The Boyscast with Ryan Long - BEST OF BOYSCAST PATREON MARCH 2022

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever Yo fellas, this special release of the boys cast is just a few of me and Danny's favorite clips from the Patreon over the last few months. If you don't already know, we got tons and tons of extra episodes over at the Patreon, new episodes every Monday. And then on top of that, starting this Wednesday, we are going to be doing a live stream where it's a Q&A. People can call in, chat, and we're basically, me and Danny are going to drink some White Claws and, you know, hang out with everyone for a couple hours.

So we're going to do that the first Wednesday of every month at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time and 6 p.m. if you're on the West Coast or you can listen to it afterwards, too, because it'll be up afterwards. But check it out. Patreon. And here's a few of our favorite clips. Peace. So basically, there's these dudes from India, right? And they're they're basically Punjabi dudes.

And they paid a fortune to send their wives to canada hoping that they would follow them on a spouse visa but when the women get there they just drop all contact with the husbands and leave the husbands bankrupt and lonely and they took like you know the equivalent of 30 40 grand and yeah they marry the guys so they get arranged marriages arranged through the dowry take the money because they can get into the country easier as like a political refugee and then just fucking geniuses and apparently the dudes all these punjabi men all of this whatsapp group to comfort each other well they're all getting fucked i mean the thing is is and they're suing they're trying to sue yeah in and honestly they do have a case because marriage is so transactional there

where they almost are like yeah like i she i owned her and i paid all this stuff and i sent her and i gave you money or whatever you know to get i guess it's the other way i don't know but which court of law not in the canada there's no fucking way in canada well she's still a citizen of there and no they're suing like the parents because it's like an arranged marriage so essentially because it's arranged marriage there's some sort of contractual obligation whoa and so there's not a marriage anymore it was just arranged for all this stuff she just ditched me to go live in that fucking like sinful western lifestyle trucker dick oh she yeah. I'm sure they're so conservative over there just thinking what that girl is

up to in Canada. Well, apparently one of the parts is in the law over there is they have a lot in their law about what to do if the guy leaves the wife but they don't really have any provisions about what the girl leaves because it just doesn't happen. Well, because it's a death penalty.

Right, but when the girl does leave to get another to another country they don't know what to do about it so they fly her over yeah they fly her over they're like yo you go over there get started i'll hold down the fort then i'll come over in a bit which is a very common story i've heard but normally it's the guy who goes. The woman and the kids stay behind. But it's harder for guys to get in, probably. That's why. Yeah. Well, I guess in this scenario, I guess the women have more prospects, have more education.

Because normally it's like the woman has no education and the guy's like, I'm an engineer. Also, she can actually get a better job out there whereas women probably can't get as much jobs over here in India too. Maybe there's that part of it. And also, she's probably taking care of the kids if there's kids. But in this scenario, there's no kids. Well, they send them over there

to go to university and stuff too, right? And then they spend money on the clothes, tickets, visa fees, and the rent. And then she gets there and she says, sayonara, sucker. Some of it was cold because it's a marriage and some of these guys cold they're like ice cold my wife ghosted me changed her phone number doesn't i can't get a hold of her i just never hear from this guy says for the first two months we were constantly in touch we would chat on video every day and then she just went dark trucker dick blocking his number

trucker dick changing her address in canada oh man and some fat truckers probably getting that delicious indian they're not first off they're not fucking truckers they're fucking some punjabi guy in canada well they just like second generation or something this guy should have told her about his enemies and then she'd have to pay the money back for punjabi women in the village there's absolutely no freedom this is a vice article there was a couple but the one that i was looking at that i picked made me laugh because it basically was pro-women like they found a way to be to kind of spin it as well they have no choice because they're sexist in India. Well, I mean, I will say you get in an arranged marriage where you're forcing some woman to marry you

because her parents, you go, yeah, this might happen. It just seems like, well, I told you Waldo has a girl that he used to work with. I love these names, by the way. Waldo had a girl he used to work with and then she went to do the arranged marriage

with a guy and the guy looked at her and called it off. No, she's he looked at her he goes is she behind you or is the actual girl behind you who was it the fat the fat therapist all right tony did you do this come on who is this pig what's going on take the fat suit. But that's what I thought watching the Cosby documentary about this fat therapist talking about sex. What the fuck's this chick? Who? You've seen the doc with this fat.

You've never seen the fat therapist, dude. She's like, it's a documentary about a fat there. No, it's no, but she's in it. It's about Cosby's raping, but she's in it, but she's like 600 pounds, a sexual therapist. Who the fuck wants to see her? Like, she's not it but she's like 600 pounds a sexual therapist who the fuck wants to see her like she's not even a bbw i thought you were gonna say he was like she gives tips on so she's a fat person she gives tips on sex look at her right now i mean you give tips on crypto yeah but i've made money even oh yeah it sounds like you have she's had sex i'm still up i'm still up but no i mean she's like she's like super like oh it's crazy throughout the whole documentary because she's like

she says one of her lines is like you know if we could have like if we were more positive about sex where we could get women to get drugged who are hired to be drugged so he can fuck them like that's what she her her proposal was she's like more of a sex positive environment oh she's like oh if you're into uh drugging girls having sex with them you can make a contract that allows yeah how crazy is that well also the part that she's probably not realizing is that wouldn't do the trick for him moment yeah the moment he knows they're consenting he goes yeah, can't get it up. You think that's what it was?

Well, I think that's a completely different thing. I mean, there's obviously a big difference between, you know, getting a prostate and a normal. Yeah. Oh, I forgot he's free. I don't know.

I forgot he's a free man. Yeah, dude. He's probably crushing so much snizzle right now. That documentary is unbelievable. For part. You're happy with it?

Yeah, yeah. I felt like I heard enough about that whole thing. I didn't need to watch the Cosby doc. Just hearing these women. All I want to know about is what he's up to now. I don't need to. Scoffing. Him and OJ?

Yeah. No, he's too old. I'm blinded. Yeah, so he goes, so when these smart women, often their early 20s, go to Canada, the chances they will want to fall back into that never into that life in india is very low and then they basically are very you know what are the girls supposed to do they get there and you go well for one you could pay the money back or not you could not steal from them that could be the starting point right um or at the very least they should have to work and pay the money back but

uh pretty wild or just actually stick with the plan and bring your husband over or whatever yeah and well the problem is i think because of the culture even if you say hey look i'll bring you over but then i don't like she obviously doesn't want to be with him she was forced into it and then she sees this new life and all her opportunities she goes to brampton and she goes there's fucking brown dudes everywhere yeah it's a fucking smorgasbord or whatever the but but i'm sure she's like well i could keep my end of the bargain bring him over again you said the name oh jujar and love pre your name's not jujar one of the dudes the guy's name is jujar which sounds like a jar we would have here

every time i give a stock tip put five cents in the jujur and then a lovepreet which I like lovepreet lovepreet love I saw that one

I saw lovepreet making me laugh to myself actually too I love that name guy's name's lovepreet no it's a girl's name's lovepreet oh no lovepreet's an incredible name

oh no no lovepreet is a guy he killed himself he killed himself because his girlfriend or his wife abandoned him. Love Preet killed himself? Love Preet is no longer.

Not so loving. No, he's too much of a lover. He takes it seriously. Yeah, it says his body was discovered near the irrigation pump of a wheat farm in Punjab. He died by suicide after consuming fertilizer. Later, the cops booked his wife, Beant Carr, who is in Canada, for cheating and abetment of suicide. Beant Barr. who is in Canada for cheating and abetment of suicide. Beant Barr. She got sent back?

No, I think they probably charged her in so if she ever goes back. Can they do that where they try and get Julian Assange, what's that called again?

Refugee status in America. No, not asylum, the opposite one where they extradite them. If they have a treaty for that. For scamming Lovepreet. For scamming Lovepreet.

Rip Lovepreet. Yeah, rest in peace, Lovepreet. Not too soon. That guy, that's an amazing name, too. Lovepreet's amazing. Especially if he's kind of got a Casanova energy to him. Oh, you know he did. Lovepreet's the name.

I mean, why Fertilizer, though? I don't know. He figured out it was the easy way to kill himself. Pills! What? He killed himself with Fertilizer? I'm with JJj what did he do he doesn't that sound funny they said he died on fertilizer's shit he died by suicide he just ate a bunch of he died by suicide after consuming fertilizer on the farm you think that's a reasonable way danny i'm not striking why would

he leave the farm by the way if i assume they're talking about like ammonium nitrate like the real like chemicals you don't think he's eating a bunch of dirt shit to die he ate so much shit he died that is the funniest thing but it also is sort of in his love free nature where he goes i am dying in the most horrible way possible because i'm a lover right he's got a giant bowl of shit and he's just why does it kill you even just Well, he didn't eat shit. He ate some like hardcore chemical. Oh, not like cow shit. I mean, I'm thinking a big bag of fur.

I wish it was just like... I thought it was like mulch and shit. Mulch and shit. Oh, he's eating like a hardcore chemical. But you don't know because they don't... He's eating like Roundup. They say the fucking cows kill the environment. the environment so maybe just no no yeah whenever you have a one of them at the bar it sort of kills the vibe

yeah like he is shit is fertilizer i don't think he ate shit to death you just think he had some fucking that is great this is a pretty big one that there's some good things it's kind of a honor women's history theme still though right so basically women share 28 subtle power moves they do to spread feminism this one was ridiculous there were some pretty good ones though right yeah it's all like it's very in. You won't tell me fucking what to do. Very passive aggressive. You're going to tell me what to do.

So I'm a tall woman, about 5'10", 5'11". And if I'm going to a meeting where I know that there's going to be a man who's going to speak over me or belittle me or throw his weight around, I purposefully wear the largest heels, like the biggest heels I have, which make me 6'2 or 6'3, so that I can stand next to them and look down on them and remind me that not only am I a match for you intellectually, but I could step on you. I like there's the top comment on that. It just goes, squash the bully like a bug.

No, it doesn't. It does just goes squash the bully like a bug i know it doesn't it does squash the bully like a bug and then you literally know the guys goes just step on me you're stepping on me just so you know i could fucking step on you if i want the guy didn't even do anything it's just the case you just this is a preemptive walking around being way taller than the guy did you just fucking step on it did you want to do one i gotta go to the bathroom uh yeah yeah this this one was a great one which is uh number four i often claim that men don't have arms hear me out so i was having a conversation with a co-worker recently and she was talking

about how she wanted her son to marry a woman who could cook. And I said, why? And she said, well, he can't cook. And I said, oh, my God, does he not have arms? And then she was like, no, he's just a man. And I was like, but he has arms. And then she just had to explain that he was going to depend on a woman to feed him for the rest of his existence with like two whole arms. So, yeah, men don't have arms. Good one.

That's a good one. Also, there's tons of women who can't cook. Or tons of women that can't, you know, mow the lawn. There you go. She doesn't have arms. And the best part is she's saying these things like, this is a tip you should do all the time. Like, it's a hefty tip.

Anything with a guy, you go, so I guess she doesn't have arms? Yeah. And he goes, hey, can you carry that stuff in? He goes, oh, no, I don't want to. You go, oh, what do you don't? She doesn't have arms. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, hey, can you carry that stuff in? He goes, oh, no, I don't want to. And you go, oh, what do you don't? She doesn't have arms? And she goes, act actually confused. He goes, it's a bit of a feminine take on your legs broken.

Yeah, exactly. So it's your dad saying that, you know, you go, hey, do you mind grabbing that? You go, what are your legs broken? And she's made a little bit of a spin on it. And it's feminism. By the way, so there's a top comment on each one of these, and it's the same person. Oh, that's good. I'm glad you got that.

No, it's the same person, though. So someone just went through all of them, and they were happy to comment. So Squash the Bully Like a Bug on this one said, that's the parent's fault. They should have raised him to be able to cook clean and wipe his own arse. 160 outputs. Oh, this person. I'm glad you got the comment. Yeah, yeah. 160 uploads I'm glad you got the comments by the way someone was telling us

recently that one of the good things with the boys cast is we have the best articles because a lot of times we have articles that no one else has found a lot of times on the internet everyone's covering the same few and some of those big ones we'll still cover but we find some gems no one's talking about the tulpas I'll tell you that much

no hell no so this one um i do this constantly i've been doing it for years it actually bothers me when my boyfriend whenever we go out because he doesn't understand why i do it until i explain it to him i never move out of the way i will let a man walk into me before i move because they are so used to just not interrupting their time and just proceeding forward and they and us getting out of the way and i just keep walking and i've been shoulder checked i've been everything i but i'm like if you're not moving i've not moving haven't moved for a man in years. In my, what I'm saying is, is that I knew it.

I've been saying on this podcast that there's this epidemic of girls won't move no matter whose should be moving. Yeah. Like for example, I mean, you'll be running as a right of way. I'll be running and I'm on the right side and they're on the right, on the left side and they still won't move.

And you go, well, I can't move. So now I have to go run on the wrong side of the road. Well, you're the wrong person. You're wrong for being a man. And this is their thing. I've told you. There's an epidemic of women out there that for some empowerment reasons, they'll run into you. Like if I don't move, even though I'm on the path I'm supposed to be, they'll run into you like if i don't move even though i'm on the i'm on the

path i'm supposed to be they'll run into you and then be like what because i'm a woman you go no i would i'm fine with moving if i'm on the if i'm running on the wrong side of the road yeah i mean yeah it's crazy well i've been i've been hypothesized they got yeah i know you have they gotta get they gotta get them in. Okay, the next one is the learn from my older brother. Did you see that one? Which number is that? I didn't put the numbers down.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I like the Serena Williams one. Okay, do the Serena Williams one. Oh, the Serena Williams one is gold. This is my favorite thing to do. Whenever someone references a man who is a genius or top of his field, I'm like, okay, I got it. So he's like the Serena Williams of like bankers or financiers or whatever the field is.

And it's even better if he's an athlete. Be like, oh, yeah, I'm going to see that guy, LeBron James. He's like, oh, he's like the Serena Williams of basketball? He goes, no, he's like the LeBron James of basketball. That's funny because you go, he's like the Serena Williams of basketball. Pretty good for a girl, but for a guy, wouldn't even be in the top.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but it doesn't work. That's so true. She's like this. Oh, he goes, he's the best scientist in the world. So like the Serena Williams of science, like know the best in the world, like I said. Yeah, yeah.

So not in the top 100 of all scientists, but definitely the best female scientist. So, oh, oh my God. She's not in the top hundred of all scientists but definitely not as female scientists so so oh oh my god she's so not in the top 10 000 so wouldn't even be the best in college correct ah that's a great one i think i didn't even see that one oh that's some good shit right there what's the brother oh i learned this from my older brother who is very intimidating attorney and he's been my hero for most of my life. We're taught, especially as women, that when we're listening to somebody, we do active listening, right?

You're nodding, you're raising your eyebrows, you're tilting your head, you're showing them I'm warm, I'm open, I'm receiving you. Socialization 101. The best medicine for when someone is talking over you or down to you is stop it. The only thing you have to do to show someone that you're not that you're listening to them is just stare at them dead in the face they don't like it especially with the stillness just be a fucking psycho yes she has a theory that they don't that they don't like it when you're talking and you just be a full sight

like it when you're talking and you just be a full site and you go so um yeah yeah i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna do the uh the tps reports i'm gonna get those over and uh and you just look at them like you're dead you go um are you listening to me yes i mean that works for guys my brother who's a hero told me my hero my brother told me this he was a hero you know what's funny by the way is like none of these are are some girl being like yeah so uh you know it's i i like it when i'm um on a date and then uh you know the the the bill comes and then to really fuck with him i'll pay for it yeah yeah that's not one of them and then nobody's in the comments being like oh that's a good one i'll do that ser. Serena Williams one's still getting me, though. Oh, yeah.

I tell them he's like the best female one. Oh, this is the best in the business. It's like the best accountant in the world. So like the Serena Williams, like, no. What I said, best in the world. Yeah, yeah, number one. Not number one for a woman. There's a difference.

Huge difference. Don't get me wrong serena won so the best fantastic so the best in the league that any one of those league wouldn't make the better league that's correct oh shit uh every time i create a signing session for any of my married couples buying or selling houses at the real estate age and I always make the wife sign first. So I don't know how you would, I guess you'd have to ask them. You go, you sign first,

but if the guy tries to sign, you go, blah, blah, blah. I guarantee you not one guy ever has even noticed that. They go, eh, and he passes it. If anything,

you give the man a chance to think about it a little longer. I guarantee you no guy has ever noticed that they were signing. Unless you're so obvious about it where you go, I'll sign you go. And she goes,

actually she signs. He goes, let me go. Thank you. It was that her first. Yeah. And you go, well,

why would she sign first? And you always, there's some reason the girl signs first. And she goes, like, is it a legal thing? And he goes, what would she even do if you called her on that?

You go, why? I mean, I'm the one paying for it. Why would she sign first? And they go, because it's how I do it. He's first.

And then you'd be like, yeah, I don't know. That's fine. Can we just get out of here? I got a lady's first. Yeah. For lunch.

And you go, Hey lady, she doesn't even need to be on this. This is just like, I'm, you know, it's kind of like, uh,

letting your kid hold the steering wheel. Yeah. He you know he'd be like yeah we have a prenup she's not gonna touch this if we get divorced anyway so i mean i guess but whatever like letting the baby hold the steering totally yeah i'm driving look at me i'm driving so fucking stupid when a man is not not nice to a non-man in my gym i will follow him around and do his entire work i will follow him around and do his entire workout but i'll add 20 to 100 pounds to whatever it is that he's doing i'll also make sure that he knows he can just leave the bar loaded because i'm probably just going to warm up with that way even if i didn't intend to do the workout on that day i follow him around and i embarrass him if he's rude to one of my homies pushes me a little harder than i'm used to and also just you know makes me feel better

about myself so party on and then brendan roberts goes good for you that'll show him brendan roberts you know insane that is you go yeah yeah this dude is uh doing uh two plates on the bench you go yeah just leave it i'm gonna throw i'm a woman i'm gonna just throw on another plate on each side because i'm just gonna think i'm gonna break a world record why not teach him a lesson by breaking the world record. Teach him a little lesson. Just make him feel like a little fucking weak bitch

by breaking a world record. Shit. Yeah, I'm just going to break a couple of world records. You know what? It's like something just huge. First off, who's like,

yeah, the guys who are not nice to women, first off. Oh, yeah. And on top of that world record. Yeah, you know what? It's like some just huge... First off, who's like... Yeah, it's the guys who are not nice to women, first off. Oh, yeah. And on top of that, yeah. Which are probably like the bigger guys. She's going to follow them around.

Not some puny dude who's being a piece of shit to women. First off, nobody's mean to women at the gym. Like, it doesn't even happen anyway. No, that does not happen very often.

Mean to one of my homies. I walk around Dublin how much they could do. It's sad. Oh, that's so funny. So this is a new term alert, right? And basically said, what is radical monogamy? And so if you're basically, if you're a progressive

and you're thinking that, oh, I want to be polyamorous and, you know, bisexual and queer and all this stuff. Right. And then you go off, but then you sit here and you go, I'm just in a relationship with my wife or my husband. And you go,

this isn't very, you know, uh, uh, radical woke of me. Yeah. Yeah. Or whatever.

Right. So they said, there's a new style of relationship in town. Vice magazine says there's a pretty style of relationship in town, Vice Magazine says. There's a pretty high chance that you haven't heard of radical monogamy before writing this piece. I asked around to see if anyone knew the term.

The most common response was, what the fuck is that? Get the fuck out of my house. The thing is, this is that new good good, right? And basically, I don't know if I should say even what it is or just keep reading. Monogamy is the building block of traditional cishet relationships after all.

Unless you're in a queer relationship or an anti-queer county, for example, then what's the hell so radical about monogamy? That's what they're saying, right? Essentially, the gist of radical monogamy in a nutshell is wait are they saying that it's radical if you are in an anti-queer county um they said but unless you're in a queer relationship in an anti-queer oh sorry so if you're i took those as two separate if you're like no but if you're in a monogamous queer relationship yeah so you're like two gay guys. Then that is pretty salty. They're saying that's a little radical. I mean, no, it's not really.

It was an anti-queer county. I mean, first off, how many gay relationships are... There's probably a handful of truly anti-queer counties in America left. Maybe I'm wrong. Probably not that many. And if you're gay, why would you stay there? Where it's actually written down,

and you're like, yeah, why are you not in San Francisco? But if you leave, if you don't leave, then it would be fairly radical, if you're saying. Honestly, stay there actually written down and you're like yeah why are you not in san francisco but if you leave if you don't leave then it would be fairly radical if you're saying honestly the only thing i would think of is they stay because the sex is so hot the sex is so fucking illegal so what radical monogamy is is essentially they say it's assumed that you would be in a monogamous relationship but radical monogamy is your monogamous you're in a monogamous relationship but you know this isn't their only option we chose to do this yeah we should we could just kind of be poly we could be poly but this works for us dude they they've literally they all go

through it but they've made all these mental gymnastics basically to say, um, we're still, you know, wacky, but we're, you know, it's the whole thing is normalizing weird things. It's that old Norm Macdonald stuff. It's like the term sis is basically to try to make you seem to something.

The normal is weird. It just means normal. Right. So they don't like the idea that they're normal. Yeah. They're a bunch of fuddy daddies. Yeah. So they're saying basically we're in a monogamous relationship but it's not the way that they are no no we're in an edgy monogamous

we're in an edgy monogamous relationship what does that mean it's like if anything we probably should have been not it's better i mean if we understand that there's no one better than the other so it's like they did this whole long thing to sort of just get back to the same normal conclusions that everyone else did but they still want to have some sort of uh pat on the back for not being the same as their great it's not your grandmother's monogamy like a woke like midlife crisis you know instead of going to buy the corvette they just kind of you know figure out hey we're monogamous right what if we were radically monogamous what does that mean it means that we know that that would have been an option for us and you know okay yeah yeah we're monogamous right what if we were radically monogamous what does that mean it means that we know that that would have been an option for us and you know okay yeah yeah we're

so radical yeah it's monogamy but it's radical in a way dude so she says her own journey towards embracing radical monogamy involved a lot of self-scrutiny and questioning the cis het status quo so if you're a radical monogamist you're in a relationship but you've been questioning your questions about you go is it even should we even be doing this i'm doing it but like should we be yeah you wake up every morning you go should i be gay well you're allowed to be gay it's about monogamy right so you're probably having those questions too but at least if you're queer then it feels well it's more about questioning the cis thing so you go the cis head status quo so you go is it the status should it be the status quo to be uh not trans for example i guess that's what she means

why is it the status quo to be not trans it's kind of weird if you actually think about it though why is it that it's considered normal to not be trans? I mean, it's not like the numbers are pretty even, basically 50-50. It's basically a split down the middle. You just have to remove your observations about the world. Like, just ignore all... You just have to ignore pattern recognition. Oh, you've got to get that pesky pattern recognition out of your head.

To explain the concept she draws a contrast between reflexive monogamy so reflexive reflexive monogamy is when you just uh now i'm not getting monogamous just some fucking sheep i'm some sheep me a fucking gruel and i'll just be reflexive monogamous reflexive monogamous is you're some sheep monogamous right so blindly accepting that is somehow morally superior to just have sex with one partner it's funny too because this idea is like reflexive monogamy it's like yeah most a lot of dudes are monogamous because you have to be i guess all we're all reflexive monogamous

there you go i guess i'm a radical monogamous if you think about it. Cause yeah, I'd rather be smashing other chicks. Every relationship I've ever been in, you go, yeah, I'm a radical monogamous. And what does that mean?

It's like, yeah, I'd rather be probably smashing other chicks, but I'm making, I guess we're doing this. I feel like you could have a girl who was like, kind of had a toe in this bullshit. And then you could say radical monogamy so many times that you'd like turn could have a girl who was like kind of had a toe in this bullshit and you could say

radical monogamy so many times that you'd like turn her into a fucking MAGA like like a conservative yeah yeah if you talk to a girl

and you go yeah we're I want to be in a relationship yeah like a radically monogamous relationship yeah we're radically monogamous she'd just be like we're so monogamous

you go radically radically and you keep just pressing it to the point where she's like fucking stop we're radically monogamous stop saying that

so instead of blindly accepting like some radical mon stop. They were radically monogamous. Stop saying that. So instead of blindly accepting like some radical monogamous sheep or some monogamous sheep, and the more, that is somehow morally superior to just have one sexual partner, and the more informed and conscious choice of radical monogamy.

So sorry, you opened up your third eye to be monogamous. Yeah, you did. We don't blindly accept that our superiors have been forced onto us again how many people are fucking forced monogamy onto them so this is most of them from the day we're born there's an overarching presumption that we'll grow up fall in love and someone of the opposite gender and get married and be monogamous. Yeah, I mean, I think also you have a feeling as you grow up, get in a relationship,

and it's pretty hard sell that you're smashing still. Yeah, at least in the West. Unless you want to be in with one of these wacky fucking, you know, psychopaths. Yeah. That is the thing, though. It's harder with these wacky psychopaths to sell that. And also, you don't want your... It's hard to date some girl that with these wacky psychopaths to sell that and also you don't want

your it's hard to date some girl that's wacky psychopath too right yeah weird haircut it's not all it's cracked up wacky psychopath

it's like I'm a half dude half girl yeah there's a lot of other costs that you're not factoring in yeah you got some chick with the side of her head shaved

and she's like blah I'm a dude today you go yeah yeah my girl's letting me bang other people it's like that must be fun yeah and she's a blah i'm a dude today you go yeah yeah my girl's letting me bang other people it's like that must be fun yeah except she's a dude half the time too she's also she's also actually does kind of suck yeah she also lets me know that she's a boy uh so this monogamy can be a choice that you arrive at this is so if you if Is this what you're telling?

Yeah, tell yourself that. That's the best way to put it. You go, monogamous is when you're just with one person. She goes, yeah, but it wasn't the first choice. I didn't have to be. I've thought about other options. I've thought about them all. I've considered every option.

I have a pretty close call, too. And I arrived back at monogamy yeah by choice by choice yeah after considering your own agency and options rather than some blind expectation it's like free it's like the whole free will debate almost you know is there free will it goes yes because i've decided that there is yeah yeah yeah imagine you being in a relationship. Yeah. With the other way around though, like the opposite of what you're saying,

that one, your girl's like, I thought about it. I don't want to be monogamous anymore. And it's like, Oh, okay. What do you want to be?

Radically monogamous. What does that mean? It's like, it means that we've, uh, nothing's going to change, but nothing's going to change, but I've considered this just so you know this

isn't the base level just we have to do this we could do something else yeah okay because i've thought about every option that we could possibly be and i arrived back that i'd want to be just still this option and you go all right so do you need anything from me so can i go anything do anything for my end no okay okay good honey so monogamy can't just be a choice monogamy is the relationship configuration that works best for me she says very I'm special vibes

with this whole thing right I mean all these people in general it's all their shit but she said she arrived at the conclusion through a very different route than sheeps like Danny I just eat the fucking gruel you're eating the gruel she arrived at the conclusion through a very different route than sheeps like danny i just eat the fucking gruel you're eating the gruel eating out of the trough your girlfriend says

oh i want to be monogamous you go that's the normal things okay so that's let's just fucking put on my uh my hard hat and grab my lunch pail and just let's be monogamous uh it's the normal i didn't think there was any other options oh wait there's something else oh shoot we should be monogamous as opposed to what shoot so sorry or curse sorry for cursing sorry for cursing oh apologies sorry for cursing. Sorry for cursing. Apologies. Sorry for cursing. I feel like this is just a way for them to kind of just put down religious people. Yeah.

And make themselves seem very, very special. But only white religious people. It's also sort of one of those things where you're just like, basically this too, where you go, you're just like uh basically uh this too where you go you go hey uh i like you go to the chinese food place sometimes like maybe on fridays you go to a chinese food place with your chick and you go oh you want to go to the chinese food place she goes i'd like to have to go for dinner but i don't necessarily want to go to the chinese food place there's other options and you go okay what are you thinking she goes probably chinese but like i'm not but i just want you to know we could be eating thai but i thought of it some other places first not just

it wasn't just implied i considered time yeah yeah i didn't i didn't uh it's not some sort of it is sort of what i do with tv shows sometimes where you go i oh maybe we'll watch a movie tonight you fuck back and we go back to the cop shows every single time right yeah then you go back to the cop shows and you go ah we almost didn't though but it's such a funny thing to have that was like but we almost boned some other people ah shit this is fucking good shit man when i found this one all right for vincent it's a progressive alternative to the old monogamy of your old parents. They're legitimately saying it's not your grandparents' monogamy. Yes, it is.

It's not your grandparents' monogamy. That monogamy can feel restrictive. All monogamy feels restrictive. This doesn't feel restrictive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're talking about it nonstop. That's the thing. It's like most people in monogamous relationships, they don't talk about how they're in a monogamous relationship this person does they live their life this is my monogamous partner yeah but this is like they're constantly just talking about it oh she but what

if you're living in one of these little circles with these people you probably feel so left out that you don't have a wacky fucking thing right oh especially if she this person works at vice and you go hey you're just you're just a monogamous exactly weird monogamy can feel very restrictive especially if you're a queer person who views traditional heteronormative systems with suspicion so this is what it boils down to they go every it's kind of like everything is built on the straight man's yeah you know it's all built on the straight man's uh uh path or whatever right so they can't paradigm i'm not yeah straight who could straight paradigm yeah exactly straight paradigm I'm not here to be part of the straight cis man's paradigm

monogamy that's some straight man's talk and then you go and it's like yeah but you are and they go yeah but yeah I guess but not really no no I'm a new progressive version of that I mean I guess if you fucking

put me in your box if you need to put me in some sort of box sure but I'm a new progressive version of that I mean I guess if you fucking put me in your box if you need to put me in some sort of box sure but I'm not gonna put in that box I'm a new thing radical monogamy the new not this new old school restriction restrictive monogamy this normal shit that's so weird

okay one more line we shouldn't fall into the trap of presuming polyamory is the only enlightened and progressive relationship choice they're admitting that for them it's it's like about like this enlightened progressive thing they realize that they go if i want to be in this club i have to be a fucking like a queer fucking you know polyamory this article is literally how to be a cool poly without being poly without actually going to fucking do the work of all it's like being demisexual it's very

similar to that yeah this is closer to demisexuality you go yeah yeah so they we shouldn't fall into the trap this is how to have a cool identity without the work all of her friends are poly right and then she goes uh how do you fall into the you know we shouldn't fall into the trap as a group but just assuming it's somehow cooler to be poly right if anything i've uh this and you go well you're just monogamous you like your dad or whatever you go what the fuck did you just say you're monogamous like your dad you fucking take it back are you not no i mean not not really if i didn't know better i just think I was sitting here with your father. What the fuck are you saying?

Oh, man, that makes him so angry. Oh, you're a monogamous. What are you? Some cishet? You take that back. Oh, fuck. Oh, it's by a dude, too. That's surprising.

I did not think this was going to be by a dude. I don't think anything by a fucking vice is by a dude. Oh, my God. So maybe that's what it was, where it's a dude that's the same old, same old. But he's gay. But he is gay. Oh, okay.

Take it back. Gay guy. That's so funny. There are more ways to approach relationships than having loads of partners or marrying someone by 30, because that's what society says we should do. So he basically, he's in a situation where he was having loads of partners. Now he's in some monogamous relationship with some boring dude. They're sitting down watching TV.

He's basically watching his programs with his boyfriend. Yeah, that must be tough, especially if you're queer, to be queer monogamous. Sitting there watching your programs. Programs? Exactly, right? Your stories? Yeah, so he goes, there's actually, you don't need to be having loads of dudes to be fucking. Yeah, you don't need to be a fucking,

what is that, sin party? You don't need to be fucking tied up to that cross at a sin party. You can just have fun in a radical monogamous relationship. Yeah, exactly.