The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Campaign Ending Trump News Didn't End Campaign, WNBA Demands More Money, & A CRAZY Japanese Tradition

Episode Date: October 26, 2024

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Well, I've been waiting here for 24 hours. All right, roll the tape. I got an hour and a half on the dot. Let's start the pod. Let's go. Great. So we're doing an opening sketch. Do you know the intros work?

We send it to someone. They edit it. There's graphics. There's swishing. We don't have time for that. Roll the tape. Podcasting. I mean, you couldn't call me.

I don't have your number. You think I have your number? What am I, your boyfriend? I mean, I emailed your agent. Yeah, my agent has bigger things to do than take your calls right now. First of all, I just got downgraded to Comfort Plus. So yeah, my agent has a lot on his plate right now, okay? Roll the tape.

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Oh, baby Oh man, lots going on right now I just flew right in from Los Angeles Doing press stuff, I'm going right to Chicago, then we got Nashville We got, oh no, right to Philadelphia Nashville, Chicago I'll tell you one thing that

Just only one thing But, so I'm at this restaurant, right I'm by myself, the last day I finish a thing, I have four, so I'm at this restaurant, right? I'm by myself. The last day, I finish a thing. I have four hours before I go to the restaurant. And very nice. Bring me your finest wieners, sir. Bring me your finest wieners, sir.

And by the way, I was going to fancy restaurants. Hated them. Yeah. And you know what? I was actually thinking about this. The reason why I'm getting pickier in my old age, which it does feel like. Yeah. Because people have commented on that, that you didn't used to be this kind of like basic.

And I think the reason is, is because for most of my life, food was just whatever, you know what I mean? Just sustenance. Sustenance, you got to eat. Then I'm around all these,

you know, fancy boy homos. Mm-hmm. You're, sure. That are all like, you know, every meal we get,

they're, you know, sniffing it like a food simole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are the foams? Yes.

So you guys are so, everyone I'm friends with, considers themselves like a food samoa Yeah, yeah, yeah Where are the foams? Yes, so you guys are so Everyone I'm friends with Considers themselves such a foodie That I'm forced to be a foodie now So now I'm thinking about it And it turns out I don't like it Yeah, yeah, you don't like all this fancy nonsense Right, so

Yeah, but there's so many foods I don't like Which I never would have thought of Like, oh yeah, whatever, eat this, I'm fine And then now I'm like Evaluating I'm being trained to evaluate Yeah And i'm not liking what i'm evaluating yeah so now i'm at restaurants being like this is just ordering off the kids menu being like do you have noodles with butter yes exactly yeah i'm like a reverse foodie but then so i'm at this restaurant by myself wasn't

loving it and by the way they were grumpy taking forever to do stuff and then uh a couple came up to me and they go uh they were like, oh, you're the guy from YouTube or whatever, right? And which is always nice. People are usually nice. Don't mind talking to people. The thing is, they made a spectacle, which when you make a spectacle at a restaurant being like, oh, can we get a picture and all this stuff?

Everyone's watching. Now I'm in for 25% minimum. Yeah. So this, see what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. You can'm in for 25% minimum. Yeah. So this, see what I'm saying? Yeah, you can't stiff them on the tip. And I'm not trying to stiff them.

Sounds like it. Sounds like Ryan's normally stiffing them on the tip and now he can't. Listen, I didn't like the food. They took forever. They were ignoring me. 15% would have been more than enough.

What was the meal? This was a half chicken and there was probably two, there was a bite of chicken on the whole fucking thing. On a half of a chicken? Yes. And it didn't come with any sides.

It was Joe Biden's economy. It was Joe Biden's. Jeez. It was Joe Biden's America, actually. That's tough. So they really shrink-flation on the chicken. I had two bites of chicken and there was a couple beans beside it.

The beans were gross. It was just a crappy meal and it was probably $55. $55 for half a It was just a crappy meal. And it was probably $55. $55 for half a chicken? Yes, it sucked. So it was $55, half a chicken. Probably the Coke was for it. So I'm in for probably $65.

I would have, $15 would have been plenty. They ignored me. I had to, it was like I had to do the two-finger whistle to get these guys' attention. And then this guy and his wife make such a big scene that everyone's like, who are you? Then the waiter comes. He's like, oh, blah, blah. And I'm like, like well now it's like now i'm the biggest dick you at least get better attention at that point i did get a little bit better you got one top up of your diet coke but yeah so i think it when the table you want to be discreet if you're asking for a picture because

when you make that stink understand you just cost me 10 bucks you gotta wear glasses and a hoodie you gotta when you come in you go hey can i like sit at the booth in the back kind of thing like yeah you need like a private booth that leo sits yeah but if i start coming in with glasses then i'm doing this to myself if i come in with glasses and i'm like hey i need a non-discrete area they're like this guy's gonna have to pay out no you go i'm a pedophile i'm a very known pedophile now i'm getting my food spit in hey man damned if you do damned if i was definitely damned pen the pocketbook was definitely damned for this crappy meal i'm in for fucking 100 bucks at the end of this thing i got two bites of chicken i had to go

to starbucks and get a cheese plate oh my god i actually didn't go straight from there to starbucks and just go to chipotle i can i don't like chipotle I don't like Chipotle You don't like Chipotle? Nah, I'm sort of off Mexican food Really? Sounds like chicken and beef I used to like it I'm off it now Oh man

You just can't win Before we get into it What about Gas Station Ramen? Where you just go to 7-Eleven I ain't got nothing against Gas Station Ramen Yeah, go to 7-Eleven Get a big bite If there was a

By the way, Danny If there was a 7-Eleven in the area We wouldn't be having this conversation Maybe one of the most underrated dogs in the world is the 7-Eleven hot dog. It's such an underrated dog, but here's the problem with the 7-Eleven dog. You can't get it that often because they're often in an area that's very crowded. The dogs are so exposed that there's always a chance that a homeless guy fucking coughed on it and felt it up.

Oh, that's part of the game. If you're eating food from 7-Eleven... No, I don't like it. But if you're at a gas station, like, if you're at a gas station on the highway, like, on a highway, like, stop, you know, these are people on the move. You're probably not having a lot of that.

But the problem with 7-Eleven smack in the city is you're eating a fucking homeless guy's phlegm with your dog. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I just assume that's just part of the deal. Well, it's not for me. Hey, more homeless guy's phlegm for your dog. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I just assume that's just part of the deal. Well, it's not for me. Hey, more homeless guys with phlegm for you.

Yeah. Whatever's in the hot dog just immunizes you from whatever the phlegm is. Lately, I've been in the zone of finding a science thing for the start because... Because I hate science so much.

Because you hate science. You don't like what these scientists are doing. So over-scientist. Well, these scientists got a big grant and they've been working away around the clock and they've been working away around

the clock and they have found out that gay voice is a thing you can tell a man's homosexual by the way he talks as scientists wow thanks science thanks for your contribution science we didn't know oh oh wow yeah turns out my bullying was all on point. All that bullying I used to do. That I used to do. When I was in elementary school. These scientists in a lab sitting around. They got a bunch of gay guys.

And after they got their beak. Sitting there with beacons, test tubes, obviously. Talk. Can you just. Yeah, they have to all like. They're doing an audition. They got to read a line. They got them in the Peter Frampton thing. They got to read a line and they show them like, they have like all these like wires

hooked up, you know, and then to their like brain or whatever. And then they do, can you talk? And then they show them just like two guys having sex and then it lights up and they go, see, see, see, he's, he talked gay and he liked the gay sex. Yeah, there you go. Check one box for science. Hi, how's it going? And then they go, okay, yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. I think we need more science. Can, how's it going? And then they go, okay, yeah. I don't know. I think we need more science. Can we bring some more guys in here? The fucking great... Science has done it again! Science has done it again. If you talk gay, you are gay. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

Well, they also... But there are some people who have the gay... There's someone who I met recently, actually, who has had the gay voice. There's a few guys that have the gay voice that aren't gay. Yeah. I got news for you, pal. Ice tea style. I i mean well that's what you know we're waiting for the

shoe to drop on that one but what does science have to say about that well there's a guy that i know that but he's had the gay voice hardcore and he's not gay but everyone's like he is yeah yeah you are yeah yeah you are i guess i don't know because i guess sure some people just are yeah well i think that's what science is and fucking sure but and then on that science is calling those people out being like

time to come out of the closet we know what's up we're science we're science and you're gay hate to break it to you pal

so science is sort of done trust the science well they did it and then their hypothesis was that the guys were doing it to signal to other gay guys

the hypothesis it's obviously like they're you know you start being gay there's a culture they all talk like that and they go okay we'll start talking like that you also your t is pretty low like you kind of start talking like a girl you start a little bit more feminine obviously their thing is like you know it's like a code for other gay guys like you know yeah they're saying like you show up and then they talk like that so it signals to other gay guys that your fucking exits open for business but so the so they're saying that you your people are putting on the voice they're saying duh yeah yeah they're they're saying straight up they're all just putting it on they're saying no they're saying like it was a biological coping mechanism they're kind of going that route where

they're saying that you know they had no choice because society's so hard on them they had to develop like a new language with other gays to tell them that you know i'm open for business interesting all right well thank you for your contributions thank you for your contribution i hope they win some sort of uh nobel prize for science yeah you have to go through a glory hole the thing nice the uh well the re on the topic though so people send us kind of things about like the european immigration systems all you know when people talk about it bad here obviously that's a big trump talking point that it's bad here and people it's a combo harris talking point now too it's an everyone talking about all now she loves the wall now uh but her uh um in germany and canada all those you know a lot of those places people are

like they're just gaming gaming the system right here they have to you know hire someone in the mexican cartel he brings them through a thing we gotta walk over the border yeah this one muslim man granted asylum in austria by claiming to be gay and this guy came in to austria and he muslim man muslim yep and he's a muslim construction worker too he's not even amen not not some fancy boy muslim he's a real straight guy. Real straight guy. Father of five children. And basically, he went in there and he got denied. And then he appealed the denial, basically saying, I'm persecuted in my country by being homeless. And they go, what about the fact that you're married?

Homosexual. Homosexual? Yeah, yeah. No disparaging the homeless people. That is not grounds for getting asylum. They go, I'm homeless. They go, well, then get the fuck out of here. What do we want you here for?

We don't want homeless people. Well, they go, what about your wife and five kids? And he was able to credibly prove the claims. This is the part where it gets a little wacky. He goes, well, what about now? Well, I'm... Sorry, Mohammed. I'm gay.

Yeah, he's a butcher and a, sorry, Muhammad. I'm gay. Yeah. He's a butcher and a construction worker. Butchering that ass. Well, it sounds like that's what he's doing. I don't know if he put on the, you know, he put on the thing, but he's a hardcore Muslim. His family's in the other country. He's in the new country being like, you don't understand. I'm boning guys right and left.

Because he goes, the court decided that the man who worked as a butcher um was able to credibly demonstrate in the proceedings even though he was a married man uh he has and has five children he's a homosexual who regularly seeks contact with men for sexual purposes ah damn it i wish we could know what that's what i'm saying what that looks like how to prove that to this german tribunal man he goes so what kind of gay stuff do you like and goes where do I start show tunes here's a picture of me watching willing grades soccer yeah I'm a big soccer guy soccer guys that gay I'm on my knees five times a day fellas and he proved it though yeah that's and now he gets a whole family over to Germany yeah and then

he can't family really probably does let you do that's And now he gets To bring his whole family Over to Germany Yeah and then he gets Family reunification Actually Canada probably Does let you do that He continued to be in contact With his wife and children So his wife and children Are still in Turkey

Yeah but they said He can now bring them over He can now bring His relatives over If you get over If you can get the green card You can get your relatives here For family reunification

Yeah yeah yeah That's actually the easiest way They love family reunification Of course Of course All you gotta do Is prove you're gay yeah i think it helps i don't know how you do it though i think i think because when you're muslim they're like well no real muslim is saying they're gay unless they're real gay but it seems like people are just figured out how to hack this system right and left you know what i mean absolutely but you're you are correct

in saying that i would if we could get a viewing of that courtroom, I would fucking love it. Yeah, yeah. They're like, you use two hands, one hand. What's the technique like? I think what... He's like literally just in front of five people being like... That's a gay dude. I don't know.

Shows up. He's dressed nice. Yeah, for sure. He matches everything. He's got accessories. Yeah, I think he goes, it's Adam,'s adam eve and steve is kind of what he says muhammad muhammad muhammad and muhammad muhammad and muhammad kills him inside because he's faking it but he's like fuck man he goes i don't know it'll be fine he goes yeah like i'm i'm hoping

for 72 virgins dudes yeah all guys 72 just dude virgins you know if i'm not gay drop your pants right now see if i get aroused well try it and the guy's like i'm not taking my pants off he's like afraid i might like it she shows up just in chaps just just like a leather daddy outfit he goes i'm here for my tribunal hearing the The things you do for citizenship. Hey, man. Things you do to not live in Turkey. I know, right? I thought Turkey was all right.

Interesting, yeah. Yeah, but I guess, I don't know. Well, actually, remember, Turkey was the country, remember, we covered the article where they arrested that guy because they suspected him for being gay? Yes. Remember, they picked him up in the street, but then he was super gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe that guy showed that article and goes, hey man,

guys like us, we just get picked out of the street. They have the best gaydar. This military level gaydar. Actually, you know what we should bring up before we get into the Trump career ending hit pieces that didn't even seem like

their career ending? They're nothing. This thing that John sent us. So in China, Japan. Yeah, you know what? I was fucking, I didn't get a chance to actually see a lot of this, but I kind of got the gist of it. Oh, you weren't watching our thread?

I saw the thread, but I was like kind of, it was while I was doing Tim Pool, so I didn't see all of it. But yeah, I kind of got the gist of it, but I didn't see all of it. Buddy, so this thing in Japan, it's didn't see all of it. Yeah, I kind of got the gist of it, but I didn't see all of it. Buddy! So this thing, in Japan,

it's called Yobai. Y-O-B-A-I. In my opinion, it's not an AI thing, contrary to what you might believe. In my opinion, they were sending me this, and I go, this sounds like you're lying. Yeah, yeah, it sounds crazy. Yobai, Japanese nightcrawling, and apparently

there was a wrestler named Yobai, and they And apparently there was a wrestler Named Yobai And they called him the night crawler Oh okay Was an ancient Japanese custom Usually practiced by young unmarried people It was once common all over Japan So they're saying it's common At night

Young unmarried men Silently entered the houses With young unmarried women A young man would silently crawl Into a woman's room And make his intentions known If the woman consented They would sleep together by the morning he would leave the girl's family may know about it but they pretend they did not it was a common for young people to find a spouse

like this man really rolling the dice this is what he says he goes and he goes it's become less of a tradition because the locks on the doors and everything have gotten better and you have to break the locks in and i go what so so this is what you do as a dude you just bust into the house and try to have sex with the girl and the parents just let it happen and you go and they go sometimes it happens to married women and you go but the men would be naked he goes the men would creep in the house naked to signal that they're no no no i'm just doing a yo buy and you go okay but if a guy breaks into the house naked trying signal that they're no no no i'm just doing a yo buy and you go okay but if a guy breaks into the house naked trying to bang my wife you're not like the game's the game yeah you go hey it's our culture are you trying to fuck my wife you go i'm doing a yo buy

yeah i'm doing yo but oh she's married sorry my bad i didn't realize i'll just see myself out and you go all right cool dude he's sending all this all this stuff i couldn't believe what i was hearing so it was like sometimes they'll'll go to a grandma's bed or something Yeah And everybody's very like oh you crazy kids That sounds like It's very normalized where you just Slide into a chick's bed

And then She's like I'm not interested A girl can either accept or reject the offer In case of failure The overnight guest also had to quietly leave on the way to someone else's house yet while you're doing a tour yeah you're like hey you're like if some chick turns you like you have like a list of all these addresses and she's like no you go i guess i'll just go next door they're saying it like the guys you know a bunch of guys having a night out

and then afterwards no one you know no one gets any ladies so they're like yeah you want to just fucking give me a yo bye night literally i mean in america that's you're a serial rapist that's what i'm saying yeah and i how did this even start i i'm like in awe a girl can either accept or reject the offer um one caveat is that in order uh the object of lust and his parents not confuse the son-in-law with a thief and accidentally cut him down that's why he goes naked uh this clearly indicates the intentions and then it said this is my favorite part they go if he is busted and they they the parents catch him do it they might threaten him with marriage oh that's so they're saying like you you molest it you buy it so yeah

you rape it you buy it isn't this wild Yeah, you rape it, you buy it. Isn't this wild? That's crazy, yeah. What are they doing in Japan? There are obviously rapists there. So what's the distinction? I got it. Surely there's people in jail in Japan for rape.

Yeah, and you would believe that the type of guy that was a big yo-bi head. Yeah, and he goes, hey, what? Probably not taking no for an answer every time i'm trying to find a wife yeah no i'm gonna call me a romantic do they get nude like before they enter the building or before they enter the where do they put their clothes yeah like do they sneak into the room like that's like legit prowling shit it's night crawling yeah it's like night crawling it's like richard ramirez was like yeah they call it that it's called night crawling i maybe the night crawler was named after them i don't know probably this is you're saying this has been going on for hundreds of years well i'm in all i'm being like no way and these guys are like no it's i've confirmed this is like a ton of guys do this

this was like a huge stretch and a lot of people found their wife that way and you're like what the fart frig frig how do they even know what they look like? Like, are they stalking them in advance? You know what I mean? Like, you're like, oh, I know this girl lives like at this house. Yeah, I think it takes a certain amount of stalking. So you're stalking and then... And they said the parents often leave it alone.

You're stalking and then breaking and entering. And then, yeah. And the parents, they're saying, are on board because the parents are like, look at her finding a wife, finding a husband. It might be one of those things where the dads of the son was like, you need to get out there and find a wife. Do some yo-bye. What is this?

Do you think the dads of the two, it's like a weird kind of arranged marriage but in a really weird way where he's like, go over to this house. You're trying to make this more normal. Your proposals are that it's like, we over to this house. You're trying to make this more normal? Your proposals are that it's like, we're missing something and it's more normal, which is what I originally thought too,

that you go, it can't be just that. And then all our buddies who know about this are just like, no, it's 100% exactly as we said. It's not one of these things where they're like, oh no, it's probably prepared in advance. They're like, no. No, you're just taking shots. You're taking shots. What happens if you go by more than once in a night? one of these things where they're like oh no it's probably prepared in advance they're like no no you're just taking shots you're taking shots what happens if you go by more than once in a night

like other dudes were just like getting five lives mad snizz like they're just you know but like what if they don't they get a fake name you know they all look the same so getting threatened with marriage is being doing a bne and you're getting threatened with marriage is like the Seinfeld episode where you're saying you're gonna be a butler yes he's my butler you get busted trying to fucking break into a girl's house and now you're

hey man not the worst punishment this is this is the stuff that's going on over there alright yeah so

okay right now I'm sure you probably heard that over the last little bit they were saying you know there's like it was there was basically this famous uh or he was a journalist and essentially he had been

canceled for like a sex thing and he goes I found out that there's this Trump news that's gonna his campaign's over when it comes out yeah which to me which to me I was kind of like obviously if you have some career ending Trump news news, like, now you have it? Well, obviously. I mean, there's a whole thing with the October surprise, but we're almost at the end of October. Yeah, but we've also had October twice for two other Trump elections, right? I want to say, when did the Hunter, I think the Hunter Biden laptop came out right around now in 2020. Oh, really?

October, yeah. It came out, I want to say it was like yeah it was three weeks before the election were two weeks before so it was you know they want to i guess try and sway everything by coming it out as close as possible at the end but yeah this is not exactly yes but it was it was one of those things where people were saying if it was career ending you just put it out well they've been threatening a video career ending why do you need to time it right i mean two days ago they were like there's a video or yesterday they're like there's a video of trump like groping a woman there's a but they were like a underage

girl there's like so where's the video there isn't one they just keep saying stuff and then people are like i want this to be true so i'll retweet this me and jj uh and and Eric were in Saratoga. We were at a restaurant. And JJ and me were talking about, I guess the topic was, how would comedy be affected by Kamala or Trump? And he was saying, and JJ basically said some version of, it'll probably be bad for comedy with Trump, right?

He's just basically saying, same as 2016, all the comedians are going to become Trump guys, all that sort of stuff. No, you can't do that twice. Well, you don't think it'll be like that a little bit? I don't think, no, because you know what? You've already seen Eminem's out there.

You're going to get another Trump rap? Well, Eminem went to some freak-offs. That's why. Eminem's fucking covering his ass right now. You. You're going to get another Trump rap. Well, Eminem went to some freak-offs. That's why. Eminem's fucking covering his ass right now. You don't think there'll be another Trump rap? If Trump wins, you don't think Eminem's out there and Obama's out there with Eminem singing the words to Lose Yourself? If Trump wins, you don't think that there's a decent probability

that Eminem has another Trump rap where he's a cypher in the thing? He goes, fucking orange door hinge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Donald Trump. Oh, there might be a- I'll kick his face in. Sure, there might be a- Kick the brakes in.

That's possible. But I mean, so many news outlets, so much damage. You know, we love America, but we fucking hate you. Yeah. Or something like that. That might happen. But I mean, like, you know. Well, he was saying that-

Comedy Central, essentially, for example, they obviously protested trump pretty hard and they're dead now yeah like they like it literally killed their entire brand they can't do that again can they i don't know i don't know i mean nobody watches it anymore and there's i think some people are i mean dude cnn i mean i'm surprised to hear you say this because it was your joke to say that you know it should be a liberal ad that have like Robert De Niro freaking out and be like, you want more of this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, I understand people. I'm talking about real world consequences of like, because like, you know, in comedy, for example, they like they went really where they're like, yeah, you know, the people who are if you even sniff that you we get a sniff that you think this guy's funny, like you're out of the industry.

Yeah. I don't think that's happening. No, not maybe as much, but there's some comics that were like, got really unfunny. And then now they're sort of like coming to their senses and starting to be normal a bit. You think they're just going to go right back? Some of them. It's not going to be zero. Yeah.

I meant more from an industry standpoint well you make a point and it could go either way my point was we were having that debate we were just having the same conversation similar right of like and then the guy goes he he only heard uh saying it trump might be worse and but he was saying in the context of comedy right yeah and then this guy was at a table as saratoga springs like a lot of rich guys right yeah real trump country a lot of dude guys were rolling down the street uh with a car that had like fucking you know like decked out like a race car with trump stem yelling and screaming being like no immigrants in this town like a fucking

caricature this guy was like a psycho most people obviously weren't this guy but like legitimate oh no he yelled it yelled at someone being like are you fucking trans like some really and he said something about immigrants something about trans people like it sounds like a caricature of like if you were doing an impression of like a but he did do this guy was like the town crazy so i don't want to paint the whole town with that brush but that was the vibe these guys were at a table over overheard jj just say like it might be worse under Trump. He got up, comes over to our table.

He goes, I'm a lawyer. And he goes, I'm a lawyer. And I'm telling you right now, things were way better under Trump and they'll be better under Trump again. You guys are wrong about that. And we go, yeah, we were talking about comedy. We weren't even talking about that.

And then we go to the guy and go, what about you? So obviously you're, we just immediately start trashing this guy you're a you're a big kimmel guy right so you obviously you know kimmel and colbert were sort of your guys right and you love them especially under trump so i can understand why you say that the guy he goes well i'm not saying then then the guy brought it i sat down had a beer with us start telling us joe he started telling us you're comedians he goes start telling his no. You're like, you kind of turned the tables on you there a bit. You're going to have a little joke at this expense.

Then you're two hours in being like showing you pictures of his kids and shit. You're like, fuck. That's really backfired. He told me that he got the vaccine and then he got cancer. Oh, I was like really getting serious. It was a pretty funny interaction. But the little moral of you know it's like really getting serious yeah it was a pretty funny interaction but the little moral of it was is funny this guy heard jj potentially say something bad about trump and he fucking had to get up and walk over and have a word with us so the vibe

that's the vibe you know what i mean people are hyped out the other way so people are hyped yeah yeah i mean this is uh i don't know if Trump wins. I don't think there'll be a second Women's March, but I do think there'll be... If Trump wins New York City, I think there'll be some violence. There's got to be some crying. I mean, it remains to be seen.

No, I don't think there's going to be crying. I think there's going to be something above crying. I think there's going to be George Floyd riots level stuff. Right. So there's obviously... It's not going to be free. No. No. No.

It might not be free the other way either. The question is if Kamala wins, what'll happen? That'll be a little more unpredictable. That's the more unpredictable one, in my opinion. The other one's a little more predictable. Because generally they don't do much, but then maybe. Because it could be nothing. It could be a lot.

The problem is whoever wins, the other side will not accept the too hot in here by the way yeah i know we'll not accept the results yeah i know it is hot in here but they won't accept the results well this story they go former model says trump groped her during election uh or groped her during an encounter facilitated by epstein yeah and this was the big like bombshell 31 years ago it seems to be they seem to be just skinning them you know yeah it's crazy because you're like well he ran in 2016 when that was going to be the end of the world you didn't care to bring this up yeah but two times that it was going to be the end of the world yeah yeah right 2020 as well well that's

what i'm saying though if you're who is if you ever like it does seem like one of those things now if you have a big piece of like juicy trump gossip that like you think would tank him how did you possibly wait eight years to distribute it yeah yeah i guess yeah yeah yeah yeah uh i mean it did absolutely nothing like people were just laughing about it you're like this is your thing it didn't do much didn't do anything it literally did zero. I mean, dude, a lot of like mainstream news outlets decided not even to run that out.

Like CNN, MSNBC, a lot of them were just like, didn't even, it was brought to them and they just were like, we're not even running this. Yeah,

that's what he said. He was like, they're trying to get someone to run it, but they can't, but it's a kill shot. Yeah, well, they got,

I think, I think it was the Guardian that ran it. That was their big kill shot. And then their other kill shot was that apparently he said, I need the kind of generals Hitler had. Well, that's the whole new thing with Kamala. Literally, Kamala Harris' campaign has got to the point where she's not even like, I'm doing stuff.

Here's what I'd like to do for the country. She's now just, hey, he's Hitler. He likes Hitler. The guy loves Hitler. Hey, he likes Hitler. He likes Hitler. This guy loves Hitler. Hey, he likes Hitler. He is Hitler. And you can either vote for me or you can vote for Hitler. Those are your two options.

Well, yeah, balls in your court. But that's the level of desperation she's at right now, where she's not like, hey, I have a new policy. Because Trump yesterday is- You said you're not buying the Trump landslide stuff, though. No. Oh, yeah. We should announce.

We're going to do it live. So what we're going to do next week, because our schedules are all messed up and then also the election we wanted and we don't know when it's gonna be called and it's like you know we obviously pre-record this a couple days but we can't do that yes so we're gonna release an episode on tuesday uh morning morning tuesday morning and then we're gonna do a live stream at 10 p.m 10 p.m tuesday night 10 p.m eastern time you west coast freaks uh eastern time we're gonna do a live stream yeah we're gonna do a live stream so next week there's gonna be two things we're gonna release an episode tuesday and then we're gonna do a live stream yeah and then because realistically the over under i was saying uh is they're saying the over under for

the election being called is saturday right so it just like won't make sense for us to put a episode on friday if it just doesn't we don't know the results and then we're just kind of speculating and this is too big of an issue yeah it's just too big it's too big of a thing and then i'm sure after that we'll probably yeah we'll be back on track after that we'll be back on track and then you know i'm probably sure politics yeah but the last election was called on a saturday but dude you remember the party when they called it for biden imagine it's the op like i mean they'll be like remember when we went to mccarran park oh yeah remember that it was like a literal like just everybody was just day drinking like all of a sudden like it was just like a massive party there's like oh yeah we went to the party there was a dj

and like all this stuff people doing fire sticks dude it was like literally just like a party just happened out of nowhere yeah this is so funny but um yeah what were we saying the uh so oh yeah the hitler yeah this i mean dude those are those are supposed to be two kill shots it didn't feel like either of them were nothing felt like it just you're like he's hitler you're like okay you're just so all of a sudden he's hitler that's what you're going with you kind of felt like we didn't say that a month ago he wasn't hitler one month ago yeah and now we have we're like well no we have a more evidence of him saying it just feels like the kill shots are not kill shots one guy john kelly who's like said something about he he liked hitler's generals and there's other people who are like yeah he never said that this guy's just like a jilted i mean the thing is he makes

so many enemies with people he works with yeah i know we're like you know it's essentially he he gives he it almost discredits them because you're like yeah you probably like you had bad interaction with him and now he's hitler or whatever but he has the rally on sunday at madison square garden i know which is another no because you gotta wait for like five hours i'm not doing that but um i'm not even here anyway yeah yeah but uh like so in i think 1933 there was at madison square garden there was an actual nazi rally like it was like legitimately there was oh and there's it was like the massive square i mean they're doing they're literally doing the joke where they're saying trump had a dog hitler had a dog they're doing the joke yeah yeah but so they're like well this is even hillary clinton said it yesterday where she's like yeah you know just like the nazi rally in 33 they're doing it

again and everybody's comparing it to that when you go exactly the same as aerosmith played there yeah you know steve tyler's hitler sure sure but they exactly uh i guess russell peters is also schultz and everybody we know is louis ck all nazis for doing exactly like that madison square garden but so now they're trying to be like well he's doing a rally right before the election in madison square garden so also hitler yeah it's not they're they're just you know they've reached the hitler dude or it was just a nazi rally it was the american so this was it was just a nazi this was in 1938 because i find this actually really funny how this happened because this was it was just a nazi this was in 1938 because i find this actually really funny how this happened because this was in 1938 and then the war like america declared war

or like joined the war in 39 i believe so there were all these people who like they you know they didn't quite realize that the nazis were like the bad guys quite yet because america hadn't declared war on the nazis so then they were like yeah we're like the nazis are cool we're doing this rally at madison square garden it's all like if you look at the video it's like huge like nazi banners like swastik is everywhere and there's all these people who are like yeah it's just like the nazi party makes sense and seems like a good like political movement and then they're like eight ten months later america's like yeah these are like the

enemies of america and all those people are just like oops you're like were you there you go scrubbing the 1939 facebook no legitimately easier to scrub your yeah easier to just be like i was there that's crazy talk you don't have the video being like this is the best rally in the world totally right but like legitimately all those people have to be like oh shit like i'm like a fucking enemy of the united states right now that was a bad look that did not age well so that's what they meant when they said i was on the wrong side of history huh when i went to that that's what they meant but it was like so quickly after we're like they just like oh okay i didn't yeah that was pretty quick yeah so those were the two kill shots and then i guess the other kill shot was eminem tried to wrap obama tried to

wrap him out this time kurt had that joke where he goes this guy's teflon don he goes uh they tried everything eminem tried to wrap him out of office that was funny yeah i don't know we'll see but i don't think it's a lock i like i don't i will not be surprised if kamala harris wins yeah if she pulls out because again the main thing nothing will surprise if they didn't have the abortion thing it would be i i do think it would be locked up for um for trump but the abortion thing is just don't underestimate it you're saying don't underestimate always underestimated in the other elections too just do not underestimate women who are i think i as far as i understand women are more likely to get out and vote they are more likely to be active and love being activists they love being protest like protesting

and i just will not underestimate women just turning up to vote and over this one specific issue that's all they were talking a lot about how, you know, like the kind of like black hood guy, like rapper dude, like is more and more likes Trump right now. And you go, that's probably the last guy that goes to vote. Yeah.

Yeah. Like those, there's tons of people who are like, yeah, Trump's awesome. Can you picture a guy walking around in the Bronx, like with like a do-rag and a I voted sticker? No. No. No, I can't.

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Oh, the worst. You saw this article going around, right? Of course. So this dude, I mean, it's so funny because the first part when you're just like he cancels all his artists in front of he cancelled all his events in favor of one of the worst people ever you're just like we didn't cancel all his events he cancelled

a day of events I would assume you didn't cancel any events no he didn't he might have had to cancel one thing to go to Austin for that day but he didn't cancel all his events I mean he chooses what he wants to do right yeah he has a new thing. Like he was going to be on Dan Bongino's show and he canceled that. He'll probably do that too.

He's not missing Dan Bongino. He might also do Dan Bongino. He's going to be on Dan Bongino's live stream. The only thing he's maybe canceling is golfing. He's like, yeah, I had to cancel a round. I had to cancel a round. But he's not canceling anything. You're like, it's the biggest. So he didn't like

miss his son's graduation no it was i think he did miss his son's graduation because of his trial in new york but it's not canceled all events yeah he's like i didn't cancel all of that he had to accompany melania to a broadway play that or whatever he's like well you forget how that crazy the news gets and it's funny if you listen okay so someone did a uh they did a thing where they went through all of the articles this woman made the girl who wrote this yeah the thing you know calling joe rogan one of the worst people ever it's like you gotta be that's that's like yeah that is i feel like he's a good like litmus test where if someone's like oh that guy oh my god you listen to joe like was this the washington that's like a cooked person. Was this the Washington Post? This was.

Was this WAPO? I have all their articles. I can't remember what this was. Do you mind Googling? Because I have all the articles, but I think it was, yeah. I think it was. I didn't scream. Well, I only bring that up because the Washington Post, for the first time. Well, just Google the article.

I believe the Washington Post is, or not i believe the washington post which is for the first time in like i don't know decades is they're not endorsing a candidate and apparently it's causing like a big people in a big kerfuffle there because they're oh new republic no i i think it was the washington post um probably everywhere but. But this girl, she has an MA in journalism. And I guess, okay, if you went to the Daily Wire site, I'm sure that there is, you know, you can say it's all biased. But there is still a thin veneer that this is news when it comes on these sites like Washington Post.

And this girl has a journalism degree. But someone went through, and this guy was pretty funny, and he made a list of the articles that she wrote. So these are the articles she wrote. Trump's rally just went full Nazi. Yep. The despicable way Republicans are scamming old people. I guess

that one has a little truth to it with the coins. Yeah, that was, that is true. No, but he's not scamming old people with the coins because they don't know how to buy that shit. They don't know how to buy it. They have no idea how to buy a fucking crypto token. Yeah, but some of them... Which was already, that thing was a huge bust. Yeah, Sleepy Joe doesn't want want you to buy this you know uh crusted version of julie really juliani's hair now new study reveals how quickly john donald trump would destroy social security

funny study uh new abortion pill wants to force more teenagers to get pregnant yep i love cows team trump is worried his fumbles are helping Harris. So, fumbles. Watching Elon Musk's effort to connect with Trump voters is super cringe. Yeah. It's all very, like...

I mean, I know what she's doing. I know, but it's funny having, like, an MA in journalism and you're like... Not, it's just all opinions. But it's also all opinions written, like, cringe. Cringe.

It's written like a... It's new journalism. You know, like a... With a U with a threads tweet yeah yeah i mean trump goes on bonkers rant good right that's deranged trump calls to jail all of his political enemies liar in chief yeah that sounds about right sounds it sounds like the kind of stuff she would probably um yeah it was his new republic she's from brooklyn but she has an m.a in journalism it's

just interesting i thought it was funny that the guy put together all our articles because we like to do that yeah yeah yeah she's i mean i mean i will say it is interesting like watching seeing cnn i don't know if you saw cnn like anderson cooper with uh uh charlamagne the god last night i saw clips of it and he took a shot at msnbc basically he was saying you guys aren't hard enough on Trump. Well, and he was like, well, he, because he did the town hall with Kamala Harris a few nights ago or a couple nights ago and was kind of just like pressing her a bit on stuff. And everybody's like, why aren't you like nicer?

Like, why don't you just give her this fucking easy, you know. The sweetheart interview. Yeah. Like basically like the gloves off or not gloves off, but like the kid gloves, you know, version. Yeah. And he's like,

I'm trying to be like, I'm a journalist. Obviously some people roll their eyes when I say that, but Anderson Cooper's trying to be like, I'm a journalist, but now CNN brings on, they have this guy, Scott Jennings and this other dude who have,

they'll have their little table and they have like the, the Republican guys who, which they obviously didn't have in 2016 like some a couple republican guys to just basically be like you guys are all crazy essentially but you know so they're kind of tacking back to the middle and then washington post didn't even like i said didn't even uh they're they're not endorsing a candidate they would obviously only endorse kamala harris they're not and there's like everybody's like up uproar who works there because they're like we need to be and they're like yeah we're a business this is not good for business and it was probably wasn't that good it wasn't good for business and and even with the amount of money

jeff bezos has he's like i'd still like this to you know he probably saw like the amount of people who just like killed their brands he's like i don't want to do this to the washington post so we have to be somewhat objective so people are trying to trying to do that again not her there is that i feel like the week i haven't seen you in a week and so much has happened on this front the trump kamala thing uh people were mad that trump was talking about how arnold palmer is packing oh dude palmer came out he said he didn't like it either well no he's been dead for a while but his daughter daughter or something. The Palmer household. Hey, man, that's why they have that Arizona can.

That's to scale. That big-ass can is to scale, man. That was so funny. Hilarious. Everyone says he's got a big piece, and people come out of the locker room, and they go, oh, my God. I was trying to, the article got like,

it was like too late, but I was trying to make one where Kamalaris was doing one talking about someone's big ass pussy huge pussy massive clits of the tightest massive clit and people say it's a real tight down there they love it yeah you can't even if you finish in seconds the thing looked like a baby carrot that would have been a good one yeah i was trying to but by the time i was working on it and then it was like, I can't remember where it was. I think it was in Tampa,

and then it was too late by the time it was done. On to the next thing already. On to the next thing. And then McDonald's, which I said that if, you know, if he was going to work McDonald's, I would have liked to see him at a- Did you know that he actually wasn't,

like they didn't give him uh w9 or anything this is the conspiracy yeah he wasn't actually employed by mcdonald's yeah that blew my mind yeah that's crazy i'm like so disillusioned with everything i don't know what to believe now yeah i thought he was like you know making 725 an hour yeah that was like the big bust right just so you know you know fact snopes fact check false donald trump did not in fact work at mcdonald's until it was a press junket yeah it was just a press opportunity they vetted all the drive-thru customers i would have if they were gonna do it properly though you put them at a late night mcdonald's 11 p.m you have someone come in they want you know jumping

over the counter put them at a waffle house they should exactly put them at a place where you get a fight going on 2 a.m him at a place where you get a fight going on 2 a.m. If you want to really see him connect to Americans, I'd like to see that guy go in there. People jumping over the counter.

He's wrestling him off. We go, this is a true American. Yeah, this is a true American. But yeah, he didn't actually work there. And then people are dying from eating at McDonald's

two days later. What are the fucking odds? Is that true? People were dying from McDonald's? Yeah. I didn't see that part? Is that true? People were dying from McDonald's? Yeah. I didn't see that part. You didn't see that?

No, what happened? Dude, there was a massive, two days later, McDonald's in four states had a massive E. coli outbreak. Someone died, 49 people hospitalized from McDonald's.

McDonald's stock, I don't know if, I haven't looked at it, but after hours, this got announced, McDonald's stock dropped 10%. 10%? From McDonald's.'s like you're talking

that must be these stocks barely budged 20 billion dollars or something that just got wiped off of mcdonald's like mcdonald's it might have been the biggest single move single day move of mcdonald's ever wow yeah and then it happened just so happened two days later where their fucking onions were poisoned apparently but they were like you can't eat the quarter pounders and it's funny because then you walk by a mcdonald's and like in new york city and it's just like 200 people in there eating yeah people are literally dying earlier today and people are just like yeah i don't know it's good well that's kind of what i my take on this thing is when i saw the mcdonald's thing i was wondering if like rfk is watching this being like oh for

sure you know like rfk he's like you couldn't go to a sweet green you're looking at chipotle that's what i'm saying rfk is watching this being being like hmm maybe he's not gonna be listening to me like rfk's whole thing is like i'll join the campaign and then we're gonna be like the healthy campaign get people and guys like leaving the meeting with rfk being like loud and clear healthy campaign then he's like at mcdonald's yeah yeah because maybe they're frying them in tallow again no that's seed oil bobby sorry man those are seed oils listen bobby loving what you're saying loving all this health business right after the mcdonald's junket we're gonna be getting it's gonna be a healthy campaign at least it wasn't Burger King. The people, they're so fat, though.

They're so fat. Yeah. Yeah, so. That's what I thought. RFK, I was thinking he must be watching this being like starting to kind of think like, hmm, maybe I've been had. You know what I mean? I mean, he'll take it, though.

He'll, you know, he'll get to be the health guy. Speaking of food, New York Post had one of the best articles I've ever seen headlines. I have nothing to say about the article. I just want to pay homage to the great headlines. The headline writers. It's up there with, you know, the comedy ones, which is no laughing matter.

But it said, it was talking about the immigrants. It was saying immigrants are costing a lot of money. Yeah. Post headline. Land of the free lunch. Nice. Nice.

They kill it every time. Yeah. They're sitting there thinking of puns all day long. I don't know how much they pay their editor there, but not enough. Their editor-in-chief whoever like gets like you know it's a pun machine yeah like because that's kind of how it works is you write the article and then you send it to the editor-in-chief and then he's the one who jazzes it up and but they do they have a lot of puns in the article in the actual article oh yeah so maybe

they have their pun they go whatever you want to do it here's the pun we're doing yeah well here's the pun we're doing but man that's that's good shit with it do you think they have like thesauruses out and stuff like that like they treat it like rapping uh where they're kind of like you know land of the free free free yeah and then their word association they have all these things like it's got to be half of what they do is think of puns yeah it's funny too because if you know people who are super into puns they're like kind of the most annoying people to be around it's a corny guy it's a pretty corny guy so it's like that office just must be the i guess there's this word play it's not just puns yeah i don't want to denigrate them into just puns that's true it's a lot of yeah they're getting fucking guys out of the subway here who just elon musk by the way has

posted like three fake stories in a day that he got fact-checked on in his own platform everybody is dude kamala harris yeah everyone is i guess you know it on like everything she posts right now fake stories in a day that he got fact-checked on in his own platform. I mean, everybody is. Dude, Kamala Harris. She gets a community note on everything she posts right now. Yeah. Well, hers are all like, the economy's better, and it's just like, the economy was better. No, literally, she just had one today that's like, Trump's Hitler, and then community note. No, he's not. Trump's in fact not Hitler.

Sorry. Sorry. Two completely different people. Well, he posted one uh it was actually a hitler thing basically uh someone made an article saying trump is literally hitler and it was like a fake article that someone made as a joke yeah and then he posted that being like they're out of control right but he did like three of those in a row he's he's like i guess he's just like old enough now that he's just falling for everything he's posting too much like i was up at five this morning to get back here and then i was on the way to the train i was on uh twitter and he's like posted an hour ago i'm like what the fuck does

this guy sleep it seems like he's yeah yeah i'm like this guy's like getting manic with the election and all the rockets and everything it's kind of like he's taken over because trump back in the day was tweeting non-stop it seems like he took over a little bit where he's like i'm the yeah i'm the guy trump i'm trump 2015 kind of yeah yeah yeah kind of i mean he has over 200 million followers on on x but uh yeah i was like when is this guy's dude you're like you're tweeting too much man i know and his whole thing is he keeps being like i don't want to have to be political like i'm just i'm so worried about like you know we're done as a civilization if Trump doesn't win, which I kind of find that hard to believe.

Well, he's going to get probably paid out. He's doing good if they win, right? He's eating. Oh, he's eating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he can go to, for sure, Trump's going to give him some. He'll be eating, right?

Yeah, he'll be eating. Trump's going to give him definitely some traffic. Moving on from that a little bit. But yeah, I was going to say, where's our Rudy Giuliani baseball uh rudy giuliani baseball i don't know where is it oh there it is there we go we might want to donate this back to him because i don't know if you've seen what's happening i paid fucking 40 for this thing so we got this

from 40 this is literally the 9-11 world series official ball this thing is sick actually this ball i mean i've joked about it but this ball would be worth more money if it was not signed by rudy giuliani because this is the 9-11 this is when fucking george w bush threw out that perfect strike okay during the world series i don't know if it was during the world series uh he might have been well giuliani if you've been watching what's happened to him it's funny because he just sort of got left in the dust a little bit and all this thing and giuliani must give up his manhattan apartment to the georgia election uh georgia election workers yeah so when he was saying the election for 150 mil he's going bankrupt oh yeah yeah i think he already did go bankrupt dude he has to give his luxury watches away all his cash uh he has a claim for two million in legal fees where

he was working for trump yeah and basically uh trump owed him two million dollars and he had a claim for these two million dollars they now get the claim they get the claim so then he's just like so i guess his lawyers get fucked in that scenario because yeah from the 2020 election um he has all this stuff he had seven days he has to give them his watch i mean box paid dominion 900 million dollars for it was like the best thing that happened to some people these were just workers by the way they'd have like two workers who were just getting harassed uh i don't think they were saying like it it fucked up their job i feel like you have to prove the damages where it feels like to some america though it's like your damages you

go yeah my damages are 800 million dollars i know it seems like because people always say how would you prove the damages it seems like you don't you almost don't have to prove them how is it possible that you were done eight million like if you're like a worker you go well 800 million you go you weren't even

going to make that much in your entire career you go I could have yeah I could have or you know well it's just the emotional damages which is not even tied to anything

you just go how much how do you possibly how is my emotional torment I mean it's like the Sandy Hook shit right right it's like they go hey they gave how many families?

Two billion dollars? He said that these people manipulated ballots, and his allegations resulted in a barrage of threats and harassment, causing them to suffer professional consequences, and that was worth every penny that Giuliani has. I mean, dude, the guy's character arc is like one of the most insane things ever. It is. He was, like, he can't walk down the streets in New York City without getting fucking spit He was walking down.

Life was good. He was like, oh, and you're smiling. Just high-fiving people right and left. He could do no wrong. He was doing the thing where you jump up, do the two feet, click on the side. Man, he was like, literally every person wanted to get a photo with him. Now they're just like. Just getting fat because he can't eat all the free meals that he's getting.

Dude, he probably like... That probably is over. But I imagine 2005, 2010 even, he probably didn't pay for a meal anywhere in New York City. Oh, hell no. His money was no good in this city. Yeah, his money was no good anywhere. He'd just do whatever he wants. And now they're just...

He's the most hated man. Hated and broke. And broke, yeah. I guess he's a most hated man hated and broke and broke yeah i guess he's a lawyer so you can always go back to being a lawyer he's disbarred disbarred so what can he do was he doing paperwork for people like this guy's gonna be at comic-con so what is he gonna do he's he's he's doing trump great i mean he has a he does uh i actually saw it yesterday show he has like a live stream he's like bit damn b like Dan Bongino now. He's a streamer. He's going to be on kick. Right. Do you think he does okay?

How do his streams do? Not good. Really? I can't imagine. I think on Twitter, but the Twitter numbers are... So it's on Rumble mostly? Okay, it's called Common Sense with Rudy Giuliani. Yep.

Oh boy, this is not good. I mean, he got 282,000. Buddy, he's doing live streams, and these are 4,000 Rumble views. Which, 4,000 Rumble views is... Yeah, he has... Here's the thing, he has 200 views. On his last stream from yesterday,

282k impressions. A lot of those people are dunking on him and not actually watching it. Being like, get a load of this fucking loser. Look what he has to do now. Okay, so he does it on YouTube too, though. And? He streams for 3,000 people twice a day. What do you mean?

He has 3,000 views? 3.3K, 3.6K, 3.1K, 3.2K. Yeah, that's not good. No, he's doing hour-long streams for three. So he's not making... I don't know how he's gonna... He's probably got a pretty big nut to crack. Yeah, I mean...

So this isn't working, by the way. So this isn't... So when I'm... My point to you is, how is he making money? And you're saying he streams. I go, yeah, he's not making any money on this. No, no, no, I'm saying... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's not making money from streams. I'm saying that is his... This guy's making like 500... This guy's making a thousand bucks a month. Yeah, I mean, he's like going for super chats, basically. How many super chats can Rudy Giuliani get? Okay, so if we're going crazy

on how much money he's making, it's like 25k a year. I mean, again, he needs Trump to win, and then he's going to get some gig in the Trump administration. He's going to get a gig again yeah i mean if kamala harris are him and trump still cool he had this fucking uh yeah two million dollar legal claim well no no that's i think what is really fucking him over is his loyalty to trump

as he he could have probably saved himself by turning on trump but he didn't and he went bankrupt in the process yeah so i think if think if Trump wins, he might be okay. Like, at least have some gig. If not, he's... I don't even know what this guy does. He's also, like, old as fuck. Yeah. Like, he's past retirement age.

He's gotta be 80. He's gotta be 75, 80 years old. Like, he needs, like, a GoFundMe. Honestly? That's why Sam Weecher donated his ball back. I don't even know. I feel bad for the guy. Let's see what they're good i mean again he can i mean one thing he can do is sign baseballs he can still sign baseballs so i mean but you're saying that there's all these people that like

he's a hero to and the republicans or whatever but you go and you go doesn't seem like it because they're not making any money a book he could have a book i don't even know he could write a book he might sell some copies of a book there's uh if i was rooted you're the honest agent um yeah i don't know i'm looking on ebay right now for the same ball let's see if there's any sold recently uh it's not looking good though it's it's really not looking good for him like there's some on here like i I don't know, $80. I got a good deal on this thing, actually. So this is selling for $80 right now? Yeah, I think so.

How much did you buy yours for? I bought it from Corinne from her baseball card store. How much? I think it was $40 or something. Wow. $50. Oh, no, this is Joe Torre signed. No, one just sold.

Rudy Giuliani, Nework city mayor during 9 11 signed this is not the world series ball 20 bucks oh no yeah so his balls aren't gonna even be in this here's a joe tory and giuliani this exact baseball was uh world series ball for 20 bucks no not the world series just the baseball the world's a World Series, but had Joe Torre, who was the manager of the Yankees, was signed for, it was $300, but it was best offer. Oh, he's not going to be making real money off his ball selling business, so that's out. The problem is, if he was, then he'd be like,

he'd flood the market with the balls. They'd be worth $10 again. Yeah. I'm telling you, this guy's in a rough shape right now. I don't know what he could do. Maybe he has some sort of life insurance claim. You mess with the wrong people in this country. They really can litigate you into a fucking living under a bridge.

The deep state will ruin you. They will ruin you. Yeah, you're living under a bridge within a month. His only Hail Mary shot is just... If Trump gives him a gig. Trump wins, and then he gets some sort of gig. Minister of baseballs. Minister of baseballs.

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where you're saying they're actual like these guys are probably very manly but very much like i'm sure the women like there wasn't a ton of like the guy's wife you know trying to be polyamorous so these girls like there was not being allowed to like speak that's i mean it was already pretty traditional already but the alpha males in kenya apparently a lot of these guys have big channels oh really oh yeah the guy goes i'm an elf so this and then this is from the perspective of a woman who their husband started watching kenya alpha male shit and she comes home and he goes i'm an alpha male you can't speak to me like this i need to be treated like a king so the american alpha male is like i should be able to sleep with the girl on the side this and that the uh kenyan alpha male is like i need i'm gonna be lying on my bed and i need you to feed me grapes and feather me yeah you know what i mean old school

style like old school kings yeah exactly but he continues to publish videos and uh posting content such as one million reasons to fear women. A million? Whoa. What'd they do to him? A million? How long is this video? And telling women that only men can protect them, his content.

So they're talking about this one guy that they don't like, and his name's Andrew Kibbe, garnered 400 million views on TikTok. 400 million? On TikTokok that's a lot yeah it's like this guy's crushing it yeah oh yeah this guy's a fucking new andrew he's like and they do videos in like a different language and stuff too yeah so these guys are crushing it and so the opposite of that is this guy and it's a business insider article that this guy needs the kenyan manosphere and probably one of the saddest articles i've ever read in my life so it's a woman writing this article and she goes

my partner is monogamous but i'm not here's how we make our relationship work okay it's not it is hot in here right yeah it's hot didn't realize you had your sweater on here yeah what are they doing they don't we're not allowed to change the heat on our own accord either no no we're not it's because winter started it's the fall starting so they go they to change the heat on our own accord either no we're not it's cause winter's fall's starting so they gotta turn the heat on I think it's the law it's by law they have to turn the heat on so we turn the air conditioning on now we're fucked

this article was this was like a hurt my soul to read ah it's tough you wanted to find this guy you wanted to help him you wanted to get him out you wanted to introduce him to Andrew Kibwe this guy's such a bitch help him. You wanted to get him out. You wanted to introduce him to Andrew Kibwe. This guy's such a bitch.

They met at fucking Burning Man, too. I know. It gets sadder and sadder. And she's writing. Always, there is an underlying thing. The worst part of all of this is the woman is writing this article publicly. Yeah. For what?

Yes. Why is this on Business Insider? What business tips is this? Business Insider is something else these days. What does this have to do with Business Insider? Yeah, my fucking girl girls are whore do you think there's one or two guys still working at business insider looking around being like you know a bunch of just yeah they're reading just like fucking 10ks or whatever like they're just reading like financial reports all day and then this chick in the cubicle next to him being like i suck so many dicks all day and my boyfriend's a bitch and you go, what am I doing?

They're just like, on LinkedIn, being like, is Bloomberg higher? Yeah, he's just looking at Bloomberg. Yeah, he's got his Bloomberg terminal up

and she's just like, the one, that is sad, the one, like, the one business guy still at Business Insider. Yeah,

the business guy. That's actually a good funny sketch. Yeah. The one dude left at Business Insider who's like, and they're like, hey, you wrote this article about the, you know, Yeah, the business guy. That's actually a good funny sketch. The one dude left a business insider. They're like, hey, you wrote this article about the oil prices and how it's affecting the demand. And we go, I love all that. I was thinking, have you ever sucked a dick?

Yeah. Is there a way we could maybe frame this as why high oil prices are bad for women? It's possible. No. I mean, mean i guess but that's not really what i do have you been to burning man i met my partner seth at burning man and to that my partner in 2008 we were in the same camp of about 120 people i i thought he was saying so this is when they started talking uh I thought when we were talking about relationships being open, he thought that it would also be open on his side. But what he meant was he was open to figuring out how to support me in doing what I want, even if it's not thing,

even if it's not his thing. About a month into our long distance relationship, he asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend. I thought that it was cute that he asked, and I said yes. I realized that for him, being his girlfriend meant exclusive. So I asked him, does this mean that I can't have sex with other people? He said, yep, that's what it means. We discussed it further. He said he wasn't ready for me to date other people yet. So it's tough to hear out of the gate.

Oh, man, dude. Can you imagine you got up the strength? You're like, hey, I want you to be my girlfriend. I'd like us to be in a relationship. And she goes, no, let me ask you a question. Can I still bone Dan? And you go, no, you can't bone Dan. What about Bill?

I can fucking, Bill can take me to the cleaner. Preferably not. Okay, I'm going to list off a bunch of positions I can do with other men. You tell me which ones I can and can't do. Yeah, can I man a glory hole just one hour a week? Can I man a glory hole one? Now, if I'm lying on my back, legs up in the air, can the man pile drive me? Is that on the table?

No. I'm hoping it won't be. I prefer not. I think that you walk away. If you're looking for an exclusive relationship and the girl goes, let me ask you a question. I can still bang all these other guys. What about my coworkers? And you go,

and that's when you walk away, right? Is this chick super hot or something? You're hoping that this girl is just so far out of his league, but still, it doesn't matter. Yeah, just go find someone else. That's why he needs to listen

to Kenyan Manusphere. And it doesn't even sound like he's into this. No, he's not into it at all. He's not like, I want to watch. No, he's not into this. He's not want to watch.

He's just like, finally someone who just talks to me. I guess you can bang guys. I mean, there's so many loose women at Burning Man, though. They're all on MDMA and ketamine and stuff. She really paints this guy of the bitch of the millennium. Yeah. And the funny part is this article is like, I'm in an open relationship where I bang other

guys, and you go, in a wacky new format, let me tell you how it works that's how you think you go how does it work you go he doesn't like it yeah and very how it works is well mainly how it works is he's crying a lot a lot of tears and she's getting paid he's on the brink of suicide is how it works she's getting paid maximum 20 for this article yes like this is the price for this guy's humiliation. It's $20. How is this not the final nail in the coffin? That's why you've got to put some of the onus on guys. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, yeah. I'm not pro this guy. He hasn't been introduced to the Kenyan Manosphere yet. That's the problem. This guy needs a fucking heavy dose of Andrew Tate Kenyan Manosphere. And they started out, and she goes, about six months into the relationship, he said, it was okay for me to have sex with other people, but only people I've already had sex with before I met him,

only people who had a partner, and only when he was away on long distance. So the guy- She's probably like, oh, you're so controlling with all your rules. Fucking men and their control. Well, this girl's a free spirit. Gotta control my body, huh?

Okay. You're not understanding what a free spirit this girl is, right? A little too free. And he's basically going, has this free spirit, and he goes, please no new guys. That's all I'm asking. I will say, if you meet a chick at Burning Man, this is kind of buyer beware, though. Buyer beware for sure. If you're at Burning Man, I mean, like, if I met a chick at Burning Man and this is what

she was into, I'd be like, yeah. That sounds about right. Sounds about right. But don't try to fucking, this guy's trying to make a whole housewife in a way I've never seen possible. Yeah. I mean, he's not succeeding. He's not succeeding.

He made a hoe a bigger hoe. Yeah, exactly. He's just like kind of still equally hoish. It's sad to see, though. You feel for this guy? A little over a year into the relationship, we got my ideal situation, which is I'm able to date and sleep with guys

whoever I want more regularly. I started going on dates once a month, then every couple weeks. So every two weeks, she's got a new guy in the equation. He's not doing it for her. It's such a bitch move. She probably thinks of it like less of him

for the fact she's like, yo, you can like go fuck other chicks. I know. He's like, I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. But I have you. Sort of.

Yeah, I'm just going to stay at home and watch Dancing with the Stars. I'm good. It's a you. Sort of. Yeah, I'm just going to stay at home and watch Dancing with the Stars. I'm good. It's a new season of Masked Singer. I like it. Do you know Ken Jeong was one of them? Gwen Stefani really gives good advice. I'm more of Team Blake, but yeah, it's a good show.

Oh, she's gone. This was it? it oh you're gone okay she's probably doing it in the same room he's just sitting there watching TV he's just here

just turns the sound up he turns the sound up you tell him Gwen well look at the pipes on her Katy Perry's really telling her how it is hate to be her oh she just got oh she just got denied hate to be her this guy's life's living nightmare nightmare nightmare and this is not gonna work out that's

the key here there's no long term scenario here. Yeah, what are you doing? Well, his long... Unless he thinks he's going to eventually... She's going to get fucked out. He's... He goes, she'll tire herself out. Eventually, she'll see that I'm more than enough.

And, you know, she doesn't need to just bang a bunch of other dudes. And that'll be that. She's going to be tired of having a sore pussy all the time. Who would want that? It's just uncomfortable. Yeah, you walk walk funny not because of me of course and uh it's to sit he's literally hoping that she fucks herself out basically i mean that's that must be the long-term game plan here the first time i went on a date with someone else i could tell cess with seth was jealous and having a hard time. That's crazy. What are you doing, buddy?

Being jealous? I mean... Who would be jealous? She comes out and tells you about how she's banging a guy. Kind of psycho's jealous of that. Obviously, he thinks she's going through a phase. No, I'm saying like, duh.

Obviously, he's going to be a little jealous. She's painting it as like weirdo. Weirdo. He ain't about this life, mano He's weird about this life man He's not about this life Yeah No He probably

Life only works if he's like meditation guru That he's like Oh you're going on a date with a guy Yeah I'm having two girls over for a threesome Don't wait up Yeah yeah You know what it actually sounds like Because they met at Burning Man

Would you guys mind getting a hotel Because I got sort of an orgy coming over Yeah and she says Um She's You know what I'm actually putting the pieces together here because she's uh says he's like a big introvert he's probably like some

fucking silicon valley like coder dude makes a bunch of money and because burning man became popular with like the silicon valley types like the those dweebs you're right it might be a bit of that so he went there being like i'm gonna let loose let loose. And goes, I've met a girl. I'm in love. Well, that's what happened. And she's like, yeah, I like to fuck other guys, though. Yeah, because he met this girl. He thought he hit the jackpot because she banged him first night. And he was like, let's get married.

Yeah, but he's like a dweeb. He's like, obviously, this is probably like Silicon Valley dweeb. And she's taking advantage of this guy, man. Well, he just said, she's like, that's the deal. We should track down this guy's number and then start a GoFindMe. We'll give you 50 grand to leave her. What's her name? I bet we could find him.

We could definitely find him. Dude, let's find him. Probably won't go through with this, but could be a fun project for us. Save this guy. Yeah, we're going to have an intervention for him. We're going to sign him up. Sit down. We're going to be like, yo, we need an app designed.

And then we're going to like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He comes in. We're going to go, hey, we're not designing a fucking app dude what are you doing man we're just concerned citizens we chris hansen sit down this has to stop we're just legit concerned citizens the first time i went on a date he was jealous i would come home wanting to connect with him either because being with someone else reminded me of how great he was or i'd have a very fun experience that i wanted to replicate with him.

So she wants to come home and be like, oh, this guy was really tuning me up with his new position. I'd love to teach it to you. I want to teach you the moves that this guy did to me that I loved so much. So this is far worse than just being like,

oh, he has some girl that's banging all these other guys. This is far worse than that. He has a girl that brings the other guys, wants to come home, talk about it, and then wants to show him the moves she just learned to replicate it. I said a hundred pumps he did,

and then we switched it around. It's funny because she's also a Columbia Journalism alum, like Joe Rogan's the worst person. Columbia Journalism alum. I don't know what's going on at Columbia Journalism, but it's not good. Not much. Not much. I'm trying to go through her on at Columbia journalism, but it's not good. Not much. Not much. I'm trying to go through her followers right now to see if I can find Seth. Seth?

You're going through her followers? Oh, man. If I find Seth right now, I'm going to fucking... I'd love to get this guy in the podcast. No, no Seth. But Seth found it strange that I'd want to connect to him after a date and would act a little distant at first. So the Seth guy didn't find it

completely normal that after she banged a guy she wanted to come home and quote unquote replicate the experience with him yeah it's like you can at least take a shower first yeah seth seth seth seth seth not a big fan no this is bad news i'm finding seth we had a partial don't ask don't tell it's partial don't ask, don't tell. Partial don't ask, don't tell. It's only partial because what's the non-partial part? You go, well, I tell whether he asks or not. Yeah, I go, oh, boy, you should have seen this guy's cock.

Partial don't ask, don't tell, and that he didn't ask, but I still tell. Yeah, I still tell. I really want to just. When it comes to my dates my dates i'm going on one of my dates well he knows i went on a date i won't share details about it and occasionally i pretend like it didn't happen for his sanity but he knows but if he knows the person i'm dating he's always been open to allowing them over for an event. Oh, come on. You can't hang out with them.

No, he's got the... Those guys don't respect you, Seth. Seth, there he is. What's up, kiddo? Please don't. You're hurting me. It's a very firm slap right there you have. That's a fun girl you got there.

You already know that. Fun to take for a spin now and then. Very firm, firm slap right there you have. That's a fun girl you got there. You already know that, eh? Fun to take for a spin now and then. I wouldn't marry her, but whatever works for you. You're living with her, eh? She likes some wild stuff. Seffy, how do I taste? She's really into some wild stuff, huh? Not that wild with me.

We don't really do pretty vanilla stuff. I actually don't find her that particularly wild. We just get up to some pretty vanilla things. She doesn't really like to get wild with me. Hey, Seth, you owe me one for showing her some new moves. You're welcome. Hey, I didn't go too crazy. I knew that you guys were an item,

so I didn't want to make you look too bad. You know, you're a guy looking like Russell Brand from Get Him to the Greek comes over. Fuck. Holy shit. Seth, I don't Him to the Greek comes over. Fuck. Holy shit. Seth, I have one of my dates over. You're familiar with your brother, right? You're familiar with your brother and your dad, correct?

He's always been open to allowing them over for an event. Or even attending an event he knows they'll be at. So now he's going to their house. This chick is legitimately a bad person. Quite the chandelier you got here, right? event or even attending an event he knows they'll be at so now he's going to their house this chick is legitimately a bad person quite the chandelier you got here this thing he comes over to their house he goes rugs on the ceiling mirrors everywhere hey what's that swing and what do you have a swing in the house yeah is there a child around just lube bottles everywhere this chick fucking sucks the worst part too is like she's just trying

to make it as a journalist right so then and she doesn't she can't think of anything so then she's got to throw her yeah what about boyfriend under the bus for like just like literally for nothing literally for nothing knowing the guys is real something else piece of work i decided to share our dynamic with my mom's side of the family. I'll tell my mom about a date I went on and she'll say, don't let Seth hear you. I just tell her, mom, it's okay. Seth knows. Seth is just at the table.

Yes, I do in fact know. So she's at the table. Seth knows. Scotty doesn't know, but Seth knows. Seth knows. I don't get it. Remember Scotty doesn't know? What was that movie? Remember with Matt Damon? It's like remember Scotty Doesn't Know no what was that movie remember with Matt Damon it's like Scotty Doesn't Know

no not ringing a bell really nothing with Matt Damon no it seemed like a good reference it was funny regardless Scotty Doesn't Know

remember from fucking what movie was that from Eurotrip Eurotrip didn't see it remember and the whole thing is she's banging the chick and it's like Scotty's

in the crowd and he's like Scotty Doesn't Know and they're like what the fuck I didn't see it you've never seen euro trip no sorry all right well i feel like i'm sorry sorry this is well i know people are watching apologize for my lack of knowledge people watching this johnny liked it johnny doesn't know no johnny no he's at the dinner he's at the dinner table meeting his wife's family yeah she goes how are things she goes

well i fucking went on this date with this firefighter that just really tore me up the mom's like can you not with seth at the table and she goes this this bitch oh he i already told him all about it yes in fact she did told her to stop telling me yeah i'm just an introvert you know calling him an introvert too she goes yeah he's fine with it he's just an introvert he just likes being at home I'm getting plowed and she goes uh if I decided to close the relationship non monogamy was no longer right there's always

that option for the conversation so she's leaving him the door that like maybe one day in the future I'll stop banging dudes yeah once I just get it out of my system well it's funny cause she's like what if she goes if forever not if if for whatever reason we decided that non-monogamy was no longer right the guy's like i decided yeah he goes i'm i'm yeah i've decided anytime you're done i've actually decided you go i don't know if you heard i said when we decide

we decide do you have any idea how many dates I have this week? Hurts. Hurts to be this guy, man. It hurts my soul. Yeah. The only thing I can hope of is maybe he'll find someone else. She's not that hot. I found her photo. She's like, whatever. So hopefully one day yeah, this guy. This guy must

be a fucking gremlin. Yeah, that's the problem. We can't find what Seth looks like. We can't find Seth. Seth Rogen. a fucking gremlin yeah that's the problem we can't find what seth looks like i can't find seth seth rogan here's a funny one police seize cars from men for cat calling women joggers who are in fact undercover police female officers in disguise so and this is i believe it was the uk it was in the uk yeah yeah and in the uk they have undercover cat call busters yeah they have they send a bunch of cops female cops jogging and then if you go you go you whistle out one of them they fucking go we're taking your car fucking sketch anything isn't that it feels like a sketch that can't be real for what the uk has

been up to sounds about right i i know for a fact it is real. It's in the Daily Mail, but it feels like it can't be, you know? Police are seizing cars for men, for catcalling women, out jogging. Four cars were taken away by officers as part of an initiation to help, an initiative to help women feel safer while exercising.

After a survey found 60% of women felt intimidated before they go for a run. So, there is a truth to the fact that, especially in New York, if you're running in certain areas, you're going to have guys fucking hollering at you. I have a solution. Headphones. Sure. Literally, you just put headphones in, put on your favorite album or playlist, and then guys catcall you and you don't hear them. Well, sure.

But I think that you're in're certain areas it is a little scary for a chick i know i'm on the girl's side on that selling but you're like you're going for a run and like it's like a night like yeah for sure like you don't want to like you're running a night or some shit and some guy just all of a sudden is jogging beside you but he's not wearing any like running clothes he's wearing a niche sweater he just wants to talk He's got a Fat Farm jumpsuit on From 1990 Yeah yeah I understand

You're running next to a guy In Timberland boots Yeah Timberland Yeah he's like in boots Running Untied You're out for a run too huh He goes no

No mommy I just want to meet you Someone say hi mommy Freeze Yeah Yeah yeah But that is such a funny job though Do you think they gave it

To the chubby officers And they're like You're gonna have to go for a run? Yeah, I think they all. From the photo, it looks like all sorts of different ones. They got all sorts of different body types. Just, you know, cast a wide net. One of the men stopped, who was getting fined, even tried to give the excuse that he was encouraging the females to run.

Well, that's illegal, too. So, nice try, man. That is funny, though. The guys are like, I was trying to help. I was trying to help nice try man that is funny though the guys are like i was trying to help i was trying to help i love that they take your car away they take your car and they give a thousand dollar fine a thousand you know all right well that's something else hey so if you're a dude cat calling and if you're one of the fellas and you're trying to holler at girls just realize that sometimes it's an undercover well just don't do it from your car.

Like, what happens if you just are out at a construction site? I think then you get a $1,000 fine. Oh, then you get a fine. But they said shouting, swearing at, or abusing, or threatening, or intimidating at other people while they're running,

including sexual language or making sexual suggestions from a vehicle. So that's the car law. See, you should be able to yell at police, though. Oh, they're like, well, I knew you were a cop. Yeah, I knew you were a cop. Yeah, I don't't know but they're probably not allowed to do that in the uk you can't yell at a bobby you can't do that this is hilarious though but i i do think it's just such a funny like it feels like a reno 911 style like web series type of thing yeah it doesn't

where you have the like running undercover running squad literally lamest so danny you're the wnba expert you just did a video on this and i thought it actually you actually made in your video some points that i didn't realize angel reese says their 75 000 wnba salary isn't enough to cover the 8 000 a month rent yeah i mean her she makes endorsements like yeah there's two parts of five million dollars there's two parts of this yeah because it was like, well, yes, but a huge part of your salary is obviously that. And the second part was like, if you weren't making all this money, it's like, well, if you

work at McDonald's and have a $9,000 a month rent, you can't be like, well, I can't afford to live. It's like, yeah, your rent is too expensive. Yeah, like she has no problem paying her rent. She was just saying, yeah, my WNBA salary, rookie salary doesn't cover my rent. Yeah, and the other people that are actually making $70,000 a year, it's like, saying, yeah, my WNBA salary, rookie salary doesn't cover my rent. Yeah, and the other people that are actually making $70,000 a year, it's like, well, yeah,

they don't have a place that's $100,000 a year. I mean, dude, the WNBA might be in real trouble because they lost, they had their best year last year and they lost $40 million even with Kaitlyn Clark. I know that's the part that you said in there that was making me laugh. You're just like, it's their best year ever and you go, how much?

They lost, they only lost $40 million dollars but i looked at this so why don't they shut down the league see you would think they would do that well they're going on strike you're like normally when you go on strike you're like hey the owners share the profits yeah share the profits the owners are making so much money like when baseball or nba go on strike they're like yeah they're making so much money we want our fair share you're like they're losing money like for the owners would be incentivized to extend the strike as long as possible to minimize their losses right because you're like the wmba is on strike you're like oh if they go on strike the whole year we'll only lose zero dollars 40 million dollars yeah but there's like we can't get rid of it because

of uh you know social reasons yeah well the Well, the NBA owns it, right? Yeah, they're like, okay, you know what? You're on strike. I would really love to negotiate. Let's set a time. How does June sound? How does next year sound? But the thing is, they are actually in a precarious position

because there's talk of a new league starting up. I think it was a three-on-three league, kind of similar to the big three. Girls three-on-three? Yeah, but there's some like Saudi kind of deal where apparently someone is like, there's talk of offering Caitlyn Clark or even maybe Senator Europe.

Oh, take a few of the big celebrities. Taking Caitlyn Clark. Like someone's, I heard some rumor where there's like an offer for Caitlyn Clark for like $150 million for her to leave the WNBA and go join this league. They'd be fucked they'd be so fucked dude caitlin clark like all the indiana games that was another point you made

they're like so you think the league would really support caitlin clark you're like on the contrary they hate her yeah they all hate her the players do um but like there's talk that youtube.com slash uh danny polishuk right yeah go check that sketch out but um yeah there's uh like talk that she'll leave and then they'll be really fucked but i like her games that she plays like they had i think almost i can't remember what the number was but they had 13 games that over a million uh viewers although there was one really funny thing last week where all these people were complaining so if you have youtube tv youtube tv has like a multi-streaming thing where you can watch multiple games at once so they had like the al or like nlcs uh game whatever the the last dodgers game and then there was uh i think it was maybe saturday or sorry thursday

night football or whatever one big football game there was the mlb playoffs and then they forced you to watch the wnba finals so it's kind of like you went on after seinfeld well no no they're all they're all on the screen at the same time right there's three games on the screen and people are like i don't want to watch the wnba and they still count as a view yeah that doesn't count as a view it for sure does that's for sure so it's kind of like juicing up the ratings the fact that they're you're combining it with so someone's like yeah i want to watch baseball and football. And they're like, okay, well, we're counting this as a WNBA finals view. Well, that's cheating. Well, yeah, but they are.

They're doing it. And there was no option to not. And then once the WNBA game ended, they removed the option to watch the two games simultaneously. Because people were like, well, can I just watch the two games? And they're like, no, that goes away or whatever. But they did. Like, Kaelin Clark had, whatever, 13 games with over a million views. games and they're like no that that goes away or whatever but uh they did like kaylen kirk had whatever 13 games with over a million views and um they had the indiana team like whenever she

played like they they would have like pretty decent number ticket sales you're talking like 17 000 uh so why are they losing so much money well because every other game nobody gives a shit about when she's not playing nobody cares but still even if you don't have that much people like if you're only paying the people like 70 grand a year like where does all the money go uh that's a good oh i mean advertising putting like putting on these events those yeah you're like it's not cheap to rent these huge stadiums to rent a stadium well i actually kind of know i think like i mean to rent madison square garden for 500 it's like 500 grand yeah so so you need

to make a lot of money you gotta make a lot of money and they have a new tv have they thought about playing in a high school gymnasium hey not the worst idea they have a high uh you actually make more money new tv deal coming in in a few years that i think is like you know a billion dollars over i don't know 10 years or something or some some period of time but they're currently losing lots of money if they lose c Kaitlyn Clark, then that's it. If Kaitlyn Clark goes, yeah, I'll take $150 million, what do I care about being in the WNBA? Although she seems like she maybe wouldn't take it

because she's getting, I think she has a $100 million Nike deal or something. Whoa. Yeah, she's got huge money. I mean, she's the face of the league. Yeah, you're right. Her sponsorship deal might go down a bit if she's in the league with less visibility.

Dude, the last... The finals, the WNBA finals game, it's like the team that one-shot 30% from the field. And it went into overtime, and the final score was like 67 to 65 or something. Like, this is not good basketball to watch. Well, obviously, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I don't know. All they have is Kaitlin Clark. But you're right. If you have a star, you have a star. Yeah, star yeah you have a star for sure no doubt about it and uh i don't know what they're like they will get like somehow again the nba is so rich that the nba would be like i guess whatever we'll lose a hundred million now instead of 40 million we'll lose a hundred like we were five years ago and hopefully and it all comes from like

the other the nba yeah i mean the nba's tv deal is like legitimately i don't know so 100 million to the nba is not and i will say it does it does promote the nba a little bit the only thing that they can have going but this still doesn't even work because they only have 12 teams right the nba has 30 teams so and it's like toronto just got a wnba team that they're gonna have in two years and somewhere else did too and the expansion fee was like i think they paid like 150 million dollars for it which that just goes into the pocket of all the owners gets split so there is money in like i guess owning the team while it bleeds money but then the value of the team goes up but there's not enough players like there are not they could

not have 30 teams like that would be so shitty now i get real it would really water it down oh it would be just unwatchable it would be terrible i mean it is unwatchable but it would become even more unwatchable if they had 30 teams like drake said he likes watching high school girls basketball yeah i mean yeah well that's for different reasons. Certified pedophile. So, I don't know. Yeah. It's not. I'm sure they'll get some concessions, but they make all their money in endorsements.

But then when I say they, it's like five people. Like the actual best player in the league is this chick, Aja Wilson or whatever. She's actually by far the best player. I don't think she has crazy endorsements. You have to become a star to get the endorsement you just have to be like you got to have that you know the world of war internet has to fall in love with you exactly and there's only really you know and they managed to do it with uh angel reese angel recent kayla clark yeah like even the players on the liberty like you literally have to be like good at tiktok to get yeah yeah for sure and i don't even know if they are.

They were made stars when they had their college rivalry. They had a big college rivalry that blew up and then it moved to the WNBA. But I mean, I know a bunch of the players in the WNBA. They're not huge. I don't think they have huge endorsement deals. If you're Sabrina Ionescu, who everybody was saying was going to be the next Jordan or whatever.

I don't know. Yeah, nice try a stay farm commercial she gets some some stuff but like again after the top five it's huge like it's a fucking cliff so those players are like yeah i do make 70 grand that's why britney griner had to go to russia i know because she's like i make 200 grand in the wnba and i make fucking 2 million playing in Russia. Mom says she spoils her daughter. So she'll never settle for anyone less than a rich man. Hey, we're going to talk about this on the Patreon. That's how you turn your daughter into a fucking prostitute. By the way,

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