The Boyscast with Ryan Long - BRO-SOCIAL LOW VALUE MALES?

Episode Date: December 3, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever The boys cast, the fucking dogs are back. You know what it is, we don't know why we're telling you What is it? This is, well, it's a Is the correct response what it is, or what is it? There's two parts to that. And the first part is this is a special day for all of us.

Yeah. Because as you know, I've been making predictions. The Demi Lovato and representative of other crazies of the world. Yeah. I've been saying that,

you know, these people shouldn't be out there talking about politics. They shouldn't be talking about, you know, what we can do as a country. These people you mean crazies? The crazies. There's no situation

where Demi Lovato is going to have the answer to the economy's problems, the racial strife in this country, the gender divide, and what to do about it. But what she can do is hunt for aliens. Oh, definitely the alien hunting. The problem with the crazies too is

they are the most opinionated. They're the most opinionated. They're the ones who think they have all the answers. And forever, you know, the college girls of the world, there was always some of them that really wanted to tell you how to run the world. But there was a good sect of them that were very focused on astrology, for example. Oh, I love astrology. They were focused on astrology, telling you what your sign means. They were focused on crystals, for example. Yeah. they were focused on astrology telling you what your sign means they were focused on crystals for example yeah and these are good things crystal

exactly and they're great things for girls to be focused on we go listen we go i have something for you to solve yeah and you go poke over there yeah what are the spiritual healing qualities of this crystal exactly she goes i have something that i have some things i want to tell you about the economy and you go i have i'd love to get to that but we have a bigger problem i just got this bucket of crystals it's not even that you go i'd love to hear about which crystals are going to save the economy just just tell us which crystal selection we need to put on our on the the desk of the fucking Jerome Powell. So the economy gets saved.

Just figure, figure out the right crystal selection. That's so funny. Imagine what would you do if you fucking saw, no, what would you do if you like Jerome Powell, like saw a photo of him and he had like the fake fool's gold that my, that my girl got in fucking Texas or whatever.

Good for the economy. He goes, wait, is he doing the fucking prosperity fool's gold stone? He's so desperate. He's so backed against a corner. He has no idea. He's just like, I have no idea.

His wife's like, you've tried all the other things. Just try what I said now. Try the crystal. You know what? If it doesn't work, just humor me and try the crystal. Try the crystal. But you get up in front of Parliament or Congress or whatever, and you go, listen, I've... Like right before, he's just holding the crystals. He's rubbing them as he goes, look, inflation is transitory.

I'm telling you, it's temporary inflation. It's so crazy. It's just my work. I have this crystal that's about to solve it that was given to me by Mrs. Powell. Well, Demi Lovato, she's been looking for aliens right now, and she's hot on the trail. Aliens are actually, that's the thing. If you're an alien right now and you heard Demi was up,

because they've been sitting comfortably, even when it starts to come out, when there was, you know, what's that place that all the aliens were? Area 51. Area 51, for example. They were always hot on the aliens' trails, right? But they were never actually able to crack the case.

No, no. And they're always like, oh, it was a weather balloon. The government's got a lot of answers. The government's sort of covering for them, but the government doesn't know what to do really now that Demi's on the case, right? So Demi Lovato's out there, and they were like, fuck. We've been hiding this from the people forever,

and Demi Lovato's ready to get to the bottom of it. So they're shaking in their boots at the government, right? She got out there with fucking Tom DeLonge. Tom DeLonge, well, he's probably so happy. He's like, finally, some of the big guns are coming out. Yeah, he goes, I'm just, I'm not a big enough celebrity. And he goes, yeah, so this is what Demi Lovato, this is some of the updates that she's made.

You've made contact. I have made contact. It's not been in like the ET phone home type of sense, but I have made contact by meditating and looking up and seeing things in the sky that weren't there when i started meditating so now that you this is huge fucking news yeah i mean stars like moving stuff she's the type of person who would see a satellite or like a plane and be like look at that star right there it's moving so fast across the sky she's chatting to aliens when she meditates that's the thing so she goes like this i mean i know some hippies who believe that too

though they think they're chatting to aliens there's people who are like they think the universe is sort of the situation there are people who believe that like once you really max out meditation it's you can make yourself essentially achieve the same state as like taking acid or dmg whatever like they're like you straight up or like you're like i i don't take acid because i can just trip once i hit this i don't need to i'm so good at meditating and yeah yeah no but literally i've heard that from people where they go like i can make myself just go and then what happens is you get in touch with the aliens yeah but it is funny though they go so big.

Or you're just breathing so deeply that you're just so close to passing out. It also sort of is taking the easy way out, too, where they're like, okay, we got this new show. And you're going to go hunt for aliens. And she goes, she just closes her eyes. And she goes, I'm one step ahead of you. I'm actually chatting with them right now. I got them on the horn. Found them. She's like the equivalent of like remember

that crossing over guy from back in the day when he's talking to dead people yeah yeah and he goes he goes hold on let me just chat to them they say they're they're good and you go okay is that it those guys are incredible that guy was the best one i like the idea of just going to a like a medium and then make up people you go yeah my like grandfather just died two days ago even though both your grandfathers are alive at the time and you get him you you get that guy chatting they'll all give you a thing that guy oh yeah well that's the thing the guy guys are no you have to go to a guy one now because i've been told i think ricky velez is the one who told me this that all the the um the fortune tellers a lot of them are just actually fucking tugs.

They're fortune and tugs. You mean the ones in the East Village? They're on the street. How many times have we had this conversation? We go, how's this place in business? That's how they're in business. They're all tugs. You get a fortune and tug. Do you know that?

He seemed very convinced. He's been like a New Yorker. It's weird that you would think that they wouldn't be like, you know what, we did not know. He seemed very convinced. He's been like a New Yorker, New Yorker. It's weird that you would think that they wouldn't be like, you know what? We're going to give you a massage, a fortune. Like, why not bring them all under the umbrella? Well, that's the thing. You go, you know, I'm going to give you a massage. You're like, well, I'm going to give you, no.

Yeah, well, they should give you a massage with your fortune. But they go, you know, I'm just in your past. You go, do you see anything hard in the very near future? Seems like, honestly, like a Nathan for you or something. I'm just in your past you know do you see anything hard in the very new future seems like honestly like a Nathan for you or something like yeah you're like yeah I'm like my massage business is not doing well enough you know your fortune or whatever any of them you have you considered adding like fortunes and tugs have you considered adding tugs to your real estate empire your construction business it turns out I'm just a prostitute and tug but they build your house

for like eight months and then at the end of the eight months... Yeah, like once they get all the permits, they go, yeah, this is the last part of it, and just jerk you off. Just sign this form, and just do one more step, and the house is yours. You go, what? Don't you remember? It's our business

for construction in Tug. You know what would be a good one is a notary in Tug. I like it. Because a lot of notaries, all they really do is they're like, there's a million of them and you give them a hundred bucks and they just, they have the stamp.

Why not get a tug while you're at it? But they're like, it's so competitive because there's like, how do you pick a notary? You go, what notary? But if you have a notary, you go, all right,

now that I've done the stamp. Well, Demi Lovato's been out there talking to the aliens. And more important than that, the, probably the second worst type of girls. This is what she looks like if she wasn't. stamp. Well, Demi Lovato's been out there talking to the aliens. And more important than that, the, uh, probably the second worst type of girls. This is what she looks like if she wasn't. You know Amy Siskind?

Yeah, yeah. That's what Demi Lovato... We talked about her recently. Yeah, exactly. We were on blast. Yeah, if you're watching. Well, she's the worst of the worst, right? It's almost like... Do you know the people that just 100% went all in on Trump and you know, and now they're selling like

freedom blank paper and it's like blank paper if you like freedom like socks if you like the constitution of course just all this stuff right yeah but it's like hers is worse in my opinion because she's just 100 like uh at least the like if you like freedom guys or the constitution thing it's not the repercussions of it aren't so bad well they pick a like freedom guys or the constitution thing it's not the repercussions of it aren't so bad well they pick a thing where it's like it's it's similar to how they go the anti-pedophilia stuff where they go what you're like against freedom they take these things where like you can't be against them but then they wrap all their bullshit in like alongside of it and then you go what you're against freedom and you're like no i'm not against but all this

other stuff you're getting pretty wacky with yeah and i'm even more saying just like the corniness element of it rather than but this girl so the pretty funny if you check out her uh uh twitter she's the ultimate she's kind of like occupied democrats where it's like retreat if we treat of trump's orange yeah yeah of course you know quote tweet if uh he's an asshole yeah it's like or like like if he's orange or that's what it is yes all right i messed up that whole analogy the little vote i felt like i was walking the plank because i was doing it too i was really disappointed in myself i should be able to do this i was muttering on my words but maybe this guy and she so basically there's this account like defiant l's and all they do is repost like back to

back people's hypocrisies. And you see them pop up every once in a while. Right. What's going on? Oh, nothing. I'm just. What'd you just have? You just said hypocrisies.

What's that? Uh oh. There's a lot of people right now who are like hypocrisies, philosophies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't hear that word anymore. No, it is bad, yeah. Without fucking wanting to spit, you know? I know.

So she basically, she's done a whole bunch of them. Some of her biggest ones is when she's kind of coming at people being like, anyone who takes the Trump vaccine is a fucking idiot. I would never in a million years. Oh, that is by far the best. That's the biggest hypocrisy thing, right? Oh, my God. Like Kamala, she's like, I would never take a vaccine years. That is by far the best. That's the biggest hypocrisy thing, right? Oh my God. Like Kamala, she's like, I would never take a vaccine.

All of them. Yeah. And then, no, it's not even one thing. It's like the best is that they're now forcing you. They went from like, I would never, not to be like, hey, it's available. If you'd like to take it, go take it. Right. They went from, I will never take it to you have to take it.

Right. So the most of the people you you kind of there's so many people in the world where you're just like i could convince this person to fucking do anything like all these people because there's two ways to look at people like that the one way to look at people like that is to get mad and then the there's three the other way is to look and get funny or to think it's funny and the third way to look at people like that where you're just like dude i could fucking like run the world so easily where you go, how easy would it be to start a cult? Where you go, people like that, if you had their ear for a week, you go, I could convince them of almost anything and they would die for the cult.

Oh, yeah. And you could convince them of stuff that they thought was true a week ago is really not true for the cause right now. So you could get soldiers together if you want to take advantage of the fact that people like this exist right it's called gaslighting it's very effective technique right it's uh i would gaslight them with a fucking uh dutch oven of gas too right you put them under the thing and then you start fucking you know just 10 bean burritos deep and you go this doesn't smell right and they're like that, no. That's a Dutch oven of gaslighting. But she basically goes, they posted a bunch of things back to back with her saying the opposite things. And then she posted a big thing being like, these places are a hub of misinformation.

And they're like, they're just sent their trolls after you. And she just kept saying that they're misinformation hubs, but they do is post your tweets oh that's the yeah like like it's like a joke twitter account but it's it doesn't even like say anything yeah yeah it just says here's the two things that you said and then she goes this place is a bunch of they're posting misinformation is she posts that and they go screenshot save that for later yeah and then we're gonna post it again no that's just an endless cycle yeah totally but you were what did she work for uh she used to be i was looking at everything a little bit some bullshit like that but she she she writes for a bunch of different places, but also she used to be like a hedge fund

person. She was like up there in the finance world and then she left it all behind. Leave it all behind to, you know, change the world with her tweets. Yeah. But you were sort of mad personally because you said you found out there's a new commercial that Santa's gay and you came in huffing and puffing. I was. I was like, I cannot believe Santa's gay.

So you came in, Danny came in, and he goes, what's next? I can't believe that Miss Claus is just his beard. This is what you said to me. You go, what's next? The tooth fairy's Italian? Oh, so first, this is what happens. First, they make Santa Claus gay. Next thing you know, they're making the Easter Bunny a fucking Gentile. It's like I lost my fucking tooth, and under my goddamn pillow is just a big meatball. So yeah, but this was one of the ones where I think that people need to get better and not fallen for these.

Because again, it goes back to my theory of finding it funny. So basically, they did this big commercial and this is in Norway. For the post office. Itway for the post office it's for the post it's like you know what it is like this is like the classic like you just give people like government a budget to do stuff and they're like nobody's really reigning them in or anything and nobody's rating them and this is the only thing they can do where, uh, like from a like political standpoint, they can be like, we're on the right side. Even if you make a mistake.

Of course. So you, you make a mistake and you're accidentally do something in the name of wokeness. You're like in less trouble than if you're accidentally racist. Right. But I wonder if they're meeting with someone was like, what is Santa's gay? And they're like, I love it. And they go, what if he's also Muslim? And they're like, hmm, probably too far.

But they came out. So people are, I think that there's a lot of people posting. I don't know if the backlash was as severe as they want it to be. Because I think people may be. There's no such thing as backlash when it's the government, though. Like you can't, like it's like CBC's backlash is a similar thing. What are you going to do? Boycott them?

Boycott the post office? What are you are you gonna do not pay your taxes like you're gonna fucking eat your gruel and you're gonna like it every time you go to the post office they have a big photo of santa with his fucking stroke in his car just like a massive just like reindeer transplant he's coming down the chimney in a ball gag that's that's where he's going right but i guess the idea for the commercial was um and new york post by the way is so extra sometimes they go uh norwegian clothes puts a ho-ho homo twist on ah yeah they got good this is what new york guy fucking post says i saw mama kissing santa claus and then so someone's writing to santa claus and basically they're saying they're in love with them because they you know all they York guy fucking post says I saw mama kissing Santa Claus and then so someone's writing to Santa Claus and basically they're

saying they're in love with them because they you know all they want for Christmas is Santa to come fucking give him the gears right

and then he's it's a four minute commercial by the way but you know how you give Santa milk and cookies yeah his cookies like the box of

cookies with his he does the popcorn trick with the cookie box Santa's here go open the box open the box Santa cookies with his he does the popcorn trick with the cookie box Santa's here go open the box open the box

Santa oh you're here for your malking cookies yeah yeah it's in my fucking right there Santa grab one oh

oh you like that Santa sounds like two of us are getting a present this year the way they kiss in the commercial too because at the end

they kiss and they're like that's when you really your fucking steam was coming out of your ears. Well no I was just like I was just like so funny because you're like

you'd think it would be like a really like super gay kiss and you could tell it's two straight guys kissing because they're just like they're like Oh you saw it

they were straight people in the roles? Yeah. It didn't seem you didn't do it for it you wasn't believable enough for you to fucking get rock hard.

Which would be a big scandal in Norway that they cast straight people as gay people. I was doing this show this week with like fucking all Italians. Did you do that? No. What? No.

Oh, you went to the Brooklyn Comic Con after. So basically this Italian family rented out the place. I was there, right? I got there at the end of it. Full Italian family and they rented out the- Dude, they're like tracksuits and stuff exactly right so it's Chris Scopa

who's in a bunch of the videos very Italian you should have seen this guy he was he knew all the cheat codes he's going up he's doing the equivalent of like

oh we got Dolphins fans in the crowd and I'll speak a little slower right yeah yeah of course but I go he was going hard he knew all the cheat codes

telling he goes at one point he goes ah you got an Uncle Richard here he goes oh we do have. Tell him he goes, he, at one point he goes, ah, you got an uncle Richard here. He goes, oh, we do have an uncle Richard.

He goes, we all got an uncle Dick. He knew that they had a guy named Richard in the family. It's an uncle. That crazy. It's, I don't know. He knew the cheat codes,

but then I go, no, but the uncle Richard, like just, that's a Italian thing. He knew it. It seems like that's a common thing. He knew that they had an uncle Dickie,

man. He knew. Dickie. Yeah. So then also, which I guess is an Irish thing, but for some reason he knew it seems like that's a common he knew that they had an uncle dicky man he knew oh dicky yeah yeah so then also which i guess is an irish thing but for some reason he knew he goes maybe every family's got one for some reason maybe they just call him that i had a pretty funny thing though there was a dad there to kept talking or whatever right now i was like oh this guy's all does saying that he was is he putting in performances some version of that right and then he goes oh buddy my dick's so hard i can hang laundry on it and then i go yeah then you look at the wife and you go hey it's two things you won't touch i was fucking i was i was in like full buddhism right but anyways these guys couldn't have been out yeah they were literally like is like are they like shooting an episode of Sopranos

and this is like the fucking holding for the extras or something I want to tell these guys though let's just fucking show this commercial

they just come up full Italian family just show this commercial you go hey what do you think of this new Santa thing we're gonna show it to your 10 year olds

what do you think Santa comes in he goes the best would be a Guido Santa they go hey how's it going and then he's gay too because they're like yeah we fucking like this and then he goes yo let me fucking suck that

cock of yours they go whoa yeah what the fuck's up hey i'm gonna fucking suck on that little uncle dicky give me a fucking dickie in the back seat, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw them, though. I came in right at the end, and everybody was like, they were horrible.

With the new commercial depicting Chris Kingle as a gay man, the ad, which features English subtitles, has amassed 150,000 views and hundreds of divided comments. So you can say about the gay ad, basically it's fair to say that some people liked it and some people didn't like it. Interesting. That's the takeaway, right? Interesting. Also, I think if you're going to do it this way, they should just

go all in where they go, Santa comes down the chimney, he's got a ball gag in, he jacks off a bunch of guys, his beard's full of cum, he's burning flags. And then they go norway's post office like the best he rips up a constant he rips up the norway constitution he's wearing nine covid masks he's he's send more mail this year he's polyamorous he's demisexual his gender changes every two fucking seconds it's weird that they kind of use the post office, too, because I guess that was more like the government just wanted to put this out.

And they're like, what? Like, who do we attach this to? They knew we wanted a gay Santa thing. But what government do we attach this to? And they go, yeah, I don't know. Like, I'm sure they were like, what? I think it should be for the IRS. Yeah, yeah.

Like the taxes. Yeah, the IRS. Don't forget to pay your taxes this year. Also, Santa's gay. Happy fucking Christmas. Yeah, yeah. Also Yeah, the IRS Don't forget to pay your taxes this year Also, Santa's gay Yeah, yeah Happy fucking Christmas Yeah, yeah Also, and then just pants to Santa

He goes, ho, ho, ho, I'm gay No, this is what they should do Santa comes down, he's gay And then he goes, alright And then they go After the guy sucks him off He goes, Merry Christmas Santa goes, it's happy holidays

It's happy holidays, you fucking bigot Yeah, so also Santa's gay But but also you're not supposed to say. Which, you know what the funny part about these ones are? Because they said, okay, they said post-em, so the post office is an inclusive workplace with a great diversity. The company's marketing director, Monica Soulsberg, said, would you be able to predict that the girl was in charge of that fucking app? No, no. all to predict that the girl was in charge of that fucking app no no she told the lgbtq nation of the commercial which was that which is funny the uh lgbtq nation being like we love the post office now yeah that's the website that's this one uh yeah yeah this is the website the person

was the person marketing directors their whole the whole game of being in advertising is trying to get the awards and stuff like that right and the whole game of getting the awards now is probably being progressive, right? Like there's no industry in the world more than advertising where they just constantly pat themselves on the back. Yeah. I feel like they do stuff with it. I feel like I've seen this before where it's something where it's like Jesus, but then he was gay. And then they probably were like, let's make Jesus gay. And they're like, somebody's done that.

Okay, yeah. But they're like, well, Santa's available.anta's available and the easter bounty can be next year so they go which commemorates 50 years since norway decriminalized hetero they decriminalized homosexuality but i've been saying on stage that america's sort of like the sober friend too and uh because america's always uh getting mad at places like russia that aren't that it's kind of uh illegal to be gay married. And they're always kind of like, oh, they should take their Olympics away, right? And stuff like that.

But it was only illegal in America in 2015. I know. But is that not the most American thing ever? That in 2015, it was illegal. By 2016, they were already yelling at other countries. Totally. And I've been saying that people in america is kind of like the the friend that gets sober and then shows up to the party the next day you guys

are all degenerate yeah he's yelling at everyone found god and you're like you were fucking this is you yesterday you did you post punched a hole through the window yeah of course you're like yeah you hit rock bottom like two days ago which is why you're like this now we can all handle our shit also there's another good one we've been saying because do you know how i said that i have that uh that joke where there's um basically a um a girl that she was like i was crying every day because i was actually should have been a man and i knew i was in the wrong body and it was like that must suck but if you were crying every day, cause you're, and you're a chick, like maybe you were born in the perfect body.

Like maybe God nailed it, right? Like I've been sort of saying that for a bit, but then we were loving the idea of, or me and Colin were sort of joking around. Well, imagine it was the other way of a guy being like, you know, I was born in the wrong body. And every day I just punched a hole in the drywall. And then yeah, just yesterday I beat my wife

because the jets didn't cover the spread but that's only because i'm a chick it's just the old chick me acting up yeah so but this is what i kind of think if you actually are to if you actually to take this at fakes value and go uh from first principles whenever they change characters or whatever. Obviously, there's some degree where you just go, there's obviously you're trying to rub this in my face or whatever, but the other part is, which ones can you actually change? And to me, I feel like if you made Santa any other race or anything like that, you have a good point.

But when you make him gay, though, you go, but he has a wife and all the things. Yeah, yeah. So is he, like, in the closet? So even if he is in the closet, so is now Santa cheating on your wife? Like, you're sort of slandering, you're outing him, if anything.

You kind of, you kind of, I mean, the whole thing. Yeah, because Santa's in the closet. Isn't that the whole thing? You're not supposed to out people. So Santa is getting some dick on the DL when he's like, oh, now he's just going to get some

milk. His wife's like, why'd you go back to deliver presents at Tyrone's house four times? Also, he's like, it's the most wholesome. He's like the most, it's like literally Santa Claus. He like delivers. Not the way Mel Gibson plays him if you watch that movie. No, I haven't seen that. Have you seen that? Yeah, I saw it.

Good? Crappy, but fine. Cra about crappy but good yeah i told i would totally recommend watching that but it's a hunk of shit and he has a wife right well he did and then all the well but i mean we literally last week did an article that you can be gay and the guy was like i'm gay and i have i guess that's what gave him the idea yeah yeah yeah they move fast there they read that article in the new york post and then in a week they had a fucking i think the russia post like they need to do find like some other countries they're super male like the russia post comes out with their articles like santa's super straight you know he comes out he's playing oh there's santa looks like schwarzenegger from like the 80s

like santa russia is fucking like just mega chad yeah so russia should do their certain thing where it's like uh someone comes in and he won't even give presents to homo yeah like he slides down the chimneys and there's two guys cuddling and he goes none of that gay shit and then he goes you know what you get for christmas a bible yeah i mean remember russia like i don't know if they do it a lot anymore but remember none of that gay shit. And then he goes, you know what you get for Christmas? A Bible. Yeah, yeah. I mean, remember Russia? Like, I don't know if they do it a lot anymore, but remember, like,

you would see, here's some wacky commercial from Russia and it'd just be like basically softcore porn. Like, it would be a commercial for, I don't know,

like whatever, some clothing company and then just like naked chicks in it. That would, what do you come out for? Just a straight up commercial and now they're like,

Santa laying pipe. Yeah, yeah. He comes yeah it comes down that's what it would be chimney and it's just like a bunch of like fucking co-ed chicks and they're like and then he just like rails all it's just like college hardcore porn and then he goes russia post office send more mail and then they just that's the russia russia post office sponsored by vladimir putin himself and then he sort of winks at the camera He goes I got your back Anyways finally unable to contain his love They start making out And that's when Danny finally blew his gasket

He calls his mom and he goes you'll never fucking believe it Santa's gay now That's right The Santa black thing is funny because I would say that 9,000 comics have that joke. How many comics have the joke where they go, what if, well, Santa has to be white because you can't let a brother be coming into people's houses. Yeah, of course.

Or, and if Santa was, and then they go, they go through all the different Santas, right? They go, if he was this, he'd be late all the time. You know what I mean? If he was Asian Santa, he'd be late all the time. You know what I mean? If he was Asian Santa, he'd be adding up presents. Do they ever have mall Santas that are non-white? I'm surprised they're not coming for that.

Like they'll have just a black mall Santa? Yeah, for sure. You think they don't have that? I don't know. I'm Jewish. There's pedophiles of every race. I don't know. I feel like that would be pedophiles of every race. I don't know. I feel like that would be such a nightmare, though, if you're a family and you have a six-year-old and your kid sees all the stuff about Santa besides this gay commercial. And you go, let's go to the mall and meet Santa.

And then your kid's like, that's not Santa. No, this is what's good. Oh, I see. You know, your kid, you go like, well, because the race thing. No, but you always, I think any parents tell their kids, their kids they go no that's not santa that's one of his boys he's got a he's got a bunch of people i thought the whole thing is when you go to the mall you're like you're meeting santa i was never told that my parents were like oh no santa has his minions so i'm just sitting on a minions lap then so what's the point of this then i'm getting a

photo with a fucking minion what the fuck am i doing mom i remember i had a lot of things like that i think i might have talked about this like early in this podcast but when the when the tooth fairy was uh kicking when i was young i put my teeth under the the pillow but i didn't tell my mom because i had my suspicions and i was like six and then i woke up in the morning and i came back into i walked into my mom's room and i was like yeah see so I knew you were the tooth fairy because I didn't tell you and I didn't get any things and she was like what you're so weird like she's you know like my mom was like you walk in you go I did yeah yeah I came in you go I fucking busted you well also my parents were like okay well I guess you win because you don't get any more money for your teeth then yeah and I was like no

still you got to pay up. He got busted, bitch. And she was just like, what's wrong with you? Like, just be a normal kid. I remember. And I was like, yeah, well, stop trying to pull the wool over my eyes. I knew your fucking story didn't check out. Yeah, why don't you just stop lying to me?

There's a fairy coming in my window, mom. I'm not fucking stupid. Now give me five bucks. I remember I had a loose tooth and i was like oh this is coming out this is i this is the only thing i remember no no where he comes up he danny comes back into his mom's room he's got all his teeth out you pulled them off i have my grandmother's dentures i go pay up lady it's freaking cashing out no i had one every jewish kid it's fine but they found out you can buy teeth on the black market for 50 cents and you get a buck for them your mom's like uh

you've lost 44 teeth this month people don't have that many teeth something's not quite adding up i don't know but i did jewish kid black market for teeth i think it was a fucking south park episode like a really old South Park episode. Oh, really? I think so, from back in the day where they had some South Park. But I do remember I had one loose tooth and it was just on the cusp of,

and then I woke up, I went to bed, and I was like, this is coming out tomorrow, and I'm getting paid, and then I woke up and it was just gone. And I was like, I woke up and my tooth fell. No money? It was in my mouth. I swallowed it.

Oh. I went to bed, it was just about that your parents came in the middle and i took it out and then you go mom and then your mom looks at your dad she goes never calling honest john parents go i don't know what you're talking about when you went to bed the tooth was gone i remember i was like i remember too i was like i remember like taking apart my bed and stuff too looking for this tooth right what the fuck is this tooth, I was like, what are you talking about? I remember, like, taking apart my bed and stuff, too, looking for this tooth. Right. What the fuck is this tooth?

And then I was like, oh, you swallowed it. Yeah. Oh, that must have hurt you. Were you trying to puke it back out? No, but I was fucking, dude, I was like a fucking, like, drug, I was like a drug mule. I was, like, shitting in a fucking sieve. And then I was just like, it's got to be in here somewhere. It was like a gold fucking panhandler. I was like, come on, it's gotta be in here somewhere. I was like a gold fucking panhandler.

I was like, come on, it's gotta be in here. A Jewish kid. And I was like, I found it. I was like, ah, it's just a corn. A Jewish kid just having a fucking conviction. Did your parents give you the money after all? Probably. Okay.

I don't remember. They go, a deal's a deal. A contract's a contract. Deal is a deal. A contract's a contract. A deal's a deal. Okay, so there's this article on the Reddit that calls everyone low-value males, right? Oh, love the fucking female dating strategy. Not like the high-value males that subscribe to the Patreon, which, by the way, I have a lot of good ideas coming up for the Patreon. Nice.

I was thinking about doing like a Zoom where we Zoom with everyone on the patreon for like five minutes and release the whole thing and get uh that'd be cool yeah like maybe q and a or handle the yeah yeah yeah whatever i had a whole bunch of different ideas but moving on the fucking this article for the that thinks everyone's bro uh low value males basically this, this is what they said. The worst person for ladies, what they do is they give each other advice of men to watch out for. Spoiler alert, it's most of them. And they said,

they have a problem with bros. They said, the homosocial or bro social is the most common low value male. They said, he's the guy who's very bro focused. His priority is the love, respect, and adoration of his fellow bros. Boys. They're calling you low value. They go, any bro at all, rapists and abusers, they don't even care, these type of bros.

They go, they can validate this guy's broness. His self-esteem and image is external to his self. And then he gets met with his needs from his bros yeah so that's their big thing so yeah sounds pretty gay yeah all my needs are met by the bros well this is there's so much to unpack a lot of unpacking happening i'll tell you i've always said even with so first of all i'll say the most simple thing is what this person is really talking about is a young dude yes or like the alternate like the guy who's 35 getting married but he's like in his mind still in college and he's you know like like you you bought a house

with him you're getting married and like you have the wall of all like empty beer cans you're like you know but you're like just all this stuff you have a fucking yield sign like stapled to the wall yeah but most of those guys are with a girl who was still just that also she's still talking about her fraternity days but they never they're like so he's not low value to her that's a perfect match yeah right that's true but you are right it is funny having the guy with the funnel on your mantle like yeah like just all your empty fucking like 40s we and my friends when we used to live in uh the parkdale with the house with all the boys we used to we got rid of all the all the bulls and everything and we just had dog bulls yeah girls who get so it used to get girl honestly a lot of this stuff was like to bother girls yeah

that's fine but it was like one thing when you're living in a house with a bunch of dudes but it's like well there's the thing you know they don't know how to they don't know how to like separate that first of all a lot of it's to be funny and yes yeah for sure also uh a lot of times the girl that uh fucking you're dating might also find it funny or you might stop doing it. And second of all, so the original thing where she goes, oh, you get all your needs met from the bros, right? If anything, there's different needs that you get met from different people. And me and Waldo used to always talk about this, the idea that whether or not you need your chick to be your friend, to be honest, it is going to define your life. Like if you have a girl that actually is pretty reasonable to like watch things and do things you like with, then OK, then maybe you you might not need that as much somewhere else.

Like you might be able to just have your friends have much and your chick's not someone you like hanging out with then you probably need a social work environment or you probably need to hang out with your friends more but sometimes we've even said where it's like you know what you can do the chick where it's like you're just not really your friend it's more einstein deal what did he say he like had an array he literally made his wife sign a contract based where yeah super base where like he would like she had to have like food ready for him and like she like made like he like he basically gave her a job description on paper this is smartest man ever yeah smartest man ever not the dumbest man ever right so if you are gonna be that you probably do need you go but if you aren't are

younger and you're hanging out with all your friends we used to always kind of say is like i don't really need the friendship thing for my friends because i live with my dude friends i still i have i have that settled so i don't really need my chick to be my friend but if your life is like you know you see your bodies once in a while and you're a little older then it's like yeah you probably need to find fucking have someone to hang out with that you like somewhere yeah of course i mean some of this stuff does seem obnoxious but for the purpose but for the purpose of being obnoxious exactly yeah and they go what the other thing that this person is sort of saying is like oh this person gets all the needs from their bros. They're sort of saying everything. So they're referring to someone that is essentially low self-esteem sort of, right?

Which is sort of like the B unit guys. Yes. So when they say the low self-esteem, like you remember Louie's joke where it's like there's the getting pussy guys and then there's the one guy at the back that's always like, wait up, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I always think it's funny when there's like a crew of like guy number seven in a crew. And we used to always call them the B unit, killer Bs. Like whenever you see three guys where you go, all these guys are guy number eight in a different crew. Of course.

And you go, B unit. It's fucking our boy JJ with the gross crew. That's a different, that's not a B unit. That was definitely a B unit. No, B unit's like, a B unit's a guy that's not a b unit that was a definitely a b unit now b units like a b unit's a guy that like blends in like in normally if seven or eight guys are hanging out you probably don't even hear from him all yeah he just sort of sits there you're oh he's here yeah yeah yeah that's the b unit right like wild people are b units wild people are a different thing they're what

the wild card unit that's true jj's yeah that's true they are a different thing. They're the wild card unit. The wild card unit. That's true. JJ's crew is more wild card. Yeah, that's true. They are a collection of all wild cards. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, JJ, like, and there are guys like him that they're all wild boy crew.

Yeah, right? But when they're sort of saying this, they're really referring to, like, low self-esteem guys. Because a lot of people, when they're saying, oh, the bros, they're the a lot of people when they're saying oh the bros they're trying to get

their bros validation what they're leaving out is it's actually not about validation a lot of times it's competitive do you know what I mean

where you go it's like oh they want their bros to like them it's like no they want to beat them yeah yeah they want to be

like the top yeah yeah so sometimes obnoxious guy even if they were talking about like getting pussy guys right it's like they're just doing it to like impress their friends no they might be doing it

to beat their friends another thing too that is very important context is the people who wrote this thread despises men they hate like like literally this is the type of woman who like would get pregnant and then get an ultrasound and they're like oh it's a boy like abortion it is yeah she's cutting it out herself. She's like the opposite of the fucking Chinese system where they abort the chicks. She's the reverse of that, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the people like this also just don't understand balance in anything, where it's like, yeah, yeah. So they had two specific scenarios that they were unhappy with. Yeah. They thought they were low-value males. Yeah, low-value males. Shout out to all the low-value males. Shout thought they were low-value males. Yeah, low-value males. Shout out to all the low-value males.

Shout out to the low-value males. They said, one recent example is from the sub. The husband who allowed the worker to sniff his wife's underwear and just made the guy coffee. He didn't kick him out. Didn't report it to the company who employs him that this is a dangerous creep.

This one I was like kind of confused. How is this? Did he bring the underwear to work? He's this is what he's they're saying happened. So some guy essentially had a worker coming to his house to like fix some stuff and put some stuff together. Right. He walks into the room. The construction workers knee deep in his wife's panties.

And then instead of calling like the cops, he stood at the door, lit a cigarette, and he goes, you like what you see? He goes, can I get you a coffee? He goes, hey, can I get you a coffee or something? How'd you like the panties? Good. I'd love a coffee. He goes, you read my mind.

I was literally just about to get you a coffee so you basically walk in this guy yeah he's this guy's knee deep in your wife's panties which is in fucking insane and they're saying this guy just made fun of him or whatever instead of reporting him and all this stuff um so the the funny part they go he didn't even worry about his wife's safety or other women's safety. So it always comes back to safety. Safety, which is weird because what's the unsafe element? Well, the unsafe element is when you fart and then you don't call safety. I wonder how regional that is.

I don't know. I think some people know. I know in Canada, I was like, I wonder if that's the safety when you fart. If you fart, if you don't call safety, someone calls doorknob and they get to... Me and Jarek were one time, we were in a chairlift once and he farted and I called doorknob and I just got to pummel him all the way to the top of fucking Whistler. Classic. Classic. That is a classic move right there.

Yeah, it does always come back to safety, but he goes, but he did post it on social media to have a laugh about this guy with his fellow bros. Zero thought about how this guy could be a predator, and all the bros agrees. It's just a funny story about a weird, sad guy. So it is that. I don't know. But this, obviously them, they're like, the takeaway is he didn't even shame him publicly. Sure. I mean, here's the real question, too, is what if you, this

guy walks in and the guy is smelling his underwear and he does the same thing. And he goes like, holy shit, like I'm unsafe right now? Or he goes, dude, that's fucking funny, bro. Of course it's funny. You're the one smelling the dude's underwear. Oh, for sure. It's hilarious. But is he like, he's like, do you want a coffee?

So I think this goes back to the original part where we were sort of saying that these people can't look at anything not through a binary because they go, well, it was like disrespectful to his wife. This guy's a low value male, all this stuff. It's like, well, that depends on what his wife thinks. So they're always they never can look at anyone and say, oh, maybe that wife's different than me. Everyone's them. Like an angry. Like if I if that happened in my house, like I think telling the girl.

It depends on the girl. Never. No, I mean, I guess depends on the girl. But that's what I'm saying. It depends on the girl. That secret dies with me and the fucking cable guy. You would. Well, I think I don't know what I would do, but there is a scenario where I might be like,

no, I would probably be like, what the fuck are you doing? For sure. I'd be like, yeah, what are you doing? But I don't think I I would do, but there is a scenario where I might be like, what the fuck are you doing? For sure, I'd be like, yo, what are you doing? I don't think I would buy him a coffee. I think I would walk in and be like, yo, dude, what the fuck are you doing? If anything, you owe me a coffee. Yeah, bro. Yeah, go, bro, put the underwear down.

Go make me a fucking, go put on a pie. What are you doing? But I would, there is a little bit of a scary element, too. I do agree where if you walk in and a construction workers, knee deep in your wife's panties and you catch them, a part of you is like, this guy could lash out. Yeah. Yeah. What do you, I mean, I'm sure.

I feel like he's more likely to lash out if he posted on social media. Yeah. It is an unstable man. If there's anything construction workers don't like is being shamed online. Yeah. But it all depends on what the wife thinks so this specific thing and i don't even think this is like a guy that's trying to get validation for his bros it just depends it just like this is an insane story who anyone would share yeah and you go there's two

ways of share it there's a you share it like a mother where you go this happened and or you share when you go pretty wild like yeah for sure you know i fucking walked in the dudes like just snit like just inhaling like the deepest so when i think that is the biggest difference between dudes and girls sometimes when dudes tell stories they usually try to find the funny part and tell them like it's funny and when girls tell stories they tell it like they're victims like it was like the worst thing that ever happened to them or there's a moral there yeah yeah but you know what i mean have you ever been talking to a guy and he's telling you a story you're like how is this funny and they're like it's not funny it's like a interesting thing that happened i go you know i'm not here to hear yeah yeah i got enough

fucking friends who tell me interesting things. Let's go with the comedy, pal. My girlfriend's, that's what I have. I got enough interesting things. Yeah, I got a lot of oddities and interesting little anecdotes from the old girlfriend. Let's go with the humor, pal. Well, that's the thing is always my advice to girls is just remember, tell your thesis first, because if you tell what's the point of this story in one sentence, is it that this person's an idiot? Is it that this funny? And then tell the point of the story first. And then if you can't, you go, well, I think you might need to go back to the drawing before I tell you, tell him if you can't get to the bottom of that.

I mean, that'd be a pretty sick piece of advice if we had more female listeners. No, I know. Well, I'm just telling the boys what advice to tell the chick. So you go to the chick so you go to the girl you go that's like it's the smallest thing they'll seem some so much trouble except this example number two and they go the man who ruined the wedding day for his new wife when asked if he would take her as his wife during the ceremony he stopped the proceedings to have a huddle with his bros so legend i would just like to say that's insane no one over 40 is doing this stuff dude that's the same first off that is the

same kind of wedding where like it like everybody comes out like you know the the wedding song is like the stone cold fucking theme song and they're all coming out and they're like the dude's fucking ripping his sleeves off and shit you're like that's just like that kind of wedding. Or the Harry Potters or whatever. It's like, it's like insane. White trash wedding. Yeah. My dad getting married at the fucking Toronto Maple Leafs game.

Yeah, exactly. Like, it's kind of like the, the huddle where he goes, do you take? And he goes, just one sec. And then like, you go over to the boys and go, boys, what do we think here? Like, I know. It's so stupid. First off, it's lame. Well, most importantly, they're doing this to go over to the boys you go boys we would take care like i know it's so stupid it's lame because most importantly they're doing this to go viral to some degree too like they're doing it for a hot tiktok but second of all i think i go back to my original thesis where i bet you

this chick like and her fucking fratty friends were also thought it was fine no 100 like again i was just at a wedding and they were like doing kind of a little bit of this kind of stuff like the weddings where they have the stone cold theme song everyone's on board nobody's like it's always young weddings yeah young weddings but it's never like what is this everybody's like oh and then like the undertaker when the chick comes out bong and it's like oh she's in the building exactly so. How many weddings do you think have ever had the Undertaker music play at them? I don't know. Probably like a not insignificant amount.

I've never actually seen that one. I'm sure it's happened. Yeah, I would love that. You may now. No, what they should do is they go, are there any objections? And that's when the Stone Cold plays. Or the ex-boyfriend comes out. That'd be amazing.

Because weddings are like sort of a funny endeavor to some degree, right? Like every speech, there's a couple of girls that try to go for the heartfelt, but even then they mostly get lines in. Like everyone's trying to kill. Yeah, and it's the easiest like the easiest audience of all time nobody wants to see you bomb i had a the white white trash my mom's white trash my uncle he wore a like you know the white person hulk hogan do regs yeah yeah so he wore the do reg bald with like jeans and basically like a shirt yeah he's bald and he wears the do reg

yeah i know yeah he's gonna skull it actually okay and then he went uh he doesn't drive so they were driving him home and they couldn't get him to go and then before he went he went to the open bar and he was arguing with them to try to get like seven or eight like travelers yeah a couple of we can't just give you a case of beer yeah he was trying to get roadies from the open bar before he got driven home my mom was having a fucking she was like fucking she laughed at a bit of it fucking dizzy yeah she wasn't happy with them no he wasn't stoked but yeah they go but he did post about it was social media the bros all agree this is no that's the other one sorry um they pretended to publicly assess the wife's worthiness in front of everyone well everyone laughed and then they pretended to publicly assess the wife's worthiness in front of everyone

while everyone laughed and then they pretended to all agree that it was okay for him to marry her legend 100 this is the type of girl that fucking chugs beers and shit for sure no there's no way this is like first off he didn't he ran this by this was planned this was like there was like a run of show or whatever this was like of course they do a fucking yeah he goes I'm gonna do this funny bit you know what and by the way

90% of weddings all the jokes are the expense of the guy of course 90% of the jokes are oh she he doesn't deserve her the whole theme of the wedding

always is the guy doesn't deserve her yeah it's never like a roast where it's like can't believe Tom's married this fat pig he's like why 90 of weddings is that right of course they're always giving the guys the gears but also this chick who's writing this like there is this element of like not knowing like wrestling is real where you go like you know like this wasn't spontaneous

no that's what i'm saying she doesn't know every girl's them that's the thing they think every girl doesn't have agency yeah and they think every girl's them you go you girls shouldn't like this they go yeah there's lots of different types of girls and this girl probably thought it was funny and if she did also you're gonna die alone so maybe take a fucking clue from the women who are gonna have yeah i wouldn't get married and have kids. But again, if I was 21, I might. Now, I wouldn't do this kind of shit. Dude. No, of course not.

Yeah, it's like funny fucking kid shit. Yeah. Instead of publicly declaring that he wants to marry her and that he loves her, he made it all about his bros having a fucking bro laugh. To be honest, all your bros fucking came to the wedding. Everyone came to the wedding. came to the wedding and you do have to fucking at least give them a laugh that's the least you could do everyone came to

your stupid wedding for sure they're all about having a laugh so watch out for bro social men is his primary concern always what his buddy thinks so a they're mostly kidding b it's mostly young men yeah for sure i mean if the thing is once this gets an B, it's mostly young men. Yeah, for sure. I mean, the thing is, once this gets an old thing, it's sad. Yeah. Like, it's pretty sad. Unless everyone's in on it. And then if you're any sort of, like, external spectator,

you're like, this is really sad. I guess there's nobody. I'll tell you what, it is. If you see a guy that's, like, 50 fucking doing the huddle with his bro. Like, on his fourth marriage. And he goes, all right, this is, you know, four times a charm,

but let me just run it past the boys. First three didn't go so hot. Can't really afford this wedding boys. Bring it in. How do you undo that guy? She's too old. It's funny. Unless it's like,

that's the joke. Yeah. Like we're way too old to be doing this. For sure. Yeah, I guess. But you're like, I don't know what, like the wedding yeah that like we're way too old to be doing this for sure yeah i guess but you're like i don't know what like the wedding fucking like the ceremony ceremony it's like the ceremony's 10 minutes it's like it doesn't need fucking comedy dad doing this on his second marriage college requires zero comedic relief it's the ceremony i would i would feel definitely weird if like at this age people come

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Now, let's get back into the episode. Woo! Speaking of fucking... We were speaking of a whole article ago. Speaking of what we were speaking of? Speaking of what we were speaking of before this article. The government doing stuff. I just like to say I love the government.

Danny loves the government. I personally don't love the government. I love the government. Yeah. You don't know this, but Danny calls Big Hugh Cox the government. Damn it. He calls his ex- Hugh Cox the government. Damn it. He calls his ex-boyfriend the government. The government.

The government's just coming over. The governor. The government's really fucking me. Yeah, you too? Yeah, me too. Yeah. But this article got sent to us from a lot of people. Oh, I received this a lot.

Yeah, so the CBC basically wrote an article, words and phrases you may want to think twice about using. This one was because I'm like not a defund the CBC guy. Like one of those virulent. What are you give them extra funding? Extra funding. No, but I'm not like, you know, people, they're like a lot. You see some people online, they go like, see any posts the CBC makes and they're like

defund the CBC. Okay. What are you? And I'm like, you know, I don't love it. QS like that. They don't like the CBC. Yeah. I and i'm like you know i don't love it that's like that they don't like the cbc yeah i mean a lot of people are like that and i'm like i don't i'm not like i i'm fine if we would slash their budget by you know a solid 80 i don't know if we need to get rid of them entirely i don't want to give them more money but i'm not like my identity is not i'm not constantly everything i see this is the one we don't even live there anymore i know but this is the one the bbc kind of does the same shit but yeah yeah but

this is the one where i go yeah maybe this tax money is not what do they have pbs here is that but it's pbs is a public broadcaster it's not state funded right uh that's why they're always constantly like begging for money on tv because they actually don't. The problem is with these, I was thinking about this in general. It's so much easier to get into bad situations than it is to get out of bad situations. So the problem with all these blogs and all these places and all these government things is they got into a situation

where they replaced their whole staff with people that are into this sort of thing. They replaced, you know, they added 90 jobs that don't need to exist in the HR department. And it's like everything is just, it's so hard. I was even when I was filming with Danny Mullen in Los Angeles, we were talking to this like homeless guy and there was like the tents everywhere ever, right? Yeah. And you can sort of say what people should do to get rid of like the homeless problem.

And you can sort of say what people should do to get rid of like the homeless problem. But like all you can really do without being a huge asshole like and do unpopular stuff is keep it the same. Because even this guy was sort of saying it's like, oh, they had this homeless shelter and they all lived there and he had this fucking tent and they had all their electricity. And then the Newsom government was trying to fix it a bit. So they came and like shut the power off that they're using so it's like you have to legitimately go and you know like yeah i mean especially against the homeless you just like seen as well that was the same thing in toronto yeah trinity bell was where they were like hey we're offering you all like you know accommodations all this stuff and then people are just like we just don't really want to go there it's so much harder to get out of. And they go, okay, well, we gave you this option.

And they go, we don't want it. I know. Even though any outsider would think, hey, that seems better than this. You get a good deal. Yeah, it seems better than what you currently have living outside in tents. And they're like, no, we want this.

Well, they're fine there. Yeah, and they want to do drugs and all that. Exactly. There's precautions, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like even getting into a bad relationship, getting out is such a nightmare sometimes. Getting in is like...

Easy. That's why I never make any moves. Be very hesitant. We used to always call Jerick a defensive specialist. We go, he never acts, only reacts. Only reacts. Be a defensive specialist. Firing an employee that's bad.

Everything. All bad situations are so much easier to get in oh for sure and they're hard to get out you know 100 but this is what they this is so the words and phrases they have someone they come at you some of them you've heard before wait are you going to give our uh audience a trigger warning or just oh you know what i'm just going to go straight into this well you know what I'll do before I do all of it? For the audio and blind listeners, I am 6'3", fucking massive dong. You can see the imprint. If you weren't blind, you'd be able to see the imprint around the calf even.

Yeah, it's eight rolled up socks. Yeah, yeah. I tuck the dick into my socks. No, it's 12 inches uh from the ground you know what too cbc probably watched that microsoft when i'm lying on a roof microsoft thing and they were like duh why aren't we doing this like they're probably all doing that now that's probably my body who works in a corporate environment he was saying he had a zoom call where they did they basically called like just a what did he say it was just like a a fucking massive like

onslaught of just like they came out they did the land acknowledgement and then they did the the pronouns then they did their like blind thing but it was like a zoom meeting for six people and they all knew each other and using we all know each other and everyone knows we're not blind yeah well that's what you know what it is that's kind of like gives me the like the the communist like russia vibes because they're like but we don't know who's watching us do this right like the problem is they're not even doing it for them they're not they're just like someone might be like find out about this that's exactly like they're like so one of us might be a rat that is what it is yeah so one of us could be like you know what i can kind of like elevate myself slightly by ratting out the

people who don't beat him to it and then it becomes this game theory thing where we're like we all have to do it yeah because if one of us doesn't then we could potentially like fucking get the that is kind of what it is. Right. So then nobody can trust anybody. You're like, you don't trust you. Probably like you're those people are at dinner and they go, they're doing land, like with their kids and family, just like land acknowledgements, pronouns.

It's like, Hey, how's it going? How's it going with you? And then who's going to fucking not do it. Yeah. Right. Him. Okay. Danny.

He, her, uh, right. Oh, okay. Interesting. Ryan six, three. It's like Trevor, how was school today? And he goes, school was a him. Okay. Danny, he, her. Oh, okay. Interesting. Ryan, six, three. Trevor, how was school today? And he goes, school was a good... Okay. He goes, Trevor, he, him.

I just want to acknowledge that this territory is ceded from the... You know what the funny part is, though? What I was sort of saying to him, even though it's the craziest one saying, hey, I'm Ryan, I look like this or whatever that is the to be honest the only one that i that's the one i'm most willing to do because i acknowledge being blind is a real problem of course i go i'm not doing a land acknowledgement before i do things i'm not gonna you know say my pronouns that's crazy yeah but i go if someone's blind i actually wouldn't have

a problem with describing what i look like to a blind person i mean i'm fine with doing it as long as women of all shapes and sizes have to do it too honestly they're they're not the same thing at what point you go like okay well like okay what's your weight yeah yeah you know you're i'm blind right i'm a white man. I'm 6'2". I go, okay, that gives me a bit of the picture. Weight now, please? How funny is this, Danny, though? You meet up with a girl and you're pretty sure she's putting on weight.

So you bring your buddy who's blind out. Then you go, oh, hey, this is my blind friend. If you want to just describe. And then she goes, oh, I'm Susan. I'm, you know, 6'3". And you go, mm-mm-mm. He doesn't really have a good idea of what you look like, Susan. You wouldn't mind?

Because I'm wearing a red dress. And he goes, what size is your dress, Susan? We're going to need the poundage, Suge. Your blind friend's in on it. But it's just your boy with sunglasses and a stick. And he's like, you mind if I need the poundage, Suge. Your blind friend's in on it. But it's just your boy with sunglasses and a stick. And he's like, do you mind if I get the poundage? I'd be more willing to do that one. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, if you know there's fucking blind people, I guess. That's a real thing. No one, if I go up and then I go I'm not saying I don't want to say my pronouns and you go you're putting people at danger I go no I'm not but if someone's blind and they go hey we're

blind if you wouldn't mind describing yourself so he knows what you look like you can put like a face to the name or whatever in his mind I go I wouldn't go like fuck him I would go yeah that's fair but I'm not going to do it on you know constantly I guess that was like, fuck him. I would go, yeah, that's fair. Yeah. But I thought the whole point. I'm not going to do it on, you know, constantly. I guess that was like, originally they would just touch your face. You know, they'd be like.

If it's an alternative, you go, yeah, that's the thing. The blind person. The other option is just doing this to your face. Well, the other option is touching your face. So then he goes up to the girls, touch the face. And he goes, okay. And what size are the boobs? And she goes, I'd rather not.

And he goes, oh, we can do an old fashioned. Old fashioned lady. I like that. Honk. That's not what I meant. Oh, that's all right. Well, if we could just do the land acknowledgement, we can get started. All right.

Old-fashioned, are we? get started all right let's just uh do a cup check here and then we can get out of business get onto the landing they said have you ever casually used the term spirit animal first world problem or spooky it might be time to rethink the free phrase rethink rethink the phrases and remove them from your daily lingo so spooky spooky's out spooky's out first world problem is like the ultimate just like kind of like you know basic chick thing too they're all chick things this has nothing to do with us because they go listen i'm never saying spirit animal yeah i don't exactly they're all like they're like memes only people who are really affected are the type of people who have like live laugh love on their wall like those are the people who are being most affected by this well the problem is with all

things this is what i always say i'm like listen you're allowed to fucking tell me the they can people can say okay don't do this or then don't do that until the cows come home and then they can use your you're in trouble if you do it wrong but really what how you actually change people's opinions is giving them something cooler right you're yeah you're not allowed to say until the cows come home though that's um yeah that's discriminatory to our listeners against vegetarians vegans as well as the fats i apologize for cows come on i can't even fucking believe you'd say that but okay i guess you learned nothing all right i haven't read the article you know but this is like this shit is

like because cbc is part of the government you're like how long until this gets into like a school soon like it's you know it's it's literally an extension of the government. And you were saying like how this is crazy, but like, and you, you know how the CBC got caught up with this or whatever. But the problem is, is they were always so far left to begin with. Like,

it's never like they were central and then our centrist or whatever. And they're like, Oh, we're going to bring in these like kind of like woke, like college people. And then it's like, they were so far left. And then they're like,

we need to bring in like the farthest, farthest, farthest people on the left. And now they're like, we need to bring in like the farthest, farthest, farthest people on the left. And now they're just like, yeah, you can't say cows come home. They did go all in. Like, I can't believe someone wrote some of these things. I mean, the main one that I thought was the craziest. Well, let me just say what I was going to say for a second, because the spirit animal

thing, my whole point is most of these, it's like, well, give me a better phrase. You can't just take people's language away and not replace it with anything there's a lot of things that do get replaced with something else but even with even with um when you're like oh don't be this type of guy or don't be this the best way to show people that their ideology is stupid or the thing is do something cooler yeah that's how music gets changed to a new thing. There they go. This is cooler. That's how fashion changes, right? So they're like spirit animal and powwow.

They go, oh, you can't use these words because they're different cultures. And they go, solution, alter ego or soulmate. And you go, yeah, that doesn't mean the same thing. If a girl's like, oh, this guy was, that woman was my spirit animal. Who they might, might they say that about? Like Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera is my spirit animal. They go,ine aguilera christine aguilera is my spirit angle they go oh well christine aguilera is my soul mate it's like well yeah that's not the same thing it's not the same thing also for them at all like

you know a lot of these things are my alter ego or well that's not no she's not your alter ego no she's not your alter ego so it's like this is the kind of thing where i go you know plus a lot of these people are like just fucking who use these things are like old like imagine like you go to some dude's 60 year old from sudbury and you go hey you can't call it like the fucking guy the gas station chief anymore yeah well i am so what do you think i'm gonna be like changing that now did you see dave i remember when we were in la uh me and and Danny were at the restaurant beside our hotel. And there was this gay dude.

Oh, that was so funny. He was like non-binary probably. He was a gay dude in a dress, non-binary kind of guy or whatever. He was like short hair, but he had like fucking... And then kind of without... I wasn't trying to do this on purpose. Me and JJ were laughing about that. He gives me the menus and I go um all right thanks buddy

hey if I could I accidentally call him buddy twice just because I kind of always call you a buddy and I'm like hey do you mind if I get the menu again buddy and then like I guess he was like see fucking name bud yeah and we were like in West Hollywood so it was like pretty like we're in West you buddy buddy, he just had to take it. Yeah, and he was like. He didn't flip out. No, he was cool. He was whatever.

Yeah, I called him. Like clearly that guy's not like being called buddy. I feel like anything that's not like, that's inside a service like scenario like that, you can make up for it as long as it's not malicious with a good tip. Yes, correct. Like as long as you don't say something crazy racist

or whatever, like. Some people probably go blog about it, but. Yes, correct. As long as you don't say something crazy racist or whatever. Some people probably go blog about it, but I was micro-aggressed today. Someone called me body. On fucking female dating strategy. Yeah. Well, it was interesting to see what they replaced spooky with. What's a replacement for spooky?

I don't know. I was thinking creepy, but no. It's not creepy. It's not creepy. No. That's the problem, right? Scary, I guess. Scary is.

But scary is different. Scary is like higher than spooky. Scary is like you're scared. Spooky is like, it's a little spooky. Yeah, yeah. There's like some, yeah, I don't know. So they said, etymology is the study of the origins of words and the way their meanings change over time.

The fact that you said it, oblivious to the etymology, doesn't automatically make you a bad person. So the thing you're saying, the word. But there's two parts to this. One, so they're saying if words change, they go, you know, the fact that you said it obviously doesn't, you know, just oblivious to this new thing doesn't make you a bad person. And it's like, okay, so if they say words change over time that's kind of the argument well then shouldn't that defeat their whole argument you go then they've changed and they don't mean this anymore because they're right they go well it's changed because it used to be okay to say and

it's not and you go yeah and it's also changed where it used to mean this and now it means this like their whole argument is sort of circular in that way right also i don't want the fucking cbc telling you what words i'm allowed to say like the government should stay out of the word yeah like again you're right it's the jordan peterson thing it is the government it's like the government's being like here here's what words you can say from like a fucking 22 year old chick who just graduated university and then the other part where they go etymology so it's like the fact that there's like they're trying like associating this with like a study, whether you can have like gender studies, philosophy, etymology.

There's gonna be with PhDs and telling you which words you can fucking say. You know what I mean? There's a name for this now. Oh, I'm an etymologist. What does that mean? Oh, you can't say mean anymore. That's an example.

I was watching this though and like reading the story. the the one thing i took away is being a fucking anti-racism trainer would be such a sick job plum gig because you're like they go yeah this pays uh uh 20 grand and you go you just like you do the thing where you just don't say anything you go 30 grand you go well you're accusing them of being racist whatever it's like they're just on the moment they're hiring you you have like so much fucking so much leverage like you're yeah they're bringing you in you go like imagine firing the anti-racism guy yeah good luck with that that's a fucking position for life dude it is a powerful position

he's higher than the ceo fuck yeah he's he's removing the ceo that would be a good tv show though like a fucking corrupt like anti-racism trainer that's just like a fun dude yeah yeah like yeah yeah like just like one of the black maggot dudes who just like fucking he's secretly like a black maggot guy but then on for the day job because he's a real i'm almost even more thinking you know thinking when they have the asshole finance guy shows, sort of. He's the protagonist, but it's like an anti-hero. So a guy that's just an anti-racism trainer,

but he's fucking all the chicks. Just like a bad boy. Doesn't give a shit about the thing. He knows it's a fucking asshole. If you think the guy from this fucking... Joseph Smith, the anti-racism trainer that they spoke with isn't crushing sniz fucking white sniz you are yeah he probably is crushing white sniz that's a position that you

that's his kind of like the thing that he that's his dark secret probably no pun intended is that he's actually like he can't be like seen it might not be a black guy though it could be another race right no i saw oh it is they have a photo of him oh okay good good look joseph smith good looking black guy oh good look he's smash smashing smashing smashing fucking smashing bud and they're like you know you need to unlearn your racism baby oh do you want to come into a private session of unlearning where do you want to have a fucking these are called pretty racist you don't fucking go out for dinner with me yeah i have some oh wow you don't fucking uh go out for dinner with me yeah i have some oh wow you don't want to go to dinner with a black man i mean i'm sure your boss

would love to hear about this yeah who's kind of like but they have who i'm kind of the problem is so they probably have uh one of each right so they have the they have the anti-men like the anti-sexism person too so then the black guy's like maybe you go to dinner and then the anti-sexism like excuse me like they just they're all at war like the anti-sexism trainer and the anti-racism trainer probably at war with each other right they're kind of just like hoping that race and sex like you know they're just like hope everything wins they sit at the opposite sides of the corner of the office and they just glare at each other like every meeting the guy's like hey i just want to make some changes to the copy in

our press release and then she's like I also I've been noticing a lot of racism and go I've been actually noticing a lot of sexism so I guess it depends which one we

care about and you know we care about both and then there's like an indigenous one too like well half of the people in the world are women but they're not half of

people aren't yeah it's a yeah if you if you do the math you, well, even if your grievance is 60% less, there's a double the amount of people. So it actually even... I don't think they're coming out with that kind of logic. Sexism trainer isn't doing math. Yeah. So they said, that's going to be a bad degree to have, to have though when people coming out of school with your

etymology degree etymology yeah but you know what it's not a bad degree anti-racism trainer i bet you could get your accreditation in like a week there's probably a lot of people trying to go for those jobs and hopefully yeah they are but you get it in a weekend though you just sort of read one article like okay what is that i have a degree you're in the job interview they go okay so what do you have a degree in uh i have a degree in sort of etymology what's that and you go oh just talk for a bit and they go oh hey how are you you go okay that's racist towards natives hey okay well that was an example of what that the kind of services that i could provide for you i mean i mean every i would guess that every non-white life coach has has has basically moved over to anti-racism.

Because they're both equally kind of useless. But there's just all the life coaching where everybody's like, oh, I'm a life coach. Your life is a mess. Your life's a mess. And they're like, yeah, well, it was like I got an accreditation on a weekend to be a life coach. Or whatever. But it is like that.

And they're like, you know what? The life coaching thing is not working. Well, this one. Anti-racism. I noticed there was a lot of black people there. And they're like, you know what? The life coaching thing is not working. Well, this one. Anti-racism. They come in. They go, a little bit of. I noticed there was a lot of black people there and a lot of white people in this office. And then they go, okay, you're hired. When do you start?

And they go, I just did. So that's. They go, it's not so much about political correctness. I think it's more about empirical accuracy, says the. That's what they said. And you go, well, if it's not about political correctness, then like, why are,

why do people get in trouble for it? Like if it was just, oh, you said that word wrong. Do you think that people would be getting fired for using a word wrong? For accidentally using a word wrong? Obviously you're,

it wouldn't be that big of a deal if it's like, you know, it's not a big deal. It's just, you know, you're using the word wrong. And the only thing I will say,

out of all of these, the only ones that I sort out of all these the only ones that i sort of feel like i agree with a bit is when they have like this slave where you go that was like a slave term some of those where they were like do you know i mean where they go oh sold down the river or whatever and you go that was like slaves i mean again i will say this but maybe it was for other things too nobody who's not 50 or over uses half of these things these are all things where you're like yeah i grew up i learned this term when i was a kid and the person i learned this from was born in the 1800s like i heard this first from my grandfather who

was born in the 1800s it's a church like grandfathered in either by the way yeah that's a grandfathered in i mean the funny one was the ghetto they go you can't say ghetto they didn't like ghetto but they made it a jew thing they go they go the word ghetto also has a painful historical root in europe during the holocaust and was likely derived from jewish settlements in italy centuries ago you know who i've never heard have an issue with the term ghetto jews yeah ever in my life i've never heard that well i think that what they want you to do... I mean, and again, I know who they're actually have an issue with the term ghetto. They're just trying to not be on the nose about

it. Of course. Because obviously it's no... No pun intended. Yeah, but like, yeah. But no Jew has ever been like, I'm sorry. Do you think Jews have ever gotten mad and said, we don't want you to use the term on the nose? I mean, that's probably up next. Dude, there's literally a fucking baseball player on the Red Sox whose name is spelled K-I-K-E, but it has an accent.

Kike Hernandez. And it's just like, whatever. That's how he spells his name. He's from a different country. But it's like, when you see the thing, it says Kike Hernandez. And you're just like, ah, whatever. It is what it is. Pretty funny.

I love it. I'm like the only one who's just like, I it is what it is pretty funny it is i love it i get i'm like the only one who's just like i don't know it's hilarious but well apparently the solution for ghetto is um you can still say it but you just have to whisper it you go the guy's from the ghetto so even worse you go guy's a little uh inner city inner city yeah so what if you just work what if you just whisper it makes it way you just whisper them? Yeah, whispering makes it way worse. You go, whoa. Yeah, they don't like the ghetto one at all. In the ghetto.

In the ghetto. In the ghetto. And his mama cried. They said black male, black list, and black sheep. And so basically any term that makes black negative or whatever. Which is a problem because that is literally as old as storytelling. And as old as, and

very much not with race, right? Well, it's just like black, the darkness, white, the light. It's not black, though. It's the absence of light, right? Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah, exactly. You're right. So there's, it is that where it's the absence of light, the idea of, yes, like sun is better than being is that where it's the absence of light the idea of yes

like sun is better than being in like a dungeon in the absence of light none of our skins are actually white or black like our skins are all like different shades right like there's no black person with the absence of any color in his skin and that's why you know there's the people have like the yin and yang and every culture's're right. It had that have some version of darkness. But that's like for exactly, but that is as old as the first story that was ever told is like, you know, black,

bad, white. And then on top of that, you could say that the devil's red. So should you get, you know, I mean, that's what the old thing was.

Natives used to say their skin was red or whatever. Like everyone, they always say, right. The, there's like every or whatever Asians, they would say, right? Yeah, of course. Every or whatever Asians, they would say. If you were to yellow,

if you were to try to put them all into categories or whatever, Jews is green. But none of the skins are actually that color. But if you were like, oh, the devil is red. Why is that? It's like, because of fire, obviously.

Plus it's dark because of fire obviously plus it's dark down there exactly if you think of hell you go the lights aren't on in hell well it's dark no they don't pay their bills right that's why they would go to hell a bunch of fucking delinquents they're delinquent on their hydro bill that's why we went to hell did you know that this is what they proposed though they said the alternative tech industry is now moving away from the white list and black into blacklist and they were replacing it with terms like block list or denialist which is honestly that's fine if this is this is the thing though is i want this person to be like okay there you go shut the fuck up they won't though but that's the thing is there it doesn't end it never ends

like that's more the issue is it never show me something cooler like yeah sure change the black list to the block list great that's fine blackmail so you go well what's the they don't they have a black list but what are they doing for blackmail what's the term for that what's the term for black sheep of the family give me a better one imagine like a crappy kid of the family a cop is like trying to fucking uh like he's like there's a crime or something he goes and we got up just don't deny mail because that they're gonna but it'll probably we have a block mail lock yeah block mail you go what'd you say but again this is the same type of person who's gonna be like you can't say male or female. More like female, probably.

But that's next on the chopping block. They must hate the band The Darkness. They go, the issue here. There was a DJ recently that changed their name that made a big stink about it. I couldn't remember. Fuck. They go, the issue here is that all these negative terms, said Joseph Smith, the anti-racist trainer, connotate evil, distrust, lack of intelligence, or lack of beauty, the absence of white.

So that was with the, they want to get rid of all that. Spook, the term spooky, used to sometimes refer to as a ghost. They said that that used to be a derogatory term when you call someone a spook, a soldier in World War I. But again, I'm on board with all these things. Not necessarily, but I go, I will say,

because it does fall apart even in their own system of why all the words have to get replaced because if you go words change then words change, but you have to provide something better.

They haven't done, you know they always tell you to do the work? You have to do the work. You go, do the work to find me some new words because that's the only way I can replace, as have to do the work. Yeah. You go, do the work to find me some new words.

Because that's the only way I can replace. As soon as I find a new word, I go, nice, I'll use that word. But also it takes like a lot of time. But this is what. To change people's, like, you want to change a culture's language. Well, this is when they get really into it. It's not about just like updating dictionary.com. You're like, that's it. Well, how does a word get into like the lexicon, right?

It's like, yeah. It's like a meme. It's a meme, exactly. It is literally a meme. So you basically are saying, remember that thing that went viral? Because how does the term gets into language is it goes viral. Yeah, you'd be like, forget that. Well, it's what the industry does with like movies and all that stuff.

And it's what the industry does with comedy and music and everything. They go, no, that song that's going viral. You watch this instead. Exactly. So they want to do that with language, like the things that caught on because they're catchy or whatever,

or they perfectly summarize what you're trying to say. Right. But this is when they get wild. They go brainstorm, blindsided and blind spot. That was the one where I go, that's insane. And they said, the prefix blind is often used in metaphorical terms,

like blindsided, blind spot, and the blind leading the blind to describe the limitation of sight. So I can see that being offensive to people who can't see, says Julie Cashman. Cashman. Cashman's outfit is Cashman as a name for a diversity trainer the best you know is the name's cashman with the the brainstorm one is so um they said that the person to julie cashman a member of the disability community so because you know like she

probably this woman just had like a word limit they go okay sitting in the thing it's got to be a thousand words right you get the word limit so then she's like okay i got like the easy ones spook blah blah and then she's like brainstorm and then she has to call someone who's like a disability advocate and be like who has a brain injury and just say like hey what do you think about brainstorm she had to call somebody what do you like the word brainstorm she's like what can i get you on record being offended by the word brainstorm my head hurts and she goes i'll put you down as a yes i'll put you down as offended i'm gonna pop i'm gonna pop you in the article by the way i love this i didn't even pick this up until I'm reading it right now, but just this line

that she said, Julie Cashman, about Blindspot, where she goes, I can see that being offensive to people who can't see. Must be nice, Julie.

Must be fucking nice that you could see, huh? It must be nice that you could see. I mean, literally, that is, that is the same level of offense,

that sentence, as Blindspot. Oh, star You can see that's offensive? It must be nice Some people can't see, Julie That's the same as when they're When they do the Let's do a brainstorm here It must be nice to have a working brain

We work at a bank We have work to do That's the thing with all of it's like some jobs aren't for some people like if you hire a roofer and he shows up in a wheelchair you go i i don't know if there must be a miscommunication here and he goes no just get me up there and we'll be good just so you got a pulley or uh how are we gonna get me up if you can get me up on that roof we'll be good you know what i mean he goes yeah can you just once you get me up can you just uh lock my wheels otherwise it's gonna be i've been talking about this a bit on stage but there's

the all-girl moving company so i was saying aka a terrible moving company but like has anyone ever been moving with their chick and being like you should start a company doing this you're nailing so much yeah once once the tears start flowing like inevitably when she gets so frustrated with moving that she starts crying you know what you should do this professionally yeah and i was saying that well if uh that's not sexist because they're worse at it i go if it's an all gay moving company or an all mexican moving company you had like a problem with it that would be a bit of weird this but to be honest if it's if i'm gonna hire an all-girl moving company it better also be an all-gay moving company yeah yeah yeah 100 yeah you want them all in overalls hey yeah all of them they're straight from soft they like they have softball so they want to get it done yeah yeah totally yeah brainstorm arms so

if you go uh hey do you guys want to do a quick brainstorm here and they go wow some of us don't have fucking working brains and you go okay well let me know which ones because i don't want them involved because we're gonna have to fire you you can't work here yeah i guess if you if you're not capable of doing the brainstorm we'll probably have to fire you too so it would be good to identify like in an engineering firm you're like building a bridge and you go let's brainstorm how we can make this bridge stronger and someone goes some of us don't have working brains people are gonna die some of us don't have working brains. People are going to die. Some of us don't have working brains, Danny. Yeah, the women. When you say brainstorm, it's offensive to the women that work there.

We can't just use our brains, Danny. I want to know what this chick left on the chopping block. Emotional intelligence. On the chopping block floor. What got left out on the chopping floor. The last one they said was dumb and lame. They don't like, and that's offensive to women. The gypsy one is one of the few ones where I go, yeah.

I remember I was probably in elementary school. They've been trying to get rid of gypsy for a while. Yeah, for gypped. And then someone was like, you know gypped came from gypsy. And you go, oh, okay. But then again, if you meet anybody who's had really any encounter with gypsies, you go, yeah, that's about right. Well, especially at that time, I guess, right?

In a certain place. Whether like pickpockets or whatever. Oh, dude, all over fucking Italy and stuff and like Europe. They're like, yeah, they're literally like people are like, like if you go to Europe, people are like, yeah, watch out for gypsies. I dated a girl that was gypsy and she was nuts. Yeah, yeah. Dude, they're like, you know, Django Reinhardt. What Django Reinhardt? The jazz? No, you've never heard of him? Oh, he's sick. There's a movie I heard about him. He's super famous jazz musician from like the 30s or something. There's a movie Sweet and Lowdown and it's with Sean Penn's about him. But so Django Reinhardt was like one of the best jazz guitar players of all time. He had this like super like deformed hand and he was like a gypsy and they live in these like trailers and he couldn't they have like they're kind of prideful

about not having education like they're all just like kind of like they're very like street smart no yeah and they're like very like we don't and he couldn't like and it's common he's like he couldn't sign his own name like he's just like straight up can't and they're just like yeah we're you know we get we get by fine interesting but yeah musicians a good thing but if you are going to be a musician beware you're not supposed to say tone deaf anymore they said no it's used to describe someone who's not able to distinguish musical pitch i can also be insensitive to someone who's deaf well the good news is they can't hear it so i mean honestly this type of this woman cashman has something to say constantly is calling people tone deaf though that's like the left oh that's such a

lefty move i can't use their own thing imagine they got rid of their like problematic is problematic you're right because they do all say tone deaf yeah they go that's pretty tone deaf and you go and then that'd be so good they they they they if they're the uh cashman's so good at her job that she just can't speak anymore that's like a bizarro world where they she was all these people were so good at their work that the only thing you're allowed to use is constant like fucking and and the like connector words i mean this this chick's gonna ban problematic and the moment she does that it's just like a fucking black hole. She puts herself out of a job. A white hole opens up and just sucks her in.

Cashman suggests that descriptors like musically disinclined instead of insensitive are other suggestions. So she says that instead of tone deaf, you go, that guy is fucking. And this isn't, we're not even talking about a deaf person. Should that guy be the singer in the band? Nah, he's a little bit musically disinclined. They like that instead of tone deaf. But we're not even talking about a person who's disabled.

They just lack a gift. Or even online, yeah, someone says something and you go, that's a little bit musically disinclined. But also, if you call someone tone deaf who's literally tone deaf, but they're not deaf... No, they're not deaf. Tone deaf is just like, you're not... Gifted is a real thing, yeah. You're not gifted

musically. Yeah. Yeah, lots of people don't have gifts. I don't know. Yeah. It like it's a crazy to be like i mean again this is who does have gifts are fucking gumas oh yeah oh wow keep your mouth shut eh she goes uh so anyways that's back to the original thing she says not all about being pc and then she says crippled and lame are the other ones that they don't like. But that lame was always the lame and cripple was the best one. Cause they go, it sort of gives you the impression that like,

you know, having no arms is somehow worse than having arms. And you're like, yeah, it's objectively worse. Yeah. Also lame has not been used to refer to disabled or like whatever people for 50 years.

Well, they say some people just think of lame as a cool slang, you know? And they think the cool guy is just saying lame, right? And they go around. But I don't think they really understand what it means. They just think it's some cool term. But for me, when I hear that, I definitely know what it means.

So that'd be tough to just be in the know like that, just walk around tormented and no one even knows, right? But like there's maybe a handful of people left on earth who are disabled who are so old. Lame. Yeah. My son's a little lame. Who are so old where they go,

someone, they hear lame and they're like, like, I've been hearing that my whole life. Right. No, I've never been heard lame of that. Nobody,

nobody in a wheelchair is like, here's lame. Who's in any age under 70. Well, and their last one that we'll talk about is crippled, and they go, it's more of a verb, but they go, what they said is, I've even seen this word used in the Bible, so the

Bible has some problematic language. Yeah, cancel the Bible. And what they said was, they want you to use the word disability or mobility issue. So, do you think that I would, do you think that would work if I say that Dannyy's uh stock advice uh um just uh mobility issued me financially mobility issued i've been listening to danny's fucking uh trade advice on muds who's fucking mobility issued me

so anyways this is what these people are up to i would honestly love to be a fly on the wall and on this girl assuming she has a girl he'll be a fat ass fly ryan that's uh on the list it's on the list you can't say that okay can't say that it's on the list uh but i would love to just be around her friends and like just see what kind of conversations oh my god because they do like first world problem. Like that's, I guarantee they're using stuff like that. I guarantee.

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