The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Blogger Says Biker Gangs Have a Sexism Problem! & America is one big Protest!

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

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Head of the ADL, Jonathan Greenblatt has weighed in on the controversy surrounding the pro-Palestine protests on campus, stating the ADL adamantly supports every single campus protest other than this one. Greenblatt continued, I strongly believe college should be 95% holding signs and yelling into megaphones supporting causes that aren't Palestine, and says that he feels so strongly about this he even promises to personally give all college kids a $7 rebate to buy markers and poster board for any future protests that aren't this one. At this point, Greenblatt said, Actually, I should probably clarify that's one $7 protest rebate per person, not one rebate per person per protest.

And we will of course need proof of protest to be included with your voucher application. It's nothing crazy though, just a few signatures from all key protesters confirming your attendance and 10 to 15 high-res photos of the non-Palestine adjacent sign. After that, your seven-bone rebate will be sent within two to three hundred days, as long as you answer the skill testing question correctly and have the application properly notarized. Greenblatt finished by saying, you know what, I should also mention, when you're mailing the 83-page written application for the seven clams, make sure to include the original poster board receipt, as any digital altering will obviously void your rebate eligibility. At this point, assuming our lawyers don't find any errors with your application, and the materials were purchased in person at one

of three participating locations, I will be more than happy to hand over those seven simoleons. The Dudes. The Boys Cast. One quick thing before we start. Austin, this weekend, last weekend of the tour, come out, see me. I got a bunch of people. There's going to be some guest spots. Four shows, two Friday, two Saturday, this weekend in Austin. See you there. Here at The Boys Cast, you Saturday, this weekend in Austin. See you there.

Here at the BoyzCast, you know, people like to comment. And I don't seem to have a problem if they want to come out here and say that I can't read. If they want to say they didn't like an episode. If they want to say that I'm on coke when I'm not. These are things that I don't have a problem with. They might say Danny smells. That's a comment a lot of times I have been saying. But when some of these people question my Adam Sandler adjacent comedy knowledge, that's where I draw the line. Mid-90s SNL referencing.

That is where we say enough. I do say 100% enough. When I make a reference to early Sandler adjacent comedy and they tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. Because we were talking about Rob Schneider last week and we said making copies we're doing a shitty version of it but still it was clear what was happening that's another thing I'm fine with people questioning my impressions I've been known to be told that I can't do good impressions and these are all things that are fine with me sure however people that some of these people are younger and I give them the pass you know us old heads SNL old heads I pulled up a clip because I just want to give people some knowledge you are right Pauly Shore had a similar thing but how do you not

remember Rob Schneider making copies copy man if you don't remember that clip it was kind of like His first big clip His first big hit It was like a viral It was like What was viral in the 90s OG viral This is

This is it for you guys I'm just making some copies The Tomster Tom man Tom Tom How you doing Richard? The Tomster Making copies

Mr. Tom Tommy You get the idea that must have been a tough sell at the you know like in the writer's room at snl so what's the whole bit you go um just i go making copies and they go okay you know what though i think back in the day a lot of it was more character adjacent so they're like i have this character yeah i wasn't promised because remember uh the guy at the, buh-bye. It's not, yeah, exactly.

But you would say, he'd be like, you know when you work in an office, everyone, someone wants to make copies and you just want to do it, but there's someone there that won't leave you alone.

Like every time you go there, you have to talk to them so much. Right? And that guy's there. I feel like that's an okay pitch. Sure. The Den-a-rooney. The Den-a-man.

And I want to, I'm a ding-dong. Yeah, yeah. I. The Den-a-rooney. The Den-a-man. And I want to... Den-a-rama-ding-dong. Yeah, yeah. I want to thank the commenters, though, and people who sent me on patreon.com slash the boys, guys. Because when I talked about... Sign up, $5. Yeah, sign up for $5.

We're getting close to... Well, we're not actually that close. We're 300 away or something like that. Honestly, also one thing that we don't say... ...that we never bring up, too, is that... Because a lot of like other subscription things do this you get five dollars now eventually the price will go up in the future with inflation like maybe in five years that's true you are grandfathered in right and if you don't like

patreon theboyscast.com links to the same thing you can do the episodes for five dollars but um when i mentioned that i was watching vik Vikings Everyone messaged me being like You gotta watch Shogun Yeah I've been meaning to get into Shogun Shogun's sick dude Is it really good? I'll tell you one thing about Japanese people They fucking love killing themselves with their sword

Hey man it's called honor culture They're always begging for it They literally the guy comes in and he's like Oh I made you dinner And he's like you remember made you dinner and he's like are you sushi i asked for uh chicken today and i asked for salmon today and just on its own the guy goes oh i beg of you allow me to sakura and the guy's like not now he's like so i cannot live with this everyone's begging everyone to let them kill themselves with the sword they need it

they're so desperate it's sort of one thing that as the episodes go on then at the end is like uh he has a translator he doesn't have a translator anymore he starts speaking uh japanese because half of it's like the one thing is just like half subtitles and half not subtitles yeah but then by the end it's like the guy starts learning crappy japanese and you're just like no no no no no get the subject get the translator back here right yeah at least give me my half and half It's funny the difference though Between people who like

Because people are into books and stuff Because we were talking about Shogun And then I was at a meal last week with my family And all these people at the meal were like Yeah I read the books I'm not interested in the books man They're like it's all these books A bunch of bookworms

What the fuck does that My mom read the Shogun books your mom yeah my mom's like i wrote yeah i read all the books interesting i was like what some love scenes in there daddy's mom's loving that dirty dog dirty dog uh but the um i was uh i i put some i still load videos to rumble and uh i just did j did Jimmy Dore's show and I was looking at it because it goes on Rumble. And the first ad that came up,

buddy, the ads on Rumble. I don't know if you've seen it. Because you stream on there sometimes, right? Yeah, I stream on there. But I don't know. I think there's ads on the videos after the fact. I don't know what they are.

I legit burst out laughing. I have an idea. Dude, I turn on the video. Hydroxychloroquine no it just legitimately out of nowhere it just like caught me off guard it goes sleepy joe doesn't want you to see this and they were selling a like a trump pin or something like that but it's just hey man they know their demo out nowhere, I'm just on my computer. Sleepy Joe does not want you to see this. I just burst out laughing.

I started doing a video about the Fox CNN ones. Because the Fox ones are all the old. Yeah, no, the Fox ones are all like some. A lot of the Fox ads are just these like snake oil things. But it's for old people. But it's like a multivitamin. But it's like the multivitamin. Government doesn't want you to know about.

This is a multivitamin that has actual iron from shrapnel from 9-11. A single hair from the first report. Lock her up, wart remover. This is a wart cream for true patriots. True patriots. I just want to tell you, the CEO of this company is not about the PC life. He actually deported four immigrants personally as a volunteer member of ICE. It is funny because you go to all the other ones.

Every other commercial is just like the most interracial families, obviously, everyone says. Well, CNN's ads are all medication for AIDS, HIV. Really? Yeah. Same with ESPN. I said it before. ESPN, it's so crazy because if you watch like... I didn't know that.

If you watch like, you know, the playoffs are going on right now, or NFL football, there's so many ads for HIV medication. What the hell? Different ones too. A lot of gay guys watching that. When you go to the point, you go, how many people have HIV? Well, a lot, but... But I guess.

I mean, I guess people just don't talk. It's one of those things where people don't talk about it. Yeah. I mean, there's lots of people. You. I think it's 30% of the gay community in it's 30 of the gay jj it's pretty high amount gays but yeah but they're watching nba that seems like not their demo that's what i'm saying i get it on certain like if you're watching msnbc you go yeah they all have hiv i get that but like mad out you go yeah it should be one after another let me ask you a question you think the

hiv medication places are pushing all the the gay agenda hey man it would be uh good for business i'll tell you how much that would be a solid business decision yeah but it's funny that obviously we were i've auditioned for commercials and stuff like that and it was you know just like the the funniest part is that it's not that they Try to cover every race The funny part is They try to break stereotypes At the same time So it's just like

Combos you've never seen Like Asian guy Black woman Indian son I will say Out of this family And then what they're doing is This is for like a snow plow

Sure Right right A lot of the HIV Ads to Rarely do you see A white person in them Which is interesting. You think that,

yeah, you think you wouldn't want to do it that way. You know what I mean? Yeah, you think you'd be like, it's kind of. They're usually trying to break the stereotypes. I know. Well, that's why in this one, they have the Asian guy, black woman,

Asian guys teaching the black woman how to dance. Yeah. Asian guy and the woman are both good at driving. I told you when I was in Canada. They're both cruising the snowplow and they both have really good driving skills. I saw something like, I think it was like a Bell commercial

and the construction worker was just like an Asian woman. I'm like, come on. The construction worker was an Asian woman? You not seeing that? Come on. Asian woman construction worker is good. Yeah, then it's back to Fox News. An actual vial of Ronald Reagan's come.

That would be worth a lot of money. You know what they've been doing a lot of? Because I have a bunch of news places that give me push notifications. Probably five days in a row I got a push notification from a kind of CNN, Daily Mail, whatever. Maybe not

Daily Mail, but whatever the places are. All of their news these days is just like Trump, even angrier. They just keep saying he's grumpy. Yeah. He's grumpy in court. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen probably 10 articles. This is like grumpy, grumpy Gus at court. You're like, he's in court.

And I think they're trying to have to come after him a different way. Right. They threw the kitchen sink at him the first time. It's another, like he's grumpy. They're really going hard on the fact that he's grumpy. I typed in like grumpy and cranky. because I was going to curate some articles, but then I just didn't think it was funny enough.

But then, legitimately, there's probably like 45 articles about just how he's cranky. Sure. Hey, man. They're making him go to court. Well, that's the thing, though. If he does get out, it's going to be a white boy summer because Harvey Weinstein.

Harvey Weinstein, yeah. I mean, that's the thing. It's because we were talking about it. Everybody was like, well, because harvey weinstein harvey weinstein yeah i mean that's the thing is because we were talking about everybody's like well he because his new york thing got overturned but then but he's still in jail because he has all these things in california but then some people were like it could set the precedent that'll actually get him his california thing overturned as well oh that's interesting so there is a chance he goes full cosby and he's just out i think i mean i it seems to me if i was to bet one of the vaguest odds on trump's trial i would bet that he gets F

Gets off on this one? I don't know there is apparently one juror Who gets their news from Truth Social So I saw someone They did like a whole breakdown of all the jurors You want that guy on the trial? Well because you know the juror selection thing is like It's a bit of

I guess like there's like a skill to it From both sides and whatever you're allowed to like dismiss certain amount but you're like playing guess who yeah but it's like a draft almost but you're only allowed so many like chances kind of thing so then you have to choose who you pick and who you dismiss so they they got one true social user on there that's that's good for them but only one but that's all i guess all you need is one right definitely well the weinstein being out, it was,

that, officially, that is White Boy Summer starting. Well, you know why? I don't know if we necessarily call him White Ryan. G-Boy Summer. A certain type of White Boy Summer,

I suppose. Well, you know what's funny? Because it really is. It was just like the white guy. Me too. Is there over there bringing them? And then they,

these guys are all getting out of jail. And it was like, we're doing black guys now. Yeah. Like black rappers are what gets done. It is crazy though, because the, the,

you know, elections coming up and now like we like if they, if he somehow gets released prior to the election, we're literally going to just do round two of this shit where there's going to be another women's march. That's the problem. Only if he wins. No, if he gets out.

But there'll be a moment where he, like, Vince McMahon walks out of the court, quite a thing, with Vince McMahon. With Vince McMahon, who's also there for his own issues. I forgot they got vince recently okay so skies are still going down yeah but not nearly like the black community's really getting hit right now hard but vince doesn't have charges they're just i think he has some stuff but have you by the way have you watched any of this stuff with like maybe you don't follow that stuff it's

like you know like ysl why uh i think the guy i name is... I see it on Twitter all the time. YNL Melly or something like... Dude, so there's basically like their rap squad and there's like 20 of them and their trial is being televised. But it's crazy because it's essentially they're like straight up hit on like Mafia Rico charges. But it's all televised, which is weird because these guys have to they're all rappers so they like want to look cool but they can't they can't snitch so

it's probably like a lot of these guys you probably would have got them to snitch but they're like well everyone's gonna see this on video it's like i'll i'd rather go to jail than that right it probably i bet you some of that puts it over the edge be like fine whatever people think i'm like a pussy or whatever but it's like well this they have like video of it so no one wants to snitch i don't think yeah and they have a few of them and they have to pretend like all their stuff was just art and not like they go oh all that stuff i was saying like that's a bit like they have to essentially just save their hides they have to see that's a big part of the conversation no that's not like that's just for show it's kayfabe of rapping they go it's not like i'm not actually a gangster and then the other guy's on trial for

like killing his like two of his friends in a car and all this stuff like a lot of trials but the funny part was i was watching a bit of it it's kind of interesting because the guys are they're trying to look cool yeah so the lawyer's like where were you this night he goes what'd you say like what what does that question even mean and do you know i i've told you that i had a technique before that i say you use with girls called the groggy tired guy. And I realized the rappers are all doing my technique. They're all, like rappers in interviews, but more even in this trial,

they play the groggy tired guy. Like they all act like they just got up. Like every rapper, they're like, like in an interview, they're just, they're like, you know, what were you thinking when you made that album? He's like, I don't know, dude. It's like, you know, I'm just, you, they're like, you know, what were you thinking when you made that album? He's like, I don't know,

dude. It's like, you know, I'm just, you're doing my thing, you know what I'm saying? They're just, they all act like they just got up

because I used to say that that's what you do. Like you'd be dating a girl for a few months and she's kind of like, well, she always in the morning and be like,

you know, so what is this? And you're just like, Oh, what day is it? Can we talk about this after my coffee? Is that cool? if we get a coffee yeah she goes what kind of coffee you like go uh maybe like a colombian roast i'm gonna go to columbia actually

just to grab it uh if that's cool so i'll be back in the next week sometime we can finish this conversation put a pin in it i can't wait well that's what they're all doing. You know, even just commitment. Like, hey, my friends are coming to town like three months from now. Like, you know, can you confirm next Saturday? You're like, I don't even know the schedule. Where's the calendar? Yeah, sure.

I don't even think I know what a calendar is. What's a... Sleepy. Every rapper, I think they listen to the Boyz K.A.S. and they're doing my groggy tired guy formula The very long yawn Yeah they go And were you with him when he shot that guy

They're like The stenographer is just like They're one step away from having a nightcap That goes And were you there for the shooting nightcaps and PJs in the corner but they all do it in interviews too they go you know your ops said this about you they go

you know we all just try to get that money I guess do they get like a hood stenographer are there hood stenographer or is like are there hood stenographers who are like who can interpret what they're saying yeah that is funny though if they have like some white bitch just like some 40 you know 55 year old like white woman the guy's just like yo that's what it is and the girl's like huh did you did you see

kind of unrelated but this guy. Did she type it in the way they say? Like, did she type in X and stuff? Yeah, probably. Like, I don't know. She's fucking sweating. She's like, do I type X or do I type S? I don't know. It's tough.

Do you see that? This is kind of slightly unrelated, but the guy who got drafted by the Carolina Panthers. No, what happened? He's like this southern super he talks exactly like dale gribble do you see it oh my god dude can i play it i can pull it up here i didn't have it queued up but it is so funny this guy dude he like the way he talked he's like oh man have you seen what they've been saying about your accent how much people really love it I'm down down down Danny comes He's trying to do a little way and no that's how he talks he's like a son he's like a southern country

No, but they did they drive but he they try to get a little gravel in there But he doesn't move his mouth that's. That's why it sounds like that. Well, you know that's the trick to doing a native accent. You don't move your mouth. Yeah, you don't move. Yeah, yeah, there you go. He's kind of doing a version of it. That's pretty funny.

Yeah, he's awesome. Well, did you hear that pornographer Kanye West? Sure. Some folks are not happy. Some folks who hopped on the Kanye train for his opposition to pornography. Kanye West is a little bit at this point like a chick that changes his identity every two weeks. You know what I mean? He's just like, I'm a fucking, I'm like a 4chan edgelord. He's like, now I'm a pornographer.

Well, his whole thing was he loved porn. And then I guess when all this stuff happened. Yeah, he's like a porn addiction and ruined my family, blah, blah, blah. And then he kind of tried to, I guess he's just relapsing. How long, in your mind, I think it's a countdown till when Kanye West is railing

that the porn industry's trying to blackball him. He's going to have a big gripe with the head porn industry guys, which actually might bring him to his back. Well, that'll bring him back. He goes, I have my spreadsheet here of pornographers who are not like the new pornographers to come through the new pornographer not the band yeah this is a bit of also like you can't beat him join him i guess like sort of thing

or he just loves porn so but i mean i guess he just has no gives no shits about being like having like massive hypocrisy no no he doesn't care about guess he just has no gives, no shits about having massive hypocrisy. No, no. He doesn't care about that. He just goes, now we're doing porn. I'm a porn guy now. And everyone's like, your whole thing was railing against this shit yesterday. And he's like, no, it wasn't.

Yeah. He goes, I'm doing porn differently. And you're like, what is it? More chicks. All right. All right. You know what? That sounds pretty good.

I'm going to reinvent the porn wheel. It's like black and white, more chicks. All right. All right. You know what? That sounds pretty good. I'm going to reinvent the porn wheels, like black and white, more chicks. All right. Hey. Speaking of porn. So I was, shout out to everybody who came to the shows in Plano, Texas this weekend. But funny thing that happened. That's hilarious.

It was so insane. So on, it would have been on a Saturday night. We were out all day. There's a 7 o'clock show. I was out all day walking around or whatever. Get back at 6 p.m. And I got to go rip up to go shower or whatever and run to the show. Finger your ass.

Yeah, finger my ass. We're on the top floor of this hotel. Come up to the top floor. The door's open. Good shirt, by the way. Oh, thank you. Appreciate it. Come up to the top floor. The door's open. Good shirt, by the way. Oh, thank you. Appreciate it. Come up to the top floor and the door's open.

And I'm like instantly so confused, right? Because it doesn't look like the floor that I was on. I thought it was in the basement, actually. Oh, because they changed everything around. Because all the lighting was dim on the floor. And there was all these like lanterns. Like, you know, they have like the lights in the halls. These like lanterns over them.

I'm like, what the hell? And there was's a guy that was the main thing there's a guy sitting at a table right when you get out of the elevator okay right which is like what the fuck and so i'm like what's going on the guy goes are you here for the he goes are you here for the party and i go no i just have a room i gotta get to my room and he goes what he goes there's a private event here tonight he's like you can't be on this floor i'm like i do you mean like what are you talking about i'm like i have a room i'm here like for four nights like what are you talking about he's like oh he's like there's been a mistake he's like you can't be on the floor and then i start kind of looking around and instantly i'm like oh this is a swingers thing right so the hotel that i was staying at they

accidentally put me on the floor that was running a giant swingers party where they took over. Interesting that's how they do it, that they just get a hotel floor. Yeah, so they took over. What hotel was this? It was called the Cambria. I don't know.

Was it a sleazy hotel? No, it was a nice hotel. It wasn't like a super nice hotel, but it was like a nice hotel. Okay. Nice enough. So anyways, they're like, the guy's like, and then I get to my room so i'm like hey man i'm like i gotta shower the guy's

like you gotta leave i'm like dude i gotta shower like i gotta go right i get to my hotel right when i walk in my room phone starts ringing all right so i go pick up the phone the guy's like so you sort of blew past this guy well i have to get to i'm like hey man sorry like i whatever he's like you don't understand you're gonna ruin the party he's like well no his whole thing he actually said eventually goes well you guys can stay but it's 100 bucks a person 100 bucks ahead if you want to stay on the floor but he's like he's like the funny thing too is he goes we're it's gonna be like loud crazy all night like you he kept saying he goes you don't want to stay here like he said kept saying he goes you don't want to be here trust me i've

seen the girls that are rolling through you don't want to be here he's like you don't want to stay here he's gonna be loud he's like god knows what time it's gonna be going to lord it's funny that guy just doesn't he doesn't really want to be the job he's like he just got to book that job he's like lord if i was you i would not be lord knows if i had a choice i would not be here myself so anyways and then uh i get to my room. The phone rings. I pick it up. The manager, he's like, hey, man, I'm sorry. He's like, you have to pack up all your stuff.

We have a different room. They're coming. He's like, you have to. He's like, I'm so sorry. You have to. I'm like, dude, I can't right now. He's like, you have to. I would love if a bunch of guys with pineapples just walked in your room.

He's like, where are you going? Things are just getting started. The guy's on the phone. Hello. Get out. Get out. Take the stairs. Whatever you phone hello get out get out take the stairs whatever you do get out of there so anyways well well well we got some fresh blood it appears so there's a whole swingers party on the floor it was uh so funny so they're like

basically the deal is it's all the rooms are like theme rooms they book the whole floor what's the theme so there's various themes so the only themes i could confirm that I saw is there was a Sibian room. There was one room with the Sibian. And the rules are, so here's the thing. Can I say the name of the website? Does it matter? I don't think it matters. Yeah, okay.

So it's called groupinkellertx.com. They say we're the longest continuous running lifestyle group in North Texas. Lifestyle group. North Texas. so if you're interested uh coming up may 11th they have uh another i don't think anyone hotel takeover uh may 11th in honor of mother's day it's a milf milf theme honoring mothers on mother's day weekend imagine you go to your mom you're like hey i was thinking about coming over for dinner. She goes, I got plans. They're doing a little honoring mothers. It's so funny too.

All the promotional materials have all these like super hot chicks, like all tens. What do the people look like? There's no tens. What do the girls look like? So for all I saw, I saw one couple,

they were like in their... Barb and Doug? Mid 60s probably, I would, I saw one couple. They were like in their... Barb and Doug? Mid-60s, probably, I would guess. Both gray hair. Gray hair? Yeah, they were at the bar. The chick looked like she probably was hot like 30 years ago. Okay.

Probably she's dressed a bit like a stripper. Kind of had those vibes. And then I saw two groups of nerds. They were younger, but they were really nerdy, like chicks with purple hair. They looked like they were anime kind of vibes or whatever. But so I went to their website, and this is on their website. It says, how does a hotel floor takeover work?

And it says, we have secured a private floor. Once past the curtain, you can have as much or no clothes on. You have two train of thoughts. You get a room and set up a theme room with your door wide open for couples, solo females to enter. And here are some suggested themes. Cryptozone. I got one, I was just watching sports.

I go, hey, this is just a sports room. Just chill, take a load off. Not that kind of load. So these are the type of example rooms that they have. Massage, karaoke, cum dump that they have massage karaoke cum dump karaoke in the swingers party yeah hey man sometimes you just want to chill right karaoke cum dump sibian slash motor bunny which they had what's cum dump you think i i don't know like what is that that's where you maybe there's just like a chick waiting there and

you just kind of go do your biz. You go dumping her and then... Leave? I don't know. That's one of the... That also is one of those things maybe where they always expect that they're going to have more girls than they do. Yeah.

So they're just like, oh yeah. And that's where like the hottest girl goes and everyone comes and dumps her and there's like, oh, which one's the cum dump? Like, we've actually never had a cum dump. It's possible. They have...

So Sibby and Motor Buddy, which they did have, Hot Sensual W flogging shots that's the one i want to know what's shots wasn't shots like of alcohol i don't okay i don't know uh gangbang train bondage kink dark room electro stimulation dance nudist glory holes so funny and glory all they yeah that's the one dude so i go is it like you bring a carpenter with you like how does that work is there a guy just has like a piece of drywall with them with a hole in it yeah you're like how do you i think i figured it out though what happens is you probably uh you you'd remove like from the bathroom you just remove like the door handle because that's like a hole naturally so you probably just unscrew the door handle and then you have the whole the hole there i guess but it's

funny because the guy's like it's gonna be wild man he's like you you do not want to be here all this stuff and then uh oh believe you me last man who came never lived to tell the tale but yes he was walking funny for days and the deal is so it's uh no solo guys it's uh what do we have here it's so it's it's a hundred bucks no solo ninety dollars for couples no solo guys uh it is ten dollars for solo females which is like what are you charging them ten bucks for you should be happy the guy's praying for them i guess but they're solo females though once you're a couple you're a couple and why charge them anything that's a different why pay them any yeah pay them 100 bucks please come here right so anyways that was the whole thing and then at the end of the night at 2 a.m we went to some bar in like downtown dallas

we got back and my girl was like she's like i just have to see what's going on up there so we we took the elevator okay i'll meet you back so anyway she comes back three hours later and she had all the info she goes the cum dump it was wild but there's another funny thing you're just in your room texting her like hey are you done up there she's like oh it's hilarious i mean it's so funny everybody's so nice they had a snack in your room walking funny like those guys are crazy. Dude, one of the rooms was a snacks room. Like a snacks and just like. Dude, they had crock pots with meatballs in them and stuff.

There was one crock pot with meatballs. And there was one crock pot with chicken legs. Because I guess like meatballs you think is not like. You guys got meatballs on his chest? There's sex, like a sex event. Because I guess like you have meatballs you think is not like Meatballs awesome is just sex like a sex Event and there's a fucking meatball But anyways, we went up there at 2 a.m. It was over It was law like we went up there is done like there everybody was asleep

I'm crazy why just one lone guy riding the simian he just got it on like what took you so long no it's like some guy just use it on like some knot in his back really hurt myself over the glorial the thing is they're all old getting too old for this shit like they're all old dudes most like pretty much you're like how many really like goes do they have in them how many what oh well that's what i'm saying yeah that's anyway so at 2 a.m it was it was done they were all just fast asleep and uh but it's crazy because probably people checked into that the hotel for that floor like the next day you know yeah i was saying to my girl that you didn't know that you were you're sleeping on where the comedown that should where the cum dump was That should be like You know when you buy a house That's had a murder in it

And they have to tell you It should be like a murder house Where you go hey just so you know this is the gang bang room You should 100% have to know That you were in the Sibian room Do they bring in their own Sibian? Of course So one guy's coming with a pommel horse

Dude That is so funny to think beforehand the guy the you know 70 year old man and his wife loading their sibian into the hatchback you know you guys tied it to the roof he's got his hand on the sibian on his way to the swingers party the bungee cords on the roof yeah it was uh i mean i will say a lot of false advertising if you go to their website because every promotional image is like just models yeah um so anyways that's that's uh that's a hilarious thing to like accidentally walk in the wrong floor yeah and i mean, this is crazy. I don't know if I should say this.

Maybe we can cut this out. Maybe not. But one of the models on one of these photos is JJ's. Oh, someone. Whoa. A friend of JJ's is one of the models. Actually one of the models. But again, she doesn't.

She's not there. Fuck no. This is the better business bureau is gonna be hearing about this on on sunday where people are like yeah i was promised a model and instead i got uh a 65 year old mom that's like if they had john stamoth on the promotional photo for uh the the bathhouse yeah exactly it was getting fast and loose but anyways uh yeah it was i couldn't believe it couldn't believe it's fucking great shit though the glory hole is the craziest one because i was like how does that even work fellas if you don't got a vpn by now you are living in

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They made a law where they went all in on like you're allowed to do drugs everywhere. Well, the fentanyl thing was so bad and they were trying to figure out how do we stop fentanyl deaths? And we go, we'll just make all drugs legal. You don't get arrested for any drugs at all. And then, but now it got so bad where people were like in hospitals and stuff. People are just like literally in hospitals,

doing drugs, selling drugs. Like it just was such a, cause I guess everybody saw- The street was already like zombies out there. Yeah, exactly. So they, and I guess they thought there were- skid row look like a you know a banquet yeah yeah for sure and i guess they maybe saw what happened in port because portugal like you know 20 years ago or something to criminalize all drugs and maybe it's working in portugal but

portland did the same thing and portland just recriminalized drugs in vancouver or bc just recriminalized it too it's so funny beingriminalized it too. It's so funny, man. Dude, I feel like they do so many things where they're like, let's do this and then afterwards they're like, okay, we were wrong on that one. Way more people died. Whoops.

I kind of was thinking like, you know, there is probably some scenario where you could, you know, and obviously when you're making things more freedom, there's going to be consequences of that. You know what I mean? There's kind of the safety freedom. are all paradox right right but um it's the same thing like i always kind of say that like the thing that annoys me the most is when people just won't admit

that there's going to be repercussions of their actions like instead of owning them because even say this is some wild test and you're like i have no idea how this yeah but you're like obviously it's going to result in you people doing drugs, obviously, right? On the streets and stuff. So if that's already a problem, you might not want to make it worse. You almost want to like, if you're going to try to make things free, you probably want to solve the problem. You almost want to solve the problem first and then you're like, okay, let's. Whereas if you have a murder epidemic, it's probably not the perfect time to be less cops.

You know what I mean? Honestly, from the sounds of it especially with the portland thing it's like really the only way to solve this problem because it really is just like uh closer to a health whatever problem is like you have to go full china and just like you can either you know we tried locking people up and that didn't work or that didn't work the way you know for in some capacity and i mean i don't know maybe you go start well i mean you can also do it without um without uh incentivizing it right yeah like you know it's like you the truth like it's it kind of sounds weird but you're it's the same thing as like the border or whatever you're like if you make it easier to cross more people will do it there's an obvious correlation

anything you know when they make it the swingers party 90 more people come you know but both ways yeah but if you like the same thing was this when you're like if you make it really easy to you know do drugs where it's like there is some degree of like your average person no matter what it's like they still don't want to be you know people don't want to be like homeless on the street right no so if you look at that and you're just like okay i don't want to be that but if you kind, right? No. So if you look at that and you're just like, okay, I don't want to be that. But if you kind of like say, hey, we give them a place to live and then we give them free drugs and they give them, you know, then it all of a sudden becomes like, I mean, that's not so bad.

No. I can fucking get involved in that. What's the worst case scenario? Yeah. But I obviously, so you kind of, you know, the laws you make obviously just have an effect, obviously, right? Yeah, it was going to be something. And I guess they were like, hey, maybe this will,

at very least, the fentanyl deaths will decrease. And they just didn't. Like, just, it didn't fix anything. And it made many things worse. And I mean,

again, in Vancouver specifically, like they have that portion of East Hastings where they said like, yeah, you guys can do, it was like Amsterdam and The Wire. They go, you guys can do whatever the fuck you want.

If you haven't been there, it is wild. It's mayhem. Yeah, it is wild. It's mayhem. Yeah, it's wild. It's wild. I went and filmed there back in the day. Some shit. My brother used to live on East Hastings.

It's nuts out there. And it's crazy because people live in like these apartments that are, you know, like million dollar apartments and you walk outside and it's just like hell. It is crazy. But it's like, it's like, there's like a line that almost like you cross it. And it was like, you're walking dead. I think it's Abbott Street. That's the street.

And after that, it just becomes like. And it just gets worse and worse and worse yeah yeah well it's kind of the same thing though i was sort of saying like it was interesting to me that you know obviously people have made the point that everyone talks about the experts or whatever like you know they'll follow the experts but they don't follow the experts for anything else yeah but i was thinking probably the most thing and i was in relation to the capital gains tax like watching the discourse because they're trying to do basically like this big capital gains tax on unrealized wealth. In Canada and America now.

Biden said the same thing. I'm talking about America, yeah. And basically, I was watching the discourse, and it was kind of like, people really like to trust the experts except for economics. So they're like, oh yeah, listen to the experts

when it comes to climate change. But it's like, someone who can't draw a fucking supply and demand curve knows about the effects of a a complicated policy and you're just like some of the people i was watching talking i mean like in real life i was having this conversation with someone and they were just like well i guess you take the money from billionaires and i was like well how do you think they get that money it's like they sell stocks you think that has no effect it was just like obviously this stuff has an effect and there's

only so much like there's only so much fruit you can milk from a tree you know what i mean absolutely yeah and i mean again like there was doctors who were like well i'm gonna move out out of canada and canada has a real issue where they have a increasing population and people you know you have a country just you're bordering you who if you're a doctor will happily take you and pay you way more money and you know a lot of doctors for many reasons probably stay in canada like for some sort of you know they like canada or whatever and then you're now kind of making them think about it a little more and be like maybe i should oh that's true maybe i should leave and you're like you can't afford that again there's

like all these things always have second third order consequences that nobody can really predict well obviously that and it's so obvious to know but like people still pretend they don't where you're kind of like okay if this is just like the answer to all problems why not just tax 90 and you go so you understand that so you admit that if you taxed everyone uh 95 of their unrealized wealth you realize that would be bad for the economy okay so okay so now now however much you do it that's how bad it is yeah no i mean again it's like i was kind of like unheard of we said it last week with the trudeau thing is he has to just take these wild shots because there's no downside like maybe he takes a wild shot and all these people like i like him but regardless if you think the same thing about biden biden doesn't have to take biden no biden doesn't need to i don't know and again by anything people probably takes doesn't need to take wild shots i guess they're trying to figure out this like deficit problem

but it's like you can't just tax your way out of it unfortunately no and again like like biden i feel there's less likely that the his will pass whereas the canada one seems like it's that's what it does seem to happen i was gonna just say this shit here and then he goes, I'm doing this to Kurt. Every other, America goes, we're going to do all this stuff. It never goes through. And then all the other countries actually do it. Yeah, all the other countries do it.

They just, you know, Biden says, and then at least Biden can say, well, I tried. And, you know, all these people didn't vote for it, but I at least tried. It is kind of the unfortunate consequence of America being probably the most important Western country. I mean, obviously the most important Western country and everyone else sort of following in his tracks it's really the guy that's like you know what i mean hey i think uh i'm gonna sell all my stuff

because we're dying tomorrow and then it's like yeah everyone's like we're selling our stuff then they see him the next day and he's like driving his car you're like i thought you sold all your stuff it's like yeah yeah i was talking shit and they're all sitting there and like wearing a barrel over there i told the wife she said we're not doing it so that was kind of that yeah i was i was drinking and the guy just barrel on just being like oh all right everyone else jumps off the bridge you know yeah and i mean i understand the idea for because you know housing is getting like crazy unaffordable in in canada and stuff and they're trying to level it out somehow, but you're like, that might not be the way to do it.

Well, yeah, it might just make it worse. Yeah, it might just make it worse in ways you can't predict. Andrew Tate this week has said that having sex with women is gay. That's what I'm telling the lady. Part of it is it's hard to even argue with because really he's trying to be funny. Yeah, he's just trolling. The problem with someone like that, with Andrew Tate,

is they kind of do this. He does the same thing comedians do a little bit where he's like, oh, I was just making jokes. But it's like he's mostly not making jokes. So it's like I feel like if you're just like, I'm just joking, at the very least more than half of the time you have to be joking. Sure. Whereas I feel like he's kind of like more not joking

so you do take it seriously. So it's kind of like more not joking so you like you do take it seriously so it's kind of like wishy-washy but the wrong way I mean nobody who's an Andrew Tate follower is like yeah that is pretty gay

to smash a bunch of chicks he says sex is for making children any man who has sex with a woman because it feels good is gay oh my pee pee feels good

this is great so yeah he's obviously trying to be funny but it is funny the idea of like the red pill guy that just like spent all the money on the alpha courses on getting pussy courses and he's obviously trying to be funny, but it is funny the idea of the red pill guy that just spent all the money on the alpha courses

on getting pussy courses. And he's finally getting some pussy. He finally is actually working out for him. He goes, what, I'm gay now? Yeah. What? He's like, dude, I just spent 100K on your course to figure it out.

I can finally get some pussy. And now you're telling me it's gay? I know. Shit changes. Alpha male. The guy that has the alpha male certificate on his bedroom i mean the sad thing is probably most of them it doesn't even work for them but some of them do and then they're like fuck just the guy who when i when i was born

uh i came out of the womb three months early because if you're not early you're late the doctor slapped me i slapped him back this is my house bitch my house he's just like i'm gay now what the hell yeah see i i don't believe he thinks that no he doesn't and then there's also a part of it where he's pandering to the muslims also you kind of like getting this uh problem where you got to be you got to keep being more outrageous every time i think he just had a taste of he he peaked like or you know he got so popular so hard so he's trying to get back there you know i know it is it's a it's a it's a drug being that you know getting those many impressions for sure like that for sure and he's just like what do i do to get back there i guess he's just

like oh yeah he's got to just say the wildest shit i mean i guess that's what kanye west is doing too you know next thing he's doing he's going to be like kanye west is one step away from being i'm actually starting a high interest loan sharking yeah loan shark i'm starting a high interest loan starking cash at play yeah yeah like in the hood i'm just starting loan sharking businesses dude have you seen this uh yeah i don't know i don't think it's like a red bill guy but i think he's um he's like a muslim guy that does kind of like talks online and gives people like advice and talks about the Quran and stuff like that. And he has his wife in some videos, but his wife's not allowed to speak or be on camera.

Oh yeah, I did see this. So his wife writes her answers on a dry erase board. He asks her questions. She has to write down her answer and show it to him and he reads it off. The question is, does he even have a wife? That's the real question.

Oh, you're saying it's a dude in a burka. Oldest trick in the book. All you gotta do is put a thing on their arm. Two children in a burka? It just might be a prop. Trenchcoat in a burka? You know what? I gotta show you. Okay, so the Riz God is this guy from Toronto.

Speaking of the Redfield place, this guy is the best. Yes, he's amazing. If you don't follow this guy, he's incredible. Go check him out. He's a club promoter in the six. Yeah, he's like a club promoter. He basically just hires girls to hang out with him, and then he goes, but these are all my...

It's all like, these are the chicks I bagged last night and you're like you pay them you're saying that he's paying them I think you don't know Danny Doubt's the god I mean he's literally like this weird dude who's like twitches and she's like he'd call you the no riz god dude I'll take it

maybe next time we're in Toronto we'll go look him up dude this guy's so good okay I'm gonna play a couple of these he makes a lot of videos on like getting pussy and stuff like Danny said Maybe next time we're in Toronto, we'll go look him up. Dude, this guy is so good. I'm going to play a couple of these. He makes a lot of videos on getting pussy and stuff like Danny said. He's having nonstop bangers lately. And the comments are all dunking on him. The comments are wrong.

He's the GOAT, dude. This guy's swimming in it. He's Donald Ducking in just a frigging Scrooge McDuck. In the pool of money. That's him in just snits. Hold on. This one's probably my favorite. But me fucking other bitches is what keeps them in check.

Because they know. They know if they fuck around, I'm going to kick them out of my crib and go hang out with other girls. My girls know if they're misbehaved or if they act ratchet or if they act undisciplined I'm just going to not see them for two weeks just send her home and her life's going to be boring and unfulfilling I'm not going to call her back I'm not going to text her let's go

hey man hey can you imagine though the horror of being put on that two week time out for the risk just hanging out on all these boats on Lake Ontario and stuff that's a fate worse than death week time out for the risk oh my god seeing him just hanging out on all these boats on lake ontario and stuff and uh that's a that's a fate worse than death man i wouldn't if i if you're one of the girls in that harem and you get put on that two week time out you're feeling it please riz

god please do not do this to me please yeah he does all these courses the fate worse than death i'd rather accept it to myself he's It's funny because he's just trying to do like a really low rent Andrew Tate. High rent. High rent. Danny doubts the abilities. I'm doubting them. He's going to put you on a timeout, man.

I would love to. He's going to put you on a timeout from other bitches. He's not going to, yeah. I would love to just see him operate. Like, he'll be like, hey, let's just go somewhere on King Street. Just us.

We'll see how much money you get. I won't tell you where we're going, though, so you can't send chicks there in advance that you pay and we'll see i think he'd walk in and then the girl would come up to him he's like where's god i'm so happy to see you he goes you have three more days left on your time that that guy probably gets more drinks thrown on him than any person in all of canada like that guy just must leave every bar at night just soaking wet. Just, like, handprints on his face and soaked. Because he must just have, like, an insane amount. I'm surprised he doesn't get beat up by other dudes.

Why? Well, I don't know. Because if he is doing what he says he's doing, he's probably just going after, like, see the biggest guy with the hottest chick? Watch this. And then he goes over to try and, like, steal the guy's chick and then just gets his ass beat i think it was the opposite i think that uh the girl would

run over to their boyfriend and he goes no no he's gonna put me on timeout i can't handle another timeout please please but just stop stop it i love him i love him i love the wrist god i love the wrist god is another good one i'm dating a girl right now who's like devout christian i walk in the room today and i swear to god i walk in the room the other day, and I swear to God, I walk in my room, and she's sitting there reading the Bible, and she's hot as fuck, tight waist, 105 pounds, beautiful face. And bro, I just shut the Bible, put the Bible down, threw her in the bed, ripped her clothes off, started fucking going at it. But super hot chick, beautiful girl, very feminine, very sweet.

But it's almost like She's too vanilla Oh really The reading the bible part Was maybe a little Vanilla for you Rizgun I honestly I gotta give a tip

To the ladies Listen if you get your chance At the Rizgun Do not bring the bible Don't read your bible On his bed What are you doing I know there's a lot of girls

Out here that are He said she's in med school Or she's a lawyer She's trying to be a lawyer So she's out here You know Finishing her law degree girls out here that are he said she's in med school or she's a lawyer she's trying to be a lawyer so she's out here you know finishing her law degree or med school

whatever one he said you go over to the Riz God's house this is your chance to finally get some one on one time with him and you bring your bible and read it on a bed come on that's on you

dude imagine you have a daughter and she brings home the Riz God to meet you dad I've been dating someone you're dating the riz god like send her to fucking north korea he goes don't worry i'm still reading my bible dad it's funny too because he's on this podcast that would be tough none of these guys are buying this

that would be tough dating i saw him on another what is your boyfriend he's the riz god i He's a Riz God. I saw him on another podcast where it was like a podcast about like mortgages or something. He was talking some shit about mortgages. It made zero sense. You didn't think it made sense? It made no sense. And the clip was like eight seconds where it's like it wasn't even in the whole clip made no sense.

I was like, hey, he's just getting out there. Shit. I mean, he's figured out a way to, you know, get out there, I suppose. But he's very much of there's no such thing as bad publicity, right? So he goes, I just want people to know who I am, even if it means them just constantly dunking on me. I mean, he's got girls coming over to his house reading the Bible daily. This guy's doing fine. He's like a pathological liar.

He's making these stories up on the spot. None of these things happen. Then he gets some escorts to make out with him on his Instagram page Danny Jones the Bible story I'm doubting there is God man I'm doubting him I come in there's nine girls

they're arguing over who gets to make me take I go eeny meeny miny mo the other girl starts crying she's reading the Quran at the time good book don't want to slag the quran so this is the this is the girl version of uh so that's a red pill the girl version of incels is why women are embracing the 4b movement and the four b's comes from uh i don't know if it

was chinese but it's uh korea this is korean and it means no marriage no childbirth uh no dating no sex but in chinese so they said women are quitting men and they're not fucking around this isn't a 60-day sugar detox or a pledge to start stop doom scrolling tiktok this is a hard reset so i want to say personally i'm shaking in my boots no oh please women do not do a permanent man detox oh no i'd like to see what a lot of these yeah i'd like to see what a lot of these chicks look like i don't tell a lot of these chicks probably could use a different type of detox you know what i'm saying a calorie detox they could all used Probably just a normal guy Women are quitting men Yeah that's probably

That's what's going on right now Yeah that's what's happening They're all quitting men They've had enough of men All the men are shaking In their boots Hey man Don't threaten us

Oh don't threaten us Is a good time We gotta send in the Riz God Do you think the Riz God Can turn them Like they're all like We're quitting got to send in the Riz God. Do you think the Riz God can turn them? Like, they're all like, we're quitting. They go, send in the big guns. Who are you thinking, Tate?

Go, no. Send in the Riz God. I quit. He's like, I quit, man. I can't do it. The Riz God undoes a button. Pew. I stopped having sex with men a long time ago. I'm on a detox. I'm on a button. I stopped having sex with men a long

time ago. I'm on a detox. I'm different now. I don't do that stuff anymore. And the wrist guard's like, forgot your Bible at my house the other day. Chapter 4. John. Yeah, I don't...

Why are they quitting? Why are these ladies quitting men well what exactly is their gripe they're basically female incels but it's empowered like when male incels is kind of like uh they you know everyone's like uh whereas their female incel one is very like celebrated it was just like it's a yeah and what they said is research has shown for some time now while heterosexual men's lives vastly improve when they're coupled up, women's typically decline. So this research, this is the research that they said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always men begging to marry the girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this research? What is this research? I mean, basically, the research is they did research on one of the girls that the Riz God put on a timeout. And they go, you know, when I started dating, my life got worse. And she's like, well, they didn't mention the timeout part of it.

They didn't mention the timeout. Well, that's what made their life so bad was the timeouts. You know, the girl that did the research was gross. You know what I mean? Yeah. Coming in, you know, she has to sew two scientist outfits together to do the job of the hut doing some research looks like a girl's life job of the pizza hut job of the pizza that's already fat it doesn't even make sense

in a 2021 report showed mothers of dependent children do up to 75 percent more domestic labor than their husbands and partners pew research center study found that there's still a marked imbalance when they're the primary breadwinners so first of all the it's kind of the old thing where they're saying they do to more domestic labor yeah but the second part they go there's a marked imbalance when they're the primary breadwinners it's like okay but they're not though yeah yeah but they're usually not shocked if there's a lot of ladies who are the primary breadwinners in korea well it's funny though because they go in situations where women make more they uh their life's worse it's like yeah but that's they don't usually yeah yeah that's so rare you're sure maybe i'll most of

them don't though maybe i'll concede that but if But also if you have some deadbeat guy, I guess. I don't know. So many factors. Obviously, if you're going to take every study, you're like, well, I know a girl who actually her life's worse because the guy beats her. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there's tons of guys who are in situations

where the chick just makes way more money than them and they go, yeah, and I do way more stuff. A few, not a handful. No. Yeah, you know what I mean? Even in those scenarios, there's still, I'm sure, most normal guys are like, yeah, and I do way more stuff. A few, not a handful. No. Yeah, you know what I mean? Even in those scenarios, there's still, I'm sure, most normal guys are like, yeah, I'm happy to do all this extra stuff because you make way more money than me.

There was another article recently on the domestic labor gap, and they basically said they were going on about if men were paid for the domestic, or if women were paid for the domestic labor, and they put it at $70K a year. It was just like, okay, but that's not how much it is because you can hire someone to do it and they're not 70k yeah for sure you could i mean you could have a full-time like cook cleaning you should have seen the itemization on this shit this is this is emotional i'll tell you what the itemization on this it was the itemization uh it was the itemization on this was done by the guy who itemized the Arrive Can app for COVID.

He goes, you washed two cups? That's about three, four hundo at least. We could just buy new cups for $8 a piece. You go, yeah, but who's going to be in charge of that? If I have to think about buying new cups, that's its own bill. Oh, that's a bill. Then we're going to need a couple cup guys. I have to go pick up the Amazon packages out front, open them up, break down the boxes. cups that's its own bill oh that's a bill yeah we're gonna need a couple cup guys i go i have

to go pick up the amazon packages out front open them up break down the boxes these are all expensive they're itemizing the labor the way that union men itemize uh you know the the the shows when you got one out of light at the theater sure you go hey every uh cable we got to plug in that's 40 it's a mechanic that's trying to scam you that's's what the... Oh, one of the lights aren't blinking. The guy drops his drink. He goes, oh my. Let me pull out the user manual. It's like 400 pages.

And you said that you also wash the shower curtain. Oh my God. Randy, can you bring in the bigger calculator? That's a dirty job right there. Ding, ding, ding. It's just like, we know how much that stuff costs because you can hire someone for it. Yes. I mean, you know how much a full-time job is for sure.

Yeah. And generally, the people who do a lot of these jobs are like not even working on, you know, they're kind of under the table-ish in the gray area. So you get them even cheaper than that. Well, yeah. So anyway, she says men are... And then some guys online that opposed it, so there were some guys in the comments,

they were like, no, they're not. Honey, please come home. Stop with your fake research. The kids miss you. Please come home. We already went over this. You don't actually belong to any sort of research institute that's so funny the guy girl's husband commenting on her blog post

please come home we miss we miss you the kids miss you promise i won't make you do any more emotional labor just just come home i'll write you that check for $900 for making the bed yesterday please come home your parents are worried about you we're all worried about you she's just in a shock in the middle of nowhere writing blogs

she's like literally the Unabomber it's just like Ted Kaczynski's shit just right in their fucking and i also replaced the toilet paper and that's about three thousand dollars right there so they to the men who opposed it she said these men failed to recognize they're screaming into a void women aren't interested in what they're selling it's like you have uh i definitely some men are still interested again this is probably like the bottom five percent of any eligible woman anyways who would even subscribe to any of this nonsense so it's like realistically it's very specific type of girl it's such a small percentage you're like sure remove yourself from the gene pool that's fine well they said this girl said i think it's cute

that you came out And said That you weren't gonna sleep With women anymore If you said You weren't gonna sleep With women anymore We'd actually care

Most of us Just want you to leave us alone Feminist TikToker Said in a recent video In response to the backlash From men So she's saying That women

Just want to be completely Left alone by men And Newsflash No they don't No they don't Okay go up Let's do an experiment Have three girls at a bar and then send in a bunch of spies that are going in just hit on all the other girls and not her see if she loves that yeah i had no shit gets

you just have every single guy swipe left no girl no guy ever talked to her again see how she likes that just get totally just treated like you don't exist yeah you're not're not going to like that. You think the next thing you know, you're going to say the girl's like being on the Riz God's time out. But they don't like it. Yeah. I don't know. Anyway.

These chicks got to tell. Again, this is massive cope. This is a chick who's probably not, you know, she's already been removed like through just everybody selectively removing her. And then now she's like well i don't i don't want to be in the dating pool anyways i actually i actually don't want guys to talk to me but they're not there's if you think this is the you can't fire me i quit it's 100

you can't fire me i quit and she goes come on ladies we're all quitting and then she just starts writing every single girl's quitting yeah i mean some of them want to go for it yeah definitely we don't need you i mean i know a lot of girls that are you know whatever not in long-term relationships but they're still dating guys yeah yeah exactly unless they're lesbos yeah unless they're lesbos and then they're still dating chicks and something unless you're lesbos and then it's like okay just be a guy that's like uh that's like a gay guy being like we we men are done with women i mean some of them are some i know i mean some of the gay guys were like hey women so remember we covered it they're like stop coming to our things i know our gay bars you're ruining it

well i mean they just feel the exact same say the way that we do as comedians where you're just like bachelorette parties leave us alone yeah Yeah, exactly. There is no one in the world that wants a bachelorette party anywhere near their event. No one wants that many squawking hens coming not entitled, you know what I mean? No. No, they don't.

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That's where I go, hmm, there might be something to this. Well, I think, first of all, it was kind of making me laugh that, you know, in America and everywhere, I guess, they say that depression medications make your dick don't work. Yeah. And I was kind of thinking it in relation to this. It was kind of making me laugh, the idea of like, yeah, that's how

it does it. Sure. You know what I mean? You're like, no, that's not a side effect. That's the medication. They take your dick away and all of a sudden life starts looking. You're just like, well, my dick stopped working. You're like, I already took a couple of strokes off the golf game. So much to live for. Exactly.

Free time. Well, I even said that, uh, there's no one safe on the internet. Like you look at like Greta Thunberg will post, uh, you know, uh, you know, save the environment. And then four people are like, you know, fuck her. Four people are like, woo, she's the best. And like nine people are like, you know, fuck her. Four people are like, woo, she's the best. And like nine guys are like, shoot and take my pipeline. Take that guy's life away.

Take that guy's dick away. His life won't be better. Take all the commenting simps. How horny do you have to be that you're commenting on Greta Thunberg? That's the thing too. Because yeah, if you're commenting on, like if you're an online simp commenting, like that's a, you're not commenting on one post.

Exactly. You're spraying them out there. You're just commenting on every single post being like you look great and you take that guy's dick away so that's how depression medications work interesting but this one's the opposite i wouldn't know if you feel that but i think what they're kind of saying is like jurastic body weight changes to some degree give you dick you fuck with your hormones but i just find it crazy that they fuck with your hormones to the point where you can't even use the the pills and the plum and some of them have plummeting levels of testosterone yeah that would make sense maybe some sort of hormone regulation your body is not sure what's going on and so it's regulating its hormones like crazier

than it normally would i don't know it does seem like everything's giving you ed it's a lot of medications to give you ed a lot of stuff yeah i mean it is fair when your dick doesn't work life works a lot better the guy's just like he comes in is what you know he's all some girls are measuring me it's like well my dick doesn't work he just goes for a walk and he's like things aren't so bad i can't imagine though if you're losing weight because you're going for a walk 450 pounds though that your dick's working amazing i know i can't imagine anything's working amazing that's the thing this is probably temporary and then probably it actually goes back and works better. And what about age?

And you gain a couple inches when you lose weight, too, right? Yeah, but is this the same for a 25-year-old? Like, is a 25-year-old can't get it up? Yeah, it's probably just a few people, and it's probably temporary. So I'm not buying too much that this is the end of the world. Did you know that other countries, like Japan, for example, I don't know if it's probably temporary. So I'm not buying too much that this is the end of the world. Did you know that other countries like Japan, for example, I don't know if it's still there,

but they have like, they used to, I don't know if it's still there right now, but they have laws where if you're overweight, you have to pay a fine. I did not know that. I remember seeing something

in somewhere in Asia where, I think it was like a subway or something where it's like if you, a certain weight you get in for free. It was like essentially they were like publicly shaming like if you were oh if you're under a certain under a certain fat tax fat tax on the subway something it was like subway yeah they were doing a lot of stuff like that where they were doing a lot of like public shaving that's big and uh like my very mild public shaming but incentivization is nice though where you're just like hey hey, you have to...

None of this business where you get two seats on the plane. It's like, yeah, you have to buy two seats and it's double the price. It's like... Sure. Watch all of a sudden those pounds just drip off. You know what I mean? I mean, again, they don't even have like barely obesity. Nothing compared to like America.

Well, I mean, that's probably why, because they have this kind of culture, right? Right. And also the different food culture and all that sort of stuff yeah and here it is hard there is that part where I've kind of talked about it a bit but there's that idea where you're just like oh you know what I'm going to eat healthier I won't have soda anymore and then you're like oh you can't

drink soda and you're like okay I'll drink tap water and they're like tap water is bad for you you're like I'll have bottled water you're like bottled water actually kills you how about I just drink my own blood is that what you want You're like, oh, it's bottled water. You're like, bottled water actually kills you. You're like, how about I just drink my own blood? Is that what you want? Like, no, there is foods where it's like hard to, it's really a full-time job

to sort of eat healthy in this country. Oh, for sure. Well, yeah, now that they're saying the forever plastics or whatever. Forever plastics, the seed oils. This is all killing you. And I don't know. Sometimes you just gotta be like all right we'll just see

how it goes i know yeah also there is that other thing where it's like i feel like uh this is the the center of putting spin on things where if you even think about it like how you know it's not uh bombing weddings we're spreading democracy you're not fat you're beautiful like you would expect the this is the ultimate this is the the ultimate putting a spin on people, putting a spin on things place. Yeah. And again, I don't know. Like it still seems the net benefit of taking Ozempic for most people probably is still

better than just go deal with, you know, it's, you have a new issue. It's tons of drugs have side effects and go, yeah, this is the side effects we'll deal with. But the main thing we need to figure out and then we'll deal with your little side effects and uh-huh i what you can't take fucking a hundred milligram viagra that's not gonna do it yeah exactly seems like and viagra is good for you everyone knows exactly i was thinking also that um you know girls always say like movies have uh unrealistic beauty standards yeah not. Not anymore, they don't. Right.

Well, they actually do have unrealistic. You're like, if you were like into that unrealistic beauty standards, you're like, I can't get a girl that big. You go to the runway and it's giving you unrealistic beauty standards. I mean, we were walking around

when I was in Plano, I was walking around, there's like this area of shops and the amount of just mannequins that are like a 300 pound woman mannequin. Interesting. I don't remember seeing those too often. Well, they always talk about.

That is Texas though. They always talk about unrealistic beauty standards, but they never talk about unrealistic personality standards. No. Like you watch a movie and the guy comes home and she's like, how was your day? You watch a movie. I am just going to go with my friends today have fun yeah have fun now go hey i fired up your playstation just well you know i know sometimes it takes a couple minutes to get going so it's ready to go if uh your friends are all waiting for you to uh play some

fifa unrealistic beauty personality standards the girls on your period just business as usual unrealistic personality standards not smashing shit or period just business as usual unrealistic personality standards not smashing shit or crying you know just so unrealistic a bit of a problem at work come so i'm at no big deal unrealistic personality standards so do you have any uh drama with anybody at work today no no yeah nothing like nothing even just like some minor thing that just really is nothing nothing the movies are making unrealistic standards yeah it's good um i i just uh because last week we were going through all the reddits and i just thought these two related but uh so in the only fans advice um there's a lot of uh plus size

because the whole thing is you have a have to get a niche right yeah um so i'm fat and trans i know bbw and trans on their own are popular enough but i have this perception that the venn diagram doesn't have that much crossover at least i've never seen a trans girl my size doing it which leads me to ask if you think i'd even have an audience i don't use only fans for my own gratification so that may be part of why someone like me has never been on this platform sounds like gorlock but it's crazy just being like a 500 pound man i mean like if i put a wig on while i do something can i make money that is very niche that's you got i can't imagine there's a ton looking for that no no that that's just one of the things you go this is a free thing unfortunately you know you can't you can give it away for free but you're gonna have to figure out

a different way to make money off of this you're gonna have to make money down the line somehow you're gonna have to go suck them off or some sort of long game thing but if you think people are just gonna pay you to just see a 500 pound man naked because you have a wig on legitimately it's just and i mean someone in the comments was like their response was essentially saying yeah the problem is is that men put on weight just in the wrong spots like biologically so you go it's not like you can just gain a lot of weight and just get a fat ass you're a tiny little ass you just get a huge tiny ass huge gut you know like that's not really great that that's there's a very good ones though this

girl i thought i was bbw because i've literally been made fun of my whole life for being bigger. I'm 235 pounds and I've been kicked out of multiple BBW subs for not being big enough. I never get traction in general subs full of skinny girls. People say the niche is where the money is make, but what the fuck? I don't know if I have one. So this girl's 235 and that's not big enough. I mean, that is a real thing. That's also in like

acting and stuff you know some people would be like kind of too in between you either got to be like the hot guy or fucking billy gardell or whatever the hell it is crazy that a lot of uh john bennett's the one trying to go trans for the v and the only yeah like you got to be one of them what's funny because uh there's a lot of these girls that are like you know 300 pounds and they're like saying hey i'm losing weight i lost like 20 30 pounds and everyone gets like mad it is funny to think of like who i would love to like find out like one of my friends was that like he was one of the guys like angrily messaging a 300 pound woman that she lost a couple you don't even smell anymore probably just so mad

hey man i guess i i thought it's usually women get mad at other chicks it's like when adele lost all that weight everyone's getting mad at them yeah adele she was she just made it so comfortable for all these people to be just huge and gross chicks i know we have our representative and then she turned her back actually that billy gardell guy is super skinny now he's like crazy billy gardell he's uh mike and molly remember that guy from mike and molly okay remember him he's like uh he's a comic that was kevin james no no mike and molly is uh he's a comic and then he's on that like uh bob loves abby shola show or whatever you know what i'm talking about there's all these crazy shows that are on their like ninth season and i've never met one person who's ever seen an episode i was sure this was kevin james man especially he was in the cop outfit this was a big this guy was a big boy

though he was huge and he's like real skinny now wow really skinny i saw a photo of him today actually because uh gina yashiri i follow her on instagram and that's her show she like invented created the show or whatever and i saw a photo of him. I can't even believe the show's still on though. Melissa McCarthy. Melissa McCarthy was on Mike and Molly, yeah, but he has a new show. He apparently used to be a fucking amazing

comic. But he was like 400 pounds. I bet you he's 200 pounds right now. Holy shit. Johnny, we gotta put a picture of this guy up. He's a pin. He's like good looking. Yeah, he's like a stick. What the hell?

Isn't that crazy? Brilliant move for him, eh? Yeah, well, he did. Well, I guess he made tons of money, so it didn't matter. Not going to fire him. And then I think he started the show, though. Like, if you look at it, I think it's called Bob Loves Abishola. Holy shit.

Which, again, never. It's been on for eight years. Never heard of one person who watched it or anything. But he started, he was fat. He started, he was 400 pounds, and now he's just like a stick. That's nuts. Yeah. He did the John Goodman, I guess.

The rise of pre-erection condoms that men stick on two hours before having sex. Do you think you would do that? I don't get how this even works. This doesn't make any sense to me. This is the sell. So basically, the pitch, it's one Columbia-based company making them, even Bragg's,

they love making it so much easier and more fun because you don't have to interrupt your intimacy, blah, blah. So their pitch is like you put it on beforehand, and then when things get started, you don't have to have that awkward moment where you go get a car wasn't that like some porky's type movie i want to say that i saw some movie like some porky's type movie where some chick was like he's got the condom on already like it was like a weird thing seemed like a gag yeah yeah wait the condom's already on well it's funny to think about like the guy obviously putting the condom on and then

at the dinner and then they go their separate ways and you're just like standing there with your condom on still pathetic getting turned down with a condom but they're saying it's better that i don't buy no way it's better they're literally the whole he's after eating your fucking burger with the condom on still just pull it out from like theband. Won't be needing this. Snap. Yeah, I'm... The girl puts her hand on your pants. You already have a condom on. You have the condom on? That would take so much.

You go, no, no, no, no. It actually feels way better. I don't care. Do you have a condom? Yeah, it's already on. Yeah, it's already on. It's been on for four hours. I've been wearing it all through dinner.

I've been wearing it all day. I never don't. I'm always ready. I've been waiting for you to ask. don't always ready i'm waiting for you to ask i'm always ready that's crazy i don't think i would be interested but they're saying that this like it's this condom or whatever is the material is way thinner than even regular condoms so that it's again guys are like it feels better than not wearing condom you're probably not cap of the week cap of the week no way the week cap of the week

who wrote this the condom company yeah probably condom propaganda well I think some of the sentences in the article are probably like the press materials from the condom company okay probably my favorite article this week was

we're all just property what it's like being a woman in a biker gang. And it's basically newsflash that biker gangs aren't progressive. Oh, really? Well, the whole thing is, it's like legitimately this article is sexism in biker gangs. All right. Also, I was just making me laugh.

The idea of, you know, how you were saying earlier that uh the guy who's uh has commented on his wife's like honey come home can you imagine you're a bike the head of the biker and your wife starts blogging about the sexism in the biker gang we're like literally a illegal gang why are you you're not supposed to talk about us period you definitely be this girl's hearing about it from the you do not want to come out he's sitting there a patched in member just what the fuck is this yeah you're like we

what's this I hear you're blogging trafficking narcotics why are you blogging about us and women yeah as it stands females aren't allowed

to be official members of the gang however they still hold a place in the ecosystem of the institution as old ladies the title given

to the female companions or partners of gang members. So there's not enough women in criminal enterprises. That's basically the issue here. Problem. Can women not break kneecaps? Okay. Probably not as well, though.

They have to walk steps behind your old man. You don't touch the patch. No speaking when he is speaking. Provide his food and drink. You'll be carrying the drugs and his gun. That is funny that they make you walk behind a little bit. I don't know if that's actually true, but... Maybe.

I don't know. It's probably so the boys can chat. But it's like you're walking behind, but with the other chicks. I know. So it's not that bad. All the chicks are talking. All the guys are talking. That's fine.

I mean, also the type of girl that becomes an old lady in a biker gang probably isn't the same people that are protesting at Columbia. You know what? There are a couple of them who are actually at this swingers event, I think. I think I saw a couple of them at the swingers event. Ooh. Yeah. Yeesh. There's a very obvious hierarchy at play within the Hells Angels.

Yeah. Yeah. Is this like some blogger who's like, I'm going to take down the Hells Angels. Watch. Yeah. Is this like some blogger who's like, I'm going to take down the Hells Angels. Watch this. From the internal though.

This is a girl that was an old lady. I mean, it sounds like maybe a girl that the old lady that got left. Maybe she got left. Maybe the guy left her.

Yeah. But is she out of the, or she's out of the game kind of thing? Like the guy got killed or sent to jail? I don't know based on the article whether she used to be an old lady

or she's still an old lady. It does have a little bit of a tinge, whether she used to be an old lady or she's still an old lady. It does have a little bit of a tinge of she probably used to be an old lady. And she's mad that she doesn't get to be walking behind her patched-in member. She's a bit slighted. But they're always on the back of the motorcycle, so don't you touch the patch then?

I guess they get to touch the patch when they're on the back of the cycle. Is touching the patch a big deal? Maybe they're not supposed to touch the front patch. Oh, maybe. I don't know. I don't know anything about the world of biker gangs, but I do know that there is probably some sexism and probably some racism.

What's the racial makeup of the Hells Angels? That's sort of an interesting topic in general because they're sort of like the Mongols. They were sort of the like latino biker gang you know yeah and there was kind of uh there there is some like different ethnic ethnicities that have their own biker gang absolutely i mean there was like in montreal right now there's a crazy like gang wars going on in montreal where like everybody's getting killed and stuff like montreal's like really the it is the uh the organized crime capital yeah yeah but i think it's close to america it's close to new york too so there's kind of like a border killed and stuff like montreal's like really the it is the uh the organized crime capital yeah yeah

but i think it's close to america it's close to new york too so there's kind of like a border there and a big port that's the port the port is i think the big thing and like but that's like almost the last place where all like the mafia is still actually operating in north america like actual like mafia would probably do good there if they left you know what i mean if quebec's always you know quebec's always saying they're gonna leave like we are taking off uh just kidding we are still here oh i am going to leave uh i just we are taking off. Just kidding. We are still here. Oh, I am going to leave. I was just joshing with you. We're still part of Canada.

Actually, I changed my mind. I leave again. Oh, I am still here. Yeah, but there was a big biker where they're getting killed left and right. And then there was this whole thing because this black guy who somehow got in the mafia, he was part of some biker gang and like the whole deal was that it was weird because normally they wouldn't even let black guys in but they like made an exception for him because he was like such an exemplary gang member where then that's recently

this is very recently like the last few months yeah interesting yeah yeah there's like dude there's constantly in quebec right now like guys getting shot up in parking lots. I know. Mobsters. Dude, it's head of the Hells Angels and the Mafia. It's still going strong there. Surprisingly, you'd think it would be still going strong here, but it's not. It's kind of over here. The Mafia in New York. Is that true? Yeah, the Mafia in New York, they

just dismantled them, but they're still pretty active in Quebec. Interesting. All the John Gottiy all that stuff the families like they're they're down here they're you know they i mean it might be legitimately like they've just moved on to legitimate business similar to how the bootleggers and you know the 30s ended up becoming just you know do they have french mafia names like this is putin uh no no they're all just like he turns you into cheese and gravy it's all like the guido like you know all the they all

just super italian names and stuff yeah yeah but i mean if you're big they call you small if you're small they call you big that's the rules that's the rules are rules well yeah they're essentially saying it's it's a mafia wife being like this mafia thing they won't let women in yeah yeah the wage gap in the mafia i think you guys got it pretty good okay you just have to keep your fucking pie holes shut and get a new fur coat here and there i mean the hell's angels guys probably have a lot of the guy coming home drunk and beating her but yeah i mean they're hell's angels they're outlaw biker gang yeah maybe don't they're literally outlaws they go they operate outside of the law maybe the that's the least amount of accountability i've ever seen a

woman taken this actually might be the prize for least accountability taken by a woman yeah like i i married uh a criminal in the hells angels and i'm not being able to move up the ranks the way that i thought i would i thought i was going to at wife. I was going to move my way up to, you know. CEO. CEO. CEO of Hells Angels. But I'm not receiving my adequate compensation. That's how it goes.

Pretty funny. Alright. The Hells Angels. It is us. So there's a lot going on with Israel-Palestine protest stuff, right? So this has been heating up. Some of you might have heard an intro that we did about it at the ADL.

You're going to want to get those rebates, folks. Get those seven clamors. But I found three articles. Because any time you have every school just having nonstop protest, there's always hilarity that comes with that. Sure. I don't know if you saw one of the things that basically some Jewish organization paid for some singer

to come put on a concert right beside the organization. No. And all the Palestine protesters were posting on TikTok being like, this fucking sucks. I mean, Israeli music fucking blows. Yeah, and they weren't happy with the Israeli music. Israeli music sucks so bad. What does it sound like? I don't know. I can't

do it, but it's just... Russian-y? No, Middle Eastern-y kind of... I don't know. It's crap. Is there a lot of cash registers clanging? I remember when we were kids, we always used to make fun of this guy. His name was... I don't even know if I can find it.

Israeliani? His name was... His name was... Dubideko was his name was um i don't even know if i could find it or israeli yanni his name was uh he he was his name was uh doobie deco was his name i can't fuck i there's no way i could find this i mean just youtube but doobie deco song i don't know how it's for a second the problem is i don't know how it's spelled but i just remember his name was doobie deco i mean he doesn't want to be found this would have been 20 years well apparently there's like they're just this is going on everywhere like they went there's all there's been a lot of interviews where they're asking people what's the reason they're protesting some of them don't even know yeah and you know

what i mean so i just like to protest i mean again they're they were emboldened it's hard to blame them to a degree yeah because they were told four years ago during the george floyd stuff where it's like you don't need there's nothing higher than a protester that is the highest peak of society it goes protester mob wife yeah they were told that protesting is good and they're college students and i mean they were not only told protesting is good they were told if you're bad if you don't exactly yeah yeah yeah and so and then yeah and silent they literally said you're violent if you're not at the protest exactly you're silent I forgot about that. Yeah.

They said exactly. Your silence is violence. And so they're protesting. The problem is, again, they're not going to accomplish anything. And school's ending soon. That's what I'm curious about. School's about to end. Right.

So they're kind of like a lot of these. So these guys are trying to get every last little squirt of protest pussy before the semester's over. And once summer starts summer starts like you know you're gonna have to you're not gonna be able to protest on campuses you're gonna have to go to the public it's not gonna be as fun well you can't set up encampments unless you're homeless and then you can set up encampments so i don't really understand these rules there's a lot of rules right you know encampments you go what if we're homeless though you go well then the camments are fine. What if my tent is a Palestine flag? You go, not fine now.

It's pretty crazy the amount of dudes that probably are out there just for a snizz. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's funny too. Do you think that the guy who has the biggest sign gets the most girls? Everyone sort of knows.

Everyone argues over who gets the megaphone. Maybe the best sign. No, I think it's the guy who makes the chance. The guy who makes the biggest sign gets the most girls like everyone sort of knows like everyone argues over who gets the maybe the best side no i think it's the guy who makes the chance the guy who makes like the catchiest chance is like the that's the three different guys trying to get their people trying to get their chant going and the other for sure someone goes hey so i got a banger chain yeah nice try man hey what are you doing here on the chant uh yeah i did i made up free free palestine so uh i don't know what you're talking about but yeah hey you doing here i'm the chant guy yeah i did i made up free free palestine so uh i don't know what you're talking about but yeah hey you know that i'm the guy you know i just like to see people enjoy it yeah you does everyone know you made that you know what this is thanks enough i just want to see people enjoy it if you want to tell people that'd be

cool but if you want to spread the word a little bit but that's fine you know just so you know i'm the one guy but again like all these people are like oh what would you think of the the higher part like these uh universities think of the universities like what the fuck do i need to give a shit about what's going on in these like universities you know what i mean everybody's like oh think about the reputation of columbia like why i mean the reputation is this the reputation is like sure but everybody's thinking like these these bunch of mind viruses sure but they're like oh these institutions we must protect them i'm like why yeah why do i why do regular people need to care about this what's going on in these universities that are so elite that normal people can't even get into them like even if you have good enough grades like you probably need

some family member who went there and then you also need four hundred thousand dollars like gives a shit you know sure i'm again the people like you know i'm sure columbia has a great business anything it's just none of those people are protesting no of course those people are just going to class and like the engineers aren't protesting like none of the people there might be some guys there you know what i mean that uh are looking for the protest sniz yeah but again it's gotta be i'll tell you what you talk about ratios, there's gotta be like a 70 to, you know, 70-30 girl-guy ratio of these things. Yeah, but those are big

bushes out there, dude. You're fucking Forrest Gump in the Vietnamese jungle trying to get through that shit. Rain coming up from the ground, you know. I'm taking down some protest groupies in my time

it happens but uh yeah i don't know again school end and then they'll definitely get kicked out well i guess they're all getting kicked off it's funny to see the ones the differences like new york because then they were like we're protesting in austin and you know texas and austin and there they're like yeah we're not new york no thanks yeah we're cleaning you have you have 45 minutes to get out of here i remember when i went to the g20 in toronto and i was filming like i still don't really know what the hoopla was about yeah that was i don't even that was what was that i think everybody was mad because they were just kind of courting they weren't letting people protest and that's the thing i disagree with. You should be able to protest your government on public land.

The problem with these colleges is that these are private lands. So at first, everybody's like, call the NYPD. And the NYPD is... Because the NYPD has been tweeting. I don't know if you've been seeing this. What have they been tweeting? Dude, there's all these members of the NYPD who are sick of basically getting shit-talked. So they're essentially saying oh we're just gonna

go straight to the source you'll just hear it from us right so hear what from us like their side of the story right because everybody and they're saying look like columbia has to trespass all these people because it's private property like we're not allowed to tell people to get off private property columbia has to trespass those people and then we'll come and get rid of them but until columbia does that they're like there's nothing we can do so leave us alone leave us alone like stop giving us a hard time because everybody's like bringing the nypd they're like this is like someone's at your house and it's like we can't break in unless you call us and tell them they can't be there exactly and so and then people are mad then all these people are mad because like

why is columbia doing this and you're like well they're you know we're trying to have some sort of order on our campus all very political people and it's exam time and they're like there's and and more importantly most people aren't into this shit like most people at the college are trying to do their thing and just graduate i will say if you are a kid i think that like when you watch it on the news and stuff it seems like a big deal but i remember specifically like even at your our university yeah like you'd be walking to class or whatever and see like a big protest and it would just be like the equivalent of seeing people playing basketball like you're just you're like oh there's a protest you it you wouldn't be like

eight of them or something yeah but you'd just be like a lot of protesting going on today you know what i mean and again and they weren't staying there for two weeks or whatever so i think the school was like sure let them do it well i'll tell you the two funniest things about it the first one is university of washington group cancels encampment for being too white so a bunch they were gonna do a big encampment and then they looked around it was only white people so they were just like ah all right this is who we got huh it's normally how it goes i know right students at university of washington announced their plans to postpone uh thursday's gaza solidarity encampment because too many white students were involved which must have been the biggest bummer for them you know what i mean yeah

they can't get any lack of diversity the group of pacific northwest has been criticized for failing to include muslim enough muslim and arab students in planning the encampment. It is sort of almost one of those things where when you get so deep into this ideology, you're racist if you do, you're racist if you don't, because it was like, so what? You want the Arab students to be the one getting arrested? Sure, exactly. We're putting our lives on the line for them.

Yeah, you know what I mean? It kind of is like a bunch of white people being like, you know, and obviously Arab people at the front, we could never. We'll just be sort of in the back here. Obviously, like, we can't be the faces of the ration. No, no, no, absolutely not. No, yeah, just, Abdul, just pop up there.

Let's get you in the front there. I'm going to be probably in the back back here. Also, you're going to want the megaphone. There you go. Hey, I would if I could. And you're like, why don't you want to be out there where the cops go? I don't know why they don't just go to you know Union Square every day and just protest every day and Union Square if they want that's a pretty you know

You'll get on the news. You'll get your message out. The only difference is they won't let you stay There are a few people at Union Square every day. Yeah, the difference is just yelling to him like me and Johnny see them They're just yelling into a megaphone. Yeah, no one's listening Sure, but I mean if you had a mass like protesters walk by and pointed them like oh a real new york protester but if you had enough people then you know you'll get on the news and get your point across the only difference is you're just not allowed to stay there permanently yeah which is this is the main issue is people want to be able to just stay there permanently and i don't know well they all know what the truth is they kind of don't want to stay there permanently.

They want, like, the controversy. You know what I mean? And again, their demands are insane. Their demands are so stupid because their demands are literally,

they just want, because all these huge colleges, they have these endowments, right? Like, they're all just, they're basically like pension funds that have a university

at this point, like Columbia, Harvard. And so they invest in stuff and some of their investments are literally like the S&P 500 ETF. And five of those 500 companies do business in Israel. So they're like,

we want you to sell all your S&P 500 ETF. And they're like, fuck, that's what they want. That's literally what they want. They want their colleges to divest from doing business in Israel. I knew that they wanted to divest. But that's what they mean by it is they go hey like sell all your blackrock etfs or whatever

and they're like we're not doing that shut up well it's like also if you want us to do that it'd be like okay your tuition's more money now sure it's like they're just so full of shit with all their like safety i mean we'll we'll talk about it when jonathan knight comes on or whatever but like all the say they're all proponents of the safetyism where you should never feel unsafe in any way and then you're like okay well some people now feel unsafe how about that how about that how about that and they go well how you like that it's different now um then the this is not exactly uh related to the protest but they had... See the bananas thing? Oh, what's a bananas one?

Oh, you didn't see that? Sounds funny. I don't know. It's pretty funny. I don't know what school, what campus it was, but so one of the campuses, they set up their list of rules

or whatever, and they go, someone in the encampment has a banana allergy, a very severe banana allergy, and then these pro-Israel counter-protesters showed up holding bananas,

and then they were likening them to literally like the israeli army like killing palestinians because they're like like there's like you can see it there's like a girl with an israel flag like holding a banana holding a banana and then they're like they're putting us at risk and you're like well they didn't jam a banana in your mouth they're literally just holding a banana and they're making this and it's got the thing on it yeah dude that is literally like a joke of yeah you know if the millennials had to go to the army the other thing would just need a jar of peanut butter well there's a drag queen that uh was on record ordering children to chant free palestine during

queer story our magistutes art center there's combining every dude it's literally going to the dad yeah uh and you're just like oh uh you what was what happened in school we had a drag queen talk he goes oh no is he teaching about gay sex worse i'm muslim now guys you hear the chant it was like it's like if you're a drag queen and you know a chant free palestine and then all the kids go free palestine can you imagine you're just like a you know a dad from the small town with like you've got the american flag do you reckon you're just going to pick up your kid and you walk in just a drag queen making your kid jam free balestine you'd have a heart attack on the spot he's having flashbacks being back in vietnam it's too much

it's too much tough for parents right now man He's teaching you gay sex Much worse Much worse Jesus Christ If you're a drag queen and you know it Something else Jerry Seinfeld's back in the news What's the deal with BC culture? Are you going to watch his Pop-Tart movie?

No I don't think I'm in it The Pop-Tart movie wasn't doing much for me i get it it's so like such a seinfeld thing being like pop-tarts are crazy how'd they come up with pop-tarts like you can you can fully like see that line of line of like thinking of how he probably got this premise it goes it'll be like because it really is you know apolitical it's about nothing it's just about pop tarts there's no cultural relevance very seinfeld but i mean again he everybody's like oh he's

ridiculous he's talking like he has a point when he says like again there hasn't been a the last like everybody goes oh you can't make anything blah blah and then everybody's like well larry david but larry david was grandfathered in like basically post 2015. There's just like not an appetite for risk among any sort of industry in the industry because outside the industry, there's more of an appetite. Yeah. Outside of the free market. Totally.

But in the industry, and it makes sense because being an executive is the fucking easiest job and they're hard to come by. And if you tow the line and put out something that's 500 grand a year. Yeah. But if you say, line and put out something that's shit make 500 grand a year but if you say hey we're making this thing about an all native trans basketball team and it bombs you go well I'm not getting in trouble for that

I'm not getting in trouble for that one you're going to fire me for that bombing surely we're all agreed that we should have made that whereas if you make something crazy and it bombs then you get shit can't is that a movie that you think shouldn't have been made? Exactly. Right?

And then, so it's like, he's right in that sense where, but it's not like, cancel culture. Well, it's not comedy at large. No. It's cultural.

It's just the industry versus the non-industry, which is a lot of problems. Even the ones people are saying is left and right. It's always kind of like, establishment, non-establishment. I mean, you can kind of boil a lot of things down to that where

it's like when people's you know people are always they're kind of arguing two different things some people are like you know comedy got ruined by pc and some people are arguing it didn't and it was like no the establishment part yes it made it worse and exactly they're making probably less good stuff and then the decentralized part of, it might be more vibrant than ever. Yeah. Also because all the talent went there. You know what I mean? Exactly.

Forcibly. Like if the NBA kicked out all the worst places, Ice Cube's league would start doing better. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And I mean, movies, like one thing with movies, TV is fine. I don't, like movies seems like a harder sell to get back to, you know, having these huge,

huge, uh, like, you know, comedy movies that make $500 million at the box office. I don't know about that. If that'll come back, that that's a different story.

No, it's probably the Netflix movie model will come back. I mean, people still watch movies and show. I mean, TV just has kind of supplanted movies as well, but I will say there is something about, like, I think a lot of people sit with their, like, wife

or their girlfriend and watch movies, and it's almost, like, a little less fun to watch, like, comedy movies in that scenario. At the end of the day, it's almost like, comedy movies I feel like is more, like, on a plane or on your laptop or maybe at the theater. But the theater is, like... So maybe that's a part of...

Yeah, but the problem is all that's a part of the yeah but the problem is all the stuff that you get from a theater like this massive screen and awesome sound blah blah you're like comedy is the last thing that really needs it it's like oh but the fun part about watching comedy is that you're with other people so everyone laughs together yeah that's true like that's the funny part like i've watched some you know i remember watching like probably the last like really funny comedy i watched was johnny knoxville's new jack uh jackass it might have been like two ago but it wasn't his jacket bad grandpa yeah i was i was smuggled beer into the theater yeah yeah every we're having like a ball it was so fun yeah that was so fun but that was probably like well when did that come out 2013 a minute ago

decade ago yeah more than a decade before i I mean, I've said it before. Like, even the Rory Price has said it. It's like, the last big movie, the last big box office hit comedy movie was Ted 2

in 2015 and it probably got started, they started making it in 2013 and then once Trump showed up, you're like, gone. All that shit's gone. And also with, like,

a guy like Seinfeld, he's sort of, like, all the articles are like, he railed against the pc culture and all the other ones are like seinfeld just becomes another comedian like you know ricky gervais that's like arguing that he's not funny because the pc culture is like first of all it's like he's doing fine and second of all it was like it was literally an hour and a half interview and it was like one sentence where he's like yeah movies about the state of movies obviously the pc stuff sort

of killed it a bit it's like grazed over a thing that 90 of people that are normal in real life would be like duh yeah for sure it becomes like a controversy it was like yes your brain has to be broken to think that didn't happen a little bit but like in comedy at large is probably in a good spot and again it'll be back it'll come back in some capacity it's just you know everything is just cycles so we have to mention this just because I feel like it took the internet by storm and I probably saw it 7,000 times, but this article came out

saying daily showers are purely performative and have no real health benefit, experts insist. Didn't this seem like this was written by, like, a really smart six-year-old? What the fuck was this shit?

Like, he just comes in from the backyard covered in mud and his mom's like, you gotta shower. He goes, mother, actually, daily showers are performative

and do nothing. I'd like to go experts say the daily shower is no proven health benefit but it's like not smelling is a benefit that's a benefit feeling clean is a benefit you feel better also it's like there's a thing where you get sick less a little bit if you get the stuff off your body i mean you just feel better i don't know you don't smell you're like your fingernails aren't wakes you up a bit because you're crazy has no health benefits like i didn't think when i was taking a shower i was like this is like eating vegetables no no he was like they don't really dismiss they're sort of acting like the reason people do it is for health but it's like hygiene is not yeah it's just hygiene just i mean it's pleasant to take a hot shower there's

an epidemic of ubers picking me up in their cars that smell and it drives me fucking crazy all right and i'm open i i fucking stare at them while i put the window down i don't hot hot take alert uber drivers smell everybody have you not noticed that uh it's not and by the way this is not a race thing It'll be I think it a lot of times Is a No no no

Let me finish I think a lot of times It is a Not Not from America Not from America thing But it'll be like A white fucking Russian guy

Or something too Like it's whatever There is I'm telling you I had Like old Ukrainian guy Just stinking up the car You get an old Ukrainian guy So I'm saying there's lots of Different But you. Yeah, seriously. Like old Ukrainian guy just stinking up the car. You get an old Ukrainian guy.

So I'm saying there's lots of different. It's different. But it usually is people that are from other places. Dude, I'll tell you. If you get an old Ukrainian guy, you are about to smell like onions. Guaranteed. That's just what it's going to smell like. It's just cooked onions.

Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, it's not the greatest smell. No. Well, a lot of people have told me that they give bad ratings based on the smell. And that's even one of the options. Is the car smelled bad? Yeah. I don't usually ding them on the smell

because it's so common. I only ding them on talking. How do you feel? No, I ding them on my head. Talking, talking. That's the one you hear. I ding them on talk. No, I ding them on talk on the phone.

Talking on the phone. Sorry, that's my thing. I ding them on. Yeah. But how do you feel? The only thing I ding them on is the talk on the phone. You ever gotten in one though

and they overcorrect so much where you're like, you can barely breathe? Nine air fresheners. Now you go, you're like, I can't, how do you live like this? You're like, this is too much. You guys got a necklace on which is fucking 90 years. You're like you can barely breathe nine air fresheners now you're like okay how do you live like this you're like this is too much you guys got a necklace on with just like a 90

rather it smelled like some fucking spices or some shit i'm not loving it though but i mean this is crazy where they're just uh pitching the idea that people shouldn't smell why are we washing mostly because we're afraid of someone else telling us that we're smelling, says environmentalist. It was like a pretty valid reason. Oh, it's environmental. This is conserved water.

This is the conserving water lobby right here telling us why we don't need to shower. Essentially, if you're looking at motives, what's going on here. It's literally Greta Thunberg being like, oh, showering's bad. Shut up. Shut the hell up.

Take a fucking hike. You don't need to take A 90 minute girl shower Yeah exactly You can take a Two minute shower Like a normal person Environmentalist

Weird name McCartney Only hoses off Once per month To help the environment So This is one of those things Where you're never Going to get people on board

If you're getting people You need to It's kind of what I was saying With like the burger Where they're just like People should eat less meat It's like We've had I don't know if you were there at the Brooklyn where

we were having this conversation, but someone, uh, I think it was Daniel. He was a post, he was like kind of pitching that the beyond meat's actually good or whatever. And you're just like, okay, it needs to be the same price and not worse for you and taste the same. Figure out those three things. I mean, like you're telling me not to shower. It's like, figure out how to make a burger that tastes the same same price and isn't worse for you everyone will do it

no one will care yeah but again there's still other factors because you know they say that uh because the pro meat side will say with like the impossible burgers hey well you know to grow those vegetables that they use they actually go have to kill a bunch of like small animals and stuff and

it's like literally just solve the problems you know what I mean and they're like no you should smell bad and you go okay well that's not gonna happen everyone's like no on that one it's not it's i yeah it's uh i mean look if you want to if you don't like eating animals there's nothing wrong with that he says the modern obsession with cleanliness can actually be hazardous you're not obsessed not wanting to smell bad you go to the gym you're not supposed to take a shower it's like that's not oh health like look at this clean freak taking a shower after he played a game of puck you ever smell old gym bag that's crazy there was also one in our witches where this was from the reddit which deity could be calling on me to take showers

every day so i've been told many times that deities which deity could be calling on me to take showers every day? So I've been told many times that deities and entities can be calling to you through urges for you at least once a week. Now I've had the urge to take baths and showers every single night. So she sort of has a deity being like, you smell. You. Be you. The deity is just like her boyfriend from the other room. You smell. P-U. P-U. The deity is just like her boyfriend from the other room.

Please shower. It fucking stinks. But she knows that she only listens to deities. Like, hey, you should take a shower. It's like, if the deities take me a shower, I will shower. But until I hear from the deities, I will be keeping my current regimen. I will be stinking. Which would seem normal, but I only showered once every two days.

Once every two days is fine. I don't really need to shower more than that. I was wondering if someone could be calling on me at that moment. The you-smell deities hittin' them hard. Stink lines are always a big tell. I believe there's a deity in our studio. Sign up for the Patreon. Sign up, $5 a month.

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