The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Biden Refuses to Drop Out! Tampon Shrinkflation & Pride Fetish Zone

Episode Date: July 5, 2024

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CNN has reported that Joe Biden will be staying in the race, as his family met to discuss whether top advisors should be fired. With Jill Biden quoted as saying, we all knew someone other than Joe was responsible, but after thorough investigation, we've confirmed the burden of this bad debate performance falls solely on junior debate prep staffer Naresh Singh. Jill went on to say,

listen, Naresh really sh** the bed, and the fact that it was only his third week is no excuse. But luckily, we found the culprit, and there is no need for a replacement candidate. Joe was in peak form until that saboteur Naresh transcribed his debate answers to a bigger font so he could read them. And whatever he did during that encounter to throw the president off his game is unforgivable. When asked if Joe Biden's age played a role in the poor performance, Jill answered, Are you not listening? I just told you it was Naresh you f***ed up. Hand to God, before the encounter with junior debate prep staffer Naresh Singh, Joe was

reciting pi to a thousand characters and working over a speed bag. Real piece of work that Naresh, and if I could fire him twice, I would. Jill then went on to assure donors that now that the Naresh situation has been handled, people can start donating to the campaign again as that virus will no longer have his greasy paws on the president. Definitely a close call, but disaster has been averted and the donors can rest easy knowing Naresh has now been fired and deported. The Boys! The Boys Cast! The Lads! The Boys Cast! The Dudes! Prepare yourselves for the Boys Cast! The Bros! The Boys Cast! The Homies! The Boys Cast! The Dudes! Experience the Boys Cast!

The Boys Cast! The Boys Cast thing and you've been wanting to mention that shrinkflation is also hey i called it like three years ago i've noticed that personally i've said condoms don't fit me anymore i go i remember a time when i could put a magnum condom on and nowadays it's like this thing i'm like oh what is this for children what's going on here i go i this thing i'm way too big for this thing it's not even making a dent you know i've also have had that problem before now that I mentioned. Also, the underwear can't contain your balls. Underwear can't contain my balls. Magnum can't control the bees. However, there's an article in the New York Post.

A lot of ladies have been online and they haven't been happy, campers, because they said tampon shrinkflation is going viral. Are tampons getting smaller? They're putting it on there. It's just falling right out, right? Yeah, I'm wondering what's going on here the ceo of tampax i believe it was said he's come out and said it's in your mind it's not happening he released a statement saying that ladies your boxes have gotten bigger they're getting bigger they're getting stretched out big holes big holes they have the biggest holes but it is hilarious that the damn bags

dude how do you not if you're a woman going on there being like guys these tampons there must be getting smaller because i put it in there this thing is falling on the floor i walked to the subway and it's just gone all of a sudden and the tampon guy came out and he was like no no no ladies like larry david style he goes big box yeah i wonder if it's also like they're not as they're saying they're not as absorbent like and then and then because that got my mind thinking is there some sort of um like factor going on like you know with maybe what's in the food or something where like the actual periods are changing so that's what's going on maybe what's happening is the flow is so god damn heavy yeah this thing is getting way

down this is like environmental issues like where something's happening in like like the microplastics or something is making the chicks flow the amount of blood that's flowing into this period it's turning it into like a 10 000 pound sure strong men should be holding two tampons up by the string well that's what i would want to know i would be like that's the new strongman competition they just hold up two tampons by the string. It's two chicks on their periods. So there are a lot of blood, ladies and gentlemen,

people are saying. Gross, ladies. But I just love that the tampon CEO had to come out and be like, no, no, no, no, no. Well, he said they were regulated. He goes, it's like the Grand Canyon in there.

Not what's going to stay in there. Yeah. What about a full pillow up there would be falling out. Yeah, I don't, yeah, and he says they're regulated, but they do have a a range so maybe they like narrowed the range i wonder if they could like get rid of you know a tenth of a gram of cotton per what that saves them you're on the conspiracy that the tampons have in fact cotton smaller the ceo of uh tampex begs to differ he

says these hoes have big boxes and that's the problem boxes goes ladies uh maybe delete your tinder for a week and then those things will fit more i got a fucking solution take a week off close the legs ladies take one week off that's what he said fucking hoe get getting beat getting it beat up by listeners of the boys cast it's gonna yeah it's gonna stretch out the best of us here is an idea how about delete mandingo from your contact list and then get back to us? Let us know how they're fitting now. Take a week off of Mandingo if you don't mind.

Stop blaming us. It's trendy. Danny Bullishuck is officially back from the wedding. Yeah. The boys are back together. The boys are back in town. Danny did a full 10-day excursion, which was not a honeymoon, by the way. That was like a big thing.

She kept being like, oh, you know, we go on our honeymoon. This was the honeymoon. I go, we did a honeymoon. If you're going to force me to do a second honeymoon, we can have that discussion. But stop saying this was not a honeymoon. Ladies and gentlemen, he's going back and back.

She kept being like, oh, you know, for a honeymoon. I go, this was the honeymoon. So where did that land? Is that the honeymoon or are you doing another honeymoon? Of course not. But it's just, you know, it's a negotiation, right? My wife. I can't just be like, yeah, I can't just be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This was the full week in Hawaii after the wedding. That was just nothing. Have you tried taking my wife for a spin out in public? Being like, oh, the wife. Have you said the wife? Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, I will say, absolutely best part of being married is when you just be like my fucking dumb ass bitch girlfriend you go like dumb ass bitch wife wife's hits harder right so

much harder but it's so much better yeah wife does hit way like what dude i've already had to do it like 10 times or like waiting like where they look at uber and the uber is like where is she I got just waiting around the wife fucking wife dude I can't fucking do anything um the best part though was dude like it happened three different times well because you're in Hawaiian people like oh what are you doing here and I was like oh I'm getting married and there was three different guys uh one uber driver and then two guys when I was golfing one guy who's like working on the course where like you would be like oh I'm getting married and i might have just told like a combat vet that i was getting deployed you know like they were like they're like the thousand yard stare where they're like dude like the one guy was like oh just fucking give her half your house now and just make it a day

like one guy literally said that to me he goes why dude just save the trouble just give her half the house now and just he's like i'm telling you and then there was another guy like an uber driver who's like yeah i've been married fucking twice first time i got married she cheated on me six months later then i was married to another woman for 32 years but she was an alcoholic so i had to leave her or whatever and he goes i ain't never doing again like so many guys who are just like yeah you do youst decision you could ever make, but just go ahead. Do that.

He goes, there are no weapons of mass destruction. Go ahead. She's probably sucking a dick right now. You're like, okay, can I just get my golf club? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can I just tee off, please? Can you just tell me like where the fucking... She's fucking knee deep in Hawaiian dick as we speak, man. You're golfing. What do you think she's doing, man?

She's also playing with her holes. But it is interesting that like to some people, they go, that is the worst thing that you could ever do. The worst decision of my life was getting married. Like to some guys, you tell them that, they go, your funeral, brother. Well, the guy also gave you a married, more like buried. The other guy gave you the first time is what he gave you. Like first time.

First time. Yeah, yeah. Kind of. But they were all all really just like... We had this black Uber driver once. I think it was on the way to your actual wedding. I can't remember what came up, but I think it had something to do

with weddings or whatever. The guy started going... He was probably like 60, right? He launched into a full red pill tirade. This guy was like, these women, some of them have been with 40, 50 men. Corinne's in the car, right? Oh, she's in the car. Johnny, were you there with her?

No, it was me. No, yeah. So Corinne's in the car. She's in the front seat, right? She's about to have a conniption on this guy, right? The guy goes, some of these women, they're with 40, 50 guys. And then they want to be turned into a wife. It's like, you made your bed.

I love this guy. She runs the number one slut podcast. Yeah, Corinne's like, yeah, this month. What do you mean, made my bed? I don't make my bed. She doesn't even, like, tear through guys at all. Yeah, you know, on principle. On principle, yeah.

She's definitely like, but you should be allowed to. This guy was going off. he's 60 years old and it was the first half he was normal and then someone said something i think i said like a joke and it was like we're in a safe space the girls were not feeling it two chicks in the car and he's going on the red pill round this guy didn't give a dude 40 50 women's 40 50 women. 40, 50 guys, some of these girls. He was telling, he goes, I heard these two ladies talking in the back of the car the other day about she's dating two guys at once. And this hoe wants a boyfriend. Yeah.

And they're talking about this podcast they like with these whores. Guys, we fuck. Corinne's like, what? She's losing her mind. That's amazing. You know what else I was thinking? We were just talking about this speech thing because it's almost like uh at a funeral you know when a comedian dies everyone's always like uh it's like a roast kind of but more importantly it was just like the sets i was like laughing at the idea

of after doing the speech coming over to you and being like hey sort of a fun crowd like guy in the back's a little chat yeah my dad you're like you'll have fun. I'd stay off the... Yeah, avoid certain couple topics. Like, don't talk about Israel right now. I'd stay away from Israel. That super receptive crowd. I'd stay away from the Israel stuff. Guy in the back's a little bit... I'd go a little easy

on the you being fat stuff. Yeah, it's a pretty sensitive crowd. Bit of a sensitive crowd. a bunch of libs hey i just love the idea of doing the comedy thing of like you'll have it's bigger corporate they do it in the corporate like back a little chatty like you'll you'll have fun though you'll enjoy them it's the comedians that talk about comedy like it's a landscaping job. You know what I mean? Anyways, very fun night. One thing that I will say, moving on from that, because we already did a bit of a wrap-up last week.

But I found out, and Danny's buddy, the whole family's all dentists. And this guy tells me, I've been saying for years that the freezing doesn't work on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone says to me, you are a pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone... Yeah, we went golfing with her cousin. And everyone says to me, you are a pussy. Right. And that's not true. Even the doctor,

the dentist, I can feel them like rolling their eyes at me and it's like, hey, so you can't feel anything and I'm just like, it feels like a guy drilling into my mouth.

Like I just usually suck it up and deal with it. Like it literally feels like I'm getting drilled with no freezing and the guy, the guy always kind of like looks at me like okay we could do more freezing and like

do you think i'm lying like do you think that i can't feel it and i'm saying i can sure but it's like no it literally feels so i've always dreaded going to the dentist because every time i get a filling it feels like i'm in the horror movie the dentist being tortured right yeah so this guy says he goes hey let me ask you a question do you have any like red hair and i'm like i got a bit of red hair in my beard he goes yeah we've everyone in the dentist community knows that for some reason freezing doesn't work on people yeah like gingers have like uh yeah that's what he said he's like gingers can sometimes like not feel the effects of anesthetic what the fuck is that crazy it's so crazy and he basically like whoever invented this i think hated gingers so

they invented a they invented a freezing the big mouth yeah you go for some reason gingers are still gonna get tortured when this works but anyways i thought that was like that is interesting is there any gingers out there who are listening yeah i don't know yeah if you've had the same thing or anything but it's like if you have a bit of like red hair in your family or if you have like a little couple reds in your beard yeah like i have light eyebrows yeah like a ginger thing and you know some people might say i have no eyebrows sure i've heard that before yes but if you have that apparently freezing doesn't work on you because you're like a genetic i guess above the rest of sure yeah yeah that's what that is everybody knows those gingers are genetically superior they are stronger the master race people gingers that's another

thing about i'll give my my sort of my whatever two percent ginger heritage or whatever you want to call it yeah is people will say you know people always get mad at you for not putting on sunscreen every girl i've ever been with is like you're not putting on sunscreen it's like i'd have to put it on every two minutes if you have light skin what you realize is every summer like a man at the beginning of the summer you get a real bad burn you take one real bad burn a year it peels off to somewhat of a tan and then you're good for the rest of the summer it's happened to me every year so i've like every time you're with a girl and they're always like you're gonna get burnt you're like yes that's what happens i mean that's what i do that's literally what i do i just take a bad burn like the start of the trip i just took a bad burn and i go this will be a nice tan at some point you take a bad burn and

then actually i got an even worse burn like a week later somehow so what happened the marriage guy no i just i didn't have sunscreen i was at the pool and then that uh that it's so crazy though because it's like hawaii same temperature as new york right now it's just like i guess that's true same weather i guess i'm not walking around New York shirtless or whatever, though. No, but I guess it sounds hotter there, though. It's further south. Okay, so there's two or three main things to talk about this episode. And the first one is, this is actually something Danny sent me,

because they did the New York Pride this week, right? So it's officially, I guess, Pride month over. It's every Pride, yeah. No, but they do them at different times, the parades. The parades, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they do it that way so people can go to all of them. Yeah, do people tour them like fish? You just hit up, you're in the lot of every Pride parade.

I mean, it is probably, like, if you are a dude that's gay, you just probably go Pride to Pride, like, smashing. Oh, that must be fucking exhausting. You probably, like, never sleep. Oh, you're walking funny. Well, you probably just never sleep. You're just, like, doing drugs Well, you're walking funny. Well, you probably just never sleep. You're just doing drugs. But it is funny.

I mean, it is always funny to note the extent to which gay guys and lesbians are what it looks like when you leave guys to their own devices and the girls to their own devices. And obviously the positive part is, first of all, you go, what's big in the gay community? It's like, they're all jacked.

Most of them care about working up and stuff. Obviously, since the progressive era, there's been a little bit of the fat gay guys trying to be like, they're all jacked. Like most of them care about working up and stuff. Obviously since the progressive era, there's been a little bit of like the fat gay guys trying to be like, Oh, there's actually nothing wrong with me. I've had for the most part, the bears. But have you ever talked to gay guys?

They're like, yeah, I mean, we'd obviously prefer the shape guy. You know what I mean? So what happens in the, the gay community is they all get super jacked and they're getting blown nonstop.

What happens in the lesbian community? They let themselves go overall lesbian community they let themselves go overalls they let themselves go collection and then also no sex they all cuddle and stuff like that yeah i don't even know they cuddle i think kind of live together what do you think cohabitate if you think about like what gay spaces are they're always like oh yeah also if you go past that door there's like a glory hall right yeah of course and lesbian spaces you're like if you go past that door like we have like a knitting area and complaining the crafts are complaining there's like a glory hall right yeah of course and lesbian spaces you're like if you go past that door like we have like a knitting area and complaining the crafts are complaining there's a bunch of tools i don't i i don't really think it's totally fair to say that the lesbians are

like complaining because actually i mean there's the like online bisexual complainers but like in real life like the cool like a lot of lesbians are sort of like yeah that is true they're actually not that complaining that is true yeah but they don't have as much sex that's the probably the main thing and they are probably not in this like your joke they have zero sex yeah that was my joke zero sex because your opinion is for sex but the fetish zone danny explain to the people san francisco pride had uh like an adult like fetish area so it's like i will at least say for like it wasn't like a kid access area but they had like the adult fetish area and you know it used to be like hey we're gonna like walk this guy on a leash there was a legitimately a kiddie pool with a guy in it and it was a piss pool

and you could just the guy was just like laying in the pool and then people could come and just piss on him he was just there to get pissed on and it was hot outside like dude a hot piss like a fucking like san francisco july piss dude like you know what new york smells like right now it just smells like like when heat and piss mix like that smell and then the guy's just laying in the pool let me ask you a question would you have taken a squirt taking a piss on him how funny would that be like if a bunch of people that are like homophobic went through yeah and they were just like yeah queer like and then the guy's just like this is wrong but it's so hot a bunch of bullies come by and just fucking unload one on him or like it's just a fucking you know san francisco

some homeless guy just like wanders in and he goes yo there's a guy shitting in the piss pool that's just for piss man he goes i don't know i thought it was a toilet the piss pool is something else but then there's a piss pool and then there was another i don't know if you saw the other video because it kept going around and it is so funny because obviously like conservatives are like the most opposed to this but then they're also the only ones who are posting a video of an old guy getting blown while getting pissed on i'm like there's no fucking liberal people are like yo here's a video that you have to watch while you're at the airport of an old man getting blown while getting pissed on

every conservative i follow is just like here's a fucking video of an old guy getting blown while getting pissed off you believe this yeah can you believe this i'm like well you can talk about it without saying it but it probably doesn't have the effect you know i've always thought that with people i kind of was trying to do a joke about this but it always made me laugh the people you know the oldest thing in the book was the guy that had the swastika but it was crossed out yeah you know what i mean but like it's all it's always uh in order to call other people racist you need to like say the racist thing like you need to be like just so you know what i mean but like it's always it's always uh in order to call other people racist you need to like say the racist thing like you need to be like just so you know black guys this guy's racist he says you steal right yeah of course you need to like put it into the ether and it always reminded me of like going up to someone at your work and you're just like just

so you know like everyone's talking shitty but you dan says that your wife's gonna leave you and she's cheating on you yeah you're saying yeah now you're saying yeah sure but anyways i don't know you think they would be the ones who were like they could just describe the video i guess twitter's just like yeah you just retweeted it or whatever but i'm like you're out of times that just do you think that guy tells people and you're like what are you doing he's like i'm an activist like family guy cut to him just getting pissed on but again it's like i mean people make a good point where like the pride thing is you're like what what are you proud about with this there's one thing to be like yeah moving the ovaltine window i guess but like gay people yes they were

treated very badly and then there was like every action has some sort of reaction which is like what you're seeing but then now we're going so far where you're like yeah there's a piss fetish area like this isn't you want to float this isn't like the stonewall in being like stop arresting us for being gay raising awareness yeah you're not raising awareness you're not like protesting anything like you don't have like there's no rights gay people don't have anymore do you think that other groups activist groups should do this same sort of thing like where you go hey i want you to support the veterans and they all fucking take their dicks from around. Yeah, my

best friend died in a helicopter crash. Yeah. The veterans all just like getting pissed on and stuff like this. I guess it's really hard in the gay community to like dissent, to be like, hey guys like, no piss pool.

That's what I'm saying, like, hey guys, like, no piss pool. You're gonna be the old fuddy-duddy? Well, any sort of dissent to be like hey guys like well everyone's petrified of that's what i'm saying like hey guys like nope you're gonna be the old buddy daddy well any any sort of dissent from like where it's going is like if you were if you were saying like hey i thought last year was enough it's like oh mr like 1940s over here fucking prude you're going now it's like there's like i mean probably there is gonna be like a scat pool in three years we're just like some dude's just like shit on me just covering shit just rubbing himself like he's at like the fucking dead sea just covering his fucking whole body and shit oh shit that's disgusting there's a bit of a palestine dust up oh yeah that's another thing too they canceled toronto pride actually stop it they canceled the end of it yeah the march because the the like 20 pro-palestine

people showed up and then they go we're canceling the the rest of the parade i didn't know that yeah toronto pride got canceled for the rest of the day toronto's such a bunch of cocks i know but basically because i guess they go like that's the hierarchy right is like because they always find a way to someone there there's a new hierarchy and someone's always on the top like canada they go like two spirit and like you know it used to just be lgb someone's on the bottom and someone's also in the piss well it's lgbt and then trans literally were at the end and now they kind of got to the front and then there was like two spirit and then now it's like the palestine people are like the pro-palestine they

have somehow managed to be like, we're the most righteous. Yeah, but they're also, we're the most righteous of all of you. So therefore, we're at the top. Well, it's hard to argue that. It is hard to argue with them when they're like, hey, our issue is more important. We think all these kids are getting killed. And the guy's sitting there gargling piss being like. We're like.

Well, I am. gargling piss being like we were like well you're saying you're saying that your ass is more important than mine huh yeah got your own pride yeah I mean yeah so dude I was at Brooklyn Comedy Club Williamsburg Comedy Club and I watched watched, it was pretty funny. I think it was like the day of Pride, and it was a guy,

this guy looked like Bam Bam Bigelow. Yeah. You know, Earthquake and Typhoon. This was a big boy, straight up, just like high heels in a lace dress, no changes to his face, short hair, up he was at the show or he's got guy looked like like maybe you if you put on like 40 pounds didn't shave your beard yeah made zero changes popped on high heels and like a lace dress like as if you were doing like a bit fully laced like like mesh no i don't even know if i'm saying it right but like basically like like a sundress

yeah like a sundress this guy was walking with two girls. Like they were, you know, he was like leader of the pack. Okay. And they were just in his wig. He was like, I love the like zero effort.

The zero effort. Uh, what was he, do you think he was trans or just gay? Like, was he just doing it up for the gay pride? No, I think this,

it's hard to say. I think once you put the heels on, you're like, I guess that's the thing is like, that's the one thing you really see in New York a lot. I'm sure you'd like maybe San Francisco, LA, or whatever, but you don't really see it outside of three or four cities. It's just a regular dude walking around in a dress.

Usually the guy says he's trans. Yeah, they'll say he's trans. Here, it's just like you go on the train, and there's just a dude, beard, body hair. But fatter. It's funnier because the guy was so fat. That's why it was making me laugh you know that's kind of thing is that you're a freak like the trans thing i said i always get

made foods i've told you about this but i'll get foods and then at the end of it it'll be like oh just so you know that was like a uh like a vegan like meat or whatever right and i was just saying it's funny to be like what the fuck like that's what it's like that's the same feeling as you just found out that uh you had sex with someone that used to be a guy like you just go you know what i mean you're like what the fuck did you just make me put in my mouth you go you know that used to be a dick and you're like what the what is the fucking you're telling me this wasn't an animal like you know it was a plant you're like oh it's the ace ventura in the shower it's the ace ventura in the shower

that's when i find out plunging your face that's me finding out that I ate a vegan hot dog you made me fucking eat a vegan hot dog yeah I mean you should be told sneak that in so they

have run some articles about how vodka soda has become the gay water so apparently this is a PSA at this point. Do you think that there's any people that run vodka

brands that sell a lot of bars and there's just like 40 articles coming out right now being like, vodka soda is the gay water and you're just like please stop. You know what I mean? You're killing us. Bud Light's just like, whoo, thank you. Thank you. Some people call that gay water.

Bud Light's like, can we promote articles that aren't ours? Can we put a million dollars behind promoting these articles on fucking Instagram? But CNBC ran this, which is hilarious. They're running it.

But all these places have been running this article, apparently. But yeah, it's hilarious because if you were like Stoli, which by the way, I was the spokesperson for for a bit. Remember that? If you were Stoli, which by the way, I was the spokesperson for, for a bit. Yeah.

If you were a Stoli, uh, you're just like, please stop this. Yeah, for sure. We would like to just be regular vodka. We don't want to be gay vodka, but I guess it is true where it's like the gay guys all drink the vodka sodas.

Cause they like to be skinny. They used to call vodka diet Coke. I remember that was a skinny bitch. They used to call that in Toronto, the girls in the scene. It's a diet drink for sure. I think the, probably what the most manly drink whiskey on the rocks

something like that yeah. I've been getting that sometimes lately. A brown liquor. Seltzers became a girl drink but that was like the whole thing with like the full send one and High Noons Happy Dad they're kind of like we're going to be a seltzer that's not like a girl drink for the bros. A girl drink for the bros but they don't describe it as a girl drink for the bros they describe it as a girl drink. I guess girl drink used to be

like a Cosmo like you get like a pink thing in a martini glass like well any anytime you're getting uh margarita like anytime you're getting like mixed drinks period like margaritas the sugary drinks are all for girls yeah i think in old fashion is sort of still kind of yeah you don't see chicks drink that ever no i've never seen a chick drinking but it's officially the vodka soda is the gay water so that is uh the case all right can you order gay water like if at a bar and they'll know what you want i think i think if you go to a gay bar they know yeah the guys at the gay bars were saying like oh yeah if you're a bartender the gay bar you just make a bunch of vodka sodas and you already know that that's

right because that's just like what people want well they're trying to stay fit and they're also trying not to get those sugary things because i think they probably don't want like the runs well yeah right right i mean i think i talked about before but you ever see on like where people will post their like bottom like a little bit of a diet a gay dietitian and they'll be like here's like bottom friendly like foods like literally be like i'm a dietitian here are all the best bottom friendly foods really so which ones have you been doing uh see i like to go the opposite way i'm a bit of contrarian so i'm mostly just taco bell and i like i like a little surprise in the bedroom

you know but and then you have right before they start you go ding ding ding um but yeah they're like they're like literally they'll be like here's like a whole bottom friendly like diet if you're if you're a buy at a bottom you actually have to like yeah there's certain foods that are just bad to eat i guess you don't eat milk i don't know i can't remember what they are but there was like all these things where like certain like greens you go this is bad for your greens there'll be like certain ones will be like this one will cause you know like some you know gut problems or something i guess it's all like potential issues that stinks yeah no pun intended there well hopefully if you eat the bottom friendly foods it doesn't stink there was another on the

last uh the last of that there was a girl i saw on tiktok and she has a whole thing because i've been saying that uh a lot of times women that have like kinks they can't just be like i'm weird they have to be like it's not it's normal sure but we were talking before about how there was a guy that uh the woman saying she tests the sex toys and if it was a guy testing sex toys he would just be like it works yeah but there was a girl she has this whole thing that she was attracted to cartoons and she has a whole name for it she says pictorial attracted she's got like this big channel but it's funny because you're just like the amount of guys that are probably jerked off to a cartoon i mean it's like all the hentai shit it's like yeah yeah yeah those are the weirdest of all the guys like when you see like cartoon porn and you're like

who the fuck's watching well there's a 20 million views the problem is i think the dudes that are just like like jacking off to cartoons i think the real problem comes in is because there's a crossover for guys that like to jerk off to cartoons because then they're pedophiles. You know what I mean? They're like, well, yeah, I jerk off to cartoons because they make. Yeah, yeah. They make like, yeah, yeah, for sure. You know what I mean?

Yeah. They'll make like cartoons. Freaks. It's a bit weird. Yeah. Especially once, you know what I mean? You're like an adult. And there's just like, you're on a porn site and there's like unlimited everything.

And then you're still choosing. Right. So there's probably 12 times more guys that are like, I'm into that, but you'll never find my identity. But this girl's got her face, front-facing camera, being attracted to cartoons, and there's nothing wrong with that. Every guy would just be like...

There's a million guys that are probably jacking off to Rick and Morty. They die with that information. Yeah, of course. It's not like the early 90s where it was like, you know, there's a hot cartoon. You go, this will have to do for right now.

There's not a lot of options, right? Exactly. What was that Brad Pitt movie, remember, where there was like, it was like the half cartoon? Remember that? Yeah, Roger Rabbit.

Was it Roger Rabbit? Yeah, I think it was Roger, no, I don't know if it was Roger Rabbit, but there was also Roger Rabbit. There was also Roger Rabbit. Something like that. That was a big format for a little bit. Yeah, yeah,

but they're like, we're gonna, Space Jam was that too? Yeah, superimposed cartoons with people or whatever, and there was also Roger Rabbit. There was also Roger Rabbit. Something like that. That was a big format for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. But they're like, we're going to- Space Jam was that too? Yeah, superimposed cartoons with people or whatever. And then you go, yeah, I'll rub one up. Babs Bunny. Babs Bunny. Yeah, this will do. It'll have to do.

It'll have to do. There's not a lot of options. But you also take that to the grave. But I think what happens is they can't- Yeah, you don't make it your identity. They don't like having shame, right? So they finish and where's the guy goes, ah, that was bad news. The girl finishes and being like, it actually wasn't bad news.

Why do I feel this way? I shouldn't. Yeah, I shouldn't. And it's everyone else's fault. I'm going to make a TikTok. Well, there's also good news. The RCMP is surprised that hate groups are increasingly racially diverse.

So they've been having a little bit of a problem when they found... Yeah, they're having a problem with them being wrong. So they're like, how do we make this right? How do we justify all of our nonsense when they found Yeah, they're having a problem with them being wrong, so they're like, how do we make this right? How do we justify all of our nonsense? They hate that, man. Finding out that they're just like fucking with, they're like we want to talk shit about this group and call them white

supremacists and then they show the name and it was just like Mohammed Patel and they're just like, rrrr. A lot of Singhs and Patels in the group and you go, hmm. That's doing a number on them. They're not happy cameras. Yeah, they don't know how to, well, it's so much easier when you can just lump a group by race. It is progress, though.

We have to admit that when you have, live in a society that you have the KKK and it's just a bunch of Indian dudes, you know, they're serving curry and the KKK cookout. That is fine.

Leave Reese progress to its full amount. Hey, I mean, there's nothing wrong with it. And they're blaming, they're like, oh, it's populism. You're like, no, everybody's populism. You're like, no,

everybody just hates your thing. Everyone hates you guys. Why can't you just understand that? People are like against what you're doing. And so they're like, they're organizing, like there's all these,

like it's, it's attracting so many different groups and you're like, well, how do we call it? It's like, yeah, they hate you.

They hate your shit. Yeah, they hate your shit, but they're not a hate group. No, exactly. They're not organizing and fucking lynching people.

Well, they always talk about, well, actually, I was thinking it's funny also that like my family's so diverse that like, if you literally saw my family photos, it's one of those things

where if you were like a super conservative guy, you'd be like, Disney's at it again. And you'd be like, no, that is actually what they look like. You know what I mean?

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One of these big publications, I think 90% sure it was New York Times., I think in New York times or something, one of these like big, uh, publications, I think 90% sure with New York times. So the lie in New York times, lie in New York times said how Tom Hanks son spawned a hateful meme online. And because people were like in a telegram and stuff using a white boy summer a little bit, they're kind of having a big breakdown to the point where he recently had to

respond to it being like, you know, I don't condone uh using white boy summer as a tom hanks said this or chet chet hanks tom hanks hasn't uh when chet hanks first used the phrase white boy summer it seemed to be done ironically now has been appropriate around the world by white supremacists and other hate groups but the big example they have is jack posobiac who's like a guy was like in like he's like at the debate with trump or whatever yeah

he's like a big right-wing guy but he's like a conservative yeah yeah so they're saying that he's like the right-wing guy right when they say it's a white supremacist that's who they mean like guys like that where you're like people that are like i guess prominent conservatives you know what i mean yeah a podcaster from the southern party loves a podcaster whom the southern poverty law center is linked to white supremacists waved a banner with the words white boy summer on it at a gathering for turning point usa so turning point usa like again and whether you like them or not they're like a pretty standard conservative yeah they're just like a very conservative group a conservative group in detroit last week at donald j trump's conference yeah they're just like a very conservative group a conservative

group in detroit last week at donald j trump's conference so they're like you know it's white supremacist and then they're like well what does that mean it's like basically trump again trump again yeah i always i was kind of thinking a funny thing that one of the reasons why because i was watching some of the like old debate clips and stuff like that and it's well just not uh just because everyone's posting stuff like yeah yeah well they're supposing like how biden sounded 10 years ago exactly very different he's different four years ago the four years ago but they basically um it was kind of making me laugh the you know trump sort of took over the republican party and i was saying one of the reasons is because forever the democrats slogans were all kind of repurposed republican slogans like a lot of times it's like

we say you know black lives matter it's like we'll go with all lives matter or something so when trump came with new slogans it like blew their mind yeah when he came with like build the wall with new content there hadn't been like a republican guy that had like new content in a while especially that stuck he got them on the hook by saying make america great again which was something familiar you know that, that was the Reagan one. And then he started hitting them with lock them up, build the wall, new nicknames. They weren't, I feel like Republican party for years hadn't been accustomed to new content. No, they just always rolled out the same kind of clone of the last guy for the most part.

Or the opposite of the Democrat one. Kind of. But it was always like you had a real, like very super, it was always like super polished guy. And they always just said this. Well, it's because it's like you know at the end they're saying the whole thing with biden where they're like the party is bigger than the the guy right they go the it's more important that the party wins versus the guy wins which is why they're like gonna thinking about removing him even though biden just said he goes i ain't going anywhere that's the new news yeah that just happened right

now he goes i'm not going anywhere now again and we've talked about we me and we and jj kind of said our thoughts right after it but now we've had time to see the like reaction from everyone yeah which is more usually what we comment on the reaction what happens sure and i mean a lot of people are saying and it makes sense where because you know they're like they brought in hunter biden like everyone's saying now like hunter biden is like at the white house and he's top tier advisor but he's basically advising his dad like you know you can't give in you cannot drop out and you're like yeah because like you know his business is is access to the president and you know what that is it's also like a reverse uh action movie he's like basically he was he they're kind of like normally the guy's like i'm getting too old for this shit biden's there like in a rocking chair being like i'm not getting too old for this shit yeah exactly

it's a reverse action movie basically but uh they're just they want to keep their influence they're like influence peddlers and who wants to give again you see it in every dictatorship ever not saying that that's what this is but like who wants to give up that power and what you just go back to being like a lot of things fall apart because a lot of things hinge on these contracts. You know what I mean? You could be a guy that, you know, you're just like, I just got this big construction contract

coming up through some bullshit that they're hawking and I'm about to clean 20 million. Like I need this to happen. Or imagine you're one of the chumps who bought Hunter Biden's artwork for fucking 500,000 to a million dollars a pop for his fucking finger paintings. And the reason why

you buy them is because you're like hey i'm doing you a solid here man and i'm gonna cash this in at some point right now you've got yeah now you've got a finger painting by like george bush's nephew also it's crazy like that because if they admit they go so we're kind of like all just admitting they're like okay so joe biden's like mentally not there but he's still the president i've thought that a lot because people are always like i thought your doctor or like dude imagine your car mechanic is like hey so you bring your car in and they're like yeah this guy's like fucking cooked you go can we get someone else to work on the car then if he's not capable you go no like we have him for another four months yeah he has to work on your car and you're like i prefer not no i mean it really is like you

working at like a hedge fund and then you go in and then they're like you apply for a promotion there's like there's no way this guy's to fit for working here and you're like well he does work here yeah and he's working on my thing he does currently he does currently work here and he's locked in for another like whatever four months you're like but is can he do it it doesn't matter he's here i said yeah because everyone's like this guy can't be the president you're like but is can he do it it doesn't matter he's here i said everyone's like this guy can't be the president you're like well he is right now i know that's always a funny one yeah okay what about this danny uh this is a parody song that you i'm gonna give this idea to you yeah so it's you have to make a music video okay okay so it's a video called panic at the white

house yeah and then you the lyrics so you can sing it however you want. But Joe chimes. It's called. So your band's called Panic at the White House. Panic at the White House. And you go, Joe chimes in with a sentence you never heard of. What's the song? Being so goddamn old.

Oh, okay. Joe chimes in with the haven't you people ever heard of. I'm going to have to get the lip ring. You get the lip ring. I'm going to have to get lip ring You get the lip ring So this is Danny's new band Panic at the White House Are you interested in that I'm good I think it's funny if you do it

Maybe I get a lot of mascara You wear all the mascara and you call the band Panic at the White House Apparently they're not panicking That's the whole thing I told you I was watching CNN last night Just to house apparently they're not panicking that's the whole thing is like i told you i was watching cnn last night just see what they're saying and all of cnn right now is like he's not fit they're bringing now they're starting to bring in all these like people governors and they're like he needs to step down like he's he's you know it's not good for the party the party's gonna lose we have a better chance if i guess they're saying it would be

like kamala harris though which i don't think they would have a better chance oh god they're doing the uh what was that movie with jonah hill and leonardo dicaprio wolf of wall street i'm not leaving i'm not leaving yeah yeah but they're kind of that's how they're like acting is they're like we'll have a better chance but the problem is she's done so little like it's not like she was you know forefront for the whole time and you go yeah that seems like she could do a good job you're like you haven't heard from her in three and a half years yeah like you see her like once every six months now you're seeing her a little more but she has been around like well the video we have a funny video of her there's been a couple funny videos but like now they're i guess trotting her

out to maybe get the temperature of like what people think of if she's electable or you know what it's funny i didn't even put that together man i'm so like prone to be psyopt i guess because like legitimately i have seen like 20 videos in a row of her and it didn't even cross my mind that's the obvious thing that's happening they're getting her out in the mix to see what the public yeah i mean that's the only thing i could think even cross my mind they weren't even letting her cut ribbons like at least let her cut some ribbons and stuff fucking a new dam or some shit they're like you don't see her at all yeah they got and then now all of a sudden they're like i guess we gotta because i don't know if this is true but i saw because she's from california and i saw and i don't know if this is true so california harris

if i'm wrong but i guess you can't have like two candidates from the same state so because everybody's like gavin newsom or whatever but i guess technically she would have to be the candidate and so they couldn't run gavin newsom because uh unless she won't run i guess i don't know the but anyways so but that's what it sounds like is they're like if it's not him it's her i'm like i don't but now he says he's not going well i felt like his family and you know obama and all those people that are like trust me the guy's the man or whatever yeah and i have a couple articles but it kind of reminds me of like a guy that's like backing up his friends to his chick and you're like you know

he's like a you know this guy's a piece of shit but you're like he's the fucking man and then he comes to like the wedding and he just like does coke all night and cause this scene and then afterwards you'd be like okay obviously he's not the best yeah i mean we're friends you know we've been friends forever yeah yeah yeah but before that you're kind of like i'm telling you he's the goat like you should be like i don't want you to hang out with him you're like he's the best right like blah blah and then after it's like okay obviously he's not the best but who knows? Maybe he does without that Supreme Court ruling the other day. Because they just pushed the... Trump was supposed to be sentenced in a week from today.

I know. And now it's not. It's got pushed to September because of that Supreme Court ruling. People weren't happy about that. Well, they're not happy about it because it essentially just gives the president powers of a king. But then I guess technically Biden has those powers now. Exactly. So maybe he could go do some fucked up shit well i think the fucked up shit that he should do is start

releasing if they're if they're serious about keeping him going they should be have him up at 4 a.m yeah doing like the rock style workout videos being like no days off you know i always got to get it in like you know what i mean You could be the body that you want to be. Plastic surgery, full on. I mean, they made him orange. They literally gave him the fucking Trump spray tan. That's so funny. Because he looked so shitty in that debate. And they go, how do we make him look a little more youthful?

And they're like, yeah, the thing that Trump's been doing for 20 years. It is funny that the orange was off the table for him before. Because they were probably like, this is a good solution. You give them the orange. But they can't. You can't give them the orange was off the table for him before because like they were probably like this is a good solution you give them the orange yeah but they can't we go that'll be right you can't give him the orange and now the dude they're like so fucking short on ideas where they're like we gotta make them orange i'm telling you man he comes out the next debate he's got like the full lips and everything you know just filler lips he's got filler in the lips he's got like the full like cheek fill you know face masher it

looks like he just got scared by a ghost just the whole deal he comes out and he's just like no days off he's doing just every trick in the book right you're throwing it at the wall see what works i guess the funny thing too is they like after the debate everybody's like oh he looked like shit and then a couple like obama came out and you're like yeah you know i had bad debates too like it's just it was just like they're trying to that's what i said that's what everyone's saying he stepped down it was like well why would obama and all these people be bending over backwards to be like he's the guy because obama's currently the president that's why no but i'm saying if the guy was stepping down was my point oh yeah oh yeah but i'm saying obama's saying like hey he's fine he just had a

bad debate but that's my point is he wouldn't be doing that they're not just like acting on their own accord they're a fucking unit but But then now they're trying to... The story that they're trying to spin or whatever. He was traveling so much. He's been traveling all over the world. He's just tired. You just caught him when he was tired. This is the biggest debate for him.

Yeah, take a day off then. Yeah, maybe just take one day off so you're rested. Exactly. So obviously that was bullshit. Everyone could see it. I mean, nobody believes that. But you know what? Some Democrat people were kind of like, oh, that was bad.

And then some people just need some slop served to them. And they go, mm, good slop. That was good slop. Oh, yummy. People are waiting for the slop to get served. So they go, hey, you ever travel before? Think how tired you are when you traveled. He was just traveling a lot.

And they're like, okay, that tastes good. I mean, impossible. Oh, lots of travel. Yummy. I'm tired.

That's good. Four more years. That tastes nice. Basically, he's just tired. Okay, well, at some point, that doesn't get to be an excuse

for the president you're like you're not fucking some like work at some company you're not an accountant where you go ahead and really burn in the midnight everyone said if this was like a ceo press conference the stock would have dropped 50 i mean it did if you were watching the betting markets or whatever like yeah exactly he did tank in the betting markets. It dropped like 15 cents or something. I'm telling you, he's got to go for the eyelashes. Actually, you know what's funny? Maybe this is why it's on my mind, but I always see these videos of the girls

with the face and the eyelash and stuff like that. Yeah. And the full look. They're probably girls that are like 30, but they're real souped up with all the stuff. And I look at every comment and it's like you look like a man this and that and i'm like i literally thought that was hot i'm the slop with the hey with girls putting fake stuff on like girls who get the lips and everything i'm the guy eating the slop with that i mean

obviously some guys like i mean surely no some guys like it they wouldn't do it if no guys liked it well i guess you're it is wouldn't do it If no guys liked it Well I guess It is like somewhat Sexual or something Yeah for sure It's all the sexual It's like bigger lips

And all that It does it for me man I mean it's generally All just It works on the kid Youthfulness I guess I sort of hate That I'm that guy though

I wish I wasn't Wasn't fooled By the hijinks Well I mean Most ladies now Are doing some of this stuff So I like it when they go all out.

I want it to look like a book. See, the worst part is you... Johnny, you like it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there you go. I'm not a huge fan. I mean, again, to a point, you're like, if you're 50,

and you're like, hey, this will legitimately make me look younger, but the problem is, it's like a girl who's 28 and does this, you look older. I don't think I like it on the 25-year-olds. I think you've got to be over 30. Yeah, but it starts making you look older because I don't think I like it on the 25-year-olds. I think you got to be over 30. Yeah, but it starts making you look older because you can just go, well, this is something old people do.

That's exactly true. Yeah. And you look old. You go, I don't know what your age is now. I probably dated three girls in a row with the lips. Yeah. It's pretty common now, though. It's nuts.

They got fucking needles in their lips. Like once a month. So, okay. These are the couple articles. The CNN said, Biden's family, we already talked about this in the intro, but Biden's family encourages him

to stay in the race to discuss whether top advisors should be fired. And that was obviously the funniest one to me, just being like, someone did something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why didn't they inject him with more fucking Adrenacol?

Can you imagine being the aide that just got fired? No, the aide's like looking around being like, what? You know how bad it would have been if it was not for me? You fucked up, okay? I mean, that's the classic. Just like, heads are going to roll. It's not going to be Biden's head.

I mean, his head might fall off his body at some point. He's that old. This isn't really coming from the publications, by the way. This is them like quoting the people. Yeah, they're inside sources. This is like theiden camp being like listen we're as mad at anyone as anyone who ever did this the new york times said president biden's family is urging him to stay in the race and keep fighting despite last week's disastrous performance even as some members of his clan privately they wouldn't have said clan before now some member of his clan privately

expressed exasperation about how he was prepared for the event by his staff people close to the situation said so they're sort of he was prepared though like from all well they're big the big one that did make sense i mean again it doesn't matter this was the guy could barely speak but uh one of the things that they said was they gave him like a number heavy answers to do yeah and they should have been like stay away from remembering anything okay but yeah that's great all well and good but he's the president of the united states he has arguably the hardest job in the world that's what everybody says you're like yeah i mean i don't think that's like an excuse it's not a good excuse to say we should we told him

we should have hired someone who'd keep him away from having to remember any yeah i mean i don't think that's like an excuse it's not a good excuse to say we should we told him we should have hired someone who'd keep him away from having to remember any number i mean i don't know what he would have said otherwise like he was trying to be like because trump was the funny thing was where'd you watch it by the way i watched were you in hawaii i was in hawaii i was literally like where i was i watched it on twitter actually someone was like just watch the live live streaming and i was like listening in the car or whatever but like they'd ask trump a question and he would never answer the question trump had the stuff he wanted to talk they'd be like so what about like the space program trump's like the wall is such a disaster the border and they go and they would keep just like and then because they had like

the three minutes and then they would go ask by and then you go back to trump and he goes yeah so we were talking about the uh space he goes the wall like he would just yeah he just had the things we did that part kind of a recap yeah he just that's he talked about what he wanted to talk about and people go well it was a bad debate and he's like well the rules of this debate were such that i guess that's what i said it was like what are you gonna do though if they've asked you something about it before and then they give you your time you're like well i'm gonna respond to that yeah exactly so news but biden wouldn't have done a better job if he had like no things to talk about like you know they're saying it was number heavy yeah but that's the stuff he was like yeah you're trying to be

like here are the things we've done here are the metrics that we use to quantify yeah and whoever said that should be fired is i think what they're getting at you're out patel or sing or whatever yeah whoever did that not gonna not gonna work here anymore newsweek probably had my favorite they said several undecided latino voters say debate shifted them towards biden and this is why it's even funnier is originally they changed the name and said uh undecided vote undecided latino voters debate say the debate shifted them over to biden but then they changed the headline after everyone so what happened was they found like four guys yeah they were running a stream there was like four latino guys that were running like some stream in latino that were allegedly undecided that said afterwards their debate and they're like we found a guy a guy well this guy

this guy liked biden diego diego like i mean what a funny article it is crazy to be undecided and watch that because the thing is trump gave you exactly what you thought you were gonna get there were no curveballs that's what i said yeah so why would you be like i'm undecided you go to well trump was trump you the only what were you undecided by yeah what switched you over the answer is they weren't undecided they weren't undecided by? Yeah. What switched you over? The answer is they weren't undecided. They weren't undecided. Yeah, they were just Biden. I mean, I saw Frank, this guy Frank Luntz, who's like this really famous pollster.

That's like all he does is just a pollster. And he did some, he had like a giant Zoom meeting. And essentially everyone was like, yeah, that was bad for Biden. Yeah. A lot of you saw, speaking of them trying to get kamala out there and it did actually uh girl we in the streets if you don't talk like that have you seen the video uh where they did uh because she says the same thing in every speech and she goes oh you want to move forward yeah unburdened by the past. And there was a super cut.

And I think it was like 75 times she said that. She goes, move to the future and be unburdened by the past. And literally, she had said it so many times in this video that I was like, that's crazy. And it was like a third of the way down the video. I was like, whoa, that's something else. That's her bit. But this one was something else, really. I'll play this. You know what what it is she has a warehouse full of merch with that on it unburdened gotta move merch unbur move to the future i don't remember the exact quote move to the future

and be unburdened by the past she it's like she's doing like she's like a comedian she goes and does the same act every every night yeah yeah she's a dynamite or some shit but it is that's her dino killer bees but i all better save up i don't think she's dropping it like she's saying it's a catchphrase though i think she's slipping it in like it wasn't a catchphrase i mean surely for someone in that profile you have to know that people are going to start kind of connecting the dots here and be like, you say this every time. I guess not. I mean, I think one of the things that happened is so many of the speeches she's doing are like,

you know, she's doing the, you know, they're opening up a used car dealership in Delaware. They got her out on the fringes, right? But you think she has her own speech. It's kind of like when a comedian's like, ah, this joke kind of sucks like whatever i'm gonna say it in ohio but i might not be doing this at the comedy cellar i think she was saying all that but they are still recording all these things and putting them out but i think so

little people were watching it she was like well i can't waste the material by just doing material she goes it kills every time she goes i'm not retiring that bit just because i did it at the delaware daycare center opening that's true i mean you think she has a speech writer though like on delaware no tell her greek say i'm in delaware uh but she has a speech writer she has someone who can crank out this stuff for her like she doesn't have to do it she has a teleprompter maybe the speech writer realized she's so uh out of it like you know what i mean she's so obsessed with uh how she looks and trying to seem cool and stuff like that she's like i out of it like you know what i mean she's so obsessed with uh how she looks and trying to seem cool and stuff like that she's like i can give this bitch the same speech and

she won't notice sure or she's like he's cheating like he's like doesn't put it in like this is a joke no she just keeps saying it regardless that's funny too after the biden debate and they're like biden will never do a press conference without or anything without a teleprompter again that was the big like people were like oh you should have never given him something to do without a teleprompter and then he had like a teleprompter two days later and he keeps reading the notes like the notes to himself he's like literally ron burgundy like he says something and then he goes say it again for emphasis oh fuck well i don't think they're floating kamala there's been that successful either this is what this is this is a video so this is uh i don't think they're floating Kamala out there. It's been not successful either.

This is a video. So this is... I don't know if this is actually new, though. It's pretty new, yeah. The Comedy Central one? Okay. With the Taraji P. Henson. I don't know who this girl is, but... Taraji P. Henson?

Who's that? I don't know. I know her. I mean, I know her name. I don't know what she's from. She's an American actress from maybe one of those BET shows. This thing's hard to watch, though. No, no, Taraji.

Now, you know I wouldn't do that, especially not to a fellow bison. The real H.U., you know. So what's on your mind? Madam VP Harris, I'm worried about the election. Women's reproductive rights are on the line. Our Supreme Court is on the line. Our basic freedoms are being tested, Madam VP. I know you've been traveling across the country.

What are you hearing? Oh, this is at the BET Awards. Hey, girls, I'm out here in these streets. And let me tell you, you're right, Taraji. There is so much at stake in this moment. The majority of us believe in freedom and equality but these extremists as they say they're not like us they're not there's a something else it's crazy too because we out here in these streets that was she did like you're the opposite of out here on these streets

you also like incarcerated so many people for fucking weed in california literally the opposite of out here on the street but also like they probably did 20 takes and that was the best take yeah but i think she's pretty stiff there the codes yeah they definitely did a few takes of that that wasn't a one take no this is tough i don't know why the bt awards like agrees to that i guess they they want Trump to lose or whatever. I guess the writers of that or whatever. But that's a real piece of work right there. But it is funny.

She always gets hit for the code switching. But it's like, you know for a fact she doesn't speak like that. Hell no. She definitely does not speak like that. Girl! We're out here in the streets. You know what they say. He not like us

Hold on let me just get a bowl of chitlins I'm hungry You're eating chitlins What does that mean People that are half black aren't black enough That is what that means Something else And again I've said this

But I get the code switching When I go to Canada I turn up a little You get a campfire around me oh yeah you walk into like a beer store in northern ontario you're a different guy oh can i just get a pack of 50 yes can you get a 2-4 or 50 you ever seen a you ever seen a gay guy code switch uh no well like uh you never so like like go down normal to gay or normal to gay or gay to normal like they do do it well it's funny i was saying it's funny because when you see gay guys being like oh you know what it is and then they're like all right so what do you want to do you're like oh so that's optional yeah yeah and i was saying it kind of feels like a gay

guy coming out of a trance like he's like yeah because they show up to work like you know the day before they're like oh my god and then they get to work and they're like so uh the tbs report like who i don't know what just happened back there like it was you were cursed by a gypsy to be gay and then you come out and you're like what the fuck you gotta come on you like that's what she she's doing that i i can't imagine for the bt awards i can't imagine that this works on a bunch of black guys. I can't imagine black guys would be like, oh, shit, I didn't realize. Oh, she's from the streets, huh? Shit.

Still not voting, but shit. Oh, hell no. I didn't realize she was from the streets. If they think Drake's not black enough like i don't think this is gonna cut it correct yeah yeah if drake didn't cut it then by the way she's like they not like us it's like you're also half black yeah and probably like drake drake's at least a rapper you're a politician yeah who incarcerated black people like a impressive clip saying the drake quote it's like you're you're less quote unquote

black than drake you guys are rapper i mean yeah i mean even on genetically it's equal girlfriend get ready for an election we industry she just came out that's cringe she started her speech she was like started her speech she was like she that will be all yep well

oh hell no they mix up Joe's speech and Kamala's speech and Joe comes out here like oh hell no

oh uh I think that uh girls they accidentally put hers on. What? In the streets.

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and rapper BG's Future Songs. So bg is just the name not bg future i thought it was the rapper future for a second just the article is the word future i fucked up okay i'm not like them i don't know i'm not like them i mean i don't know anything about this guy i am black like kamala right future uh rapper b. But it was just this one headline that I'm just going to say. But he basically got out of jail and he was there for 10 years and he's like a rapper. And then they essentially, as part of his conditions of release, anytime he wants to release a rap song, he has to send it to the government and they have to approve it. Oh, really?

Yeah. Dude, it reminds me in Canada, they give you the grants, but you have to get the government approved. And the government wasn't happy. And I'd be on a group call with all these old people. I've told you about it. Does he have to send it to his parole officer? What is specifically like...

I think there's a department. Glorify your previous crimes and stuff. Probably something like that. You probably can't talk about... Crimes. But more so, you can't agitate future crimes, right? You probably can't be like, I'm going to come kill this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is, I guess... Well, maybe any of this stuff you're like whatever but the problem with it is who's in charge of it i would guess it's just a parole officer probably you think the i don't think there's a department of like there is in canada yeah there is in canada but i'm saying for him i admit like i don't think there's like a department of like you know uh released hip-hop artists or whatever i think you're wrong about that because i don't know what i think it would just count as like you know condition of your parole as like uttering threats or something you're right i don't know i don't know that would

be my guess it would just be but i'm somewhere like some potentially like 65 year old like white corrections officer you know i only say that because i know it's scrawly like scrawly has all this stuff where like if he wants to do certain shit, he always has to just run it by his parole officer. Right, right, right. But it is hilarious having some 65-year-old dude has to go through your rap lyrics. You probably don't even understand them. Yeah, probably.

He goes, just say the N-word a lot. Maybe give him a black one. He comes in and he'd be like, honestly, I'd like to hear the N-word a little more. Call them that again. Hey, throw one in there for me, huh? Because he is that. Yeah, because instead of calling him N-word so many times, what about something else?

What about like a jive turkey or something? You're referring to, you know, this part where you called your ops the N-word? I'd like to see a hard R in there. Coolest P.O. ever. The French feminists have been added again you saw this one right the mopping what were they protesting this time was it global warming or just general feminism some sort of feminism thing and they go yeah you want us to mop topless is that your utopia well how about this how about we get the hottest ones of us to mop topless you like that is that what it was it was just like it was kind of like an ironic like this is what you want us

i think so so basically obviously we can't show the video because they're i couldn't find a blurred one but basically a bunch of topless women were mopping up like the french parliament anti-fascism protest so they're probably okay protesting fascism yeah wouldn't so they're saying like this is what fascists want us topless yeah literally fascist oh no you know what it is so sorry i do know what this is so they had an election on uh sunday night in in france so their prime minister macron stepped down and then their far right party they have like basically two different elections like basically one election and there's like a runoff election or something like this, which is coming up this Sunday Marie Le Pen who is the leader of like the far right like we're deporting all the migrants like far-right

Essentially and her dad was like a far-right leader in France very like controversial guy. She won the first round Yeah, right far-right leader in France, very controversial guy. She won the first round. And so there were huge protests by all the people on the left who were like, we're about to have a far-right government unless they can do something on this. They have a week to basically right the ship. So this was their protest.

And they're sort of saying, you don't need this right wing guy. Look, we'll mop. No, no, no. This is what your future is going to be. Okay, I got it now. Pretty sick. Pretty sick future.

Just fucking topless chicks mopping. I don't know how, like, you know what it is? I was thinking. Friends are insane. In like guy friend groups, it's like, or just like not even friend groups, like work settings or whatever. It's always like a little more obvious, like what the hierarchy is. You know what I mean?

Yeah. In business partnerships whatever but in girls girls always have like one silent friend that like low key runs everything that they're all afraid of you know what I mean? they always have one queen bee and you're not really sure who it is like there's a group of friends and they're all just like

where do you guys want to eat? and they're all like really afraid of like this one girl like you don't know what she's doing and if that girl's like we're all feminist now and you're like that girl is like the meanest person in the world which by the way i watched the ellen uh the documentary on ellen on the the vice one uh yeah and kurt always calls it mean gate yeah and it was always it is the funniest thing to be like she got canceled for being mean right and they have to do a whole thing like because they write they do the whole narrative right and then they have the way that they do it is like and then people found out

that she was mean and at first you're like it is kind of hilarious to be like you know cancel for being mean but then they cut to her like in a month before and she's getting an award for like nicest person like that's how it always gets it really was like she was like she was doing it to her like her whole obviously everyone knows her whole brand was being nice yeah but she was like she was like she was doing it to her like her whole obviously everyone knows her whole brand was being nice yeah but she was like you know accepting awards for how nice she was and stuff like that it is just so that's i mean that's why like rappers don't get me too they just get arrested like two of them get arrested for actual sex trafficking yeah and the rest of them get total passes for everything because they're like yeah we we never say we're not this yeah i said i'm pimping all my yeah i said i'm pimping all my songs or whatever and i'm like i'm not literally a sex

trafficker but i do some fucking wild shit but you know i never pretended like i'm some good guy the allen one's so funny though because it's just like they had all the talking heads talking about it right and they were like a lot of them were like you know and the guy killed himself and stuff like this but this one they talked about it with like the same gravity and the same music but it's like and then turns out she wasn't nice at all she ended up just being an irregular old boss huh i thought i was coming to work for someone cool we were gonna be dancing all the time She made me write stuff and file stuff away and get stuff for her. Some of the things you're watching,

it really is not a big deal. One of the things, but you're like, if your brand is like, I'm the most nicest, compassionate person in the world, someone would be like, they were a writer on the show and they wanted to take a month off. They didn't even say the amount of time.

They wanted to take a big leave for mental health. Sure. And then when they came back from their leave, Ellen had replaced their job as a writer it was like that was like evidence of how normal it's like you have literally like one of the top of the top jobs probably getting paid like 10 000 bucks a day yeah and then you're like i'm just gonna skedaddle for a couple months and you come back and they replaced you and it was like that's how that's how mean she was and it's like again this is a job where you're like you're only working 30 weeks a year like that's on top of four months off or like more but yeah on top but it was one

of those things where the so it's not a big deal to me but yes if you were parading around being like there is no one nice as me and for example she had all these things where you know she was like i'm gonna do the nicest thing in the world and i'm gonna like uh turn this kid into justin bieber and then she was like she would basically come and be like do this do this do this and then the guy like didn't watch some documentary and he called and yelled at her mother and was like i'm not we fuck fuck you and blah blah and you're done you'll never work in this business again kind of thing this is what you know i'm i'm like i'm just kind of like extra paraphrasing extrapolating but like that that was the gist of it where they were saying she was going on these tours talking about how nice she was. But then behind closed doors, she's yelling and screaming.

People's hair is blowing out back of the window. Which obviously she was a hard ass that's an overachiever. For sure. And again, when you're in her position, the pressure is not on her fucking third writer to deliver. The pressure is not on her fucking third writer to deliver the pressure's on her like if her show bombs she can't be like oh well you know the third writer like really fucking was went on fucked off i know exactly that's why it was bad they're like no it's like you're the face of this thing they also have a lot of funny things too and in this one it's like in this one

specifically because they they have to build the narrative but the narrative is very much like you know and she was like breaking ground with this show no one had ever seen anything like and you're like girl seinfeld that was the idea was girl seinfeld you're like the only ground breaking part was pitch it was girl seinfeld yeah the only groundbreaking part was that she was gay no but she came out gay after eight seasons and it was funny because they had some of the same arguments as before where some people didn't like the show and they were kind of like people are too homophobic but it was like yeah but also it's like her like if you were watching seinfeld which is about him dating and all this sort of stuff and then all of a sudden seinfeld turned gay and he was going on dates with guys you're like well it

is just a different show now yeah so it's like it is hard to catch the magic in a bottle of a show and if you just change the entire thing to a different show it's like it doesn't always hit yeah and you have also eight seasons but you also have a different audience too right you're like so i guess obviously you're like i can see why that didn't hit with people might not be homophobic to be like you made the number one character like in a completely different thing in the completely different show now and just like whatever it is funny though like in hindsight where like that was because i do remember that i remember specifically i think i was like in eighth grade and you remember jacking off and you go no but it was like this big bombshell where everybody's like ellen's gay and then but

you're like yeah obviously yeah we kind of knew that but you're like this big bombshell where everybody's like, Ellen's gay. But you're like, yeah, obviously she's gay. Yeah, we kind of knew that. But obviously she was gay. No, but I guess the bombshell was they're going to make all the episodes about it. Yeah, but the fact that she's gay. But I think even the bombshell was that she is in personal life gay. And then you look back and you're like, yeah, she obviously was. But at the time, people were like, what? Well, that was you at your wedding when you came up when they said, do you have any words

for the bride? And you were supposed to read your things. You go, how about that, mom? What do you have to say now about who's gay? Who's the gay one now, mother? That was Danny's speech. Exhibit A. Exhibit A. Who's the gay one now now come talk to me tomorrow after the wedding

let's see who's gay mother mother i do a spin down though you're like you do have to get the bride you go oh mother is this frencher the french are fucking incredible what a protest i don't like do you think left-wing chicks who are like undecided or maybe like people who don't vote or go yeah definitely gotta go vote for i don't think he's making much of a dent in anything yeah i don't know i think it's just a social club right now yeah it is impressive though i will say that how the french feminists are all kind of hot they all have armpit hair but they're like these ones are not fat you're right yeah whereas like you see that here and you'd be like it literally looks like the fucking sumo wrestlers we saw a few weeks ago.

Like, I mean, if they were doing them now, they'd be mobbing the floor and they'd have to come and bring in cement to refill in the footprints. Yeah. It's doing more damage than you're looking at. It'd be like carved out.

Yeah. Do you know what else was just on the topic of rappers? One thing that always makes me laugh is, um, and I was kind of noticing when we're here, why, but it's like, because, okay. So, you know what else was just on the topic of rappers one thing that always makes me laugh is um and i was kind of noticing when we're here why but it's like because okay so you know in the 70s uh like you know rock and roll was kind of the predominant music right kind of you know the led zeppelins and that became like that was like the music where like a very pivotal moment for like american music right and then so all those people kind of grew old and they became kind of like the bikers and but everyone sort of looks at that guy like oh that's

an old guy you know a guy wearing like a led zeppelin shirt sure yeah rap music kind of had the same thing where all the you know rap music was like the famous music and that was like the big reaction and then all those guys now are like 50 a lot of them right yeah and they but they haven't accepted that they're the old guy in the biker jacket at the legion hall like the old heads i feel like black old heads you know wearing the jumpsuits and all this stuff kind of like guys that would dress like you know yeah but they don't look as ridiculous like there is a thing where like a 65 year old black man i don't think a biker looks ridiculous i well maybe not ridiculous but what i'm saying but like yeah there's something about

like if if there's like some dude who's like you know like dj vlad or something that guy and you're like if he dresses like a 65 year old in a full suit you're like he looks ridiculous yeah but if he had a led zeppelin shirt on i guess just the shirt and like uh you know ripped jeans he doesn't look that crazy yeah but i guess that's more common because young people will wear that but like there is something where it's like a 65 but it seems like an old guy outfit when you see a guy with the harley davidson gear whatever you like oh that's an older guy yeah that's the only guy yeah and then harley davidson shirt but i just think it's it's like uh it hasn't been like accepted yet that like that's the same thing

that's the same thing that's true that's They can pull it off a little better, though. I'll give you that, but that also might be because it's newer. Yeah, maybe. You know what I mean? It hasn't quite set in yet, but I get your point where black guys

look a little younger into their 50s. The thing is, they pull it off. I do think they look ridiculous, but they're like, in their whatever circle, they pull it off,

whereas I think... I think if you're like a 15-year-old black guy, maybe they do see like a R. ari spears type and they're like that's an old guy that's an old guy yeah for sure but you're right i i don't really know we're kind of in between full jumpsuit matching backwards hat this is a question for 20 year olds we're the in between right now but it is an interesting thing that it is sort of like the same thing sort of happened the other way i guess the question would be like what is a 65 year old wearing like a sheisty mask look like is that a little ridiculous you go what i think you look homeless i guess yeah that's true i think that's exactly what you look like

i will say a little quick not recommendation or not recommend recommendation or not recommendation i'm not saying either it's down the middle i saw the movie bike riders worst name for a movie of all time but uh looked pretty good bike riders it's uh tom hardy the guy who played elvis the bike rider yes and i thought it was going to be a really good movie it was really looked up my alley however it was a little bit like a biker movie that was it was kind of like an action movie for guys for girls i thought it was going to be more of that but it was kind of it was like a documentary in the main character nothing really happens so kind of uh there's i felt like it was like really cool like the imagery is really cool it's all the bikes but after 40 minutes you're kind of like what what is this what's going on nothing nothing's really happening then the main character kind of souped up like he was gonna be like a big deal and then he just kind of like

he takes off when going gets tough and you're kind of like it was like it felt to me like i was watching like episode one and one and one and one and a half of like a series right and then it just ends that's how i felt okay and it was also like all the bikers are like really good looking and all this sort of stuff and it was a little the way it shook down was kind of like the ending maybe girls would want as opposed to guys so i just felt like a little bit it was like a movie that was like four guys four girls didn't love it didn't didn't love it didn't hate it not gonna watch i wouldn't say don't watch it i'm not saying don't watch it didn't love it didn't hate it okay i think the reason that the only negative part if

i just walked into this cold i'd be like that was pretty cool i think the way it was pitched it was like oh sick oh okay like when i saw the trailer you're like oh the trailer makes me look and then the trailer had all the badass parts, and that was it. Yeah, you can only take a movie so far on just having like badass imagery and fights and stuff like that. Okay.

It was still cool. It was like, yeah, but I just didn't, it didn't blow me away the way that I was expecting. I was expecting to walk out of there being like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, this is the first time. I'm joining a bike gang. I'm a biker now. This is the first I've heard of it.

Okay. This is, tell me what you think of this. 15 simple but surprising romantic ideas men go crazy for. Oh, just 15? Yes. So we'll go through some and you can tell me and I can tell you whether this is something you'd go fucking crazy for. know what i was also thinking whenever uh you're dating a girl girls love lists so much that whenever they give you things they're mad about they always have to

give you in a list so they're like you know there's some things that i've been meaning to say that i'm not happy about yeah and always there's a big drop off after from one to two yeah once well it's a good negotiating tactic i think that's where they go because they go here's 10 things i'm mad about but i'm cool if you just address number one right and number one's just like the main one and i think it's it also softens the can't be like they don't have to take accountability for the one thing there's like there's this collection of things but it's always like the first ones you know i'm not happy that you skipped my mom's funeral right and then i'm also not happy that you left the microwave open like there's always

an enormous drop off you know look okay fine i'll close the microwave you know i mean yeah number one is you you wouldn't come with me on my trip and i had to go alone and you canceled on me night for the last minute number two is you put the mail on the freezer where i couldn't reach it i mean that's something uh i guess take from that kind of a smart strategy i think it might be like you're like i don't know you have a bunch of stuff okay fine i'll go on the trip with you next time no no you go fine i'll stop doing the counter oh yeah yeah or or it's like one can't be fixed but then here's nine things that are actually actionable and then you get all that's another one yeah but there she's like i you didn't address all that stuff you go i closed the microwave but that's 50 of the things so these are these are just funny because it's like a girl writing stuff guys go crazy for that

they definitely would not go crazy nothing yeah this is just how little women know about men they start off kind of strong they go create a coupon book write things out which you know that's a girl trying to get danny's heart for sure you would go crazy that's you in bed she walks in 15 off arby's this is two for one two two can dine for 9.99 now i'm gonna have sex i'm already done i'm already done it's funny because chicks are like oh men go crazy for this but you're like if you go if a guy reads this it goes oh i know chicks loveons. You got the other way around. Yeah, try that. Try giving your chick a fucking list of a bunch of coupons. But

they actually weren't talking about those kind of coupons. They say, write out things you're happy to give to your spouse and put them in an envelope, notebook, or small box. They can redeem them for when they wish for later. This is literally what a five-year-old gives their dad for their birthday. You go, one coupon for a car wash. Good for one car wash. Not valid for their birthday. You go, one coupon for a car wash.

Good for one car wash. Not valid on the weekends. You go, you can only really wash it on the weekends. So it's not valid on the weekends. You know what would be okay if they give you a coupon for an hour of silence? Imagine that. You should fucking ding. Yeah, yeah.

Hour of silence coupon. I'd be like, fucking catch me if you can. Reprinting tons of those. She goes, you're like, I've turned in yours. I got a fucking box. Danny turns into the Federal Reserve. No, I've turned into the greatest counterfeiter on earth. She goes, I gave you two of these.

You've given me 10 back. You go, I don't know. You see Danny's just in his study with the jeweler's loop, looking at fucking counterfeit coupons. I can't remember what the movie was, but there's a Willem Dafoe, this movie from the 90s where he's this crazy counterfeiter in LA. And he's like- Sounds like a good movie.

It was a good movie. And he's like in this room and he's got like $100 bills. Hanging up. All hanging up. That's me with the coupons. For silence, for an hour of silence. I'm just fucking- If you can find the flaw in the notary.

Yeah. I don't know. I guess I don't know. So that's number one. Yeah. I don't know if you had any funny ones but i wrote down a few of my favorite uh number three is read to them put on the outfit that turns them on and it doesn't matter what you read provocative literature or a technical manual the words and the voice will

provide a lure none of these are just leave them alone a technical here's here's a coupon for you to go play video games for three hours without me bothering you they don't think of that here's here's a coupon for you can just watch the game without me bugging you for something well that's not what she's doing also number two is get in the shower with them go surprise them by getting in the shower with them which is like unless you have a giant shower it's like it sucks you're like you're like okay now i'm standing freezing in the cold right now i don't mind the shower bone though personally the shower bone but it's more it's not even no it's a low pressure bone yeah shower bone's always a low pressure bone i don't love the shower bone

uh but you're basically what happens is you put on an outfit that you like which is straight jacket with tape on the back she comes in and then she reads you extreme ownership by jocko willings 12 rules by jordan peterson yeah so technical manual is funny though you read him a technical manual okay number four is read the pages from their favorite romance novel from the guy that guy has a favorite from the guy's favorite romance novel and use your sexiest fm radio announcer voice a chick trying to do the fake radio voice he opened the door she was quivering but she's doing a guy's voice she's i guess what's a guy that is a guy's voice. I guess, yeah, that is a guy's voice. That is a guy's voice. Do your sexiest radio voice

and then read his favorite romance novel. Okay. You don't have a favorite... Oh, you don't have a favorite romance novel? No, you got me. I don't think I've ever read a romance novel. Surprise Picnic? What's Surprise Picnic?

That's one of the... Number nine, take them on a surprise picnic. I'm good on a surprise picnic. I don't want a surprise picnic like oh what's surprise picnic that's one of the number nine take them on a surprise picnic i'm good on a surprise i don't want a surprise picnic can we just go to and it says you can even do the picnic in your backyard well by number four they're already at things they want yeah it's all just read them read them i mean number 10 is the ultimate thing that no guys make a path with something like make a path of rose petals you're like that's things guys do for women a guy like i used to do a joke about it but it something like make a path of rose petals you're like that's things guys do for women a guy

like I used to do a joke about it but it's like if a chick makes a path for fucking rose petals you show up you go who the fuck's cleaning up all these rose petals like alright let's clean this shit up also you show up and you go has there been a guy here like who are you fucking what's going on here

although that would be okay if your chick with you did the path with quarters and you had no choice but to follow it. No, if it was food, though, because it says you could do candy gold coins. Candy gold coins. And then it says... You're walking in, you're like,

what the fuck? And then it just says to be waiting at the end of the path is their favorite cold beverage she's like one beer picking up all these coins and there's just like a room temperature beer waiting for you yeah this is the most awkward shit though i hope no girl takes this advice and is actually doing this and some guy has to walk home and pick up rose petals to the ends to a Coors Light. Thanks. Read to them in the announcer voice was just really doing it for me.

He opened the door. Okay, yeah, sit down. I've got something really sexy for you. She was looking into his eyes. What's the announcer voice? And he's off because he's... Oh, that's the announcer voice. Literally like, let's get ready to rum eyes. What's the announcer voice? And he's off because he's... Oh, that's the announcer voice.

Let's get ready to rumble. She looked into his eyes and she could just tell that he was the one. That's your girl. You're on the bed and she's doing that. I'm being sexy right now. I'm being sexy right now. You have to mute

the TV to just listen to this. And this is a reading of Fifty Shades of Grey for you. The man is walking into the house, and he just grabbed her, and she was loving it, and she didn't want to. Oh, at first she felt a bit reserved by it, but she basically settled into it and looked into his eyes, and she saw the future, ladies and gentlemen. You're like looking at your wife.

She's doing this in a sexy outfit. You get the favorite outfit that turns you on an umpire outfit. Write a love poem or poem on a piece of paper then cut it up into a puzzle like pieces. Oh my god. This is like, these are

like punishments. Like this is borderline like did I do something? This is a serial killer. Are you mad at me that I gotta do this right now? What did I do something this is a serial killer are you mad at me that i gotta do this right now what did i do she writes you a poem and then cuts it up into a piece and you have to go to scavenger hunt so you can finally put your fucking acrostic poem back together dan what about take a bus ride number 14 take a bus ride take a train or bus ride and then pretend to be strangers who meet for the first time no you have to do this you're like this is the ultimate every comic you're not allowed to

pick up women on the bus anymore i don't know if you know what's going on that's what you say literally have someone intervening on your behalf you go hey i'm danny and then some fucking pink haired fat chick walks over goes yo we're not fucking doing this and you go no we we're just trying to spice things up we actually know each other hey you leave her alone yeah you said no okay some dude in a dress on the fucking l train you're like she's like hey stop leave me alone and you're like no i want you to come back with me and someone just knocks you out of the spot just get pepper sprayed by some random chick yeah some chick just you're right or you're like dude you're like literally on fucking a tiktok that someone's talking like this creep wouldn't leave this woman alone this is what we have to deal with and you're like

fucking 10 million views on tiktok this piece of shit wouldn't leave this woman alone you're getting fired from yeah yeah just because someone's on the bus doesn't mean you can approach them okay she just has to take the bus he literally said he won't take no for an answer he said he was gonna make her his wife he said the things he's gonna do to her when she gets her home that is funny she doesn't you go you're like, oh, hey, what's up? My name's Ryan. And she goes, yeah, I'm just on my way to work.

And you're like, what are you doing? Hey, I'm just trying to listen to a podcast. Like, could you not really fucking be over here? Yeah, that's not going to work in today's day and age what is a fart walk this is uh now we're talking now we're talking a little something for me the new york post says that there is a big trend these days maryland smith the toronto toronto base from the six. Cookbook author and self-proclaimed queen of

fiber. So there's this girl that's married. Very fart related content. Claims a post meal fart walk could be a solution for your digestive issues. And she suggests that an hour after meal time, couples go for a fart walk together. Well, so there is a real thing. I don't get the

fart element of it, but there is a real thing there is a real thing i don't get the fart element of it but there is a real thing the japanese actually i can't remember what it's called but they have like uh it's called like a hundred steps or something or a thousand i think a thousand steps where like after a meal you like you go walking like it's like a i got the standing uh treadmill but specifically after you eat a meal and i do actually try and do this it's like it makes you feel better if you go eat especially if you a big meal, like just go walk for 10 minutes. Like you legitimately do feel better. I don't know about the farting part though. I don't get like,

would you just rip an ass with your birth? Like you could just go walk. It's like the point of this digestion thing, like in like, you know, even Dr. Mike, who we had on,

he's like, yeah, it's good to walk after a meal for digestion, but you don't have to just rip ass the whole time. I don't get that part, but yeah, I do actually do this. I go for walks after meals but like you're going on a fart walk i guess i am now i didn't know i was you go on a romantic fart walk after the thing

what is so gross man this is the thing where it's like the girls doing stuff the guys do like i don't know if a guy could get away with being like let me take my girl on a fart walk without everyone being like you're a pig yeah it's disgusting i mean the chick's like so what she goes i don't have to fart he goes you fart we're on a fart walk okay you're fucking embarrassing me right now okay we're doing a fart walk what the fuck you doing dude you know the mukbang videos on tiktok where there's all these like fat chicks and then basically um uh they just eat as much food as they can and the like we actually covered in our thing the feeder community like

in all the videos and the gains and stuff like that there's all there's kind of a few more i didn't uh take them specifically because we already talked about this but there's ones where it's like the guys are literally like yeah we're trying to kill them basically like they want you to eat so much that you die like they're like 4chan trolls no that's like what gets them off like dude it's kind of crazy there's this whole thing on what part gets them off though like them getting fatter or them or like knowing that you're slowly killing them i think both maybe like are you right i think it's guy to guy but i think they just want them to get so fat but it's like dude you literally have these girls doing mukbangs and there's a bunch of dudes like just like paying to kill them essentially

yeah it's almost like as if you would see in like a horror movie where you put a girl there and you're like forcing her to eat so much it's literally the gluttony in seven it's gluttony in seven and they've created they've essentially created the gluttony from seven situation on tiktok where they just pay these girls so much money to eat all this food so they die and then on top of that there's like a social component where they don't stop if they don't stop if they stop their audience yeah their audience is gonna yeah you're like we're here to watch you eat so like stop try and pivot from this and it's just one of those things where you kind of think about like back in the day even last growing up without the internet like you

would think of this would be like what people would make as like a dystopian thing yeah and sometimes you forget to be like we are there yeah where all these dystopian things are happening and they kind of just graze by yeah yeah we're like you have a bunch of women that have like their living is made off of uh people paying them to eat so much that they die that is yeah i mean i never thought about that way but yeah pretty uh it's like dystopian and they do die that's the thing too it's like we've i mean blair white did the thing where it's like yeah they they all die they all die yeah they don't all die but they are dying they mostly die yeah I mean eventually on a long enough time frame

they are dying for sure well we have a whole bunch more stuff to talk about patreon.com slash the boys cast which actually

has been growing so we appreciate everyone that's over there and if you haven't been over to the patreon yet we have two full episodes of me and Danny's

TV show bug man and I've been training for Miss New York I got a nice no we're doing guns I know but for 10k I've been training are Miss New York. I got a nice... No, we're doing guns. I know, but for 10K, I've been training.

Are you doing a 10K? No, for when we hit... What am I missing here? When we hit Boy Scouts 10K on Patreon. I mean, I got a dress and everything, man. So I'm going to wear the wife's wedding dress. We're going to both apply for Miss New York at 10K. Yep.

Also, one other thing is when people send me articles on patreon and the messages that's a big help and a lot of time we go through a lot of those articles that people send us um actually one thing i should mention is a lot of people from patreon sent this but i figured i'd talk about after but it was one of the funniest things i meant to mention earlier that that show uh amsterdam uh basically oh the with the racism like, yeah, yeah, that was like the, yeah, that was from that New Amsterdam. New Amsterdam has this show and people took this clip, but

the clip is the doctor saying the kid got a tumor from racism. And then people took it and put a laugh track behind it. Yeah, I saw that. And it was like, that is the peak where the doctor with a straight face goes, you got a tumor from racism. Yeah racism i imagine that would have been if i could guess the time of that 2020 the day after george that was like yeah that was

like that was the season after george floyd would have been in the summer season starts in september that would have been like some time yeah sometime late 2020 100 but what a good clip yes racism all right thank you everyone also uh last time i'll mention this my fellas university shirts at 100%. But what a good clip. He has racism. All right. Thank you, everyone. Also, last time I'll mention this, my fellas, University Shirts at RyanLungStore.com. All right. Peace, everybody. Later.