The Boyscast with Ryan Long - BANNING POUTINE FOR UKRAINE

Episode Date: March 4, 2022

The Russia Ukraine situation, Kyrie Irving, age regressors & the encyclopedia of microaggressions. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Breathefum.com/boyscast - Promocode BOYSCAST For 10% Off Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Keeps.com/boyscast - 1st Month Of Treatment Free Freshly.com/boyscast - $80USD Off Your First 4 Orders LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This is the day my special releases Monday. Dropping. Do not let the bad guys win. My enemies. I got enemies. Got a lot of enemies. And enemas. So everyone, you know what's an interesting thing?

So this is what someone posted. I was posting special dropping or whatever if anything you could do for me it's tell a friend and share it just this one thing but the someone was uh fucking quote tweeted it being like oh dropping a special on youtube is the equivalent of an author saying that i'm self-publishing a book like you know what i mean like imagine yeah yeah like they thought it was somepublishing a book. Like, you know what I mean? Like, imagine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they thought it was some big gotcha. A big gotcha.

And you go, yeah, it would be the equivalent of self-publishing a book if you had a million, more than a million person subscriber list to your mailing list, which is what they do. Yeah, of course. Like, if you, even James Aldrich or all those guys, they're like, yeah, when you have a huge following, you're right, it doesn't make that much sense to sign with one of those places no it's

like you have your own publishing house you have your own publishing house and more importantly this but what i was saying was these people need to live in that world where you go it's somehow better on comedy central i was even just talking to yannis and he was like they used to say oh drop your special on comedy central that's a good good place to hide it if you don't want anyone to see it at this point it is all these places and so first of all they need people to think like that that aren't paying attention the industry the same way they do in every other sort of thing they need to be like oh if these people say it's good that's what you know not to mention the people that are actually doing fucking numbers, selling tickets.

The biggest comics have all released their specials independently. But more importantly than all of that, I turned down three different places that offer me money. And the biggest one was a six-figure offer that I said no to because this seems like the move to put it out for free for the people to see. So the people that are trapped. Why is it Man of the people to see so the people that are trapped as a man of the people man of the people and the people that are trapped in that old paradigm i pity them i feel sorry that you have to live you're having a bit of a pity party on march 7th is that what you're saying it's gonna be a bit of a pity party for this person it's so crazy

living in like the you know this person's big and we go well jordan peterson isn't that big because he wasn't on the i'm using his voice to talk to to make fun of him but going like well it wasn't on the new york times bestseller list it's like well vulture didn't do a piece on your special and you go fuck the the audacity to live still and then on top of that to have you have some snark like yeah yeah So those are my enemies. That is your enemy. I wonder what the most recent comedy special on Comedy Central that person has seen. Do you think any of them fucking Todd Shanes or fucking Schultz's or Mark Gold?

Hell no. These people are living in a fucking world. So stick it to my enemies. People are slow to change. People are slow to change their know people are slow to change their their thing that's being generous they are i would say the reason is they need this paradigm so they can feel cozy yeah so they don't feel like the fucking world's taking off without them and they're being left into dust i mean if you ask my mom you go where's the best place to

have a comedy she'd be like i don't know comedy central yeah bedroom with your dad it's fucking a non-stop laugh zingers take the pantaloons off it's fun just even watch what's going on on saturday night live and stuff like that we know some people that work there but it's funny to watch you know them you know recently they're doing a sketch about uh covid and the idea was we kind of realized like some of this stuff doesn't work but no one wants to say it yeah and and then on the same week they did another sketch about you know uh white men podcasting and the fake podcast just watch that yeah and whatever do whatever you want but it's like okay but also you're like these stupid white men and their opinions and it was like and then two years later you're kind of like okay all those podcasters were

right and all of the things we've been telling them they were wrong about everyone on the internet we've been making sketches for two years and i don't mean them specifically and it's more about just these machines are fucking three years late yeah and the whole time before their their attitude is can you believe these fucking morons it's like you're in the bomb shelter after the fake bomb scare you go it's safe to come out now guys yeah safe to come out now that's a good way to put it there was no bomb and then they come out and then they go they go they're all bleary-eyed being like and you go you're not going to address the fact that you spent the last two

years uh fucking demonizing people that said the bomb wasn't happening and then they're like yeah there's a war in ukraine yeah that is true literally the last you're gonna hear of fucking as long as this is like a uh this war has some teeth yeah you ain't gonna be hearing much about covid from snl or anybody for that matter well we were uh we're gonna go through you know and people people said it couldn't be done. Make the Ukraine-Russia thing funny. People said it couldn't be done. But before that, probably the funniest thing, that me and Danny went to the Raptors game when they played in Brooklyn.

Oh, my God. And then because it relates to the COVID thing. So the first thing is the Kyrie Irving thing. There was an article in the New York Times that goes, it's probably time to let Kyrie Irving play, even if it's annoying to us. And the whole thing was, they're really saying the quiet part out loud. There's a bunch of parts of the article that go, yes, I know. I don't, listen, we don't want, I don't want to see people like that get their way as much as you do. You know, for example, the tennis player that said he

wouldn't play and now we're just gonna let him play even though it makes sense like i guess we have to and it was just i mean it's it is kind of like human behavior at play here though you know like in elementary school it's the kid who followed the rules and then someone like broke a rule that doesn't affect them in any way and they could let it slide that's a good way but they don't want to you know it's just like they're like no i followed the rules yeah therefore you must follow the rules this is it's not about the rules it's about the following of the rules i've i've always said that there's nothing that bothers people doing anything the traditional way more than someone that just fucking skipped the system yeah i mean more but

this is not even married men that go you know married men hate like a guy that's out there banging he's like you're not supposed to fucking do that it's not part of the deal but more importantly with the kairi everything the sheer stupidity of it is you're like okay fine you want to be the rule but if you're a an opposing player and you come into new york and you're not vaccinated, you can play. That's the craziest. Absolutely insane. There are a couple guys like Jonathan Isaac on Orlando.

He has a show on The Daily Wire, for real. Okay. But he's on the Orlando Magic. He's a conservative Christian guy who plays in the NBA. He's just like, I'm not getting vaccinated, but because he's in Orlando, they're like, fine. But when he comes into Orlando, they're like, fine. But when he comes into fucking New York, he can play. It's only-

Sort of like when Westerners go, they don't have to potentially wear the hijab. Exactly. It's like if you go to Dubai or whatever, but you're from America, they go, yeah, we can have some drinks. It's not a big deal. Right.

Just don't fucking have them when you live there or whatever. But yeah. And the rule is, oh, it's fine, because that would be too much of- Even though it wouldn't be that big of a deal because to not let jonathan isaac play or like the few nba players who are unvaccinated i don't know why that's that big of a deal it's the equivalent of like those unvaccinated players can't go to canada and play because canada straight up said look the rule does apply to everybody regardless because of new york you would have to essentially admit

that this didn't make a whole lot of sense and wasn't really helping anyone. But they did from the start with New York because from the beginning, they go, players who play for a New York team, unvaccinated can't play in New York. But if you don't play for an unvaccinated...

Well, because it was theater, right? Yeah, it was... But it's just funny when it's theater and everyone kind of realizes it now and then they have to slowly roll it back and be like... And then out loud on words say, Yeah, guys, we don't want to admit we're wrong, but we sort of like...

I mean, dude, State of the Union last night, I don't know if you saw that, but they were two days before it. They go, okay, we don't need masks anymore. Nobody was wearing a mask last night. Yeah, it's all fucking switched. There was like one guy wearing a mask and everybody else well we're all sort of wearing we're all we're all wearing a figurative mask but more important than that whole thing so basically the they did a um they did a uh what was it a shot competition by far

because it was a shitty game the raptors the nets had no the nets had missing all three of their stars it was like the okay game was over in 10 minutes and then it was a halftime show and they're doing some sort of a competition yeah yeah it's just like you gotta sink like the shots from different baskets and this is 10 year old black kid yeah and he wins the competition he's like a real like he had like a diamond studded earring like he was a real swaggy, swagged out kid. A real cool kid. Gets it at the buzzer, mind you. He got the last shot at the buzzer.

And they go, you have won the big grand prize. Two tickets to Sebastian Minnes. I burst out laughing when they said that. I literally burst out laughing. I burst out laughing when they said that. Like, I literally burst out laughing. They gave this 10-year-old fucking basketball kid tickets to the thing that 60-year-old fucking mothers like. Italians like.

And by the way, I love Sebastian Mendes. Yeah. But I'll tell you who doesn't like him, or even probably know who he is, it'd be the equivalent of you go to the bingo hall and the big prize for the Italian, you know, it was like the soccer team, and they have a parent's bingo hall and the big prize for the italian uh you know it was like the soccer team and they have a parent's bingo night and the big present is that they win at the end of it the grand prize is two

tickets to little uzi and 21 savage and they're like what the fuck kids travis scott tickets just giving just giving some 10 year old rapper kid from kid from Brooklyn tickets to Ted Nugent. No, it's amazing, too. So the kid was really good at basketball, obviously. He's young. He's at a basketball. Probably a Maniscalco fan, no? Yeah, yeah.

But he's at a basketball game. Just give him more basketball tickets. It's like you're at the Nets game. Just give him more basketball tickets. They're cheaper, probably. They're probably. Well, I guess they had their allocation that they just have to give away.

Dude, all I could think of at that moment when they give them away is Sebastian Miniscalco watching that being like, aren't you embarrassed? They basically, that kid was Sebastian Miniscalco.

Sebastian was like, when we were growing up, you remember, you used to have to go to the door. That kid's mom didn't even experience that i know i know he's talking to our mom the kids straight up went they gave him the tickets and he just went and googled so bad and he probably like like he he mangled those are on stubhub before you could blink oh 100 they were probably like he's like can i just get 20 bucks instead

i'll just take 20 cash and also there's a player called David Duke, which is how long he's been there. Oh yeah, there's a black guy on the Nets named David Duke Jr. David Duke with the dunk. Boo! Boo! So we're going to go through the Russia-Ukraine thing.

These are, I will say, what I thought. And I'm not going to go out of the gates. I'm not saying I am some political theory and world geopolitical expert, but I would say that I'm an expert in cultural trends, what people are up to, propaganda to some degree. A lot of propaganda. And you have sort of an interesting take on this already

because you actually are from the area. Yeah, my parents are, the area yeah oh my parents are yeah so danny yeah so danny's my parents are literally russian people who are from ukraine but they're russian but they're russian and they identify as russian they're russian they speak they don't well my mom had to learn like she went to school when she was a kid elementary school and stuff and it was in ukrainian which she. It's the equivalent of if you were in Quebec and they say, no French. Right.

We're doing it all in English. Her first language is Russian. Yeah. And then they forced her to speak Ukrainian. Ukrainian, yeah. Ukrainian. School, Ukrainian. Ukrainian, I believe it's called.

Yeah, Ukrainian. And they had to go to school in Ukrainian. If you do any tests, it's all in there. So what's her take on this whole thing as a native? They hate Putin. They're not any sort of pro-Putin. They don't like Russia. But they consider themselves pro-Russia,

but they don't like Putin. They're Russian. Yeah, they don't like Putin. They don't like Russia as a country particularly. That's why they left the moment they had an opportunity to. I would say that they understand Russia, where they're coming from in the context of the whole historical thing of they need that buffer of Ukraine in the event that West ever tries to take them out.

And they kind of said at some point um after world war ii that they would never fight another battle on russian soil and in order to keep that going they need that stronghold of ukraine to have that buffer so that if they're ever attacked there we're going to fight it in ukraine you can attack us we'll fight you in ukraine and if you take us out there then i guess it'll move like a book game of risk it's like it is actually risk yeah well i remember this is the thing that is kind of with all that stuff very everyone has you know not everyone but most people have such a tiny view of what's happening in all cases right whether that be like music fucking cult anything right yeah so they look at this and they go well

this is the you know the bad guy here or whatever right and you're like well it depends how far back you go because it's always you can go well they did this and you go well they did this because of this and they did this because of this it's almost like watching a a couple that's fighting non-stop every time you go out they have a fight and then you're kind of everyone's watching and they're the thing and they go you know that was why that guy gets so mad at her over that little thing and you go it's a whole 200 year fucking thing it's just something she did in 1989 that pissed him off and he's never forgotten it yeah so if you look at kind of the whole extended thing um it really is this is what you would say the probably everyone's up to is it seems like there is that

thing where you go whenever cnn and fox are in agreement you go always be wary of that and well whenever it comes to war like it's almost like you know and someone pointed this out but the when everyone was really fighting in america for the last long time there wasn't any new wars during that period because the bipartisan consensus are always the scariest ones yeah uh this one is kind of an interesting one because especially first off there is a real like social media this is the first war ever you know they have there's each side has like a social media arm those are the real Yeah, and they have a million bots on both sides. Ukraine's definitely winning the war on social media.

But if you talk to anybody who actually knows what's going on, they're like, yeah, Ukraine's fucked. Like they're not winning this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're winning the hearts of America. Right. You know, and that's the kind of like united front

is that it's hard for somebody to really take Putin's side right now right but they but they want to sort of blur the lines of uh whose side you're on and what who do you think's right and wrong because and then they want you to now the the blur that in with should america fight a war that's the big and you know and nat... And NATO. And NATO. And it sounds... Well, basically, you have the fucking neocons, neoliberals all sort of agree that, like, fucking beating the war drums, right? Yeah. Media is mostly doing their bidding.

Although Biden has said nonstop, he's saying we're not sending troops over there. Well... But you get nukes into the equation. Yeah. And then you force the hand and that's it. Yeah. You don't want to sound like some fucking hippie pussy either. Yeah.

Yeah. But he's straight up saying he knows how that, because again, Biden is kind of, you know, he's a Democrat, but he's, people say he's, you know, kind of a Republican too. He does not, he could change his tune, but for now he's saying we're not going. And then there's the fucking, would say like the uh the kind of internet right that is almost trump people that you would they hate america they like fucking kind of hate western america bullshit so much that they love russia they love it's like almost tongue-in-cheek love russia yeah some of them for real yeah but we i would say some people legit do

say like you know fucking i'll tell you what you're not arguing about trans bathrooms in russia or whatever right absolutely and and then you'd have fucking probably the fucking you know uh the dirtbag left sort of and then libertarian sort of non-interventionist type of thing right which they're sort of i would say that take is more that you know that you want to have a good guy and a bad guy here but it's like there is two bad guys you know in a lot of ways yeah i don't know if really zielinski's the bad guy but he's definitely like i said winning that social media war no no no no so they i would say their argument wouldn't be that he's necessarily the bad guys that you know if you look far enough back they they went into ukraine and basically took out the Democratic person and put this person there and blah, blah, blah.

But it was super corrupt. Because it used to be a Russian, like the leader of Ukraine before Zelensky was a Russian puppet. Pretty funny that he's a comedian, right? Not only is he a comedian, he had a show that he won. Imagine Rick Rowley. He had a viral video or something and rowley he won he like had a viral video or something and then became president he was being the president being the president that's a good fucking kyle dunnigan just like we get to be the president kind of and then he does

become the president or the sarah cooper was there did the trump impressions and they go you know what what if you just did it you just became the president but well quebec basically came out so the internet stuff's been incredible. Quebec said that they dropped poutine from the menu. Insane. That was talking insane. Because they say poutine. They say poutine.

Why don't you just say it like... The thing is, they hate English people so much that if the alternative was, hey, why don't you say it like the rest of us? We'd rather die. We say poutine and they go, yeah, we'll just not eat it. We'll just not eat it we'll just not eat it they hate they yeah that's you know they also said no walking slow ever you know no or no walking fast no one's allowed to be rushing because no russians no rushing you have

to be always anyone everyone at all times for the good of ukraine is going to be walking at a very slow pace because there's going to be no rushing happening in Quebec. These things are, first of all, most people's is publicity stunts, like the sanctions, the banning of, you know, the stores coming out. There's like some small bar and go, yeah, I just want to say that I won't be selling Russian beer. And you're like, OK, so most bars, you go, OK, so you had one bottle of Russian vodka and you just go, you know what? I'll take this home. Which most of them are actually made in Latvia apparently so but yeah well Ontario did that the LCBO is no

longer carrying that's what I'm saying Russian vodka and then like dude like FIFA like they today removed the Russian team from the video game and what is it CCM is the hockey company is they're they're not uh running

any sponsors they were kicking russians off only fans but then they basically let them back on because the sex worker lobby's strong right now only fans every time they try to make a big uh publicity stunt thing everyone goes all of the people go what do you do and like all the fucking prostitutes or whatever go fuck is and then that's the thing russia doesn't have russia only like do you do you know of any russian product you've ever purchased they have oil and wheat well apparently stoli vodka i guess but i don't think so i think it's actually made in uh latvia maybe not but they don't really make shit right they don't have exports they're somewhat of a self-sufficient economy yeah they have wheat and uh uh oil that's i mean oil is the main one that

girl's viral video did uh 50 000 views so basically i don't know who hasn't seen this but the poem the poem 50 million 50 million views that danny made fun of or whatever but that that is crazy the extent to which everyone came together and was like this is the gayest shit anyone's ever made cringiest what no matter what side of your aisle you're if you haven't seen this she goes if putin was my son i would have treated him better because they want to make it seem like uh like he's like he's gone mad sort of thing. You know what I mean? Which some people do think that.

Yeah. I've been seeing some thoughts, which, you know, he's so, whenever he has a photo of him and his generals, it's like an 80 foot long table and he's at one end of it and they're all at the other end of it. I know. You know, like it kind of is crazy watching that stuff. The only thing I can't think of, or I can't really imagine,

he has all these sanctions, but he had to see all this shit coming. You say that you thought this wasn't the biggest, like, it's not working out that great for him, this move. Well, it's not because it doesn't sound like they anticipated the actual Ukrainian civilians to grab guns and take up arms against i think they thought we were going to march in and it'll be you know a day of this shit and it'll be all kind of

like just red tape and we'll just get in there and that's the end of it and you know like remember vladimir klitschko the heavyweight boxer champion of the world and his brother vitaly they were both heavyweight champions of the world boxing forever uh and one of them's the mayor of kiev and they're just like yeah we're fucking fighting you guys so you have to deal with the former heavyweight champion of the world you're coming in there's some like puke 19 year old conscript from russia who just is like i don't know i have no idea what's going on and it's like a fucking these dudes are like six eight that's what the citizens fighting as well that that was another one funny that they did say there was just like hey anyone who wants to come fight with us is welcome to and it was just funny everyone

that wanted to fight it was just kind of like i mean i'm not gonna come there and fight and they're like no no come on everyone's like we need to do everything in our power and then the ukrainian government's like yo come down we'll give you guns and everyone's like i don't know the message you know, they released all these prisoners. That was another one of my favorites. It's like a movie. Releasing the prisoners is literally...

Like some dude's in his cell smoking a fucking cigarette. No, this is every movie. When the aliens come down. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's insane. Dude, that was the 109 or whatever. That's what they do.

They legitimately go get the biggest guy. And it never works out very good. insane dude it was uh that was the 100 the 109 or whatever that's what they do they fucking they legitimately go get the biggest guy and it never works out very good releasing the prisoners because afterwards they want to be like good fight anyways back to your cage right what do they do no i think they say they fight for their freedom i think some of them that you i think some of them you fight for the freedom and then they let you just wander off into the woods that's how that movie ends you get to live in the woods well especially some of them when you fight for the freedom, and then they let you just wander off into the woods. That's how that movie ends. You get to go in the woods. You get to live in the woods. Well, especially some of them where they go, the guys out there fighting and shooting or whatever, and he's going to the house, and afterwards they go, you're a hero.

And they go, what was he in there? Raped a bunch of kids. I get certain things. Well, there are probably some kid rapists. I don't think they let out everybody, but you know someone who's a violent murderer. They go, okay, just promise us you're not going to murder the wrong people. Look at me in the eye. Yeah.

But the kid didlers, they probably like, Hey, I can fight. And they're like, nah, you're going to stay. I think you're going to stay.

We have our limits. But yeah, you're right. That would be huge though. Imagine you just got in for your one year sentence and they go, you're back out and fighting and you, Oh man, that'd be the dream.

More importantly, if you have some dude who, you know kill the serial killer who was like wearing people's skin and boiling them and eating them you go get this guy to the front that really is like a movie yeah it is honestly it's insane and they took uh the ceremonial stuff's just so funny like Like me, the judo organization taking Putin's belt away. That was probably one of my favorite things I've seen. They took his black belt away.

It's crazy. His power, I was saying this in my video, but his powers do come from his black belt. You've seen all the videos, right? Yeah, judo. And he's teaching kids. He's got the Seagal thing. He does the same thing as Seagal.

Remember when Seagal was doing the UFC fighters? Are we keeping Seagal up? Traitor to America, as Seagal. Remember when Seagal was doing the UFC fighters? Are we keeping Seagal up? Traitor to America, Steven Seagal? Nah, you'll never, dude. If Seagal goes full Russian, he hasn't spoke yet, but whenever he says, I'm with. His agent is probably like, please, Steven, if you ever want to work again.

Ever want to work again? If the agent wants to work again, he makes his own movies. He funds his own movies. He writes direct. Dude, I think he does his own catering. He comes in in he goes that was the best sandwich I've ever eaten

yeah who made it I did Seagal he doesn't eat shit but he Seagal does the thing where you know

he brings all these people and then he lets them they let him beat him up right for his demonstrations Putin he used to play hockey I know yeah he would play in the hockey game he plays regularly still and with the they let him beat him up, right, for his demonstrations. Putin, he used to play hockey.

I know. Yeah, he would play in the hockey game. He plays regularly still. He just pick up Tuesday nights. In the Russian National League and fucking score like 12 goals. It's legitimately the dictator, like the Sacha Baron Cohen movie, the dictator, when he's just crushing everybody. Oh, yeah, it's insane.

That stuff's so funny. fun i mean he has no someone i was talking to was saying you know the problem is he's had he has nobody telling him no yeah that doesn't help after 20 years that gets you a little classic dictator stuff where he's like we should invade we should do this and everybody's like yeah hell yeah dude great idea we're gonna how do you do it how do you keep coming up with such good ideas every single time? I mean, we'll win this in a day. Yeah. Well, with the Seagal, he used to go to the UFC and he had the one guy, Anderson, that he would show him kicks

and he would literally spend eight minutes with them. And then the guy would win and Seagal would go on to a press tour about how he basically taught him everything he knows. It was incredible, right? But that was the same thing the Russian guy, he basically goes to these karate matches and gives the guys a little pep talk and then he basically says, I think he probably gives both

sides a pep talk and then he comes out and he goes Yeah, I mean that was the Putin charm. I think too, they would post polls from Russia, you know, 50% of Russians support him. No, they don't. They're just. You know, 50% of Russians support him. No, they don't. Those are the 50% who want to keep their shit.

Right, those are anonymous polls you're saying. Yeah, well, exactly. They're not anonymous. It's not 50%. It's probably 25% or 30%. Nine guys show up at your house and they go, so what do you think, Putin's sick or not sick? And then you go, great guy, great guy.

What do you think? Yeah sick or not sick and then you go great guy just have a great guy hitting against yeah yeah yeah not well you that was your story that your your family friend was it in russia that they said something wrong about putin and then just disappeared my grandmother's no no this wasn't about putin this was well putin used to be part of the kgb right he was like a star kgb agent kind of good or whatever he was uh up and coming kgb yeah guy. Yeah, and then he, I was actually listening to some podcasts and then he basically helped Yeltsin out a lot. That's how he got into power. But no, this is KGB in like the 50s. And my grandmother,

just someone in her building told a joke about the government. The whole thing with communism and that stuff is they kind of say everybody's ratting on each other. Everybody's kind of a spy. Kind of like how it is now. Kind of, yeah, in comedy essentially. And then they, but he just told some joke about, you know, spy kind of like how it is now kind of yeah in comedy essentially and then

uh they uh but he just told some joke about you know making fun of like hey trump's orange equivalent oh yeah trump that trump is a orange guy your jumpsuit's now orange for breaking rocks and making license plates breaking rocks in siberia for how long did they go 10 years or something that'd'd be tough, probably. Yeah. There's not even a purpose of it. It's just breaking rocks for the sake of punishment. Yeah, is that the thing where they just try to break you where you have to do stuff that doesn't even make sense?

Yeah, it's not like they have some big rock industry. They're just like, hey, see those rocks? Let's make them smaller. There's an endless supply of them. Not great. No. Well, that was some of my favorite ones the not enough women on ukraine's board there was a lot of posts going around like

that where they would post ukraine and it would be like him having meetings with three or four people and then people would posting like why is there no more women here you know involved in they need more women deciding what the ukrainian government's gonna do right now to fight back uh the young turks had a great one cheng gonger who's pretty good for takes right now because he's missed he's really getting crazy he's well he's he's just so you know he was this uh whatever internet leftist it's just turned like straight up democrat corporate shill essentially right he's really like angry it seems is he angry yeah he's sort of like a left-wing alex jones he is yeah he's got like all puffed his chest his chest is

puffed out yeah yeah but basically he came out and among other people but he was one of the main ones that says the only reason that um people are letting putin get away with this is because he's white man oh yeah of course and then which is so funny because he's white, man. Oh, yeah, of course. And then, which is so funny, because you could easily make the argument the other way, where you go, like, if you really believe that's what's happening, you go, first of all, they're sort of not getting away with it. But second of all, you could also make the argument saying the only reason that people are rallying around Ukraine so much is because they're white.

Like, you could easily make that same argument to go if this was fucking yemen would really everyone in america be well not to say it's true but i go would that not the same argument could be made both ways it's happening in yemen right now it is happening in yemen yeah well not the exact same but i mean it's happening by america almost yeah but you go that argument both sides are white yeah i mean they're ethnically the same literally the representation thing where people say you know we need representation so that we we need to see uh on tv an asian mechanic so i know that i could be an asian mechanic or whatever so it's people are finally seeing themselves as refugees and they go oh shit that could happen to me like and that's when it affects them i guess i don't know

you think that's what's happening with him well that's the explanation why i mean when he's saying oh like it's whatever white people that's why white people care he's saying he's saying white people no no i'm saying you could make that argument he's saying that russia is getting away with this because he's a white man. Oh, I was saying the other side of it. No, no, my point was you could literally make that same argument both ways because they're both white.

Yeah, I mean, it's... So it was just obviously what that's called is propaganda to try to fucking push whatever. I mean, speaking of propaganda, I've been following the Russian Times. Danny has been... is that their logo no uh it's our jingle rt no they don't know i just started i just broke out in a jingle but danny you've always been following russian times he's always sending me articles no i only know i just i just started following it but it's funny because they have two comedians american comedians who have Well, they have other people, too.

They reached out to people in America, comedians, and they asked them, they want to fund American comedians. They do. No, I know one. So Dennis Miller canceled his show. So Dennis Miller had a show on RT. Yeah, up until like three days ago. Isn't that strange?

Yes. They wanted to take a meeting and stuff, and I was kind of like, I didn't get it at the time i go so the russian government just puts all this money into funding canadian things and it's essentially they have a channel and you know where's the channel it's on cable on you know uh probably like the 300s right and they have this channel and for them you know they have tons of money for them to get any sort of influence and to come off as not propaganda. It's worth it.

So they get- But how does it come off as not propaganda if you're- Well, because- Not propaganda. What channel is it on? The Russia- Well, because before now, it-

Slipped under the radar. It slipped under the radar. They weren't- If you were watching Mexico TV, you wouldn't be- Well, it was super liberal, too. was super like anti-war super liberal it's it's how um al jazeera has like al jazeera has aj plus and some of their shows are big yeah and they're but they're super they're you know they're like trump is bad and they're super woke like and so that's kind of the rt thing and they have this guy lee camp who, he's a comedian and he had a show too.

It's called, um, redacted tonight, I believe as a show. And he had his episode last week and I saw this right after the invasion and he posted it on Twitter and everybody's like, yo, what the fuck man? Cause,

cause they, everybody kind of just was fine with it until this happened. So basically, and his episode, he does not even mention anything that's happening he's he's a complete business as usual he's just like yeah so fucking biden elected a black supreme court justice that's great it's crazy they completely ignore but again his marching orders he probably gets paid handsomely right right like that's their

big thing is they probably, Dennis Miller and stuff, nobody was giving Dennis Miller a show and then they were like, hey, Dennis Miller, we'll give you a show and pay you more than what you've ever made.

No, they got money, yeah. Right? So you kind of like, God damn. Maybe I opened up some fucking conversation with Russia today. Yeah.

Well, they're about to get banned, which is not a good thing. Right. Okay. In terms of the, so Dennis Miller said, I'm not going to do my Russian show. Dennis Miller was just like just like okay i'm done this is i'm i'm out of here but it was too hot for lee camp is kind of he's like i'm doing he's still kicking he just he's doing

business as usual well he's so lee camp's kind of come on he's talking about elizabeth he's just like i've always been anti-war i'm against this war i've always been anti-war so it's consistent but don't believe everything you see with what's going on online in terms of like you know it is one of those things where you yes but it is a position where if you're if you're positioned this is why i think a lot of times the best comedians don't sort of uh shows on russia no no but uh align themselves completely with fucking political so anyone gives a shit what you have to think it's the same reason why danny if you and your girlfriend were in a fight and i wanted to weigh in to her is my opinion worth anything yeah so obviously you know if you're on the fucking you know uh the the hillary network and they're talking about politics

and you go i have something to say about you know i actually think hillary's innocent you go do you now yeah you know what i mean i mean again these are just two guys who took probably literal bags of money to bags but i don't know if they have that much bags rt you think they're putting out money for the show oil money it's okay it's straight up they're russian propaganda i was i went on their twitter i know a few people i went on their twitter earlier and their big thing is saying hey there's lies going out on about us you know and the lies are essentially like about the network or about russia about russia okay but the lies are like hey ghost of kiev do you see that fighter pilot

and it was like a fake thing. And they're like, yeah, there's these fake things. But all those other things are real. Like watching a bomb fucking hit a TV tower and all this shit. And they're trying to be like, well, you know, but there's a few things that, you know, look at us. We gave some citizens some tea or whatever. You know, like these minor things, you know.

But you're ignoring all the other things that are true that are bad. And just pointing out that there's a few things that have been missed. Yeah, yeah. But I think there is something to be said about

whether it's coming from them or not, where you go, for the, and this is where I think a lot of people are at, where you go, it's very hard to, right now in anything,

it's hard to parse out what's happening because you've watched everyone lie to you too much yeah and there are still

tons of people retweeting the classic thing is the snake island you see that the snake island thing or whatever that was the first thing

where the first thing that happened me and the boys come out and we got the dongs out we call it snake island so they have this island that they occupy um just as a like there's nothing goes on there but they

just need the land or whatever and then you know they go hey there's russia's surrender and then they go go fuck yourself and that was like everywhere that these and then they go and then they killed them all and the ukrainian government says they're going to be posthumously uh like heroes blah blah, blah, blah, all this stuff. And then it just came out that they all did surrender and the Russians, none of them were killed. I saw that. But I still see people posting that.

It doesn't stop. And I still see it on the news, even though it's been debunked that none of them were killed. They're still just, they posted it because why not? It gets the clicks. Well, it gets the clicks but it seems to align with the message people want to get out there but this is i mean it's david versus goliath who wants to post pro goliath stuff like even if you're even if it's a lie i guess it's david versus goliath unless you know the united states was involved and then all of a

sudden it's goliath for smaller goliath i guess right way bigger goliath no i i was i mean oh yeah yeah oh yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah like if if russia decides to step a foot into poland this thing is fucking over you're saying it's fucking dunzo for putin oh yeah but what if they unleash their secret weapon of putin where they go you know what this is too much and there's only one man that can stop it and then steven seagal and putin get out of the jet and just fucking one after another drop down from the helicopter just in downtown you would not want that and it's putin and seagal against the two klitschko brothers and they all have weapons you know

but they put they throw them down take off the shirts pop pop the shirts fucking drop the weapons like let's do this in the in the seagal movies he has like 15 seconds to get this he has to get uh to this thing to press the button before the whole town gets nuked or whatever and he has like a very limited amount of time maybe a minute and then he still drops the weapons he goes he goes hand in hand combat yeah he goes i don't want i don't want this to be too easy yeah so i think that's what'll probably happen if america tried to drop a bomb they would drop putin and then he would they and then they would the judo association what they wouldn't realize is he sent one of his minions to go steal back his belt yeah the

real scary thing with putin actually is that he very much he has there's no scenario even even if he totally miscalculated all this stuff there's no scenario where he goes back to russia with his tail between his legs right you know so if anything he's just gonna get kind of crazier i actually was thinking not that i'm worried about an actual nuke dropping even though that would suck but i am worried that we're going to get fucking toilet paper COVID 2.0 where the thoughts of this start causing people to start panicking.

People are going to lose their minds. Everybody's like, oh, we got to go see all the canned goods and all the toilet paper and it's just going to be COVID 2.0 with that shit where everything's going to run out of everything. If they have the fucking nerve to do some bullshit on the day of my special,

I swear to God, dude. They drop into this's the i'm actually it's on site with putin if he does some fucking nonsense on march 7th if putin decides that he's gonna do some like you know step foot into poland or some shit like that march 7th i'm telling you putin and i know your boys with seagal so i'm that's the only reason i'm giving you this warning yep but this is a verbal do notagal. So that's the only reason I'm giving you this warning. Yep. But this is a verbal. Do not make it get physical. That's all. I'm going to leave it at that. Yeah, it would not be cool.

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trick that antifa does here where they go with the not well that's what they said we're gonna go denazify ukraine right but they do have nazis it is the old it's the oldest trick in the book right where everyone does this they go they go uh i always say the government what their big thing is they go this is the bill they go this is the help everyone bill you go what's in there you go none of your business none of your fucking business what's in to help everyone bill do you not do you oh you want to not help anyone okay we do that too i guess yeah the make people's lives better bill and you go what's in there and you go they slap your hand away right yeah so they don't they don't don't fucking worry what's in the make

everyone's life better bill so that's kind of what they the anti-fascist thing was right but it's funny to watch 15 different people being like we're anti-fascist like we're actually anti-fascist like oh yeah also it's coming from putin if he had any sort of other reputation maybe that would have like he said he goes oh we're gonna get rid of the nazis and there are there is this thing called like the azov battalion who are in eastern ukraine uh who are part of those like uh territories that wanted to separate and they are legit well that's one of the things there's not a lot of them well that was one of the things our body was pointing out that's funny that because you know the narrative is you know full forest russians bad or whatever they're sort of saying

these actual nazis are actually not that bad and that's propaganda they're it's bullied them into supporting actual nazis yeah that's what he was sort of pointing out so yeah basically so one of the one of the funny unintended consequences of this whole thing. I thought it was just an interesting one to watch everyone cheer on when they're like, hey, we're giving our citizens back the guns because we took all their guns away and then we're giving them back their guns now to fight again. Well, you're not hearing a lot from the anti-Second Amendment people right now. They're kind of gone quiet. Exactly right.

Pretty much, you know. Another thing was... The worst thing would be... The worst thing for them right now would be a big school mass shooting. They'd be torn, right? Yeah. Should everybody have a gun?

Shouldn't everybody not have guns? Well, they had... So there was that conference. It was like America First conference, was it, that you sent me or something? Yeah, the Nick Fuentes. So basically, they had this guy there. And I guess they were sort of saying Russia russia rules right yeah they're they're all basically so there are russia rules

uh because it's a all white christian kind of mono well the funny part was there was this senator what he was no joe arpaio he's the famous sheriff from arizona he made all the inmates he ran one of those outdoor prisons, and they all had to wear pink to humiliate them. Those guys seem like bad guys, eh? Yeah, he is. I mean, some people like him. Whenever you watch cop shows.

But he's kind of a bit disgraced. If there's anyone here that watches cop shows, anyone on the podcast that happens to watch cop shows, I actually do. There's nothing that's worse. Every time they need a bad guy they bring down a texas sheriff so every i'd say three times an episode in every show the texas sheriff who doesn't play by the rules comes and he always like thinks they're being too soft on the inmates and

he's got the the fake the cowboy tie oh yeah the bolo so the texas they like to take the the inmates for a ride where they you know yeah yeah kind of like a toss them around yeah they have a whole every

there was all these A&E forever A&E would do you know worst prisons in America it's always Texas no no

it's not Texas Arizona but it was always him Joe Arpaio because he was like into humiliating the the gotcha

with the pig so they like him well anyways he does a thing and he goes he goes on the he's doing a speech and he goes you know into humiliating the... Gotcha. So they like him. Well, anyways, he does a thing and he goes, he's doing a speech and he goes, you know,

these people called me the most racist guy in the world and everyone cheers and he goes, I don't know why you're cheering, I'm not.

He's like, wait, do you think I am racist? Yeah, he goes, it's kind of like an older guy not understanding

the context of these things. They just invited him. They say, hey, here's 1,200 Republicans. Because Marjorie Taylor Greene was there, too. Right. Hey, here's 1,200 young Republicans. And they're just like, OK, well, I guess we'll talk to them. One interesting thing was, and someone else pointed this out, or multiple people, but

Brian Stelter, the sex machine, him and some of the news people their ratings have been up lately right oh this war is the greatest thing that ever happened right news well exactly and which is why it's always you know I think it's so important to always kind of understand people's incentives whenever you're deciding whether to listen to them on anything but with Stelter he's posting this big thing being like hey the ratings of our ratings have been really high and uh the internet ratings have been down which just goes to show you when something really bad's happening people still turn to us because they know that we have the real facts and it was like well this is also a good way to point out that you are very fucking incentivized for this to keep happening

oh i'll tell you anecdotally personally i had youtube tv and then i canceled it like three months ago because i just never really watched it and i just there was nothing on there and then the war fired back up and i'm like all right i gotta gotta re-up the subscription because i need the news oh so you had so you had actual news well i mean i mostly am on twitter you've been following news wise who's your guy who's your go-to talker no i just watch them i watch them all i flip i just go you try to just i go msnbc you want the whole ball of wax i want all and then i have some i have these twitter some russian twitter accounts that i follow and i have some ukrainian twitter accounts that i follow

just to kind of and then i'm trying to'm trying to cross-check them all to ideally get what's going on. You got the ball in the yarn up, yeah. So that's what's going on with Stelter. But it's very interesting because it's like, there's nothing the news likes more than a good fucking war. I mean, that's what made CNN. Was the war in, like, September 11th, war in Iraq. That's what really catapulted them

into the kind of next level territory. Being a real news. Next level territory was yeah. Like the status that they have. So yeah, it's funny to watch networks that beat the fucking, you know,

Iraq war drums and all the, you know, kind of the Muslim, you know, Muslim propaganda now kind of coming back and being, it is interesting because they don't really have alternate takes, you know, they were up until two months ago,

Fox and CNN were opposites, and now you watch them, you're like, this is the same shit. Well, that's what I said to you. That's what my thing was, is that you have the fucking neocons and the neo-fucking Democrats or whatever, just like, you know, after the meeting, like, hey, bro, you know, you're not so bad, eh? You're not so bad yourself what are we

doing because this is the one thing they can agree on because it's good for everyone the only thing i would say is this is good for everyone we'll have more posturing about america needing to get involved whereas fox i feel we'll have a little bit fox has a little bit less they're kind of trying to get ahead of this well also some other base probably exactly but it is funny to be like oh i'm this like left-wing person and you know cnn did this poll and basically they said uh 80 of the people think that america should go fight this war for um and on behalf of ukraine or some version like you know 70 to 80 of people or whatever and it was like it's just funny it is this fucking you know and

whether or not that's the right move there's something so funny about these like just being this you know 60 year old like rich lady fucking on the upper west side being like yeah they should go fight and you go but like in with zero skin in the game people talking about like war that fucking have no skin in the game you're like yeah a bunch of people should go die and you go would you be one of them? It's like, would anyone? I mean, the moment that maybe America feels that they're at risk. I understand that, but not until that point.

There is this NATO thing. That's kind of the whole point is to not, you know, as far as I understand, like all these countries who apparently were all kind of not very cooperative and are now. The late night shows were loving that Trump was back. That's the one thing I actually haven't seen is any late night since the war. So Trump was out there kind of saying that Russia was making smart moves or whatever, and they were all licking their lips. Those profile pieces were back where they say what Trump said and then show back to back.

Here's what Noah said. Here's what Colbert says. Here's what Kimmel says. The three punch. That's not, that was Trump's worst nightmare. I mean, all three of them come at him. Trump badly. He made the same miscalculation that Russia made, which is that the Ukrainian people wouldn't

fight back. So Trump was like, oh, it's so smart of him. Blah, of him blah blah he's trump assumed it would be over in 24 hours too yeah because he was just watching and he kind of had to go back on that and be like it wasn't the the smartest move yeah well because it wasn't yeah you know now you see a week later you go oh yeah yeah that's not working out so he just kind of was eating the gruel that fucking everybody else was eating getting getting spoon fed. So what happened? Yeah, because Putin started getting bitched around a little bit.

But yeah, then what happens, I guess, if he gets... Well, he just wasn't expecting to have any pushback at all. He was just going to roll right into Kiev and take it. It seems like there was... Why would he think that, though? Because there are so many people there who are russian he thought that they'd be pumped to be part of russia yeah then he goes there be in your opinion how many people what percentage of people are pumped to be engulfed uh to to be

annexed there's some but you know again those wet those eastern uh like separatist portions or whatever that's not Kiev. Kiev's the capital of 5 million people on the other side of the country, basically. He just needed to take over the government, install a new puppet government. If you were there, if you were Ukrainian, are you dipping or are you staying in fight? If I'm ethnically Ukrainian? If you're ethnically Ukrainian, Russians coming. Do you, you know, when they say every citizen, every man,

the women and children can leave, all the men have to stay. I mean, you don't even have the choice to leave. No, I know. Do you try to make a break for it? Go trans? That's what I'm saying. You misdoubt fire your way out of the country. Oh, hello. My point is, do you stay and fight or do you try to weasel out?

That's a tough question. Are you on the bottom of a train kind of thing? I could only put myself in the shoes of if I was living in Canada still. If you're living in Canada. And there was some sort of invasion. And then Justin Trudeau goes, everyone, pick up your arms and fight. I mean, I don't know how. Do you get a gun?

You get your nunchucks? I toy, I don't know how... Do you get a gun? I think I do. You get your nunchucks? I always toy with the idea of the gun, yeah. I mean, if it was something... Imagine you were in Canada and then all of a sudden, downtown Toronto, there's just Chinese tanks rolling through.

You probably are like... Are you stand-up fighting? You probably have feelings about that that you never thought you would have until you actually see it. Well, I gotta be honest. I think my feelings are we're getting the fuck out of here.

Yeah. I mean, you try. You gotta try to get your mom here's the thing out of there well yeah i think i run a mission to get the family out of there i actually did think about this and i would straight up do what i would do when i played call of duty which is which is i'd be a camper everybody hates the campers i know people are just rolling their eyes right now, but I'd be like the sniper. I would try to be a sniper. I would be, you know, at the top of some building,

just like peeking my eye over and then just fucking just picking off or at least trying to. I always think of my one body. It was a universe. It's like the most hated people in Call of Duty is some guy who's just like in the corner of the map. Can't see it. He just doesn't get that many kills.

It's the same as the guys that used to play paintball and they would wait for like a bunch of like a hockey team to come in and for their year. And they're just regulars at the thing. And they stand up at the top, just sniping 12 year olds. And this guy's got all the gear and the best goggles. But there is another issue. Freezing the bullets. They all look the same.

Although, you know, they obviously have different dialects, but they all look the same. And then they're wearing each other's uniforms. It's hard to figure out who's who. Yeah. Yeah. They're ethnically the same too. Yeah. And they, you know, they have, it's the equivalent difference in language of a Canadian and an

American kind of. Yeah. You can tell, but it's not super easy. And genetically they look all the same. Right. Right. not super easy and genetically they look all the same right well i was anyways it was this always reminds me of my body that he was he was uh on vacation somewhere and had an earthquake and him and his fiancee were there and the ground started shaking and sort of like splitting or whatever

and then he fucking took off like a bat out of hell and then he said he said his wife wouldn't talk to her his fiance wouldn't talk to him for like a week and a half did he assume she was just following him he's a pussy he just i mean i was in mexico city there's a pretty there's a pretty major earthquake when i was in mexico city did you take off or did you stay well there were two actually you put your sweater down over the crack for her no there was there was one we were walking uh outside and like i was looking at it this siren started going off and then i looked up at a church steeple and it was just swaying back like i thought i was like on having an acid flashback because you're normally on acid exactly and it was like swaying back and

forth and i was like holy fuck and then forth. And I was like, holy fuck. And then the streets just filled up with people. Everybody left there because that's the safest is being outside. But then that night there was another earthquake and we were in our room. And I remember it started shaking. And I just grabbed her and we ran out of the hotel. You did grab the girl. But I did grab her.

I didn't just take off. I'm like, I'm going to go see what's in the hallway. You went, you did grab the girl. But I did grab her. I didn't just take off. Like, I need to go see what's in the hallway and then just peace. How funny is that? Just fucking. But she was, she thought it was nothing. She thought it was loud music. And I.

It was her side of the story that's, you know, there was basically a tiny thunderstorm and Danny was like, oh my God, get your stuff. We're going home. No, no, no. Take shelter. Take shelter. No, that was probably the most I've ever been a man in my life, I think, in that moment

because I was right about the fact that it was an earthquake, but it was mine. Like something happened to the building. Have you ever done one of these where you're with a girl or something and then someone is talking and you go, hey, leave her alone. Have you ever done one of those? No. You come up and you go, she's all yours, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm going on this reality show, but like, I'm going to say some base stuff. You know what I mean? What he,

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uh, him on his reality show being like, you know, and which of these women do you pick? And he goes, I pick getting off the gold standard. If you want to get, you know,

he's like actual. There's only two, just some girls like, Oh, some weird gender. She's, well, that's what he actually means.

He's going to say some of that bullshit. Yeah. That's, that's what he is probably actually going to do. Like say some fucking that culture bullshit yeah that's that's what he is probably actually gonna do but say some fucking two genders yeah yeah he's gonna say some guys and girls are different stuff but i like the idea he's gonna bring up a funny thing trump said yeah yeah yeah people how funny is it him going actual yeah actual fucking political theory oh yeah just edit it out instantly well i anyways on speaking of

rich guys i swindled the tinder swindler because he does cameos and they're about 100 200 bucks but he wants it a thousand bucks if you do it for promotional purposes but i got him to do a personal one and i changed it around i gave him the script that says hey it's your special day i got him to uh is he doing it i I got it already. Oh, you got it? I got it already. Oh, you swindled the Tinder swindler? So I got one that's a minute... Yeah, I got a minute long,

but I got it to use language that I can use it for promotional. So I basically swindled the Tinder swindler... Nice. ...into doing promo for my album, White Immigrant. I'd just like to say that was my idea. The swindler was your idea, yeah. You got to swindle the Tinder swindler.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Us Jews, we... I know how to swindle another Jew. The swindler was your idea yeah to swindle the tinder swindler yeah yeah us jews we i know how to swindle another jew the swindler was your idea yeah i used and apparently that's awesome though i'd great right well another thing and he goes he did that quickly well he i paid an extra 100 bucks for 24 hours he's cranking him out so i got the one for 24 hours so i think i paid like best will be if it's actually not him and then you tried to swindle him. It's a guy who just looks like him, some other Israeli guy. And he goes...

Never caught it on his job. Can you get him... Does he say the stuff, like the enemies? Well, that's what I got him to say. So I got him to say in it, he goes, you know, congrats on your special day and getting the green card. He goes, you know,

don't let your enemies keep you down. Whatever happens, that's what the thing is. There's, you know, don't let your enemies keep you down. Whatever happens, that's what the thing says. Some version of that, right? Yeah. But the thing,

the part for me was the special day was my special coming out. Yeah. On the special day. On the special day. The special day. You have to send it back. Can you just say that just different? The emphasis of the word.

Maybe I could even tug it around. The dole is all one. It's funny that you post it because she's gotten more black she caught the dreads really yeah she's she's kind of i love the idea that more tanned me and you had this conversation when i did the rachel dole is all one but so many people were like does she know you're fuck she does do you think she knew you're fucking with her and me and dave were saying but it's true it's like zero people are getting a cameo from her that aren't fucking her with her yeah like what is it and what were saying but it's true it's like zero people are getting a cameo from her that aren't fucking her with her yeah like what is and what does she care it's like easy money and well it's i mean if you were an activist and then you now you know became a laughingstock

or whatever but there's she's a professional laughingstock right but is there anyone that's getting a cameo from rachel dolezal because they're just like legit fans from the old days yeah yeah i don't even pay attention the new stuff i'm into your old activism stuff you know That's getting a cameo from Rachel Dolezal because they're just like legit fans from the old days. No. Yeah, yeah. I don't even pay attention to the new stuff. I'm into your old activism stuff. You know, you're an early fan of the early activism. Is that possible?

Maybe. Okay. We're going to put a pin in this Russia stuff for a pretty good article. So, Daniel. Yeah. Ever wanted to feel like you're a kid again yes okay well vice magazine and they're normalizing weird stuff has pedophilia pedophilia they were so there's this whole community of the internet and this big subreddit and they're called regressors and it says ever wished you could be a kid again for

age regressors you can and the thing is oh you know what let me say one last thing about fucking jinders windler yeah he's doing 20k of fucking um club appearances yeah that sounds about right i did i dated a girl for a second that was doing club appearances and i went with her like we were sort of dating and then she did the club appearance and i went basically as like the like a way that a chick would go yeah like i was sort of off to the side it fucking was the most humiliating probably thing i've ever done in my life everyone comes up oh hi i was when i was in the band and she was kind of famous and then people would come by and i go oh hey you and i go i'm her date i'm her date. I'm her date. I'm the plus one. And then she goes, you good?

You need any cranberry juice or something? And I sit down with my vodka crayon. Oh, yeah, it was humiliating. But for him, what's the real shelf life of this bad boy? You know, these things come and go. He can get these toys. Yeah, you got to cash in now. You got to cash in. Well, so basically, the reason it reminded me of that

is because I dated an age regressor. And their whole thing is they say this isn't during sex. It's just a community of people that wants to act like they're fucking seven years old. And they go, people share stuff from their stuffed animal collections, swap tips on adult pacifiers, they post photos of their coloring,

and no, it's not a kink so for them they go nothing sexual yeah it's not sexual i just like coloring yeah that's what yeah for which is weird because remember adult coloring books kind of made a became a product i don't know when i remember all of a sudden people were like there's adult well do you think that every oh there's a lot of these you know sort of communities of people wanting to be kids because of you know

they're you know it's almost I don't know what conspiracy but maybe like a little hack maybe is even a better way

to put it but that idea that no one grows up because you know people can't buy houses no one has good jobs like all these people have all this debt

so they just sort of find a way to live as like a kid forever yeah it's the Petereter pan thing right it's like the the michael jackson peter pan sexual peter pan sexual oh that's i like that actually so but i dated a girl that it was a kink it was a kink it was one of my favorite things yeah it's probably it's something this is the closer on the special it was that's funny this is a closer in your special because i remember i i said i was like you have to i guess you couldn't do the joke when you were with her but i remember you're like i don't know i'm not gonna do a joke about that i'm like please do a

joke well yeah basically she would go treat me like i'm fucking 10 years old or whatever and she'd be like yeah i just finished grade six and all this fucking shit i was just like so what i have to pretend that i'm fucking the guy that's into this great time she goes oh i just came into your room and i'm 10 years old and i go get out i guess get out of the room then i don't know get out and come back when you're you're a how about this why don't we in the in the fantasy how about this you're a 30 year old pretending to be 10, but you're still 30. No, I'm actually 10. And you go, this isn't doing really anything for me. If anything, it's doing psychological damage.

Yeah, it wasn't. It was not for me. I was just rolling my eyes the whole time and chuckling in my head. And she was six feet tall. Yeah, exactly, right? The whole thing was good. She goes goes this is what this person says i was never allowed to be a kid i always had to be the adult in my family says sophia 28 year old who is based in the u.s is just one of 19 000 members on age regression subreddit an online community for those who revert to an a younger state of mind to process trauma everything's

to protest process trauma with these people right and so basically uh there there is that thing you know how there is if you go with like a two-year-old trying to act too or whatever right as soon as it's conscious it's not cute there was that old saying like cuteness is never cute when someone's trying to be cute like if a baby knows it can like fall over and you laugh it's like oh my god it's like you ever see a 60 year old woman try to act like a 20 year old and dress and you're like it's the gross hardest thing to look but the thing about you're it's like you're just doing this stuff because two-year-olds don't know that they're too like they're not conscious you know what i mean yeah so the consciousness makes this fucking weird yeah oh it's it's definitely very weird i don't know how this is a growing i don't know what about these times makes this such a growing thing though that's what

i'm saying it is a growing thing in this times right i will say some of the things they're like you know i just want to play you know play with coloring books and watch cartoons or whatever and you go yeah that's every like fucking alcoholic 25 year old club yeah well the car and the cartoon one order i mean how many dudes are friends of ours who just watch cartoons all the time i don't think that we have that many buddies that watch cartoons all the time you know like anime i guess anime is more that's it for it that's not for kids yeah you know what i mean they anime is more that's it for that's not for kids yeah you know what i mean they're trying to it's it's this weird thing where they want to you know uh get away from life right but their whole thing is they go these articles they go

we need to remove this stigma around age regression so these people can blah blah blah and it's like this is where they always go off the reservation you go they want to go up to these people with this weird thing that i go to and you go what you should do is we need to get rid of this stigma so you can tell everyone no it's the that's bad advice if you are this you need to figure out a way to not be it anymore or keep it a secret you know you can pretend you're two and no one's watching or find someone to do it in secret with and that could be your sort of secret with your spouse or whatever yeah remember like the jerry springer where the where the guys would have the diapers and stuff and they that was the og age regression where they would have diapers and they would have some like dominatrix teaching

she's like a baby this yes this reminds me uh also back to the cop shows is they basically say you know what you need to go out there and tell your story. Make this public to make it better for other people. And they go out there and basically say, I'm an age regressor. And it probably just ruins their life. Oh, 100%. You know what I mean? No one looks at the same at work. This is on their permanent record that they're this fucking freak.

You know what I mean? They were better off keeping it in their little subreddit. And if they want to have their partner that they go do their weird shit with. But it reminds me of the cop show every single time they try to get someone to be a witness and they go you need to do this this is how you make your community better and the person goes

okay I'll testify next day dad always dad so you go don't listen to them when they say go public with yeah they're only trying to make you a witness to raise the stakes of the story of the detective yeah nothing to do with you they need you to Yeah, they're only trying to make you a witness to raise the stakes of the story of the detective. Yeah, it has nothing to do with you. It has nothing to do with you.

They need you to die. So they post all their stuff, but they go, they post tips on adult pacifiers and all this stuff, right? But it does feel like when you're saying the pedophile thing, doesn't it feel a little bit where it's almost like they got caught being a pedophile and someone's like, why do you have all these pacifiers and stuff? And they go they go oh they're adult pacifiers hello um that's some sick freak yeah

yeah pacifiers for kids you go to someone's house they go why do you have a bunch of pacifiers and coloring books and children's uh clothing and you go i mean um no think think think think i wear it i am a regression i'm a regressionist i'm benjamin benjamin buttoning because i'm currently benjamin buttoning and one user told vice that they try to regress at least once or twice a day i don't get that that they consciously well the conscious is better than when they say for others it happens outside of their control that is the part where you go fuck off just buy a lollipop or something

I don't know I feel like you could eat it in a bathroom stall it doesn't happen outside of your control where that's what's happening you're sitting there and you go what do you want to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm regressing. You know, you start, you go, I'm 30 years old. I'm 25 years old. I'm 18 years old. Sucking on his socks. They can't control their regression. That would be the stuff that fucking... I'll tell you.

I love how they tried to separate the sex from it, though. Nothing sexual about this. Okay, tell us what you like sex-wise. Yeah, yeah, nothing about that. The opposite. I pretend I'm an old person. Pretend I'm 80 when we're having sex. It has nothing to do with this.

The subreddit was created in august 2017 but its membership has grown exponentially in the pandemic oh that's sort of going to our theory though a little bit right because you go so the pandemic's happening and you essentially have all these people that don't have jobs they have mommy and daddy the government paying for their fucking thing they're getting their check they're getting all these rules yeah and they a little bit like it they like being told you think they're having this problem in uh ukraine right now go yo grab the gun you're like what the gun no i don't want to go war yeah yeah yeah i can't imagine yeah societies with real problems or have a ton of regressors, involuntary regressors, got that.

Sort of a weird, yeah, yeah. It's this weird phenomenon where never these people that are involuntarily regressing never seems to happen to soldiers at war. No, or anywhere that's not, you know, the most comfortable countries on Earth.

During COVID lockdowns. Yeah, I'm sure there's zero third world countries where they have this. Well, despite what you think, she said it's not always the fun things you see online. Sometimes you can get really emotional over small things or lonely when no one is around to talk to. So when you're regressing, sometimes it's not the all fucking ball of laughs like you were thinking. That's funny. Anytime your girl starts crying, you go, oh, she's regressing. She's regressing again.

So this girl goes, you know, basically you have a chick, and this is who is being interviewed right here, Kira 20. And basically she's actually based in Belgium, which is sort of going a little bit against her theory. Also, it's weird that 20 seems like you're young. I guess she's regressing to be like a three-year-old. Yeah, she's going back to three, yeah. But it is funny, this person, you know,

she's just out there and she starts crying or whatever. And she goes, no, it's because I'm regressing. You go, I think you're just an emotional chick. And you go, no, no, I'm six and i can't help it she goes i have no control over when and if i regress so yeah it sounds like you just start bawling your eyes out and you go yeah it'll happen i'm a regressor can we find out if these all these people have just like been molested that's imagine they go yeah so it turns out they've just all been molested oh okay so it turns out they've all been molested. Oh, okay. It does turn out they've been molested. I'm going to take another quick break here to tell you about keeps.

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Because you just did one. I don't think you noticed. I did what? A microaggression? Yeah. So we got the encyclopedia of microaggressions. And it's an organization that has this pretty elaborate website. And they take submissions.

And they have employees. And then they obviously use this to go to workplaces and sort of hawk their bullshit. Yeah, Micropedia.org. Yeah, which is what you would think. Just lots of pictures of Danny D. It's low-hanging fruit. Where are all the tiny dicks? I came here for tiny dicks, and then I'm being micro-aggressed.

But you said off the reservation. That's one of them. Oh. Well, there is some of the parts of this. So this micropedia. Yeah. There is a lot of stuff where you go, some of this stuff, there's two types. One is where you go, okay, this is nothing.

And then the other ones you go, yeah, I mean, that's an actual aggression. Like, who the fuck would say this at work? For sure. So I have to... We'll start with the gay one. I have a mea culpa. What's a mea culpa? I'm going to apologize.

I have to come forward because I have one. For aggressions against you. We should do this because it's the workplace. It's a class-based one. What's the class-based one? Which is making fun of the cheese dreams. What was the microaggression? It was just making fun of them, thinking that cheese dreams were not a valid food type.

Oh, does it say like making fun of foods of other class groups? It's making fun of anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is they find what category that falls into? Well, they have, yeah. So they basically- So I apologize for making fun of your cheese drinks.

Thank you for that. I appreciate it. They go gay ones, race, class-based disability. They put them in all these different categories, right? So the first category is gay. By the way, good site. Like nice user experience. Incredible site.

Very well-designed website. Oh my God. Whoever designed this site, it's probably the the most uh smoothest interface it is really good site um but yeah so okay we'll go with gay first and i'll list off some of my favorites so oh you don't look trans that would be uh you know you implies a trans person looks a certain way but they say that you shouldn't say that if someone comes in and they're trans and you go oh you don't even look trans yeah which i don't think you would say um

so suggesting people should date because they're both gay which is pretty funny like if there's two gay guys in the office you go you guys ever considered bumming yeah you know what i mean you go you guys should hey you guys excuse me You guys should both bum each other. Yeah. So when are you really going to transition? So this is where it starts to get... Yeah, that's pretty fucking... Sounds like you're like a piece of shit dad. Like a lot of these are like, I don't know.

I guess it's a... Well, what they mean is... Yeah, so some places you have a trans person in the office and they go, oh, I'm trans. And you go, but when are you actually going to... I mean, it sounds like they took the term backhanded comment and they just made a sign you know scientific term for it because it's all these are just back would you ever say that to a trans person though but when are you actually gonna you know between me and you're gonna go to like do it that yeah

and then i'll go yeah what i mean When's that happening? I mean, listen. Yes, you're trans, but when are you going to, you know. Boobo, boobo. I saw Adam's apple five miles away. Shaving the beard. You know.

But when are you actually going to. Chainsaw. Ooga. That's you blowing up the balloons to put in the bra oh so i don't think i would say that to a trans person i would never say that i would never say that someone sent me this it was so snapchat has their front page and they put some pretty wild stuff on there yeah and it was uh it was a basically a non-binary person who has a big beard. And then their whole thing was basically how to deal with how your date reacts when they see your beard. Because I guess in her...

I mean, the first part would be like, I mean... Tell them in advance. Oh, no. Have the original. Have the beard in the photos, probably. Imagine. Someone have the beard in the photos. Oh, Imagine. Don't have the beard in the photos. Oh, what?

Yeah, I guess I do have a beard now. You know what? I didn't think about it. I've had the beard for so long. How would you feel if you showed up on a date with a girl and she had a beard? She had a beard and a penis? Talking about a catfish, right? Essentially, you're saying just me and makeup shows up.

And I go, oh. That is funny, though. You'd be like, ah, it was catfish. I was on a date with some guy. saying just me and makeup shows up and i go oh yeah that is funny though you've been like i was catfish this i was on a date with some guy and you know he was he was uh had hair in the photo because he but he was just wearing a hat on then it turned out he was bald you go yeah my date showed up with a beard my female date yeah i think i'm gonna win this round yeah my female date showed up with a full hockey coach goatee soul patch just like but nothing else you could tell smoking hot chick soul patch yeah it's like it's like that trans woman who's on dr phil mutton chops just fucking the motor the guy from motorhead what's his name again

lemmy yeah the lemmy mutton chops. And she goes, what? What's the big deal? He says, oh, I'm sorry. And you go, yeah, I can imagine your heterosexual date not loving you showing up with the fucking... No, sure. No, no. Better she shows up with the Arabian,

like the Arab car guy zigzag pattern yeah you have a zigzag chin strap it's a good one you go yeah i can't imagine they like that you go so anyways going up to that person like oh you know when you in fact when are you actually gonna you can add you can add micro you can add no but i think they have to approve them for them to make the cut so one other gay one was assuming same-sex couples are just friends. So that's like some guy shows up with his date and you go, hey, is that your buddy there? So how long you and your buddy have been as roommates?

Right? Roommates? That's actually, by the way, no joke happened to my family. Why? When my brother came in the closet when he was like 17 or 18 or something. He had a boyfriend and my dad did. So will your friend be staying over? He really didn't know?

No, he knew, but he just didn't know what to call him. Oh, he didn't know what to call him. He goes, what's your uh your buddy I mean I can picture my parents saying that about a girl being like is so your friend gonna be staying with us but it's just funny within that scenario but yeah the Canadian version being like

saw your uh buddy over there you guys so that's a microaggression if you ever assume that gay people aren't doing it yeah there is one that honestly so assuming they should do it's a microaggression if you ever assume that gay people aren't doing it yeah there is one that honestly so assuming they should do it's a microaggression assuming they aren't doing it's a

microaggression everything's a microaggression if you don't do it you might be a microaggression yeah yeah yeah if you think if you see two gay dudes at the office and assume that they're bumming you might be a microaggression you might be a microaggressor if you see two guys that are bumming and you assume that they might not be bumming you might be a microaggressor

the best one which because obviously these are the wokest of the woke people who make this not okay but uh under the religion tab what's the okay well let's skip to religion what they have using the word naz Nazi as an adjective. I'm like, that's your whole thing. I thought that was interesting, too. That was a weird one that passed the test. I'll tell you why, because they had a little Jewish flair in here. There was a lot of Jewish ones. Well, there are a few Jewish things,

but I'm like, you have every person who comes to this website goes next to Twitter and calls everybody on Twitter a Nazi. Very weird, right? Yeah, that was the one that I didn't... I agree with you. That was strange. That didn't pass the test.

So in religion, they said, assuming your marriage is going to be arranged, they said that was a microaggression. I assume marriage is going to be deranged because of women. Women are crazy. You know what's funny? I looked into this and we were doing at Giannis' podcast

I actually looked up the stats and it was something like 75% of Indian marriages are still arranged. Yes. Someone I think in the comments said it was even more. So it's a fairly reasonable assumption.

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's high. It's actually not that crazy. And then they said exoticism so assuming someone is unusual that's my favorite thing because it is very they go like for example you say an orthodox jew with the tassels like being like oh it's you know interesting or whatever like wow why yeah yeah assuming any you go assuming something that very few people at the workplace do is somehow exotic yeah it's like you show up to work and you have like a plate in your lip you know that's crazy where's that from

america i'm from detroit that's your fucking problem this is just exotic to you isn't it yeah the rings on the neck yeah the super long neck with the fucking nothing's weird ever yeah yeah you have the plate in the lip the rings in the neck boobs out full out topless full out old school kids just nursing sorry oh interesting what is weird about this and you go oh this is somehow strange to you, huh? So I don't like that. Assuming anything's different from ordinary. Yeah. I will say they just did a racism, by the way.

I found one. Okay, we'll do race next. No, but I found a racism in their thing. What did they do? No, no, a lot of them do their own things. I agree. Well, because, so here's one. Assumed criminality is a microaggression, but they give them tags

and then the tags. So it says assumed criminality, assuming that a person is dangerous. Yeah. If you want to pull up the site, you can come talk along with us. Yeah. Yeah. So assuming that a person is dangerous or a criminal, this is often based on the micropedia dot the micropedia.org, the micropedia.org.

And it says, this is often based on their race and associated racial stereotypes. And then the tags it has for this one are race, ethnicity, indigenous, and religion. So they just specifically threw in a specific race. They go, okay, we're going to throw in indigenous and then just all races. And you go, well, that was unnecessary. That could have gone under the race tag. Yeah, exactly. races and go well that was unnecessary that could have gone under the race tag yeah exactly well the race one the they basically started with using nazi like grammar nazi for example

and that's what you were having a problem with with i think with the if i was to say to sum up what the issue is they go that term is reserved for white men yeah not people that are bad with grammar no she's so aggressive directed at uh a racial women who are confident so basically no woman's ever wrong like for emotion oh yeah yeah you know if a girl's yelling and screaming and flipping the table and you go a bit much they go what so no so basically no woman's action or emotion is ever over the top. It's always just the right amount. Yeah, yeah. You don't act black.

So saying someone doesn't act black. So this is an interesting one that I had a pretty good discrepancy with. Okay, tell me if you think this is holding up logically. Okay. I thought, okay, so doesn't this conflict each other? Because if you said to someone, know and this is i've heard before if you tell for example a black guy and you go or a woman or whatever and you go uh she doesn't act black they're there they would say that's crazy right like oh what is like you know

but if a white guy was like yo yo yo what's up y'all my and they would go why are you trying to act black and would you not be i thought there wasn't a acting black. That is a good point. Because I think, wouldn't that be the whole thing is if someone says, you go, how, what do you mean I'm acting a race? I mean, the truth is, I would say everyone knows, you know, what the cultures is. Like if someone goes, yo, what's up, essay? You know, you'd go, if I acted that, but then if you saw a latino guy that was hello and then you go

oh uh he doesn't act uh latino and then they would go what do you mean he doesn't act well i think the problem is they say that they assume that presumes that the baseline for that race is the you know what's considered i guess not the best of you know they're not taking but you're just saying that terminology though no no with the terminology no i agree with what you're saying that is uh because wouldn't they say consistent hey say, hey, if you were doing a bunch of black slang, they would say, hey, you're stealing their thing, right? Yes. But then if they go, someone who doesn't do that, and they go, well, you're not acting

that black, would you not say, well, which is it? Do they act this way or don't? and they go, well, you're not acting that black, would you not say, well, which is it? Well, I guess you could both say that you're stealing their thing if you're stealing their thing, but then if you're not that and you're black, it's still don't say that, I guess. I guess maybe you would say that if there's a Venn diagram,

they were like, well, blackness is everything, but this is a part of it. So you're still trying to act black, but everything else is black too. Yeah, exactly. I see that's the only way they could sort of justify it. Like nobody sounds like Obama and there's some successful CEO and they go, why are you trying to act black? I don't think.

You know what I'm saying? It doesn't go the other way. That's why they're trying to say it. It only goes the negative way. Well, no, but you're making it negative. Well, that's a microaggression. Sure. I know they are, but I don't think that using slang is positive or negative like if someone comes up and you know fucking dressed a certain way i don't know if that's positive or

negative it just kind of is well they i guess when they say someone's a rapper you don't necessarily negative or positive no no i think what the is you know if someone is a black person doesn't speak abonics and you go oh you don't even someone is a black person doesn't speak abonics and you go oh you don't even talk like a black person you go that's not what all black people talk like oh yeah you're ascribing the most negative of traits i guess yeah i guess that's where they're going but you are right also that with the acting black with the white thing when they say negative well this is another one they said with the jewish thing they go you have a jewish nose is a microaggression i mean that sounds like a macroaggression what like what do i had a fucking comedy show yeah that's like that's

literally like front front row of a comedy show some comic goes look at his fucking jewish nose yeah like yes you're right if you were in the workplace and you go oh are you jewish and you go oh interesting because you have a jewish nose like everyone knows that's not a compliment no and that also is a thing yeah but yeah that's they kind of mix up microaggressions in actual aggression yeah that's not in micro that's not microaggression it's not uh it's not like hey uh can you smell better right because you're jewish what are you getting it's like oh you drink you know yeah you fucking drink like an irish person like yeah obviously that was a fucking uh meant to be negative they go um uh clutching your bag when a racialized person approaches which is pretty aggressive thing to do at work yeah like in your cubicle and just like you're like someone walks by you just grab your bag

it's like the fucking like old woman like latino janitors walking by and all these like middle-aged white women are grabbing their purses as she walked by you go yeah it seems like a lot you're in a meeting it's just like a fucking 30 year old like black guy at a marketing company and then the lady like moves her purse to the other side. You go, yeah, that'd be a lot. Very deliberately, too. It's not even hiding it. I guess you're right.

That would seem like a microaggression. I guess on the side of the road, I think the only thing you could do, here's the problem, though, because you go, you shouldn't walk across the street or clutch your bag. But you go, if you're a woman and you're walking like alone and someone's you might cross the street for just men period yeah and you go which is a microaggression yeah but you go you have to not do it for racialized ones you can all you know what i mean you know i was actually thinking because there has been a slew of like crime in in new york right like there's been a lot of and

it's mostly women getting targeted, especially on the subways and stuff. Okay. And there are going to be some women who kind of out of protection do something that then will, people will be like, that's racist because the person that they did that to was racialized.

I think so, yeah. And then they go to class base. You're so lucky you don't have to pay taxes. You're indigenous. Who the fuck says that? Oh, because of indigenous. No, because they're... Well, that was one of those ones where...

I guess they're... I just don't understand that one because we're in Canada, basically. I think this is like this in America. Oh, that is tagged as indigenous. They tag them as a couple tags. I took that as, hey, you're so poor that you don't have to pay.

I didn't take that as like the Canada no tax thing. Well, they had the indigenous tag. But they just put the indigenous tag on everything on this website. You're right. Because it is, that would be a little rude. That's a very condescending phrase to go to someone that's like only makes 20 grand a year

and be like, dude, I wish I could pay your taxes. That's how I interpreted that. I thought it was because if you're indigenous, you don't have to pay taxes. Yeah, and the definition they say. And to me that, it's one of those things where they go, well, but we have friends. Oh, no, it is a Canadian thing specifically. We have friends that don't, they have the card that they don't have to pay taxes.

And you go, it's objectively sick. Yeah, for sure. You go for us to be like, oh, I wish I, I wish I. I have friends who, I have one friend who has the card who has you know you go to their house and they have a dream catcher and that's the extent of how indigenous they are yeah you know like they're not like it's not their identity at all they just happen to pass the test and you don't pay taxes you don't have to pay taxes and you're like yeah if you have you ever said like that's sick that you don't have to pay taxes probably well you should call them and apologize

to her and i would do know such thing so the myth of meritocracy is if you ever say that anyone uh myth of meritocracy is funny they said the belief that hard work is the only thing that people need for success yeah so yes obviously there's more than just the hard work there's lots more to it unless you're a golfer or a fucking basketball player. What do you mean? Well, the myth of meritocracy. I mean, most sports are generally meritocracies. Yeah, but you could also say...

Unless you say that your athletic ability... No, but you could also say, yeah, you could say athletic ability. You could say, you know, brain power or something like that. But the idea that there's no correlation to hard work. Anyone who's managed any amount of people would say that yeah, I mean, the people that work harder I'm more correlation to hardware. Anyone who's managed any amount of people would say that, yeah, I mean, the people that work harder,

I'm more likely to promote. I mean, that's pretty... Yeah, well, their ability to work hard is a construct of the patriarchy. Yeah, I think it's one of those things where you go, nothing's anything, but anyone who has ever sort of worked in any sort of situation,

I mean, you know, anything you've ever been in your life, you go, the people that are doing the best and the people that are doing the worst, and you go, if you were to do a graph of how hard they work, we go, it would not surprise you. Of course. I mean, dude, there's a lot of professional athletes

who aren't the most talented, who are, you know, as good as they are because of just hard work. Like, you know, they can't jump the highest. Who would be an example? I'm not talking about superstars. Those guys generally are. But you're saying they were pretty good.

I was thinking Steph Curry for a second. His father was an NBA player, so he obviously has had opportunities. But he's not the craziest athlete by any stretch of the imagination and he is just a crazy hard worker i don't know right but he does have obviously the genetics of a professional basketball player so i don't and this is another one i don't know how you could do it i could never give up my baby that's a fucking who was saying that that was funny

so someone gives their baby up for adoption and then they come back to the office. Some of these are just like what you would see on TV as like a bitchy woman. Yeah, it's like a PSA or something. I don't know how you'd ever give up your baby like that. One of my favorite ones was under, which this is a crazy one, was under gender, which was...

Putting female before title, anything anything uh oh she's a female gender oh this you're the female ceo so putting the they've said putting a female and before no the best yeah yeah i didn't that was a good one but she's a female vice president she must be on her period comment reinforces the stereotype that women are irrational and emotional they don't like you say they're on their period. There's nothing that always gets me more than the ref in a game. When the ref's doing bad in hockey, you go, Hey, ref, you on your period?

Hey, ref, you pregnant? Because you just missed three periods. So disability, they go, They don't like when you go, you're so articulate. It's funny thinking that the disability, they go, they don't like when you go, you're so articulate. So it's funny thinking that the disability, they mean the wheelchair. The guy gives a speech and they go, it's so crazy that you're so articulate. The age one was a reach too. What was age?

Okay, boomer. They don't like, okay, boomer. Yeah, they're trying to say that okay, boomer is a microaggression. Dude, one of them is straight up. They needed the age tab and they had nothing. They like the age tab. Dude, do you even know what Snapchat or TikTok is? That's a microaggression, yeah.

Every old person would be like, first first off your microaggressions are your loser for even having this like anybody who you would be saying that to be like what and then also they're like no yeah 65 why would i know what snapchat or tiktok is well you just microaggressed against this old person you look great for your age as a microaggression it seems like this person is just a list of mean things that someone said to them this person is not it's steve buscemi and uh billy madison just the most aggrieved person with the list of all the things yeah uh they don't like inspiration form which just reduces them to their disability so they they don't like it when you say anything to disabled people basically like which we know just a decent amount of disabled people and you know in comedy and this and that i mean i'm probably sure you know your own you have your

own squad and i have my own squad yeah of course whatever college whatever but they're anyone that i know it's like yeah it's not what they're saying, where they go handle with extreme care. Most people that I know that have any sort of disability are like, yeah, you can probably just treat me the same way you treat other people. Yeah, I'd prefer if you treat me like everybody else. Yeah, I'd probably just rather be treated like a human being. They said they're acting crazy. That puts a stigma on mental illness.

No matter what, no matter how much a girl is yelling, she's not being aggressive and she's not being crazy uh aggressive and she's just testing out those vocal cords that's what she's doing go stop testing out the vocal cords being you don't say they're acting crazy i can't believe you are married so they say uh if you go up to someone that's friends in a wheelchair and be like holy shit i can't believe you actually found someone to lock down i wish i don't think anyone would ever say no to a disabled person imagine the guy comes in he's got like a walker and stuff and you go you're married what who would fuck you oh did i say that i can't imagine someone would say that how hard do you think it is to sneak uh microaggressions onto the site we should try to

get we should get some in there saying my nipples are weird some very specific thing what's the one that they need the most for telling men that they talk too much tone policing instead of listening to them you focus on emotion so again a lot of their things are there's no level of freaking out that's ever warranted of any comment here's one for how about one for religion i'll submit it's uh assuming that someone who's lending you money is uh lending it to you at a super high interest rate just because they're Jewish. That's so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. Just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean I'm usurious. Yeah, yeah. Even though I wanted 22% return on this money that I lent you for a beer. I'm sorry. That's anti-Semitic to say that i i i uh wanted a 27 return monthly interest right yeah monthly sorry why would you think that on the five bucks that i lent to my girlfriend that's a microaggression seeming shocked at the ability of anyone with a

disability describing yourself as ocCD when you're not, they don't like. No. So those are the main ones, but I don't know. I've just, oh, there's yeah.

And then they go religion and then age, but it does seem like essentially, you know what, you know, like a struggle sessions and stuff like that. It's almost like these things are, you go, everyone write down a meme comment that everyone says and we'll put it

in the fire and watch it burn yeah it's kind of like you know it's a it's a therapeutic thing for them where they can write down a mean thing that someone said to them and put it on their site and then now it's on the site and then they can this feels though but the end game is the bow is whoever's you know compiling this and then once they get the whole thing then they get to go to workplaces and they get hired this is a grift of all of it's a grift but this is

this goes you know and to be honest this place is probably doing okay with their grift because of the sleekness of this site it's a damn good site

site's incredible yeah I don't know why you'd want to sign up it says sign up but I'm like sign up for what I think sign up

for they give you a bump every time there's a new microaggression there you go good news we added a new mean comment i'm following them on twitter the micropedia they only have 89 followers yo go blow up the mic go give them a follow 89 followers they deserve honestly for how good this website is they deserve more followers than 89 the micropedia ah shit well guys we're gonna fucking cruise on over the patreon we're gonna talk about

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