The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Body Positive Bunjee Jumping

Episode Date: July 16, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead We are in forever, we are in forever And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead It's time, one of the fastest growing podcasts And just want to say, time's up to the women So, that's the new movement we're starting Time's out Time's up, time's the new movement we're starting Time's out Time's up, time's out

And hit the bricks It's the time's up movement But it's just like hey we're late for this thing we're going to do Can you hurry the fuck up Time's up ladies Time's up ladies it's time to go It's time to go The Uber has been called

Time's up ladies Oh why are you being sexually harassed? They're taking too goddamn long to get ready. Time is up, ladies. By the way, I would just like to start this off by just addressing some speculation about my previous sweaty episode.

Not gay! Oh, the sweaty pig. Everybody has a lot of speculation about why I was sweating. It's so funny because everybody's like, he's on drugs. It's like, no, no i'm just oh finally you're experiencing what it's like for having people call you drugs non-stop yeah but it's like i'm obviously fucking obese and i'm just like he's a fat pig before we started the episode he took a literal apple out of his

mouth two big muscular dudes brought him over on a big ride i remember last week i was walking to the podcast because i live like you know not that far away but then rod i remember last week i was walking to the podcast because i live like you know not that far away but then i i left my house and was like that last last week's episode that day was maybe the hottest most humid day that since i've ever lived in new york started walking i started sweating oh this is not going to turn off then we got to this then we got to the studio here and we can't run the ac and record so then you need to put antiperspirant on your face no what i needed to do is i need to put antiperspirant on your face. No,

what I needed to do is I need to just be like, take an Uber here and not, but you're too cheap. Yeah. Well, I was thinking also in terms of times up, we got pretty much the Ross deal ever where 2020, basically we moved to America and like,

you like literally stepped off the plane and they're like, time's up boys. Well, that is the end of men, white men having it too good for too long in America. How about we honestly love what you guys are doing. How about 2022? We start this. I put one foot off the soil. Oh, freedom.

They go. Yeah, about that. You know what? A lot of this stuff, too, like the initial way that it was kind of like presented was to go, look, we just need like fairness. Like, you know, all this stuff is like we just need to level the playing field. And now it's starting to feel just like revenge. Oh, yeah. It's starting.

Or not starting. To feel like that. No, not even starting. But now they're like it's not even like they're trying to pretend it's a fairness thing. Now it's straight. Well, time's up, ladies. Now it's straight revenge. You had your moment in the sun.

Now you're going to have your moment of no fun. Because time's up. Hey, shout out to the two new, a couple of 20 buck patrons this week are hired. James Reynolds and Uzair. And this episode is a title sponsor brought to you by sheath underwear week, promo code, Ryan long 20 or promo code Ryan long for 20% off. And the guy who runs sheath underwear is,

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Promo code Ryan Long, 20% off, sheath underwear. Get those balls. Okay, so this is kind of funny, but before, there's like a bunch of real stuff to talk about, but this has been blowing my mind. So remember since our friend was telling us. Wait, but it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. It's supposed to be entrance only. And these blasphemous heathens are just spitting in God's face.

Kurt had that hilarious joke where he says that these city slickers might not care that it takes the protection off our land. But the, okay, remember the guy that Robert Durst. Yeah. So. The Jinx guy, right? He's the Jinx guy. And we've sort of, our body was telling us about this documentary. I told you about it.

One of my friends, I don't know which one. Someone in my ethos. Someone in the orbit told you. Someone in the orbit was telling me about this movie, The Jinx. And basically, they're making a documentary about him. And by the end, it'd be like if they were doing a whodunit about Danny for who ate all the men's asses. And he was in there being like, I can't wait to find the real ass eater. Yeah, I was on a hot mic.

And then I was just like, Danny, you ate all the asses. You know it. And they're just listening to you. He's in the bathroom. And he's looking at himself in the mirror and he goes, and you did it, of course. And he killed all these people and he's vowed to find the real killer, OJ style. That's how funny is this? Your girl catches you fucking another girl.

He's like dead to rights. And you vow to find the real cheater. I go, you got cheated on. I'm certain of it. It was not me, though. She looks in your phone and she finds messages sent. You go, I vow to find the person who sent those fucking dick pics. You're like on a casting website trying to find body doubles.

Literally, you're running a casting session for guys that look like you. I vow to find the real person who cheated on you. What does that even mean? i don't know so this guy he has his trial and he's been putting it off forever and doing every trick in the book being like you know just the same way with cosby and fucking uh harvey weinstein well they try you gotta be sympathetic right yeah so they come in and they have a cane a neck brace the whole thing they can They can barely be blind. Now there was a, this reminds me of one of my favorite things when we were young, there was a chiropractor.

This was like a old school prank, but we would, we would get new people to do it every time. So it was, this is probably grade four. So don't judge it too harshly, but there was a chiropractor practice. And the guy would walk by and he had a cane and there was

three photos one with him with his cane no one with him with his walker another with him with his cane in the air and then another him with throwing the cane in the air right and we would get all the people that we knew to go in there and be like hey i just wondering how much for dancing lessons and they go what we go well isn't there a guy dancing on the sign they go no it's a chiropractor and whatever we probably got 75 people like we'd meet a new person just go in there for dancing because they had a guy dancing on the sign but the robert durst so he's he's supposed to get sentenced and this thing this thing's so well so he's supposed to get sentenced this week and he's dead to rights like this guy did the crime admitted it in a huge documentary

and this is what the article comes out this week uh mr robert durst uh his murder trial has been delayed because what he did was he showed up to the trial and right before he was gonna go in he shit his pants yeah and he said i, it's literally like you can't. It's the ultimate. Like, you know, if you're ever on death row, if you're listening to this on death row right now, every time they take you to get executed, just shit your pants. And they can't. And they go, oh, I guess I'll have to do it another day.

You're not going to execute a man with soiled underwear. This man is a fucking kind of a legend a little bit. A legend for shitting himself. Okay. You ready for your final trial guess not guess not guess we're gonna have to

I guess you could say it's a hung jury no it's so annoying that doesn't even make sense you know what's so funny that's Danny Danny fucking sitting there with shit in his pants I guess you call that a hung jury. What?

I don't know. I shit my pants. I don't, I don't know. My pants are full of shit. You know, it's the worst though. Cause I'm reading this.

And then, so they have to like take him back to the jail and then someone has to clean him up. And you know, like the guy who's has to clean him up. Who's like a jail guard slash orderly. He's like, he's a billionaire too. He's a billionaire.

But also you're like come on man you're like you know you're just doing this to avoid whatever yeah but he's literally every time he does

stuff like this he gets another like six months of chilling in his house instead of jail he's going back to jail no no he's in jail oh

no I thought he's not in jail no no no he's in that's the thing is he's in jail I don't think that's true it said right here so he had to be

to be returned to the jail to be cleaned up yeah but that's not he's not living in jail. I don't think that's true. It said right here. So he had to be returned to the jail to be cleaned up. Yeah, but he's not living in jail. They just bring him back to the jail to clean him up because of this. Because basically what happened was his lawyer goes, no, he can't be cleaned up. Like this. They go. His lawyer comes out. He goes, diarrhea is a deadly disease.

Yo, Rana. This is apprehensible. Diarrhea. This is apprehensible. Diarrhea. This is some mellet. This is disgusting. And my client cannot be sentenced with a log of shit inside his pants. That's his lawyer.

He comes out. And so he goes, you know, he arrived at the courthouse and he says, unable to change or be in court. And his lawyer starts arguing. He goes, it was very awful. It was very foul. And his art, his lawyer starts arguing. He goes, it was very awful.

It was very foul. And he goes, um, as a lawman, I know diarrhea often can cause dehydration and it's a serious condition. And given Mr. Durst myriad of other conditions, he said,

we need to bring him back to his house to deal with it the proper way. And then the fucking district attorney goes, yeah, luckily we don't have to depend on layman uh and the county has demonstrated that they can take proper care of mr durst so basically i think he's in jail he might be in jail he's in jail waiting for this trial um okay so that was the first part and this is it's getting it's getting even creepier i mean the craziest part is i actually have diarrhea right now yeah yeah it's like it's almost i just

got it from reading this. Yeah, nice, dude. Yeah. Imagine I just fucking had diarrhea during one of these podcasts, and you're like, what is that smell? I'm like, I don't know. It's just probably just- That could be fucking anyone, man.

Maybe it's just a hung jury. So if you haven't watched The Jinx, you should watch this. But on top of that, so his wife, he originally killed his wife back in the day before killing two or three other people. And then this article, this is like 20 years ago, they did all the trials.

And then this article comes out this week when the diarrhea article comes out. It says, Jill Biden's ex admitted that he had an affair with Robert Durst's wife. So Jill Biden, I guess, I don't know if she was married before.

I think they said married because this. Yeah, no, because Joe Biden lost his wife, died in a car crash with his kid. OK, yeah. Yeah. Like when he was a senator or something, he lost like his whole family. And then he fucking stole this guy's wife. Yeah. Who stole Robert Durst's wife.

Yeah. So this guy's this guy, Jill Biden's ex, he basically comes out and he says, I was with her eight days and he caught us having an affair. And it was like, well, yeah, that information might have been useful six years ago or 60 years ago. So Jill Biden's ex-husband revealed that she had an intimate relationship with the first wife, an accused killer of the real estate heir, Robert Durst, just 10 days before she vanished in 1982. And he goes, I feel like I'm the missing link in the case. He said he's a concert hall owner in Delaware. And he told, but on top of why bring it up now,

this guy's energy is very much like, yeah, dude, he's trying to get clout off. And he's like, yeah, I'm the reason she kills him. And then she goes, yeah, he led me back. She led me back to the bedroom. We closed the door. And that's when life changed for both of us.

Totally unexpected, beautiful night and no regrets. He's just like fucking, he's just like a 40 year old kill that he's still like kind of reminiscing. He goes, yeah, that's pretty sick. Yeah. he's fucking he literally is he met up with these people and they're like

that's crazy and he was like yeah I fucked her doggy stuff like he's he is reminiscing yeah he's like we did every position

she's dead yeah literally yeah but she wasn't he goes so what happened after she was murdered and he goes you want to smell my fingers

so he goes beautiful night want to smell my fingers? So he goes, beautiful night. No regrets. That's what his first stance. You think fucking this Durst character is like, he kind of like has a fucking wants to kill Biden next. Like Joe Biden. He goes, you motherfucker. Yeah. Durst would love to kill Joe Biden.

Yeah. And the next thing I realized, there was a pounding on the door at 730 a.m. She runs out of the bathroom. It was the only pounding. It was not the only pounding. She runs back in and says, it's Bob. I jump up.

I run out, runs out the window. And then all of a sudden he screams something and he continues, blah, blah, blah. And then, so asked if he thought that his intimate relationship had anything to do with her disappearance. Stevenson said, absolutely. That'd be so funny if the quote was he goes there

was a pounding on the door and that wasn't the only pet like that was his quote he says absolutely dude he's like he's like fucking i was like it was a legendary fuck dude so this guy's bragging yeah so this guy durst is in jail shitting his pants jill biden's ex is out there being like yeah i fucked're good too. And then the last thing they go, I feel if something was wonderful at the end of her life, I hope this was it. So this is his last quote.

He goes, I just hope she had some of the same thoughts at the end there. So his last thing he said. Like, she's getting murdered. She's just thinking about how this dude tuned her up. Jill Biden's ex, which, by the way, that might be why Biden's such a bitch, because Jill Biden was fucking getting it. So this guy, she got murdered, and he goes, yes, she was murdered, but if you know how good my dick was. Yeah, honestly, she probably wasn't that bummed about it.

Her life was flashing before her eyes, but it's all just just everything that was flashing was just the 10 positions he put her in just him spinning her around yeah your life's flashing before her eyes as he's stabbing her it's like doggy style and then he fucking he put me up against the wall then he had me he was drilling me but while he pushes his dick down and I had my legs in there And Durst is like You bitch Isn't that fucking wild So that's We didn't know that

Jill Biden's act Was fucking putting it down like that Yeah I remember when we were In When I was in the band When we were Like 18 years old

We signed with this like Super big Industry person That I won't put on blast but uh because they're probably like married at the time and all that shit so basically this guy fucking we were you know we've just finished high school we're like first year you know residents in university and our band like signed with his company and whatever right and he comes in and he goes the first thing he says he goes all you need to know about rock and

roll is if you don't make it by 25 it's over but you'll get a lot of pussy along the way he was like a cliche yeah he's like we're 18 right so we're like but even then we were kind of like we left being like that was wild then he goes he goes you think you think that's fame i've been famous famous and he goes at one time I was fucking this girl so good. And then she was Latino. Couldn't speak English. Met her on the streets. Couldn't speak a lick of English.

Went back to her place. Started fucking her. He goes, the door. He goes, someone starts knocking on the window. I go, who is that? And then she starts pointing to her stomach. I go, why are you pointing to your stomach? Look down at her stomach.

It says Eduardo. She's pointing. It's Eduardo. And she's got his name tattooed on the stomach i dive out through the bathroom blah blah she's telling me the story and then we're all like anyways yeah so for the demo we're thinking about yeah so yeah for some of our first song we're thinking about dude this dude fucking brought us to his like office and you know we lived in our parents house at the time and we just finished we go to this guy's office. He literally sat us down and told us eight stories about getting pussy. This is kind of like a business.

We're fucking 18. Isn't that funny? Yeah, that is. That's insane. It kind of remembers the other story. This is Chad Kruger and the other Nickelback guys. They became the most hated band. But everyone that knows chad kruger like all my friends that know chad kruger were like guys pretty sick yeah but they all there's all these like quotes that

like you think even at the time we're just like lame thing to say he goes dude i fucked so much pussy that i just get bored of normal pussy so i guess i start thinking like hey i play games with myself how quick can i fuck this girl in the ass can i do it in three minutes can i break my old that I just get bored of normal pussy. So I guess I start thinking like, hey, I play games with myself. How quick can I fuck this girl in the ass? Can I do it in three minutes? Can I break my old record? And we're just like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, you're like, what? Shut up.

Yeah, yeah. Also like, hey, this isn't doing great with the people not hating you. Yeah, yeah. So the guy from Nickelback apparently said, and it wasn't Kruger, but the other guy, and he said that he's so bored of pussy that he has to just, it was like, if you're that bored of pussy, maybe it was the other guy. And he said that he's so bored of pussy that he has to just...

It was like, if you're that bored of pussy, maybe it's like, you know, maybe get a girlfriend. Or maybe it's just time to stop. But you go, like, if you're that bored of it, he goes, I'm just so bored of it, so I have to play games with myself. Like, how quick can I get it in this girl's ass in the tour bus? And you're just like... Those aren't games people play anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah those aren't games people play anymore yeah yeah yeah yeah i think he's probably like there's like a youtube video that of him in like an interview saying that in like you know 2001

that he's probably just like has lawyers like please take this down how much to take that down yeah yeah but that stuff is always like yeah yeah you're just like no no what it is it's people telling you their story and get whatever i'm not saying a bunch of 18 year olds that are out there trying to crush i'm just like you guys are gay for my point is that people it's it's like when people tell you their stories like they would in a biography yeah like you're hanging out with someone and they tell you this story about themselves and you're like you didn't just think of of that. You've said, this is a... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is every band that came in to see that dude. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was like, they were just getting that story. You're building your legacy with me and you're just like, this is how you want your life

to read in a biography. The same way girls, I always say, go, you know, and it was that and I needed it at that point and that's when I realized, and you go, none of this is true.

This is how you decided to write your life post-mortem. Yeah, it's revisionist history. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's why that stuff's like corny. But okay, speaking of criticism, I wanted to address some trash talking to me that came. Bit of a Twitter thing that was coming at the kid. And it's like, you know know this stuff always comes to me

news finally found out about you yeah yeah uh actually danny got a fucking huge write-up positive from in the stink news stink news it's just all like yeah apparently he puts it in there so people always it's not just me people will say this about lots of people but i feel like it's a some of these criticisms that like start going around and you just go oh my god it's you guys they're talking points but this person goes cancel culture and woke culture are just words that bigoted people use to speak their mind and this is you know everyone's yelling at skank fest and all that shit too, right? And they go, who's actually been canceled?

And in fact, the people have a huge following crying about it. Ryan Long Comedy, a perfect example. He's thriving on this. And it was like, okay. You don't really cry about it. Well, first of all, of course I don't cry. But the more important thing that these people aren't realizing and it's like okay cancel culture woke culture they're just

words for bigoted people and he goes i'm thriving in it what but why do you think people like me are thriving in this why do you think a bunch of people on the internet have these huge followings why do you think that is the reason is because networks are petrified of doing anything every big place every actor every fucking corporation is petrified of the negative press of putting something too aggressive of something too honest yeah of making something and regular people want like you know the... And regular people want... The fact is, regular people, they turn on Netflix and they're like, this sucks. They're like, I just want...

Something that isn't lying to me. It doesn't reek of propaganda. You can give people a morsel of propaganda with your things. You can't give people a massive amount of propaganda, especially when it's the mainstream propaganda, when it's corporate propaganda. You can actually make people... When it's the counterculture going against what people see the mainstream people actually aren't as aggressive about like worrying about propaganda it's all

like a psychological thing but when you've heard something a million times non-stop and someone's parroting it in the mainstream it turns you off yeah so you're saying you don't like lily sing or exactly i'm saying that i love her i can't believe i'm saying lily sing is a talented talented canadian yes and those people are skyrocketing and whatever but you go why is it that probably the agreed upon 10 biggest like new comedians on the come up aren't part of the industry system. All have big podcasts, all selling huge tickets, all have cultural significance to anyone who's paying attention.

The same way that you go, Hey, who are the big bands in this era? Who are the big, all of the big people that you go, these people are making a difference. It's the people who are criticizing her go, well, we have the corporations on our side,

so we must be right. Cause it's like, we have all like the big money and corporate interests on our side. So they're like, we must be, you know, on the right side the right side and you're like yeah historically that doesn't mean shit yes and every celebrity is fucking apologizing non-stop and the reason why they can't star make anymore the industry used to be able to star make so when you look at this and this these backwards brains go he's thriving because it's not real and it's like

i'm thriving because it is real because it is real is this why you're supporting israel because i support israel it's do you see what i'm saying yeah no of course i mean the idea that these people's criticism you go not only are you wrong but everybody who likes you is wrong as well they're bigoted and bigoted and like that they're and it proves their point somehow yeah like he thinks people like me doing well proves his point somehow like proves the point that it's not real it's the it's like the whole imperialism argument where you're basically saying like not imperial but like you know it's like obviously this is happening like you can argue with reality all you want but you can argue with

reality all you want but it's like they're taking... It's the round peg in a square hole. It's the inability to critically fucking look at something and to look at any culture and to look at things that have happened in the past. It's so obvious that it's... You're not thriving because it doesn't exist. You're thriving because it does exist.

In spite of it. Or not in spite of it. No, not in spite of it. In a lot of ways, it's a direct... It's a counterbalance. But you're thriving exist. Yeah, in spite of it. Well, not in spite of it. No, not in spite of it. Not in spite of it. In a lot of ways, it's a direct... It's a counterbalance. But you're thriving independently. Yeah, for sure.

If you had been a part of the industry system, all of that stuff... How many musical genres were literally started because of that? Where they're like... So many. Right? That's why the DJ thing became so fucking huge is because

the mainstream was like we're done with fucking you know putting punk bands on the radio we're done with all that you know yeah yeah and then fucking tattooed troublemaker skateboard kids were like we're djs now yeah that makes sense and then on top of that and on top of that there's this the other part is like when they go uh you thrive complaining or whatever crying about it you go no no no when people are acting crazy it's funny when the majority of rational voices who are supposed to be you know your news stations you know your late night which is supposed to be somewhat of a voice like when those people are all insane it's a funny fucking time yeah absolutely and every one

of their friends including all these fucking new york liberal types that we know one of the things that is interesting to me is people always will be like you know they'll because they start being like the fucking oh liberals are so stupid or whatever. And you go, no, we live in New York. Most people are that most and most people don't give a shit. They're kind of the same regardless of their fucking political thing or whatever. Right. Yeah.

So all of those people, even that are liberal, like a lot of our friends behind closed doors, they make fun of all this shit. Everyone. Of course. Yeah. All the people who are like openly facing where you think they agree with you. They know they can't say it publicly, so no shit. When everyone, it's literally the emperor has no clothes, and the first person that comes out and be like,

yo, why the fuck is this guy naked? Whether you feel like you can laugh publicly, you're kind of like... Or you're sitting in your... But now people get to be at their computers and like laughing and being like. I mean, they are. You're kind of like privately just it's the only way to really do it. I mean, the thing is, when you get to the point where regular people are like turning on stuff like, you know, Colbert or whatever, and like they're supposed to be the actual audience.

And you're like, what the fuck is this? Like, what is this? It's not like the fringes of people being like, oh, look, this is, you know, it's really pretty much, I think, the common the consensus. Yeah. Just not publicly. When you had a funny point that's kind of aligned with this, but it does. This is kind of what I'm talking about is that, you know, everyone isn't fucking crazy. It's just that they'll make you believe it. it but there we have uh the same way that like that we know a lot of fucking people that just

kind of at the beginning were like yo trump's kind of bad right and they they don't like him and then they go oh yeah he's the worst but before you know it they're out there like protests you know they're like someone that started out by saying like racism is bad now they're like there's no gender like yeah it's just like such a slippery slope of being in a cult we were joking around we know some people that are kind of like, dude, fucking city liberals have fucking lost their minds. At least the corporate version or whatever. And then next thing you know, they're fucking going to church. Yeah, I know.

A lot of people are like just straight up or like church. They went from like liberals to like hardcore liberals to just like, yeah, I go to church now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And again, like, who cares if anyone goes to church church go for it anyone it's just such a weird it's such a weird flip they're just like yeah they started big fucking listening to like milo yannopoulos like pwn some fucking 20 year old and then be like five years later they're just that fucking singing hymns like you're like take that lips yeah exactly take that exactly it's like the to own the lips becoming like a traditional christian you're fucking true yeah yeah but it's like you know giving 10 of

their salary away to charities take that lives and you're like okay yeah you're giving 10 of your salary away to fucking some church because they think there's no gender. To own the lips from five years ago. To fucking stick it to Hillary. Exactly, sticking it to Hillary. And Soros like five years ago. Take that, George Soros.

I'm fucking read the Bible today. But yeah, you get so fucking... We have to remember to stop worrying. Don't become part of someone's dumb ass life I mean the one thing I will say on that note is because like so much has happened and it's been so flu in the past five years it is pretty like hard

for some people to just keep an identity so many people we saw this in the last like five years where you go oh your identity was just like it was very flexible like wherever the winds went girls, but I mean guys too, like a lot of guys,

feminine guys. No, we know a lot of guys who were just like, they have fucking had in the last five years, five identities. Like you're like, man, you're just all over the place.

I know, I know who you're talking about. I'm not, I, when Danny says that he ain't feminine, I know exactly what he's talking about and he's right. But it's, uh, but, I know exactly what he's talking about. And he's right. But it's... But also...

Some pharmaceuticals have been involved. No, no. No, we have a lot of comic friends, like, even still in Toronto, who were like, you know, they were totally... Just went along with the whole thing. And then all of a sudden, they're like, hey, man, this lock... Like, they started with like, hey, these lockdowns are kind of getting, like, a little long. Yeah.

And then they're like, yeah, you know what? Maybe you shouldn't be forced to take the vaccine. Like they're just kind of a stair stepping along. I agree with both of those. I agree with them too. I literally agree with both of those things. But for those people to make those public statements,

I'm sure a lot of people were like, Oh yeah. You're one of those. Their thing used to be that like, uh, I'm into star Wars. Yeah. And then people,

I'm sure like lots of people. I used to say, yeah, I used to fucking like, Oh, this guy Their thing used to be that, like, I'm into Star Wars. Yeah, and then people, I'm sure, like, lots of people in Toronto. I used to say, yeah, I used to fucking, like, that girl, you go, oh, she used to like emo music. Now she hates Trump, you know? Yeah. And this person, yeah, yeah, I used to be into fucking basketball, and now I'm, like, against vaccines. Yeah, exactly. Like, but there's a few comics in Toronto where I've seen that, where you're like, they were never really sticking their neck out. Right. And now they're like, yeah, these lockdowns are crazy.

It's like this fucking vaccine passport's a bit much. 100. Yo, 100. Yo, 100. So the thing, because in the industry, they fucking, I liked what Michael Malice posted the other day where he's like, you never noticed they didn't have fact checkers until people started saying too much truth. Yeah.

And I know it's a little you know but i'm i agree it really is and the industry is trying to fucking break you down and the the people that anyone who gets out of line they do try to break you down and i feel it sometimes when it's like i'm sure at your work it's like you say the wrong thing and everyone yells at you and then maybe you they fucking break you like buck break you you know what i mean yeah so that's why i've decided i'm getting i'm getting you're becoming a buck no dude i'm getting if you want me to fuck your girlfriend just hit me up at uh gross pigs only no i'm what i'm trying to do what i'm trying to get into a little bit here daniel paul yes is i decided that the last little while was like crazy right and then now a little things are a little more

in line like the studio set up i have you know three or four like employees that i kind of work with freelance like i have that all set up my new york life i have a bit of a network like i have all my business relationships set up it's a little calmer that i can focus on making stuff almost exclusively that i'm a little like, all right, fucking time for war again. And that's why I'm like, I fucking quit smoking any vapes, anything like that. I fucking, I'm getting joked again.

Dude, I'm working out like an hour a day. I'm getting fucking jacked. I'm getting the tea going up again. He's been doing Kegels. Dude, I'm a tea boy. Ryan's nonstop talking about all the Kegels he's doing. I'm like, what does that do for your fitness?'m a i'm a t-boy right now dude t-boy i'm do you go sign up for that gym yeah i did sign up for that gym solid gym i'm i doubled my runs nice i'm running up to five minutes i was running and i think you do have to get in peak

physical condition sometimes you just listen to the Rocky music a lot? Dude, when you see these people that I really, I mean, everyone has made this point, but I legitimately do feel that testosterone is a key component for like not being a, for like not letting people take over your brain. Fighting the good fight. We should get a testosterone sponsor. Dude, I don't need any. My testosterone sponsor is the fucking chin-up bar, brother.

It's the good fucking lord up there. My fucking testosterone sponsor. Lord and savior himself. Yeah, so I'm getting fucking yoked um but even even also it's a little in our culture because i've been saying americans are so much more confrontational than canadians like what we're used to in america people will you know ask you to do a show or something and i go ah you know i can't because i'm busy on this thing and i'm working that day and then you like see them around the city and they're like,

Hey, what's up? I thought you said you're busy today. And you're like, yeah, I was lying. Who calls people out on this? Dude.

If I, if I, if I said like, Hey, you want to come work with me today? And they go, I can't. And then I saw them walking by.

I'm like, I'm getting, I don't know. At the very least, I don't want to get involved. Dude. If I'm, if I'm at a show,

I mean, I wouldn't take it personally to the point where you're like, yo, what the. You're like, you said you were going to the mall. Yeah, they're putting you in these positions. And you go, yeah, I was lying. Like, what are you, out of your fucking mind? You're like, they come up to you. You go, who's this?

Who are you with? Yeah. This is my buddy. You go, I thought you said you were hanging out with your girlfriend. Literally. Literally. Like, if I'm at a show and I go up to, like, at the bar afterwards. And, you know, someone was at the show and they go up to like at the bar afterwards and you know someone was at the show and they come up to me they could say anything they'd be like dude uh these age of

consent laws are too high and i'll be like yeah bureaucrats dude i'm not trying anyways i'm not trying to get involved in people's crazy conspiracies not only does the moon landing not exist the moon doesn't exist and i'll be like buddy you said it i go yeah i've heard that that's that's basically my part i go yeah i've heard that i've heard people say that danny comes in and he goes well if the moon doesn't exist explain this anyway that's okay that's fucking michael winslow's on the episode you know what actually says michael you know michael winslow the guy from police academy and then i saw someone posted he's on america's got talent this year yeah you're like you were a huge celebrity wait wait he's in america's got Talent as a judge? No! Stop it. As a contestant. Shut up.

Chad Zumach posted this yesterday, and he goes, he's like, yeah, whatever. And he's like, on America's Got Talent. Come on. And then, but so he has this whole story where he goes, like, I guess his wife died, because they're like, why? But it's weird, because he goes- Because he's trying to win. That's the thing, because people are like, they go, he has to, you know, the sob story

and all that stuff, and they go, so why aren't you, like, in Hollywood anymore? Because they're all like you know Howie Mandel is like yeah you were like we were equal footing stars in the 80s but Family Matters

is in syndication no no not Family Matters Police Academy oh no you're thinking of Carl Winslow oh no Michael Winslow

the fucking voice dude from Police Academy the guy who does all the voices the beep boop boop just because we do all the voices and then he was like

well my wife died so I had to take care of my kids but he had to do all he had to basically explain every other story other than the fact that like yeah nobody from Police Academy is doing well right now

like it's not like he had to be like oh my wife died and I had to focus on like no nobody from Police Academy besides Bobcat Goldthwait who has like a career

as a director yeah yeah yeah like none of those people are all killing it it's like the bass player from Limp Bizkit and you go hey why aren't you doing good now and he's like honestly i'm i kid me yeah and then but then because he has to make all these reasons up for why he's like i mean it sucks because he's like you know he tours or whatever like doing clubs but he's now on america's got talent you're like can you be a man you stand up yeah he's a stand

up he is a stand-up but he does all these crazy voices. But I'm like, can you be on America's Got Talent when 30 years ago you were one of the biggest stars in the world? Seems like weird. Yeah. Like little weird. Huge. Was he doing the voices? Yes. That's even sadder.

What does he do? Like motorcycle noises and stuff? Yes. And like he does like he does one where it's like a helicopter. And now he's like brought into the. What's the beep beep beep? What does he do? He just I don't know. He does every fucking noise. I don helicopter. And now he's like brought into the. What's the beep, beep, beep? What does he do? He just, I don't know.

He does every fucking noise. I don't know. He just does all these. But so he's brought into the modern world because he has one of those boards or whatever. So he'll go like. And then he'll press the thing. So then it's playing over loops. And then he's like the loop.

And then he goes. Like he just does all these voices. But I'm like, America's got talent. That is so. What is even the end game for that? Like, I guess a Vegas residency. Dude, that's like our body. he goes like he just does all these voices but i'm like america's got talent that is so what is even the end game for that like i guess a vegas residency dude that's like our buddy jj he always has these meltdowns on stage and he moved to vegas and he'll be like i don't he posted this video the other day and he'll be like yelling at the person in the crowd like i don't care let me do my comedy

let me do my comedy that was and then i always always used to film it and then put sad music behind it and send it around to everyone. But to me, that Winslow thing that you're describing, being like, that needs some sad music. That's like the low point. Oh, but it is. It does have sad music, though, in the way America's Got Talent cuts it up. It's like a sad.

No, no, no. But I'm saying his performance should have sad music. Oh, yeah. He's coming out. I mean, if you're 60 and you're like, oh, shit, that was like my favorite guy. What's he doing now? Auditioning to be lower than a lot of our friends, essentially. Yeah.

But he comes out. But he is a head. Like, he headlines club. What kind of sounds does he do? Oh, he's a club headliner. He still headlines club. People, like, I know who he is. All right.

What kind of sounds does he make? In Canada, he he was making the rounds uh everything he can do everything give me an example like he could do a helicopter it's like like it sounds like it's really good sweet is that but he's his comedy yeah he's just like you know beep i don't know i can't do voices i was the biggest man and i was the biggest celebrity in the world. Here's the thing. 80s cultural icon Michael Winslow made an emotional comeback on America's Got Talent. I just found it so funny. So they're spinning it like it's positive. No, it is.

And here's one. People. Widowed Police Academy star on why he auditioned. But you're like, no, it has nothing to do with the widowing. It sucks, obviously, that you have to take care of your kids. You're not Rick Moranis. That was Rick Moranis' story. Rick Moranis did leave Hollywood on top.

They were like, please do our movies. And he's like, no, I gotta take care of my kids. Michael Winslow was maybe like, here's an eighth role in something that he maybe turned down once. This is the fucking... He's known as the... The guitar tech from Eve 6. He's known as the man

of 10,000 sound effects. So he can do 10,000 sound effects. He was in Spaceballs. I'm sure a lot of them are fucking getting a little similar. Like helicopter. Helicopter flying low. Yeah.

But he straight up just disappeared. He didn't disappear. It's just like that's what happens in entertainment. Where you go, you were like a cultural phenomenon. But your thing was so specific that you can't be like, oh, I'm going to be in a drama now. You're going to be law and order. You're like, no, you're the voice guy from Police Academy. That is it.

Yeah, you can never not be. You can never not be in a drama where he shows up on a soap opera and they go, I can't believe that you killed my wife. And he goes, I cannot believe that you cheated on me. And he's like, I didn't want to cheat on you, but she just came down in her helicopter. And as I was about to have sex with her,

you were supposed to mow the lawn and someone else had to mow the lawn. And I had to drive over here in my car, and the wind started... And then I drove a horse. He was so big that he presented an Oscar. Wow. That's how big of a star he was at one point.

Yeah. Now he's presenting an oscar de la jolla knockout punch to his career yeah that's uh oh yeah he's like i mean he was just a matt he had a fucking uh album on island records called i am my own walkman he he was like guy was killing he was killing it the voice game was hot back in the day oh he was i mean it would be funny for him too because like even if he did stand up, if he tried to not do the voices, people would be like, yo, where the fuck the voice is at? Like, give us like he can't even like he's a funny guy. But you're like, you're just the voice guy.

Very interesting. On the topic of getting jacked, there's been a lot of articles that came in, came through this week about, you know, the like the body positivity stuff's been really popping this week. Yeah. And the first thing that made me laugh, this I actually just saw on my own. Do you know what Jack's Films is? Jack's Films? Yeah.

So it's like a big YouTuber or something like that makes these videos. He posted this photo and he goes, Thank you very much, everybody. You ruined my wife's day by calling her fat she looks at the comments and you ruined her day i hope you're happy thank you very much uh and blah blah blah blah he goes on and i always every time i see that stuff i'm always just like what are you doing well i'm looking your photo I mean, yeah. Easy. What do you want me to tell you?

No, I believe that. I understand that. But it's like, she's like, your husband is like a YouTuber and like, what do you think comments on YouTube are like? Yeah. My point is though, like you were too knee deep in drooling over a photo, but to like, my point is that if you ever post, if I was a girl and my boyfriend ever posted that shit publicly, I'd be like, what are you out of your mind?

Like it was literally like one comment or a couple of comments being like, yo, she got fat. And then legitimately a mil. And then he posts for his millions of followers be like, all you people are calling my wife fat. Just so you know i freaking love her and you made her cry and it's like oh it's just so bizarre you think she just has access to his fucking twitter and she no i think she would hate this and there was another guy who's

every once in a while there's a guy i'll do that he posts his big wife and he goes he goes just so you know i love her despite the fact that she is fat. And even I actually like it. And I don't even see weight and this kind of shit. I don't even feel weight. Yeah. If I was a girl, I would just be like, what are you doing? But the funny one that came in and said, plus size travelers speak out about flying while fat.

Yeah. And this article is the things that they're asking for it's like when you write these things down it's just making me laugh so airlines and resorts roll out the red carpet for people with traditional bodies full figure fashion influencer says but when i'm traveling by the way for people with traditional bodies do you find that when you go to an airliner resort really roll out the red carpet for you. Instead of spitting on you like the fucking scum you are for flying commercial. And 42% of the world's fat.

So imagine being like in the 42% of fat people and seeing a skinny person. You go to a resort. They're just like, roll out the red carpet. Where with me, they have to roll out support carpets so I don't wreck the beams, which are not strong enough. Load-bearing carpets so i don't wreck the beams which are not strong enough load-bearing carpets yeah it's but what do you they're really the i swear to god i thought that stuff was calming down a little bit i think the fat positive stuff is like ramping up because it is the fastest growing group out of all the groups like you're never gonna have no pun intended right maybe like

mexicans are growing a lot because they have kids more and maybe like a lot of immigrants or something, but they're still probably whatever, 10% of the population. Like fat people are 42% of the population and could easily be like 65% of the population pretty soon. Oh yeah. If McDonald's brings back dollar days, that'll be at 45%. Cause women are 51% or whatever it is, right? A little over 50 for some reason. And fat people are coming.

They might be the largest. Wait, did you just say that women are a majority of all people? You don't know that, that there's more women than men in the world? I was led to believe that they are victimized minorities, Ryan. There's more. No, I knew that. Yeah, yeah. For some reason, they make more girls than guys.

I don't know. Don't ask me. I didn't know. Don't ask me i didn't know don't ask me god was god wasn't paying attention that day i guess the future is female yeah so i said but while i'm traveling and i have to ask for a seat belt extender for an she so they're rolling out the red carpet for you but when she's traveling they have to ask for a seatbelt extender or for an extra large hotel bathroom. I feel like I'm getting the unwelcome that.

Yeah. No, it's so funny, though, just from like because basically they say all seats should be like all seats on airplanes should be accommodating fat people. Yeah. And like so airplanes are like a fixed size. Yes. Right. So they're not making new airplanes.

So essentially, like if say like, I don't know, United Airlines tomorrow goes, okay, you know what? We need to accommodate fat people. We don't want to raise the prices of our seats because that would be unfair, but we're going to basically remove seats. And, like, their stock would crash because people would start being like, okay, so you're selling less seats, making, like, less, like, the idea that they go, oh, these companies should just lose all this money. Well, it always goes back to, I was saying that, you know, when they weigh you on the

plane in other countries, but in America, it's like, this is such like Western bullshit. This is what they were doing. It's a Western, it's a specifically Western problem. Well, a Thai airline, it is a, you're right. It is a specifically Western problem, but this Thai airline came out. This is how they're dealing with it. You're right, it is a specifically Western problem, but this Thai airline came out. This is how they're dealing with it.

They said, airline bans fat people from flying business class. And legitimately, well, in America, there's like a million articles being like, can you believe they won't just have seatbelt extenders on hand and we should be able to have two seats? They break down the seats. Thai, they go, airline bans fat people from flying and they said basically they go we have new air bags and because of the system if your waist is bigger than 54 they don't work so then you're not allowed to go into business class crazy 54 that's a big way that's a big way the strong views came from research in the uk travel website saw one of 10 passengers saying they had endured an uncomfortable flight because the passenger they sat next to was overweight. So it's legitimately the opposite on the other side of the world.

Where here, if you're overweight, they're saying, like, can you believe the overweight person had to deal with this? In Thai, they're saying, hey, can you believe the person beside the overweight person had to deal with this yeah like they're saying like can you believe i had to sit beside a hundred pound guy and they go we're so sorry and then in america it's like can you believe i had to sit beside an 800 pound person they're like you're a bigot and the airlines are big yeah you know it's crazy i'm reading this article they say so southwest airlines says that they go southwest airlines has a policy where you can proactively purchase an extra seat for your comfort if you're too fat.

Well, that's what's going on, yeah. But then they'll refund you at the end of the conclusion of the trip. They'll refund you the extra seat cost. If you prove that you're fat. But so, like, if I, like, I want more room. Like, I have no problem. I honestly think I saw that, and that's...

And so what? And then I go to the gate and I go, hey, I got this second seat because I don't want anybody beside me so I can start out. No. Yeah. No, you have to. Yeah. Because I go, hey, I'm too fat.

And they go, I don't know. You don't seem too fat. Like, is it just like, like, are they going to weigh me on like the fucking baggage thing? They go step on this baggage thing for a second. I mean, you break it and then they go past test. Here's your refund. But it's just like, what? So they have a company policy where they go, just eye them up.

If you think they're not fat enough, don't give them the refund. They can't. If they pull out measuring tape. You know what I mean? But like, what's the metric here? They go, what's your BMI? They're like, how funny is that, though? No, no, no.

Or they just straight up say, if you bought the extra seat, they gave you the refund. Jokes aside like you don't you don't know why they're doing that no I know why they're doing it yeah so you it's so you don't if you buy two seats

and then you you get a free seat and then you don't take the flight that's the reason they charge you for it what do you mean don't take the flight

okay so I mean but that's a seat that they could have sold yes but the thing is they're saying if you're fat we'll give you an extra seat but you have to actually take the flight yeah if you bought a flight and you missed your flight for example yeah we're not refunding

you your fat seat or yeah yeah that's the whole thing that's what they're saying yeah that's fine no but that's that's the reason for this policy but i'm saying if you're on a packed what they're saying. Yeah, that's fine. No, but that's the reason for this policy. But I'm saying if you're on a packed flight, they're like, okay, we could have sold this ticket that you're now taking for free for $500. And they're giving it to you for free as long as you take the flight, which most people do. Understood. Yeah. So it's not that like.

No, but that's all. There's no, you have to be, they're not checking if you're fat. I know, I know, I know, I know. Yeah. So it'd be hilarious if you go there and they get the measuring tape out and they measure, they have to measure your thigh. But so this person and they said they're like, the problem is and I think that was a perfect way to put it. The difference between America and like the Western world and the other world, their world is like, can you believe this person that's inconveniencing everyone because they're so fat. And in America, or, you know,

the Western world, it's, can you believe these airlines don't make, you know, don't bust down the stall door and make two stalls into one? Yeah. I mean, well, yeah, in Asia, essentially, too, it's like they don't have people who look like that. And then they said in the article, like you said, they go, only

their big gripe is they go, only one airline is able to is giving you a free second seat because you're fat so go on southwest every time yeah like why are you like but maybe i don't want to go on so well but they're like well i want to fly to england and they don't fly to england you're like well that's too fat for england too bad yeah i mean again it's like you know everybody can have something where they go like i demand concessions but you can't make concessions for fucking every person otherwise you cannot have a society also a lot of these planes were probably built 15

years ago and everyone's a thousand times fatter dude you know how many planes you fly on are built in like the 70s exactly and everyone wasn't a million pounds so they go this tiktok star says ill-fitting seat belts inside they so this size inclusive tiktok star and there's a lot of those um they did a big video that went viral where they go around and they show how hard it is to be like a fat person flying and they showed themselves like squeezing in the tiny seats and the ill-fitting seatbelts and the side-jabbing armrests, they said. And those are just a few discomforts that you have

of flying well fat or flying well tall or flying well anything. They said, I love traveling, but having to cram into these small plane seats gives me anxiety. Like I said, flying blows well normal. Unless you're flying first class, it sucks. Yeah. The studies show that they have 7 million views on their Traveling as a Fat Person social media series

and it pokes fun at the limited amenities and all the things they have to do. So it is like basically pretty funny. It's like, how am I not supposed to laugh at these things? She did a video of how hard it was where she went through, got stuck in the doors.

She's rolling down the airport. She doesn't like someone gets the margarine to fucking free her from the door standard day to go to the airport she got stuck in the cab i mean like honestly bumping into a pin and then she deflates like selfishly i'm like sure i hope they get everything they ask for as long as it doesn't increase like i would love to just show up to a flight and they go hey all their all their seats are first class now. Fat people complain. They go, okay. Yeah. Sweet.

So Southwest does it and they go, but this inclusive approach is counter to the industry norm. And that's why I'm like, yeah. So it should be like, hey, problem solved. You know, Southwest is the one you could take. And they said, I've literally had to shove myself into a, when they go to the hotel, I've had to, you know, been wedged in the tight areas of the bathroom.

And they had to shove themselves into the suites restroom in order to use the facilities. I've even heard some plus size people say they've had to be cut out of hotel showers because they're too small. But I'm like, I love how like you need to get cut out of a shower, and you go, there's something wrong with the showers. It's not a wake-up call at all. Like, you go,

it's the showers that are wrong here. It's not, there's nothing here. Isn't this fucking shit where you go, how is that not a wake-up call? It's like, how, you know when you say you have to take principles to their extremes? When you can't leave your house without a helicopter, like, is that a point where you

go, they don't make fucking helicopter harnesses big enough. You know how hard it is to take down a wall so that I can leave my, like, you remember like those shows where someone got so fat, they were like stuck in a room or whatever. And they're like, and then they're like, yeah, you know what? Modern construction standards are not designed with the fact that one day I'm going to have to get through my door frame

but it's too small. Yeah. And so they need to remove the wall. And it's like such a pain and he has to remove a wall. So these are the demands. You need wall reform.

Yeah. And these are the demands that they make. So we'll say if we think of them. They go, here are five traveling changes that they demand. And they said, size size inclusive seat belts i think that's fine yeah

that's fine they have those extenders yeah they just want seat belt extenders that's fine i don't think that's you know you're not crazy they go said durable decor which means a bed that won't break yeah try to enjoy a sweet dream uh trying to enjoy a sweet dream can be a nightmare for someone whose fear of hotel beds furniture won't support their weight that is crappy that every time you go to a hotel like how many again if you go to a hotel and broken fucking four beds yeah like yeah like exactly we're living in a skinny man's world why don't you learn to weld and just bring your fucking gear with you How big do you have to be to break beds

Yeah that's like Speaking of someone who is a large man I'm like I've never even You've only broken a bed for fucking Go go go go go Go go go go go I remember She's like help help

You're like no one can help you now. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Every time Danny has sex, his downstairs neighbor just says drywall falling on his head. Yeah, that's... Again, you're like, you're breaking... Your neighbor comes up, he looks like powder.

You ever see the movie Powder? Ashy Larry. Holy shit. He goes, are you powder soot he goes are you Powder and he goes no I'm actually not Powder

you're ruining my home but yeah seriously like there's one thing you know you break the you've broken a chair before

comically but it's like every time you check into a hotel you're like you're breaking beds like if anything like the hotels should put you on some sort of blacklist where you're like, you're like, you keep breaking our shit.

It's like we lose money for you to stay here. You break all of our stuff. Like, I would fucking. I don't know. Here we go. And then you storm out after you break the bed. You like look at the cashier. You go bigots.

Bigots. And then it's the slowest storm out in the fucking history of storming out okay well i hope you're blue she falls again at the counter you don't have like i'm all for like accessibility and all that stuff but like there is a like a degree to which you have to be like okay this isn't like this isn't like ramps for fucking people in wheelchairs we're talking about here. They're literally saying

they should tear down hotels and redesign them. Like, literally, you'd have to tear down every room and redesign them. So the- I mean, like, what do you, like, how do you,

so yeah, you straight up, like, if you own a hotel, you go, okay, so we have to bring in, like, a welder and go room to room reinforcing every bed. Just reinforce.

They're all, you have to be steel frame, just re steel frame reinforcement. Every guy. Yeah. Like we're literally with a welding mask going door to door, just like reinforcing all the chairs. Yeah.

Everything just, you have to reinforce the whole world. Yeah. Uh, roomier restrooms The close quarters Of the standard hotel bathrooms Often make full figure travelers

Flush with anger Because they made the restrooms before everyone got so fat So they think they should have bigger restrooms I mean you know That one I like a nice spacious restroom How about we give them that one Sometimes you get into a restroom And you go Spacious restroom I'll give him How about we give him That one where you go

Sometimes you get into A restroom And you go Little tight I'll say it The other way is a tall New York is Yeah

You know they're Having this problem As a wide And I'll tell you what I'm having this problem Sometimes as a tall Absolutely Where I go in there

And I'm like My knees are fucking Touching the thing Dude you know how many Flights I've taken Where literally my knees Are just digging into Like a metal fucking piece

Alright So we can agree That we'll give them that where we go room your restroom some places are pushing it with how small their restrooms are yeah and then they said roll out the robes so hotel finery they said the complimentary robes are too small I've I tried I don't never wore I think when we were ever I I think when we went to Austin I tried to because we were staying in a nice hotel and I was like you know I'm gonna take this robe for a spin it was like me wearing a fucking like piece of toilet paper like it was like i was like this isn't for fucking any it's that guy in a little jacket yeah dude it was like tiny i'm just like but i'm like this just isn't

for it's for like chicks it's yeah yeah you if you are not robes are not for guys it is one thing well this is probably a chick, but it is one thing saying that, all right, you're like, the bed's going to stop. You go, I can't fit in the bathroom, and I keep breaking the bed. And then they go, okay, well, maybe we'll think about that. And you're like, also, the robe doesn't fit.

You go, shut the fuck up. Can you imagine if you did? You reinforced the bed. You brought a construction team in, and then you reinforced the bed. You tore down construction team in. And then you reinforced the bed. You tore down the thing. Made a bigger bathroom. And you go, are you fucking happy we just spent a gazillion dollars?

You go, well, no, I'm not happy because the robe doesn't fit. You go, I'm about to rain your neck right now. The best part would be like you go get your bill. And there's like a fucking like 4% surcharge for all these renovations. You go, I'm not paying this. Also, if you make these crazy robes then when regular people go there they put on the robe they're like i can't wear this like regular people be like this is an unwearable robe it's like i'm wearing a fucking duvet cover like it's like i can't wear

this so this stuff yeah people have been sending a bunch of these and then there's one more uh oh my god sorry he's got something what has he got That's a happy Daniel The last one the excursions are for everybody You go snorkeling ziplining And bungee jumping You're 500 pounds you want to make bungee Jumping more inclusive are you fucking crazy That like there's one thing

To be like look I can't fit in a Fucking airplane seat But you go wait they need to make bungee jumping? Do you have any concept of physics? You want to jump off a bridge at 500 pounds? With some fucking guy in

Ecuador that's basically barely fucking reasonable as is. You're like two regular people died last month. And you're just fucking, like your issue with bungee jump yeah like no shit ziplining restriction there might be an issue with it literally says snorkeling ziplining you have to hold on to the thing dude but even you still dude bungee jumping like imagine you're just like yeah i can't go bungee jumping. I'm 500 pounds. You go, yeah.

You have no shit. What are you talking about? I mean, I guess get more bungee cords. Can you believe this? Can you believe this? That bungee jumping isn't inclusive for normally obese people? Imagine fucking leaving your hotel room. You just broke your bed.

They brought in the cavalry to pull you out of the bathroom. And you go, well, I need you to. They come in, the bed's broken, you're in the bathroom. You go, I need you to bring in two construction team so they can take down the wall because I'm stuck in the bathroom and I'm late for my bungee appointment. You know what? This day's been rough, but you know what I have to look forward to at least? The bungee jumping or later today. You go for a fucking bungee jumping. that's how you go you know what honestly i was like a little on board with this stuff and then you started making demands for bungee jumping as a morbidly and i'm like fuck off like

how they have to bring in because they they fell in the bed they go hey you know it's also like a i need you skydiving is... They don't make parachutes for people our size. I need you back. I need you to kick me out of here before four because I got my bungee jumping appointment at 4.5. I'm actually curious. I'm going to look this up right now.

What do you think the heaviest person to ever skydive is? Your mom. Over 500 pounds? Okay, I'll guess. Yes, 450 is the biggest person to skydive. Can a 400-pound person skydive? Most skydiving centers will say their weight limit for a tandem passenger is approximately 2 to 220 pounds for women and 230 to 250 pounds for men. Sexist.

I'm at the fucking edge of being able to skydive. 20 racist women and two 30 to two 50 pounds from sexist. Yeah. So they're very like, I'm at the fucking edge of being able to skydive. Oh my God. Well, okay. Before we move on. Oh my God.

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You just feel better in a nice... Well, Daniel, you mentioned that we have an update on this in Canada. They're changing the name of a huge street downtown. Literally one of the major streets. It was the equivalent of them changing like, I don't know, Bowery

or like Houston Street. Like a huge street in New Yorkork like in toronto dundas street west uh they've city council votes to rename dundas street this was posted yesterday uh and so this street because the dude was like first off he had never been to canada he was like a scottish guy it was like he was a famous scottish politician who was like i guess involved in the slave trade in some capacity uh he was an influential scottish was a scottish politician was opposed to ending the british empire's participation in the transatlantic slave trade when the proposal was brought forth so i don't think he was a slave owner he just was like they're like hey we're gonna abolish this and he's like i don't know like so did fucking abraham lincoln yeah like

abraham they want him done too there's no one a lot of people there was a lot of speculation in the sketch we did where we go daryl sounds sick though and people were like what was that daryl thing it's like well they're just trying to take away everyone like every single person in the world these kind of you know fucking people only think of the bad things about them this but yeah so this is like what in the and everyone voted against this in like the i don't know 1800s at some point in the 1800s all of this is all of this stuff is to not is to do everything you can to not actually help anyone dude all of this fucking like fake fake activist motherfucker shit is just so, you know, whatever upper middle class elite, if you want to say all those words, can pretend that they're still socialists. But it's like reality.

None of these people are fucking socialists. They fucking hate everyone poor. They hate poor people. They hate half the country. So they can be like, no, I'm a socialist for like gender though. I'm a socialist for race. You know, I'm a socialist. I mean, again, this is the height of like, yeah, this dude died in 1811.

So we're basically, and I guess they're saying, look, like they're not trying to hold him to a different standard. But so he was in this, he voted against, he delayed the abolition of slavery in the 1700s. And now they're like, oh, maybe we should rename. Like, nobody, people live on that street. You literally, if you have to do it, it's like you have to do basically what Jesus did. And that's what they want, where they go, hey, we're starting again.

Year one starts now. Yeah. Everything before that, we don't think about anymore. No names in history from before. No nothing. We start again now. But another crazy thing about this is like, okay, so you're doing this.

So, I mean, I can't imagine that every street in Toronto is named after some guy. That's what I'm saying. This never ends. Crazy. But you are, I thought you made the good point and you just said that,

but it's like, if you're a normal person that just has to change your address now and everything, you got to go get a new license. It just like shut up yeah the street you live on doesn't leave me alone doesn't exist anymore yeah and the thing is nobody knew who this guy was like it's like you know you say it's done nobody knew who this guy was okay there's maybe a descent okay so my i have friends growing up who are from dundas, Ontario. They don't know why. So what? They don't have a new city?

New city name? Yes. I guess. Or they're like, no, that's a Toronto thing. You guys can deal with that bullshit. We're keeping our name. Yeah, I mean, it might be tougher to pass this kind of bullshit outside of the city. But it's just like, leave me alone.

Yeah. First off, for everything that's going on in Toronto, like their most locked down city in basically the world, all this issues... And this is what you're focusing on? And this is what you're dealing with right now? Yeah. This is a priority is to name a street.

You're going to spend $6 million. They're estimating at $6 million, which means it's going to be $20. Oh, and you're literally bankrupting the fucking country. They've spent more than anyone per capita. Well, this is a municipal. This isn't federal. But still, it's a fucking... It doesn't matter. It bankrupting the fucking country. They've spent more than anyone per capita. Well, this is a municipal. This isn't federal. But still, it's a fucking...

It doesn't matter. It's all the fucking... Giant... It's the culture of the whole thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. And you go, yeah, let's spend... And it's not going to be $6 million because you're not factoring in the costs that other people will have to do, too.

Imagine you have business cards. Every person that has a business card with Dundas has to change that. So there's a cost of that. And I'm just saying that's a tiny thing. But my point is, it ain't $6 million. The aggregate cost is a business card with dundas has to change that so there's a cost of that and i'm just saying that's a tiny thing but my point is it ain't six million the aggregate cost is but i'm saying they're saying this cost for the city will be six million you're like no that'll be 20 million and then it'll be a hundred for everybody else just like you guys have real problems for people there's people right now that fucking don't have jobs there's people with real problems oh yeah and like like it's i mean it's just there's

probably not many homeless people live on dundas street do you think anyone that's poor right now that like works at fucking mcdonald's trying to feed their family and you come up to them and you go yeah yeah did we did we uh pass any things to make the economy better or like to give me health care and they go better also how many people who live on Dundas street have ever been like, man, you know what? We should maybe like move off. No one knows.

Move off this street. Did you hear that? No one knows. No one cares. But it's like, it wasn't like, Oh, he had a,

he owned 4,000 slaves. He voted against a thing to abolish slavery in the 1700s. And we're going, we have to rename the fucking street. It's crazy. I mean, it's crazy i mean it's crazy because i mean also it's like okay let's well i read a thing never gonna end i've been saying that you know i think people are getting so sick of this fucking shit but it's like so i read this article and just to see the comments are like in canada so they said way more people in ontario

and this is the same here died died of the lockdown than COVID itself. So basically 2,000 people died of opioid overdoses so far and that's up 76% from the year before. Overdoses, poisoning, and alcohol

deaths. And also delayed surgeries had a lot to do with it too. So also an interesting thing that this was in blog to which is a pretty and blog to posted it so i thought for a second i was like oh that's kind of you know and then the comments this you know i saw people going this is a new low even for blog because they they went against the orthodoxy of everything they're allowed to talk about with statistics crazy they didn't even present this in a narrative.

Yeah. They come at it, they go, more young people, this is just a factual piece of information. Mm-hmm. And they go, how dare you draw attention to that? Mm-hmm.

You need, so there's all these- They're all like, what is this, sun? So there was about 90 of these hypocrisies this week. And I'm just gonna read a few of them just to sort of like anyone watching like the fucking corporate press and not knowing that these people are so full of shit are watching any of these like to watch any of this stuff and be like yeah yeah they got us people, big journalists, I have three in a row of 2020 and 2021. And you could say, you know,

Fox News is the same or whatever, but they're playing defense always. So the truth is they don't make as bold claims in the first place because they know that their whole thing is scrutinized. These fucking like orthodox, like liberal,

corporate places, they think they don't, they know that people are pointing out that they're wrong and they don't give a shit. Yeah, they don't care. They don't care.

They just go, you're wrong for like going against us. So first of all, all those lawmakers that were on the plane, they all had, all of those guys

were like, mass is so bad and every single one of them posted you know how they the guys got on a plane to stop them in texas yes yeah and all of those people were recently posting about when the republicans did something similar how this is the fucking going against democracy they all did that all of those people were posting about masks and they're all in a plane without well they think they're morally superior right like they literally think like oh what they did is it's the you know what they were doing was wrong we're like you know exactly good guys so this is actually exactly

then cnn 2020 trump is wrong in so many ways about hydroxychloric here are the facts cnn same writer 2021 hydroxychloroquine helped coronavirus patients survive better that's back to back not like we were wrong cnn a timetable for a vaccine if 18 months is too risky cnn previous disasters show rushing a vaccine could be a colossal stupid mistake cnn 2020 how to speak to someone who's hesitant to get vaccinated of course this these people literally a timetable for 18 months is risky it could be a colossal stupid mistake then both of those things happened and their their new article says why you're stupid why you're racist for not getting why you're racist for not getting the vaccine now that Joe Biden is president, essentially.

So it's like if you fucking still think any of these guys are the good guys, you're cooked out of your tree. Insane. Big Twitter. Big Twitter person. It was like a big headline. Kamala Harris, 2020. Kamala Harris isn't the only person who is leery of rushing the vaccine to market. I won't be taking that shit until long

after people people start dying from a faulty vaccine that trump's rushing yeah 2021 if right wing tv networks would stop politicizing the vaccine and start running pieces about people that regret regretting not being vaccine vaccinated it would help a ton thanks so this is the fucking situation That we're living in right now With these cooked people Oh So

I think people are done with it I was watching So I The last thing we'll talk about I watched the Did you see the Conor McGregor Get his leg kicked in? I saw the

Yeah I saw it He didn't Did he even get his leg kicked? I thought he just fell back he just fell back it was wild the memes were pretty funny on that the the high heel and that's funny yeah it was good i thought that conor mcgregor i thought has done you have to almost think like he kind of how many it seems feels like he's lost a lot of his fights lately right yeah he's he's the probably he's lost as many fights as someone who, with $100 million, you think would lose,

which is all of them. Okay, explain that to me in a second. Because what I'm going to say is, to me, it's like, Conor McGregor seems like the most guy that... Like, it should be over for him. He's not the best anymore. He's, like, clearly not the best anymore.

And I guess that's just what boxing is, where nowadays it's like, who cares who's the best? It's just like, we want to see this guy fight, even if he's not the best anymore and i guess that's just what boxing is this where nowadays it's like who cares who's the best it's just like we like want to see this guy fight yeah even if he's well he sells he's like jake paul essentially he just sells a lot of pay-per-view buys gets a lot of paper but literally it's it kind of at some point no but at some point you need a bit of integrity as like a sport right well he's yes like all of our big fights because fighting we don't even care who's the best it's like conor mcgregor's the biggest one and he's not what would we be ranked in his

division now even not high i mean yeah he's still the biggest draw in the sport but he's but that's the problem is no but can you imagine that like it's still considered a like they refer to boxing in ufp as much as it's a sport it's like it's a promotion like so would you consider this the same as like if yankees were like 15th in the league they're still gonna make the most money and be the most talked about yes and i mean they are like the they are the most you know that you make the most consider it like that kind of and for him my point is it's not like that my sorry my point is that fucking conor mcgregor is a genius yeah dude he's a marketing fucking genius he might be the best in the world yeah genius. Yeah, dude, he's a marketing fucking genius.

He might be the best in the world. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he's the guy who made it where people- He just keeps losing, and then he'll come back, and he'll be like, no one can touch me. He also makes- I like that accent. That's not bad.

That was not good. I thought that was my worst thing. He also makes way more money than the guy he's losing to. Yeah, I know. Just because he sells tickets. But he goes, no one can touch me. You know, all this stuff. Like, a toy, a toy, a toy. no one can touch me you know all this stuff like a toy to toy to toy no one can touch me he's like i'm the best i'm gonna wreck your brain and then he loses and then he comes back again no one can even come close he

was literally talking shit while he was fucking like they're your wife is in mediums yeah we're putting his cast on him yeah kyle Dunnigan was saying about accents, so I'm so notoriously bad at them. And I love Kyle Dunnigan, by the way. But he said, he was like, I think the reason he's so good at accents is because he's really good musically. And I just wanted to shake him and be like,

no, that doesn't help. So this is why I think I'm bad at accents. The same reason that I can't spell. The same reason that I can't do directions. Yeah. The same reason that I can't remember anyone's names. It's just like that part of your brain. All of that stuff is like remembering, you know, like random sequences for no reason almost.

Like, why does it... Why do you imprint... Like, I need to i love how i love how you think drew uh getting directions is remembering random sequences for no reason like getting somewhere it's like what's the point like we would like to get there they don't just i have to specifically try to remember them like i if i go to somewhere 20 times and i was mapping it i still have to map i have to like legitimately like force myself i go to somewhere 20 times and i was mapping it i still have to map i have to like legitimately like force myself to be like okay now it's you know it's a here it's a

here yeah you're the same dude before fucking like google before the iphone and before having a map all the time like i would in my hometown like i would go to places that i'd been many times before you know well my issue with that is i don't make like i think a lot of people make landmarks they like imprint landmarks in their head of how to get some of those i don't i don't i just don't pay attention to any of that stuff so i'll get places and have no idea how i got there me too yeah i don't remember and i think well yeah me and you're similar the only difference is you think you're good at it yeah i know you just admitted it now but you'll be like no now now i'm good when you're rushing but the i've so i think all those things are related

and that's why i can't do accents but i can understand i can i can remember like people because it like imprints in my brain what they're like and i could describe i feel like i can get people's heads pretty good but i can't mimic their like actions like a like a fucking snake where you just like like an alien that you just start and you start moving like michael winslow michael winslow's probably a killer actor. He must be so fucking good at that. He does it in Scottish. But so at the Conor McGregor fight, Trump was there, right?

Yeah. And people were all like fucking posting photos with him. And it was like, oh, you know, whatever, right? People love him there. Of course. Oh, yeah. And Addison Rae, who's like the hugest tiktok star she basically someone tried to come out and they go we found her voting history and she voted for

trump got her and she's like cowboy hat wearing from wherever right yeah and everyone's and then she came out and she was like no i didn't or whatever and then she was at the thing and she's trump's walking by her and people are posting photos like big like you know huge accounts or like why we need to cancel her because she's beside trump and it was just like i honestly feel like every every normal person with this like mccarthy shit of like denounce this denounce that blacklist for everybody blacklist for everyone because and this is one thing where it's not the same on the other side no one's no one's saying hey blacklist this guy they voted for biden in a fucking republican town not the same on the other side. No one's saying, hey, blacklist this guy. They voted for Biden in a fucking Republican town.

This is exclusively happening the other way, where they go, you're blacklisted from Hollywood. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. So it is one of those things where I think everyone's done with this shit, where even fucking every liberal person I know is not like, I don't care if Tim Allen voted for Trump. So this idea where they think that they can just you know get uh bully people into submission by canceling them if they're associating

with the wrong fucking politician but it's like i think we're done i think that's i think that's losing its power and i think that if this was three years ago it would have been a lot harder whereas now everyone goes shut up yeah well i mean the idea that you're like wait you were trump walked by you so now we should take your livelihood i think a lot of people are like kind of it is the idea working through what that actually means and they're like yeah that seems a lot shut up that doesn't seem like really something we should be doing in america yeah it doesn't but it is and on that note this week we got a ton stuff. We're going to talk about Aziz Ansari's new show, Without Him. We're going to talk about The Cause.

And then we got some cool Patreon questions. And we're going to talk about Iman, how he's a fan. Article about Tucker Carlson. But anyways, support the Patreon. We're at 700 now, which has been awesome podcast grows every week which legitimately makes me super happy i was telling ryan before this i was a fucking had some cops walk up to me and they were like yo and i was like oh shit yeah and they're like like the podcast no people i got stopped uh yesterday when i was uh running and a guy said or two days ago

when i was running and he said he was listening to it but i was like like, you know, I told you I'm getting yoked right now. So I was shirt off. I was sweaty. I'm fucking running. I'm just like, oh, thanks brother. And he was like, so when do you, oh yeah, I guess he'd be listening cause he listens, but he was like, Hey, so when do you do spots in the city? And I'm like, oh, kind of every night.

All right. Thanks. Good to meet you, brother. And he was like, oh, uh, so what's your, and I'm just like, dude, I'm fucking like, you gotta get, it's the forest. I'm fucking sprinting right now. Dude, it's the Forrest Gump thing where he's like, you look back and there's 10 people following you running.

Yeah, yeah, they're running with you. I go, yo, dude, I'll keep talking if you run with me, but I'm fucking getting yoked. That's funny. Well, yeah. Thanks for listening. Patreon.com slash the boys. Guys, support the sponsors too. Peace.

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