The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Celebrity Wives Are Out of Control & Actors are Braver than Soldiers

Episode Date: November 3, 2023

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Now everyone knows that women are likely to end up making less money than their male counterparts, but what people aren't taking into consideration is that in addition to wages, they also have biological differences that further increase that gap. You know, I've been saying this forever, that while men can just brew a cup of coffee or buy one for a buck, women have a constant craving that can only be satisfied by a caffeinated beverage that costs eight, nine, or even ten plus dollars. You know, some will call it stupid tax, but what's actually stupid is that men won't acknowledge we have the luxury to not have an internal voice

forcing you to drive seven minutes out of your way and then wait in a 10-minute lineup despite my objections to drop 16 greenbacks on a cup of joe and a slice of banana bread. And it's not just coffee choices

they're plagued with. The other day, me and Gail were having a quick dinner, decided to have an alcoholic beverage or two. I tell them, I'll grab whatever lager they got on tap. Luxury men have. And then I just have to watch as this woman's genetic

code takes over her body as she demands to look at the cocktail menu and continues to order multiple drinks starting at $14.99 with names I hope to never see again. That'll cost you. Naturally I give her a look of disgust, but really I'm disgusted at nature for cursing

them with the inability to drink a reasonably priced beverage. The unfair advantage is constantly rearing its head. I remember the first day Megan and I went grocery shopping. Walking through the aisles, I have my eyes peeled for red bargain tags. How else would you know what to buy? And I just have this terrible male guilt in the pit of my stomach as I watch her just throw various meats and cheeses into the cart, unable to discern which brands are on sale and which brands are being purchased at full price. Now just to be clear, is it possible that maybe she's pranking you? You know, that is what I thought at first. So

naturally, I started putting them back on the shelf and explained to her the concept of an on-sale item. And in addition to being very unreceptive to the idea, she then went on to buy one single box of a granola-based cereal, not only sandwiched between two different on-sale no-name options, but also marked with a buy one, get the second half off promotion. You know, I still have nightmares about the time that Gale bought $120 Wagyu strip loin and then cooked it well done. They also don't like drinking tap water.

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Yeah. Just fucking tuned up. All that. Now listen, here at the boys cast, you might have watched that there is a conflict going on in Israel and Palestine,

and we're not here to talk about that the whole episode. Actually, we're not going to talk about it that much. But there is something that to be said that people a lot oftentimes say, oh, these soldiers are brave. You know, you see people coming back from the military and they go, that's brave. Very brave.

Brave of him to go fight for your country. Yeah. The only times people say stuff's brave is when you come back from the army or if they catch you at a comedy show and they go, that's really brave. It's brave of you. Yes. To do comedy. And you go, at a comedy show and they go, that's really brave of you. And you go, no, you don't get it. It's actually brave of me to keep doing it. It's not brave to

do it. It's that I continue along this path. I would actually say the bravery would be quitting, but then we're going to be side to the point. The people that don't get credit is the real brave people. And again, I'm not saying soldiers aren't brave. i'm just saying it pales in comparison to the bravery of megan fox who ignored seg halloween rules defiantly

tags union in her costume post yeah now i don't know if you saw this but the union basically said listen actors she's got some cojones she She's spitting their face, dude. You got the fucking balls to stand up and sag like that? I don't think so. You don't have a cajone in your family. If you put your cajones together, you wouldn't have cajones like that. No, not a cajone in sight. Not a cajone in sight like that. I'm surprised Megan Fox.

You know what? I'll go one further, by the way. Just every Megan is brave. Megan Fox is brave. Megan Merkle is brave. I don't think I've ever met a Megan that isn't dripping in bravery. That's a good point.

It is a good point. There's a lot of brave Megans. I can't think of any more, but I'm guaranteeing there's more brave Megans out there. Megan's Law? Megan's Law? What's that? It's a girl who got abducted and they passed the law. Brave! Very brave. That's literally it. Brave. Seg comes out and they go, listen, actors. What's happening here is until this strike,

we're fighting the man right now, so no one wear any costumes. Nobody's going to Darth Vader, no Bill Cosby, none of it. Because we're not promoting that shit. They go, oh, I bet you those movie studios would love it. Yeah. If you went out there wearing Batman, promoting their Batman franchises. Oh, I'm sure Tarantino woke up and he goes, what are these Kill Bill residuals? What's going on? What happened in the last 48 hours that I'm getting all these crazy Kill Bill residuals? The answer is the defiant and brave Megan Fox. And you know what?

Some people do bravery like this. And they might do something along these lines where they, you know, let's say that you were going to be a soldier. Sure. But you don't really go out there on the front lines and fight. You're kind of just in your house saying, like, I support America. And you go, what does that mean? You go, oh, you technically support, but you haven't done anything. She tagged these people.

Oh, yeah. We're talking in their face. Oh, yeah. A little bit of the come get some. She says, come get some. She's got two birds right up to the SAG Actra. And by the way, she's on the side of SAG Actra. I should mention that.

She's on the side of SAG Actra, but. She's also on the side of I won't be told what to do. No one's going to tell Megan Fox what the fuck to do. So she wore a studio costume after specifically told not to and by the way uh there's other people that are equally as brave almost every actor didn't like this as well so there's a lot of tweets from every actor being like this might be overkill sure but they weren't as brave as her where they actually did it and tagged them thumbing thumbing them right you know she thumbed them thumb them yeah so i

just want to say a shout out to that seg's policy was likely more concerned with giving recent blockbusters like barbie and super mary so they're trying to downplay her accomplishment right now yeah they're sort of saying well the studios didn't actually care that i love that they're like they don't the ip of mario brothers they go we don't want you going as ma nobody can can go as Mario. No, Luigi. There's more to this than just the movie. No. No. You think someone goes like,

hey, what's that guy with the red hat and the mustache? What is that? And someone goes, that's Mario. And they go, and? And they go, there's a movie. You go, really? I have to watch this. Fuck me.

Fuck me. What have I been doing for the last year of my life? Never heard of this Mario. There's a Mario movie playing. Luckily, these Hollywood actors with their costumes, because they knew. They're trying to downplay it a little bit, being like, well, they didn't even care if you want to do all this.

Thank you for your service. Yeah, thank you for your service. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Stick in your mind service. Do you think when she walked into this like a-list hollywood party or whatever everybody just kind of i think so and then when the music turned off well i think they started clapping and they were kind of dumbfounded but then when they

pulled up their phone and saw that she actually tagged actor i think they dropped their phone and it dropped in slow motion and then i think what happened too is you kind of uh the phone was dropping in slow motion and then a guy's wife just slapped him. Ryan. Because she was sort of hyped up, being like, you'll never be half the man that all the Megans are combined. Not to be that guy, but in solidarity with Hollywood, we can't reference.

They invented the phone dropping in slow motion. Don't reference that, sir. I don't have their balls. Yeah, yeah. See, I accidentally have to do it, but if you told me beforehand, I don't want you mentioning phones. Yeah, you can't reference that. That's all. Phone drops drops that would have thing and that's by the way that's all the people that are brave there's more people you danny might be sitting here thinking like well sure there's one person more brave than the israel palestine militants but there's actually more than one

person brave the tinder swindler is the ultimate swindler so some people swindling he's still swindling that's crazy that he's still swindling this is probably one of the most bravest acts i've ever seen and the best thing i've ever seen according to testimonies from the soldiers the tinder con artist simon levive arrived today at one of the bases to give food to the soldiers kind of back in israel now he got the boot he got the boot back in Israel. And, you know, some people have said that he's back to his old ways. Some people say he's still swindling. He's like, my enemies are after me. What enemies? He goes, Hamas. Hamas.

You need to send me money. Your enemies are Hamas now? He goes, yes, I have a very powerful enemy. You don't understand. If I don't get, I need a full bank account. It's the only way to fight Hamas. This is the U.S. government. He's in Congress. He goes, my enemies are after me.

Yeah, they get him out there petitioning for more money. Yeah, he's like the new Tinder swindler. He's like, my enemies are after me. I need more money. You don't understand. We need so much money. My enemies are after me. Zelinsky's a little bit of a Tinder swindler himself.

There's definitely a couple of Tinder swindlers yeah so then he goes to the base right so you it starts out very brave but then he was told he was not able to take a picture with the soldiers due to a security issue and he took back the food and left go well you're not going to leave the bagels and falafel he goes no if I don't get a photo you don't get any bagels and falafel this is a fair deal i'm offering all i want is one measly photo with the you know with the people fighting my enemies so then he can take the photo and he can show it to his girlfriend and she's like i i can't give you the money and he goes look at this that's me on the front lines with the boys he just needs the photos and he can cut his head out and superimpose it on one of the soldiers how's he not getting called up by the way called up to as to fight well maybe he's not in the

reserve he probably spindled his way out of it i don't think you're allowed i don't think you'd just be like oh no army for me like i think if you're a certain age and you live in israel you're like you're on the list is that what it happens i believe so well anyways brett gallman's been brave oh brett gallman's so fucking brave So after you told me about it last week I went and did a deep dive You didn't Well maybe you did mention

I didn't get into every single thing So you mentioned it all I just didn't process the amount that he's singing So every day he posts a video and he's singing right? Because he's a theater fag Yeah Yeah So he goes

He goes from the His new one he goes He's saying from the river the sea, that means that you want to kill me. But he goes, from the river to the sea. To the sea. That means that you want to kill me. And he's got his Jewish girlfriend. His girlfriend sings with him, too. That means that you want to kill me.

From the river to the sea. That means that you want to kill me. He does something like that. And it was like, this is really crazy. Insane. And helping nothing. Like, this is not helping anything. Because you're like, this is not getting sympathy for Jewish people.

It's not getting sympathy for Israel. All it is is people go, wow, celebrities are totally out of touch. Breck Elman and Jews are just like pieces of shit. Like, no good is coming out of this but he's lived such an insulated life that he literally cannot uh he just can't understand it he goes like how could this be bad hey you explained it to me and i said well that sounds funny it can't possibly be as crazy as danny was explaining it as i started digging through these things i'm a fucking loser i go am i being pranked Danny did Danny started Brett Gelman channel

Face swap himself on there to mess with me. There is literally only one Explanation that makes any sense and that he is some sort of Hamas Manchurian candidate. We're like he's like on the Hamas payroll They're like look good We're gonna give you more money than Adult Swim could ever give you in three fucking centuries. Make us look good and Israel bad. He's a literal double agent. That's the only thing that can make sense here.

I don't know what's going on, but it is wacky, my friend. So brave there. Black Israelites bravely fought for their motherland. Finally showing up for the Jews. Thank you. Finally. You've been talking about this for a while. You say, where are these black Israelites?

No. We're in a battle right now. I mean, that's the thing. I was saying before this, it's the enemy of my enemy is my friend because they were hating the Jews. But then the moment the Palestinians are like, no, this is our land.

And the black heroes are like, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not your land. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. It is not your land. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. It's not your land. It's not their land either. It's our land.

And neither of you get it. They're in a both wrong situation. Yeah, but the problem is is that all these rallies, it's like, you know, a hundred to one Palestinian supporters to Israeli supporters. They don't have as much armor though.

No, but I think they see that and the Black Keeper Israelis and they go, okay, well, that's like, we're not worried about the fake Jews. We're going to go after the palestinians they're they're they're actually like so they're like these guys are gonna worry yeah right right right oh and if the palestinians get a hold of israel if that becomes palestine never get it back that's it that's the black hebrew israeli that's over for them they think they'll never they're black hebrew palestinians

or something doesn't even have a good ring to it They're black Hebrew Palestinians or something. It doesn't even have a good ring to it. Black Hebrew. Not even black Hebrew. It's like black Arabic Palestinians. They wouldn't like that. The sound doesn't have the same ring to it.

No. So brave people all around there. Okay, here is. I'll tell you what real bravery is. Me hanging on to Bitcoin until now it's actually cooking again. Yeah, we are That's bravery But

Woman shares One simple step To stop Bed rotting the day away And weekends after work Right Uh huh It's a very brave method

There's a lot of brave SSRIs Is it SSRIs It's Better than SSRIs So she goes She's figured out You know

Cause a lot of girls You know The weekend hits And you Gobble You just wanna fucking Gobble them on it It's better than SSRIs. So she goes, she's figured out, you know, because a lot of girls, you know, the weekend hits and you gobble it. You just want to fucking gobble them all. Just go gobble them all. Just go gobble them all. Just grab an entire apple pie. Just don't even grab a utensil, you know, maybe a plastic spoon.

Or maybe you grab your spork, your one spork. Just grab your spork. Just nestle into bed and just eat that whole thing like a fucking slob. You put on a clown costume and just fucking put a pie in your own face and then nestle into bed and just eat that whole thing like a fucking slob. You put on a clown costume and just fucking put a pie in your own face and then eat the entire pie and then eat the fucking pan too.

Absolutely. Yeah. I just eat an entire box of cereal and then I eat the box too. Just Goblin Mode. Goblin Mode. So that's what sometimes they're doing, right?

Yep. But she's saying, we don't need to do that. Well, there's some other things we could do. There's a way we can get out of Goblin Mode. So this is what she,

I'll tell you what her thing is. Why don't you just tell me which movie you want to see? A TikToker known. You really haven't watched a lot of Seinfeld. That's a pretty obscure reference. I told you I'm a Seinfeld quote guy now. Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see? Solid.

Solid line. Solid line. Her name is Life's Raven on the edge. She has the perfect solution. It couldn't be more simple. Raven says, just simply say out loud the things you want to be doing instead of rotting in your bed. Right?

But I'm just like, the idea was killing me of his fucking girls sitting in her one bedroom apartment lying in her bed being like i will take a shower you are going to brush your teeth today that's true bravery you will stand up and you will put on a bra, I don't care what anyone says, Samantha. You are going to do this. You're going to brush your hair. Yes, I can. Yeah, it's a little Stuart Smalley. You ever do that? Just kind of really amp myself up and be like, hey, you got to go do this.

Not for those mundane things. I will spank it again. Don't mind if I do. I don't care if it's raw and painful. I will spank it again. Don't mind if I do. I don't care if it's raw and painful. I will persevere. I will walk to the kitchen and make myself food. Just giving yourself the orders is so funny. But one thing is giving you're like in front of a mirror and you're begging yourself.

This is her just like laying in bed on her side. Be like you're taking a shower you're gonna do it just go come on you're gonna fucking get up you know you can one arm at a time get that fucking like there you go yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes stand up now stand up stand up yes yes yes yes yes yes yes walk to the bathroom you're only four steps away you are fucking doing it you're rocky you're fucking rocky that's like a if someone was trying to like rehabilitate themselves after like a bad car accident you know and they're like that's what she's doing that step you can do it and you're like training yourself to walk again no longer will i sit in my bed like a goblin i samantha Samantha Anderson, will wake up and have myself a cup of orange juice.

And then you just hear a banging on the wall. Shut the fuck up! Just get up and do something. She has roommates. Shut the fuck up. I will hang that picture that has been sitting in my living room for nine months.

Well, I guess the question is, did it work? She says the technique's been fucking cooking, man. She's been able to do everything she wanted to. She wrote this blog. Number one on the list. Write a blog. Write a blog post about my bullshit. Well, that's what she said. She basically was sitting

there in the bed one time and she was like, you will have a shower today. And then she gets up and has a shower and she goes, holy fuck. It worked. It worked. I just cracked life.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe she's good. Maybe we're laughing and she's in the next, like, she's like the 48th president in the United States

and then she's going to be like, it's because I was just bigging myself up. I think she was aiming, yeah, she's going to start aiming a little higher. It's so funny,

like, David Goggins is like, this is basically like, this is girl David Goggins. Girl David Goggins, goggins yeah this is i will run till my feet bleed and there's just like you know what i will get that tissue and stop using my bed cushion as a wiping mechanism yeah no negative talk either it's not like the Goggins Like you fucking bitch Like it's just as it goes You can just do this shower You can get there Another brave one

This is probably the most brave of all of them So there's a lot of bravery this year right Fitness influencer Sophie Gouidian I don't know how to say her name But she comes out of the closet And we all know coming out of the closet is pretty hard You've come out of the closet As a fat, as a Jew She's come out of the closet And we all know Coming out of the closet Is pretty hard Oh it's so difficult You've come out of the closet

Many times As a fat As a Jew Yeah lots of things She's come out of the closet As a stutterer This is the This is the final culmination

Of everyone needing a thing Yeah So First of all You don't really need to Come out of the closet Because like I can tell

She's She basically stood up And she made a big post And she was like My favorite one's always The people coming out of the closet As a fucking crazy I mean the best the saddest is that it's a written post obviously because like there's just some idea if i'm like you know hey everybody i stutter you may not okay everybody i have a confession to make you might not know this

about me but for years i've been suffering in silence you know we kind of do though it's cool and it is time that i've come in like a nightmare what up fucking around and what you got to show for it those lyrics are so funny let it be known that i'm in the zone let it be known that that in the zone is not a good rap lyric. In the zone. Let it be known that I'm in the zone is not a good rap lyric. And I'm through with it. I'm new with it.

Anyways, more of that kind of stuff. Yeah, what's some big 311? 311's fucking sick. I had one song I liked. I can't remember. You would probably like Amber. That seems up your alley to fucking like the one crappy slow song. That's really definitely 100 100 the one you like

that's danny fucking that's a danny jam yeah it would ring a bell i am coming out of the closet so she comes out of the closet yeah has stutter she says that she often speaks with a stutter when she gets nervous so she's not all the time once in blue moon when she that she often speaks with a stutter when she gets nervous. So she's not all the time once in Blue Moon when she's nervous she speaks with a stutter. She's just basically

like a guy on like asking a girl out. A little bit like that. For the first time. Like just to kind of like would you go to the dance with me? When there's a spooky situation.

Would you make me the happiest man in the school and go to dance with me yeah come here to the closet of stuttering's fucking next level dude um she said sometimes she wouldn't leave the house and she had an eye twitch that sometimes make her a target of cruel trolls so the eye twitch you'd also don't have to come out of the closet before because they'll see right

yeah but that's why every they always did the thing where girls would come out of the closet or when they did the bell let's talk day and girls would go you know what some people may not know this but it wasn't just girls it was some of our crazy comedian friends they go a lot of people may not know this about me but i have suffered from various mental illness bouts and everyone's like yeah you're crazy you're the fucking dude you wear your fucking shoes on the wrong feet. You're nuts. We know. Oh, do ya? Do ya? Some of you may not know this,

but there has been times in my life where my mental illness has not been shooting 100. And we go, we go, yeah, I fucking watched you flip out on a waiter because they brought you the fucking wrong glass of water. There's a comic in Toronto. I don't remember exactly who it is. I have it narrowed down to one of two people, but apparently he was at an open mic a while ago,

and then he was complaining that his feet were sore. Someone looked down, and his feet were on the... His shoes were on the wrong feet. I know who it is. He goes, are your shoes on the wrong feet? It's so funny that you walk in walk that's just the ultimate crazy guy how long you've been out of the house for a few hours

having the shoes on your wrong feet is so fucking nuts you know instantly something feels wrong and then it feels wrong twice because it feels wrong for both feet it's not like you put two lefts on and you go oh shit like you gotta be a real fucking nutcase and then yeah that's that's the type of person

that would be like you may not realize this you know and you go yeah i mean he just buzz cutted your hair out of nowhere britney style i would assume that you're a little crazy do you see the teen that is in trouble because he was sucker punching people? I did, yeah. So this guy is like, anyhow, he's doing a press tour kind of being, I'm sorry, it was a mistake or whatever.

It's crazy to be like, people didn't see that we shook hands at the end, didn't I? I mean, the guy would do it. He probably would shake your hand because he's like, what the fuck are you up to next? Yeah, but he's also like, you didn't see where I helped them up. And you go, oh, that's nice of you. Like, I mean, literally, you can kill someone like that. Like, that should be like attempted murder.

I've said it before that old, you know, I'm an old fashioned prank guy. But more importantly than that, it's just like everyone. If you're not a particularly funny person, you don't have to be. Well, then how are they supposed to get some clout? Well, this is the problem. I mean, listen. I don't know how it's solved, but the root of the problem is not bad people punching people, or the root of the problem is not psychopaths coming to the closet. A lot of the root of the problem is these people think they need to be famous, and they go,

they go, hey, what are you... It's like, oh, my God. It's like you're almost 18, and you haven't even tried to be famous yet. You go, well, what are you? It's like, oh, my God. It's like you're almost 18 and you haven't even tried to be famous yet. You go, well, what is your skills? You go, this is it. This is ridiculous. He goes, but I don't have anything. He goes, say that again.

He goes, but I don't have any skills. He goes, Samantha, that's the fucking skill. That's the thing. You're sitting on a fucking gold mine right now and you don't have any skills. He goes, Samantha, that's the fucking skill. That's the thing. You're sitting on a fucking gold mine right now, and you don't even know about it. You're going to be a star. You're going to be a star, kid. Wait a second. Like when they move the hair out of their face, they go, you're beautiful.

He goes, say that voice again. What voice? And you go, Jesus fucking Christ. We're on a fucking gold mine right now. Get me the head of Universal Records right now. Yeah, and then there's another guy. It's like him and his boys. He's like, I'm in, man.

I wish I was a famous prankster. And then they get into a scuffle at the bar, and some guy pushes him, and he punches him, and he goes, James, what was that? What was that? Yeah, did you make his head hit that pool table on purpose or is that planned do you dude is that like a thing you do or is that and he goes well i don't know i just have this i just have this anger inside of me that makes me want to just punch people who i've never met have you

ever have you ever tried filming that i'm he goes i don't know i mainly just i mainly just punch people in my own privacy my own home i don't know if i want just punch people in my own privacy in my own home. I don't know if I want to do it in front of everyone and put it all on camera. Like a singer, the American Idol person. He's just punching in the shower. Have you ever thought about punching people in public? He goes, I'm not that guy. Listen, if I want to get drunk at a bar and punch people, sometimes even at school, I

used to punch people. But on camera, I don't. He's all coy. I don't know. I mean, surely there's no money in that. They go, I got something to tell you. I got something to fucking show you right now. There is money to be made in punching strangers.

That's like his photo ops and stuff is people go meet the punching guy and then he punches you out. That's like the higher tier. It's like 40 for a photo, 80 to punch you out. You meet up with punchy guy and then he punches you out for like that's like the higher tier it's like 40 for a photo 80 to punch you out you meet over them the meat and greedy punches you out i brought my uh i brought my son he's a big fan of yours he would like nothing more than just for you to uh knock him unconscious we didn't grow up in this era but the like era where you gotta hey you gotta try to be famous like you're not you're not a scientist you played the knockout game because you wanted to do a hate crime not because you try to be famous. You're not a scientist. You gotta be a science influencer.

You played the knockout game because you wanted to do a hate crime, not because you wanted to be famous. You played the knockup game. Kids these days. Kids these days. So. Yeah, that's...

What could possibly be good coming out of this for him to be doing this press tour? Well, this doesn't really... Obviously, this is a criminal matter. I think he worked. He's famous now. He's literally knockout and he's on a press tour and they're like, yeah, the press tour is you. Everyone hates you. And you're like, I got

news for you. They hated me before. People who follow the knockout channel didn't think I was the fucking top guy. I was hated before. So I think he's getting exactly what he wanted is what's going on. Dana White's going to sign in for his new knockout league. Now, everybody knows that working out has many positives. You're sleeping better.

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in and of itself with lots of cool stuff special promo for the BoyzCast listeners is BoyzCast15 pop that in there for the discount cast listeners is boys cast 15 pop that in there for the discount dana white another brave guy partnering with bud light yeah that was brave bud light must have really opened up the pocketbooks for that one because you know their first thing was they're like hey uh we'd like to sponsor ufc and dana white's like come on the out here yeah like come on what are you talking about and they go we're like no come on. The fuck out of here. Yeah, like, come on. What are you talking about? And they go, we're like, no, no.

We know what's going on here. Like, we have, like, Modelo or whatever. He goes, no, you don't understand. We're not gay anymore. Do you think Bud Light, the head of Bud Light, No, this queer stuff's over, okay? I promise. No, Danny, he does the, I'm not gay no more!

I like women! Women, women, women, women, women. Has someone made that meme yet? If that's Bud Light talking to you, pitching himself to the USA. I'm not gay no more. I like Dana White. Listen, you're a gay brand, okay?

Just accept that you're a gay brand. He goes, I like women. Women, women, women, women, women, women. Dude, they must have given so much money. That must have cost. They must have dropped so much money That must have cost They must have Dropped the motherfucking bag Whatever it cost

Bud Light to sponsor UFC A year ago It must have cost Twice that They weren't messing around No So I think they came in And then he goes

Listen we're not gay no more And then he goes They're like We can get these homos Out of the office And then someone goes Stop stop stop How not gay we talking And then he goes, stop, stop, stop. How not gay are we talking?

And he goes, we're talking really fucking not gay, dude. Real straight bread. Real straight bread. One thing I thought was funny is Fox News did an article about it. They go, they're kind of like, are they ready for our apology? Is there a redemption arc for Bud Light? And then they said said there's two options either Bud Light

is really trying to turn over a new leaf and win back its customers or it's just trying to make pretend and make this all go away and you're just like yeah it's that one

obviously but like you go the idea of going to like a brand and treating them like a person you go

but do they mean it I mean they're yeah they were the biggest beer in America and they're trying to like what they're not quitting beer business they. And they're trying to, like, what? They're not quitting beer business.

They gotta figure something out. It's so funny to talk to them like it's your friend that stole from you. And you're just like, I don't know if he means it or not. You're like, yeah, they're companies. They're 100% in a boardroom being like, it's so crazy. It might just work. Like UFC. Yeah.

And I mean, what else are they going to do? Well, Sean Strickland's coming out being like, you know what? He goes, he was like, I'm just happy that Bud Light's finally agreed that like trans people, it's like they're a no go. And they're going, he's going hard on, they're sort of now they, they're, we'll see how it plays out. But Sean Strickland posted my video yesterday too. So hopefully comes on the podcast that'd be sick he's sick yeah yeah do you think he should after his next fight if he wins and bud lights like in the middle of the ring

he just goes and shits on the can i think i think he comes in and basically uh he he basically He basically What would be the least gay thing you could do? So like not listening to You speak What's the least gay thing you could do? I don't know Like how do they go really not gay? Having sex with a woman I guess Yeah having sex with a woman is kind of gay though sometimes

Maybe fuck all the ring girls If you do it on Saturday when you're supposed to be hanging out with the boys and you're hanging having sex with the woman can be a little gay at times yeah he should just shit on it getting married and then having sex on your wedding night can also be it's fucking homo business you might be a gay yeah so it could be that but i think yeah i think that they're gonna to go hardcore not gay. Yeah. All right. I think they'd come out to the Lonely Island Macklemore parody where it's like, not gay, not gay. Right, right.

I mean, if Bud Light manages to correct this ship and somehow manages to find themselves back on the top of the light beer heap, that would be pretty impressive. That would be a big impressive. Because you remember everybody was like, this is going to be a case study in business school for the next 50 years

kind of thing. If they also correct it, there'll be two case studies. That would be a funny case study because it's so political and if you're just a normal chick in marketing and they're just like,

how to shed the hate that you're getting for your being too gay and why they did it right. Like if it works. They have to course correct it from getting too gay. Yeah, exactly. That's hilarious.

But the bravery is not over. It's almost over. I have a few more bravery things. Iceland's first full day women's strike in 48 years aims to close the pay gap. So every single woman's going on strike. Including the president. That's the best part.

Of Iceland. Tens of thousands of women and non-binary people across the, they're non-binary people getting in on it, are they? Yeah. Including the prime minister are expected to stop work.

So this is the funniest image ever of everyone being like, this thing's out of control. We're all striking. And then they all kind of like run out. All the women are striking. And the president being like, me too. That's the equivalent of like the police chief taking the day off to riot.

But also like you're the prime minister. Would you be making more money if you were a man prime minister? Did they have a higher rate? And they go, oh, you know, you're the first female prime minister, so of course we're going to pay you less money. Because, you know, we have a different rate if you were a man or a woman. Like, she makes the same. This is crazy. Also, it's like, you really just have a full day to just do nothing, huh?

I mean, it is Iceland. I don't know how many people live in Iceland. Some might call that a day off. I mean, obviously this point has been made, know how many people live in Iceland. Some might call that a day off. I mean, obviously, this point has been made, but probably not helping your whole wage gap situation. You guys taking the days off. You go, well, that's one 365th less money that you're probably going to make that day

unless you have a salaried job. Oh, yeah. I don't think anybody who's earning like a daily rate kind of thing will be doing that. Well, she has a salaried position. Yeah, exactly. It'll be all people who are, she has a salaried position. That's all. Yeah, exactly. It'll be all people who are just working for the government or whatnot.

I'm loving that, though. You know what the thing is? You know what? I'm going to talk about that in one second. Okay. Also, I will say that Tyson Fury fight was super. Pretty good. Yeah, pretty good.

Considering how bad most of these fights were. And it reminded me how crappy the fucking Paul brothers fights are. Because we got conned into watching them. And that was so boring. And then watching a real fight is so much better. They've all been so brutal. There's one brave men thing, too, that men have done brave. Business guru blasted for pulling kids from school because teacher was 200 pounds.

So he walked into the school and he goes who the fuck is this you got this you got this butter he went for a pta meeting like that crazy i mean i actually to a degree like the case he makes where you go like case doesn't make that it's not that crazy it's not that crazy he goes like yeah this is the person who like my kid spends probably more time with than me or like as much time with me so he's like i just want them to be this person to kind of like just uh pass on good uh that was his point traits kind of thing you go but he's under fire for admitting he pulled his children out of school after learning the teacher was 200 pounds overweight that is true it is hard to learn from someone again this is i think high school but you go

it is hard to learn from someone when uh's very, if someone's 200 pounds overweight, right? That's a big boy, right? So we're sitting here at like 350, 400. Although it is, I believe, a woman. That's the thing. I think it was a woman teacher. We've got a 400 pound woman.

Yeah. So she's teaching your kids habits. And this guy says, nah, dog. I mean, she's probably not a private school teacher, though. If you want the top notch teachers, I guess you just don't go to public school. I mean, there might be a private school. I don't think that precludes you from being a fourth-grade English teacher. Well, the funny part is he got in her face.

I looked at her and he said, No, you're low energy. You're depressed. You're spending more time with my kid than I am. And I'm concerned about the amount of influence you're exerting. Because what you're teaching is not what's in the book. It's how you're living your life. And you're not an inspirational human being.

She's a teacher. I don't know who you're expecting. That's what I'm saying. I don't tell, like, I understand where he's coming from. I don't tell, like, yeah, I don't know if he needs, I'm trying to think of any teacher. How many companies have you started? Yeah, in middle school,

like how many teachers of mine inspired me one way or another? I'm going to go with zero. Yeah. I don't remember ever being inspired by a teacher. No, I can't really think of one either. No, not like, I had ones I liked more than others.

Inspired to skip class. Yeah, I mean, I go, I guess it's cool that you guys have the summer off. You're like, I could be a teacher. Yeah, I go, that's cool, but I don't know about inspiration. Is farting a class that could be taught?

Shout out to Matthew Perry, we should probably say, by the way. Yeah, Canadian legend. I didn't know he was Canadian. He's from Ottawa. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah.

I actually didn't know that. They left that out of the articles I read. Dude, so he has photos of him at an auto. Do you think that was on purpose? That what? They left that out of the articles? I mean, he's kind of, it's not an important part of him, but yeah. Give a shout out to some Chandler jokes.

Don't you know that he went to school with Justin Trudeau and used to bully- I remember that story. And used to bully Justin Trudeau. He said he bullied him. Yeah. Well, he's obviously- That's cool.

That was in Canada. Okay. Yeah. He said he beat him up or something. Yeah. Did Trudeau ever respond to that? Trudeau, when he died, tweeted something about how he's like

his buddy or something, Matthew Perry, how they went to school together. I don't know. And then he was like, you're not my buddy. Matthew Perry came back from the dead to be like, you're not my buddy, guy. The fifth dentist caved. Now they're all recommending Trident. That was a good joke. I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner.

I rarely practice meals before I eat. Sure. King of sarcasm. You have to stop the Q-tips when there's resistance. So those are three of them. Kevin Brennan really is. I'm not the biggest Friends fan, but I did like when he was getting suited up for the pants,

and then Ross says that he keeps getting uh basically molested he's he's touching his junk and he goes everyone touches they always touch your junk and he goes yeah no that's normal in jail i think it might have been ross i can't remember but that was a good friend's joke yeah definitely that's the thing seinfeld even though i haven't watched seinfeld a long time can still remember tons of lines i don't think really everyone the captain goes can he be any like that was chandler's one what is it he goes like I don't think really. Everyone in the captain goes, can he be any? Like that was Chandler's one. What is it?

He goes, I don't know. He'd be like, can you be any more? Like whatever. Oh, yeah. And then that was every tweet. He was basically like the Olsen twins. Could he be any more dead? Yeah, that's true.

He invented sarcasm, I guess, in the sitcom era. He was the king of it. And then, so I've got a little story about him. That's one of the reasons too. So I know a chick that went on a date with him and she met him on Raya, right?

Oh, right. And the weird part about this is, so he was sober. So they go for dinner and his handlers who were like his, making sure he's still sober people, they come on the dinner.

So basically just went to the restaurant he's got these two like keeping him sober guys they sit at like the table before like their secret service yeah make sure he doesn't drink yeah that's such a bummer that he died because he could have just been boozing this whole time well right because why not like actually think about it and i go that sucks yeah i missed out on that yeah you go you had like yes it was self-destructive but that's only if you lived a long life uh-huh you kind of missed out on all this fun well somebody just been doing fucking coke and well some people are speculating that he was doing some stuff but i don't know if people

some people say i mean obviously it puts uh a toll on the heart probably living that hard puts a toll on the heart but also like that hard puts a toll on the heart, but also like super healthy people just, your heart gives out. Yeah. And then you're right, Kevin Brennan made a joke about it and he's been getting written

every like 500 articles about it. Literally every, every day. He keeps saying SNL alumni. It's interesting, they always try to like, so basically he made a joke about it and he said like,

I think he said like, he just said, ha ha ha ha ha, Matthew Perry died. Yeah, something like that. But then they wrote a thousand articles being like, ex-SNL alumni because they've got to like tie it to some institution. Yeah, Matthew Perry died. Yeah, something like that. But then they wrote a thousand articles being like,

ex-SNL alumni because they've got to like tie it to some institution. Yeah, to something big as much. Yeah, to like, more gravity. It's like he wrote for there a couple of seasons,

like, two seasons, 20 years ago or 30 years ago or whatever. But they have to try to tie it to, and then they were trying to tie it to Sarah Silverman because he dated her 20 years ago

and it was just like, because he took her virginity. It's kind of like a Weasley move that they do. You know what I mean? Oh, Ryan's learning that the fucking mainstream media

is a bunch of weasels well I mean they have to because if they go Kevin Brennan people are like who? no offense Kevin

I love you but you know but they have to be like SNL and people go oh how dare someone of my beloved

Saturday Night Live would besmirch Matthew Perry. Yeah, because I guess they're trying to goat SNL into commenting on it. Yeah, exactly. And then Lorne Michaels was like, I don't know. I was going to try and do a Lorne Michaels impression. They're trying to Ari Shafir him is what they're trying to do.

They're trying to turn this into a real deal. The problem, though, is he maybe likes it. I don't think that Chandler's got the same fucking fans. No, they're not. No Chandler fans are showing up with guns outside of Kevin Brennan's house. But he loves it. He loves it more than Ari did. Yeah, he likes it.

He retweets every article. Okay, so the celebrity's wives have been out of control. Jada Pinkett Smithith has been you know probably top notch of the she's the top of the top and then jennifer lopez and ben affleck are like really out there yeah in the news everything i saw ben affleck doing an interview where he was kind of like on its face it sort of makes sense where he goes i hate that i'm in the news so much i wish they would just leave me alone he goes i just want to do my job and be an actor and live my life and it was like okay it's part of your job yeah but like first of all you don't date like one of the most famous people in the world yeah so it's like you say that but none

of your actions really uh sure the people there are lots of actors they you don't hear much from them you don't see much from that's a don't see much from them. That's 100% a choice. Yeah. There are actors that are very famous, and you go, I see them in movies and at award shows. What's John C. Reilly's life like? You don't really know, do you? No. So you kind of do get to choose. Correct.

So it's a little bit... He goes on talk shows and says his opinion and all that sort of stuff. It's like, you're out there. Yeah, for sure. So you're kind of lying. And you probably choose to live in LA, and you go out to certain things you know like you can definitely stay under the radar he's in the mix yeah it's my choice this man's doing you go to you go to like oh i happen to be at the restaurant that like all the paparazzi hang out front of because that's the restaurant

celebrities go to and you go come on guys can i not just have one meal yeah peace you go okay can i can i live my life yeah i'm like shut up and you go and you go you're at the paparazzi's nest you know what you're doing man so there's that but Jennifer Lopez it came out like basically she's been going on

she's been saying this different places and then X has sort of said this too but she has nine rules that she makes her husband and boyfriends follow so I got a couple of the rules you tell me if you'd be okay with these rules sort of said this too, but she has nine rules that she makes her husband and boyfriends follow. So I got a couple of the rules. You tell me if you'd be okay with these rules. Red flag. Rules are red flag.

Nine written rules. One rule is a red flag. Yeah. One rule you go like, depending on the rule, you go like, okay. No, no rules. Dude, I don't know if you know how I live my life. Yeah. I've seen your shirt. I go, no fear.

Yeah. No fat chicks. No rules. I have that tattooed on my back and I drive my Harley down the freeway and on my leather jacket, I've cut out a bit of the leather jacket so you can see no fear, no fat chicks,

no rules, no speed limits. No days off. That's a fourth rule, technically. I have five, actually. I've added two more, which is no speed limits and no days off. Okay. That's fine. Five rules.

And then my sixth rule is keep them cold. Rule seven is see rules one through six. No Bud Light? Getting into Lopez territory here. That's what I say. That's what I first do when I first start dating someone. I go,

we should do a little ground rules here. If you have anything that you want to air out and you're going, I'd like a few tell you how I feel right now. So before we take this union any further,

you should know rule one, no rules. Rule number two, keep them cool. Keep them cool. They're in this order, by the way. Rule number three,

no speed limits. This is the kind of conversations that I have. Her rule, no female flight attendants. That's the first rule. Apparently, there's some hanky-panky with an ex when he's on a private jet. Mark Anthony smashed one of the flight attendants. That's the first rule. Apparently, there's some hanky-panky with an ex when he was on a private jet. Mark Anthony smashed one of the flight attendants.

Yeah, yeah. So she goes... The worst is when you gotta pay for the sins of the last guy. Well, that's like... Paying for the sins of the last guy is some bullshit. That is some bullshit. Well, that's my first rule, is I don't pay for the sins of the last guy.

That is a good first rule. I ain't paying for no sins of another man that's not me. Do I look like a porter? Because I ain't paying for no sins of another man that's not me. Do I look like a porter? Because I ain't carrying this fucking baggage, okay? There's two things you should know about me. Rule one, do I look like a porter? It's more of a question than a rule. Do I?

I should have told you. That's my eighth rule. No carry, only carry on. No, your baggage check your baggage check your baggage at the fucking door because this is a carry-on only and we don't want to be bringing much on this plane yeah and there's going to be female flight attendants do you refer to yourself as ryan air interesting yeah just because that's taken. That's one of my rules that I don't. That's one of my rules that I'll never do that.

Rule number seven. Don't be calling me Ryanair, okay? I think we're like in the teens. I got all the few rules. Yeah, yeah. No gay shit. So apparently Ben Affleck, which is funnier because Ben Affleck's so grumpy as is that he's got to go on the flight

and then he's got to go up to the girls and be like, listen, ladies, you got to hit the bricks. I got to bring on these two homos. He goes, great. I mean, I guess she provides

her own steward. That's what she says. She goes, she brings her own male flight attendant who's not a flight attendant, but a personal assistant. Which I assume

if it's a private plane, I guess you don't need a trained flight attendant. Do the speech. Yeah, you go. The doors are, yeah, they love their speeches, man. Those flight attendants, you ever have a sassy one that thinks they're killing? Ah, the worst. The routine. I think a lot of them have just replaced them with a video, though.

James Kennedy had a funny Funny routine A funny bit That he used to say About the routine And he used to say The worst part Is when you see this Lady come up here

And just bomb For 20 minutes With her crappy Airline jokes And then after bombing For 20 minutes You see her do it again In French

Yeah That's funny Yeah so she goes That's her first rule Number three and i just picked a couple of good ones she demands access to a rod's phone at all time that's when she was with you i mean a rod's probably got 90 phones he's like oh no you got access to my one phone that i only use for calling takeout yeah i don't know and he even said he didn't do anything that was there was no like he says he's innocent. Yeah.

He's like, I never even... I think there was just, like, apparently some chick... He said the girl is not my lover. Not even. It was like some chick was, like, A-Rod DM'd me or something. But she's like, I never met him or anything. But the problem is, I guess he DM'd her. And then she's like, oh, gotta go to TMZ.

A-Rod DM'd me. Oh, okay. Yeah. And then I guess... And then so J-Lo's like, new rule. New rule. She's gonna be like, and then I guess, so J-Lo's like, new rule! New rule! It's soon going to be like, you don't even get to have a phone.

Whoever the guy is after, uh, what's his face, whoever, Ben Affleck will be like, no phones! I can see Ben Affleck going on the snake phone, but I can also see A-Rod having 90 different phones. I can see A-Rod, when she's gone, he basically, he hits a button, and then like a whole reception system comes down with

screens and he just got girls numbers he's flying the man's a notoriously weird guy a rod had a giant there's like a really famous story but when he was like at the top like because he was the first guy to sign the the two words the most lonely 250 million dollar contract in baseball or whatever and uh he had apparently in his penthouse was like you come in and it was like a giant mural of him as a centaur. It wasn't a pent up house because that man

was laying pipe. Oh, he was. But it was a giant Having a giant minotaur thing is hilarious. Yeah, centaur. If you're being funny it's kind of funny.

What's the horse one? Centaur? I don't know. Centaur? Yeah, yeah. Minotaur? Centaur, yeah, yeah. Minotaur is like

I think with the So that's number three is A-Rod's got to have her phone at all times. Number four, no more than three drinks per night. That's a crazy rule. During Lopez's relationship with Rodriguez, the singer insisted a three-limit drink for A-Rod when he was out of town. So he goes... Oh, when he's not around.

Yeah, I'm sure that rule gets followed a lot. If a girl tried to give me a three-drink limit, man. Dude, she probably gives him one of those things where it's like a breathalyzer on his keychain. She goes, take the breathalyzer. Yeah, and it's going to report back to me. Send me, I want the deets. Three-drink limit is a little wild, J-Lo. But then you kind of get around there. You didn't say you just get the giant boot of vodka.

You didn't say what drink. Yeah, well, you said your first rule is that you said I can only have three drinks a night, but I don't know if you heard my keep them cold rule. Yeah, keep them cold rule. You know what? You keep a six. I'm keeping a case cold. I hope you know that.

You only drink yards. So that's a crazy rule for three per night. It's like, yeah. I mean, if you know anything about Jennifer Lopez's rules and you said, is she a nightmare to be with? I would have been like, yeah, for sure. Well, that's what I'm saying. The celebrity's wives are like real out of control and starts giving normal chicks ideas.

Well, I guess the thing is, she is J-Lo. She's not just some celebrity's wife. Well, if you want to keep it to yourself. Is she more famous than Ben Affleck? Yes. Yeah. So, if anything, he's the wife. Similar, though. Yeah. He's if anything, he's the wife. Similar, though.

Yeah. He was Batman. They're both big deals. J-Lo's partner must get along with Mark Anthony, so how about that? The baggage is, and you are now friends. Not only are you fucking checking baggage, you are getting a job at the airport being the baggage handler. Yeah.

And you and the baggage got to be going to the park together, and you and the baggage are going to go to a rod's game yeah like she literally makes you like do stuff it's not even like hey like we're in a group chat together just be nice setting you up on a play date with fucking mark anthony mark anthony's like wrote a script and you have to like let him pitch it to you and work on it he wrote goodwill hunting i thought he was no matt damon wrote goodwill hunting mark has a script for you. Anthony and Lopez were married in 2004, so she's on very close. And some say they continue to be best of friends. Oh.

Best of friends. I think they have kids together. Best of friends. That's weird. If you want to be on good terms is what you want to hear. Yeah. You go, we're on good terms not best of friends yeah but i guess yeah i don't i don't know it is weird for j-lo can get away with it maybe the kids thing is when you have like the separate families maybe you're like i'd like to do vacations with it kind of

everybody so well here's their last one lopez's partners aren't allowed to over tip their servers that's and there was an incident she was at casino. Affleck won a bunch of money, did a $10,000 tip, and Lopez showed up and said, aw, hell nah, and took it away. You can't take a tip back. She did and could.

That's crazy. If I was a server, I'd be like, no. Yeah, really. I'd be like, fuck that. Yeah, I'd be like, I'm gonna give me it back to you. Although she probably comes in hot,

takes off those big hoop earrings. How about no, Jen? How about no? Kind of crazy. Yeah, she took off the hoop earrings and be like no, Jen? How about no? Kind of crazy, yeah. She took off the hoop earrings and be like, you can fight me for it, bitch. Mental case.

And then this NBA guy has a famous wife. All these NBA guys, they date like porn stars and stuff like that and then it's always kind of like a nightmare. Former first overall draft pick,

I believe, in the 1995 NBA draft. This guy made like 60 mil in his career, right? Yeah, but he was a fuck up. He was what? He blew it. He lost it all. How did he lost it all?

Just, it was, like the NBA used to not have, like now the NBA they bring in, like if you're a rookie your first week of orientation to the NBA, there's like a financial planner. They literally bring in this guy, like or a guy like him to be like, hey, I made 60 million dollars. You guys don't gotta make the same mistakes

that I did. Literally, no, they do that now. They bring in, but they never had that before. He's like, I, hey, I made $60 million. You guys don't gotta make the same mistakes that I did. No, they do that now. They bring in, but they never had that before. He's like, I didn't know I had to pay taxes. Oh my God. Yeah, so you're like, he's like, I didn't even know. I thought I made $4 million a year and I had $4 million to spend.

And they're like, no. You don't get all that money. And he just didn't know. So anyways, he was famously just like, just lost it all. Okay, but he still has a mansion and all this stuff. He's not't know. So anyways, he was famously just like, he lost it all. Okay. But he still has a mansion and all this stuff. He's not like four. Apparently, she's saying, apparently he filed for bankruptcy.

Yeah, he has a nice house or whatever. But I guess what she's saying, I watched something with her today before this, and she's like, yeah, we're almost like getting kicked out of our place all the time. And he doesn't have that much money coming in. So I had to just like go ahead and like, he wouldn't listen to me. The funny thing, you'll love this. She's like, I'm an entrepreneur. I start businesses. One of the businesses i started is a moving company

so if you want to know about fucking women run moving companies this porn star has a moving company she goes she goes okay we're gonna move that and she just this is how she picks up stuff she goes suctions it to her lips and then fucking I got the video I'll play it so basically this guy he's got this porn star girlfriend now she stopped doing porn

and then he basically finds his wife starts on OnlyFans and then he finds out from everyone being like yo your chick's like showing some fucking muff on my she says he found out from some chick who's trying to snake the relationship so she's like there's some chick who's trying to like basically get take my spot so ratted me out i'm surprised you didn't find out but i'm like also

how did he not know that she had an old she's like the links in my instagram well she's also trying to promote it because she's doing this video of course imagine he comes in she he gets mad at her and she's filming him and stuff like that So this guy's going through it Yeah the question The nightmare I mean this is I mean there's a term for it There's a very small percentage

Trying to make a We're all getting played A housewife Yeah Yeah there's a percentage of that But I don't know I don't think so The guy

The guy doesn't seem like He wants this happening No I think that this guy Is not happy about this So I'm gonna play a little bit of it To show what this guy Is going through right now listen it's not fucked up and we're going he's in the

room okay look so i have an only fans page and he's mad because he's just now finding out about it of course i'm mad i'm just i'm not doing it with anybody but myself So why should I have to tell you My choice, my body My body, my fucking choice Hitting him with the my body, my choice So this girl's on all this stuff You know what I mean? Once you start getting hit with like That activist language when you're in a fight

He's like, what does that even mean? He's probably like, what does that mean? What the fuck are you talking about? My body, my choice Because I'm not going to be with the OnlyFans Well, you can say that about anything She wasn't porn though So it's not like the crazy

Okay, I banged a girl My my body my choice what are you talking about yeah that's insane i just banged a bunch of strippers my body my choice once you start getting hit with the activist language you start saying you start getting that combo of porn star selling their body uh doing stuff you don't want to like uh and then sort of fusing that with feminism to just make this despicable combination just this concoction of uh dread yeah that being around would be a nightmare too you don't want that no no it's megatron i've been talking to you about mad things i've been asking for solutions to shit you're not giving giving me none, so I created one. That's no solution.

Not in my book. You knew who the fuck I was when you met me. Before. Hitting them with that. I mean, the question is, when she says solution, you're like, okay, how much solutions are we talking about here? Like, are we talking 100 grand a month? Are we talking like 2,000 a month? Definitely what kind of solutions are we talking about?

It's definitely on the table. But when girls start hitting you with the, uh, you know, like you could never hit someone with, you know, you go, I just disappeared for a year. And she goes, what the fuck? You, you haven't even talked to me. Like we're supposed to be married and you just went on a trip. You're not answering your phone. You go, you know, you knew before we ever met that I told you I'm a wild guy.

I had that dog in me. And you knew that about me. You can't go back and be like, you knew that I'm a wild dude. I'm a wild man. Did you not? Look at me in the eyes. Did you or did you not know my level of wild note? I feel bad for him, man.

This guy's getting fucking the business. One last little part before yeah before and I thought that I would never have to go again that's enough yeah

so this guy's going through it right now sorry Joe I apologize yes I apologize on behalf of their gender

but that is a nightmare to be living in where the girl's like okay we'll get married and then i'll stop being like a porn star and then anytime you slightly do anything wrong it's like maybe i'll just go start rocking to a party like you know i mean living under that uh basically uh you're living under it's like extortion you're living under occupation i don't know what kind of

occupation it is but occupational occupation uh sex worker that's the you're living under occupation. I don't know what kind of occupation it is, but occupational occupation. Sex worker. You're living under sex worker occupation, but you're basically, yes, anytime you're doing anything wrong, it's like, I'm going to be a little late for dinner. It's like, well, maybe I'll just fucking put my tits on. Let me just fire up the OnlyFans

account. It's dormant. Oh, okay. You don't want to go see my mom tonight? Well, I guess I'll fucking put my titties on. Save your money, okay. You don't want to go see my mom tonight? Well, I guess I'll fuck up my titties online. Save your money, people. What do you say? Save your money on

what? For Joe Smith. Oh, save your money. What? I'm saying if he didn't blow all his fucking money, he wouldn't be in this

predicament. Correct. But that is when you start looking for ones that are gold digging, that gold starts drying up. You know, you ever

seen a miner? You ever seen an old video of a miner digging for gold? Yeah. You ever see a miner digging for gold, but they're not finding any gold? Let me ask you a question. Is that a happy camper? Is that a not happy camper? No. So you start, you put these people out to,

they're out in the mines. They got their little gold pan in the river. They start saying, they go, we got one. We got a sucker right now. This is filled to the brim with gold. Five, six years starting to pass. I think we might have got it all. Seven, eight, nine years starting to pass.

She's out there in the cave. Titties are fucking. I might have some fucking gold in myself. Some fucking black gold. Yeah. Yeah. Poor Joe. some fucking black gold yeah yeah poor joe you ever see that meme where um they uh they say that you know the the poor person's wife doesn't work and then the medium person's wife works uh rich

person's wife uh doesn't work and then really rich person's wife has a business that loses 10 grand a year i was thinking that jeff they're just making me laugh the idea of jeff bezos's wife she had a business that lost 40 billion in a year she gave me she goes i got this brilliant business she goes okay so listen to this we just give the money away right they go okay then what you go that's the whole that's the whole business that's the whole business model it's a thing of uh what is it it's like an abundance It's an abundance mindset It's abundance mindset We put money out And then money will come back Right

How It's the universe Do you not know About the fucking universe You don't know About the universe Jeff So on the topic Of OnlyFans

There's a couple Wild ones this week So this bar owner Was left devastated After bold OnlyFans move Fails to save the business Bold I should have put this In the bravery pack Bold So this bar owner was left devastated after bold OnlyFans move fails to save the business. I should have put this in the bravery pack.

Bold. Because that has bars going under it. What can we do? I have an idea. How about I suck a thousand dicks for money and see if that'll save the bar? It's like a really crappy like. Her husband's like, okay, I don't like that one. It's kind of like a legitimate way. You know what? Bar related. Let's okay i don't like that one it's kind of like legitimate way you know what bar related let's just put a pin in that one she goes listen to this okay

table that idea for us we're not selling enough lager how about i put a hole in the wall and then suck all the dicks that come through for money no i i like that you're coming up with ideas this is a creative session so i don't want to down it. But she goes, it's technically a bar solution because the hole will be at the bar. Okay, definitely. And I'm open to those kind of ideas, so I do not want to discourage you. And he's like, yeah, maybe, what if we try and cut costs first?

Maybe the issue is our costs, our overheads. Cost, cost, cost, cost. What if I cut off my shirt? No. Thinking more business decisions. She's just picking up the tools looking at the wall what if i could knife out a hole in this we're back to the glory hole and that's kind of the same as your other idea all right but it's funny though it's just the idea of like it's just i've got it um i guess she can't call herself a bar owner, though. Once they close the bar, she can't be like, oh, I'm a bar owner who just does OnlyFans

on the side. The bar closes. You're OnlyFans person that used to have a bar. Yeah. It's really just a front. I think you go with retired bar owner. Yeah. Not just OnlyFans.

A bit of a reverse Cheers guy, Ted Danson. You quit the bar for your true passion. Well, the funny part is uh just the idea of like having the epiphany that uh this is the move but like but more importantly if it works if you're making a hundred grand a year and your bar is losing ten thousand dollars a month you'd just be like here's a fucking crazy idea just close the bar down of course obviously well but some people don't want to do that some people want to give up on the dream of the bar well what would you okay i'll tell you what if this podcast if we are sitting here and we're going listen we got too many expenses this

fucking studio's costing us even though it's brimming hot and they fucking won't shut up they won't shut up they're they're literally drilling on every wall i think they're putting glory holes in this thing costing us a fucking arm and a leg. We got all these expenses. And then we go, I don't think we're making the money to keep this operation going. And then you go, unless. I have one crazy idea. No, you're working in a catcher's mitt and you go, see this? You go, what is it?

You go, a ball. See where I'm getting at right now? Anything? Anything? You go, ball, ball, ball, ball. People will pay to see my balls. No? What are we talking here?

So I thought that was kind of funny. The dude definitely having the idea would not work. And by the way, I'm just going to say a quick thing. That I'm not trying to... I don't want to trash your ability to be an entrepreneur And try to start a bar because it is a very hard business And on top of that Especially in New York

They fuck with you so much I don't think that I'm sure that we have an audience of people that are Somewhat on board with the fact that the government's out to get you But like Dude, I know people that start at bars Because we know especially a lot of comedy club owners

and a lot of normal bar owners. The things they do. So these people are paying like 20 grand a month in rent, right? Restaurants. And then they'll be just like, we got to get your liquor license

and then they'll just be like, oh yeah, we'll get to it when we get to it. It'll be like four months where they just won't have their liquor license. It costs them like 100 grand.

Dude, I just did a show in New Jersey on the weekend and it's at this theater and the guy like a year and a bit ago, they don't have, it's in this dry town that's no longer dry and so he's like, they changed it, but they had

Gavin McInnes and Kumia come there to do just a comedy night at this like little theater thing and then they got protested and cancelled and the town's like politicians, he's like, hate me. So now over this thing, so then now he's like, literally we apply for this liquor license and every month they just forget to add it to the docket.

That's corrupt as shit. Or there'll be some clerical error and he's like, every month. He's like, so they keep having some excuse. And it's purposely, they're just doing's like, so they keep having some excuse. And it's purposely. They're just sort of fucking fucking. And every month, you're bleeding 25K. Huge sums of money, and they're just like, oh, sorry.

It just didn't get to the right stamp person or whatever. But we'll get it next month. Sorry about that. People should be in jail. And then the next month, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's fucking corruption at its highest card. Oh, Ryan Long, not a big fan of the red tape.

Well, especially in an industry where 30% of them fucking make it. Yeah. Oh, it's already hard enough as is. You know that near your house? Punishing the fucking mom and pop guy starting a bar. Near where we live. Like that Panda Express. It literally took them two and a half years to open that thing.

It just said it's opening soon for like over two years. That's true. Yeah, remember? Like, didn't you ever find that weird? You go, what is going on here? Yeah, it is weird. It's like a fucking fast food Chinese joint why can't this open because they're it's red tape you hit the nail on the head and i'll tell you what i was saying that airbnb dropped the fucking bag and i don't like him anymore yeah you know what's crazier i told you this but i uber did the same thing right But did I mention this to you already? I don't think I said on the podcast,

but I've started and I never do this. I've been penalizing Uber drivers with tips that speak in a different language the entire time. I can't. Someone, can you just please clip that and then just remove entire time? time so the reason why i pay for an uber yeah is because i want to do work in the car right yeah so it's like 30 grand 30 30 40 bucks or something like that right but i'm like okay i can do stuff in that cab ride right absolutely and then talk, some of these guys are full volume

for the entire time, and then to combat it, sometimes what I'll do is I'll play a video full volume, so we just battle it out. And they just give me a dirty look. And I never, I still don't give them a low rating

because I don't want to like really mess their stuff up. Yeah. I feel like that's rude. Uh-huh. But I do. You're not obligated to give them a tip but i it is weird though because the only way you can tell them it's because of that is because you

have a low rating because if you give them a low rating there's an option to say that they were talking on the phone the whole time because they're not really supposed to no it's like once in a while but it's like i just don't even why do you want to talk to your wife for the entire day anyway they're probably just like dude i'm not talking my wife. I'm talking to one of the boys. Back in Kabul. Yeah. I mean, you're... I feel bad for doing it.

I wish I didn't have to. I mean, the problem is that... I hate that activity. ...is that poor's, unfortunately, do not, because rich people don't have this problem because they're in their limo and they just have the button that just goes... And you just put up the divider but regular cars don't have the divider. I know.

I guess the answer is people are probably saying well pay for the more expensive one if you want a quiet ride. But even does that like there's no you know Uber Black it's still no divider.

I think the Uber Black guys have a bit more level of like no they don't do it. Yeah there's more like professionalism a little more professionalism versus this dude who's just like yeah I'm just heading uptown

giving you a ride. But they're not, though. They are professional drivers. They just don't have these cars. I just feel like if someone, their business model would be better. Your two options right now are the guy talking on the phone the whole time or a cab driver getting in a literal fist fight on your ride. Yeah. Every time

I take a cab, the guy almost gets in a yelling match halfway through the ride. Happened to me the last two times i took a cab the guys are at the light he's like you fucking piece of shit you don't know tell me what you're gonna get fucking rear-ended and then he goes he goes can you believe these guys and i'm like i mean you're also yelling at the top of your i was in a cab a few months ago where legitimately like some car the car hit him it was just like it was like one of those things where like a car just like. They were just like, yeah. And then the car just like banged into the side of the cab.

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You said 9.5, just as a... I said 9.5K. Oh, I didn't hear the K. Maybe I didn't. No. A 30-year-old woman, but it gets better than that. A 30-year-old woman

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how she developed digital vertigo from spending up to 14 hours a day. What is digital vertigo? Well, I know what vertigo is. She's saying she got vertigo from looking at her phone too much, running her armpit hair business and she's... How do you her armpit hair business and she's uh How do you does he how did you sell armpit hair? Like I was reading this article?

I actually couldn't figure this out. How many are you selling? Is it by weight? Do you wait if is it like a strand of armpit? Is it a strand? That's I actually was legit wondering that like how how does how do you do that? I? Don't know your guess is good. Yeah, it wasn't in the article. I was like, I read it top to bottom. Like, where is this indication? Sometimes there's a little link to a different article where it will explain it, and there's none of that.

I mean, you're trying to get a little bag for yourself, you know what I'm saying? For allegedly becoming bedridden and struggled to walk properly, she relies on a wheelchair now. So now she's in a wheelchair from her armpit hair selling business, according to her. It's tough out there. It's tough being an entrepreneur you know so she's she's basically she's going to like other entrepreneurs like going to uh the schools and being like success comes at a price she goes i was like you i used to walk around now look at me

i'm in a wheelchair you think are you. You think selling armpit hair is easy? Do you have what it takes? Are you willing to sacrifice everything to make a million dollars off these strands? These sweet sweet strands. I think there should be some sort of auditing for this stuff. I would really like to know is she really making a million

bucks? I'll tell you what I definitely don't think. I don't think the armpit hair business put her in the wheelchair. I think she's jumping to a few conclusions think. I don't think the armpit hair business put her in the wheelchair. I think she's jumping to a few conclusions there. I'd like to see her on Dragons or whatever, Shark Tank or something. I always say Dragons on the Canadian one, but I'd like to see her on Shark, because that's like an amazing

business. You have literally low overhead. Literally no overhead. The only thing you're constrained by is how fast your armpit hair can grow. And she probably takes growth hormone Yeah, but you probably can do something to make it grow a little faster. And then also probably you're like, yeah, we could just

use someone else's armpit hair and kind of like you touch it. She said she's been on and also it's not, there's also haters like you. There's always going to be haters. I am a proud hater. She's been attacked online and in person. So I don't think she's been attacked in person no and so there's well i get maybe it's possible it's like a shakedown where someone comes i hear you're selling armpit hair

on our turf sort of thing like there's armpit hair turf wars situation where she goes pal he goes you want to sell fucking armpit hairs to those, you know, to the people in Tennessee? You want to be selling armpit hair to New York Cityers? India is my fucking turf. Okay. The Indians, the Persians are having a giant turf war. Yeah, that's my turf. I don't want to, I don't, and listen, there's a lot of people buying armpit hair.

There's enough business to go around. But if I fucking hear you crossing that. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Buddy, buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy selling your peter on the wrong place buddy my friend my friend my friend i can put you in there i can put you back in that wheelchair it's fucking faster than you can say clip clip so she's in a wheelchair from her selling her arm I think that's because she got kneecapped by the

competitors. Was it Tonya Harding? Nancy Kerrigan? You're never going to sell in this fucking town again. But it doesn't go on for the soul. This is just a recap where we're at right now. She made a million bucks for her armpit hair. Put her in a wheelchair because she has vertigo so bad that she can't stand up or leave her bed.

The vertigo is from the constant sell, sell, sell, sell. She's just spinning from all the sales. Success comes at a price. This grind is not free. Do you have what it takes? Are you ready to give up everything for your dream? Sad, too.

Sacrifice everything? Some idiot probably read this thing and go, like some girl, and go, I could sell my armpit hair and then... It's then it's having the reverse effect yeah yeah just putting other people in a wheelchair there's a bunch of i think that's what you do though next time i see a fucking old lady in a wheelchair i'm just gonna be like selling armpit hair ain't easy huh what the armpit hair fucking the armpit hair sales game i'll do that to you off tough tough hey hey it's a tough business what it's a tough business the truth you think this is easy so it's not over she's all just that it gave her PTSD oh my god so she says she has ptsd also from the armpit hair

business so she's basically saying like she this girl also should have been in the bravery section yeah this is hell for her but she's like i guess simps need the armpit hair from her but yeah that's what it is it's like 10 veterans and then her at the thing you know what i mean yeah well i just she thinks she's doing such a noble thing she walks by like a barber shop and she sees someone just doing like a clip of a hair and she goes, ah. She's just getting flashbacks like she was in NOM, which is not. She has flashbacks of being in Nair Isle. The Nair Isle.

Not the Nair. She had a Nair accident one time and the armpit hair was completely unsellable. Not. Definitely. Not. Definitely. Jesus. I'm having flashbacks from when I was in Calm. Calm. What's Calm?

Onlyfans.com when I was selling my armpit hair. This is crazy because this shit makes the farts and jars seem like actually kind of reasonable. No, I think the farts and jars is crazier than armpit hair. Crazier than armpit hair? I don't know. It's kind of grosser i mean they're both gross sillier yeah at least there's like a little funny like tongue-in-cheek thing with the farts and jars it's just gross also that amaranth girl that's the thing is these the women like that are doing the taking off uh they're doing the like strike you know what i mean yeah the president's the president of the country's on strike until women get more money um it's like listen fine if you want to do that stuff but you can't have it both ways if you're

gonna be striking and saying you get more money you also gotta quit selling your armpit hair there's a full embargo the full embargo exactly yeah you can't be selling your armpit hair and farts and then you know telling your husband if he doesn't make more money i'm going to be selling my titties online you can't be doing all that stuff it's you know it's a little bit of a two-way street you know what i mean yep and amaranth it's the same person she's kind of like i've been sexualized and stuff like that now she's making a beer from her yeast from her vag gross can you imagine bringing a case over that to the game boys are bringing the game bringing a king case of the amaranth vagina beer that shit is not

gonna be cheap i guess the simps though like if you're a real simp honestly i'm not imagine the guy being like i'm not a simp i just like the taste yeah i just like the taste john can your wife go what the fuck are you buying what is this this is really what oh i just what i just read on my favorite hop blog this is the best new beer out there you're telling me hey i was looking at her credit card statements what is uh 12 cases of uh vagina beer yeah i basically take a fucking bit of her vagina shit and then that works well they i think they clone it so it's like the same yeah i don't know i guess yeast is yeast or something i have no i guess i don't know it's nasty shit well the moral of the story is that

you can't have it both completely have it both ways ladies get your act together something they want it though you tell the ladies that because the ladies want it both ways yeah I know yeah they're not like okay there's these dudes that's the sketch that uh the UFC guy

Sean Strickland posted was the OnlyFans uh I'm the I'm the messenger guy who messages the OnlyFans girls but these guys

have this OnlyFans business and they're trying to like kind of legitimize it right because they're not they're like no we're like it's honest work

it's honest work but It's honest work. But it's funny, they go, so the chatter's anonymously hired to ghost write messages and they go, but they're pitching their business like we're the real deal. They go, we don't sell erections, tits or orgasms. We don't sell erections, tits or orgasms.

We sell smiles. The same smile you get when you finish watching Avatar for the first time or see a beautiful sunset. You get that feeling when you connect to another person online this is their fucking bitch but it's just so funny being inspirational thing when you go you know i'm just here for smiles this is an honest day's living and we just want to see the more another smile on your face another happy customer anyways i'm planning on goggling your cop tonight like you're talking

about tell if this is a win for the boys or not i don't think it's a win for the boys but the boys are the ones doing the job but they're also scamming other boys they're scamming other boys but they're also i don't think it's a win for the boys you got fucking nine boys locked in a room fucking for 20 bucks an hour telling guys you're gonna gag on their dick that's a good point it's an old wonderland they're calling it wonderland is an only fans management agency they really they're putting the the music underneath being like welcome yeah to the first day of the rest of your life i mean for the girls are probably like that's the thing they probably want to do the least is have to talk to the guys they work with content creators on the

platform and the same thing is... There's no difference between me sitting at home messaging lonely men, telling them all the nasty things I'm going to do to them. It's a beautiful sunset. There are account managers assigned to 10 or 15 creators. Beneath them, they got chatter. So they got a whole pyramid right now, right? And I guess the chatters...

That would be weird just being in like a room with 15 different dudes just talking to other dudes telling them all the fucking nasty things you're gonna do with them all day long he explains they work eight hour shifts and they're assigned to the inboxes of three or four craters at a time telling them how badly you want to get railed sweet god just you know we've just a job like any other you kiss your wife goodbye stop you clock in well you know gay ass shit to dudes all day yeah yeah that's i mean i guess it's like uh if you're working on one of those phone sex hotlines it's like maybe the modern day equivalent yeah but dudes didn't do that with a woman's voice. Oh, yeah, not with a woman's voice.

But there was, have you ever seen that movie CB4? Remember that with Chris Rock? And their boy is like, he's working. He's just like some dude. He's just working. He goes, I want to gargle your balls. He's like, not gay. That's just what he does.

No, I'm not gay. I'm not gay. It's just a job. It's called having a job. Yeah, it's just, you know, take care of yourself. I'm okay. It's just a job. It's called having a job.

Yeah. It's just, you know, take care of yourself. So you know what we've been talking a little bit about? You know, that I'm not the hugest fan of the Bill Maher types, just constantly shitting on the younger generations or whatever. Yeah, the kids these days. Yeah, so they did an article. Ray Dalio, who we actually want to get on the podcast, he kind of did this thing, and there's a bunch of other people who have chimed in on it, but they said, the great wealth transfer isn't $72 trillion, but $129 trillion, and the government

gave most of it to baby boomers, right? Yeah. And there is something to be said about, they're just kind of like, you know, the last five presidents were baby boomers. Joe Biden's from the generation that they call the traditionalists. A couple of these guys are from the generation before the baby boomers. But they've essentially, I mean, you could probably chime in on this too but they essentially did just non-stop policies that made baby boomers a lot richer at the expense of

everyone else yeah and it's kind of like the one thing that almost doesn't get talked about enough because it's like there is uh there's just like a certain level of it's probably nothing that annoys me more than someone over you know 60 kind of being like these people are lazy when they had a way better deal and they their generation has made policies that screwed over the yeah for even if it's not until you if they can even argue was intentionally it's just like that's what happened well it's not intentionally but i think that the idea of not thinking about it like okay so if you're a parent and you have your kid and you go well i didn't intentionally like spend their college tuition or not save up and you go okay but you think they would be in the picture like

the next generation not just a cute you go who do you think's gonna pay off that debt like when you're 70 you go okay we have a lot of debt i don't give a shit we're dying right so there's just like a crazy amount of debt they basically the debt situation in america is crazy like yeah and then sort of the other parts of it was all of the tax stuff is like constantly going up so it's like you essentially i mean it's taking the ladder down after you it's the same thing that and obviously there's millennials that are complicit in it or even calling for it but you know just the idea of um you basically get rich uh on low taxes and then once you're rich you say the taxes should be higher you know what i mean i mean

especially the real estate because most of the people the boomers who are rich is just from their happen they just buy a house that costs fucking jack yet a lot of that is like especially relative to and a lot of that's like fed intervening to keep the interest rates like you know appetizing for them yeah well they got a real keep the interest rates like, you know, advertising for them. Yeah, well, they got a real house of cards. Yeah, and then, you know, there's a ballooning debt. It was interest rate stuff. You know, education used to cost way less.

There was, you know, inflated housing market. There's basically like a ton of stuff. And all of it combined is just them basically racking up a bill that the next generation has to pay. Absolutely. basically racking up a bill that the next generation has to pay absolutely and then on top of that the only like politicians they set forth that are like you can vote for are 80 yeah and then on top of that calling you lazy so that's the part where i'm like i listen i don't if you're gonna do all this shit at the very least uh i don't want you to fucking be talking shit to me after you do it yeah it would be nice to get some like a young

president that's not gonna happen this time around but yeah i don't think it's gonna happen either no um there's okay but this is one more thing i'll say is there's a bit of a you know we've been kind of saying that the israel palestine thing was almost like one of the last death blows to intersectionality yeah so i've been seeing this a little bit but the final death blow is to intersectionality. So I've been seeing this a little bit. But the final death blow to intersectionality will be a breakup between white women and gays. That's the final one, right? And this article, I've started to see them pop up a little bit, right?

It goes, help, straight women are ruining my gay bar. So if you got a beef between social justice and essentially the media, and now you got a beef between gays and women this thing we're done yeah it's done yeah it's the the death now if you will a break between white women and gays is the final nail in the coffin and basically gay dudes are realizing that they don't like having a bunch of clucking hens and you and i know what you're thinking took you long enough to get here, gay guys. Well, probably they welcomed their support initially.

Initially, the white women were like, hey, we'll help you with your causes. And the gays had a cause. And so they're like, well, welcome, anybody. We both have causes. We both have causes. I mean, obviously you left, so, but we won't say that. And then the gays were like, okay.

And then finally they're like, wait, are they just kind of using us because they don't really have a thing. They're just kind of just co-opting our thing. Uh-oh. I mean, as comedians, you can probably say there's nothing more annoying than a bachelorette party. They show up to a comedy party. They were the cliche of what you don't want at a comedy show.

They have those stupid little dick and ball lollipops. You go, real clever ladies real clever you fucking hacks and they're taking that hack act over to the gay club yeah and the gays are starting to be like hey i came here to blow a dude indiscriminately yeah also the gays people are probably coming around to like they're like yeah we we kind of got all our rights there's there's no right anymore we're actually cooking yeah like how long are we just gonna be like not you know beat it pretending we don't have rights and stuff beat it ladies yep and getting the straight dudes are like hey listen if we didn't have to smash him we'd say the same thing man power to you dear prudence

my friends and I notice our local gay bar has been getting more and more straight women showing up they're not coming in for us they're coming in because they want a fun night without the pestilence of unsolicited attention by straight men. So, they're still, the gay guys are still like, hey, listen, we know it's the straight men's fault. Like, you know, they kind of know better than to go straight up attack them.

Hey, listen, it's probably the white ones are worse. Like, they're still, hey, listen, we're on your team. We know the white ones are the worst ones. So, the black ones are, they don't do any of this stuff. Nope. And also, we're well aware that the only reason you have to be here is because men that aren't gay like us are really bad.

Yeah. That being said, beat it. Scram. You ever heard of just a woman's club? Get out. Beat it. Yeah. It would be fine if they kept to themselves but when they come in with

their friends they get drunk and they have get loud and then they start to get handsy and suddenly us gays are dealing with the pestilence pestilence of unsolicited attention like pestilence pestilence a plague a white woman plague So some of these gay guys Are starting to See these women And being like Hmm Maybe there was

Another sign on story Hey They go They call their Straight friend And they go I'm sorry that I said Everything was your fault

And these girls were amazing It's their fault They're a bit much huh And gay guys They do do that But by the way Gays will do it to girls too But they'll be just like

Grab You know Girls have no problems Like slapping a gay dude's ass And gay guys have no problem Grab that. But by the way, gays will do it to girls too. But they'll be just like, girls have no problems slapping a gay dude's ass and gay guys have no problem grabbing a girl's tits. And you'll always be like, hey pal, keep your fucking hands off the titties. Get your fucking teeth kicked in. The gay bar is the one gay safe place in the neighborhood and now it's being invaded by these straight women.

What's your advice for how to deal with them? Bye. Afraid of losing my space. I'll tell you what. This is a final nail if you ever ask me. Yeah. Yeah? I wonder what's the solution, though.

Is there some sort of final one? For getting rid of the women? And the final bravery was me arguing online about the hockey player for the last... Yeah. Isn't that funny? That was brutal. So there's a hockey player that died.

Yeah, Adam Johnson. And he got... Basically, what happened is there was a hit, and then some people say that he kicked the guy, and his skate slit the guy's neck. And it's fucking brutal to watch, right? Yeah, yeah. Basically, the guy's skating across the ice, and then he like... I don't know why. There's no reason for anybody's skate to get, yeah. Basically, the guy's skating across the ice, and then he like, I don't know why.

There's no reason for anybody to skate to get that high. Well, my take on it. Unless you maybe get like a hip check, and then your center of balance is all fucked up. I didn't realize this sort of became a political thing almost. It became a race thing. It became sort of like a race thing. Which is weird, because obviously it's not.

And I was sort of watching this. I've been playing hockey a long time, and I know that how fast people go. At that speed speed things happen like really fast so i my take my interpretation was like i don't think people realize how fast this goes yeah everyone i kind of know that plays hockey basically said the same thing freak accident but people were really not happy about me and i think some of it is they're kind of like the media all immediately was kind of like this is an accident i think some immediately was kind of like, this is an accident. I think some people were kind of like,

media's a little quick to call it an accident. Twitter, everybody was like, this guy needs to be charged with murder or whatever. And you're like, there's no intent here. Well, I didn't think so. I think he may be like, look, I will say, it doesn't bode well for the guy. Like he had been,

his the most penalty minutes in the league had been kicked out of two of the last four games. That was a big part of it. Right, so they go, and I understandable. And i do think there's a potential where that guy was probably like maybe trying to get his knee up high like maybe like that's to do something dirty do something he was trying to do something that was definitely dirty dude to me like then it's like i mean imagine like trying to kick someone with your blade of your skate. It just seems so insane to me. But then also, Sean Avery said, he did an interview, and he's like, the blades they use now are titanium.

They used to use steel blades, but they use these titanium blades, which are thinner, and they're way sharper than they used to play with 20 years ago. But there is, I can't remember what the goal was. It has happened a few other times. It's happened before. There was a goalie in the 80s. You can watch it on YouTube.

And literally, he cuts an artery, and his blood is splurting out. People get the risk. Almost every other league wears neck guards. They're going to try and, I think, they're making them. I saw the Carolina Hurricanes AHL team is now mandatory, and they're going to start testing it. Every league, until you start playing junior or NHL, they wear face masks and neck guards. Yeah and the face masks i mean visors are mandatory

in the nhl which is not super recent but they are and then uh i don't know i can't imagine it'll encumber you too much to have the neck guard but i mean if that happened the nhl that'd be fucking brutal but i mean even pierre engvall uh who was on the leafs a few years ago he got his wrist or no not uh Engvall the Russian guy I can't remember his name Soup something but he he got his wrist slashed

by a skate because he had just like those low gloves without the wrist protector and it was fucking blood everywhere yeah yeah yeah the neck is obviously different

I mean the guy's shirt his jersey goes red like he's skating off and it's just like his jersey goes like this and he becomes totally red like it's crazy yeah it was

fucking nuts dude brutal brutal but yeah that shit like oh it's so crazy but yeah to me the interpretation watching it i was just like i don't see how you would even in that split second think like i get what you're saying try to do something dirty but the idea we're trying to behead you've never kicked anyone so i i think the argument for them is he just tried to kick him but i was like it feels to me like you would never just playing hockey. You would never like, even still like at that speed, like you wouldn't even be able to get your body would have to like,

again, your body would have to change like the angle too. So when your leg is like, and if you're going that fast, like the littlest thing that hits you kind of like, you know, I mean, you can kind of see things like that,

but, and I'm not trying to say that there isn't, you know, some reasonable people that actually believe that or anything like that. And I'm sure that there's, I think most hockey players kind of came out and said it was an accident. I think there's a few that did and they sort of retracted it or whatever, but maybe that's political. But like, and I'm not trying to say that everyone that saying I was wrong was like a guy wearing a bucket in his profile photo. And everyone who disagreed with me had a american flag

do rag on yeah but like it was a little bit of that where it did feel like everyone i know who was like canadian and played hockey were all kind of like not a chance that's on purpose and then everyone i know that was like you look at his thing and it's like american patriot and he lives in texas probably never played hockey doesn't probably even watch hockey he was again that whole the whole thing of when you watch it, it's like Adam Johnson's kind of coming along the blue line, and then the guy who did it, he turns in, and you're like, the whole thing was two seconds.

At what point are you making this decision? You go, I'm going to fucking slice this guy's neck? I guess they're saying he just has dirty instincts, but I feel like that wouldn't be one of them, to get your foot out and get it. Definitely knee on knee is a dirty instinct like that is a thing in hockey it's to try and stick your knee out and that does happen even the nhl so maybe like if you try to get your knee out you like kind of put it out then you get you kind of hit this guy's hip you like

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