The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Bill Gates' Mosquito Factory & The Gayest Manliness Cult in History

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

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This week, Amazon shut down someone's smart home after a delivery driver misheard what he thought was racism coming from the doorbell. And I think I speak for the whole boys cast when I say good. Although it was a false alarm this time, what happens the next time when a delivery driver hears hero, derivery, hero from the white inhabitants while they're pulling their eyes to the side in a racist fashion? Or a doorbell that's been programmed to do a caricature of a black woman saying, go, you know, you better leave that food on the ground i'll be hungry those houses need to be shut down and those people and their doorbells will now think twice after amazon sending a warning shot to anyone that wants to make racist remarks and have their house still work programming your doorbell to say hey

leave the package at the door me so sleepy it's not okay whoever does that should have the house shut down and their door permanently locked so other members of the KKK can't get in for the racism summit they're likely holding in their basement. And before they can program their doorbell to say, leave package and show bobs, please open, and I'm not talking about delivery, please open, show bobs.

Racism and sexism, power off their microwave and their TV so they can't get any more of the racist fix. And since you brought up sexism, Ryan, what about the guy who programmed his daughter to say, a woman in the workforce, now I've seen everything. The least Amazon can do is shut that guy's toaster down. Shut down that sexist before you can tell the female delivery driver to make him a sandwich before dropping two pieces of bread and some lunch meats on her head from the room.

Thank you, Amazon, for preemptively preventing those lunch meats from being covered all over that woman of color's head. Although we don't like the police, I do think Amazon should be the racism police and turn the taps of those racists off. And if they want water, they can get it at the racism factory where they probably work. If you ask me, turn them off now. Better safe than sorry. The boys. It's the boys' cast.

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Yeah. We are in the house. In the hizzy. This thing actually blew me away. Bill Gates in the most villainous move of all time. So Bill Gates' whole thing is like, I'm not a villain, right? People are like, you are a villain. He's like, if I'm such a villain,

why am I starting a mosquito factory? So Bill Gates essentially has a mosquito factory where he's cranking out like 20 million mosquitoes a day. Yeah, I'm pretty pro-Bill Gates on this one. You're sort of liking the mosquito factory. I had dengue fever. 20 million of

your dick. Dude, I literally had, he's making these super mosquitoes to cure dengue fever. Danny pulls his dick out and then the girl goes over yanking it with Bill Gates' factory. Give him a bit of a bite on you. Yeah, he's trying to rid the world of dengue fever.

I'm sure a lot of people are like, yeah, you really believe that's what he's doing? That's what I'm saying, though. It's like, if I had this idea where it's like, all I have to do is make 20 million mosquitoes a day and unleash them and there's some way that i'll cure decade fever i go you know what it's not the move it's like if you had an idea where you go you know how you can cure sunscreen is just put legos in the sand at every beach if you put nails in

apples on that are delivered on halloween it's like a really solid move in order to make kids healthier razor blades and apples and chocolate bars chocolate bars. Well, it's crazy. So it's like, probably the most... I mean, this is some real Dr. Frankenstein shit right here. That's what I'm saying. Imagine telling someone, people are like, listen, buddy, this guy's a villain. And you're like, oh, as if I'm...

As you stand there in front of the Mosquito King. Oh, you're telling me the Mosquito King is a villain. Yeah. He goes, you wouldn't mess with Bill Gates. I'm telling you,

I'm a villain, huh? Just holing up mosquitoes and just fucking putting them into a ball. This is what he says. Yeah, he goes, it's going to, basically they put something in the mosquitoes that then meets with the other mosquitoes.

They put a bacteria in the mosquitoes, and then they make those mosquitoes. They release them to go fuck with the dengue mosquitoes, and then they can't have dengue fever anymore. We'll see. I mean, that's how I got dengue fever. Goddamn skeeter bit me. I'll tell you, this is one step away from him being like, you know what would really help? If we had just swarms of locusts just following me around. help if we had like just swarms of locusts just following me around and he said yeah it was zika um chingaguama yellow fever which i thought we're not supposed to say anymore but abel gates

apparently doesn't care about that i don't know how mosquito's gonna cure that i don't know how mosquito's supposed to cure that that it's i think what happened was he was like basically because he used to go to that island all the time with his hedge fund buddies right Jeffrey Epstein I'm not saying names

I'm just saying Epstein Island he used to have a couple buddies that he would go to an island with and then I think what happened was

he's like missing the island and he was like well if we get some mosquitoes kicking I can sort of create the island vibe yeah he goes get some

mosquitoes man I'm very pro this, only because apparently because I've had dengue fever before, if I ever get it again, I have like a 1 in 20 chance of dying. So I'm pro Bill Gates right now on this one. He says basically it's like supposed to be essentially

they've put almost like a vaccine. Well, it's not technically a vaccine. I guess none of his vaccines are. It's just a gene therapy. It's not a vaccine. I guess none of his vaccines are. It's just a gene therapy. It's not a vaccine. I guess none of his vaccines are technically vaccines. They're not vaccines, okay? So what's your situation? When did you get it again?

I got it in 2007. I got dengue fever when I was in Laos. On the way to Laos. Very gay fever. It really stinks. It really sucked a lot. It was definitely the sickest I've ever had. Everyone there with her, like, okay, you've got den fever. You've got den fever, Danny. It's den a lot. It was definitely the sickest I've ever had. Everyone there with her, like, okay, you've got den fever.

You've got den fever, Danny. It's den gay fever. Well, they had den fever. Everybody was calling me den instead of Dan. Dan gay fever, people were calling you? Yeah, Dan gay. Danny. So what happened?

You just were fucking out of commission for a little bit? We took a boat, and then we took this boat from Thailand, northern Thailand, to Laos or whatever. Because there's mosquitoes everywhere. It's not like all of a sudden there was no mosquitoes. Oh, Dan, you got a bit of a virus leaving Thailand. Nothing to do with Thailand. It was anything.

It was on the boat on the way from Thailand that I got it. It was definitely on the boat. I got a virus immediately after I left Thailand. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was by far the sickest I've ever been like I basically went from having in this doesn't even say would cure dengue yes it did that's a Zika Chunga mama and yellow fever I read I said dengue and maybe he's trying to say I don't care every this is the dengue one and dengue is like this is like it doesn't kill a

crazy amount of people but infect it infects tons of people. This is him with his mosquitoes. Bill Gates. Fly, my pretty. Exactly. And he does one of these. This is the type of thing you'd be like, no. And then I looked at the website, and it was BillGates.com.

I honestly thought this was propaganda until I read the website name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was really going really gonna hate this and then he just he struck a chord with me you're liking it after dengue fever but it's like yeah i mean it is a diabolical it's diabolical if he's able to really pull this off too and then the question is yeah i wonder if it's the only way to describe it it sucks though like the people who like get this a lot live in like the jungle and they have to every like everything has to be covered in mosquito netting it's the only way they can do it and the worst part when we're there they're like all these people are dying because they like can't even afford a net right you're like damn that sucks

but uh yeah they it's uh if it works i mean i don't know if it's gonna work i'm against it you're against it it just seems like if if you were at a boardroom and people were posing ideas i'd be like, well, we must have something else. Yeah, yeah. This is kind of, you ever see kids in the hall brain candy? It's like almost one of those things where they go, listen, there's like a, we need to put this protein out in the wild or whatever for the mosquitoes to get.

And you're like, what are you thinking? Maybe we put it in the food. Maybe we get it to the people and be like, I'm thinking more mosquitoes. Yeah. I mean, I will say this. What if it doesn't even work where the mosquitoes get they go to mate with the other mosquitoes now you just have double the mosquitoes potentially more yeah um 20 million a day that's yeah that's so many mosquitoes the crazy thing is is like mosquito nets cost five bucks retail yeah go

buy everyone more like honestly if you just went and bought everybody nets like that actually would would solve it but i guess they're just like we're gonna do it from the super villain like the the top from the top row i was yes if it is from the top row if i was bill gates and i was like funding this i would at least be like let's keep my name off this puppy yeah yeah yeah i want like he probably i think bill gates is very much in a state of shock at how quickly he's publicly become this villain of course i don't think he's prepared he was ever prepared for this uh this kind of life as a villain no i don't think so either he was he was just thinking

like everything i do i'm gonna get well because he was like i'm gonna cure malaria and i'm gonna do all this and blah blah blah and then all of a sudden everybody's like we hate you bill gates well every super villain has something that they need to cure the earth of that's the classic I'm going to do all this and blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden everybody's like, we hate you, Bill Gates. Every supervillain has something that they need to cure the earth of. That's the classic supervillain thing. It's like, you need to cure the earth of evil. You need to cure the, you know, basically you need to rid the scum.

He's just the billionaire version of the guy with angel wings on the girl in his basement. Yeah. He's releasing the mosquitoes on her to cleanse her. He's what the billionaire version looks like. He's like, well, I can't actually be out there having girls in my basement and get away with it. So it's like I need to have the mosquitoes on mass scale

and I need a reason for it. The likely scenario here too is that it doesn't work and then there's some second order effect that nobody knew anything about. How about this for a second order effect? More mosquitoes. I mean, honestly, the part... How is that not enough of a second order effect that nobody knew anything about. How about this for a second order effect? More mosquitoes! I mean, honestly, how is that not enough of a second order

effect? 20 million a day, more mosquitoes. Yeah, the parts of the world, though, that have these amount of mosquitoes. No, it's going to be something else. It's going to be like some animal is going to be eating all these mosquitoes and it's going to grow like super large and like aggressive from this like new just like all you can eat buffet of mosquitoes or something.

The lizards. like it's gonna be something like that where they go yeah we didn't see that coming you see that coming though the lizards because lizards eat mosquitoes right yeah um put two and two together lizard bit of a feast for him and his pals the lizard people it's crazy speaking of side of side effects, so I was in a small town hotel, and I was watching the commercials. So they basically have all these new drugs, right? And I guess people have said that. It's like the pharmaceutical companies basically own these stations. Yeah, they own everything, yeah.

Well, the funny part is, so the commercial is two minutes. It's like basically 30 seconds of being like try this new drug and then a minute and a half of every side effect yeah this one was like killing me it's called uh rex salty to the i had to go look up the commercial afterwards because i was like honestly in my hotel room fucking crying uh rex salty okay listen to this build on your progress rex salty can cause serious side effects elderly dementia patients have increased risk of death Okay, listen to this. Build on your progress. Rex Salty can cause serious side effects. Elderly dementia patients have increased risk of death or stroke.

Antidepressants may increase suicidal thoughts and actions and worsen depression in children and young adults. Report fever, stiff muscles, and confusion. This is a depression medication. Oh, that's a depression medication. Legitimately, it's a depression medication, and the number one side effect is worse depression. In kids. Depression medication. Legitimately, it's a depression medication. And the number one side effect is worse depression. In kids.

They're like, take it. And it starts up. And listen to this. This is what the medication's for, right? It's a medication that you take on top of your normal depression medication. To soup up your meds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, say if someone's on depression medication, but they up your meds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, if someone's on depression medication

but they need a little extra juice, this is a second depression medication that works with your other depression medication that you're already taking

and the side effect is that it might make you more depressed. But it might not make you more depressed, Ryan. Sometimes you're so depressed you gotta roll the dice

like that, you know? You gotta be like, ugh. It's like, why is the first option if you're on depression medication? Like, what are they, Ritalin or Lithiol or whatever they call it? Yeah, Xanax. 10 trillion of them, right?

So if you're on that medication and you go, it's not working, instead of being like, okay, let's try a different one, because at the very least, if it's not working that good, like, why keep doing the first one? So their pitch is take this other one on top of that one, and they go, what are the side effects? Suicidal thoughts and more depression. What happens if you just take that one?

That's what I want to know. I don't think you can get it prescribed like that. This is the spoiler on your depression medication. This is basically like, this is your last chance, you right here. You better take this. You're like, if this doesn't work, you're just like is you better you take this you're like if this doesn't work you're just like you're on your own okay we tried everything this is 20 inch rims yeah yeah find the lord find the lord yeah that's like your literal last salvation i just don't get why you would ever need a depression medication on top of your other depression medication it's

like just stop taking the first one and try a new one yeah but just the idea of you're like taking two different depression medications that the side effect is more depression and it's like, just stop taking the first one and try a new one. Yeah. But just the idea of you're like taking two different depression medications that the side effect is more depression. And it was like, at some point, you know, this is how it starts. And the next thing you know, you go, how about just a fucking trillion mosquitoes in the world? You know what? That's a good idea.

Mosquitoes that solve depression. There you go. You just have to get bit by like, remember there's like a thing for a while where people who had like, I can't remember if it was like arthritis and then they're stinging them with bees Remember that where they would just like grab a bee with tweezers and they would just sting their hand and they go Yeah, my arthritis is fixed. I is pretty well temporarily. I don't think Yeah, so then maybe you just need depression is you just need your favorite Tom Green when he got stung by those mosquitoes Like a million mosquito stung him in the desert.-huh just kind of like that oh i thought there

was more to that no that's just that's the cure did he say he was less depressed probably not no if anything i don't think i mean like mosquito bites would make me less depressed i gotta be honest with you well you'd have something else it's like one of those things you know when you have one pain and then you just like make a new one yeah you can just like remove your focus from one to the other maybe that's what you need so basically in china right now it's become like a meme like pretty a big uh you know on tv like a big taking over their internet and stuff like that but like making fun of white people food yeah and they called the lunch of suffering did feel it i'll tell you what you go leave my beans out of this okay well you come after the beans, you come after me.

I'll tell you what, the part about this that's more ridiculous, so it becomes white people food, and they say it's a lunch of suffering, and all the things they show look good. So there's two parts of it. One is they're saying healthy white people food. They're kind of saying some vegetable sticks or stuff like that. Yeah, it was like, here's a handful of spinach and some carrots. But the other one, they're just like white bread sandwiches they're basically saying lunchables yeah which aren't particularly good for you yeah lunchables that was the one where i go yeah y'all are tripping

on this correct crackers and cheese they're like oh my god i have to eat crackers and cheese used to be so lucky what do you eat as opposed to the fucking what are they eating like a fucking bowl of fish eyes a bunch of fried crickets and fish eyes they think they're fucking better than us they do think they're better than us these people in china making fun of my my delectables i'm sure they wouldn't i'm sure they wouldn't like uh although i guess yeah if there was like some trend on tiktok of like americans being like crazy with all these chinese i guess they're yeah they would be like delete it tiktok would delete yeah imagine it was like imagine i'm eating this dude literally every chinese thing is, here's a new trend in

Chinese food eating. It's like a thing that's alive that's walking away and then someone grabs a fork and they go, not so fast. Literally. Stab it, bring it back, and just eat it while it's alive. They're so freaking those girls. It's wild, right? And then those

girls, the same people with the octopus tentacles are get back in there they're like imagine i eat a cracker and salami yeah he goes this is so depressing a sandwich i don't know how this caught on but cool

they're legitimately just posting a bunch of good food yeah i mean some of it was like you're like these people are on diets well some of it was like a bag of lettuce some of it was like yeah this is like an anorexic person on a diet the first part of it i got where they were like saying it's healthy they were just like oh i'm doing like a well you know white hollywood girl diet which is like a you know a bag of lettuce to stay healthy that part i get why it was funny but why are you bringing crackers and cheese into this like that's some fucking torch chinese water torch for you.

You think there's payback for the bat stuff? All the bat jokes? Oh yeah, you want to make fun of our bat soup? Oh, look at me. I'm a white person

eating my cracker. Saltines, the greatest snack ever invented. Oh, I'm a white person. I hate government. This is my cracker. I hate the government.

I love the gays. Yeah. Saltines, actually, are such a good... Saltines are so good that I can only buy them once every two shops because I know that they're bad news for me. I love saltines. It's so crazy, though, but... I eat the bag. They're amazing, but then the unsalted ones are the worst things that's ever been...

I don't mind unsalted. I don't fucking take down a sleeve of unsalted without blinking pal that's crazy a sleeve of any saltines you get there no match for me man yeah it's the unsalted ones are horrible but the salted ones are so good i turn them i try i'm like the girl with the octopus i well what are you trying when your drops on the floor you're trying to get away not so fast saltines saltines are no match i'm eating them in the storm they do have some nerve on them though for coming after our food coming after fucking crackers and cheese lunchables literally like there's just four million videos of them torturing an animal the china's basically asian countries in general have been getting wild cracked down on comedy yeah there's like

so basically there's i think we might have mentioned one or two of these but there's like three things in a row because and friends of ours too yeah so basically uncle roger yeah he got like banned from chinese period yep yeah he's he's been uh he's in a lot of trouble there's a calm comedians are getting they get they don't like when the comedians start to get salty over there no no no they don't uh who's in the okay so uncle roger basically what he did was uh he was he was what he said was he was like sarcastically he was like china's no no and it's a really good country like i have to say that now i'm gonna get canceled they're like and that that's what he basically got taken down for but he did get canceled yes he was well he about it on this show that he got canceled for.

Well, they see it as like here you are the equivalent of like saying like, oh, I can't talk about the fact that the election got stolen. And they were just like, yeah, you can't do that either. Yeah, sarcasm not allowed. Well, that's what happened. And then they took him down. And then Jocelyn Chia. Do you know Jocelyn?

I never met her. I know she is. But I know Jocelyn pretty well. And I've seen her. I know who she is, but I don't know her. So I know Jocelyn pretty well. And I've seen her do this joke, and it's like, what you would consider by America, like, crazy tame, in terms of like, it's, basically, it's like, she's going, she's saying Malaysia. She's, I think she's from Singapore. She's from Singapore.

She's saying Malaysia. Singapore and Malaysia have some big history. And she's basically saying, like, Singapore is better, or whatever. And she was like, oh, and then a part of the punchline is, without giving away her whole joke, is that the planes are bad because of the Singapore. Well, yeah, yeah. Like Malaysia's the third...

Basically, she was like, Malaysia's the third world country and then their planes disappear. And then on top of... People are like, not cool. You think that's... So basically, they're trying to get Interpol

to come for her right now. I saw that she got deleted from instagram because she got that's because she got like mass flagged she got deleted from all her all these platforms they took down the comedy seller website the comedy seller website got like d-dossed and like was literally down and the comedy seller got 4 000 one-star reviews and not only that but like she was supposed to appear at like west uh west side or whatever comedy club uh like on the west side and they were getting like threatened to just having her on a poster like dude malaysia is like i i want to say it's like 200 million people or something which the

thing i don't understand is all the people like i was reading about it a lot of the people the comments were like you don't get it you're like everybody in malaysia knows somebody who like died and you're like there's like 300 people on that flight and there's 200 million of you like how's that even possible of course yeah i watched that documentary it was wild but the fact that everyone that the level from which they they're literally trying to get interpol to come snatch her up so she can go to malaysian jail yeah yeah yeah man those muslim countries they don't fuck around i know so you don't they don't fuck around yeah and then there was um this is the funny part so and then isaac butterfield basically had the same thing where his human rights tribunal which is more of the canadian

one that was that was a little more of like a western you know calling him uh like the western sort of yeah i said something bad offensive right we just want money but the crazy part that was kind of making me think about all this stuff which is like so funny is if you think about it's like most people in america if you talk to them that you know because americans and like the western world's pretty like on aggregate pro-censorship or whatever yeah but if you actually talk to them they would probably be like this is not good like if the fact that the chinese government's kicking people off or criticizing it they'd all be like that's crazy over there right and if you're like the malaysian wants to like put her in jail for

this they'd be like that's crazy right and then you go what about yours there it's almost like uh people in like the western world are like everything like worse censorship wise is bad it's like but they go the amount all the like government censorship here is actually the perfect amount yeah you're doing it just it's goldilocks exactly as they go what about malaysian censorship no you never see those memes where it's like no no yeah it's like the the chinese government censoring the citizens no you know what i mean the like iranian government censoring the citizens no the american government censoring the citizens. No. You know what I mean? The like Iranian government censoring the citizens. No.

The American government censoring the citizens. No. Yeah, just right. The perfect, it's just, it's bad in those cases, but here they fucking nailed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like not a little bit more, a little bit less. You go, what about when this is more?

Okay, well then that was the perfect amount. We hadn't quite gotten to the perfect amount. Yeah. I mean, it is crazy like the fact that, the fact that because i don't even she's an american citizen because that was the whole thing like the craziest thing with the josh and chia thing was that it had made it to the highest level of their governments of both of the governments i know they were like you could say that here about like alex jones essentially but i'm saying like in malaysian parliament they were commenting on a joke that was going viral essentially like in their parliament like they were having to denounce it and like the singaporean

government was like she's no longer a citizen of this country they took her citizenship no no no she renounced it because she was born in america and then i think she got it and then i think she gave it back or whatever whatever from the sounds of it i don't know the exact story but from the sounds of it she said she's like i got i renounced my citizenship but they didn't strip me of it but like the singaporean government was literally like we have to distance ourselves from this comedian and they're like she's not a citizen of singapore like she was born in america like just everybody chill out cool it yeah so obviously it's like way worse over there when you think about it but it's just so funny that you'd be like everyone could be like see when it's bad there but just here think about it but it's just so funny that you like everyone can be

like see when it's bad there but just here you'd be like it's actually perfectly good because it's not obvious this is where people always go like comedians can't say anything and it was like kurt talks about this a lot but it's like it's kind of the opposite it was like comedians like to some degree still can the mud the water gets murky because a lot of people say they're doing it for comedy but it's actually more politics and then it just all gets a gets murky because a lot of people say they're doing it for comedy but it's actually more politics and then it just all gets a little murky or whatever but like they there it's like you were like no i'm a comedian they're like what the fuck do we care yeah they don't give a shit they're like you've insulted our country oh you think that you're gonna pass because you're

doing comedy yeah yeah they know there they definitely don't give a shit like she can't step foot like it's not like ari where ari like did his kobe bryant thing and then six months later like and everybody's like like what was it like the crips and the bloods like put out of where like well i would get if the citizens were really mad at her it's the government getting involved no the citizens are mad at her of that part i get but i'm saying like that's a like you're the citizens can be mad if they want to be mad she's you know whatever she made a joke yeah yeah but like a crap country crappy well like with the ari thing like they were like the bloods and the crypts are gonna kill him but six months later like nobody gave a shit i don't think she can go back to a malaysia for a fucking 20 years probably

yeah like and be comfortable at all like she's not going back to malaysia like that's that's over and like probably singapore is like probably like we don't want any part of you either what a bonkers it's like that one i don't feel like part of you either. What a bonkers, bonkers thing. That one I don't feel like they're going to forget. It's like the Salman Rushdie thing. Salman Rushdie put out one book 30 years ago, and then some guy stabbed him in the fucking face last year over it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They're not letting that shit cool down.

No, they'd probably be like, they would do, you know how the videos, like, you know how they always do the racist videos where it's basically like racist gets the shit kicked out of them and they just don't show anything racist. Just a guy getting beat up. Some of them are like literally like, you know, woman says the N word then gets decked by her husband and is like, she's just a girl getting punched in the face. Yeah. Where's the context of this?

This is the whole video actually. Racist woman gets mugged by nine guys for saying the n-word well I mean they're just trying to make that video yeah they're trying to make it palatable

they want you to they want you to watch the video so you go yeah she should have it coming then you watch it and you're like I think she was the victim people actually like seeing

bad things happening to people but they need some justice they need to be like it's like oh am I just watching a guy get tortured you're like bring it in God just fucking what did he do yeah yeah yeah bring am I just watching a guy get tortured? You're like, come bring it in. God, just fucking bring it in. You got,

that guy said some racist, you go, Ooh, I thought I might not be the good guy for a second. I thought I was about to watch a good guy get beheaded. But that's what the government should probably does in those places where they have like a beheading. And then they have like a banner that like, uh,

critiquing girl who critiques the government gets beheaded. And everyone's like, Oh my, well then, obviously, I mean, I thought you were just government gets beheaded and everyone's like, oh, well, then obviously. I mean, I thought you were just beheading people. I didn't know that they did all that. They did what?

They actually talk shit about you. Yeah. Good thing. Give me my popcorn. Get her up on the cross. Trudeau licks his lips when he sees those things. Trudeau licks his lips when he sees those things. Trudeau watches the Singapore government be clamping down on people

and kicking them off social media. He's fucking just like, he's just getting a boner. He's probably calling them up being like, any tips for us? Just anything we could maybe do differently. You're going to want to start with bringing back capital punishment. He's like, ooh, that's going to be a tough sell. That's going to be a tough sell. That's going to be a tough sell in Canada right now.

Anything else? And they go, how'd you do it, boys? Come on. Don't fuck with me. I want to know. You know, that's the other last thing. It was these countries that, like, one thing that is so, like, weird is, like, because they give all this, like, money to the arts or whatever, but they only give it to political people.

It's like there's something specifically egregious about giving government money to people that are thought leaders. Yeah. Because that's like straight up putting your fucking thumb on the scale. Of course. Of course. You know what I mean? It's one step away from being like the government donates a certain amount of money to one of the parties.

Yeah. But I mean, again, if you're the government and you're in charge of that, why would you give money? I mean, obviously in a fair society, which probably doesn't really exist, but why would you give money to some artists who are going to go trash you and maybe get you out of office? Well, ideally, it's because you're a separate board that has management that's not tied into one of the political parties. Yeah, I don't think that works anywhere. We at The Boys Cast have a new sponsor, and that is Goodr. Now, this is one specifically that I was very pumped to do

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Biden, he's been getting a little bit of flack because he brought the trans person in there. And the flag. People are not happy. The flag and the trans person. Basically the trans person. Everybody's like, the White House has fallen. The White white house has fallen it's like i saw photos of the white house like what's your mind is the one that's been fallen yeah i saw photos of the white house with the pride flag or whatever and then uh like beside it was um paris with nazi flags all over it

just like when the nazis took over paris she always kind of making me laugh it's like people were posting all the things of both sides being like that everyone all the like liberals when trump fell being like this guy's not even fit to be president and people being like no it was just this and then when biden fell uh this the complete opposite like everyone's being like this guy's too old he keeps falling and other people like it's pretty reasonable to just live and fall yeah i mean he's 80 i know but it was like i was thinking that's that's how you know you're too deep into politics when you're just like arguing about who you're like my guys fall was reasonable you're like listen both of these guys are too you both these guys are getting a little old if

they're falling all the time yeah yeah it's like you can it's like also you can admit your guy's old i mean like listen you got a bunch of 70 year olds they're falling it's like, also, you can admit your guy's old. I mean, like, listen, you got a bunch of 70-year-olds. They're falling. It's almost like that's the, you just picture, like, a town hall, and it's like Bernie Sanders, fucking Trump, Joe Biden. Everyone's got oxygen masks on, and they're all falling, and they're just like, that fall. Oh, no, that's a fall.

It's like, you guys, come on, fall. It's just like. Bernie's like, there were ball bearings on the stage. Someone threw ball bearings. I didn't fall i was thinking about i was sabotaged i'm doing a video that the guy that keeps the guy that's been like uh uh sliming up the stage before you're going to step on it yeah i've been the guy that's greasing it up but also so when they basically the the um the photo that

he posted it was like today the people's house your house sends a clear message to the country and to the world America is a nation of pride right? yeah but

it's funny like it reads like you're fucking coming out of the closet yeah for sure so it's like it very much reads like the country's like telling it's dad

like listen I got a something to secret to tell you you know what I mean like we've been having sex with fucking Canadaada i was like well nothing's straight about that it's a girl country sorry i've been having sex with brazil brazil's been fucking railing me they've also it's kind of like that that's the joke that i said before like a guy that had a pride tattoo before like irish pride or yeah like white pride or something and it just turned into a gay thing and they're just like before gay really

popped off and it was like oh shit you're like a you're like uh fucking gay and he's like no i'm racist like it's almost like somebody probably had a pride just said pride like before the gay stuff like it just said pride and then they're like just throw a white in front of that please like he has to go to the tattoo artist being like i don't know white irish i don't care throw something in front of something or prides officially took over the word i will say the gays have personally took over the word pride yeah you can't say i'm a proud guy the flag stuff is pretty funny though too with specifically because i'm a proud american i had to look it up i was like has this ever happened before where they flew the flags like that at the white house and i don't

think so i think this is the first year ever the first one this is the first time that they've had like the the pride flag he's been going extra i guess the companies have toned down but he's going extra well he was getting he's getting killed by everyone too because he was like online being like at least listen these are our kids and we need to make sure that if they're gay, that's good, and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, they're not your kids. Yeah, I know. I'm real mad about that.

But this is what I didn't know, which is pretty funny. So it's actually today, which is Wednesday, even though people are watching on Friday. But today is Flag Day. Okay, it's American Flag Day. Do you know that, Johnny? Today's Flag Day. And then it's also National Flag Week this week.

So it's a funny, extra funny day to take it down. Which I found kind of interesting that it's National Flag Week during National Fag Month. Drop the owl. There we go. There we go. Got that queued up. What we got there. Got that queued up.

I wasn't trying to move. that cute up we got there that cute up i wasn't trying to move yeah he was getting but it's like you ever hear this johnny you hear about this well he's the only american here i gotta just make sure sometimes i go like like is it like i just look at my my calendar you know it says national flag day or whatever and they're like got to make sure. Flag Day, do people care about that? The only reason I do is because I want to. Yeah, okay.

So it's Flag Day. But the trans gay stuff, that is going to be the reason. Imagine they do that because they were trying to mix the waters. They go, listen, for National Flag Day, the NFL will be doing a flag football. You're like, this feels like for the other pride. This feels like you're trying to do something for the other pride. Yeah, we're kind of getting confused here the messaging is kind of getting all no contact football it's gonna be

flag football for flag month and you're like feels like you're doing this for the other month also two men uh if it's two men you get in free is this a flag thing i wonder how calculated boys night but i think it's a very it is uh because it is complicated right because they can be like you know it's an all it's a boy for it's a bar for just boys and you go which month is that for what do you mean just saying this it's a bar boys who served served who boys served or serviced your boys have done service and you go listen it's a place where men can go and have fun and there's no pesky women around look it's just i don't want to show up there and they're serving bud Light. He's going, we love Bud Light. What do you mean?

That's the, I was laughing about the idea of just like the guy, the like old guy who still has the Bud Light and he's like quitting that, like he's quitting smoking where he's just looking at it, talking to it. Like, listen, you know, I still love you, brother, but you think I don't want to drink you, I want to put you in my mouth, but I can't do that. I'm a Modelo man. You're too gay.

You're too gay,'re too gay. Okay Now run along That's him talking the Bud Light yeah, yeah, don't come back I will say though the most no I can't resist you He's gonna make a clean break The most annoying thing is gonna hurt me more that's gonna hurt you Smashes it yeah smashes or shoots a hole in it come on get it's really annoying though with this flag thing is because it's very clear now that this is gonna be for the next election like the main issue probably what do you mean just the

the trans stuff like or it's gonna be one one of the biggest issues. Oh, for sure. But I mean, it wasn't in the last election. It was literally not even a talking point. And I guess we were at COVID and all that stuff. I don't remember this ever being a main issue where it's literally the given kids gender reassignment stuff. That is going to be a top three position, essentially. That's the equivalent of back and before being like, hey, I'm the guy that's like pro-terrorist.

It's like a deal. It's a deal breaker for a lot of people. You know what I mean? That's how they're basically splitting it up. And then, I mean, it's also crazy that like Trump literally got fucking indicted yesterday. And it's like not that big of a news story. Just because we all expected it. Yeah, exactly.

It's like everybody expected it. And they're just kind of just doing it. And we're all just like, yeah, I guess they're doing that huh yeah they are just that's happening for real really like like there's these articles that come out and they go on pride month they're like on national flag month week they're like legitimately too they're like yeah trump's facing like a maximum of like 538 years in jail and you're that but you're like there's to a point where you go like if they legitimately go yeah we're sending

him to jail he's going to jail for the rest of his life and everybody's gonna be like huh I know it really is like that huh that's what you're gonna do us like that they're just really just so out in the open being like yep just if anybody is unclear how things work they go like like, we're sending the previous president

to jail for the rest of his life. I know. I listened to most of that 100 Day thing. He was saying a lot about that. He said that the Matrix is taking Trump down too. Actually, I stand corrected on that because I said on our live stream... We said we were going to listen to it. I said I wasn't going to listen to it.

I said I was like, I don't have... You're too cool for that. Well, I just thought... And then I started listening to it. He gets you hyped up, dude. You can't deny that he gets you fired up. I liked all his jail takes, too, like talking about all the stuff, like what was like in jail and all that shit.

I thought, I had a couple that I thought, this is a funny, I'll say the funny parts and I'll say the good parts. And then you can do, the funny part was, I think that he's just one of those guys where it's like everything he did was like the perfect move you know what I mean like he's even like I was a window salesman he's like everyone should be a window sale he's like no matter what he did it was like necessary for it to be great but like uh then the other part he was like he's basically trying to give his brother a compliment and he was like honestly I'm that's I just want to shout out to my brother I'm so happy that he

was there in jail because I'm so high stress and I was trying to figure everything out every second and he's very stoic and he calmed me. But while he was saying that, he kept 50,000 times. He's like, obviously he's allowed to be stoic because I take care of everything so he can just sort of chill. And he was like, but honestly,

I needed that energy of someone who's just chilling. Again, wouldn't be able to chill if it wasn't for me taking action, solving every problem. So he knows everything's going gonna be okay because i'm there he can just chill out and know that nothing bad's gonna happen to him and having someone around that just not knows nothing like having someone who's so dependent on you and would be destitute without you is just there's something about that that's just reassuring he was very serious about the fact that like he needed this guy around him who is just very chill and doesn't care about everything.

But the reason he's very chill and doesn't care about everything is because I'm perfect. That one I was liking. He got a couple that were just good where he goes, I don't take Advil. He's like, Advil's for pussies. He's like, what, you can't deal with the pain that God gave you? You don't take Advil? So he's against Advil. And then he said he wouldn't lie for $10 million,

even if no one would know. Even a small one. Even God? Yeah, because he thought God would know. If someone's like, is that girl hot or whatever, and then you can get $10 million for lying, he wouldn't lie? He wouldn't lie. So those are the parts.

There's a lot of stuff like that that's making me laugh. He's just so extreme, but it's funny. Then a couple of the good ones he said, where he goes, he goes, when you're in a he's like i'll probably the most important one was he was like because a lot of people you see even like you know when like daily wire is arguing and all these like wars he was more of the take that like the people like you're like oh we got bud lights chair brace down he was like the people pushing this shit don't give a fuck and they don't give a fuck if amer if America falters

because they'll have their money in so many diversified places. He was like, at the top, top, he was like, oh, there is no like, oh, we're like doing something to piss them off.

It's like, they don't even notice. Yeah. I thought that's kind of, there is some truth to that. Yeah, for sure. He's like, the people at the super top

where he's like, they don't even live in America. Yeah, there's a certain level of wealth where they're just so like, this is just like rodents fighting to them. You know what mean yeah um the other one was uh he said that he was probably a good way of explaining he was like tolerance uh it's like just means you have no standards it was like if you're tolerant it was like basically if you're like you're tolerant it was like oh if you know standards i'm tolerant of everything it's like yes you have no standards yeah yeah which is true i mean they have they tug at you from like an emotional thing

with all the tolerance stuff or whatever and then you're like but yeah it kind of does come down to that yeah and then he said most people don't have opinions he was like which i sort of agree with because he's always like oh half the people think this half the people think this and you're like no half most people like don't think anything they just think whatever fucking they're programmed or whatever told to think. Yeah. Which I think is true. Yeah, that's true.

And then the last one, he was like, when you have a world that has no morals, the only logical move is to act with no morals. And that's kind of like a true a lot of times. Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. It was... Patrick McDavid's funny.

Yeah, Patrick McDavid. I like him. And it was literally like a Christian dude, a Muslim dude, a Jewish dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good. I thought it was pretty solid. Heian dude a muslim dude a jewish dude yeah yeah it was it was good i thought it was pretty solid he gets you it tastes literally like they're gonna kill me that's his like takeaway he goes like um they're gonna kill me yeah yeah yeah there's nothing and he's like and he's like what because they're like why don't you just like go chill and just and he's like yeah they're just well he's in too deep right now he's like i'm in too deep he's like what do

you mean i'm gonna go chill he's like on trial for the rest of no he's saying like even if he got away they're like are you gonna be still like this provocateur and he's just like no like i'm i'm still gonna be that i'm not gonna like just like some people some people would be like would be you know spooked by that and be like okay you know what message message received right i'll go live on my like yacht or whatever with all my money and just like that's that and he's just like no i'm not doing that yeah yeah that's true you're right because even if he's doing this interview but that's not maybe the point of doing these interviews is like so much of the trial is like public fucking will or whatever you know what i mean is he still hustlers universities that's okay i'm sure it's still cooking yeah it must be i mean i wouldn't

know but it's not like i'm working yeah it's not like i'm'm working towards my master's degree. Don't look at my bank statement, but I wouldn't know. So then speaking of a hustler, this is probably the funniest article we've had in a long time. So there's this guy, right? And he runs this course. It's a $55 semen release ritual where bros platonically come together. And then, so this guy's kind of been popping off like he's

got a big instagram page he was like i think channel five did like a thing with them and like so he's kind of been out there here and there but he's really sort of catching steam and he does have people that like sign up for his course and everything like that right so basically all these guys get together and it's got some like semen retention stuff but then the guys like jack off together and they sunbathe their fucking assholes nude and shit like that touch their dicks and stuff and like they touch their dicks and the whole thing he keeps reiterating that it's nothing gay about it so we'll do a little rundown of this guy's course and see if we think it's gay or not gay so this is this is the instagram post that he's posted like pitching it he goes there's a type

of connection that men can share uh both intimate and non-sexual a connection that is deeply nourishing inspiring invigorating so he's got like a it's called platonic male erotic bonding most would say this is a form of homosexuality or bisexuality but not him the world needs more men who can transcend the labels of the matrix so he's kind of yeah he's tapping into he's sort of tapping he's like a different man all of his stuff is like the matrix doesn't want us to touch dicks yeah and entertains like no no that's not the matrix is definitely yeah this guy's sort of like yeah nothing to do with that yeah Yeah, the Matrix is like... The Matrix is trying to take you down.

The Matrix is coming for your kids. And the Matrix doesn't want me and Tom to touch our dicks together and then jack each other off. We go, what? In a totally not gay platonic way. And everybody's like, what? Lost me at that last part.

He goes, it's the Matrix attack. Listen, just go, we got an agent to the Matrix here who doesn't want to touch his dick to me. Dude, I don't think I want to fucking touch our erect penises together. You go, someone took the blue pill.

The Matrix got to you. Oh, fucking Morpheus got to you, huh? The world needs integrated masculine energy. So he's really selling it as like, this is pro-masculine. Yeah. Well, if you don't, like you almost have to because otherwise you're like what the hell are we even what's the market here because like gay guys are probably like yeah we do a lot of this the market's gay guys it has to be you think you're a straight guy doing this course no you

can't be uh yeah a lot of probably like you can't have to buy yeah there's like 30 dudes you're not like this guy keeps saying it's not gay but like what straight dude signing up for the like fucking two dudes jacking each other off for the for the brotherhood yeah i mean i guess if like you get your testosterone levels checked the next day and they're like spike through the roof and you go see it worked but it's only because this straight dude jacked you off. If a gay dude jacks you off, your test levels drop. He goes,

he did a session, they went to the session, 22 guys showed up to the session. Not a bad turnout. That's only one. This guy's doing okay with his dude jacking. Well, again, there is a market for dudes that want to... Imagine you were in the closet and you could tell your wife where are you going a manliness seminar and then she's like

as long as she doesn't walk in while you're on the zoom call with your legs behind your head they should do a seminar what was the manliness thing though the festival like the right wing man fast whatever it or some sort. Whatever it was, they should have like this, like if it was like a mix up. This guy has one little booth. This guy's doing like one. This guy has one little booth

where you suntan your ass. So this, remember, it involves a lot of deep breathing, moaning, and a lot of dick swinging. So a big part of it is they swing their dicks around. Yeah, just a lot of helicopter.

Well, yeah, I can see how he sort of tricks some guys into it where he's like, listen, just a couple of bros doing some man shit. Ooh, yeah, I can see how he sort of tricks some guys into it where he's like, listen, just a couple of bros doing some man shit. Ooh, ooh, swinging the dicks.

He's like, now you do mine. You just sort of keep him in before the guy knows it. Like, wait a second, why is there a dick in my mouth? Wait, hold on. Are we bros or are we not bros, huh? What's going on here?

Wait, wait one gosh tootin' darn second. Helicoptering the D's is like a huge part of it. You know what we need actually is, because this is in Vancouver, we need one of the Vancouver fellas to go drop the 55. None of the fucking boys want to go do this. Be a fucking dog and go check it out.

We need one of the gay bros to go. That's fine too. Just go find out what's going on. Yeah, well, Vice already did this, and it was like, it is funny because vice basically the guy did like they're kind of they used to did like i drank i did ayahuasca in the

desert now it's like went to a straight male bath it's like imagine your boss gave you this assignment you're like i'd rather go get beat up by andrew tate in romania well obviously this guy was like oh no i mean it's the south park fucking the cop that's doing the investigative like prostitutes by busting them after he blows them this guy's like after doing four years worth of sessions it's time to write my article a chorus of men are grunting and growling loudly through the tiny recording of a Zoom. So the fact that it's Zoom is like, this guy is a real fucking scam artist.

There's a bunch of dudes on Zoom jacking off to each other. On their floors. On their floors. But they're all on a single Zoom. That's something you don't want the chick walking in on, huh? No. I would say that's probably the most embarrassing thing you could walk in on,

was your dude, and then you look at the TV, and then it's just 12 other guys also on the ground swinging their dicks around. What are you doing? I don't know how you get in. You go, babe, how many times can I tell you about the Matrix? Okay, look, if I don't do this, the Matrix is attacking us,

so just choose whatever you want. So you're on the ground spanking it. There's 19 other, 21 other guys on the thing spanking it. And your chick walks home, just drops the groceries like, what the hell? And you go, you don't understand. There's a blue pill and there's a red pill. She's like, what? You go, what don't you get?

It's pretty simple stuff. I'm watching the recorded session, the alchemy of the divine masculine, a seed release ritual for sexual transformation. I'm watching the recorded session, The Alchemy of the Divine Masculine, a seed release ritual for sexual transformation. So it's a one hour and 20 minute jerk off session hosted by the Manhood Academy. Nice. So legitimately, he's basically doing like a fucking JLI. So this is essentially, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this is a left wing Manhood Academy, essentially. Like this is like, this is what this, right? Because there's like a right-wing man school. You're so right. Right-wing man school is like, you know, like a boxing course on how to beat your wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like tying knots and stuff.

And like sharpening your knives and stuff. It's like how to, you know, like how to properly dish out punishments if she doesn't have dinner ready. Yeah, like all that stuff. And then this is left-wing manosphere. Right, this is the left-wing manosphere. Where it's literally like get some sun on your asshole and

jerk off a bunch of dudes. J-O-I. This guy's like, slower? Not yet. You haven't earned it. You haven't earned it. Oh, whoa, whoa. You're right. They are grunting like that. This is Trudeau's manosphere. It costs $55 and promises to teach techniques

for harnessing sexual energy exploring sexual desires and fantasies well it sounds like you're already sort of exploring the fantasies cause any dude whose fantasy is like what's your sexual fantasy I'm thinking threesome with two chicks alright well I know a place you can explore that

oh I'm on the ground with 19 dudes you won't have the reason we're not pal do you want to have the threesome exactly so you got a guy fucking giving you a joi basically he's a holistic embodiment coach according to the website he frequently frequently appears in blunderfield's videos as a session partner so he's sort of he's the website he frequently frequently appears in blunderfield's videos as a session partner so he's sort of he's the main guy and he comes in to sort of you know soup up the joi yeah but he's got a lot of other like joi cam guys working for him literally left wing andrew tate he's just got all these dudes working the cams instead of romania victoria no it's one of those things where it's kind of like you know

same with Bill Gates with his mosquito factory you're like I'm not a villain this guy's like I'm not gay it's like at some point when you're sitting in a building with nine guys

doing jerk off instructions to men the moment where you have to demonstrate on them for them to understand you go look let me just do this for you and they go okay

this is getting it's getting a little bit of a iced tea i got news for you you're gay yeah gay but it's he says it's a platonic manliness experiment um and then they go he's a this this guy the main guy that's working for him is a sex kung fu coach he's a music of course he's a musician of course yeah and a podcast host yeah yeah what were the odds that he wasn't this guy doesn't play the guitar do you think i feel like he plays solo bass to be honest solo acoustic bass yeah i can see it yeah you know yeah solo acoustic bass with like a tambourine like wristbands

for you know so it's like he got a little tambourine wristband action. So he's a sex kung fu coach, which... In a dude's ass. He studied theater in New York. So right now, this guy is like kung fu musician that studied theater in New York at the american musical and dramatic academy but switched career paths to music and yoga and he's released a bunch of albums so i tell you what you go i want a manliness coach you go okay i know the most manly guy well it's

like oh he's not he's not at seven because right now he's uh he's he's he's finishing his stint on broadway you know, doing the... What's a famous Broadway play? That's more up your alley. Annie Get Your Gun? No, no, something gayer. Phantom? Yeah, he's playing fandom sort of manly,

if I'm being completely honest. I've never seen a lot of Broadway plays. Actually, I've never seen one. Okay, what are the main Broadway plays? We're going to go to... Les Mis? Yes, okay, thank you. There you go.

He's one of the chorus girls in Les Mis right now. He wishes. He wishes. He wishes. So this guy's one of the chorus girls in Les Miserables. Yeah. He basically... Okay, you know people that are in musicals, right?

Most of the comedians that we know right now, the guys that are in musicals, is it Stifler, basically? No. They're trying to maybe say it to the guy from American Pie, Oz. Yeah, Oz, but yeah, no. Generally, he's just there for the tang. We all know that. Right, so this guy, it's one thing if he was like, hey, I'm this UFC guy, and then I was this, and then I figured out this manliness thing. I still would call it gay.

But on top of that, this guy's like, you know, I basically have a manliness seminar where a bunch of guys jack each other off. And you go, what's your background before that? I was in fucking musical theater for the last eight years. And I'm a yogi. And I'm a yogi. And part-time musician. I'm not buying it, pal.

The only thing, I guess, kung fu is a little bit manly. Yeah, except I guarantee you he doesn't do any of that he doesn't do much he's he's i think he's a figurative i don't think he has a lot of kung fu like so you're like hitting people and stuff he goes oh god no i would never oh my god no god no no we don't we don't teach that to the manliness seminar you think this part's gay uh it says in video, he records himself pissing into a mason jar after a really juicy anus workshop and drinks it after touting the benefits of pre-cum, bracket, there are some nutrients in semen, if you're wondering, that's just vice editorializing, and then mixing it with the pee.

Is that? That's the one sentence where your wife's reading the thing and you go, okay, well. That's the one sentence where your wife's reading the thing and you go, okay, well Yeah sure in the framework that the matrix has set up for you your whole life that that seems gay to you I get it. It seems like you're picking a cheater You're completely ignoring the kung fu bar and you're really honing in on the drinking my own piss and come part He's like what's gay about drinking your own piss isn't it weird? and cum part he's like what's gay about drinking your own piss is it weird sure and cum sure but it's just pre-com it's like a drop or whatever is it weird sure and then she's like i was actually more what was the really juicy anus workshop babe i feel like you were really you're picking

and choosing what you're listening to here yes it was an anus you're lying by omission because you're not mentioning any of the manliness benefits that I'm getting. Kung fu. I'm way more flexible now. I'm flexible, which is manly. Feet behind my ears. It's definitely a next level red pill, dude, with this juicy anus workshop.

I'll tell you what. At the very least, if you're not gay, the guys that are signing up for your cum drinking workshop are definitely gay yeah so if you're just like even if this guy's trying to say like no i'm actually not gay it's like okay whatever 22 guys you got drinking your cum i got news for you yeah they got if they're drinking their own but i mean i feel like it is pretty manly to just fucking rock a piss and then just put it back you know he mentions a lot of times that is not gay right so that basically they do the zoom call and then he a piss and then just put it back, you know? He mentions a lot of times that it's not gay, right?

So basically they do the Zoom call and then he edges them and then they all bust together. And then he goes, so the guy that did the voice... Yeah, that's pretty gay. He goes, a few disclaimers about the activity and the participants he got.

He goes, Blumenfield and Carew remind the viewers that it's not about your sexual orientation and gay panic is frequently referenced at the end of the session they'll be guided through a release but there's no pressure for a specific outcome how you decide to show up is totally fine and then what the guy uh he the guy from vice said in this specific case every guy did get their release so they all busted and there's a constant reminder that it's not gay and then while you're doing it if you if you are like

okay i know you said this like verbally talking you through this like there's no like all right everybody put your favorite porn on like you just you're just looking at 18 dudes looking at 18 dudes naked listen to this guy's joi and then getting reminded that if you do feel like this is a bit gay that's because you have gay panic, and then getting reminded that if you do feel like this is a bit gay, that's because you have gay panic. That's gay. You're gay if you think it's gay. Alright. Yeah, Vice Dude.

So Vice Dude said he went to the investigative session and he said the first session everyone busted. He said, by the 70th session and then I realized after the 70th session i realized they're probably all about the same yeah i had a big enough sample size yeah the only way this is going to be cool is if like you go do this so many times and then you can just like mentally make someone else like another dude come you can just like look at them just like and then they come and you go all

you go what are you doing nothing what are you doing to me oh yeah not so funny now huh not so gay now is it why why are you doing what is it stop it call me gay again it's gonna be a regular thing all right so watch it Why are you doing What is this Stop it Call me gay again It's gonna be a Regular thing Alright so Watch it Now who's gay You're the guy with Fucking cum all over you

The guy who just like Licks it See you later Good day See you later gay boy Gay panic Repeat after me So they have a mantra that they do while they're doing their joi session he goes repeat after me i am fearless i'm shameless i am doubtless the penis is a pillar of light it's got really they're worshiping their penises yeah yeah

at some point where you're saying the penis is a pillar of light and you got nine naked erect dudes in front of you and you're worshipping their dongs. It's funny because I know this exact type of guy too. No, you fucking, yeah, you do. I do these super hippies. He definitely fucking knows Danny Nine Sessions. Well, the 10th one's free.

I know this guy exactly. I'll tell you the one thing, the first thing you know about him. He says that if you refer other guys, you get a 5% code. Use my affiliate link, everybody. I'll tell you what. This guy has affiliate links. Don't fall for it. It's a bit of a scam.

Because they said, too, he's a bit of a chemtrail guy. This is Buster's University. Yeah, Buster's. But yeah, this is like super hippie dude, like literally chemtrail guy like i don't think he's into chemtrail no he is it says in the article he's a chemtrail guy he's like he's super far out i guess he took so much acid that his fucking that's what i'm saying there's like crazy like hippie like wook kind of dudes who like probably lives in like one of like the islands off of like vancouver or whatever like i got a question for you do you think that if you were ever boning a dude you would say that

like fucking the mantra you go i'm fearless i'm shameless i'm doubtless as you're boning i wouldn't even get the that doesn't okay picture it the other way you want to talk about in denial does it okay if a guy was banging his chick and he's like i'm fearless i am doubtless like that seems like a guy can you stop saying that butless like that seems like a guy can you stop saying that but doesn't that seem like a guy that was in denial about his sexuality that's like that's like gay conversion if you were having sex with a girl yeah you'd be like i am doubtless i have zero doubts that is your first week back from gay conversion therapy when you get to see your like new girlfriend i do not have a single doubt about this session that is happening it's like

you're the vagina is the pillar of light. Love it. I love vagina. Remember that guy? He goes, I love women. Women, women, women, women, women. I'm not gay no more. That guy's the king.

I love the Lord and I'm not gay no more. That guy's the king. I am fearless. Why would you need to be fearless? I am fearless. I'm not afraid. I have zero doubts. This is what God intended for me.

So it's conversion camp the other way. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. I do not have gay panic. Moving along, warming up the dragon pearls. That's what they call them, I guess. They start rolling their ball sacks between their fingers, and they ask the audience to repeat, I have beautiful balls.

I have beautiful balls i have beautiful balls my balls louder i have beautiful balls louder i have i have beautiful balls he starts crying they're beautiful they're so beautiful well no one first of all no one has beautiful balls no they're horrible looking they're so oh so it's all beautiful we're gonna milk the juice has beautiful balls. No, they're horrible looking. They're so, oh, so, so beautiful. We're gonna milk the juice. Once again, I want, I remind our viewers to not have any gay panic, but I just wanted, you guys still remind them a lot about the gay panic. He goes, well, listen,

some of your gay panic might clock in, but right now we're about to milk the juiciness of our nuts into our systems before we shoot later on he calls it shooting like mcgruber come on guys who's ready to shoot all right we're gonna shoot do you think they shoot it they may he sort of sees him as like you know like an arab guy at a wedding that's how he sort of sees it when he's shooting i mean again i think that he just literally just pisses in a jar

and then just puts it back. Even if a straight guy was just going to spank it like normal porn, he goes, fucking, I'm just going to go back to the place, milk the juiciness of my nuts. You go, all right, that's... Stop. Saying that to anyone.

Hey, babe. You want to... Fucking... I'm going wanna call you the milk woman cause you're fucking milking the juiciness

the instruction they instruct participants to grab lube or oil and start stroking the few metaphors going

blah blah blah they said the host now they have a few metaphors about taking it to a mechanic there's nothing gay with this.

It's the exact same thing as being at the mechanic to get your car turned up. If the mechanic wanted you to be nude and then fucking jack you off. If the mechanic just wants you to play with your cock while he's fixing your brakes. We're just 22 guys that are doing something exactly

the same as going to the mechanic. He's got his wrench and you got Todd's wrench. If a mechanic asks you to grab his wrench, would that be gay? Well, then this is no different, all right? Now start milking, boys. People are doing what I can only assume is gnashing teeth or rutting sounds.

It sounds... So they've got them doing like fucking... Yeah. Yeah, this is because it sounds so they've got them doing like fucking yeah this is because so manly so what noises do men make it's about yeah it's a bunch of gays trying to what what would a man sound like in this situation oh yeah what does a man sound like? Ugh. Ugh. Yeah. Yeah.

Puh. Duh. Man. Yeah. Just a couple men. Post nut. He encourages participants to find their center again i find one powerful way to keep gay panic at bay is to remind yourself that you're an animal so feel your antlers feel your hairiness feel your roots so basically after they just jacked off with a bunch of guys some of the guys

might have a little bit of second thoughts he has to give him a bit of a reminder he's got to settle them back down to remember like feel your chest nothing gay about a hairy chest yeah boy i mean i might feel a little gay when you're kind of picking another dude's come out of it after it's dried but that is incidental because that is just happens when we're just doing what we do but it's not gay we're a couple dudes that did what we did for a straight way people are doing what i can assume is mashing teeth, and then take your dick and balls and growl. So then they finish after he tells them, then reminds

them once again that nothing was gay about it. They finish by growling and doing a helicopter. Yeah. And then they're sort of swinging. That would probably be even weirder than the legs behind your head just like walking on a dude that's like fucking growling into a Zoom meeting and you go, it's like, you're just pulling like the ultimate growling into a zoom meeting and you go it's like

you're just pulling like the ultimate jeffrey tuba and he goes he goes your zoom's on he goes oh i know i paid for this this guy's really out there by the way too he has a love him he has a post where he says you cannot transmit herpes that's just an illusion it's like a guy getting like popped by his girl who's like how the fuck do i have herpes i go i don't know you can't even transmit her that's the universe yeah he goes i don't know you can't transmit herpes oh that's a good shit yeah i guess she's got probably like gmos condoms in the matrix too yeah this guy's like have you been not or shopping organic because it might be that so they ended off with a straight helicopter. Heading over to Straightville. Last stop, Straight Island.

Can you do a helicopter? Don Winslow? Yeah. What does it sound like? I don't know. I can't do it. Michael Winslow, you think I can do a helicopter? No.

You know what the thing is? There's, because this guy's also like an anti-vaxxer too. Like he's a big like anti-phobia. This guy, he's a lot of different things. He's all over the map, but you're like, you seem like probably getting a lot of weird straight dudes showing up to this who are like really confused. I don't know, dude. I'd be surprised.

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Yeah. So the part, there was, basically the video was I said I was Bam Margera's brother and no one cares for me, right? And then there's a part where my pranks were essentially like living under a bridge, shaving under the thing if people haven't watched it. And then there's one part where I'm like so bad at pranking

where I go do this prank. I go, I'll just show you. I'll just show you the little section. I'm Dan Margera and this is a time prank. Excuse me, do you have a time? Uh, what? I was just kidding. You're on a prank show. Huh?

You're on a prank show, Dan Margera. Okay. We didn't actually need to know the time. It was a prank. Okay. I'm not quite sure what the point of it is, but that's all right. I would just hang that too if I just got pranked, but.

Okay. Do you want to walk me through how you felt when the prank was happening? I didn't think anything about it. You wanted the time, I was happy to give it to you. One of the things you'd be nice in the world is to see if people were friendly and more cordial to each other.

I wasn't trying to punk you like that. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not even the least. If it like ruined your day that you got pranked so hard? No, no, no, no. Okay. No, I was very happy to punk you like that. No, no, no. I'm not even... If it ruined your day that you got pranked so hard? No, no, no. Okay. No, I was very happy to give it to you. If it's a prank, that's okay, too.

Yeah, you got pranked. Yeah. You got the gist of it, right? So this is the comment that the guy goes, you have no idea what a prank is, obviously. Asking the time isn't a prank. So this guy, he's not happy, right? And then like all the comments were like,

yeah, dude, that was the point. Like it was like the point was it was a bad prank. That's the joke. And then this guy goes, yeah, we obviously have a different definition of what a joke is. Asking the time than saying it's a prank isn't a prank or even a joke. Jokes are funny. No one has ever laughed because

someone asked what time it is how is this a joke no serious question oh this guy's this guy is taking us out on his family too this guy here okay okay i'll put the photo of the true maybe okay i won't put the photo of the guy out because uh care I won't put the photo of the guy up because but basically he looks like a hippie and he's got long hair but I oh it looks like I thought it was like a Trudeau

I guess that's sort of like doxing if you put his photo up but like so here's the best part of the guy there's this he has

and he has long gray hair and he runs a rage room I'm obsessed with this guy so he's like literally has like real anger problems so he he runs a rage room and he saw my time fracking a fucking idea I think though I think that probably he can't you had to cancel the six whoever's in there they got there and they go hey we're booked for six o'clock and they go I'm sorry we're gonna have to cancel. He's sitting at his desk

and he's like, Shelly, clear my schedule. And he just destroys his own office. Smashing clocks, right? And then, so then another couple people were like, buddy, no one's saying asking the time is funny. It's not supposed to be. That's the joke. Whatever.

Two or three people are getting into it with this guy, right? Okay, then this is what he says at that one he goes he goes and then he tags the guy and he goes what time is it in paris wow i haven't laughed so hard in a long time i'm surprised no comedians have ever stolen that joke and put it into their stand-up this joke is absolutely hilarious i'm so glad that you explained it just send him a cc i'm totally convinced that it was funny now and everyone's like buddy are you fucking mental you just send him a cease and desist you know that's my joke you just used it's copyrighted hey i noticed yeah i don't want to yeah yeah like and now you you're gonna own the rage room because you know i'm gonna fucking take your rage room from you pal hey buddy i noticed you just used

my time just stole my joke man like what the fuck he would fucking blow his lid you could probably call the rage room too like you probably call it like you could find it i imagine that's his name oh my god dude imagine dude we go to this guy's range room and then uh we do a time break yeah we go hey we go hey i got a book for six o'clock and he goes it's five four and i go what time is it now he goes 5 40 i go dude gotcha you can imagine though and i walk out five different people going to the range room asking the time you just call him right now i guess we could well he might not be the operator but you go hey what time is it and you go gotcha you're gonna hang up i mean i'll guess that a rage room isn't like he doesn't have 90 employees like if we don't get his his rage

room's probably just like his garage with a few fucking clocks my guess would be it's a few clocks because there's nothing funny about the time with this guy so that's a bet maybe on the patreon that's the first one and then there was another comment that was making me laugh because basically in the thing my joke was that i was homeless and i was digging around in trash and then he goes you're a grown-ass man asking people to feel sorry for you at least uh why don't you go get a job or at least quit digging in the garbage if you put that much energy you do digging in the garbage to getting a job then uh hold on if you put that much energy into getting a job then you do digging in the garbage and asking people for money then maybe you'd be okay so this guy's my problem is doing too much

to get high on his own supply this guy's like this guy is honestly like following the ten crack commandments but it's not helping him he needs to get high on his own supply of of rage room where's the rage room located do we not state i don't know i don't want to start fucking putting his info out there like that but this guy we should call him in the patreon show ha the best is just being like yeah the joke was that like it wasn't a joke that was the joke and he goes yeah thanks i know what a joke is and asking the time isn't one of them this guy's fucking brains broken dude dude you could legitimately if you called him every day from a different number asking the time like you could have him institutionalized he'd be

he'd be in the institution within four days yeah yeah like no problem why does everyone think why does everybody keep asking me the time it's your age o'clock this guy does not like being asked the time so okay one last thing is the fucking nurses or no sorry the nurses the witches the witches yeah we have some real good fucking uh we have some fucking bangers this week too nurses the witches the witches yeah we have some real good fucking uh we have some fucking bangers this week too keeping going on the patreon which people we are almost uh like uh about 200 away from doing the episode two and we have we haven't narrowed down to either guns or an eating competition yeah for the for the next one that'll be a good one patreon.com and we did the live stream thank you to everyone who came out to that on the patreon but yeah that

was fun so this was kind of like yeah i'm sure everyone saw this like going viral but it's just i feel like we have to talk about it because we were like sort of we give it to the witches well we're sort of yeah we are sort of like um i don't know the right way to put it but like we are almost a witch oriented podcast at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Witch podcast talks about more witches more than us. Witch old witch. Witch podcast. Witch old podcast. So this stunned nurse, I caught this witch holding a carcass eating ritual on my security camera.

And basically, there's these witches. And they have this ritual where they basically like raw dead animals and shit like this. Yeah. And then she caught it on camera. And then obviously some people are being apologists for it. Like, oh, you know, maybe it was an animal. And it was like, but the witches wear wigs, right? Yeah.

They're wearing these like weird wigs. And they were half naked. They're half naked. They're wearing wigs. Right. So it's obvious. I would like to see the video because she's like, she said they're eating it. But the closest I saw was like, they grabbed the hoof,

which is still nasty to grab like the hoof and put it. They could be doing some burial ritual or whatever. Yeah. But the idea that was like making me laugh was imagine, you know, your chick, like she's a starts, it starts out in horoscopes before,

you know, she's naked eating fucking just like a rotting deer, rotting beaver. Yeah. Rotting beaver carcass in the backyard. And you're like, what? You're like, yeah, I don't know. I got sick of horoscopes.

I moved on to crystals. And the crystals told me to do this. Yeah, I moved on to crystals and I'm still depressed. So we're going to go check out what happens when I eat a deer carcass. Yeah, the one witch that showed up. You know, I was kind of just thinking this would be a crystal stuff. It's like, take your clothes off and eat the beaver if you want to be a witch put on the wig we're going hunting put on the wig and eat your carcass are you a witch or not a witch yeah i was trying to find like i felt

like there was some sort of angle here like to promote something but and it's fake but like i can't really i don't really know what's going on with this one it's very bizarre to me i think it's just witches that got out of control they started doing one thing the next thing you know they're eating carcasses yeah that's how it actually ate you think that you know how sick you would get imagine oh my god you would get imagine you're in the hospital not if you have witchcraft that is offending you off though that's? Well, unfortunately, there's this thing called reality. The amount of girls that are into witch stuff

is out of control, man. No, I believe that. That's what I'm saying. Maybe this is like their last foray into witch stuff because they're like... That's the tip of the iceberg. If you're into manliness stuff,

the last step is you're jacking off a dude. If you're into witch stuff, the final form of witches is rolling around in a field in the middle of a small town eating beavers. Oh my God. This is crazy. It was like the deer was so rotten too. Like it wasn't even like it just died.

Like it was missing half of its body. It's the nastiest thing I've ever seen. And then before we go, we will award Goat of the Week. My frugal husband pretends to be poor so we can get free groceries from the food bank. So I just want to say, this is a little over the top. This is the real top G. I love this guy. Danny

probably doesn't appreciate this. I like a guy that knows how to get a deal. He takes what he wants. The woman posts online. She's not happy. She said they make $200,000 a year. This guy's going to the food bank and they don't even need food. Yeah, they don't need food. They can afford food. Honestly?

He's just like, there's food for free. So why would I go buy it like a fucking rube? The guy likes the deal. And apparently when she gets mad at him, she goes, her husband accused her of overreacting, being vindictive and threatens to go back to the food bank. I mean, he literally goes and puts soot on his face and he like, he's like doesn't shower for three days.

And he puts on grubby clothes. Yeah, grubby clothes and he's like, he takes their shitty car. I love him. Or whatever, just so he can go to the food bank to get like.

Dude, I respect a guy that's fucking rich and still cheap. It's like my favorite type of guy. Yeah, this is, don't get me wrong, me too. This is pathological. 300 grand a year using coupons this is

pathological this isn't using coupons like literally the wife's like on facebook the the food bank is like we got a re-up of all this fresh food and then he just like went there he threatens though like she'll be like hey uh fucking i'm not gonna make dinner tonight and he was like don't make me do it he goes fine don't you don't He goes, they just had a big restock over at the food bank. Do whatever you want. I'm going to be eating bunt cakes all night. And he keeps urging her to stop interfering with his choices. I'm a man.

I'm the man of the house. I can make some choices. I honestly feel like this is why, because I think they were together. You get that? It's for a deal. But also 17 years into a relationship, you're like, you need a thrill you think you need to thrill i think you need a thrill and you need just some sort of friction so you go you're pissing her off it's so really piss her off i'm gonna start shopping at the food bank that's option one option two is

like you just fucking like he's getting the itch like he's just like his wife comes home and she's like oh you know i bought groceries full price and he's just like fuck yeah i gotta now he's getting the itch like he's just like his wife comes home and she's like oh you know i bought groceries full price and he's just like fuck yeah i gotta now he's like i've got to make this back up like how am i gonna like make this back up he's like if i buy another box of cereal then put those together you basically got 50 off like this like he might actually have a thing where it's like it just pains him it's legitimately pathological yeah yeah like there's like actual like mental problem he has he can't buy something unless it has a deal. Yeah, and this is even a... Is this classified as a deal?

Like, are you like, deal of the century. Everything's free because it's kind of best... Passes best before date. Definitely, it's a deal. I got some good Tulpa stuff on the Patreon, too. Come hang out with us on the Patreon. I'm going to try and convince ryan to call this guy come meet us san diego come watch me in san diego next weekend danny mullen's gonna

be at the saturday shows and the tickets are about 75 sold out so get them while they're hot danny aren't you doing a show i'm doing uh july 7th in pookipsy yeah laugh it up comedy and i'm actually doing a show august 11th and 12th in Burlington, Ontario. Okay. Yeah. I yuck yucks. That's cool. Yeah. I'm going to be back there.

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