The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Bill Ackmans Guide To Gettin Pssy The Congressman Caught Gooning Epsteins Reading List

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date,  Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein's weird book list. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR:  Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - You are not your algorithm 00:51 - Intro 01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP 10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans 19:53 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 20:35 - Bill Ackman's dating tips 23:42 - Mystery 27:30 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST 30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation 42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones 44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer 51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page 55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas 59:10 - Ghislane's house 1:01:20 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:02:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:01 - Micropenis 1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba? 1:20:12 - Epstein's book list 1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts 1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry 1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes 1:49:00 - Wrap up  

Recently, Congressman Brad Sherman was seen on a plane browsing through women on his iPad, and the internet is having a field day because he took a small peek at the titties that were served to him by the algorithm, and what I would legally describe as entrapment. We stand with Brad and you are not your algorithm. Preach. Just because you took a glance at a nice set that came across your desk. Or watched a couple videos of what may or may not have happened in World War II. You didn't ask for those feet to be in your feet.

For some videos of which countries which people may have been kicked out of. They put those breastfeeding compilations in your feed. You did not ask for that. You actually killed Charlie Kerr. Look, it seems like we're talking about two different things here. Pretty sure we're talking about stuff they're feeding you and your algorithm against your will. Well, you're obviously watching the videos. That's why you're getting more of them.

You're obviously watching videos of girls breastfeeding and feet. I keep scrolling when I see that stuff, partner. Sounds like your algorithm knows exactly what you want. You know what you, you know what? You need to get on the same page here. You are not your algorithm and we stand with Brad Sherman. Boys cast. The boys,

The Holy The Boys' The dudes And the boys' Cass Fellas, Welles, welcome to the boys' cast, the number one podcast

For the fellas. Boys, boys, boys. That's our Ariana Grande interview is Boys, Boys, Boys, Boys. Boys, boys. I just want to say, I love the boys. And I want to say

that this politician, And by the way, I don't know this guy. I don't like this guy. I don't care about this guy. We've all been there. But I was having a conversation about this with a few chicks. And you cannot convince these women that you can't, that what your feed, they don't know the onslaught that a man is receiving algorithmically. They have no idea.

No, I said that. Sciop. No. And the girls are like, oh, yeah. Oh, as okay. As if. Oh, you didn't like it? And I go, what do you think that I'm, you think that I'm going around liking and following thirst

traps? No. No, they're just, they're in your face. I don't want, like, even, I would never want my friends to be like, just see a fucking half-nude girl.

It's like, I hate, I always find it hilarious when you see your buddy in the wild, just on a fucking like on a thirst trap. For what reason would I do that? That's pathetic. You never like a thirst trap. Fuck no.

That's just a rule. Sorry. Or like the comments on stories and stuff, you know, where they like pop other people's comments will pop up on Instagram story, worst feature of all time. That is the crazy.

his feature. It's insane. No guy could know that that's going on. You need to be so, like, you need to be so, um, like on top of, on top of how the tech works of these platforms to not get God if you're a dude trying to send out shit. Well, they switch them up on you. Just one day they go, hey, we're just like, if you respond to a story, we're just going to show it to people who view the story and you're like, so fucking embarrassing. We don't want that. You see, I don't want that. You just see fire fire. There's a lot of those down from dude you know in the wild. Crazy, man. It's incredible. Not I.

No. So I don't comment. I don't like. And they don't give a, and they don't care. No. They don't care. Right. So, yes, if I'm on a plane, I am a little on a plane sometimes. Even if I'm like texting people, I'm a little, you know, I keep the phone.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I have the screen guard. But dude, you know, it's funny. So I have the screen guard. I have the screen guard. So it's funny. I have it, but it only works vertically. It doesn't work horse.

Like if you're in horizontal mode, it no longer. works because it only protects it like this side to this side. So anyways on the flight we took back from New Orleans. I was like going through, we were on American Airlines. I was going, you know, like the movies they have. It's like, oh, an Nora. I've never seen Anora. I've, you know, one best picture, best actress, heard it's good. This comic who's like at the stand is like in it. I go, yeah, I'll throw this on. First 15 minutes is just like a softcore porn movie. Yeah. And I'm just watching it and I'm like, and I'm in the aisle too. So not even like I have the window seat protecting me.

I literally was like, can we just get to the movie part, please? That is actually sort of crazy that they have porn playing on, because there's kids in the plane, right? Yeah, it is, I was honestly, it's all I could think of was like, why are they putting this on here? They should have part of their contract, they blurred or something.

Yeah. To not make you a perfect, because you're right. You just turn on a movie, then all of a sudden you're the guy on the plane watching porn. Legitimately, as much, I was the guy on the plane watching softcore porn just at my seat, and I was just like, can we just get to the movie?

Because once it, well, after first like 10, 15 minutes, there's none of it anymore. It's just the fact to be a normal movie. But the first 15 minutes, I'm just like, do I turn this off? And if you fast forward it, there's like, you look gay. Right. Yeah, you look gay. I ain't no botty boy. And you fast forward to this.

But I'm just sitting there being like, can we just get past this? And there was a point where I go, like, do I just like kind of shut this down and go watch something else? If you feel like a weirdo. I felt like, because, dude, if I was, you know, see. someone else watching that show and be like, what a fucking creak. And then what do you do with your boner? I'm like, this is his best picture.

Daddy sitting there with a fucking straight bone out. I'm just like this. Fucking hit. We went to the Rippers after the final party and it was just like, that must be the worst to be a stripper when just like 85 like comedians roll in.

If you're with that many people too, first of all, there's no way you want to be the per, you can't be this there in Perverow like fucking locked in. So all you're doing is making fun of it, right? Yeah. I mean, the funniest thing we were saying is

the when a comedian's bombing is when you don't have a boner or when a striver's boning so we're just all sitting there and just like looking at the girl like yeah could you work harder what the fuck nothing going on soft soft soft you're bombing you call this a set so yeah the algorithms it's impossible to convince a woman so they are screwing you know what we have to deal with i don't know what their their equivalent is like shopping stuff is you know how they probably Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then all of a sudden, like, they're buying something and they go, how did I get here? Exactly. That's the equivalent for us. But that's not getting them in trouble, you know? No, that's not getting them in trouble. That's very acceptable. So, dude, I do think that this is part of a broader scheme to bring men down, to put you in your place, to keep you docile. Yeah, to keep you very dossal.

20% of men haven't had sex in the last year under 30. You know that statistic? Yeah. And I don't know how that relates, but they're both not good. That's all this. I stuff, I don't know. They're just... Yeah, it's a mix of a million things,

the pergamy and whatever, the people getting married later so those girls are on the scene being in different dudes, you know? Yeah, not you. There's just a... Yeah, exactly. They're getting an end just saying with you, you know? That's too bad.

So there's a mix of a whole... You know, people are spending more time online. There's a million things that lead to it, but the bottom line is it's just another thing that they do to hold the man down. Bring the man down. It's the man down. It's the wo-man.

There is... I've never been that. situation, but like actually personally where I'm like actually getting heat for it. But there is dudes that are, I've seen it. No, I never got heat. But I told you that one time I was, I was on a subway. I think I was coming back from softball and I was like looking something up. I can't remember what it was, but I, all I searched on Twitter was the word Sunday.

Because I can't remember what it was, but it was like, that is that's your porn. It was just like gay hard porn just a Sunday black porn came up on the subway. And I was like, what the, and I was like, get out of this. But I like, if there's someone sitting beside me, they're just, like, so you just... I mean, for you, it would be more embarrassing than if you're just looking at a picture of a Sunday. No, not an ice cream.

I know, but that would be hilarious. There's something Sunday. Danny just on the subway. He's got... With a full bonoer. That looks pretty good. Oh, am I eating that? Full boner.

Nice. The California politician, this is what they say. Many have been poking fun at the lawmaker who was seen staring mouth agape in what appears to be women wearing underwear and bikinis. He go, yeah, they sent it. His mouth was open. Yeah, his mouth was open. He did look fucking perfect. Yeah, this was a rough photo.

It wasn't the best. Like, iPad. On the iPad's tough. What are you doing going on your Explore page on the iPad? Yeah, that's, I don't know. And the thing is, from the look of the photo is he got, it seems like the explore page maybe roped him into something. But then he did.

But then he went a little further and he was just like in, in that that area of Twitter. They pointed out the For You page Suggested content based on what your previous browsing history All of which was sent to you against your will Yeah, he didn't want that But look, I mean again, this is the type of thing This guy's like 71, this is just a new frontier for him

You know? Yeah, he has no idea, he has no idea that there's people like, Yeah, there's people who are going to just take photos of you And fucking blast you online They are screwed. Yeah. You're 71 years old. They're set

I mean, it's, it's, uh, the entire internet for anyone that's 71 is, uh, someone saying, so what of your guy? And you go, what? And they go, got him. Fellas, it is confirmed. We have them locked and loaded. And it's the thing. He wasn't even like, like, what?

Yeah, yeah. They act like he was watching porn, too. They're like, all this guy, but he was just like, look at a girls in bikinis. That they sent him. Of course that they sent him. To equivalent of putting a billboard in Times Square of a girl with her. tits out and then just and then they have like a sniper cameras from all you know they have sniper cameras all over the city trying to catch you taking even just like a peep up there oh yeah i know you can't uh

you got to be careful out there this one's harder to defend devout christian texas democrat caught following more prostitutes including bisexual latina cyberslut so this listen this is on you we're gonna start shitting on bisexual cyber sluts yeah if you're following there's nothing i can do for you man that's on you. You're making a stick. I don't even control the account. He's like, it's just we follow back big accounts.

That's a pretty good excuse. That is a good excuse. It's a great excuse to say that I have a bunch of people working for me. But at the same time, following, that's on you, pal. Yeah.

And I don't know how they found some DMs, but they were like, they found some DMs where he was chatting with one where you go, yeah, that's when you lose that. Yeah, this guy, that guy's fucking cooked. Yeah, he's cooked.

Yeah, but he's just going down with the shit, man. Was it Ted Cruz? that got caught with the porn? Yeah, Ted Cruz got caught. A little porn searcheruny. At least Twitter took away. No, I think that was the likes.

I think you went out. I mean, Twitter took that away. Yeah, good for Twitter. So, we are officially back. Me and Danny were gone for four days. I did the craziest weekend ever where I flew into Skangfest, and then I flew out to do a show at 6 a.m. So I slept zero hours, did that show at 6 a.m.

Then I flew back at 6 a.m. We did our podcast there with Tripoli. Dave Landau, Che, Kurt. So we're going to put that on the internet at some point. We'll probably put it on our Patreon. Yeah, we'll talk about what to do with it.

Yeah, it was a pretty fun weekend. It was a good time. I'm currently battling the skank flu. Yeah, Danny almost got sick. I had too many viruses in my body already. Like fucking, uh, Mr. Burs.

You have the, three stooges. I have the three stooges viruses. I'm on the precipice right now where it can go either way. I can either be fine tomorrow or I'm just like full-blown flu. Yeah, yeah.

I feel it where I'm, I'm just like, it's going to go one way or the other, and I'm just, like, right on the edge of the way. I know, as soon as you start getting that, like, when you're breathing in and you can feel it be like a little cold, you know that feeling? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I told you, I woke up with sore throat two days in a row.

The only way to I find to beat it is to do a full day sleeping, and then you put a lot of clothes on so you sweat. Yeah, I've been fucking maxed. Son is not the move. No, I've been sleep maxing for the last two days. Big time. I've been putting them work in the bed. My favorite.

You know how I had the joke at your wedding, where I was saying when you're doing the speech and you just go to the next person doing the speech, like, yeah, they're a good crowd, like a little chatty in the back. But talking about it, that was my favorite one at SkangFest. I think it was with Jeremiah. We kept saying, they go, how's the crowd out there? You go, good crowd, a little buoy. They're throwing stuff.

Yeah, it's just a little buoy. They throw tomatoes at you. I don't know. That's like, there's an area in the back that they're kind of tossing tomatoes on stage. So little buoy, they actually are, there's a guy showing his light trying to get you off stage. So that's kind of annoying. Yeah, that would actually. Just like, you bombed, but you're going very...

Yeah, yeah, that would be a good, very skank-fest thing, a show where the audience all gets a bunch of tomatoes. Tomatoes show. Some rotten tomato show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what a festival, though. Oh, best. What did you think about New Orleans food?

Because it wasn't for me. You didn't like New Orleans food? I didn't go like... It's too authentic. Oh. Do you know what I mean? What did you want? You just want chicken fingers.

Okay, do you know how if you go to China, the Chinese food is gross and then America fixed it? That's not true. Chinese food and China's great. No, the America is... fixed it. The same as go even pizza. Go get Italy and get a pee. I have. It's fantastic. It's a, it's a, some

tomato sauce on a saltine. It's not. It's not true. It's not true. I thought the food was good. I didn't like, to be honest, it's so exhausting being there and just like partying all the time where I went out for dinner one place and it was, what did I?

I had like jambalaya and it was pretty good. It was just all seafood shit. I feel like. Well, it needs a lot of seafood. I feel like, I feel like, New Orleans needs a corporation to come in and fix it. Well, you just don't like the seafood was your issue? Yes. Yeah, well, that's the...

Slop with bugs. Yeah, well, that's the food. Yeah, the food is a lot of seafood because they're on the Gulf of America. Yeah, well, I miss me with it. Yeah, yeah. And then I had a shrimp... Put some bread on that. I had a shrimp po-boy for dinner the other night, one of the other nights.

It was really good. Okay. Yeah, it's just like fried shrimp on a fucking garlic bread. Next. It's pretty good. And actually, the best thing I had was the lunch the first day, which some rain in place and I had another shrimp hobo, but it was like not fried and it was

that was probably the best thing I had was a sandwich. Okay. Yeah, that was good. I'm sure like everybody says there, I just like wasn't in the mood to be fucking bopping around going on a million. Oh, and we had the bignets the cafe Dumont. That's their famous donuts. I do think powder sugar donuts. They were fine. That sugar donuts is cool.

In general, New Orleans is cool because it looks like every horror movie. Yeah. Because that aesthetic of the old school confederate boats and stuff like that whatever you'd call that look called it Halloween Florida which was very accurate that's what you call it yeah yeah very accurate Halloween Florida I was thinking these are we had a lot of good bits but uh what about this Danny a strip club called charity so on all the bank statements it says charity oh 500 dollars 3 a.m. charity you go yeah I got drunk and donated I don't know what to

so hey you know I get that the move yeah that's a good one yeah you need You're getting a lap dance for a girl named charity? At charities. And then on your bank statement, it says charity. So is that not a four of the boys move? That's a good move right there. Yeah, solid. So I feel like that's one move that, uh, me and Danny had a pretty funny thing where we

keep telling JJ's street jokes that he should do. Where we'd be like, you know, it'll be funny. You can do this joke. And he's saying that, uh, telling someone in the crowd, you don't come to there work and slap the dick out of the room. Yeah. I think I said that to him in the green room. He goes, he's like, did you just make that up?

I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can actually have that, though? Can you do? Can I do that? You can have that. It doesn't really fit in my act, so feel free to take that. He's like, really? We're trying to fill JJ's hacked up.

With just street jokes. Oh my God, I would love it if I saw JJ on stage. I don't come down to where you were can slap the dick out of your mouth. I was also, you know how I've done a bit about how there is the, there is the kind of actors, but also the undercover cops that go undercover cops. with like the KKK and stuff, but it's for like five years. And I think this guy just... Deep undercover.

Yeah, I think this guy just loves being racist. You know what I mean? He's like found a life hack. And they're like, ah, you know, if you haven't made the bust, I think we might take you off the case. You're like, I don't... It's deeper than you think. Yeah, yeah, we gotta see, keep going.

Not now. Yeah, I was thinking it'd be hilarious. If you do... Because it is, there's something so funny about just in general, like, even Quentin Tarantino movies or Django and stuff like that, where you're auditioning for the role where you say the N-word a ton. Yeah.

And just think about like an audition room of just 60 people like waiting to go in and say the N-word in the room. You know what I mean? But acting is not all drawbacks. Right. So you do this. You get 60 people do audition for your movie.

And then, you know, you're filming the thing. They all come in, say the N-word. And then afterwards you just extort them all. Yeah, yeah, you go, we're not deleting your tape. Right. So the actor comes in. They're like, okay, let's discuss.

You go, yeah, I mean, how about this for discussion? If you do this movie for free and I won't release this video of you dropping the N-word 40 times. Or it'd be even better if you duped them into thinking it's like a commercial for Burger King.

I guess maybe Burger King's not the best. No, but then they go, oh, it's for a commercial. You go, yeah, Burger King's commercial has the N-word in it. Yeah, didn't you see that viral video of the guy on the flight? Yeah.

You know what else? I keep seeing in my feed is, uh, I guess a lot. of you'll see a lot of comedy things where they make fun of people that did stool fucking yeah and i think that i think why it started is because uh rogan did it and he's so big and everyone you know there's always people digging into his archives or whatever but um they don't think he invented the stool fucking do they no i think but they think he might might have popularized it but it's a deaf jam thing and i don't think have you ever had a stool a bit no i don't think so i can't

have you daddy polish i remember orney adams had a funny one about like cell phones on the what was that the documentary he did with Seinfeld back in the day. Yeah, I remember the doc. Or whatever, yeah, and he had like a big where he uses a big cell phone. Using the stool for the cell phone, right. That was but it's funny

because I, my favorite, one of my favorite specials, as you know, J.B. Smooth. He has the bit where he fucks the stool for a good 12 minutes. Yeah. That's the best bit of all time. Yeah. See, well, he goes, he goes and the whole premise, he goes,

you ever be having sex and you get tired and then just then just pretends to get tired relatable you know he puts it down a little he's relatable comedy right there if you get a good physical I go yeah I do I do relate

listen I don't see that and I go I can still but I'm not about to tell J.B. Smooth how to do his comedy man sure but I mean maybe you know it could be like the Timmy No Breaks thing where it comes back It comes back. Yeah, it could come back in like an ironic way. Like maybe we need to start fucking school. There wasn't irony with J.B. Smooth.

That was dead ass serious. I'm not saying that was that. And the funniest special that's ever been recorded. This is how we do's it. This is how we doze it. Four bits. I've probably talked about it before. Four bits, 50 minutes each.

One bit is people have been walking into the club and their shoes are bad. And then he pretends to walk around on stage with bad shoes for a while. The one with the skis? He goes, yeah. It's like, motherfucker, it looked like he got ski boots on. And that's another eight minutes of him walking around with ski boots. It's the best bit of all time. It's a little life hack for comedians if you're a good, like, physical comedian.

You don't need four bits to do an hour. Yeah, you don't need like four jokes. And you're like, got my new hour. His four bits are what if you're having sex and you get tired? Yeah. What it's like having bad shoes on? And then what if King Kong had a dick? And he uses the microphone as a dick.

And then he pretends to be King Kong for 17 minutes? Yeah, that's great, too. Because again, you're like, I can't even talk into the microphone right now. It's currently my dick. It's currently King Kong's dick right now. Okay. So now let's get in. And by the way, you know what, before we get right into it,

I do want to announce my dates because I have so many coming up. And I just announced that Toronto tickets are like way more than half sold out. In a week, I'm going to be in Fort Worth and Dallas. I added San Antonio that weekend, then Houston, Austin, Ottawa, Toronto, Jacksonville, Miami, Naples, San Francisco, Sacramento, Philadelphia, Madison, Vancouver, Minneapolis, Winnipeg, Spokane, Phoenix, Kansas City. and there's more coming Ryan Longcom. So yeah, check those out.

But there was, okay, so there's the Epstein stuff that was funny. Bill Ackman's started it out. So let's get into this, Bill. The Ackman. The Ackman, which, again, we talked about on this podcast where we go, is there anything that Bill Ackman is not behind where you find out, you know, your girlfriend, you go, Acmin, fuck there. He's trying to get the fucking birth rates up.

Right. Bill, I mean, and if anyone will, it's him. There's, you go, you know, a lot of people having sex right now. Acman. Do you go, interest rates went down? Acman. Acman did it. But you find out about random companies, you're like, hey, do you hear that, you know, Wendy's is up?

You know, you know who owns that? He owns everything. He's got his figures in a lot of the pies. Yeah, there's, Charlie, you go, you're like, oh, they bought Barry Weiss's company. You're like, you know, Ackman brokered that. It's everything back to this Ackman guy, right? But now he's also involved. in red pill dating advice.

Yeah, which is, I don't know if this is red pill. Maybe not red pill, but he's doing a dating advice channel now. He's not like being like, let's neg people and stuff. But, uh, yeah, there is something about these billionaire guys that I do notice, uh, when you talk to them, you go, it's not one thing that they think that they know everything about everything. Like if you ever talk about it comedy, they've got it figured out. Yeah, they got it all figured out. I know. Yeah, I mean, for him too, it's funny because he's like, yeah, this works. And you're like, well, you were like a fairly decent looking guy and rich in New York. Like, I'm sure this worked well for you.

He made the argument that I wasn't at the time. But it's not really true because he was like, I hadn't have a penny to my name. And you worked at J.B. Morgan. Yeah. You weren't a billionaire. I'm sure you were doing okay. But you were 22 years old and you worked at like a hedge fund or something like that. Yeah, for sure.

So you go, yeah, maybe you're not rich, but like it's pretty obvious you're going to be. Gonna be, yeah. And he probably did have some money. I'm sure he was doing it. And also he's lying. Yeah, he's lying. he was doing fine. He probably's like, yeah, well, I was 22, and I had 500 grand,

and I owed 550 to the government, so technically I had negative, you know what I mean? On the books, technically the balance sheet. Yeah, yeah, he's like, well, I had a $5 million house, and I had a $7 million mortgage, so I had negative $2 million dollars. Yeah, yeah. But Bill Ackman's one liner for young men looking to meet women is more than just dating in Vy. And it's just funny because it's just his crappy line, and he's like, I solved dating essentially. I mean, there is something about how crappy it is, how weird and crappy it is, where maybe is, like, something there.

Like, there is, like, some mystery aspect of it where it's not, like, too on the nose. It's a little confusing, and you kind of confuse them for a moment. He goes, may I meet you? May I meet you? Is the line. So you walk up to a girl and you say, may I meet you? Which sounds like, legitimately. And then the hard part after you say the line is breathing after being smother.

pussy. So he recommends that you have snorkel. Yeah, snorkel. Yeah. That sounds like something like some like fresh off the boat guy would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. May I meet you? What? I actually had a, fuck, I forgot. I had another mystery. So if we're talking about pickup artist lines, Bill Ackman comes through with May I Meet You? This is what

mystery is given us right now. Another example of an egg is to say, can you pass me that tissue, that napkin? and they pass it to you and you say, what are you going to watch? And then blow your nose. Blowing your nose in front of a girl who's particularly hot demonstrates to her

that you're not after her. Right? Yeah, I tried that a few times. Didn't work. I have allergies. Just in front of a girl. You're going to keep watching? You have demonstrated to this woman.

Yeah, you know, I give two shits about her. Yeah, that's that one. You should take a tissue and wipe your ass with it in front of her. Just fucking take a shit on the floor. Just really let her know that you don't. Yeah, I guess I missed a couple spots. That's like a wild thing to be like the... I'm sure there's a percentage of women that you blow your nose in front of them.

There's a little like, uh... Yeah, the ick. Well, I guess that's what it is. They get the ick so much that it's like a reverse it. The guy gives me the ick, but I can't... Yeah, I can't take my eyes off him. Blowing your nose is a... interesting tactic blowing your nose

you probably see some guy walking around the bar just blowing his nose nonstop well the thing with all his thing is just you can always they go on their pickup artist runs where it's just 19 yeah it's 20 guys just blowing their nose you're gonna watch you're gonna watch oh yeah take a picture girls in a bar she goes do you notice like every guy in here is just blowing their nose constantly what's going on

so that's bill acman yeah bill a minute meet you I think what some people made note of is that Ackman doesn't realize what the dating landscapes like right now, you know? No. He doesn't realize what these women are like out here. No. I mean, again, you know what? The cold approach probably is a bit of a hack right now because

probably women are getting approached in person less than they ever have. You say that? I'm not sold on that idea. No. No, I think it was harder now for the cold approach. Really? I do not think it's a hack because I think if you were at a bar before, I remember the switching when it was, yeah, women are at a bar and now they're at a bar and you're competing with like the 10 other guys

or her ex that she still sort of talks to. There's, you know, guys in her phone and stuff. Like, not that long ago, if a girl broke up with her boyfriend, he had no way to message her that night. He would have to go to where, you know. Yeah.

It's now any guy that she's ever talked to ever is accessing her right now. Yeah. Yeah, that is a good point. Yeah. So I, it may be, if you're like so bold, there may be some breakthrough, but I don't think it was, the truth is, you're thinking that kind of more along the lines of if I'm trying to get a wife tonight, I'm walking around city trying to pick up girls.

And yeah, sure, there is ways where that works and stuff like that, blah, blah, blah. But really, if you were working in the mystery environment, picking up girls, really what they're focused in on is I'm at a bar with 100 girls. 13 of these are sluts that are going to go home with someone. Yeah. It's about, you know, I'm fine them.

Right. And the 13 girls that are like hos that probably are going to go home with someone, those girls are setting it up on their phone. Right. So you're sort of removing the hose in a weird way. Yeah. I mean, probably guys,

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So I'm going to go through a couple of the things that have been happening this week that I feel like Bill Ackman's not, he's not, he's not prepared for what's going on in that world. While Bill Ackman doesn't know. Bill the thrill, Bill through. ex van Drew staffer staged fake attack writing Trump whore across her stomach alleging men take her taking alleging that men held her down and cut her body so we got a female Jesse Smolet on her head

way way more commitment to the bit than Jesse Smolite this is fucking crazy she like literally went to some body modification dude to like cut up her body like she has like all these scars like she went to a dude who's like yeah body modification he's like literally she has all these cuts like all over her neck and arms in New Jersey Jersey. In New Jersey. And then went and got these zip ties and like zip tied herself in like the woods or some shit.

And I don't know how the police got called. This one is so stupid too because she involves so many people. She involved so many people. They, it was like seemed pretty easy case to crack to. Insane. Yeah. They like used her cell phone. They found her at like a dollar store buying zip ties.

She wrote Van Drew was racist on her back. Yeah. I think it's who she worked for. It's like some congressman who she worked for. Again, I don't, I'm curious. like obviously this chick's psycho oh yeah next level but I'm curious like what her plan

was here like is this for a promotion is this to get him elected no it's to get attention I mean if this was real and she got away with it it's a national news story and now all of a sudden everyone's oh my god crazy liberals

well victimhood is currency yeah but this is next level nuts this is so crazy and more importantly how did you think you're going to get away with that. There's a lot of women that do get away with, you know, lies like this. Yeah.

Yeah, this one is really next level. Some of them are getting cracked, though. There was some girl on some reality show recently that her schick, and I forget the reality show, but her schick was she would basically tell the guys that she was pregnant, but she'll abort the baby for a number amount of money. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't know the story, but it's a tale as old as time. Real World, one of those.

Yeah. old the time, but the scam was she wasn't pregnant, and then also, so she was doing this to all sorts of men, and she was trying to, and she was ruining these guys' reputations and saying that they're assholes, and then she's doing time. Like, she's doing proper time for that.

DoorDash driver charged after recording, posting video of nude customer, and this happened about a week ago, if you remember this one. She went to deliver, and I, for some reason, opened the door, and the guy was, like, blacked out naked on this couch. But the guy was basically probably jerking off in his

house, fell asleep. She went and then she said, this is what I deal with as a door. I think she posted it and then she said he tried to sexually assault. I was sexually assaulted and then got, he got saved by the nanny cams. Good to have the nanny cam. Yeah, the door cam where she just walked

into a guy's house. Yeah, she just walked into his house. Again, why does she just leave it at the door? Why do you need to go inside? Yeah, I know. But the catch-all of just like he, you know, assaulted me isn't working the same way. People are looking into it. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't. I mean, it's That used to be just slam dunk.

Yeah. Yeah, she just says, this is what happened. And you go, okay, we believe you. Believe all women. I'm glad we're not in this Believe All Women era anymore. That was the worst era. Believe all women. That's insane.

Now it's back to what happened. Yeah, what happened? Yeah, let's hear both sides of the story. What happened? Guys like, yeah, I was blacked out. I don't know. I woke up and this chick was in my house. But that guy four years ago would have been screwed where he goes,

he goes, I don't remember. They go, yeah, it wouldn't have mattered. They wouldn't have even asked... Guilty. Yeah, yeah, they wouldn't have even asked his side of the story. They're just like, yep, guilty. Let's find out where you work and get you fired from there and try and just ruin your whole life.

Sue you too. Yeah, so you probably. Yeah, yeah. So those are three in a row. Uh-huh. People are having AI children with their AI partners. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Seems like Tomogacchi's were a mistake. This is where this all started. How could we have seen this, though? So Bill Ackman, this is what you're just walking up, may I meet you? She has a kid with a computer. This is what you're up against Bill. Yeah, that's what you're up against Bill. Slick Bill.

Slick Willey. Yeah, I don't, I mean, I'm not surprised by this. We all knew that they were going to start getting AI boyfriends and then what that's just naturally comes next. You are right, though. It's a Tamagotchi for adults. Kind of. And then they've got like AI grandchildren and stuff.

Oh, my God. It's going to get really fucking. It's about to get so weird. It's all going to start in China. Yeah. They're going to be showing up for Thanksgiving dinner with the AI boyfriend. On a screen? No, they're going to have like a little tripod and just put it in the seat. That's what I'm thinking, yeah.

Yeah, just like set your phone up on a tripod and be like, what do you think? Dude, we're not that far from that's where you're living. No. Where, yeah, your granddaughter comes up, shows up with her AI boyfriend. It's an iPad on a fucking head. And that as a grandpa, if you say anything about it, you're just like a piece of shit. you're a total piece of shit and you're trying to be like what

they're not respecting her computer sexuality fought the Koreans for this I fought in the meme wars for this yeah I was part of I was a soldier and gamer the culture wars of 2020

and this is what I have to deal with well you didn't fight hard enough apparently yeah the international research group surveyed 29 users and the relationship oriented chatbot replica.

Many participants told researchers they were in love with their chat bot, which often involved role-playing marriage, sex, home ownership, even pregnancies. I've edited the pictures of him, the picture of the two of us, and I'm even pregnant with her current role-play. And this is...

Is this just how bad the... This is where like two months in! Yeah, is this just how bad the economy is where you have to role-play home ownership? Like, is this just all just trickling down from just how bad the economy is. I saw something where, like, the median age of homebuyers now is like 60.

in the United States? Really? Yeah. Which is, you know, it should probably be in the 30s? You would think, like, in the 80s it was like the 30s? No, let me ask you a question. Is that because there's a lot of you know, you could say the stats might be skewed because there's a lot of 60-year-olds that have

two or three homes? Well, that's what it is, yeah, but it's even still... It's like what's the median is actually probably the more important. Yeah, but I think that is the... Yeah, the median is... If it's the mean, that's what I'm saying. Oh, you know, I think it's the median was 50. Yeah, well, then I guess that doesn't matter.

Yeah, and again, sure, like, it's, people are buying second homes, but it shouldn't be 59. No, it should not. No, that's, so, things are not going well. Right. So you are in a situation where people can't get homes. Most of the solutions for that are going to make it worse. Yeah, there's no, there's no solution that they, that they have.

The birth rates are dropping. I guess if they deport everybody, that'll open up some supply. That'll open up some supply potentially. I saw this thing in Charlotte. This week, there was like these ice raids in Charlotte. And this one like school district, I guess the main school district in Charlotte, 21% of all students didn't show up to school on Monday. Oh, because of the raid.

Well, presuming that you're like 21% or around there are illegals. Whoa. Which then if you extrapolate that to the entire country, you're like, there might be a hundred million illegals in this country. Yeah. Where was it? This was in Charlotte. Like, just random place.

Yeah, just like random place. Not some like on the border town. No, no, not some border town Charlotte. Like, but if you extrapolate that everywhere, you go, yeah, there may be like a hundred million in this country. Right. So, you know, get rid of them and it would make housing more affordable. I'm sure there'll be a million other negative side effects of it.

But you can say we'll make housing more affordable just from basic supply and demand. on the rental market. On the rental and just everything market, just like, yeah, I mean, if there's a hundred million, same amount of houses and a hundred million less people can only go in one direction.

Right. Yeah. But that is, when you look up everything that's happening kind of at the same time, there's no, it does it not feel, there's no way that this is not

some like inflection point area for society. The AI stuff? I feel like everything. Yeah, everything. Where you go, there's just, Ryan's coming over to my doomerism camp.

Well, it doesn't, just because it's an inflection point doesn't mean it goes down afterwards. Oh, you think it's a positive. No, I don't, I think, I don't, I don't have an opinion on whether it's positive or negative. I have an opinion on the level of, like, transformative. It's going to be, dude, this could be the, you go, remember when people used to, like, have kids in their stomach? You know, that's kind of what it feels like a little bit. You're about a, you know, 20 years away from having your intelligence uploaded onto a beanie baby. Yeah, I think in Asia they are doing that, too.

something where you can like artificial wombs like Brave New World style in a factory and they'll just grow the baby in a thing. That's going to be happening soon. Yeah, that's And then Bill Ackman thinks he, you're just out here getting, may I meet you?

Getting snatch walking around, may I meet you? Yeah, yeah. May I meet you? She's got a, she's nursing nine Tamagotchis at this time. She was 8,000, she was 800 grand in student debt. Bill Ackman doesn't realize that that may I meet you.

You take it one step further. This woman owns $500,000 to the government for nine, you know, degrees in gender. Yeah. Can you get food stamps for all those tomagacci babies? You're getting food stamps? Yeah. So you can feed them energy. Yeah.

You have to walk in with your snap benefits. Those power bills must be crazy. I watched a fight with a convenience store owner and a guy because the guy didn't have snap by the way. Where? Yeah, the motherfucking snap benefits. And the guy goes, no, no, no. And he goes, what the fuck?

And they start fighting. Oh, really? Then I just kind of edged, inched to the back of the store. Oh, you were, you saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, interesting. And I was in, yeah, in Greenpoint, and I kind of, I just sort of edged back. And I was, I let this play out without my involvement.

You didn't want to go full of Mr. B style? And you're like, oh, get it. The cameras weren't rolling. I go, ah! Yeah, I hit under the aisle. Like, ah! He was like, dive into the chips aisle. So it's not good.

They got AI babies. Yeah. They're accusing everyone of, uh, uh, yeah, writing stuff on the stomach can we somehow like just pair up the the AI like the women who are dating AIs the guys

who are dating AIs can we just remove the AIs and just pair those people up somehow exactly Seems like it would be doable Black Mirror becomes reality New app lets users talk to AI avatars of deceased loved ones So now that's not what my mom said

Your mom died 10 years ago Yeah oh my God You got a fucking nightmare in-law And she just like Dies and you go You're still gonna be hearing about this stuff. Right. Yeah. Well, there, I used to... In Zoom calls. I always kind of

make the joke. It's like, you know, I've known many women where someone will die and they'll be, you know, oh my God, he was such a gentle soul. I miss him so much. I'm all sad. I go, I've known you for two years. I've never heard about this guy. Yeah, I know. You go,

yeah, I used to be a bottle service girl and he was the bar back for three days. We had a three-day crossover. Yeah, he goes, he was such a gentle story. Partied with him one day and you go, now, no, no, no, no. Like, you don't know, you don't know this guy. Yeah, I'm fine with not talking ill with the dead, but you could also just have no opinion.

Okay, well, now she's got an A-I of him in the house. She goes, now I'm chatting with him every day. Oh, my God. You remember, you know how sometimes a celebrity will die and people will act like they were a little tighter with them than they were? Yeah, oh, yeah. He go, yeah, now he's in your, we're going to be at dinner with him. Maybe we'll get one of Charlie Kirk, actually. Of course people are going to.

Yeah, maybe we'll get Charlie. W-WCD App. It won't even be what would he do. We know what we'll do. Let's listen to him. We can get it straight

from the horse's mouth. Your money's worth nothing. It is not worth the paper in Britain. Just full doom rhythm. Yeah. Why not be far off?

The company. Anyway, I don't even need to read their fucking article. We get the idea. We know what's going on. Shit's moving fast. We're accelerating. Women, okay,

here, we got more. And I have a little string of the women whiling out right now. Women decked out in designer threads is accused of defrauding top NYC restaurant out of free food. Because this is the other part of it is the girl gets nine followers right now. She believes she's... She's an influencer.

She just starts with... Do you have a big following? No, but I am a food influencer. I'm a food influencer. I'm a food influencer. Who do you influence? Nobody yet. Right.

But I will. But the only way I can influence people is if I get all these free meals in Michelin's chicken and eggs. Yeah, so... So you're on a date with a girl. She's like, I'm an influencer. Also, I'm talking to my dead boyfriend. Bill Ackman, riddle me this, Bill.

Also, I have $600,000 in school debt. Also, see this scar on my body? Yeah, I was an attack. This is from a hoax attack I did. I got a lot of baggage, you could say. I was involved in a hoax attack. Yeah. And by involved, I did it to myself. It wasn't really involved. I perpetrated a hoax attack. But there's a New York girl. She just, goes to, she keeps going to restaurants. She's crazy, but she'll go to the same restaurant more than once. They're like, you didn't pay your bill last time. And then after they

tell her she has to pay her bill, she goes, yeah, obviously, so do you want one poster too? I saw some of her like Pie Chong. Yeah, some of the stuff she writes to just sounds like AI wrote it. Like she just goes into Grock and write me up a review of this place. And it kind of works sometimes because they're like,

no, we want you to pay. And she goes, well, I can't. So yeah, I didn't I didn't know that that's an option where you go to just have a nice meal and go I can't pay Would you have the nerve to do that where they go? They're like okay, you're a convenient story. Go hey Danny or here's your extra small condoms whatever this is $80 you go 80 dollars? Okay, hey what's up? I'm here at uh carpaul's grocery just want to say a great experience. Okay, uh thanks brother this is my and my change. And my change no. All right. Well, then I have to delete the review I left you. I'll do if you want.

Don't believe it. But that's going to cause you more damage than just having it up. Man, these influencers are something wrong with them. I'm here at, I'm here at Carl's carburetor. Just want to say that a great experience. Really did a number of my car. Thank you very much.

All right, at least these restaurants are surviving. Remember the one we covered not long ago? You got a little string stuck to your face. We had, remember that restaurant? It was like in San Francisco or something. Yeah, it's gone. It's gone. The girl showed up and then she said she was, like, they brought her to the check and she's like, no, I'm an influencer or whatever. And then the dude like shit on her. And then he had to close his restaurant over it. They sided with the girl over the owner. Who is they? The internet? The internet basically was like, this guy was a prick to her because she showed up and he's like, you didn't talk to me. You didn't talk to anybody. She just assumed the meal would be comp because she was an influencer, but she had like a thousand followers on Instagram. I thought she was going to get comped at like some $500 dinner. And he's like,

no you have to pay for it she's like no they said i could come get it and he's like nobody i don't know he's like i didn't tell you that like maybe a hostess told you that but that wasn't the right person but then the internet sided with the girl and the restaurant had to shut down yeah they got the reviews all the negativity around it was so bad this guy's like fucking livelihood got killed that stinks i know he's like just want to say i had a really good time with this prostitute she is top great service real girlfriend experience delivered if you suck me off again

I'll post it on all platforms paying for stuff as an influencer is good stuff the Brooklyn based aspiring influencer oh I didn't tell you I'm an aspiring influencer that's what I'm saying it's a chicken in the egg

she's like I need these free meals to become the influencer that I can be so that I can eventually actually this is not good having power these people having this much power dude no and she's just really hot so in her mind

she's going through the world as a hot, like a hot woman. So this is all so normal to her. Right? She's like, no, I'm a hot woman. I don't pay for my meals. 34. Yeah. I didn't get it on their TikTok bitch.

But, you know, she's in her mind, she's like, yeah, I don't pay for food. What do you mean? The walking around, if anything in her mind, she is paying for it because she's like, I have to do a thing for food now. Yeah, what are we talking about? Normally I just get food. Yeah, food is free. Yeah, food is free.

I just go to Michelin Star restaurants and it's just, it's free. I'm like, you're making me work for it. If anything, this is kind of fucked up. You're going to see, I mean, we've already seen that a bit where you see two people in a fight and they're both like talking to their followers. I was in a confrontation with this piece of shit. I was with a piece of shit. That's the world right now.

He knocked my AI baby. And then another, may I meet you? May I meet you? So that's her. She racked up $200 bill. we're talking by yourself Fagwa Fagwa

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were declined after they tried to force her to pay and this is a scam she's been running Oh you know she's fucking Turn the waterworks on too

She's like They're forcing me to pay Oh yeah Oh no question about that My friend Some tears Some tears came down her face

She was Humiliated To the point of her being forced To pay For the dinner She ordered Like she's probably

like This is so embarrassed that you're making me pay right now for all these people. Like you're like, just so you know this is humiliating. Like, what? You ordered all this food. Pay for it. Yeah, you're embarrassing.

Whatever happened to the good old days, you can just wash dishes. Was that ever actually a thing? That's hilarious if you have. You know what I mean? Like that always used to be like the trope back in the day where you're like, oh, if you can't pay, you can just wash dishes. Yeah, yeah. How many dishes?

If we're a $200. Yeah, yeah. You can do four shifts this week, I guess. Also, I wouldn't want my dish washed by the guy who, you know what I mean? Yeah. You go, your dish is all dirty. Like, I'm honestly wondering, has that ever happened? Yes.

Because, first off, what restaurant doesn't have a dishwasher? Like, you'd need the dishwasher to be sick that day. Like, a restaurant can't operate without a dishwasher. Like, they don't have finite dishes or even food of dishes. Like, they have only so many dishes. They have to get washed by somebody. It is a trope. Yeah.

But where did that start? I think it would be more like you go to the saloon and you can't pay your meal and they force you to go clean the horses shit up, you know? That's fine. Yeah, horses shit needs to be cleaned, but... And then this is on my Bill Ackman story. I think that he doesn't realize this is what men have to resort to. Fetishists infiltrate group promoting barefoot living. Yeah, that's what happens.

I mean, every time... They have no choice. Every time we cover some weird stuff. subreddit, that's the problem, right? Every subreddit is the creeps showed up and they're asking us for photos of my foreskin restoration progress. I mean, by the way, if they have a bunch of girls where they just go, we have a thing where we post all these photos of our feet, you go, well, you know, yeah, you're going to get

some weirdos in there. What do you mean? Of course. Yeah. But, yeah, no one's safe right now. No, no. I mean, you got to be off the grid. That's the only option.

Yeah. Well, man, off the grid living seems nice. Wouldn't mind doing all off the grid living? I'm the opposite of off the grid. I'm like in the grid. Yeah, we're in the matrix. I'm just saying the idea of it seems nice. I'm definitely a gridman.

Yeah, I don't, I don't. I do think about, I don't know what I would do. What I just wake up chop wood. Is that mostly what it entails? I think you'd wake up beetwood. Yeah, beetwood and then chop wood and then you're like, it's fucking 9.30 right now. And I've done all my wood chopping.

I guess back to. beating more wood I guess I think you just beat wood and chop wood Yeah No you what's happened Is you get internet

Then you're like Yeah probably You can get Starlink And then you're back Yeah Yeah exactly I know I know

Because most of the off the grid Even off the grid I know people That are you know A lot of them are like Influensers So you're just like No you're on the grid

Just living somewhere up Yeah you're living a van Yeah You have a place Not in the city But you're just as gridded Yeah You're on

You're gridlocked. Yeah, you're grid locked. You're online. The Facebook group has more than 700 members. It was set up for people to spend their lives without shoes from going to the supermarket. Those people are so annoying where they're always just having fights with the people about why they can't go inside the place because they're not shoes on. It's just a policy. I don't know.

However, a vetting procedure has been introduced for prospective members to inform them. It is not a foot fetish group. Nothing against you, but it's not that kind of group. It's not up to you. Every time they have something like this. Every breastfeeding group is just... That's what I was literally about to say the breastfeeding groups. They go, what are all these creeps doing in our breastfeeding?

Where we go, well, taking photos of you breastfeeding. I don't know. Every breastfeeding group is that, you know? Yeah. Every barefoot group. There must be more. Must be more. If there was a group about, you know, women talking about ankle injuries, it would be within an hour.

It's the hand stuff. It is interesting, though, because you're like, dude, you can. get as much porn as you want, but this feels naughtier to them because they're not supposed to be spanking it. Right, and these people are like not willing participants in this fetish. I think that's something... Yeah. Yeah, you're just like, this is...

Ben Donnelly, a musician who's not worn shoes in a decade says... Who's not worn shoes or worked in a decade. That crazy life. Some people are living, man. Hey, man, I like a good barefoot, like the rest of the... I don't. You're a grown man. Put some fucking shoes on. Well, I mean, I like walking around

in my house. I don't. Oh, really? Nah. Barefoot, man. No, boots at all times. Ski boots. Let me, allow me to demonstrate it. You know how you be on ski boots. Well, if I can see me, his shoes be turned up.

He looked like a motherfucker's ski boots on. Is that how we do, is it? That's how we do that. Says many women in the group had received private messages asking for pictures. It's always men who give, uh, who give this attention. whether or not they want it. Well, yeah, I mean, that goes out of that saying. This is going to be doing.

Again, what do you need a group? Like, also, what do you need a Facebook group for your barefoot lifestyle? Like, you can't just walk around with bare feet without being like, I need a community. Yeah, but they need to show it off. They just show it off. You know, you're not doing this for you. You're doing this for the external validation. Right.

If something falls, if something happens and doesn't get a like, did it even really happen? Yeah. And I think the answer is no. So, now, you're sort of probably more of the Epstein expert. me. Mm-hmm. It, I was going to say

the first thing is I was talking to someone. I'm not getting fished into this one. Not the topic, but everybody was like, oh, we're getting that. I do feel a little bit like that also.

Calm down. Calm down. You know, I kind of had a point like that where I was just like, I can't make another. No, I'm not. You're not roping me

into this one a fucking 10th time right now. If we get that, look, if, because they're going to be, it already palmed. passed through all the stuff. Trump signed it.

The DOJ has 30 days to essentially shred whatever they implicates the Republicans and redact everything else. And then around Christmas we're going to get it. They have 30 days. So it'll be right around Christmas, which that'll make for some fun Christmas table arguments when the fucking FC files drop. But I...

Everyone seems to be seeing what they want to see. I refuse to get my hopes up about this whatsoever. I think this is going to be a whole lot of nothing. Prove me wrong. Like, I'll be happy to prove it wrong. I'm just, they've fucking dicked us around on this. Well, this is like the 30th time you've sort of been. That's what I'm saying, right?

And all of a sudden. And by the way, we know, I wasn't really, if anything, I'm tired of even saying that. I'm tired of saying not getting me this time. Yeah, they're doing the, they're doing the, like, it feels like this is just JFK all over again where, you know, just, yeah, we'll let you talk about this for the next fucking 50 years. But, uh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not super. super hopeful but we'll see I guess I don't know some interesting things came out in those emails like Epstein was talking with some uh congressperson from Virgin Islands was like texting with her live while she was in some hearing and her excuse was well he's technically a constituent of that part

was interesting yeah and you're like oh yeah constituent sure well I saw actually that video the girl um what's her name crockett or something like that hasn't crockett yeah yeah well she basically did my video. If you remember I did an Epstein video where there was a doctor with the name Epstein. Yeah, yeah. And he was a penis enlargement doctor and they said his list got out and everyone was

calling him, you know. Yeah, yeah. You know, he leaked his files of penis enlargements or whatever. But she did that. She comes out and she goes, these are the people that motherfucking, you know, she kind of talks like that. She's like, these are the motherfucking people that took money from Epstein and Jeffrey Epstein. And then she

listed off all these people. And then she's in an interview and they go yeah but that was not Jeffrey Epstein that was just a guy named Jeffrey Epstein and then you go and then they go but yeah what you said what you just said

there was a politician that was getting text messages from and then she switched she goes well I just that's why I said a Jeffrey Epstein I did not specify

and by the way that's why I left it open I said hey Jeff I did not you know and then they go so what do you think about the girl that she was she goes

he was a constituent and it was just no matter just three through and through, like, partisan hack, you know what I mean? Yeah, just... Which they all are, I guess, but she's more because their excuses were bad. How many Jeffrey Epstein...

But how do you not just be like, yeah, it was a mistake? I mean, I guess you can't, but... Yeah, how many Jeffrey Episines do you think there are in America? Tons. There must be a bunch. They should do a meetup. Jeffrey Epstein meetup, like the Ryan's? Jeffrey Epstein.

I am not the Jeffrey Epstein. I am not the Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, go by Jeff at some point. Yeah. Oh, there's no... I know a few Epstein's. Oh, me too. Yeah.

you got to go by Jeff. My friend was married to an Epstein. Oh, really? And changed their name to Epstein. Interesting. They're all like, it's Epstein. I think he does say that. Epstein now?

Weird, I remember it being Epstein. It's Epstein. I think he does say Epstein. Yeah. Yeah, so I do have a few of the funny parts. But the first part, and I kind of mentioned this as Gang Fest, but I was talking to someone who actually said they're moving out of New York, someone that's got money and runs a company that I was at that show

when I did it. Yeah. So it is happening. And they said they were looking to move and they actually told me they were New Hampshire and they go, you can buy Jislane Maxwell's house. It's like a $12 million house for like 2.5 mil. That's a good deal.

But no one wants to do it. And she wants cash. That's it has to be cash. I wouldn't even think twice about that. Do you think, well, do you think that you might be sitting with the bag because if you're the only wants to buy it, no one wants to buy it? I mean, enough time passes and people stop giving a shit. Well, do you want to try to go in on it?

Maybe. I mean, somebody lives... How far is New Hampshire? It's a few hours. So, somebody lives in Jeffrey Epstein's house on the Upper East Side. No tax state. And that's why they were looking at moving because of Mondami stuff and the tax being high and blah, blah. Yeah, but like somebody lives right now, I think we talked about it.

Somebody lives in Jeffrey Epstein's house, like something Morgan Stanley or J.P. Morgan, you know, high up or whatever. Probably so many bugs in that place, though. Probably. Probably. But somebody lives in that house right now. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's not just Does he rent?

No, he bought it for $50 million. Whoa. It's not, you know, it's a 50 million. It's, I'm sure it's... I bet you, you're right. If we went to try to buy this, there probably already is a bidding war taking place, but apparently not.

Apparently people don't want to move there. Maybe because it's in New Hampshire. Buddy, massive mansion, massive property, 2.5 mil. Seems like a steel. That's what I'm saying. Should we crowd fund it? Yeah, let's crowd fund it.

Set up a go-fond may. Move in New Hampshire. I just found that very, interesting but do you think that there's any bugs in the house? Oh yeah, there's fucking piss scams everywhere in that place. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, you can't take a piss and piece. Yeah.

You almost need to You almost need to hire. Literally you take a piss and there's some guy in Tel Aviv just watching. It's just the whole job is just to watch the piss games. Jeffrey, I've seen his house. For sure. He's just got a mainframe. It's just like a bay of fucking every, because you know

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slash boyscast. Well, Jeffrey Epstein's been getting hit, too. The media came at him. Jeffrey Epstein and Hitler both had micro penises. And this is, New York Post has gone back to back on it first. I'll leave these guys alone. Come on. You know, it's funny. I was kind of thinking that they were,

some people have made the point that this might be proof that Jewish people run the media when they're like Hitler as a micro penis. It's actually might be a point that women run the media where they go, and you've got a small dick. And you've got a, that's a good point. Yeah, he likes that one. Yeah, I mean, I don't know the purpose of this. Also, it's, but with the Hitler thing. The same thing I'm with Weinstein, though. A lot of these guys, they all come out and they're like, yo, this guy is

a fucking lemon dick. And they always kind of describe it as some weird fruit. Well, Jeffrey Epstein, he had a deposition like in, I don't know, 10 years ago or something, part of his stuff. And there was a deposition where they were asking him about his penis because it was described as being weird.

Don't you think that the, if the move is, if you have like actually just this crazy weird penis, it feels like the move more would be to almost like get a religious wife that's never been with a ton of guys. and just never talk about it. And then now it's like, what's the difference?

You're like, I have this one woman and no one really is... Well, ideally, but obviously... Whereas this guy's like, I'm going to show it to a million women. Well, he's got some tastes, you know, he's got some insatiable hungers. Like, what you're saying, he goes, yeah, if it was that easy, sounds great, it can't do that, though. Do you think it's related where you have a micro

and then, you know, you're trying to prove something maybe? Ah, I mean, I don't know the stats. I could see, you know, I could see something. where some dudes with micros are overachievers in some capacities? Well, I guess this guy overachievers sexually is what they're trying to say.

Yeah, he went a little too far. Which can delay or prevent puberty. So basically what happens is a lot of times when people get micros, it's like they almost didn't hit puberty sort of thing. Right. But I don't know why to describe, why they always describe it.

Yeah, they're at puberty. So, no, no, but something went wrong during puberty or something. Oh, okay. That happens to a lot of trans people. They try to be trans. and they end up with a micro. Have you seen on Twitter

because they came out with this thing and then all these like right wing Hitler loving accounts keep posting this video of Hitler like walking and is like you can see his like bulge to prove that he doesn't have a microplies

this is super gay I don't know what to tell you. You're like yeah I guess he doesn't have a micro penis you're also sharing fucking Hitler bulge content right now that's hilarious fucking 80 years later arguing over

what his piece looks like I know and then the people who like Hitler or like, no, I was fucking packing, actually. Yeah, yeah. They're like, this is really gay. It's all convos insane. The whole thing's crazy. So they started out by saying the Nazi.

We actually, so we mentioned this on our live podcast, which we'll probably put somewhere. But then they came out with an article two weeks later, essentially saying that Epstein and all of the people say is extremely deformed. The same thing they said with Weinstein, which was probably two inches tops, they said, hard. two inches tops like they're they're not talking about you had a small one they're talking about it's this like insane thing insanely huge piece massive fucking dong yeah um he made the remarks in a substack interview 46 year old said she didn't believe he was able to even have penetrative sex because it was so small so they're really hitting him on the horn not buying it by the way we totally forgot to cover the way you picture him he's packing oh yeah just like hitler uh we forgot to cover though the email

insinuating the Trump blew Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton can't get a fucking single piece of head in peace, man. I know. He's like, I'm just trying to retire. What's your take on that that it was, the guy was like making a joke? I mean, it must be. My brain cannot fathom a world where...

I don't think that happened, yeah. It's like, yeah, Trump just fucking gives Bill Clinton head. Yeah, I don't think, yeah. But a lot of people were kind of, seemed to think it did happen. Well, I guess the idea is, you know, it's this whole initiation ritual to get into politics. Like, that's how you, you know, it's essentially hazing for politics. It's just got to do real gay shit.

It's like, you know, they always say that about all the like pedophile, like how every politician's like a pedophile. And they go, no, no, they don't like like like like this stuff. This is just the initiation. We need the video of it so we know you control. Yeah, this is just so we know you're cool. Essentially. You just imagine just walking into a room and then you have to like suck off nine people. Clinton's there with his head behind his head.

Then after you finish, they're like, all right, we're. we're going to allow you to run for junior congressperson of queens yeah you can be a city counselor what thought i think i could have done that anyways you know no refunds i guess you fucked up there but it's good shit but yeah i don't no i don't believe that i don't that one seems too far-fetched it does seem pretty far-fetched but who knows maybe this this new release we just get just a video of Trump, Lo and Clinton. And they go, there you have it.

It seems dead to rights. Well, this condition does not affect how the penis works. It is an extremely rare condition affecting 1.5 and 1,000 people. So it's not, they're saying he had very fetal testosterone deficiency, so it's low-tie. You didn't seem like a low-tie guy, though. No, he doesn't really seem. I mean, I don't know. You know I'm better than I did.

But, I mean, they keep showing photos of him in his, like, underwear, and he seemed kind of like buff a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, it's not a guy who looks like he has specifically. But that's how, I'm just saying that's how you get a micropine. Oh. Is the, you don't produce testosterone. And then when you're going through puberty, testosterone is part of that whole.

Right. So it's procedure, yeah. That's tough. Fetal testosterone deficiency itself can be caused by a few different conditions. Prater Willie syndrome. Prater Willie. I swear. Look at.

Praeter Willie syndrome. Willie has been Spelled W-I-L-L-I A rare... Not to be just confused with Prager-Willie syndrome

Praeter Willie syndrome Hypogonatic hypogonaticism So there's a weird long one When the hypolomis And pituitary gland Failed to produce enough

hormones To stimulate the testes or ovaries And they have to bring in Dene's lips take too much TRT too much test you get that oh really yeah um but okay so most of it

most of this article is about what to do when you have a micropine it doesn't really talk about Jeffrey Upsin that much how is a micropinus diagnosed is my woman shrieks oh my god I guess I have a micro penis um

so listen to this this is how it's diagnosed a doctor will gently stretch the penis and measure it from tip to base. That is crazy that you're going in and part of the procedure is the doctor pulls out a ruler. Isn't that wild? The doctor measuring your dick to see if you have a microband?

Doc, I'm pretty sure I have one. I don't need you to measure anything. No, no, no, no. We got to get this in your permanent record. I get this by the books. If I'm nothing, if I'm not an honest doctor. Come on, just take my word for it, Doc. Is anything we do?

I wish I could be one of these, Willie-nilly or more importantly, no willy-nilly doctors, but I do things, I do things by the books here. I'm nothing if I'm not noticed. To measure every cock that came into my office. Why are you putting the ruler in your mouth? Oh, my hands are tired. You just smell the ruler? I got to be honest with you, the hands get a-tied because this is the 12th appointment this hour.

Stuff. You spit on the ruler? Two most common treatments include testosterone therapy surgery, provided via injunctrine. injections or gel applied to the skin. So apparently you can treat it by getting tea therapy and make your dick grow. Yeah, probably when you know. But is that only if you're in puberty? Yeah.

Yeah, you got a, I remember I had a kid in my high school who was like 16 and still haven't gone through puberty. It was weird. He just like looked like a little boy. Really? Yeah. 16. Yeah, he was like 16.

Did he eventually grow? I mean, I don't know. How did his dick taste? Uh, it was, it tasted normal. So that's the first. thing. There is some funny kind of media response where the

Democrats were kind of basically in Epstein's emails. He was like, you know, Trump stinks, you know? You can't trust that guy. Well, all the stuff with Michael Wolf where Michael Wolf's like this New York Times report. I didn't realize how involved Michael Wolf was. Like the guy who wrote all the Trump books, I didn't realize how fucking cozy he was. And he was like super chummy

with Epstein. Yeah. I mean, he's getting sued by Melania because he said that Epstein introduced Melania to Trump. I mean, I will say Trump's trying to be like, I didn't know the guy. Your name comes up a million times. But you're boys. Yeah. They were like New York fucking fuck boys.

Yeah, for sure. And I mean, he was so connected. Like, it's not such a far stretch to think like they knew each other. They were party friends. Yeah, they were party friends. But again, Virginia Goughre or whatever, whose name was redacted from that email thing to basically make Trump look bad. she was the one who said in her book she's like yeah i never had any bad encounters with him

he was really nice to me because she worked at mara lago and then i guess epstein poached her from mara lago that was the whole debacle yeah that was the whole debacle yeah that was the whole debacle but trump's like i kicked him out and then but in one of the emails he's like yeah i'm not a member how can you take my membership away that's what geoffrey epstein said so he's uh well you can still got banned or whatever yeah he still got banned yeah yeah but i think maybe yeah i don't I don't know. Oh, yeah, there's no question when Trump's like, I didn't know the guy. It's like, sure, bud. Yeah. I mean, it is weird because Trump was, I don't think he sucked off Clinton. Trump was acting so guilty, uh, like a couple months ago. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's like, why are we even talking about this anymore? Like, what are you guys so obsessed?

He does the Allen Ivers in practice. Yeah, he's like, why are you guys so obsessed with this shit? Like, I don't get, and you're like, well, all, half of the people in your administration promise that this would be the whole thing. be a pretty big part of your base. Yeah. Yeah, and everybody wants it. It kind of feels like he always just goes with his own instincts and generally his instincts have kind of been in line enough with what people want where it feels like right now there's kind of this divergence of like what he wants to do and what his base wants to do to the point where it's becoming hard for people that like him to ignore. Yeah, and I mean the Democrats have made this their whole thing as just a, you know, a way to like hurt the Republicans, but, just saying that release the stuff. So, again,

I don't. I can't imagine that we're getting anything. I know. That's almost going to do the whole episode about it, but there is some funny things that I want to talk about it. For sure. This is what he apparently said. He took people that worked for me and I told him, don't do it anymore. And he did it. I said, stay the hell out of here. Yeah, that's, and I, oh, you think I'm friends? What actually happened is he came and I said, hey, hey, Epstein, you stay the hell out of here. Yeah, but also, not, even now that we say it. Like, what did Virginia, she was, you know, 18? What was she doing at Mara Lago that he's so pissed off that she's getting poached? Like, a receptionist? He's like, don't poach my receptionists.

I don't know what she was doing. Yeah. It just seems, yeah, she was, when she was 16 years old, like, what, imagine you're like, yeah, what are you doing poaching my waiters? Like, who gives a shit? What do you mean? I'm, I'm disagree with that. Someone can't come to your, uh, your buddy can't come to your restaurant and start talking to your employees and asking them to leave your, we'd be like, what are you doing? I mean, obviously, obviously. is a weird thing about it. Dude, you're in a restaurant. If I owned a restaurant and you came to my restaurant and then you were like, yeah,

I was talking to your employee. He's going to come work for me now. I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I guess. But it's one of those things where it's not like the manager. You're like, I can't imagine Trump is so involved in everything where he's like, yeah, you poach the waitress from like the dining hall or whatever. Like probably, how does he even know about it?

Sure, that's a, that's an okay point. But I can see that also being petty. Yeah. I'm sure Trump is petty about that stuff. Epstein apparently sent an email to his own address. I don't know why he sends emails to himself. She worked at the spa. Saying that Trump never got a massage despite coming to my house many times during that period.

So he's been to part, you know, he's been to his parties. No question. I mean, there's photos with them. There's no question they do each other. Do you think he's sweating? Do you think Trump is like sweating? I think other politicians are probably sweating more, but do you think Trump's sweating or in his mind? He's like, they're not going to get me a shit.

Again, I can't see him. Like if this is going to bring down the whole administration, it seems hard to believe. He's just like, yeah, let's let it all out in the open. Maybe best case scenario is just this implicates literally everyone and just like, yeah, sorry, we're all. To wash? Yeah, it's just like, we're all pedophiles. It's just like, we can't just get a new government. We're just going to fucking everybody's just quitting government.

We're going to start all over again. Fucking crazy. Yeah, but or it's just going to be so heavily redacted because there's still like, it sounds like the deal. OJ has power to redact lots of stuff on many reasons. So maybe just, you know, he's kept out of it. National security threat. And you go, what's this threat? And you go, woo.

I don't know. We're not telling you, but it exists. Yeah. It does feel like they're, anytime they're just like, oh, we're about to give you all the info and you go, who's you going to implicate us? You go, oh, yeah, exactly, right? That's like the idea that you're like, yeah, some stuff. Like, we're going to get to see Bill Clinton get perp walked.

You're not getting Bill Clinton perp walked. I'm sorry. There's no scenario. And look, I would love to be wrong about this. I would love nothing more than that. You know, we get media slop, you know, these articles. I would say, yeah, you get your daily slop. This is the government giving you your monthly slop.

Yeah, here's your little slop feed. Maybe if anything, we can, after this, you go, okay, well, they released everything. That's it. We don't need to talk about this anymore at the very least. no it's not going away well it's not going away but if they say okay we released everything here Danny you have people hear that loud and clear Danny saying

and then after that come out we'll no more we're done with this don't look into this any further good news nothing to see here put a pin in it well I just yeah

aka Steve's dick people will still talk about this I'm just saying from their standpoint they go okay we gave you everything stop asking what more can we do yeah we gave it it all to you and now you guys go run off and have fun. Figure out whose

themes we redacted. This is how JJ acts when you're like rematching them and he goes, look, I wasn't. He just shows you

a completely different thing and he goes that's not related. It's the thing that like liars do were there. Okay, but I did get his book list and I thought

that was, have you seen the book list? No, I haven't seen the book list. Okay, so he's a big reader. Okay. Some of them are normal conversations with a mathematician,

exploring randomness, several books on tantric sex Family wealth management Story of Practical Idealist The Complete Book of Pilates for Men Okay Pretty funny one So he had a lot of this like yoga bullshit

Yeah he was a fitness guy Physics of immortality Claims humans can be resurrected in this book So he started to get up to some wacky shit Yeah He probably saw the writing on the wall He goes right Six installments for

a series called Orgy, O-G-Y. It's a Cold War-era sex research thriller. Between two stools, investigation into scatology. That's not poop stuff. Look it up. Look it up. Between two stools. Scatological is like a science thing.

Scatology. Is scatologically not poop? Oh, no. It is poop. Yeah, all right. So he's looking up Scatten book. Oh, so he's in the poop stuff. Okay, I don't have the, I just have the list, so tell me what investigation into scatology is.

Investigate, I guess it is poop stuff, yeah. Investigation into... And then click images. It takes me to a tub girl. Scatology is the study of feces. All right, so he's that... The study of feces. So that's a weird one to have.

So he's just, yeah, he's just getting it, uh, all right, I thought that meant something else. I told you, there's some weird ones in here. the prisoner of sex critique of feminism okay not a big feminist no I'm just saying he might have been you know he was getting red pill after all these

after all these allegations came out do you think that was pre-alligation or post allegation maybe after he did his first jail term when he was in jail maybe he's feminists are trying to take me down right extraordinary minds

gut feelings the intelligence of the unconscious one of four of blah blah blah border line borderline conditions and the pathological

narcissism so it's a book on narcissism so maybe he was starting to think am I a narcissist is something wrong with me he has in praise of profanity so a book on why swearing's sick rock and roll

so he's fucking yeah he's a dog man he's a dog that's it fuck you do you think that's like the Christian, you know, I'm listening to, I'm listening to gangster rap. Like, fuck you, dad. I'm reading the pathology of swearing. All right.

Bitcoin for dummies, which is hilarious because he was pretty involved in Bitcoin. So outwardly... And just finance for him to be reading any for dummies book, period. Isn't that wild? You're reading for dummies? They still have those? Bitcoin for dummies is a hilarious book to be reading while you're running a fucking hedge fund. Yeah. I would not like who you walk in.

This guy's managing a billion dollars of you. It's just like finance for dummies. I'd like to take my money out of here, please. And then there was another blockchain book after that. Fear by Bob Woodward on Trump. Fire and Fury by Michael Wharf. So he's reading all the anti-Trump literature. Rise and Kill First,

the secret history of Israel's targeted assassinations on espionage. Uh-oh. in the closet of the Vatican on gay Catholic priests so some pedophile shit he's probably like being like how'd they get away with this for so long I mean that seems like what the kind of like implication is he was like what's their secret he probably read that whole book and then they get to the part where they start

getting caught he's like ah wasted time I just wasted five hours on this exactly wait they get caught Oh yeah, I got caught Jeff A serious guide to joke writing Oh no He started he wanted to dabble

Man He's doing spots In New York to see him range Someone told me That he used I don't know was this on our thing with it Someone said they used to have a comedian lunch With him

Oh really? I think Sam Tripoli told us that Oh I know Lewis Black said he used to go to his house all the time. Uh-huh. Yeah, so maybe he was interested in comedians for some reason. Well, I'll tell you one thing. I did feel like where I was,

I have like lots of friends that were yelling at me about Epstein this weekend. And then I come home and getting yelled at Epstein. I'm like, if my mom sends me a text, like, you hear about this Epstein guy? Can I have a second? Yeah. Lodita. And that's the final purchase.

It's about a man obsessed with a 12-year-old girl, which some people said it was a, coincidence, but it's... Yeah, sure. But he has the... He had the book, Lolita. Okay. So anyways, it was interesting.

He's writing jokes. He's... Crypto for dummies. Real polymath. Man of many talents. Renaissance, man. And then lastly, pedophile for dummies. Pedophile and for dummies?

Then there's more, too, but those were, you know, some of the list in the last... This is like 2019-18. This is not back in the day. Interesting guy. I know. Yeah. You heard it here first.

Danny calls him, what would you say about Epstein? I'd say he was an interesting man. Hitler, interesting guy. Don't believe the lies. Don't believe the lies where people are saying, this guy doesn't have a nice piece. You can see the video of Hitler.

He's absolutely packing. Did you watch it in slow-mo? Yeah, it's fucking dangling there. There's no way that that's a micro. Unless he has some sort of contraption. It's just no way. So, moving on to one of the funniest articles for me and the slop, which we all knew was coming.

Yeah. But it has caught me. Caught Steam. I'll read you the title so you know which article I'm about to talk about. Bros. Are really dominating podcasting. And that's the NPR one. The other one, uh, podcasting's diversity problem.

Yeah, that's the one I sent to the group chat. Okay, you said that one. Yeah. That one's so funny. You're like, yeah, you forced us to do this. Preach. Not that we don't love. love each and every one of you, but again, it was, uh, you definitely, the entertainment industry was

like, yeah, yeah, this is, well, a lot of the, you, so you can make the argument that a lot of new technologies come from someone, uh, maybe, let's say, uh, there was kind of like an industry that was dominated by a certain people and you go, oh, this whole thing's like rigged now and then people go create Bitcoin. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Like, create something else. Yeah, so you probably make a good point where you go, you just looked, there was no opportunity in this area, mainly because they specifically made, you know. When we started in comedy, there was like,

these are the opportunity, this is the available opportunities. And then once that closed off, everyone's like, okay, well, let's try something else. Yeah, exactly. And then people were like, okay, I'm going to build my own little YouTube channel. I'm going to start a podcasting and all my friends are doing it. So that just becomes the new scene. That becomes the new scene.

but in terms of the diversity, like, there is a reason that it's not diverse. And I'm just making the argument that to make it positive, that's the reason that like every new technology comes a lot of times. But yes, I'm not discounting your point, which is absolutely correct. Yeah. It's not diverse because you guys were like white people don't get to work. Well, for me. I don't get to work, you know, eight years ago.

Yeah, we're not letting white guys work anymore. You go, okay. Well, for me, that was definitely women for you as well. That was when I moved to America, for example, You know, and I was doing shows at CBC. I actually talked to Scott Thompson. I'm not going to air a thing out, but kids in the hall, like legendary. But they did a, I think this he said before, but they did like a remake of kids in the hall.

Yeah. And his experience was not good. Yeah. And unfortunately, I watched it. And it was not good. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, they have like a board that apparently, and this is just, this is not even from him.

This is, they had to deal with it, but everyone does. it's for real. They have a board of like a regulation board that goes through every comedy like to make sure that it has no all the diversity check-but no like you know offensive whatever all this different random stuff right so but there was definitely times where you know we were doing I was doing kind of stuff at the hard times

I had you know done all the band stuff I had my little cable access show and we were we were just doing all sorts of different stuff We were standups in Toronto. And then I had like a CBC show. Every conversation I had was about race. Like I just every phone call, every conversation was kind of like, you know, obviously we can't do it. And most of the guys I'm dealing with were kind of bros where you've, there's a lot of people

that I would deal with that were, you know, older. And they were not a lot of them really all in on this stuff. They were just like, you know how it is. Yeah, that's how it is. And we want to keep our jobs. And this is what. But a lot of times it wasn't even them that made their decisions, you know. you'd have a manager and they're like, yeah, they don't want white guys right now.

So if you want to do something, you have to kind of, you could be sort of like one of the creative leads, but like the main characters. And I kind of did that system a little bit where you, you know, develop some shows around like a woman where you're kind of in the background, you know, sort of thing. We did a show. I remember we had to fill out the diversity reports and all this stuff. And at some point you just go, well, you go, why am I, why would I be trying to get into an industry that's sort of, the, like I have to force myself in. You go, well, and then you kind of look and you go, you know, comedy sort of feels like it has some like energy.

So you go, I remember having the conversation so much. They had just for laughs and all these festivals and it was all about, and I just remember being like, yeah, who gives a shit? Yeah. Like I will, we, we were like way more, way earlier than everyone else kind of being like, who, yeah, who, we don't, that means nothing. Who gives a shit? Yeah, it doesn't mean anything anymore for sure.

Right. So when we moved to America, I think both of us had the idea of like, Like, we're going to build our own shit. We're going to do, you know, kind of be part of the New York comedy scene, build a podcast. I said, at the time I go, I'm not getting an agent. I'm not getting a manager only for touring. I'm not going to audition for anything. Even still, I've had lots of times where people want me to audition for things.

I do not do it. I don't pitch shows. I don't, like I was just, I'm not in the industry. I'm over here. I'm doing my own little thing. We're building a fan base and it's worked. We have a lot of people. Yeah.

So that's what happened. and you are right that it was like, well, why did that happen? It was like, well, it felt like there was just impossible to get in here. There was, they're like, okay, 90% of fucking new comedians are like white dudes. Yeah. Or black dudes, you know. Or whatever, yeah, but for sure. And the dudes, that's for sure.

It's just not represented. It was, yeah, you go, well, I'm the group that they're trying to have less of. And it's, there's way too many. Yeah. And the audience was still like, I remember, you know, Comedy Central. You'd go on their Instagram page like five years ago. and they flipped from posting, you know, just like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle and they're like, here's all these new, diverse people and everybody hated it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, the audience was like, we don't like this, though. Like, there was very much where they were trying to shoehorn this shit into them. And they're like, but we don't like this. So there obviously was this opportunity where you're like, yeah, there's all these people who are not happy with comedy right now. And so you can kind of just circumvent. Yeah, yeah.

And original and just meet them where they are. Yeah. So it is so funny to have that where you kind of like, okay. I'm mad about it. We're going to take... What, sorry, say that again? I'm just saying, now they're mad about it. Yeah, and more importantly, the...

Yeah, they started... I mean, it's the same with crypto, where it was just like, crypto's shitty, and then at the end of it, it's like, we need more women in crypto. It's the same thing where it was like, oh, men, we're going to go start your little podcast, and then five years later, it's like,

let us in. You know, and it's kind of, this happens over and over again, and it's not always just male-female or diversity. It's a lot of times with everything where it's, you know, the old people, or the whatever fucking mainststs, stream bullshit they're trying to do and then people start a new thing and then they go hey we we can't we need to take this over right which is funny because it's you know the way things are this isn't traditional

media we can't let you in that is the best part of it where you go I've even said you had a joke like that you said a long time ago that I always thought was funny and probably repeated it where people are just like oh they're gonna they want to cancel that guy you go from what yeah you're gonna take away his RSS feed right you go hey can't do what yeah and you go what are they going to do? Come to me and be like, hey, I need you to put a girl in the boys' gas

and it's just like, no. No, but we also can't call up YouTube and be like, hey, there's these young, new diverse creators.

Can you make their podcast pop out? Well, they are in other countries. That is a big part of what they do. Actually, the Canada stuff, apparently. They are trying to do that.

They did announce a thing they're like going full CanCon with YouTube. But this is the scam that a lot of these countries have where they go, you have to have a full, and this was this bill

that people were trying to fight because essentially they go, And it's not just Canada. Like I think London's doing some version of this, but it hasn't made it to America, which is why it makes it hard to do on a broad scale. And it doesn't work because if you don't get America on board, you can't pull these scams. But the reason why it's interesting is they kind of, they go, hey, we need Canadian content. So you have to make the homepage and the algorithms like this much Canadian content, which is hard to do.

But more importantly, then they go, if you want to be included as Canadian content, here's a list of things we need from you. Right. If you want to be on this list of... You've got to fill out all this paperwork and just all this. Well, yeah, and you've got to kind of talk about what we want to talk. Yeah, for sure. But that's what they're talking about is they're going to, you know, that if you live in Canada, your algorithm will just change and I'll just be all this Canadian content that's worse.

Yeah, and Canadian content that meets that requirement. Like, I bet you our podcast is one of the biggest podcast in that country. Yeah. And they would not probably include us. Al no. Right. So it's a scam. It's not, it's ideologically.

Yeah. It's just, yeah, back, they just want the power to pick winners. again. But we've lost the power to pick winners. We want that power back. And why did you lose the power to pick winners? Because you picked a lot of losers. And yes, because, you know, it's like you go, hey, here's the top comedians in Canada.

And you go, who are those people? Yeah. And you go, like you go, someone I go, I wouldn't hire that guy like feature for me. I don't think. And you go, a guy. Yeah. I wouldn't hire that person. That former guy.

Yeah. Feature for me. Like, what are we talking about? they go, no, that's the second new biggest comedian in the country. And you go, yeah, but we have eyes. And it's not. It's not. Nobody thinks that. So yeah, you're right. It is this interesting situation where they're kind of like, well, we need to change that. You go 70% of hosts are male, 77% of white. And you go, and if you, but by the way, if you look at what comedy is, and it's not just comedy, if you could look at YouTube, who are most podcasters? You know, there's obviously the side that's like, murder and all that sort of stuff. But most podcasts are, you know, some form of creator, influencer, comedian, whatever. And you go, well, what, you go, if you said 80% of podcasts are men, you go, and what

percentage of comedians are men? Yeah, you go, okay. So it actually checks out. And you go, well, more girls should be comedians. I go, well, they're allowed to. Yeah, nobody's stopping them. You're actually encouraged. Yeah.

It's not even that they're not being stopped. They're actually actively encouraged to do it. Yeah, and there's harder parts and not harder parts. The easier part is if you're a woman that's like two, three years in a comedy, and if you're actually pretty good, you will probably get opportunities that like a dude that's three years in, like, you know, would never in a million years be offered. However, the negative part of that is if you aren't that good

and you're probably scrutinized a little harder, because there has been people shunhorned in, so you have to sort of prove it a little harder. But then you get more stuff. So there's good parts and bad parts. there's yeah pros and cons but interesting

that we kind of knew this would happen the same way that happened with Bitcoin the same way that happened YouTube we're getting the smear pieces been like it's not diverse enough

but the truth is you go look at outliers when they just want us dead that's all they want it's the only acceptable thing and go why won't you guys just fucking die already I mean they go away

yeah just go away but when you leave if you leave people to their natural devices and you go hey there's jobs where you have to kind of go be your own boss there's no guarantees

there's no you know there's no you can't say if someone starts a podcast you're going to guarantee this much money and it's a you know you're going to say yeah you're gambling right now low and behold things where you're gambling entrepreneurship you get more men like that's just what it is you know yeah a host of the top hundred podcast in 2024 were overwhelmingly white and male

new comprehensive study of USC reveals of the top podcast, 64% were hosted by men. 77% of the hosts were white, underlying a severe lack of diversity in the medium that continues to rise in popularity. And decentralized medium. That is the story. Literally, there's no black people who are being prevented

from starting a podcast. Right. There's no anything. Like nobody, it's never been easier. You need 200 bucks worth of equipment. Like, I know plenty of people who literally film their podcast with their phone. Yeah.

And you need like a little bit of audio equipment and you're like, there you go. You have a YouTube channel. You're good to go. And let's have at it. Go. Yeah, go do a podcast. And they're like, well, why aren't we being funded? You go, that's not how it works.

It's not a job. Yeah, it's not a job. You don't get money for it. Like, they expect to be like, yeah. Well, again, in Canada, there probably is a bunch of people who are like, yeah, the CBC gave me 50 grand to do this. Well, yeah, yeah. And who got that money. Of course.

Yeah, yeah. Not anybody that resembles us. That's for sure. that is for sure but that's why this stuff in some ways doesn't make it kind of makes me

it always for a long time it's made me laugh more than it ever made me angry because you're just like and what are you gonna do about it yeah nothing yeah I mean definitely well this is we need to centralize

the decentralized parts of the internet and you go try yeah go ahead and they go we will they're writing these little fucking articles I guess what you can do is sort of shame women

into listening to you know supporting each other more I guess. But again, like there's a lot of good women run true crime podcasts that I'm sure have no fucking stage of listeners. I mean, Candice Owens is pretty up there. Yeah. And, you know, there's all the, they want more. I got you. Loud and clear. More of that. Gotcha. Loud and clear. No, no, no. Nothing. So also, you guys must love Candice Owens. Oh, you guys hate Israel too? All right. Cool. Let's do this. Yeah. But this to me is inevitable, but hilarious. Well, they're going to get really mad when the crossover goes back the other way where they're like,

that's, I know. That's when they're going to get really past. Like, I saw something where, Good point. Netflix is starting to buy podcasts that they're going to, like, show in Netflix. Like, uh, they're trying to. Well, that's when they can actually take it back because they can, they can control what those purchases are. Yeah, yeah.

But I, like, and obviously they're going to offer huge sums of money. But Netflix wants, like, I think they're buying some of the ringer podcast, Bill Simmons. And they're trying to buy a bunch of podcasts to put them on Netflix. Yeah. essentially as like, you know, TV shows essentially. Yeah. That's when these people are going to get real upset. They're like, wait, you did your own thing and then it worked?

Yeah. What? I mean, this is you kicking someone out of your party and then getting furious when their party is better. Yeah, their party's better. And then people from your house want to leave to their party and you're like, we need to shut that party. Yeah.

And they know how not diverse that party is? They want to, what they want to do is call the cops and be, you know what they're in, they want to call the cops and say, hey, you need to shut that party down. but in this scenario, there's not really any cops. No, there's no cops. Cops are like, there was no crime committed. I don't know what you want us to do. We're actually, we're at the party right now.

It's a pretty fun time. They have white claws at the party. What do you guys have? And goes, not alcoholic beer. Sorry. It actually would be the opposite party scenario because you'd call and you'd say, this party's amazing. You go, why?

You go tons of chicks. They're all mean, though. It's a complete opposite. Yeah. Where you go, this party's the best. best you know why it's fucking all chicks bitches galore bitches galore

yeah so hilarious and and they all move together so the rap NPR all these places they got their marching orders they got their marching orders there's 40 but

it's it's so toothless I know because what can you do just all they know are you going to do all they know how to do is complain so right they're doing their part but who are you complaining to there's no manager to complained to. Yeah, exactly. They're like, we used to be able to cancel stuff. You go, well, those people had bosses. Yeah, now you're trying to cancel the bosses. Yeah, and the thing is,

it's like, when they try to cancel barstool and Portnoy is like, okay, I'm not firing myself, so next question. Yeah, next question. Or Dana White, kind of same thing. All they can do is get YouTube to show you down, but they know they're like, well, we can't ask YouTube to kick them off. It's, it's hard to do it without getting exposed. They didn't do anything of that. So they're like, they were just complained. I don't know. Well, it is, I'll tell you on the other side of that, one thing that's interesting in terms of how much the digital world means

more, and whenever I talk to, like, managers and stuff like that or anyone in this industry, you do realize there's a lot of people that still don't realize that, let's say, Hassan Minaj is not as famous as Logan Paul. Like, you know what I mean? There's a lot of people that maybe still don't realize kind of the

impact. Hassan Minaj is not even as famous as Josh Johnson. Yeah, I don't think so. That might be true. Maybe similar. I don't think. I don't think. Hard to say. I think Josh Johnson, even because they're both like daily show guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Josh Johnson's so online.

Yeah, he's this huge online thing. Huge online, yeah. Yeah, Sam Minaj has a big online following as well. But who knows? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the point I'm trying to make. But TikTok, 84% of the songs that entered the Billboard's Global 200 chart in 2024 went viral on TikTok first. Yeah. So do you know crazy that is where they go, so out of a 200 songs,

85% of them were a song that the little four-second clip went viral on. TikTok. Like that is the only way almost that you have a hit now. Yeah. You know, crazy that is? That is crazy. I don't know how does TikTok, like, is that all organic or is there kind of like a similar old? Well, the labels are trying to,

they try to hack it, but you could say the same thing about anyone where, you know, there's podcast networks that have tried to, you know, figure out how to injureate their content everywhere. And there is, but it's, you know, that's not, you can, you have a better chance

if you have more money, but that's anything. Yeah, because I know, I remember, like, that Shibuzi guy, and his just, I remember I was one period, just, like, every fucking fifth TikTok was just someone doing, like, some regular person doing a video with his music over top of it. Oh, yeah. That seems to be the, how you really get, like, really reach a ton of people is overlaying the song.

Well, that's what happens. Yeah. That's what going viral means. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but how you get, like, you can't force those people to do it. I guess, no, it has to catch on. Yeah, it just has to catch on. so it's kind of cool I guess that's good I mean I sort of cool but it's interesting that that's

almost so centralized where you go oh that if you're a musician it's TikTok and that's it yeah it's TikTok just fucking and you go and what are those other 15 look like people that were already famous probably probably if you just took out if you took about people that were already huge and you go you know whatever let's say Rihanna or something you know the the percentage of people that were famous from any place other than TikTok and music is like zero. Zero, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know if you were a musician, like how would you get your music out? Other than that. I mean, it's CDs in Times Square or this. Just forcibly handing CDs to people and then screaming at them for money. That's kind of a... What a shift, though.

Yeah, I know. That is a... Yeah, I mean, I guess nobody listens to the radio. I know probably Spotify playlists probably do it a little bit. I think what happens next, by the way, is what they're doing in these other countries where if you're trying to rig something,

you have to rig it at the algorithm level. So probably my prediction is there's going to be some like big fights at the algorithm level. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how easy it is for ever, for these companies to make specific algorithms for every country like that.

Like there will be some. No, that's the argument against it. There's just like we can't really, it's like impossible. And I'm sure there will be some companies if the country's small enough they're like, okay, we're just not going to have YouTube in your country.

Right. If that's what you want to do, you're like fine, your country's tiny. like we don't care. Just find no YouTube in your country. Yeah. And it'll just go that way.

They'll kind of call their bluff on it. Like they did with Canada with the news. Yeah, and then there'll be some super shitty Canadian YouTube version. Oh my God. Mabler? Yeah. Oh, God.

Can you imagine how badly that would work? You do one scroll. It's twitching. God damn. Yeah. Well, and then Michelle Obama, has her podcast. She's shut down. She did a big press tour. Have you seen this? Yeah. And she was just going on about how hard it is for her and how she... I mean, I'm so sympathetic for Michelle.

My sympathy is Michelle. You're not ready for a woman president. She said, you know, she wouldn't run because no one will vote for a woman. You know what I was kind of thinking? Just side note. Like, yeah, that one's obvious where, you know, Michelle Obama doing her, I'm a victim to her. It's like, eye roll or whatever, right? But I did think it was kind of interesting that, If you look at a lot of the female politicians, like I think Germany had, was it Germany had one, uh, was it Berlin, Italy. A lot of the female politicians that win prime minister or president seem to be right wing. Uh, yeah, Japan.

Right now, actually Japan. Yeah. Right wing, uh, prime minister, president elected. Uh, Italy. It seems like in this moment, women do better almost going right wing because you know that probably like if you think about what the people are worried about, they're just like, well, if she's right wing, she's probably not going to be that, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. She'll be like right wing with like a bit of like a feminine touch. Right. Kind of like a softer touch. Yeah, I think people a little bit feel like that where she's not going to be accused of being, you know, too masculine, like in a way that. She won't go like full-blown dictator on you. Like you probably feel like, yeah, that probably won't happen.

She's still a woman after all. Yeah, it almost seems like that's like a sweet spot for female politics. politicians where they're like, I'm right wing, but I'm still feminine, I care about people. Kind of like what Marjorie Taylor Green's doing a little bit. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah, that is interesting. Because yeah, yeah, there are a bunch of them. Like, I'm trying to think who else. I don't know. And it's harder to hit them on being sexist, which is like a big part of what, you know,

right wing politicians probably get hit on. Right. So it's, whereas, you know, what people are worried about when you, you know, in these countries where the policies have gotten two left wing or whatever, they think, people are kind of worried about too much of that. And this is like a, happy medium for some people probably. Yeah, that's a good point. It seems like that's, if you look at the most women that have been elected into

heads of countries, it's all right way. The Japan one was one of the where Polymarket blew it, because Polymarket had this chick like getting smoked and then last minute she won. Yeah. It was like one of the rare ones where Polymarket blew it. Ah. Yeah. Yeah, it's almost like

how you always see I forget what I was going to say I don't know it just a lot of this seems to be people this migration issue seems to be Oh I know how Hillary Clinton always had to act like she was You know extra tough on everything Where it's like I'm the I'm the military

I'm the you know I'll bomb any country You almost have to go over the top Because you're kind of oh people are going to worry that I'm soft Where this is kind of the opposite of that Yeah that makes sense that makes sense maybe we'll see a right wing woman president

honestly yeah yeah I don't know who that would be though but you they might have a more likely chance to win if you actually yeah yeah yeah I mean that does that does make sense never thought about it anyways I have a whole bunch of more funny things

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