dude, I don't know a single one. It's going to be like, I got five movie tickets, please. But girls, I'm telling you, they'll do this shit. White girls, they will pledge their allegiance to intersectionality.

There's girls who will do this kind of stuff. It's like, I'll buy my five tickets. I'll wait outside. They wait outside and they wait outside like with their you know their arms crossed and someone like a white guy

tries to come in and they try to stiff arm you you should do this as a fucking little streeter thing just go go buy go up to Harlem

buy five tickets for wherever this movie is and then try and give them away yeah and then say and I'm gonna be guarding the theater to make sure no whites come in yeah and just be like

what's your like how much money did you make last year just gotta make sure that the poorest people are really getting this can i get your tax return if you don't mind yeah like how poor are you exactly i'm gonna need to just because if you have too much money then you're not victim enough so that shit was that's nuts there did you see the right wing uh there's a similar thing but they they were like there's a right wing dating app that kaylee mcinerney's sister is pushing try to make some money on that puppy eh

well it's just like hey if you're a conservative and you've been on Tinder and everybody's shitting on you because you're like whatever so here's just like a thing

and then but all the people are like oh this is fucking like I saw that who's the the basketball guy who fucking

is like a political guy oh he's not who's the Daily Wire show the black guy no no no not the black no no no not the actual

why can't I remember his name the blocker charge guy Rex Chapman Rex Chapman oh you mean the old basketball guy he's a white guy right he's a white guy

he's a black guy has his profile picture which is strange yeah I thought he was a black guy forever no no no he used to

I mean he used to be a good player or whatever but he's just like he got famous if people I'm sure people player or whatever, but he got famous. I'm sure people know who he is, but he got famous from straight up posting videos of people getting hit by cars. That was the whole thing.

People get destroyed. And now he became a woke boy. And then he became a MAGA, or a conservative, not a MAGA, a fucking liberal dude or anything. But then he was like, oh, woke boy.

He's a total woke boy, yeah. And he had a CNN Plus show that got canceled after a day. That must have stunk. It is. But he's like on that thing. He goes, oh, their tagline should be like, swipe white. I'm like, that's literally racist to assume that there's no conservative people who aren't white.

And everybody's like, Rex, you get them. And you're like, there's so many black conservative people of all races. And you're like,'s so many black conservative people and of all races and you're like that's so racist this is the way and it's and with a lot of races when you talk about like latinos or whatever like it's pretty even to be completely honest like all that is and you go i think it's wherever the people wherever they live people are more likely to be that yeah but like if you ask me you go what percentage of black people are democrats you'd be like i don't know a hundred like that's like in his mind he honestly that's what he thinks is you're like yeah every single one they just think dude he does that like once a day where

a lot of people think that that's like the joe biden you ain't black stuff exactly right and they do that like once a day but i get i get it if politicians try to push that narrative because they're just like it's effective for voting but if you're not a politician it's like all you're doing is just exposing that you like have no idea how people operate yeah yeah it's gonna take a quick second here to tell the folks about us fantastic new sponsor and that is babble now listen for all of your summer travels whether you're going abroad or staying domestic, if you want to immense yourself in the culture, immerse is the word. Immerse. Not immense. If you want to immerse yourself in the culture, I need to learn English,

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this uh while we're talking about celebrities buzzfeed is doing the lord's work yep the lord's work and by releasing a list of celebrities who liked johnny depp's instagram post disgusting i puked. Every time I see a celebrity, I puke. Stuff that they're up to. Yo, this is what BuzzFeed's up to right now. You remember how there used to be like 10? Yeah, a list.

Yeah, a list of 10 wacky. Here's a bunch of people you can cancel or not cancel. Wink. Dude, it drives a lot of uh internet personalities i i've been started to do things you know videos kind of being like oh look at me i'm trying to get canceled you know what i mean kind of making fun of cancer it's like i feel like it all sort of um stems from like it's a lot of that stuff is always you know when you put up the mask and they're actually seething yeah but it stopped working canceling people doesn't work all that great and boy does that piss them off yeah oh yeah the best part is they have the list and then if you

look at the list it all says decline to comment they go has not responded to buzzfeed news and you're like yeah you dm'd a person with a hundred million followers to say do you want to comment duh and then yeah you didn't hear back and million followers to say, do you want to comment? Duh. And then, yeah, you didn't hear back. And then they go, eh, declined to comment. Declined to comment. I have 12,000 followers and I didn't get a response back. So this stupid blogger running a hit piece body.

And then on top of that, they did this. They did a list of celebrities who like Johnny Depp's post. And then under that, they did a list of celebrities who liked Johnny Depp's post and then under that they did a list of celebrities who unliked the post so celebrities that liked it and then there's starting to be some buzz about that well because they took a screenshot of who liked it and then they went back to do their article

to see if there's any more and they noticed that some of these weren't there anymore they go that's suspicious but that's what I'm saying like that post they didn't put me on it I liked the post what's wrong BuzzFeed what's wrong Buzz buzzfeed i'm not a big enough celeb for you like that post has 20 million fuck is jamie bauer dude the post has 19 million likes right now they went through each one every single time they had to go buy a new phone because they

threw it at the wall they go no not patty smith patty smith ryan adams who also was in a little bit of a hot water himself ryan adams this happened to he got a little bit of a situation himself yeah like bella hadid did not respond to comments oh bella hadid you're in the scope we're watching you no they were these are the removals no that's the people who liked her bella hadid might also be a removal, but I'm looking at just the people who did it. Halle Berry was a removal, I believe. Naomi Campbell commented, I'm never watching Scream again.

I'll tell you what, Halle Berry. If I go to, I'm going to watch Scream with the Scream mask. You're not going to see me coming. Guess what? I'm going to whisper into your ear wearing the Scream mask shame no it's gonna happen i'm gonna wear this i'm gonna put the scream mask on and when no me camel does least expected you think she's walking out of i'm thinking of nev campbell yeah same to me same thing to me oh look the same those all these no all these johnny depp post-lifers are all the same to me.

Either way, I'm putting the screen mask on. All you Campbells are racist. I will say, I was confused for a moment. I go, she is. And then I'm putting the screen mask on, regardless. And then I'm going to find you walking out of Chick-fil-A most likely. You and Kid Rock are probably walking out of Chick-fil-A and Tucker Carlson.

And then I'm going to whisper into your ear, Shane. And then I'm going to go home. Because I'll be enough. Maybe you can grab the phone and re-like the post. Yeah. It's your punishment. That's like smoking the smokes. You get buses having to smoke.

You smoke the whole car. You smoke the whole pack. You go, you got to re-like every misogynist post. Pull up Chris Brown's Instagram. You're going to like every Chris Brown post until you learn your lesson. Oh, you like what you like? Yeah.

You enjoy Harding misogynistic posts. That's your favorite thing right now. You like that? Okay. Now pull it up. Now you're like an Andrew Tate's post. Yeah. Pull up Dave Portnoy.

We're going to do the, we're going to run the gamut. Yeah. See how you like that. And then they're like, their tears are falling on their screen. No, no, you're not done. They're not done. You're going to like every misogynistic post. And they go, there's falling on their screen no no you're not done they're not done you're gonna like every massage there's water on the screen it won't work now go wipe it yeah you're liking city boys posts city boys hoodville no no no you're not done liking hoodville posts no yeah so emma roberts jason momoa jason momoa probably fucking deleted his oh yeah that's Nope Yeah so Emma Roberts Jason Momoa

Jason Momoa probably fucking deleted his Oh yeah That's like The Rock and all these people They just try to play They're just straight up trying to play the game Yeah Sometimes they go too deep Where they just box themselves into a corner

Where Jason Momoa can't even like his friend's pose He's going with the tide These Hollywood boys Molly Shannon You're dead to me Molly Shannon It's interesting who they who they put like making the list you're like this is a b-list c-list celebrity from like 99 molly shannon i guess she's on something now molly shannon molly shannon chris paris hilton

dead to me jwoww from jersey shore well now we've gone a little too far. JWoww. No, not JWoww. Juliette Lewis. Kat Von D. Those guys both like Mike. Kat Von D and Julie Lewis are friends of the show. Friends of the show. Friends of the show. Shout out.

Friends of my Instagram account. Jenna Carano, also a friend of the show. Yep. Justin Long. If you're not familiar, he was a big push to make Justin justin long the hollywood celebrity justin long that was weird now it's justin long and jim from the office were the two biggest pushes that hollywood they won't let it go well jim from the office that was mission accomplished that's bush on the carrier that's mission accomplished right there they got him jim from the office big star

for you huge that for me he was like jack reacher i mean he's he's there he's not that was tom cruise no jack reacher the show nah on amazon prime nah he was on every amazon box didn't happen as far as i'm concerned but justin long like justin long i honestly if you ask me i go like justin schlong i feel like he was, he retired on his own terms. That's what it feels like. Yeah. For how big he was for that moment. I mean, he legit was the Apple guy,

the Apple. So he must've just maybe got just such insane money from that, that campaign that he's just like, yeah, I don't know. No, you were wrong. That's my,

I'm saying that's what my thought process is. Your thought process is wrong. For why he's disappeared. He's just been, they've been trying to make him like stars of these big movies forever. And he just hasn't had a huge hit. What was the one? He's had a few where he's disappeared. They've been trying to make him stars of these big movies forever, and he just hasn't had a huge hit. What was the one? He's had a few where he's done okay.

Something a high school movie, I remember. I don't know. Whatever. It doesn't matter. We're not going to talk about Justin Long. It matters to him. Matters to him, Ryan. Someone who shares the last name with this guy

should matter. There's a new Long in town, okay? You're done. Ryan Long, the Jeopardy guy. No, no. Justin Long, you like Johnny De You're done. Ryan Long, the Jeopardy guy. No, no. You, no, Justin Long, you like Johnny Depp's post. It's fucking over, bud. Even though it's clearly been over for a solid second.

You done messed up. And you know what? Did you see, on top of that, I don't know if you saw this, but they raided Donald Trump's home. What? Oh, just like that. And just like that. Conservatives love cops and liberals hate them. No, wait, the opposite.

Conservatives hate cops and liberals love them. Yeah, we hate the FBI. I saw it. It's overnight. Yeah. Apparently, they're releasing the warrant shortly. I've seen so many, so many people like that are super liberal with like a hot take that it'll be like, well, what about this?

Like now you see conservatives all of a sudden wanted to fund the police and it's like, yeah. And all of a sudden you love them. Like, yes, you're, you are pointing out hypocrisy, but you also are doing that. What a crazy thing. People love the police state when it benefits them directly, and they hate it when it goes against them. Well, that's what we are currently witnessing, folks. Who could have seen that coming?

We got conservatives being like, and not to say that there wasn't people on both sides who already didn't like it, you know what I mean? Or whatever. Some of the people aren't flipping but most of the people are your average mainstream conservative

and liberals are flipping they're saying these friggin cops are no good FBI is bad news actually federal body expectors

because they gotta say if you think there's any way in that safe there's outtakes from there's like a full send prank that unreleased

full send prank imagine that's like what the big bombshell is just like a full send prank I would say that yeah that's probably the blueprints for shows that are beyond true social the joys cast me and danny's new porn show yeah joy cast well i say the funniest thing i saw that just made me laugh is jesse kelly if you know who that is he's like a conservative broadcaster guy and he said he goes

he posted some version of like maybe trump should be extra mad at whoever put this fbi chief in charge or whatever right because trump is the guy who did that yeah and then this like big blogger dude named brendan friedman posted a own of him saying the one that was like trump should be mad at whoever put him in power with uh the thing beside it that said trump's the guy who did it and he posted that like and then he goes inject it into my veins oh yeah and it was like yo yeah that's the joke he was making and he was like dude just the most like it was, it was the perfect amount of just, if you were to bottle a blogger where you go, a blogger reading someone's joke, not understanding they're making that joke, making the same joke themselves and then go inject it into

my vein. I mean, the worst part is that the, the, that blogger probably got more heat on that tweet than Jesse Kelly did on his tweet than jesse kelly did on his tweet yeah and so it's like it's still serving his purpose i know it totally is because now there's a bunch of fucking like you know liberal chicks being like inject it into my veins take it out of your veins and then inject it into my veins i want some of that in my veins, too. Yeah, and it'll just get retweeted a million times. Even though, it's like this own, self-own.

And then one guy that's banging all the girls just show up and he goes, nah, nah, suck on my vein. Show him out. Drain the main vein into my veins you fucking libtard no i'm the one who wants it in my veins so you know i kind of said that the kafal's thing where they go listen oh swatting is transphobic this is what trans and this is all this is what they have to go through. Yeah. You know what's really transphobic?

I bet there's zero trans people on that SWAT team. That SWAT team is all men. I'll tell you what. Cis. Yes. Men. So you, I was saying,

they're kind of. The SWAT industry has a cis male problem. Well. If you will. Do you know how people appropriate, Daniel? Yes. Well,

my point is they're appropriating. Yeah my point is they're appropriating gamer culture. Like, they're appropriating shit that happens to gamers. They're saying, like, this is what trans people have to do with. And it was like, no, this is what, like, gamer dudes have to deal with. You know what I mean? I mean, she might be the first trans person ever to be swatted. This is my point. So now you think that made you mad as a streamer? Yeah. You want to she has a streamer but you want to hear one that uh is worse bachelorette parties are uh

destroying safe spaces for lgbtq plus parties so their gripe you're gonna say the lgbtq thing swatting's their problem yeah and you go no that's our problem you go okay now now the number one thing that is a big problem for you is bachelorette parties ruining your spaces no bachelorette parties ruin comedy clubs gays are appropriating comedy they're culture they're appropriating gamers they're appropriating comedies you go yeah you're stealing all of our gripes yeah next thing you know they're gonna be like oh trans people can't stop getting you know their platforms taken away and you go trans people keep getting destroyed by hecklers at the supermarket. And you go, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Bachelorette parties ruin comedy clubs. Yeah.

That's a fact. Yeah. That's how it's been. That's how it's been. Yeah, this is a bit much. You think because, you know, the gays, you thought you loved chicks. Well, no. That's the old world.

They go, we can call this process heterification yeah like gentrification heterification occurs when people feel privileged to take over spaces of others no no this is our gripe and yes you're right 10 000 girl a group of 12 girls fucking squawking yep and by the way if you show up a group of 10 bachelorette girls show up squawking to Yep. And by the way, if a group of 10 bachelorette girls show up squawking to a gay party, there's enough people squawking there already. Yeah. Yeah, it's a squawking event too.

I will say shout out to the UK. The only place I've ever heard of where they straight up, all the clubs are banned those things where if you say you're a fucking thing, they go, no. You know what is good? That is interesting.

But I'll tell you what it is. I think that if you are a dude and you're getting married and your chick's like hey i'm actually doing uh our bachelorette party a comedy club you're like that's a good that's a good awesome hell yeah it's like one above chucky cheese yeah your your chick comes through and she goes yeah we can't decide it's either uh we're going to see uh joe list or it's um chipping or no seven we're gonna do a five-day Miami trip. Yeah, we're just going to hang out on some rich billionaire's boat for five days. Oh, I don't know his name.

And you go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe King of the Comedy Club sounds like a fun one. Yeah, or you're like, honestly, that does sound good, but also Nate Bargatze's doing fucking- Yeah, he'd love it if you show up with a bunch of fucking cock popsicles. Yeah, I think that's the comedy bachelorette party's definitely dudes being like you know we're yeah we can't decide we're doing maybe like chippendales then like three days in vegas four days on like a boat in aruba it's like or we're or option two john pinette pat Oswalt at the Beacon

so you go honestly that Patton thing sounds like you guys should have some fun that'd be wild for you love that for you yeah you gotta always be like

the guy has to like cause he wants it so bad but he doesn't want it so he has to play that game where he goes I don't know do you know Patton Oswalt he opened for Dave Chappelle

he actually did a I guess you know but he did apologize go see Patton it's us. I guess, you know, but he did apologize. Go see Patton. It's a little out there, but you know what? It's your, it's your bad.

But you know, you got to show your wild oats and what's crazier than seeing a guy who opened for Dave Chappelle. Me and the boys are going to the whore house. We're going to the whores.

Going to the whores. Me and the boys are going to the whores. No, wait up. So these guys guys there's some friggin audacity you know what I mean because they're saying

like hey based on this is the thing is what they're doing they go based on our research they have they did a bunch of research

and they said that a bunch of people don't want bachelorette parties you go yet no one wants fucking no one wants them nobody wants them nobody wants them and that's like that's why they go to Nashville yeah and that place is weird I don't want bachelorette parties. You go, yeah, no one wants fucking, no one wants them. Nobody wants them. Nobody wants them.

And that's like- That's why they go to Nashville. Yeah, and that place is weird. I don't know if you've ever been or heard of Provincetown. Oh, no. Provincetown, so it's- Their research?

What was their research? You put a bunch of, you had a bunch of scientists in a room and then they sent in a fucking drunk bachelorette party and all the scientists were like, don't love this. Yeah. What's your, what is your, you did some research. Yeah. And it turns out, yeah, don't love this. Yeah. What's your, what is your re, you did some research.

Yeah. And it turns out, yeah, a bunch of people. Yeah. It's just, they're disruptive. Nobody wants them. Yeah. It's like, like, yeah, you did research and people were annoyed by a bachelorette party. He's like, we also did another research and nine crying babies.

Babification. Yeah. Yeah. Babification. Yeah. There's babification going on in Provincetown. Yeah. You go, yeah.

A bachelorette party Is fucking annoying What are you stupid Yeah You have to do research To find out The problem is The gays

They probably like it more Tell you what The gays like it more Than anyone else likes it Yeah but they made The problem is They made this alliance With the ladies

For right I know And then the ladies Show up The gays are trying To back out of the alliance Yeah thinking like Oh we'll go to a gay thing

You know and then They're like eh Gays are trying To back out of the alliance We can't do anything With you anymore we need like more powerful people like a bunch of white ladies showing up to province we need black ladies at the very least i went to province town when i was a kid i'm probably gonna get killed for this in the comments but the gayest place i've ever been in my life why it's a literal gay city really yeah sound good to you or what why is it so gay it's just they've made themselves like it's a town.

It's in, I don't know if it's Rhode Island or Massachusetts or something. It's near, but it's like a just straight everything is gay. It's like a church street. Everything is gay. Yeah, it's like a church street or in Toronto or whatever, but it's the whole place. So everyone just knows that's where the boys go? Dude, I was not even just...

You must have had fun, eh? I was like 10. And you just slip and slide it in? Dude, no, I was, I think, 11. And I remember walking around being like, what's going on? That's how you cross the border on a slip and slide into the town. And then just... Yeah, it was fucking...

It's a weird place. CDC. This is, I was saying, this is... A lot of taffy shops. This is, okay, this is my impression of, this is how health officials deal with COVID. Oh my God, everyone stay in your house. Everyone, you need to put a mask on.

Quit your job. Don't touch anyone. Have sex through a hole, even with your wife. Nine condoms. Okay, virtual sex, probably better. Here's how health officials deal with monkey pox. I mean, if you're going to have 19 guys, you're going to have 19 guys. I mean, what are they supposed to do?

If you just get the name of one of them, it would be good. Yeah. If you've already sucked 18, what's the 19th? What are we supposed to do? You know what? For the boys. This is how the health official starts it. They go, okay.

And now what do you think about the restrictions for monkeypox? Well, I think I got for the next, for people, we did a voice cast stream and we did some prank calls. We should prank call like the fucking health, like the 311 or whatever, lying about monkey, like the monkeypox. Like, cause I'm sure you can call in questions about it. I have a problem. Yeah.

I'm just so, listen, heard that monkey pox were going around and i already had sex with like five guys this morning i'm planning to have sex with three more should i cool it or uh do you think that society should be telling gay guys to not have sex and there's kind of bathhouse protocol yeah you have the guy on the phone just like sweating bullets being like nah bone him yeah nah you're probably gonna bone him does the steam in the bathhouse does that kill the monkey pox

or honestly bro you're probably gonna wanna bone him let me I'll just say this after you bone him wash your hands

wash your hands after you bone him yeah that's what you gotta do just wash your hands and that should defeat the monkey pox very different

but heterification is very like gentrification yeah Yeah, that's what you got to do. Just wash your hands and that should defeat the monkey pox. Very different. But hetrification is very like gentrification. Yeah. It's about money. In our research, they said it's about money. I don't know how it's about money. In our research, many drag queens said that the bachelorette parties are their main source of income and that fewer LGBTQ plus people attend their shows. So they're saying that uh the

bachelorette parties lay down the cashola yeah i guess that the fucking library uh story hours not paying the bills libraries they just do that for the love of the game you know drag queen yeah it wasn't paying the bills reading uh story you know reading stories about being gay to four-year-olds yeah also there's um so many people who are drag queens you're like this is a tiny market like yeah sorry that you have to perform for bachelorette parties i can't imagine a lot of fucking stag parties on a drag queen yeah yeah exactly bomber sorry no yeah and you go yeah i'm sorry drag queens that all of a sudden you have to perform for bachelorette parties. Just you hate to see it, you know?

You hate to see it, man. Drag queens do a fucking 100% appropriate art culture, too, because drag queens try to do jokes every now and then. Yeah, they do bits. I'm telling you, drag kings are way better. Drag kings are way better. For my money, I'm a drag king, man. Comes out with a beer. They come out with a beer They do a weird dance

And mouth Like lip sync a rap Yeah Many of Many of the bridal party participants Believed that homophobia They never discussed transphobia Was a thing of the past

Something older generations Have to deal with So when they ask These bachelorette parties Hey what do you guys think Of homophobia Since they're at the Since you're at the gay bar?

They're like, I feel like it's not as bad as it was before. And they go, okay. I mean, okay. Oh, wow. I wonder what the homophobia is like in Provincetown. We just gave you some rope. And guess what you did with it? Hung yourself.

We gave you some rope, and it's around your neck now, bud. I think the only homophobia in Provincetown is someone who's pulling over for a rest. They just go, oh, I've got to fucking take a piss so badly. And they pull over on their long-ass road trip. And they go, what in tarnation is this place? There is no God. in tarnation is this place what there is no god it's just nine five nude guys just drive by and i'm like got him one motorcycle it honestly is kind of like that oh my god it's heaven and then one of the girls says

you know it gets worse she says one of my best friends is gay. He's never really faced any discrimination, said the one. This level of... He must be white. Must be white. Sounds about white. Oh, your white gay friend? Inject it into my veins. Put it in.

That's the guy talking about cum in Provincetown. Monkey pox injected into his veins. Do you think someone has ever injected cum into their veins? Yes. Probably.

You. And lived to tell the tale? Your dad. The level of ignorance and the actual state of affairs for LGBTQ people, populations in the United States.

I've been doing a joke where I said that i've been saying gay accents because i've been doing like do asian chinese people have like a gay accent and then i've been saying like oh you know british i know british gay people have accent all of them because every british person sounds gay populations of the united states was reminiscent of white americans insisting racism was over just because we had a black president. No. No one insisted racism's over completely. However, if you live in any major metropolitan and you're gay,

it is par for the course. Yeah. Yeah. It is just very, very normal. For sure. Worse than their post-homophobia homophobia. That's a pretty good new word. Post-homophobia homophobia? They said post their post homophobia homophobia is pretty good new word homophobia homophobia they said post homophobia homophobia it's when you're so homophobic that you that you don't even like a post near you just i hate those they go they see a guy putting a post

into like you know he's gonna put a post into your lawn and you go the fuck is this dick looking shit yeah why is this bear guy putting a post on my lawn? Why are you putting some, what the hell are you doing with that dick looking object, putting it into my thing? He's just pounding it into that hole. Why are you pounding some dick looking thing into my lawn and my lot? He just won't stop pounding that thing into that hole. What do you think, what kind of world do you think you're living in?

You think you just show up to my house? You take some dick-ass looking object you turn you turn my lawn into a butthole motherfucker and they go that's post-homophobia homophobia that's post-homophobia homophobia when we asked the bridal parties if anyone in their group was lesbian bisexual or trans they answered a stunned uh i actually have no idea as if a woman's queerness was a topic not to be broached so i love this blogger when they went up to the bachelor party five girls one's getting married one's in the bride one's in the party they go which one of y'all's trans

this one looks a little butch yeah what about you uh let me just see what's down there more importantly obviously when they're talking to this blogger this is the women not wanting to get canceled. Yeah, you go, yeah, they weren't sure. Yeah, a bridal party. They go, hey, is anyone in your group trans? And they go, not sure. Yeah, I'm not sure of anyone in my wedding party. They're close enough to me that they're in my wedding party, but never quite checked

if they're trans or not. Might be gay. Does that count? I'm pretty sure. No, you do the thing where it's like the fucking goes, yeah, she made out with another chick in college. It's like, eh! Oh, you think that's what we do, huh? You think that's all we do?

That's what it is, huh? It is what it is, huh? We just out here in college making out with chicks? That's a post-homophobia homophobia. These idiots. Idiot. Ridiculous, dude. making out with chicks that's a post homophobia homophobia these idiots idiot ridiculous dude yeah and we're gonna take another quick second to tell you about fit bod you already know what it is me and dp are getting jacked i was just doing it at the hotel gym as earlier, as recent. Great thing for the road if you're traveling.

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Because women. So this is like, I've been arguing a lot about this stuff with everyone because everyone's very hyped up about misogyny, probably more so than politics or racism anymore. So this is a lot of what I've been arguing with people about. Okay. So there's this kind of the idea that women... Are sick?

Are sick, but in dating. Even when I was talking to Corinne and stuff like that, just the idea of... Women kind of a lot of times don't understand how men well just i i just mean like with dating how what guys actually find attractive in women you know what i mean yeah so i think i think they're pretending i think they know and they just don't want to admit well because you lose a bit of leverage a little bit yeah there's a bit of leverage by saying putting all your cards out like that saying like oh i know the whole deal right so they'll you know you play coy a bit well it is interesting that every time a guy is just honest

about what like if you're a woman that's honest about what you feel about like the other sex you can say almost anything you want and it's like celebrated yeah if you're a guy and you just whether it's right or wrong if you just say what you think like if you go this is how i see the world this is kind of like what i think of women they try to remove you from platforms yeah like i mean they killed kevin samuels they killed kevin samuels you think that was a fucking you think he just died in his sleep healthy guy in his fucking what 40s 50 years old no i was trying to you know even like kill that man basic principles like you know that kind of the idea of uh you know a million people have made this but you know the

forever all in time a small percentage of the guys banged all the girls yeah you know what i mean of course and what would happen is you know sometimes like what they do is like there you go well what do the other guys do it's like well mostly go to war and die like, you go, well, what do the other guys do? It's like, well, mostly go to war and die. Yes. Because you go, well, what do you do with all these extra guys? You go, yeah, they're slaves. Like, you know what I mean? They're building pyramids right now. And they're, yeah, oh, my pyramid builder that we conquered

their fucking army. Farmers. Yeah, they go, excuse me, can I get some pussy? They go, yeah, if you even look at any of the pussies. Well, when we're done with it you have our sloppy fifths or whatever exactly right yeah you got like i mean it flows downhill you know like but most of the guys just die oh yeah you know what i mean so you go well that's that's one of the reasons why you go probably one in two guys probably died back in the day so you have guy

just even the top guys having those more girls still make sense back in the day you're talking about modern day China right now. I mean, with their whole one child policy and the no girls and stuff, there's a real disc, like, uh, suicide, not just die alone.

There's not enough women to match up. Right. And then there's the guys who are taking more than their fair share, more than their fair share. So that's been happening forever. And I was like, even when you explain this to people, they go,

well, that doesn't make sense because, and I was trying to explain. And so the reason I'm bringing this up with, there's this girl, this girl, this girl did this big article about how my friends are all dating idiots. Why are they doing that?

You know what I mean? And a lot of that is girls just don't understand what their actual value is. So a lot of these girls that are kind of saying stuff like this, they're just like, you go, you're a six, but you're dating sort of like guys who are sevens. And then you, and then you're kind of like, why are they dating like guys below them?

And you go, whereas I'm dating these guys. And you go, yeah, but they're not your boyfriend. Like you're kind of banging guys that are above you. And they're banging nine of you. You know what I mean? Also, no girl thinks they're a six. That's a very rare lack of self-awareness. But there's so many girls. Like I'll just say even everyone's kind of had this. But I've had so many times where you're kind of like you got some girl that's kind of

whatever on the roster like kind of thing you might hang out with her a bit and she'll be just like then like months later whatever after she'll kind of talk to you about like you know and we had this kind of special thing me and you and you're like what yeah you go it was me you go lady like you were like i didn't even you were so not even in the realm of mattering. You know what I mean? Yeah. Not even an asshole way, but you go, oh, just because.

I mean, you're like, I thought you thought the same thing. No, I maybe didn't even think that. I maybe thought that they kind of wanted it, but I assumed that they knew it like wasn't. Yeah. You go, yeah, you weren't able to lock me down. And I was like, yeah, because. You thought it was like a make a wish thing where like, you don't think you're actually going to play in the NFL, do you?

A little. But some of these people, it's a little of that, right? But you go, a make a wish thing. We're like, you don't think you're actually going to play in the NFL. Do you? A little. Some of these people, it's a little of that. Right. But you go. But that's every girl. You know what I mean? Every girl is kind of. And I said, this is the best way that I described it.

You know what I mean? And because even with girls where they say, well, why is it like they always describe they have trouble with the idea of why would guys bang like girls less than them all the time you know what i mean and you go i said this is the best way to describe it if you have a party and there's a bunch of cool guys let's say right sounds like a fun party fun party with a bunch of cool guys just a bunch of cool dudes and then a bunch of gross there's a bunch of gross girls right yeah let's okay no there's 10 guys there and three girls and the girls are gross right yeah the probably in a lot of scenarios

the top dudes will still just bang like they'll just bang those gross girls you know what i mean so the top in a vacuum sure yeah the top exactly we go we're all like they can't go somewhere they're on an island everyone's on an island dudes, those three girls still get banged. It's just the top dudes still bang the girls. You know what I mean? And you go, you banged less girls and you go, why? And you go, I don't know. That's who was there.

You know what I mean? That was the selection. We're on a goddamn island. What are you supposed to do? But if you go the other way and you go, there's like a bunch of hot girls and then there's three like really gross guys. You probably, the girls just don't bang. You know what I mean? Yeah.

They go, they hang out with the girls and yeah so if it's mismatched and the hot girls are like hotter they'll just be like a lot of times the girls would you know if there's like supermodels and then a bunch of normal guys the supermodels would just be like okay yeah i don't need to bang these guys or whatever right obviously it's biology it's like but if they're supermodel guys and then sixes they'll bang the sixes yeah and you go well that's kind of how it all works, right? Because so that guy will just bang everyone. But I was sort of describing all that stuff. Red Pill Ryan.

Well, I was sort of the original. But it's funny that someone would suggest that what you just said is any kind of hot take when it's obvious. Well, my point wasn't that it's a hot take. My point is that a lot of girls can't register why. Yeah. I understand that. And they would say that it's a hot take. It's my point is that like a lot of girls like can't like register why. Yeah, I understand that. And they would say like that's misogynist. And I thought that analogy is a good way to describe it. No, it's how it is.

I thought that was the best way to describe it is you go, picture a party like because you can put their faces to it. Like picture a party when you went to college, your buddy that was good with girls. You know, a couple girls shows up. Would he bang the girl that's less? Okay, now picture the girl that's like the top hot girl

everyone loves that girl she shows up some kind of losery guys were there does she go home with one of them okay well that's how the world works

yeah and if she did that would follow her around for the rest of her life yeah it would be like now we know 20 years later remember she banged that gross dude

and you're like what was going on and she has to have some whole back story she's like my parents were like talking about getting divorced. I was having problems at home. I was addicted to pills.

There's a whole story. Remember that funny night when you took down that? Yeah, it was awesome. That's it. That's the end of it. Yeah, it was pretty funny. Yeah, exactly. Because it doesn't change the...

Yeah, but also this girl in this article, she's like, my friends are so amazing and these boyfriends are... Yeah, you're kind of overstating your friends for sure. If you're saying all your friends are dating below them. I'll read that sentence and then say that. Here goes. So my friends are all dating flogs.

I can't stand it. Many of my girlfriends' partners, my girlfriends are smart, strong, stunning women. And they're choosing the company of absolute dropkicks. I wish I could shake these ladies and say, it's okay to be single. So yeah, average girl. Seven of her friends are drop dead beautiful models. Yeah, they're rich.

They're successful. They have everything going for them. The only thing they don't have going for them is their poor ability at picking men. They have one flaw in their whole lives. Well, she doesn't understand why girls like men either right she's just like well because when she starts to describe it she's just she's decided what like she thinks her friends are deserved this is why girls friends give them the worst advice because

girls give their friends advice as if they were better than they are yeah so they go you know what i mean they go they give them they all their friends give them like hot, amazing girl advice where it's like really you go, yeah, if you took your friend's advice, this guy's going to hate you. Yeah. But also, no, this is like, this is very much the person who's given up drinking, who hangs around with people who still drink. Like there's like an AA and be like, oh, you're still drinking.

Like, you know, what do you even see in alcohol? Like that stuff. And you're like, yeah, you can't like, you've given up, you know, maybe ever meeting a guy. You're like, oh, you're still drinking. Like, you know, what do you even see in alcohol? Like that stuff. And you're like, yeah, you can't. Like you've given up, you know, maybe ever meeting a guy. You're like, I'm single forever. So then now you're like, yeah, every guy sucks. Why? You come be single with me to make me feel better about my choice.

Uh-huh. A little bit. Yeah. I mean, it's insane. Like she's like, oh yeah, all 30 year old women should be single. Like what? No, she thinks they all deserve princes and all her friends are so amazing. And's like no i got news for you your friends are normal and this is what a normal guy looks like yeah and you have to kind of now be like you can't even get these shitty dudes those guys

won't even like you yeah they're not they're like yeah fuck her she's fucking total wet blanket like they don't even i'll tell you some of the things that she said you know she's uh these are some of you know 100 this girl's life's crappy too you know what i mean i mean she's writing for mamma mia this is some of the we cover mamma mia a lot i love it no well it's reason we cover it and then everyone sends us articles no but i'm saying like it's all written by women and never have i been like this person who's writing this article is happy in their life sure okay so miserable there you go but the but it's but it is uh there is a lot of them that this person who's writing this article is happy in their life. Sure. They're all miserable. But there is a lot of them that write for this site and it is a good window into how these girls see the world. She goes,

Sarah asked me for dinner with her new flame, Peter. She's been seeing this guy for six months, but we didn't want to meet him until she was sure. Her tales of him in the lead up were red flag central. Real misogynist vibes. Like Joe Rogan?

Watches UFC? 1,000%. Girls legitimately say that where they're like, yeah, he's one of those guys that listen to Joe Rogan. And you go, that is... So 80% of guys don't meet your qualifications. Are you in the top 20% of women? And they go, yeah, we all are. Yeah, we all are. Every woman is in the top 20% of women? And they go, yeah, we all are.

Yeah, we all are. Every woman is in the top 20% of women. That's one thing I've had this conversation with like hot girls before too, where they'll a lot of times be like, well, this and this and this. And why don't girls just do this and this and this? And you go, do you consider yourself like a hot girl? And you go, so do you think that anything's like come easier to your life? Like, do you think guys like you and they're hot?

I mean, they'll be like, yeah. And you go, so what the fuck do you know about what they're doing? Yeah. You know what I mean? Everybody likes to have an opinion. No, it's the, you know, it's the guy that's UFC fighter being like, why don't you just kick the shit out of him? No.

Yeah. Or like when you're at a fucking, at a basketball game and everybody's like, shoot to Kevin Durant, shoot it. And he's like, shoot, to Kevin Durant. Shoot it. And he's like, yeah, he knows that the objective is to shoot the ball if he's open. You don't need to yell at him to shoot it. Yeah, yeah. So she says this guy had real misogynistic vibes.

But she was blissfully blinded by her adoration of him. And it was like, this is a perfect example where she's kind of thinking like, so this guy that's like a misogynist, right? In her mind, she was like, what a real man is, is like male feminist, bisexual. And you go, yeah, your friends are 35. Like they don't want to date like a fucking, you know,

a guy who's essentially, you know, showing up wearing his Lena Dunham support shirt. Misogynist vibes are straight up. She's like, hey, what are you doing tonight? He's not wearing a pussy hat. No, but real misogynist vibes are straight up for someone like this. He goes, what are you guys doing tonight?

Oh, we're staying and we're watching UFC. He goes, oh, I didn't realize you were dating a misogynist. Dinner was hideous than he was, more hideous than she imagined. Peter fat shamed our waitress. You go, so that is most people, like I'll tell you this, your average, most women in the world, if you were like dating a girl for a while

and like a big fat waitress come on and you were like, might took a little bite off the side before the food got to us. Pretty normal joke. If we take every incident of fat shaming that's ever existed, who's done it more gender?

Like what gender has fat shamed more? Men or women? What do you think? Women, for sure. They're way cattier, yeah. Yeah, probably. Who has fat shamed more in the world? Like instances of fat shaming?

It's women. Yeah. For sure. But this is where this woman's at. She's like, you know, probably a six or a seven. Also, I still find it so hard to believe you're on a date with some chick you've never met who's like has you know probably she has a

asymmetrical bowl cut weird bangs and you go yeah that waitress real pig no she's gonna come over i'm gonna say to her face i'm going the opposite i'm saying this guy is like making a point of doing that oh you think so oh maybe he's probably like had a couple drinks and he's like i'll make a fat joke in front of your fucking stupid woke friend like see how she's like he's saying she's saying he said it to the waitress no face he said he fat shamed our waitress that doesn't mean he did it to her no it says fat shamed our waitress not only behind her back but to her face much to my heart no you're you weren't meeting your girlfriend's friend and the waitress comes up and he goes oh fuck uh shorter or two because one's not going to make it down from the kitchen probably

with this. Slaps her belly. Yeah, yeah, you know. Goes, like motorboats or his fucking big stomach. Like, hey, I'll get the surfing turf, but also I'll just surf by slapping your leg and ride the wave. Whoa. Anyways, I'm John.

How's it going? I'm John. Anyways, good to see you too. It slaps the ass. It goes, oh, it's your'm John. How's it going? I'm John. Anyways, good to see you too. It slaps the ass. It's your new boyfriend, huh? I think it's very unlikely that that part happened. But making a fat joke, you know what I mean? Like to the friends where you go, you know.

I think that would be pretty normal. But I also think it's possible that you'd be doing it. I would easily be in a scenario, especially if I was like annoyed that I had to go with my friends, some chick's stupid like, you know, college kid friends that were thinking be doing it. I would easily be in a scenario, especially if I was annoyed that I had to go with my friends, some chick's stupid college kid friends that were thinking all this shit. I might pry them a bit if I was feeling bored. Yeah, maybe.

If I was feeling a little bored and you're sitting there with four people with the asymmetrical haircuts, you don't really like this girl. You know she's been talking shit about you. You're just like, sit there and you're getting a little bored and you're just like,

Trump's pretty sick, huh? huh yeah that is a factor too because obviously this girl has essentially i'm sure has made it clear that she doesn't like the boyfriend yeah you go you go pretty crazy the girls are sluts huh yeah johnny depp so uh johnny depp's innocent nice right yeah justice really prevailed on that one. Yeah, right guys? It's good to know that justice is always working. Can you believe they took down Alex Jones? Isn't that crazy? $50 million for just saying the wrong thing?

What do you guys think of that? Do you like that? Do you think they should just be able to do that to anyone? Anyways, where's that fat pig waitress? Yeah, where's that oinker? I'm hungry. You telling me you couldn't anyways where's that fat pig waitress yeah where's the where's that oinker I'm hungry you telling me you couldn't

get into some of that stuff the odd time hey Shamu we're going to order some drinks Tucker Carlson does make some good points here and there

hey Shamu oh that's how she get her attention that's what she understands whale noises anyway Trevor Noah's a queer huh Oh, that's how she get her attention. That's what she understands. Whale noises. Anyway, Trevor Noah's a queer, huh? Oh.

Hey, I want to order milk in my coffee, but I'm hoping it's just not going to come out of her udders. I want to make sure it's pasteurized before it comes out of those two udders of hers, huh? Anyways, Fiona, so what do you do? He's like, changes total. What do you do? I'm actually a blogger.

Oh, you must be broke, huh? No, that's tough. That's tough. He's very, very condescending. You know what I mean? Tough line of work. I could never do it. I mean, it doesn't seem like anybody can.

What do you do? You're a blogger, huh? That's a tough line of work. What do you get? $25 an article. Tough line of work. I couldn't do that. But, you know, you're're a blogger, huh? That's a tough line of work. What do you get? 25 bucks an article. Tough line of work. I couldn't do that, but you know,

you're probably like a communist, right? So you hope the government's going to kind of pick up the tab on that whole thing. Do you owe money for what? Do you get a useless degree too? Well, that's, you know, you got to do what you love sometimes though.

That's true too. You know, I do appreciate that sometimes people that, what'd you get? Gender studies or something like that? Same thing, but you know what I mean? How much that, how much that costs you? Yeah. I mean but you know what i mean worthless piece of paper how much that how much that cost you yeah i mean you know i i

you know a silly me i got a i got a degree in finance and i'm working there but that's cool too so do you do you know what i'll tell you what i'll pick up the tab tonight because you can't afford it but it's a little uh i got a little less money just because uh you know biden's america you know what i'm saying right guys or do you don't want me to pick up the check or you do want me to pick up the check anyways

hey fatty do you know that Mamma Mia has their own podcast we should ask them to be guests on our podcast so

he fat shamed her much to my horror Sarah has since tried to justify his comments which means that the girl doesn't care. She's like, hey, when I hang out with my stupid, you know, single blogger friends, because I'm in a long-term relationship. You hang out with your stupid single blogger friends, and then your husband makes a fat joke.

And then she goes, and then she gets mad about it. And you go, yeah, you're right. This is why we don't hang out. And she was like, you shouldn't bring him around. And you go, it actually works the other way. You don't, you're the one that doesn't get to be around. Yeah, for sure. Like, me and he, he's going to be around.

You're not going to be around. And the whole thing where you go, since tried to justify Peter's fucking, you're like, you were, we used to, remember when we used to make fun of Patrick's? Yeah, yeah, I remember five years ago. Five years ago when it was fun and then all this stuff happened. But like, we used to do this. Yes. And also, like, over the last few years years i kind of pretended that i cared about this stuff because i knew that

you were gonna yell at me if i didn't but like truth is me and my husband and all his friends are just normal people and you know i'm not here to make a statement on trans people when we eat at the cracker barrel i don't spend that much time on facebook anymore so I can kind of just be who I want to be now so yeah we watch yes we watch friggin Cracker Barrel you know what we do at night we watch Netflix Blue Bloods Sarah has since tried

to justify his comments but it's ingrained behavior and it's inexcusable as far as I'm concerned it was like yes you say a guy making a fat joke's inexcusable as far as i'm concerned it was like yes you say a guy making a fat joke is inexcusable and you go yes well that is why you're only going to be able to be with a bisexual sniveling polyamorous cuck yeah which you're not even gonna do that because you don't want that you want this guy that doesn't exist and the guy that you do want would never be with you so i mean that's crazy you're like in your 30s yeah your 30s are like i'm gonna die alone by choice yeah you've just given up

you know what and you go and you're telling other people there's nothing you know i've always said this was the decade of like the bad advice the women with like their lives kind of a mess telling other people you know guys will do it too but it guys don't take, you will stand for that shit as much. If I had a guy who was like, you know, broke, you know, made no money,

depressed, online arguing, like fucking, you know, someone like Justin late from Canada is just like nonstop arguing with everyone all day. Like a guy like that says like, Hey,

here's what you do with your life. You go, you have a bad life. Yeah. Yeah. You're not, no, ain't nobody trying to be you

no i mean this is this is jp fucking 101 right here who uh oh i thought you meant uh jp series no no no jordan peterson that's the 101 clear your room i couldn't think of another jp i gotta be honest with you my brain wasn't working i slept three hours i took four flights in two days i just got back i've been everywhere, man. I really thought that I'd be able to come up with a better JP quicker. Jean-Pierre? Jay Peterman.

So that's one. And you know what the other part is? Let me tell you one last thing. This girl and these type of people that need a wake-up call you know what i mean mama mia writers contributor well just but i don't this is an anonymous contributor you keep sort of like you keep like diminishing it down to like this writer at this blog this is a very common opinion that lots of women think yeah like i wouldn't i never try to i never want to talk about an article

and like if there's an article where it's just this crazy viewpoint that no one has, it's only relevant to talk about if it's like, yeah, lots of people also think this. Absolutely. Not a majority, though. It's like on stage when you go, if someone says, my friend, I was talking to my friend the other day, and they said that ears look like apples, and you're like, ears look

like apples? It's only relevant if they say something like, I was talking to my friend yesterday, and they were like, men need to shut up more. and you go yes i've heard people say this right so it's the same thing with this kind of vocal minority though but yes people do definitely do think this shit but my point and luckily they're all gonna die alone so it's kind of taking care of itself well she her this their kind of attitude is very like you know everyone's probably um you know they go oh he made his fat joke and the table's all rolling his eyes at him. And you go, or it's possible you go to the bathroom and everyone's like, I know she's.

Yeah. She's a lot like. They go, why do you hang out with her? He goes, I don't know. She's a legacy friend. She's kind of like she's a part of the crew. You know, we're trying to. Yeah, exactly.

We're trying to attrition her out of here. But that's the first one. The second one. It's kind of like she's a part of the crew. We're trying to attrition her out of here. So that's the first one. The second one, Fiona's partner, Robert, doesn't work. He never has. He's a giant slob who lives off his grandmother's inheritance. Okay, so Robert's a rich guy. And you go, what the hell is this? What the hell is my barista friend with this slob?

He doesn't even have his own money? All he has is this giant inheritance that he got from his grandmother. She's just literally walking around. She goes, what does he? She's walking around moving the piles of money out of the way. What on earth could she possibly see with this moving a wheelbarrow full of money? You go, okay. Well, that's possibly what she sees in him

is this right out of the gate you go your friends snagged a rich dude she's a hater the chick's just a hater straight up h-a-t-e-r the message goes did he did I mention he's racist and homophobic you can only imagine how

which is obviously the most benign shit because you can only imagine how his antics go down with indigenous and gay friends in our group. Yeah, she's not going to be in your group much longer. I don't get what you don't understand here. He's moving to the homophobic, racist, rich guy group where she's now hanging out with... You're not seeing her very much anymore.

If she decides that this life, this guy's for her, you can count her out of your future. And you're gonna invite her to your fucking log cabin retreats or whatever and she's not gonna come dude the amount of times i've known a girl that was in like one of these you know artsy communities where they kind of had one of each they have you know like a trans person like you know they try to have like bake their group like one of everything and then you see them late like a year later and they're like yeah i've moved in with my boyfriend.

Don't really see any of those people anymore. Yeah, because we hang out with his friends. They're way more fun. They're not poor. Yeah, and all you have to look past is like the odd tasteless joke, which you kind of agreed with not that long ago anyways,

to be that was funny. But that's just normal. No, but now we're just back to girl-guy dynamics. Yes. Where it's like, you remove all the work stuff. It's like, that's the whole thing It's just normal. No, but now we're just back to girl-guy dynamics. Yes. Where it's like, you remove all the work stuff. It's like, that's the whole thing is like a bunch of guys, a bunch of girls. It's like, you know, you kind of make the jokes and the girls are like, oh, boys. And then the guys go outside to smoke the cigar.

And then finally you can be like, all right, now that the birds are here, let's talk. Let's get the real shit. Absolutely. Let me tell you that joke with the heart of you right now. Let me tell you the real shit. Absolutely. Let me tell you that joke with the heart of your heart now. Let me tell you the real version. Now that the birds are inside, let the bees play. Isn't that just your standard dynamic

for the history of the time? Oh, Carl. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? But it doesn't have this historical context. It's like, yes, guys joke around with each other more harshly than women joke around with each other. So you go, yes, women are a little...

That's just a natural thing. But this friend's like, well, no, he's just... He's more racist. He goes, no, he's just a guy. And you go, well, the guys I hang around with don't say more aggressive jokes. It's like, they've been neutered. Yeah. They're all gay. They're all gay. I mean, she literally says, they're all indigenous and gay

friends in her group. This chick is I guarantee her whole friend group in two years is just gay guys yeah that's how that goes and then she goes

and she's single but that is a lot of them yeah but I think it's so funny where I think this is a normal thing where it's just like there's

why are girls like with these guys and it was like they're saying the same thing about you yeah they're just the same thing about you. Yeah. They're just like, what is that woman doing?

Like, you know? Yeah. Hey, we're going to, me and my boyfriend are going to go to the cottage. I mean, yeah,

they all think you're insane for deciding at 32 non-religiously to just be celibate for life. Also, you know, you just, you just said, you go, you went to a party and a dinner with your three friends and they're,

uh, you go, you went with your three female friends and they brought their three long-term boyfriends and you brought some gay indigenous guy and then you were like oh it was insane me and the gay indigenous guy couldn't believe what was happening and it was like yeah and all three of them are just like who that guy what's going on here or she's showing up by herself and she goes, wait till our gay indigenous buddies hear this. This is not going to go over well.

And they're like, why? I never met them. I'm just trying to fucking just extract her from this friend group, by the way. This is a real guy tactic. I'm just trying to remove her from all of her friends. Yeah, this is the last time she's going to see you, pal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Say your goodbyes. You're just Facebook friends from here on out so uh i hate to break it to you how the world works he like pulls her aside she goes to the bathroom he goes i gotta go to the bathroom too he goes no no you see corners he goes listen this is how it is okay this is the last time you're ever gonna see yeah say your goodbyes yeah say your goodbyes okay with us all this nonsense we can do it the easy way or the hard way. Yeah, exactly. We can schedule some sort of annual visitation if you want, but other than that,

but if you want to fuck around on this dinner and make this a pleasure, you're not going to see her ever again. Yeah, you're bad news. We can just do one of two ways. You can see her on dinners maybe once in a while.

We can do a birthday call or we can just cut ties all together and the ball's going to be in your court right now. No, no. And then she tries to walk away. You put her finger on her head. You go, no, no, no.

We're not done here. And that's your fist. Listen, they, them. We're not done here. They, them. What do you want? You got one of those, right? You got one of your pronouns.

You're a pronoun kid, right? Yeah. Listen. Listen. So you're going to get back. I'll tell you, it's going to shake down. You're going to get back in there you're gonna fish

and shoving that cake in your fat body you're gonna say goodbyes to your wife you're not gonna bother her ever again you capiche capiche

they tell yeah they tell it like a mobster's like dad or like the crazy stepdad the crazy stepdad he goes

there's that it's gonna be kid put the brass knuckles on he goes I'm gonna take that girl home I'm gonna tune her up tonight not well

and I'm not gonna you're not gonna I'll tell you what you're not gonna be you're not gonna be having phone calls with her telling her only three minutes

you're not gonna be saying shit she's gonna start to normalize that three minutes that's gonna feel like a good time to her it's gonna be a good time for everybody

we're all gonna be having fun that three minutes is gonna become standard to her she's not gonna be hearing any of this mumbo jumbo i'm not gonna hear in about oh this girl's not gonna hear about any orgies anymore okay capisce i hear one little i hear one inkling of orgy stuff i'm deleting her number you've been warned she probably has this girl too has probably actually gone through this scenario that we just pictured in her head multiple times of like turning this guy into the villain who like would do that too well in her mind she's like why won't all four of my friends leave the four point friends yeah why can't they just all be single and miserable like me kids are overrated the guys by the way. Who likes splitting rent?

Even more importantly, though, you go, this woman's like, ugh. Like, you know, we had to deal with this. It was like, no, these like homophobic, misogynist, like guys who listen to Joe Rogan had to go on a, had to go for dinner with their wife's non-binary fucking like complainy like internet canceler friend yeah there's a blogger what do you do a blogger who has now blogged about them oh nightmare like you literally some of these guys the one guy she goes this is what he does for a living it's like so now i'm in a blog because i like this girl it's like you're now you're definitely imagine like our fucking our girls like our scheme and they hey, we're going to do a double date thing.

And then we show up and they're like, just so they're ready. Yeah, I'm a blogger for Vice. And we go, okay, I'm not doing that. No, but you don't even know until you show up or something. And then they tell you, this is awkward. Not a chance. You go, hey, our friends are Vice Blogs Vloggers. And he's got his pen out.

Yeah, so Ryan, what do you do? Nothing. Nothing. What do you do? Canadian. I'm Canadian. That's it. That note yeah so so ryan what do you do you go nothing nothing what do you do canadian i'm canadian that's it that's it that's what you do yeah yeah uh yeah should we just go get dessert first or i'm not really that hungry yeah so this guy the guy with the rich the rich guy with the big inheritance, she likes to blame his ignorance on his lack of education. So that's what she says. This girl, they're all the rich guy.

She's making excuses for him. She's like, I don't know what it is. And she pats her face down with money and dollar bills. Dabbing away the sweat. Another one. She goes, Dom, the man at the moment, he's convinced Mary to move to his rural hometown in another state yeah you don't like these guys poaching your friends yeah this guy she's like this guy can you believe it he's got her to move to the

middle of nowhere and she's not hanging out with the non-binary indigenous squad anymore she hasn't been to any of our drum circles. We had a comedy night where girls just went up and talked about being raped and we clapped without touching our hands together. And she can't do it anymore because she lives in Wisconsin now in a friggin' nice house in the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, tougher. She has subsequently uprooted her life and said goodbye to her career prospects to be a mom for this guy, which wouldn't be too concerning, except this guy has a domestic violence criminal history. Well, don't do that. Yeah, that's probably. But, you know, girls will date anyone.

Girls like bad boys. Girls like bad boys. Yeah. She probably wouldn't have landed him if he hadn't. Like, that's probably what set her over. He goes, I can't see my kids anymore. Legal dispute. And she goes, oh.

Well, yeah, don't domestically abuse your wife no well that's that one but um alice is in a long term relationship with doug she's got my name this time too right interesting too because she's using all these names and the the author's anonymous oh she's putting them on blast though a man who turned his recreational you by the way this must all this stuff must cause quite the like rift in this girl's if their friendship wasn't done after this article

it's done yeah unless yeah recreational drug use into a business okay so so he's an entrepreneur

that's cool he's a drug dealer he's a hustler this crazy thing where Alice is with a drug dealer and you go yeah that's pretty

like a lot of drug dealers like so he has money and fucking sells drugs like the way she the way she explains it though she goes a man who turned his recreational drug use into a business a drug dealer yeah but just the way that's phrased because my other friends with a drug dealer it's like all of this is like

i mean i will say this next line is actually hilarious he tried to do a wedding he's trying to sell coke to everybody yeah did he try or did they ask but yeah trying to sell cocaine to nobody yeah he's the guy who goes to the bathroom every 10 minutes

and he goes yeah weird a bunch of people kept following him to the bathroom no so listen I'm sure some of these guys are shitty

the moral of the story is like some of these guys are shitty some of your friends are shitty yeah that's what happens yeah they're getting

what they can get yeah they're not these catches no one's most people are just normal no some people are fucking Meghan Markle.

Some people are Meghan Markle. Like Meghan Markle. Meghan Snorkel. Snorkel. Meghan Snorkel. So they go, yes, we might have biological clocks, but is it wise to have children just for the sake of it with a liability of a father?

Yeah, most people do some version of that forever. Yeah. I will say that. Let's see whaton musk says i'll tell you this there is a scenario where it's like a lot of people regardless of their choices are unhappy so it's a there is you know how people say grass is greener there's also just like a damned if you do damned if you don't like there's always just like bad things and good things but with the girls i think a lot of times the bad things that come with like like there's a lot of dudes we know that just kind of been like perpetual bachelor when they're 50 and they're like bad things come

with that some of them are fine some of them are not but i think a lot of the girls it like weighs on them a little harder after they get well because they have that real thing of not being able to have kids right so so when they're saying oh she's with this average guy and she might be thinking like yeah maybe this isn't the best guy in the world, but like the alternative to that's potentially worse. Yes, for sure. And sometimes you just got to go for it and whatever. And sometimes these people just have the kids, get the divorce, and then you end up with someone you like better afterwards.

Yeah, exactly. But then the guys are like, they see Larry King having kids when he's 80 and they're like, yeah, I can wait. Larry King's cranking about, yeah. They're like an 80 year old straight up with a newborn. You yeah, I can wait. Larry King's cranking about. They're like an 80-year-old straight up with a newborn. You go, I got time. That's Jamaican style, dude. You got an uncle who's three years younger than you.

I would love to show my trapped friends how liberating and fun and carefree my life is. This is the ultimate seething. Carefree? This is the massive go. My life is so great and carefree dude you are out you can't even go through a dinner without like complaining that they're like everyone's like all the different types of phobic uh granted i loved someone to spoon me on the cold winter

nights which i believe will happen one day but i'd rather wait my entire life for someone who lifts me up than settle for Mr. Now who drags me down. Yeah. Also, your friends could be dragging these guys down. It's like, her friends are just not naggy, perfect girls, no emotional baggage, no negative sideburns. I would love to.

He goes, her friends have zero downside. Yeah. She goes, these guys have zero upside and her friends have zero downside. As you would expect. I mean, they're fucking perfect queens. Perfect queens. These guys are fucking losers. Queens. Perfect queens. You guys are fucking losers. Queens.

All right. So anyways. That's that. That's that. That's that for fucking perfect queens. Maybe on a Patreon episode. I'll tell you what. We'll listen to the Mamma Mia podcast.

Yeah. And these people are definitely trying to get Trump out of it. Is that what you think happened with the Trump thing? They want him to. I've been kind of like I've been following it we kind of have talked about it and I feel like we should I know

I've been kind of hesitant to have any real takes on it because I feel like this is one of those things where you say something and then a week from now it's going to be like totally different

what's happening kind of see what you mean it's very hard to make a point on this well they haven't released it's obviously like there's some fishy business going on but they've had a witch hunt against Trump

for the last five years not like this ain't some new news where you go breaking breaking the free he's having a lot of organizations having in with for trump and he's like well it's fbi especially in the deal like you know the comey stuff all that shit i don't know i like they're saying they want him not to run and they're saying yeah and they're saying that they're gonna um release the warrant because apparently he didn't even get shown the warrant nobody in the trump family has seen the warrant because apparently he didn't even get shown the warrant. Nobody in the Trump family

has seen the warrant because you don't have to... Who's Warren? Warrant? Oh. Warren G. Got the reg. Late.

So they're saying he hasn't even... Nobody's seen it because when they execute the warrant, they just have to show that they have one but they don't actually have to show what's in it.

They don't have to give it to you to read in this instance. So this is one of those things where let's wait and see because they don't have to give it to you to read yeah in this instance so uh this is one of those things where like let's wait and see because i don't know i don't i don't have a take on it i don't neither do i i mean i i think it's probably they're like you know i don't think it's crazy to be like it's political i mean yeah for sure biden's in office it's certain like i'm sure there's people being like oh you well they were getting him when he was in office exactly they've been after the guys after him the one thing that i find so bizarre is have you seen the photos of his notes that he tore up in the toilet so so i so i guess there's

a thing with when you're the president where everything's like supposed to be very like you know if you write down notes for a meeting like you don't rip them up and flush them down the toilet like because they have to be put into like record like it's like you don't rip them up and flush them down the toilet like because they have to be put into like record like it's like you can't destroy stuff like that it's like very unpresidential i know that because then you're trying to hide stuff right so you're not supposed to do that but then there's like a photo that i've been seeing all over twitter of he like i guess he used to do this where he just like have notes and he ripped them up and then he but i guess he didn't flush them or like who took that photo why why weren't you allowed to flush your notes if you don't like

you're writing down notes for yourself and you don't want people to i guess when it's the president it's a different that's weird politics different territory write down notes well it's like you can't delete text messages and stuff well can you delete your notepad or you just have to leave it there forever i mean i think you have to like you put a note on your thing and then after you've like used the note you're well me i don't know but you're like you got him in that thing you're like destroying i don't i gotta have a uh a note on my phone forever that's like a hot tweet that he already tweeted the tweet he's deleting but that's your presidential he's throwing out he's ripping up the tweet yeah he tweeted it he's like i was workshopping some tweets i'd like to write

why not what he's got to just have keep records of the note? That's stupid. Again, that's just what's being said, but it's just so weird. You go, okay, so yes, he ripped up some pieces of paper, flushed them down the toilet. Who took the picture? How did it get out? There's a picture of these, and then why didn't he flush them? Yeah. They're just sitting at the bottom. I don't know. Some fishy

stuff's going on. Well, that's weird, and then it'll be interesting to see what happens from the Alex Jones thing. I've heard some people say that he's's not gonna pay this that's crazy like he's gonna get all this overturned it's unfair he'll appeal yeah i've heard some punitive damages like he's not he's gonna get more i mean well i know we'll punitive damages work with uh if it's a famous person you essentially have to prove like intent where like they actually you know went out of their way to lie and try to prove damages if it's like a citizen you can kind of just prove the damages it's a little different with a public

citizen but i feel like with punitive damage but there's they have these huge settlements and then they end up being way less yeah there's that and then it's also a little more it's like kind of like the mike ward thing where the sandy hook thing it's it's like is it really a public citizen when it's the number one news story so it's like a little bit of a like if you get a news story wrong about a person like there is things in place for this and it's kind of complicated yeah i mean i don't know how it's exactly i would say like the fact that as a result of what he did like i guess you know there was people got harassed because people showed up to the sandy hook maybe that's worth something but it's like that's the same thing i mean that's trump's in the same thing where he's like they're saying because of what he said the capital happened

but you know but that's that's a slippery logic where you say hey i said like you know this person sucks and then someone goes to their house and kills like it's you know yeah yeah it's it's a slippery logic to some degree to say that you say something isn't written house and the sand the sandman kid or whatever like there aren't they all going on this logic too where they were kind of made these targets and then people ruin their lives in real life so then they're suing well no but they were able to prove intent like that's the thing is so you need to prove that they purposefully lied and i think in the sandman thing oh you're saying that they can't because alex jones is playing a character of alex jones so no no no he actually believed that oh yeah the thing with a famous person like in these scenarios with news you need to essentially prove that they like yeah yeah yeah intent like they they they

they didn't make a mistake they knew what was wrong and they did it anyway right yeah yeah so i think that i mean he is so wacky that that a real case could be made that he did believe it. Let's say in the Rittenhouse trial, for example, you saw on the news desk where they'd done the research, they knew it was a white kid and they said it was a black kid anyway.

Yeah. Something like that, you know what I mean? Right, right, right. But again, I'm kind of talking a little bit of shit, but some of these principles are something where I'm saying...

I mean, this will get appealed a lot. The whole phone thing too is crazy where it's like his lawyer sent all his phone records. Wild. And then he got busted on the stand. Wild. some of these principles are something I mean this will get appealed a lot the whole phone thing too is crazy where it's like his lawyer sent all his phone records wild and then he got busted on the stand

and the lawyer too you could tell was really hamming it up for the cameras cause he knew that lawyer was hamming it right up honestly he reminded me

of like a kid who was like theater kid uh huh I wanted to see him do like a spin at some point or something

he was tuned up oh he was fucking on the line that lawyer was jazzed. Anyway, it was cool to see a lot of the Patreon guys this weekend.

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