The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

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The Boys cast with one of the most eventful weeks once again coming at you. It's always happening. Never not happening. And by the way, everyone's tapped in. I'm in Florida. You go up to a guy. You're like, how's the weather? How's the weather?

The pedophiles are taking over them? Know what you don't see? And this is, you know, ladies can have a victory lap because what you don't see is you hear Elizabeth Warren and AOC, you're going to a pedophile island with a lot of boys. No, no. No, the women came out unscathed. No, the women have to wait for the kid to go to school, then they go to teachers' college, wait for that kid to turn 13, and then finally they can have sex with their student. Yes, that's their own Epstein's Island.

Miss Epstein's Island. 100%. Yeah, the female Epstein's Island is Miss Epstein's classroom. Yeah, right. Detention. Detention from Miss Epstein. Yeah, did you, did you follow her to Epstein's detention room? Miss Epstein's detention room.

Epstein's detention room. But yeah, we'll talk about that for a second because there are lots to get to and then maybe we'll come around, you know, sort of like an Epstein sandwich. The weave. Yeah, sort of the weave. We're doing the weave today. The one that was making me laugh the most, though, was Howard Lutnik

because I just watched his thing. First of all, he had to go and, like, get grilled for like 12 hours, right? Oh, buddy. I mean, the fact is, if he doesn't, I don't think he's going to resign, but if he doesn't resign, that's a big yikes. A lot of them seem like they're just like, nah, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. Not dog.

I mean, the fact that he did that, like, original interview, this was, I don't know, a few months back. And he's just like, yeah, I went to his, he was so, like, high and mighty. Like, yeah, I was his neighbor and I went to his house. And I took my wife and we were leaving right now. And as we're walking away, he goes, we are never going back to that house ever again to our neighbor's house. And then it was just like, but you went to his island, though. Yes. Okay.

So I did, yes, go to his island. but after that once I was on the island I looked him in the eyes and said this is the last time I went to the island to tell him I'm never coming back I told him I'm never coming back and they said but you guys had a company we did start a cryptocurrency to get you now that you mention it yes

right I forgot about Epstein coin I forgot about the cryptocurrency form that we signed but that was it once the crypto was up and running I said you can take me off the board of the directors you sir are a perv and then I walk on you go what about this photo of you and him

that you went backpacking around Europe together. You were riding a double bicycle holding two slices of pizza. He was, he's gonna have to start coming out here. Like, yeah, you know what? I think I have PTSD from 9-11. Yeah, I think 9-11's why I didn't remember

that we stayed in the hostel together. I have PTSD and my memory is compartmentalized. And so I just forgot like he's gonna get a doctor's note like legitimately like a why I went to Epstein's Island doctor's note where it's like Howard didn't remember he went to Epstein's Island due to his 9-11 PTSD. I know that Howard and Epstein did buy a block in Amsterdam together where they and yes, you're right.

We did run a cage company so we could set up cages in the... Pretty normal stuff. But I did, but I wasn't lying that I told him that this is enough to know. Yeah, yeah. And I technically didn't go back to his house. No, so... Actually, didn't lie about going back to his house. Although you better hope those fucking P-cams don't come out.

because there was a whole thing. Dude, it was crazy. There was an article, or not an article, one of the Epstein files where like a New York FBI field office agent was essentially like,

yeah, we looked in 2019 when we raided his house and there was no cameras there. And then this journalist for some UK newspaper basically went through the files, found like emails, found literally credit card receipts

from a Fort Lauderdale spy cam company about him just like wiring. up the whole shit. Is this the spy camera joint? Literally he sent this guy to go drop a thousand dollars at some like spy cam shack in Fort Lauderdale. Spy shack? It is.

You don't remember they had those like the spy stories? Excuse me. Could you direct me to the P-camp section? Now is this waterproof for no reason? For no particular reason. I get leaks from the upstairs bathroom. So these needs to be waterproof. So it says Lutnik, you and Epstein, you had a,

They had a book on all of the ranking. You know, ranking poster board that it was an entire house of just your rankings of different P? Yes. Okay. So that can be explained. Yes. It was,

dude, it's going to literally be one of those videos where it's like, I thought we're on a break. Like maybe I accidentally was there. And then they find the videos like them doing like conga lines and shit together. It's like bum, bump, bump,

but da. That's what I'm saying. It's going to be the two of them on a roller derby. Just doing. Doing doubles. Did you actually attempt to join the Olympics as a double figure skating team? The first homosexual, the first both homosexual figure skating team? Yes, okay.

So about that. Okay. So I was on Ambien and I don't know what you guys know about him. He's got a doctor's nose at the ass. Howard Ludnick is literally going to have. It is funny. Like there is probably a lot of billionaires that have to go back to like a board meeting and just pretend nothing happened after this.

So everyone's just sitting there. He comes in. He's like, yeah, so obviously profits are up. And everyone's like, we're not going to come, nothing. We're not going to talk about your 19 trips to. He goes, those were business trips. I was trying to save the company, okay? Yeah.

In grades? I thought that some of our competitors might be giving valuable information on the toilet. Look at me in the ice. You never had a conversation in the toilet before? Never. Oh, well, Mr. Holier than now has never won. had a phone conversation while he's on the toilet. Well, color me.

Yeah. The only one. Good for you. I guess you're better than you. I guess you're better. Can we clap everyone? Because we found out that Danny Polshucks better than me. He's never take a shit.

Never take a phone call on the John. Well, some of our competitors, maybe not so holly as you, have taken a shit on them with the phone. This is a cutthroat industry, okay? Yeah. Sometimes you've got to answer the phone. You know what? Everyone put their hand up and they want to finish third. Because if you do, honestly, I think that information should be out of the open.

Who wants to win and who doesn't? I think we should get that out in the open. So if the people who want to win, obviously would understand that I'm getting information on the toilets. It is funny, by the way, that there are no U.S. politicians are in any trouble. And then now, like, in the U.K., they're like, yeah, Kier Starmor has to resign over this. U.K. politicians are like. Like the U.K. They're like, yeah, yeah, like, everybody's like, Kier Starmor has to resign because he, like, appointed the U.S. ambassador who was, like, deep in the Epstein list, like, real paling around with him. So it's like, wait, none of you are in trouble and I have to lose my job?

Well, I think what's happening in the U.S. politicians and billionaires. They all get into a room and they just go, B. What a week? Hey? Hey, can't fire a soul. Yeah.

Yeah. It's beyond the pale, as they would say. Another funny one is Deepak Chopra getting chopped. Yeah. See, that one, everyone's kind of acting.

He's like a love guru. Exactly. He likes a little. That is the least, you're like, the burning man. I don't even know if he's a burning man guy, but like that type, where you go, I get on paper because women, I think women are surprised because they fall for that type of bullshit, guru bullshit. But every guru eventually fucks everybody. That's the deal. I've never been less surprised by anything in my life where people are, but I feel like this one.

The Indian gurus, they're all their whole deal is. They get the harem and then they're all like, you know, Bob City. Yeah, they join the thing and then they're just like, all right, well, we're all banging now. Yeah. He wants to bang the guru. I know. Deepak Chopra is the least surprise. All of the, they all have demons, man.

All the meditation guys, the Sam Harris is of the world. Yeah, they're all just fighting the demons. Sam Harris was in there too. Deepak Chopra, like if you told someone, if you told, I guess, some of his followers, you know this guy who's, you know, Mr. Actualized. You know he has a tenter burning man every year that's him in 19 women. She's doing ketamine. Doing ketamine.

That would not surprise us, but I think some women would be like, not my Deepak. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like some fucking 60-year-old women who are like, no, I just like the books. Yeah, him and Oprah double-teaming people and Oprah has a strap-on-on. They go, not my Deepak. No, it would be tough pillow. He taught me how to breathe properly. Well, you still know how to breathe, so that's good.

You can still hold on to that. He taught you how to breathe, and he taught the 19 hookers out of choke. And it wasn't with his dick, which is actually not that big. Not that big. Pretty normal size. Yeah, so Deepak Jobra was not funny to me at all. No. There was, and again, maybe one or two.

more things because I want to move on, but the Pizza Gate, everyone's doing a victory lot, because there's a lot of, a lot of pizza, and it's all defer to you, of all, funny look. Dan just looked at me like, whoa, I didn't do pizza gate. What do you mean? Not I. What do you mean? No, but I feel like, yeah, I saw all the jerky and the grape soda stuff. Right. Like, we're like, I could get a grape soda. And I mean, I saw, I looked at some of the pizza once. It was literally like yeah we're going to this pizza place and not pretty sorry can he's just like can you send me the menu which everybody's like oh the

menu the pizza menu there's definitely some of them that you're like some of them are on well some of them you're being cute you know you've ever seen like Drake flirt with a girl on camera yeah and he acts like a 12 year old yeah there's some of it where Epstein's like 60 years old like legitimately flirting with fucking teenager like the way that you did when you were in like

grade nine yeah you're stupid no you're fucking stupid like he's almost like running teenager game. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the pizza stuff, I don't know. I mean, I know that I know a lot of people are like, yeah, this is, uh, we were exonerated. Pizza Gate is completely real. I didn't, there's certainly some things where you could arrive at that, but I'd like to see Hillary Clinton drinking a child's adrenic chrome first. I'd like more. You'd like a little more. I'd like a little more before I'm going to go all in on the Pizza Gate thing.

Well, pizza, but that is a real thing that the pizza is the code for the pedophiles. That's not like a hot take even. Well, I thought that was... And the argument, I would say, from the pizza people, is that, you know, that a lot of times they throw in too much to throw it off the trail. What does that move called? Muddy the water. It's a muddy the water's move.

Because people go, oh, it doesn't even... Oh, they sit in as a basement. It doesn't even have a basement. When you go, and you're focusing on the wrong. It's how JJ argues, you know? Or you ever had a girl that's like obviously up to something and they're just pulling the wrong? Yeah. They're diverting.

They're diverting. It's a diversion tactic. You go, where were you last night? You go, oh, so what? I can't wear pants? You know? You go, what the fuck? You get one detail wrong and they're like that, well, that shows that you didn't know

what you're talking about. And you go, no, I don't have the details right. That's correct. Yeah, yeah, but I know what's going on. I know what I know. And the pizza business seems to be, that's, I don't even think that was like a, that controversial that the pedophiles used the pizza symbols. Well, yeah, that was like the John Podessa with all the hot dogs.

Like, wasn't it like, there was hot dogs too? I don't know if hot dogs came up in the Epstein files, but there was like, wasn't there like some whole thing where he's like, yeah, we're flying in 400 hot dogs. You're flying in hot dogs, are we? Yeah, and their thing is just like, this is how rich people live. They're like, yeah, you go to a fucking stall on the corner. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Ryan sees this and you go like, that's not completely unreasonable. We're having a big bash and we're going to be flying in 2000 current.

of popcorn. Like when you're really bawling, you go, what, I'm just gonna get a bunch of Costco hot dogs? You're like, there's like the best hot dog place. Age to perfection.

It's like in Wisconsin and we want these hot dogs. It's like rich person gold belly essentially where they're like, no, we're chartering a private jet and we're flying the hot dogs in. Right. And then everybody's like,

you heard it here first, man. Yeah. From day for a day. Wink. By the way, the crypto crash has been, the memes from the crypto, latest crash have been

probably my favorite thing recently where it was just like all the Terminator running after the guy and it's just like your 70 year old uncle that you told to buy at 125 chasing you just that because people are so leveraged right?

Oh big time. So people are so leveraged that if shit goes like if you're if if one tenth of your net worth is in crypto and you're buying it at different times and it goes down 40% like you don't even really think about it that much right? No. But if this is your entire net worth

leverage 6x and it goes out 20%. You just got liquidated. Dude, there's like, there were a number of people who were like, yeah, this guy like turned 10,000 into 70 million and then just got liquidated plus 70 million. And you're like, goddamn. And you're like, how irresponsible can you be with your money? I mean, that's just, that's the gambler's life right there. That's the thing, right?

If they didn't get liquidated you now. And you, that's the only way you can feel anything. Yeah. When you have that mentality. Well, that's, that's what they say at the crypto. you know, the no crying at the casino, but, you know, the old crypto tales, not an old crypto tale, but, you know, crypto guy goes to heaven, you know, he's been really into shitcoins and they get there and you, can I buy shit coins in heaven? And he's like, of course, yeah. And then

he's like, you know, he buys all these shit coins and they just go up and it goes up forever and it doesn't stop going up and he goes, so they just go up forever in heaven? He goes, oh, you think you're in heaven? It's repurposed, but. Yeah. Yeah. The shit coin thrill isn't about the win. about the loss. It's about the loss. Oh, yeah. That's, I mean, that's like, you know, well, even like our friends like the Norm MacDonald thing. We're like North McDonald like famous of course, you know, several times went totally broke and he's just like, yeah, that's what it's about. If JJ got liquidated, if JJ didn't get liquidated at his, when he had 30 grand, and then it turned into 80 grand, well then he would have got liquidated

at 80 grand. If he didn't, that 80 grand would have turned into a million and he would have got like, at some point, he would be equally as five extra leverage and at some point something would happen. I mean, sure, when you take this outsized risk, because like it's just, it's just waiting around the corner. And also the other one that was loving, just a guy with the sweat on his face being like, this is me hedging against 60% of my money to hedge against 4% inflation.

There's like so many good ones, dude. I know, not to mention the fact that you're like, well, I guess this whole inflation hedge, you're like, it was, they're very much like a Milton, like, I was told this would move with gold. You guys said this was going to move with gold. It's moving the opposite of gold. I believe I was told this was a store of value and a hedge against inflation.

That's exactly what it is. I was told my money would be hedging against inflation. Quite the contrary. You told me this was digital gold. Gold seems to be going higher. Do you know how many people I know that bought crypto at 125 and then message me being like, you got to get in on this? Of course.

I mean, again, that's good on that. Like, if you could somehow build something to analyze it and you're just like, like, if you could graph this out. I mean, they always used to do it with Google search trends where they would say like when Google search trends hit like a certain spike with Bitcoin. You go like, that's always the top because it's just like, it's the froth. It's like when everybody's so pumped at the top of this bubble, you go, that's the end of it. Yeah. Right. But you're like, I mean, that was always JJ. That was JJ was my canary in the coal mine.

When JJ's just like all in on cum coin, I go, all right, ton of me. Take a step back. What I like to do is buy around here, sell around here, buy around here, sell around here, buy around here, sell around here, and then after three months I'm up nine grand. Or after three years, I'm up 12 grand. That's kind of my strategy.

That's it. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. It actually is though. I buy it like I buy it like 65 and it goes all over the place and then I sell at 71. It goes all over the place and I buy it again at 70.

And then it goes all over the place and I buy it again at 70. Then it goes all over the place and I sell it 70. And after fees, I made seven grand. Right, yeah, he makes a month. It's not nothing. Yeah, good. But, yeah, the memes on that were probably, it was honestly one of the funniest parts of the internet and a long time was the crypto meme.

It's funny guys, man. It's a funny community. It is a funny community. A lot of the like crypto is dead tweets that I saw like when it was zero. No, I saw so many like crypto. No, going to zero. And you're like, probably that's like the opposite JJ indicator. Like there was a part of me.

This is a buy now? Of course it is. What are you crazy? That's obvious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already bought back in. 69. You got a fucking text from your account and be like,

yo, what are you doing? Just hold it. Hold it and don't look at it. What is going on here? I like, you know, you send him back Michael Burry memes and shit to your account. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was like, what are you doing?

When they question you, that's when you know you're on the red track. Just spamming your account. Become unpredictable. Become unaccountable. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, probably funniest part of the internet.

So, Super Bowl. Yeah. I mean, obviously it happened a little bit ago. Snooser balls. It was a snooze game, man. Fucking biggest snoozer in a while. But so it was the Patriots versus the Commer for the Super Bowl half-time show.

The Patriots were playing in the thing, and they were also doing a half-time show. Patriots versus the comrades. So the comrades had Bad Bunny and the Patriots had Kid Rock and some other crap. I love everybody trying to dunk on the Turning Point show being like, oh, you guys got like 8 million views. It's like the Super Bowl got 139. Bad Bunny got 139. He's like, well, yeah, he was on the Super Bowl broadcast versus on Rumble and YouTube. So yeah, obviously he gets all the views of everybody watching the Super Bowl.

Yeah, aside from the view part, I mean, none of it matters because it's all, it was all, all the views were just like I'm making a political statement sort of. I was watching it in Florida and I was at like a random bar. Yeah. And there was a guy of veterans for Trump hat and he was watching the Super Bowl. Not a happy camper when that money was on. I bet. I bet. Veterans for Trump didn't like it.

And then some of the Uber drivers. it would be like a 60-year-old Cuban woman kind of thing and she'd be like, it seems like it'd be a half-time show in Venezuela. Oh, really? Even though the Hispanics weren't liking it. White Hispanic. Oh, right.

And if Cuban, then that's a big Trump supporter. Yeah, but the people in Florida didn't love the bottom, right? Nah, not a huge chance. I gave him an okay review where I said it was fine. And I posted my review, I don't need to get too into it. I will say,

your two options. Option two. I love my truck. I love a miracle. God. God's good. You get a little kid rock in there, though. Kid rock was the best part and he sucked.

Yeah. He looked so much like a fucking old man. he's got dude he has the he has the republican dad outfit on the the like white shoes with the jean shorts the jeez shorts yeah no what kid rocks looks like he has the january 6 fed outfit yeah yeah kid rock's wearing the outfit of the we're going in he has the undercover yeah the undercover yeah the undercover j6 outfit where it's just the yeah it's uh cut off shorts the white jeans and then some like America gear. Hello fellow patriots.

I hate both of those music, man. Probably my least two favorite types of music. Yeah. Yeah. I mean again, Latino, Latin elevator music. I still don't know. I think there was one bad bunny song where I go, oh, I recognize this from like TikToks. I went through his top five.

I go, I don't know one of these songs. I never heard it. One of the like, whatever, one of the songs, I've heard this like in videos on TikTok, but I'm like, yeah, I don't know. Honestly, and I was going into this unbiased listening to his 10 top songs. And they did.

Do you see the video? Not one I recognize. And you see the videos because they were like, when you watch the, they definitely are streaming or like bringing in crowd cheering and stuff like into the PA system. So it makes it seem when you're watching it on TV like everybody's pumped.

It's a party. It's a party. And then people in the stands are like videotaping and everybody's just like this. Oh, You're saying that the Patriots at the Super Bowl weren't loving it. I don't even know if these were Patriots necessarily, but everybody, and then there's like four people dancing, and then everybody's just like...

See, I'm going to go the other way, because I think people, a lot of people loved it, man. The Hose loved the Latin music, man. Especially when Ricky Martin came out. Like, you know, okay, even just your average Republican mom tells me doesn't like Ricky Martin, forget about it. That's true. Yeah, they look a lot. Dude at all. Bada Bada Bodo Boro.

My mom would go wild if that came on. Sure. Yeah. So the hoes love Bad Bunny. That is an undeniable fact. They love and by the way, it feels like you're on vacation

in an elevator. The thing was pretty cool. It was very New York, right? All the sets and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, I saw a thing where it's good. I actually thought it was kind of cool. I know at one point he goes, I hate the music.

They were like he goes up the light pole or something and they're like that was because the power always goes out in Puerto Rico so you have to go turn the power back on or something. Yeah, I don't know about that stuff. Going up in polls and stuff I don't know. Yeah, I mean, listen I actually thought they did a good job of it. I just hate that type of music. Yeah, it's not for me.

And the Republican one, I went and watched that after. I watched it on YouTube because I was like, I gotta see this. I was like kind of in awe that how much it sucked. Like, first of all, it starts with the guy playing the national anthem on guitar, just solo for a good, you know, a minute. You're like, well, we already did the anthem.

So he does the anthem again. And then some dude that just looks like a dad. Yeah. Country has all these weird celebrities where you're just like, this guy does fucking, he's like. They have a lot of reformed wiggers. Country? Yeah. Like, we're like this guy.

This guy wasn't one of those. Oh, there was one guy. I love country. He reminded me of the second guy. I just want to fish my fish. Yeah, but there was. I just want to drink my beer. Remember the MAGA rap from last week?

Mega rap, of course. But the other guy, not the face tattooed guy, but there was. was the other dude like there was one guy and he was like kind of that but he's like just moved on to kind of country. Oh really? He's like one of those kind of. Oh the mega, the wigger to country pipeline. Yeah. But that was just because country got so popular.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I'm just saying that's there's some of that. There's a little something for everybody. Well, there's even some of them I like when who's the post Malone. Oh, post Malone. Oh, post Malone. Yeah. Post Malone when his rap songs came out like they were kind of bad. Yeah, yeah. His country stuff, you're just

like, I don't know. Yeah, whatever. I hate this shit. I love I want to fish my fish I want to drink my beer I want to something about God sure I was like gayest shit I've ever heard in my life dude

do you remember the old song where they go dude I remember listening to this I was with the guys in my band and I remember at the time we were probably like 22 or something and I remember it came on

and I never heard this song and we were listening to a country channel like just in some random butt fuck town and it was like it came on and I remember bursting out laughing and it was a huge

song, but it was just like, God is good, beer is great, and people look crazy. I remember just being like, what the fuck? Does people listen to it? Yeah, man. God is good. See, I had a theory. Yeah. And tell me what you think of this. Because I was on the tip that they have done like four soup bowls in a row for in a specific direction. The weekend was a good one. Again, it's all the same thing though, right? They used to kind of go 50-50, right? And millennials are old. And millennials are old. enough that they've never really done like I guess the biggest like four

millennial that probably everyone was when it was like 50 cent Eminem and all those people but still on the rap tip right? Whereas like 50% of those fans or if not more or not rap guys right? Yeah. And I was kind of thinking you go what do you think the biggest

song that comes in that even people that weren't fans if it plays at a bar everyone goes crazy? Like fucking sweet Caroline line or... No, that's for the generation above us, I would say. That's Gen X or older.

I don't know. Not to say that everyone doesn't go crazy for that, but that's not a millennial staple. Oh, like a sing-along, like where everybody knows the word? Smells like Teen Spirit would be number one. Yeah, that would be up there. Yeah.

Right? Yeah. Yeah, that would be up there. I don't know. This is my pitch. Summer of 69 or something. Summer of 69. I know it's older,

but it's just like everybody knows the words. Sure. Radio hit Brian Adams is even a little... Okay. I'm saying and this is, I think they could do this. Blink 22, all the small things. And honestly, they were kind of a bit of a niche thing at that, not niche, but it was like, you know, it wasn't like everyone's into that.

Yeah. But over the years, you know how certain people, how like Kid Rocks just become the Republican guy, which he wasn't at the time. Yeah. If you look at it, Blink 182, which I'm not, people are going to say, oh, of course you'd say that. I'm not actually the biggest blinkwain 2 fan. So, for the record. I mean, they play stadium, so you check that box off. And I think they're the biggest, like, song that goes off that everyone goes insane for.

Yeah, like all the small things. I really think if you did that and then you could have some rapper come out because Travis Barker super tapped into the rap scene. You do that and then you also have like the game comes out. Yeah. Someone like that. I mean, there is. You have post Malone and then you have, you know, some big singer for the birds like Beyonce.

And then you have that kind of mix. I feel like that would be just like everyone's happy. Yeah. I'm curious with it because obviously there was a, you know. You'd have every single. Every Super Bowl party going, singing all the small things. The thing is they're like a motivation behind all this, it seemed at least, because they're trying to like grow the game outside of America.

Like I think they've reached the maximum amount of Americans. So they're almost not trying to entertain the Americans to agree. Listen, I get it. And that's what it is. Yeah. But you got to do. And listen, you got to throw us a bone. You got to go one for you, one for me.

Yeah, that's fair. That's all I'm saying. Everyone knows that. You know, they talk about customer acquisition versus satisfaction. So you can't be all acquisition, right? No, I agree. I agree with that. Basketball tried to be too much acquisition, you know, too much pandering, and I think it hurt them.

And again, I'm not here to say that I have all the answers for who it should be. And I'm not, seem like people like it, whatever. I hate that shit. What I am saying is if you are listening, Commissioner. Roger Goodell. I think Blankway, too, you'd be surprised at how big of a hit that would be. Oh, it would be. I mean, again, it's just like, yeah, to have everybody.

kind of singing along in the stadium would be cool, which would happen. Not for me. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, exactly. Yeah, it was for Americans. What do you think is worse? Have you got trapped in a room, an elevator? Let's see you got trapped in an elevator. Would you rather eight hours of, or would you rather eight hours of,

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Yeah me too I think I could tune that out I think I could tune it out But then there is an element You know what But then there's the element of That it's in Spanish and I don't know Spanish So there is something to be said about you You can actually tune out a language

Because it actually sounds like an elevator music Yeah and there's like I don't know the language So I probably actually you could tune out the Spanish more Because I don't speak Spanish more because I don't speak Spanish. Yeah. So, I don't know. Boys, you care what goes into your body.

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Every now and then I think about that sketch. Funny pick, there's have Jesus Jones coming. Yeah. Right. My joke was it's the ultimate radio song, right? Yeah, yeah. Right here right now. So it's the ultimate radio song.

So it's a radio station that dedicated to only playing right here right now about Jesus Jones. This is the Fox 454 playing Jesus Jones all day, every day, right here right now. That was right here right now, and this is right here right now. And the ratings are going down, and the co-host is like, yeah, I think we should maybe play another song. He's like, we started this with a mission. If you want to walk away because you don't have the guts. You don't have the stones. Yeah, you don't have the stones to play right here right now exclusively all day, every day, 24 hours a day. This isn't a sketch, but this is so funny

to be the other day. It was like a doctor for comedians, and then a black comedian comes in and he goes to the knee reflex test, and he does it with a mic. That's funny. I don't know what the sketch movie, but just that image was just like grabbing a mic. That's how you do it? banks off the knee. It does, that takes it a lot of getting there. A lot of getting there for just like,

not, like, you know, decent, not, yeah, not enough payoff. Yeah, it would have to be a side thing

in a thing. Yeah, it would have to be a side thing exactly, but just like knocking them. Yeah, like Dave Chabelle going to the doctor

and his doctor being the tissue reflexes or obviously he'll do it the way you're comfortable. I just, I thought of that because I saw, we were at the stand

the other night and I, we had to grab a mic and then one of the mics was just like so beat up. like the, you know, like how the mics like cave in like the shell

yeah yeah it like caves in and I was like what the fuck happened to this and Mike Figgs was like probably a black comedian so I will say the outrage from the Matt Walsh types seemed corny to me yeah but that's you know that's their default but you have to put on something better

like you yeah you know it's there's been too much lately of like you know you want you get the freedom air and then the freedom air is crappy you know what I mean? Yeah. Like if they, like, it's so corny.

If, if they actually were like, you know what, let's do another half-time show. It's like, yeah, get the band. The problem is they can't,

but it's like, get Metallica. It's like, they can't just every meeting being like, you know what? We think that there is, you know,

other people that want to see this kid rock, kid rock and kid rock. Right. Right. Yeah. I mean, the best,

the most fair thing would just be to balance them out like over a period of years. Yeah, Metallica's not going to do it. That's not going to do it. He's not going to probably do the turning point one. Oh, you're saying for the turn.

Oh, I meant for the actual Super Bowl one. But yeah, Metallica is not going to do a turning point. Madagica probably doesn't want a new turning point. I don't think so. It's a pretty short list of people who can headline the turning point USA. The guy that they have massive drop off after like three names. I also think like if you're going to be a rock star, you can't be fat, man. The guy who was like the biggest country, I guess maybe in that industry, you're just like, yeah, I'm the

every man. That's my shtick. Of course I'm 40 pounds every weight. I have tons of fat. Country stars. I go home. Yeah. Fat's fine. Yeah. See, I'm fine with fat. What I'm not fine with is me with an extra 35. Of course. Yeah. Fat's a look. Yeah. Fat is a look. Everyone knows in entertainment fat's a look. Nothing wrong with being fat. No, nothing. But just looking like dad that's got an extra 40. Yeah. Not for me. No. No. And that was this guy. Not for rock stars. Right. Yeah. So is what it is.

If you really... How about this? If you really want it... Because they're sort of saying it's edgy, but you're like, it's not edgy. It's for mothers. Like, you guys are mothers against driving. And, like, Matt Walsh is, like, the one dad that came to the mothers against direct driving meeting. You know what I mean?

To complain? Sure. Does he not seem like the one dad that's like... I mean, he's just a curmudgeon. He's just like, I hate it. He's just like, I hate everything. Right. But he's...

But he's taken on the lady's causes. That's what I'm saying. Right. Yeah. Like, again, we are... Like he's at the PTA lunch with the mothers. Yeah. I mean,

like you're, I mean, again, at the end of the day, you're just like, you're complaining about the Super Bowl halftime show. It's just like, it's not like the biggest deal in the world. He just is just like,

yeah, I got another thing. I got a fucking, woke libs are making me watch these, this stuff on the halftime show. It's like where football is America. You know, I think it's,

cried wolf too much. Yeah, but I also think it's not just that. It was like, I think there's an element of like, you're going to be mad no matter what. Yes. No, I mean,

but I also think it's more like, I don't know, they just go about it in a way that seems like chicks to me. Yeah, for sure. If any of your, none of your bodies will really be doing that, but like you could see like a chick being, I don't know,

just, all this seems like fucking they're acting like chicks. Yeah, it's a lot of complaining. Yeah, I guess that's maybe what. There's a lot of complaining about stuff. You're just like, just a lot of gripes. Yeah. A lot of complaints about.

Yeah, I can't put my finger on it exactly, but it's something's feminine about this whole business. Yeah. Something's female tendencies of it. But the half-time show for the whole thing was chicky-y-gater. Well, it was like, remember back in the day with the tipper gore? It was like all the, like, swearing and rap music stuff. It was all the moms.

Yeah. And it seems like a, you know, some, there's some thread that ties this together with that. Similar of just like chicks getting up in arms over lyrics. I mean, Randy Fine was like, he's the congressman or senator, I think congressman from Florida, the big Israel guy. And he was like, can you believe these? lyrics he's like we need to find the the FDC needs to find NBC or whatever

because they let him say all these lyrics even though they were in Spanish or whatever like complaining over and they're like and then people were like yeah they edited those lyrics out like they they clean them up even in Spanish but he doesn't know Spanish so he just went and found the songs and found the transcripts and he's like yeah this is

kind of probably I think you hit the nail on the head a little or it jogged me too but it was you know when um so you're an Indian friend what Jog me too Jog me too Jog me too

Do you know when there was You know When everyone was like Oh this is You know Unsafe comedy or whatever it is Right

And you go There was certain things Where you go Yeah there's an argument To be made That this is too much or whatever But you go Everyone's doing this right now

And it's just like I always make the argument You go That's a lame person to be Right Where you go Yeah There might be an argument

Like For mothers to be like You know what Maybe we should should have someone that's a little more wholesome. It's the Super Bowl. But being the guy... Half of these guys are rapists.

Right. We're playing. Understood. But the mothers, I'm saying, if a mother was into that, you might be like, yeah, mothers being mothers.

Yeah. But being the guy that's like constantly like, this is inappropriate. I mean, it's like a maternal instinct. It's a maternal instinct. Yeah, over stuff that is, yeah.

Just constantly talking about what's inappropriate. Yeah. And it's not like, oh, bad bunnies, like, poisoning the, minds of the kids. They're like, nobody knows what the fuck he's saying.

And there's a, yeah. And there's a big difference between, like, you're watching TV show and they're making everyone trans versus like a club anthem that's the biggest artist in the world. Of course. Yeah. And you're treating them the exact same. Same way. Yeah.

You go, no, no. This guy has enormous songs. Sure. And again, like, you know, the argument for bad. I hate them. Like, yeah, he's the number one most stream guy in Spotify, like, in the world. It wasn't some crazy. Yeah.

It wasn't like some reach. Wasn't some, like, industry plant they were trying to. prop up. So that's, I think, they did go get the most streamed guy in the world. That would be my PSA

is that there's lots of things where you know what? Someone probably should be, there's probably should be people that go, that's a lot. But you go, you're going to be that, that's your life now.

You go, I'm the, what's inappropriate guy. I mean, what I'd say to any men who are upset about this is shouldn't you have been manning the grill

during the halftime show? What are you even doing watching it? There's fucking hot dogs burning. Right. Right? Get out there, man.

And it sort of detracts from the real problem, which sucks. Aye, aye, aye, aye. I was that when I was in Florida. We just lost our two Puerto Rican lists. I was, you know, I don't know if it's a bit where we grew up, because I do like Jamaican shit and I like reggae and stuff like that. Yeah. But I think it's objectively better.

I don't know if. Yeah. Reggae's good. Regis good. Whatever that is, stinks. I couldn't, I don't even know what the,

what is the genre of bad bunny. Latin pop. Latin pop. Yeah. Latin radio pop. Yeah. Yeah. For the birds.

And it's Latin radio pop for the birds. Yeah. Yeah. It's not for me, but, hey, go ahead. Go nuts.

Nah, don't go nuts when I'm not there because I don't love it. I don't need you to be going nuts if I'm in the play. Okay, you get one song to play. Did anybody ask at the bar

to put the turning? point went on? There was two women at the bar that were kind of liking it and they were kind of hooting and hollering. Right. And there was a lot of people. I was not like a fucking eye hop essentially. Right, but nobody was like turned the turning point on. There was 8,000 TVs. Yeah. That's what I'm

saying. Was the turning point on one of them? I don't think anyone even knew about the turning point one. These guys, I don't think veterans for Trump knew about the turning point one. The turning point one is more like, put on the Charlie Kirk half time show, please. I think, yeah, maybe someone is. I mean, some people watched it obviously.

Right. You know, there were people watching it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a good numbers. You can sell freedom air to Republicans. I'm not, you know, everyone knows that. I'm just saying you shouldn't be buying the freedom. People are. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Snoop Dog seems to kind of unite everybody. Snoop Dog, I'm sure he's done a halftime show recently. I wouldn't know, but. Yeah, he did the one with 50 cent or whatever. Even because the Patriots are still like, oh, that's the guy who sells me my cane. I mean, I'm surprised Snoop Dog didn't do both. I mean, there's nothing that kind of one. He goes, how this is even possible? He's in both places at once? I sold my hologram likeness to this one,

and then I was able to do this one. The shizzle. But I was going to say, if you did want to go edgy, you get boojub band in. Now, hear me out. I don't think he's allowed in the United States. That's what I'm saying. You get someone that was actually canceled by the libs.

If you actually are trying to make a statement. Canceled by the lips? That's an interesting way to frame cocaine trafficking. Well, he was canceled before that. Oh, okay. I think his real cancellation was his massive cocaine trafficking charges. Yeah. Well, do you remember there was another guy, Shaba Ray?

That sounds familiar. Well, there's all these guys in the Bujubantin world, and Bujuban was kind of like a big star. You know how rappers can't say anything bad about, you know, Kendrick and they can't say anything bad about Eminem. Right. If they do, it's almost like a controversy. Like comedians with Chappelle, you have to,

no matter what he does, you have to say it's amazing. I think Bujuban has a bit of that with some of those Jamaican reggae guys back in the day. But then when they were coming to America and London and all these places, they were very like, hey, what's this business? Like, we understand when you're rapping about, like, killing each other, but this business where you said, you don't like gay people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then just like, can you replace gay man with white man so we can listen to this? And kill them. It's kind of like a white, yeah, a white person in Britain listening to this and being like, oh, he has to, can we replace kill the gay guys with kill the white man? Everything but that one part. Just what can listen to this.

Yeah. But anyways, these guys would be on tour. And then they would get kicked. They would say, like, oh, what do you think of Bujubant? and he'd be, you know, obviously great. They'd like him. And then they'd be like, but he was saying, kill the gays. And then they would try to do like a bit of a political answer being like, yeah, we don't really love the gay stuff. But, you know, people can, it's just artistic expression.

Bujubanton's great. And then the guy would finish the interview and he'd be like, you just got kicked off every festival. Right. Yeah, yeah, you didn't answer that right. Yeah, so these guys were just getting like wrecked for supporting. And they're trying to be like, you're Jamaican. Yes. Like, he's actually going easy.

I don't know what to tell you, but it's like, this is, this is PC in Jamaica. Right. And, but they're like, you obviously didn't read the Goy Slop Handbook because it's supposed to be about killing other black people or white people. We accept that when you start talking about killing gays. Now you're talking about our people. Do you think it was Goy Slop or no? What, the halftime show? Okay, Zach Bryan slammed his Hollywood sell out after mocking.

So Zach Brian didn't even like it, but Zach Bryan's always trying to do stuff. Yeah, I mean, he's probably a pretty decent, he would be probably one of the... No, he's always saying controversial stuff about. controversial stuff, but in terms of someone to actually headline the halftime show. I mean, he watched it and he was like, oh, yeah, but he didn't want to, I guess probably. Oh, he didn't want, oh. Maybe he would, though, I don't know. I think he would. I mean, he sold out Michigan Stadium. It's like 100,000 cedar. Right, but I think that that's why he was just like, how does, what do I need this for? Yeah. Yeah, it's not selling fucking

tickets in Caracas. Right. Yeah. But do you think, did you see the point where everyone was saying the football is Goyslop? Oh, of course. Yeah. Goyslavslaw is really cut on lately. We were just talking about it last night. We had the whole thing on the bathhouse. We were like, the goy, yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. I fucking love it. Dude, I made my Goy Lives Matters commercial commercial last week. Well, we can talk about the anti-Semitism commercial because that was fucking hilarious. Yeah, the anti-Semitism commercial.

I made a competing, uh, commercial that literally had maybe 500 comments being like, this is the thing that should air during the Super Bowl. I stopped. The commercial. Stand up to Goy hate. If anyone saw, they have, uh, I, I, I I guess it was Robert Kraft. He funded it, right? And they have a commercial. There's an anti-Semitism ad.

Which read to me like a 20-year-old or like a Jewish guy who thinks he's cool's dream. So basically- No, that was like if my mom was tasked with making anti-Semitism. I know. I understand that's what you're saying. But I'm adding, I understand that's the perspective. I'm saying something different. I'm saying this is a 21-year-old Jewish guy with a rich dad who's into rap.

That's his dream. that he goes and someone says something anti-Semitic and then the black guy at him team up all he was missing was the super awkward handshake at the end where he just like goes in with the bone and the guy just like goes for the shake and they're like but like you tell me like at your Jewish school like some Jewish guy

that like man that would be really cool if me and a black guy were friends and then he's just I knew where to find one yeah and then so but that's his like wet dream in high school it was like he goes up and then a guy writes a swastew on his locker and then he then the black guy comes up and he goes I've been through that too and him and the nerdy Jewish guy David Specklstein and then Jamal Green fucking then they become friends for life.

Yeah, yeah. And then it's just the two of them stick the world. Then they fight crime together and it's insane. But you know what I mean? Yeah, of course. Of course. Nerdy Jewish guys fantasy is me and the black guy team up. Yeah. It doesn't have the same, uh, it doesn't hit the same when it's like just some random like white girl. It's just like that was wrong. Are you okay? Right. So it's the biggest black guy in the school realizes the Jewish guy. He's like six, he's like six, eight in the commercial. Just like, star of the basketball team. Star of the basketball team. Make sure he's okay after his anti-Semitism.

And you make sure David Goldschmekel is okay. I'm telling you, that's the wet dream of like teenager Jewish kid with rich parents. Of course. And then we probably start a rap group together. It is funny that they still went. then I become the Beastie Boys. They still went and aired the commercial. I don't know, maybe it's no refunds kind of thing. Because they got dunked on by like every Jewish person on Twitter, like the week leading under Super Bowl. I was like, please don't do this.

Please don't post this. Yeah, and then you replaced it was stop going. He's like, no refunds. Sorry. It's $8 million and they don't do refunds. What the fuck was that? That's a thing. You want to put me in charge of that.

fucking put out some bangers. Yeah. What would your anti-Semitism ad be? I don't know, but it wouldn't be that. What would your stop anti-Semitism ad be? It would be a guy and then he's on the internet being like, you're a fucking Nazi, you're a Nazi, and then he's having fun and he's with his girlfriend and then he's in his Discord servers and then his house gets repossessed and then he goes to the bank and

the person that he was saying it to is there on the other side. and then he's like his phone goes off and explodes in his hand and then he blows his head right off hi I'm I'm Dave Johnson I'm looking for a loan weird that you're Dave Johnson because I know you as King Goy 45 are you King Goy 488 by chance because uh no anti-Semitism doesn't pay paid for her by the Polish Shirk Foundation literally better than that and the dirty Jew Like, again, do you, like, if you're, like, a Jewish kid. Well, what would you have to be?

Here's the thing. If you're a Jewish kid. For Britten storm. Here's the thing. If you're a Jewish kid right now who goes to, like, high school, for example, but, like, and you've, no, but, like, it's, like, funny that you're Jewish, but, like, it's not a big deal. Yeah. You're getting a dirty Jew posted note on your backpack every day. By your boys.

By your boys. Like, you are walking around. You might as well sew that thing on. Because the moment it falls off, like, if that happened and I was in high school right now, Like all my friends would be like, people think I eat too many chocolate bars. Yeah, exactly. People would be like, that's so funny. And I'm now just like walking around with a dirty Jew post-a note.

But it's like a joke. It's not like, yeah, it's not malicious intent. But I am now, whatever I do, it's just like for the next six months, maybe. Yeah. I'm just like, this is funny. And I'm just like, yeah, yeah, guys, funny stuff. People think I eat too many chocolate bars or I don't watch my face. Acne commercial from Canada.

Legendary commercial. You did not want to have acne when that commercial came out. Oh my God. You didn't fucking literally, you open your locker, like 5,000 chocolate bars just fall out of it. Guys. That commercial wrecked dudes with acne. Oh, my God. Wrecked. Legitimately, when that thing dropped, I bet you five people were just like, how my school were

just like, well, I guess I'm not going to school tomorrow. And it was on every second. And it had legs for years. Yeah. Like that thing was like, that wasn't like, oh, they ran this commercial for one week. They must have a $20 million budget. But it wasn't a PSA. It was for a pimple.

Yeah, for some pimple. Accutane, maybe. Something. Maybe that was by design. Everybody's like, I guess I got to buy a shit now. Yeah, but it was for one of those, like, medications for acne that, like, came out. It was just like you have a one and eight chance of killing yourself. Yeah, for sure.

They had bonkers side effects as those medications. You know, it's a word side effect, getting bullied because of this commercial we made. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's what we have. They go, well, you just, you think you're like, whatever. I just rather stick my acne. it's like, well, that's funny because our commercials airing everywhere

so you probably, it was actually the perfect scam now you think about it. Yeah, it was clever. So the anti-Semitism, that is, lip Jews love the fantasy of like the black guy

and the Jewish guy coming together. That's their, you know what I mean? That's their favorite thing. I know. We're not so different, you and I.

It's like, yeah, I'm fucking three different cheerleaders right now, so. Let me guess. You like basketball? Front in row at the Knicks. I've done a little scorekeeping in my time You might recognize me from the scorekeepers table

Yeah exactly He's like dunking He winks at the scorekeeper Yeah the real hero That looks behind him Such a fantasy Shamwow guys and end their advertisement too Oh yeah

He's running for what is he Congress And Techris He's one of his He's running for Congress, right? Yeah. Nice. It does feel like any power that Republicans had

is just having every last dollar milked out of it. Do you know what I mean? The problem is... I mean, the comments... That's America period, though. Nothing stays on... Anytime there's, like, energy in a direction,

it's gonna go... It's a countdown to when it flips. Yeah, when it flips, which is good. I think that's a good thing. You want... Yeah. You want an equilibrium, ideally. Maybe it's good.

Yeah, but the comments on this are literally like, didn't you almost beat a prostitute to death? Did he actually? Yeah. Yeah, like, dude, all the comments are like,

aren't you the guy who almost beat a prostitute to death? Okay, let me read some of these. Oh, crap, I'm not signed in, so I can't do it.

Oh, I can pull them up. Okay, you pull the comments up. Do you have the video? I have the video, so I'll play the video here. Hey,

it's Vince. I'm running. for Congress against this guy. Stop having a politician that's worse than Biden. For a discretion. You guys, pretty old. Instead, vote for me. A guy who's not half dead.

I'm going to soak up the swamp, clean the house, and pick up those liberal tears at the same time. I'm going to slap chop the nuts out of the woke, making less blue hair commies and more red-blooded Americans. Vote for me so I can represent you and the ones that can't stand up for themselves.

Vote for Shell! Pay four by off for Beach, a baby in the woo. Crazy. he only has 7,700 followers. Yeah, baby in the womb. He tried to tie it into this slap chaps. Stuff was making me laugh.

Yeah, but there was like literally all. Slap the commies out of this country. All these are like, here's a screenshot. Vince Lomie also is a... God damn. This guy's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, but every comment is that.

Did he do time for beating Nebraska? Doesn't he, he seems like the type of guy that you would find out, had like child porn on his hard drive? You think so? You think you'd have like a Jared from a subway arc? But he also, yeah, he does seem like the guy that's like, because he's over the top, like happy sort of.

And you could just picture him coming home and beating the fucking smithereens out of his wife. Damn it. Yeah, he just... Slop jumper. He seems like he has such a dark side to him. Jared didn't seem like he had as much of a dark side as sham. Sham wow's the ultimate dark side guy.

Do you remember? in old mad tv the guy who had the box and he would go like he would always go around with the guy with the box Danny or no he wasn't always with the box well yeah sometimes he would go on the yellow oh no I'm thinking of something else but he was the guy that would uh he was the delivery guy and he would be always jumping around

everywhere oh on mad TV yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah UPS driver UPS driver yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's who he reminds me of right yeah yeah very jumpy but he seems like he has darkness behind the scenes yeah all right what is some of the comments but yeah he was arrested in 2009 in Miami for a violent physical altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute in his hotel room. But I saw, and now it's just showing me tons of porn.

Thanks, Twitter. Just tons of hardcore porn. Yeah, that's your algorithm, pal. You can't say you sound. Don't search Vince Shlomi prostitute. Oh, right. Because you looked at prostitute again. Yeah.

Tons of again. They only had to type in P because the algorithm is his fucking shit. The auto complete, you know, you know, that goes. but yeah that's i did see a bunch of those comments just like didn't you almost kill a prostitute they did have uh on the other way they had a couple because the olympics is going on which i mean other people have mentioned this but it does feel like no one gives a shit like i mean by comparison to how big of a deal we got our fucking best on best hockey's fucking back yeah no i just seems like there's a lot going on right now yeah you see the norwegian dude who like basically

won a bronze medal and then he's like yeah i cheated on my girlfriend three months ago yeah he's like he wasn't expecting to win the bronze when he made that speech. When he wrote that speech, you gotta win a gold to win your girl back. Way more of a gold medal speech. Yeah, that's a gold medal. Like, yeah, fucking dating this chick and

kind of fuck someone else and should dump me. And buddy's like, you're the one for me. You're my gold medal. And you're like, yeah, you are saying that because you can't got a fucking bronze, you loser. Do you think he had two speeches and it was like, the gold medal one was like, where the bitch is at? Yeah, we're open for business.

And the bronze medal was like, please take me back. Who gives his shit about a bronze. metal. Nobody even remembers that. The meltdown values nothing. Are the gold medals worth a lot right now because of the gold prices? I don't, I mean, if that's a, I don't, I've always heard that they're like not solid gold like they used to be. Yeah, I don't even think they're like solid gold. It's just, it's more like you keep it in the safe. So you put it on your neck and it greens it up? Yeah. It's like one of those. You got a big green spot on your chest. The Olympics doesn't have the cash anymore. I've heard. I feel like

I've heard that they're like they're not solid gold, which is like crazy cheapscape move. Dude. They're made out of silver with gold plates. Yeah, there you go. How dumb Canada is is they're adding a soccer game. And like they're doing a few games for the World Cup. And they spent like a scam in the world. Right.

But it's supposed to be like something that drives, you know, tourism revenue into your country. But they spent like 400 million dollars to put like 10 extra seats into the stadium. Like they're the only place that's figured out a way to lose money on like having a huge of like that. Yeah. Dude, I fucking put in, uh,

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Well, it's all the stuff. It's not even just native. It's, it's any sort of demographic. Like there was some guy who like, he got busted in Toronto, I think, like selling crack and then they let him out of jail and got arrested within like,

I think three days for selling crack again. And it wasn't like, he like, he had like, you know, ounces and ounces of crack. Well, they factored in,

but I think the native ones the high. You got it. Yeah. There's like a hierarchy. But like this guy was basically, they basically gave him the lowest end of the sentence because just he was black. Yeah, so they put,

you get less time because of your race. Yeah. But they did, then they had all these articles recently because it was just like, so they have this whole thing where they,

if you're a native and you do crime, you get less time or whatever. And then they had all these articles saying that the, the perpetrators of crime against Native women are getting less, less jail sentences because people don't care

about Native women. Basically, yeah, yeah, they go, who's the number one perpetrator? You were like, are you guys, what the fuck? Are your brains broken?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they didn't think that three. Yeah, they kind of like made it up And they go, this seems like a good idea And then they ask you start digging into it And they go, hmm, some unintended consequences

You don't say Yeah, it's like you like that's the kind of brain rot Stuff that's going on over there I mean they have the fucking weird talking about shooting The crazy shooting in British Columbia Trying to be America Yeah And it was like the worst mass shooting in Canada in 40 years

And it was by a woman A woman Oh sorry A gun person Go gun person you say It wasn't gun person Yes they literally there was like an interview with like the police chief and he's like uh the there was a single gun person

gun person gun person it's crazy gun person is crazy like that is that is not yeah like i guess there's they're like is i don't know maybe like i don't know is that a dude is that a chick trans people will be shooting man i know they're like kind of the new cohort of of shooters i know honestly it's like dudes that were into maryland manson back in the day or like out the goth Well, it's because they became chicks. That's what happens. Fucking, didn't even think of that. Being a woman now.

You're so right. It is the same dude. You start, you're wearing autistic like weirdo. Autistic weirdo. Into wearing makeup. And then now, so it is the same dude. They just turned into chicks first now. Yeah, they just took one more step.

They're like, none. Yeah. Is that, you've thought of that before? No. I've never made that connection. No. Because I'm like thinking, you know, it's these, you know, everyone says it was, how would they describe it?

Kind of like the autistic weirdo, loner, weirdo, autistic dude. And in my mind, I never made the connection that it was like, oh yeah, those dudes are just turning into chicks first now. Yeah, they just take one more step and then fucking going shooting places up. Yeah, well, that sucks.

Yeah, that sucks. Gun person. A little less funny on that one. Yeah. I guess gun person's funny. Gun person's funny. But they said, they said the Winter Olympics, they're complaining that the Winter Olympics are too white. The article from the post,

associate press. Wait till you find about the SWIFE. events in the summer Olympics. I know, but it was just like, it's funny because you're just like, why aren't, why aren't Puerto Ricans doing the biathlon? Yeah,

why aren't they doing cross-country skiing? The event where you, you know, you ski for a while, and then after that, you do some ski shoot and you ski for a little while. That was the old Jerry Seinfeld joke.

You know, how about swimming and then you strangle a guy? So unreal. Biathlon is the stupidest event. But it's like, it's so, why do we not have any Indian guys in the Luge.

Well, it's like, have you been to Norway? Yeah, it's crazy. You looked at the makeup of Norway? And it's funny because they went, they sort of, they sort of did try to, um, they sort of did try to, like, defend it. Like, when they talked to him about it, they didn't say like, yeah, I don't know, they don't do it.

They were just like, um, you know, we're trying very hard. Um, and we want to stop this lack of diversity, insisting the recent influx of migrants into the country should be instantly represented among their groups. So why would they be instant? No, people want them to be instantly recommended. They're like, we can't do it immediately. But like all these refugees and migrants, like we are going to be suiting them up for the luge.

You just need to give us a couple years here. We've given them all snowboards. These are the kind of things they're coming up with. Like, okay, what if we give them all? Like, here's your package when you get here. And then you go to your dad and you're like, I want a snowboard. And he's like, here's a soccer ball. Get the fuck out of my face.

I have three jobs. Here's a soccer ball. Why immigrants don't do mogul skiing as much as, I mean, for one, they'd never heard of it. Don't know what it is. And then they're like, looks pretty dangerous. Dude, do you know how many? I was watching one of the skiing.

We want to do better, they told the outlet. Inclusion is something we strive for. So they're sort of apologetic about it. I was watching one of the skiing events or whatever, like the slalom, you know, where they're going like 100 miles an hour down the hill. Yeah. They had four guys died training for this last year. What?

Yeah. It is so dangerous. I mean, they go so fast. They go 100. Yeah, downhill or whatever. You watch it. and you're like, obviously this dangerous. They have the speed on them.

They're like going off fucking 100 miles an hour. And you fall, you're done. Yeah, they had four of them died last year to train. Holy shit. In different, all different countries? Yeah, I think so. But it's like literally they had four deaths in 2025 training for this downhill skiing event. God damn.

It's crazy. I mean, it makes sense because you're like, this is so dangerous. That's one of the reasons I do it in my later life because I just know too many friends that, you know, I used to ski and snowboard like a ton, right? More snowboard than ski in my later years. but like, you were a snowblader, I know that. I was a tuber. More of a tube guy.

But I know it was just one of those things where I know too many people that just like fell, broke a knee and you're just like, well, that's out and you're going to go, can't tour anymore? You can't really be on a plane? Do you imagine, like if I just couldn't move, I couldn't, I was in a wheelchair for six months?

Like how bad it would be? Good friends when he was like 20, he was like a big snowboarder and he went off like one of those like jumps or whatever and he landed weird, shattered his foot. And it's just like, this is, this is 20, years ago or 20 years ago and it's like his foot is like he still walks with a limp right you're like sure sure that's not just because his Yankees so tilted he has a little bit of a wigger face

his Yankee had so tilted that he walks with a limb yeah like legitimately you're like yeah I don't know you just do a risk or ward on this it depends obviously skill level and stuff but yeah I mean you get a sunny bono situation running to a fucking tree and I used to get hurt yeah yeah but it's just like you can recover from getting hurt way better It would be so expensive. So expensive. It's inconvenient. And you're just like, I know, I'm sure it's fun. I'm sure it's a rush.

Yeah. But, yeah. Not doing that. Yeah, I might still. But yeah, I'm just less, you know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not saying never, but it's just like less of a, I'm not doing it 15 times a year kind of thing. No.

But the, um, here's have explained why maybe immigrants, there's less of him skiing. Winter Olympics athletes warned over frozen penis after skier left with unbearable pain. Athletes taking part in the cross-country skiing events have been warned about developing a pretty chilling condition known as frozen penis. So that might be one of the reasons why the people that... Frozen penis. ...move there from the Middle East after their house was bombed. Don't want to... Yeah.

You know when they say you're freezing your cock-off? That is not a euphemism for anything. Isn't that they actually... I mean, I guess it is, right? I've exposed. Yeah, you're exposed. It's thin fabric. You're out there.

It's freezing for like... And this is like 50-kilometer skiing or whatever. Like, it's like... I know. Cross country, you're going 50K. Did you see the cross country guy? That's going up the hill? The guy cooking?

Yeah, yeah. Six minute miles with the skis. Uphill. Yeah, the uphill part's the crazy part. Yeah. No, insane. It's, I mean, these guys are fucking tense. Freaks of nature.

Freaks of nature. I mean, their whole job is all they do. They have four years. They have no other responsibilities other than do this. Some of these guys have jobs. Like, depends on the event. Well, uh, yeah. Some of these guys are working the lift at fucking Dagmar and Pickering.

Right. Yeah. I think if you're like, The curlers and stuff. All the curlers are all just like, yeah, I'm a bus driver in some town normally. I work at the curling place. Yeah, work at the curling place or whatever. But a lot of them, like, if you...

Janitor. If you have any, like, you know, they have these funds set aside. Yeah, yeah, you get $100,000 a year. Yeah, to just like... Some of these people become social media people and sponsors and this and that. But there's some of these guys are not getting that much money. No. No, not all of them.

But I think, like, yeah, I don't know how it works in other countries, but... And then on top of that, there's a second penis gate, uh, because people, are injecting acid into their penis because the whole thing was you any, really the whole sport is if you weigh a bit more for the same amount. Yeah, these are all like these like incremental gains. They just like how do you make me?

That's what they always find like weights in the lose or whatever. Yeah, like 1% better. So I guess the story here is that you get some, this is for the jump where they go jump as far as they possibly can go. So the more stretch you have in the fabric, it's like a kite basically.

And they have like allowances for your body of like how much like stretch you can have. Yeah. They probably stretch them. So you're like if you have a huge piece, you get to wear a bigger suit. Yeah. Because that's your circumference is a little bigger. Right.

So they go, yeah, I get it. And so you just get a huge horn and then you're cooking. Huge horn. Yeah. So you just kind of get a little more and you get a little more surface area to kind of give you like an extra two feet. And that's the difference between when you're losing. Really not seeing the downside of any of this, by the way.

Gerthier piece and more gold medals. it's illegal apparently. Well, it's illegal. Yeah, yeah, obviously. But sure. Have any of them done anything where they like, you know, sew metal into their neck or some shit? You know what I mean?

Like, no, people have like the trackers or whatever. Yeah, yeah. You like sew some metal into your body? Uh, man. I mean, these guys are crazy. Like, you know, go back to the top of your head. Like they're, these guys are willing to die for this stuff. That's what I'm saying.

So for something like that. Uh, probably. I mean, there's, I'm, I'm sure there's people who've done stuff where they were never caught, right? Like they catch people for stuff. Obviously all the chemicals, you know, like steroids or whatever, like blood doping stuff. But I'm sure there's lots of stuff where they're like, yeah, you kind of got away with it. Yeah, of course.

Obviously, yeah. Ball bearings stuck up your ass. You guys, what are you getting full rectum checks? That's true, right? Ball bearings up your ass as money as you can. Just hope they don't. Imagine you try to jam ball bearings up your ass and the guy jamming them up there, realizes, well, we're going to have to take this thing.

out first. Hey, this is cheating? We're going to have to take the dillia up first. What? That's insane. If you're like training for the Olympics, you're just walking around with a butt plug in. You're just standing. I'm training. You're standing beside the other guy, getting ready to go down the shoot, and you just,

the other guy just hears, v. You're just like, oh, windy. Earth must be. Oh. What's going on? It's cold, though. It's very cold. So the other parts of the files was Bannon was getting killed the most.

I mean, not the most, but he was getting, he's, he's been getting killed in the last week. I mean, he's pretty chummy with Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, yeah. His friend. And he was running the campaign. His friend, like, to the end. That is a ride or die right there to see Bannon. Well, I think when they were saying Bannon and him were kind of creating the modern populace movement together.

And Bapstein and Bannon were really pally around on it. Oh, they were, too, that. selfies. I mean, Bannon was one who did the video that we talked about last week. That came out that, like, long... I know, yeah. He was doing all that stuff. Yeah, dude, they were fucking... Bannon is... Seems like they all knew each other. It's feeling like the way that we know, you know, almost every New York comedian, you know, that's kind of relevant.

Yeah, I mean, he was like the guy, you know? Jeffrey Epstein was like, he was just, did all, had all the good parties. Bannon likes a party. Bannon likes a party. Lots of parties, lots of hot chicks around. You know Luke from snacks? Snacks? Snacks. Oh, the snacks at an next to the party must have been. Luke from WeAR Change.

Yeah. How's the green line on him on how, what's the likelihood of him being alive? And he, because he was in Florida. He came to the Florida show and he said five, he puts it out about 5%. I think that's about right. So he said, he says definitely not zero. I would, I would say that, yeah, 5% I think is fair. I know there was that AI video of him walking around in Tel Aviv or that photo and everybody's like he's in Tel Aviv.

Was AI? Obviously. I didn't know. then there was some fighting Trump stuff where Trump removed the pride flag which is basically just like straight up revenge From where?

The Stonewall Oh I love with Trump's like Do you don't have enough to do Where you're like And then Zoran had to come out And be like you know Being gay sick

Of course Being gay's awesome Pride flag bag Zoran's probably like a few weeks away From just wearing like the pride suit He's just like coming out full Just like rainbow flag suit He was buzzing about it

And every comment was just like, aren't you Muslim? Yeah. I thought you were Muslim. No, I'm one of the good Muslims, though. Did you do the Epstein mailbox? The Gmail? Yeah. How did those guys put that together?

That was crazy. I don't know. They had the last Epstein drop, and then the guy actually put out of a thing saying, like, yo, this is costing me so much money. Jmail. Dot world. Yeah, jmail. Yeah, I went to stooped around it.

If you've never seen it, it's basically. But you just type stuff in? Yeah, it just looks like you're logged into Gmail. And so you just, you just, It was like if you're logging into his email, that's just like kind of what it looks like, and you can just kind of search it. So you just type it in and just email. But the guy was basically like, I got to type in goy.

Oh no, I typed in Gov. Gov Richardson. So he's talking to Gov Richardson. Oh, he's talking to everybody. Goy. Okay. And it just, you just type it in. It was crazy.

Shout out to Cody Rudd. Can you ask Donald and the Goy office, the status of the dental licensure program? we're ready to roll. Goy, so I'll tell you how many, it doesn't tell you how many hits you had, but there's pages of Goy. Yeah. Here's email from Cecilia Steen.

It says, My dear is Jeffrey, I don't know when you'll get to read this. I was so sad to read that you had been found unconscious in your cell. No matter what happens, I will always be loyal to you, and you will always be in my heart. Bizarre message to send him to that.

And then the last, the most recent one is from a guy, from named Cody Rudland on August 13th says, you are dead, L.O.L. Good riddance. I saw a few of those. That was kind of funny. And then also he has tons of just like,

you know, even Jeffrey Epstein power player, just tons of just spam in his inbox. Can't get rid of it, no matter how rich you are. Just tons of just fucking bullshit in your inbox. Yeah, but it's pretty crazy. Yeah, I mean, it's cool, but the guy was basically like, this cost me $50,000 in hosting.

I don't know how they even did it, I guess they had. Some crazy, but he's like, yeah, literally 50 grand. Bill Gates' wife is out there doing stuff. But okay, so actually, you were sort of talking about this, but also on the Super Bowl commercials, the ring facing intense backlash after its use of lost puppies as an excuse for AI surveillance. Oh, yeah, yeah, people were not pumped about this one.

Yeah, because recently, So there was two parts. There was one that there was an article that a guy did recently being like AI is changing the world. Danny's changed his tune because two weeks ago, Danny was like, I can't even get this thing to send me a reminder. He kind of came in today being like this is working better. I mean, I'm like full accelerationist right now. I mean, I've been the Dumer guy, by the way. I know you have.

And I'm still on that track. There's people who are like it's worse than you can. I mean, our buddy and our chat and like our tech guys friends or whatever sent us the chart and like of the advice. like of the advances of AI and it's now a straight line up like it's basically like you know normally you'd expect it like you know it kind of moves up and like the delta is essentially like it is a straight line at this well if you look at it on a week instead of a or whatever yeah yeah but like it's fucking it seems to be moving faster than a lot of people expected but yeah like i'm trying to set up one of those open claw like agent things and i had like vps wouldn't work i had old

laptop wouldn't work. Now I got one of those Mac minis and it's working better. Like it's definitely like working better. And the thing is there's, because it's open source and there's a million people now working on it, they're like every two days. They're like, here's a new update. Find me the gayest porn on the internet. Oh, I could do that. Do that in a jiff. Uh, there are still a million issues with it. Like for people who are just like, yeah, it's fucking, it's here and it's ready to go. But, um, yeah, the AI stuff is wild. But, uh, what was it, the ring camera? Yeah, so basically And the reason I'm even tying this in

It was just like The report was just like 80% of jobs are done in three weeks Yeah, yeah, this was like a viral Like it has I think over He was like I don't think normal people know That you know all Every job that works on a computer

It's like we're gonna be He goes he goes a month ago I was working with the computer To code these like make an app Like if you want to create Instagram or Uber or whatever. He was like, now it's like, instead of asking me things, it does it on its own, comes up with the solutions on its own,

and I just come back two hours later and it's done and it's better than what it would have been if I was involved. Yeah, yeah. I was listening to some, some like, coder guy talk about, like, the stuff that they're, like, the amount of people they were plagued. I mean, the main scary thing is, is, I don't know if you've seen all the AI. People are resigning from all these companies. Like, everybody, like, saying like, I'm this is unethical.

I don't want to be the guy programming my own demise. Kind of and they're saying like it's 12 months away from like basically the new open AI Codex 5.2 essentially built itself Right right whereas like all the old versions are like the kind of nerds were involved. Yes and now they're like this one kind of built itself and they're like we're six to 12 months away from no human like obviously there's human involvement but it's more just kind of sitting around just kind of watching it update itself and then but you know you can see how it gets in this loop. where eventually like, okay, well, this just, I don't know, goes to... What do you need us for? Well, not even what do you need us for, but like, you could see the speed where it just hits a point where you're like, oh, this is just like a new version's coming out every week,

basically. And then it just... I mean, there has to be some kind of cap to this. Like, this can't be uncapped, but I guess the question is you're like, oh, when does this reach the ceiling? And what does that look like? And what does that look like? And they were like, oh, we'll reach the ceiling in five years.

And now they're like, oh, we may reach the ceiling in like six months. Yeah. Like a year or something because it's like, it's now, like, training itself. The moral of the story was you're cooked. You're cooked. And then on top of that, you know, people have talked about having, you know, everyone said everyone's a prostitute now. You're cooked.

And then also, you know, people have these different smart devices. Yeah, everybody has the ring. I mean, 20 million Americans have one of these ring cameras. And the ring, their pitch was that it can help you find your puppy. And then everyone was kind of like, well, so what? Yeah, yeah. It's like scanning the streets. And it's opt out.

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, it's not like, oh, I opt into my ring camera, just scanning constantly for missing dogs. And they're like, well, it's only for dogs. But in five days, it's going to scan and going to be like racist accent detected. Dude, I mean, so there's the same. And then the helicopter is just going to come in, grab you by the hair, pull you into the helicopter, remove all your social credit points. I mean, it's funny you in your cell, feed you your goyslob. Eat your goislob. It's funny. You say the racist accent detected. So Amazon owns ring, right? And then there's this company called Flock, which they have cameras, like thousands of cameras all over the United States that they're like, they just scan license plates. They're like they're just scan license plates. And the guy, the CEO was like, we are going to eliminate crime. Like it's like really like dystopying. He's like weird. Like this technology will basically eliminate crime. And then they have this other thing called the Raven.

Imagine that. You're just walking down the streets. You litter. And then all of a sudden they just push a button and all. of a sudden none of your cards work, you fall down a thing. All the stuff. And then I guess it's a deterrent for other people. I guess I won't litter.

I mean, in America, there might be some more pushback. In Britain, it's going to be like, the day one, it'll just be like anyone who swears is in jail now. And they go, eh, we like that. But they have this thing, The Raven, which is an audio system. And it scans every, like, five seconds. They're like these microphones everywhere for gunshots. So it can like, if gunshots go off. What if you do this?

I don't know. I don't know. What if you listen to your favorite bad bunny song? Then you might have somebody showing up at your door. But you can see how they could be like, okay, now, now that we figured out gunshots, find all the bad words that people are saying. We found the gunshots. Now find the bad words.

Yes. And all of a sudden. Yeah. This will be a woman run, you know, where it's like you're having sex and you didn't adequately do enough for play. And that's an infraction. So your Tinder score goes down. Yeah.

You just hear like a voice from your camera in the corner being like more foreplay. Sorry. Oh, keep going. Don't forget about her. She has needs, too. Yeah, what about her needs? You got robots and you're thinking it's all Bezos's voice. Yeah, but it is crazy because a woman's means are very important.

It's opt out. The female orgasm is very important part of this. It's not fake at all. Contrary to what you've heard. Keep going. Are you just watching me? I said keep going. We're almost there.

We're almost there. I'm almost there. I'm. What do you be? Jeff. me, Jeff. Yeah, it just powers down. I'm in the vents.

Yeah, but it's opt out by default. So you're just like, you got one of these things you're opted in. I mean, you could see how we hear something where Amazon gives us a little whoopsie in a couple years where they go,

yeah, so it turns out every ring camera was just kind of going all the time and we were just to send it to the NSA. In hindsight, we should not be. We shouldn't have put cameras on the condoms. You're right? That was an overstep. Yeah. Yeah,

but it's just like, I mean, people are like this dystopian. I'm like, we're probably already there. They were like, if you think that this was the those electric bidets are fucking yeah, if you think this was the shot across the bow because they're like, all of a sudden they're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they're going to find your dogs. You're like, okay, well, but the camera's already there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, you all installed 20 billion you, we're just trying to, this is a PR campaign to sell you on it. Yeah, if anything, they're like, yeah, this is a PR campaign to install more of them. And they're like, we find one dog a day. You're like, is that that many? Don't most of them come back anyways? I don't know. And it's like, and you can also just buy a fucking GPS collar for your dog

50 bucks. It's like, you don't really need this. And also, you don't need this like crazy surveillance state to find your missing dog. You're like, they have 10 year ago technology that does that. Yeah. So this is, it's all happening very fast. And again, there's camera. There's cameras everywhere. There's going to be, we're all Chinese. Well, for me, I was like, can I have a day? Can I have, can we? Can we? Can we? Can we. Can we? Can we. Can we. Can we? Can we. Can we? just like, can I have a six month period of this decade that like is a bit chill? Oh man

wasn't the fucking 2010s, just a ball? Can I have a second where when I spend six months learning something, it's not immediately obsolete? Is that possible? Yeah, could we do that? And they're like, no. People used to get to go do the same job forever. I know. Okay. So

that's my complaint. There's obviously good parts. And you mentioned we're all becoming Chinese. That has been my theory. You're aware of that, right? You know, the Koreans get the surgery to make them look less Korean, like they get the eyelids surgery. Yeah. We're going to have to get the other way.

I think so. Well, we're going to have to get the more Chinese surgery. It's going to start with like one of the Kardashians is going to get the like, you know, the facelift and they're just going to go a little harder on the eyes. A little tighter. Well, I have an article about it because this has been my theory and it says China maxing is TikTok's latest senseless trend. Young people romanticized living in a communist society.

So on top of that, there's all these political people like. Hassan Piker and all these kind of like left-wing activist types. The Husson Piker went so crazy because you're like, don't they in turn Muslims in China? Right, but how do you square that circle? They square that circle in their mind. So in like leftist internet, I'm pretty sure they, they, even though they kind of probably actually change it depending on how they feel or like what's popular, I think they still say like the communist is the highest thing.

Right. Whereas like, yes, we care about race. We care about that. Unless it interrupts our ultimate goal. which is like Karl Marx redistribution. So you're like, there'll be some cracked eggs. Right. So I think they talk about China with like, yes, obviously it has some problems.

It's not even perfect, but it's better than, you know, that's the best we can get. So with all the technology and then all the kind of like push towards like a communist, which by the way, some of these AI guys, when they fire everyone, they are going to have to figure out something before they're getting sent to the guillotine. That is. Yeah. I mean, the one thing I was. Before, if they don't want to get marched over to the key of the article and the all-in podcast better figure out. I know, but like reading that article and you're talking about like all these people's jobs getting reduced.

You know, and I've been saying this for a while that all these jobs are going to go so fast and we're, and we've very much been like, well, comedy won't be affected. But then I was like, well, what if people can't buy tickets? Why can't they buy tickets? Because they don't have any money. They will have money because they will be on Andrew Yang, UBI. I guess. I guess it just goes back for like the.

UBI fan. You give it right back to them. So someone comes and they buy a ticket. They give you money and then you give them money right back. All exchanges have to be circular. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just on like the barter system now. He goes like literally someone shows up with like a bushel of corn and you go come

into my comedy show. Give me some chuckles. I would like to exchange this corn for some merriment, please. Come right in. Exactly. But really, I was reading this. I go, well, that is like, why does it people don't have money? like if they can't make money

you're like the problem is I'm telling you what happens they take money printer goes they burr I guess they bring Jeff Bezos to the guillotine and split his up and I know that like

with their eye surgery all the technocrats are like yeah you're like we're gonna like grow our way out of this like the debt and the problem and like the productivity is going to be so high but you're like it seems so concentrated

like yeah if you're like the CEO or like high level in anthropic like yeah you're like yeah we're fucking printing money right but how does they get work its way down they all start their own anthropic the idea is everyone's an entrepreneur now

I mean literally my wife was like she's like this AI said she's like you should start your own AI I go we're fucked we're done like do you understand I had to explain to her I go how I said to go how much do you think the top like AI engineer makes right now and she's like I don't know 500 grand I'm like they make $250 million a year if you're the top

AI engineer right now that is what that salary is. And stock options. But that is what the salary is right now for the top AI engineer. $250 million. There's no athlete who makes $250 million. No. No. The nerds have finally taken over the athletes. Oh yeah. Big time. Because the businessmen. But these are employees. These aren't like I know. I know the owners. Like this is just like an like you're like yeah, I signed a like a guy. You're like I signed a three year seven hundred and fifty million dollar deal. Yeah. To do this. And like after three years we can renegotiate or I can go. And you go that used to go to five hundred. different people or more

or 250 different yeah I guess it would be more like a thousand different people yeah a thousand different people and now all those people are trading in corn for comedy shows you could see how this could get pretty fucking bleak because I'm sure

I'm still the idea that over time there would be see my hypothesis is more over time there probably would be so many more things where you're like average person has some hustle where he makes 70 green a year I don't think that people have the temperament to get there. I think when you see the 50% of people getting unemployed, that's when the riots start.

Yeah. That's when the China maxing really hits up. There will be some real China maxing. People are looks maxing. They're China maxing. And now they're a guillotine maxing. They are guillotine maxing. I think they're going to be because I agree with that too.

You're like your average office worker or whatever. Like yeah, they're not entrepreneurial people by nature, which is like a different type of temperament. No, but I don't think you need to be that. entrepreneurial to be like a task rabbit guy right right like i think there's going to be everyone as there's going to be everyone's doing some version of that you know like you have a job where you're what's your job i go to a billionaire's house and pour a cereal for my concern is not that like they'll figure this out some way it's more so you're like if this happens too fast then like because you know

maybe there is a ubi solution but they're like yeah they probably have to like i think about this for what you know uh countries in the a lot of like middle eastern countries they have all these oil reserves and everyone gets like an oil dividend. They're going to potentially have like an AI dividend where you have some percentage of the stock. Sure. So we pretend you to the gains. But I think that that's going to not happen.

I think what's actually going to happen is you have a job as like a footstool for a billionaire. So for example, he has like an app where he's like human footstools and then you come over. And you get here to be a footstool. So you go on all fours. And then you get like 50 bucks for that. And then you go over to someone else's house because they wanted a back rub. And then you, and then you're also a prostitutes. So everyone's like multi-purpose, right?

then you go jack a guy off. Everybody's the gig economy. The gig economy. If you're not part of the gig economy, it's more like, you will be. But it's also the jigolo economy. And so it's part,

so you spend like, you know, you're like Tuesdays I'm footstooling. And then after that, I do jack off dudes. Yeah. Try not to be too much. And then you're like one guy, Thursdays I have my professional cuddler business,

which has a couple clients. That, I mean, you laugh, but they're probably, you know, that's at least something in the fucking.

robots can't take for me. And then maybe, oh, you would be an example. Like, Elon Musk, one of his, like,

past times is, like, billionaires. They also wanted, like, try out comedy, right? So you get paid to be part of his studio audience where, like, you know, 100 of you go sit in his living room and he tells his new routine and then he kicks you up. Your,

your, uh, your collar starts buzzing for you to, like, starts electricating you like? So you start laughing? You're essentially in the studio audience in Elon Musk's, you know, movie room. Yeah.

He pays for, like, you're like, kind of rent a friend. Like, he wants you to, He wants people to watch a movie with, but he wants the full experience,

so you get paid to go, like, watch a movie in his castle. So he feels like it would get to theater experience. Seems like a good deal. Yeah, it seems like a good deal. I think these are the kind of jobs that people are not liking this. Surrogate. Most women are probably going to become surrogates of sorts. That'll be big, yeah.

Surrogate will be big. That'll be a big job where mothers are just, like, surrogating for billionaires. Yeah, they'll probably be way more prostitutes than there are now. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Come, keep up. It's in China. They call them concubines. They're going to be rubbing tugs. Yeah, so it's going to be rubbing tugs in every seat. We're Chinamaxing. I don't know what you don't understand about China maxing.

Didn't Zora make him legal? Has he done that yet? What? Zoranan made the rubbing tugs legal? No, I don't think he did yet. I know that was up there on the docket. He hasn't taken away for that presser. Made rub and tugs legal.

Alarious president. Everybody. I made three things legal. I did, I added gay pride flags everywhere. It's illegal. that talk smack about Muslims and everyone's a prostitute. China maxing.

China maxing. Free buses for. I do like the idea of them, people saying, because this is the pitch that they all, it's not, you know, they say China isn't just a lifestyle,

it's a trend. Many of the influencers praising China's culture are actively denigating America. They're aesthetically, morally, and politically defecting to another superpower.

But the idea of in the China maxing, you're hanging out with all these people and they're like, fucking America sucks. China's way better and you're just there doing a Chinese accent. And you're like, is this not what we're doing? Oh, you go, is this the China Maxing group?

Oh, okay. I've actually been practicing. I've been kind of doing a less PC version of China Maxing. Hey guys, is this the China Maxing group? Okay, thank you. You get kicked out of the China Maxing group because you were too much of a China Maxing group. Because you were too much of a China Maxx. You literally turn around.

You're like, oh. Oh, no, we're not doing that. Okay. I guys I'm pretty sure I thought this was the China I think I read the invite wrong we just

we hate American we love communism huh so should I take this hat off you pull out your teeth your little buck teeth you go huh I guess I won't be needing these I thought we were China maxing China maxing

trends caught steam blah blah and they're sort of running cover for China they say some of the influencers went there and they got in trouble and they were like no it's actually Goodwin the protesters get stopped over there. Taylor Lorenz is China maxing. She's explained

why China's taking off with young people. It seems like a paradise that Americans can only dream of because of their country their hopes here feel so hopeless. My roommate from college lives there now in Shanghai with his wife and kids and he fucking loves it. Really? Yeah. Is he rich?

No, he's okay. Yeah. Yeah, this is why he's like an executive at some company. Is she Chinese? No. Two whites. Two Jews. Two Jews. Two Jews. Too white. People love Asian chicks, though.

Yeah, but they're, they're, neither of them are Asian. They just, she's, her job just moved her there. Hmm. They're loving it. And they're, he's a happy camper. China maxing all the way, man. Eating fucking bows and all sorts of little. Is he learning Chinese?

Uh, I think so, yeah, probably. Are we going to have to learn Chinese? Like, how does that work? I mean, I don't think at this point When we China Max completely Do we have to learn Chinese? I think all the tech advances have really Unless you want to speak a language

Like, you don't even have to I don't think you have to You have a translator. Everyone has a little earpiece that translates it for you. I mean the new AirPods do that Like literally just the new AirPods That you can buy right now The top of the line AirPods

Like have a translation feature in them Already so I don't know I don't I don't I'm against the China Maxing. I don't want to be Chinese. I want to America Max. Fucking Kid Rock, Turning Point, USA. It's like, what's the fucking, what's going to be their half-time show?

The Chinamax halftime show. Ding, teat, tick, tick, tick. Just, what's his name? I think he's Korean, but the guy of the American Idol. Gangnam style? Gangnam style. Oh, Ganga style or William Hung? William Hung does the Super Bowl, the China Maxing Super Bowl.

William Hung is on the Turnips. Point USA China Mexican Super Bowl. The Gangnam style guy, Sye or whatever, he's, yeah, he's getting... This is for the questions that don't have any answers. Also, it is funny because Kid Rock lyrics were all about being like a pimp. That was his thing, right?

Like, he's like... He literally, he was like, all my friends at the methadone clinic. And he's talking about how he... Oh, that's what it was. He... I can't remember the exact lyrics, but it's all about like how he was the American pimp and he has all these hoes.

that are working for them. But it is funny just watching all the people with their like, God is great shirt and the rock's like and you gotta slap him if they misbehate.

He's wearing their Charlie Kirk Freedom shirts. The Kinnick's, the cynics. I told you, my dad's fucking big, he was the big rock guy. Yeah, he loves Bob. He doesn't like Bob

any much much anymore. Oh, he's not a big Bob guy after all the 51st States. He doesn't like Bob as much anymore. But I went, So we went to the Kid Rock's concert I've told you the story But it just made me laugh

Because he was running for governor or whatever And he had halfway through his show He came out and did a speech His show was pretty good I'm not gonna put down Kid Rock's performance Back in his prime A great show Piro

Tons of good musicians All sorts of stuff All the Pyrot But then halfway through he came out And did like a 20 minute Like governor run speech And but it was funny Because he Trana was the only stop on the date

And he didn't change the speech So it was just like They're trying to take our guns away And everyone was just like We're in Hamilton I mean, he didn't have guns. But he changed zero word. He was like, this is America.

And everyone's like, you didn't, you couldn't change the words for your. He didn't change the words for his one Toronto stop. He probably had that and he just goes, fuck it. Yeah, he had one hammer date on his America tour. He had like a 20 minute gap in the show. And he goes, well, what do we, I don't know. I guess we could play some more songs. He's like, I don't have any more songs.

Because this is America. And they're trying to stomp on our Constitution. shit. Everyone was kind of like, I guess. Did someone tell you you're fucking in Hamilton tonight? Like, it actually felt like he didn't realize that's where he had one date. I mean, there is that element where you're like on some crazy

tour and you're just like, what city am I in? Yeah, of course. You know, where am I? Hamilton. Is that name? I guess that's named after the president. Yeah, right. Must be in America. Good evening, Patriots! They will pry our guns out of our cold dead hands. And everyone's like, no one. No, no.

has guns. We don't have any guns. I'll tell you how quickly things are changing. They fucking drilled it into our face. They were 90% microplastics. You're dicked full of microplastics. I had a little credit card in our brain worth of microflastic. Exactly. They said your brain's 90% microplastics and Danny's penis is 100% micro. 10% they didn't mention acid. They didn't mention plastic. But now there's a bunch of articles that came through and they're like that's not actually really that true. What happened is people are just way fatter and it registers as my Microplastics. Oh.

Levels of microplastics in the human brain may be rapidly rising was the shocking headline. However, by November, the study has been challenged by a group of scientists. One of the... Science of... One of the team behind the letter was blunt. My brain, microplastic paper is a joke. Fat is known to make false positives for polyethethylene. Polyethylene, yeah.

The brain has approximately 60% fat, and people have gotten fatter, which makes it seem like it's polyethylene. But the point I'm trying to... make and I'm kind of kidding because I don't think that all these people are smart enough to be like working on some grandmaster plan together necessarily but I think that it does kind of beg the question of like they're just like oh we have this new science revelation actually it was wrong oh we have one it's actually wrong like it's all training you to be like I don't know anything oh yeah Chinese overlords tell me what to think sure I know and honestly there is some freedom to that

there is some freedom where you just kind of log on to your fucking webo a Daddy, or whatever. And he goes, what's my opinions? And they go, these are the current standard allowed opinions. You go, copy that. How many thrusts should I use for when I'm having sex? 45. Done.

So you having sex, you know, you're getting, you're getting, you're getting coached by your AI thing. You have a little microchip in telling you exactly, you know, well, you're about to come. You've got to slow down, all this sort of stuff. And then you say a bad word. You're in jail. Yeah. It's a computer has your job. You're a human footstool.

It's a pretty bleak future Yeah, or it's sick But they have to There will be some kings But my point is I think that there could be sick stuff And there's kinks to figure out I just don't know if the population Can handle the kinks

No Well, unless your kink is being used as a footstool That's not your kink Okay, let's go over to the Patreon Patreon. Patreon.com slash the boys cast Whole bunch of stuff every week We appreciate everyone who's been riding with us And it was cool

I just did all these, you know, we did 10 shows, 9 of them out of 10 sold out, Miami was the only one that didn't, but it actually was sick, and that place is like 500, it was still big place for Miami where it's like I don't sell, Jacksonville and Naples are sold out, Toronto, Ottawa, all those places, Austin, Houston,

all sold out. So, San Antonio, it was really sick, yeah, and then next I'm going to be in Sacramento and San Jose, that's the only one, what's your next one? I got Fort Worth, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Chicago, lots of other ones. Yeah, Ocala, Florida, just added to dandycomedy.com.

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