The Boyscast with Ryan Long - CANADIAN TRUCKERS

Episode Date: February 4, 2022

In today's Boyscast we go over the Canadian Trucker situation, crossdressing boyfriends, transracial influencer penis reductions, and Sean Penn's controversial opinions. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Support the sponsors at: butcherbox.com/boyscast For 7 Pounds Of Free Meat On Your First Order sheathunderwear.com - Promocode RYANLONG For 20% Off LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. But we don't end forever. But we don't end forever. I just want to say that what is going on in Canada is blasphemous, and me and Daniel have started our own organization, Truckers for Justin Trudeau. We're fighting the power. Yeah, a trucker here, just a trucker for Trudeau in the building.

Got to stop on 15th. I just heard there was some Islamophobia around the corner. You're going to want to steer right clear of that. Roger. I'll go around that. Thank you. Just pissed my pants, but I am pissing on bigotry. So you're going to want to steer right clear of this area because there is some bigotry,

even though it has been neutralized. So you're going to want to avoid this clear of this area because there is some bigotry, even though it has been neutralized. So you're going to want to avoid this area. Over. I recommend a piss bottle. All truckers know, tried and true. Piss bottles. Tried and true. Just finished a two-liter bottle of off-brand Dr. Pepper, and it just came out real quick all over my legs.

But after I stopped to meet a lot lizard, I am going to make sure that there's no microaggressions. If I let you know that there's no microaggressions, you are a clear ride. Over. Over. Man, I feel bad for the lot lizards. The lot lizards are not having a good time right now. The lot lizards are the really unspoken victims of this whole thing. Everybody wants to talk about racism and truckers, and nobody wants to talk about lot lizardry.

I just want to say that every single trucker is a white supremacist. My grandfather's a trucker. Do you know that? No. Yeah, and now he went to fucking last week and spit on his grave. I called my mom. I go, you know, how could you do this to us?

She goes, what, be born by a racist trucker? There's a new villain every week. They should make a new rule just because of the way news and stuff. There should be Thanksgiving every week. I think so, too. Just so everybody can have a nice big family blow up. So they can have, yeah.

Because there's a new thing where everybody like truckers are the villains, like anti-mandate people, anti-vax people, vax people. Do not disperse the name of my grandfather and my long line of truckers. Where are my Grateful Dead supporters today? And the boys over there are partying. Oh, fuck yeah yeah dude no my friend living so right when all this stuff is going down my friend reed in ottawa i'm like yo what's going on there he's like dude he's like it's honestly he's like this is just a makeup for 07 when the

sens lost the cup he goes he goes they're fucking raging it like like it's fucking uh my body messaged me and they had a uh they had a big screen TV set up outside and they were watching the game Sunday so they're just tailgating it's a tailgate it's a giant party it's like a fucking the crazy thing is it's freezing well that's the thing and we're going to talk about the trucker thing a little later

this is a little tease and over to you Ryan with the weather and over to me with the weather because there was a weather related comment I had to make I'll tell you what in New York every single time And with the weather. And over to me with the weather, because there was a weather-related comment I had to make. I'll tell you what. In New York, every single time that, and this is America, you know, our boys in Canada, the trucker boys, we never put up with this bullshit. Yeah.

But they fucking, the whole news, everything was like, you know, we better cancel. We're going to have to cancel shows. You know, everyone be careful. Everyone's parents live here are calling them, being like, hey, just careful. there might be a snow four inches of snow oh the city shuts down oh crazy i was i was from comedy so i'm trying to get a fucking uber home i'm out there you know i'm basically a lot lizard trying to get a fucking hey can someone i'm all sucky and basically i'm there for half an hour there's no ubers no things's four cabs. I know you're adverse to yellow cabs. Danny's dick fucking of snow.

And then, no, I try. Yeah. Yeah. Like how you think I was picking and choosing at that point. I would have rad, gladly had a yellow cab.

And what I got was an off duty Uber. Oh, you got a, what are they called? I can't remember what they're called, but yeah, they're like the illegal cabs. Illegal cabs.

That used to be a really big thing in New York before it was illegal cabs. Yeah. And to be honest, it did feel a little sketchy because I was fucking had a couple of pops at the time. You're just getting some random dude's car. I mean, you are getting some random dude's car. I just feel like that's how you get robbed or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, it is a weird little business. I see them at the airport a lot, actually. And they tell you, like over the intercom, they go, watch out for these people who are trying to give you rides, which is tail all the time You know, I've heard watch out for them. I'd be like I'll be looking out for them because I would like a ride Yeah, I've been on a old black comedy kick and this is always my favorite thing about Watching a bunch of YouTube videos my favorite thing about all black like what are we talking about? Like like prior we're talking about BT like prior or we're talking about bt bt yeah yeah you know my shit hamburger and my favorite thing is like one in three comedians have a pretty big bit that's like uh you know you know how you beat your kid last week

i'm my two-year-old came up i beat him so good he in the hospital now it's all i mean it's the fucking the dog beating thing that all i mean it's the fucking the dog beating thing that we saw where it's like literally like we saw this comic just like out of a black show in nashville do a straight up 10 minute grand closer smash like fucking obliterated like you were just like i've never seen anybody and it was just about how like black people mistreat dogs and then everybody was like yeah and i was like what the like i remember i was like we were like what the fuck he's just talking about like abusing a dog last week my six-year-old baby comes up to me talking about goo goo gaga i use his motherfucking head like a speed bag

and the crowd's like kill him yeah kick the shit out of him! Get him! Get him! So the other day, my son asked me for food before he finished his homework. And everyone goes, ooh, don't do that. He's going to get hurt real bad. Somebody's going to get hurt. Somebody. You know what?

That leads me to my next segment. The boys cast makes you think. So just something that really makes you think. Yeah. Yeah, give me a good thing. Yeah. So you know what's funny? Because this is how you know that the white and black are the main two races in North America.

Okay. So, you know, white guys will always get accused of being, you know, they'll say like, oh, white guy's trying to act black. Or they'll say a black guy, like, oh, this guy's trying to act black or they'll say a black guy, like, oh, this guy's trying to act white, like he's not even black or whatever, right? Yeah. But it only happens with those two races. You'll never see where they go,

oh, look at this black guy trying to act fucking Asian. Yeah, that's true. Or Indian dude trying to act Asian or white guy, the only thing you ever get is black guys trying to act white and white guys acting black.

That is a good theory. I like that. That has some legs to it. Right. So I think it's because like black people are like kind of are the cool culturally thing. So then you're trying to like and then white just because they're the dominant. Maybe that's a good point, too. But then you could.

They're dominant culturally and then like in terms of like cool stuff or whatever. And then the other side is just most amount of people. But yeah, yeah. I guess you could say that because there's no like but even in food or whatever i think you'd never really see someone like oh this guy thinks he's asian just because he was eating asian food or whatever yeah if you put it this way if you were a black guy and you were going to get accused of acting asian you would have to be acting so well you have to show up the only thing is the k outfit. The K-pop stands. They are, but the thing is, they don't get accused of it.

They're like, yeah, I am pretending to be Korean. Like Paul thinks he's, you know, like he wants to be like Indian sort of a little bit too. He wears all the gold and he's got all the tattoos. He has like an Indian, like some reference on a tattoo. Right, he wants to have elephants at his wedding. The in-laws. Anyway. What do He wants to have elephants at his wedding. The in-laws. Anyway.

What do we hear? We were at the dinner the other day and then some guy who was like, yeah, there's like all these like business dudes or whatever. And then they were like, yeah, there's for Indian weddings. So someone said they wanted to go to an Indian wedding. And then they were like in, I think they said in North America or maybe America or maybe in New York. I don't know. Somewhere.

But they're like, there's only they said in North America or maybe America or maybe New York. I don't know. It's somewhere, but they're like, there's only two elephants that are available for like you specifically for wedding purposes. Like these guys are so businessy that they're like, yeah, how do we like get our hands

on some elephants that we could like rent out for Indian weddings? All Jews. They're all white. These are all Jews and they're all like, how can we like get some elephants

that we can? So they bring these two guys to every wedding, the two elephants. Well, no, probably one. There's two available, so you can have two Indian weddings a weekend with an elephant, I guess. Right.

But they're not even a weekend because they're like 10 days. Remember? Well, that's the thing. So you always have to sort of work around the elephant schedule. Everyone's getting married around the elephant. God damn, let's get us some elephants.

You've got to work around two elephant schedules, your wife, the in-law and then the actual elephant lucrative very interesting anyways this episode has been brought to you by uh sheath underwear and butcher box know what i was thinking that um and support the sponsors by the way support the episode the boys cast patreon.com slash the boys cast we're growing when did we get our butcher box thing like five five months ago? I can't remember. I finally finished it. And I've been eating meat nonstop. It's not even like I'm like,

oh, I'm going to go vegetarian for a week. I have been fucking eating this shit like it's my job. Want to know a funny thing that happened to me a bit ago? Because I try to, every time I do stuff with sponsors, I try to like pretty have conversations about like, hey, just so you know like what we do or whatever and i want to make sure they like it but we did one with like

it was like andrew jolts's boy that does ads and it was with upstart and i know i did i remember on the podcast i go wait upstart sponsoring this podcast no it wasn't the podcast it's my youtube or the video or whatever but i remember yeah i was like i was and it was i so i did this video um should uh the nba players uh have their tits out to make the ratings better with wmba pull their tits out right yeah and they fucking literally got like a fucking angry calls like mayday take it down i was like no and then so basically they were like you can cut out the ad so i cut out their ad from the video. It was like a debacle. Oh, for sure. The funniest Upstart story is so Upstart was like last year was like one of the darling

fucking like crazy like dorkling bubble stocks that like nobody really knew what they did. It was just like kind of they're like, yeah, they're like an AI like mortgage, like lender, like all the buzzwords or whatever. And then it went from like I remember looking at it in maybe January, it was like $60. Then it went to like $450. And there was this guy on CNBC. It's like a pretty like viral clip.

He's on CNBC. And they go, so what are your picks? And he goes, he goes like, which one? I like Upstart. It's at like $450 at that point. He's like recommending buying it. He goes, it's like, I like Upstart. It's, yeah, we really like it.

And the guy goes, yeah, Upstart. He goes, yeah we really like it and the guy goes yeah i'm sorry he goes what do they do and the guy goes what's that i can't hear you he goes what was that he goes you're cutting out he literally he had no idea what they did he was like his top pick just because the price kept going up and the guy goes he goes what do they do and he goes and he's like i can't hear you i can't hear you and then he just like ended it there and then literally that i think that like marked the top it dropped like 70 80 that's so funny so i wanted to start this episode of segment wise by talking about what i would say was the toughest uh toughest post i've ever seen viral reddit post that uh this guy headline my dying wife asked asked me if it would be okay to have sex with another man and this one honestly you could feel

the pain in this guy's voice is it i mean it's like the guy's getting fucking getting it every which way it's like the love of his life is dying yeah so he's winning in that department yeah yeah so he's like oh my god my wife's dying so he's gonna be back on the market yeah and then not only that but then she's like my last dying wish is to get some fucking strange get some it's not even strange not even because it basically is sort of one last cucking you know what i mean it's like before i die i just want one last cook just that's the only wish before you leave that's his dying wish that's his dying wish but he goes she goes just like on the ventilator in the corner this was a tough one it's it's a very do not be this guy yeah my wife has a terminal disease she's projected to live at most nine months i am of

course destroyed i've been doing my best to make the last days of her life good and grant whatever wish i can by the way i was I was thinking that if I was dating someone that was dying, I would, for probably the first time, I'd feel comfortable being the full lovey-dovey guy where I would go,

all that stuff, you go, you keep the guard up on all of them. The only time, even when I was like moving to a different place, I remember those

where you go, that night, I'm comfortable going all out. That's the only time I'll be like I'll be willing to say any of that sort of stuff Yeah yeah Otherwise she goes

Writing a poem She goes Yeah yeah yeah Or I'll be like I wrote you a poem baby Yeah otherwise I keep the guards out Baby I'm destroyed like your pussy's gonna be Yeah well she goes

Okay so he goes The doctor said she was likely to need a wheelchair In four or five months Then by month eight She'll be bedridden for the last few days That's if she doesn't decline faster He goes, the doctor said she was likely to need a wheelchair in four or five months. Then by month eight, she'll be bedridden for the last few days. That's if she doesn't decline faster. Recently, she sat me down and told me one of the last things she wanted to do was have sex with a previous partner of hers. I was, of course, shocked. And when I asked why the fuck she wants that.

So basically, she thinks that her most physically compatible lover and satisfying lover was him. So, wow. Ouch. You know what she's thinking? She's going, I want to kill him at the same time I die. And she knows that he can tell him this stuff and he's going to go, ugh. Maybe. I, too, have a heart attack condition.

What if this is like an actual grand scheme? Because he's like, I don't know how I'll ever live without her. Maybe she's like, you know how he'll get on easier once i'm gone that's the old is to be like you know hold on we'll give me one second for a second hello you want to fuck one last time before you die uh sorry just give me a second here um what about your husband you tell him okay yeah uh i would never do that to another boy so i'm gonna have to decline the offer Boy is the egg on her face right now She goes After all that he said no

He said no So I guess we'll just We'll fuck for the next eight months Until I'm dying Yeah that's so And then First of all Pull the plug

If your chick goes out She goes I just wanna fuck this other dude Who's just way better At fucking than you One last time Ten years X of ten years

I think you'd fall over You'd go oops And then kick the thing And then obviously too When you're dating For that long You're not putting in The performances like that

So she's remembering This one guy that You know what I mean Put in a couple Good performances You're ten years deep Barely You know

Not needing the sweats she's thinking back to this guy oh pull the plug it's also sort of a bad move on her part too because you go you know you have eight months to live or whatever right and this guy's people go skydiving she's like i want to fuck jeff take me down good in fucking 2009 and she has she's about to die and then he is the one who's in control of all her stuff right so he's bringing her all the food she wants he's making her comfortable and then now he's gonna be grumping around so your last eight months are gonna be crap i'd be fucking if i was him he's like just extra morphine just fucking you know well that's the thing morphine yeah he doesn't he's not gonna be helping her and also she's in a wheelchair which is not yet that's the thing she has she

thinks she has a few months before she gets in the wheelchair she's in the wheelchair does he have to drive her to his house you know what i mean just give her hell bro yeah he's like i'll wait should i wait in the car or x is way worse too because it's it's one thing if you're just like i want to have sex with someone like you got a Chippendales or like a proper gigolo. Exactly. That's why girls are more hurtful than guys because guys would be like, yeah, I just want to fuck like some random hot chick.

Whereas girls are like, I want to fuck this guy. Yeah, you're like, I want to go to Vegas. Three just prostitutes, random, never. And any girl could rationalize with like, okay, yeah, whatever. But this girl's like, I need this specific guy that no one could give it up like him i wonder if she cleared it with the guy first that's interesting yeah like if she just assumed he would and he's like yeah i'm married so i'd walk nice talking to you for the first time in 10 years to tell me you're dying and you want to

have sex one more time if if it that's like-of-hand make-a-wish. There's so many people involved. The make-a-wishes. You go, you have one last make-a-wish. What is it, Wonderland? For the dude version, that's what I was thinking. Most make-a-wishes that the kids do, that is their second make-a-wish

because their first make-a-wish was Bonesome Superhot Girl. For sure. You know, if you're like 12 years old, you're done. No, I think the first make-a-wish is live. No. Well, that's not on the table. But their first make-a-wish is like, You know, if you're like 12 years old, you're done. No, I think the first Make-A-Wish is live. No. Well, that's not on the table. But the first Make-A-Wish is like, you know, bring Ariana Grande in here and fucking suck my hammer. And then they go, well, you can't do that.

You're 10. You go, okay, well, then I guess bring me to fucking Disney World. Yeah. I guess get John Cena in here then. Fine. If I can't have Ariana Grande, I'll have John Cena. Bring John Cena in to speak some mandarin to me yeah but that's what i was saying it goes as a dude dying that would be the equivalent of

if you if you go uh here she goes you have one last wish i want to fuck your sister that would be sort of the equivalent i mean it's insane that if you're you to your wife like imagine you don't die it's like the fucking jeremy gabriel thing the fucking mike ward or scenario where you just don't die you go so you're fine now huh i'm pretty easy to check out yeah yeah yeah so you're totally fine didn't die huh still uh still fucked your ex though it's awkward what a miracle that you're uh totally better now the dick was so good that's what happened he cured her. And then that guy just has to go around the fucking just curing people.

Yeah. He's like a Mother Teresa type. I do definitely feel with this guy where you go, that's one of those things where you go, you got to check yourself out. Where you go, as soon as that happens, you go, okay, you know what? This one's done to me. You go, moving on. He's been married for 10 years. Yeah, you have to.

I mean, dude. You always have to be willing to walk away.opathic to just be like you have no you got to you always have to be willing to walk away from you take your chips off the table she goes i want one last thing i want to fuck you you're my ex you go swallow your ring that's annoying you yeah you have to she goes you have to yourself there. She gave a whole monologue about how sex sometimes is just physical and how emotionally fulfilling sex is with me. Yeah, that's what every guy wants to hear. He goes,

Yo, you give me that emotional dick. Woo! Baby, you're so emotionally fulfilling. Oh, my God. I could walk afterwards. Oh, you filled me up so good. I could walk, but I was crying a bit, but I could walk. Oh, yeah, you filled me up so good. I could walk, but I was crying a bit, but I could walk. Oh yeah, you filled me up so good.

I was not walking funny. So yeah, this girl's really fucking twisting the knife in this guy, right? And he spent the last while bringing her to her cancer appointments and stuff like that. She's probably bald at this point. No, yeah. Well, you think she has a cancer? I don't know. If she is bald bald that'd be

funny so now i'm left with this deny my dying wife a wish for my own ego which i always hate that when people they try to make your ego this like this bad thing where it's like no not getting bitched around is not always for your ego right it's kind of like i mean again there's part of me is like i guess if you're like i can't put myself in someone's dying this is what they need as their but like they don't need it no they definitely don't need it you're like also you think this guy's putting down the same performance he did 10 years ago that's the biggest problem you know she goes if i let her go fuck another man who uh she says feels was better honestly i'm so pissed and betrayed that she asked this of me i feel like

i'm put in a position where i have to say yes because she's dying you don't have to do anything yeah i mean you don't have to you just be like no i mean also again if she's dying and like this is so important to her then like and she's like i'm for sure like dying and like that's why wouldn't she what well this is so i'll tell what. This is the problem with fucking girls. They can't just do things because they need to have their guilt absolved. This is, like, there's so many people. Girls need to do the bad thing. And they also want to, they want you to be their, the priest that absolves them of the guilt of doing it.

Like, if you want to do this, you know fucking the guy would hate it. And you know, it's a crazy thing to say. And you know know it's actually probably worse that you have to like fucking tell him this right you're done and then so but you want to you want to have your they always want their cake and eating it too oh this i mean this is just if you want to go do stuff with a guy do stuff with a guy don't force your boyfriend to fucking be a cuck in the scenario that okayed it that's the part where it's like just do your crappy thing you don't need your fucking guilt absolved we gotta figure out that is what they do yeah 100 we gotta figure out a way to get these people on the podcast yeah i know that'd be great like we

just get this person be like just call in anonymously we don't need to know we need to have both them on the podcast like a little oprah situation yeah we bring the girl we bring the dr phil we bring the the girl in, her and the boyfriend, and say we've arranged it or whatever. And then we get there and we go, well, we've got other news for you. The other boyfriend's here today, too. Do-do-do-do.

Do-do-do-do. He comes in. Jerry. I have something to tell you. Steve Wilkos. I am not a cock. He goes, I know what I wanted to say, but I don't know if that's right.

I'm so hurt that sex with her ex was apparently so good that she needs to do it once more before she died i hate anything about this it's also better if the guy she meets it's like a danny devito situation like some tiny tiny dude he's like in a walker or something he goes that's the guy who dicked you down like that the old man in the walker she, you don't even fucking know. Body. Yeah, he goes, I'm here for the sexing. It's like Wallace Shawn.

I'm here to fuck your wife. Yeah, I came here for the dicking down. But yeah, so this guy, like the answer is, there isn't really more going on where it's just like this is just the ultimate scenario where you can choose now to be a bitch. But I would say you could probably go do whatever you want and then be passive aggressive until she dies. That's probably how I'd handle it. Here's your fucking, here's your food. What do you want? Oh, that's for some amazing last meal.

It's like, oh, well, here's a plate of wieners. I didn't cook them. Oh, sorry. Well, I guess maybe so-and-so, you know, I guess my mind's somewhere else after this whole thing where you want to

fuck your ex. Oh, sorry. I guess the hot dogs aren't even emotionally fulfilling now. All the, are they? Oh, that's wild.

Yeah, definitely. I feel bad for the guy. That is the, um, especially Duke. Cause like if he really is he's like you know again i guess she's the one who's dying but then also he's just like yeah it sucks because i have to stay alive and i'm like a widower and then like my last memory is that's

what i'm saying this is your get out of helping that much free card yeah you know what i mean she's gonna be like oh i want it doesn't sound like he wants that he just wants to like help her die he's got to become a city boy. You know what? But again, he will. This is his Joker moment. Yeah, this will. Oh, yeah.

This will help him, I guess, after she's gone. I have a feeling my man's going to go on a tear, dude. He's going to go. After she dies, he's going to bang her sister. And then he's going to go bang fucking DeVito's wife. The guy. That'll be the ultimate story arc where he goes, he has to find that guy's wife. Exactly.

Yeah, he's got to go find that guy's wife. And not actually give her a proper dick and down just because he didn't want to put the thing in. And then he finally gets it and she goes, that was so emotionally fulfilling. And he goes, God damn it!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've only been getting, I've only been getting. She goes, I've just only been getting railed like an animal. I've never been emotionally. That really fulfilled me emotionally.

I've never been emotionally fulfilled. But this guy, after especially for a while, he's probably putting down three or four minute performances. He's not trying to do the full Casanova dicking down. He's been in the game for a while.

I think his real move, it's a tough one, but if he really wants to really shift the balance of power, he needs to kill himself. That would be a real- That would be a fucking G move. She goes, yeah. How's this for emotional fulfillment? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How's that? He goes, I fucking just killed myself. Enjoy your ex. You know what I like to do is when girls are being demanding sexually, you know how they have the live, laugh, love posters or something like that? Yeah. After you come quick and they live, laugh, love posters or something like that? Yeah.

After you come quick and they go, oh, don't come, I already finished. You go, shh, be grateful for what you have. Not everyone has made it this far. I have gratefulness. I have gratefulness. Do you have them tattooed on your ribs? She goes, oh, I fucking couldn't come.

I go, you learn more from failure than your successes. She goes, where are you getting these from? They're all written on your hand? Did you just come in my freaking hair? No one is perfect. That's why pencils have erasers. Ryan's resorted to just reading the top of the inside of Snapple caps. No, I do.

Yeah, yeah, no. Or you do this story. You come quick and then you go, she goes, why did you come in two seconds? You go, for what it's worth, I'm sorry. I want to just do that for everything too. It's like, did you just eat my leftovers that I brought take home home?

Did you eat it when I went to the bathroom? For what it's worth, I'm sorry. Singing gets you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, hey, you said we were going to have sex tonight, and I came in and watched you jerking. Are you just coming in and you're jerking off? Is it too late to say sorry?

Did you fucking forget to flush the toilet again? Stop leaving your logs in the toilet for what it's worth i'm sorry it's not helping oh yeah this is a good little tactic that's a good little tactic that's the thing with these girls they go one more um they go uh did you just freaking take a shit all over the counter? Is it too late to apologize? It's too late. Too late. And then whatever I said and whatever I did, I didn't mean it.

You said the N-word 12 times. I didn't mean it, though. No, you do that for when you get canceled for saying the N-word. They go, this guy got canceled for a string of every single obscenity in the word. And you go, what do you have to say for yourself? And you go, and whatever I said and whatever I did, I didn't mean it. And he goes, just want my job back for good. You want my job?

Want my job back? Okay. Well, this is the thing. Every time girls girls go no matter what they do it's our fault because you know if we can't get it up it's our fault right if they can't get wet it's our fault girls get wet that's the thing and it's if it's not if they don't it's our fault i didn't even know they do yeah you gotta pour water on it it's a whole procedure but i stopped doing it as well i had no idea i thought it was just supposed to be you know if the girls if you're having sex with a girl and she's like checking her phone during sex it's like oh you're so boring at

sex if i check my phone during sex all of a sudden i'm a bad guy also things are hot when they do them and they're not hot when we do them like for, for example, if she says, oh, that hurts, it's like almost hot when she says it, right? Yeah. But if we say, oh, and this is hurting. I've definitely said that before. Ow! This hurts.

Or if she goes, oh, that's so deep, right? It's too deep. Like, you would think that's hot, right? They can get away with saying that. It's such a good thing to say, probably. But if you're like, oh, this is too deep. It's me at the fucking kiddie pool. It's a little too deep. you're afraid of the back inches you go it's too dark and scary back there oh it's too no no no it's too deep that's too

scary back there the guy it's too deep you know all of a sudden it's hot when she grabs her boobs during sex you know what i mean yeah Then if we grab our boobs when we're in the sex hall, if we start grabbing our boobs, all of a sudden it's not hot. Yeah. There seems to be, there are some double standards. There's double standards. She thinks you're illuminating.

They pull a toy out during sex hall that's very, very acceptable these days, right? But if I start playing with my action figures, do you smell? What? The Ryan. Oh, I'm sorry. Did G.I. Joe stop

belonging in the bedroom? I go, that's what I do when I'm in 6'6". She pulls out her toy. I go, yeah, I also have a toy to pull out. And I go,

can you smell? No, no. Can you tell that the Ryan is coming? She pulls out her wand. You pull out your fucking replica lightsaber.

She goes, what are you going to do with that thing? And you're just like, are you going to put that inside of me? No, Darth Vader. She goes,

I'm going to go. She goes, well, my last boyfriend dicked me down. She goes, you're not even emotionally fulfilling me anymore.

Yeah, you're just a fucking goof. Yeah, that's ridiculous. The, um, so a poor one out for that guy.

Our brother down bummed me out. So bigger news than even that is that they've decided to make figure skating even more gay.

Impossible. The first non-binary winter Olympian challenges ice skating stereotypes. Isn't that making it more queer, technically? Mm-hmm. Because gay is a thing.

I guess it's making it more queer. Well, I've been saying this for years, that this is a macho sport that needs to be... Oh, yeah. It's, you know... We need a little more feminine energy in figure skating. Yeah. It's not for this, you know,

Tim Allen with the tool belt. How hard must it be to be a fucking professional figure skater, like a guy, and you know, Tim Allen with the tool belt. How hard must it be to be a fucking professional figure skater, like a guy, and you're like trying to get laid and people are just like, everyone assumes you are the gayest person on earth. It's the most biggest assumption.

The only ones that aren't is some of the Russian figure skaters try to have like a masculine energy. No, I'm not saying they're not all gay, but a lot of the Russian guys try to have like a, no, it's actually my sport. I mean, even the pairs ones where it's like the guy who was,

I actually watched a documentary about like the, remember the Canadians who got fucked, like the scandal in Russia Olympics or whatever, where they got fucked and then the dual gold medals. Remember that? And like that dude was, you just assume he's gay, but he's like not. No, some of them are probably crushers,

but you know, there's just no way to make that sport. You're dancing on ice, you know? It's an ice skit. Yeah. There's no way. But if you go to that sport and there's like these traditional gender norms, it's like if there's any more sport, it's like one step away from, or maybe it's just the exact same, like these, you know, hyper-masculine boys club ballers, you know?

The American who uses the pronouns they them wants to nix traditional notions that all skating duos tell romeo and juliet stories they want they want to tell sort of a story about like you know two non-binary uh construction workers that's part of their dance they're they're nailing in the wood you know and instead present a show of equality and strength with olympic partner ashley kane so she said we were already sort of not subscribing to a standard masculinity femininity narrative on the ice says leduc and we said you don't say yeah you wouldn't say so huh she's gonna turn it up all that classic traditional masculinity well if there's anything

that that needs also the thing is she's kind of well obviously what you mean is there's the guy and the girl right and the guy picks up the girl or whatever and you go yeah yeah that's because he's bigger and stronger i mean everybody would love to see the girl pick up the guy yeah i mean like that should be instantly where you pick up the girl picks up the guy girl you won that's it yeah what are you just swapping the girl picks up the guy and then you win in what scenario like what are you talking about where the girl you know we don't need to do this masculine female thing it's like okay yeah maybe i could pick up you it'd be like you can't though it's like that's how you die well you can get a really slight man yeah but like you would need the strong like the guys that are able to do this to the women these though. That's how you die. Well, you can get a really slight man.

Yeah, but like, you would need the strong, like, the guys that are able to do this to the women, these are the top athletic men. I mean, they're doing it while they're fucking, like, doing crazy skating things. Yeah, yeah. So she's like, well, why don't we do it the other way around? And it was like, because you're not capable of that, you dumb idiot. I mean, the funny thing

is, even with their whole, like, oh, we're non-binary, it's like the like the you know the biological male is picking up the biological female regardless of how you identify you're not like you're not like she's like well i'm a they them and he's a whatever and then you're like yeah he still picks you up yeah he picked he picked me up but when we do it i kind of look more like the man and he's dainty you're doing it he's already pretty dainty yeah so yeah yeah you're throwing the girl but she's dainty or doing it he's already pretty dainty yeah so yeah yeah you're throwing the girl but she's pretending she's throwing you i guess no i don't quite know the mechanics of that i know what it is know what they the only thing they could really probably mean

is that the guy still throws the girl but he's wearing a dress yeah he wears a dress yeah and the girl wears like a chapeau yeah she's just fake mustache she's dressed as a construction worker yeah she's dressed as uh a trucker she's got like a trucker hat on and but that's not even non-binary that's just lesbian justin trudeau and he's just tossing her she's got a yeah she's got a vest with the cut off sleeves and he tosses her in the air and she goes oh in the air the funny thing is like i don't know about the other judges but like because the russians are like a big part of the thing and like it's pretty much like illegal to be gay there, so I can't imagine they're super keen on that whole thing.

This whole non-binary business. Yeah, yeah. There's definitely going to be no Russian fucking figure skaters who are like, we're non-binary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Off to the gulags for you. Well, it's just, but it doesn't make sense. You go, it's pairs figure skating.

It's like, if you want to be the non-binary one, be, this is the thing. So if you want to be the guy's figure skating, be, this is the thing. So if you want to be the guys figure skating, all figure skating is inherently feminine, right? So if you're going to have a partners, one has to be the dominant that throws and one has to be the one to get thrown. And getting thrown is obviously going to be more feminine. Or you do the singles figure skating, right? Where you go, okay, it's just a single. Okay.

So there isn't a version that's that masculine. So the guy one's feminine and the girl one's that's that masculine. So the guy one's feminine and the girl one's feminine. So it's like the guy one's already non-binary. So the only difference is the guy, I guess they do a version where the girl isn't feminine. So that's the only thing they say.

Figure skating where the girl comes in, but you're dancing. So what would that be? Or before their thing, they just do a land acknowledgement and just let everybody know their pronouns. Just so you know. So you're dancing so what would that be? Or before their thing they just do a land acknowledgement and just let everybody know their pronouns just so you know. So you're like oh okay I know like you can kind of

paint in your mind. What's like a masculine dance move even like cause it like a Jamaican dancing yeah I guess you do sort of

a break dance situation like pew yeah that sort of thing that's the only thing but it's just like imagine being in I mean it's basically ballet on ice.

You're in the gayest sport of all time and you're like, we need to gay this out. But better than that, she goes, Leduc explained that the cane gribble was body shame for being taller than most women skaters. I always like just saying someone was body shamed in sports. Because obviously what they meant was, yeah, it's going to be harder to do a flip with this girl

when she's seven foot two. Yeah. So it's not body shame. That's like being like this jockey. Andre the Giant was a... It's like Muggsy Bogues got body shamed for being in the NBA. Exactly.

He was only 5'3". And he goes... I got body shamed when I tried to be a horse jockey at 6'3". He'd be like, well, why is that? I said, you know what? It was so crazy. I got body shamed when I tried to be in the heavyweight category and I was only 140 pounds.

They body shamed me back down to the featherweight. Life ain't fair. Although that is sort of body shaming a little bit, calling them featherweights. Those sort of things are like flyweights and featherweights. They are degrading titles. Kind of, yeah. Yeah, until you see them actually fighting.

You go, yeah, you can... can no obviously they're badasses but it is funny calling them like hey you're the uh you know paperclip weight a little top whip squeak weight yeah they are a little bit condescending the titles just from a different time you know so because of the body shaming she was all but written off as a future winner meanwhile leduc was told to keep quiet about being gay and rejected as weak by a potential partner there is nothing funnier than in figure skating people go to the guy being like you know what you're gonna want to keep that gay thing on the down low these male figure skaters do not take kindly to gay guys you want to keep that quiet don't tell anybody you're gay. Yeah, yeah. It's like a male figure skater.

It's literally the baseline assumption. That's the... It's obviously you're like, somebody goes, he goes, so you want to go fucking over to like... Woody's? Woody's or whatever and fucking, you know.

And he goes, well, why would I want to do that? He goes, because we're gay. No, I'm not gay. Yeah, you actually are surprised when you find others straight. Yeah,'s it is the surprise when you go oh this guy's just a straight guy yeah he's a crusher yeah so in her mind yeah and figure skating the guy's coming up and he goes listen man you know we're gonna lose all the sponsors if they find

out your deep dark secret that's the equivalent. That's the, not the equivalent, the perfect encapsulation of the see-through closet. We've been talking about where you go. Yeah, your closet. He goes, I'm in the closet. And you go, I got news for you, pal. Those are sliding doors. Those are sliding doors that just got cleaned. We can see through them perfectly.

It's like, look, you got to keep this gay thing on the down low. Otherwise, we're going to lose our PragerU sponsorship. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, I think it's probably like 50-50 or something. For what? Figure skating, but it is a lot of them. It's a lot.

I mean, tons. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you who didn't like that. Sean Penn. So Sean Penn has been on the podcast tour, and he's got something to say. He's got a little Hans and Franz. He doesn't like the girly men.

That's so funny. It's like literal Hans and Franz. These girly men. Yeah, Sean Penn. out of his podcast story and said there's too many girly men. Girly men. I mean, he is a very manly man. There's too many girly men.

I don't even know what that was in relation to because they obviously weren't, what were they even talking about? He's doing a thing for his new show. his movie yeah we know people who know sean penn in real life too yeah apparently they say he's pretty weird yeah i mean as you would expect him to be i'm sure he's a cool guy i'm sure he's fucking sure he's a fun party dude i bet he's a great he's got his head so up his own i mean the best story was was uh i don't even know if i should say but just basically he's like a method actor

and just the idea of him method acting for fucking I Am Sam is the funniest thing I could ever think of. He's method acting retarded. Yeah, you're just like your dad's retarded for three months. All of a sudden, you're just like, this sucks. He's literally coming up, spilling the cereal. Dad, can you make me eggs? He just, like, brings you a fucking bowling ball.

This eggs? Dad, I'm going to be late for school. What school? God damn it. That's, like, by far the best. Dude, the documentary of him being of method acting for i am sam would fucking blow that movie out of that would be the greatest sean penn thing that ever existed was just following him around as i am sam oh my god like three months like going to like a coffee shop in like santa monica i'd be like um can i get one what do you want are you sean penn

huh um that what that one knows i want that that'll be four dollars the sean penn's actually fucking weird did you see that shit he was in here said he didn't know what money was that is so stupid fucking weird. Did you see that shit? He was in here. He said he didn't know what money was. That is so stupid. Yeah, he's method acting. I mean, at least like with fucking Daniel Day-Lewis or whatever,

it's like, yeah, okay, your dad's Abraham Lincoln and you're just gonna be like, all right, you roll your eyes a little bit and it's fine. That is an eye roll though. But at least Abraham Lincoln. Oh, it's just me.

Four score. Yeah, you go, okay, shut up. Your dad has to get you in trouble for, you know, you got in trouble for smoking weed at school. Like, this is a vile plant. And you go, shut the... Okay, dad, I'm going to my room. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, you know how he scolded. Well, it is time that you must receive your paddy wax. I have put a ban on your grounding. You will not be out of court anywhere. Dad, I can't do this. He's all the time. He's just always on the lookout for John Wilkes Booth. Well, because of me and my thing,

I brought my pal over, Mr. Sean Penn, who will be giving you the scolding. That'd be amazing. A method actor poker night. They're all just as the things i raise you for american dollars sean penzai he's eating the chips that's so stupid amazing these fucking actors

there's nothing funnier than method acting although that would be a fun way to be able to do that where you go i'm playing a role like you know i go oh i'm doing a sketch where i'm playing a handicapped guy is that a problem why can't i do that if you really want to do that i guess yeah i do kind of it'd be fun yeah it'd be fun that's practicing well he says there's too many girly men and then he came out and he said i don't think that being a brute or having insensitivity or disrespect for women has anything to do with masculinity or ever did he said but i don't think that in order to be fair to women we should become them so he's kind of out there saying it like it is yeah telling people

what everyone thinks but except for us because i he says oh we don't have to become women and for me I think yes we do yes we do I mean I'm surprised it hasn't like become like a you know an article somewhere where like Sean Penn rails against transgenderism it does seem like that

it seems like if you want to make news like if your job is literally making news you turn this into a trans thing you just put your interpretation on it like you know pink make news like if your job is literally making news out of you turn this into a trans thing yeah you just put your interpretation he's moral yeah like you know pink news goes like because they're like the source yeah yeah what do you know they're becoming women oh what yeah and then they're like so what and here's a chan pan's uh anti-transgender views and then they just like blow it up well there's two options one is we all become women or two we all just become neither i think that's that's probably

the like everybody comes down by everyone's nothing yeah yeah yeah that's probably there's those are the two options that we're allowed to live in they just remove the sex from your birth certificate remove everything i mean they move the sex from your life a long time ago oh place with sex with snap um yeah so he says the mystic rhythm this is sort of old school actor stuff right this used to be like run of the mill that you know the james deney type guys would come out there and be like you know these kids with their earrings in you know you know what's interesting by the way just is this is like very like not anything really to do with the he said, but it's, so they call him the mystic river actor. Yeah.

Like, how do you pick what movie you refer? Like, you're like, he's Sean Penn. Yeah. You go, he's the mystic river actor.

They had a funny one recently. Like, is it like, is it the, the, like basically the person who wrote the article is just like their favorite Sean Penn movie? No, no.

They're, I guess. I know he wanted, I think he wanted, no, mystic river is like from the nineties. Yeah. You're right. That's like saying, uh, like early 2000're promoting that. I think he won an... No, Mystic River's from the 90s. Yeah, you're right. That's like saying...

Or like early 2000s. Yeah, that's like being like Joey's star, Matt LeBlanc. Yeah, you're like, how do you... I mean, he's done so many fucking banger movies. You could just be like

the accomplished actor and they specifically refer to him as the Mystic River actor. Yeah, the star of Jack and Jill. Yeah, you're like, what the fuck i mean maybe mystic river won an oscar and that's that's the most like awarded thing he's asked for clarification and then he said american men seem to find it fashionable and empowering to brace traditional femininity attributes so i think it's a little more than they find it empowering i think it's more just that, you know, that's like the trend.

If you're in that world, if you're in that world, everyone, everyone, um, more, almost more dudes than girls, but they almost just do the most extreme version of whether whatever is like

the acceptable version of their counterculture. So if you're in that, you know, uh, Brooklyn, he like, I'm not a boy or a girl thing. The mo if you want to be the sort of most of it in that subculture, you know, Brooklyn-y, like, I'm not a boy or a girl thing.

If you want to be the sort of most of it in that subculture, you go, oh, well, yeah, I'm wearing a frigging bonnet. Yeah. You think Sean Pendler is not going to get invited to the Met Gala anymore? That'd be amazing. Everybody's there, like Pete Davidson and everybody in a dress. He's just in his smoking and his tuxedo being like, look at all these fucking sissy boys. Girly men. Fucking ashes in his pocket.

Sissy boys. Also, Whoopi Goldberg's been getting in for making fun of your people. It's her people too. What is the deal with that? No, she just changed her name to Goldberg. Yeah, why was that? Why did she? I don't know the exact reason.

I think she just wanted a name and then it was like, because my guess would be because- Appropri be appropriation no my guess would be because forever jews changed their names away from jewish names and she did that like that was like the thing where jews yeah i know that yeah they always change their name from jewish names and so maybe she just thought it was funny to change it to a jewish name is it just like a joke are you making that up or is there i don't know the actual reason behind it no well that's a long shot if it was that she did it as a joke well why pick goldberg she's like well that's the question but i don't think that's that answer i don't know that would be my guess

remember she dated ted danson isn't that so strange that is strange yeah but strange for ted danson so everyone's been like what we say is that so strange you go yeah strange for ted dance that's obviously what I meant. Yeah. But yeah, everyone's been getting mad at her for that. But it was like, obviously, I think it's so lame that they suspended her too.

Did you see Jeff Zuckerberg? I mean, this is the thing. I think everyone enjoys the like hypocrisy because that show is very big on, you know what I mean? That show is very big on those people trying to cancel everyone

and all this stuff. A hundred percent. I think that everyone enjoys the like hypocrisy component of it. But she didn't get canceled. She got literally a two-week suspension. And you're like, so what? What is that? It doesn't financially impact her anyway.

So I thought it would be better if they make her show up the next day and just face the fucking music for two weeks in a row. Well, she did do a press tour trying to face the music or whatever. Well, I saw, yeah, she wanted Colbert and she goes. And honestly, it's like, whatever whatever she misspoke to a degree she doesn't she didn't say anything like necessarily bad no they're just playing it was like a ball court of rules 100 100 she just was like had a bad opinion i guess and then well that's the thing i mean i said in our group chat where i was like yeah she's like's like, well, you know, Jews are white,

or essentially what she was saying. Obviously, it was not about race or whatever, but it was because Jews were- But it is confusing whether Jewish is a race or a religion. I mean, I always thought- And you go, oh, it's both. It's like, okay, well, then that leaves people to- 100%.

Yeah, the same reason when you go to you. If someone's like, I'm killing Danny because he's Jewish, you're like, yeah, I get someone being like I'm killing Danny because he's Jewish you're like yeah I get someone being like well Danny's a white guy yeah this white on white violence has got to stop and you go

it's not like it is confusing whether or not and what she said was she goes the holocaust wasn't about race it was about

white people killing white people it wasn't the sense that the Nazis like had tears of white people yeah but to him it was

yeah like to Hitler it was about race because he considers Jewish a race. And he was like, there were multiple tiers of white people that he considered to be different races, essentially. Exactly. So in his mind, it was about race. But then the new version of race, the truth is there is a bit of, in their schema, the way that they think of everything everything is the literal color of your skin that's like the most thing i mean i used to so by that definition

like race is what she thinks it's like but it's they're just wrong for sure she's applying current like ideologies about that stuff just retroactively like dude my whole life i always was kind of like yeah jewish is like being jewish is like not really like a literal different race, but like a kind of. And then like the CBC was essentially like, you're just white. And I was like, oh, right. Oh, interesting. That's kind of what it is. So she's kind of saying that it's like all the because the people that are saying, oh, you shouldn't say that or whatever are also like, OK, but you've said a million other things that sort of, if it is a race,

then so then you have to go back to admitting that Danny's not just a white guy. Well, exactly. They want to have it both ways. So she apologized and she was kind of like, you know, I agree that it's not just a race.

It was like, okay, so is he just a white guy still? And you go, yes. Yes. If you go, so why'd you apologize?

At least stick to what you said. That's, that's probably the, which is why I'm like, at least stick. Cause she does think that she does think that. So. Exactly. So why'd you apologize? At least stick to what you said. Exactly. That's, that's probably the, which is why I'm like, at least stick. Cause she does think that. She does think that. So why apologize?

And that's not only does she think that, that is the prevailing opinion of like our, you know, like the people who cast and, you know, like all the diversity stuff. Like I can't be a diversity consultant now because Whoopi Goldberg apologized and said she was wrong.

Yeah. So it's, it's funny cause they, yeah, that's, that's like, imagine like goldberg and goldberg diversity consultants see how much business we get it really is like yeah she goes um i apologize i was wrong that is a race and be like but you don't think that yeah you don't think it is and nobody thinks that

yeah nobody like that is not a prevailing thing that like where everybody goes wait a minute yes it is like everybody was like yeah it's they're just white people so yeah it's really white on white violence i mean again it's just like they killed them for i don't know why you can't just be like they killed them for their religion which as you know that has happened all throughout history people getting killed for just specifically you know like catholics and protestants like they were killing each other. Not because that wasn't a racial crime. Well,

the difference is that they, the difference is the Jewish people say that you're Jewish by blood. Yeah. Whereas that's true. That's the only religion that has that. Right. So that's the difference, right?

That's true. Yeah. That's the, who, where did that start? Why is Jewish people by blood? We're just, it's an exclusive group.

We, we just kind of like figured it out right away. You go, you know what? You need to know. If we make it hard to get in here, people will hate us. If we make it really difficult to get in, people are going to fucking hate us. So that's where we went with. Yeah, okay.

Well, I don't know. It's like, it's in the Torah, like, you know, thousands of years. And it's only your mother. It's like it's in the torah like you know thousands of years it's only your mother it's like not even i know well that's so they don't have any people coming and being like oh yeah my dad he's gone but he was a jew and also you got some jewish guy and you know and then they're like yo if you just fuck all these chicks and knock them up we'll have all the more jews they're going nah we don't want that right they limit it right it's like it's like they really want to limit the potential output and the best way to do that is by saying you can only come out of because you

can only have really one kid coming out of vagina once a year basically whereas guys they could be pumping them they could be coming into jewish vaginas oh yeah well yeah we'd have a dude if you were jewish by your fucking father there'd be fucking 100 hundred million Jews in the world. Or more. There'd be tons. Really? Well, yeah, because guys would be just fucking spreading

their seed all over the place. Yeah. Well, that's, yeah, that sucks for fucking people that, the dad that wants to have the Jewish kid or whatever.

Yeah. But it's so wishy-washy. Like, I have a friend who's like, dad was Jewish, mom wasn't, wasn't raised Jewish and now is like full Jew.

I know a girl that converted and they're allowed to convert. Yeah, you can convert. If you really go through like the steps and everything and like you- You take the financial courses. Everything. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Dude, you go meet with the rabbi like every week for like two years or something. Let him smash you.

Let him smash you. All that stuff, yeah. You get it. We'll let you in it's just it's not like fucking the religions

where you just be like I accept Jesus Christ and you go you're in anything else you go nope that one's very simple

I think Islam's the same thing you just have to like say something and you go alright you're in Islam's easy to get in not so easy to get out it's the first in it

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things to wear and compliment him but it's destroying my femininity today i asked if i should get a cute dress for anniversary and he looked at me and he says for me so it is sort of a long plan if you just don't want to buy your girlfriend anything she goes oh you're gonna buy me a dress you're gonna buy me a dress this like seems like this post was like boyfriend it just seems like this was a post from like 2005 why well because like you now you just be like oh he's gay right no it's just but that no no you're saying maybe even 2016 nowadays this is very you can be a very very straight man and also you wear a fucking this is what Sean or he's just like a hype

beast kind of like he's like the Pete Davidson where he goes no this is like so trendy it was unclear if he's like you know but he's a cross dresser he's not like she's not saying he's a guy that wears dresses yes and before he probably was kind of doing it in private but now that it's getting now that it's getting pushed by society

so much yeah now he's empowered to go to a ritzy and shop for clothing in front of it and just gab it up with the gals. Now he's at the nail salon with the girls chatting about his dresses, whereas before it was sort of a little hush hush.

Yeah, he had to just do it by himself. I hate, by the way, there's nothing worse than when you're chicks. When you... Couples that can't let each other have anything. You know what I mean? Like when you're like, I'm into this thing. And they go, this is my thing now.

And you go, get your own things a little bit. I remember when I used to be a jerk. Nothing worse than that. And there are examples. Stand-up comedy. Stand-up is the worst example. There's nothing worse. That is like painful where your girl goes, you know what?

They see you do it. You're just like, oh, that looks effortless. I could do that. And you go, you can't. Yeah, don't. You can't and don't. And they go, no, I mean, you make it look so easy. And then they're like, it's kind of a dig at you too because then they're like, well,

you make it look easy. You can do it. You stink. You're a moron, so it should be no problem for me. And you go, please don't. There is not not it's the tales oldest time yeah bad tale the worst tale of all time yeah there's nothing i would hate more than that but i wouldn't i wouldn't put up with that i i've i would say to someone like yeah i

mean you could do stand up but like we won't like that's it'll be the end of us i mean the real way oh for sure the moment that you're like in workshopping jokes together, this is over. Oh my God, that'd be tough. Yeah. I remember I used to have the thing that,

I don't think I might've said this on stage once, but I remember my ex, she was like really into Rancid too. Yeah. She was like a little punk, like kind of like a,

I guess like fashion chick was into punk, but she goes, she was like, oh, Tim Armstrong's really hot and i go well that just went from my favorite band to my least favorite band but because yeah right there's no there's nothing she's not like gene simmons is so hot you're like i gotta go no i know but it is funny but she's like get your own hobbies yeah you can't have one thing i

guess some people like it because they're like oh we can do it together whatever yeah some of those i mean there's some things you need some of your own i mean really what it should be is you should if you want hobbies each get that new hobby like simultaneously don't like latch on to another ones and then yeah i'd be like hey we're gonna do whatever hiking for sure there's certain joint hobbies but the you anyways if this girl's into buying dresses yeah yeah that's not a hobby buying dresses is not a hobby that's a lifestyle but more so the principle is just like she like it's the no one likes having their things feel like they're being uh over like your few things that you have that's what what she's saying, her femininity,

but the principles with everything, right? She's like, you know, I'm sort of the feminine one. That's the thing I have that he doesn't have in this relationship. And she's like, no, I have that too. Yeah, I got that too. And he's like, I look better in your dresses than you do, you fucking cow. Yeah, yeah. And you're a fucking cow.

Yeah, he starts being like a real like catty bitch to her and you're like what's going on here oh are you gonna wear my dress as long as you don't stretch it out he's telling her

she's gonna stretch out his stuff hey do you mind if I wear some of your old dresses since they probably don't fit you anymore but yeah

I mean if you were just a normal girl that was dating a guy that's like okay now my new thing is i wear dresses and stuff like that now and i'm pretty public about it i want to go shopping for dresses we go out both dresses women no yeah we go both dresses women but more importantly you know that thing where she's looking through the racks and you go to beat her so you get the better stuff first you're you're reaching you're going in front of her yeah like just kind of hip jack well

it's like it's what it's like people trying to get a cab where you keep having to try to like cut in front because the first person to get a cab so you have two people trying to get the the top stock trying to get the deals first oh that sounds like a fucking nightmare oh she goes the other day we were walking in se Sephora and all he was doing was asking me about what makeup to wear. How do you think about this, Danny? That she starts doing,

cross-dressing boyfriends be shopping. You know how cross-boyfriends... You know how your cross-dressing boyfriends be shopping. It's the same way we be shopping. It's actually very similar

to the way we be shopping. But they be shopping. Cross-dressing way we be shopping. It's actually very similar to the way we be shopping. But they be shopping. Cross-dressing boyfriends be shopping. This guy's going full girl. You know what? I think it is annoying when everyone has the exact same things because it's like you already have things that bug you about each other. It's like they're in your exact same ones.

It's like that's a recipe for a bad couple. Yeah. But the other thing is, that makes you think. See, when girls get a haircut, they want you to notice. When guys get a haircut or no clothes, they would like no one to notice. I mean, the hallmark, in my opinion,

of a good haircut is that it doesn't look like you got a haircut. The worst haircuts are the ones where you go, oh, you got a haircut. That's exactly the case. Damn it. See you got a haircut that's exactly what you want the ones where you go oh you got a haircut that's exactly the case damn it my you see in a week that's the best case scenario is no one notices that you get a haircut yeah where's a girl comes in and she wants to have her she's all that moment where you drop that you drop you're drinking and you drop it you go oh of course you look terrible that's what I said

when a girl comes in she goes you didn't notice I go holy shit I hope you kept the receipt do they have a refund policy oh my she's all that you walk in slow motion see I want to

know what I say the problem is we can't follow up on this because like I really I'd like to follow up I would love to know in like if you could set

like a notification for when they break up one year from now and like if we could we can't but like just be like hey so what's going on with this

she goes girls are a little more willing to go with the flow I think a dude would forever be rolling his eyes no but I'm saying she'll go with the flow where she's gonna either breaks up with him and goes back to like normal her normal way she was or she goes full the other way where she's got like

i'm actually the most supportive well she goes the supportive and now she's like on the internet being like people need to realize that this is an affliction and cross-dress this is why i still love my cross-dressing husband yeah well it depends on her kind of like political inclinations i would say yeah right like if she's obviously super woke like all that stuff then she can't really she'd be betraying her own values by breaking up with him over there she has to support him even though she might not want it but if she's like some fucking you know chick from like a long island she's like you know fuck my boyfriend's a queer you know and yeah like sean you know basically she she's like you know fuck my boyfriend's a queer you know

yeah like shaw you know basically she's just like you know those kind of like and she's like yeah i'll tolerate this for a week and then i'm like all right this is not funny anymore i remember uh no this is what i do when girls ask for compliments when they fish for compliments and they come in and they go oh what do you think of this i go you know do you think I look beautiful? I go, maybe. Every woman is beautiful. Every single woman is beautiful. Do I look fat in this? Every woman is beautiful. Is beautiful.

There's no such thing as a, do I look ugly today? I don't think there is such thing as an ugly woman. Every woman is brave and beautiful. See, my answer, I go, today?

And they just walk out. Do you not agree that every single woman is brave and beautiful see my answer i go today let me just walk out do you not agree that every single woman is beautiful babe babe babe babe today you know i mean you know what is funny that um i just love it the on the haircut thing dudes that wear wigs is so funny like girls because you know black toupees black chicks can sort of wear wigs but white guys can't wear wigs is so funny like girls because you know black toupees black chicks can sort of wear wigs but white guys can't wear wigs and orthodox shoes there was one time my teacher came what do you mean a wig you mean a toupee yeah okay but it's a wig is there a different well i guess a toupee and i had a teacher that never had a wig and then he came in with a wig one day it was just like girls can probably pull out a wig a guy coming in with a wig is so

fucking funny i mean it's really really obvious i've i mean i guess i like because you can spot them although i guess there's some ones to maybe get past me that i don't see yeah those are the good ones but no it seems like i was trying to act like nothing happened he showed up to class he goes what he go what what is everyone looking at like yeah we're looking at something else i mean insane for a teacher to do that. Nuts. Like the scrutiny. Wig shopping's funny, you know?

I guess. Unless you have cancer. That doesn't seem very funny. That's the only way that you could... That seems pretty not funny, Ryan. That's the only way that you could do a wig as a guy. How about this? One last wig-related thing.

Yeah. Is you go to a barber, and then he gives you a bad haircut and then you look at him and put a wig on as you leave he put a wig on and you look at or even better you go i fucking love it you are a virtuoso master and then you put a wig on you put the wig on he goes what the fuck just happened you nailed it cross-dressing boyfriend b shop and she says she doesn't even feel like the women anymore now danny you've been sort of fired up about the trucker guys i've seen i have been fired you've been sort of posting online i have yeah they got you going they got oh well the thing that got me going the most about the trucker thing was and this most of

it is so interesting how different social medias are like the platforms or whatever my facebook is literally half my friends calling the other half of my friends white supremacists yeah like i'm not even exaggerating it's like 50 of them are like these these people are white you're all white supremacists and the other 50 are like we just like want to not like be locked down anymore because yeah yeah yeah nowhere else in the fucking world is like like again it's like you're in ontario you're you look and it's like and like you know say you're in kingston and you're just like okay on the other side of this imaginary fucking line pure freedom and over here it's like everything is closed like how is there is the virus that different now again i understand that there are like differences in terms of the hospitals and stuff, whatever. But yeah, it's just they're all – and I'm just like none of you are white supremacists.

This is a ridiculous argument. Yeah, I don't know. It was getting fucking insane and just like all the just terrible – just everybody was like, I don't like the trucker protests. Therefore, everybody involves a fucking Nazi. And then the Terry Fox shit. The Terry Fox was insane. Dude, everything. fucking nazi and like and then the the terry fox shit and terry fox dude everything everybody's like oh my god they defaced terry fox because they put a canadian flag on him you're like right and then and again it's like you take two minutes and then you see all the other times that it's been defaced yeah but it wasn't like they wasn't they put a flag on him dude they put a canadian flag

around his fucking like as like a uh yeah i mean i feel like we call we call it fairly as it is where it was like it is it's they really are at a peak of being exposed because it's like i think these people that are sort of you know telling everyone what to do they've lost control of like with the public you know kind of will yeah they've lost control of the no one believes them anymore and then on top of that they put so they did so much lying to you know cover up things that they wanted yeah that now it's like not only are they're lying but they're like lying well being these huge hypocrites where you go here's nine articles where you said that you know tearing down

actual statues yeah it's like that was another thing i'm like oh you guys care about statues all of a sudden it's just so funny like there was like a photo of some like dude on for pride and he had like a gay fucking flag on terry fox and you're like yeah okay so that was fine exactly i wasn't defacing it so with the internet is really the thing is i think before the internet the news could probably get away with i mean I mean, they weren't as crazy with the internet, but they could get away with a little more wildness. Whereas right now, there's so many receipts. These people are just... It doesn't even take much to find them.

It doesn't. Not at all. And that's another thing, too. With the trucker thing, it's not even like this is like a news thing or like an authority thing where people it's like it's just people do hold these positions like the amount of people i see who are like oh my god like all the like the traffic laws they're violating like this is like where they're at they go like oh my god the honking yeah like god there's so much honking and and there's the they're not obeying the traffic laws and blah blah and you're like this is like this is where you're at like with all the protests that have been going on they're

like they didn't have a permit and you're like so that's your baseline now it's like you have to just admit that you disagree with them no matter what exactly just be like look i don't agree with this protest you go i like protests when i like it and i'm against protests when i don't don't you don't have to pretend like you don't have to be like oh this protest is wrong my protests are right and then you nitpick like the tiniest thing. Just be like, look, I'm – look, another thing too is like with Canada, they just had a federal election like four months ago. They voted for Trudeau. He won.

OK? So he didn't win with a majority. But like look, they had an election. Like the way you get – if you don't like these policies, you vote these people out. They had an election and he won so it's like it's not like this is like a tiny fringe minority that opposes these mandates like a lot of people are fine with that and that it is about the the original thing is about the trucker vaccine stuff but for most people that i talk to and even it's not it's just the it's just it's just become a different thing well it's just become like this is our protest

against all of it yeah just the same way that you know like the cop ones were like it was a protest against all and it's like the forrest gump thing remember he started running and then a couple people started running with him and by the end of it they were like they had a whole new thing it wasn't about the running also if you think about it you're like if you think about all like the american protests and stuff they did get like cities to be like we don't have cops anymore yeah you're like we're funding the police they did actually where they go all those protests did go caught literal cities go we're not gonna have we're gonna basically not have cops anymore they tried that so i don't think it's that crazy for them to say that if that could i mean obviously these ones are

you know they're gonna the media is gonna spin it the other way because it's not part of the establishment narrative or whatever sure but the it's not part of the establishment narrative or whatever. Sure. But the, it's not that crazy for it to be like, Hey, every truckers there. And, and the public will is like kind of on their side. It's not that crazy to be like,

you know what? Maybe let's not push more lockdowns the way we maybe were planning on it. You know what I mean? For sure. So it might actually. Yeah. And like, people are kind of getting fed up with it.

And like, dude, everyone I know that isn't uh everyone i know that is has nothing to do with uh this there even if you're like the most like liberal i don't support any of this stuff their take is generally even their take will be like yeah i mean i don't think it's good that the truckers are blocking off the city and all that stuff sucks or whatever but like i mean people are calling it it shouldn't be locked down people are literally calling it like a siege and shit they're like yeah like auto is like under seed and like i mean i think that the most like kind of first principle thing is you're like okay do you want to live in a society that allows peaceful protest or not yeah like is it

allowed or not they're they're really just rocking out yeah they're like rocking whatever they're like it's a tailgate it's become like a fucking party or whatever but you're like do you want a society where it's allowed or no and it's like if yes then they're allowed i don't know if anyone's necessarily i don't know if anyone's necessarily saying they shouldn't be allowed to do it i think yes they are dude go on twitter holy shit man the amount of people they're just trying to find a way to make it stop and then they go like so like i don't think there's that many like honest left honest leveling people that are like this should be illegal yes they're dude the amount of people who are like maybe they're like where's they don't have any permits okay they were like uh the fucking city of ottawa is like this is costing like small businesses x amount of dollars you're

like yeah how much was it like they're like oh my god think of like the small businesses like think of the inconvenience to the people who live there you're like okay well when the fucking like black lives matter george floyd protests were going on think of like the amount of windows that got smashed and all the looting and like nobody gave a shit then nobody was like oh think about these business owners they were just like this is important and that supersedes that so you're like it's i mean again it's just a crazy hypocrisy to say like i like all this stuff is fine when it's for the thing that i'm fine with and then it's also all this stuff should be like illegal the moment i just like don't agree with it even though nothing criminal is going on there all this stuff is fine when it's for the thing that I'm fine with. And then it's also, all this stuff should be like illegal.

The moment I just like, don't agree with it, even though nothing criminal is going on. There was pretty funny. Uh, you were showing me some, sending me some videos too, where cause Trudeau basically, you know,

there, there's nothing better that could happen right now than like 20 truckers go and like tear down a house or something, you know? Oh, I mean, that's what, that's what they want. That's what they're hoping. They are legitimately hoping for more than anything there's

nothing that you're like if anything trudeau's office is probably would love to be like yo can we pay some truckers to go fucking like break some windows or something dude they had so there's nothing and then he could be like white supremacy and it's not even truckers they're not even mostly white in canada like no indian dudes and tons of like non-white people but like so they had the thing there was uh the the main thing that everybody's like this is a white supremacist like rally essentially yeah was there was um one person who this is like obviously they had a upside down canadian flag and it had a swastika on it but like they were trying to like those people were clearly trying to be like they're not there for this yeah no no no no they're not like no i don't mean they're not there for

this i mean like they're obviously a different agenda no those people were trying to be like canada is becoming like a nazi country that's what that i think my opinion that poorly done because you think that's what but it was on the canadian flag okay then there was one guy who so they were so you you're actually i didn't know that your interpretation was this wasn't even someone saying i'm a nazi this was someone saying canada is becoming nazi okay then that that uh never works out that good when you try to make no like i and again i was like poorly poor execution right then there was one guy who had a fucking um confederate flag with like a truck on it or whatever.

I don't know if you saw that video. Okay. And so everybody was like filming him and it was like a huge bunch of people. The only guy face fully covered had like full balaclava on or whatever. And then they were like, get out of here, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, the truckers. And so people are like- Well, they know it doesn't help.

Everyone there knows. But again- These normal people aren't as stupid as you think. Like a lot of everyone there is like, Hey, we know that there's not going to be favorable media coverage from everyone. Right. Like it's going to be very hard for us to get like a fair shake for what we're trying to say right now.

So like, let's not fucking, you know, have a, but again, I think like, you know, it's, it's naive to think that there's no like agent provocateurs or whatever like the again the same people who are like look at all those nazis were the same people who are like don't touch those pallets of bricks at the fucking black lives matter thing they're there to like set us up right and you go where do those bricks come from and if you ask them they'll be like oh the government dropped it off like so those people are like a type of you know whatever mentality and then there was one person

who had a legit nazi flag at the fucking rally okay which probably was a legit nazi because like i don't know again it could have just been like a plant or whatever i find it so hard to believe that like nobody like people are walking by they just like like see a fucking Nazi flag and then they don't do anything or like get rid of them or whatever. But they use that as like, hey, all these people are Nazis, right? That's like, oh, this is a Nazi thing. If you are a Nazi, by the way, and you're against mayonnaise, you probably do more for your cause by staying home.

Sure. But also, and I mean, don't get me wrong. There are Nazis. Did you see the thing in orlando on like uh on the weekend dude in orlando there was like a legit like 20 like actual like they're like we are legit nazis like dressed up as hitler we're at like an intersection in orlando and they were straight up like people were driving by and they were like you fucking kikes and they were like dude they were like really but because in america they have like the right to protest or whatever like they have the right to assemble and these people were like legit i'm like those are actual like because you

know everybody gets called the nazi i'm like those ones are legit nazis but my point with this is they were like okay so nazi flag flew and they're like well think about the people you're attracting therefore the entire thing is is baseless like your entire you know man anti-mandate blah blah but like in i think may in uh May in London or Kitchener or something, there was a fucking pro-Palestine rally and there was a guy with a fucking Nazi flag there. Yeah. Okay, he was like literally like draped on his car,

a Nazi flag. So you're like, so then all people who are pro-Palestine, like you're just invalidated. And then the best is I looked at that post and all the comments on the post on Twitter were like, from, cause it was like some MP or something. And he's like, you know, we have to denounce this. And then all these is I looked at that post and all the comments on the post on Twitter were like from because it was like some MP or something. And he's like, you know, we have to denounce this. And then all these people are like, yeah, you know, that's just like someone like trying to discredit our movement. Like like they're trying to discredit our movement.

The same people saying. And then I went and like clicked on these profiles and these people are like, look at like look at all these Nazis at the fucking. So they're just like when it's not beneficial to you, then, you know, they're not, or whatever, you know, it's like the whole thing is ridiculous,

but I mean, whatever. I don't think it's going to accomplish anything, to be honest, but you don't think they should be allowed to. They basically said that they can, they can be there for, you know,

two or two more years or something like that. I saw that with the go find me. And yeah, like that's their whole, that was their whole thing is that we can do this forever sort of thing right yeah there was um it's your girl that doesn't have a job that's like i can fight all night there was uh fuck there's this dude stewart parker i'm not gonna like go into it but if you go to stewart parker.ca this guy's like a card carrying socialist like real like hardcore socialist dude and he wrote a really good article

on his website you can read about how like the the way the media is like covering this is really bad for just like the future of protests and he was like yeah i used to do all these like you know peace protests in the 80s and stuff and like we had the same thing where it's like you know you have these bad actors that kind of are either there because they think they can like you know maybe convince people to come to like their group or whatever or they you know like you're always gonna have some sort of overlap doesn't mean like you know those every person is a fucking nazi and like all my friends are white half of my friends are now white supremacists yeah it's like ridiculous you know there's that the one thing we were talking about this weekend too is um someone was talking about that they used

their their uh company used to donate money to both parties right and then they were saying now they kind of don't don't donate that much money to the left-wing ones because the they all of their policies are just to hurt them or whatever yeah so they kind of said it's sort of that changed a lot in the last four years but you're saying there was that old thing uh that people used to say that there's no left or right way to pick up garbage right like for certain things and you go it's funny because that you would say that would be true but it almost isn't now where you go well there would be a left-wing way to pick up garbage is that you know you'd need the right skin color of the people doing it you would need the right amount of girls picking up the garbage so it's like that idea would shame people for not recycling there'd be

a real shame element yeah so it kind of switched where it used to be yeah you go okay but certain things there's there's no you know better way to there's no politics there's no partisan politics there but then you go this might have changed where it kind of is right now but that so that's what the when it when you look at um the way that you know the politics is dealing with the mandates You would think that that would be the same thing with this, where it's, you know, there's not really a left wing or right wing way to like handle a pandemic,

but they've turned it into the really is. Yeah. I will say too, the worst, probably not the worst, but, and kind of like a point I was making about how, how lazy people are with like debating this as they go,

you're all just racist. But like, there are actual points that you can make that are, know pro mandate if you want to make them like they do exist that you could say you know uh but they know this works that's the thing it's like they know exactly it's the path that's the only playbook that he has it's i mean again it's so easy but yeah the you kind of mentioned it but in they uh because i guess it's black history month and then trudeau did some like black history posts which is fucking balls on him but uh then they did yeah i think yesterday you showed me this video where they so far they go we just want to just make a formal like denouncing blackface because they can the liberals kept doing all

these that they kept saying we're gonna do all these you know we want to do a formal motion to denounce Islamophobia. Right. And then basically anyone that's kind of like, hey, we can't just every time we meet, it can't just be you doing all these motions for nothing. And they go, so you like Islamophobia? Well, exactly. So that's, but now it was like a troll. And then they take the names down of everybody who like didn't.

Yeah. Didn't want to do this. Didn't want to spend this. Denounced it or whatever and then they say in the future say hey that person we did this motion for islamophobia and they voted against they didn't want to do the re-election so they did one for just denouncing blackface and the use of blackface the guy gets up he goes i just like to denounce blackface and the use of blackface uh and i just like the motion and the guy goes uh all right yay or nay and then all

these people like no like because they have to vote against and then all they go racist oh you're right yeah you're racist and then but there are people who are now on record as liberals liberals that they won't denounce blackface yeah because they're basically the liberal party which is the trudeau party would all have to come out and then essentially being like we are on record that blackface is really bad and it would just be an embarrassing thing for them to have to come out and then essentially being like, we are on record that blackface is really bad. And it would just be an embarrassing thing for them to have to do because obviously the connotation. I mean, great move by the conservative. It was like a troll.

It is totally a troll. Like, you don't need emotion to say we're against blackface obviously. But it is, but that's why I'm saying it is sometimes it is people are getting good at learning how to use the games the other way oh for sure like that that would be useless if it wasn't on video yeah like i'm sure he's he finds

the camera when he goes like can uh we uh get a motion denouncing blackface well and this is what this is how wrong they are too because this is some of the things they said uh they go you know mckinney who's non-binary says that they aren't feeling they don't feel safe venturing downtown right now. And it was like, no, that's not what's happening. It's a bunch of truckers partying. Yeah, this is the... This is one of the articles.

Like, this is the type of stuff the press was saying. This is the one calling down non... Yeah, this is calling the Ottawa protest peaceful plays down non-violent dangers. Yeah, exactly. Like getting misgendered by some truck drivers. But they said this they go there's no doubt that having a large element in this convoy that it is part of a movement that is

extreme and xenophobic and we knew that coming into this weekend and you go i bet you're wrong about that like i bet you'd be wrong about who's there and i bet they'd be wrong about um if you went there and uh so if you showed up and you were an Indian dude, there is no one that I know that's there would ever be like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, you're not welcome here. This is a white truckers only. And it's like whenever you lie about stuff, you just make the public support it more. And this is the problem with some of the other riots in, you know, before is you would see one thing and then the news would tell you it's not happening and that just makes people mad when you see one thing right and you you actually be are

told another because they're you know telling you you're wrong so if you go there and you like well i know people that are there and they aren't that and they go they're actually the worst nazi racists and you go well i know three like indian dudes that are there they're having like a fun time yeah they haven't said there's one issue, like there hasn't been one arrest. Do you see the thing where the city of Ottawa called the tow truck or whatever? They called the tow company to say,

hey, we need you to tow all these trucks and stuff. And then the tow company basically responded. And they were like, yeah, we all have COVID. Safety first, can't help you. And another thing, too, is because the police are siding with the truckers for the most part. So then people are like,

why aren't the police doing anything? Why are there photos of the police helping them when they should be arresting them? And you're like, well, do you want all protesters arrested for protesting or not? Because then they'll do that when your thing's happening even though their thing is obviously like well no not for us we just want you to arrest them and then they said this smacks of racism and white privilege if you had a muslim or brown

person or indigenous person who organized such an event uh that would cause for the unseating of government security forces would be down on them like a bag of hammers and i was like no the prime minister would be giving a speech about how he supports it the whole world are these people living in you go yeah if there was a if there was an indigenous protest outside of seattle justin trudeau would like stand out there and cry and say that how much he supports it the funny thing is there were all these indigenous people and then there were people were linking because they're like oh there's a white supremacist thing and then people are like oh look there's this indigenous like drum circle and all this stuff

and then the people almost don't like cope with it or whatever whatever they they find the video oh no this video is actually from like three years ago this is and it's clearly from that day like they're talking like yeah we're anti-mandate and they're like no no no it's you have to be taking crazy pills to sort of be taking the slop that they're saying to you right now i mean again i'm sure there's a lot of people who are pro-mandate they don't want they don't think it's like time for things to reopen they you know it's the they're well but you it's what you said. They're out of arguments because this is kind of the arguments they said, you know,

um, one of the arguments they're saying on their thing that you're saying there's some real arguments they have, but this is the ones that they came up with. They go, um, truckers already submit to a host of mandatory government safety regulations from health checks to electronic monitoring of their movements.

That's why some experts say it makes no sense for drivers to claim their freedoms are now at risk or whatever and you go first of all it's yes this one thing is the vaccination part but it's also by the other stuff but even this one it's it's this covid theater thing too where you go okay if you're a trucker right yeah you right now are gonna be uh like driving in your like driving in your truck you're you might stop in a hotel you might get a lot lizard but for the most part you're not actually seeing anyone yeah so there isn't really this argument where if you're actually saying this will make everyone more safe it's like no we just you're just sort of like willy-nilly like making mandates or whatever but if you actually think about it the guy's in a truck it's like the most job that shouldn't matter

yeah it's like solo kind of not you know i'm sure you're in contact with some people i mean i would say personally the the main argument that can be made pro mandate i'm not pro mandate but if you want to at least make one that makes the most sense is go look at like canada the deaths and now i guess you could say like maybe they're miscounting or whatever. People say that. Well, you can't trust the thing. But like Ontario and Pennsylvania are basically pretty similar size populations, right? Like you could probably say they're very similar in terms of like demographics population-wise.

I think they're about the same. There's like four times as many deaths in Pennsylvania than Ontario. So Ontario, like I guess it is working. You just have to make a decision. You go, how much is our lives worth? I guess. Well, I mean, again, there's a million other factors, too, right?

Agreed, but I'm saying the people who- What are the lives worth of the people that died the other way? Oh, whatever. Again, I'm not saying the children are not going to school worth or whatever. For sure. I'm not pro-mandate. You can make a cost benefit on that. I'm just saying for people not saying children are not going to school worth or whatever for sure I'm not pro-mandate

you can make a cost benefit on that I'm just saying for people who are pro-mandate you'll never hear but then again if you're going to be that

you have to take that position now on everything I mean you know it's like yes we'll make driving illegal you could also make you know every flu season

you could do this you could do this why not just if we make everyone can't leave their house ever for the rest of time then the less people will die

I don't disagree with that. I'm just saying the people who have these issues. Yes, you just make a point. At least argue your point that you actually think that we think that everything should be more safe. Yeah, we think that everything's more safe. And like, look, we actually have less deaths per capita than somewhere that's the same size. So maybe this is a benefit of the mandate, you know, not taking all the other which those knock on second crazy higher the second order effects or whatever yeah well they're making bad arguments they go he says it would be unthinkable to declare brake

inspections low limits or driver uh physical exams optional all of these measures infringe on freedoms but they are all necessary to ensure the safety of drivers to the public so their big argument is kind of like you already have to have brakes why do you want to you know why well if you already have other mandates like people need to be locked in their homes and you have to get you know vaccinated or whatever it's like how is that any different than having your brakes working and you go because one like pretty most likely could kill someone and the other one almost certainly won't make a difference. Yeah. Also, again, everybody took their vaccine.

They took three vaccines. And nothing had changed. And they're still locked down. You know, they're seeing everywhere else is reopening. If I was in Canada, I'd be peaking right now. Yeah, I'd fucking be going insane. I'd be done with this. I'd be wearing Guy Fawkes masks and fucking Parliament and going nuts.

I would be flipping if I was in Canada right now. Oh, I'd be going crazy. And people that I know that are very reasonable. Do you ever see Canadians here that you've never met before and you meet somebody and you go, oh, you're sometimes at a show or whatever. They'll say something and then someone's like a canadian like it's almost like i feel um it's almost like meeting someone after you've like escaped like a war or something you know you see them on the other side and you go like yeah man you know carol zoccoli kind of exactly carol you go holy shit we made it out like yeah we made it how'd you get out like what'd you do it's like oh i

back of a truck yeah like back of a truck I was under like a bag of potatoes or whatever for four days and I got out though my mom said she was gonna go to the movies and then she went

and they had a sign that said closed again well you know on the other side of that before we go there's a on the topic

of blackface transracial influencer wants penis reduction surgery so they can look 100% Korean. There's this guy, he's been out there saying that he wants to be Korean and then he says he's going to get a penis reduction, which is sort of good to know that if you want to go full Korean,

you don't actually have to go through those sort of... Yeah. Nice for you. I mean... Asian dole is all we got here. I mean, really going for it though that's crazy right so are we allowed to call this person mentally ill it's the no no they're still no there's a brave and they're so fucking brave it's the equivalent of uh me going trans and being like you know what i want to be trans but i need to do this right so i want my hand eye coordination

lowered a bit i needed the doctor to go in and poke the nerves a little bit to make my hand eye coordination can you make me worse at reasoning i want my tear ducts like uh operated to make them open so crazy so this is what's i don't know the trans racial is great but one other thing that we were getting the scoop on is that an interesting thing about the china stuff that when everyone always talks about that well there's two scoops one scoop that everyone knows but is interesting i didn't realize elon musk was so tall it doesn't come across like that he's so tall he's a big boy yeah i think he's he's like towering over people apparently he's like a really big boy yeah um the second thing was in China the levels of corruption with all the ghost cities where they're saying that

oftentimes people will uh they'll have these uh cities in the government what they do is they tell everyone oh go buy this property knowing that six months later they're just gonna buy the government's gonna buy the property back from them and they give everyone, they give all their buddies, but he goes, it's pretty wildly corrupt. It's essentially, they go,

there's going to be these thousands, you know, a hundred thousand properties that are going to get bought up and in the next like six months and then they just go tell everyone they know, okay,

all you have to do is go buy this property and you're going to buy it back. And that's like, very corrupt apparently. The main way that you can kind of invest there is because they don't really allow

investment in the stock market. Yeah. So you just have to buy these empty condos. Well, this transracial influencer has revealed that he wants to have a penis reduction procedure so he can look 100% Korean. He's already spent $250,000 on 20 surgeries in a bid to look like the BTS star.

I love the idea where he's worried that he gets to the point where he's fully naked and someone goes, you're not Korean. Wait a minute. Yeah, I don't like him. You know, he's talking shit about, if he was a real Korean, he wouldn't be talking shit about his Korean brother's peens like that. Yeah. You know what I mean?

That is not a boy's move. No, not a boy's move. You would never be out there talking smack about the Korean boy's dongs like that. It would be funny if he's just getting it. The feminists tried. Remember the Korean feminists tried and we saw what happened with that. Yeah, yeah. This guy's not.

How would you ever be accepted as a Korean boy if you think you're going to be doing this shit? It would be funny if he just got it like the surgery reduction was only like a half inch. And they're like, do you really need to? I wasn't that big a star. Because I really wanted to be Korean though. have it varies they don't have a fixed penis size it could be anywhere there's some hogs over there i'm sure you know what just take half of it off it's like a haircut you go like well that's the thing this guy doesn't really have uh that much of a a korean look he's done all the surgeries he's sort of a michael jackson thing

going on but more so he just sort of has a bowl cut he's got the the surgeries he's sort of a michael jackson thing going on but more so he just sort of has a bowl cut he's got the the he looks like a chick yeah but he's good yeah but that's how the bts guys look they they just do an undercut and then they dye it blonde and then they sort of you know do weird dance moves i don't know if you've seen some of their tiktoks they have these weird dance moves where um they'll do uh they'll be sniffing their fingers i don't know if you know that one no sniffing their fingers this is a big dance move that they have be sniffing their fingers. I don't know if you know that one. Sniffing their fingers? This is a big dance move that they have as they go in a line beside each

other and then one guy comes out and sniffs his fingers and the other guy sniffs his fingers. This is a big trend in Korea right now. What's the insinuation? We don't know the insinuation. Some weird Korean shit. Stinky fingers? They do weird trends over there. Speaking to Newsweek uh he

said he was born white and british but i don't want people to get offended by this but in korea the average penis size is 3.5 inches this is what he says and i get trolled all the time people say oh you can't be a korean so this is sort of a humble brag for him you can't be korean with that 4.7 incher this is the humble brag of the year. And he goes, I've done it in Thailand, and it will cost me between. He's going to get it done in Thailand, and it's going to be between $6,000 and $8,000. So if you go to Thailand, they do cheaper dong reductions. Something to think about. Well, I've been to Thailand.

They were world class for the ladyboys and stuff. He says, you don't understand. If you're trapped in the wrong body your whole life and you don't understand. Yeah. Can't understand. What do you think of this guy? Uh,

I think he's severely mentally ill, but do your thing. I don't know. It's not hurting anybody. I don't care if this is what he wants. He's hurting our Korean brothers. I'd be smirching their dogs. I mean,

the statistics are besmirching the Korean brothers though. He just was taken. Can't believe statistics. Fake news. By the way, I think I'm going to quit the podcast and get into penis measuring statistics. That's my calling in life.

This guy is sort of at late to the game though. Just measuring dongs all day. Rachel Dolezal is the original. Isn't there a few others? Michael Jackson was sort of a, you know, a cardinal.

But the only thing, the difference with him, he's not the Rachel Dolezal because he's not saying, he's not trying to pull the wool and saying he's Korean. Yeah, he is. He's saying I'm born in the white body. Rachel Dolezal said the same thing.

They all say they're born in the wrong body. Yeah, but Rachel Dolezal did not say she was born in the wrong body. Rachel Dolezal was saying she was black for a very long time, and then it came out after the fact. But then she, after that, she said that she was black. Yeah, well, she had to save it. She had to save the whole thing at the end there

alright well this has been the boys cast ladies and gentlemen patreon.com slash the boys cast at Ryan Long Comedy

at Danny Jokes what do you think they do with the extra piece of pee and they give it to somebody else yeah I think you put it in a locket around your neck to remind you of what it could have been

you think that's his merch if a girl says yeah yeah, go deeper, and you go, okay. Peace. Later.