The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream for Equality

Episode Date: July 23, 2021

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like the odd person but most of the people that are posting it's like they're posting jokes and people get them yeah totally yeah like the one guy was like oh ryan and that indian dude like they left his they they you know they were fellow travelers and they left his you know whatever it was but it's like just funny shit and i I was thinking, um, okay. The idea of, you know, how people say, Oh, is it, is guys crazy or girls crazier? Right. Okay. So Danny's a, it's actually not true. I don't know. It all depends on the scenario. The reason Danny's saying that is because he dresses in drag and then looks in the mirror and he goes, Oh, you crazy for that one. Oh, you crazy. What are you looking for?

He goes, oh, you crazy for that one, Polish joke. I got a haircut yesterday, actually, and the guy who cuts my hair is this gay guy. And then he's like, I had told him at one point, he's like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm a comic. And then he's like, yeah, I'm going to see like, he's like all into drag queens and stuff. Did you run some bits on him? Oh, yeah.

I mean, that's what's the point of getting a haircut i write i go i go i gotta write this haircut off so i gotta run some stuff you know like an uber's so i was on the subway the other day new york is hair haircuts are weird the um so when people go okay who's crazier guys or girls the difference is that the craziest guys right now are in jail and the craziest girls are on a date right now convincing someone that they aren't crazy like i swear so you google their name you go that was like they're explaining basically a way like stories they go so i have a kind of a past but then they're like just explaining it. They go. Exactly. They're given all the reasons for it.

They go. You can't tell with girls if they're crazy or not. They're sort of like the Jews of crazy people. You go, is that one? I can't tell. That's it. So girls. The girl with that hat on.

Is that one or is that just fashion? Well, they're the tassels. It's like certain Jews are walking around with the tassels and you go, okay, that that's for sure one that's like if a girl's walking around with like the cuts on her arm that's like the tassels of crazy yeah that oh yeah you go okay that one for sure maybe one shoe off you go okay that one why is it that cutting is like a pretty exclusively female thing well girls the same thing the same reason why girls can give birth. Like, why has no guy ever been like, yeah, I guess,

why has no guy ever been like, well, because if a guy wants to commit suicide, he does it. But, you know, but tons of girls are not cutting for suicide purposes. They're cutting for, like, just, Oh, right. Like, emo-y, like,

I think most of it, it's like, most of it's not suicide. I just want to feel the pain. Or just, like, be like, hey, I'm a cutter. Like, you know, they're like angsty teenagers, but it's like, why just want to feel the pain or just like be like hey i'm a cutter like you know they're like angsty teenagers but it's like why is that just an exclusive never got the cutting thing and and you're right because it is this thing where it's like okay so you go was that a

suicide attempt they go no and you go why am i supposed to care that like you have it's like a you're fetish like like yourself like did a cat get at you or? It is sort of a thing where it's like, I cut myself. And you go, why? It's like, I like to feel pain. You go, sort of like an extreme sports person. I guess, is jujitsu the equivalent? Yeah. Is it like cutting for girls and guys do jujitsu?

Men are so depressed, they go do jujitsu and just get put in a hazlock. Just get their ears cauliflowered. Like, cauliflowered ears is the fucking cut marks for guys. What happened to your ears? It goes, I was going through some shit. So quick shout out to some of the new 20 buck patrons. One guy goes by MacGruber and pretty funny names on there. One guy, I'm answering one of his questions this week,

but he has a based ghost Fauci. Tim Hubbard, James Reynolds. And right now we got like 60 episodes up about there. And before we even go any further, you guys might not know this, but Daniel did want to say congratulations because Danny is doing all of the voices in a new TV show called Q-Force.

I didn't want to tell you. You didn't want to mention it. I didn't want this to be... Give you a little sample of the trailer for Danny's new show. It's a QAnon-based... It's like a QAnon-based cartoon where every character is in QAnon. Q-Force coming out on Netflix, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, premiered here, the original trailer. And Danny, congratulations, dude. Thank you. Hey, Twink! Oh, hey, girl! That's my job, daddy. Right? Q-Force. original trailer and Danny congratulations dude thank you the Danny Polish up story that was great work there that's called an entrance by the way gay heroes Gary Cole

Daniel Polischuk the room's empty I wasted all that masculinity on nothing not nothing my little butthole went boop that's actually funny

I watched it that was an ad-lib Danny I know I actually watched that I go okay that was funny that was an ad-lib Danny this summer they're going from

zero to queer-o I actually pitched them that as the for the narrator and they go ah it's a little much there you go can I still do my from zero to cuiro. I actually pitched them that for the narrator and they go, ah, it's a little much. You go, can I still do my butthole clip? Yeah, can I do the butthole thing? I go, can we do the zero to cuiro thing?

And they go, I don't know. Danny's a method actor too. He's been blowing dudes all week. Danny shows up. I literally been hanging out in bathhouses. People are like, what does this have to do with this cartoon? Research.

Oh, I tell you, it's more of the cartoon. I have an audition next week. He was just auditioning for the cartoon. He's fucking just blowing dudes right in the voice. Yeah, you show up for the audition. You got your boyfriend. You got your two twinks. You're on a leash.

They go, what's going on? It's like, I take this very seriously. Only guy to come to a voice audition walking funny. It's not even on video. I'm just and just like oh and you're like in the window of the bath i was looking you're like what are you a gay spy obviously see i've been the director hello they're the male director you go into his house and you sneak into his house and then like look at you're like watching him piss and he catches you and you go is that gay spy enough for you you got the fucking gig there was some pretty fucking good ones on the internet i'm

not gonna go through but neuro queer is another good term because neuro queer yeah neuro queer so neuro queer neuro queer well i i like all the terms where that's what they call autistic people they're like neuro neurodivergent neurodivergent well so i didn't look into this so i for i've been hearing neurodivergent for a while and i've been seeing all the people being like neuro you know what i mean neuroqueer is a new one where you're like a queer adh adhd or autistic and gay yeah yeah autistic i think all autistic people are gay but uh yeah but so people have this this stuff but it doesn't sound like i just they're just like giving high school kids good fun new insults like i got a fucking neuroqueer dude

like you literally saying they're like retarded queer basically yeah like that's like that's like they just pc'd up like you fucking retard queer from like 20 years ago and now they're like neuroqueer he's a neurodivergent queer yeah neuroqueer is good but i didn't realize what neurodivergent was and i looked it up neurodivergency is a concept that's been around for a while i don't think so but in a nutshell it means brain differences and all that so differences like adhd and autism aren't abnormal They're simply variations of the human brain. And so you may not know this, or maybe you do know this, but when I was young... You were a queer?

Every one of my teachers tried to get me to... Every single one of my teachers tried to get me diagnosed with queerness. I go, oh, I'm here because I'm ADHD. And they go, what? Did you see this? Just sorry to cut you off because i saw this on uh twitter the other day somebody posted this and this is a new york times article from november 22nd 1964 look at this headline i i saw that actually actual headline 5.6 million of us are mentally retarded. Or you can call it Delaware.

Oh. And the author was also mentally retarded. Tough read. Tough read. Tough read. It really goes downhill after that headline. Well, I'm neurodivergent then. Yeah.

Because I remember, so I went, you know, I did the gifted test, but the ADHD thing, they tried to put me in there too. I had nine teachers in a row to the point where, well, they want you to go. Well, they were just,

you're probably fucking such a troublemaker where they're like, there's got to be, but because you were doing well, so there's like, there's got to be something going on here. Well, I'm going to,

I think people need to, you know, I'm going to start all the campaigns now, you know, love Trump's neurodivergent aid. And basically, so I'm allowed to say all this stuff now you know love Trump's neurodivergent hate and basically so I'm allowed to say all this stuff now because I was diagnosed you're literally like disabled I'm not

you have a disability I want to go on all the shows and be like I've been able to become a sexist podcaster despite my neurodivergency you literally beat all the odds Ryan dude I would say remember like the Canadianadian heritage moment you're gonna you're gonna get one of my neurodivergency it's like you as a child in class he goes ryan's

and you're like you want your parents i'm spitballing like the parent teacher meeting and like i don't know how to tell you this but ryan's neurodivergent and you're just like off in the corner just like smashing windows know what i was doing we're replacing the teacher's fucking dvds with pornos or the vhs but that was the big one for us replacing with pornos we had a whole bunch of fucking good bits jerek had the funniest bit where uh probably one of the worst pranks of all time on on its core but what he did was he used to pretend to fall over once a day and he just said that he couldn't stand in his chair. And the teacher's like, I know you can't be falling.

And he goes, I'm just not good at sitting in the chair. And so he would do the desks that are part of the desks. And he used to do pratfalls in class. That's funny. And then we did a few where we'd get everyone in the class to turn their desks around, except for the goody two-shoes. So the teacher would come in, and every single person would be facing the x-ray. And then they'd come in and call my person would be facing the x-ray.

And then they'd come in and call my parents. They'd go, this guy is neurodivergent. Yeah, he's definitely neurodivergent. So as a member of the community, I consider myself a representative of the community. Sort of like that young Crip guy.

He's pretty funny, dude. Who, Crip Daddy? Yeah, Crip Daddy. Don't hate me because I'm neurodivergent. But more importantly, this story right now, i got knee deep into this based ben and jerry's yeah i don't know if you've you think this is a base move by them well

this is a fucking bitch move by them it's actually doesn't make any sense the story is i swear to god i was three hours deep into ben and jerry's stuff so ben and jerry's started we're gonna take it through the ben and jerry ben's we don't know who's involved they're both Jews right oh yeah Cohen yeah you tell me Ben and Jerry's is gonna end sale of our ice cream in the occupied Palestinian territory

which is like based but it's like so Palestinians can't eat ice cream now well it's because but it's like until the Jews get their act together but it's like what a crazy thing okay so until the Jews get the act

he's an apologist. I'm not an apologist. I'm not an apologist. I'm saying so Ben and Jerry's was like, look, we support, we stand with the people of Palestine so much that you can't eat our ice cream anymore. Well, you're, you're misinterpreting it. They're saying, you're saying, you're thinking that the reason they're selling, not selling there is as a protest against what Israel is doing.

Right. They were saying all the jews in the west bank or whatever were trying to haggle too much and it was hurting five dollars a pint that's the price and they said until these jews can just accept what the prices are no more it wasn't a protest it was a protest from ben and jerry's against these jews not accepting and then the middle easterns aren't much better i give you four dollar yeah and they go so that was the situation and they were saying it's my least favorite part of like going to any like countries like that that have this like haggle culture yeah it's like you're like just give me the fucking price and they're like you're like hey can i get this like

you know whatever they start it's so high chief they go four thousand dollars like fuck off just how much is this thing you're like that was like asia get this, like, you know, whatever. They start so high. Tanker chief, they go $4,000. You're like, fuck off. Just how much is this thing? You're like, that was like Asia too. And like, cause they just love, like, it is a cultural thing where they like love to like, it's like a game. They can't wait. It's like a game. Like all in the Middle East, like Asia, they go, how much is this shirt?

$80. You go, I'll give you a dollar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you gotta be like, you gotta get into this. I'll give you a dollar. And they're like, okay, $60.

Like $2. And like, and then you walk away and they like, to be like, you've got to get into this. I'll give you a dollar. And they're like, okay, $60. I'm like, $2. And then you walk away, and they like, in Bangkok, you'd be like, fuck off. And you walk away, and literally someone chasing you like down a mall. Okay, okay, okay, $4.

And you're like, why do we have to do this? Just fucking sell it to me. Hackle culture fucking stinks. Oh, it's annoying. Also, they were saying the Jews were getting too fat, so that's why ben and jerry

said they didn't want their people to be represented because the israeli army they're very okay but so i i got deep into this story because ben and jerry have been like out there oh they've been they've been doing this it's you know when you go back in history you know those things where you know when they make a movie and you go back in history to all those photos and the guy was in the photo ben and jerry even asserted themselves in like every conflict basically forrest gump forrest gump is the one i'm thinking so they go we believe it is inconsistent with our values for ben and jerry's ice cream to be sold in the occupied palestinian territory the company shared in a statement and they said the vermont based ice cream uh company ben and jerry's announced monday that they will no longer sell

ice cream in the West Bank. So out of the gate, I'm like, that should solve it. That's a win for Israel right there. Well, why is it a win for Israel? Well, because you can still get ice cream in Israel for all the Jews. Oh, but Jews can't get Israel if they're in the bad area, I guess. Yeah, I guess what they're— But you're right. It doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make sense because— Okay, so we're going to— First off, what a weirdly specific thing. So we're going to penalize all the settlers, the Jewish settlers in the West Bank, but also penalize all the locals. Yeah, it makes zero sense. And you're like, okay. It's like putting an embargo against the country.

Also, fucking the main ice cream in Israel, because I've been there, is, fuck, what is it? It's not. I'm going to say. It's neither of those. It's not Haagen-Dazs or it's, fuck, I can't is it it's not i'm gonna say uh it's neither of those not haagen-dazs or it's uh fuck i can't remember what it's called but it's like the european one it's really it's fuck i can't remember what it's called but that's the main ice cream there they don't even yeah well so you're right it does make zero sense just like virtue and on top of that the israeli

there's like an israeli ben and and Jerry's that's essentially their distributor. And they're not really affiliated, like a different person owns the thing. And the people that are affiliated with them from Israel are like, no, we're going to keep selling it. So, so it's like complicated. So Ben and Jerry, and first of all, I don't know if you heard this, but Ben actually doesn't support this. And Jerry is like, hates Jews. Yeah. I don't know if that's true,

but I would love if like Ben was like, dude, can we just sell ice cream? And Jerry's like, we gotta fuck. Yeah, can we just focus on the ice cream? He goes, no. So they're solving everything. So Ben and Jerry has a licensed factory in Israel for more than three decades,

shipping ice cream from the factory to Israeli sentiments in the settlements in the West Bank and East Jerusalem. Ben and Jerry received- Oh, was magnum that's what it's called yeah and the condom company there you go they also make the biggest ice cream in israel nice dude so so people are boycotting boycotting this because they um they work with jews essentially and ben and jerry's i was sort of saying that on its face because they were getting all this criticism or whatever right and this is in a response to this the first thing the takeaway is you go before you get too deep into Ben and Jerry's you go isn't this a good like that's you

know when we're saying if you break the bed you go you know a little bit of a wake-up call as a society when you find yourself on Twitter yelling at an ice cream company like yo you can't be supporting you you cannot be selling in israel because of this thing ben and jerry's needs to get rocky road out of it like that should be a little bit of a wake-up call where you go did am i too deep into this rabbit hole that's honestly i've said it before but right that's one of my favorite things when people are like, you know, their favorite thing. They just like can't eat ever again because the company makes like just some one decision, like small decision that goes against your like core political values, like with the Coke or Pepsi thing.

Well, it's all right. I guess we're fucking on the Haagen-Dazs family now. Thanks. Well, people on the right wing now are taking fucking Rocky Road and throwing in the garden. Literally, they're burning their fucking. Before, people on left wing are doing it. So now they said people literally burning ice and like in the car i was like reading the twitter comments for this stuff and then all these people were like well you just lost yourself a customer and then someone below that's like well don't worry because i'm gonna be

double the amount of ice cream now and you're like you can only wait you're just gonna fucking like gain 80 pounds to fucking own some dude on Twitter? First off, the main thing I'd like to say is none of these people ever stick to this shit. Remember the Goya Bean thing? Everybody's like, I'm never eating Goya Beans. And then a month later, they're like, whatever. Yeah. You forgot.

Remember you were boycotting Goya Beans? You go, huh? Yeah. You just do your grandstanding oncotting Goya beans. You go, huh? Yeah. You just do your grandstanding on Twitter and then you just go back to eating your shitty beans. And really like, but that has to be a wake up call where you go, everyone's like, I,

society's not that crazy. And everyone's on Twitter arguing because Ben and Jerry, but okay. So that was my first kind of take. But then when you dig a little deeper into it, which everyone doesn't know this, but when when you dig a little deeper into it which everyone doesn't know this but when you actually dig a little deeper into it ben and jerry are out there oh oh yeah they're they've inserted themselves and so they started their political career ben and jerry

um in 2011 ben and jerry released a flavor called sweaty balls in homage to saturday night live skit and they received a protest from one million moms, a project of the conservative Christian group, American Family. That was like the good old days. The good old days. That was the good old days of cancel culture. That was literally like right before cancel culture

became like annoying, when it was just like literally like we could all laugh at it because a bunch of like Christian moms were boycotting an ice cream because of the name. Because of sweaty balls. Sweaty balls. It was. This is when it was objectively funny.

That was the funny days where they didn't like rap music and the name of ice creams. Yeah, they weren't calling you racist. They were like, we don't like your sweaty balls. It's bad for our kids. And everyone was just like, shut up. Shut up. And everybody kind of had a chuckle. So Ben and Jerry's got a taste of owning Christians with their thing, right?

Yeah. And they probably put them on the map. They're the sweaty balls ice cream. So then they started dipping their toe in more. Their controversy in 2006 after the company released a flavor of ice cream called Black and Tan. It had named it after the alcoholic drink. But the Black and Tan was also a paramilitary force in british world war one veterans recruited during the irish revolution so the irish republican movement was offended from the historical association of the title so at this point you

kind of are on their side where you go these guys can't catch a break no they're just also when you like you know when you're like you can't it's hard to take it seriously when like just the irish are offended and you're like irish republicans are offended yeah you go okay this is getting pretty niche but this is how this is what happened it's what we were talking about last week where they started out by being like making funny stuff and then like stuffy conservatives getting mad and then before you know it they're like they're they're like activists you know what i mean now so they so then next what happens is after that they go in in late april 2004 ben and jerry signed on to fight for the reef campaign so they started out with sweaty balls then they're

like black and tan and then you know by 2014 now they're getting a little more political they've got the save the reef ice cream so they're getting out little more political. They've got the Save the Reef ice cream. So they're getting out there being like, Save the Great Barrier Reef. And then all the other people, now they started to look a little sillier because the people started being like, first of all, they were exaggerating the effects of all this stuff.

And then the environmental minister, Andrew Powell, goes, the only people taking a scoop out of the reef is Ben and Jerry's and Unilever. Got him! Got him! only people taking a scoop out of the reef is ben and ben and jerry's and unilever got him got him well because unilever is like a big uh big company right yeah so they're like shut up you guys are polluting as much as anyone else in february 2006 ben and jerry crater ben cohen so this is when they really started diving in 2016 as you would have imagined that's when they got really into so their first flavor this is when they got really into it. So their first flavor,

this is when they got in naming the flavors to get controversy. They called it Bernie's Yearning in support of Bernie Sanders. So if you really like Bernie Sanders, now you're getting into Bernie's Yearning. The flavor consisted of plain mint ice cream. The chocolate discs represent

the huge majority of economic gains that have gone to the top fuck off these like these like strategy sessions where they're like all right so how do we turn fucking mint chocolate chip ice cream into like something significant how does fight the power so they said they're fucking you go what if the chocolate chips represent all the poor people on welfare? Yeah. And the mint chocolate, it's like. It's chocolate chip for every comrade fallen.

This is Lucky Charms, and we just want to say that every second charm is for the marginalized communities of Abu Dhabi. Yeah, and every Irish person who died in the Great Famine, the Great Potato Famine. Yeah, right. We're thinking of you. So this is, it's such a like little good microcosm of the world in fucking 2011 ben and jerry go sweaty balls ice cream everyone's funny christian moms get mad 2016 they have bernie they have bernie's yearning and chocolate discs represent inequality this is like in a six-year span like the thing too is like

you know chocolate discs probably they they narrowed it down to five things it could mean that it was gonna be the official thing yeah and they go let's go with inequality okay so inequality on the chocolate dips then so that wasn't enough for them in 2016 the co-founders uh cohen and greenfield were both arrested at the democracy awakening protest so now they're in the u.s capital steps so ben and jerry uh got arrested they do everything together do you think that i i love the idea that jerry really didn't want to come jerry's like i don't be like jerry basically became like a gajillionaire and he just became like conservative but he's like

yeah yeah well they have to be there with the protest signs being like you know bernie's yearning yeah so and they're getting they're doing the amy schumer where they're trying to get arrested and for publicity for so they can be in the thing like i'm for the people totally with my fucking ice cream conglomerate also when they talk about the one percent like these guys gotta have some fucking coin uh yeah they're in the one percent of the one so in 2021 this is where it gets weird ben stormed the capitol and so that's where things took a turn i wonder what happened in the capital show uh what remember the guy from mr show who got busted we don't know. Never heard about him. But they go. So that's what.

Then they got arrested. Then in 2017, they announced that they would serve two scoops of the same ice cream flavor in Australia due to the refusal of the Australian government to legitimize same sex marry. So basically, they said they're going to do two scoops instead of one scoop for same sex. You know what this is sounding like? Is that ice cream is like, there's just only so many flavors and iterations and they just ran out. Like they ran out of new ice cream.

So they're like, what else do we do? Well, yeah. So the legalized same sex marriage, they're denying, so denying their ice cream. But the bottom line is denying ice cream solves the world's problems.

The best would be if like fucking, uh, Haagen-Dazs was like, had a criminalized same sex marriage campaign. So blue lives matter. Like they're literally like, yeah, like a blue lives matter flavor,

like blue ice cream. Like, just like, you know, they, they refuse to mix like vanilla and chocolate swirl. Like they're like, they're like a really like aggressive, really fucking like they're like like a really like aggressive

really fucking like conservative like not even conservative i would love hog and does to go full the other way just like right wing just like intense yeah hog and does goes down to the two two you know it's a it's like you know they have metropolitan but it's metropolitan with only two things because there's two genders yeah so and then so this is and also it's funny like the idea that they're so involved in all this stuff right like they're going hey there's you know we can't get these gay people to get married and there's like there's only two people that can solve this like they're the democrats like when they really need to call in the big guns like in house of cards yeah they really like one, we don't want to have to do this, we don't want to abuse this, but they have to call up Ben and Jerry being like, we're going to need you to make an ice cream flavor for this fucking thing.

That's the only way they can support you. That's the only way we can get out of this. So 2018, they announced their new limited flavor called Pecan Resist. So by 2018, they're really- Is that some sort of play on words that i'm missing um we can resist pecan yeah it's like but it's so ridiculous because they're having to like basically like i wonder if they're making the ice cream and then like reverse engineering the name or like someone's like someone's like it tastes better with peanuts and you go yeah but it

doesn't i think they just peanut resist like peanut resist doesn't make any sense what does that mean i think they put pecans in it yeah so pecan resist was introduced as a part of an the opposition campaign against donald trump i fucking love shouldn't it be pecan overcome he can't overcome or like uh pecans in the bathroom don't you have to kind of respect these guys so 2018 everyone's like trump and they're just like you know or orange man bad and it's like orange sherbert they're fucking so they already know it's orange man bad and it's just sherbert but there's no orange but it tastes like shit so pecan resist was against donald. So they're really getting into it by 2018. 2020, Ben and Jerry's attracted criticism for British commentators for defending channel crossings of migrants in France.

So now they made another flavor, I guess, to say that they need more migrants. And then people were kind of pushing back against them because basically they were saying that they were hypocrites due to their own practices in relation to workers rights and pay and also that they were hiring illegal immigrants so basically ben and jerry are like running their ice cream sweatshops paying the people like minimum wage and then they're like you know you need to yeah that's not the point he goes isn't trump bad yeah yeah ben got the fucking they have they're whipping people in the factory jerry and j Jerry's on like the top floor doing a speech about how we need to resist Trump with our new flavor. So now, and then finally, um,

anti-hazing activists. So now they're, Oh, this is 2014. So there's the last one I'll say. This is back when they were cool before they did hazed and confused. They were like frat boys before they did hazed and confused which had been released earlier and the concern uh which it could be perceived as belittling hazing and hazing and bullying victims so before they did hazed and

confused which was supporting you know you got to run around naked do keg stands and then they were doing fucking these nuts ice cream and now they're doing fucking you know capital riot that'd be amazing like they do a cat like how can does this a capital like an insurrection ice cream insurrectionist ice cream hog and does the stolen election yeah know what it is it's a it's an empty thing of ice cream to represent the ice cream was stolen just like the election it's just an empty tub of ice cream all your money goes to like some fucking law legal fund to bail everybody out 100 of the proceeds anyways these guys are these guys kind of make me laugh i got fucking deep into that the other day hey what do you

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Talkspace dot com slash military. It is really like this rich guy's space race thing, like just pissing competition. I'm sure it's not going to be like a bad thing. No, I don't think it is either. Like I think there will definitely be a benefit like all the stuff Elon Musk is doing, like

he has this, you know, he has a goal of like basically, um, wanting to do where you can travel like, um, like it'll just be commercial travel, but basically you go straight up into the atmosphere and you go across. So you'll be able to go to like New York to Tokyo in two hours because you go into the atmosphere and then across and then down. So like, it's all, I think a lot of this is in preparation for that kind of stuff. I think it's fine. I don't know. It's going to be good for that. It's going to be good. It i think it's fine i don't know it's gonna be good for that it's gonna be good it's like i don't know no but then on top of that it'll be good like you know getting internet everywhere and all that

stuff but yeah i think it's one to me it was like when people are talking about this people can only see things in their binaries right now right where it's like it you look at what bezos is doing and then they go well what about poverty and what about poverty? And you go, it really is, both of those things could be true. Like there is, I legitimately do agree that they're not taxing these prices properly.

And Bezos, they do all these shady things that other companies don't do where they go, fine, we'll do this in Ireland. And the way that Mac goes, you know what? Well, when you buy a computer,

we only really made 5% of it here because we bought the chip there. Yeah, well, Trump changed that. Trump changed that tax rate so they repatriated a lot of that money. They are trying to, but it's still not doing that good of a job. And the reason for that

is the same reason with the wealth tax stuff, right? You know those guys. They're like, the wealth like protection industry is the smartest people in the world they're all making millions and millions of dollars at the top also they fucking like you know all the tax codes are written by these like you know these people who are their accountants essentially well who like leave the public service some of it's that and that so that's what they want yeah like ideally the same reason why

okay the best hackers like you know when we watched like penelope at fucking svs criminal minds yeah she used to be a criminal hacker went to jail and they essentially said okay we'll let you out of jail if you come work for the fbi right yeah that is the real only way you can get these people because if someone's making five million dollars why on earth would they come work for the government for 253 at the high end of course so you have literal government employees trying to outsmart some of the most brilliant people that ever lived and it's very difficult yeah so honestly you you the same way mobsters like you you need well but also you need informants but it's not even like trying to outsmart them you are trying to outsmart no but it's like a lot of the people the whole thing is you go you work in like the public sector and then like your big payday is when you leave

and then all these private companies want to hire you oh i didn't even think of it that way as well yeah it's like a politician right well it's both there's both of those people get into politics not i'm not saying everybody gets it but they don't have anyone going the other way no they don't no no very rare because why would you want to do that that's what i'm saying so yeah so it's one of those things where when all these you know politicians that are say all this you know we'll just tax more and do this and oh we'll just steal this guy's money and that'll solve the problem it's like it all little the only person you could tax is middle people because you ain't getting their fucking money unless you can outsmart them so it's it is also the one thing i didn't realize but that doesn't make going to space bad it's they're

too they're kind of mutually exclusive i didn't realize like the reason why these guys none of these guys pay taxes or whatever like the big guys is because they never actually sell their shares they just take out loans again you didn't realize that i didn't know they took out loans against their shares oh yeah so that they never have like a capital gains they just never they have an interest expense it's it's a brilliant crazy and then they go and they'll go to a different bank and borrow money against that and then like anytime they need capital they just get capital and they never actually make a dollar yeah well they never sell their shares so everything they just buy on credit and they never took an income so it's it's

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Yeah. Okay. So I thought a funny segment is girls taking L's. And there was, so this article was making me laugh and it's kind of a good indication of your modern women problems. So it goes, I left my husband because the sex was boring. Now I'm having the same problem with my new partner. because the sex was boring.

Now I'm having the same problem with my new partner. When I met a new guy, it was great for a while, but I have a huge sex drive and I feel like I'm making all the effort. What can I do? And the obvious answer is, have you met Daniel? Well, if she met Daniel Poloschuk, she'd be writing an article uh help my vagina is raw again help my vagina is what's a good fashionable mobility scooter

so it was so funny though because it's like this type of girl have you ever have you ever dated a girl that just like non-stop wants sex uh-huh oh you know the other thing i was saying is like you know it must be hard for ed like more men have ed yeah i like the idea of saying do more men have ed or have women just gotten grosser like the idea is they're like is it a coincidence that like girls started dressing like feminists and got grosser and then all men are having trouble getting it up is that really a coincidence i think we should do a study on that i think this is the problem with like if i was to give real advice it's like i've said this before where it's like a lot of times girls want more sex right because with a guy you're just like it's the same thing over and over again and it's like

eventually in a relationship you sort of turn your sex drive down because otherwise you're just gonna want to fucking cheat all the time if anything to get through the day if you're fucking in a monogamous relationship you need to just turn it down a little bit yeah because you can't you can't be three months in still being like haba haba about your wife some people are no they're not no they're not so you need to get into a state where you're like sort of a little bit finding a way to be okay you know you you sort of just don't think about sex as much so you're or else you're just like constantly and even this guy that's what they said they go i found out by accident that he watches porn when i'm not home i wouldn't mind were it not the fact our sex life is so dull so i think one of the worst things that

you could have in in life is a girl that's like trying to have sex non-stop but if you are a girl that wants to have sex non-stop you go what are we getting in between the problem is it's you know how girls don't they don't like you know how girls are worth it negotiating than men yeah a lot of times it's not that they're worse than negotiating it's just that they avoid negotiating at all costs and i get the idea of that even as a man being like okay let's say i'm like i want you to come to this thing and she's like i don't really want to go what are you going to do and you go you know what just don't come then like i get the idea of not like bargaining for something you want just be like yeah forget it then but she's kind of like i want

all this stuff it's like okay if i'm dating a girl and she wants sex all the time right and if i feel like i'm paying for more stuff and this and then on top of that like i'm i see like i go to bed and i'm tired and she's like come on like pleasure me and you know with a girl like this it's not just like give me a quick one yeah no quickies it's like it's like a 45 minute so what are you doing for that if you're it's all about the thing is she want like in a relationship things have to be somewhat equal but she's saying well this should just be expected as not part of the like equality package so if we go okay what am i i'm paying for more stuff i'm doing this maybe you clean this and we're kind of even you want sex more so i'll have sex when i don't want to she's like no that doesn't count

as like a point for me yeah they don't want that to count for like a point of something. But you go, if you're like this nymphomaniac and a girl, because a guy is way more, you know, if you really want to get the guy in, like bring more girls into the equation, let him fuck other girls. You watch him get fucking into it real quick. You know what? Actually, you just watch him get hyped up. You got to find the right guy, obviously, because there's a comic we know.

I probably, well, whatever. I'm not saying there's, obviously, because there's a comic we know. I'm probably, well, whatever. I'm not saying there's not none. No, no, but like a comic we know who you would not expect it. Nymphomania. Can I say it? Hillis? No, no, no. Kirk.

Oh, he just loves that. I was talking to him and he was talking about some girl he's dating. And he literally is like, yeah, he's like, when I'm in a relationship twice a day. Every day. I'm like twice. He's lying, though, because he's only been in relationships. Ask him if he was like that with his yeah. He's like, when I'm in a relationship twice a day, every day. I'm like twice. I'm like twice. He's lying though. Cause he's only been in relationships. Like I asked him if he was like that with his wife.

He was. No, no. He said, I was, I go, I go, you were like this with your wife. He goes, yeah. He's like, he's like, dude, he's like, I need it twice a day. I'm like every day. He's like, yeah. That's I'm like, dude, that's fucking insane.

So it's like, and he's like in his forties. So you need that. You need that. Not the time, but yeah. Yeah. Or whatever. But no, he's saying even now he's like, cause he's like in his 40s. So you need that. You need that. He wasn't at the time, but yeah. Yeah, or whatever. But no, he's saying even now, he's like, because he's like seeing some girl or whatever. Well, he's always in new things though now.

Yeah, yeah. But even still. I get that. He's just like, he's like, I'm a two a day kind of guy. Well, your average person is what she's saying. Yeah. It was two a day. She was getting her two a day for the first few months.

And then by the end, the guy's like, you know yeah six months in she goes you're going to sleep she goes you want to fucking you and then so i think if you are a girl that's like that you go need to be like okay maybe you know what maybe i'll do i'll make this guy fucking dinner i'll do this like i would if i feel like i'm being like uh served in other areas i'm fine i'm so much more likely to go all right and once you're having sex you like it but it's the starting it it's like you're about

to go sleep you go yeah I mean it's like the classic thing that used to be the other way where it was guys

like want to have sex and the girls like I'm not in the mood yeah but it's not I'm not even not in the mood it's just like it is a mood

it kind of is for me for girls it is for me it's not for me I'm not I don't have to be in the mood. I'm just kind of like, you know?

Like, it's not you're not in the mood. It's just like a pain. Yeah, yeah. You know? But if you, like I said,

if you bring someone new in, watch the guy get in the mood real quick. Al, can we have sex? He's like, no pig. Well, listen to the fucking.

But also the fact that she's saying, this is now back to back. You're like, okay, so there's a trend here. You want sex more than guys. And what do you is now back to back. You're like, okay, so there's a trend here. You want sex more than guys and what do you think you need for that? Yeah, but also like you need to go-

Be the perfect girlfriend. You need to go to like a kink party or something. No one else you need to do is date a guy that's like way below you. That's the other thing I'm saying. It's like if you date someone that's like, if you're a hot girl and you, if she's like medium and she dates like a gross guy,

lo and behold, that guy's gonna wanna fuck her more too. Also, here's a big one, is go a gross guy. Lo and behold, that guy's going to want to fuck her more too. Also, here's a big one is go find a guy who's a virgin. Like go find like a 30 year old virgin. That guy is going to fucking give it to you. Like you're going to be like, okay, this is over the top.

You're forgetting though, but after six months, that guy's been training to not have sex for his whole life. So after six months, he hasn't been training for it. No, I'm talking about a guy who's like, wants to have sex,

but just like... Well, listen to the insane advice this girl... This is the reason I brought this up. So obviously, it's a funny problem, but then this is what the advice that these fucking women are giving

in these advice columns. She goes, partners have to trust each other and how they like to be pleasured. Everyone is different, so you must be specific in explaining, even showing your needs

to your new partner. If you always let him get away with being selfish, why would he even bother trying harder to please you? He cannot read your mind any more than your ex-husband could. No. Her advice was, you didn't nag him enough about how to eat you out properly. Yeah. Isn't this crazy? Give him a little

booklet that he could read like some homework go just read up on this watch some videos this is what she convene this girl's like oh my husband my guys don't want to have sex enough with me because they're trying to build their careers and they're worried about life and i'm sort of just like sitting at home spending their money and then when i when he comes home i would like to be pleasured also because that's the only enjoyment I have in my life. And then she goes, have you considered writing him a diagram of how to eat you out? I mean, look. Nuts, right?

Well, this is what's good. The realistic thing that's going to happen here is you go, okay, you're going to dump this guy. You're going to find another guy. Same thing. You're going to dump that guy. And then you're going to find another guy. Same thing. And you go, okay, this is just.

So just be single. This is what it is or find another guy saying thing. And you go, okay, this is just, so just be, this is what it is. Or I'd be single. Yeah. Or you find a fucking, uh, but I can't have your cake. But I'm saying, or you may find the guy who just wants to put it down. Sure. But most of the time, someone's going to want it more than the other. Always.

And my point is the one who's going to do it wants it more. Most people, if you like, say you want it more and then you go do nice things and you fucking take care of stuff they'll do it so it's like you just have to fucking hold up your end of the bargain in other places and then you know use sex as a fucking bargaining chip like anything else to make things even yeah but she doesn't want it to be and i think that's people's problem they go i don't want sex to be part of that and you go sorry everything's part of that yeah but speaking of sex so there's like this do you have some sick speaking of sex yeah smell my mouth smells like jizz dude speaking of sex yeah smell my ass smell my ass also smell like a dick also

smells like jizz smell Smell my forehead. It smells like jizz. Come to think of it, this entire fucking studio smells like jizz. So there was this, I thought this was such like an interesting

cultural fucking turning point. But so basically there's this porn star, Brandy Love, and she calls Turning Point USA a religious cult after being banned

from the event. Yeah. So it was kind of a big story. basically i saw her on for a momentarily on chrissy mares live stream thing right so i thought it was it was such a something that i felt like i've been predicting for a long time and basically what i said was forever the fucking the right was all taking joiners because they're like you can come over here and they go there's a few staunch people being like just so you know like that's not actually conservative you know a few people holding down they're like well we actually are but most people were like we we think that fucking there's all these cultural movements we want them to join our thing so we can fight the common enemy of what we consider the you know left wing uh crazy i mean they literally went from like

hey these ice cream flavor names are bad to like porn's cool and now they're like all right maybe well now they got a little bit more power a little bit you know i think they fucking left crazy themselves out and now on top of that things are a little calmer in the world a little bit right now than they were a year and a half ago. And anytime you see a little lull in, you know, there's not really a new, you know, whether it was like the vaccines, the riots, there's always something going on, right? So it was very easy for like the different factions of liberals and the different factions of conservatives to band together.

Right. Whereas now things are a little calm. And as soon as things get calm, you see infighting. It's the same reason why, like when a country's at war, you fucking you, everyone's kind of together a little bit.

And then as soon as they aren't anymore, you, you really see the people in the country start to fight yeah and that's what's happening with this it's like these people were so clearly at war if you're left when you go we hate trump that's really what we hate if you're fucking right wing you were just like we hate liberals really that's kind of what we you know these crazy and then what happened in the last little bit is that fight got a little murky and then you see all the different groups of liberals

like the Bernie people and the fucking you know the neoliberals you would call them the Democrats basically they're all fighting pretty hard and that those fights you know you see Jimmy Dore fighting with like the young Turks guy Jimmy Dore like went for like this really like leftist dude well he is a leftist dude

but he's like he's kind of like they it seems like he's kind of moving. Well, no, I mean, that wouldn't be my interpretation. My interpretation would be the, the,

the like principled sort of leftist people always hated like the democratic establishment. They all get, they got tossed out to what would be called like the dirtbag left kind of thing. Right. But they always hated like, so I was watching this documentary and it was, uh, the United States of amnesia about that guy, something Gore, Gore Vidal.

Do you know who that is? Gore Vidal. Yeah, Gore Vidal. And he was kind of like an OG, you know, leftist. It was like about free speech. And then he was also about like the Democratic establishment just being as bad as anyone else. He was like, I used to be naive enough to think that uh who was in who was the president mattered all that sort of stuff right like i guess you could say it's not left or right it's like red pilled and not red pilled

is probably a good way to like separate these fucking people yeah but when you see like a jimmy dore it does go to say you go jimmy dore would probably agree with this porn star like so this porn star is kind of in a situation where she goes okay those liberals are fucking nuts you know what i mean like i don't know if you saw recently like another big one going on and it's like the fucking men's health posted this article but it's like uh they posted like a pregnant non-binary emoji yeah yeah the pregnant right they're coming out with the pregnant guy so they so the the fucking you know the left establishment is pretty much like down with here's a fucking man with pregnant belly and this is just

to be like you should you should be like perfectly what that's what it is right and you and it's sort of like so for someone like her she's like okay so i'm not that yeah she goes okay those people are fucking nuts of course and she's like maybe i like these not that yeah she goes okay those people are fucking nuts of course and she's like maybe i like these people because they have a common enemy so she'd probably agree more with like a jump jimmy dora person he wouldn't care if she's porn but she starts thinking oh maybe i'm a conservative yeah and then at first because she's like making fun of liberals they go look at i even she thinks this and she's popular so they're like we can use this right they're like oh she's like people know who she is.

They can use it for their like weaponize it and kind of get it. Weaponize it. They can weaponize it. And then they're like, oh. But then when it comes to actually like, can we come to our event? It's like, well, I mean, no. Yeah. You're like, we're conservatives.

They're like, we're like all Christian conservatives. Yeah. And I don't really think there's anything. Like, to be honest. Like 40 videos of you getting dp'd by like if i wasn't if it would be almost hypocritical of these conservatives to be like hey we're for conservative values we're for like god we're for this and like a porn star is gonna come and be like hey on this and you're literally like we don't like swearing

like we're not even like cool with swearing like you can't take the lord's name in vain and you're fucking doing like these crazy porn videos so the only thing these people agreed on is that they hated these fucking crazy liberals so but then they when they get it's like these people they go oh don't we hate that and then you then they get together and they realize they hate each other too they go oh yeah we have nothing in common did she um band like was she supposed to speak or was she just like not allowed i think she was gonna speak yeah okay and both sides now because she fucking put her you know she goes i'm not going on i'm not gonna say that there's pregnant uh whatever dudes and all this stuff so they're basically the conservatives the christian conservatives and the other people are having

like, I don't want her, I don't want her, I don't want her. And then there's like other right-wing people who go, well, we need to take people like this because it helps our movement. And then the other people are like... Well, we just need soldiers. We just need more. We need soldiers. We just need numbers. And then the other people are like, well, if we take people like this then what are we even

conservative? Are we even conservative? Totally. Yeah, we have to rethink exactly like what we even think yeah so it's a funny it's i mean i wouldn't want to go to that dorky ass fucking anyway yeah it's the lamest thing ever it's just like a bunch of dudes who come in 10 seconds and then brandy love porn star wants but it's yeah literally yeah it's a weird like imagine all those guys being like, hang this, love. Big fan of your work. You know who fucking always retweets my stuff?

Eva Lavia. Did you know that? Yeah, she was on... She was also on the... Oh, she got banned too? No, it was her... No, no, no. But Chrissy Maris' thing

was Eva Lavia and... Well, she asked me to do her thing, but it was like kind of one of those times when I was like, I fucking can't do any more press, but... Yeah, yeah. She like was she was really happy with my quote where I go.

A lot of people, there's like cowboy lifestyles and people try to say that they need to normalize them. But it's like, no, you just weren't suited for this if you need it normalized. Like if you sign up to be a cowboy and then you go, we should actually, you know. Yeah, yeah. So I always talk about that. But I don't know if you remember back in the day when we first moved here and Kendra Sutherland was down to smash. Yeah, yeah. I remember that. She was hitting me up. Yeah, yeah.

Case up. But I didn't fucking pursue it. No. Nah, I didn't really. Well, I couldn't. It wasn't really that guy. But it is interesting, though. Me and Danny were joking around a lot saying that it'd be funny, like, you go on a date

with Kendra Sutherland. She's like, hey, do you mind picking me up at work? And she goes, oh, where is it? Oh, just at my coworker Mandingo's house. And she comes out the door, walking funny. And we're saying, do you go to your car? And then she has to put down one of those O's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's got to sit on the donut Mandingo opens the door you're like oh hey hey uh Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr.

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Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. I'm a good man. I'm a good man and he goes yeah she's just cleaning up yeah she's just she's cleaning up yeah she comes in her mascara's all gone she goes yeah

but she totally mascara run totally normal she goes I just need like two minutes she goes yeah

okay you gotta like make small talk she tries to bring her work you gotta make small talk with Mandingo in the fucking vestibule

so how was work today it was cool what'd you guys get up to actually don't even tell me. Yeah, so you got to get fucking... It's been raining a lot. Just to make a small talk with you.

New York rains too much, eh? Dingo? Is it Mandingo? Is that your real name? Is Mandingo your real name? How'd you get into this? How'd you settle on Mandingo? How'd you pick that?

Yeah, so I don't think that would have worked. But I saw a Christian. One thing that was making me laugh is that when I was at Dundas Square filming this week, there was like a- Dundas Square? Oh, sorry. Times Square. Times Square.

There was a- Which I guess it won't be Dundas Square anymore, but there was a Christian guy, right? And he was. What do you think it's going to be? It's going to be like what? Young and Black Lives Matter Square or something? Yeah.

Yeah. Young and Trans Lives Matter Square. It's going to be like a really like fucking wordy thing too. It probably will. Neurodivergent. I'm hoping it'll be Young and neurodivergent lives matter young and lgbtq plus p whatever like every so there was this guy he's he's got like his megaphone right and he was doing sort of like a black israeli thing do that megaphone act out

danny's got me in the scope right now if you're listening you might want to watch that so the funny part to me was he was talking about he's you know he's in the square talking about uh you know that's my favorite thing that the black guy the black comics do they go you know my buddy's out there talking about you don't say talking he was talking about and then he said talking about he this guy was yelling he goes i was a drug addict this and that and i found lord i went to jail 40 times and i found god and it was like kind of like a crusty looking white dude and he was like and you too can you two can turn it around i was a devil's man i turned it around but we're saying like it's funny because he basically was like i was you know doing heroin and man. I turned it around. But we're saying like, it's funny because he basically was like,

I was doing heroin and now I've turned it around to be a raping lunatic. Is he the dude who looks like he's hosting an open mic in Times Square? I guess so. With the chairs? He didn't have chairs, no.

Oh, because there's one right around Times Square where he sets up chairs. It looks like he does a church service, but it also looks like a shitty open mic. Yeah, yeah. There wasn't this guy. There was a few different ones, but I just love the idea that he's sort of like,

you two could get your life together. It's like, but you're not a success story. You're like a raving lunatic in Dundas. I mean, literally, his success is just not being in jail. Yeah. Which I guess for him is a success. But for anyone else walking by Times Square. But you're not Tai Lopez.

You literally, the only people you're talking to are homeless people. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the Tai Lopez of like crazy people in Times Square. That's the only people that you might get is like some guy about to do heroin. And he's like, you can be me one day. Instead of doing heroin, I could upgrade to lunatic at fucking Times Square. Yeah, like he's like, you know, I read 40 pamphlets a day.

He goes, you too can read 40 pamphlets a day. He's the homeless Tai Lopez. He's the homeless Tai Lopez. I read... This is my subway pass. He goes, I have three different e-scooters all stolen. Yeah. He's the Tai Lopez of...

You know what's up? By the way, if I can say that, I've noticed this maybe in the last couple months. Do you ever see outside of your house, because you live in that weird area where all these weird dudes have the city bikes? They all just have city bikes, but you know they don't have city bikes.

They stole them? They stole them. So I ride the city bikes. They all just have city bikes, but you know, like they don't have city bike. They stole them. They stole them. So I ride the city bikes. And so this is the thing I've like seen, like maybe in the past couple of months where like people have figured this out where they Jimmy the fucking docks. Cause when you leave your bike back, like it locks in.

So it doesn't. So they're basically, so they're, they're fucking with the docks so that you put your bike in and it doesn't lock. Yeah. And then like, I guess you're like drunk and you just leave it and you go home and then they just like. Yeah. And then, like, I guess you're, like, drunk and you just leave it and you go home

and then they just, like, pull them out and then they have, like, a fucking bike. Yeah. Yeah, but, like, that's, like, that's spreading around the fucking, like, the bike stealing community because they're, like, I've noticed it so, like, I went to somewhere recently

and, like, I went to a dock. There were two docks and there were the ones on the very end and both of them didn't work and there were the only two available so then I went to another one. Same the ones on the very end, and both of them didn't work, and they were the only two available, so then I went to another one. Same thing. The two on the end, both of them didn't work. Interesting.

Yeah, yeah. So a little fucking racket going on of people stealing city bikes. They're out there. Yeah. Yeah, well, our buddy Johnny has two scooters. He got two different scooters stolen. Scooter life is a crazy life if you don't live in an elevator. It's ridiculous.

I threw mine out because it was too small for me, and I fucking tossed it i didn't toss it i just left it outside someone thought they stole it but i just jokes on them yeah i just put it out there but the other thing that's coming with this so just to wrap up with this um the you know the porn thing which was to be expected it is like such a weird time for all that stuff. I think people are all having like a rejigging of their identity because it is true when you go, who does the porn stars align more with? And you look at like, you know when we think of like Barstool and fucking those guys

that are the Nelk Boys or whatever, like that would be considered not part of the, you know, the fucking. It would be like the Barstool conservatives, I guess. Yeah, that's what they call them or whatever but it's like those are the people walking around with supermodels right now like those guys are out there with like hey here's my fucking supermodel girlfriend and then you know if if you because it's all about like how do you convince fucking kids to be shit is like

you go i want to be that yeah so you look you're telling some kid in college right now he looks at those guys and they're like having fun smoking hot chicks and then you look you're telling some kid in college right now he looks at those guys and they're like having fun smoking hot chicks and then you look at you know whoever the fucking left-wing version is you like what your girlfriend's trying to be a boy and she's got armpit hair totally and you're just like all you do is complain all you do is complain and your chick's fat with fucking a buzz cut you have no fun like your life is literally about like just not never having fun it's like you know what it is they've become like the stuffed up kind of like christian people where they're like you know it's wrong to have fun yeah like they just went the other way you know

however following her removal from the event the 48 year old took to social media condemn it saying that the group is a trojan horse for organized religion and it was like yeah no shit yeah trojan horse for organ turning point usa it's like saying like the fucking church is like wait a second wait a minute you guys are christian you're at the service what i told you this story before but the fucking she should she should like to fucking get back and then be like, just go videotape like a huge, like crazy,

like gangbang video in the parking lot. I'll show them. I had that sketch idea I was trying to do about like the conservative Trojan horse where it was like pwned in libs and then the one guy goes back with them and they're like, yeah, also you shouldn't have sex before marriage.

Everyone's like, when are we going to do the pwning? Can can we find some labs you know yeah yeah just after church yeah that one guy at my at my university that convinced me to go to church he was like we were the fucking guy nick me and my friends go and he had a he like talked weird and he rapped once and we used to always go hey man what are you saying bro want to come chill at my pastor's house dude that was the rap we used to say dude because he called everyone bro and dude man which but a lot like yo bro bro man bro like it was enough that it you know became a thing but anyways he brought me he goes yo just come get some food dude oh yeah you want to get food i go all right he goes just my boy's house he goes takes me to his boy's house

it's his pastor's house yeah he drives us for 20 minutes we go there's pastor's house and then there was four or five like 12 year olds and he's like helping lead this like bible study group and the pastor's like okay can anyone uh put their hand up when uh uh how old are you this is in university 20 dude he brought me from the library at guelph University We were studying Me and this guy were studying We had a fucking economics thing Yeah And like he was in my res or whatever Yeah

And we were fucking studying He goes yo you want to grab a bite I go oh my boy's having people over If you want to just come quick And I go And he goes come on It'll be like it's a free meal He kept saying it's a free meal

If you want to come quick He goes it's a free meal And then before I know it I'm sitting on this couch 20 minutes outside the city There's 12 year olds around That's so funny And the pastor's like He goes, it's a free meal. And then before I know it, I'm sitting on this couch 20 minutes outside the city. There's 12-year-olds around. That's so funny. And the pastor is like, and does anyone know why Jesus did this and this?

And then he's like, ooh, ooh, ooh. He's got his hand up. He's 20. These kids are 12. He's like a big- He's like big-dogging them. Those are fucking idiots. Yeah, I remember being like legitimately.

I had to go to the bathroom. You basically got duped into going to a timeshare presentation, but definitely like you basically got duped into like go to a timeshare yeah presentation but like i did get duped into going to a timeshare presentation but the scary part was that there was downstairs was the bathroom and when i went downstairs this was before phones and i really really was like yo these people might skin me alive like dude this this feels like sketchy. You know your religion has a PR problem when you're like the most wholesome people and you're like, they might kill me. I felt sketched about it.

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bothering me yeah there uh so someone commented on one of the videos and it was like something that was like bugging me all day someone goes in, in one of my videos, they go, I didn't know Bam Margera was so funny. So that's the comment, right? And so I guess they're calling me funny. And they're kind of being like, ha ha, you look like Bam Margera. But it's like, Bam Margera is funny. Yeah, I know. It's almost hurting my brain.

Because I didn't know bam margera is funny it's like as if he was like a politician or something but it's like bam as if he was charlie kirk had the number one comedy show and movie in the world yeah it was like yes bam margera is funny though yeah like what do you mean you didn't know like is your only experience of bam margera like seeing him fat on rehab yeah he had the number one comedy show in the world yes oh i didn't know tom green was so funny you look like tom green yeah i was like yeah he is he's super funny yeah he is tom green moved out into the fucking farm in canada i saw that i actually just saw i talked

to him i saw a post from him today where he's like He just lives in Ottawa now Dude he bought a big farm and he's gonna just Run like a big Compound out there and make videos and stuff like that Interesting and what he just sold his place in LA Or he still has a Gorgeous house Yeah I think he's still got his fucking place or whatever But um

Did you see so one thing I quickly Want to talk about is I don't know if you saw that video But we talk About like this We talk about is I don't know if you saw that video, but we, we talk about like, yeah, we talk about the censorship stuff like so much. And the, the debate is always like,

should the government be involved and blah, blah, blah. And it was like, I don't know if anyone saw recently, but like Psaki, the like speaker or whatever, Jen Psaki.

Yeah. She did this press conference where she comes out and she goes you know we think the government needs to get more involved when people are spreading misinformation and it was like why should you be banned from one platform and not all the platforms yeah and i feel like so many people have been beating down the drum of like the government can solve this and it's just like the i don't have a foreseeable they're literally part of the problem they started the problem they're so wrapped up but it's like the dude the government like you understand so in there the crazy thing is like yes the misinformation stuff the reason

people won't take the vaccine is because they don't trust the media and they don't trust the government and the media is essentially like an extension arm of the government exactly so they're like we don't trust any of you like i'm sure a lot of those people if this happened 10 years ago or 20 years ago would have been like yeah we'll take the vaccine there's so much trust it's like you're like you contributed to this now maybe you think like oh like you know this is how i'm going to solve the problem that like we created which is not do you ever hear that quote the more the thing is like every you know the more that they say oh like we need to cens not do you ever hear that quote the more the thing is like every you know the more that they say oh like we need to censor people you think that's going to get

someone who's on the fence to take the vaccine now it's insane it's like if you just they won't give up anything yeah yeah but you go okay yeah the person's probably like okay now i'm definitely not taking it 100 and they are they're like these idiots won't take the vaccine you go what are you gonna give to them it's like oh it's like this girl mentality of it's back to the sex thing yeah where they go what do i like why won't you do this and you go because your whole life is like taking things away from me and when you have a little card like for example if they feel like they have this card well i'm not gonna do this and you're like why don't you just do it and it's like if people feel like you know when you're trying to get backhand

in a relationship? Yeah. It's like, I think a lot of people feel like that, where they're like, everyone's lying to me. I'm being gaslit nonstop. And I think that's one of the reasons people want to do that. Yeah, they just don't trust it.

Have you ever heard that saying where Thomas Stahl goes, he goes, there's nothing scarier than the phrase, I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Yeah, for sure. And all of these so much bad shit's been done in that they both the companies have to go both these companies are all all of these companies have to go to fucking congress and have get yelled at by both sides and i think that other than dorsey i think a lot of these business government a lot of these

companies would rather just not be in the business of censorship to begin with who wants to be i was talking to the guy from comedy seller and i think he had a pretty good point like gnome yeah he was kind of like most businesses you don't want to be any of these businesses like you know you'd rather you just want to run your business and then everyone starts complaining about this and you go okay i guess i got to address it and then it becomes this like ideally you would just let the comics go on and that'd be the end of it okay and then it's like oh would you let this guy you end up i'm sure that like a lot of these the thing is there are cases where they go okay yeah probably this should not be allowed like we've said it before but you're like you can't like it's just like you can't have no rules you can't have zero they are rules see this because then you get like child porn. If you go, okay,

zero rules for content, child porn. No, but this is the, the distinction that should be made. It's, you don't want no rules. You want the rules that are the first amendment. Yeah.

So that's, that's what you want. Yeah. You're, they don't, they already have rules against child porn. It's illegal. Right.

So that's not up to Facebook to say, Hey, no child porn. Well, I guess in terms of moderation, it's already illegal. Yeah. Yeah. See what see what i'm saying they go they don't need facebook doesn't need to say no child porn it's already illegal yeah just the same reason they say oh you can't broadcast yourself burglaring someone's house we go that's already illegal do you know

yeah of course so the rules are already there they're saying that we want to have a monopoly on truth we're going to decide what the fucking truth is even though we've been wrong 20 times and we want the government to kick you off they go what do you have what they want to give you the alex jones treatment where now you can't get a credit card processor because you fucking question people who've been wrong a hundred times the crazy thing too is you could be right dude I'm living in a fucking book. Dude, I'm turning into a fucking you sheeple guy real soon. I know. But it's like you can be right literally like 90% of the, or, you know, 99 out of 100 times of the one time you're wrong, they go, ah, that's misinformation. You're out of here.

And you're like, what about all the times I'm right? You're like, what kind of like. Too bad. It's like a zero tolerance policy. On being, yeah. On being like, you know, making an error. So you just can't say anything? Literally.

Like, yeah, it's like okay i'm sorry i misspoke but you're you're never wrong yeah i mean exactly the government's never wrong it's like fucking joe biden is like the amount of the amount of common opinions that were proven wrong you know that what was that old stock saying too it's like when you find yourself in the general consensus yeah you know yeah you don, reevaluate your position. Yeah. You just don't want to be like in the part of the herd. You know,

if you find yourself in the herd, step back and be like, what's, are we right? You know, don't just take for granted. And they goes, so I think I don't have any solution or whatever,

but this idea that I think a lot of people think that the government can solve the problem that the government can solve the problem that the government created i think uh i think you're gonna be i mean not right now not when like just the distrust because the fact is is like it's just you know it's an issue of people don't trust you they don't you know people can you know people can make decisions for themselves sometimes they're not good decisions yeah people like you know people have a history of making bad decisions for themselves but like what are you gonna do like the whole thing everybody's like getting all worried about like the delta variant blah blah you're like this is like four states that have to worry about this there's like four states that have low vaccination

rates like very low yeah they might have an issue with it that's their choice i don't know yeah like okay you know you can't stop like people have been smoking for fucking how long like we've known for 40 years that smoking's gonna kill you and and they told you fuse let's shout out to fume shout out to perfect segue right there but you know it's like they've known for 40 years and they go people are like yeah i'm still gonna smoke yeah like okay i don't know no there is uh there is some like they're not shutting shit down again like it's not like like there was all this people who go oh we're going back into lockdowns like like they're not shutting shit down again. Like it's not like, like there was all this people that go, Oh, we're going back into lockdown.

She's like, no, we're not. No, we're not. We're not going back into lockdowns. Like Florida or no, sorry.

Like Mississippi, Mississippi might LA did a mask mandate, but even fucking Cuomo said, he's like, we're not doing another Australia. I don't know if you saw Australia. I saw a video from Australia. That was wild,

dude. That's because their vaccination rates like 3 or something crazy. So this lady comes on the TV and she goes, Australia? Australia! And she goes, oh, dang you! No, she comes on. We just lost our one Australian listener. So this fucking bitch. Australian bitch.

She comes on the telly and she starts going, she like mayday she goes we did out of like 80 000 tests or something like that we have one death and like 300 new cases so as of tomorrow we're locking up the capital anymore no one's allowed to leave the cities it was like a comedy sketch yeah no they're doing it so crazy because there was that's the thing they're in i've been talking to lou spears a bit but it's it's it's because they're in this like zeroism kind of uh mentality where the heroism is mental they're on an island so like you know they actually don't have these like borders they really are on an island so like

it's you know that's where they're like look we'll just like eradicate it and then it's gone again but you're like look you did this it came back like so you're you, look, we'll just eradicate it, and then it's gone again. But you're like, look, you did this. It came back. So again, your issue is just, I don't know. You think you're going to eradicate the- They're making fucking Canada look like, I don't know, America. It is nuts what's going on. They're making Canada look like Texas. Dude, you'd think-

I'll tell you one thing that maybe is a factor. There's probably so many Australians that just live on the beach, and they go to surf, and they don't follow any of these rules. But it's sort of like a cowboy sort of city, like a country a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's so many people there that they ain't following the rules. They're taking a Jeep out with their surfboard.

I bet you they can't be for all this stuff, but it seems nuts. No, no, no. Yeah, and as far as i know they're like they they were like similar to canada where like they just didn't get a lot of vaccines and they're like rates really low i mean i don't know i mean they obviously have this precedent where they're like incredibly heavy-handed with their lockdowns and you know people like that was australia was the one where literally people were just getting like you know go to a park and getting like the shit beat out of them for like just being in a park.

Yeah. They like weren't allowed to. Okay. I wanted to show you something, something pretty funny here. So, so that we did the, the Wokes and Racist video was like a big video, obviously. Yesterday was the one year anniversary of it, actually. Was it? I got the Facebook.

Maybe, maybe we should repost it. Yeah. Maybe I should repost it uh yeah maybe i should because i got the fate you know the facebook one year ago today deal so there was this there's this dude on tiktok that makes like fucking oh yeah did you see this so by the way i just want to say about tiktok is like i use tiktok i like tiktok there is no source of more cringy content in the world than tiktok with all the girls just doing like the voiceover stuff and like these just like dances and like i i don't know where you can find more per capita cringy yeah it definitely makes you talk yeah and this and the political stuff is and this guy

so this guy a year old video i guess and he he he goes um actually and it's like you go when you see people on the internet you go this is this is who's uh fucking making funny and you're first of all you go one video i was i'm making a video a week for the last year and a half or three videos a week in some cases and i gotta defend every point you know this one also it's like one pick it apart but it's one point but like you this is when this guy this is who's making fun of you and you look at you go oh my god look at this freaking nerd talking to himself um well first of all i just want to say uh that m woke was an adjective, not a noun.

Well, first of all, I just want to say that woke is an adjective. It's like literally, so wait, you're just hearing the term woke right now? Yeah. Like in the year 2020, the year of our Lord, you're just hearing the term woke for the first time? That's it? That's where you go, oh, I've never heard that term. What is that? That doesn't quite make sense to me.

First of all, there's the grammatical. This guy, and he's holding a drink. He's talking to himself. He makes all these videos talking to himself. They just mean like anti-racist, intersectional feminists. You know, annoying weirdos. Oh, okay. Anything else?

Yeah. The part about how... Anything else? Uh, yeah. Um, yeah. Yeah, so I don't think anything else. Uh, yeah yeah this guy fucking interracial dating could you walk me through that oh sure basically wokes are against interracial

dating and so are racists is that true i mean i've seen at least three tweets against interracial dating from... Oh, bone. Is that a statistically valid sample? Is that a statistically valid sample? Just because that seems like maybe it's not a statistically... They're like, oh, what is it? Melvin from fucking Office Space? Is that... Was it Melvin?

No, I can't remember because you just melvin my fucking brain um norman newman uh yeah that's my statement you took my stapler yeah um i had a statistically valid sam imagine fucking milton i searched twitter for all of the tweets that are anti interracial dating would they be half and half from woke and racist accounts? 40-60? 80-20? Whatever. The point is,

there are woke people who are. Okay, first off, I guess you haven't been on Nation of Islam Twitter. But like, okay, aside from the fact that this guy's like, Remember that year old,

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that like the articles that are interracial dating, they were in like the slate, Huffington Post. If you want to hear a white guy that's like white and black people shouldn't be married you need to go to a community center in the middle of the woods yeah you need a leaflet like this so you go wit has more tweets like the interracial i mean literally go to like

spots in harlem but yeah literally black twitter was all saying that stuff would be considered woke so you're saying the his argument is that there's probably three tweets about this like from woke people and there's probably a million tweets about from races how many how many tweets have you seen in your life that from a white person saying white and black people shouldn't get married if i exclude the ones that i posted myself yeah uh none that's it's pretty much just me his whole argument is that i know his whole argument is it's like in terms of like racist people and woke people this is the whole thing you go like in his mind he's like fucking conservatives are like what interracial dating's bad i guess yeah it's like what world is this guy living in oh yeah i mean he's not he's not he's living in fucking fantasy

because he's like oh that's the extremists like so there's a few like extremists being like interracial dating's bad because of your fetishizing or whatever and you go yeah and those extremists are in like media positions and like you would agree with them no one that is normal someone white guys coming out and going white people black people string and you go oh i see his point but when someone goes white people might be fetishizing people like this are like okay okay, they sympathize. Yeah, they sympathize. Well, it's like it's coming from their side,

so they're not going to be challenging it. If this guy saw a black guy come and say, I don't think that fucking our black queen should be with white men, would he be like, actually, no. Would he go, actually, no. He'd go, let me hear you out, brother. Yeah, exactly. Come on, brother.

Rat for me, brother. Come on, what you got to say? do you see what I'm saying he would go he would listen to him he would hear him out when you say that that would be statistically most on the tweets and you go no you stupid idiot

yeah isn't that funny this guy's all that he just like he kind of reacts to videos and all of them is like he puts a video back and forth him i'm excusing this guy must be fucking super fun at parties he goes uh i was just looking at your goya beans and i mean i don't know if you heard um yeah about the ceo of goya like trump so dude it's like a different being it's like basically a human tweet yeah it's kind of what that guy is human tweets do you know what i mean like that's how people tweet every time that guy makes a video there's like 20 new

conservatives like 20 conservative people on on tiktok become conservatives they see that video all right well fuck this guy. There was another thing that was fucking making me laugh too. This viral tweet where I'm just like, I was looking at Twitter getting all fired up again. I go, it goes, when you only listen to this Adam Grant, it's like on the face, it goes,

when you only listen to the smartest person in the room, you miss out on discovering what the rest of the room is smart about. Everyone knows you meet, everyone you know knows something you don't you miss out on discovering what the rest of the room is smart about. Everyone knows you meet everyone. Everyone, you know, knows something you don't and has wisdom and experiences.

You have lived. Every conversation is a chance to learn something new. And I have heard this a lot, right? You've, how many times have you heard this kind of argument? Yeah. Right. Yeah,

of course. And, and my opinion, no, they don't. Like if you go to a room and it's like oh everyone has something to say how many people have you talked to where you go oh especially right now you go oh i know every single thing you think before you say it oh you just need to hear one opinion there are so many people where I go, I know everything you think. Yeah, just give me one opinion.

When I go on the street, that's why I'm able to mess with people so much. Because I can hear them talk for a second. Like this guy, if I met him on the street, I could have his brain wrapped up in a tizzy so quickly. Because I know everything you think. And the worst part is, they think they know everything you think. And they have no fucking clue. I know what you think and why you think it. I mean, they're npcs essentially well okay so if we agree there's npcs we can't also

agree that you can learn something from everyone in the room brother no i mean i can't learn anything from i mean you can learn something about you could laugh at them you could say that's funny so many people have fear you know there's an old old Peter Thiel thing, and he says failure is overrated because it makes you have too much fear. And I've always said, he's right, but depending on what you want to do. Because in some things,

I think, for example, comedy, I think in being better at people, the quote from him is coming from guys that, I bet you people don't like him that much. I think failure makes you more personable, and makes you uh understand people better i think for sure so it depends on what you do that quote it's not objectively better but if your goal is to like run a tech company maybe yeah have code some thing yeah so you know make some company into a five billion dollar company so it depends on maybe you don't want to be just failing non-stop so

exactly right so it depends on what you want to do. But when you see that guy and it's like that idea that you could learn something from everyone, I don't think it's true. I think there's a lot of interesting people. I think that you go talk to odd bodega guy and you go, he has an interesting perspective. I think there's lots of interesting people, but it ain't everyone. No. I mean, I feel like I could learn something if i went to a party in like like from something from everyone if i went to a party and say you know alabama where

it's like outside of outside of the same reason if you go to but if i just go to like some fucking like house party in bushwick or something like i'm not learning again though if you go to that party in alabama talk to one guy talk to two guys. Yeah, exactly. It'll be pretty homogenous. By the third guy, you'll be like, I got it. Yeah, I got it. Oh, yeah. I just learned that from that guy over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so many people have fear baked into their experiences.

So many people have indoctrination baked into their experiences. I mean, so many people literally just get their opinions. They get them from fucking one side of the media or the other and they're pretty like homogenous they're not yeah it's not because a lot of people they're not like oh i watch everything and i kind of like pick and choose like they're just like yeah i watch cnn and those are my opinions that's me do you see that guy going fucking brian stelter fox news is bad do you see that guy going Brian Stelter? Fox News is bad. Do you see that guy going Brian Stelter or whatever?

No. What was the guy on CNN? Who was that guy? I forget what his name is, but he's not going on again. He basically live on air was just like, yeah, he's like, you're the fucking problem, dude. He's like, you say all this shit. He's like, you guys are so smug. And you think you basically know everything. And Brian Stelter's like, I don all this shit. He's like, you guys are so smug. And you think you basically know everything.

And Brian Stelter's like, I don't know what you mean. They love that. He's like, you guys are the problem. And then the funniest. What? He's like, we're just finding the truth. He goes, yeah, no, you're not. The funniest part was he goes, why'd you come on here? He goes, I don't know.

I'm a book salesman. Yeah. He goes, I'm trying to sell my fucking books. Yeah. I thought that part was really funny. Yeah, that was good. Brian Stelzer is a fucking baloney factory, though. He's up there in the baloney factory.

I saw a pretty funny Washington Post thing. We'll wrap up and head over to the Patreon. But the Washington Post had this article, and it was like, what were the capital riders thinking january 6th it was just so funny it was like it's been like what was it's been like seven months and they go yeah they literally was an article like jerry seinfeld like what were they thinking i mean also it's pretty well documented that there's such a thing called crowd behavior

yeah and that like when people get in crowds, they, like, do shit that they probably wouldn't do by themselves. Yeah. Do you think they'd write what were the protesters who broke into, like, Target thinking? Yeah, exactly.

What were they thinking when they lit that fucking police station on fire in Minneapolis? How do you get approved for what are they thinking, like, in fucking July? Like, you know what I mean?

Do you remember the Capitol? July? Oh, dude. Fucking, it's gonna be July 2026. They're gonna be Yeah. Do you remember the cap? July. Oh, dude. Fucking, it's going to be July 2026. They're going to be like, whoa, remember the Capitol? What were they thinking? Dude, you know, every year on January 6th

for maybe the next 20 years, fucking left-wing press will be like, January, the insurrection one year later, the insurrection two years later, here's what we learned. Yeah. Insurrection three years later, what's still the same?

What were they thinking? Like, dude, you know, it's just like a new tagline. Oh, yeah. Well, okay. Thank you for listening to The BoyzCast. As always,

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