The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Chicks are Mad Spaces Aren't Gendered Anymore & If You Didn't Like Kendrick You Ain't Black!
Episode Date: February 14, 2025Kanye’s WILD tweets, booing Taylor Swift at the Superbowl is somehow Trump’s fault, and Ryan explains how he bullies chat gpt SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and us...e code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping Hims- Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy 00:00 - Toronto Man’s Superbowl Reaction 00:43 - Intro 01:10 - No headphones on the subway 07:45 - Superbowl halftime thoughts 13:37 - Kendrick’s coded message for black people 16:38 - Snoop & Brady’s cringe Superbowl ad 20:05 - Kanye’s shirts and crazy tweets 28:37 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 29:58 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 31:36 - Why Taylor Swift being booed at the superbowl was even more chilling than you think 39:57 - Bigorexia is on the rise! 51:12 - Ryan fighting with robots 1:01:43 - AD - Hims- Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:03:49 - AD - Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order 1:05:59 - Small boobs are all the rage 1:07:28 - Fat girl on breakfast club 1:09:55 - Bigorexia: wanting to get ripped is a mental disorder now? 1:22:47 - Ozempic making people blind? 1:33:24 - “Deep” dive into small penis problems reddit 1:45:25 - Wrap up
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We're here in studio today with Toronto man OVO Ryan, who claims he is cheese due to Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance.
Yo, I honestly been cheese, fam. Kendrick's show was dirty still, eh?
Yo, man's a waste you wearing bell bottoms and shit. Yo, honestly, straight buck tea tings.
Now, would you go as far as saying Kendrick Lamar is a waste man?
Yo, obviously. Yo, man doesn't even have bangers like Drizzy 2, eh?
Yo, miss me with that choreography too. Look like a Mac commercial.
And how do you believe the Tings felt about this?
Yo, are you dumb? Yo, shorties on stage weren't even bad, eh?
Obviously, L.A. man-dom gonna say is gastric guardless, but man's been goofy from time.
There you have it, folks. Straight from the Toronto man's mouth.
Crowdy?
The boys!
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The croties.
The mandem.
The croties.
The fellas.
The wasteutes.
The wasteutes.
The cheesemans.
Danny, I actually had your joke happen in real time, by the way.
What happened?
You want to talk?
So Danny, you've been railing on about how these kids in the subway
have their volume up full
and you've been mentioning them by race.
Sure.
And it's been going over quite well in my head.
Oh, it's actually a really good joke.
The one part where it's like...
With the headphones?
Yeah, you're like,
well, they say they can't get voter ID
and that's fine.
But when I say they can't buy headphones...
Yeah, I say they don't know where to get voter ID.
But when I say they don't know
where to buy headphones...
That's an awesome line, yeah. But don't know where to get a voter ID, but when I say they don't know where to buy headphones, I'm like, that's awesome.
That's an awesome line, yeah.
But Guy had his phone out, full volume, packed elevator.
Of course.
This was next level.
It's one thing in the subway, there's sort of like an air of,
you know, ooh, there's chaos.
When you're on an elevator,
just is literally nine people just standing there,
and he was watching, like,
I don't know if it was a clip from, like, SVU some bullshit like basically maybe not i kind of wind you over a bit there huh
well what are you watching because they kept talking about they go they kept saying they
found a pube on the person they go they got he's sitting there full elevator everyone's silent and
it's like and the pube was found on top of the person and the guy's just standing there like
looking at his phone like everyone is just like are you fucked i know and the problem is is that you can't like i've always thought like
it would be such a funny move because like i have these fantasies of doing these things on the
subway where like someone's no no no it's not even that where it's like someone is playing like you
know uh their thing and then i just pull in like a bunch of like two like marshall stacks and it's just like take it easy you know just like totally drown them out
but then they they fight you it's it doesn't work that way
something unpredictable but in the end
and i'd give up forever to touch you that's so funny yeah. Yeah, I want to do that, but like, dude, I remember
I told you about the guy on the subway
like maybe a month ago,
who was, this guy was playing his music loud, and he's like,
excuse me, could you please? And then
the guy stabbed him.
The guy did my
thing where he goes, excuse me,
we're on a busy train car right now,
it's fucking rush hour,
can you just put some headphones in?
Stab
Yeah, you can stab
So I didn't say anything to the elevator man
Of course you didn't
Don't want to get stabbed
I'll tell you what I did do though
He got off on a floor
And I went to the guy next to me
I go, interesting
Dropped an interesting
The guy gave me it back
He was like
Just sort of shook his head
See you at the meeting later
We'll discuss it.
I didn't mention the race.
That's more your thing.
I got a good guess.
Chinese woman.
I actually did see a Chinese man recently watching something with no headphones.
Interesting.
Just blow.
In Chinese.
The Chinese guys don't get as, they don't really have a history. in Chinese.
The Chinese guys don't get as... They don't really have a history.
They're more falling asleep on the subways.
They're stereotyped.
Yeah, they're just...
They got their bag of cans
and they're on their way to where they're going.
The bag of cans guys don't...
You know, that is actually an honest day's work
because they don't bother anybody.
Yeah, I know.
And here...
Not Trinity Bell.
If you're at the park,
sometimes the canned people get a little aggressive.
Oh, dude.
They literally are grabbing cans out of your hand.
You're like, you have half a beer and they come and just try and they like, they grab
and you're like, I'm not done my drink.
No, there's certain parks where the canned guys, you basically take a sip.
The guy's hovering over you with his can bag.
You ever been to a restaurant where the waiter just won't leave you alone?
I know.
Enjoying yourself?
Tasty?
Anything that can help you?
Go beat it.
Scram.
The canned guys are sort of like that. They're you done you just like beat it i've had one sip
of my drink i know here they have the the eight the can atms too you ever see those so they
basically get the cans and then they can there's a machine and they can just feed the machine with
cans it seems like it's encouraging them a little bit well it's uh i mean the thing is it's like it
is essentially a recycling policy
where the city goes we would have to deal with this and they figured out a price where they go
it's worth it to get other people to do that price is four cents by the way yeah five cents a can
whichever i mean the crazy thing with new york city i don't know if you don't need a guy digging
through your trash though because the can guys it started out where they're like yeah we'll go to
the parks where everyone has cans and get them next thing you know they're digging through trash
like raccoons yeah i don't know if new york city uh i mean i remember like living on a when i
first moved to new york living on a first floor uh apartment and bed stye and like waking up at
two in the morning there's some dude just like rifling dicking around in your stuff well just
collecting the cans you know looking for the but here they ding you extra smalls whenever you buy
like any like if you buy like a 12 pack of any even like sodas they charge
you five cents a can deposit right so then you're getting it back yeah well they're not getting
obviously we're just throwing away money like a bunch of fucking rubes well this guy was i'm
telling you i've never seen this level of disrespect the only thing i'd say higher on the
level of disrespect is full conversation on a plane yeah that's probably the highest level
second highest is on the elevator that's crazy i know i think i think there's some level of disrespect is full conversation on a plane. Yeah. That's probably the highest level. Second highest is on the elevator.
That's crazy.
I know.
I think there's some level
of asserting dominance.
Like,
it's like,
they surely just can't be like,
Yeah,
you're just like,
I don't,
this is how little
I give a fuck
with all you think.
Yeah.
Yeah,
it's the equivalent
of making a stranger flinch.
Kind of.
Yeah,
it's like,
but making 10 strangers
flinch at once.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I don't know.
It's insane behavior. And you're just like, yeah, he's kind of looking at you like, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's insane behavior.
And you're just like, yeah, he's kind of looking at you like,
yeah, no, do something, please.
It's like very anti-social.
It's like, please say something, yeah.
It's very anti-social, low-trust society.
It's one above slapping your wife's ass.
Basically.
It's not for me, I'll tell you that much.
Should we do the thing where we get the super loud speaker
and drown him out?
Yeah, that's so funny.
Just sit right beside them.
I actually saw a scenario.
Maybe this was last week where one guy was.
Get Suze back in the atmosphere.
Where one guy was blaring the speaker.
Just you with your, like, it's just a bunch of, a bunch of like little, like gangster
kids, like sitting in the thing.
You get your foot above them.
And I don't want to wait.
Just in their face.
Yeah.
The cold November rain.
How do you like that?
Well, I saw one guy came on and he was blaring his music.
And then another guy came on and he was blaring his music.
And I was very much like, oh, how does this work?
Yeah.
And then the one guy just switched cars to just go disturb everybody else.
Like, I already got this.
It's honestly like a crime ring.
I didn't know you had the bothering.
Yeah, I got it.
Hey, buddy, this is kind of my place where I bother people.
He goes, does Soros pay you too?
Is that how you're funded?
Just that Sor-o-face.
So the Super Bowl halftime
performance, I actually thought it was pretty
good. Yeah. Psych hated
it. Psych. Double
psych. Psych.
I hated it. Yeah.
I don't ever watch
them. Honestly, the last one I ever
watched was with Justin
Timberlake and the Jacks. Every year there's a big hubbub about it but i was at weekend one was good i was at
the cellar right a bit of an urban crowd right because we were at the olive tree and everyone
was watching no headphones i'll tell you what everyone was singing certified pedophile their
love and life i sat in the corner i didn't stand for it i sat in the corner i was like you're in
the corner like i believe that's def, you're in the corner. You're like, I believe that's defamation. You actually said that he should sue
before the podcast.
He should sue.
You're saying Drake should sue.
Yeah, the half Jewish part of him.
He is suing them for some stuff.
Well, he's suing
like Universal Music,
but I don't think
he's directly suing
Kendrick Lamar.
Forget defamation.
I mean,
what was that rabbi
that was...
Oh, you're going to have
to be a little more specific
here, Ryan.
Oh, who was that rabbi that sued for defamation let me think no idea he was gonna sue muhammad ajab oh rabbi schmooly no it
wasn't rabbi that's what i'm saying it was it was the guy who was uh alan dershowitz remember we
played we have the clip on the podcast he's not a rabbi oh whatever you know very jewish
he was a jewish lawyer and he was saying he was going to sue Muhammad Najaf for defamation.
For defamation.
Because he called him a pedophile or something like that.
Right, right.
But you're saying that, yeah, they should be out there suing for defamation.
I mean, you got to think that Drake has a real case in terms of actual monetary damages.
Yeah, I'm listening.
Yeah, like, I mean, i'm not even talking about straight just
like hey you call me a pedophile you're like this is costing me money yeah i can't feed my well
here's my ticket sales last year here are my tickle sales now like he could probably be like
look look at the drop in ticket sales i'm listening man yeah you know normally i'm not a litigious
person no me nor am i but also this is america like if this is you know someone in Canada doing this, you'd be like, sorry, bud.
I'll tell you what else, because I accidentally put my seller spots in before I realized it was a Super Bowl.
The shows I did, my shows, there was a crowd full of people that weren't watching the Super Bowl.
Tourists.
Not my crowd.
Oh, really?
Tourists?
Oh, no, it was exclusively women and gays.
I'm sure there were some tourists But it was exclusively, you're right
Were they all like, yay sports ball
They were all the yay sports ball people
Oh I'm sorry we're not watching your sports ball
Now let's hear your misogynistic jokes Ryan
Hope we like them
I actually, I knew that going up though
Because I could take a look at them
And I actually, I did fine
Because I knew that and i changed everything
because i was like i'm like six beers deep and i don't want to have a bad i don't want to bomb
right now grandma set i just didn't want to have a bad set so i went and gave the grandma set and
yeah honestly i had a show like that recently where i just looked at the audience there was
like two people in a mask a person in a wheelchair half of them were lesbian fine is this what slop
you guys want i was just like you're getting a fucking city bank corporate set you're getting
yeah is this what you is this what you want wacky thing that my mom did you ever drunk text
yeah yeah you get you gotta give them what they want sometimes but i didn't i didn't want to i
was already been cucked once by fucking kendrick lamar upstairs i didn't want to go downstairs
and get cucked by the audience doing too oh everyone was rubbing in my face too yeah i bet
well they weren't but i I felt like they were.
I mean,
133 million Americans watching
the Super Bowl. You know what?
I'll tell you what, Kendrick Lamar
does have a good racket
going on because he's made himself
so like the black voice
that anytime anyone ever
says they don't like it, they just go, oh, you don't understand
black stuff. Anytime anyone has any criticism.
Okay, colonizer.
Exactly.
Okay, boomer.
Yeah.
I mean, is it possible that people, it's not possible for you to not like it unless you're an old white man.
I understand this is treasonous, but Not Like Us is a fucking good song.
Well, whatever.
Yeah, have fun.
It's a bop, as the headphone- list people say i'll tell you what and they keep
saying they were so on board with that like serena williams comes out and they're just like
crip walking and it goes back to her fucking white husband who founded reddit yeah and then
always for the culture yeah and then she goes back she guys pasty white guy billionaire yeah
founded reddit he's a he's a pasty ass white dude and nothing you know good for him hey hey
good for him this is a pot calling the kettle pasty right but i'm just saying you know you
go out there and you're just like i'm the fucking black issues person it's like yeah
you know he is he's really into the dating a klansman basically i guess he's the reddit
mod there yeah he's the chief reddit mod He's the guy who kicks you off.
Probably says so many actuallys during sex.
Actuallys.
Actually.
She's like, I came twice actually.
It was only once.
I have your heart rate monitor hooked up to here.
The whoop band disagrees.
The whoop band says they actually didn't finish.
I'm back to work for me.
It appears I'll be back to work nom nom nom nom
you think he
yeah she does the tennis grunts
during sex for sure
oh big time
that's funny
cause she
it's funny if he's done stuff
and he goes
I just want you never
you're always like really quiet
during sex
she goes yeah I don't know
I just never do
and then she's like
anyway it's time for tennis practice
ah
ah
ah
ah yeah I can't please a woman I'm just not a grungy person And then she's like, anyway, time for tennis practice. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yeah.
I can't please a woman.
I'm just not a grungy person.
I really like to make noises while I'm doing it.
That house shakes.
She must really turn it up.
It has to be.
Oh, she has to.
Because even if she doesn't, he knows she's capable, so she has to turn it to 11 a little bit. And she knows that he's been with Drake.
She's been with Drake.
I don't think that guy cares, though.
If you have more money, you know what I mean?
That's like fiddle sticks to him, probably.
That's true.
Yeah, he's probably richer than Drake.
Yeah, he's more of an actual billionaire.
Anyways, this is the kind of articles.
Kendrick Lamar sent a coded message to black people
during Super Bowl, and we got it.
Uncle Sam, you old Jackson.
Yeah, it's kind of like,
it's sort of with white people,
like if you're out there
and you send a coded message,
you're not getting praise.
No,
no,
no.
White people don't have
positive coded messages.
Elon Musk does get
the same sort of coverage
that he's sending coded messages
and it's never good for him.
No,
no,
no,
they're not positive.
There's definitely a ban
on white
people sending code but he's getting i guess trump gets that with his galaxy brain stuff but
kendrick lamar could have lied on the floor for fucking 14 minutes and took a shit and then
everyone every fucking vulture blogger would just wait to have an orgasm on stage yeah that shit was
uh the floor was colonial it's a lot of guys like me on those blogger sites too. You know what I mean?
It's the guys that sort of like look like me.
Well, it's a lot of English majors, right?
So then they all have to find all the hidden messages and everything.
They can't just write an article about what happened
because they don't get to apply their...
It is a weird job because they're talking about it like it's a movie.
Like in any other era, this guy would be like a dorky movie buff.
Yeah.
Or like, you know, maybe even video game game reviews but he's talking about like rap culture and it's just like has
comes across weird yeah especially as a white man yeah i don't know if he was white but they
had hot dogs at the cellar though i was loving that oh yeah i took down three men so it wasn't
all bad if only you could it's a nice dog too yeah it's a good one probably a kosher dog yeah
it's kind of making me laugh
Kosher beef dog
And how much we talk about hot dogs
Imagine someone like
Ever was trying to say
We were on Epstein's Island
They amounted
Like just putting together
A compilation of us
Talking about the hot dogs
Oh I know
Yeah the grown man
Just talks about hot dogs
That much
Yeah
And then we ordered
19 hot dogs
To the studio
Make sure you bring the dogs
Make sure you bring A lot of hot dogs.
I'm hungry.
Sign up for the Patreon where we do the real hot dog competition.
There's a lot of hot dog talking.
Someone said this should have been the one pound fish guy.
That would be the ultimate Super Bowl commercial.
I already got deported.
I did too.
But if you came out, the special guest, come on, ladies, come on.
That would be a fucking fire.
That place would be rocking.
I think one thing that Super Bowl is, period, because there is a lot of people that, you
know, when you're, a lot of people, let's say like 50 or something, and everyone will
be like, you know, I didn't like the Super Bowl.
And then, you know, people always have to be like, it wasn't for you.
And they're like, well, maybe it should be for me.
But there is something to be said about, like, I guess the whole purpose of Super Bowl and then you know people always have to be like it wasn't for you and they're like well maybe it should be for me but there is something to be said about like I guess the whole
purpose of Super Bowl shows is this is something for the wives that don't like football yeah
exactly I mean my wife wasn't watching the game and then like she came in like the fourth quarter
and it's for the Super Bowl commercials for the birds yeah and then the birds like she's like
she's like did I miss the halftime show she's like why didn't you tell me the halftime show was on like I was barely watching it yeah I was like I wasn't even I know that the birds. Yeah, and then she's like, did I miss the halftime show? She's like, why didn't you tell me the halftime show was on?
I'm like,
I was barely watching it.
Yeah.
I was like,
I wasn't even.
I know that the birds,
that's what they have
the halftime shows
for the birds though.
For the birds.
There's a couple funny things.
The first thing,
we gotta watch
this Tom Brady commercial.
Yeah.
Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg.
Yeah.
I hate you because
we're from different neighborhoods.
I hate you because
you look different.
I hate you because
I don't understand you.
I hate you because people I know hate you. I hate you because people I know hate you.
I hate you because I think you hate me.
Because I need someone to blame.
Because you talk different.
Because you act different.
Because you're just different.
The reasons for hate are stupid as they sound.
Man, I hate that things are so bad
that we have to do a commercial about it.
Me too.
Stop hate.
Paid for by Foundation to Combat Anti-Semitism.
Yeah, I think that's Robert Kraft.
I think that's the owner of the Patriots.
I believe so.
That's how they got Tom Brady.
That was a fucking favor they were in.
I mean, they just wrote a stupid check,
but Tom Brady doesn't really need money.
What is that for?
Who is that for?
It's just for general hatred.
Just like a guy that's got a guy's neck up against
the wall. He watches
that commercial, he puts him down. Guy's just about to
beat his wife. I mean, the best thing is
that commercial was followed by Kanye
West's commercial, and
then redirecting to his website
that sold one thing, a Swastika
t-shirt, kind of canceled
it out.
The Swastika thing was amazing but this i just thought this i thought was like it's just funny because these guys were
both like trump guys now yeah so do you think they're trying to be like i'm still a stop hate
guy i'm like a stop hate trump guy sure and by the way if it was a snoop dog i don't i don't think i
hate snoop dog for his like you're just like't think I hate Snoop Dogg for his...
Like, you're just like...
The people that hate Snoop Dogg, it's like, no, I hate you because you do every commercial,
including this one.
I hate you for your cereal that you made.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hate you for your Demetrius commercial.
Your chips.
I hate you for making everything about weed in a corny way that's probably corny as fucking
everything I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah.
I hate you because you're a flip-flopper on everything.
Sounds like the commercial didn't work on you.
Tom Brady for your crypto scam.
I mean, he got scammed worse than anybody, so.
I actually wrote down some of the Kanye tweets.
I'll show them to you here.
What's your take on the Kanye swastika shirt?
You love it.
Love it.
I mean, I think hilarious troll.
I don't think he was doing it as a troll, but to run a Super Bowl commercial and then
that directs to a website
that only sells a swastika t-shirt is pretty fucking insane.
He did take it to the extreme.
He took off every item.
I was, one thing that I was kind of watching his tweets is because like there is, you know,
he was tweeting.
I mean, when he was going in on the Jewish wives, I was like, preach brother.
There was certain things that were like funny, but i also was every time i'd see
a tweet i'm like oh that's what andrew tate that's this guy like a lot of his he's like a
kleptomaniac with people's funny thing he's on uh he's on telegram now i don't know what the
telegram there you go i bet it's wild i bet the telegram is insane i was looking up the nazi thing
because when he was selling the nazi thing the, my initial thoughts was sort of like, can you imagine if this guy was a white dude?
I mean, obviously, or a white dude was selling like a comparable anti-black kind of t-shirt.
Ryan ran a Super Bowl ad for it.
Then I...
Like whoever sold him the ad in that reverse scenario would be...
I'd be in trouble.
Fired instantly.
Whoever sold him this goes, I don't know, he's
Kanye. I'd be a slow walk into work
for that guy the next day. Oh my god.
You would just be calling. How about Philly boys?
Yeah! Fly
Eagles, fly! Which by the
way, I'm happy for all my Philly friends because we got
a lot of Philly boys and I'm happy to see
them happy. Just glad none of them died.
Yeah, they're known lunatics
so it's good to see them happy. Yeah. But then I up i was kind of like i guess the sex pistols that was
originally like old like british punk the sex pistols that was like the guy used to wear swastikas
well but with uh no no not with a no they used to wear i actually looked it up just to confirm
because i thought that i was thinking this and i was just like wait am i wrong about this
the sex pistols sid vicious and the bassist were known for wearing clothing with swastikas
and other provocative imagery.
However, this was not necessarily an expression of Nazi ideology, but rather a part of punk
movement's broader tendency to shock, offend, and rebel against societal norms.
Oh, interesting.
So they used to wear a swastika.
Okay.
And that was probably when that was like legit illegal in the UK.
That's the thing.
It's not illegal.
Yeah. So they were, that's what it was it was they were kind of i'll tell you what happened
right now if you do a swastika to be edgy i don't think uh the wikipedia is gonna gonna do you like
this no just so you know obviously what danny was you know they i can't imagine not giving me the
benefit of the doubt on this one but yeah it was kind of like unallowed so they were and it was
apparently like a big punk thing and then it was kind of like unallowed so they were and it was apparently like a big punk thing
and then it was kind of like punk was that and then i think ska was like sort of the racial
unity because it was like really british punk and then jamaican reggae and then there became like
the other side of punk which was all the like they would do the swastikas with like a boot
squashing it you know when they were just like basically a swastika with a thin crossed out line
on it which is always like a weird thing to be wearing yeah yeah we used to always make the joke it was like a you know a picture of a guy like
beating the shit out of his wife and you're like no it's crossed out i'm against this i'm again no
i'm not realizing i'm against that i'm actually not in favor of this yeah yeah but so it has been
done then there was and then there was always the i guess there was always kind of the wars between
like the like the mods and the what was the mods between the mods and the... What was the mods and the...
Who were the mods fighting against?
The mods and the punks and then the racist punks and then not racist punks.
There was like the screwdriver that was like the big racist man.
Mods versus the rockers.
Mods versus the rockers.
Okay.
But anyways, yeah, probably his funniest one was he's saying the Jewish guys...
He said, hurt people, hurt people because the Jewish guys are all bitched around by their wives.
That is sort of true a little bit.
I think everybody's kind of bitched around by their wives.
No.
I know that's what they probably say down at the synagogue.
Because it's all happening to us, right, guys?
I know a lot of dudes that are not.
Yeah.
But if I think about Jewish guys that I i know i can think of some that aren't
bitched around yeah i know some too but it is a bit of a happy wife happy life mentality yeah
so you gotta go through life unfortunately what do you mean i said that's how you gotta live your
life happy wife i disagree man you know i'm not about that like fight every fight no i'm not about
that life either fight every fight mean, that's extortion.
That's literally extortion.
I won't allow it.
I don't allow extortion in my household.
So you,
do you think there is a correlation
where Jewish guys
are a little more whipped
by their wives?
Ah,
I mean,
definitely my,
my dad's not like at all.
Black guy's probably
the least whipped
by their wives.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um,
I don't know.
That's a good question.
Russian,
like Eastern European guys. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't know. No, I take it back. Muslim guys are the least whipped by their wives. Yeah. I don't know. That's a good question. Russian, like Eastern European guys?
Yeah.
I don't know.
No, I take it back.
Muslim guys are the least whipped.
Yeah, Muslim guys.
Muslim.
But Indian dudes are actually somewhat whipped.
I think so, yeah.
You know?
I think so, yeah.
That would be interesting to see.
I don't know how Asians are.
Less whipped.
Less whipped.
Not as whipped.
Not as whipped.
Unless they date.
That's when they're dating Asians, though. Yeah, dating Asians. When Asians date white chicks, they lean a little whipped. Less whipped. Not as whipped. Not as whipped. Unless they date... That's when they're dating Asians, though.
Yeah, dating Asians.
When Asians date white chicks, they lean a little whipped.
Boot on the neck.
Boot on the neck in that scenario.
Asian with Asian girl, I find probably not whipped from my estimation.
Yeah, I don't know.
Chime in in the comments.
Let's hear how whipped you are.
Are you Jewish?
Are you whipped?
Yeah.
Let's hear what your...
What's your race? What's your... Out of 10, how whipped are you? Yeah, out of 10, how whipped are you? What Are you whipped? Yeah. Let's hear what, what you're, what's your race?
What's your,
I don't attend.
How whipped are you?
I don't attend.
How whipped are you?
What's your relationship status?
What would be like the number one way to determine you're not whipped?
Like,
have you ever not done something because she told you she didn't want to want
that?
Have you ever canceled events?
We're not because like you had something planned with her just because she
wasn't feeling it.
Uh,
yeah.
Yeah. Are you asking me personally?
No, I'd say that's a pretty good scenario.
Yeah, I think so.
That'd be a pretty good one.
Yeah, you just put your foot down once a year.
Putting your foot down?
I'm not doing this!
Yeah, that's a whip guy mentality.
You let it build up and then you explode.
Yeah, but you just say like,
all right, put one in the piggy bank for me.
I have 364 days of doing this, I put one in the piggy bank for me. I have 364 days of doing shit.
I mean, if you find yourself at a pumpkin patch, you might be whipped.
And then there's some dudes right now being like, pumpkin patches are actually sick.
I love apple cider.
There's nothing like in the fall,
just going to a pumpkin patch with your wife.
See, I don't know if I totally agree
that it's completely whipped just to do things like that.
Yeah.
Because that's whatever.
If you're going to go do an event,
like if she picks the event, whatever.
Yeah, I mean, as long as you get your things in.
Well, I kind of separate it.
It's like you do your events with your friends
and then you do when you're hanging out with her.
It's like, yeah, okay.
I might as well get my full credit for the hangout because if you're gonna
take a day off and do her stuff the last thing you want is like you tried to squeak in half your
things so you're like i kind of didn't even get really what i wanted plus i'm not even getting
credit for the hangout that's true you know what i mean you're better off separating the two it's
like you know the days for her it's like yeah we'll do your things oh fine we'll go to a movie
you and now i'm starting to forget.
I mean, I don't like me and my wife.
Movies where I draw the line.
Yeah.
Me and my wife literally do not watch movies or TV shows together.
Like at all.
Really?
Because we have such separate tastes.
And she wants to watch us.
Just farting and eating together.
Just farting and eating.
She just wants to watch the most garbage shit.
And I'm just like, I'm like, I'm not watching that.
Like literally.
You're not going to catch me, Bachelor, man. Gun to my mom's head. She doesn't even watch that stuff. Nice knowing you. She's just like i'm like i'm not watching that like literally you're not gonna catch me bachelor man gun to my mom's head she doesn't even watch that stuff nice knowing you
she's just like the stuff she watches i'm just like i have zero interest in this and then i'll
be like bachelor was on hannah burner's on oh yeah i'll be like you want to watch like a world
war ii documentary she's just like no that's that's like by uh how i get her out of my face
is just like i'm gonna pop pop on a world war ii doc and then she's just out of her off the tiktok which is 10 part series of monetary policy
do you know corrupt the fed is so yeah they did that he said any jewish person that does business
with me needs to know i don't like or trust any jewish person whatever he's you know going off i
mean that's good business dealing right there he's's going off. I'm not going to lie.
Then they took his thing off Shopify. The sex offender one was funny.
What was that?
He was like, I'm offended by fat chicks or whatever.
Fat chicks was funny.
The fat chick stuff was funny.
Yeah, the fat chicks wasn't bad.
He said something about fat chicks.
He said, I don't work with fat people.
I don't trust them or something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, he says, I'm'm god fat bitches are sex offenders i see them and i'm
sexually offended making lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives to little kids
they gone hurt somebody if you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy you remember it's because
you're broke that's literally loves like black joke. It's like bisexual.
They have sex with you and you buy them stuff.
Yeah.
Sexually offended.
Sexually offended.
That's not bad.
All right.
Yeah.
But again, he didn't think of that.
I guarantee you saw it somewhere.
Now he's saying it.
You're calling him a plagiarizer.
He was.
The problem is.
Look at his whole thing.
He always does that.
It's like the people make.
Anyways, that's enough fucking...
Question about the Sex Pistols.
You guys are probably taking up too much space in my brain, if I'm being honest.
Yeah, when you...
And you would probably know this answer.
When the Sex Pistols were wearing the swastika stuff, were they at kind of the height of
their careers?
I think it started probably...
No, this is probably getting popular.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because it's definitely a harder move, because he's kind of like, you know, he hasn't
had a really good, he hasn't had a banger in a while.
Yeah.
So he's trying to use all the tricks.
Yeah.
I think.
It's different.
It's different when you.
Also, it was a different time, I think.
But.
Yeah.
I honestly, it's hard to know.
I've watched documentaries about it, but like when people are talking about a punk band
wearing a swastika, you can almost guarantee your, whatever story you get is like a narrative yeah of
course you know what i mean yeah so it's very hard to like probably understand what actually
the vibe was at the time and when they were doing it you know yeah that's true yeah and i don't know
yeah i don't know if because it was obviously more like it was closer to world war ii i don't
know if they liked it less than or less now who say that again like i'm saying in
terms of wearing a swastika like because it was obviously world war ii at that point had been 20
years previous like was it more salacious to wear uh the swastika probably right yeah yeah probably
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I got a pile of real slop here.
Oh boy.
This is our last Super Bowl.
I'm hungry.
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They got you at the trough.
Why Taylor Swift getting booed at the Super Bowl was even more chilling than you think.
Oh, wow.
Philadelphia Eagles fans booed Taylor Swift.
They threw batteries at fucking Santa Claus.
I'm pretty sure they threw snowballs when michael irvin broke his
neck and he was he was getting carted off in a stretcher and they were pelting him with snowballs
remember when they were fighting the leafs fans just like yeah they showed up they're like the
biggest scumbag fan base known scumbag yeah are you garbage answers yes yeah i mean they're proud
of it it's just like that's their brand
is where the scumbag
fan is
I know
yeah
it's just like
you think the
Chiefs fans
they were booing
Taylor Swift
at the Super Bowl
well this woman
thinks it was men
it was half the
people in the crowd
were Eagles fans
and Taylor Swift
came up and they
booed them
and she's really
having trouble
fucking getting
that three
do you know
anything about
Eagles fans no this is what she said she's never been to a getting that three-dump score. Do you know anything about Eagles fans?
No, this is what she said.
She's never been to a game probably, right?
Probably not.
Who gave her a $7,500 ticket to go to the fucking Super Bowl?
Well, maybe she went for research.
Maybe it was Glamour Magazine sent her over there.
USAID fucking funded this trip.
Not next year.
Not next year.
You're not getting funded again, pal.
Well, she's tying it into everything.
I've never...
Taylor Swift got booed by the...
Yeah, exactly.
By the Eagles fans.
She's dating the tight end.
All you need to know about this.
Just, that's it.
That's not what she says.
She says, since Donald Trump took office...
She's one sentence in.
She's got Trump in the mix.
Sure.
There have been several times I felt chilled
by the rapid increase of misogyny seeping into our culture.
But watching Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl get booed by a crowd of thousands was a new low.
Oh, no.
You know what it is?
It's obviously this girl's like, because what you're saying is correct.
So she obviously has no idea, like, the dynamics of any of this stuff.
I mean, it's pretty simple dynamics.
It's just like the opposing team in the Super Bowl
is booing the chick.
Right, and she doesn't understand that.
But I'm saying she's probably the person that
she goes to wrestling and she was like,
and Dwayne Johnson was getting booed.
She doesn't understand the kind of jokiness
that's to it a little bit too.
Yeah, for sure.
And they were booing the black guy at the thing
and you're like, hey, he's the bad guy.
I mean, had they put up Brittany Mahomes, who's kind of like a maggot chick, she would
have been booed too.
Yeah, apparently.
And then that would have literally killed your entire...
Well, there was a big controversy of whether Trump got booed because they showed it and
they didn't get booed.
And then a bunch of people were posting videos of one guy booing.
Yeah.
And then saying that...
It was going viral being like no what
happened was all the broadcasters at like they were they took out the booze in the thing and
they added canned cheering really that's what they were saying kaisen at said that i saw a video with
him saying with kendrick that they added in all this crowd noise for his song the pet no they
added in they added in a backing track yelling the pedophile thing.
But a ton of people posted the videos
being like,
no, Trump got booed.
I'm sure some people
booed him.
Some people did boo him,
but most of them
were like one crazy guy
yelling,
you're a traitor!
You're a fucking traitor!
Like losing his mind.
Oh, yeah.
Like it was one guy
losing his mind.
Yeah.
But I don't think
they over, in general,
overdubbed.
So there was a lot
of controversy
because a lot of people on the internet were just like, hey, Oxxy was booed. Yeah, if you want him to be booed, he got booed. If you don't think they over, in general, overdubbed. So there was a lot of controversy because a lot of people on the internet were just like,
hey, Akshay was booed.
Yeah, if you want him to be booed, he got booed.
If you don't want him to be booed, he didn't get booed.
Well, this girl was there and she obviously would prefer he was booed, but she says he's not booed.
Or maybe she needs it for her narrative for him to not be booed.
But I was there at the game when Swift's face appeared on the Jumbotron almost instantly and distinctively male.
Boo.
Dissent erupted from around me. Swift, of course, was
there to support her boyfriend and was
far from the only celebrity in attendance. I don't
even think she knows the connection.
Were any of the other celebrities in attendance dating
a player? I don't even know if she knows
the connection. Dumb. And it probably went up
the chain of glamour people and no one
caught this, too. The editor didn't catch it no yeah i mean again you're like she wrote this
4 000 word article and they go ah also there's another part of it like are you also unaware
that like taylor swift's fans are mostly women yeah yeah exactly i'm sure there were some girls
who were there i'm sure some girl like in a philly's jersey was like probably conflicted
yeah yeah like an eagle's jersey because she's like, I do like Taylor Swift,
but now is not the time to show that
support. There was definitely some chicks there
that probably had to hold
it in. Yeah, for sure. The husband's
like, you're booing right now.
Yeah, you're booing. Giddy's on the line.
Also, our college tuition for our kids
is on the line.
And the other half of our college kids' tuition
is the reason we're here right now.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Yeah, this is such a stupid article.
It's amazing, right?
Perhaps the moment
would have been less visceral
if not for the fact
that an hour earlier
the crowd had exploded for Trump
at the same time.
So I told you there is, yeah,
there's a lot of conspiracy about that.
Taylor Swift at Super Bowl
Therefore is a representation
Of a new NFL
One that isn't just for men
An NFL that's about the entire
Experiences of the league
One that anyone can enjoy
Whether or not they care about the sport
Wait isn't the NFL the league where the guys routinely
Kick the shit out of their wives
Isn't that the NFL
She's saying that's the old nfl that's the old nfl they don't do that she's saying this this sentence is probably my
favorite part of this article but she says this you know the reason they're booing is because
taylor is reminiscent of the new nfl for people who don't even care about the sport
he's like well yeah then even more reason for people to boo i guess yeah you're there you're
not even there for the game you're there You're not even there
For the game
You're there to maybe
Catch a glimpse
Of Taylor Swift
Would you not understand
That people might not like that
She was like
And obviously
That used to be
The old NFL
Whereas the new NFL
Is just a bunch of chicks there
That don't care about the sport
And somehow they have
A problem with this
Yeah and their husband
Just loves the fact
That he dropped 500 bucks
On a ticket
Minimum
For you to come
And you're reading a fucking book
and waiting for... You go for 500? No, it's more than 500.
No, not for the Super Bowl. I'm just saying just games in general.
Yeah, just games in general. For like a Chiefs game.
To me, the desperate reactions
felt like a message that the
Super Bowl, one of our biggest cultural events
in the country, had been reclaimed
by Trump and the type of toxic
masculinity he appears to be the beacon
of, and his supporters
seem to be living for it.
I gotta be honest.
I think that this debate happened like five years ago.
Kaepernick was probably the debate.
Yeah.
But it's like, I don't think that in terms of like the fans, Trump ever never didn't
have a pretty good stronghold on football fans.
No, he has that one funny thing about that picture where the guy was giving him the finger
and then he puts his finger on the glass like that.
You ever see that? No, what whatever trump trump is like in a box i think
he was at like a college football game and there's a guy like front row right behind the box the guy
turns around he's like this and then trump just like puts his finger on the glass like lightly
just like this gives him a great photo you can pull it up johnny for put it on the screen not
right now i don't remember that oh it's a great photo. Yeah, that's pretty funny. But the idea that, yeah, so her whole thesis is she's like, you know, football is for women
now.
Yeah.
And they shouldn't even have to know what the game is.
And no woman should ever get booed ever.
All right.
Well, here's my thesis.
We did all this feminine shit for like a decade.
Listening.
Now it's our turn.
It's our turn again.
It is Danny Pulitzer's turn.
Toxic masculinity is back in vogue it is danny's turn and guess what
danny's angry we did your shit danny has a bone to pick i do have a bone to pick because we did
your stuff we did your stuff yeah and it led to the bin did it and you know it's you got your turn
well i'll tell you everything's cyclical well it's funny because they're like we did your stuff and
you're just like guess what it led to
you're like actually this if I'm being honest
but again
that's still only 20%
of it you are right that 80% of it
is like yes they're booing Taylor Swift
no it's Eagles fans
they would have beat the shit out of her if they had the opportunity
like literally if she just decided to walk around
like just like a civilian
she would have got her ass
kicked by some drunk fucking philly like eagles fan yeah like she would have got the shit beat
out of her well i just did just for um just to uh contrast this article i have from the post
where they said men are a woman wrote this and she said said, men are flocking to female-dominated yoga and Pilates classes, and women are enraged.
We all secretly hate you.
Why?
Well, this is the opposite.
But they're female only?
Well, this is, in my opinion.
Or they're just female-dominated.
No, this is, for me, this is the new society where yoga class and Pilates classes are men now.
Yeah.
where yoga class and Pilates classes are men now.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, hey, you had your female only,
you demanded to be included in male only spaces for a decade or so.
We heard this nonstop where it was like,
you know, women are taking up space now too.
Well, that's what the article is.
The Taylor Swift one is like,
it's supposed to be for women
who don't even pay attention to the game.
Now we're getting booed?
Yeah.
Well, you did this
and now you're getting a little taste of your own medicine.
Nom, nom, nom, nom. Oh, getting a little taste of your own medicine. Oh
Delicious medicine here. Come on me. I mean here comes the airplane
What's in there it's actually your own all the plane crashed the woman was flying it sorry
Playing what's in it? It's actually your medicine so you tell me taste your own and we had a woman oh the horror a woman was flying the plane
yeah shit yeah i mean pilates is obviously a chick thing i don't disagree with them but it's
like my point is it was like yes either you have like either the other thing is you, hey, some spaces are kind of chick spaces and men aren't going to go there.
Or the other way around where you're like, yeah, testosterone is going to be kind of flying high at football games.
Sure.
You can't have it both ways.
Also, you were like, if that man is trans, then now it's cool.
Now it's cool.
You can't have it all the ways.
Now it's cool as a cucumber.
You can't have it all the ways.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, it is funny.
I mean, it is interesting, though, like the type of guys that want to do chick classes
and Pilates.
Yeah.
I mean, again, they know what they're up to.
100%.
They're getting their fucking peep show on, man.
That's the ultimate perv move.
Yeah, for sure.
But she describes it.
So there's a whole bunch of girls.
This is sort of caught on online.
It's like female with the gym guy that's always giving people gym pointers uh joey something joey swole joey swole
yeah it is funny every once in a while he goes viral but he does just post every day being like
a video of someone that didn't put the weights back in the right place and you're just like this
is no good yeah he's calling a fucking a planet fitness but you leave your sweat in the sky you
leave your sweat on the machine
with Joey Swole in the premises.
That guy fucking has a meltdown.
Oh, man.
Or if he just catches wind of it.
You do not want fucking Jimmy Swole.
Joey Swole get a video of you
not fucking wiping down your machine after.
Jim Etiquette guy.
He's a gym Nazi is what he is.
He is kind of a gym Nazi.
I mean, I don't mind him going to task,
taking the influencers.
The filmers, I agree with him.
But the problem is when he got involved, now he has so many views and he needs a Jim infraction every day.
I know, I know.
He needs three Jim infractions to complain about a day.
He's like all those guys who find racist people on the internet.
Yes.
That's for Jim stuff.
And then now you got to find a racist person every day to keep the gravy train rolling.
This guy is the Jim infraction video supply.
It's not me.
The gym infraction video demand.
Might have to start hiring actors just to keep the fucking train going.
This guy is fucking waking up.
He's cheesed, fam, if he's using infraction.
Cheesed, dad.
I wonder if Joey Swole, when he wakes up, if he ever has it like i guess i gotta make another
gym infraction video probably but how i'm pissed off about someone left their sweat on the machine
yeah i mean yeah he's he's gotta do it it's like it's the only content he makes that's what i mean
is it another day another dollar for him where he kind of is like oh no that's bradley martin
owns a gym i don't know i wonder if he owns a gym or something and he can just maybe he make
maybe he could easily just uh transition into actual gym
content yeah yeah i don't know what he does outside of that that's a good question well
anyways he's saying they're saying that there's some juiced guys at pilates they go they're
disrupting the hot zen yoga class with behavior doing push-ups before the class started push-ups
bother you well i know you're you're right but it is funny because i'm on both sides of this
argument so i want to be clear on that.
Because on the first side of the argument,
I'm like, it's one of the two.
It's either there's girl spaces and there's guy spaces,
or there's neither.
Yes, and there are no guy spaces.
Right, so then there's neither.
But on the other side of it,
I do get the idea of girls wanting to go to a yoga class,
and then a guy shows up beforehand to be in like,
like they're just stretching stretching and he's like oh yeah i mean i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that didn't happen okay
there was no guy like that didn't fucking happen some guy was like a meek push up meek slender guy
was in the corner at a pilates class trying to get the blood flowing. Breathing heavily,
grunting, slurping his water.
He wasn't slurping his water. He's bothering
them the way that a boyfriend that they hate each other
now bothers you. Yeah, exactly.
Where just every infraction pisses you off.
It's meant to be quiet and peaceful.
They said this guy's grunting.
That didn't happen.
So you're on the thing that they're exaggerating.
Absolutely. She's already annoyed by this guy. Yeah, you don't on the thing that they're exaggerating. Absolutely.
She's already annoyed by this guy.
Yeah, you don't like the fact that he's in there.
Now he's breathing.
His breathing's bothering you.
Exactly.
Yeah, his breathing.
He's breathing too loud.
Well, this is the bed you made, ladies.
At 7 in the morning.
That's more my overall point, but it is 7 in the morning.
Why must you take up more space than you
naturally do? So now he's being accused of taking
up too much space. He's bigger than
you. And also he's just like, yeah, there was an extra
slot available. Why can't you be seen
and not heard? See? So these women
clinging to the old guard of Pilates. Oh, women
fucking seen and not heard,
huh? They want you to be seen and not heard. The yappiest
sex. Yeah, but she wants to go to the
fucking football game And blog about it
Blog about people doing football things at the football game
You know
That's rich I'm sure these heads are clucking
Before and after these classes
And not to mention she's like oh this guy's coming to steal space
He's like no he's coming to wait for you guys to go to the bathroom
So he can stay an extra couple minutes and sniff your seats
You're even missing the problem with it
Clean your seats with his even missing the problem with it clean your seats
with his tongue
like a true man
you're gonna watch
this guy
yeah these girls
are gonna head out
and fucking watch
this guy take your
towel and just
drip fucking
drain the sweat
onto his tongue
yuck
yeah why would you
as a dude
why would you want
to go to an all girls
Pilates class
other than for the
problem is there's
no such thing as a
guy's Pilates class.
Yeah, there is.
It's like 98% female dominated.
Well, some of the athletes do Pilates.
Yeah, they do Pilates because they have a gym that has one of those reformer machines.
But it's like if you want to go to a class of women.
So if you want to do Pilates, you have no choice but to do it with women.
Yeah, like in New York City, I would be hard- to believe that there's like a all male Pilates
class.
It just like wouldn't be full.
Guys just like don't really do Pilates.
They lift weights and stuff.
And there are no, there are all women gyms.
There's no all men gyms.
I mean, you know what?
Okay.
There might be some guys that's just a Pilates fanatic, but from my end of it, I'm just like,
yeah, don't do Pilates.
I'm not going to catch me at a Pilates concert.
A lot of fucking Pilates dudes at fish concerts. So those guys are gone. Yeah. Like the hippie granola dudes who go to yoga and they do Pilates. You don't remember the fish concert? You're not going to catch me at a Pilates concert. A lot of fucking Pilates dudes at fish concerts.
So those guys are gone.
Yeah, like the hippie granola dudes who go to yoga and they do Pilates.
They do anything but pick up a fucking barbell.
I'll tell you that much.
Anything but just pick up a fucking weight.
Women's a little like that, too.
They're doing so much wacky stuff.
So much shit.
They do everything other than just pick up a fucking weight.
Pick up a fucking thing.
Pick something heavier.
God forbid.
Ah, shit.
Other women feel similarly, such as content creators.
So there's a bunch of women on here making their videos about how they're not happy about it.
It would be funny if you're scrolling through TikTok and you saw the girl in your class
making a rant.
I know.
That would be awkward.
Ranting and screaming about you.
Says that her day is automatically ruined when there's a man in the Pilates class.
Let's win for the boys!
Win for the boys!
Yeah, maybe that is.
But like, the point,
the overall point that I'm sort of trying to make
is like, okay, so you don't understand
why like nine guys get together to play video games
might feel the same way sometimes
when the chick joins in.
You know what I mean?
Or like how you just ruined
the whole video game industry.
Did you see that USAID,
apparently USAID was like funding gamergate
yeah what is that what does that mean do you know did you know the details the one thing i saw with
was that they hired they gave money to some game developer to just make like more feminist based
video games gotcha like just insert that kind of shit into the games this is nuts that the
government's fucking on that oh dude they're on all sorts of shit man they've been they've been on stuff yeah also once you
start talking like a toronto man it's hard to get out of your vocabulary man it's fun it's gonna be
three days because of doing because of talking like that for 10 minutes this morning before we
did this podcast i'm gonna literally be talking like a toronto man's for another week and a half
i know it'll slowly you like the vocabulary will stay but the accent will leave but you'll still be like are you cheesed yeah yeah yeah you know i've been doing that hey from time
when we spend what do you say and that was the biggest thing when i first got to america probably
my there wasn't that many but probably the first one that i was like yo what are you saying tonight
and go people go what am i saying i was like yeah did i stutter yeah and he's like what the hell
are you talking i only learned about that recently that people didn't say and it was comedians right so they're like what do you mean like my jokes like
what jokes i was like no like instead of what are you doing tonight people say like what are you up
to the people's like y'all what are you saying tonight yeah yeah she added we hate you other
women feel serious uh similar similar ways why some users call riley's remarks sexist and other
men chimed in even though they are
hesitant about attending class given the judgment many tiktokers agree with her and believe in
calling out obnoxious yeah just go to an all-women's class and yeah why must men such make such
unnecessary noise just existing or when they have to make a show of grabbing heavy weight. We get it. You hate men. Thank you. Yeah, we get it.
The stuff was all very cool.
Yeah, just, you know.
For the last while.
It's not anymore, though.
Wait till you show up to your Pilates class.
It's all booked up, and it's all just dudes.
Then you'll be really cheesed.
Oh, yeah.
And Joey Swole has something to say when you're in men's spaces.
So listen.
There are no men's spaces.
Dude, if we tried to go set up a fucking gentleman's,
not a gentleman's club, but just like a guy's cigar lounge or whatever,
two seconds, there's chicks being like, why can't we come in?
You'd be having an article written about you.
Yeah, if we were like the boys' cast lounge, boys only.
We've set up the only successful all-male space, which is this podcast.
Yeah, and there's still women who have subverted.
We're on to you.
Dude, if we tried to set up just a club like that,
like those old Greek-Italian dudes.
No woman's ever spoken on that mic, though.
Yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
And it's going to stay that way.
No, because there's a couple that we'd have on.
Yeah, there are.
We've never done it yet, but I think we had a couple bangers.
We were going to have Roseanne on.
Yeah, Roseanne would be a good one. There's couple people she's all right dude yeah yeah but yeah no
no woman has ever i mean we haven't yet i mean you know for a fact because when we would go to
fucking our friends guys we fucked their mics are all covered in makeup is that true yes yeah
because remember we had because we used to share the studio with them and sometimes the mics would
just get like
They would grab one of our mics and vice versa
And you'd know which mics were theirs because it would be covered in makeup
Whereas yours is covered in cum
Yeah
That's so funny
You know what, I've been having a real fun time with those
ChatGBT fighting with it
You're fighting with ChatGBT?
You know what?
I've been doing all these sketches and stuff like that.
I feel really more back in my element.
And I was doing too many other wacky things.
And I'm like, literally, I'm just sitting here writing sketches.
I feel funnier.
I'm more in my element.
It gets the juices flowing.
It gets the juices flowing more.
And because of that, I've been more of a fun guy.
So I've been just doing stuff.
I told you Steve Harvey, the scam, which i now know the scam is uh that
they basically they say they want you to appear on someone's podcast and what they do is they get
you to sign up for facebook and then they take over your facebook they gave they make you click
a link take over your facebook and then they pump shit coins basically right right yeah i found i
found the dana carvey one and it was also from steve for me to be on the dana carvey podcast
i went looking for it after we talked to it and
it was also from well i've been having fun because i've been messaging them back and i was like hey
i was wondering if steve has a list of things he wants me to talk about or not talk about
and then i'm getting sir sir do not redeem i've been sending all these messages being like is
there anything steve would like me to wear yeah i don't want to wear the same thing as Steve.
And then he messaged me back and I go,
did Steve say that?
Or are you just saying that?
I'd really prefer if you asked Steve.
What's the English like?
Not very great.
But I think they use translators now,
so it's not that bad.
But I mean, I'm having fun bothering them
because I'll never get the thing.
And then the last one I said,
because they need to do it on Facebook,
I said, is it okay if we do it on Zoom
and then you just put it on there after?
Because I don't use Facebook very much yeah the version's dead set on being facebook
or just make a face make a new facebook account or whatever it's just like zero yeah yeah yeah
here you go but so i've been doing that and chat gbt for fighting with chicks is like dude
unrivaled it's on i haven't found very many good uh purpose for it for work stuff if i'm being
completely honest the only real use case i've found is like uh making chicks mad yeah yeah
just just wrapping them up in a web of logic they always are like well this is doing this and you go
okay i'll just check is there any proof of that happening it's great they say no shut the fuck
off like yeah dude i'm telling you
chat jpt i go people are saying this is that is there actual proof or is that just rumors and then
i go why do you think people are saying that if it's not true and they go well a lot of times
media has narratives and i go that's fucking that's weird media is unbiased i've been having
a field at day my friend yeah the ladies don't like that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And then the next iteration of this is when you can just replace yourself.
So she's just arguing with a fucking computer.
You're just in the other room fucking getting stuff done.
No, this has been a big fight.
The Chet GPT is going to get my computer smashed.
I actually think it wouldn't be surprising if my laptop gets fucking thrown against the wall in the next fucking two weeks.
You're liking it, though.
You're having fun with it.
I'm having a fucking blast over here, man.
That's good shit.
Well, this is actually healthy.
I'll just check the calories on that.
Every single day.
Yeah, fortunately, my wife doesn't respond to logic in any kind of argument, so I couldn't even use it because it would just be pointless.
But I also get in with chat GBT too. Our buddy John
Lonsdale, he told us
he told me some great prompts so you can
actually put in full on prompts
and you basically, he says you train it
to be a guy, not a chick. You go, I don't want
any extraneous information. Never
give me warnings because a lot of
times it says, well this is a sensitive subject
you say, never ever
give me any warnings for anything
but you got to do that before do not give me extraneous no there's like an area where you
put like your oh your rules current oh interesting yeah you go that you didn't see it's in our chat
group so you know i saw i saw that but i didn't know that you could have like i didn't know that
you have to prompt it each time you ask it something no no this is permanent oh yes it
sticks with it right oh that's cool so then you can do that and then you basically say like it's
like no extraneous uh information never give me uh don't give me stuff you're unsure of ever if
you're not sure exactly like tell me like i want facts only like you basically say facts don't care
about your feelings to your thing i want ben shapiro i want yes i want straight up facts i
don't want you give me any flowery language don't use adjectives to soften blows like you can say
shit like that interesting
then it just starts talking to you like a dude and you just get the information no fluff yeah
because it's it's the point it is trained to sort of like be like you know i don't want to be
like it doesn't want to get in trouble yeah it doesn't want to get in trouble yeah yeah
that's a little too much softens his language all the time and gives you all these warnings
and tries to give you both sides of the story be like i don't if i'll ask you if i want the other side of the story what i'm asking for is the facts right
now interesting yeah so that's been fun but here would be a good one so i think i told you i might
have told you this or i don't know if you're paying attention when i was because it's in one
of our groups but my favorite thing i did was i was looking i was doing it for a joke or something
like that i was doing a a joke and i was trying to find out it was like suicide thing. And I was trying to find out the trans suicides versus something like that.
Right.
And then I basically asked Chachi BT,
I was like,
um,
you know,
what's the difference in suicides,
men and women.
And basically women,
uh,
way more suicide attempts,
male,
way more suicide.
Right.
And then I was like,
uh,
so who commits suicide more for it with trans
people and it was like well that would be uh trans it said trans women would commit suicide or it's
trans uh trans men would commit suicide more and it said and i was like why is that in chat gbt was
like well because men like i said before given the data uh men often commit suicide more but the trans women have more
trans women i would have more attempts right and then i was like okay but is that actually true
are you just telling me that and i said go look up the data and find out who has more attempts
and then uh basically you find out and it was like actually trans men have more suicide attempts
and trans women kill themselves more and i said
so wouldn't that say that they follow the gender that they were biologically born and not the
gender that they've changed to in chat dbt had to literally say yes i guess that would be true
and i was like so why did you tell me before and i hold it in an argument with a robot
so why would you tell me that then why would you lie to me well you have to let chat gpt know
because it trains it for next time you're just like i'm not gonna put up with this shit give
me the information i require don't try to tell me like the politically correct information i want
the actual thing yeah but that is an interesting thing so it's once they transition they still do
that still follows the biological gender in terms of those stuff. Obviously. Well, ChatGPT didn't want to fucking
admit that. Yeah, well.
I had to pry it out of its fucking cold
computer hands. I mean, these things are still trained
by people
at the end of the day. Anyways,
I've been having a fun time with it, and I really
I haven't found a ton of use cases, except for
one thing that I tried.
Actually, this is more of an example of me
not finding a use case but
essentially i try uh this actually pissed me off if i'm being honest because i
so i was using i wrote this script right and it was kind of one where it's like a lot of words
and i was doing like a it was a bit i haven't released it yet but um but it was a wordy one
okay but a monologue yeah and then so i asked it
i go hey i wrote this sketch here's the thing here's the thing here's here's some youtube
videos where i've done a similar style and i said why why don't you read this and see if there's uh
if you could tighten this up for me or see if there's anything that doesn't make sense i don't
know if it can get transcripts maybe not i don't know but anyways it reads my thing gives me an entire list
of things it goes it would be way funnier if you did this and this and this and it changed this and
I was just like yeah those are not better it gave me it literally it was condescending it was like
you give it it was like if you give an intern something and be like hey punch this up for me
and it goes and it came back and it was like you know the way you've done it it would be way funnier
if you did this voice I just rewrote the whole thing for you. Yeah.
And I was just like, and it was way, way less funny.
Yeah.
Like Chad GPT made it like over the top, like how a really bad like comedy channel for kids would do it.
For sure.
Like beat you over the head with the jokes.
Like it added like language to make it more jokey.
And I was like, yeah, this is way less funny.
And I literally said, I was like, I'm not, hey, I'm better at comedy.
I said, I'm a professional comedian, so I assure you I'm better than you at comedy.
I love to know what you're up to in your free time here.
Just arguing.
I said, I'm assuring you that I'm better than you at comedy, so that I'm not asking you
for comedy advice.
Always respect the comedic style that I've given you.
I'm an artist.
You are a robot.
I will never want notes on my comedic style.
What I'm looking for is if there's any hypocrisy in my sketch,
like two things that don't make sense with each other.
I'm asking for logic ideas.
The only hypocrisy here is that you call yourself a comedian,
but this is dog shit.
Fuck.
I'm telling you if I
take one of your sketches that you wrote
give it to chat GBT and tell it to make me funnier
and then report back to me say if it's actually funnier
I mean honestly I've never had
any
other than just
using it as the closest thing to like a
replacement for a search engine
but in terms of that high level stuff I've had nothing
of any sort
its main purpose is to get you in fights yeah with checks get you out of them
or get you into them or both but yeah in terms of like search engine stuff sometimes it'll be good
like what was the most recent thing my dog with my dog i was like i need some exercises for my
dog's leg yeah and it just gave me a good list and probably would have taken me three times as long.
I got one that I heard.
Like,
people that are into running,
they like playlists
where the BPMs match that.
Yeah.
It's hard to get that.
They'll give you,
you go,
hey,
I'm running at this,
like,
speed.
Here,
give me a playlist.
Oh,
that's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give me a playlist.
Here's the type of music I like.
Give me a good playlist
of songs that are BPMs like this.
Oh,
and then it's like,
they not like us.
You're like,
damn it.
You fucking piece of shit, Chad.
Nothing anti-Canadian.
We're going through a tough time right now.
Yeah.
Churdley's had a funny one that he went viral.
He was making fun of a Toronto man watching the thing.
You know Churdley.
He was watching the video crying.
I was like, that's funny
but also not funny. I like that
Drake went to Australia for this whole thing.
Yeah, I know. Just went to the farthest place on the planet
away from America. Yeah, I know.
Not gonna save you there, Drake.
Still gonna find out, but they still watch the Super Bowl in Australia.
Not bad history, pal.
Oh, they weren't. They were at his concert, man.
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Smaller, perkier breasts are among the biggest trends we'll see in 2025 real data so
you'd probably disagree with that i mean what do you mean trends wow that people like it and just
like for this next just year well how they find out these things is in fashion uh is one part of
it like other you know all the people that are getting popular and like... Well, big jokes
are never in terms of like high fashion.
The Kim Kardashian body with like the big ass
and the big tits was like popular and now it's going
back to like... And here's the other thing.
Girls that are getting breast
implants, they have data on what they get
and the girls are not getting big breasts anymore.
Like that sort of out. And then a lot of girls that had
breast implants are getting them reduced.
So there's a ton of data on that because kim iran actually did that shit 18
percent decrease in augmentation and five percent uptick in implant removal yeah and so a lot of
dudes are just i've always been i like a skinny chick with like which you know so they can have
big ones but like that model just generally doesn't come it's more the model of girl i like
generally doesn't come with them big ones so they of girl I like generally doesn't come with them.
Sure.
Big ones, so they'd be fake and then fine, yeah.
But it's like you don't see that,
you know, model generally.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rarely.
It's just, yeah,
the model doesn't usually come with them,
but that is according to the data, so.
Big boobs are out.
Apparently.
It goes in cycles, I guess, right?
Yeah.
All right.
You see the fat girl go on Charlemagne?
Yeah. So the 500-pound girl. The rapper who got with the Lyft or whatever? Yeah, we covered. I guess right yeah alright you see the fat girl go on Charlemagne uh yeah
so the 500 pound girl
the rapper who got
with the lift or whatever
yeah
we covered
so she's 500 pounds
and she went and did
the breakfast club
and then basically
more like breakfast
and lunch club
and dinner
got him
oh great
yeah
good stuff thank you thank you he wouldn't fucking see chappy gt coming up with the
hell now no never never so yeah so went on breakfast club went on breakfast club and then
came in and was basically there to complain about how like fat people it's so hard and then sat in
the chair and then couldn't sit in the chair and then was like you guys don't have a bigger chair
for people of size and then basically and then basically they had to take the chair and then couldn't sit in the chair and then was like you guys don't have a bigger chair for people of size and then basically and then basically they had to take
the chair and put the bring the couch in so she could sit on it like they just had a couch like
in their studio like ours and then just had to bring the two people had to bring the couch in
and move the chair so she could sit on a couch at the microphone i mean probably she's like
she calls fat the f word she says she likes to refer to it she's like what does dave blunt sit on when he comes here uh hospital like a freaking hospital apparatus some apple
boxes or something yeah wheel in the bed the hospital bed basically that guy's been in the
hospital for a minute yeah that's what happens when it does what happens 500 well it's funny
because david blunts keeps going to the hospital call him david his his uh god-given name david blunts he's guppy so dave blunts he keeps being
in the hospital and then people in the hospital keep like seeing him there and then fucking
snapping photos and photos of him and he keeps getting mad that his privacy yeah i wouldn't be
super pumped about that no one's gonna be pumped but it's like you walk by and you see dave blunts
he's a big boy wearing the literally the same thing he wears and everything just like this purple track suit yeah
but the reason i you know whatever that was funny obviously that girl but we got some real slop
in addition because they're really now that the so now that the body positivity stuff's dying down
you know the big boobs because a big part of the reason big boobs were getting like pushed so much
yeah i mean obviously dudes like big boobs. I'm not saying that.
But like the reason why it was like really getting pushed because it was pairing with
fat chicks.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
So it was like when you have like, you know, chicks getting fatter, you kind of have a
lot of.
The chubs are getting bigger.
Yeah.
You also put a lot of emphasis on jugs where they were trying to, you know, they were trying
to like psyop you in to be like, jugs are the most important thing.
So you could have these girls that are 40 pounds overweight being like pretty pretty i'm actually yeah yeah this is what you want right this is what
you want yeah exactly yeah so i think that was a part of it right i agree yeah so this stuff's all
combining and now the this is from huffpost so this is a real slop factory oh yeah and they said
bigorexia is on the rise here's what parents should know and bigorexia
is a psychological condition the type of bio dys dysmorphic disorder body dysmorphic disorder
which involves the distorted self-images that focuses on muscle side physical appearance
certified eating disorder therapist and national director of eating disorder programs at newport
health care told huffpost so they hate the dudes are getting jacked.
Yeah, they hate the dudes.
So I hate to say this,
because there is part of me that does actually agree with this,
because some bodybuilder dudes,
like the ones who are on steroids and stuff,
they are kind of like this,
where they see themselves,
they could be the biggest dude at their gym,
and they're just like, I'm fucking a rake.
Yeah, I'm a rake.
Yeah, they really are.
Some of them do get like that, though,
or like these dudes who are on,
so, like, you ever see guys
who are on so much,
like, the steroids
and their body looks, like,
so out of whack or whatever
because they just, like,
they just can't,
they're like, I'm so small.
Well, you're talking about extreme dudes.
Yeah, the extremes, yeah, yeah.
Okay, but I'll argue,
okay, if you-
Yeah, not just dudes working out.
Yeah, but I would make the argument to you
that that's necessary.
Okay, so if you're trying to be, like,
the richest man in the world,
you probably do need some level of, like, fuck, I don't even have enough you that that's necessary. Okay. So if you're trying to be like the richest man in the world, you probably do need some level of like,
fuck,
I don't even have enough money.
Like if you're trying to be as a comedian,
how many times have you been like,
fuck that?
I don't have enough.
Like,
this isn't even funny,
dude.
I suck.
Like I need,
I need more fucking jokes.
I need to do better.
I need funny.
Sure.
So I think that like greatness requires that,
you know what I mean?
that's a good point.
So if you have a type of guy that's like,
you know,
trying to be the best in the world at that if you have a type of guy that's like you know trying
to be the best in the world at that you need a little bit of that yes is there some normal people
probably a little but like that also takes the guy that's going to work out five fucking hours a day
is probably like a pretty driven dude that's trying to be the best at something so it's probably only
affecting like overachieving high value males true. That's true. The high values.
Yes, it affects dudes the way that there's guys in finance that are fucking grinding themselves to the bone.
And you're like, I'll tell you what,
Huffington Post average person,
I promise you high-performing male that's excelling at something
is not your concern.
No, no, no, that's true.
I promise you, you don't have to worry about that.
No, these dudes are all in bodybuilding forums
talking about this shit.
Sure, yeah.
And then on top of that, they're-
On Chinese steroids.
They are fucking buying.
And by the way, I'll give you that.
That's another thing.
Yeah.
If you are juiced, that's a completely different argument.
Because one thing is like, you're like, these guys are working out too much and they're
trying to get too jacked.
Yeah, if you're not going on steroids, this is a completely different problem.
And the other argument, this guy's doing drugs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Like, if you're not on steroids, I was specifically referencing steroid users.
There's a different thing, right?
Yeah, your body can only get to a certain size without steroids.
And if you're like, I got to keep working out, you're like, okay, keep working out.
And for probably 95% of guys, getting really jacked is a bit of a phase.
Yeah.
I mean, it's hard.
It's like you got to change everything in your life to do that.
You need to have a lot of free time. You to eat like insane amounts of food and specific you gotta be the dude
who you're just like on the subway and you bust out your tupperware of rice and chicken breast and
and eventually a lot of those guys start making kind of a living doing that or they're a personal
trainer it's kind of their whole world yeah or they start realizing that there's probably easier
ways to get chicks yes because i think i mean at some point you get too big chicks like almost
don't like that unless they're into that unless they're into that but i'm saying like yeah for
in terms of the bell curve you know like you're but you have to admit there's probably like in
high school like guys that are like 18 20 i think there's probably a lot of dudes that get super
into working out probably for getting chicks
right yeah for sure and then you know they i think that a lot of dudes also realize like oh there's
actually a million easier ways to get chicks i don't have to spend i can just you can work out
you work out three if you eat decently work out three times a week cardio three four times a week
you're doing better than most people.
For sure.
You're in the top 10%.
Which is probably plenty.
Unless you're actually looking for girls that are looking for a bodybuilder.
Yeah, that's true.
And then you'll meet them.
And if you're a black guy, you can probably work out 15, 20 minutes a month.
And feed my jack to get a pack going.
A couple sit-ups a year, you get a pack going.
Yeah, you're joked.
If you're a Jamaican man, you can get those sit-ups going with like,
eat one less chocolate bar a year.
Yeah, that'll do the trick.
One less beef patty every fucking two years.
Hey!
That's not gonna get crazy.
But I just think it's so funny, like Huffington Post,
you're like, yeah, that's America's problem,
is the men that are fucking getting too fucking jacked.
I know.
Also, yeah, no HuffPost readers.
Biggest obesity epidemic in the world.
Little obesity lines
look like this.
The girl obesity lines
are fucking,
they ran out of marker.
It's vertical.
Vertical line.
Yeah,
you know what our problem is?
Jim Bro is getting too jacked.
Yeah.
And yes,
if you're on steroids,
that's a completely different thing.
We're not talking about that.
That's a different,
you know.
Yeah,
that's a different thing.
Big Xer, bigorexia, the afflicted person is obsessed with becoming more muscular,
preoccupied with the idea that their body isn't brawny enough.
The belief is, and the subsequent preoccupation can lead to unhealthy behaviors,
including obsessive eating, and may lead to changing one's eating to be as lean as possible.
I mean, as far as possible. I mean,
as far as unhealthiness goes,
like again,
you could say,
you know,
the guy that wants,
you know,
Wayne Gretzky when he was trying to be a hockey player,
you know,
spend eight hours on the pond.
You could say that's an unhealthy,
yeah,
you could say that's an unhealthy obsession.
Sure.
Yeah.
You're like,
yeah,
a guy wants to be a fucking jacked bodybuilder and he's spending all his time thinking about
it and doing it.
And you're like,
that's unhealthy.
It's like to you, fat fucking huff post sure writer and most
guys were like i want to be like five percent body fat you're like it should you ever get to
that point you're like that was such a miserable experience yeah you generally like nobody stays
there because you're like this is horrible this is the shittiest thing to do it's not a fun life
no terrible terrible whenever you're trying to achieve there is easier ways to do it. Yes. My
thing is this is just not, you're not
selling me on, you're not going to catch on
girls being like, all these guys that are
getting too big, that's a problem. We need to stop it.
People are getting too fit. That's probably the issue.
Okay, first off, the fucking person, did you see the
person who wrote this article? What does he look like?
Her. He? Her name's
Caroline Bologna.
That's literally her name. Caroline Bologna. That's literally her name.
Caroline Bologna.
Like B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
You can't be fat if your last name is Bologna.
Her name's Caroline Bologna.
I hope she's not a big girl with her last name Bologna.
No, she's not.
No, she's normal size.
Normal size. I'm still calling B with the last name Bologna. That's rough. No, she's not. No, she's normal size. Normal size.
You can't.
I'm still calling Bologna on Caroline Bologna.
You definitely can't be in a body positive with the last name Bologna.
Senior reporter, too.
John Candy, too.
Same thing.
Call him Bologna.
That's tough, man.
Caroline Bologna.
So Caroline Bologna thinks to be legit.
I know.
She's like, it's Bologna.
It's Bologna. Okay? i don't care what you say there's a guy i'm in our uh elementary school we used to always it's probably like grade four or five we used to always look at the uh
the graduation photos and there was this guy and he kind of had like a pig face a little bit his
last name was p pigo he's probably these guys probably in grade eight when we were
in like grade four too right and so we used to like he we used to be like the dare was like
can you go yell pigo you know yeah and then he would chase you down and try to beat you up
basically oh really and then one time i was someone yelled pigo and then he got my body oh
no this was uh actually when we went to you know how they would like grade when you start high school so we've been, you know how they grade when you start high school?
So we've been doing this for years.
And then when you start high school, you have like an orientation day.
And me and my friends got suspended for the first four days of orientation.
So the first four days of high school, we were suspended because we kind of wreaked havoc at the orientation.
So I didn't go to the first few days of high school.
And then we went to this thing.
And also I had the stitches at the time from being bitten by the dog.
Oh, really?
It was a whole,
I went into high school.
Crazy time.
A lot of stuff going on.
But then we were at the orientation.
Now I remember it.
And then my buddy,
we were fucking,
he ended up being
one of the people
at the orientation.
He yells,
Pigo.
And then he grabbed him
by the neck,
put him at the thing
and he goes,
it's pronounced Piju.
That was the last time that ever happened. legendary line is pretty we've been calling this guy piggo for six years top that he looked like so he was like in grade
12 and we had the kind of like this nose and a bit of that nose i mean not a crazy amount but
too much for a name like piggo it's pronounced Pijou.
It's French.
Yeah, tough.
I remember his legendary photo in the graduation hall.
Pigo.
Shit. Every one of my buddies will remember if that got brought up.
Legendary.
So anyways, yeah, baloney can't be Telling people
They need to get
Clatter and not in shape
Not in shape no
It's just like
It's one of those things
Where it's like
It's literally someone that's
You know
Living on their buddy's couch
Writing articles
That some people are
Fucking working too hard
To get rich
Yeah yeah yeah
What's with this
Hustle culture nonsense
Yeah exactly
Unemployed person
Writing an article about
Kind of
It's like you're just not the vessel for
this no no you're the vessel for huffington post i mean by that well yeah just in general across
the board not necessarily baloney i mean trump the other day someone like i think i think it
was huffington post he's like they're like uh someone asked him a question from he's like you
guys are still in business i thought you guys were dead funny thing to say and they say okay
a couple more sentences
from this and that's not even taken into consideration the misleading role of filters
angles poses makeup um one point they made that was sort of fair is like with people online if
you're watching if you're a dude like looking at other guys that are fitness influencers like first
of all some of them just have those natural bodies everyone says i mean if you want to be like a mr
olympia it's pure genetics but the other is when they do these shoots you
forget how much like dehydration they do oh yeah like a lot of these guys like hugh jackman when
he was doing his you know photos for wolverine it's like guy spends guy does like professional
grade like guys spitting in a bucket for two days yeah he doesn't even like swallow his spit
yeah yeah exactly right that's like you do all the dehydration
techniques right so that is fair where you if some people are looking oh i want to have that body and
you're like it's you have to you can't have a whole team to get it it's unfair oh hell no it's
hell yeah really so they said what can parents do and this is for parents that have uh sons that are
in high school that are trying to get too jacked limit social media consumption as much as possible
but recognize they cannot you cannot eliminate it altogether so basically you tell them they're
grounded until they realize they're jacked enough put them in a rascal scooter just you go this is
the only way you get around now yeah until you get fatter you're grounded until you realize that
you're fucking shredded to look in the mirror and tell me you're shredded or you're not allowed on
social media there's probably
one mom reading this
who's having like
some weird conversation
with her son
who's like pretty normal.
But imagine being like,
yeah, being like,
you got into working out,
you were getting pretty shredded
and your mom's yelling at you
because you're too shredded.
Yeah, you're like,
I'm trying to make like
the football team or something.
You're like,
why do you work out so much?
I'm into working out.
Yeah, I'm into working out.
I'm trying to be on the football team.
Me and my friends
like going to the gym.
You're too shredded you're too shredded
you're grounded until you stop getting juiced up she's like sneaking high fructose corn syrup
no swole people in our house talking about body diversity it's like stop it you have a so he's
got a 16 year old son just hit puberty he's got t he him and his boys start going to the gym
taking protein shakes he's starting to look pretty good sit down son there's lots of different bodies the world needs string beans
yeah life would be boring if we all look the same yeah and i'm gonna be fucking looking
i'm gonna be fucking adonis i'm gonna be yoked uh so this is craziness only intervention and
treatment are vital to stop the progression Of muscle dysphoria
Treatment?
Intervention
Oh my god, like your mom's sending you a therapist
Because you like to work out
You'd rather just go spend the money on a trainer
You just walk into your house
Sit down son
My grades are too
My grades are a problem
You go sit down son
You're too swole
Too jacked Hi hi i'm your cousin i remember we used
to play now i look at you you're just jacked i can't even play with you anymore for fear of
getting injured because you are so strong now the other day after our dinner we went to get cake
you didn't have any that That hurt me dearly.
You brought a banana and then ate it while I ate my hot fudge sundae.
This hurts everyone around you.
This is hurting everybody around you.
And most importantly, you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So let's.
I mean, the slop factory is cranking them out.
Slop factory is cranking them out.
I don't know.
You tell me if you think this is slop or not.
Ozempic's making people blind.
You seen that going around?
I saw that.
I think it's people with diabetes.
I was reading it because I think if you have diabetes, you can go blind.
Because you need the glucose and stuff.
Something.
I don't know exactly.
Something's happening.
I think they're saying that.
I don't know.
Because I read this and then I looked at it.
You think this is propaganda from the junk food industry?
I don't know. But Ozempic, I looked this and then I looked at it. You think this is propaganda from the junk food industry? I don't know.
But Ozempic, I looked this up.
Ozempic was developed in the 90s first by Novo Nordisk.
That's when they found it.
They've been testing this since literally the mid-90s.
Right.
If blindness was an actual symptom.
So you're saying probably it's someone that's super overweight and you're like, listen,
this person's having all sorts of problems.
There's something else going on because this was tested pretty heavily heavily all right danny rules it false moving on daily mail
not happening sorry not happening none yeah none your business you know what okay let's just skip
ahead here for a second and talk about the the because there's been sort of a bunch stuff going
on the trump elon uh doge world a lot of things uh trump says
he's going to rename greenland to red white and blue land okay i mean gulf of america is official
i don't know if you saw that i know yeah i saw some people i think it was apple maps was trying
to hold out for a second there was a few different places they were trying to hold out catch the wrath
of the trump administration if you fucking try that shit for too long i saw a bunch of comics
saying that they're deleting google maps really which is hilarious that trump you delete google maps just because they changed it to gulf
of america yeah what the fuck do they care because it's like every time that they look up the gulf
it does seem like for nothing it's just like one for just like literally just like uh who's that
for i guess i mean set a set of precedent who knew you could do this literally who knew that that
was an option i could see that we're changing a fourth street on manhattan to ryan street so it
goes one two three right five six seven you could do that i don't know yeah i guess you can
executive order we're changing manhattan to woman hat yeah hey might be that but uh yeah a bunch of
comics that i saw like super lib comics were like really uh
that's pretty funny but it's just so funny they're like you can't use google maps anymore
like deleting off your phone it's like i use it every day it's just like can't have it it's like
i know losing your browser also people aren't happy that he's with his gaza plans to have a
home home builder show coming i mean i will say i don't know what
he's up to with this seems would you do a sketch uh building show up in gaza two gay guys yeah
two gay guys do a like a home reno show in gaza do you have the fucking cohenies the property
brothers the pro bros property brothers going down to gaza but it's like yeah the property
brothers the but they're muslims so it's like mo yeah, the property brothers, but they're Muslims, so it's like Moe and Moe. Yeah.
The Moe property brother Moes.
The Moe bros?
The Moe bros.
Yeah,
I don't know how this,
this feels to me
like he doesn't actually
want to do this
as some sort
of negotiating tactic,
but again,
he's muddying the waters.
He throws so many
fucking things out there
and then you're,
he kind of like floods.
He is sort of hitting
everyone with a lot of things.
His big thing is,
like he,
it's described as like flooding the zone where he just puts so much shit out there. Flo with a lot of his big thing is he like he it's
described as like flood in the zone where he just puts so much shit out there in the zone yeah where
you're like you don't even know and then you're like what does he even mean like this is he
serious is he not serious and then you're like well if we risk taking him not seriously then
that lets him just go and do the thing so then we have to take him seriously and then if you take
him seriously then he's has like another angle that he could pursue to do something else i don't
know seems like he probably just wants him to go negotiate you're saying the media right now is if you take him seriously, then he's has like a, another angle that he could pursue to do something else. I don't know.
It seems like he probably just wants them to go negotiate.
You're saying the media right now is sort of like a bunch of leaky pipes
and they're trying to,
and they can't,
they can't,
they can't stop them as fast as they're sprouting out.
This is like a sinking boat right now.
Yeah.
Sinking boat.
And you're just already plugged the holes.
Yeah.
Or like whack-a-mole or something where you're just trying to,
I was trying to create a whack-a-mole scenario with my pipes,
but it didn't, didn't seem to hit. Whack-a-mole is a my pipes yeah but it didn't didn't seem like it was a better one but um yeah i mean i don't know and
then you know if people are talking about one thing he goes hey i'm going to do gaza and then
you're like okay well i guess we're not talking about deportations anymore because we're still
doing that not really though it's moved on to just like this oh you're saying the media is not
talking the media is all talking about deportations and there's people on the news crying he goes i'm
taking we're taking over gaza and he goes all right i guess that's
what we're talking about now i know well you know i did the joke where i was doing i was elon musk
joke writer because he has the worst jokes it's all 69 and 420 he's loving himself with the big
balls stuff the hairy balls i mean it is funny that cnn has to be like you know i must change
his name yeah i guess it was kind of funny guess. It wasn't doing that much for me.
Like, the name's stupid.
It's not funny.
But to make CNN say it is funny.
Yeah, I guess.
All right.
Danny likes it.
I don't mind it.
Big Balls is working for Danny.
I mean, he had broken clocks right twice a day.
I did think it was funny that almost was thinking with the Doge stuff,
it kind of feels like the progressive stuff was just so annoying
that it made people want to save money.
Think about right now all of the stuff they're doing,
like getting rid of the deficit and stuff like that.
I don't think that would have happened if the progressive stuff was so annoying
because the will wouldn't have been so against them.
Really, all of that fucking toxic male privilege and stuff was so
annoying yeah that people are like now we're actually gonna stop spending money on bullshit
on all this stupid shit that like it kind of is related i mean for sure it is dude have you seen
some of the stuff they were spending money on like the usa the usa id it was like literally
you know i mean the the famously the 20 million dollars for sesame street iraq
you know i mean the the famously the 20 million dollars for sesame street iraq
what's iraq like the country iraq oh iraq sesame street yeah they were like 20 million dollars for iraq sesame street there was one thing that was like they're all oscar six million dollars for uh
what was it uh gays having sex in south africa literally uh yeah 6.3 million dollars for men who have sex with men
in south africa that's what the organization's called men who have sex with men oh i don't know
if that's no i don't know i don't know if that's the organization i think it's just that's like
we're just giving money like to see if just there's some dudes yeah like they go there and
they're just like yo you have sex with men you're like nice dude here's 20 uh 3.9 million dollars for lgbt causes in the western balkans a lot of it's lgbt
stuff hey oh tons of it 2.3 they were making it rain on the fucking gays with 2.3 million for
artisanal and small scale gold mining there we go in the amazon 2 million to promote LGBT equality through entrepreneurship in Latin America
I guess what actually happens
tell me if this is money well spent
tell me if you think this is money well spent right here
1.5 million to promote LGBT advocacy
in Jamaica
might as well just put that shit
straight in the incinerator
tough assignment Might as well just put that shit straight in the incinerator.
Tough assignment.
Yeah.
Tough assignment.
God damn, you're giving me your hardest battles right now.
God's giving me the hardest battles.
Good luck.
Dude, honestly. You're literally the body man committee.
Dude, you come back.
You go, so did you make any progress on uh lgbt advocacy in jamaica you go yeah i gave the 1.5 million dollars to one guy
and he said he'll consider it that's it he goes this is gonna be really expensive if we want to
change jamaican attitudes towards gay people those homophobic people on earth hey yeah just a good guy comes back tattered he's like
no they still don't like him yeah they took the 1.5 million dollars from me and they said get out
of here you and i can't really say what they called me some names yeah they called me a lot
welcome back in jamaica I want to send somebody else
That's so funny
Dude it could be 1.5 trillion
That wouldn't make a fucking dent
That's definitely a tough assignment
That was the one where I just laughed so hard
Yeah 1.5 million
Probably would be not enough to change one guy
No no no
That's nothing.
What the batty boy are you talking about?
Yeah, they just have his graffiti all over that fucking office for sure.
Didn't work.
I did see.
But it is tons of gay stuff.
1.1 million to an Armenian LGBT group.
I saw that, you know, XQC.
He lives in Quebecbec yeah i saw
a clip of him going viral he was like pay 57 in taxes and then you're like then you pay your house
tax and then you pay your 15 you know then you pay like sales tax and all that stuff and all
these other ones or whatever if you add it up you're like guy probably pays like 70 of his
income you're like that is slavery yeah it's crazy like if you're like hey i work 10 days and i keep
the money for three you're like yeah that's what that's if you look at probably like some people
that were like indentured servitudes in ireland or like over the course of time you're like
yeah they were they're like we at least gave them 60 yeah yeah that's kind of similar deal yeah
yeah that's i mean yeah when you factor in sales tax because nobody even factors in sales tax in
the tax you pay you're like yeah you can get really up and then other taxes like if you smoke you're like well then you just pay half if every time you drive
you go the gas isn't 15 it's like half so if you spend a lot of your money on like gas and smokes
and lottery tickets you're like i mean i can't imagine xcc's doing that no but you know i'm
saying to people that there is other things where you're like if you spend a ton of your money on
gas you're like oh that's even higher you know yeah i'm curious because the taxes for cigarettes here are really high but like i understand the
alcohol how many people you know a lot of people spend like their money out at bars and stuff like
that a lot of that's like tax and more tax yeah i know like the vice like the the sin like vice
taxes like at least in canada that would make sense because planes yeah yeah but like you know
cigarette taxes make sense in canada because
they're like well you know it causes like higher expenses in the health care system and it's all
socialized here it's purely just like a disincentivization thing because people still
have to pay insurance and everything out of pocket anyways so it doesn't even make as much sense no
i understand here it's purely just a disincentive whereas in canada it's an incentive to go to the
reserve to get your cigarettes.
Yeah.
But in Canada you're like,
well,
yeah,
we charge you all this extra money taxes on cigarettes because you guys are a
burden on the healthcare system,
which is also socialized.
So it kind of all like gets pooled,
I guess.
It's funny though.
Just like,
I was coming,
but you ever have a friend that had the bag of native cigarettes?
Of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The fucking off the,
it's that grimiest thing in the world to be carrying around is a fucking Ziploc bag full
of cigarettes.
Oh, man.
You never smoke one of them?
They're gross.
I send you to a different fucking planet.
I have smoked many of them, actually, and they're not fucking good, but sometimes it's
all that was kicking around.
Let's just go through a bit of this, and we'll continue it on the Patreon.
But so we asked everyone what
reddit should we go through and stuff like that right and people sent us a bunch but one of the
funniest ones is the small penis problems reddit so first of all there's a small penis problems
there's an average penis problems and then there's a big problem penis problems everybody's got
sounds like everybody's got problems it sounds like there's everyone's got problems you can't
avoid problems big penis problems is fucking a bit much, having a group for that.
The small penis problems, the funny part is there's one called Reddit small penis problems.
I mean, it's literally indistinguishable from an incel fucking subreddit, by the way.
No, that's small dick problems.
Oh, sorry.
My mistake.
I confused the two. How do they differentiate between small penis problems
okay so small what i sort of i don't know if i sent you a message explaining this but
so okay so small penis problems was the og one right or no there's small penis problems and
small dick reddit problems and the two reddits
have beef right always and i always and i think what happens is reddit small dick problems is
kicking people out of the reddit because their dick's not small enough sometimes yeah you go
what you got a fucking four and a half inch or you're complaining he's pretending he doesn't
know all this stuff i don't know the difference between small dick and small penis problem
okay yeah as if.
He goes, well, there's two of them.
Let's fucking give me a read right now.
Let's see.
You're mods in both of them.
That's weird, Danny.
So what happened is small dick problems is more of the,
it's like a doomer incel thing, like you said, right?
So it's very much like i got no will to
live like i've been cursed with this thing fuck everyone fuck women and then small penis problems
is more like come on boys what we can still live the positive so you'll you'll get them next time
small penis problems is like you know like i used to be like you like honestly it's like you know i
got a three incher but like i use toys and me and my wife are happy and I actually have a good
life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the positive side.
It's like, you don't, don't step up.
Small penis problems is.
And yin and yang both are.
Wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And there's, I was going to say, there's a lot of yins and yangs in both of these subreddits.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Danny throwing shots out there. Sorry. Danny throwing shots at it.
Sorry.
I couldn't help myself.
How should we get you banned, I'll tell you that much.
They do ban people out of hair trigger.
They're not afraid to ban people.
Because apparently, the reason I know this is because there's a lot of people that went
over to smell penis problems.
They got banned from small dick problems.
Oh, you must be out of fucking, you're just going into the suicide subreddit after that
one.
Well, they, well, no, because they were too positive. Yeah. Like, for example, one guy said that he went to the suicide subreddit after that one No because they were too positive
Like for example
One guy said that he went to the small dick problems
And he said that he was like
What toys do you guys recommend that aren't going to like
Cuck you but like it works for a girl or whatever
And the moderator says
No mentions of toys
Oh what
They rule with an iron fist
Small dick problems rules with an iron fist small penis
problems is more of a positivity environment okay good to know
like uh and then they made me clean it they talk about it like body positivity is a lot of you know
they don't like small dick jokes and stuff like that but there's funny fucking shit in here some
wild shit okay so we'll go through some. Should small guys
avoid public urinals? I wanted your
advice on whether we should avoid using urinals.
I've had two incidents in the past
where I was being laughed at by the guy in the urinal
next to me. No way!
No way. Can you imagine?
You're just fucking...
That doesn't happen. You're fucking
at the urinal just like fucking some monster
just sitting there like.
He goes, what's fucking going on over there?
What is that?
It's a goddamn lima bean.
I can't imagine.
I mean, if someone did do that, I empathize because that would be crappy, but I can't imagine.
I mean, most urinals have the dividers.
I guess some don't.
Those events were a shock to me.
I mean, if you're feeling bad about your situation
and then you're getting bullied at just public urinals.
That's something else.
That's tough.
Yeah, exactly.
So, please stop the trolling, this person says.
To all of whom are six, this is small penis problems.
To all of whom that are six, seven, or even 5.5 inches,
please stop coming here to post about your issues.
Seven inches?
Being like, how do you guys live?
It only makes us genuine small folks feel worse
to hear your problems about your adequate-sized penises.
And they're like, yeah, we we know that's what we're doing to be honest it feels like these types of posts are intentionally
designed to ridicule correct so i that is a dick move no pun intended yeah if you're fucking coming
into small penis problems with your six inch you're being like suckers yeah i mean that's
what are you doing that's reddit though these guys have it hard enough a lot of trolling on reddit
i guess yeah so people there's other people coming into the
reddit threads to mess with them which i don't like i don't know if you have any ones that you
like you read them but uh oh uh my small penis so this is this guy was positive he goes my small
penis pushed me to succeed and then led me to ruin i was born in eastern europe with the soviet union
collapse didn't have much privacy and my classmates would see me naked and i had a nickname that
translated to small dick so he was getting beat up by the other eastern europeans that's tough
i worked hard in school to compensate for it and i got a job in america at microsoft
bought myself a truck and i feel like a big man. I ended up tutoring a younger man whose nickname was Cynodon.
His mom wanted to get him into a good school.
So I taught him for some extra cash and his mom was so hot.
She wanted to pay me in sexual favors.
But then when she saw my dick,
she said she paid me for the one year in one payment and never talked to me
again.
This led me to depression and hardcore porn.
And then I got fired from my job at Microsoft
for being caught watching porn on the computer during work.
And all this guy's problems all relate back to the peen.
Yeah, this is a good one, even though this makes insane.
But this is someone in small penis problems says,
would any females be down to sext?
No dudes.
Why would women be in small penis problems?
And why would you just this guy's thrown
out of Hail Mary
yeah this is like
this is this guy
this is from two years ago
this guy might be dead now
that's a bro
throwing out a real Hail Mary
now
insane
that might have been
the last fucking
text he threw out
yeah
that's uh
so has anyone
this is
has anyone
has anyone created
a life fuel collection before
I was considering
collecting a collection of life fuel
for men cursed with a small dick.
It would be a repository, for example,
amateur porn where the dude's dicks are small,
blogs of married pairs
where they have an active, satisfying life
even though the guy has a small dick,
erotica involving men with small peens,
women writing about enjoyable sex with their partner,
despite the small size.
I think there is a point where it just starts to be,
it's not like having a life.
Go make some money.
Yeah.
I think literally you should be in fucking hustle culture forums.
Like they should literally just be like small penis problems has been shut down.
This is now called the grind.
We're going to solve all your problems.
Just don't think about the small P.
Stop collecting gay porn.
Stop collecting porn collections.
Yeah, stop collecting small penis porn.
Let's just get you some fucking status and some money.
That is true, yeah.
Yeah, you want the...
Get the truck, get the biceps, get the money.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
This is a now Jim Bro hustle.
Little fucking... You know, guess guess what there's tons of couples and they're not even fucking having sex
period oh yeah you know what i mean of course so fucking lenny the great lenny corrado said he goes
yeah i'm i'm for same-sex marriage i've been having the same sex for 40 years
classic vintage soul joke but yeah i think that is funny that they not i mean not funny but that
is interesting that the guy because he goes he's creating like a whole like library of women that
like small beans and he goes into cheer they're paid actors i guess there is people that write
this sort of stuff slop but i mean a dude just just on the subway reading small penis erotica.
Put himself in a good mood.
Yeah, there's got to be a better way.
There's got to be a better way.
Guys, you don't have to live like this.
You know who really lucked out? Small dick guys.
They're just a gay bottom.
That's a real gift from God
if you're super gay.
Yeah, I wonder if
anyone would do that.
I think if, yeah, because then like the tux situation becomes a little easier. You have to be kind of gay first if you're going gay yeah I wonder if that's if anyone do that I think if
yeah cause then like
the tux situation
becomes a little easier
you have to be kind of gay
first if you're gonna do trans
but
yeah yeah
but I'm just saying
if God blessed you
in all those ways
if you had a micro
and then you were also gay
that's pretty like
yeah perfect
you lucked out
perfect
as a BBC member
I can't get enough
of what
I can't imagine
what you guys are going for
fuck off
so the guy from BBC shows up just be like hey just wanted to show I can't get enough of what you, I can't imagine what you guys are going for. Fuck off.
So the guy from BBC shows up just to be like,
hey, just wanted to show my support from everybody over in the BBC community.
Don't kill yourselves.
It's going to be okay.
I mean, I would kill myself if I was you,
but I'm telling you, you have a lot to live for.
I do not appreciate a humble brag from the BBC
and the small bean guy showing up.
I know I might not be able
to understand what it's like for y'all.
Is this a real guy? This is crazy.
But I wish that
nobody had to go through the type of stuff
you're going through. I hope that every
boy is being born, doesn't have to
experience, and gets a fulfilling
relationship. For those that are small,
keep fighting. There's hope.
People may laugh, judge gossip behind your back,
but you can fuck them up and still fight.
Well, some of them, the big black guy being like,
you can still fight.
It's like a nerdy white guy being like, no, I can't. No, I also can't do that.
I can code.
That's something.
There's still things you can do in life to make...
That's literally the fucking, the dude that banged your wife being like,
there's plenty of fish at the sea.
I mean, my hope is that that's just some feminist chick
who just hates men showing up just being like...
I wonder.
That's a funny troll.
Has to be.
That's something.
Hey, I'm Andre from the BBC community.
And then there's also a lot of this.
A lot of people posting,
we want to hear your small penis stories.
Casting for documentary.
So there's a lot of people that decided they're making a documentary and trolling through the
reddit yeah if it isn't bad enough why don't you be publicly the face of the small dick community
exactly vancouver canada yeah i promise you all these people have anonymous reddit like handles
for a reason yeah that's like i remember when the vice did this thing like probably eight
years ago and it was like non-offending pedophiles yeah i'm a pedophile but not a monster yeah
exactly and then there was like people who like were wanted and like why would you want to be the
face of this it's like it's crazy what is the point of you yeah what is the point i guess i'm
trying to like normalize it or whatever you're like dude this is not i think they just i think
they just got caught up and like everything's getting
normalized and they said why not me yeah some guys just like sure i'll be the face of pedophilia
non-offending pedophilia you're dude every other weird ass things get normalized why not me
you know crazy no blurred face nothing just we want to hear from all identity all gender identities
about so they're trying to do like a they're trying to do like a guy thing where they're
just like you know they're probably doing a body positive version and they're trying to do a small
dick one yeah but that would be crazy if they showed up and they just pranked them and they're
oh man that would be sad small dick loser yeah it's just like danny mullet or something yeah
not be rude on that just This is... Micro penis project.
I'm a physician planning a podcast series around micro penis.
And if you would be interested in being interviewed, who would want to be doing this?
I don't get it.
What's the market for the micro penis podcast?
I got one for Danny.
Have you heard of this sub?
Female dating strategy?
It's toxic as hell.
My arch nemesis. the small dick doesn't like
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