The Boyscast with Ryan Long - CANDIANS BECOME THE NUMBER 1 RECIPIENT OF HATE & BLAKE LIVELY CAN'T STOP FARTING

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

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Prepare yourselves for the boys cast. The bros. The boys cast. The homies. The boys Cast. Your favorite podcast. First podcast exclusively for the boys. For the fellas. For the fellas. Actually a pretty big day because my mom's gotten involved in politics just gave a speech if you want to put

that on there yeah it honestly was good work brenda good work brendy z so right now this is this is her giving a speech at uh outside of nyu langos she's getting active yeah let's let's see what she does most importantly i am here today as the mother of a proud trans man. To my brother. I was clapping listening at home. As the aunt of a proud trans man. This is a couple in the family. My best friend's kid is trans.

Starting to get statistically impossible. That was just teed up. My wife and I, our lives are filled with the most amazing, beautiful, brave, trans people, young and old, but especially young. So it's young and old. Obviously, yes, it is definitely mostly young. Wrap it's young and old. Obviously, yes. Yes, it is definitely mostly young.

Wrap it up, Johnny. Yes, obviously. Old people are less susceptible to fads, obviously. Yes, it's obviously mostly young, but you gotta admit that's a teed up household, though.

Four different trans fucking dudes just walking around bumping into each other. What are you looking at, pal? The fuck are you looking at? Shoulder check. Everybody's getting shoulder checked. You do not want to be in that house, man,

when the dinner's not on the table. Just four dudes walking around, teed out of their fucking minds. I'm starving. Where's the food? Slapping the mom. Oh, yeah. She goes, why don't I do deserve this?

It's like Zuckerberg's house. It's basically Zuckerberg's office. That's what's going on at that household, Zuckerberg. It's fucking, he's low on here, man. What? What. What? What? And they have We Are All On Drugs playing in background by Weezer. That is...

I was thinking of a funny idea. The pharmaceutical companies... You know pharmaceutical companies, they do not like you having a natural cure for something. No, no, they don't. That fucking... If there's one thing that grinds their gears is if you have a natural cure for something, they bust down the door. Yeah, what is that, turmeric?

Drop the turmeric. He's like, actually, you know, a healthy diet is actually a pretty good substitute for ozempic. What the fuck? Pillowcase over the head, they bring you down to the lair. What the fuck? What was that? What the fuck did you say? They inject you with all sorts of new drugs to change your mind.

That's 100%. You thought, oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. We got a drug for that, actually. We actually have a drug for that. Oh, you think exercise would be a good reason not to have Prozac? How about this? More bubble Prozac.

Yeah, you don't subvert the drug companies. What the fuck is this I hear about? I have to hear from the family that you're speaking bad that you're speaking bad I have to hear that you're telling people diabetes can be cured naturally

by just losing a hundred pounds what's this meet a friend of mine someone on the patreon sent a funny one that was a American woman

basically went to I couldn't tell I didn't play it because I couldn't tell if it was a parody or not because it was so outrageous but basically one of the you know the how they do the fat tourism they say what's good for fat and what's not good for fat yeah she basically went to amsterdam and she said it wasn't a good place to go because all the doors were too skinny oh well that's

europe everywhere because europe's so old exactly really bad for disabled people too like because yeah there's so many places and you're like they don't have an elevator and you're like what happens if you live on the fourth floor and you go that's you you're not going to live that long yeah you just die there yeah it's like one of those things where you're just like i'm not that be on the 10th floor like no you don't you're 90 you stay on the ground level that's where you that's where you actually move down to the ground level when you're 90 you're on a fourth floor walk up you're 90 or 900 pounds come on that's the thing the cure for being 900 pounds is you're just forced to go up flights of stairs every day,

so you never really put the weight on. Well, that's the thing. It's a fat genocide over there. It's really what it is. The Grammys we'll talk about for a second, because to be honest, obviously, Kanye West at this point is just sort of annoying to me. Sure. I don't love it, his stunts.

Because you know what he does? He mixes too many stunts where he's just like, I'm going to have a stunt where I'm going to have a wild opinion. And then he's also trying to do old fashioned stunts. So he's just mixing every press stunt in the book. I will say though, he does this stuff to get people to talk about him and it's working. Sure.

But that being said, if your only goal, listen, if your only goal is to have people talk about you more, it's actually not that hard. No. You know what I could do, right? Run through the streets of New York naked. There's one right now. Okay, yeah.

How about that? What's stopping you from doing that? You're a famous guy. Post a video of you. Leak a video of you fucking sucking a dude's dick. That'll get people talking about you. I was like, maybe there's something other to life than just having most people talking about you at all times. I agree. Is it possible? I agree. But that's people talking about you at all times. I agree.

Is it possible? I agree. But that's what he's on. That's, I mean. No, I know he's on it, but it's one thing. He's making new music. That's a pretty good point. I mean, it's a lot easier.

You go, hey, yeah, you know what? But there is, at what point do you have enough money where you go, maybe there's more to the world than just having people talking about me, good or bad, no press is bad press. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I do feel like he's kind of abusing the new wife a little bit feel feels a little like you're on her side i'm not on her side she's she's going along with it but you feel like she feels a little captive it just feels it just feels corny it's like take the dress he's like take the fur coat off okay yeah that's what we we're doing. It's not doing it for me.

It just makes me... You go, yes, you have my attention, you have my talking about it, but at what cost? Well, the cost is you're annoying to me. Yeah, and some people who are listening to this are going to be mad, but nice set of cans on her.

Cans are fine. People didn't like the can debate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're more of a can guy, period, too. It's one of those things where it's like, you might have a friend that's like a crazy, wacky dude. Just always something wacky with this guy. And you're just like, okay, everyone's talking about you.

But like, you know what? You're coming out. It has to be at least eight people there before you get the invite. I know. He definitely lost his invite to some other stuff. So people are like, maybe we should rescind the invite. You turn every single thing into, you know what I mean? Yeah.

So not for me. No. Other people might like it. I guess that's the name of the game. You just get addicted to that buzz. You just can't stop whatever you do. I know. He loves it.

Every move, every move you make has to be in service of you having more press written about you. He's like doing the P.T. Barnum shit. Yeah. You know, where he's just like, yeah, the wacky. I don't actually know who P.T. Barnum is. I just said, yeah. He's doing like the PT Barnum. He's like doing the PT Barnum shit. Yeah. You know, where it's just like, yeah, the whack. I don't actually know who PT Barnum is. I just said, yeah. Oh, PT Barnum, like Barnum and Bailey, the circus guy. And he was, he's just like, you know, he doesn't care.

Like any controversy at any expense, as long as people are just talking about you. Okay. Here's, here's what it's, it's, you know what it starts to feel like? You're just like, look at me. I have my shoes on my hands and my gloves on my feet. It's like, I'm pretty crazy. You know? I mean i mean you're gonna be able to buy those on his website soon for the clothes that he puts out you're like yeah there's gonna be hand shoes foot gloves foot gloves well look at me i'm the wackiest man you you got it you're the wackiest man alive you officially have the title no one's wack Look, I've shaved off my hair, and then I've glued it to my face.

I'm showing up to an awards ceremony like that. Look at me. Yeah. He's going to be shaving the eyebrows soon. I have one boot that goes up to here, and then I'm fucking naked on the other side, and my dick's hanging out the other side. We're literally going to get a cease and desist from Kanye for leaking all his new fucking... How'd you get a hold of my new thing? And then also'm just gonna wear a fucking hitler shirt yeah so it's you know

there's especially if you're an artist it's one thing if you are famous for just being a wacky famous guy yeah and there's definitely people like that you're you know you're a reality show guy maybe you're hawk tour even kim kardashian's that to some degree paris hilton like you were famous for being famous kanye west at least is like, I'm this brilliant genius. It doesn't seem like you're a brilliant genius. It seems like you're a homeless psycho. Yeah, the problem is he just hasn't been really putting out bangers for a while, so this is what you revert to.

This is what you revert to because he wants to get the banger juice without the banger fucking moves. Yeah, he goes, I'm trying to put out bangers, but it's hard to capture that again, but what I can do... Yeah, look, people are still writing about me just as much as the bangers because I'm the stuntman. So not for me.

Everybody's showing those photos. Yeah, Jaden Smith is another one of those. Oh, that's a good... Dude, literally, you know Kanye saw that and he goes, where'd you get that hat?

Fuck it. He goes, it's a Lego set that I fucking put on my head. The other way around though because if you haven't seen, Jaden Smith showed up. He put a... He has a castle on his head.

Yep. A little mold of a castle. He has his face poking out. Will Smith needs to slap him if you ask me. I'm sure that's been said 10 trillion times. I'll tell you what. Jaden Smith definitely, when he showed up at the Grammys, thought that he was like, I'm going to be the fucking talk of the town.

He wasn't expecting Kanye. He thought his castle stunt was going to be really the talk of the town. Because again, what has Jaden Smith really done? His thing is really just being wacky. I'm a wacky as fuck. You're the wacky son of a wacky guy. Dude, there's so many famous people right now that their entire shtick is... The worst part too is especially in New York, you're going to be walking around the subway

and there's going to be some dude with the fucking castle hat on his head. I don't know if the castle hat's going to catch on as much as Danny thinks it is. He can't get if the castle That's gonna catch on As much as Danny thinks it is And he can't get through Like the subway doors Not to try to get in Like an Uber Like a small Uber Like you get picked up In just like a Hyundai

And you're like Can't get the The castle hit Through the door Once we get him On the way there Like a fat chick And then they're like

I can't take you Unless you take the castle It's all gonna be worth it When I'm the talk of the town And he has three articles Written about him And the articles Weren't even good

It goes You'll never guess What the reasoning Behind the castle was And it has three articles written about him, and the articles weren't even good. It goes, you'll never guess what the reasoning behind the castle was, and it was vampire Transylvania. So it's, ooh, spooky. Black vampire.

Not about enough of these Hollywood people, man. This is the death rattle right here. Kind of is the death rattle. Look at me. Got a castle on my head. I'm dressed like a ghost. Oh. Dude, it's literally Sandler.

The Sandler weekend update. Crazy hand on face. Yeah. I'm crazy castle on head, man. Give me some candy. It's literally like this. I got a pickle for a hand. Give me some candy.

Crazy pickle hand, man. It's 100% what they've got to. So they're definitely out of ideas And everyone's caught on to the idea That the whole game is just eyeballs It's not a good game Maybe for some people there's more to life I just want to say my message to Jaden Smith

There's more to life than getting fucking wacky press On your castle head bit Well it's easy for you to say Crazy hand on face man And I'll tell you another thing about these You watch these people Well, it's easy for you to say. Crazy hand on face, man. And I'll tell you another thing about these. You watch these people. It was Kendrick Lamar Festival, right?

And obviously, whatever, it's going to be that. But I'll tell you one thing. And this isn't even a pro-Drake thing. It does show you how phony the Hollywood people are. Because a year ago, every single one of these people would have been sucking off Drake. Oh, absolutely. And now that Drake's not in vogue anymore, and Kendrick Lamar's the main guy, every single person at the Grammys is sitting there, bam, bam, bam, bam, you know,

and you're just like, these people would have been begging for a photo with Drake. Oh, my God. You know what I mean? They couldn't wait. They would have liked nothing more. Now that he's out of fashion, you know what I mean? Now, lose my number, they're not returning his calls.

It's a phony bunch of people. Oh, I mean, they're... Bam, bam, bam, bam. It's like, you would like You were You would have been You would have let Your son be slaughtered In front of you And a sacrificial slaying

And then have the Adrenochrome distributed To your manager Uh huh Immediately If you could have had Like you know Something that was

You associating with Drake Yeah Now you're out there Pedophile Pedophile You think he's gonna Drop that line At the Super Bowl

Says the worst certification To have is pedophile. The best is forklift. That's accurate. Top is forklift. Second is first aid. I don't know. Third is accountant. HVAC's pretty good.

HVAC's up there. HVAC's pretty good. HVAC's a good certification. First aid's a good certification. And you hope the first aid guy doesn't also have his pedophile certification. That's the only hope you have. yeah whatever it's corny it's a gay fest you know what uh i was watching um some of the big the big show that i'm on you know i like my episodics that's why i was like in the idea of a guy uh being in the closet, he's in a closet calling his friend, being like, you know, I was just having sex with this girl and her boyfriend came home.

You need to save me, blah, blah, blah. You know, and he goes, who is the guy? And you go, I don't know. And you just hear, where? Well, it's, you're on your own, man. You're hiding under the bed and you just hear, I'm watching Cold Case Files. It's a great show, but it is funny how- That's a real show.

That's not a- Yeah, yeah, yeah. In most of the cases they solve, it's just glaring mistakes. Sure. You know what I mean but it is you know it just shows like these cops are really fucking the dog but it's funny watching i didn't know that people in louisiana have you ever heard a like a person in louisiana speak yeah they're talking like but the white guys sound black

yeah so i was i was in the bathroom and i'm thinking it's like you know hood ass fucking you know 500 pound black fucking, you know, 500 pound black woman. Yeah. Some little old grandmother. No, they talk like Doug Townsend. I guess.

But to me, it sounds like they're trying to sound black. Yeah. I mean, it's just kind of mixed in racial harmony down there. Right. It is sort of a, but at the accent, there's this guy,

he's like, you know, 65 year old white guy looks like a cop, basically mustache and everything. And he's explaining, you know, what, what they screwed up because basically in the thing they go they they went and they go they had the main suspect and they asked him and then they just let him go and they found him 30 years later and the guy's like well i hired the guy but good came down right we we

asked him we say uh my friend well you were in the house at the time and he had scratches on his neck right so we thought it could have been him but then he informed us these dang old scratches my friend, you were in the house at the time and he had scratches on his neck, right? So we thought it could have been him, but then he informed us, these dang old scratches are from my girlfriend. There's a different girl. So obviously his words is bond where I come. And he was like, the guy had scratches on his neck.

He was in the house with the girl, but he goes, oh, the scratches. He didn't check the alibi or anything. The guy, it sounds like, you know, I guess we have a certain amount of Canadian friends that just sound like mental patients, you know what I mean, when they fucking get like a knife Canadian. Yeah.

The Louisiana guys, he literally sounds, he's just like, well, you know, we caught him. He had the knife in his dang old hand. And he told us the knife was from cooking and the blood was a cow's blood. So, I mean, where I come from, you're not going to lie to a police officer so anyways I thought it was honor culture. I'm doing a bad version of the accent but it's just the honor culture stuff

bizarre accent. Take a man at his word and if he lies to you, you duel him yeah yeah I mean they are French there's three episodes in a row just like they had the suspect in custody and he told them

that he was doing something else and they didn't check yeah that's why you gotta watch cops well the man told us that's why you gotta watch cops cops is

cops is the go to I don't mind you know I don't mind how dumb it is yeah yeah yeah but sure well cause cops is super dumb but they don't really get them

get any past the cops that's why you get the dumbest people but then they're like we don't believe you and then they just they shouldn't believe them yeah keep going yeah this guy's like well i know that he beat his last four girlfriends and he was in here killing this one but then he tells us that night he was playing poker yeah yeah there was like a cop's clip even show me the chips there was a cop's clip i saw where the guy's like you've been uh drinking any

drugs the guy's like no he goes are you sure about that he goes i have a feeling you got some drugs he goes uh no sir he goes well here's why i think you might have any drugs? The guy's like, no. He goes, are you sure about that? He goes, I have a feeling you got some drugs. He goes, no, sir. He goes, well, here's why I think you might have some drugs. The guy has a joint in his ear. Also, side note, we talked about the Jesus cult. I believe it was Patreon. But Hakeem Phoenix, they said, was in the cult. Oh, really?

Yeah, the Jesus cult. What did you say, Johnny? Hakeem the Dream, baby. Hakeem the Dream grew up in the cult we were talking about. Oh, yeah, I know he grew up in the cult. Oh, really? Yeah, the Jesus cult. What did you say, Johnny? Hakeem the Dream, baby. Hakeem the Dream grew up in the cult we were talking about. Oh, yeah, I know he grew up in the cult. Because it was a church

of children of God or whatever, but basically, in that cult, you have to have sex with Jesus, and it says for the guys in the cult, you have to pretend you're a woman.

So I think he left the cult when he was probably, like, you know, young. Yeah. But it's possible that Hakeem the Dream... To get up the pooper. Well, he had to pretend that Jesus was giving it to him, and then he was probably young. Yeah. But it's possible that it came the dream. To get up the pooper. Well, he had to pretend that Jesus was giving it to him, and then he was...

Now, do you think they have to pretend like they have a vagina and they're not getting butt sexed? Yeah, I think so, because it says pretend you're a woman. Yeah. So do you have to pretend you have a vagina? Yeah, I wonder about that. They were the original trans people, I think. Yeah, that's a good point.

I don't know. If someone has ever been in this cult and you've had to pretend to be a woman and get fucked by Jesus, let us know. Let us know. Canadians have become the new Indians, ladies and gentlemen. We are getting shit on the internet, right and left. Dude, on my way here, I was walking from the subway. I get a guy fucking yelling at me, go back to Canada, hoser.

You're a fucking hoser. Oh, fuck. Go back to Canada, you hoser oh fuck it go back to candy you hoser i know people are yelling at me just because i you know just because i'm a different ethnicity where we were born you know we're just like you just because we're canadian i still wake up i put one skate in front of the other put fucking one boot on at a time i put one i put one ski boot on at the time and then i fucking go to the ottawa canal and skate it to get some yes yeah we smoke belmont cigarettes work we take the sled to work

yes we take the sled to work does that make me less of a human does my blood not bleed blue yeah do i not bleed molson canadian i've definitely seen a lot. I don't know if you saw, but when Trump started shitting on Canadians, Mega gets on board. Oh, hell yeah, they do. They flipped on Canadians quick, man. Oh, big time, I know. Dude, Mega will turn on you.

I'm glad I don't have any of my Canadian words anymore. I've got them out of my system. We have to code switch. I have code, but I code switched before you had to to survive in America. I bump into someone,

I go, oh, sorry about that. They go, the guy turns around. I go, he goes, get him! Get him!

Hey, did you just say sorry? Sorry about that, bud. What the fuck did you just say? I'm just wondering what the process is. What did you just say? What the hell? Did you just say process? Boys, we got one! I just say I'm just wondering what the process is What did you just say What the hell Did you just say process

Boys I mean process I meant process Yo mega flipped quick on Canadians This is what Mike Cernovich tweeted Chad this one 12,000 retweets Oh yeah yeah

I've dealt with enough Canadians For two lifetimes Their niceness is almost always fake There's a snobbery behind it They're below average in terms of business ethics overall i love that they're getting around canadians you know canadians and their business ethics overall shady people who act like they're hiding something canadians are the new jews 12 trillion retweets i know i'm the real in the chopping block my friend i know it's not good it's not good i'll

tell you as you know miami people that's who has shady business oh hell yeah i mean when i'm when if i'm dealing with a canadian guy i'm probably more likely to be like uh hey is this guy scamming me i feel like i'm less likely to get scammed by toronto people yeah i mean obviously there's some some toronto people i mean there's sc everywhere, but just as a general culture. I mean, the difference is they just don't take themselves as seriously. It's the same as Irish.

I mean, they are right now, man. People are mad in Canada. Well, some of them. Irish people, Australians, Canadians, just all sort of like don't see themselves as important.

It's not that they're nicer. They're just like nothing's as important, I think is probably the thing. Whereas Americans are more like get shit done. But I don't know about the shady business ethics. That's the first I'm hearing of it.

But you are, well, there's two sides of it, right? Some people are fired up. You're right. People in Canada right now are real. The trade war. Oh, with the trade war. They're really pissed. People are like, well, I mean, I've been main.

I never watched CBC News ever when I was in Canada. And then all I've been like main i i never watched cbc news like ever when i was in canada and then all i've been doing is like this trade war is the biggest deal in the world in canada right now it's huge they're like i mean literally people in canada didn't just realize you're like yeah it's like if there's an administration who just wants to crush your country they can just do it they just always assume they're like hey we're polite eh why would you want to crush all a little us eh what are you doing there bud yeah what's that about what do we do to you buddy yeah yeah but seriously it's just trying they figured it out but it doesn't make sense that's the thing because everybody in canada is like oh tariffs

are off i'm like no they're coming oh you that's your opinion that they're coming back dude it doesn't even make sense because now danny's theory obviously is and he's been talking about this this is i've never seen you hyped up about a theory ever in my life the way you are now so hyped up about it this is probably your biggest thesis well it's not only that but it's because i've been watching all this canadian news and they don't reference this thing it's it's starting to pick up a little more steam i read your paper by the way danny convinced me to read a fucking 12 page economic 41 pages 41 pages i read the whole thing yeah it's i mean again it's even if you don't understand the economics behind it, you're like, this is what they're doing.

And it makes no sense because now Canada, everyone in Canada is like, oh, yeah, we need to actually diversify our economy and not rely on America. So you're like, what? So Trump is just getting 10,000 personnel at the border, and then Canada is going to redo their entire economy, and just that's that? Well, that's what some people that I talked to in Canada were kind of like saying to Trudeau, like, you know, it is because he, okay, I'm trying to figure out how to start this. I read your thing.

I'll just talk about that first. Yeah. I read your thing. Tell me if this is on the nose for you. The plan, he goes uh this is the tariffs and then he basically in my opinion there was kind of like uh four reasons that he said one is national security two devalue the american dollar three negotiate all the deals from first principles four let you know other nations know they're beholden to america and not these other organizations number five sources of revenue

to combat the income tax that's what i sources of revenue to combat the income tax. That's what I saw. Well, to lower the income tax and also lower the national debt. Okay, yeah, national debt. And then he made a list of reasons why you would tariff other nations. There's a whole bunch of them. Does the nation apply similar tariff rates on imports to the U.S.? Does nation open its markets to the U.S., etc.?

The ones that seemed to me were relevant, where it said, does the Nation support or oppose U.S. security efforts in various theaters? Does the Nation harbor enemies of the U.S.,

terrorists or cyber criminals? Do the Nation's leaders grandstand against the U.S. in international theater? Oh, that's not a good one for Canada. So that... Ooh.

So this is kind of... So now you take it from here and tell me if I'm getting it right from your theory. And a big part of this whole thing is because the U.S. is the global reserve currency, they always have to run a deficit. Because dollars are in such demand that they essentially always run a deficit with every country, which is just a function of being the reserve currency which means you can never weaken your dollar essentially like you just it's impossible and it's caused manufacturing to just decline in this country and essentially like hollow out that middle class that he always talks about so again the craziest part about this whole thing is that this is like if you read this paper this is purely theoretical it's never been done it references

other theoretical papers about how this can be done and then he's just kind of running this experiment well i'll tell you from the experiment perspective one thing that i didn't mind about it at least when he was saying stuff he was like okay we put the tariffs on this will raise the prices here which we're going to try to counteract with this whereas like yeah at least the thing that always annoys me because you know a lot of people are like tariffs are gonna have this effect in here and he wasn't really denying that the thing that always annoys me because you know a lot of people are like tariffs are gonna have this effect in here and he wasn't really denying that the thing that always annoys me is when they're like we're gonna raise the minimum wage by five dollars and you're like well obviously that's gonna raise prices and they go no it won't yeah no it won't that's the thing it annoys me i mean they're gaslighting you the biggest difference between this term and his

first term is that his first term the stock market was his barometer of success he would always point the stock market being like look how good the stock market's doing barometer of success. He would always point to the stock market being like, look how good the stock market's doing. He would never do anything that would cause the stock market to go down. This time around, he's kind of hinted where he's, I mean, he's almost said explicitly where it's like, yeah, you know, the stock market like might go down. Like it might happen in the short term. There might be some short-term pain, which before he was never like,

he was never really selling. There's going to be some pain. He would know. No, he's all gravy. Pain-free presidency. Yeah, he was though. He was like, there'll never be any any problems like the stock market's never going down now he's like yeah the the stock market might be volatile there might be some short-term pain but

uh the long-term benefits will greatly outweigh that and again he can't get re-elected depending on who you ask so uh he's very much like coming at this from a different um different perspective i'll tell you on the canadians defending themselves part there was some people in canada that are just kind of like yeah i don't know give trump his fucking you know just give up your precious terrorists and you know do the border stuff like some people are just like yes just do this well and they're gonna be mad when because again he didn't say the tariffs aren't coming he just goes we're giving a 30-day reprieve well he had to do trudeau had to basically do like a big, you know,

because he did grandstand a little too much where it was just like, it's kind of like a dude that's basically saying he's going to leave his girlfriend, but he's bluffing. It's like you go up to her and you're like, if you don't do this, this, and this, and I want to move, and I would like you to start going to the gym, and then he has to come out the next day to do a press conference. Like, we had a great talk. She's like you to start going to the gym. And then he has to come out the next day to do a press conference. Like we had a great talk. She's not going to be going to the gym.

We are going to be staying in the same house. I've actually agreed to date night with her every Thursday and we will be visiting her parents as she wanted. And she will be replacing one of her makeup YouTube videos per week with a fitness YouTube video. Yeah. I've actually got none of my concessions, but it was a great talk.

Really happy we had it. But it's like you went so hard telling all your friends, like, she better do all this shit or she's not going to see a speck from me. And then your friends are like, what happened? You're like, we're actually getting married next week. Yeah, for sure. And I mean, so he went to and Doug Ford's kind of the same thing. He's like the premier of the governor of Ontario. And he's like a real hothead. Oh, fancies himself a little mini trump kind of yeah but he goes he

goes there's nobody better to negotiate with donald trump than doug ford yeah i don't know about that yeah he fancies himself like sort of like a a hothead that's like you know i'll scrap if it comes down yeah yeah for sure we're gonna have to drop the gloves there he's kind of like a new jersey man in American terms is probably a good description. You know what I mean? I'm a New Jersey garbage union contractor. Yeah, and he's got the spray tan and the blonde hair.

Spray tan. He's got a business that's probably corrupt that runs out of Etobicoke. Oh, hell yeah. And the States. He used to live in the States for a while, actually. Yeah, I mean, the tariffs are coming everywhere. He already said he's doing the EU. He used to live in the States for a while, actually. But yeah, I mean, the tariffs are coming everywhere. Like he already said he's doing the EU.

He did China. Dude, the crazy thing with China is China had an exemption for all packages under $800 in value, which is essentially how like Timu and Shine and all those like Alibaba, all that stuff. And now they're literally like, that's over. So they're all going to be one. They're all going to be like inspected. Cause they're saying maybe that's how fentanyl precursors are coming in.

Cause fentanyl precursors aren't illegal. That's the crazy part. They all come from China. And it's like the things that are used to make fentanyl is similar to like Sudafed. How like, you know, in America,

like you can't go buy like Claritin here. Okay. Like you actually have to go like, and they have to like unlock it for you. Yeah it's not because of shoplifting it's because people make meth with it whereas in canada you can just buy it it's it's like just totally unregulated or whatever so but the precursors all come from so anyways all those little scams are going to shut down like the alibabas and all that stuff which is you know i think they sell hundreds of billions into the u.s economy a year just through those

crappy chinese garbage shit oh yeah definitely like low value garbage stuff so um but the eu's get it like what's the eu supposed to do with tariffs like they don't have any fentanyl they're not responsible for fentanyl like they can't put yeah your sort of overall theory is that you know the the tariffs are going to be a catch-all for any time i want anything ever no no i might know my theory is they are coming and you cannot stop them and like and here's the thing like you the mexico put 10 000 they go we're putting 10 000 permanent troops on the border right to put a pause on is it what are the but you're putting odds on that or are you like 100 no no not 100 because you're talking you're sort of talking about this theory this like economic paper that is an economics advisor written the way that you talk about it is like it's gospel from god written on the tablet no no nothing's nothing's 100 maybe

like again he could say let's renegotiate all this trade because he has a big issue with canada canada has like crazy protectionism like he said the bank you like you know you want their milk you want their milk you You want their milk? You want their fucking milk? But telecom companies aren't allowed to operate in Canada. You're right. Like Verizon, Sprint, AT&T, not allowed in. So there's stuff like that where he goes, yeah...

Why is it a one-way street? Yeah, why aren't any of them allowed to operate in Canada? Why are banks not allowed to operate in Canada? The big are banks not allowed to you know operate in canada the big ones energy and oil which i i always thought it was first of all let me ask a question and this is gonna seem dumb do you know like the internet has like a cable under the ocean connecting or whatever but like i remember the first time i heard that i was like oh i don't know you're and then someone was like well how did you think the internet connected in places and you're just like i don't know like i mean it's gonna, well, how did you think the internet connected in places? And you're just like, I don't know.

I mean, it's going to be Starlink soon. Right, but I didn't really realize they actually had to put like... Yeah, there's a giant Atlantic... Okay, so how does the energy get from Canada to America? Pipelines. Okay, so energy comes through pipelines. And so the problem with this is that we're Canada fucked up so badly

the last like 10 years because they're obviously... Their key thing under Trudeau is environmentalism. Right. So they don't like like all the oil comes from B.C. or not B.C. Sorry, Alberta. Right. And they can get it to B.C., which can you know, they can then ship it off to, I guess, like Asia or whatever.

But they can't get it like you can't get in East Coast Canada. You can't get Canadian oil because Quebec won't allow a pipeline to go through Quebec. Right. So they're just like, Quebec's like, we're not allowing a pipeline. So they go, okay, we just can't get it through the country. What if gravy went through the pipeline? Oh, now we're talking. You know what I mean? If we said, listen, it's not going to be exclusively energy. It's also, it's not going to be oil.

We're going to have pipeline. On Tuesdays, it's going to be oil. Then on Wednesdays, it's going to be gravy. I think the gravy might taste a little shitty. Well, if there was oil going through the day before well they do two parallel pipelines one for gravy

one for cheese oh that's not bad but like they have no choice but to sell their energy to the United States because they have no way of getting it to the rest of the country

or getting it to like Europe they can't send it anywhere else because fucking those fucking frogs in Quebec won't allow it because of the frogs and the showing their tits activists

yeah and like dude it's easier it's not showing her tits activist there was like 85 the other day and it was just like that should be a weird because it was one of those videos and it was like 40 girls showing their tits and like one of them was like 90 and it was like lady you're 85 like it's over you're not an activist anymore you know what i mean yeah like you're no no you the when you're 80 your activism is you knit quilts. Yes, you get to knit a quilt. Make an AIDS quilt. Make a climate quilt. That being said, as I'm saying it,

I've also been on record saying that that was a bad activism plan to show tits to get people to stop doing stuff because no one likes the tits, whereas if you say, okay, well, you know, if you don't do this, you're going to see a bunch of 90-year-old women's tits. It actually might work better.

Actually, that's not the worst. I'm sort of taking my point back as I'm saying it. The 90-year-old woman's tits out there is actually potentially better. Actually, that's not the worst. I'm sort of taking my point back as I'm saying it. The 90-year-old woman's tits out there is actually potentially. Where was this protest? In Europe somewhere? Some French shit. It's always French people then.

It's always French people. French people love getting their puppies out. They love popping the tops. Yeah, Montreal girls do love getting the puppies out as well. Yeah. Folks, 2025 is all about change, whether it's work, personal stuff, the daily grind. It can be hard to keep up, but here's the deal. When things get hectic, we don, the daily grind, it can be hard to keep up, but here's the deal. When things get hectic, we don't have to go through it alone.

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it's like they're bad at defending themselves because I did see a lot of people sort of being like they're bad at defending themselves because i did see a lot of people sort of being like oh they're very butthurt they're very they feel very betrayed they're all like we let your planes come in on 9-11 remember we have the planes and they're like it's like that fucking stupid broadway thing or whatever they're like gander newfoundland took all your people on 9-11 how could you do this to us right but it sort of seems like whenever you they'll get rid of like government funding and then they'll be like oh yeah you want to get rid of some government funding we'll see how your life feels without improv troops they kind of have you're like the but

there was a bit of that where they're just like good luck eating your pancakes without maple syrup and they're like yeah we make lots of syrup in vermont and we'd like to sell it into the canadian markets but you guys are heavily tariff them so, so we're not allowed to. Same with dairy. Yeah, there was a few things where we just didn't have a good, like Canada didn't have a good like arguing game of like, yeah, how about this? You're not going to get maple syrup? And also we're going to boo you at the end.

Yeah. We're going to boo your national anthem. Yeah, we're going to, yeah. And you're kind of like, the people that are defending you are just like, you're not helping, you know? No, no, no, no. It's helping absolutely zero. Again, at the end of the day, Canada is like 80% of their exports go to the United States.

United States exports like 1.5% to Canada. Like Canada cannot, it's not win-win. No, it would decimate Canada. If they chose to. It sort of got people behind Turto for a second though. I know. Because at first he was like, he was like a wartime president for a day and a half being like, America will not do this to us you know you want to take our maple syrup

out our cold dead hands and then the next day he had to go back and be in like trump's the goat yeah yeah i just want to say you just had a goaded phone call one at nine one at three p.m they were both goaded you know huge huge dub for both of us uh he basically gave him everything he wanted huge dub for both countries yeah Yeah. But that's the thing. It doesn't make sense to me that Trump is just going to be like, okay, so Canada is now going to reorganize

their entire economy because there is now this threat that they realize there's like this potential thing that could happen and Trump's going to be like, yeah, thanks for your... So they're not even sending

10,000 troops to the border because they don't have 10,000 troops. They're all busy... How many troops do they have? 14? They're all busy putting fucking tampons in men's bathrooms. So all they said is they're sending 10 000 personnel did you see that they did tampons uh at facebook yeah yeah they basically took the tampons out of the bathroom

and then the employees did like uh put them back no well they did a protest yeah yeah and then like but it was in the guy's bathroom so this is men at facebook running this protest or the trans yeah the gay guys so basically the protest at facebook was they're just like we're putting tampons back in the men's bathroom and you're just like who did the protest was it a bunch of guys i mean chicks put them up to it chicks are running the show yeah just like you know just some fucking indian dude getting bullied by some you know blue hair just come on dude getting bullied by some, you know, blue hair. Just come on, fucking RPIC.

We told you. And he's like, oh, yes. Like, it is very important. Okay. So just put in there. Do I just put on the counter? Okay. Yes.

Yes. And you're also putting this note that says, you know, we're fighting the power back. Zuck smokes. I mean, it's somebody who makes $450,000 a year. Put tampons in there. But what if Lord Zuck gets mad yeah yeah I'm too busy doing code just take a break from the coding that's not exactly important

we have tampons to get in men's bathrooms so most of the army is doing that well no so it's not the army oh yeah the army's doing that so they're like we're sending 10,000 personnel some drones some Blackhawk helicopters it's not going to do anything because the problem with fentanyl is that the demand is very high for it in America, right?

Like, it's not like, as much as you hear about like, oh, it's getting into coke or whatever, and it's getting mixed into other drugs. Like, the issue is that people use fentanyl, specifically heroin users. That's a crazy thing to do, is that? Well, it's because it's cheaper and heroin users, like, heroin's harder to get because heroin's an actual crop.

Like it's like you actually have to grow poppies or whatever in like Afghanistan and get it over here. Like, dude, I look heroin overdose in this country at a 25 year low, like barely people barely overdose on heroin. It's like you could solve the fentanyl crisis in this country which is like if you just let heroin get in obviously that's crazy thing this is like do yeah i don't know but that would actually well but the thing is is like people don't overdose on heroin anywhere near the way they overdose on fentanyl but people use fentanyl like there's the problem is that there's massive demand you're saying they're getting in one way or the other dude it's like when has the war on drugs ever worked right never it's like you when has the war on drugs ever worked? Right. Never.

It's like, you're not, like, dude, and opioid users are not price sensitive. Well, you have to try. I mean, you can't just. I'm not saying don't try. Like, obviously, you have to do something. I'm just saying. And you're acting like it's binary. Like, the difference might be like, you're like, yeah, it didn't work, but they, you

know, they're trying to stop fentanyl from getting over the border. And you're like, yeah, maybe they stopped half of it. And you're like, well, that's double the deaths. So then they halved the deaths. Yeah. But again, they're trying to stop fentanyl from getting over the border and you're like, yeah, maybe they stopped half of it and you're like, well, that's double the deaths. So then they halved the deaths. Yeah, but again, they're like... I don't know what I'm talking about. Drug smugglers are just going to continue smuggling drugs. Yeah, the question is how much, right?

You're acting like it's zero or tons, but it's somewhere in between too. Sure. I mean, I guess you can cause temporary shortages like with anything, but again, they always will fill the demand you see demand will always be filled for for drugs it's just it's never worked it's not gonna trump's not just gonna snap his fingers and be like i beat the war on drugs it's been over everyone we did it it's been 50 years it's like there's been zero ground made like it's

not like they have any successes whatsoever well it's a supply and demand thing with incentives. Like, for example, if you're just like crazy punishments for like, you know, you could try it as a terrorist for being like a cartel guy, smuggling drugs, all this sort of stuff. Then you're just like, if you're a criminal, you might be like, you know, we know some people that have been like drug dealers or whatever. They might say, you know what? That game's like way too crazy.

I'm not getting involved with that game. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, again, you could do Singapore-style laws, but they're not going to do that. Well, sure. I'm not saying it's not binary. You could be like public executions,

and yeah, that will actually fix the problem. Probably on aggregate, I agree with your point. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, it's a demand issue, not a supplier. You know what else? You're talking about the stock market crash, right? Like the Trump might have one. You know what I'm getting pretty sick of?

Is every single day, any time anytime anything happens you go on twitter and and you see articles being like how do you like that trump's in for a week and the stock market crashed and i'm like oh shit and i always look at my i look at my like stocks and i'm just like what yeah the amount of times like what's that guy dean something or whatever like those you know the guys that were like paid to be democrat like Dean Obadala? I don't know his last name. Is that his last name? Oh, no, the kid Dean.

And they're, like, young guys. They're, like, young guys, and they kind of get money to be, like, something like that. Yeah, in that David Hogg realm. Yeah, they get all that USAID money. They get the USAID money to kind of be, like, promote the Democrats or whatever. But then, I don't know like i don't know if they they're just like really stupid or it's just is it that they're dumb because i i think the stock market was down yeah it was down by three percent that's not a crash on the news

of the tariffs yeah i know that's not a crash it's not even a correction crypto crash i guess but correction highly volatile but it wasn't a crash and then trump what's crashed 30 10 10 is considered a crash i thought 10 would be more of a correction uh i thought or maybe over 10 i thought 10 was like up to 10 it's a correction and after 10 yeah maybe after 10 but like crypto crash but an actual like 3 is nothing it's already made it's not even a correction and by the end of the day it was already because the tariffs got lifted temporarily. It made it back. I guess everyone used to do that with the companies. Oh, 20s a crash? Yeah.

Okay, 20s a crash. Yeah, so 20s a crash, 10s a correction. But I used to think that you'd see that a lot with the companies where a company would have bad press and they were like, it destroyed this much value and it was down 1%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was back up the next day. But I see a lot of it right now where it's like every day I'm seeing it. And it's stressful because you have to, obviously, if the market's crashing you have to pay attention and then i'm like looking through the thing and they're like oh like take that republicans the stock market crashed you happy and i'm just like smp 500 down

0.5 percent yeah what the fuck i know yeah uh it's i mean again they see donald trump jr's tweet that was pretty good right that was wild good thing your fucking dad's the president that's what our buddy said he goes uh he goes just a quick uh message to the family group chat saying hey you're gonna need a pardon real quick but basically donald trump jr posted he goes hey it's a really good time to buy ethereum thank me later right because i guess he has inside info of course and then obviously his lawyers were blowing up his phone i'd be like yo you can't do it and then he revised the tweet to being like it's just i think it's a good time to buy eth and

then he revised the third time to in my opinion it's a pretty good time to buy eth he's probably been on a fucking bender since the 20th he He goes, oh shit, my dad's the president now. I forgot. Fuck. Thank me later. Like, you know, you can't have inside info. Tweet it. Dude, he's probably tweeting that

he's in the meeting. Dude, that's so funny. Trump tweets him. Trump messages him being like, now's a good time to buy drone companies, guys. Thank me later. Wink. Like, what? Dude, that's so funny.

And he posts it. But he must have gotten ravaged by people hitting him up, being like, are you out of your fucking mind? Yeah, you can't do this. Not a good idea. That was crazy. Anyway, Trump's done with this anyway. He's on to Palestine now

he's taking over the Gaza Strip yeah so he's a wild one he's definitely he's trying to do the Oprah thing for himself you know you get a Gaza you get a Canada

yeah I mean he's just proven you can just do things you know it really is like right now it's a you got a situation

where basically Trump and Elon are sort of like a couple and trump's the husband or no elon's sort of the husband trump's the wife a little bit because elon's in there being like oh i found another billion dollars and trump's like i guess we can buy gaza we can't afford not to buy it you just found a billion dollars like no we actually want to have the billion dollars like oh look at this we got rid of some usaid that's another two billion dollars i just found he's like oh oh and in that case, it's my green light. Let's go to Hermes.

Yeah, basically. Trump keeps going to the global equivalent of Hermes. I know, I know. I just spend his shit. He's spending it as quick as Elon can find it. I like the look on fucking Netanyahu's face. Trump's the fat guy at the buffet. He'd be going back for seconds every time.

Netanyahu's face when Trump's like, we're gonna just take over Gaza. And Netanyahu's like, what? Well, that was our thing. Well, a back for seconds every time. Netanyahu's face when Trump was like, we're going to just take over Gaza. And Netanyahu was like, what? Well, that was our thing. Well, a lot of people are saying that Netanyahu liked it. I don't know. Ben Shapiro was fucking loving himself. He was feeling it.

We'll see. I don't actually think he wants to do this. Yeah, I don't think so either. This is one of the one things where I go, this is, he's not doing this. Well, that's the one. But now he's like, he's said so many crazy things in such a short period of time. And then he goes all over the place. So it is one of these tactics where you're's like, he's said so many crazy things in such a short period of time. And then he goes all over the place.

So it is one of these tactics where you're now like, you have to just start dismissing things. And then you're like, but maybe he'll do it. It does seem like he says a lot of things. He's just lying. And you know, it kind of is starting to feel a little bit like how the Democrats were with the media, where it's like, he's got so many diehards that everything he says, like if he says tariffs, if he, if Trump said tariffs were bad, all of the people would be telling you how tariffs are bad.

Not every single person. The MAGA people didn't like the Gaza thing. I saw a lot of people who were just like, yeah, Donald, I've been pretty supportive up until now. Don't love the... The Israel MAGA people liked it. Yeah, the Israel MAGA people liked it. The America first people.

The America first MAGA people have not been in love with Israel stuff. Well, they're like boots on the ground in Gaza. I don't want to die for Israel. He's like, you're Gazan now. Yeah, he goes, I don't love this. Yeah, so he, I don't know. You're maybe more tapped into that than me. So his plan is that he's going to just.

Rebuild Gaza. We make Gaza. Kick them all out. We turn it into the UA is that he's going to just... Rebuild Gaza. We make Gaza. Kick them all out. We turn it into the UAE. It's going to be a theme park, essentially, and then you guys go to Egypt. And then Egypt is going to be like, we don't want them.

And then he's going to be like, well, you're taking them. Yeah, you're taking them. Sorry. Sorry. Bad news, Egypt. I mean, I guess he wants to spread them all around. What if he did like a weekend dad situation

where like, you know what I mean? You go, you have joint custody of the Gazans and then you go Egypt, you get them every second weekend. And then... Yeah. I mean, the problem is... I'm just spitballing. You don't like the idea. You can just say you don't like the idea. I mean? You go, you have joint custody of the Gazans, and then you go Egypt, you get them every second weekend, and then... Yeah, I mean, the problem is... I'm just spitballing. You don't like the idea.

You can just say you don't like the idea. I mean, a lot of the Arab nations, their whole thing is they're like, yeah, Israel was doing all this to literally get them out, and their whole point is, like, they have to, you know, it's kind of like a capture-the-flag situation where they got to stay there. They can't...

Like, the whole point is that they have to remain because, obviously, people want them out of there to just disperse them and solve the problem i guess yeah whatever they would think so they're they're very much like no we got to like stay here and never go under any context because we can't give up this land correct our land kind of thing so yeah a lot of the arab nations that was always their deal is they're like yeah we can't do that because it defeats the the purpose of this and he's sort of like he's sort of sitting there like uh you know judge judy but he's like in a hurry where he's got to get through 200 cases you're like what about gas or we'll buy it and he's like i don't know yeah

it does feel like king solomon vibes a little bit that he's doing right now with the splitting the kid in half it does feel like he maybe is doing that a little bit where he goes yeah i mean i guess if you guys can't sort this out i guess guess we'll just take it. That's cool. If you guys don't want to come to some sort of negotiation, I guess America can just have it. Or you can figure it out. Yeah, do you guys know how to play golf? Do you know the rules of baseball? Because we could do that.

Or option two is you figure it out by the next time I come over here. Yeah, I mean, look, if you guys don't want to figure it out, I guess we'll take it. That sounds good. You think it's that? It might be. It might be. I don't think he actually wants to go redevelop gaza for 15 years and i mean again it's like this this will take longer than his administration so any like if a democrat like a were to win president they're just like yeah we're not doing that and then it's just you know it's like it's like a real estate development that's just like half done that's just like

nobody nobody's kind of taking yeah you got half of the roller coaster yeah exactly oh yeah we just It's like a real estate development that's just half done. Nobody's taking it home. Yeah, you got half of the roller coaster up. Yeah, we just got the framing done. Anyways, good luck. You're basically playing the amusement park, build your amusement park game, and then you had to go to mom's. Yeah, kind of.

But he did... Definitely, I saw a lot of people... That's like trekking back and forth between the two parents with the Playstation I've been there man I've been on that life why do they make these things so heavy

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the only thing that's portable is the djembe that's suburban divorce parent life the only thing is's portable is the djembe that's suburban divorced parent life the only thing is the suburban divorced parents they usually don't they lived within a mile

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are divorced you have culpable deniability to be anywhere anytime they go where were you I was at mom's where were you I was at dad's

you know you're off the grid at that point you're kind of off the grid yeah kind of a bit of a life hack different area code man well of course it's the ultimate life hack to be

13 and your parents don't know where the fuck you are and especially if they're not on the greatest terms at the moment they're not really on speaking terms and there's no way to track you if you want to call her then I'll just stay I could just if you want to call her if anything I could just go stay there right now yeah I'm sure she's got other stuff she wants to

talk about too she actually mentioned that she'd love for you stay. If you want to call her, if anything, I could just go stay there right now. Yeah, I'm sure she's got other stuff she wants to talk about too. She actually mentioned that she'd love for you to fucking call her. Yeah, she's been fucking dying for a chat. It's your funeral, pal. Definitely, I know. It's like lugging the bag with the PlayStation for moms and dads. You got that NBA jam cooking.

Good times. They're trying to eradicate the Canadian culture. This is the culture they're eradicating. They have to look it in the eye before you get rid of it. Sorry, Ma. Alberta man's penis freezes to the ground in viral arrest. So they arrested this guy in Alberta. Fucking dropped the trowels.

Well, he's saying they're a piece of shit. I thought this is a perfect example of how I see of Canadians taking themselves not that seriously. This guy got arrested by a cop. He's on the ground just in a drunken night yeah and then he his dick goes viral it wasn't looking great dick froze to the ground yeah it was shrunken from the cold his pants got pulled down in a tussle with the cops freezes to the ground like that fucking uh and then he had a good sense of humor about it yeah i mean they were like that's very canadian yeah they like he got called

up by like whatever the fort mcmurray register being like can we get a quote he's like i'd fucking love to give you a quote this is what he said i know i don't have no fucking hog or nothing but i thought it was like fake like i thought it was reading like the onion or something this is what the guy said i'm telling you you, this is Pete Kennedy. He goes, I know I don't have no fucking hog or nothing, but these folks making vids and shit

about my tiny wiener, you try having a dick getting her frozen fucking solid to the ground and see how small that shit gets. Gone are the days where a feller

can get his wiener frozen to the ground without it going viral. I know. So this is a fun guy. He's having, you know, you have to respect a man responding to it like that. Oh, hilarious quote.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, what an insane quote. I'll tell you who wouldn't respond to it like that. Someone from D.C. No. No, some D.C. fucking elitist. Some D.C. elitist. Dude, they get their hog frozen.

They'd sue. They would literally sue. They don't even have lawsuits going. Yeah, they would literally sue. They would have, it would be like the like the case would be like, you know, there'd be like a media ban on it so you can't talk about the tiny hog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'd be getting a seasoned assist right now.

Yeah, you can't talk about my tiny hog getting, my fucking tiny wiener getting. That was an old Spade joke where he used to always say all the people's dick pics get leaked. He goes, yeah, but it always happens to be a leaked dick pic where the guy's got a nice dick. I know. He goes, you want to see a real scandal be a leaked dick pic where the guy's got a nice dick. I know. He goes, you want to see a real scandal in Hollywood? A-list celebrity leaked bad dick.

Yeah. You want to see Hollywood scramble? Seems to never happen. They also said lawyers see an increase in people cutting ties with the U.S., applying for Canadian citizenship. So basically, after Trump won, people are actually trying to say that they're going to move,

which usually entails they did one call to the immigration person yeah find out it's going to be a pain in the ass and then then hang up the phone and never speak of it ever again doing that but it's funny because in the thing they're talking about they go but also because it's harder to get the canadian citizenship what they can do and some people have decided is just getting renouncing your american citizenship and then having no citizenship and basically you're in no man's land so they're basically we're gonna be trying to become you're gonna have democrat sovereign citizens yeah i mean you gotta pay crazy exit taxes if you want to give up your u.s citizenship on all your property no one's doing this no

nobody's doing this buddy i saw i was i think this was on twitter you know how they have the alpha mail guys that always give crypto tips and drop shipping and how to get rich. Shovel snow. Shovel snow. That was the Hustlers University, one of the tips for making money. No, it wasn't.

Oh, yeah. I was literally like, start a landscaping business. Shovel snow. You're like, I pay 50 bucks a month for Hustlers University for you to tell me to shovel snow? Deliver papers.

This is all a teenager job? Yeah, they're all teenager jobs. And you're like, what? Be a barber. Yeah. I was like, okay. I know. I signed up for Hustlers University to not get a job.

I actually don't remember that one. Shovel snow. Someone posted a screenshot of it recently. And it was like, shovel snow. Cut your neighbor's grass. It's funny, too, because if you said, hey, if you were on Twitter and you said, my job is shoveling snow, Andrew Tate would be calling you

like a brokey. Until he finds out you're a subscriber, he goes, delete the tweet. Yeah, I definitely wouldn't be loving that. But this guy was saying it was um a guy giving tips on how to not pay taxes and it was just like subscribe to his course and the top comment was uh i think it was oh it was the sovereign citizen guy yeah i saw that yeah and basically had a community you know that was like before you sign up for this his tip

is sovereign citizen which doesn't work yeah that's literally what wesley snipes did and he went to jail oh i'm trying to be a sovereign citizen yeah wesley't work. Yeah, that's literally what Wesley Snipes did when he went to jail. Oh, Wesley Snipes tried to be a sovereign citizen? Yeah, Wesley Snipes, the reason... Laid? Yeah, the reason he went to jail is because he played the sovereign citizen thing where he goes, there's actually no... There's nothing in the tax code

that says you have to pay income taxes. Nice try. That's the whole sovereign citizen game. They go, it doesn't actually say you have to pay income taxes. Or like there's some whatever, some way they interpret it. And then they go, yeah, no.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. And now Wesley Snipes went to jail, then had to pay his taxes with interest and penalties. And he went to jail. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. Don't do this. But you're going to have a lot of Democrat sovereign citizens, but you probably won't

have any. But it's the idea that they're tossing that idea. They're starting to Google what's a sovereign citizen. I mean, I'll tell you what is a sovereign citizen. All that happens is you just get tased all the time. Every sovereign citizen video that I watch on TikTok just winds up with them getting tased, like almost every time.

Well, every sovereign citizen video ends with the guy walking out of the police station holding a Ziploc bag saying it didn't work. Yeah, I know, but they all get tased. They're like in a courthouse or something. Has there ever been any successful runs? No. Because, dude, their big thing is that they get pulled over, the sovereign citizens.

I like the idea of it. It doesn't work in practice. And then they always say, because there's the thing where you don't need a license if you're traveling. It's like some old antiquated law. So they go, yeah, you don't. They always say this. They go, I'm a traveler. And the cop's like some old antiquated law. So they go, yeah, you don't... They always say this to go, I'm a traveler. And the cop's like,

show me your license and registration and insurance to go, I don't know, I'm traveling, sir. I'm not doing commerce. I'm a traveler. And they go, show me your license. And then it always ends with them with the fucking stick bashing their window in

because they won't get out of the car. He's basically the sovereign citizens are kind of like a dindu. Yeah. They're very much like, sir, I'm a traveler i'm not uh participating in interstate commerce so i do not require a license the guy's like show me your license you're on the highway right now give me your license and they're like no no i'm a traveler i wonder if it's ever worked never worked it's zero percent success rate every video is them getting fucking destroyed and i think maybe they think they're like oh i can sue. Because then I go and I'll be like, I was traveling.

And then they go, get out. Not only that, but when they get to court to sue, they're like, show me your ID. They're like, I don't have to. And then they get tased on the way into court. It's just a comedy of errors. They never have any success. There's a guy in New York on TikTok that just goes around messing with cops. And they all know him.

Yeah, the good boy. What's his name? Well, his whole thing is he goes, ID and badge number, and then they give him my ID. Yeah, that guy. And then he goes, good boy. But now they all know him

and they're all pumped when he comes around. He has a donut on a fishing rod. That's what I was going to say. He has a donut on a fishing rod. And he said, but apparently the cops all seem to love it. They think it's funny. They all think it's funny because yeah,

it started off like him doing that. Now the cops like like it. Well, they've all seen it and so then they're like, some of them are like pumped. He's like, can I get, he just walks up to them

and goes, can I get your ID and name? He's like, yo, it's my little awesome guy. Yeah, yeah. And then he gives them the name and goes, good boy.

He goes, yeah. Good boy. It's probably way less fun for him now that they love it. sure for sure it's not as good so danny just sent me this which i thought was uh worth noting this guy uh praneet more and he's a comedian and uh funny yeah he was an indian comedian indian comedian yeah and with this in india this is it you tell the story. So basically, this comedian, he's in India.

He's like, I don't know, he's got a few hundred thousand followers on Instagram. There's a whole comedy scene blowing up in India. There's 1.4 billion people. Money to be made, my friend. But so there's like a big comedy scene. And they actually have kind of, you watch it, and they've kind of seemed like it looks very Western, like you think it wouldn't. You're saying we're getting replaced by-

We're getting replaced by Indians. Yeah, they're coming over on the h1bs they don't do it in english though they do it in guess what he just announced that he's gonna do the beacon theater sold out for 14 bucks 14 buck guarantee no cut of the door no cut of the door but anyways so he has some joke making fun of this bollywood guy some bollywood bollywood guy's name is veer pahi raya so he's just an actor this guy is just a male actor in india but the actors there are big deal i know but so like you know shahra khan yeah yeah like shahra khan when he because not like leonardo cabrio well the way that well he is though that's the thing right so the way that uh paul you know paul loves bollywood even goes and watches his tattoo

his bollywood tattoo bollywood tattoo he's like about that life right and then he told me the best way to describe it he goes the in america actors are treated like you know one of the highest things still yeah but in uh there they're treated like gods they're gods because they're on the cast system still i guess the best way we describe it would be like everyone treats the actors the way that a 12-year-old girl in high school treats a boy band singer. Right, yeah, yeah. Like a singer of One Direction to a 12-year-old, that's how a normal person treats these actors. Yeah, treats these actors. But so the comedians there are like, yeah, we can crack some jokes about these things so anyways this guy 10 p 10 to 12 guys came to his show

like bought tickets watched the show then he made fun of this actor and then they just beat the shit out of him afterwards it's crazy for for just making a joke about a famous actor yeah like me you and get a gang of 10 guys together to go to like a guy's comedy show and then be like afterwards like remember that joke you made about leon neeson yeah yeah that's just not funny man no one talks about it and they were like never one talks about the tool man like that and they're like never do that again or we'll be back that's bonkers yeah yeah so they're doing yeah they said we'll be back yeah we'll be back if you keep doing you're right it's hilarious to think about in the context of an american actor me and danny going there being like, you ever talk shit about Ben Affleck again?

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Candice Owens has made this her whole thing right now. Macron? No, no, no. We've already talked about that. But Blake Lively. Oh, the Blake Lively thing. And I've been seeing it going around. And at first glimpse, I'm like, you know, this is some girl shit.

I've kind of refused to get sucked into this. Well, I can tell you. And I figured that I was like that. And I figured other people would like that. So I was like, you know what? Let me try to understand this from my perspective. So I can give a synopsis of what i think's going on so basically there's a war going on between these two people team baldoni or team lively well you know i would

say we're gonna lean towards baldoni okay so for people who basically he's i would say at its core she metooed him yeah and then he and the metoo was. And then he, and the me too was working and then he's fighting the me too. He's fighting it. And I didn't realize because I saw, you know, the suing for $400 million.

I thought it was one of those things where like, yeah, he's suing, but there's not, you know, it'll get dismissed. But like,

they actually have court dates in New York City. Oh, that's the real deal. Yeah, it's the real deal. This is a real like Hollywood on Hollywood, but she's deep Hollywood,

right? So she's got the PR team. She's got, you know, his main argument right now, she's deep hollywood right so she's got the pr team she's got you know his main argument right now she's trying to hollywood him and ryan reynolds is you know this is a big shot man you don't mess with this guy so it starts out and i just want to before i preface this this is a little summary of who jason baldini is justin baldini well i'll tell you who he is justin baldoni identifies as a feminist has been very vocal about redefining masculinity in a way that challenges traditional gender roles he has spoken extensively about the I'll tell you who he is. Justin Baldoni identifies as a feminist, has been very vocal about redefining masculinity

in a way that challenges traditional gender roles. He has spoken extensively about the pressures of toxic masculinity and needs men to embrace vulnerability, empathy, equality. His TED Talk, Why I'm Done Trying to Be Man Enough, explores, I just want to give you a little taste of who he is. Might be on Team Lively now.

We forced my hand, Baldoni. But you're also missing, Baldoni is a Hollywood dog. This is outward, he's not that guy. Right. So originally, he's doing the movie, they're having arguments, right? What has he done that we might know him from? He was an actor in some bullshit.

And then he started becoming a... So nothing? I think it was one of those things if you were a girl, you wouldn't say it's nothing, but some bullshit. Okay. Played kind of like a good looking dude and now he's started directing stuff now he's got his own movie this movie I believe he produced and then she's starting to walk off

they started having fights but she's like I want to make some changes to the scripts Blake Lively's showing up at his house at 2am being like hey you know that you were doing tomorrow rewrote the whole thing Baldoni he's afraid of this woman a little Blake Lively's showing up at his house at 2 a.m. being like, hey, you know that you were doing tomorrow? Rewrite the whole thing. Yeah, I know.

But, you know, Baldoni doesn't, he's afraid of this woman a little, but he doesn't want to, he knows he's playing with fire with these crazy actresses. She's got him by the Baldonis. She's got Baldoni by the Baldonis, right? So he's kind of coming at her with like, you know, great ideas, amazing stuff.

Maybe, you know, one of them, you're going to take a peek. Yeah, a couple takes, we'll try them. We'll try them on like, let's get the script out of the way. We'll do eight takes of what we have written

and then we'll run a couple for you. Yeah, I think Baldoni's hitting her with like, great idea, but not doing any of it. She's starting to get increasingly angry

being like, I'm staying up all night rewriting your piece of shit movie and I show up to set and you didn't even use it. So then Ryan Reynolds is kind of,

she's going home to Ryan Reynolds and she's like, can you believe it? Andyan reynolds is like well that's some bullshit you're a genius yeah i'm a comedic genius tech tycoon are you kidding they wouldn't listen to us blake lively's she's complaining to reynolds and reynolds is getting her jack he's fucking uh gassing her up being like yes did he did he read it because that was genius what you wrote he's fucking uh gassing her up being like yes did he did he read it because that was genius what you wrote he's like we stayed up all night working on this yeah yeah he's like i'm a comedy legend she's keeps pushing it she comes back baldoni's not doing what she wants him to do right so eventually she says baldoni eventually she hits you know what i'm going to court baldini

me he's been sexually harassing me on set and And this is after, you know, her ideas have not been well received. Go the nuclear option. She goes nuclear option. Fucking guy's a creep. He's been sexually harassing me. That hits the news. Oh, that hurts the male feminist too. When you go, I'm not a creep.

I'm an ally. I'm an ally though. Yes. And five years ago, he'd be dead in the water. He'd be working at fucking Starbucks right now. However, this is a new era and baldoni chose to fight fire with fire so baldoni uh he basically when she comes back with the me too which originally presses all over her side right so they're all team blake like what a fucking piece of shit this another male feminist ally lying sexually assaulting baldoni

stands up and he says no no no no no first of all the stuff stuff she says is I have footage of because he's like inappropriate on set. Here's all this footage. Cameras are rolling the whole time. He has a website, right? Yeah. So he's and then he set up a website of all the. You know more than you're letting on. Danny likes to.

I purposefully have been ignoring this story. Knows every detail. Well, it's unavoidable. I spent so much time on Twitter and it's just like I see these things that I'm just like it's unavoidable. Yeah, sure. Danny knows every last detail. Wants to pretend he doesn't he's gonna write the oj book if i did it you're 100 you're 100 of that guy that your wife's watching something you're like what the fuck's this bullshit and then by day three you're just like i can't believe you would

do that what a piece of shit as i'm eating chocolates you know you're watching the you're just fucking watching the bachelor fucking holding your breath he's making his choice yeah i'm like this is fucking stupid what he gave her the rose throwing shit in your house he's a two-timing loser don't go with him so danny knows every last detail this case he apparently avoided on purpose baldoni sets up the website being like here's all the details he posts footage of where she said he was harassing her and then also a voicemail of him talking to her all the text messages of basically him being like this is her taking hollywood against me i will say there was a voicemail that he left her

that was didn't i'll tell you what this guy is a fucking ally type dude yeah because he calls her up 2 a.m being like he's doing what i'm saying where he's just like you know great work you just i want to work together but he's like imagine like i ever sent this message to your wife okay where i'm like hey but hey you know i just i'm so happy the two of us are working together and just the two of us are going to make magic together and you know i know we've had our differences and if i've offended you any way you know our relationship and what we're about to build is just there's nothing more important i just you are such a beautiful respectable you know one of the most talented people and just being in the same room with you is like you know

i can't love anything like you'd be Ryan, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, what the fuck, dude? Right? Right. So it is the message. Sounds like he was trying to, like, avert this financial catastrophe, though, because he wasn't producing it.

So he's just like, he had to play it however he could because she's threatening to walk off in the middle of production. And she's turned the Hollywood machine on him and the Hollywood machine is on board of destroying this guy. Yeah. But then he's like, no, no, no, I machine is on board of destroying this guy. Yeah. But then he's like, no, no, no.

I'm fighting back. He's swinging back right now. He releases the tape. Uh, her and he's saying Reynolds wanted to control the film. She's trying to, he, he, she said, oh, he's putting a smear campaign on me. And she's like, you're at the smear campaign and you're the powerful one. So whatever happens. So I guess the movie didn't finish getting made.

I actually don't know that part. Yeah. That's what I'm curious about like do they just have to pause production in the middle of it is there half a movie all I know is the fucking

he's got his baby girl baby girl baby girl that's what he's saying the thing Hollywood press machines really on this guy

but then the interesting part is the the tides publicly started to change even among like TikTok and all that stuff where now they're

kind of saying Blake Lively ain't so great. And then all these fucking people are coming out being like, no, she's a bitch. She tried to ruin me. This other girl, here's an article. Blake Lively accused of being pleasant, unpleasant to work with on Gossip Girl. Wouldn't stop burping and farting on me. So she's getting fucking Amber for her treatment. Yeah.

I don't mind it. And then they her and reynolds from an extra though her and reynolds with their hollywood machine basically came out to baldoni and they were just like hey we wrote a letter that we want you to release and the letter was very like the trudeau letter it was just like just want to say that there's been problems on set all of which were my fault and blah blah gave him this big letter and they're like you haven't fucking till the end of the day to release this puppy. And that's when he was just like, that's when he said and all the websites going on.

I imagine the production didn't get finished. I actually don't know that. We're never going to get to see this absolute piece of shit. Yeah, probably be a hunk of fucking trash. Well, I don't know. Maybe it was made. I think it might have been made because there was a part of it where they were doing the press tour from the film and she was mad that he was making her talk about the fluffy stuff

and he got to talk about the real stuff, like the message for the film. The best part about this whole thing is like, this is not Oppenheimer. Like this is some piece of shit that like will be in theaters for four days. Will be a theatrical bomb. Sure. And then you never hear about it ever again goes to netflix nobody watches it loses a hundred mil and that's just it for sure yeah yeah no it looks like a hunk of yeah burning garbage yeah yeah so this is too this is literally you know

just a fucking slick probably you know fucks all his actresses male feminist versus you like catty hollywood mean girl that will ruin you if you look at her the wrong way and then talk in the press about how you know how much helping people honestly for movies i know it's harder especially for these chick movies you got to do the mike pence situation just only do a movie with the boys yeah sandler i go i don't do anything, Sandler. I don't do scenes. What do you think Sandler's doing? I don't do scenes with women. Sorry. He's the director, though.

He has no choice. I thought he's... Oh, right. He's the director, too. He's the director of this one. Oh, he's not in it? I don't know if he's in it. I thought he was in it, too.

I don't know the movie... I know the drama details about the movie details. This sounds like one of those deals where he's like actor, director, producer, writer. It seems like he's all the things. Everything. He's wearing every hat.

And also in his mind, this is the most important piece of cinema ever made. Of course. Of course. Candace Owens is full on his side, and it kind of seems like people are being like, he got railroad, and there's sort of a narrative of like, this is Hollywood trying to take down a man, which is sort of true. I mean, they did it to Weinstein. Right, right, right.

Yeah. They just took him down. Yeah. Innocent man. Innocent man Innocent man Did nothing wrong Cosby This guy It really did seem like

He didn't You know Yeah Like he is just probably Like a touchy feely Like male feminist guy Yeah But like I don't think that

Like she doesn't have Any real dirt on this guy Alright well hopefully He gets his 400 million Maybe he's gonna be doing Mint Mobile commercials Cause he owns it now See Might have fucked up Ryan Reynolds When you're calling Your co-worker at 2am To cry and get her 400 million. Maybe he's going to be doing Mint Mobile commercials because he owns it now. See?

Might have fucked up Ryan Reynolds. When you're calling your co-worker at 2 a.m. to cry and get her to do your film still. Sure. You want to make sure that call's not dropped.

Yeah, I know. But again, it sounds like it was damage control because she was just going to walk off in the middle of a production and then you're super fucked. You're like,

you just have to start the whole thing over again. Oh, yeah, yeah. Can't replay. You can't go on Viv. That does cost you a crazy amount. You can't go on Viv and just replace Blake Lively even though there's probably in hollywood 500 girls who look exactly like blake lively and

yeah i barely be able to tell they switched i guess you have to find like yeah you find a girl that looks like or something like that you do the sister paul try to paul walker at ai that probably how it will happen where AI takes over where they have a situation like that where they have no choice but AI and then they do it and they're like

oh this actually is fine I mean they did it for somebody who died in the middle it wasn't no not the crow no they didn't AI the crow that was in the 90s

but yeah like they do they've I think they did someone died in the middle of a production on some movie they have insurance no but a lot of

the films you have insurance for that yeah you have insurance for that but Yeah, you have insurance for that. But that is like insurance pays you out if like you have something like that. Yeah, but there was a movie where somebody died

in the middle of it and then they kind of just like AI CGI'd them in for like a couple scenes. Yeah. I can't remember what it was just to tie up the loose end of the movie

so that they can, they rewrote it and then just like, but there was something. I think they replaced, that's what they did with D'Elia and they replaced him with Tig Notaro

and then did his scenes again. Yeah. Yeah. So Baldoni would have been screwed in 2017. I think in today's day and age, it's more just like, well, what actually happened? This is a legal matter at this point.

In his mind, he's like, my career is over regardless. I just have to get paid so I could live. Right. He's done. You think so? I mean,

I don't even know who he wants to begin with. I don't know who he is. I don't know, though. If he becomes a sympathetic character, then you never know, right? Again, like I said, Hollywood would have been sucking Drake's shaft a year ago, and now they're fucking out there singing about how he's a pedophile. All of Blake Lively's best friends would be begging to be in a baldoni picture if public sentiment goes that way right but i feel like the way hollywood works is like even if blake lively loses this

lawsuit they still are like still blake lively you know what i mean like she still gets to do stuff and he just doesn't like regardless probably that's kind of what happens with will smith who apparently is not happy with uh chris rock still that's a lot of rumors. Probably that's kind of what happens with Will Smith, who apparently is not happy with Chris Rock still. That's a lot of rumors going around that he still hates him. Says he ruined his career. Let's see what we got here. So it looks like it ends with us. It did get finished.

Yeah, because I knew there was a press tour. Here are the things he's been in. Tell me if you've heard of any of these things. Jane the Virgin. Yeah, that's my favorite movie. Con Man. Obviously I've seen Con Man. Madam Secretary.

Madam Secretary. 73 Questions with Logan Rawlings. Seen that four times. A Fine Step. I actually did a dissertation of that in college. Happy Endings. I have actually heard of that show. It was from 2013, one episode.

Undercover Bridesmaid. Yep, I've watched every episode of that twice. Intervention Cinderella. Obviously, I've seen Interdimensional Cinderella. Come on, stop. Don't question my movie knowledge like that. So, he hasn't been in anything I've ever heard of. intervention cinderella obviously i've seen interdimensional cinderella come on stop yeah don't question my movie knowledge like that so he hasn't been in anything i've ever literally never i've heard of you've watched interdimensional cinderella i've heard of happy endings i remember hearing of the show happy endings yeah you might be mixing that up with something from your own life

so i've never heard of one thing he was was in 99 episodes of Jane the Virgin, though. It's crazy that there was a show that was on for five years. I'm going to fucking go to Danny's. He's going to have an interdimensional Cinderella poster. He's got the merch. Foam fingers. Here's the premise for Jane the Virgin. A young, devout Catholic woman discovers that she was accidentally

artificially inseminated. Yeah. Okay. Feminist slop from Baldoni. Yeah, crap. Crap crap you get exactly what you you get exactly what you get baldoni play with fire you're gonna get burned dog yeah yeah i'm not i'm not weeping any tears for baldoni but oh this is tough for him too he had a five jane the virgin was the last thing he did 2019. So this is basically five-year drought of working in Hollywood.

This is going to be his big comeback. He's probably taking so many fucking actresses. He probably has like two mortgages against his fucking house to make this thing. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, this was definitely his comeback plan. Ouch. Five-year gap when you're playing teenage heartthrob roles too probably.

Now he's in his 40s, so you can't really do that yeah anyways too bad ryan reynolds is a powerful man though in hollywood asan minaj is in this piece of shit yeah and jenny slate i'm whatever i don't know anything about the i can't really comment on whether the movie is going to be good or i can not good or bad bigger big or not because i don't really know that culture that much i don't know yeah i don't know where this was supposed to come out but Let's talk about USAID for a second. I feel like you know a lot about this stuff. So I've watched the protests, and a couple of people... Mike Benz did the best breakdown on Rogan.

Mike Pence? Mike Pence? Mike Benz? Well, actually, tell me that. But I was just going to say that a lot of people were tagging us because we did this sketch where Elon's taking this stuff for Trump. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And basically, there's all these videos of legitimate politicians that are doing protests. They have signs and they go, hey, hey, ho, ho, Elon Musk has got to go.

Hey, hey, ho, ho, Elon Musk has got to go. Yeah, but it's funny because they're basically like, this unelected guy is getting rid of all this unelected stuff. Yeah, I know. And again, Jamie Vance probably said it the best where people are like, yes, he was unelected guy is getting rid of all this unelected stuff. Yeah, I know. And again, J.D. Vance probably said it the best, where people are like, yes, he was unelected, but Trump said that this is what he was going to do, and you voted for Trump. Even all this stuff?

No one voted for all this stuff either. No, exactly. Yeah, nobody voted for $8 million for fucking Politico. And voice cast? Yeah, so anyway, sorry, I interrupted. You tell me that. Patreon.com slash voice cast. Yeah.

Yeah, it's just, again, it's what we knew was going on forever everybody just knew that this is the biggest economy in the world and people

get a pan underneath it people yeah it was a fucking it's rain and aid yeah it was just you know rain and aids

and they just have all this money that just goes to all these NGOs and just you know you just buy you walk around

with a bowl on your head like an African woman yeah and just collect as much coins as just buy. You walk around with a bowl on your head like an African woman. Yeah, and just collect as much coins as you can. Politico was getting millions. And I think it was Politico or maybe Reuters or something. One of these, they had like a thing, I think it was Politico, they had a thing called Politico Pro,

which was like a $35,000 a month subscription to Politico Pro. I don't know what that gets you. The assumption is month subscription to Politico Pro. I don't know what that gets you. The assumption is you bribe Politico if you're in the government. You go, hey, we're going to sign up for Politico Pro. Super premium. Super premium.

The one where we get all sorts of good press and coverage for our $35,000 subscription. That's just so crazy. Yeah, it's just like all the graft and waste that everybody knew. Yeah, imagine we had a Patreon tier that was $80,000 a month and only had one subscriber.

Yeah. The government. Yeah, the government. And we just happened to always be really cool with the government. We love them. We happen to just like never cover them in any sort of negative light.

You know what we call that? Politicrone. Politicroneism. Politicroneism. Yeah, politicroneism. Yeah, so anyways. Again, we all knew this show was happening. Elizabeth Warren's melting down. Yeah, because they're coming for her.

There's going to be some things she's tied to, like I would too, you know? This is like fucking Bernie Madoff shit right here. Well, this is some of the things that were on there. $2.5 million to DEI in Serbia. $70,000 Irish DEI musical. $4.8 thousand Danny Poloshock dick enlargement. $32,000 trans comic book in Peru.

Yeah. $15,000. This is Danny's second batch dick enlargement. So I guess the first batch didn't take. But it's a whole bunch of stuff like that. $ million for jordan vietnam 11 million to fight trash burning yeah and i understand that like some people make the case where you go yeah some of this stuff is to like keep certain regions stabilized because otherwise they would like break out into war and it would be a bigger problem like i guess that's the steel man argument of some of this

but there's no steel man argument for fucking transgender irish broadway you made the best case where we you said this in one of our chats but we've been talking about how uh the tech bros took over obviously yeah which you know that's the main thing they're mad about but um you said that they're running it like a tech company where it's move fast break things break things yeah move fast break things and people don't like people are used to like the opposite you're kind of like chop this chop that and're running it like a tech company where it's move fast, break things. Break things, yeah. Move fast, break things. And people don't like that. People are used to the opposite. You're kind of like, chop this, chop that. And then you're like, well, once you've chopped something and you go, well, actually, we did

need that. You go, okay, get it back. Yeah, get it back. Yeah, exactly. Someone's like, hey, you cut off this money for this NGO and we're actually feeding homeless kids or whatever. And you go, okay, sorry. Oh, get that one back.

Yeah, the check will be there in a couple of days. Sorry about that. It's kind of like what I do with cords when i move you take i've you know what i mean yeah i basically i go you know what when you're moving you go this is a good chance i'm gonna get rid of fucking everything i know some people have made it the the analogy of getting rid of subscriptions yeah and then you're like i actually need that one i'll get it back again yeah but the cords you know every now and then you're like oh i actually fucking didn't need that card to charge this fucking toothbrush this usb 2.0 dude i have right now you want to talk about cords this is maybe the one of the funniest like stupid technology

problems my wife bought a um like power charged hand soap dispenser for our kitchen right you really live in large over there in long island city yeah dude it is the stupidest thing ever it is a powered hand soap where it's like you wait basically like you'd have it like but isn't that what we go to the thing and we all say we hate like you go to the airport and you have to wave your hand and you go we the joke is we hate that not only that and you're just like i need one it's so stupid and then she can't find the cable to charge it so now we have this soap dispenser that's out of juice how does she wash your mouth out just the bar still go old school with the bar people still do that watch the kids mouth getting washed out with soap anymore

is that a bygone i bet you know i bet you like small small town like you know yeah small town old like alabama mom yeah just put the bar of soap in your mouth but anyway so we have this I bet you, like, small town, like, you know. Yeah, yeah, small town. Old, like, Alabama mom. Yeah. Just put the bar of soap in your mouth. But anyway, so we have this stupid soap dispenser. Can't find the charger for it anywhere. And it just, just blinking red. And so I'm now just using dish soap to wash my hands. Yeah, it's a piece of crap. Stupidest thing.

You're like, technology is not, like, you don't need technology for everything. Like, the pump is a fucking goaded system. Yeah, goaded. Goaded. It works perfectly. There's some family who has the patent on that pump who just makes $50 million a year because they have the patent on the fucking soap hand pump.

Is that true? Probably. Someone owns the patent on it. It's in everything. Someone owns it. Well, yeah, the money was just going, was just, you know, going crazy. But it does remind me of how, they are running the government the way they run now,

where they're like, we'll get rid of all this stuff. Oh, we need it back. Okay, we'll get that. Yeah, we'll get it back. The bottom line is people do not fucking like it. You just have to grovel to this 19-year-old to get your fucking NGO money back. Some autistic kid.

Dude, yeah, he has a bunch of 19-year-olds working in the engineering department. Yeah, I mean, he literally is this kid who solved this crazy Pompeii scroll thing with AI. Some college student who figured out what was written on these burned-up scrolls used AI. I guess there is some element of you're like, well, we need kids because if you get 40-year-olds like bureaucrats, then... Yeah, you need people from outside the system. And he wanted specifically these tech kids. And then he also wanted people who are gung-ho about going going 8 a.m to 2 a.m and basically they built

like they built uh ai that's finding out where the waste i don't actually it sounds like a homing beacon if it was like usa it's the biggest one yeah but it sounds like a lot of stuff is they're actually just at a computer just going like a line by line the craziest thing is now he's threatening to audit the IRS. Ah, how the worm has turned, IRS! Now it is you that's getting audited, and that's not going to be good. Of all the stuff that's going on in the government or whatever, the one, probably

my part that I probably agree with for the most part is this. Yeah, for sure. And then they were just saying he wasn't elected to do it, and you're like, that seemed like a pretty big part of it. Huge part of it. He goaged all that stuff. They didn't wasn't elected to do it and you're like that seemed like a pretty big part of it where the huge part of it yeah that's all that stuff you're like we knew just like they didn't elect him to do it you're like well the president when you elect a president you're like he's not doing every thing himself he hires people to do stuff i mean he doesn't even build a road you don't go if you go he's elected to build a road you don't go to the

guy building a road and be like we didn't elect yeah exactly i don't know the guy who's hired to do it like there is a mandate for that yeah i mean that was part of what got him elected was that he was gonna do this shit and man i'll tell you people but i do i'll even say i do understand if you are a democrat and you're not if you are not even like a politician you're just like it does seem like if it was the other way around where you just like you know uh biden just like had some billionaire dude that was like his buddy that was like really in the mix you can it does like you know like george soros yeah sure i do get the idea of being like this guy's i guess the only difference is this one's public yeah this one's public yeah which is i mean this shit was happening just in the shadows well bill gates was that with covid like bill gates was tied right the fuck in absolutely at least in this one where

you're just like there's some transparency well but more. Absolutely. Or at least in this one, where you're just like... There's some transparency. Well, but more importantly, you go, well, at least the thing they're doing is stopping spending money as opposed to spending more money. Yeah. You know, if it was Elon Musk

and he was making lists of stuff they need to spend on, I think that I would probably be like... Yeah, that would be much worse. He goes, we need to just crank up these budgets. If Elon Musk was in there padding budgets, I think that would be probably more annoying.

And I mean, look, you're going to make a lot of people upset and specifically the people upset are the people who are getting this money for doing fucking dick all. Yeah, like those are the people who are going to get upset

and you're going to go, good. Sure. It's like you guys have been living off the fucking dole forever. A lot of people on the dole, man. I'm paying a lot of dole too.

Yeah, a lot of people. Definitely. A lot of people. I've gotten to the point where I fucking yell it at people when they ask me for money. I say, I pay pay my taxes i'm a fucking taxpaying sir i'm the chipotle so i'm people work the cash register yeah when people tell me they go oh you know like fucking you know we've been here for five years and people will be like oh you're talking about

american politics you aren't from here i live here for five years and i've fucking the amount of yeah i'm funding this fucking operation the amount amount of roads I've built at this point. Yeah, buddy, shut up. How much money do I have to fucking give to this government before I get a fucking say? Absolutely. I mean, I think it's a great thing. They're just scratching the surface of what they're finding, too. They're going to find some crazy shit.

I know. Well, there's some pretty crazy stuff already found. It's $74 million for democracy promotion and the funds vanished overnight of course uh there's a lot of things where they had like millions for hospitals and then the hospitals never got built and you go who got the money and you go just like a they literally just a guy in afghanistan being like we're not sure he's covering gold yeah honestly could be anywhere oh dude he's got like nine rolexes on his arm dude i think they found something

like a hundred like there was i think it was a hundred billion dollars in organized criminal fraud rings for covid relief that were like not even in america figured out ways to basically get covid relief and they're like not americans and just siphoned off 100 billion and like the government's so inefficient oops poorly mismanaged that like 100 billion could go out the door they don't even notice it yeah yeah like all this shit so we're gonna see should be fun i mean we're gonna see i mean again every unless you are a direct recipient of this money this is should be every american should be on board with this yeah i don't yeah i guess they just like you know i think they have it's sort of i definitely have seen people that are on board but it's like they're just kind of on board for principle like whenever you like i don't understand like a normal person where you're just like do you think the government should waste money and they're just like yes like i don't know

like it seems like it's just again it's the tds like if trump's doing it i'm against it i mean i guess it's the equivalent of like you know you have a household and you're the one that you know you kind of come home and you're just like oh i found this money we're wasting and you're like i'm looking for all this money and they're just like in general they want you to stop but you're like they're just like stop looking for stuff yeah it's because you well yeah it's because you're like like i'm saving us money and they're like no no yeah you're gonna find out like you're because you're getting really close to finding out the 30 subscription that i put on your credit card. Yeah, exactly. That is exactly what it is. She's like, if you keep fucking,

you're going to find out that I put like two different versions of Tubi on your fucking American Express so I can watch The Bachelor. I've been buying like Fortnite skins. Your 14-year-old son's been like, I spent $500 a month on Fortnite skins. Yeah, and you just like, just stop looking.

Yeah, stop looking. You know, what is this Fortnite business? Dad, stop! Why is this $500 a month? This is racist what you're doing. Yeah, it's racist, I know. You're not elected. This is transphobic.

You're an unelected bureaucrat in this household. Because he's a... I mean, in my household, it's like, yeah, you go, I'm about to find out some Uber Eats orders when I was on tour in Australia. That's weird. I don't remember making these purchases

i don't know i remember ordering taco bell from to my house when i was in australia that's weird i did not make this purchase you know what maybe i should call up my credit card company probably dispute this charge because obviously this never happened right obviously surely someone would have asked me if they wanted to buy my credit card. Yeah, surely there'll be no photo of the Taco Bell at the door taking by Umar, is it? Well, let's just go call the credit card company and Uber Eats

because surely this will be a successful dispute. Ryan, sit down. I have something to tell you. I ordered that Uber Eats. Let's watch a couple of this Pakistani woman. She's been the... You know, she's actually truly goaded. We want to say someone's goaded fire, no cap.

American woman in Pakistan finally returns home after planning her marriage. For anyone who hasn't been following this, I would imagine you have. We're just going to watch a couple because I can't imagine... This is one of my favorite things. I only learned about this yesterday, actually.

I mean, I know a guy that went to Pakistan for an arranged marriage and he waved off the girl. Yeah. Because she was... Gross. Yeah, she basically said he came over and he was like, fuck off.

Get fucked! Fuck off! He works at a tech company in Canada and his Indian parents set him up with this fucking in this whale and he went over there and you just like you fucking are you kidding me mom stop it came back waved off the marriage and i'm marrying a white girl you guys had your chance exactly i i i tried to do it your way you spit in my face i hope you like chinese half chinese children

exactly right so then he went So then she went over there. Some people were saying catfish, but there was no evidence. No, it doesn't seem like catfish, but she does have bipolar. Apparently her son's like she has BPD pretty bad. She's definitely messed up, but she's like an obnoxious American woman. Kind of. She's an obnoxious woman from the Bronx. Yeah, obnoxious New York chick.

You know what I mean? She's from the Bronx. And she's from the bronx and uh she's demand i don't get it because i don't get why they don't just be like stop it we're deporting you well this is the reason so there's two parts of it one is that uh pakistan prides themselves and like we take care of our visitors right yeah but two she's become like everyone's like yeah yeah they're they're like this is like a kind of just kind of everyone finds it very like yeah everyone finds it very amusing and also there's like this there's kind of like a good narrative of like like she has a woman came over here for love and then she got turned down by the guy basically saw her and then was like my

parents won't allow this kind of he blamed it on the parents like my parents i believe me i'd love to yeah he goes i was just trying to scam her for some gift cards, and then she came here. She's like 40. The guy's like 19. 19, yeah. Thought he found this American woman. He came over. But she has these press conferences, like literally 20 fucking mics in her face, and

then she does these other press conferences, 50 guys behind her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dude, the guy took her to McDonald's, and she ordered two back-to-back Big Mac meals with shakes. And then because the, oh, the chaperone also dresses very moderately because he's like a government position or whatever, right? And she keeps saying, get this bum away from me. This guy looks like he's homeless.

I would never marry this guy. I have so many offers of people to marry. But anyways, we'll play a couple of these videos because they're amazing. This is her press conference. Unless y'all giving me land and $2,000 or more. Or more. Every week. You hear me? Yeah.

I'm getting my Pakistani passport and Pakistani ID. You have a Pakistani ID? I'm getting it. Do y'all agree? So she's putting the mic into the crowd being like, you know what it is? So she starts out, she wants 2,000 bucks and land. Yeah. A week.

Yeah. I'm getting one. Probably wouldn't work the other way around if a guy went over there and he was just like, this Indian girl didn't marry me. I want some land. Stay away from my women. Okay. Give me video number two.

This is how it started out. She was doing this press conference. These kind of went viral. Everyone want some land. Stay away from our women. Okay, give me video number two. This is how it started out. She was doing this press conference. These kind of went viral. Everyone was loving it. But yeah, apparently she's pregnant too. That's what someone said. That's what allegedly people say. And she's getting marriage requests.

Put on a newspaper. That's not going to give us money tomorrow. Or by the ending of this week. We need 50K. So a lot of people want money. Yeah, she wants money. I don't know what happened with that one. The average Pakistani salary per year

is $3,600 per year. American? American. And she wants 2K a week. I thought it was not actually that low, 38K. No, $3,800. Oh. american and she wants 2k a week i thought it's not actually that low 38k no 3800 oh 36 uh about 3600 us dollars is the average pakistani salary per year wow 300 a month and she wants 200k and she wants 2k a week if you go to pakistan you really can live like a fucking king yeah you just have to live in pakistan yeah i know

but if you have like a big mansion or whatever yeah i mean again you can do the thing where if you have money like you could literally have like 50 employees kind of thing like give me that third video johnny but this girl is taking pakistan by storm and yeah the question is good question why are they listening to her demands? Because they think it's funny, I think. Be quiet. I'm not sitting down. My plan is to reconstruct this whole country, okay? I'm asking for

100k or more. I need 20k by this week. In my pockets. In cash. That's a demand to the government. The government is going to fix up these buildings, fix up the streets,

and clean up these streets. It's ridiculous out here. I do not like it. Okay? Right now, I'm going to mind my fucking business. Thank you very much. Have a nice day. Clear the way. I love it. Dude, this dude this must be the biggest story

pakistan they apparently yeah apparently everyone's kind of like amused by it yeah it must be there was a hundred reporters like this american monster yeah this is a hilarious american woman who's coming here telling us like our business and it's like i guess because she's so crazy it's not really threatening and they're just kind of like enjoying this that's what they feel like yeah but usually they don't like you know Pakistan's pretty Muslim they don't you're like women

fucking spitting their mouths off this hell though they're allowing it I think it's so funny because she's just like has no clue how things work and so they're like

they keep saying a big part of it is that they have to be nice to western guests okay that's like in their whole deal and the government

we have to treat them really well the guy has to keep taking her to McDonald's and all this stuff and it sounds like she's getting sent back finally. This news cycle's done for them.

I mean, she's been there since October. Yeah? Yeah, so she's been milking this thing. She must be a kind of celebrity in Pakistan. Apparently she is, yes. Yeah. She's been fucking crushing it. Oh, also, forgot to tell you this. Oh, actually, you know what? We never played this.

We're going to do one more video. There's Amy Klobuchar. It is my enemy. It's just funny to me that comedians, like when the politicians do their speeches now, because they're all televised, they all do the same speech over and over again, right? And they try to add some humor in it.

But she's basically has her one joke and they have a video of her telling the same speech over and over again, right? And they try to add some humor in it. But she basically has her one joke, and they have a video of her telling the same joke like 85 times. Tough. And it really is like open mic comedian sort of situation. But it's just super funny because you go, like someone, oh, yeah, tell people why this is your archenemy too. Oh, because she wants to ban AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's her main thing is getting rid of the AI. Okay, but this is a compilation, and she's basically doing the same joke. Is it a good joke? You telling me, Danny? It's not the best joke. He made fun of me for talking about climate change in the middle of a blizzard, and he called me Snow Woman. So I wrote back,

Hey, Donald Trump, the science is on my side, and I'd like to see how your hair would fare in a blizzard. So I wrote back, Hey, Donald Trump, the science is on my side, and I'd like to see how your hair would fare in a blizzard. So I wrote back, Hey, Donald Trump, the science is on my side.

And I'd like to see how your hair would fair in a blizzard. Real jerk store vibes. It's jerk store. Definitely jerk store vibes. My friend called me snow woman at my announcement in the middle of that.

So this is like her prime bit. Yeah, this is her main thing. On Twitter, I'd like to see how your hair would fare in a blizzard. She's adding some accents now. Hey, Donald Trump. So I wrote back. Hey, Donald Trump.

She's on CNN dropping it. I tweeted back. The science is on my side. And I'd like to see how your hair would fare. And I'd like to see how your hair would fare. I'd like to see it. She's going to be on Letterman next. She's sitting in the Letterman chair. Oh, dude, I'd love to be in the audience.

And you fucking, she starts saying that, and you just finish it for her. Finish it for her. And I'd like to see how your hair fares in that blizzard. She just goes. Anyways. That was pretty good stuff. That's great shit right there.

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