The Boyscast with Ryan Long - California's Gay Certification Program, UFC Drama, Trillionaires & Terry Crew's Fap Addiction

Episode Date: June 19, 2026

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A big ups, boyaka-cha, Trinian. You already know what it is. Did you know how much fucking Elon Musk gains and loses for every dollar of SpaceX price? Billion? Six billion dollars. He's up and down six, Billy. Like every minute. By the way, how did you think the riots compared in this city after?

You made your predictions. Well, now we last, yeah, last week you did some predictions on the riots. Oh, I mean, it was the little bunch of sorts. school buses on fire and there was destroyed the I mean I thought it was the destroying the taxis was like go go do cop cars like I'm fine with cop cars

but it's just like some guy's taxi the guy wasn't happy guys just like some immigrant he's like great I can't work now you guys taxi bus driver there's a couple of like I was in the thick of it it didn't seem like it was destructive it was more normal it was it was all the pockets were all

the destruction was basically around Madison Square Square Madison Square Guard and everything else was like pretty normal. I'll tell you what, I was pretty happy that I went to Chris Barnes thing. It was like a bunch of people. They kind of like had a section that it was apparently rented out.

You're standing like this, man. You couldn't even get a beer. It's one of those things, right? I will say there was a point where I was basically just like, they better win because wrap it up. We're not doing another one of these men. Enough's enough, dude. And then the World Cup, you go, every,

you want to talk. Every two seconds, it's like, well, go, And then it was like, guys, I'm having fun. You're like, I don't. Not a huge sports guy, though. I don't need a fucking, the city shuts down sports game every four minutes. Yeah, yeah.

This is, I mean, this is a big one to have the NBA Finals and the World Cup. I was happy for people. Everyone seemed happy. It was a good vibe. I was having fun. By the end, I was a little, I was kind of doing one of the evening. But we're standing. Not, no, not tired.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm so sweaty. And I was like, legit. You're just like in pain. You're at a concert and they're like, yeah, you know what? Fuck the curfew. And you're like, no, no, no. Curfew is a good idea, actually.

There's people who live around here who are like going to be really inconvenienced if we go loud after a hour of clock. We're going to play, ooh, ah, nine more times. And it was like, I don't know. It's like the curfew. It's like pretty disrespectful to honor the curfew. It does drag on and on and on a bit. So I'll tell you what.

And it was Saturday night too. So I'm just like parades tonight. Everything can be fun. I'm like, I'm like, I don't know. know if we need Tuesday too, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was kind of, I had a fucking, like, super early Friday flight on Sunday morning.

And so I didn't even, I didn't even go out. Yeah, yeah, I seen the, yeah, you were fucking one-nighters, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, yeah. So I had running your body down. I was, hey, you know what, too? But that being said, I was like, you know what? San Antonio is going to win this game tonight. And then Tuesday, like, I'll go out.

And then they won. I was like, I have maybe the most severe fomo I've ever had in my life right now. you should it was nuts out there i saw i was just like oh god damn we are bobbing dude oh no no i know i was like i was like i was like i was also like i don't live in the city so then i was worried like if i go in like it's gonna be like a bitch to get out of here and like like like you know not fucking at a somewhat reasonable hour and i felt like i was gonna get sucked up in the hype no yeah yeah you would have got sucked up i'd probably went home at 4 a am yeah yeah and i had like i had to go to the airport at like seven or something you're sitting at home favin i was not happy not happy not

Jack it off. You see Terry Cruz? Always fucking 11 hour porn sessions. Terry Cruz has always been funny to me because he would, you know, everyone, he's a huge black jack guy who is such a dork. And he got, yeah, and he said that

there's like this tiny gay dude who grabbed his dick and he was just like this is he basically hopped on the me too in like the worst possible way. Yeah, exactly. Got me too by the tiny this little gay guy, right? So, Terry Cruz went on, I think it was Diary of a CEO.

And which I've had a thing, I had a guy that I told you, you know, I have a friend, not friend, but a guy I went to high school with who basically came out of the closet and said he was just like, I can't stop fapping. Yeah, yeah. And he was posting online about it. And I've been kind of saying, you don't have to fight every battle in public. Yes. So Terry Cruz went on. Very feminine. You're right.

That's a good point. I think they had one of those, Elliot Page had a thing where Elliott Page went on a, a podcast. podcast tour and was kind of what was the original name? Ellen Ellen Elliott was doing a whole thing about like you know what it's like being a man and how they just and it was

it was just like you go this isn't how this is how chicks are you know what I mean yeah a guy wouldn't do a gay guy maybe right yeah I guess a gay guy but they're acting like a chick yes correct so you're acting like a dude who acts so you go I'm acting I'm a chick acting like a dude acting like a chick yeah it's like traffic thunder

right it's traffic thunder yeah kind of but But anyways, T. Cruz, he's going on a diary of CEO, and he's basically talking about his fat addiction and fat problems. But he goes, I was doing, I was waking up at 10 a.m. And then I'd be fap until the sun came down. Just watching porn for like, yeah, like 13 hour gooner session. So he's like a proper gooner.

Yeah, he is a proper gooner. Which is funny that he was getting me-tued knowing that he was going back to his huge fab sessions. Yeah, that must suck too because, you know, like working on TV. and film is most of it you're just sitting in a trailer so that's probably he probably needs like his sponsor with him like after he like gives it up like he needs someone in the trailer with him just kind of keeping him he definitely needs a lock he needs a wall yeah but that's what i'm saying he needs someone in there because if he locks himself in a trailer with a laptop terry one second cruise oh one

one he'd probably he'd probably given so many one minutes to the a lot a lot of close calls too oh big time yeah he's fucking tucking it up just to go shoot a scene Terry Cruz is probably tucked so often on set. Brooklyn 9-9, almost all of his fucking scenes. He was just rock-hard. Fun fact. Terry Cruz was tucked up. 90% of Brooklyn 9-9 scenes.

Yeah, like the, what is it when they did the director's cut or whatever? Like, you know, they do the voiceover. Yeah, that is the imprint. Yeah, yeah, it was a rock-hard in that scene. I just finished an 11-hour goon session. Fun fact, I'd just been going in there, so I was rock-hard in that scene. and then we'll go to this scene. Fun fact,

it was also a rock hard in that scene. And that was a really hard one. I just fapped the shit out, but couldn't finish. The intern came in. That one, I'm a little less hard because I did finish,

but kept fapping. And then, so, dude, that's so funny. It's like, what's the point of that? I guess he's like, I'm raising awareness

for other people that have, like, 11-hour goon sessions. Yeah, if you two are in this position. Because everyone needs, like, a thing, right? They need some struggle. So his struggle is just like,

I'm a fucking mad goooner. And he's like big time Hollywood guy. So he needs to, you know, they like the vulnerability. Yeah, yeah, I know. You have your thing. And he's probably like, for him, it's like either it's working out too much or cranking it all day. He needs, if you're that rich, you know, I guess you could go like race stuff where you go, you know, like he's either that either become bisexual or you go full like black power stuff. He's like the host of what America's got talent.

So he's like so, so. Right. system. So he has to do that stuff. Like his agent's just like, yeah, this actually will be good for your career. And it will be. It will be, yeah, yeah. He's probably getting some calls being like, I'm so, you know, that's so brave of you. Oh, dude, he's probably doing like $50,000

of pop speeches at fucking Gooner conventions, like anti-Gooner things. I don't think he would do anti-Gooner stuff because it has like church connotations. That's probably why I can't go to Gunaolics. I'm surprised he's not a Christian guy, though. I guess he's probably I would, if I had to guess, if he is a Christian guy, he's not going to be yelling at from the rooftops.

Right. Yeah. Because he's more, he's in that like sort of like Hollywood bubble. And it's not that. It's kind of frowned upon to be super religious. Yeah, that's true.

There you go. I know, but that's why I didn't know that. Yeah, that's why I didn't know that. So he is Christian, but that's why I don't know that. I didn't know that either.

Listen, I know, think about all of the stuff that I do know about him before that. All the very personal information. Think about the long list of very, very personal information. I know about Terry Cruz

before I've been known. known that he's into God. Correct. Yeah, I agree. He keeps that one on the DL. Yeah. But he's more than happy to tell you about his 10-hour fat such. Did you know God's watching the entire time?

That's, well, this is, the Guna-Holic stuff is very God-oriented, right? Like the jerkaholics anonymous? It's the same as A-A. Yeah. They're just addicted to jerkahole. It's a stolen simsic. Hellas. By the way.

I'm just going to do one quick thing. before, I do want to talk about Elon and a lot of stuff that was going on this weekend. I have some of one of the best articles. Some good old time. Yeah, yeah. These fake online stores are letting people shop without spending money.

Here's why. Take my money. I can't believe they actually have this. So they have a site for women right now. Yeah, but see, I'm like the total. I'm taking the other side of it. Well, let me explain what happens. It's a site for women.

Yeah. And they can go on and they fake shop. So they scan through all these different stuff. You fake, put it in the cart. Yeah. You fake type in your address and press enter, but no money was exchanging. It's like a little Fisher Price stove for kids, you know? Like you're a little girl and you get them a fake stove and they just kind of cook away.

I mean, what? You'd have to be lobotomized to actually do this. Yeah, but I, dude, I'm telling you though. But the thing is, you think you could get your chick to do this? Yeah, you just, you make it look so convincing. And then she kind of just, you know. just doesn't realize. Like, it's just,

it kind of gives you all the fun. I don't know. Well, you're saying you have to trick them into thinking they're doing it. Yeah, which is probably not that hard. But then their stuff doesn't come. Yeah, and then you'd be like, doorman.

Doorman? I guess, yeah, I guess, do you hear UPS is on strike? And you say this by you two or three months, but eventually they're going to get to spend it. Eventually, sure, yeah, yeah. You need, like, you need to basically use this to, like,

fish your girl. Like, you know, where you send them like, oh, check out this fucking new web, website and like it has like a real link. But this is not what's happening. They're it's like, you know, like it's like Amazon, but it's like, you know, like it's like Amazon. Yeah. This is this is, yeah, this is not what that's happening. They're saying like, like, this is, yeah, this is not what that's happening. They're saying, like, look, the dopamine is the ordering. It's not receiving the product. Right. Like, I don't think this would cut it. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to, I'm going to definitely. If you know, if there's an American version, I'm like, again, like, like, I'm like, again, like, I have, it's a, it's a real issue in my house. There's no way she would do it though. You go, I found a way for you to shop, but everyone wins. Like, I want fucking world.

I don't have to be stepping over fucking unemptied boxes. In what world is someone? Dude, I have agreed to that. Just like, just fake shopping. I'm trying it. I don't know. Good luck. I'm trying it.

Users say the fake checkout feels, feels, users say the fake checkout feels almost close to the real thing to scratch the itch. It's like saying Terry Crease gets a fake dick to jerk off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's equivalent of saying a dude gets a fake dick to jerk off. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I like this in principle. You have a dick and you, it goes beside your normal dick, and you pretend to jack it off. This is not good. That's how you kind of wean yourself off. You go, this is not good, I guess. They still get the little rush of pressing order. even this is the most

condescending shit, it's so funny. It's, you know what? We got to condescend at this point. Yeah, I'm just saying, my point is good. Yeah. However, it's, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, right.

Good fucking luck. I know, I know. Any dude in the world trying to pitch this. Yeah, we need like Kim Kardashian as like the spokesperson for this somehow. Sure. Yeah, I don't understand how this makes money

other than showing ads for stuff you actually do then buy. I got, like again, this is the only thing I can see how this makes money is. you pay subscription fee to your fake shopping that's crazy no it's ridiculous

yeah this should be the equivalent of a dude where you give him a fake Bloomberg yeah yeah yeah it's like this is paper trading yeah this is well this is you taking your buddy's bets but you didn't actually put any money down you didn't put him down you go you're liaisoning to the bookie but you're not actually

right right yeah this is yeah you set your set the guy that's like yeah he settles up at the end of the year on the end of the year on the end of the year. He's like, damn, I'm down so much money. You go, don't worry about it. And then you put it in any of the bets. Right.

But like, that's an okay sketch for guys where for Christmas, you get them this. It's a big Bloomberg terminal set up and a trading account with money into it. And at the end of it, nothing. Yeah, nothing happens. You go, you're like, honey. It's like sobbing. Honey is like sobbing. Like, I lost everything.

She goes, it's all good. Right, but obviously the problem is if you're up and you try to catch it and you go, you're trashing the blue shirt. Well, you just be like, oh, you're like, I'm up so much money and the wife's like, yeah, yeah, just keep going. Yeah, you have to keep going. You could double it. Have you heard of zero day options?

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You can sign up for my mailing is go to punchup. dot live slash Danny Paul Shuck. Actually, you know what? Of the little funny things, I have one. Danny said that you had the funniest thing, the Stalkers commercial. Oh, yeah. This is the, I think they pulled it.

I just saw it on my Instagram. The comments on it were insane. Where is this? It's a bit of a Roershack test, it seems. I think I have it here. Okay. So basically, Australia. This is New Zealand.

This is New Zealand Burger King. This is New Zealand's Burger King commercial. Yeah, they have this commercial. And they're saying... Dude, I honestly listened to this probably before I sent it to our group chat. Listen to it 20 times. I was like, I was in my hotel room. I was howling.

I heard it immediately. Oh, okay. It's one of those things that you hear and then you can't unhear. You can't entire. Yeah, like I heard it immediate. Some people like, I don't hear it. It's like one of those. It's the dress.

Yeah, yeah, it's the dress. Because JJ said he couldn't hear it. said you can hear it. Okay, well, Johnny, you haven't heard this. You can tell me what you hear. Rodeo mega stackers available on the barbolicion, starring bacon, onion rings,

stacker, and barbecue sauce with as much beef and cheese as you want. The cold classic rodeo mega stacker audio is today. Yeah, you heard it. Okay.

They're saying mega stackers, by the way, just to be clear. That's what? Rodeo mega stackers. It is funny because... But I guess they say meagastaka. You're right. Miga stacker.

But I guess they're all Australian, so that's not weird to that. New Zealand, you're pissing off everybody from New Zealand. And Australia, for that matter. But... Yeah, yeah. What do New Zealanders call themselves? Kiwis. Kiwis and Aussies.

Kiwis and Aussies. Yeah, yeah. But, dude, the comments were just like, what was that? Excuse me? No, I couldn't... Because when you sent it, I'm like, oh, well, I don't get it for a second. You send me a Stalker's commercial, and then I was like, whoa. Whoa.

Easy now. Rodia mega stalkers. Mega stalkers. Mega stalkers. Miga stalkers. Yeah, but like, it's interesting because you think there's in commercials, there's so, like, you know how many iterations of things. Yeah. And I've done voice acting and stuff like that.

The amount of people that are involved in making a commercial for a huge, Fast food chain? Yeah. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. Well, I'll say this. How does it slip through? Look, I guarantee you we have Kiwis who listen to this podcast.

I guarantee you they hear mega. Like, JJ heard mega. But I guarantee you they all probably hear mega. I mean, are their ears broken? Because listen to this. Rodeo meagas stack is a bad at Monument Beefhacket, Star and bacon,

onion rink, stacker, and barbecue sauce with as much beef and cheese. as you want the cult classic rodeo your mega stack audio sit up and once you hear

you can never run here you're like you can't like some of those like optical allusions you know you can kind of blur your eyes and you blur your eyes and you can kind of like

see the other thing that's supposed to be this one just like no I can't hear a mega I thought this must have been fake for a second me too

like are you being God honestly the first thing I was like oh this is obviously fake and then it was like from Burger King New Zealand's Instagram page

Burger King. The amount of people that are involved in a fucking Burger King commercial. Now, now, maybe this is very clever. They did know, they have plausible deniability and they're like, yeah, it's a great for Burger King. They're like, everybody, get your mind out of the gutter. There's no way there'd be too many,

there'd have to be too many people because they'd have to say, there would have to be like once, at least one or two people would have to pitch that to someone else being like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then someone would be like, have you lost your fucking, you're fired? I'm seeing meega. Like one guy would have to be like, listen, here's the thing. He's saying mega.

However. However. Click City. Yeah. We're talking about it. We are talking about it. Not like Burger King needs. It's like, oh shit, there's a place called Burger King?

That seems like a real long shot for Burger King to get a few extra fucking Whopper. A couple extra impressions. You're like, people know about Burger King. A few extra mega stackers. Yeah. So. So. Yeah.

That was phenomenal, though. That was mind-blowing. Mind-blowing. Okay. The world's first trillionaire, Elon Musk. I would have, I mean, I still think it would go down, but like, when the SpaceX launched and the IPO happened, in my mind, I was just like, this is going to be one of those IPOs that, like, goes down 20%. And all you're doing is funding the exit package for all the people that work there. They designed it very cleverly, actually, because currently they have all these shares locked up.

So the float is like, you know, all the available shares. Only 5% of them are trading right now. So it's literally like there's only 5% of the shares actually available to buy or sell. And okay, so not many people selling because most of the people that all the people who own it can't sell for like, I think it's, I think it's 90 days or something. Because to me at some point, this obviously goes. down. It's like this, okay, SpaceX is currently valued larger than the GDP of Canada. There's literally Microsoft. It's like as big of a, and their entire business, as we stand, like as today, there's like 20 million a year. Their actual business is they're a broadband

company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's it. Like, they're just a broadband company. They're Sprint Mobile. Essentially, like, they're a broadband company. You're literally buying this for bases on the moon. They own X. They just bought cursory. yesterday. They literally, I mean, it's genius, but they took the, you know, they're like, we have all this money now and they just bought cursor for $60 billion. Well, that's the whole thing is you basically look at it and you're saying, I'm making a bet that you're betting on literal bases on the moon.

You're betting on bases on the moon that all of the internet's going to be Starlink. Yeah. That you're going to all have chips in your mind. Yep. You're essentially betting your money that you're going to be asking SpaceX for your daily rations, pressing a button it comes out. You go, yeah, obviously I put money in space. X because I think it's going to grow into the evaluation when he's our overlord.

Yeah, correct. Yeah. Correct. I've never seen. Is there ever been evaluations like this other than GameStop? Like, GameStop didn't even come. No, no, no. For in terms of like what it's probably worth on the private market versus what it's

I mean, look, it's worth what it's worth. Like, it's the price is the price. It's now. No, but it's, okay. Sure, you can say that. Oh, yeah. It isn't a purse where the, or a baseball card where you say the prices the price is what people pay.

Companies do have a revenue structure. In terms of fundamentals, yeah, I think they have it's like 20, I think 20 billion in revenue, maybe more, maybe it's 200, whatever it is. Companies isn't just based on a stucity. Doesn't justify a $3 trillion valuation. And I mean, the

odds are, like if you know, the odds are that, yes, in three months from now, it'll be trading in double digits. Like once all the the unlocks happen and all these people also everything Elon Musk does is such a roller coaster. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's definitely fucking buckle up time. If you own it. Yeah, like, I wouldn't buy it here.

Well, I was wrong originally, but I guess I didn't, I wasn't, I wasn't going to do it, so I didn't get too involved. But I didn't realize what you are saying where you go, it's a very small percentage of the shares. If you have money, the only thing I would do, if anybody's interested in it, is sell puts and then out of like a much lower price and then just hope you can buy it at that price. In the future. In the future. And if not, then you just get paid, like, the premium. I'll tell you, so first of all, with Elon Musk, he's kind of bragging about it too. Like people are like, oh, something billionaire and he's kind of, well, I mean, it does seem, I wouldn't be. Because we are getting to the point where this is what the tech CEOs are pitching you.

They're just like, and listen, obviously I'm not one of these, you know, there shouldn't be billionaires type of guys. I'm also a, I can maybe see social trends and cultural trends accurately. Yeah. Where I go, the trend right now is your average person, every AI company and CEO and all these people and every cultural figure is like, AI's coming, you're going to be living in a gutter, your job is done, correct, you're screwed. Also, these people are like richer than ever before. He's got a trillion dollars, good for him, right? The janitor at SpaceX just had like a $40 million dollar exit. Right, right, right.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he got the David Cho, the Facebook where he did the mural for like, like 1% of the shares or some shit. Right. So you go, if you're a dude that's getting up at 6 a.m. to take the bus to your construction site. Yeah. Or a woman who's.

I mean, I will say you're taking the bus because you got a few too many deweys. But it has nothing to do with. Yeah, the bus is a unfortunate. You're a construction work. You can afford a car. Yeah. It's a circumstantial thing. Sure.

Okay. Let's say you're walking to your job on an assembly line. Yeah. And you are maybe. thinking and people are telling you like, hey, by the way, good news, you're going to be fired soon too. But there's better news. Elon Musk's a trillionaire. You are saying like guillotine. Yes. They're leading themselves into this path. If Elon Musk, you'd think what he would do would be being like the ultimate, like this has to be almost paired with where you go, he has a billion dollars.

He goes, I'm also announcing nine schools I'm building. Yeah. Yeah. I'm also, oh, look at all this art Have you into this gallery? I'm, you know, he needs to be like, they're wrong in a fine line here. It is crazy because as far as I know and I could be wrong on this, he's, you know, doesn't do any philanthropy. He's just like, no, we put it back into the thing

and we're just building this giant thing and it's just bigger and bigger and bigger, but there's no, there are no schools or, like he could have a hospital named after him somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you are, okay, if you're richest friend and he's like 10, 20 times richer than you, right? Yeah.

And then you went to expensive dinner. There was a little out of your price range. And then he shows up and he goes, I actually forgot my wallet, but you'll grab this one. You're like, excuse me? So I think that's how people are feeling about this guy right now.

And the cultural trends, there's already half of the country that was sort of like going super populist, you know, Elizabeth Warren, AOC, Bernie Sanders. There should be no such thing as a trillion. Where there's no... Which is kind of taking the heat off the billionaires.

You know, the billionaires are just like... Billionaires are cooking right now. Yeah, billionaires are just like, well, at least they're not a trillionaire, huh? Huh? The best thing The best thing ever happened to billionaires It was like billionaires

Is that even anything? A meager billionaire It's like we have They're like that guy's a fucking trillionaire Why are you coming after me? I'm poor Dude I can't even afford space

Like I'll never be a trillionaire My great grandkids won't be trillionaires I can't even afford a space station I'm fucking poor dude It's like you know your rockets? I have none Right Yeah

So this is, in this specific situation, that was already growing. Yeah. And then you see it growing on the, you know, the right ain't fucking that fond of it either. You think Tucker Carlson's, Tucker Carlson's out here kind of being like, what's this data center business? Yeah. You know, and so the, the, and then the companies, the anthropic CEOs coming out every day being like, oh, we're fucked. Well, dude, they literally shut their crazy new model. They released it.

they had to shut it down because the government, U.S. government forced them to. But they're bullying, they want the U.S. government to force them. Yeah. Well, yeah, it makes them look good. They go, like, kind of. I was arguing with that someone the other day,

where they were talking about, you know, oligopolis, where you have like three or four monopolies always leads to a monopoly, and you're just like, no, it's actually not really true. Three or four companies is, the whole question is,

if someone does something, do you have another option, right? Yeah. What leads to monopolies generally, is the government, getting involved in making, you know, essentially picking a winner. Picking a winner, yeah. Like, generally when you have like a real monopoly, it's like the government sets up fucking

moats for them. Right. I mean, that's what thing is. Do you agree with that? Yeah. I mean, SpaceX has basically the ultimate moat, too. Like, from what I understand, the next closest company that's doing anything similar to them is 10 years behind them.

And now they have like this fucking war chests that they can just like, you know, like they go by, you know, they're like, yeah, R. AML is not that great. We'll just go by cursors. 60 billion, whatever. What is cursor? Curser is like a coding AI thing. It's like, you know, it competes with Claude and all that stuff.

But it's more like coding centric, I think. But it's, it's, you know, it was considered like one of the main ones. Well, if you're going to have Dr. Evil valuations. Trillion dollars. You do need to, I've been, you know, it's less showing off. And I'll tell you, listen, there's certain things Elon Musk's done that I like, certain things I don't like. However, when he's on X right now, right?

Like stirring up controversy because he wants to have his, you know, more engagement. Yeah. I don't even feel like his heart's in it. Like he's, because he's obviously, he has to tweet 20 times a day really like inflammatory stuff because he... About the white race and stuff.

Well, but it does feel like, white identitarianism. It kind of doesn't, you tell me if you agree with this. It feels like to me, it's like on his to do list, he has to go do, like 10 tweets. So he's kind of like, you know, he's, he's doing his meetings for his space.

He's talking about the IPO and he's like, oh, right, right, right. I have to go do a tweet. They're trying to replace us. Like, it does feel like his heart's not even in it. Yeah. You go. Yeah, yeah. It's not his main cause.

I probably was. But I don't even know if he believes it. It's like, one, he wants the engagement. He's trying to stir up controversy for his numbers. Again, the more X, I don't know what portion X is of SpaceX, but like, SpaceX owns X now. I know. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So, and so, you know, maybe he's like, yeah, we make the share price, tweet some fucking inflammatory shit. Right. So that's what he's, he's trying to, he's talking to his book in that. And I just, I'm not buying it. It does feel like his heart's not in it when he tweets. Yeah. Yeah. He feels busier now. There are times when he felt like he had less going on. It's either someone else doing it for him. Yeah. Which is even funnier. Like, you know, I want you to go on there and just every, you know, five or six times a day tweet, like, like, You know, they're rapists. It's just like White Lives Matter. Just whenever you get a chance, just throwing a White Lives Matter there.

Well, they're not making, they're not making friends. They're making enemies. Yep. And it does feel like when you have that much money, it's very easy. And here's the worst part is when it does switch and they go, well, he has a trillion dollars. We need to take that money. It's like, lo and behold, we couldn't, but we are taxing the 300 grand year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Turns out he is pretty rock solid structure for his business. Turns out, yeah, Elizabeth Warren wasn't able to actually just like take half of a company. And since he doesn't take any profits, we weren't actually able to get that much money. Yeah, he borrows against it. But however, the good news is your neighbor that you don't like so much is going to be buying that new hot tub this week. Correct. Yeah. That's what always happens.

Yeah, it's interesting. It's interesting. The question is how long until the next trillionaire? Like, is it, are we waiting? like is it like a decade or is good question and he's gonna go up and down in and out for a little bit he'll go yeah yeah but if you were a progressive politician

or just a populace in general this is Christmas for you oh yeah like when Bernie got to fire off that first trillionaire tweet he probably shut a tear oh he probably was loving it he's just like we just need to nationalize SpaceX like when you got to fire off that first

yeah he legitimately wishes there should be no billion backpack You know what's crazy is whenever I type trillionaire, it's a word that I guess is like I always get like an auto, not an auto complete. It just is like, it's spelled wrong, even though it's spelled wrong. No, that's just your phone because you have it on bitch mode where it's like this, you don't need to worry about this man. Don't worry about it, pal.

You're not going to get there anyways. Don't fucking worry. Even billionaires, like, we'll give that, we'll let you talk about it. But it's like, I'm telling you. You're not one of us. This is not, you know, you're a different type of guy. Yeah. So right now, they're creep, they're chomping at the bit.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know what they can really do. Like, I mean, they're not, this isn't Russia. You're not fucking China. You're not nationalizing companies. Buddy, I think that you are underestimating how quickly tides can change on stuff like that. Yeah. I mean, again, it's, you could do it with SpaceX, but then the consequences down the line for

every other company who wants to build. They're like, okay, I guess I've got to go somewhere else. They can create insane regulatory regime on. Oh, yeah, yeah, for starters. Yeah. Which, there'll be stuff like that, I think. And then on top of that, they can, they're, you know, they're trying to take half the company.

Well, but he'll be like, yo, I'm fucking building bases on the moon, and then they're going to register the company on the moon. It's just like, I don't even pay taxes anymore. I'm a moon company. I'm moonsteading. Yeah, yeah, I'm literally like, I'm on the moon. So unless there's, there's no government on the moon, so there's no taxes on the moon. Oh, sure.

Yeah. I guess that's what you have to do. Crazy there will be. I'm a resident of the moon. There will be. There will be moon taxes one day. One day. It's going to be moon income tax.

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is now disgustingly unfathomily rich, so Huffing to Post isn't happy. The funny thing is, there's people who are like probably I wouldn't be surprised if there's some private family who is a trillionaire. They're just, they're not public about it. This is my question for you actually, because this is sort of your point where you go, there's other trillionaires. Who are they? You always say Putin. So like Putin's probably in that ballpark.

He's definitely hundreds and hundreds of billions. Dude, if you go look up Putin's net worth online, it says 400K. He's like official like a Russian government net worth is 400,000. That it is. Yeah, yeah. I just like some Saudi guys. Not even Saudi guys. It would just be like some fan. who just, you know, owned crazy amount of like that. Well, here's the biggest part about it. Is there is these families, you know, that are, they own so much and you go, he's worth a hundred billion and you go, well, why is that? You go, well, because his nine sons all have a $200, are a $200 billion trust.

Yeah. And they can't touch only. He can access. His wife has a $300 billion trust. His mom has a $300 billion. Yeah. So a lot of these people, like, you know, a Rothschild type, which again, I don't know if they're Rothschild have like tech money.

is that like, you know, famously after several generations, like with the Vanderbilt's, they eventually squander all the money. Yeah, but they can't touch it. They can't touch it, yeah. Like a lot of them, dude, I mean, there's a whole industry of family trust wealth where you go, well, you go, yeah, the money is, you go, if you add the money up the, these seven people, it's a trillionaire. Right. But that's seven different people's money. Right. They aren't allowed to access it.

I'm the only one who can control it. That, yeah. Yeah, I don't, uh, I feel like someone, you know. I mean, would the fucking queen of their king of England? Like, I don't know. His network has got to be up there. No, Britain's fucking poor now, dude. But they just own so much Muslim slum.

Yeah. They just own so much land. It's like, you know. The problem, too, is a lot of those things like the Vatican, they go, yeah, this stuff's priceless. It's like literally, you go, I don't know. But except that's not priceless. But it's not priceless. I just went on Zillow.

Yeah, yeah. But again, you're like, okay, well, go put these artworks up for sale and let's see what you get. And you go, But that's not one guy. That's not one guy, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure they exist. You see the Globe and Mail piece that they got fucking...

Globe and Mail piece was so funny. And they changed the title of it. They changed the title. So this is a Canadian paper. Yeah, Canadian paper. It was... Which is somewhat of a centrist Canadian paper, if I'm being honest. It was. It's not anymore.

Okay. It's not anymore. But it was opinion SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the cut your dick off press now. Yeah, the first trillionaire. Here's how to properly hate him. You're going to see a lot more of that, dude. And I mean, the irony here is that the global. mail is owned by the Thompson family, the richest family in Canada. They're like $90 billion net worth.

The son who owns it is a billionaire literally just inherited this thing. And they take government subsidies to keep the thing going. And they're like, here's how to hate billionaires. You're like, the guy who owns your paper takes tax dollars to keep his bullshit paper going when he doesn't need the money. Oh, interesting. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, here's how to properly hate Elon Musk. So that's like, he's just that, David Thompson's like, yeah, see this fucking. There's so many potkell on the kettle's black right now. Insane. Yeah, there's a lot of pretty rich people

calling a lot of, where it's like, and there is a lot of people too, where it's like, you go, his actual like real money assets is probably like somewhat similar to yours. And they have a crazy paperwell. Doesn't he like Elon Musk's like living a trailer? Yeah, he doesn't have to, but I mean, he doesn't have to

obviously. Yeah, but I mean, I still, their paper wealth. And you go, don't forget, he's got alimony payments up the wazoo, dude. Fucking Ashley's St. Clair and all the other baby mamas. He has like 20. baby mama he's funding. Ashley Sinclair's on the fucking press tour against him. I know, I know. She's fucking big lib

now. Yeah, she went on, she's like, she was on like Don, I saw a clip she was on like Don Lemon's podcast being like guys and she's just like, dude, that's a woman's scorn. Oh, big time to the point where she's, he fucked up on that sort of. Kind of. I mean, to the point, well, I think I

wouldn't want that dude. No, I wouldn't want that. I would sort of that out. But also he did try and sort it out. It was like she was getting like, you know, literally set for life money and it's like all you got to do is keep your mouth shot and we're not in a relationship sure and i would have told him is hey buddy you think you can just be slamming through influencers willy-nilly it doesn't work like that well oh you go well the influencer probably i just won't spill on my dirty laundry you go yeah well he's he's probably like well we had a deal that was

the deal this guy i mean listen many many of men and by the way many of women also have thought that they could just be like Yeah, we have a nice little arrangement It goes that With the influencers dude It's a different breed He doesn't know this breed of people I mean it's to the point where she literally

I talk about Hates him so much That she changed all of her political opinions That is true Like she was like I hate this guy so much I'm so scorn that I'm just now opposite day I'm the opposite of everything I was a year ago That being said

Yeah the the the the the the whole political sphere turned into the drama sphere a lot yeah right yeah it's big drama so if the drama is like taken over and then I think it was like if I'm going to do all this drama I do sort of need to switch my other stuff too

yeah yeah so Mike my my it's the thing that I'll get more so that's the chicken and egg it was like did I did I switch and then the because I hate him in the drama or do I need to, I want to air out all this drama stuff. And because of that, I'm going to have to like do concessions here where I go, also I was wrong.

Yeah, because he has to be wrong. Well, he has to be wrong, correct. And also he cut her off from tons of money. So it's kind of like a double way. I mean, not only will he not be with her, not like be in the kid's life. It's also like, yeah, you have way less money now for doing this stuff for the rest of your life.

Yeah, I wouldn't believe that in my wake. Yeah. I don't, I mean, I'm not built like that, but also I'm, I think that maybe is a good thing. I don't like having like people that I I don't have a crazy trail of people

that I used to be friends with. Right, yeah, of course. You know, exes that were enemies. I just don't have that. No, but he... And I would hate that. Yeah, I wouldn't like it either, but he operates differently.

No, you're a sociopath. He's just like, take my seed. That's... He's literally like, just have my seed. Here's some money. Hey, listen, I don't think the billionaires are listening to me, but for one,

you need to stop with your... like AI Dumerism. We're going to have Andrew Yang on the podcast next week to have the great AI debate with me and Danny. Yep. He's going to moderate. He's going to moderate. Ryan thinks it's all fucking roses.

Listen, what I'm saying right now, I do think that, listen, when is the world ever been, can you name me one time? There's probably one time. But can you name often? Can you name four times?

Can you name four times? Can you name time in our lifetime where the world has been over the top, worried, hysterical about something, and they haven't overshot it by a long margin? Yeah, like they didn't overdo it. Like COVID, do you think people overshot that? Oh, big time. COVID. I don't remember, like, I mean, the internet, like the exuberance around like the early internet stuff was, was Y2K. Yeah.

I mean, listen, this is South Park. people have a tendency to pick up the pitchfork and get hyped up in a frenzy that generally ends up being crazier than the reality. I mean, look, there are some things certainly in your favor that are happening. Like a lot of these big companies are like, yeah, you know what? Like we're spending so much money on AI and we can't link it to any sort of productivity improvements. So we're kind of pulling it back for like white collar stuff. But I mean, between the AI and the robotics, you know, it's like it's like it's like I, it's, like I, it's, like I, it's. Yeah, I've kind of been back and forth on this because, you know, as much as I, I'm concerned about, like, the low-skilled people.

I was like, oh, you know, I was definitely like, oh, this is going to, like, wipe out the white collar people, too. But now I think it's just going to be mostly the low-skill people who are going to get really fucking hammered by this. You've already updated some of yours. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like, because a lot of, look, it's like this is, AI is almost like a commodity. And I don't know how many AI subscriptions you have or how many different ones is. One.

Okay. But they're like, two. Two. They're like, one of them is sucks. Yeah. Which one's that? The opus clips. Oh, Opus clips.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I fucking probably do 80 clips in one of them I'll use. Yeah, yeah. It's not quite there yet. But it's a really crappy employee. Right. Yeah, yeah. It's like very, very crappy, like barely speaks English employee.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, like, if you use different, like, AI models and you ask them the same question, 99% of the time they give you the same answer. I've been getting crazy wrong stuff some lately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, but like, it'll just, you know, for 99% of people. I was talking about the SpaceX IPO. Yeah. And fucking Chad GPD

was arguing with me that it's a private company. And I go, IPO, go look, and it goes, good catch. Yeah, of course. It is a public company now. I go, are you fucking dumb? Are you dumb, bud? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, I have it with Clyde where

I'll ask it stuff and then I'll be like, can you just double check that? And you're like, oh, you know what? It's like, Connor was talking shit. Like, it'll essentially say I was talking shit. And then you're like, you know, I actually went and looked into it. Yeah, yeah. There's more to this. Sure. Yeah, it's a fucking you're an employee that's just crazy good at sophistry. Yeah, but my point is that a lot of these are just giving you the same answers and at which

point you're like, okay, well then this is more of like a commodity. It's not like, oh, this one's so sick, like, unless you're doing like some high level coding. Yeah, it's a yeah. And I don't, we'll get in the price and then they'll be like downward price. We don't need to hash out our entire debate until we have our moderator, Andrew Yang. Yep. Yang gang. But, um, um, The other part was all of the states that have driven out billionaires or whatever, which is, you know, obviously Canada, like California, et cetera, et cetera. They, the amount of money they just lost on, like, SpaceX moving to Texas is like the equivalent of, like, their yearly budget.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, but they don't care. They're just like, we, it's SpaceX who is wrong. I guess, yeah. But regardless of that sentiment does matter. Like we watch, think about the times in your life where you watch public sentiment get hyped up on something and it leading to like a super overreaction on it. So that does happen. You know what I mean?

Oh, for sure. I mean, in UK right now, people are going to jail for tweets because, you know, sentiment is hyped up on that, right? So sentiment can get pretty hyped up. And when I talk to your average person, they're just like full on. like this is the worst thing that's ever happened. We're cooked. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean. And it's honestly an unpopular opinion. Like, to be honest, I'm, maybe we should stop saying it because everyone, everyone's just like, shut up. I find that I'm the, you might be right. It's possible. I don't, I mean, the robotic stuff, like, even, you want to punch me. Do you know how mad people get when I say this is a deal? Even talking about the AI stuff, we don't even talk about, like, we, we don't even

really consider, like, the robotics element of the AI stuff, which is. probably pretty huge. Like, you know, they're already like Amazon is... That's two different questions of whether all this stuff is going to be huge and whether there's going to be all these good things and all these new companies and they're going to cure this and cure that. And some... That's a different question to be like, we're fucking cooked. Yeah. Yeah. I mean... Listen, our videos we've done just keep consistently being proven happening in real life. Yep. So we predicted five or six things.

okay so right now they have in in California I actually didn't have the headline oh the headline inside California's gay certification program we did a video in this very studio yeah where you know the guy says you know how you want to be diverse and you go I'm gay yes and then he goes well obviously you prove it Johnny was there it was the diversity bed it's basically like from reading it's the equivalent of trying to go on birthright where you need all these letters and stuff

from the from the rabbi so fucking funny So basically, it's in the energy sector, but among other sectors. They get all these big government contracts. They decided that a lot of the contracts have to go to the LGBTQs. Yeah, yeah, like some portion, just, you know, real CBC business. By the way, CBC lost hockey day in Canada. And what does that mean now? Just like, I don't know, was there like a point you've been saying?

Well, no, no, no. They're just like, announced yesterday I go, like, how the, they're just, like, they're just, what an epic fumble. It was like the most Canadian thing ever was like hockey nine Canada on CBC and they're just like yeah we lost it for good So that country's not doing great

Not great And they have the LGBT stuff We used to have to fill out the diversity report I was just thinking that just came because This is very CBC Canada like Yeah Well my favorite thing Yeah I always had to hire people that

Because I couldn't do They were like I wanted to be the director and the writer of the thing And they're just like that's a lot of white guys But it's one white guy I go, we don't really see it. A lot of white, dude. It's not how we see it.

You're telling me the editor is going to be white too. You're like, well, yeah, I'm going to edit it, and there's like a lot of white guys. Big yikes. It's one guy. Yikes. Right. So we had to get some fancy paperwork going to make some of that happen. Oh, yeah.

But in California, they have the energy sector, and they have, first of all, you know, whatever. People can argue this is bad, and they kind of have, they sort of had the federal stuff saying that you can't do this stuff anymore, and that's neither here nor there. What is here nor there is how they prove that they're gay is what Danny said. It's a whole certification system. You basically have a gay judge, like RuPaul. Yeah.

You come in and you're just like, I'm looking for the energy requirement. He goes, with those shoes. Do you get like a certain, like an actual certificate? Yes. Like your forklift? Like you just get like, how the scheme raises an obvious question. How does a business qualify as officially gay? I got some of when we call it on.

You get fucking a dozen 12 year olds to show up. You'll know pretty quickly. Paperwork supplying house Paperwork supplier clearinghouse a group that certifies firms for CPUC program

features a list of qualifications linked on the website. Applicants can secure certification by providing a letter from an LGBTQ organization so like pink news can be like certified gay. Certified gay Yeah

Yeah Attesting to their sexual preferences A proof that a newspaper Identified them as LGBT Yeah So if a newspaper Yeah

Yeah like if you're in like the newspaper In the piss pool Like that's enough You go look I was on the fucking This is how you get I was in the SF Chronicle Just like getting doused

In the piss pool Try to tell me I'm not gay Front page baby front page of the S. F. Chronicle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is... No, but I was laughing, saying,

you go, here's an article of the Daily Wire, Matt Walsh calling me gay. You know what I mean? Jeff Bezos is out here being like, here's five publications that called me gay. Right, yeah. But if you think about it, Tom Cruise,

think about how many places have called him gay. Like there's so many, but maybe they're like, like well but it's not confirmed and they go it's in publication calling me gay show me where I'm wrong this is what we had to do to get our green cards kind of and also by the way there's like you could get what three letters you have to get three letters from gay guys but then how do you know they're gay they have to get three letters yeah yeah they have to get three letters it's like if you if you can find three certified gays to certify you it's like the mafia it's kind of you're like yeah

but then what about so yeah you can get a certified letter from an so pink like you can get like a letters from news organizations being like, trust me, this guy blows dudes, right? Or you can show them a bunch of newspaper articles being like, this is, look at all this press, I've been getting for how gay I am. Or, and by the way, if you're just like running an energy company, why do you have all this press saying you're gay?

I guess you, but it's easy. You probably just. Well, it's because you're probably like, yeah, there's, you know, and first gay CEO. Right, right, right. You're constantly on the press tour. Yeah, you're doing all that stuff and wanting to let people know. Or three letters from personal contacts

written on company letterhead attesting that they're homosexual. It's a crazy letter. I can attest, I hear by attest that Ryan Long is a homosexual and likes to do homosexual activities. But that's so funny. You're working at energy company. Yeah. And you have to call your buddies being like, yo, can you write me a letter saying I'm gay?

Yeah, you know, a reference letter? What does the reference letter say? You mainly have to talk about them gay. Just to say that I'm gay. Do they have to like be detailed letters? It's almost crazier than what we said. We said the diversity bed was at the place where you have to go bang the guy in the public.

You have to get three guys to say they banged you or that they know, they can confirm that you're gay. And who are like, these are verifiable, you know, I imagine they do some research, so these are guys who are like verifiably gay as well. No, I think the personal contacts don't have to be gay. But they're putting their reputation online because it's illegal.

It's illegal to say a guy's gay when you don't think of it. So you can be prosecuted of like, you hand it out like a... You're like doing it under oath. which is so fucking hot you're lying under oath lying under oath about somebody being gay God that's hot so you're essentially under

perjury I don't know if that's actually true but I'm sure no one's gotten prosecuted I mean I have a feeling this is going to be taken advantage I mean this literally sounds you know right now You have to kiss one guy like you go out and you close your eyes And then you three people witnessed it And they're like I've witnessed him personally kissing another man

You know right now like two out of work White Hollywood writers are just like light bulbs everywhere for a fucking movie. And they're just like, nobody's going to make this. I'll write your letter. You just get four guys to make a pact. We'll write a pact that we're all gay. Yeah, exactly.

It's just like. You write my letters. I write your letters. Yeah. And we're all gay. Nobody's none the wiser. Supplier clearinghouse also accepts gay certification. Of course.

From the national LGBT. So there's competing groups that do the gay certification. Oh, yeah. Big business. This is like fucking. Oh, yeah. Sort of like getting a medallion. It's like turning into a business.

We're like, yeah, we're the, you know, if you want like a proper gay certification, we're ISO 9,000 gay certified. Oh, yeah, yeah. You, you're just got the supplier clearinghouse, buddy. We're national LGBTQ plus certified. An Allied Chamber of Commerce. See, that's where my head always is going. I remember when they had the diversity reports, we had to fill out.

It was like my biggest joke was to fill out the, like, Danny's gay. and then like email it to him. You know what I mean? Just be like, to me, I can't think of anything funnier than me applying for your gay certification. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course, of course.

Like, we're going to the airport, so if you got your passport, I get like a picture of your passport, like a picture your ID when you're sort of not paying attention. I do the full, I find the letters of people. No.

I get your certification, but I put your address as mine and then I come to the podcast with you've been officially certified as gay by the government. Yeah, you're like doing stuff. He's like, Dan, did you know that like,

uh, only one out of 10 men can touch their toes for five seconds and then I'm like no I can do it and then you just like fucking slap like like like like it goes man congrats dude that's hard to do and then you get your LGBTQ certified gay this is primo a grade A certified homo right here folks so that's funny shit good shit going on in California they had their CN Tower week too I mean you went on the c and tower is fucking they're they got a new thing every day so I looked at it because Danny was sort of going off about the CN Tower, which are you saying about it?

Well, they're just like, they have a new, like, every day. So, CN Tower, which is like the biggest tower in the world? It used to be. It used to be. Every day. So this is from today. Tonight, the CN Tower will be lit lime green and green for international CDKL5 Awareness Day. But the fatty liver one was funny.

National Fatty Liver Day. Yesterday, tonight the C. Tower will be lit green for world sea turtle day they have world sickle awareness day so it's every day then they have dude it's like world refugee day so refugee day is where do they come like indigenous people's day tonight the sea and tower will be lit yellow for international pollinator week world rainforest day here's uh here's another one tonight the sea and tower will be lit purple for world elder abuse awareness day to so they're lighting the sea and tower a certain color to don't beat up old people but again you're like

if you don't follow them on Twitter, you're just like, oh, it's purple night. Yeah, how would you ever know that's for world? Village. It's not raising any awareness. Vitilgo day. What's Vitilgo? That's what, uh, what's Vidalago? That is when you're black and your skin goes white.

They get a lighting day? Oh, buddy. They're fucking, dude, the team that is like coming up with having a new days, here's June 13th. Tonight the CN Tower will be lit red for international cavernous malformation month. Micropinus Awareness Month. No, that would funny. Toronto Pride, Canadian multiculturalism Day.

Skelderma. What's scleroderma? I don't know. That's the thing that's like, I don't even know what these things are. Anthroposis multiplex conagenta awareness day. It's not working because it's not raising very much awareness. International Baton disease awareness day. Yeah, that is pretty funny.

They just have all these random days. Yeah, these are like so random days. Dick too big day. Spina bifida and hydrocephalus awareness month. Brain injury awareness month. How do they pick the colors? They're like blue and green for brain injury awareness. Yeah.

It's like, are those the colors of brain injury? Too much. Yeah, it's, I don't know what the hell they're doing. UFC fighter declares Michelle Obama as a man after winning match at White House. By the way, did you watch that? I did, yeah, I watched it. Apparently everyone said it was sick. actual fights were fire.

Fights were great. It was awesome. Honestly, people were talking so much shit about it, but they... Those people who didn't watch, like, actually, like UFC or watch it. Like, UFC, but they were like,

you know, they pulled it off. Like, it was great. The whole thing was awesome. It was very cool. I did think it was funny when you saw the, like, dune buggies jumping on the UFC. You were just like,

it was like a fucking little kid's dream or whatever. Well, it was on Flag Day. Or no, was it? Yeah, it was on Flag Day. Yeah, but it was like, they turned it into, like, such a white trash thing.

Yeah, totally like, white trash patriot rally. But when that guy came out and said Michelle Obama's man, I'll tell you, you could see Rogan just being like, fuck me. Yeah, yeah. Like, look, there's one thing to do that at like a normal UFC event and you go, you know, because these guys are trying to be personalities. That's like a big part of

you know, being successful. Yeah, so you sell tickets, man, they watch Strickland move units based on that. Like you want to say crazy shit, but like saying that at the White House is kind of crazy room. It sort of put everyone else in a position because then every every time there's something like this

and now becomes a referendum, like, no matter what the joke is, if someone makes anything that resembles a joke and you don't like it, people go, oh, you're a fucking lip, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because I think they asked, Shane, they're like, what did you think of that?

And he's like, I didn't love that. And it was, I became like, I saw that, that my entire algorithm is now like a referendum on whether Shane's in the right or wrong of whether he liked it. That was the whole news, like, you know, the entire news from that was just, the next day, it was just like,

can you believe what this guy said? So they did put that guy in the map, I guess. He might have worked because his next fight, he might actually... I mean, he's going to have to fight Big Mike. He raised his profile, that's for sure. But, I mean, it is one of those funny, like, super online person things to do because you say stuff like this and you assume everybody knows what you're talking about when, like, most people are like, what?

Oh, do you think that's what happened that most people don't even know about this kind of thing? Like, I think a lot of people are like, yeah, I don't know, I never heard that before. Like, obviously, people who are super online know it, but I'm sure a lot of people tune in and being like, what? You know, I think you're incorrect on that. Trump didn't like... Because I've seen people that have like jokes about that, or like not even a joke saying she has a dick,

but like joke that... Yeah, but these are super online people. No, I'm talking about it in a normal comedy club, and I've seen it always, like everyone always seems to know. It's never one of those things where they don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I don't know. It was a bad look. Based on seeing people do jokes about that topic

is that your average person does know about it. Maybe. Trump was... But it might be something that maybe that, like, your average, like, Lib woman doesn't, so there's enough people. So, I don't know. Yeah, but your average woman's not watching the UFC, but they find out. I mean, now everybody knows about it, at least the theory. Right.

Yeah, yeah, if they didn't know before, he certainly raised awareness. He gave Trump like a necklace. I don't know if you saw after he wanted to give Trump this, like necklace, and Trump put it on. And then he said that in Trump. Was it necklace like a warlord? Neckles with, like, a dick, dildo? I don't know what it was, but Trump heard that. he just took the thing right off.

Really? Yeah. I didn't see that for it. Yeah, I didn't like it. No, I think that's one of those things where probably most people were just like, fuck, I thought we were gonna... I thought we were watching and I was like,

I can't believe he said that. Like, he was saying some crazy shit, and then that one I was like, okay, that was not... Again, it's just like, you don't do that at the White House. Well, you're going to be in the chopping block right now because there's people that are just like, that, uh, they get really mad when someone says they don't like any,

a joke that has like a political slant? No, no, I don't, I don't care about the joke. I think the venue was, was, yeah, I think that's a lot. No, there's a lot of people that see themselves as like, yeah, I'm conservative, I'm this, but I'm class, I'm a class act. Yeah. You know, I'm not, you know, I think

that some people see themselves as that. And then also there's, I think there's some people that see themselves as like, listen, I don't live like in the middle of a red state. So I'm constantly like explaining that, no, I'm not actually like a bigot. You know what I mean? And then stuff, whatever, right?

However, that being all said two things. For one, I'll tell you, the first part is all the articles started coming out saying that Trump facing pressure to condemn it. And they said it's a racist, transphobic, sexist tweet. And you go, how is it racist? And they go on and on about how it's racist. And it says, historically been the case, the beauty of black women as a whole doesn't align with the mainstream ideals of attractiveness.

and this is what a few, that's what they're saying, not him. Yeah. And then you go, we'll explain Bridget McRone then. Right. Same thing. Yeah, same thing. There's no shortage of politicians' wives have a dick. Right.

That's, that is true. So the fact that they're now saying it's racist, it was like, okay, except they also say it about Bridget McCrone. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that was, yeah, I don't think if racist is not what I think it is. They're just kind of grasping. But, I mean, it was like literally the only story about this the next day. Me too.

Yeah, that's what all I saw. Yeah, it was just this. Which is just like putting... No, I saw some people talking about the fights for... I'm saying all the mainstream news. That's kind of like, all mainstream news is just like, can you believe this guy said this? Because, you know, all the left wing news outlets

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Oh really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know this? I didn't see him there. So Nate Bargazzi went and he got, he's getting fucking like lit up right now. Buddy, I saw, and I'll go on like different platforms, like threads and all that. Just thread after thread of people being like, now I'm never going to his show.

Dude, I've seen threads with this, you know, they start talking about like, yeah, and he sucks in his movies. Like, the whole, like a whole side of the. internet like turned on him yeah i mean you if you're him like you probably knew that people aren't gonna like you go it's funny too because they they they they it was trump's birthday so it's like there's layers to this whole no and this whole thing has been yeah i know he's just like i just want to go i like ufc of course and it's cool and and all by the way so many comedians go to these things because rogan's the fucking you have commentator and everyone's tapped in that dana white like likes to have people in that world there

so you can get it in yeah of course you can get comp tickets and stuff like that it was a hard ticket to get I know but comedians are tapped into that and influence the same as you know if you're kind of in that like YouTube streamer Nelk Boys world

or adjacent you're kind of like tapped in because Dana White knows that bringing those guys as good publicity and also the kind of like Rogan adjacent world can all get tickets because he's the commentator I mean I didn't see any of the the Narrabrogatsy stuff.

Well, it's funny because they had it. It was interesting to me because you were sort of thinking, like, what are the articles? How are they going to make this song? Yeah, how are they going to frame this is this was bad? Right. How are they going to frame this? This is bad. And the first thing they did was, uh, obviously that, the Obama's wife thing.

Yeah. Which, by the way, actually, I know I'm jumping around. Oh, she does have a dick? No, I said, the Daily Mail has contacted Michelle Obama's representative for comment. Okay, imagine this. someone calls your wife ugly, right? And then someone goes, I can't believe that they said that.

That is so mean. So I went up and asked her, I go, people are calling you ugly. What do you think of that? You're now an asshole. Yeah, for sure. By the way, you're just as bad. You're just as bad.

Someone trash talk to you, and then you go up and bring it up to them. Kind of. So they called Michelle Obama's place for comment. You're as much complicit where you're calling Obama picks up and they go, hey we're looking for a comment on your wife's dick

Hey you are now Brad? Is your wife have a penis? You're stric sanding it? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it is It is one of the- Obama. I go, listen, your 50 articles defending that I don't have a dick isn't helping.

If you wanted to help, nothing. Yeah, nothing. Just let it go. Let us slide. So they call, and Obama has to give a comment. It's Obama here. He refers himself as Obama. Barry?

Barry. Barry? Barry? Is Barry? they go. So we're looking for comment on your wife having a dick and then they go, he has to give a comment on what? First and follow up question, how big is it?

There's no dick. So you're having to comment. Yeah, the whole thing was. But they did a thing, they go, Trump's UFC guest list reported and where the heck are the celebrities? So they wrote Daily Beast and Huffos and all these articles.

Where was Javier Bardem? Yeah, they wrote an article being like, ha, ha, I can't even get celebrities there. And then their next article was like, trying to ruin the life of a celebrity that were there. Maybe you even call them celebrities, so I wouldn't. They go, where is Tom Brady?

Jared Leto, Guy Ritchie, Adam Sandler. Those are people. They listed off people that weren't there. Those are the celebrities they know? Right. So they listed out people that weren't there. And then they did a bunch of exposed. They're just like, dude, I saw a neighbor. It goes,

neighbor gots he's been exposed. And you go, as going to, a UFC thing. Yeah, yeah, sitting in the audience of UFC. It was crazy, right? Like, thing fucking 20 million people want. Paltrow was getting blasted, too, because Paltrow basically came out recently. She was some Israel ad or something? I didn't know that.

Oh, what was your thing? I saw her, she was getting blasted for her. She did some ad for some Israeli. That's actually probably more of a blast than what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, for some Israeli, like, real estate developer for, like, I think it was like a commercial that, like, aired in Israel. Oh. You know, and so that's, like, a common thing where

celebrities will take, like, a bag to do an overseas commercial. Oh, the Japan ads. Yeah, Japan ads, right? Where nobody will ever see them. But I guess, like, with the internet now, it just kind of makes it. Can't get away with it. Yeah, I can't get away with it.

You can't be just like, you know, I did my Burka ad in Saudi Arabia. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, people find out. I did my government PSA to journalist to shut the fuck up. She's just like, I got a million dollars to do a fucking 30 second commercial. Wow, I didn't know that one. No, I don't know what she actually got, but I'm sure she got it. Not the million dollars. I didn't know that she was in chopping block for that.

Yeah, they're not like. Well, basically, you know, she's up to the, you know she's up to wacky shit, right? Yeah. So part of it's that she likes to get the press. You know, she's got the vagina candles. Yeah. But she's with Chris Martin. Mm-hmm.

Crappy band. Yeah. Coldplay fucking sucks. And Chris Martin fancies himself a bit of a Bono, right? Mm-hmm. So Chris, this is very bugossipy of me. Yeah. Chris Martin fancies himself a bit of a Bono.

He does, though, right? Yeah. So Bono is like the guy who sucks. Yeah. Right's still not over than putting the fucking album on this iPod. I still get it every now and then. It's nuts.

And it wasn't a good album. That's the funny thing. It was like, oh man, that was such a sick album. Dude, I have PTSD. It still comes on.

I have like, because you know how you have all these and then sometimes you get a new phone and then you just turn it on and all of a sudden, it'll be on my computer too. It'll just start playing and I want to smash it.

Start playing on your computer. You've never had that? With that specifically, you two albums? Yeah. No, never. Oh,

buddy, I've had it times. I don't, no, I didn't, I'm trying to think of, I bought an iPod. I still get it to this day. Around that time.

I think I did buy an iPod around that time when it came preloaded. Well, it's on my phone and it's on my computer it's everywhere. Yeah. And I don't really,

yeah, I don't have that other, it's the only one I have on there. I don't use that, that album is. It's funny because there's probably like some YouTube fans who were like,

that was the best album. No, there wasn't. If they liked it, they hate it now. So he fancies himself a Bono, right? Yeah. And then she's a wacky wacko, Hollywood wacko. Yeah.

And she's been, she was dabbling into the progressive politics. And she did like a Beto O'Rourke fundraiser and all this sort of stuff. And she was getting out there about feminism. And she sort of topped that in to sell her vagina candles. Now, in the last little bit, she could, goes, she goes, I don't know, I don't know if I would call myself a liberal or Republican. I guess I'm sort of centrist. I have opinions from both sides.

That's what she says. Yeah. Shitstorm for her. Yeah. So she got fucking million articles. She's saying her new husband is, uh, well, Chris Martin's like the feminist, right? No, but it's not Chris Martin. It's her new husband.

It's some different guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's because she was also saying like, yeah, the new husband's like super liberal. Yeah. And he's probably Chris Martin's even more liberal than that. She goes, Chris Martin is like, the fucking Mr. Lebril.

Oh, big time. Who is the new husband? I don't know. Some guy. Probably some fucking hedge fund manager, if I had to guess. Peltra. New husband. Yeah, that is the trajectory.

You go from the rock star to the Brad Falchuk. Who is Brad Falchuk? I need to know. Ryan's getting his gay certification right now, by the way. Oh, he's a writer and director. Nah. A couple of met.

He made a guest appearance on the hit series Glee. Falchuk co-created Glee So Dan, you couldn't have been fucking more wrong And I couldn't have been more wrong To back up your fucking nonsense All right, we're both getting our gay certification

If it's Glee So we're certified So she's been dating back to back Like male feminists, right? Mm-hmm. Oh fuck She's been dating back to back Uh,

Going back to back. Right. And she goes, My husband's like Mr. Leib and I'm, you know, I think what's happening is she's been dating these men that are just like,

you know, no you will not stay home you will work yeah yeah definitely like can you believe that they're making it illegal to trans kids you will pay for happy yeah crying about it and stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah she comes home the crater of she has the crater of glee on her couch crying that they won't like yeah yeah they're making chop kids dick's off they're not no that the government's not paying for the dick chombing up surgeries for four year old yeah and then so she's kind of like uh yeah a lot of feminine energy and like she's probably the masculine energy i would go yeah yeah yeah i think that's what's happening.

Yeah. But regardless, she said that and it becomes national news. Gwyneth Paltrow being a Republican, Oscar winner, struggles to defenders, centrists politics, and it's on and on and on. So it's just funny that they do an article being like, why is there no people? They can't even get celebrities there. And then any time a celebrity says something like, in the middle. Right.

They're like lives over. Well, I'm sure her fucking Israel ad is not helping with this case. I didn't realize. Yeah. Centrist case. Probably not great. So my favorite story of probably the last six years has been this SPLC thing. We've been kind of keeping updates on it.

The fucking, the updates on this are more than we could ever dream. I couldn't dream of it. I couldn't dream of this. SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to her lover in Neo-Nazi group and the pair even had a joint bank account. They lived together. Yeah, so she basically got involved with the neo. They started trying to, she works at the LSP.

trying to infiltrate neo-Nazis falls in love with one. Well, let's back it up a little bit because it starts with them being like how are we going to help? It's like, well, we're going to buy the clan robes. You know, that's how we get in. Now we're paying for cross-burnings.

Cross-burnings. We're paying for cross-burnings. Which we have an update on that too. We do have an update on that. We're paying for cross-burnings. We're paying for clan robes. And then now she meets the guy who's like the girl.

She's dating the Grand Wizard. You think at any point, she's like doing fucking she's like doing the like laundry she's like literally like getting by hands stains out of the grand wizard robe and it's like what am i doing what the hell am i doing what's happening like she's like getting the stains out so that he looks good at the meeting tonight you know and she and she is the coordinator of the anti-hate group else me like and from what i understand like she ran the spielc like like infiltrating groups and stuff and She works at the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Yeah. And she got fucking turned by the Grand Wizard. The thing that's calling everybody racist, like had a master list of all racist people. They were fighting for their master list of racist to be the list that determines whether you can get a bank account or a social media account. And she's fucking the Grand Wizard. So this guy was the informant. Allegedly they shared a home bank accounts, $140,000. of SPLC money flowed into accounts they shared.

The informant ultimately received more than 1 million, 1.2 million from SPLC over the years, well, embedded in extremist circles. Do you think he was pitching her like, I'm getting out any day now? Yeah, maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, maybe that's the sales pitch. Do you think she turned him a bit where he was like, just, I just need to do 10 more rallies, like, I'm out, kind of like. Yeah, yeah, like he was a double agent, maybe. Well, not that.

It was more like the mobster that says like one last score. Yeah, one last. Just one last hate crime. Yeah, yeah. We just need a few more bucks from the SPLC. And then he's like, we'll never have to work again. We can move. It's like, I'll leave that all behind.

I'll leave that all behind. My racist days will be in the past. Yeah. Like, he's trying to do the American History X thing. And he's like, then me and you can go do our tour where you turned a guy. I can do speeches about how I used to be racist. You know they love that. Right.

And that's big money too. Big money. She's probably like, you think the fucking money's in you being into the clan. We'll get you real money. Wait till we get the ex-clay in the clan. Used to be in the clan guy doing fucking elementary schools.

I'm actually boys with the guy that does the big YouTube videos of I flip the clan guys. And we'll let him write a book on that. We can get you 10% of those profits. Yeah. You're going to get a movie. Is this like...

We're going to have a movie. Criminal for her? Like she facing... Because I would love to hear her explanation. I don't think we'll ever get it. Dick too good. Dick too good. I would love to hear.

hear her, she's been addicted to the dicks and she licked it. Like, yeah, I would love to hear what she has to say about this. Hey man,

the, the hard ones? What the hard ones? Yeah. She's like, you know, politics makes strange bedfellows. It's like,

I don't know this is politics, but all right. She's fucking burning race politics, I suppose. She comes home, just like swastika's everywhere. Our old habit,

sorry, yes, you're right. I forgot. You, we agreed. you were doing the interior decorating. Do you think he has a man cave with some of his, like...

Yeah, some of his trinkets. Little Hitler trinkets and bubbles and stuff. Maybe. Maybe. So then... Did he, like, introduce her to the friends? That is the question, right? Did she get full side piece status where they just, like, never met?

Like, kind of he had a double life where he's like, oh, I'm just like, I'm single. Yeah. Well, he can introduce her because she's a double agent. Yes. not a double agent, but that's like risky. If you're at like a fucking, you're in a barn about to do a clan meeting and then someone finds out like, she's like public figure.

You know, they find out she works for the SPLC. No, so they both probably had to be. So how they lived together was very secretive. Yeah. But don't forget, the clan is a bit of a don't ask, don't tell when you're there, I think. Yeah, probably, probably they don't love it though if you're, no, but I think that that's, you know, even the robes and all that stuff. Like, I don't know if everyone knows everyone's details.

Like, are they getting beers after? That's a good question. I don't, yeah, I don't think it's as, it's like that anymore. I think it's more like they probably do hang out outside of clan activities. Right, they have a bowl, they go bowling, darts, maybe. Yeah, like all that stuff. They're having some beers. It's kind of like a-

Social club. Yeah, like a Legion. You take a Legion thing. Yeah, or like a VA club. But yeah, having a Legion thing and then coming home to your girlfriend who's in the Southern Poverty Law Center is something else. Yeah. And then the second. cross-burning. I think you know about this one of me. This is the cross-burning that we referenced

last week. Remember last week we're like, I'm saying second to my hypothetical cross- right? Because last week I was like, do they even burn crosses anymore? And then I looked it up and they're like, yeah, there was one yesterday in Chicago. And there was a ton of articles being like white supremacies alive and well. Yes. And it was an Asian boy. Did you watch the interview with this guy? Hilarious. He's like, no, you don't get it. It's like, it's an anti-Trump thing. I hate Trump. That's why I put a red hat on top of the cross as I burned it. And everybody's like, it was like, yeah, nobody saw the red hat. It went up in flames right away.

All people saw was a flaming cross in a Chicago park. And he's just like, well, maybe the execution wasn't great. No, that was him trying to pitch it because what happened was there was videos like finding who it was, right? Yeah. And then they had an image and they put it out to the public and it was going to, they were going to find him essentially, right? Right.

So he decided to go turn himself in and the story he came up with is like, what do you mean? This is anti-Trump thing. Yeah, it's a cross. It's a T. Yeah, what do you mean? Lower case T. It's a T, lowercase T for Trump.

I'm not giving him the credit of giving him an uppercase T. Also, it's like if you do an uppercase T, it's really top-heavy, and they fall down. It's like you need to balance out the weight, so you put the lowercase T. Yeah, like, what don't you get? What are you struggling with here? I burned a lowercase T because I don't like Trump. Yeah. I put the red hat on top of it.

Yeah, I didn't know it was just going to go up in flames. Claim he was He claimed he was not trying to intimidate black people He was protesting Trump and Christian nationalism And the cross was intended to be an anti-Trump symbol Not a pro quo KK1 The notion that he's like Wait, people used to burn crosses

This is an anti-black thing? I didn't even know that I thought I thought I fuck I mean I guess All great art has been done huh? Oh, fag on my face, huh? Every you know, I guess monkeys on a typewriter Yeah like it's just like yeah I didn't know that's a thing great I wouldn't I don't want to say great minds

because I don't consider their minds to be great but yeah but man yeah my parallel thinking my mistake parallel thinking yeah that that one was it was funny just because they were so many articles about how you know that's and you I think we probably called it was a hoax did not we not I don't think we said it was a hoax I was just like I was just like what the fuck I didn't I you know I just read the article I was like oh I got You know, I feel like any time across burns, that makes it to the... When I hear about it in some place that I don't understand, like if you told me some town with a thousand people in Tennessee or something like that,

I'm sure that there's some people that would argue with me where they go, no, you don't understand that town's like normal. I don't know. Like there's lots of places like little pockets of America that I'm like, you know, there's the stereotype that everyone's just like, you know, hillbilly racist. And I go, I have no idea I've never been there. I don't,

sun down or town. I don't know anyone from there. And the extent to which that's true, I don't know. Yeah. So maybe I go, I don't know. But if you tell me that it was downtown Chicago,

I think generally my instinct is, that's what I'm one of my- misunderstanding. That's one of my arguments with like FBI in those shows where they were always taking down white supremacists and they were like, lived in Brooklyn. Right. You're just like,

that's big pocket of fucking white nationalists in Bushwick. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Um, but yeah, I just feel like, cross-burning is not really a thing they do.

They're more like online now. Yeah. It's more of an online thing. I don't think cross-burning really gets the juice. Yeah, and maybe it does. I don't know. Obviously, the SPLC and the KKK, but I didn't think that was happening in downtown Chicago.

No. And it turns out it's not. Turns out it's... What percentage of hate hoaxes are fake, you think? Hey. Definitely some of them. I mean, if we're counting, this is like... The thing is,

he wouldn't even say this is a hate hoax he's like this was uh this was real it's just the hate was misguided i hate don't trump it's not a hoax you misinterpreted it yeah i'm sorry not all not all great art can be interpreted properly yeah sorry uh so this oh yeah definitely a portion i don't know i don't this witch drama so we've been following the etsy witches and their scandals yes we follow the witch red it we follow the etsy witch drama where they had to take them off because they were getting in trouble because the people wanted their money back and there's legal liability. They cursed Charlie Kirk. They cursed Charlie Kirk and it was causing a lot of trouble for Etsy and they stopped

doing the witches. They have these different groups and Facebook groups. Now there's this big witch drama. The two of the first one, they both wrote an article for Daily Mail about the other witch. The first one, I was roped into a cult-like group dedicated to a demonic magic after I made one harmless purchase on Etsy. And she said she had a herniated disc, so she found a candle online that promised to a alleviate pain. She decided to try it. 48 years old. After the purchase, she received message asking if she wanted to join the Facebook

group. She never expected the purchase would lead to her getting roped into a group she described as cult likes, scammed into tens of thousands of dollars and harassed for years. Now, hold up. Yeah. You go, yeah, I bought this thing, and then I was getting into this Facebook group

and you go, yeah, it's so crazy, they got me to spend $20,000 on witch potions. You go, back up. Yeah, yeah, what? Also, and they're like, yeah, she lied. She said she was, she went to Harvard. You know, all the best witches are Harvard train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, if any woman I know

told me, they go, someone fucking scammed me online, my initial instinct is, that fucking sucks. What happened? And they go, they forced me to purchase 80,000 bad spells over the course of the last five years. No, it would be like, someone scammy. It's like, what happened? It's like, oh, I bought this, this spell candle. You go, oh, that does seem like a scam.

You go, no, no, no, that wasn't the scam. The scam followed. And then after that, I bought this, you know, make him love me potion where you have to buy all these potatoes. And then they go, oh, that's crazy. And you go, no, no, no. Again, that wasn't the scam. So then after that, I'm in the Facebook group and I'm talking to my fellow witches.

Oh, you go, that's how the scam started. Well, there wasn't a scam at that point. I'm getting to the scam part. Just stop interrupting me. I'll get to the scam. 90 potions in. That's when I thought something was askew. You're at 18,000 you didn't draw a red flag took you to 20 to be like hold on

Hold on my spidey senses are tingling right now She's not the only customer of Ashley Atoria's Etsy shop who claimed they were tricked into spending an immense amount of money You this is you weren't tricked into spending 20,000 dollars you were tricked into spending $70 by the way this is a great advertisement for that fake website sure fake witch spells yeah yeah yeah spell shopping website that's the thing too it's like that like you could take that money it goes into like you know you have fake spell

and then the money goes in like a savings account right like it's like a savings account thing so she even sees the charge on her credit card still gets the spell you get the spell you get the spell you get the spell and you don't get wrapped up in this call and then you at the end of the year they send you your money back yeah no no it's just like that is a that is humanitarian work yeah yeah at the end of the year you're just like shit what's $800 for it goes all

fake spells that you were buying. Well, that's funny because the one worked. Well, they're even better. There you go, you're better. You're up. Look at that. You're up. She's not the only customer who spent an enormous amount of money on bogus magical

projects that didn't even work. Can you believe some of these magical projects were fake? And she's scorned now. She left after spending $20,000 and she's going to the press. going to... Are you sure? Smash him in Escalgo, aren't you embarrassed? Like any guy who gets scammed, they just go, yeah, chalk that one up. Taking this to the

equivalent of a dude being like, 80,000 different women asked me to give them money online and none of them turned out to be real. Yeah, I was giving money to this Findom and I didn't get anything in return. Yeah, aren't you embarrassed? Can you believe it? In March 2024, she shared what appeared to be

a letter of a completion for a degree called herself Dr. Ashley. Oh, well, then fair enough. You didn't tell me she was a doctor. The woman said she was verified with Harvard and they went to, which program. They went to Harvard and tried to verify, and they found out that she was never even there. Yeah, yeah. Wait, Harvard doesn't even have a witchcraft program? That's when they started. That is, this is a classic horror movie where they go, none of our spells are working. They go, well, she obviously went to Harvard. Let's see if any of her classmates,

we'll find some of her classmates to see if they knew how good she was. Maybe her whole teacher can tell us how good she was at spells in the Spell School. Yeah. And so they go down to Hogwarts, Harvard, Hogwarts, Harvard, Hogwarts Editions. Hogwarts campus. And she goes, hey, we're just wondering about Dr. Ashley Atoria. She did some spells for us.

Where could you direct us to the spell department? They go, we actually don't have a spell department. She goes, huh, huh. Did you used to have one though? And you must have just shut down, man. Shuttered it recently? Or, what's, what's up? I guess Harvard. What are you talking about?

The woman they verified, never in attendance. So they're finding out she never existed, and they go, so first of all, they find out she didn't go to Harvard. Then they find, now they're just like, are these even real potions? Wait, is this witch some sort of con artist? I never. In addition, they claim that they ultimately decided to leave the group. But Tori and her followers harassed them, giving them creepy gifts,

including a cockroach naming certificate, and sent them death threats. Wait, this is an official cockroach naming certificate? She jumped out, post. Potions claiming they'd help you with anything from losing weight to winning the lottery. She bought a winning the lottery potion. Yeah, that work out. Getting back to an X. Solving cancer.

Solving cancer. So she, think of it. Borderline, we're getting into a criminal activity here. At what point when you get a solving cancer certificate, a potion? Now, is this like your curing cancer? You're like, hey, everybody, cured cancer. Yeah, everybody. You cure your cancer.

Not my own. I've, from the world. I just care cancer, period. Yeah. So you're sitting there with a room. full of a solving cancer certificate. Yeah. A fucking winning the lottery potion. A cockroach naming thing?

No, that's what they sent her to... So after she left the group, they sent her... They sent her bad spells. Oh, they sent her bad spells. Well, partially because she's doing this press to her. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. People get so excited about these oils and drinking them, bathing in them. It was like a frenzy. People were spending money they didn't have. They were borrowing money to purchase them. They were completely obsessed with these products. That's one of the main products she's talking about is wealth oils. So they're bathing in wealth oils.

And after the first nine wealth oils, they started thinking, I'm down the money for the wealth oils. Pretty bad breakout on my face and don't have any wealth. I actually have negative nine wealth potions. She claimed the user posted satellite pictures of her home to scare. Okay, whatever. So first rule of the witch group is no one leaves the witch group. That's fair.

So the witches weren't happy. Now, this is a funny article, and you would think it ends there. but the leader of the witch girl is not taking this standing down so she contacts the Daily Mail and she gives her side of the story she has to defend her empire she has a lot of money riding on this

she is fucking rolling I think she sent a cease and desist spell yes she did a cease and desist motion I was accused of luring Etsy shoppers into a cult-like group obsessed with demonic magic but this is the real story okay

last month multiple formal former members of the controversial group seventh witch house. That's the name of the group, seventh witch house. The Order of Dark Arts spoke in detail at the Daily Mail about their alleged experience

of the group. Atori told a very different story. Allegedly, the women are just bitter that they got kicked out of the group and they've been denied more spells. Atari told the Daily Mail. The products themselves didn't deliver the results, rather the ritual performed with them.

So they did it wrong. They did it wrong. Yeah, you didn't follow the instructions. Duh. It's like if you buy a fucking thing off IKEA and you don't follow the instructions, you put it together and it just doesn't look like anything. You go, that's your bad.

You purchased 85,000 spells. Yeah. And didn't buy the, you didn't buy the proper. Did you, let me guess. You bought the cheap potato? Yeah. What we got?

Yeah, you bought the Chinese cauldron? All right. Yeah. I think I figured out the problem. Yeah, exactly. And it's my fault. Yeah, it's my fault. Because you chinched out on the wand.

Yeah, I think so. My typical consumer, is very, is generally an advanced witch. I don't do the rituals for people. I sell them the tools. I teach them how to do the rituals. And if they, if that... User error.

She's literally blaming this on user error. What am I supposed to do? I gave you the tools to cure cancer. And win the lottery. It's like you bought a VHS player. You put a sandwich in it. That's not my fault. Okay.

Never told you to do that. My, there is, yeah, my spell that makes you win the lottery is, Perfect. Yeah, of course. If you don't know how to do the spell, don't blame that on me. It's a magician buying a trick off Amazon and you can't pull it off. Yeah, he goes, hey.

They saw the rabbit. Yeah. That's my fault. Yeah, you got following the instructions. I sold you the rabbit. I sold you the hat. And I sold you the list of how to do the rabbit hat. Yeah.

The fact that your audience saw the rabbit, that has nothing to do with me. Yeah, it's not my fault. I'm sure from the outside looking in, the entire thing can seem odd, but it's very much based on a formula. You use certain rituals. You do them correctly with the right gratitude and respect. didn't have Sorry, attitude.

She didn't have the right attitude. Didn't have the right attitude. That is so funny. She's like, I didn't win the lottery. He's like, let me ask you a question. What was your attitude situation? It was good. It goes, oh, you wanted to be bad, actually.

So, I thought I wanted a positive attitude. You know what I was, you want to do actually the opposite. She chinted out on the tools, on the tools and the supplies. Yeah. She didn't have the right attitude. She didn't have the right respect. Yeah. Yeah.

And then if you have the right attitude and respect, you can have an credible results, she says. Just to be clear, it's extremely rare that people don't get results. Nine of ten people win the lottery. Extremely rare. Nine don't have ten people with the cancer smell cured their cancer. Definitely, she just fucked this one up. I don't know what to tell you.

Yeah. I used to have cancer. Nervous. She's just pathological liar, I guess. That's so funny, eh? Her going to Daily Mail to be like, the lottery spell works. Yeah, the lottery spell works. Okay.

And in response to her claims, I'm just the best in the space I can confidently say that. If it doesn't work, which again is rare, usually just takes some troubleshooting. Did you use the right light candle? Did you use the right ritual? Did you say the right thing? So there just needs some troubleshooting. Yes. You use the wrong candle. It is crazy because like there must be women seeing the stuff who are in the group or like die hard. Feef. Yeah, but they're also like, you know, come to think of it. None of these have worked yet. No, I think the women in the group are looking at it being like, oh no, like fuck, am I being duped? and then she goes and does the press run

and she was like, oh, fief. Yeah, just was the wrong kid. Yeah, I just been doing it wrong this whole time. Foof. A Tori pointed out that most of the women who spoke against her were deeply invested in the community for five years. If I know a woman that's dropping money on winning the lottery spells for five years,

and then she goes, can you believe this girl? I go, you know, fool you once. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you took a shot at the lottery spell, like a one-time deal, I'd be like whatever. And if you did it tongue-in-cheekly, yeah. Fool you for five years, 80,000.

thousand times. But not only are you out on the lottery spells, you're out on the lottery tickets as well. So it's like, you're kind of getting fucked double here. The former members previously claimed they faced harassment, retaliation after separating from the group. Tori denied encouraging her followers to go after the women and say she's not responsible for what the members of the group doers say. Real mobster this woman. She also claimed that any retaliation that the women faced was deserved because they attacked her first. So you come for the... She's like, I don't support this, but I do kind of support this. She's saying, if you come for the head witch.

Yeah. And some bad things happened to you. Would you expect? The game's the game. Games the game. The fucking balls on this woman, though, to do an article being like,

the cancer spell of work. She just didn't do her stuff, right? So anyways, that's a, what a, what a roller coaster that is. Yeah, big time. I'm sure she still has like a lot of fucking,

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